1 00:00:11,103 --> 00:00:13,068 - You must be out your rabbit ass mind, 2 00:00:13,172 --> 00:00:14,896 sugar does not belong on grits. 3 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,896 - [audience laughing] 4 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,793 - Salt, pepper, butter, period! - [audience laughing] 5 00:00:19,896 --> 00:00:22,965 - No, yo' old tongue just can't appreciate the sugary sweetness 6 00:00:23,068 --> 00:00:24,689 with the mix of the savory grits. 7 00:00:24,793 --> 00:00:25,724 - Man, they should have never 8 00:00:25,827 --> 00:00:26,931 given you ninjas the Food channel. 9 00:00:27,034 --> 00:00:27,965 - [audience laughing] 10 00:00:28,068 --> 00:00:29,172 - Can y'all stop arguing, 11 00:00:29,275 --> 00:00:30,724 like, we ain't even having grits [giggling]. 12 00:00:30,827 --> 00:00:32,689 - He started it! - Your mama and daddy started it 13 00:00:32,793 --> 00:00:35,310 when they gave you those raggedy ass taste buds. 14 00:00:35,413 --> 00:00:38,068 - You two will find anything to debate about, 15 00:00:38,172 --> 00:00:40,724 anything, anything! 16 00:00:40,827 --> 00:00:42,206 - BOTH: Oh, garbage truck! 17 00:00:42,310 --> 00:00:44,793 - LEAH: Come on, baby, let's go, go, go, go, come on! 18 00:00:44,896 --> 00:00:47,172 - He ain't gon' make it. 19 00:00:47,275 --> 00:00:48,827 - I'm sick of this trash! 20 00:00:48,931 --> 00:00:50,965 They didn't even pick it up last week! 21 00:00:51,068 --> 00:00:51,965 - Wait! - Jeremy, run! 22 00:00:52,068 --> 00:00:52,931 - I'm coming! - [laughing] 23 00:00:53,034 --> 00:00:54,965 - Run, run, run! 24 00:00:55,068 --> 00:00:56,482 - JEREMY: Come on, man, you see me. 25 00:00:56,586 --> 00:00:58,965 - [audience laughing] 26 00:00:59,068 --> 00:01:00,172 - Told you he wouldn't make it. 27 00:01:00,275 --> 00:01:02,241 - I hope he make it, grandpa, that's not funny, 28 00:01:02,344 --> 00:01:04,275 that stuff stank. - That's hilarious [laughing] 29 00:01:04,379 --> 00:01:07,344 - [audience laughing] 30 00:01:07,448 --> 00:01:09,413 - VINNY: [laughing] I told you he wouldn't make it. 31 00:01:09,517 --> 00:01:11,103 - What happened? 32 00:01:11,206 --> 00:01:13,586 - Man, that bastard sped up when he saw me coming. 33 00:01:13,689 --> 00:01:15,137 - [audience laughing] 34 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:16,620 - Got me out here chasing him down the street 35 00:01:16,724 --> 00:01:18,310 with some garbage bags. - LEAH: In your-- 36 00:01:18,413 --> 00:01:20,103 - Robe flapping in the wind. 37 00:01:20,206 --> 00:01:21,586 Got me out here looking ridiculous. 38 00:01:21,689 --> 00:01:22,793 - VINNY: [laughing] - Like you. 39 00:01:22,896 --> 00:01:26,482 - [laughing] 40 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:27,896 - What kind of neighborhood they think this is? 41 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:31,172 Somebody left the door open. - [audience laughing] 42 00:01:31,275 --> 00:01:32,655 - Uh, good morning. 43 00:01:32,758 --> 00:01:37,000 - No, he looks ridiculous, you just look stupid [laughing]. 44 00:01:37,103 --> 00:01:38,758 - Anyway, how y'all doing? 45 00:01:38,862 --> 00:01:40,965 - Having trouble with the trash collection. 46 00:01:41,068 --> 00:01:42,172 - Oh, they keep forgetting to take Vinny? 47 00:01:42,275 --> 00:01:43,241 - [audience laughing] 48 00:01:43,344 --> 00:01:45,241 - [laughing] They dropped you off. 49 00:01:45,344 --> 00:01:46,655 - [audience laughing] 50 00:01:46,758 --> 00:01:49,172 - No, see, they keep coming at random times, if at all. 51 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:50,344 And when they do, 52 00:01:50,448 --> 00:01:51,620 they try to speed through the neighborhood 53 00:01:51,724 --> 00:01:53,413 before anybody can get their trash out. 54 00:01:53,517 --> 00:01:54,827 - Oh, now, that's ridiculous. 55 00:01:54,931 --> 00:01:56,862 - JEREMY: And you know what, it's not even just the trash, 56 00:01:56,965 --> 00:01:59,586 you got lamps out here, potholes. 57 00:01:59,689 --> 00:02:00,965 - Wait, you know what, 58 00:02:01,068 --> 00:02:02,586 you oughta go down to the city council meeting tonight, 59 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:03,448 and complain. 60 00:02:03,551 --> 00:02:04,758 That's what I would do. 61 00:02:04,862 --> 00:02:08,586 - You know what, that's exactly what I'm gonna do. 62 00:02:08,689 --> 00:02:10,620 Oh, and Mr. Brown, maybe you can settle this for us. 63 00:02:10,724 --> 00:02:11,689 - What is it? 64 00:02:11,793 --> 00:02:14,724 - What goes in grits, sugar or salt? 65 00:02:14,827 --> 00:02:17,344 - Oh, let me see, sugar or salt? - VINNY: Mm-hm. 66 00:02:17,448 --> 00:02:19,758 - Neither, I use paprika. - [audience laughing] 67 00:02:19,862 --> 00:02:21,137 - Oh, man! 68 00:02:21,241 --> 00:02:22,655 - Yeah, and you cut a little onions up in there, 69 00:02:22,758 --> 00:02:24,689 and sprinkle some little paprika, woo! 70 00:02:24,793 --> 00:02:32,103 - ♪ 71 00:02:32,206 --> 00:02:34,724 - ♪ No matter what you do I love you ♪ 72 00:02:34,827 --> 00:02:38,517 ♪ No matter where you go I'm behind you for sure ♪ 73 00:02:38,620 --> 00:02:41,137 ♪ Always remember love will never walk ♪ 74 00:02:41,241 --> 00:02:44,862 ♪ We'll make it if we stay together ♪ 75 00:02:44,965 --> 00:02:46,862 - ♪ 76 00:02:46,965 --> 00:02:48,103 - Gin [laughing]! 77 00:02:48,206 --> 00:02:51,034 - Read 'em and weep, royal flush. 78 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:52,344 - I thought we were playing gin. 79 00:02:52,448 --> 00:02:54,413 - I thought we were playing poker. 