1 00:00:10,103 --> 00:00:11,482 - ANASTASIA: Alright, let me blow them! 2 00:00:11,482 --> 00:00:13,862 - Okay blow them, go on. - Okay, here we go. 3 00:00:13,862 --> 00:00:16,000 - REGINALD: Ha! Pay up! 4 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,344 Your house is now foreclosed, 5 00:00:17,344 --> 00:00:20,758 my block is now fully gentrified. 6 00:00:20,758 --> 00:00:22,103 - No it ain't. 7 00:00:22,103 --> 00:00:24,448 - Now it is, you owe me $500, 8 00:00:24,448 --> 00:00:27,344 and here is your eviction notice. 9 00:00:30,344 --> 00:00:31,758 - Alright. 10 00:00:31,758 --> 00:00:33,241 I would ask you to blow on them, 11 00:00:33,241 --> 00:00:35,655 but I don't want bad luck so here we go... 12 00:00:37,517 --> 00:00:39,310 - [everyone "ooh"s] 13 00:00:39,310 --> 00:00:41,103 - There you go. Well, Reggie, 14 00:00:41,103 --> 00:00:43,931 you owe me a permit fee to build on my property. 15 00:00:43,931 --> 00:00:46,413 - I'm gonna build a library. 16 00:00:46,413 --> 00:00:47,862 - You gonna build a library? 17 00:00:47,862 --> 00:00:49,275 Passing out free books? 18 00:00:49,275 --> 00:00:51,517 Oh, that's gonna make a lot of money. 19 00:00:51,517 --> 00:00:55,068 - Shh. I need silence before I blow. 20 00:00:55,068 --> 00:00:56,793 - That's what she said. 21 00:00:58,413 --> 00:01:01,517 - MR. BROWN: Come on, let's roll it, whatever that meant. 22 00:01:03,896 --> 00:01:06,517 - Ah! I now own a baseball team! 23 00:01:06,517 --> 00:01:10,758 - And I own the stadium. Pay up. 24 00:01:10,758 --> 00:01:14,034 - Reggie, why you always think you better than everybody? 25 00:01:14,034 --> 00:01:17,344 - I am. 26 00:01:17,344 --> 00:01:20,482 And it's Mr. Junie to you as I just acquired 27 00:01:20,482 --> 00:01:24,241 the company you work for, I am now your boss. 28 00:01:24,241 --> 00:01:26,034 - You know one day you gonna regret 29 00:01:26,034 --> 00:01:29,827 just talking to me like that when I'm independently wealthy. 30 00:01:29,827 --> 00:01:31,103 - Play! Just Play. - Roll the dice! 31 00:01:31,103 --> 00:01:32,344 - Just give me my money. 32 00:01:32,344 --> 00:01:33,620 - MR. BROWN: Here, I'ma pay you in ones. 33 00:01:33,620 --> 00:01:35,103 - No, no, no, no, give me the real money-- 34 00:01:35,103 --> 00:01:36,482 - No, you gotta take it in ones! 35 00:01:36,482 --> 00:01:38,172 If you want to take it, you gotta take it-- 36 00:01:38,172 --> 00:01:40,068 - No, I want the real money! - No, take it in ones! 37 00:01:40,068 --> 00:01:43,448 - Hey, hey guys! Well, what's going on in here? 38 00:01:43,448 --> 00:01:46,862 - A game of Hoodopoly gone bad. 39 00:01:46,862 --> 00:01:48,413 - You know what? Since you all talking about money, 40 00:01:48,413 --> 00:01:50,206 let's talk about real money. 41 00:01:50,206 --> 00:01:54,448 There's a new community initiative called Ark Tank. 42 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,310 - Oh, Ark Tank? - CORA: Yeah, yeah. 43 00:01:56,310 --> 00:01:58,000 - The show that come on TV? - CORA: Mm-hmm. 44 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,793 - What? That's my show! 45 00:01:59,793 --> 00:02:01,103 - Ark Tank, see the pamphlet. 46 00:02:01,103 --> 00:02:02,586 Right here, it says, 47 00:02:02,586 --> 00:02:05,206 "Ark Tank is a community initiative to help seniors 48 00:02:05,206 --> 00:02:08,206 "use their imagination to invent something 49 00:02:08,206 --> 00:02:09,689 to improve their community." 50 00:02:09,689 --> 00:02:11,620 Now wait, this the good part, this the good part. 51 00:02:11,620 --> 00:02:14,655 "The winner receives $10,000!" 52 00:02:14,655 --> 00:02:17,241 - MR. BROWN: What? $10,000? - CORA: Yes. 53 00:02:17,241 --> 00:02:19,655 - MR. BROWN: I'm rich, I'm winning it. I'm rich! 54 00:02:19,655 --> 00:02:22,275 - CORA: You know what, I think we should do it as a team 55 00:02:22,275 --> 00:02:23,689 and we just split the money. 56 00:02:23,689 --> 00:02:26,827 - That's if old greedy here wanna share. 