1 00:00:08,758 --> 00:00:10,379 - ♪ 2 00:00:13,586 --> 00:00:16,034 - Ouch! - Oh, come on. 3 00:00:16,172 --> 00:00:17,931 Mom, it was not that bad. 4 00:00:18,068 --> 00:00:19,689 - It was worse than bad. 5 00:00:22,068 --> 00:00:23,310 - What happened to you? 6 00:00:23,448 --> 00:00:25,103 - Oh, shopping with Sandra! 7 00:00:26,965 --> 00:00:30,758 She's taking this junior prom thing to a whole 'nother level! 8 00:00:33,206 --> 00:00:35,310 I think we raised a prom-zilla. 9 00:00:35,448 --> 00:00:36,896 - [audience laughing] 10 00:00:37,034 --> 00:00:40,413 - Aw, baby, she, she took me to four different malls, 11 00:00:40,551 --> 00:00:43,379 we went to 12 different stores. 12 00:00:43,517 --> 00:00:45,103 Oh, that feels so good. 13 00:00:45,241 --> 00:00:48,758 Then she, she, she, she tried on like 15 different dresses, 14 00:00:48,896 --> 00:00:50,413 10 pairs of shoes. 15 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:53,137 All to go back to the very first mall we went to, 16 00:00:53,275 --> 00:00:58,344 to buy the first three dresses we tried on nine hours ago! 17 00:00:58,482 --> 00:01:00,206 - I got some junior prom dresses! 18 00:01:00,344 --> 00:01:02,000 - Whoa, three different dresses?! 19 00:01:02,137 --> 00:01:03,689 How many dates do you have? 20 00:01:03,827 --> 00:01:04,965 - [audience laughing] 21 00:01:05,103 --> 00:01:06,827 - I couldn't narrow it down. 22 00:01:06,965 --> 00:01:08,965 - You couldn't narrow it down, so you spent money 23 00:01:09,103 --> 00:01:10,655 on three different dresses? 24 00:01:10,793 --> 00:01:14,896 - Okay, how do you like this dress? 25 00:01:15,034 --> 00:01:17,068 - Too much back. Take it back. 26 00:01:17,206 --> 00:01:19,586 - What?! Okay. 27 00:01:19,724 --> 00:01:21,206 Ooh, ooh, okay. 28 00:01:21,344 --> 00:01:24,241 How about this one? 29 00:01:24,379 --> 00:01:27,241 It kind of looks like a disco ball, right? 30 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:29,931 - Nope, too much front. Take it back. 31 00:01:30,068 --> 00:01:31,517 - I told you. - You didn't even 32 00:01:31,655 --> 00:01:33,862 see the front yet. - Take it back. 33 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,965 - Oh, okay, okay. 34 00:01:36,103 --> 00:01:37,206 I got you, I got you. 35 00:01:37,344 --> 00:01:40,655 How about this one? 36 00:01:40,793 --> 00:01:44,379 - No! Too much everything! This stuff better be 90% off 37 00:01:44,517 --> 00:01:47,586 because there's hardly any material on anything. 38 00:01:47,724 --> 00:01:51,379 - Okay, so am I supposed to be dressed like a nun then? 39 00:01:51,517 --> 00:01:55,172 - You are being ridiculous! You cannot hide beauty. 40 00:01:55,310 --> 00:01:59,000 And ask me how I would know. 41 00:01:59,137 --> 00:02:00,896 - How do you know? 42 00:02:03,758 --> 00:02:06,241 - Anastasia, you better quit sashaying around my husband. 43 00:02:06,379 --> 00:02:07,827 - [audience laughing] 44 00:02:09,724 --> 00:02:12,689 - It's junior prom, Dad. - Who's your date? 45 00:02:12,827 --> 00:02:15,827 - Ooh, Adam "Dreamy" McPherson. 46 00:02:15,965 --> 00:02:17,758 He's on the basketball team. 47 00:02:17,896 --> 00:02:20,586 - I don't like him. - You don't even know him. 48 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:24,137 - Yo, guess who needs a tuxedo? - Who? 49 00:02:24,275 --> 00:02:26,793 - Your boy! 50 00:02:26,931 --> 00:02:28,758 I've just been asked to the junior prom 51 00:02:28,896 --> 00:02:31,689 by Brenda "Boom Boom" Boudreux. 52 00:02:31,827 --> 00:02:33,758 - What?! What is a boom boom? 53 00:02:33,896 --> 00:02:36,068 - You know, boom boom. 54 00:02:36,206 --> 00:02:37,689 - What? 55 00:02:37,827 --> 00:02:40,310 - Yo, yo, yo, it's the girl everybody wants to know 56 00:02:40,448 --> 00:02:42,931 and she want to know me. 57 00:02:43,068 --> 00:02:47,275 - [audience laughing] 58 00:02:48,689 --> 00:02:51,206 - Damn, I see why they call her Boom Boom. 59 00:02:51,344 --> 00:02:52,689 - ♪ Boom boom ♪ 60 00:02:55,034 --> 00:02:56,413 - ♪ 61 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:58,793 - ♪ No matter what you do, I love you ♪ 62 00:02:58,931 --> 00:03:02,689 ♪ No matter where you go, I'm behind you for sure ♪ 63 00:03:02,827 --> 00:03:05,448 ♪ Always remember, blood ain't never water ♪ 64 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:07,862 ♪ We'll make it if we stay together ♪ 65 00:03:12,034 --> 00:03:15,310 - Ah, you look beautiful, baby. I love it, yeah. 66 00:03:15,448 --> 00:03:17,068 Here's what we're gonna do, right? 