80 00:02:54,517 --> 00:02:55,724 - I thought we were playing spades, 81 00:02:55,827 --> 00:02:57,448 what's wrong with y'all? - [audience laughing] 82 00:02:57,551 --> 00:03:00,724 - Bingo! Bam on y'all, B-A-N-G-O, bango! 83 00:03:00,827 --> 00:03:01,689 - [audience laughing] 84 00:03:01,793 --> 00:03:02,827 - Oh, man, damn it, y'all, 85 00:03:02,931 --> 00:03:04,206 we can't even have a game together, man. 86 00:03:04,310 --> 00:03:05,620 - MR. BROWN: Okay, did--did I win or not? 87 00:03:05,724 --> 00:03:06,758 - No. 88 00:03:06,862 --> 00:03:09,724 - [yawning] I'm retiring for the night. 89 00:03:09,827 --> 00:03:12,379 - [audience laughing] 90 00:03:12,482 --> 00:03:15,137 - I think I am, too, I got reading to do. 91 00:03:15,241 --> 00:03:16,275 - [audience laughing] 92 00:03:16,379 --> 00:03:18,655 - Yes, me, too, but mine's on the toilet. 93 00:03:18,758 --> 00:03:19,931 - [audience laughing] 94 00:03:20,034 --> 00:03:21,413 - Woo! Who won? 95 00:03:21,517 --> 00:03:23,310 - Well, it all depend on what game you were playing. 96 00:03:23,413 --> 00:03:24,586 - [audience laughing] 97 00:03:24,689 --> 00:03:25,827 - Well, we playing it. 98 00:03:25,931 --> 00:03:27,586 - Hey, Jeremy, how did the council meeting go? 99 00:03:27,689 --> 00:03:28,896 - Terrible. - Why? 100 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,172 - I went down there with a list; 101 00:03:30,275 --> 00:03:32,068 all the things we need done in the community, 102 00:03:32,172 --> 00:03:33,655 and one of the councilmen just sat there 103 00:03:33,758 --> 00:03:35,620 staring at me the whole time. - CORA: Really? 104 00:03:35,724 --> 00:03:37,655 - I bet ya that was Councilman Sams. 105 00:03:37,758 --> 00:03:39,586 Yeah, he ain't changed the battery in his hearing aid 106 00:03:39,689 --> 00:03:42,275 since his wife came back to him. - [audience laughing] 107 00:03:42,379 --> 00:03:44,344 - He ain't listening to her. - [laughing] 108 00:03:44,448 --> 00:03:45,689 - Well, there was another one 109 00:03:45,793 --> 00:03:48,068 that just sat there slumped over sleep the whole time. 110 00:03:48,172 --> 00:03:50,206 - Oh, that's Councilwoman Staples. 111 00:03:50,310 --> 00:03:52,344 You know, she tell everybody it's Narcolepsy, 112 00:03:52,448 --> 00:03:55,068 but she's really playing that Candy video game. 113 00:03:55,172 --> 00:03:56,379 - Wow! - CORA: Mm-hm. 114 00:03:56,482 --> 00:03:57,517 - And these are the people 115 00:03:57,620 --> 00:03:59,000 that we got running our community? 116 00:03:59,103 --> 00:04:01,310 - ALL: Yep! - You know, it was alot better 117 00:04:01,413 --> 00:04:03,517 when, uh, Councilman Kirkland was there. 118 00:04:03,620 --> 00:04:07,275 He at least got new buses, school buses for the kids. 119 00:04:07,379 --> 00:04:10,551 - So, what happened to him? - Well, he had to retire, 120 00:04:10,655 --> 00:04:13,206 turns out he was buying stolen buses 121 00:04:13,310 --> 00:04:15,827 'cuz he used the extra money to get an ab implant. 122 00:04:15,931 --> 00:04:17,448 - [audience laughing] 123 00:04:17,551 --> 00:04:20,275 - Yeah, it's jacked up. He weighed 300 pounds. 124 00:04:20,379 --> 00:04:22,379 - Mr. Brown. - Surgery took 14 hours. 125 00:04:22,482 --> 00:04:23,620 - [audience laughing] 126 00:04:23,724 --> 00:04:25,551 - Cora, his six pack looked like a trash bag 127 00:04:25,655 --> 00:04:28,344 with a whole bunch of boulder rocks in it. 128 00:04:28,448 --> 00:04:30,655 It just look lumpy, it was just lumpy there. 129 00:04:30,758 --> 00:04:32,241 - [audience laughing] 130 00:04:32,344 --> 00:04:33,241 - You know, he just went away, 131 00:04:33,344 --> 00:04:34,310 and it's been years, 132 00:04:34,413 --> 00:04:36,379 and they still haven't filled his seat. 133 00:04:36,482 --> 00:04:38,000 But it's an upcoming election, 134 00:04:38,103 --> 00:04:39,724 and it's still no one running for it. 135 00:04:39,827 --> 00:04:40,965 - Well, 300 pounds, 136 00:04:41,068 --> 00:04:42,862 I'm surprised there's a seat left to be filled. 137 00:04:42,965 --> 00:04:45,172 - [audience laughing] 138 00:04:45,275 --> 00:04:46,448 - Cora, come on, 139 00:04:46,551 --> 00:04:47,896 we need to get down to the Bingo hall 140 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,379 while my hands still hot. - Okay, Mr. Brown, I just-- 141 00:04:50,482 --> 00:04:53,275 - B-35! - I just made my coffee. 142 00:04:53,379 --> 00:04:54,413 - MR. BROWN: Come on, Cora. 143 00:04:54,517 --> 00:04:55,896 - I gotta get my purse, 'cuse me, baby. 144 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,241 - MR. BROWN: I-62, come on! 145 00:04:57,344 --> 00:04:59,034 - Y'all have a good day now, we'll see y'all later. 146 00:04:59,137 --> 00:05:00,448 - VINNY: Bye, y'all. - MR. BROWN: B-35! 147 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:03,034 - Will you just wait a minute? - [audience laughing] 148 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:05,379 - [moaning] 149 00:05:05,482 --> 00:05:07,275 - Okay, old people making out, ew. 150 00:05:07,379 --> 00:05:08,344 - [audience laughing] 151 00:05:08,448 --> 00:05:10,172 - Girl, how you think you got here? 152 00:05:10,275 --> 00:05:11,448 - Why would you say that? 153 00:05:11,551 --> 00:05:12,793 - [audience laughing] 154 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:14,586 - Okay, anyways, can one of you guys sign this, 155 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:16,931 I'm running for student council, and I need your permission. 156 00:05:17,034 --> 00:05:18,586 - Oh, yeah, baby, 157 00:05:18,689 --> 00:05:20,827 that's--that's really-that's really great, you know that? 158 00:05:20,931 --> 00:05:22,517 - Yeah, there are a lot of cute boys there. 159 00:05:22,620 --> 00:05:23,965 - [audience laughing] - I'm kidding, I'm kidding. 