1 00:00:08,724 --> 00:00:10,241 - ♪ 2 00:00:10,241 --> 00:00:12,655 - No...don't--don't do it, don't do it, don't do it! 3 00:00:12,655 --> 00:00:15,896 - He's going to do it! - Don't do it! He did it! 4 00:00:15,896 --> 00:00:17,275 - [audience laughs] 5 00:00:17,275 --> 00:00:18,689 - Why would he do that? 6 00:00:18,689 --> 00:00:20,758 - [audience laughs] 7 00:00:20,758 --> 00:00:22,344 - No, no, don't go in there. 8 00:00:22,344 --> 00:00:24,000 Why you going in there? 9 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,965 Don't go--he finna die, why would he do that? 10 00:00:27,965 --> 00:00:29,344 Dawg! 11 00:00:31,517 --> 00:00:34,793 - [snapping] There's no more coming on the screen. 12 00:00:34,793 --> 00:00:38,586 - I can't--my body can't even move, 13 00:00:38,586 --> 00:00:40,068 I'm so traumsized. 14 00:00:40,068 --> 00:00:41,655 - [audience laughs] 15 00:00:41,655 --> 00:00:44,517 - Traumatized...huh? 16 00:00:44,517 --> 00:00:47,103 Same thing happened to me the first time I saw it. 17 00:00:47,103 --> 00:00:49,103 I didn't eat meat for almost 24 hours. 18 00:00:49,103 --> 00:00:50,413 - [audience laughs] - Nah, nah... 19 00:00:50,413 --> 00:00:52,068 - Which is a long time for an African. 20 00:00:52,068 --> 00:00:53,689 - [audience laughs] 21 00:00:53,689 --> 00:00:56,206 - I was taught to eat the pig from the rudder to the tudder. 22 00:00:56,206 --> 00:00:58,000 - So, how do you feel now? 23 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,793 - I feel like...[dry heaves]. 24 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:01,448 - [audience laughs] 25 00:01:01,448 --> 00:01:03,689 - I feel like I wanna throw up that eight strips of bacon 26 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:05,034 that I ate this morning. 27 00:01:05,034 --> 00:01:06,620 - [audience laughs] 28 00:01:06,620 --> 00:01:09,241 - "What the Well-ness," it does it to everybody 29 00:01:09,241 --> 00:01:10,758 that watches it. 30 00:01:10,758 --> 00:01:13,172 - I don't think I'm ever gon' eat meat again. 31 00:01:13,172 --> 00:01:15,344 - EFE: Oh, no, no, no, you have to take it slowly. 32 00:01:15,344 --> 00:01:17,241 I would suggest you move slowly away from meat. 33 00:01:17,241 --> 00:01:18,724 - Nah, nah, mm-mm, 34 00:01:18,724 --> 00:01:21,379 I--I'm never eating meat as long as I live. 35 00:01:21,379 --> 00:01:23,000 - No? - Nah-um, not me. 36 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,586 - So, you're becoming a vegetarian? 37 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:27,827 - What kind of freak-- what kind of stuff you into? 38 00:01:27,827 --> 00:01:29,241 - [audience laughs] 39 00:01:29,241 --> 00:01:33,068 - A vegetarian is somebody that doesn't eat meat. 40 00:01:33,068 --> 00:01:34,758 - Oh! - [audience laughs] 41 00:01:34,758 --> 00:01:37,275 - A pescatarian is somebody that consumes fish, 42 00:01:37,275 --> 00:01:40,275 and a flexitarian is somebody that has a vegetable diet, 43 00:01:40,275 --> 00:01:42,000 but occasionally eats meat or fish. 44 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,275 - Oh, okay, well so-- 45 00:01:44,275 --> 00:01:47,551 oh, so I'm a Christian, so I must be an evangelitarian. 46 00:01:47,551 --> 00:01:49,655 - [audience laughs] 47 00:01:49,655 --> 00:01:51,551 - You'll definitely eat meat again. 48 00:01:51,551 --> 00:01:53,655 - Nah, I'm not-- I'm not eating no more meat. 49 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:54,931 - Eh! - Uh-uh. 50 00:01:54,931 --> 00:01:56,103 - EFE: Eh! - No. 51 00:01:56,103 --> 00:01:57,241 - Eh! - Uh-uh. 52 00:01:57,241 --> 00:01:58,931 - [audience laughs] 53 00:01:58,931 --> 00:02:01,655 - Care to place a little wager that you're not done with meat? 54 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:04,068 - Okay, I bet you a hundred dollars 55 00:02:04,068 --> 00:02:05,310 I'm never eating meat again. 56 00:02:05,310 --> 00:02:06,965 - Uh-huh! - Ah-an! 57 00:02:06,965 --> 00:02:08,379 - Um. - Uh-uh. 58 00:02:08,379 --> 00:02:10,310 - You have to shake my hand for the wager! 59 00:02:10,310 --> 00:02:11,586 - [audience laughs] 60 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,206 - ♪ 61 00:02:16,206 --> 00:02:18,620 - ♪ No matter what you do, I love you ♪ 62 00:02:18,620 --> 00:02:22,448 ♪ No matter where you go, I'm behind you for sure ♪ 63 00:02:22,448 --> 00:02:25,310 ♪ Always remember, love will never walk ♪ 64 00:02:25,310 --> 00:02:27,551 ♪ We'll make it if we stay together ♪ 65 00:02:31,206 --> 00:02:32,310 - ♪ 66 00:02:32,310 --> 00:02:34,068 - [screams] Cora, what you doing? 67 00:02:34,068 --> 00:02:36,586 Get that out--you not finna die on my watch, Cora. 68 00:02:36,586 --> 00:02:38,034 - [audience laughs] 69 00:02:38,034 --> 00:02:40,172 - You not finna die on my-- you not gon' do it. 70 00:02:40,172 --> 00:02:41,620 - Mr. Brown, what is wrong with you, 71 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:44,000 you better get that food up off that floor? 