67 00:03:17,206 --> 00:03:18,448 We gonna take the waist out, 68 00:03:18,586 --> 00:03:20,724 and then we gonna close up this slit. 69 00:03:20,862 --> 00:03:22,620 - Dad, I want to look irresistible. 70 00:03:22,758 --> 00:03:24,275 - [doorbell ringing] - Oh no, that's it. 71 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:27,103 Somebody find me a designer straight jacket. 72 00:03:27,241 --> 00:03:29,689 - Got my tux. - Can't wait to see it, Phillip! 73 00:03:29,827 --> 00:03:32,379 - [audience laughing] 74 00:03:32,517 --> 00:03:34,379 - Hold on a minute, now why Grandpa don't look 75 00:03:34,517 --> 00:03:35,931 all tired out like me? 76 00:03:36,068 --> 00:03:37,724 Where you take him shopping? - VINNY: [chuckling] 77 00:03:37,862 --> 00:03:40,586 We went to that One Stop Shop and Spa. 78 00:03:40,724 --> 00:03:42,413 You been to that spot? - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, 79 00:03:42,551 --> 00:03:44,310 that's my spot, that's my spot! 80 00:03:44,448 --> 00:03:46,586 Yeah, yeah, you can get a fade, a shave, BOGO suits, 81 00:03:46,724 --> 00:03:50,068 wing tips, two spirits of Old Spicey, 82 00:03:50,206 --> 00:03:52,931 a lemon drop foot massage from exotic ladies 83 00:03:53,068 --> 00:03:54,275 all for a small tip. 84 00:03:54,413 --> 00:03:55,689 - I gave her a tip alright. 85 00:03:55,827 --> 00:03:57,206 I said, "Don't forget the corns. " 86 00:03:57,344 --> 00:03:59,413 - [laughing] 87 00:03:59,551 --> 00:04:02,689 - So you got your dogs massaged while you waited?! 88 00:04:02,827 --> 00:04:05,655 - I got my dogs, bunions, hammer time, 89 00:04:05,793 --> 00:04:08,103 and they give you a chilled glass of moonshine 90 00:04:08,241 --> 00:04:09,448 to set you straight. 91 00:04:09,586 --> 00:04:11,137 - [audience laughing] 92 00:04:11,275 --> 00:04:13,758 - Next time, you're taking Sandra. 93 00:04:13,896 --> 00:04:16,172 I'll take Philip! 94 00:04:16,310 --> 00:04:17,689 - I'ma go in the back, hit the bubble bath 95 00:04:17,827 --> 00:04:20,103 with the little goodie bag they gave me! 96 00:04:20,241 --> 00:04:22,103 - They didn't give us a goodie bag. 97 00:04:22,241 --> 00:04:23,620 My dogs hurt. 98 00:04:24,862 --> 00:04:28,241 - Alright, bam. 99 00:04:29,896 --> 00:04:31,275 - Pink! 100 00:04:31,413 --> 00:04:32,896 - It's player. 101 00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:36,000 - So you're going to a players ball? 102 00:04:36,137 --> 00:04:39,965 - No, Grampa Vinny stole it off of a mannequin. 103 00:04:40,103 --> 00:04:42,413 I didn't want to tell him let's go somewhere else 104 00:04:42,551 --> 00:04:44,413 because he seemed too relaxed. 105 00:04:44,551 --> 00:04:47,931 - That looks just like my third husband's favorite suit 106 00:04:48,068 --> 00:04:50,517 that I buried him in because I hated it so much 107 00:04:50,655 --> 00:04:52,275 I didn't want to ever see it again. 108 00:04:52,413 --> 00:04:54,931 - [groaning] 109 00:04:55,068 --> 00:04:56,413 - Uh, you know what? 110 00:04:56,551 --> 00:04:59,000 I think Jeremy has a bow tie and a cummerbund 111 00:04:59,137 --> 00:05:01,137 that's not corpse-ish. 112 00:05:01,275 --> 00:05:04,689 - I can take a few decades off that. 113 00:05:04,827 --> 00:05:07,965 - So, those are the colors for you and Brenda Boo-drawals? 114 00:05:08,103 --> 00:05:12,379 - No, it's Boom Boom Boudreux. Boom Boom. 115 00:05:12,517 --> 00:05:14,413 - Sandra, why you call her that? 116 00:05:14,551 --> 00:05:16,034 - Because her stuff's always hanging out, 117 00:05:16,172 --> 00:05:17,517 she got a new bae every weekend, 118 00:05:17,655 --> 00:05:19,206 and everybody knows she's a clout chaser. 119 00:05:19,344 --> 00:05:21,206 - Philip ain't got no clout! 120 00:05:21,344 --> 00:05:22,931 - Thanks, Mom. 121 00:05:23,068 --> 00:05:25,931 Sandra, stop hating. 