160 00:05:24,068 --> 00:05:25,931 - Girl, you gon' give your daddy a heart attack, 161 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:28,000 don't do him like that. - [audience laughing] 162 00:05:28,103 --> 00:05:31,000 - You about to be homeschooled. - [audience laughing] 163 00:05:31,103 --> 00:05:32,310 - Look, I just figured it was time 164 00:05:32,413 --> 00:05:34,241 to start doing some extracurricular activities. 165 00:05:34,344 --> 00:05:35,689 You know, colleges look for that type of stuff 166 00:05:35,793 --> 00:05:37,827 for admission and scholarships. - LEAH: Mm-hm, they sure do. 167 00:05:37,931 --> 00:05:40,413 - Yeah, well I can appreciate your initiative, 168 00:05:40,517 --> 00:05:42,655 especially since we blew your college fund 169 00:05:42,758 --> 00:05:44,172 on trying to invest in this place. 170 00:05:44,275 --> 00:05:46,413 - [audience laughing] - Really? 171 00:05:46,517 --> 00:05:47,724 - [laughing] Nah, I'm just playing, 172 00:05:47,827 --> 00:05:49,931 you ain't got no college fund. - VINNY: [laughing] 173 00:05:50,034 --> 00:05:52,896 - Baby girl, I know you gon' win this thing. 174 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:53,965 - I hope so. - Yes. 175 00:05:54,068 --> 00:05:55,206 - I'm running against Brianna Spicer, 176 00:05:55,310 --> 00:05:56,620 and she's pretty popular. - Er! 177 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:58,241 - But I have a lot of good ideas 178 00:05:58,344 --> 00:05:59,965 on how to improve things around the school. 179 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:03,137 - Go on! Okay. 180 00:06:03,241 --> 00:06:04,586 - There you go. - Thanks, dad. 181 00:06:04,689 --> 00:06:06,827 - Look at that, like mother like daughter. 182 00:06:06,931 --> 00:06:08,172 - [audience laughing] 183 00:06:08,275 --> 00:06:10,965 - You know, I was the secretary of my student council 184 00:06:11,068 --> 00:06:12,482 [laughing]. - Secretary? 185 00:06:12,586 --> 00:06:15,827 - Don't laugh, boy. I'm proud of my baby girl, yeah. 186 00:06:15,931 --> 00:06:18,103 - You know, I'm actually-- I'm actually inspired by her. 187 00:06:18,206 --> 00:06:19,620 - Hm. 188 00:06:19,724 --> 00:06:22,620 - I think I'm gon' run for that city council empty seat. 189 00:06:22,724 --> 00:06:24,689 - Oh! - You know, yeah, yeah, yeah, 190 00:06:24,793 --> 00:06:26,620 make some changes around here. - Come on! 191 00:06:26,724 --> 00:06:28,931 - Uh-huh, unclog the system. - Yeah! 192 00:06:29,034 --> 00:06:30,344 - [laughing] That's good. 193 00:06:30,448 --> 00:06:32,413 You can start by unclogging the toilet. 194 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:33,689 - [audience laughing] 195 00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:34,862 - ♪ 196 00:06:34,965 --> 00:06:38,275 - Oh, your application has been submitted, 197 00:06:38,379 --> 00:06:40,448 and you're officially on the ballot. 198 00:06:40,551 --> 00:06:41,620 - Um, I wanna thank you again 199 00:06:41,724 --> 00:06:43,448 for agreeing to be my campaign manager. 200 00:06:43,551 --> 00:06:45,689 Because the election is a week away, 201 00:06:45,793 --> 00:06:47,482 and there's no way I could have done this without you. 202 00:06:47,586 --> 00:06:49,172 - You're so welcome! 203 00:06:49,275 --> 00:06:51,931 You know what, this gives me a chance to use my, uh, skills 204 00:06:52,034 --> 00:06:54,448 from the hospitality committee at the church. 205 00:06:54,551 --> 00:06:55,827 - The hospitality committee? 206 00:06:55,931 --> 00:06:58,241 - Yes, convincing church folks on what to get Pastor 207 00:06:58,344 --> 00:06:59,620 for Pastor Anniversary, 208 00:06:59,724 --> 00:07:02,034 woo, that's a campaign in itself. 209 00:07:02,137 --> 00:07:03,172 - [audience laughing] 210 00:07:03,275 --> 00:07:04,862 - Yes indeed, but-- - Got it. 211 00:07:04,965 --> 00:07:06,482 - CORA: But, you know what, it's like, um, 212 00:07:06,586 --> 00:07:08,758 no matter whatever the suggestion, 213 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:10,482 you just say, "I'm looking into it," 214 00:07:10,586 --> 00:07:12,758 and keep on walking. - Oh okay, got it. 215 00:07:12,862 --> 00:07:14,793 - That's how you do it. - I'm gonna get out, 216 00:07:14,896 --> 00:07:16,310 and figure out what the people need, 217 00:07:16,413 --> 00:07:17,758 that's what I'm gon' do. 218 00:07:17,862 --> 00:07:19,862 And I'm--I'm gon' start building my platform from there. 219 00:07:19,965 --> 00:07:22,241 - I think you should start right here with the elderly. 220 00:07:22,344 --> 00:07:23,862 The elderly vote is important. 221 00:07:23,965 --> 00:07:25,448 - That's easy, old people love me. 222 00:07:25,551 --> 00:07:26,482 - [audience laughing] 223 00:07:26,586 --> 00:07:28,068 - Hey dumbass, we need more nachos. 224 00:07:28,172 --> 00:07:29,137 - [audience laughing] 225 00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:34,241 - [laughing] I can hear the love. 226 00:07:34,344 --> 00:07:36,034 - Hey, pop, I was thinking, um, 227 00:07:36,137 --> 00:07:38,310 what can we do around here to make things a little better? 228 00:07:38,413 --> 00:07:40,172 - Did I stutter? We need more nachos. 229 00:07:40,275 --> 00:07:41,448 - [audience laughing] 230 00:07:41,551 --> 00:07:44,448 - No, I mean, like, in the big scheme of things. 231 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:45,689 I'm running for city council, 232 00:07:45,793 --> 00:07:47,620 and I wanna know what I can do to get your vote. 233 00:07:47,724 --> 00:07:49,724 - Okay, um, first of all, we need more nachos 234 00:07:49,827 --> 00:07:51,034 'cuz I-- - [audience laughing] 235 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:52,034 - I do have the munchies, 236 00:07:52,137 --> 00:07:54,655 and could you legalize marijuana? 