72 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,379 Have you lost your mind? 73 00:02:45,379 --> 00:02:48,379 - No, Cora, I was lost, but now I'm found. 74 00:02:48,379 --> 00:02:50,137 I was blind, but now I see... 75 00:02:50,137 --> 00:02:53,965 this good ol' delicious piece of... 76 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:55,517 - [audience laughs] - Don't think about it... 77 00:02:55,517 --> 00:02:59,241 eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it. 78 00:02:59,241 --> 00:03:00,620 - No! 79 00:03:00,620 --> 00:03:02,137 - [audience laughs] 80 00:03:02,137 --> 00:03:04,310 - Efe, do you know what's gotten into Mr. Brown? 81 00:03:04,310 --> 00:03:06,896 - Yes, "What the Well-ness." 82 00:03:06,896 --> 00:03:08,689 - What the what? 83 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:10,206 - [audience laughs] 84 00:03:10,206 --> 00:03:12,724 - "What the Well-ness" is a film by the Espino brothers 85 00:03:12,724 --> 00:03:16,448 about the--the horrors of meat packaging in America. 86 00:03:16,448 --> 00:03:20,172 - Well, I'll tell you what... whatever that movie is, 87 00:03:20,172 --> 00:03:22,482 it's taking effect on him, he hadn't eaten that bacon. 88 00:03:22,482 --> 00:03:25,689 - Yeah, it has that effect on everybody who watches it. 89 00:03:25,689 --> 00:03:27,068 - Hm. 90 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:32,172 - [audience laughs] 91 00:03:32,172 --> 00:03:34,000 - [whines] No! 92 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,448 - [audience laughs] - [shrieks] 93 00:03:35,448 --> 00:03:36,758 [guttural cry] 94 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:38,137 - What--? 95 00:03:38,137 --> 00:03:39,620 - [guttural cry] 96 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:41,896 - CORA: What is he-- - I smoked the whole thang. 97 00:03:41,896 --> 00:03:43,724 - [audience laughs] 98 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,310 - No! 99 00:03:45,310 --> 00:03:48,758 - [laughs] [unintelligible], eh, welcome back. 100 00:03:48,758 --> 00:03:50,241 - [audience laughs] 101 00:03:50,241 --> 00:03:52,172 - No more bacon, no! 102 00:03:52,172 --> 00:03:54,724 - Mr. Brown, now you eat, like, three packages of bacon 103 00:03:54,724 --> 00:03:56,137 a week yourself. 104 00:03:56,137 --> 00:04:00,206 - ♪ I...know I been changed 105 00:04:00,206 --> 00:04:05,586 ♪ Angels in Heaven don' signed I-- ♪ 106 00:04:05,586 --> 00:04:07,758 - All right, Mr. Brown, all right, that was-- 107 00:04:07,758 --> 00:04:13,275 - ♪ The angels in Heaven don' signed my name ♪ 108 00:04:14,482 --> 00:04:16,103 - So, Mr. Brown, what you telling me, 109 00:04:16,103 --> 00:04:17,517 you not gon' eat bacon anymore? 110 00:04:17,517 --> 00:04:20,103 - He will be eating meat in two or three days tops. 111 00:04:20,103 --> 00:04:21,448 - [audience laughs] 112 00:04:21,448 --> 00:04:23,448 - I'm sure he will, but I tell you what, 113 00:04:23,448 --> 00:04:25,068 that movie has really got him going. 114 00:04:25,068 --> 00:04:27,137 - Everyone that watches it goes overboard. 115 00:04:27,137 --> 00:04:28,551 - Oh. - Then they start eating meat 116 00:04:28,551 --> 00:04:30,241 as if they've never seen it before. 117 00:04:30,241 --> 00:04:31,620 - MR. BROWN: Not--not--not me. 118 00:04:31,620 --> 00:04:34,379 No, Efe, I'm a changed man, mm-hm, 119 00:04:34,379 --> 00:04:36,344 and Cora, you need to stop eating that meat, 120 00:04:36,344 --> 00:04:37,586 and you a Christian, 121 00:04:37,586 --> 00:04:39,172 so you should be an evangelitarian. 122 00:04:39,172 --> 00:04:41,241 - [audience laughs] - What, Mr. Brown? 123 00:04:41,241 --> 00:04:44,172 The Lord say everything He maketh is good and clean. 124 00:04:44,172 --> 00:04:46,103 You know what, I'm gon' eat whatever I please, 125 00:04:46,103 --> 00:04:47,517 as long as I bless it. 126 00:04:47,517 --> 00:04:49,758 - Cora, you know the Lord ain't down with no swine. 127 00:04:49,758 --> 00:04:51,172 - [audience laughs] 128 00:04:51,172 --> 00:04:52,758 - Well, the Bible say, whatever a man eats 129 00:04:52,758 --> 00:04:54,517 goes into his stomach, not into his heart, 130 00:04:54,517 --> 00:04:57,172 but whatever comes out of a man is what defiles him. 131 00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:59,206 - Cora, you--you off here preaching to me, 132 00:04:59,206 --> 00:05:01,620 whatever defiled-- I'm a deacon, too, 133 00:05:01,620 --> 00:05:04,482 I know the Word, you ain't the only one know the Word. 134 00:05:04,482 --> 00:05:06,862 Well, you ain't been to Bible study in a while, Deacon. 135 00:05:06,862 --> 00:05:08,965 - [audience laughs] - Oh, I--I been going to virtual 136 00:05:08,965 --> 00:05:11,137 church...on the internet. 137 00:05:11,137 --> 00:05:12,448 - Virtual church. 