122 00:05:26,068 --> 00:05:27,137 Brenda's fire. 123 00:05:27,275 --> 00:05:28,965 - [audience laughing] 124 00:05:29,103 --> 00:05:31,310 - Okay, well you better hope you don't get burned. 125 00:05:31,448 --> 00:05:35,517 - 'Cause there are some things a water hose can't put out! 126 00:05:35,655 --> 00:05:37,275 - [audience laughing] 127 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,413 - That was good, Mom. 128 00:05:43,689 --> 00:05:46,172 - Leaves his plate on the table. 129 00:05:48,965 --> 00:05:50,862 Philip, you left your phone down-- 130 00:05:53,034 --> 00:05:56,000 Right nasty! 131 00:05:56,137 --> 00:05:57,517 - Babe, I'm about to take Philip-- 132 00:05:57,655 --> 00:06:00,241 - To the clinic, if he messing with this skank. 133 00:06:02,689 --> 00:06:05,344 - Philip?! - My baby. 134 00:06:06,827 --> 00:06:09,758 - Yeah, Dad? Oh, I was looking for that. 135 00:06:09,896 --> 00:06:11,137 She fine, right? 136 00:06:11,275 --> 00:06:13,103 - [audience laughing] 137 00:06:13,241 --> 00:06:15,344 - Hey! What you neck me for? 138 00:06:15,482 --> 00:06:17,862 - Who is this? - That's my bae. 139 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,655 We're going to the junior prom together. 140 00:06:19,793 --> 00:06:23,586 - What, no you ain't. Not over my dead body. 141 00:06:23,724 --> 00:06:25,862 - PHILLIP: Ma, Ma, Ma everybody takes photos like that. 142 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,551 What's the big deal? 143 00:06:27,689 --> 00:06:29,551 - She, right here, is a hoochie mama! 144 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:31,068 She looks like a hoodrat. 145 00:06:31,206 --> 00:06:33,862 - But she's not. That's the thing. 146 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,724 It's just a sexy pose. 147 00:06:36,862 --> 00:06:39,103 - Look a little triple X to me. 148 00:06:39,241 --> 00:06:41,448 - Ma, you know the rules. You're not supposed to look 149 00:06:41,586 --> 00:06:44,586 through a man's photos. - Bruh, you ain't a man! 150 00:06:46,482 --> 00:06:48,965 - Babe, I got it, let me talk to him. 151 00:06:49,103 --> 00:06:50,620 - Okay. 152 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:52,586 But you better tell him ain't no skanks coming up 153 00:06:52,724 --> 00:06:54,827 in this family. Huh! 154 00:06:54,965 --> 00:06:58,482 'Cause we done invested way too much time, money, 155 00:06:58,620 --> 00:07:01,827 effort, prayer, hallelujah up in here, 156 00:07:01,965 --> 00:07:05,103 just throwing it all away on some girl 157 00:07:05,241 --> 00:07:08,482 who trying to trap my baby! 158 00:07:08,620 --> 00:07:10,344 Not on my watch. 159 00:07:11,827 --> 00:07:16,551 And I'm looking at every last one of them photos! 160 00:07:16,689 --> 00:07:19,137 - Dad, tell her she can't do that. 161 00:07:19,275 --> 00:07:23,137 - There better not be nothing worse in here than that. 162 00:07:23,275 --> 00:07:25,931 I got you baby, I got it, alright? 163 00:07:26,068 --> 00:07:27,517 - LEAH: Okay. 164 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:29,827 - She acting like I'm trying to put a ring on it. 165 00:07:29,965 --> 00:07:34,965 - Look Son, what do you like about this girl? 166 00:07:35,103 --> 00:07:37,000 - [audience laughing] 167 00:07:37,137 --> 00:07:40,793 - No, what do you like about her on the inside? 168 00:07:40,931 --> 00:07:42,586 - I haven't got to that part yet. 169 00:07:42,724 --> 00:07:44,620 - LEAH: Boy, you better not be getting to any parts! 170 00:07:44,758 --> 00:07:48,689 That is not your nice, wholesome wife. 171 00:07:48,827 --> 00:07:51,586 - No, not literally on the inside. 172 00:07:51,724 --> 00:07:53,413 I mean, like, what do you like about her 173 00:07:53,551 --> 00:07:56,862 that's not on the outside? 174 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,482 What? 175 00:07:58,620 --> 00:08:03,931 Okay, do you feel a certain way when you're around her? 176 00:08:04,068 --> 00:08:05,793 Are we looking at the same picture? 177 00:08:05,931 --> 00:08:08,034 [audience laughing] - Okay, alright, I get it. 178 00:08:08,172 --> 00:08:10,206 She's cute, okay. But we don't want you doing 179 00:08:10,344 --> 00:08:11,965 nothing stupid on your prom night, alright? 