237 00:07:54,758 --> 00:07:56,379 - You know I don't have the power to do that. 238 00:07:56,482 --> 00:07:57,793 - Then why would I give you my vote 239 00:07:57,896 --> 00:07:59,724 if you can't give me what I want? 240 00:07:59,827 --> 00:08:01,965 Damn! - [audience laughing] 241 00:08:02,068 --> 00:08:03,620 - Alright, just make a list, okay? 242 00:08:03,724 --> 00:08:07,344 I'll see what I can do. Legalize weed. 243 00:08:07,448 --> 00:08:08,551 - Oh, Ms. Anastasia, hey. 244 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,586 Um, so, I'm running for city council, 245 00:08:10,689 --> 00:08:11,793 and I been canvassing the place 246 00:08:11,896 --> 00:08:13,620 trying to figure out what the people need. 247 00:08:13,724 --> 00:08:16,344 - This community could use some more art. 248 00:08:16,448 --> 00:08:17,413 - JEREMY: Okay. 249 00:08:17,517 --> 00:08:18,620 So you mean like a youth symphony, 250 00:08:18,724 --> 00:08:20,620 or a gallery for local artist? 251 00:08:20,724 --> 00:08:25,275 - I was thinking the Anastasia Deveraux Film Festival. 252 00:08:25,379 --> 00:08:27,896 - [laughing] Okay, I don't know if-- 253 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,793 I don't know if a screening of, uh, 254 00:08:29,896 --> 00:08:32,482 Brown Sugar's Big ass Get Back. - [audience laughing] 255 00:08:32,586 --> 00:08:36,655 - [laughing] 256 00:08:36,758 --> 00:08:39,241 - Okay, I'll look into it. - [audience laughing] 257 00:08:39,344 --> 00:08:41,241 - ♪ 258 00:08:41,344 --> 00:08:42,724 - Something needs to be done 259 00:08:42,827 --> 00:08:46,517 about these kids walking around here blasting music 260 00:08:46,620 --> 00:08:48,896 on these boom boxes. 261 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,896 - And somebody has to bring back, "Sanford and Son." 262 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,965 And I don't mean all those ridiculous reboots 263 00:08:54,068 --> 00:08:57,068 they're doing, I want the original cast. 264 00:08:57,172 --> 00:08:59,344 - And I want you to build a wall to keep all cats out. 265 00:08:59,448 --> 00:09:00,689 - Okay. 266 00:09:00,793 --> 00:09:02,655 - MR. BROWN: And we gon' make them pay for it. 267 00:09:02,758 --> 00:09:04,517 - Alright. - Make 'em pay for it. 268 00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:05,862 - Alright, Mr. Brown. - Okay? 269 00:09:05,965 --> 00:09:07,172 - I gotcha. 270 00:09:07,275 --> 00:09:08,482 - Yeah, 'cuz they--they don't-- they don't do right. 271 00:09:08,586 --> 00:09:09,724 - Mm-hm. - They judge ya. 272 00:09:09,827 --> 00:09:11,689 - [audience laughing] - Make 'em pay for it. 273 00:09:11,793 --> 00:09:13,655 - [audience laughing] 274 00:09:13,758 --> 00:09:16,137 - [chuckling] How's the stumping going, baby? 275 00:09:16,241 --> 00:09:19,000 - This stumping is sucking. - Oh goodness. 276 00:09:19,103 --> 00:09:20,103 - You got Anastasia 277 00:09:20,206 --> 00:09:22,068 that want me to do a movie tribute night. 278 00:09:22,172 --> 00:09:25,137 You got Reginald who thinks that it's 1989, 279 00:09:25,241 --> 00:09:26,862 and all the kids around here are Radio Raheem. 280 00:09:26,965 --> 00:09:28,689 - [laughing] - [audience laughing] 281 00:09:28,793 --> 00:09:32,655 - You got Efe, who wants me to resurrect Red Foxx. 282 00:09:32,758 --> 00:09:35,413 - What? - Yeah, and Mr. Brown, 283 00:09:35,517 --> 00:09:38,000 get this, he wants me to kill all cats. 284 00:09:38,103 --> 00:09:39,793 - [audience laughing] 285 00:09:39,896 --> 00:09:42,000 - You know what, I knew he was a serial killer. 286 00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:44,517 - [laughing] You know, 287 00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:47,103 he gave us that $40,000 and everything, 288 00:09:47,206 --> 00:09:48,413 but I always knew 289 00:09:48,517 --> 00:09:50,137 it was a little something strange about him. 290 00:09:50,241 --> 00:09:51,448 - [audience laughing] 291 00:09:51,551 --> 00:09:53,551 - VINNY: Alright, dumbass, I got my list, here we go. 292 00:09:53,655 --> 00:09:56,448 - [audience laughing] - Alright, number one, 293 00:09:56,551 --> 00:09:58,965 first of all, I want you to legalize marijuana, 294 00:09:59,068 --> 00:10:01,103 like our previous conversation we had over there. 295 00:10:01,206 --> 00:10:03,793 - [audience laughing] - Alright, number two, 296 00:10:03,896 --> 00:10:06,448 I want you to make Al Green a national treasure 297 00:10:06,551 --> 00:10:08,827 by making his birthday a national holiday. 298 00:10:08,931 --> 00:10:11,827 Number three-- - Look, look, man, look, Vinny. 299 00:10:11,931 --> 00:10:13,482 Look, I don't have time for this, okay? 300 00:10:13,586 --> 00:10:15,172 I got serious issues to handle. 301 00:10:15,275 --> 00:10:17,517 - Hey, man, Al Green is a national treasure. 302 00:10:17,620 --> 00:10:19,310 He don't like grits, but he a cool dude. 303 00:10:19,413 --> 00:10:22,172 - [audience laughing] 304 00:10:22,275 --> 00:10:24,000 - [laughing] 305 00:10:24,103 --> 00:10:27,482 - Hey, I did not know how many pit bull owners there were. 306 00:10:27,586 --> 00:10:28,965 - Oh yeah? 307 00:10:29,068 --> 00:10:30,827 - Yeah, I'm sorry for jumping up on your back like that, 308 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:33,862 but my fight or flight instincts kicked in. 309 00:10:33,965 --> 00:10:38,310 - You mean your flight or scream instincts kicked in [laughing]. 310 00:10:38,413 --> 00:10:41,137 - Hey, don't tell nobody that. - [laughing] I won't tell nobody, 311 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:42,448 I won't, I promise. 