1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:34,001 --> 00:00:35,503 So this is it? 4 00:00:37,405 --> 00:00:38,339 Yeah, this is it. 5 00:00:39,673 --> 00:00:40,474 Meh. 6 00:00:42,110 --> 00:00:43,577 Sweetie, you know how important this is to your father. 7 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:45,413 Can you just try to give it a chance? 8 00:00:45,413 --> 00:00:46,614 The roof needs work. 9 00:00:46,614 --> 00:00:48,149 Well, you're here for the summer 10 00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:50,451 so you can help me fix it or you can deal with it. 11 00:00:51,752 --> 00:00:52,920 There's no service here. 12 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:54,455 I'm going to plant a garden. 13 00:00:54,455 --> 00:00:56,157 Why would you buy a house where there's no cell service? 14 00:00:56,157 --> 00:00:58,792 There is cell service in a room upstairs. 15 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:01,295 You just have to lean out the window a little bit. 16 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:02,496 I guess that's my room then. 17 00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:03,664 Great. 18 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:04,798 It's the bathroom. 19 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:07,034 Am I being punished for something? 20 00:01:07,034 --> 00:01:07,968 Haven't been here 10 minutes 21 00:01:07,968 --> 00:01:09,403 and you're already complaining. 22 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:10,804 Just give it a rest, please. 23 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:13,040 Fine. 24 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:13,874 Keys? 25 00:01:20,047 --> 00:01:21,615 Hello? 26 00:01:21,615 --> 00:01:23,251 Spence. 27 00:01:23,251 --> 00:01:24,218 Spencer. 28 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:26,554 She's going to need internet. 29 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:28,522 Thought we agreed we wouldn't let her grow up 30 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:29,823 in front of a screen. 31 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:31,159 We did, and then she did it anyway 32 00:01:31,159 --> 00:01:33,461 because that's what teenagers do. 33 00:01:33,461 --> 00:01:34,628 Come on. 34 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:36,597 We just need a little bit of internet. 35 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:40,801 Love you. 36 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:43,504 Are you the Colemans? 37 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:44,872 That's us, yeah. 38 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:46,340 I'll show you where things go. 39 00:01:56,750 --> 00:02:00,087 Are advising it is unethical and it is downright- 40 00:02:00,087 --> 00:02:03,324 NASA is abuzz today over a recent discovery that- 41 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:15,135 * 24 seven, I'm connected 42 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:18,839 * Text message, phone call, it's life or death * 43 00:02:18,839 --> 00:02:20,774 * Anyone I care about 44 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:24,077 * All my friends know exactly where to find me * 45 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:26,480 * When the world ends 46 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,949 * I want a simple life 47 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:30,518 * A simple life for me 48 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:32,886 * I want a simple life 49 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:34,688 * 'Cause I wanna be free 50 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:36,890 * I want a simple life 51 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:41,895 * A simple life for me, yeah 52 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:46,934 * So stop looking at the screen so we can talk * 53 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,838 * Hold my hand, we're gonna go for a walk * 54 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:54,442 * I know a place the sun shines through the trees * 55 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:58,546 * I'd love to lay you down and kiss you in the leaves * 56 00:02:58,546 --> 00:03:00,948 * I want a simple life 57 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:02,416 * A simple life for me 58 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:04,852 * I want a simple life 59 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,620 * 'Cause I wanna be free 60 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:08,989 * I want a simple life 61 00:03:08,989 --> 00:03:13,093 * A simple life for me 62 00:03:13,093 --> 00:03:15,062 * Oh yeah 63 00:03:15,062 --> 00:03:20,067 * I don't wanna go to heaven with anyone but you * 64 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:26,006 * We shouldn't have to work this hard * 65 00:03:26,006 --> 00:03:30,378 * We can play by our own rules 66 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:33,046 * Yeah, yeah, yeah 67 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,815 * I want a simple life 68 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:36,584 * A simple life for me 69 00:03:36,584 --> 00:03:38,952 * I want a simple life 70 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:40,654 * 'Cause I wanna be free 71 00:03:40,654 --> 00:03:42,990 * I want a simple life 72 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:44,258 * A simple life for me 73 00:03:44,258 --> 00:03:45,326 That was Love, Lies, and Fiction 74 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:46,827 with "Simple Life." 75 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:49,096 And I'm Leslie Ann with your morning mix, good morning. 76 00:03:49,096 --> 00:03:51,465 What a beautiful day in downtown Oneonta. 77 00:03:51,465 --> 00:03:53,434 Plenty of sunshine on tap. 78 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:55,669 She's still on the radio. 79 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:57,104 This place never changes. 80 00:04:04,211 --> 00:04:05,779 Hello, sir. 81 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:07,214 Internet Store? 82 00:04:07,214 --> 00:04:09,517 Oh, we had a bunch of complaints about our service. 83 00:04:09,517 --> 00:04:12,320 So instead of fixing anything, we just rebranded. 84 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:17,124 Well, I'm here for some internet. 85 00:04:17,124 --> 00:04:19,427 Oh, you've come to the right place. 86 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:20,661 Transfer or new account? 87 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:22,262 A new account. 88 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,196 It's not for me though. 89 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:25,032 It's actually for my daughter, 90 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:28,502 but I'm paying, so I guess it's for me. 91 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:30,571 Well, you can't ignore technology. 92 00:04:30,571 --> 00:04:31,605 Adapt or die. 93 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,174 What's the new address? 94 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:38,011 113 Herrick Hill Road. 95 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:41,649 Oh no. 96 00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:44,852 Oh no, this isn't good at all. 97 00:04:44,852 --> 00:04:48,255 Sir, you can't get internet. 98 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:49,857 Like not even a little bit? 99 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:52,092 Nope, you're right outside our service area. 100 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:53,661 You know, we could run a line to your house, 101 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:54,962 which would cost... 102 00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:59,700 $33,412. 103 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:01,769 Son of a bitch. 104 00:05:01,769 --> 00:05:03,070 Will you be paying cash or card? 105 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:05,373 No, I'm not gonna... 