57 00:02:26,827 --> 00:02:30,137 Ah, take the ones like I told you. Take the ones. 58 00:02:30,137 --> 00:02:32,413 - EFE: You still want us to do it as a team? 59 00:02:32,413 --> 00:02:33,655 - Nah, you gonna play it, 60 00:02:33,655 --> 00:02:34,931 I'm gonna play it the way I want to. 61 00:02:36,896 --> 00:02:38,310 - ♪ 62 00:02:38,310 --> 00:02:40,793 ♪ No matter what you do, I love you ♪ 63 00:02:40,793 --> 00:02:44,586 ♪ No matter where you go, I'm behind you for sure ♪ 64 00:02:44,586 --> 00:02:47,413 ♪ Always remember, blood ain't never water ♪ 65 00:02:47,413 --> 00:02:50,275 ♪ We'll make it if we stay together ♪ 66 00:02:53,310 --> 00:02:56,862 - ♪ 67 00:02:56,862 --> 00:02:58,655 - What time you'd get in last night? 68 00:02:58,655 --> 00:03:01,034 - Man time. 69 00:03:01,034 --> 00:03:02,862 - What's that supposed to mean? 70 00:03:02,862 --> 00:03:06,827 - It means I got home when I got home. 71 00:03:06,827 --> 00:03:11,068 - Yeah right, we both have a curfew and you know it. 72 00:03:11,068 --> 00:03:13,310 - Good morning. 73 00:03:13,310 --> 00:03:15,275 One of you have my cell phone charger? 74 00:03:15,275 --> 00:03:17,517 I couldn't charge my phone last night. 75 00:03:17,517 --> 00:03:18,896 - Uh, I have it. 76 00:03:18,896 --> 00:03:21,517 Sorry Mom, you were asleep when I got in last night, 77 00:03:21,517 --> 00:03:23,310 and I didn't want to wake you up. 78 00:03:23,310 --> 00:03:26,827 Then me and Dad started watching Dumbest Criminals. 79 00:03:26,827 --> 00:03:28,758 - Wait, you watched TV with Dad? 80 00:03:28,758 --> 00:03:30,137 - Yeah. 81 00:03:30,137 --> 00:03:32,413 - Do you know what time he got home? 82 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:34,413 - Yeah. 83 00:03:38,034 --> 00:03:39,827 - [door slams] 84 00:03:40,896 --> 00:03:43,241 - Kids, am I right? 85 00:03:43,241 --> 00:03:48,413 - Boy, watch yourself. Make your bed up. 86 00:03:48,413 --> 00:03:50,379 Grown man. 87 00:03:54,275 --> 00:03:56,275 - Dad? 88 00:03:56,275 --> 00:03:57,862 Dad? 89 00:03:57,862 --> 00:03:59,482 - Hey. 90 00:03:59,482 --> 00:04:02,689 - Is it just me or did I wake up in The Twilight Zone? 91 00:04:02,689 --> 00:04:04,241 - What's up? 92 00:04:04,241 --> 00:04:06,068 - Did you watch a show with Philip last night? 93 00:04:06,068 --> 00:04:08,620 - Yeah, it was funny as hell. Oh my god. 94 00:04:08,620 --> 00:04:10,413 Yo, this dude tried to rob a store 95 00:04:10,413 --> 00:04:13,448 with a brown bag over his head, with no eye holes. 96 00:04:13,448 --> 00:04:15,724 Then he ran into the chip rack and then the clerk 97 00:04:15,724 --> 00:04:17,551 came out of nowhere and drop kicked him. 98 00:04:17,551 --> 00:04:19,241 It was hilarious! 99 00:04:19,241 --> 00:04:21,689 - Right. Do you know what time he got home? 100 00:04:21,689 --> 00:04:25,620 - Uh, he brought me a salted caramel funnel cake 101 00:04:25,620 --> 00:04:27,689 when he got home, I remember that. 102 00:04:27,689 --> 00:04:30,448 - Okay, so you do know he was late coming home, right? 103 00:04:30,448 --> 00:04:32,793 - Yeah. - SANDRA: Did he call first? 104 00:04:32,793 --> 00:04:34,896 - Mm-mm. 105 00:04:34,896 --> 00:04:36,586 - What? 106 00:04:36,586 --> 00:04:39,689 When I came home late last month, I was grounded for weeks. 107 00:04:39,689 --> 00:04:41,000 - Yeah, that's different. 108 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,413 - Okay, how so? 109 00:04:42,413 --> 00:04:44,034 - Because you're a girl. 110 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:46,517 - And? I'm older. 111 00:04:46,517 --> 00:04:48,620 - Look, it don't matter, alright? 112 00:04:48,620 --> 00:04:50,344 - So you let Philip stay out later than me 113 00:04:50,344 --> 00:04:52,310 because he's a boy? 114 00:04:52,310 --> 00:04:55,275 - Yes, you are a girl, and you are more fragile 115 00:04:55,275 --> 00:04:57,379 and vulnerable. You are my daughter, 116 00:04:57,379 --> 00:04:59,206 and I'm not letting anything happen to you out there. 117 00:04:59,206 --> 00:05:00,758 I don't want you to get hurt. 118 00:05:00,758 --> 00:05:05,689 - That is so unfair. - ANASTASIA: It is. 119 00:05:08,275 --> 00:05:10,689 - I'm responsible. - Independent. 