312 00:10:42,551 --> 00:10:45,482 [laughing] That's funny, though. 313 00:10:45,586 --> 00:10:48,241 - [dinging] 314 00:10:48,344 --> 00:10:51,310 - Oh my, oh my. 315 00:10:51,413 --> 00:10:53,137 Oh Lord, um... 316 00:10:53,241 --> 00:10:55,931 - What, what's wrong? 317 00:10:56,034 --> 00:10:59,206 - They just said another candidate just entered the race. 318 00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:02,241 - Who? - I don't know. 319 00:11:02,344 --> 00:11:05,620 - [clearing throat] 320 00:11:05,724 --> 00:11:07,068 - What is it? 321 00:11:07,172 --> 00:11:09,896 - VINNY: Alright, I would like to officially announce 322 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,206 my candidacy for city council. That's right, 323 00:11:13,310 --> 00:11:16,275 time to make the elderly great again around here. 324 00:11:16,379 --> 00:11:17,517 That's right. - Yeah! 325 00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:18,655 - VINNY: Uh-huh. - [applauding] 326 00:11:18,758 --> 00:11:20,000 - VINNY: Yeah. - MR. BROWN: Make us great. 327 00:11:20,103 --> 00:11:22,931 - That's right, I'm gon' listen to my constituents. 328 00:11:23,034 --> 00:11:25,344 Yes, yes, pay attention to what they want, 329 00:11:25,448 --> 00:11:26,379 you know what I mean? 330 00:11:26,482 --> 00:11:27,931 Yeah, free diapers for everybody. 331 00:11:28,034 --> 00:11:29,137 - MR. BROWN: Oh, yes! - VINNY: Yeah. 332 00:11:29,241 --> 00:11:31,724 - Free teeth! - I can't believe this! 333 00:11:31,827 --> 00:11:33,068 - MR. BROWN: Yes, no more pissy beds. 334 00:11:33,172 --> 00:11:34,620 - I really hate him. 335 00:11:34,724 --> 00:11:37,655 - Yes, make us great! - Make us great again. 336 00:11:37,758 --> 00:11:39,275 Everybody get a bed pan with they name on it. 337 00:11:39,379 --> 00:11:41,758 Woo-hoo! 338 00:11:41,862 --> 00:11:42,586 - ♪ 339 00:11:42,689 --> 00:11:43,965 - What are you doing? 340 00:11:44,068 --> 00:11:45,482 - I'm making a difference, that's what I'm doing. 341 00:11:45,586 --> 00:11:47,068 Would you like a hat? - I'm undecided. 342 00:11:47,172 --> 00:11:48,068 - Hat? 343 00:11:48,172 --> 00:11:49,827 - I don't know who I'm voting for. 344 00:11:49,931 --> 00:11:51,827 - Would you like a hat? - You getting rid of them cats? 345 00:11:51,931 --> 00:11:53,482 - You know I will [laughing]. - I'm in then. 346 00:11:53,586 --> 00:11:56,137 - Meow, meow! - Okay, you are making a mockery 347 00:11:56,241 --> 00:11:58,758 of the political system, okay? MEGA hats? 348 00:11:58,862 --> 00:12:01,586 - Yes, yes, make the elderly great again. 349 00:12:01,689 --> 00:12:02,586 - [applauding] - Yes, yes! 350 00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:03,793 - VINNY: We're--we're gonna do it. 351 00:12:03,896 --> 00:12:04,931 - You got to be kidding me. 352 00:12:05,034 --> 00:12:06,482 Come on, and you--you supporting this? 353 00:12:06,586 --> 00:12:07,689 Come on, Mr. Reginald, 354 00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:10,103 you are an educated and intelligent man, 355 00:12:10,206 --> 00:12:11,965 please don't fall for these empty promises. 356 00:12:12,068 --> 00:12:14,965 - He said he was gonna restore law and order, 357 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:18,137 and get rid of them hooligans who are playing that loud music 358 00:12:18,241 --> 00:12:20,586 into their boom boxes through their headphones. 359 00:12:20,689 --> 00:12:22,034 - Get rid of 'em, I'ma do that. 360 00:12:22,137 --> 00:12:23,793 - That just sounds ridiculous, okay? 361 00:12:23,896 --> 00:12:25,413 And Mr. Brown? - Huh? 362 00:12:25,517 --> 00:12:26,448 - [audience laughing] 363 00:12:26,551 --> 00:12:27,793 - You know what, nothing-- 364 00:12:27,896 --> 00:12:30,172 I know--I can see you supporting him, never mind. 365 00:12:30,275 --> 00:12:33,689 - Uh, I'd like to announce, not only am I supporting him, 366 00:12:33,793 --> 00:12:35,448 but I am now his campaign manager. 367 00:12:35,551 --> 00:12:36,827 I'm campaigning. - [chuckling] 368 00:12:36,931 --> 00:12:38,517 - CORA: What? - He's campaigning, baby. 369 00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:40,068 - JEREMY: That's a loss. 370 00:12:40,172 --> 00:12:41,793 - Mr. Brown, you don't know anything 371 00:12:41,896 --> 00:12:44,758 about managing anything. - Oh! 372 00:12:44,862 --> 00:12:45,862 - I have you to know, Cora, 373 00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:47,586 I managed a table at the church bake sale. 374 00:12:47,689 --> 00:12:49,103 - VINNY: Mm-hm. 375 00:12:49,206 --> 00:12:52,241 - CORA: Yeah, and you managed to eat up half of the inventory. 376 00:12:52,344 --> 00:12:53,586 - [audience laughing] 377 00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:56,241 - What, I was taste testing for quality control! 378 00:12:56,344 --> 00:12:57,620 - [audience laughing] 379 00:12:57,724 --> 00:13:01,310 - Vinny is a despicable, self serving-- 380 00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:04,655 - Bigoted, xenophobic-- - Slimy womanizer. 381 00:13:04,758 --> 00:13:06,137 - JEREMY: Mm-hm. 382 00:13:06,241 --> 00:13:08,379 - [laughing] Haters gotta hate, don't they? In your face. 383 00:13:08,482 --> 00:13:09,689 - MR. BROWN: I'd have y'all know, 384 00:13:09,793 --> 00:13:11,689 y'all are not about to attack my candidate. 385 00:13:11,793 --> 00:13:13,965 - Mr. Brown, and you're suppose to be a Christian, 386 00:13:14,068 --> 00:13:15,655 and you gon' go with this man? 387 00:13:15,758 --> 00:13:18,000 - Okay, Cora, first of all, why you judging? 