180 00:08:12,103 --> 00:08:13,517 - LEAH: Yeah, yeah! 181 00:08:13,655 --> 00:08:16,068 'Cause I ain't raising no mini skanks up in here, honey! 182 00:08:16,206 --> 00:08:18,827 I ain't even grayed yet, I'm too young to be anybody's 183 00:08:18,965 --> 00:08:20,344 grandmama! 184 00:08:20,482 --> 00:08:23,344 - Dad, Brenda's cool. A lot of people are jealous 185 00:08:23,482 --> 00:08:24,965 because she gets a lot of attention. 186 00:08:25,103 --> 00:08:27,758 I got this. 187 00:08:27,896 --> 00:08:29,551 You know your boy got game. 188 00:08:29,689 --> 00:08:34,724 - [audience laughing] 189 00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:37,068 - Hey! 190 00:08:37,206 --> 00:08:40,103 - Son, if you are seriously into this girl, 191 00:08:40,241 --> 00:08:43,275 I'm going to give you something so you don't get nothing. 192 00:08:43,413 --> 00:08:44,724 - Like what? 193 00:08:46,655 --> 00:08:49,000 - Come on, take a walk with your father. 194 00:08:50,793 --> 00:08:53,344 So look, son, these girls, 195 00:08:53,482 --> 00:08:55,344 they a little bit aggressive, alright? 196 00:08:55,482 --> 00:08:58,206 Now, I'ma give you something to make sure you good. 197 00:08:58,344 --> 00:09:00,137 I don't want no problems. 198 00:09:00,275 --> 00:09:03,448 This is between me and you, okay? Alright, here. 199 00:09:05,517 --> 00:09:07,103 - Balloons? 200 00:09:07,241 --> 00:09:08,448 - [audience laughing] 201 00:09:08,586 --> 00:09:10,448 - They condoms, Son, alright? 202 00:09:10,586 --> 00:09:11,931 I bought 'em earlier for you today. 203 00:09:12,068 --> 00:09:14,448 Now listen, this is not me giving you permission 204 00:09:14,586 --> 00:09:16,034 to have sex. 205 00:09:16,172 --> 00:09:18,103 But just in case something happens, 206 00:09:18,241 --> 00:09:21,413 I wanted to make sure you protect yourself and her. 207 00:09:21,551 --> 00:09:23,172 Alright? 208 00:09:23,310 --> 00:09:24,517 - I got it. 209 00:09:24,655 --> 00:09:26,275 - [audience laughing] 210 00:09:26,413 --> 00:09:28,724 - Okay. Hey! 211 00:09:30,310 --> 00:09:32,137 - ♪ 212 00:09:32,275 --> 00:09:34,000 - Everyone, gather. 213 00:09:35,620 --> 00:09:37,137 Chop chop. 214 00:09:39,137 --> 00:09:44,620 Let's take a look at junior prom's Mr. Debonaire. 215 00:09:44,758 --> 00:09:47,068 - ALL: [exclaiming] 216 00:09:47,206 --> 00:09:50,586 - Alright, boy, that look nice! - Oh my goodness. 217 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,827 Baby, that's what you lookin' like. 218 00:09:52,965 --> 00:09:55,275 - Woo, that boy got on my lucky cummerbund, 219 00:09:55,413 --> 00:09:57,137 that mean he gonna get a lot of-- 220 00:09:57,275 --> 00:10:01,482 - Okay, good looking, Grandpa. You feel me? 221 00:10:01,620 --> 00:10:03,758 - Yeah, a whole lot! I mean, a lot. 222 00:10:03,896 --> 00:10:05,275 - Dancing, we're talking about dancing. 223 00:10:05,413 --> 00:10:07,482 - VINNY: Dancing, dancing, I'm talking about dancing. 224 00:10:07,620 --> 00:10:09,896 [muttering] 225 00:10:10,034 --> 00:10:14,551 - And now get ready to fix your eyes 226 00:10:14,689 --> 00:10:19,379 on our future Miss Junior Prom Queen. 227 00:10:19,517 --> 00:10:21,068 - [gasps] - Wow. 228 00:10:21,206 --> 00:10:22,862 - Oh my gosh. 229 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,103 - JEREMY: Oh my gosh. - Baby! 230 00:10:25,241 --> 00:10:27,310 - You look so beautiful, Baby. - Thank you. 231 00:10:27,448 --> 00:10:29,689 - Now you tell that knucklehead prom date of yours 232 00:10:29,827 --> 00:10:31,517 that I approve of social distance dancing. 233 00:10:31,655 --> 00:10:32,896 - [audience laughing] 234 00:10:33,034 --> 00:10:34,517 - The prom isn't until tomorrow night, 235 00:10:34,655 --> 00:10:36,586 but I just had to show them off. 236 00:10:36,724 --> 00:10:38,586 - Miss Anastasia, you did a great job. 237 00:10:38,724 --> 00:10:41,379 They look gorgeous and handsome. 238 00:10:41,517 --> 00:10:42,896 - Thank you. 239 00:10:43,034 --> 00:10:45,172 - Now all we need is a full-length trenchcoat 240 00:10:45,310 --> 00:10:47,068 to cover it all up. 241 00:10:47,206 --> 00:10:49,482 - Dad! 242 00:10:49,620 --> 00:10:52,172 - This suit a little hot. 243 00:10:52,310 --> 00:10:54,000 I'll be ripping stuff off left and right. 