138 00:05:12,448 --> 00:05:14,379 - Yeah, and Cora, I don' been through too much 139 00:05:14,379 --> 00:05:16,482 to let food kill me, I'm not doing it. 140 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:17,827 - [laughs] 141 00:05:17,827 --> 00:05:19,724 - MR. BROWN: Not gon' do it. - Efe, you know what, 142 00:05:19,724 --> 00:05:21,793 Mr. Brown eats meat more than anybody I know, 143 00:05:21,793 --> 00:05:24,103 but I tell you what, if that movie stopped him, 144 00:05:24,103 --> 00:05:26,137 maybe I should watch it. - You should. 145 00:05:26,137 --> 00:05:28,241 He--he--he insisted on becoming a vegetarian 146 00:05:28,241 --> 00:05:30,241 immediately after seeing the movie, 147 00:05:30,241 --> 00:05:32,379 which is not the most healthiest of decisions. 148 00:05:32,379 --> 00:05:34,862 - Oh, okay. - No. 149 00:05:34,862 --> 00:05:36,172 - [audience laughs] 150 00:05:36,172 --> 00:05:37,517 - Cora! - Mr. Brown! 151 00:05:37,517 --> 00:05:39,689 - Cora! - Oh, Lord, Mr. Brown! 152 00:05:39,689 --> 00:05:42,965 Mr. Brown...wait... 153 00:05:42,965 --> 00:05:44,827 - [audience laughs] 154 00:05:44,827 --> 00:05:46,620 - He still has a strong pulse. 155 00:05:46,620 --> 00:05:50,379 - I know what will get him up. - What--what's gon' get him up? 156 00:05:50,379 --> 00:05:53,137 - [audience laughs] 157 00:05:53,137 --> 00:05:55,551 - [screams] 158 00:05:55,551 --> 00:05:57,413 - CORA: Mr. Brown... - MR. BROWN: I want a bite. 159 00:05:57,413 --> 00:05:59,551 - [audience laughs] 160 00:05:59,551 --> 00:06:00,965 - What happened? - CORA: Mr. Brown, 161 00:06:00,965 --> 00:06:03,586 you--you--you fainted, I mean, you passed out. 162 00:06:06,379 --> 00:06:07,896 - I feel Disney. 163 00:06:07,896 --> 00:06:09,206 - [audience laughs] 164 00:06:09,206 --> 00:06:10,586 - You feel Disney? 165 00:06:10,586 --> 00:06:12,482 - CORA: Mr--Mr. Brown, now how long has-- 166 00:06:12,482 --> 00:06:14,931 how long has it been since you've eaten meat? 167 00:06:14,931 --> 00:06:16,448 - This--last night. 168 00:06:16,448 --> 00:06:17,827 - [audience laughs] 169 00:06:17,827 --> 00:06:19,206 - BOTH: What! 170 00:06:19,206 --> 00:06:20,793 - That is record time. 171 00:06:20,793 --> 00:06:23,931 Normally, people get sick after week two or week three 172 00:06:23,931 --> 00:06:26,551 for not eating meat...12 hours. 173 00:06:26,551 --> 00:06:28,896 How much meat do you eat anyway? 174 00:06:28,896 --> 00:06:30,344 - Mr. Brown, you know what, 175 00:06:30,344 --> 00:06:32,586 I'm about to go to the store and get some groceries 176 00:06:32,586 --> 00:06:34,586 for everybody around here to fix breakfast. 177 00:06:34,586 --> 00:06:36,793 - Okay, Cora, I'm going too 178 00:06:36,793 --> 00:06:39,517 'cuz some thangs is gon' change around here. 179 00:06:39,517 --> 00:06:43,896 [crying] Cora, you don't know what that pig had to go through 180 00:06:43,896 --> 00:06:45,448 to get on that plate. 181 00:06:45,448 --> 00:06:46,931 He died that other people could live. 182 00:06:46,931 --> 00:06:48,896 - You know what, okay, you can go with me, 183 00:06:48,896 --> 00:06:51,206 but let me tell you something, you can't be telling me 184 00:06:51,206 --> 00:06:53,896 what I can put in my basket or what not to put in my basket. 185 00:06:53,896 --> 00:06:55,551 - Okay, you just can't put no meat in there. 186 00:06:55,551 --> 00:06:57,137 - Yeah, I can put whatever I wanna put in there. 187 00:06:57,137 --> 00:06:59,310 - Cora, you ate no mo' meat. - You better come on here. 188 00:06:59,310 --> 00:07:00,793 - No more meat! - CORA: Don't be trying 189 00:07:00,793 --> 00:07:04,862 to tell me what do to do. - MR. BROWN: I got the beef. 190 00:07:04,862 --> 00:07:08,344 - ♪ 191 00:07:08,344 --> 00:07:09,896 - Hey, uh, Sandra, where's Phillip? 192 00:07:09,896 --> 00:07:11,689 - Oh, he's in the room, online gaming. 193 00:07:11,689 --> 00:07:13,344 Oh, okay, well, go get your brother, 194 00:07:13,344 --> 00:07:14,862 and tell him to come down here, 195 00:07:14,862 --> 00:07:18,413 it's time for him to be a man [laughs]. 196 00:07:18,413 --> 00:07:20,482 - What are y'all about to do to him? 197 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:22,896 - We're about to teach him the wonderful game of poker. 198 00:07:22,896 --> 00:07:25,275 - Okay, but how is that going to make him a man? 199 00:07:25,275 --> 00:07:27,034 - [laughs] - I mean, poker's just a game, 200 00:07:27,034 --> 00:07:28,379 and women are good at it, too. 201 00:07:28,379 --> 00:07:32,137 - [laughs] 202 00:07:32,137 --> 00:07:33,517 - What's so funny? 203 00:07:33,517 --> 00:07:34,931 - Did you hear what she said? - Right. 204 00:07:34,931 --> 00:07:37,137 - She said, "Women are good at it, too." 205 00:07:37,137 --> 00:07:39,551 - [laughs] 206 00:07:39,551 --> 00:07:42,068 - And what makes y'all think that poker's a man's game? 207 00:07:42,068 --> 00:07:44,793 - Well, it's a game of patience and fearlessness, 208 00:07:44,793 --> 00:07:48,172 and, uh, controlling your emotions. 