388 00:13:18,103 --> 00:13:19,379 - VINNY: Yes. - CORA: Second of all, 389 00:13:19,482 --> 00:13:20,724 I ain't judging. 390 00:13:20,827 --> 00:13:22,758 - MR. BROWN: Oh, and you, Anaquasha-- 391 00:13:22,862 --> 00:13:25,206 - [gasping] - Her name is Anastasia! 392 00:13:25,310 --> 00:13:26,103 - Whatever it is. 393 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,620 - Brown, that was so rude of you. 394 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:31,172 - Well, Cora, I'm rude then. Make us great. 395 00:13:31,275 --> 00:13:33,586 - You--you guys are getting out of pocket now, okay? 396 00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:35,448 - Oh, what's wrong there Bran Flake, 397 00:13:35,551 --> 00:13:37,482 a little too sensitive and brittle to take a joke? 398 00:13:37,586 --> 00:13:38,586 - [laughing] 399 00:13:38,689 --> 00:13:39,655 - Ain't nothing funny about this. 400 00:13:39,758 --> 00:13:41,275 I'm running to make a real difference. 401 00:13:41,379 --> 00:13:42,862 - That's right, that's right. - [applauding and cheering] 402 00:13:42,965 --> 00:13:44,862 - Unlike you, I'm trying to get the people what they want. 403 00:13:44,965 --> 00:13:46,517 - No, you running on empty promises, 404 00:13:46,620 --> 00:13:49,482 and I'm giving the people what they need and what's realistic. 405 00:13:49,586 --> 00:13:50,379 - Yeah. - That's right, Preacher. 406 00:13:50,482 --> 00:13:51,827 - [applauding] 407 00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,137 - You're working on that, "Sanford and Son," thing, right? 408 00:13:53,241 --> 00:13:54,793 - Yeah, yeah, man, I'm-- - We're looking into it, man-- 409 00:13:54,896 --> 00:13:56,241 - We're trying, man. - I gotcha, I gotcha. 410 00:13:56,344 --> 00:13:59,379 - I think he's afraid of a little competition. 411 00:13:59,482 --> 00:14:03,068 Afraid that Vinny might kick his hind parts at the poll. 412 00:14:03,172 --> 00:14:05,586 - JEREMY: Uh, I'm not afraid of anything. 413 00:14:05,689 --> 00:14:08,413 - [coughing] But pit bulls. 414 00:14:08,517 --> 00:14:10,241 - Hey, hey, what happened to our little circle of trust? 415 00:14:10,344 --> 00:14:11,344 - Oh [mumbling]! 416 00:14:11,448 --> 00:14:12,896 - VINNY: Okay, okay, if that's the case, 417 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:18,310 I'd like to challenge you to a debate, Mano et Mano! 418 00:14:18,413 --> 00:14:20,172 - Uh-uh, don't challenge him to no Mano et Mano. 419 00:14:20,275 --> 00:14:21,241 - VINNY: Don't do that? Okay. 420 00:14:21,344 --> 00:14:22,586 - No, y'all challenge man to man. 421 00:14:22,689 --> 00:14:24,758 - Man to man, man to man. 422 00:14:24,862 --> 00:14:26,931 - It's the same thing, idiot! 423 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:29,862 - CORA: Yeah. - Mano et Mano means man to man. 424 00:14:29,965 --> 00:14:31,275 - VINNY: Yeah. - UNISON: We knew that. 425 00:14:31,379 --> 00:14:32,758 - JEREMY: Yeah, yeah, and guess what, 426 00:14:32,862 --> 00:14:34,965 challenge accepted. - CORA: Yeah! 427 00:14:35,068 --> 00:14:36,000 - [cheering and applauding] 428 00:14:36,103 --> 00:14:38,206 - Fine. - Yeah, yes, that's it. 429 00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:39,241 - Fine! - Fine! 430 00:14:39,344 --> 00:14:40,724 - Well, fine then! - Well, fine then! 431 00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:42,241 - Well, we're fine then. - Hold, hold, hold on now! 432 00:14:42,344 --> 00:14:44,862 Save a little something for the debate. 433 00:14:44,965 --> 00:14:47,827 - MR. BROWN: [chanting] Lock him up, lock him up! 434 00:14:47,931 --> 00:14:49,448 - BOTH: [chanting] Lock him up, lock him up! 435 00:14:49,551 --> 00:14:52,724 - ♪ 436 00:14:52,827 --> 00:14:55,344 - Hey, baby. 437 00:14:55,448 --> 00:14:58,172 What's wrong? 438 00:14:58,275 --> 00:15:00,758 [sighs] Is that a picture of you, 439 00:15:00,862 --> 00:15:03,551 edited on the body of a bird? 440 00:15:03,655 --> 00:15:05,413 - Yep, read the caption. 441 00:15:05,517 --> 00:15:09,310 - A vote for Sandra is a vote for a bird. 442 00:15:09,413 --> 00:15:12,551 Don't vote for a bird, vote for Brianna. 443 00:15:12,655 --> 00:15:15,172 I don't get it, birds are cute. She tryna say you cute? 444 00:15:15,275 --> 00:15:18,103 - No, mom, she's not. She's calling me dumb and ditzy. 445 00:15:18,206 --> 00:15:20,103 - Well, why would she do that? - Because she's evil, 446 00:15:20,206 --> 00:15:21,793 and she's fighting dirty with memes. 447 00:15:21,896 --> 00:15:23,000 - LEAH: [sighs] 448 00:15:23,103 --> 00:15:24,448 - You know, I should go make one about her. 449 00:15:24,551 --> 00:15:25,896 What's a dirty word that rhymes with Brianna? 450 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,068 - No, no, no, no, 451 00:15:27,172 --> 00:15:29,000 we are not stooping to her level. 452 00:15:29,103 --> 00:15:31,275 - [scoffs] But, mom, everyone's seen this. 453 00:15:31,379 --> 00:15:32,862 We're suppose to deliver our campaign speeches 454 00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:34,413 in front of the entire school tomorrow. 455 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:35,827 - That's perfect, 456 00:15:35,931 --> 00:15:38,310 they get to see exactly who you are, the real you. 457 00:15:38,413 --> 00:15:41,000 - All they'll be seeing is that meme. I mean, 458 00:15:41,103 --> 00:15:43,482 I might has well be up there clucking, chirping, and mooing, 459 00:15:43,586 --> 00:15:44,758 or whatever. 460 00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:47,827 - If they can't see that you are a smart, 461 00:15:47,931 --> 00:15:49,862 compassionate young lady 462 00:15:49,965 --> 00:15:52,620 with great ideas, then that's on them. 463 00:15:52,724 --> 00:15:53,827 Plus, what did Michelle Obama say, 464 00:15:53,931 --> 00:15:56,275 "When they go low, you go high." - I guess. 