120 00:05:10,689 --> 00:05:12,655 - Wise. - Mature. 121 00:05:12,655 --> 00:05:14,241 - So why is this happening to me? 122 00:05:14,241 --> 00:05:16,448 - Something called chauvinism. 123 00:05:16,448 --> 00:05:18,655 But your dad loves you, darling. 124 00:05:18,655 --> 00:05:21,310 - Yeah, well, he obviously loves Philip more. 125 00:05:21,310 --> 00:05:26,310 - Look, no, sometimes when things are unfair, 126 00:05:26,310 --> 00:05:28,517 you have to make them so. 127 00:05:28,517 --> 00:05:31,344 - Well, how am I supposed to do that? 128 00:05:31,344 --> 00:05:35,034 - I think I might have something in mind that can work. 129 00:05:35,034 --> 00:05:37,620 Have you ever heard of Ida B. Wells? 130 00:05:37,620 --> 00:05:41,275 - Isn't she that reality star on How to Box a Kangaroo? 131 00:05:41,275 --> 00:05:44,448 - No, darling. We have much to talk about. 132 00:05:44,448 --> 00:05:49,689 - ♪ 133 00:05:49,689 --> 00:05:52,206 - Okay, I'ma let all y'all have the shine, 134 00:05:52,206 --> 00:05:55,241 I'm not gonna participate. - Good idea. 135 00:05:55,241 --> 00:05:58,655 - Yeah, I'm a coach. - Bad idea. 136 00:05:58,655 --> 00:06:01,724 - I have you to know I've been coaching for years, 137 00:06:01,724 --> 00:06:03,137 and I'm undefeated. 138 00:06:03,137 --> 00:06:04,896 - Like what, fool? 139 00:06:04,896 --> 00:06:09,758 - My female chess team, they won the triple-D cup. 140 00:06:09,758 --> 00:06:12,000 - Let us get started. 141 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,758 - Okay, okay-- - CORA: Thank you. 142 00:06:13,758 --> 00:06:15,758 - What we gonna do is, y'all throw out ideas, 143 00:06:15,758 --> 00:06:17,551 and then I'ma vote them up or down. 144 00:06:17,551 --> 00:06:19,344 I'm the coach, okay? Thank you. 145 00:06:19,344 --> 00:06:21,034 - CORA: And I'ma write 'em down. 146 00:06:21,034 --> 00:06:22,448 - MR. BROWN: Yeah, you Cora, you write them down. 147 00:06:22,448 --> 00:06:23,862 Okay-- - I'll go first. 148 00:06:23,862 --> 00:06:25,344 - You go first, yeah. 149 00:06:27,241 --> 00:06:30,068 - Wrinkle water. 150 00:06:30,068 --> 00:06:35,793 With each drop, the wrinkles stop. 151 00:06:35,793 --> 00:06:38,103 - That would have to be lab tested, 152 00:06:38,103 --> 00:06:41,310 no time for that. Next. 153 00:06:41,310 --> 00:06:43,344 - MR. BROWN: Wrinkle water. Reggie, let me, 154 00:06:43,344 --> 00:06:45,448 I vote stuff up or down, I'm the coach. 155 00:06:45,448 --> 00:06:48,310 I vote up or down. 156 00:06:48,310 --> 00:06:50,586 Anastasia, that was such a ... 157 00:06:50,586 --> 00:06:54,931 Oh, that idea, girl, however stupid it was! 158 00:06:54,931 --> 00:06:56,793 Have a seat. Next! 159 00:06:56,793 --> 00:06:59,862 - I have an idea. - MR. BROWN: Mm-hmm. 160 00:06:59,862 --> 00:07:02,827 - Pan-African Eats. 161 00:07:02,827 --> 00:07:05,448 It is a drone service that takes hot meals 162 00:07:05,448 --> 00:07:09,172 from local restaurants to Africa in 24 hours. 163 00:07:09,172 --> 00:07:11,103 - MR. BROWN: Hey! 164 00:07:11,103 --> 00:07:13,034 Okay, so food from Africa? - Mm-hmm 165 00:07:13,034 --> 00:07:14,551 - MR. BROWN: To America? - Yes. 166 00:07:14,551 --> 00:07:16,413 - MR. BROWN: Over the water? - Uh-huh. 167 00:07:16,413 --> 00:07:18,275 - It's gonna be hot and it's gonna get colder? 168 00:07:18,275 --> 00:07:20,034 - Ah, yes now. 169 00:07:20,034 --> 00:07:23,482 - Boy, don't nobody want no order of salmonella, sit down. 170 00:07:23,482 --> 00:07:25,551 You'll kill somebody! - VINNY: It's kinda stupid. 171 00:07:25,551 --> 00:07:28,758 I've got a great idea. - MR. BROWN: Okay. 172 00:07:28,758 --> 00:07:31,586 - How about this? Love lotion! 173 00:07:31,586 --> 00:07:34,793 You put it all over your body when you making love. 174 00:07:34,793 --> 00:07:38,896 Get this. Smell like collard greens. 175 00:07:38,896 --> 00:07:41,482 - I am not writing that down, Mr. Vinny. 176 00:07:41,482 --> 00:07:45,275 - You always hungry when you finish making love. 177 00:07:45,275 --> 00:07:47,379 - Vinny stop being nasty, what kind of lotion 178 00:07:47,379 --> 00:07:49,172 gonna do that? 179 00:07:49,172 --> 00:07:51,448 - This is ridiculous. 