209 00:07:48,172 --> 00:07:50,241 - Obviously, you mad already. 210 00:07:50,241 --> 00:07:52,310 - [laughs] 211 00:07:52,310 --> 00:07:53,793 - Okay, yeah I am upset 212 00:07:53,793 --> 00:07:55,655 because men always think they're better than women. 213 00:07:55,655 --> 00:07:57,517 - VINNY: Look, let me run it down to you, 214 00:07:57,517 --> 00:07:59,379 okay, you got basketball, you got football, 215 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:01,241 you got hockey, you got soccer, 216 00:08:01,241 --> 00:08:05,862 and then fishing, and then poker [laughs]. 217 00:08:05,862 --> 00:08:07,620 - SANDRA: Okay, but you don't know 218 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:09,931 because I could be better at poker than the both of you. 219 00:08:09,931 --> 00:08:11,931 - I been playing poker since your daddy was a thought, 220 00:08:11,931 --> 00:08:14,241 there's no way you could play to this level right here. 221 00:08:14,241 --> 00:08:17,241 - REGINALD: There are factors, like, knowing when to bluff, 222 00:08:17,241 --> 00:08:18,620 knowing how to bluff-- 223 00:08:18,620 --> 00:08:19,965 - Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, 224 00:08:19,965 --> 00:08:22,344 there's no way she's gon' know what we know 225 00:08:22,344 --> 00:08:24,206 until she's been playing for a long time. 226 00:08:24,206 --> 00:08:26,448 I mean, it's a fact, I'm serious now, 227 00:08:26,448 --> 00:08:30,689 poker is a man's game, period, okay, little girl? 228 00:08:30,689 --> 00:08:32,172 Now, go get your brother, 229 00:08:32,172 --> 00:08:34,172 so we can teach him how to be a man. 230 00:08:34,172 --> 00:08:35,586 - [chuckles] 231 00:08:35,586 --> 00:08:37,344 - You know what, I think I get it now. 232 00:08:37,344 --> 00:08:38,827 - Good. 233 00:08:38,827 --> 00:08:42,620 - ♪ 234 00:08:42,620 --> 00:08:45,137 - VINNY: Oh yeah, yeah, okay, all right, that's good. 235 00:08:45,137 --> 00:08:46,655 Hey, um, where's Phillip? 236 00:08:46,655 --> 00:08:48,310 - Still online gaming. 237 00:08:48,310 --> 00:08:50,379 See, he never wants to play poker, but I do. 238 00:08:50,379 --> 00:08:52,241 - We already explained to you that men-- 239 00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:54,034 - [audience laughs] 240 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,586 - REGINALD: Oh! - Oh, okay, see first of all, 241 00:08:56,586 --> 00:08:58,344 you gotta learn how to play the game 242 00:08:58,344 --> 00:09:00,068 before you just put money down [laughs]. 243 00:09:00,068 --> 00:09:01,379 - It's all right. 244 00:09:01,379 --> 00:09:02,965 - Oh, I know how to play. 245 00:09:02,965 --> 00:09:04,620 - Okay then, let's go. 246 00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:06,448 All right now, don't get mad 247 00:09:06,448 --> 00:09:08,586 when Granddad take your little $100. 248 00:09:08,586 --> 00:09:11,137 [mimics Sandra] Granddad, can I have my hundred back? 249 00:09:11,137 --> 00:09:12,586 [laughs] 250 00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:14,137 - All right, cut 'em up. 251 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:16,344 - VINNY: Yeah, you ain't getting it back now, all right. 252 00:09:16,344 --> 00:09:18,551 Woo, she cut... look at that, all right. 253 00:09:18,551 --> 00:09:21,931 - She means business [laughs]. 254 00:09:21,931 --> 00:09:23,689 - [audience laughs] 255 00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:25,206 - Okay...Texas Hold 'Em. 256 00:09:25,206 --> 00:09:28,448 - VINNY: She about that hundred dollars [chuckles]. 257 00:09:28,448 --> 00:09:29,965 - Alrighty. 258 00:09:29,965 --> 00:09:32,344 - VINNY: Yeah, come on now, see what you got, 259 00:09:32,344 --> 00:09:33,655 see what you know. 260 00:09:35,344 --> 00:09:36,689 - That's to me. 261 00:09:38,586 --> 00:09:40,724 - Ah, that's me, how 'bout that, yeah? 262 00:09:40,724 --> 00:09:43,793 - Okay. - We all in, look at all of us. 263 00:09:43,793 --> 00:09:45,379 - I raise. 264 00:09:45,379 --> 00:09:49,172 - I see your little bet you got, and I see you and I raise you. 265 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:50,931 - To me, okay, call. 266 00:09:53,724 --> 00:09:56,275 - There you are...oh my god. 267 00:09:56,275 --> 00:09:58,517 - And I raise again. 268 00:09:58,517 --> 00:10:01,896 - She raising again, look at that, all right now. 269 00:10:01,896 --> 00:10:03,931 There--there you go, boom, right there. 270 00:10:03,931 --> 00:10:05,931 - I--I will call. 271 00:10:05,931 --> 00:10:08,344 Last card. 272 00:10:08,344 --> 00:10:09,896 - VINNY: Oh! - REGINALD: Woo! 273 00:10:09,896 --> 00:10:12,000 - I'm all in. 274 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,758 - REGINALD: Yeah, you know what that means now, 275 00:10:13,758 --> 00:10:15,413 that's--that's all your money? 