465 00:15:56,379 --> 00:15:59,655 - See, we ain't gon' be doing no guessing game either. 466 00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:03,000 Let me hear you say it. - When they go low, I go high. 467 00:16:03,103 --> 00:16:05,689 - Mm, when they go what, you go what? 468 00:16:05,793 --> 00:16:06,931 - When they go low, I go high. 469 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:08,379 - LEAH: When they go what, you go what? 470 00:16:08,482 --> 00:16:11,724 - When they go low, I go high! - That's right, baby. 471 00:16:11,827 --> 00:16:13,517 You feel a little better? - Yeah. 472 00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:14,827 - LEAH: Mm, okay, good. 473 00:16:14,931 --> 00:16:18,000 You do know that birds don't moo, right? 474 00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:19,862 - Of course, mom, I was just naming stuff. 475 00:16:19,965 --> 00:16:21,517 - LEAH: Okay, I just had to make sure 476 00:16:21,620 --> 00:16:23,137 I didn't fail as a parent. 477 00:16:23,241 --> 00:16:24,620 And you know your animal sounds [laughing]. 478 00:16:24,724 --> 00:16:26,275 - ♪ 479 00:16:26,379 --> 00:16:28,689 - Thank you for joining us this evening. 480 00:16:28,793 --> 00:16:31,793 We are going to have a civil debate. 481 00:16:31,896 --> 00:16:33,827 It's gonna be respectful, 482 00:16:33,931 --> 00:16:36,103 and we are not going to talk over each other. 483 00:16:36,206 --> 00:16:39,000 - You look beautiful, baby. - Thank you, baby. 484 00:16:39,103 --> 00:16:41,034 - JEREMY: Isn't she cute? - Objection in the court. 485 00:16:41,137 --> 00:16:42,758 - Thank you. - LEAH: Okay. 486 00:16:42,862 --> 00:16:45,275 Eh, let's refocus, right, alright? 487 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:49,000 The first question for the evening is 488 00:16:49,103 --> 00:16:50,379 why should we vote for you? 489 00:16:50,482 --> 00:16:53,724 - [cross talking] 490 00:16:53,827 --> 00:16:55,172 - Well, you an old man. 491 00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:57,344 - Hello, gentlemen! - Y'all don't even have hats. 492 00:16:57,448 --> 00:17:00,310 - Flag! - You don't have a hat. 493 00:17:00,413 --> 00:17:02,517 - LEAH: I need a mute button. - Why he ain't got no hats? 494 00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:06,758 - Okay, listen, the floor is for you, Vincent. 495 00:17:06,862 --> 00:17:09,724 - You damn right it's mine. - What? 496 00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:11,689 - Okay, Christian, I'm a Christian. 497 00:17:11,793 --> 00:17:13,965 You know, well, you know, I just want everybody to know 498 00:17:14,068 --> 00:17:17,551 that a vote for me means you will not get evicted. 499 00:17:17,655 --> 00:17:18,517 - MR. BROWN: Whoa! 500 00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:21,896 [applauding] 501 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,275 - JEREMY: Now, I would like to say 502 00:17:23,379 --> 00:17:26,379 that my opponent is a bully and a criminal. 503 00:17:26,482 --> 00:17:27,379 - He is, he is. 504 00:17:27,482 --> 00:17:29,758 - He cares so little about the law, 505 00:17:29,862 --> 00:17:32,241 that he was growing weed in the backyard. 506 00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:34,689 - Yes, he was, I'm a witness! - VINNY: Allegedly. 507 00:17:34,793 --> 00:17:35,724 - Allegedly. - Allegedly. 508 00:17:35,827 --> 00:17:37,620 - [audience laughing] - Uh. 509 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,896 - Okay, listen, there's good and bad people on both sides, 510 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,896 there really is. - On this side, we're good. 511 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,482 - JEREMY: Alright. - [audience laughing] 512 00:17:44,586 --> 00:17:45,896 - Now, I would like to remind everybody 513 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,241 that when I got here at Pleasant Days, 514 00:17:47,344 --> 00:17:49,655 my opponent, he had this place looking like a mess. 515 00:17:49,758 --> 00:17:50,724 - He sure did. - Woo! 516 00:17:50,827 --> 00:17:52,275 - You right. - It was in shambles. 517 00:17:52,379 --> 00:17:54,758 - Yes, it was! - Yeah, and guess what I did, 518 00:17:54,862 --> 00:17:56,896 I came through, and I cleaned it up. 519 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,896 - Yeah, we did, oh, yes, we did! - [applauding] 520 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,172 - Just like I'm gonna clean up the community. 521 00:18:00,275 --> 00:18:01,275 - [cheering and applauding] 522 00:18:01,379 --> 00:18:03,310 - Yes, you gon' clean it up! - Yeah. 523 00:18:03,413 --> 00:18:06,137 - That's my husband, you better tell the people. 524 00:18:06,241 --> 00:18:08,137 - CORA: Yeah! - I'd like a sidebar. 525 00:18:08,241 --> 00:18:09,724 - CORA: Ain't no sidebar. - Order in the court! 526 00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:11,103 - VINNY: Order in the court! 527 00:18:11,206 --> 00:18:14,379 - We said we were gonna be civil and respectful, right? 528 00:18:14,482 --> 00:18:16,068 - Alright, alright, enough of this, okay? 529 00:18:16,172 --> 00:18:18,172 This is just one, big attention grab. 530 00:18:18,275 --> 00:18:19,379 - CORA: That's right. 531 00:18:19,482 --> 00:18:21,482 - Your own family member tryna run against you, 532 00:18:21,586 --> 00:18:22,758 this is ridiculous. 