244 00:10:54,137 --> 00:10:55,793 - Wait, hold on, sir. You will definitely be not 245 00:10:55,931 --> 00:10:57,482 ripping anything off, okay? 246 00:10:57,620 --> 00:10:59,241 - [audience laughing] 247 00:10:59,379 --> 00:11:01,620 - Fine, I'll just burn. 248 00:11:04,103 --> 00:11:05,827 Not like that! 249 00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:07,758 Get y'all minds out the gutter. 250 00:11:09,137 --> 00:11:11,103 - Oh my goodness. 251 00:11:11,241 --> 00:11:12,689 No way. This is not happening! 252 00:11:12,827 --> 00:11:14,413 - What is it, baby? 253 00:11:14,551 --> 00:11:16,310 - A picture of Karla Underwood 254 00:11:16,448 --> 00:11:20,620 with my date and a DM that says, "I ain't going with you". 255 00:11:20,758 --> 00:11:24,137 Mom, I'm getting stood up. 256 00:11:24,275 --> 00:11:25,586 - It's okay, baby. 257 00:11:25,724 --> 00:11:27,379 - ♪ 258 00:11:27,517 --> 00:11:30,000 - I can't believe he ditched me for Karla Underpants. 259 00:11:30,137 --> 00:11:32,034 - Is that what they call her? 260 00:11:32,172 --> 00:11:36,793 - Yeah, 'cause every guy is trying to get in her pants. 261 00:11:36,931 --> 00:11:39,655 - Except you, 'cause you got your own pants. 262 00:11:39,793 --> 00:11:41,275 - I'm not gonna lie. She fine, Ma. 263 00:11:41,413 --> 00:11:42,931 - [audience laughing] 264 00:11:43,068 --> 00:11:45,172 - I don't understand why all the bad girls 265 00:11:45,310 --> 00:11:46,793 always get the good guys. 266 00:11:46,931 --> 00:11:49,517 Boys are so stupid-- - And egotistical. 267 00:11:49,655 --> 00:11:51,482 - And insecure. - And selfish. 268 00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:56,448 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, why are we hatin' on the fellas? 269 00:11:56,586 --> 00:11:59,000 - They go for anything to get a piece so they can say 270 00:11:59,137 --> 00:12:01,827 they had her. That girl's been everywhere. 271 00:12:01,965 --> 00:12:04,655 She gave a boy something he can't give back. 272 00:12:04,793 --> 00:12:06,103 - See, that's why you're special, 273 00:12:06,241 --> 00:12:08,034 you don't give every boy a piece. 274 00:12:08,172 --> 00:12:09,551 - Oh, I'm known for giving them a piece. 275 00:12:09,689 --> 00:12:11,551 - What?! 276 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:13,620 - A piece of my mind. 277 00:12:13,758 --> 00:12:16,172 - When I left my fourth husband 278 00:12:16,310 --> 00:12:18,896 and went back to my second, I found out 279 00:12:19,034 --> 00:12:21,241 that he had slept with everyone in the neighborhood. 280 00:12:21,379 --> 00:12:23,310 I even took a woman to the clinic 281 00:12:23,448 --> 00:12:25,000 who thought she was pregnant. 282 00:12:25,137 --> 00:12:27,275 But if I had known he had been messing around with her, 283 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:31,586 I would have let her know his seed was no good. 284 00:12:31,724 --> 00:12:33,517 - Cringy. 285 00:12:33,655 --> 00:12:36,448 - Look, I heard he has the rep for hittin' and quittin'. 286 00:12:36,586 --> 00:12:38,724 He didn't deserve you, Sis. 287 00:12:38,862 --> 00:12:40,724 - This is so embarrassing. 288 00:12:40,862 --> 00:12:42,724 Now who's going to take me to junior prom? 289 00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:46,758 - Maybe your brother can-- - Make some suggestions. 290 00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:49,068 Look, I'm sorry Mom, but I can't pull up 291 00:12:49,206 --> 00:12:50,896 to the junior prom with a third wheel. 292 00:12:51,034 --> 00:12:53,965 I mean, I'm already a plus one. 293 00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:59,482 - Give me a call back when you get this. 294 00:12:59,620 --> 00:13:02,137 Lindor didn't answer. 295 00:13:02,275 --> 00:13:04,965 I also called the deacon's son to see if he's available, 296 00:13:05,103 --> 00:13:07,275 but he liked to borrow money out of the, the collection plate 297 00:13:07,413 --> 00:13:09,034 for his dates. 298 00:13:09,172 --> 00:13:11,137 - That sound like stealing. 299 00:13:12,965 --> 00:13:15,034 - I have a great idea! 300 00:13:15,172 --> 00:13:19,689 Let's throw Sandra a prom here tomorrow night! 