106 00:05:05,373 --> 00:05:07,174 There's gotta be some kind of other option. 107 00:05:07,174 --> 00:05:09,176 We do offer a payment plan. 108 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:12,045 No, I mean like a satellite or whatever. 109 00:05:16,283 --> 00:05:18,519 It seems like the dishes can't get a signal there either. 110 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:19,353 Weird. 111 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:22,390 Figures. 112 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:23,724 What are you going to do? 113 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:29,863 C'mon, Lynn. 114 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:32,933 Hey. 115 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:34,535 Hey, there you are. 116 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:36,203 Sorry, I had to run upstairs. 117 00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:38,005 The service is great up here. 118 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:39,440 How'd it go? 119 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:40,774 Oh, bad news. 120 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:42,476 Can't get internet. 121 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:44,077 Not even a little bit? 122 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:45,245 Nope. 123 00:05:45,245 --> 00:05:46,514 We're outside the service area 124 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:48,882 and satellites won't work either. 125 00:05:48,882 --> 00:05:51,819 So, how do we tell Zoe? 126 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,688 Damn it! 127 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,557 He couldn't buy a house with working light bulbs? 128 00:05:58,325 --> 00:06:00,728 She would like for you to buy some light bulbs. 129 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:11,672 Hey, excuse me. 130 00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:12,706 Can you tell me... 131 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,043 Kenny. 132 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:16,944 Spence! 133 00:06:17,845 --> 00:06:19,780 Oh, so you did move back. 134 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:21,248 How do you know that? 135 00:06:21,248 --> 00:06:23,150 Oh, you know, small town. 136 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:24,084 Right. 137 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:25,385 So how's your pops doing? 138 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:28,121 Oh, passed away a few years back. 139 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:29,356 Yeah. 140 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:31,559 Left me the store, so I'm running things now. 141 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:32,392 I'm sorry to hear that. 142 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:33,894 Yeah, it's all right. 143 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,395 Tell me about these smart bulbs. 144 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,364 Oh man, listen, those are super cool, man. 145 00:06:37,364 --> 00:06:38,732 Everybody's buying these things now. 146 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,000 Check this out. 147 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,101 You can turn them on and off with an app. 148 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:42,035 Yeah. 149 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:43,937 You can even change the color. 150 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:45,372 Do you want to get some of those or? 151 00:06:45,372 --> 00:06:48,175 No, no, I'll just stick with the dumb bulbs. 152 00:06:48,175 --> 00:06:49,176 Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, cool. 153 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:51,211 Hey, so where's the new house? 154 00:06:51,211 --> 00:06:52,145 Outskirts of town. 155 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:54,381 Yeah, a couple of miles out. 156 00:06:54,381 --> 00:06:55,949 - Oh, cool, cool. - Yeah. 157 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:56,784 Well, thanks. 158 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:58,486 Oh, no problem, man. 159 00:06:58,486 --> 00:07:00,020 You know, I don't need a bag. 160 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:00,821 Oh, I got you. 161 00:07:02,456 --> 00:07:04,057 All right. 162 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:04,892 Here you go. 163 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:07,928 So how about yourself? 164 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:11,465 Do you have family in town or? 165 00:07:11,465 --> 00:07:12,432 Nah, nah. 166 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:14,234 Just a store. 167 00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:16,504 Yeah. 168 00:07:17,905 --> 00:07:19,372 Big news day, huh? 169 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:20,641 Oh, you didn't hear? 170 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:23,110 Man, NASA is making some huge announcement. 171 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,513 Yeah, they've been talking about it all day. 172 00:07:25,513 --> 00:07:26,647 NASA? 173 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:27,848 That's a bunch of bullshit. 174 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:28,849 You guys know the earth is flat, right? 175 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:31,652 I'm not going to say aliens but- 176 00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:33,386 The less I know about the outside world, the better. 177 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:34,622 I hear you, man. 178 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:35,756 Hey, listen. 179 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:36,557 We should get together or something. 180 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:37,357 You know, grab a beer. 181 00:07:37,357 --> 00:07:38,158 Yeah, sometime. 182 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:39,359 I got to get back to... 183 00:07:39,359 --> 00:07:41,261 Let me get my number for you here. 184 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:43,163 You know, I just have so much to do. 185 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:44,197 Oh, no, no, one second. 186 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:45,833 Let me, let me find a pen. 187 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:46,967 You don't have to do that. 188 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,435 No, it's no problem. 189 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:49,236 I should probably get going, a lot of work to do. 190 00:07:49,236 --> 00:07:50,037 Oh, here we go. 191 00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:52,773 Ah, hold on a second. 192 00:07:52,773 --> 00:07:53,907 Let me see here. 193 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:54,942 There we go. 194 00:07:54,942 --> 00:07:55,776 That's my cell. 195 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,345 Great. 196 00:07:58,345 --> 00:07:59,913 All right, thanks. 197 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:02,415 Hey, man, good seeing you. 198 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:03,551 - Have a good day. - You too. 199 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:09,222 And it looks like NASA is about ready 200 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:10,390 to go live. 201 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:12,793 We're gonna switch over to them right now. 202 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:14,695 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your time. 203 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:16,463 A little over eight hours ago, 204 00:08:16,463 --> 00:08:19,533 a near earth object or NEO was spotted 205 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:21,201 by one of our telescopes. 