180 00:07:51,448 --> 00:07:54,413 - Reginald, what did you have in mind? 181 00:07:54,413 --> 00:07:59,241 - Well, it has to be something practical, 182 00:07:59,241 --> 00:08:02,275 like The Clapper. - [claps hands] 183 00:08:02,275 --> 00:08:04,000 - That's already been invented. 184 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,241 - Well, wait a minute now, 185 00:08:05,241 --> 00:08:08,000 depends on what you wanna be clapping. 186 00:08:09,034 --> 00:08:13,034 - What about a 24-hour burial service? 187 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:18,448 We bury your dead by the time you get to bed. 188 00:08:18,448 --> 00:08:20,689 - How do we make money from that? 189 00:08:20,689 --> 00:08:23,379 - Well, people dying as they ain't never died before. 190 00:08:23,379 --> 00:08:24,724 - That's true. 191 00:08:24,724 --> 00:08:27,034 Oh! I say we charge a subscription fee. 192 00:08:27,034 --> 00:08:28,689 - That's a good idea. 193 00:08:28,689 --> 00:08:32,310 - We charge them $12 a month, on a thirty-year contract. 194 00:08:32,310 --> 00:08:35,034 - Bad idea. Who's gonna pay? 195 00:08:35,034 --> 00:08:37,689 The people are already dead. 196 00:08:37,689 --> 00:08:41,689 - What about a $20 visitor's fee? 197 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:43,206 - Hmm. 198 00:08:43,206 --> 00:08:44,827 - That's stupid, 199 00:08:44,827 --> 00:08:46,655 don't nobody visit you when you done dead. That's just... 200 00:08:46,655 --> 00:08:49,310 - And it takes a week to embalm you. 201 00:08:49,310 --> 00:08:50,965 - Not at our funeral service, 202 00:08:50,965 --> 00:08:53,827 where we put some, some, flat fixer in you, 203 00:08:53,827 --> 00:08:59,379 boom, hit it, swell you right on up. 204 00:08:59,379 --> 00:09:01,827 - Were you born with fool genes? 205 00:09:01,827 --> 00:09:03,827 - Okay, you're not gonna talk to your coach like, 206 00:09:03,827 --> 00:09:06,275 'cause I can vote your idea up or down. 207 00:09:06,275 --> 00:09:07,793 Which one you want it? Up or down? 208 00:09:07,793 --> 00:09:10,896 - I will not be part of a half-baked idea, 209 00:09:10,896 --> 00:09:13,448 I think it's best that I go this alone. 210 00:09:13,448 --> 00:09:15,517 - Well go, fine. Do what you're gonna do. 211 00:09:15,517 --> 00:09:17,000 May the best man win. 212 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,241 - Good luck coaching the Bad News Bears. 213 00:09:19,241 --> 00:09:20,689 - My people come up with anything 214 00:09:20,689 --> 00:09:21,896 you can come up with, Mr. Smarts. 215 00:09:26,620 --> 00:09:28,551 - The table is set? - Yep, I got it Cora, check. 216 00:09:28,551 --> 00:09:30,137 - Okay, the community judge should be here any minute. 217 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:31,482 - Okay, who judging? 218 00:09:31,482 --> 00:09:32,655 - Don't worry about it, Mr. Brown. 219 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:34,793 - Oh. 220 00:09:36,448 --> 00:09:38,275 You look excited to be here. 221 00:09:38,275 --> 00:09:41,103 - What is this? Jury duty. 222 00:09:41,103 --> 00:09:43,000 Couldn't come up with a good enough excuse to decline, 223 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,620 so now you're gonna shove this down my throat? 224 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:49,482 - Well, it's always good to see you, too. 225 00:09:49,482 --> 00:09:52,310 Have a seat. This won't take long at all. 226 00:09:52,310 --> 00:09:53,620 - And we're gonna have each contestant 227 00:09:53,620 --> 00:09:55,689 come in one at a time, okay? 228 00:09:55,689 --> 00:09:57,206 - Sure. 229 00:09:57,206 --> 00:10:00,379 - Alright, contestant number one! 230 00:10:00,379 --> 00:10:03,896 - MR. BROWN: Number one! 231 00:10:07,034 --> 00:10:08,517 - Good day. 232 00:10:08,517 --> 00:10:11,172 My name is Anastasia. 233 00:10:11,172 --> 00:10:15,137 You may be wondering why I don't have anything in my hands. 