276 00:10:15,413 --> 00:10:16,655 - I said what I said. 277 00:10:16,655 --> 00:10:18,275 - [audience laughs] 278 00:10:18,275 --> 00:10:20,758 - I fold. 279 00:10:20,758 --> 00:10:22,655 - I'll be damned. - What? 280 00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:25,137 - See that right there... that's called a bluff, 281 00:10:25,137 --> 00:10:27,448 something more experienced players would know all about. 282 00:10:27,448 --> 00:10:28,724 - [audience laughs] 283 00:10:28,724 --> 00:10:30,137 - Another game anyone? 284 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,931 - ♪ 285 00:10:35,931 --> 00:10:38,655 - Is everything all right, Mr. Brown? 286 00:10:38,655 --> 00:10:43,379 - Mm-hm, fine, been I never better. 287 00:10:43,379 --> 00:10:44,827 - You better eat some real food soon, 288 00:10:44,827 --> 00:10:46,862 or--or you'll pass out again. 289 00:10:46,862 --> 00:10:48,172 - Oh! - What? 290 00:10:48,172 --> 00:10:50,896 - Oh! - What? 291 00:10:50,896 --> 00:10:53,068 - My hands look like chicken fingers. 292 00:10:53,068 --> 00:10:55,482 - [audience laughs] 293 00:10:55,482 --> 00:10:57,103 - Hallucination...stage two. 294 00:10:59,275 --> 00:11:00,655 He's going to break soon. 295 00:11:00,655 --> 00:11:02,379 - CORA: Mr. Brown, if you like this tomorrow, 296 00:11:02,379 --> 00:11:04,000 I--I--I'ma have to force feed you. 297 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,517 - [audience laughs] 298 00:11:05,517 --> 00:11:06,793 - Let me clean up these leftovers. 299 00:11:06,793 --> 00:11:08,517 - Oh, no, no, no, I--I--we got it. 300 00:11:08,517 --> 00:11:09,896 We'll--we'll do it. 301 00:11:09,896 --> 00:11:11,724 - Okay. - Yes, you go on, we have it. 302 00:11:11,724 --> 00:11:13,724 - Thank you. - [laughs] 303 00:11:13,724 --> 00:11:15,551 - Take care of him. - Of course. 304 00:11:18,275 --> 00:11:21,517 Aah! - What's the matter? 305 00:11:21,517 --> 00:11:23,344 - [grunts] My back is pain. 306 00:11:23,344 --> 00:11:25,000 - To--too much meat? 307 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,620 - EFE: Yes! Yeah, yes, 308 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:31,482 so--so can you help me carry this, uh--uh, leftovers, 309 00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:33,103 and put it away... - [audience laughs] 310 00:11:33,103 --> 00:11:34,931 - Yourself? 311 00:11:34,931 --> 00:11:36,310 - Brown can do it. 312 00:11:36,310 --> 00:11:38,068 - Oh, oh, very good. 313 00:11:38,068 --> 00:11:39,379 Ow, thank you. 314 00:11:39,379 --> 00:11:40,689 - Brown can do it. 315 00:11:40,689 --> 00:11:42,758 - Yeah, thank you. 316 00:11:44,689 --> 00:11:46,896 - [audience laughs] 317 00:11:55,896 --> 00:11:59,689 [audience laughs] 318 00:12:05,931 --> 00:12:07,655 - Oh! 319 00:12:07,655 --> 00:12:09,586 That sauce that-- 320 00:12:11,275 --> 00:12:12,551 Uh-uh, I'm not gon' do it. 321 00:12:12,551 --> 00:12:14,275 I'm not gon' do it! 322 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:16,103 I got ferris willpower. 323 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:17,344 - [audience laughs] 324 00:12:17,344 --> 00:12:18,724 - I'm not gon' do it. 325 00:12:18,724 --> 00:12:20,482 - FEMALE VOICE: Mr. Brooooown... 326 00:12:20,482 --> 00:12:22,620 - [audience laughs] 327 00:12:22,620 --> 00:12:24,241 - Who is that? 328 00:12:24,241 --> 00:12:26,758 - FEMALE VOICE: It's me, I'm right here, silly. 329 00:12:26,758 --> 00:12:29,448 - [audience laughs] 330 00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:30,965 - Are you invisible? 331 00:12:30,965 --> 00:12:33,310 - FEMALE VOICE: [giggles] No, baby, 332 00:12:33,310 --> 00:12:36,586 I'm right here on the counter. 333 00:12:36,586 --> 00:12:38,103 - Is that the meat? 334 00:12:38,103 --> 00:12:41,206 - FEMALE VOICE: Yes, I've missed you, Mr. Brown. 335 00:12:41,206 --> 00:12:42,793 - [audience laughs] 336 00:12:44,413 --> 00:12:45,793 - I've missed you, too. 337 00:12:45,793 --> 00:12:47,034 - [audience laughs] 338 00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:48,827 - FEMALE VOICE: Prove it to me. 339 00:12:48,827 --> 00:12:50,862 - How you want me to prove it? 340 00:12:50,862 --> 00:12:53,034 - FEMALE VOICE: You can start by coming closer. 341 00:12:57,103 --> 00:12:59,620 - [audience laughs] 342 00:12:59,620 --> 00:13:02,241 - Oh, is this close enough? 343 00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:04,517 - FEMALE VOICE: Come closer to me, now! 344 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:05,862 - [audience laughing] 345 00:13:05,862 --> 00:13:08,931 - Is that close enough right there? 346 00:13:08,931 --> 00:13:10,482 - FEMALE VOICE: Take the foil off, 347 00:13:10,482 --> 00:13:12,413 I want you to see me. 348 00:13:12,413 --> 00:13:14,103 - You gon' be naked. 349 00:13:14,103 --> 00:13:15,275 - [audience laughs] 350 00:13:17,103 --> 00:13:19,344 - FEMALE VOICE: How do I look, Mr. Brown? 