206 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:22,570 It was not detected earlier 207 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:25,873 due to its trajectory originating from behind the sun. 208 00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:29,242 According to our admittedly early calculations, 209 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:32,479 we predict that an asteroid will strike somewhere 210 00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:34,915 within the continental United States 211 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:37,517 within the next 72 hours. 212 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:40,788 We will have more information about its exact impact point 213 00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:44,091 in the near future, but we are now going to open up- 214 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:47,260 Come on, now? 215 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:48,962 I'm sure everything's going to be fine. 216 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:50,964 We're in the middle of nowhere in upstate New York. 217 00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:52,566 Everything is not going to be fine, Mom. 218 00:08:52,566 --> 00:08:54,602 Even if it hits in the middle of Idaho, 219 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:56,103 it could start a chain reaction. 220 00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:58,438 Supply chains breaking down, power grids overloading, 221 00:08:58,438 --> 00:09:00,507 not to even mention the environmental impact. 222 00:09:00,507 --> 00:09:02,075 Sweetie. 223 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:04,612 Humans have been facing adversity since the dawn of time. 224 00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:06,213 And no matter what comes our way, 225 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:09,116 we always find a way to figure it out. 226 00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:10,550 Tell that to the dinosaurs. 227 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:17,825 Hi, this is Tom Simmons calling from News One. 228 00:09:17,825 --> 00:09:19,693 How big is this asteroid? 229 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:21,428 Our current calculations put it 230 00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:23,196 at 50 meters across, 231 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:25,599 burning down to approximately five meters 232 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:27,768 once it gets through the atmosphere. 233 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:31,571 While small, it can still do significant damage. 234 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:32,405 Hey. 235 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:34,074 Hey. 236 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:41,514 Excuse me? 237 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:43,483 Hey. 238 00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:45,318 Hello? 239 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,155 Excuse me. 240 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:53,293 Hey. 241 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:06,573 It's going to hit your house. 242 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,209 Come again? 243 00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:11,712 The asteroid. 244 00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:15,215 No, they said they don't even know 245 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:16,650 where it's going to hit. 246 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:21,354 Trust me, they know exactly where it's going to hit. 247 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:22,522 And when. 248 00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:26,093 They just don't want to start a panic. 249 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:28,195 Yet. 250 00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:30,664 Okay. 251 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:31,498 Who are you? 252 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:34,001 Wilson. 253 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:35,002 I live right up the road. 254 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,904 Saw you guys moving in earlier. 255 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:42,009 I figured I'd come down, say hey. 256 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:47,314 Spencer. 257 00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:49,416 Just bought the place. 258 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:52,552 I hope you kept the receipt. 259 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:56,857 Go. 260 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:00,794 Off my property. 261 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,970 Sweetie, we have to be optimistic. 262 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:11,204 Please stop calling me sweetie. 263 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:12,740 I'm not a kid anymore. 264 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:15,809 And you can't just optimism your way through everything. 265 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:21,348 No internet? 266 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:22,816 Nope. 267 00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:23,650 Not yet. 268 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,553 Great. 269 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:27,487 Just great. 270 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:29,823 Did you get some light bulbs? 271 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:31,324 There you go. 272 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:32,159 There you go. 273 00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:41,101 You're welcome. 274 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:46,006 So, thoughts? 275 00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:49,009 Thoughts about what? 276 00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:49,843 The asteroid? 277 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:56,683 I really don't think it's anything we have to worry about. 278 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:58,718 It's probably going to hit in Idaho or something. 279 00:11:58,718 --> 00:11:59,753 It's not our problem. 280 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:05,725 You guys gonna feed me tonight or am I just gonna starve? 281 00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:10,563 She's right. 282 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,100 We don't have any food in the house. 283 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,734 Yeah. 284 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:15,903 Okay. 285 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,170 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 286 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,839 It's okay, you don't have to go back out. 287 00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,941 We'll order delivery for dinner 288 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:23,610 and then we can go to Nick's diner for breakfast. 289 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:25,545 It just reopened, right? 290 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:27,047 It'll be fun. 291 00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,782 Perfect, thank you. 292 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:30,417 Big news that's been brewing, folks, 293 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,353 from NASA of all places. 294 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:36,456 An asteroid on its way to Earth. 295 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,958 Not sure where it's gonna hit 296 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:40,693 but of course you can expect that we'll keep you up to date 297 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:41,862 right here on your- 298 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:42,963 Cool place, huh? 299 00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:44,231 - Yeah, it's cute. - Yeah. 300 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,534 How old is this place? 