234 00:10:15,137 --> 00:10:17,758 - No I'm not, I'm just wondering how long this is gonna take, 235 00:10:17,758 --> 00:10:21,206 because I got a TV dinner cooking at home. 236 00:10:21,206 --> 00:10:23,448 - Because they're on my feet. 237 00:10:23,448 --> 00:10:26,344 - What, bunions? 238 00:10:26,344 --> 00:10:28,551 - Hope you don't have foot fungus. 239 00:10:28,551 --> 00:10:31,862 - Introducing Moonwalkers. 240 00:10:33,551 --> 00:10:38,724 It's like having a personal masseuse to work your dogs. 241 00:10:38,724 --> 00:10:43,482 Cushy, gel bubbles help with back pain-- 242 00:10:43,482 --> 00:10:45,000 - EVERYONE: MM-hmm. 243 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,724 - Arch fatigue-- - CORA: Preach, sister. 244 00:10:46,724 --> 00:10:48,448 - Leg cramps-- - MR. BROWN: Yeah. 245 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:53,275 - Fasciitis, gingivitis, and hair loss. 246 00:10:53,275 --> 00:10:59,000 In days, you will feel like you're walking on the moon. 247 00:11:02,172 --> 00:11:03,482 Moonwalkers for you! 248 00:11:05,103 --> 00:11:08,172 Moonwalkers for you! 249 00:11:08,172 --> 00:11:09,586 And if I had enough, 250 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:11,310 there'd be a Moonwalker for you too, dear. 251 00:11:11,310 --> 00:11:12,965 - CORA: Oh. 252 00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:15,896 - If you had a third foot, you'd be an alien. 253 00:11:15,896 --> 00:11:18,655 - INSPECTOR: Next! 254 00:11:18,655 --> 00:11:22,482 - Contestant number two! 255 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:25,862 - [Mr. Brown starts beat boxing] 256 00:11:25,862 --> 00:11:28,862 - That's the music. - [continues beat boxing] 257 00:11:30,344 --> 00:11:33,379 - I am Efedotore Omowale. 258 00:11:33,379 --> 00:11:34,965 - Say what? 259 00:11:34,965 --> 00:11:38,206 Sounds like an element from the periodic table. 260 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:44,551 - Imagine you're all alone, and you cannot go somewhere 261 00:11:44,551 --> 00:11:46,793 because you have misplaced your cane. 262 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:52,034 My friends, introducing Boomerang Cane! 263 00:11:52,034 --> 00:11:53,344 - CORA: What? 264 00:11:53,344 --> 00:11:54,896 - Boomerang Cane. 265 00:11:54,896 --> 00:11:56,448 - Okay, say it slow, say it slow. 266 00:11:56,448 --> 00:11:59,034 - Boomerang. Cane. 267 00:11:59,034 --> 00:12:01,103 - Boomerang Cane! Oh! 268 00:12:03,586 --> 00:12:06,793 - If you lose this cane, one click of a remote, 269 00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:09,275 it'll come flying back to you. 270 00:12:10,482 --> 00:12:12,000 Let me demonstrate. 271 00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:15,551 - [cane hits something] - JEREMY: Ow! 272 00:12:17,586 --> 00:12:20,068 - It definitely not coming back. 273 00:12:20,068 --> 00:12:22,965 - Nope. Next! 274 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:26,241 - Contestant number three! 275 00:12:26,241 --> 00:12:30,655 - [Mr. Brown starts scatting] 276 00:12:30,655 --> 00:12:34,827 - Silence, Buckwheat's daddy. 277 00:12:34,827 --> 00:12:38,793 Who says old people can't have a pimped-out ride? 278 00:12:38,793 --> 00:12:40,551 Who said it? Somebody said it? 279 00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:43,482 They shouldn't say it, because check this out. 280 00:12:43,482 --> 00:12:44,862 - Okay. 281 00:12:44,862 --> 00:12:48,965 - Introducing wheelchair spinners, baby. 282 00:12:50,758 --> 00:12:54,586 And every one is programmed with old school music. 283 00:12:54,586 --> 00:12:56,793 They'll be grinning, while they're spinning. 284 00:12:56,793 --> 00:13:01,655 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? You hear that? 285 00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:04,724 - What the what? 286 00:13:04,724 --> 00:13:06,517 - Are you for real, Vinny? 287 00:13:06,517 --> 00:13:09,827 - For real as I can get-- - Next! 288 00:13:09,827 --> 00:13:12,000 - This thing gone from bad to worse. 