533 00:18:22,862 --> 00:18:24,551 - Well, you know, maybe if you act like I matter, 534 00:18:24,655 --> 00:18:25,655 I wouldn't have to do this 535 00:18:25,758 --> 00:18:28,241 to get some attention around here, man. 536 00:18:28,344 --> 00:18:32,068 - Okay, alright, so I'm gonna call this debate. 537 00:18:32,172 --> 00:18:35,862 Um, because clearly you two need to talk. 538 00:18:35,965 --> 00:18:37,275 - I don't wanna talk to him. 539 00:18:37,379 --> 00:18:39,275 - I need everybody to clear the room. 540 00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:41,137 - Well, what we-we--we just tryna get-- 541 00:18:41,241 --> 00:18:43,206 - I need everybody to clear the room! 542 00:18:43,310 --> 00:18:44,827 - CORA: Well, we -- - Thank you very much. 543 00:18:44,931 --> 00:18:46,206 - MR. BROWN: You got hood quick. - Yeah. 544 00:18:46,310 --> 00:18:47,551 - MR. BROWN: You can't even run for office 545 00:18:47,655 --> 00:18:49,206 if you been to prisoner. - That's right. 546 00:18:49,310 --> 00:18:51,620 - [audience laughing] 547 00:18:51,724 --> 00:18:54,724 - So, that's what this is about? 548 00:18:54,827 --> 00:18:56,172 You don't think you matter? 549 00:18:56,275 --> 00:18:58,586 I always listen to you, when you're being serious. 550 00:18:58,689 --> 00:19:00,517 - I know sometime you think I'm a crazy old man, 551 00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:03,965 and I don't have value, but, you know... 552 00:19:04,068 --> 00:19:05,379 - I do believe you have value, 553 00:19:05,482 --> 00:19:09,793 and I actually think you are a smart man, you know. 554 00:19:09,896 --> 00:19:14,931 You got a little bit of wisdom underneath all that gruffness. 555 00:19:15,034 --> 00:19:16,620 - [audience laughing] 556 00:19:16,724 --> 00:19:19,000 - Your mama has gruffness. Okay, that one, that--that-- 557 00:19:19,103 --> 00:19:20,034 - See? - That just came out. 558 00:19:20,137 --> 00:19:21,241 - See, that--that's what I mean. 559 00:19:21,344 --> 00:19:22,689 - Force of habit, force of habit. 560 00:19:22,793 --> 00:19:23,862 - You just can't be serious, man. 561 00:19:23,965 --> 00:19:25,620 - Alright, okay. - I can admit, 562 00:19:25,724 --> 00:19:29,000 maybe I put alot of time into trying to figure out 563 00:19:29,103 --> 00:19:30,482 what the community needed, 564 00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:33,137 instead of just seeing what you needed. 565 00:19:33,241 --> 00:19:35,206 Taking care of what I had right here at home. 566 00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:37,931 - Okay. - And I'm--I'm sorry for that. 567 00:19:38,034 --> 00:19:40,034 - Okay, I--I--I accept your apology, 568 00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:42,689 but, uh, you bet not try to hug me. 569 00:19:42,793 --> 00:19:43,896 - [audience laughing] 570 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,689 - Man, please. - [laughing] 571 00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:46,896 - ♪ 572 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,482 - I told you not to hug me [laughing]. 573 00:19:48,586 --> 00:19:53,034 - I love you, man. - I love you, too. 574 00:19:53,137 --> 00:19:54,379 - You're home from school late. 575 00:19:54,482 --> 00:19:56,517 - I had to stay for my first student council meeting! 576 00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:58,551 - Ah! Oh my god, you won! 577 00:20:01,068 --> 00:20:02,931 - Alright, alright, it's just student council. 578 00:20:03,034 --> 00:20:04,103 - Whatever! - Nah, I'm just kidding. 579 00:20:04,206 --> 00:20:07,275 Yeah, give my hug [growls]. Good work. 580 00:20:07,379 --> 00:20:08,344 - Yes. - Mom, your advice worked. 581 00:20:08,448 --> 00:20:09,793 When they go low, you go high. 582 00:20:09,896 --> 00:20:11,137 I got up in front of the whole school, 583 00:20:11,241 --> 00:20:13,275 and I said, [clears throat], 584 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:16,206 "My opponent posted a picture of me looking like a bird, 585 00:20:16,310 --> 00:20:18,827 aren't you tired of internet shaming and cyber bullying? 586 00:20:18,931 --> 00:20:21,206 Is this who we want to serve on our student council? 587 00:20:21,310 --> 00:20:24,275 Vote for Sandra, we take the high road." 588 00:20:24,379 --> 00:20:25,344 - Yes! 589 00:20:25,448 --> 00:20:27,896 Oh my goodness, I'm so proud of you. 590 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,448 Yes, baby [laughing]. 591 00:20:30,551 --> 00:20:31,793 - You got that line from Michelle. 592 00:20:31,896 --> 00:20:33,689 - Y'all stop being nasty on the couch, turn on the TV, 593 00:20:33,793 --> 00:20:36,482 they about to give the results. - Okay, okay, okay. 594 00:20:36,586 --> 00:20:40,310 - May the best man win. - Yeah, may the best man win. 595 00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:41,793 - FEMALE NEWS ANCHOR: It was a tight race 596 00:20:41,896 --> 00:20:42,862 between local businessman 597 00:20:42,965 --> 00:20:44,793 and family members, Vinny Washington, 598 00:20:44,896 --> 00:20:46,965 and his grandson, Jeremy Washington. 599 00:20:47,068 --> 00:20:48,482 But in a surprising twist, 600 00:20:48,586 --> 00:20:51,103 a last minute write-in was added to the ballet, 601 00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:53,068 and Councilman Kirkland has re-emerged, 602 00:20:53,172 --> 00:20:54,586 and reclaimed his seat. 603 00:20:54,689 --> 00:20:56,724 - [scoffs] - I be damn! 604 00:20:56,827 --> 00:20:59,068 I knew I should've spent money on those ab implants 605 00:20:59,172 --> 00:21:00,965 instead of them stupid ass hats. 606 00:21:01,068 --> 00:21:01,931 - [audience laughing] 607 00:21:02,034 --> 00:21:04,206 - [laughing] 608 00:21:31,793 --> 00:21:42,689 - ♪