301 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:49,336 Well, it was built about 100 years ago. 302 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,805 It was a popular spot on the railroad. 303 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,541 As long as the food doesn't give me the plague. 304 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:57,677 Well, that was the 1400s, not the 1900s. 305 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,981 Thought you were going to college next year. 306 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:03,383 I must have fallen asleep during plague class. 307 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,619 What? 308 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:07,955 One of these times, you got to order your own fries. 309 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:09,189 You never finish yours. 310 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,859 That's 'cause I know you're gonna eat them. 311 00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:13,493 Oh, that's so sweet. 312 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,197 So you said you ran into one of your old friends 313 00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:18,398 at the hardware store? 314 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:20,000 Lenny? 315 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:20,800 Kenny. 316 00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:25,038 He's an acquaintance, he's definitely not a friend. 317 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,739 Well, maybe you can change that. 318 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,276 No, I don't think so. 319 00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:31,011 What, is he an asshole or something? 320 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:32,479 Zoe. 321 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,647 No, he's just a guy who never left 322 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,317 and I'm too old for new friends. 323 00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,620 What do you want to do today? 324 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,455 We brought two vehicles for a reason. 325 00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,325 I want to work on the house. 326 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,160 Okay, then you do that. 327 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:52,199 Zoe and I will go talk to the phone people, right, Zoe? 328 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:54,467 Interview time. 329 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:55,835 Oh, good luck. 330 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,737 All right, good luck. 331 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:01,341 So close. 332 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:07,680 Remember when she used to give everybody high fives? 333 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,615 When she was two? 334 00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:10,850 She's a teenager. 335 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,119 They do two things, 336 00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:14,287 they mope and hate their parents for having them. 337 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,690 I was hoping we'd skip that phase. 338 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,292 Well, it is a phase, 339 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,895 so the good news is she will grow out of it. 340 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,430 Someday, something will happen 341 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:24,998 that puts it all into perspective. 342 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:27,901 And then she will give you as many high-fives as you want. 343 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,039 Okay, I gotta get outta here. 344 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:32,973 Okay. 345 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:36,209 Good luck at the phone store. 346 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,277 Thank you. 347 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:39,379 I love you back. 348 00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,918 Yeah, so what kind of classes would I be taking 349 00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,286 until I decided my major? 350 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,121 Hey. 351 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:50,890 Oh. 352 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,927 No, I mean, yeah, I guess that's fine. 353 00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:56,696 I just, I dunno, 354 00:14:56,696 --> 00:15:00,133 I thought maybe something more creative than that. 355 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,171 NASA's press conference is going live 356 00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:05,672 in a few hours. 357 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:06,940 Hopefully we're going to learn 358 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,608 where this asteroid is hitting and when. 359 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:13,113 The world has sent their thoughts and prayers to America. 360 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:19,319 Okay, good. 361 00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:35,602 So, how'd your interview go? 362 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,107 It was all right, I guess. 363 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:42,575 You guess? 364 00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,612 I don't know what I want to do with my life. 365 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:48,281 My admissions counselor says photography isn't a job. 366 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,721 I just wanted to have a purpose. 367 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,260 Then again, I should probably pick somewhere to go 368 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,428 so I don't have to stay 369 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:02,729 in the middle of dad's midlife crisis. 370 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,323 Okay. 371 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:45,305 Hello. 372 00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:46,306 Hey, Kenny. 373 00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:47,840 It's Spencer. 374 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,076 Sorry to bother you, 375 00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:51,544 I tried catching you at the hardware store. 376 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,046 Dude, it's Sunday. 377 00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,614 Day of rest. 378 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:57,016 I didn't know you were religious. 379 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:57,817 No, I'm not. 380 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,554 - Okay. - What's going on, man? 381 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:02,755 Well, listen. 382 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:04,657 I was trying to get some painting done today 383 00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,193 and I ran out of primer. 384 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,727 Oh, you need primer? 385 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,496 I can swing by with a few cans. 386 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:10,597 Are you sure? 387 00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:12,065 Oh, yeah, yeah, no problem. 388 00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:14,101 Besides, I wanted to see the new house anyway. 