301 00:13:19,827 --> 00:13:25,275 - Miss Anastasia, girl, I think that's a fabulous idea! 302 00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,241 - I love that. 303 00:13:27,379 --> 00:13:30,689 - Oh my gosh. - Now I have to find a date. 304 00:13:30,827 --> 00:13:32,241 - Well, good luck with that. 305 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:33,758 [laughing] 306 00:13:36,862 --> 00:13:38,379 - ♪ - Philip! 307 00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:42,137 Baby, I'm almost finished steaming your pants! 308 00:13:42,275 --> 00:13:44,586 Who bought this boy some pink pants? 309 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,689 - [audience laughing] 310 00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:50,068 - Come on, you don't have much time before you-- 311 00:13:50,206 --> 00:13:51,310 Go to your grave. 312 00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:57,310 Philip Washington! Get down here right now! 313 00:13:59,482 --> 00:14:03,827 - I just heard the angry mom voice. What happened now? 314 00:14:03,965 --> 00:14:06,517 Uh... [chuckles] 315 00:14:06,655 --> 00:14:09,241 - What is this? 316 00:14:09,379 --> 00:14:10,620 What is this? 317 00:14:10,758 --> 00:14:12,137 - Oh, that's a condom. 318 00:14:14,448 --> 00:14:16,620 It's a funny story, you're gonna crack up. 319 00:14:16,758 --> 00:14:18,517 When Dad gave it to me, I thought it-- 320 00:14:18,655 --> 00:14:19,862 - When, when, who, when who gave... 321 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,931 When who gave you what?! 322 00:14:23,068 --> 00:14:24,482 Huh?! 323 00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:28,758 - Did you just do that? Did you really just do that? 324 00:14:28,896 --> 00:14:31,206 - When who gave you what? 325 00:14:31,344 --> 00:14:36,310 - Oh, I'm just, I'm just gonna leave. 326 00:14:36,448 --> 00:14:40,586 - Yeah, do that so I can talk to your daddy. 327 00:14:40,724 --> 00:14:42,137 - Where's the other one? 328 00:14:42,275 --> 00:14:43,344 - It's gone. 329 00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:45,482 - Oooooo! 330 00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:48,275 Did, did, did, did, did you say the other one?! 331 00:14:48,413 --> 00:14:50,655 Where is it gone to, huh? Where is it gone to?! 332 00:14:50,793 --> 00:14:52,275 Did you use it with that little skank?! 333 00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:54,344 - Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, I didn't use it. 334 00:14:54,482 --> 00:14:59,000 I just had 'em just in case something popped off. 335 00:14:59,137 --> 00:15:02,620 - [whispers] Popped off. Popped off... 336 00:15:02,758 --> 00:15:04,137 - Just go. 337 00:15:04,275 --> 00:15:08,172 - My bad, man. I messed that up. 338 00:15:08,310 --> 00:15:09,965 - [sighs] 339 00:15:12,896 --> 00:15:15,482 - You gave him a condom? - Why would I--- 340 00:15:15,620 --> 00:15:16,827 Yeah, I gave it to him. 341 00:15:16,965 --> 00:15:18,448 - [audience laughing] 342 00:15:18,586 --> 00:15:20,862 - It's a man thing, you wouldn't understand, okay? 343 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,931 - Okay, well this a mama thing. 344 00:15:23,068 --> 00:15:25,862 I'm about to walk this condom to Sandra's room 345 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,758 and then it's gonna be a mother-daughter thing. 346 00:15:27,896 --> 00:15:29,379 How about that?! - Relax. 347 00:15:29,517 --> 00:15:33,172 - I cannot believe you are condoning sexual activity. 348 00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:35,068 - That's not what I'm doing. - Oh. 349 00:15:35,206 --> 00:15:37,275 - Just sometimes when that thing do what it's gonna do 350 00:15:37,413 --> 00:15:40,379 you just gotta be prepared when it starts actin' a fool. 351 00:15:40,517 --> 00:15:42,827 Think about us. You know how we were. 352 00:15:42,965 --> 00:15:44,758 - Well, we were-- 353 00:15:44,896 --> 00:15:47,034 Well, we weren't-- 354 00:15:47,172 --> 00:15:50,241 Well, that was-- - Yeah. 355 00:15:50,379 --> 00:15:54,620 Look, it's reverse psychology, alright? 