351 00:13:19,344 --> 00:13:20,793 - Oh, you look so good! 352 00:13:20,793 --> 00:13:22,310 - [audience laughs] 353 00:13:22,310 --> 00:13:25,206 - Oh, you look so-- what you want me to do now? 354 00:13:25,206 --> 00:13:26,517 - FEMALE VOICE: Taste me. 355 00:13:26,517 --> 00:13:28,034 - [audience laughs] 356 00:13:28,034 --> 00:13:29,620 - Taste you? 357 00:13:29,620 --> 00:13:31,241 You want me to bite you? 358 00:13:31,241 --> 00:13:33,000 - [audience laughs] 359 00:13:36,862 --> 00:13:38,068 - Oh! 360 00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:40,551 [smacking] Oh! 361 00:13:40,551 --> 00:13:42,517 - FEMALE VOICE: How do I taste, Mr. Brown? 362 00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,448 - Girl, you taste so good. 363 00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:45,724 - [audience laughs] 364 00:13:45,724 --> 00:13:47,310 - Oh, thank you. 365 00:13:47,310 --> 00:13:48,586 - FEMALE VOICE: Take me now! 366 00:13:48,586 --> 00:13:51,310 - I'm taking you now. 367 00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:52,793 Oh! 368 00:13:52,793 --> 00:13:54,379 - [audience laughs] 369 00:13:54,379 --> 00:13:56,620 - Give me the meat. [smacking] 370 00:13:56,620 --> 00:13:58,241 [grunting] 371 00:13:58,241 --> 00:14:00,931 - [audience laughs] 372 00:14:00,931 --> 00:14:02,379 - ♪ 373 00:14:02,379 --> 00:14:04,931 - [audience laughs] 374 00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:07,517 - Oh, Mr. Brown, oh, Mr. Brown... 375 00:14:07,517 --> 00:14:10,758 Mr. Brown, wake up, wake up, Mr. Brown, Mr. Brown! 376 00:14:10,758 --> 00:14:13,000 Oh my-- - [audience laughs] 377 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,068 - This is the best way I could have woken up today [laughs]. 378 00:14:16,068 --> 00:14:18,206 - Efe, this is not funny, help me lift him up. 379 00:14:18,206 --> 00:14:21,275 - [laughs] I would love to, but I'm too weak. 380 00:14:21,275 --> 00:14:23,793 Plus, there's no way we can move him anyway. 381 00:14:23,793 --> 00:14:25,448 - What do you mean? 382 00:14:27,689 --> 00:14:29,103 - [audience laughs] 383 00:14:29,103 --> 00:14:31,793 - Dead weight... classic food coma. 384 00:14:31,793 --> 00:14:34,137 - Come--come on, Efe, help me to get--get him up. 385 00:14:34,137 --> 00:14:35,758 - Okay, all right, wait, I have an idea. 386 00:14:35,758 --> 00:14:39,000 - Okay, wh--what, what, what? 387 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,137 You think that's-- - [screams] 388 00:14:41,137 --> 00:14:42,551 - Welcome back! 389 00:14:42,551 --> 00:14:44,586 - [audience laughs] 390 00:14:44,586 --> 00:14:45,862 - Cora... - CORA: Mr. Brown... 391 00:14:45,862 --> 00:14:48,931 - My belly 'bout to bust, I'm so full. 392 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:52,344 I think my--my stretch marks is stretching. 393 00:14:52,344 --> 00:14:54,586 - Mr. Brown, you know what, all that food you don' ate, 394 00:14:54,586 --> 00:14:56,620 you can help clean up this mess. 395 00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:58,758 - Cora, it wasn't me. - It wasn't you? 396 00:14:58,758 --> 00:15:02,206 - It was the meat. She was calling me, Cora. 397 00:15:02,206 --> 00:15:04,413 - What are you talking about? - Wait, she? 398 00:15:04,413 --> 00:15:05,793 - She. 399 00:15:05,793 --> 00:15:08,413 - The meat? - The meat. 400 00:15:08,413 --> 00:15:10,448 - Mr. Brown, you know what, you can help me, 401 00:15:10,448 --> 00:15:12,068 get up, come on, get up. 402 00:15:12,068 --> 00:15:14,206 - EFE: Wait, wait, wait, did-- did you give the meat a sex? 403 00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:15,827 - [audience laughs] - Something like that. 404 00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,724 - Oh my god, I don't want to get into it. 405 00:15:17,724 --> 00:15:19,551 No, go, go, come on, get up. 406 00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:22,689 - [grunts] 407 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,137 Look at all this mess you gotten. 408 00:15:24,137 --> 00:15:26,586 - So, what about my payment? 409 00:15:26,586 --> 00:15:28,206 Will it be deducted from my housing, 410 00:15:28,206 --> 00:15:30,965 or will it be cash, or bank wire, eh? 411 00:15:30,965 --> 00:15:32,862 - Why you don't have to rub it in, 412 00:15:32,862 --> 00:15:34,344 I know you won fair and square. 413 00:15:34,344 --> 00:15:35,965 - What, what are y'all talking about? 414 00:15:35,965 --> 00:15:37,724 - Just take it out of next month's rent. 415 00:15:37,724 --> 00:15:39,206 - What!? 416 00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:41,931 - I'm joking, you don't owe me anything, huh? 417 00:15:41,931 --> 00:15:44,862 In fact, I think I should be paying you 418 00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:47,344 for the entertainment [laughs]. 