389 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:16,769 Hey, maybe after that we can go grab that beer, huh? 390 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,371 I tell you what, you bring me that primer 391 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,073 and beers are on me. 392 00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,674 My main man. 393 00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:22,742 All right, it's a deal. 394 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:23,576 Deal. 395 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,287 Phone Store. 396 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,189 I hate this town. 397 00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:37,023 Go on. 398 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,693 Hey folks, could you just sign in? 399 00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:43,563 We're the only ones here. 400 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,399 Yes, but we need you to sign in. 401 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,434 You have to be shitting me. 402 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:48,268 Zoe. 403 00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:55,975 I'm not giving you my email. 404 00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,244 We need you in our system. 405 00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:59,246 So you can turn around and sell my information? 406 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,079 No, thanks. 407 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,650 It won't let me proceed without an email address. 408 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,652 It's fine, I'll take care of it. 409 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,891 Okay, we're checked in. 410 00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:12,925 Great. 411 00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:19,332 Lynn Coleman? 412 00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:20,267 That's me. 413 00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:21,501 Great. 414 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:22,702 Chad will see you at the desk. 415 00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:25,938 What's up, guys? 416 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,174 How can we help today? 417 00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:28,107 We just moved here from the city 418 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,809 and I have zero cell service. 419 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,711 Oh, super bummer. 420 00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,346 Let's check out your service area. 421 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,281 What's your address? 422 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:35,848 Oh, 113 Herrick Hill Road? 423 00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:39,319 Oh, bummer. 424 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,188 You guys are in the dead zone. 425 00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:42,955 Just going to have to get a signal booster, 426 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,491 use your phone as a hotspot. 427 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,326 Listen, I have college admissions interviews I have to do. 428 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:47,794 There are shows I want to watch. 429 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,296 Do we have unlimited data? 430 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:52,098 Nah, you probably got limited unlimited. 431 00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:53,065 I'm sorry? 432 00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:54,567 Limited unlimited. 433 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,770 It's essentially unlimited until you hit the limit. 434 00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,572 That's when you get limited. 435 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,174 Why are we paying for unlimited then? 436 00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:03,343 Well, because it's limited unlimited. 437 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:04,477 Listen. 438 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,813 How much for unlimited unlimited? 439 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,147 That's the presidential package. 440 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,249 That's going to be... 441 00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:14,654 $500 a month for the first line, 499 every line after that. 442 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,623 I'm sorry, Zoe, we can't afford that. 443 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,959 Great. 444 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,694 Thanks, Chad. 445 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:24,631 You've been absolutely no help whatsoever. 446 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:25,465 It's okay. 447 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:26,699 We'll figure it out. 448 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,235 Come on. 449 00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:29,068 Hey. 450 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,239 Doing anything later? 451 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,006 Ew. 452 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:40,947 Spence? 453 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:41,781 Yo, up here. 454 00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,450 Hey, primer delivery. 455 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:45,352 Perfect timing. 456 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,353 Hey, man, you wasn't kidding 457 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:48,288 about being on outside of town. 458 00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:50,623 Yeah, just the way I like it. 459 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:51,524 I dig that, man. 460 00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:53,493 Oh. 461 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,663 There you go. 462 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:57,597 Think you could give me a hand with something? 463 00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:58,498 Oh, yeah, sure, what's up? 464 00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:00,199 All right, here we go. 465 00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:04,804 Slide out. 466 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,005 Yeah, there you go. 467 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,174 All right. 468 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:09,108 Thank you. 469 00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:11,110 No problem, no problem. 470 00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:13,813 I got something on my face? 471 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:14,714 No, no. 472 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,115 It's just that usually 473 00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:17,750 when people go through a midlife crisis, 474 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,119 they, you know, buy a Corvette. 475 00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:22,422 Is that what you think this is? 476 00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:23,623 I'm just saying, man, 477 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,492 you never used to shut up about leaving. 478 00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:26,826 Now you bought a house. 479 00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,661 Well, it's more than just a house. 480 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:30,963 It's kind of a long story. 481 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,432 Yeah? 482 00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:35,001 Well, how about you tell me that long story over that beer? 483 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:36,068 All right. 484 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:40,340 - Let's do it. - Let's do it. 485 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,275 Zoe, can you see who that is, please? 