289 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,689 They can kiss their money goodbye. 290 00:13:14,689 --> 00:13:17,896 - Contestant number four! 291 00:13:17,896 --> 00:13:23,724 - [Mr. Brown starts making various sound effects] 292 00:13:24,206 --> 00:13:28,344 - Hello, sir. I'm Judge Reginald Junie. 293 00:13:28,344 --> 00:13:32,517 You've heard your teacher say, "Put on your thinking cap." 294 00:13:32,517 --> 00:13:36,551 Well, now you can. Introducing 295 00:13:36,551 --> 00:13:40,034 the first artificially intelligent 296 00:13:40,034 --> 00:13:43,413 thinking cap. 297 00:13:43,413 --> 00:13:46,310 You place it on your cranium, 298 00:13:46,310 --> 00:13:50,000 calibrates your brain cells to read brain waves, 299 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:54,620 and reveal what others are thinking. 300 00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:56,655 Allow me to demonstrate. 301 00:13:56,655 --> 00:14:01,620 Mr. Brown is thinking... 302 00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:04,241 - MR. BROWN: [makes eerie nosies] 303 00:14:05,551 --> 00:14:10,413 - "Why did I not come up with such a brilliant idea?" 304 00:14:10,413 --> 00:14:16,103 - Mr. Brown is thinking, "My, he looks stupid in that." 305 00:14:16,103 --> 00:14:17,448 Under breath. 306 00:14:17,448 --> 00:14:19,137 - Oh yeah? And what am I thinking? 307 00:14:19,137 --> 00:14:22,310 - See? I knew you were going to ask me that. 308 00:14:22,310 --> 00:14:26,896 - ♪ 309 00:14:26,896 --> 00:14:28,620 - Did y'all select a winner? 310 00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:29,862 Okay, well I'll... 311 00:14:29,862 --> 00:14:32,103 - CORA: Thank you. 312 00:14:33,724 --> 00:14:36,655 Alright, so the inspector has selected a winner. 313 00:14:36,655 --> 00:14:39,000 - He cannot deny my Boomerang Cane. 314 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,689 - His feet must be on cloud nine. 315 00:14:41,689 --> 00:14:43,793 - Wheelchair spinners, baby. 316 00:14:43,793 --> 00:14:47,206 - Mine was made with superior intelligence. 317 00:14:47,206 --> 00:14:50,103 - Alright, it seems like we had a last-minute submission 318 00:14:50,103 --> 00:14:52,137 that swept it. 319 00:14:52,137 --> 00:14:55,862 With the Get Smart Mood Monitor Wristband, 320 00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,689 "Wear your feelings on your sleeve," 321 00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,137 I like that. 322 00:14:59,137 --> 00:15:02,758 Okay, and the Ark Tank winner is, 323 00:15:02,758 --> 00:15:04,689 Leroy Brown? 324 00:15:04,689 --> 00:15:06,896 - EVERYONE: What? 325 00:15:06,896 --> 00:15:11,931 - Ah, bam! Look at that! Read it and weep, suckas! 326 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,172 Yes, I know what Reggie thinking, 327 00:15:15,172 --> 00:15:19,413 "I wish I had the brains of a scarecrow." 328 00:15:19,413 --> 00:15:20,862 Gotcha. 329 00:15:20,862 --> 00:15:23,172 Wait a minute, hold on, it's telling me, 330 00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,724 "You're a winner." I hear it. 331 00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:27,827 My mood monitor. - This is bull! 332 00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:31,172 Okay, I'm not gonna say it, but it is. 333 00:15:33,586 --> 00:15:35,965 - That scallywag! 334 00:15:35,965 --> 00:15:41,379 This is truly unacceptable! Mendacious! A pure outrage! 335 00:15:41,379 --> 00:15:45,000 - Mr. Reginald, Mr. Brown won fair and square. 336 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,758 - Oh, I beg to differ, Ms. Cora. 337 00:15:46,758 --> 00:15:48,241 - CORA: Why? - In the law, 338 00:15:48,241 --> 00:15:51,931 we call this deceptive behavior, "fraudulent." 339 00:15:53,965 --> 00:15:57,000 And there's the fraudster! 340 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,724 - No, no, re-address me, 341 00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:02,793 say, "And there's the champion!" 342 00:16:03,965 --> 00:16:05,586 - You're a scoundrel, Brown! 