419 00:15:47,344 --> 00:15:49,206 - CORA: You know what, you better clean up 420 00:15:49,206 --> 00:15:51,827 this mess, Mr. Brown. Come on, let's go get you cleaned up. 421 00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:53,310 - Cora, Cora, the meat was calling me, 422 00:15:53,310 --> 00:15:55,448 you know what it said? - What it say, Mr. Brown? 423 00:15:55,448 --> 00:15:57,068 - Bite me. 424 00:15:57,068 --> 00:15:59,482 - ♪ 425 00:15:59,482 --> 00:16:01,482 - Look, man, we suppose to be working together 426 00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:02,724 to take her out. 427 00:16:02,724 --> 00:16:04,034 - [audience laughs] 428 00:16:04,034 --> 00:16:06,068 - I don't know, she's pretty good. 429 00:16:06,068 --> 00:16:08,068 - Pretty good nothing, man, we suppose to be using 430 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:11,689 classic poker intimidation to get up inside her head, man. 431 00:16:11,689 --> 00:16:13,068 - [audience laughs] 432 00:16:13,068 --> 00:16:14,620 - I'm following. - No, you not following. 433 00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:17,344 Look, I can talk off-- we can get all up in her head. 434 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:19,689 I've been getting up in men's heads for years, man. 435 00:16:19,689 --> 00:16:22,482 I talked a dude out of his own house at the poker table. 436 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,655 Man, she's a little girl, she ain't nothing, 437 00:16:24,655 --> 00:16:25,965 we can do this. 438 00:16:25,965 --> 00:16:27,586 - [audience laughs] 439 00:16:31,413 --> 00:16:32,965 - Y'all ready? 440 00:16:32,965 --> 00:16:35,310 - Well, you ain't gon be able to hear what's going on 441 00:16:35,310 --> 00:16:37,448 with all that on. - [audience laughs] 442 00:16:37,448 --> 00:16:40,379 - Oh, no, no, no, see I'm a better visual poker player. 443 00:16:40,379 --> 00:16:42,172 - [audience laughs] 444 00:16:42,172 --> 00:16:43,965 - Music just puts me in the right mindset. 445 00:16:43,965 --> 00:16:46,034 - [audience laughs] 446 00:16:46,034 --> 00:16:47,965 - I play Deja Money start to finish. 447 00:16:49,379 --> 00:16:50,827 - Here you go. 448 00:16:50,827 --> 00:16:53,068 I'm sick of you, nah really, I'm sick of you. 449 00:16:53,068 --> 00:16:54,517 - [audience laughs] 450 00:16:54,517 --> 00:16:56,034 - Huh! 451 00:17:00,206 --> 00:17:02,689 I ain't gon' be nice, I'm not gon' be nice. 452 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,413 - [audience laughs] 453 00:17:04,413 --> 00:17:06,655 - You looking for niceness, you ain't gon' find it. 454 00:17:06,655 --> 00:17:08,931 - [audience laughs] 455 00:17:08,931 --> 00:17:10,448 - Sorry, were you saying something? 456 00:17:10,448 --> 00:17:12,655 - [audience laughs] 457 00:17:12,655 --> 00:17:16,758 - ♪ 458 00:17:16,758 --> 00:17:20,586 - [audience laughs] 459 00:17:20,586 --> 00:17:22,931 - ♪ 460 00:17:22,931 --> 00:17:25,827 - [audience laughs] 461 00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:28,862 - All right, ha, I...am all in. 462 00:17:28,862 --> 00:17:30,448 - I call. 463 00:17:30,448 --> 00:17:31,862 - [audience laughs] 464 00:17:31,862 --> 00:17:33,241 - Well, I fold, 465 00:17:33,241 --> 00:17:36,379 that was a snap call, I know what that is. 466 00:17:36,379 --> 00:17:38,000 Ah, damn! 467 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,241 - [audience laughs] 468 00:17:39,241 --> 00:17:41,655 - I'm done, that's all, she's gotten me. 469 00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:46,482 - [audience laughs] 470 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,758 - [laughs] Taking off some gear, huh, 471 00:17:49,758 --> 00:17:53,724 you must be...losing [laughs]. 472 00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:56,241 Losing [laughs]! 473 00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:59,344 - Oh, no, no, no, I just wanted to see your face clearly, 474 00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:01,310 I mean, I thought you was suppose to be 475 00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:02,896 this macho poker player who was taking 476 00:18:02,896 --> 00:18:04,310 my money so easily, 477 00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:06,482 but I see now, you're subpar player at best. 478 00:18:06,482 --> 00:18:08,068 - [audience laughs] - [clears throat] 479 00:18:08,068 --> 00:18:10,931 - [chuckles] You don't talk to me like that, girl. 480 00:18:10,931 --> 00:18:12,275 - [audience laughs] 481 00:18:12,275 --> 00:18:14,620 - I call. 482 00:18:14,620 --> 00:18:15,896 - Damn! 483 00:18:15,896 --> 00:18:17,275 - [giggles] 484 00:18:17,275 --> 00:18:18,862 - VINNY: Gawd damn, damn! 485 00:18:18,862 --> 00:18:23,068 - Bad decision, Mr. Expert Poker Player. 