486 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,278 It's Dad. 487 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:47,013 Can you pick it up and put it on speaker? 488 00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:48,348 I know how to phone, Mom. 489 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:51,884 Hey, you. 490 00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:52,685 Hey. 491 00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:54,654 Bad news. 492 00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:56,989 We're outside the service area. 493 00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:58,758 I'm starting to see a theme here. 494 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,059 How's Zoe handling it? 495 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:01,961 My life is a nightmare. 496 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:04,196 Oh, Kenny stopped by and I owe him a beer, 497 00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:05,398 so we're going to go downtown, 498 00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:07,667 catch NASA's big announcement. 499 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:08,601 Oh, yay! 500 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,236 You two can bond. 501 00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:12,271 Okay, then we'll just be back at the house. 502 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,540 Got it. 503 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:14,741 I won't be long. 504 00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:15,575 Love you. 505 00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:16,409 I love you back. 506 00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:18,911 Figures. 507 00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:20,146 Perfect signal in town 508 00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:22,415 and the second we get home, it's gone. 509 00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:33,059 Watch this. 510 00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:41,233 See what I just did? 511 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:44,871 You crossed the street? 512 00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:46,339 Yeah. 513 00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:48,908 I didn't have to wait five minutes at the corner to do it. 514 00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:50,610 I found a parking spot, I made a left. 515 00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:51,578 Yeah. 516 00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:53,212 Nothing stopping me today. 517 00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:54,847 Really that bad down there, huh? 518 00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:57,183 Yep. 519 00:21:57,183 --> 00:21:59,586 You know, some people like city life. 520 00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:02,121 One thing I learned, it's not for me, 521 00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:05,024 people living on top of each other, struggling to survive. 522 00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:06,926 Not doing that. 523 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,362 I hear you, man. 524 00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:12,131 I've been here forever and it doesn't really seem 525 00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:14,266 like I'm missing much in the city, you know? 526 00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:16,202 It's always there if I want to see it. 527 00:22:16,202 --> 00:22:18,104 This is a great place to just live. 528 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,577 Yeah. 529 00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:26,078 I think everything's going to be all right. 530 00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:26,913 Yeah. 531 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:43,229 That's one reason to hate small towns. 532 00:22:43,229 --> 00:22:45,765 That's the guy that was on my property. 533 00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:47,500 Really? 534 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,502 You might want to keep him off your property. 535 00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:51,904 What's the backstory there? 536 00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:55,374 I'd rather not get into it. 537 00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:58,411 All right. 538 00:22:58,411 --> 00:23:00,246 Well, he's on his end of the bar, we're on ours. 539 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,950 What'll it be, guys? 540 00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:06,953 Oh, I'll have Ommegang and then whatever this guy wants. 541 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:09,522 Surprise me. 542 00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:11,157 NASA should be starting their press conference 543 00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:12,224 any minute now. 544 00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:16,563 I wonder where this thing's going to hit. 545 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:18,197 Hopefully somewhere nobody lives. 546 00:23:19,365 --> 00:23:20,199 Like Idaho. 547 00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:24,504 In any case, I'm sure we're fine here in Oneonta. 548 00:23:24,504 --> 00:23:25,505 Here you go. 549 00:23:29,108 --> 00:23:31,010 Thanks for the beer. 550 00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:33,079 Well, thanks for the primer. 551 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:33,913 No problem. 552 00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:42,989 So. 553 00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:45,692 So. 554 00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:47,827 Why'd you come back? 555 00:23:52,198 --> 00:23:53,332 I was hoping to be a couple beers deep 556 00:23:53,332 --> 00:23:54,601 before touching that one. 557 00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:58,871 Well, I'm a very impatient man, sir, 558 00:23:58,871 --> 00:24:01,073 so why don't you go ahead and spill it? 559 00:24:06,378 --> 00:24:08,280 You remember back in middle school, 560 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,616 when my mom died? 561 00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:10,517 Yeah, of course. 562 00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:16,155 Me and my dad, we moved down to the city after that. 563 00:24:17,323 --> 00:24:18,891 Then he had to bust his ass twice as hard 564 00:24:18,891 --> 00:24:20,059 just to make ends meet. 565 00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:22,895 But he did it. 566 00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:26,733 You know, worked the same job for 45 years, 567 00:24:26,733 --> 00:24:28,000 built up a nice pension. 568 00:24:29,669 --> 00:24:31,303 And he did it. 569 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,905 Not a lot of people could say that, you know? 570 00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:36,108 Yeah. 571 00:24:36,108 --> 00:24:39,646 Then on that last day, he handed in his hard hat, 572 00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:41,480 got that first retirement check. 573 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:46,519 And as he was driving home, he... 574 00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:51,824 He had a heart attack right behind the wheel. 575 00:24:53,693 --> 00:24:54,994 Crashed into a light pole. 576 00:24:57,063 --> 00:25:02,001 He just died at the scene, check uncashed in his pocket. 577 00:25:06,806 --> 00:25:10,076 And as I was watching him getting lowered into the ground, 578 00:25:10,076 --> 00:25:11,043 I made a promise. 579 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:13,946 I wasn't gonna go out like that. 580 00:25:15,481 --> 00:25:18,384 I was gonna find a way to provide for my family 581 00:25:19,786 --> 00:25:22,188 and enjoy what little time I have on this planet, 582 00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:25,324 not spend my whole life working 583 00:25:26,726 --> 00:25:29,228 just to die on the day that things finally work out. 584 00:25:32,732 --> 00:25:34,000 Put a stake in the ground 585 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:37,269 and I'm going to provide for my family. 