343 00:16:05,586 --> 00:16:07,034 I will get to the bottom of this. 344 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:10,103 - Okay guys, okay. Now we're all God's children, 345 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:12,068 you know, whatever it is y'all have going on 346 00:16:12,068 --> 00:16:14,827 between you two, I think y'all should just take a break 347 00:16:14,827 --> 00:16:17,068 from breathing the same air. 348 00:16:17,068 --> 00:16:20,482 - Because he's polluting it! - Nope, I'm winning it. 349 00:16:20,482 --> 00:16:23,827 My wristwatch said that maybe I may need to do something to you, 350 00:16:23,827 --> 00:16:25,551 like put these things on it. 351 00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:26,862 - Mr. Brown, don't do that. 352 00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:28,827 - Hold on, it senses something with you. 353 00:16:28,827 --> 00:16:31,448 It says, "Cora is too sad." 354 00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:32,724 - Girl, you need to get sad. 355 00:16:32,724 --> 00:16:35,344 - "Cora is just too, too much." 356 00:16:35,344 --> 00:16:38,000 You need to get into something, Cora. 357 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,068 What you gonna do, lie, cuss, smoke, and drink? 358 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,758 - When the zombie came out, out the gate, 359 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:51,758 and he started pop-locking baby, what'd he do? 360 00:16:51,758 --> 00:16:55,068 - [Jeremy moans] 361 00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:59,827 - You crazy, boy. 362 00:16:59,827 --> 00:17:01,655 What are you wearing? 363 00:17:01,655 --> 00:17:04,344 - Yeah, why are you dressed like Handmaiden's Tale, Sandra? 364 00:17:04,344 --> 00:17:07,379 - Oh, I'm not Sandra. I'm Miss Ida B. Wells, the founder 365 00:17:07,379 --> 00:17:09,655 of the National Association of Colored Women's Clubs, 366 00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:11,172 and the NAACP. 367 00:17:11,172 --> 00:17:15,172 I'm an activist for equal rights. 368 00:17:15,172 --> 00:17:17,379 Stand up for your rights. 369 00:17:17,379 --> 00:17:19,689 - So this is about your brother coming home later than you? 370 00:17:19,689 --> 00:17:21,413 - Yep. 371 00:17:21,413 --> 00:17:23,034 You guys are treating me like it's the eighteen hundreds. 372 00:17:23,034 --> 00:17:25,206 This is the 21st century, why should I get punished 373 00:17:25,206 --> 00:17:27,517 for the same thing that Philip is doing? 374 00:17:27,517 --> 00:17:30,965 - Baby, she got a point. 375 00:17:30,965 --> 00:17:33,206 - Yeah, look sweetie, we love you, alright? 376 00:17:33,206 --> 00:17:35,344 We're not trying to treat you like a kid-- 377 00:17:35,344 --> 00:17:36,965 - Mm-hmm. I mean, when we watch the news, 378 00:17:36,965 --> 00:17:39,344 it gets scary baby, especially for women. 379 00:17:39,344 --> 00:17:41,551 - Mm-hmm. 380 00:17:41,551 --> 00:17:43,310 - Uh, Mom, Dad, 381 00:17:43,310 --> 00:17:47,517 I'm going out with the boys, so I'll be back near midnight. 382 00:17:47,517 --> 00:17:51,758 Who are you supposed to be, Harriet Tubman? 383 00:17:51,758 --> 00:17:54,172 - Ida B. Wells, dumb-dumb. 384 00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:57,137 - Be back by midnight, Son. 385 00:17:57,137 --> 00:18:00,689 - Good one, I'll just bring you back some more funnel cake. 386 00:18:00,689 --> 00:18:04,103 - You be back by curfew, or you'll be on restriction. 387 00:18:04,103 --> 00:18:06,068 - Just like I was last week. 388 00:18:06,068 --> 00:18:08,931 - That's called torture. - It's called equality. 389 00:18:08,931 --> 00:18:10,965 - Why, because Ida B.? 390 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,793 - Do you even know who that is? 391 00:18:12,793 --> 00:18:14,931 - Of course. She an old school rapper, 392 00:18:14,931 --> 00:18:18,620 Ida B. on the beat. 393 00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:19,965 - Wait, go back to your room. 394 00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:22,241 You won't be going anywhere tonight. 