486 00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:25,379 Who taught you how to play? 487 00:18:25,379 --> 00:18:28,103 - My grandfather, Murl, and his twin brother, Earl, 488 00:18:28,103 --> 00:18:30,068 taught me how to play. 489 00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:32,517 Look, don't be trying to get all up in my head. 490 00:18:32,517 --> 00:18:35,620 I'm the head getter up into-er, okay? 491 00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:38,689 Shoo, I'm the one who gets in people's heads. 492 00:18:38,689 --> 00:18:40,172 Trying to get in my head. 493 00:18:40,172 --> 00:18:41,724 - [audience laughs] 494 00:18:41,724 --> 00:18:44,379 - Just admit that women are equally as good or better, 495 00:18:44,379 --> 00:18:46,413 and you can have all your winnings back from yesterday. 496 00:18:46,413 --> 00:18:49,379 - No, I can win all my winnings back today. 497 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:50,793 - [chuckles] - VINNY: Is what I can do. 498 00:18:50,793 --> 00:18:52,551 - Okay, bring it. 499 00:18:52,551 --> 00:18:53,655 - It's gon' be brought. 500 00:18:53,655 --> 00:18:55,034 - Okay. 501 00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:56,827 - [audience laughs] 502 00:18:56,827 --> 00:18:58,551 - [laughs] - [Unintelligible], 503 00:18:58,551 --> 00:18:59,931 I'm speaking all in, 504 00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:02,137 how 'bout that, that's what I'm speaking. 505 00:19:02,137 --> 00:19:04,931 - Okay...well I call. 506 00:19:04,931 --> 00:19:06,655 - [audience laughs] 507 00:19:13,965 --> 00:19:16,034 - See, I would say good game, 508 00:19:16,034 --> 00:19:17,655 but...it wasn't. 509 00:19:17,655 --> 00:19:20,517 - [audience laughs] 510 00:19:20,517 --> 00:19:24,896 - I literally tried everything, but I can't beat you. 511 00:19:24,896 --> 00:19:26,241 - That was part of my strategy. 512 00:19:26,241 --> 00:19:28,206 - [audience laughs] 513 00:19:28,206 --> 00:19:30,172 - You got some poker talent. - Whatever. 514 00:19:30,172 --> 00:19:32,896 - [audience laughs] 515 00:19:32,896 --> 00:19:34,344 - It--it is what it is there, you know? 516 00:19:35,965 --> 00:19:40,724 - Man, okay then, well, you know, 517 00:19:40,724 --> 00:19:43,068 women are good at poker. 518 00:19:43,068 --> 00:19:45,068 - [audience laughs] 519 00:19:45,068 --> 00:19:47,862 - VINNY: But they-they're not as good as men. 520 00:19:47,862 --> 00:19:49,551 Okay, that was a joke. 521 00:19:49,551 --> 00:19:51,344 - [laughs] 522 00:19:51,344 --> 00:19:53,689 - Come on, I'm sorry, it's a good game, 523 00:19:53,689 --> 00:19:55,206 it was a good game. 524 00:19:55,206 --> 00:19:56,758 Can I borrow a hundred? 525 00:19:56,758 --> 00:19:58,310 - [audience laughs] 526 00:19:58,310 --> 00:19:59,793 - ♪ 527 00:19:59,793 --> 00:20:01,655 - [laughs] - I deserve this. 528 00:20:05,172 --> 00:20:06,965 - I wiped the floor with you. 529 00:20:06,965 --> 00:20:09,965 - Yes, you did, you did, you really did, yeah, 530 00:20:09,965 --> 00:20:11,896 it's no way to treat your great-grandparents-- 531 00:20:11,896 --> 00:20:13,689 - Hey! - Hey, Burnt Biscuit, 532 00:20:13,689 --> 00:20:18,379 I heard you 'bout ate yourself to death today [laughs]. 533 00:20:18,379 --> 00:20:22,620 - And I heard you got beat by a girl...twice today, ha, ha. 534 00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:25,448 - It was more than twice. - Whatever, nah, you know, 535 00:20:25,448 --> 00:20:27,827 what is this movie that everybody talking about 536 00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,344 suppose to make you stop eating meat? 537 00:20:29,344 --> 00:20:30,862 - It's called, "What the Well-ness," 538 00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:32,758 I'ma--I'ma turn it on, let y'all see it. 539 00:20:32,758 --> 00:20:34,068 - Okay, let's see it, yeah. 540 00:20:34,068 --> 00:20:35,310 - Oh, I've been wanting to watch that. 541 00:20:35,310 --> 00:20:37,344 - MR. BROWN: Mm-hm, oh look, watch this. 542 00:20:37,344 --> 00:20:39,448 Oh, it's scary, after y'all get through watching it, 543 00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:41,586 and I'm gon' be the one taking bets. 544 00:20:41,586 --> 00:20:44,034 Check it out. - Ugh! 545 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,172 - MR. BROWN: Oh! - Ugh! 546 00:20:45,172 --> 00:20:46,724 - VINNY: Oh lord. - Oh! 547 00:20:46,724 --> 00:20:48,413 - Oh! - Ugh! 548 00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:49,896 - Look at its-- 549 00:20:49,896 --> 00:20:52,965 - Oh, a chicken like that, oh. 550 00:20:52,965 --> 00:20:56,206 - MR. BROWN: Oh, lord. - VINNY: Oh man, dang. 551 00:20:56,206 --> 00:20:58,034 - I think I'm gon' be sick again. 552 00:20:58,034 --> 00:20:59,689 - Me, too. - Ugh! 553 00:20:59,689 --> 00:21:01,310 - BOTH: [vomit] - Oh! 554 00:21:01,310 --> 00:21:02,655 - ♪ 555 00:21:02,655 --> 00:21:03,793 - Oh that is--ugh! 556 00:21:32,655 --> 00:21:34,379 - ♪ 557 00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:38,241 - ♪ 558 00:21:39,344 --> 00:21:43,172 - ♪