356 00:15:54,758 --> 00:15:56,206 You get them to think you trust them 357 00:15:56,344 --> 00:15:58,172 and then when they're out they're like, 358 00:15:58,310 --> 00:16:00,137 "Oh, well you know Mom and Dad trust us 359 00:16:00,275 --> 00:16:02,931 so we can't do this." And then they just don't do it. 360 00:16:03,068 --> 00:16:04,689 - Well, what if they do it anyway? Hmm? 361 00:16:04,827 --> 00:16:06,034 - I didn't think about that. 362 00:16:06,172 --> 00:16:11,482 - Jeremy, you cannot make this easy for him. 363 00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:13,068 - [sighs] 364 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,896 Okay, look baby, just these girls out there, 365 00:16:16,034 --> 00:16:17,862 they just fast these days. 366 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,827 - Oh, oh, so the girls are fast?! 367 00:16:21,965 --> 00:16:23,758 What are the boys? Players, huh? 368 00:16:23,896 --> 00:16:25,724 Pimp daddies? 369 00:16:25,862 --> 00:16:27,275 - Alright, okay, you got a point. Alright? 370 00:16:27,413 --> 00:16:30,034 I'm just trying to prevent him from making a decision 371 00:16:30,172 --> 00:16:32,827 that he can be stuck with for the rest of his life. 372 00:16:32,965 --> 00:16:36,379 - Next time, baby, can we just, 373 00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:40,931 can we just-- can we discuss this before 374 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:42,620 making moves like this? 375 00:16:42,758 --> 00:16:44,241 - Yeah, yeah. 376 00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:49,034 Alright, well, I'm sorry, okay? 377 00:16:49,172 --> 00:16:51,103 - Glow in the dark. 378 00:16:51,241 --> 00:16:56,034 - Now, tomorrow it's not gonna be about them. 379 00:16:56,172 --> 00:16:58,448 It's gonna be about this. 380 00:16:58,586 --> 00:17:01,241 - [laughing] 381 00:17:01,379 --> 00:17:03,034 - You right, we gonna need one of these 382 00:17:03,172 --> 00:17:05,862 'cause we don't need no more mini-me's, 383 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,965 no more little broke best friends, okay? 384 00:17:08,103 --> 00:17:09,517 We almost out the clear. 385 00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:11,172 They about to graduate is a couple years. 386 00:17:11,310 --> 00:17:13,275 - ♪ 387 00:17:13,413 --> 00:17:16,448 - Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Pleasant Days' 388 00:17:16,586 --> 00:17:18,275 Junior Prom Queen. 389 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:24,137 - ALL: [cheering and clapping] 390 00:17:29,310 --> 00:17:31,275 - I feel stupid. - Oh, no. 391 00:17:31,413 --> 00:17:33,068 The only person that should feel stupid 392 00:17:33,206 --> 00:17:35,103 is the boy that ditched you. 393 00:17:35,241 --> 00:17:38,586 He missed a vision of beauty inside and out. 394 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,206 - And you know what else? 395 00:17:40,344 --> 00:17:42,482 There isn't one girl at that prom who's gonna feel 396 00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:44,862 more loved than you feel right here tonight. 397 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,482 It ain't gonna happen. 398 00:17:50,551 --> 00:17:52,448 - [gasps] 399 00:17:52,586 --> 00:17:54,103 - May I have this dance? 400 00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:55,758 - I thought you were up north with your aunt? 401 00:17:55,896 --> 00:17:57,241 - I couldn't miss this. 402 00:17:57,379 --> 00:17:59,793 Any guy who would stand you up is a fool. 403 00:17:59,931 --> 00:18:01,620 - Let's pretend like that didn't happen. 404 00:18:01,758 --> 00:18:03,896 - Well, I'm glad it did. 405 00:18:04,034 --> 00:18:05,517 - Not too close. 406 00:18:05,655 --> 00:18:06,896 - [audience laughing] 407 00:18:07,034 --> 00:18:08,379 - You look fantastic! 408 00:18:08,517 --> 00:18:11,344 - Yeah? I got these on sale! 409 00:18:11,482 --> 00:18:13,000 - How much? 410 00:18:13,137 --> 00:18:14,517 - See, I know how you do it. 411 00:18:14,655 --> 00:18:15,793 - [audience laughing] 412 00:18:15,931 --> 00:18:17,862 - Look man, I wanna thank you 413 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,344 for coming through for baby girl. 414 00:18:19,482 --> 00:18:21,206 I really appreciate that, alright? 