395 00:18:22,241 --> 00:18:25,931 And stop by those encyclopedias, pick up the "W." 396 00:18:25,931 --> 00:18:28,000 Wells is her last name. 397 00:18:33,275 --> 00:18:38,724 - A pair of brand new white boots. 398 00:18:38,724 --> 00:18:44,551 Buy me a fur suit, the whole suit, fur. 399 00:18:44,551 --> 00:18:46,172 - Hey, what you doing? 400 00:18:46,172 --> 00:18:48,551 - Hey Cora, I'll have you know, you will be proud of me. 401 00:18:48,551 --> 00:18:50,068 - What? What is, what you doing? 402 00:18:50,068 --> 00:18:53,034 - Okay, I'm in the giving mood, I'm making a list, 403 00:18:53,034 --> 00:18:55,551 so when I get my fortune, I'm making a gift list, 404 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,482 and I'm gonna put all the people I love on there, 405 00:18:57,482 --> 00:18:58,931 and I'ma buy gifts for them. 406 00:18:58,931 --> 00:19:02,103 - REGINALD: Hear ye! Hear ye! All gather round. 407 00:19:02,103 --> 00:19:04,344 - I'm not putting him on the list. 408 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:07,931 Who you think you are, Shakespeare or somebody? 409 00:19:07,931 --> 00:19:11,379 - I've just returned from the community center, 410 00:19:11,379 --> 00:19:15,310 and the judge sent me back with this notice 411 00:19:15,310 --> 00:19:18,310 that they have rescinded their decision, 412 00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:21,827 and you are disqualified, Brown. 413 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,000 - Wait a minute, what? What? Why? 414 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,862 - Well, it seems you submitted your contraption 415 00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:31,448 point-zero seven seconds after the deadline. 416 00:19:31,448 --> 00:19:33,862 - [all groan] - CORA: Mr. Reggie... 417 00:19:33,862 --> 00:19:35,758 - I bet you feel real good about yourself, 418 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,344 just crushing somebody's heart 419 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,344 just so you can get a little win, huh? 420 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,724 Well, if y'all would excuse me, I'm gonna leave. 421 00:19:41,724 --> 00:19:46,448 'Cause my mood wristband is telling me that I'm mad. 422 00:19:46,448 --> 00:19:49,586 And you wouldn't like me when I'm angry. 423 00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:09,034 - Hey look, don't make me throw these hands on you! 424 00:20:09,034 --> 00:20:12,344 - No, I don't want you to. 425 00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:16,896 I've always been an overachiever. Overly... 426 00:20:16,896 --> 00:20:20,137 - Ignorant, arrogant? - Yeah, I get it, 427 00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:21,689 those were some of the complaints that my ex-wife had, 428 00:20:21,689 --> 00:20:24,000 and that's why she went off with that rodeo star 429 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,413 named Bucking Benji. - MR. BROWN: What? 430 00:20:27,413 --> 00:20:29,275 Bucking Benji? 431 00:20:29,275 --> 00:20:33,413 - Anyway, I, I apologize for insulting you, Brown. 432 00:20:33,413 --> 00:20:38,379 And I guess competition awakens the raging lion in me. 433 00:20:38,379 --> 00:20:40,517 - Yeah, me too. 434 00:20:40,517 --> 00:20:42,862 I accept your apology. 435 00:20:42,862 --> 00:20:44,758 - Ah, and what do you say 436 00:20:44,758 --> 00:20:49,586 we split the prize? Hm? 437 00:20:49,586 --> 00:20:51,448 - Like split it? - Yep. 438 00:20:51,448 --> 00:20:53,241 - What? 439 00:20:53,241 --> 00:20:56,827 Reginald Junie, you a good man after all! 440 00:20:56,827 --> 00:20:59,068 - Thank you. - Alright, yeah, 441 00:20:59,068 --> 00:21:00,827 we gonna split that thing good. 442 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:03,206 Ha! I'm rich! 443 00:21:32,551 --> 00:21:34,241 - ♪ 444 00:21:36,482 --> 00:21:37,793 - ♪ 445 00:21:39,137 --> 00:21:42,965 - ♪