586 00:25:39,772 --> 00:25:41,107 That's what I'm doing here. 587 00:25:45,945 --> 00:25:46,813 Damn, man. 588 00:25:48,514 --> 00:25:50,316 I wish I was a couple of beers deep. 589 00:25:52,418 --> 00:25:53,319 You asked. 590 00:25:55,922 --> 00:25:58,524 Three people are killed and one is in critical condition 591 00:25:58,524 --> 00:26:01,961 after a gender reveal party gone horribly wrong. 592 00:26:01,961 --> 00:26:03,162 Hold on a second, folks. 593 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:05,564 We're getting word from NASA. 594 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:06,532 Switching over. 595 00:26:07,867 --> 00:26:09,769 Gentlemen, thank you for tuning in. 596 00:26:09,769 --> 00:26:13,272 We have narrowed down an almost precise point of impact 597 00:26:13,272 --> 00:26:16,909 for the asteroid that is headed towards the United States. 598 00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:18,811 The asteroid is currently on track 599 00:26:18,811 --> 00:26:21,513 to collide within 48 hours. 600 00:26:21,513 --> 00:26:23,716 And the point of impact will be... 601 00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:26,786 Oneonta, New York. 602 00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:28,788 We'll have more information as it develops 603 00:26:28,788 --> 00:26:31,290 and our thoughts and prayers are with the citizens 604 00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:32,258 of Oneonta. 605 00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:35,928 You have to be shitting me. 606 00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:36,929 Right? 607 00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:38,798 It's not that hard to pronounce. 608 00:26:38,798 --> 00:26:40,332 It's Oneonta. 609 00:26:42,001 --> 00:26:42,835 Yes! 610 00:26:44,003 --> 00:26:46,038 Are you insane? 611 00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:47,539 Dude, you don't understand. 612 00:26:47,539 --> 00:26:50,576 Listen, whenever there's a crisis, people shop like maniacs. 613 00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:56,015 I gotta get back to the store. 614 00:26:56,015 --> 00:26:58,117 Clear out my inventory. 615 00:26:58,117 --> 00:26:59,719 We'll catch up soon, all right? 616 00:26:59,719 --> 00:27:01,153 You're taking this extremely well. 617 00:27:01,153 --> 00:27:02,855 Oh no, no, no, no. 618 00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:03,690 It'll be fine. 619 00:27:06,525 --> 00:27:07,593 See you, man. 620 00:27:22,942 --> 00:27:23,976 Okay, I'll bite. 621 00:27:25,444 --> 00:27:26,478 Tell me everything. 622 00:27:27,780 --> 00:27:28,614 Not here. 623 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:32,685 Can I get a ride? 624 00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:34,987 Come on, let's go. 625 00:27:56,642 --> 00:27:59,645 Time to get the hell out of Dodge. 626 00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:03,883 Mom, what are we going to do? 627 00:28:03,883 --> 00:28:07,519 I don't know, but we are on the outskirts of town. 628 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:10,056 Maybe it'll hit more towards the center of town. 629 00:28:10,056 --> 00:28:10,990 That doesn't matter. 630 00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:12,491 It could hit... 631 00:28:12,491 --> 00:28:13,926 What's the name of that stupid town? 632 00:28:13,926 --> 00:28:15,461 The one with the Baseball Hall of Fame? 633 00:28:15,461 --> 00:28:16,262 Cooperstown? 634 00:28:16,262 --> 00:28:17,730 Cooperstown. 635 00:28:17,730 --> 00:28:19,698 It could hit Cooperstown and that's still too close. 636 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,700 I'm going to go try to call your father. 637 00:28:23,970 --> 00:28:26,005 All right, talk to me. 638 00:28:26,005 --> 00:28:27,506 I told you. 639 00:28:27,506 --> 00:28:29,708 They've known where it was going to hit since day one. 640 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:30,843 How? 641 00:28:30,843 --> 00:28:31,944 How did you know that? 642 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:35,181 I've got people. 643 00:28:36,248 --> 00:28:37,249 Oh my god. 644 00:28:37,249 --> 00:28:38,084 Come on. 645 00:28:39,518 --> 00:28:40,887 Zoe, is this really a good time to be on your phone? 646 00:28:40,887 --> 00:28:41,888 I'm researching. 647 00:28:42,755 --> 00:28:44,490 Okay, so your people? 648 00:28:44,490 --> 00:28:47,526 Let's just say they know things 649 00:28:47,526 --> 00:28:49,528 before the general public is allowed to. 650 00:28:50,897 --> 00:28:54,901 Whenever there's chatter about something, they hear it. 651 00:28:54,901 --> 00:28:56,836 A major impact event releases the energy 652 00:28:56,836 --> 00:29:00,406 of several million nuclear weapons detonating simultaneously 653 00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:03,042 when an asteroid only a few kilometers in diameter collides 654 00:29:03,042 --> 00:29:04,276 with Earth. 655 00:29:04,276 --> 00:29:05,211 That's only if it doesn't burn up 656 00:29:05,211 --> 00:29:06,612 in the atmosphere first, right? 657 00:29:06,612 --> 00:29:10,382 Yeah, but you have the Tunguska event in 1908 658 00:29:10,382 --> 00:29:12,819 where a meteoroid disintegrated in the atmosphere 659 00:29:12,819 --> 00:29:15,287 and the airburst flattened 80 million trees 660 00:29:15,287 --> 00:29:18,825 over 800 square miles and killed three people. 661 00:29:19,992 --> 00:29:21,227 I mean, I do feel bad for the trees, 662 00:29:21,227 --> 00:29:23,229 but three people, that's really not that bad. 663 00:29:23,229 --> 00:29:25,064 Only because it detonated over a forest 664 00:29:25,064 --> 00:29:26,866 and not a major city. 665 00:29:26,866 --> 00:29:28,534 800 square miles? 666 00:29:29,836 --> 00:29:31,337 That's the size of Rhode Island, 667 00:29:31,337 --> 00:29:34,173 which would mean a million people dead, not three. 668 00:29:34,173 --> 00:29:35,407 Good thing we're not in Rhode Island. 669 00:29:35,407 --> 00:29:37,409 Are you even listening to me? 670 00:29:37,409 --> 00:29:38,244 Wait a second. 671 00:29:38,244 --> 00:29:39,078 Stop. 672 00:29:40,847 --> 00:29:41,881 Spooks. 673 00:29:42,748 --> 00:29:44,483 What the hell? 674 00:29:44,483 --> 00:29:45,651 They're watching you. 675 00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:49,155 Probably want to see what you do next. 676 00:29:54,994 --> 00:29:55,828 Bullseye. 677 00:29:59,698 --> 00:30:01,400 Mom, we have to get out of here. 678 00:30:04,871 --> 00:30:05,938 Where have you been? 679 00:30:05,938 --> 00:30:07,106 - I know. - Trying to call you. 680 00:30:07,106 --> 00:30:08,407 This is Wilson. 681 00:30:08,407 --> 00:30:09,708 Lynn, Zoe. 682 00:30:09,708 --> 00:30:12,311 Ma'am, younger ma'am. 683 00:30:16,348 --> 00:30:17,583 Well, it was nice meeting you. 684 00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:19,418 We need to have a family meeting, so. 685 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:21,921 Talk to you later. 686 00:30:26,358 --> 00:30:27,894 On the count of three, stay or go. 687 00:30:27,894 --> 00:30:29,528 Wait, what are we doing? 688 00:30:29,528 --> 00:30:30,762 We're going to have a vote. 689 00:30:30,762 --> 00:30:32,398 Count of three, stay or go, ready? 690 00:30:32,398 --> 00:30:34,633 One, two, three, stay. 691 00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:35,467 - Go. - Go. 692 00:30:36,402 --> 00:30:38,270 Dad, we have to leave. 693 00:30:38,270 --> 00:30:39,305 And we had a vote. 694 00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:40,539 Look, we are staying. 695 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:42,909 I'm not running anymore. 696 00:30:44,110 --> 00:30:46,412 Okay, I ran to the city when Mom died, 697 00:30:46,412 --> 00:30:49,848 ran back here when Dad died, and I'm not running anymore. 698 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,683 I'm standing my ground on this one. 699 00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:52,952 Great speech. 700 00:30:52,952 --> 00:30:53,986 I'm sure the asteroid will be very moved. 701 00:30:53,986 --> 00:30:55,354 Spence, are you serious? 