415 00:18:21,344 --> 00:18:23,724 - I wouldn't miss it. - Y'all have a good time, okay? 416 00:18:23,862 --> 00:18:24,965 [screeches] Right there. 417 00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:27,344 - [audience laughing] 418 00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:30,413 - Oh baby, what do you think Philip's doing? 419 00:18:30,551 --> 00:18:32,724 - Same thing we doing. The night is still young. 420 00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:34,206 - And so is he. 421 00:18:36,068 --> 00:18:37,965 - Well baby, we were young one time. 422 00:18:38,103 --> 00:18:40,931 - Mm-hmm, that's why I'm so concerned. 423 00:18:41,068 --> 00:18:42,724 - [audience laughing] 424 00:18:42,862 --> 00:18:46,103 - This brings back so many great memories. 425 00:18:46,241 --> 00:18:48,724 - ALL: [groaning] - VINNY: Here we go again. 426 00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:52,689 - I remember when I was crowned prom queen. 427 00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:56,413 Oh, I beat that Betty Miller. 428 00:18:56,551 --> 00:19:00,758 - Well, tonight, you are my prom queen. 429 00:19:00,896 --> 00:19:02,724 - Oh, thank you, Your Honor. 430 00:19:02,862 --> 00:19:05,310 - So, what do you make of your special night? 431 00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:07,413 - I remember prom. - [laughing] 432 00:19:07,551 --> 00:19:09,000 Did you take a hot mama with you? 433 00:19:09,137 --> 00:19:12,206 - Yes, I took my mama. 434 00:19:12,344 --> 00:19:14,482 She was a chaperone. 435 00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:19,034 I wore bright orange and she wore white. 436 00:19:19,172 --> 00:19:20,827 Together, we looked like a Creamsicle. 437 00:19:20,965 --> 00:19:23,827 - [laughing] 438 00:19:23,965 --> 00:19:25,413 - Wow, no invite? 439 00:19:27,068 --> 00:19:28,965 - Philip? 440 00:19:32,586 --> 00:19:34,137 - Okay, don't tell me you got ditched 441 00:19:34,275 --> 00:19:35,724 by Brenda Boo-drawals. 442 00:19:35,862 --> 00:19:38,448 - No, I got up outta there. 443 00:19:38,586 --> 00:19:41,068 You were right, that girl wasn't all that. 444 00:19:41,206 --> 00:19:43,379 And not every girl deserves a piece of me. 445 00:19:45,172 --> 00:19:46,931 Plus I wasn't going to miss your prom. 446 00:19:47,068 --> 00:19:49,000 - ♪ 447 00:19:49,137 --> 00:19:51,862 - Love this song. 448 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,275 - May I have this dance? - Ooh. 449 00:19:58,551 --> 00:19:59,931 - Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to give honor 450 00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:01,793 to our beautiful Sandra. 451 00:20:01,931 --> 00:20:05,344 Believe it or not, that boy did you a favor tonight. 452 00:20:05,482 --> 00:20:07,448 He didn't deserve to have you on his arm. 453 00:20:07,586 --> 00:20:08,827 - ALL: [agreeing] 454 00:20:08,965 --> 00:20:12,620 - Here, here. - Here, here. 455 00:20:12,758 --> 00:20:14,379 - Thanks, Dad. 456 00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:17,586 Thank you, everyone. I mean, this is really special. 457 00:20:17,724 --> 00:20:19,896 No other girl in school can say she had a personal prom 458 00:20:20,034 --> 00:20:21,448 thrown just for her. 459 00:20:21,586 --> 00:20:23,137 - ALL: [laughing] 460 00:20:23,275 --> 00:20:27,413 - And Lindor, thank you. 461 00:20:27,551 --> 00:20:29,172 - Of course. 462 00:20:29,310 --> 00:20:33,517 - And now we would like to crown our beautiful princess 463 00:20:33,655 --> 00:20:38,620 and junior prom queen, Ms. Sandra Washington! 464 00:20:38,758 --> 00:20:41,482 - ALL: [cheering] 465 00:20:41,620 --> 00:20:43,896 - Oh baby! 466 00:20:45,241 --> 00:20:47,310 - VINNY: Alright! [laughing] 467 00:20:50,103 --> 00:20:51,758 That's so cool, that's cool. 468 00:20:51,896 --> 00:20:53,310 - Gorgeous. 469 00:20:53,448 --> 00:20:55,310 Baby, you look just like me when I was your age. 470 00:20:55,448 --> 00:20:57,517 - ♪ 471 00:20:57,655 --> 00:20:59,448 - Oh, get it y'all! 472 00:20:59,586 --> 00:21:03,965 - ♪ 473 00:21:32,862 --> 00:21:34,241 - ♪ 474 00:21:36,620 --> 00:21:37,827 - ♪ 475 00:21:39,310 --> 00:21:42,172 - ♪