702 00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:57,123 Yes, I'm serious. 703 00:30:57,123 --> 00:30:59,992 Look, you're my family and I'm going to protect you. 704 00:30:59,992 --> 00:31:02,261 Okay, we have 48 hours at least. 705 00:31:02,261 --> 00:31:03,996 This thing can hit on the other side of town 706 00:31:03,996 --> 00:31:04,931 for all we know. 707 00:31:04,931 --> 00:31:06,265 And it's a small asteroid. 708 00:31:06,265 --> 00:31:07,866 Okay. 709 00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:09,101 You get one night. 710 00:31:09,101 --> 00:31:10,569 Mom! 711 00:31:10,569 --> 00:31:13,072 And then if it gets too close, we're leaving. 712 00:31:13,072 --> 00:31:13,973 Deal? 713 00:31:15,574 --> 00:31:16,608 Deal. 714 00:31:16,608 --> 00:31:18,277 Okay, so if we're staying, 715 00:31:18,277 --> 00:31:20,646 we're going to need some supplies, right? 716 00:31:20,646 --> 00:31:22,614 Even if this asteroid avoids us completely, 717 00:31:22,614 --> 00:31:24,917 there's going to be dust and all kinds of things kicked up. 718 00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:27,586 We need to seal the windows or something, 719 00:31:27,586 --> 00:31:30,056 get some plastic sheeting and duct tape. 720 00:31:30,056 --> 00:31:31,790 Yeah, duct tape. 721 00:31:31,790 --> 00:31:33,559 That's going to keep an asteroid out. 722 00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:35,527 Okay, I'll go get them. 723 00:31:35,527 --> 00:31:37,363 We'll go get them. 724 00:31:37,363 --> 00:31:38,497 We're a family, right? 725 00:31:39,932 --> 00:31:42,601 Zoe and I just need to get some things together first. 726 00:31:46,939 --> 00:31:48,240 Okay, meet me in the SUV. 727 00:31:52,211 --> 00:31:53,645 We're staying? 728 00:31:53,645 --> 00:31:54,446 For now. 729 00:31:59,118 --> 00:32:01,853 People are evacuating currently in droves. 730 00:32:03,022 --> 00:32:05,191 Where they're headed, I don't think they care. 731 00:32:05,191 --> 00:32:07,960 They're just trying to get out as fast as they can. 732 00:32:10,462 --> 00:32:12,498 This is crazy. 733 00:32:12,498 --> 00:32:13,765 This is not good. 734 00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:16,202 Hold on, folks, breaking news. 735 00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:17,603 The White House has announced 736 00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:20,406 that the president is considering an executive order 737 00:32:20,406 --> 00:32:24,210 to remove Oneonta from the United States. 738 00:32:24,210 --> 00:32:25,711 - What? - What? 739 00:32:25,711 --> 00:32:26,612 Yeah, this is about the time where I wish- 740 00:32:26,612 --> 00:32:28,047 Spence! 741 00:32:28,047 --> 00:32:29,615 Beam me up, Scotty. 742 00:32:29,615 --> 00:32:30,449 - Oh my God. - Oh my God. 743 00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:31,650 I'm so sorry. 744 00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:32,484 Are you okay? 745 00:32:33,619 --> 00:32:36,922 I was so distracted by, well, this. 746 00:32:36,922 --> 00:32:38,157 It's fine, I was too. 747 00:32:39,525 --> 00:32:41,127 Oh. 748 00:32:41,127 --> 00:32:43,229 Mayor Kim Mueller, hi. 749 00:32:43,229 --> 00:32:44,496 - Hi. - Hi. 750 00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:45,164 Dad, you almost killed the mayor. 751 00:32:45,164 --> 00:32:46,032 No, I'm fine. 752 00:32:46,032 --> 00:32:47,766 Oh, she's fine. 753 00:32:47,766 --> 00:32:48,967 Spencer Coleman. 754 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:51,037 Oh, you're the Colemans. 755 00:32:51,037 --> 00:32:53,472 Just moved into the house on Herrick Hill, right? 756 00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:54,440 Yeah. 757 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,174 How does everybody know that? 758 00:32:55,174 --> 00:32:56,808 Small town. 759 00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:58,710 So are you staying or going? 760 00:32:58,710 --> 00:33:00,479 Most people seem to have hit the road already. 761 00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:01,980 Just a couple of stragglers, 762 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,749 I need to make sure they're okay. 763 00:33:03,749 --> 00:33:06,052 Captain goes down with the ship and all that. 764 00:33:06,052 --> 00:33:06,885 We're staying. 765 00:33:06,885 --> 00:33:07,786 For now. 766 00:33:07,786 --> 00:33:08,987 Great. 767 00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:10,256 What were you headed into town for? 768 00:33:10,256 --> 00:33:12,591 Oh, we're headed over to the hardware store. 769 00:33:12,591 --> 00:33:13,525 Just going to grab some supplies. 770 00:33:13,525 --> 00:33:15,494 Oh, you're going to Kenny's. 771 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:17,896 Hey, while you're there, could you make an announcement? 772 00:33:17,896 --> 00:33:19,431 I'm holding a town hall meeting tonight. 773 00:33:19,431 --> 00:33:21,200 Town hall meeting tonight, got it, sure. 774 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,468 Perfect. 775 00:33:22,468 --> 00:33:23,969 If we're going to get through this, 776 00:33:23,969 --> 00:33:26,838 we need to stick together and keep this town safe 777 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,574 until we can't anymore. 778 00:33:28,574 --> 00:33:29,941 All right. 779 00:33:29,941 --> 00:33:31,677 Thank you, Colemans. 780 00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:33,712 And tell Kenny I said hi. 781 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:35,847 Nice to meet you. 782 00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:39,185 Yeah. 783 00:33:40,286 --> 00:33:41,620 She's nice. 784 00:33:41,620 --> 00:33:42,454 Yeah. 785 00:33:47,459 --> 00:33:48,927 In and out. 786 00:33:48,927 --> 00:33:49,761 Guys. 787 00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:53,232 Oh no. 788 00:33:53,232 --> 00:33:54,533 Should we come back later? 789 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:56,935 We got this. 790 00:33:56,935 --> 00:33:58,237 Follow me. 791 00:33:58,237 --> 00:33:59,705 Reports of panicked shoppers 792 00:33:59,705 --> 00:34:01,440 at the hardware store, buying up everything in sight. 793 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,909 Police are telling us to warn all of you, 794 00:34:03,909 --> 00:34:05,411 just stay in your homes. 795 00:34:05,411 --> 00:34:07,012 It's the safest place right now. 796 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,216 Hey, just grab everything we need and then meet me at- 797 00:34:10,216 --> 00:34:11,150 Spence. 798 00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:13,419 Hey, Kenny, Kenny, hey. 799 00:34:13,419 --> 00:34:14,820 Hey buddy, there's a line. 800 00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:18,056 Mayor asked me to have you make an announcement. 801 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:19,291 Oh, Kim? 802 00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:20,526 Yeah, anything for her, what's up? 803 00:34:20,526 --> 00:34:21,727 Okay, town hall meeting tonight. 804 00:34:21,727 --> 00:34:22,694 Anyone left in town should be there. 805 00:34:22,694 --> 00:34:24,163 Got it. 806 00:34:24,163 --> 00:34:28,600 And we got like 30 bucks for the stuff so just keep it. 807 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:29,868 Oh, perfect, man, appreciate that. 808 00:34:29,868 --> 00:34:31,837 Are you going to introduce us? 809 00:34:31,837 --> 00:34:33,105 Oh God. 810 00:34:33,105 --> 00:34:35,006 This is my wife Lynn and my daughter Zoe. 811 00:34:35,006 --> 00:34:36,308 Pleasure to meet you both. 812 00:34:36,308 --> 00:34:37,443 Lovely store you've got here. 813 00:34:37,443 --> 00:34:38,377 Thank you, thank you. 814 00:34:38,377 --> 00:34:39,611 Great, okay, see you later. 815 00:34:39,611 --> 00:34:40,412 Copy that. 816 00:34:42,714 --> 00:34:46,452 Attention, shoppers, there's an announcement. 817 00:34:57,163 --> 00:34:57,996 Kill me. 818 00:34:58,964 --> 00:34:59,798 Zoe, is that? 819 00:34:59,798 --> 00:35:00,666 Yeah. 820 00:35:00,666 --> 00:35:01,500 Are you- 821 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:02,334 No! 822 00:35:04,470 --> 00:35:06,238 Everyone settle down. 823 00:35:06,238 --> 00:35:07,739 Settle down. 824 00:35:07,739 --> 00:35:09,675 Thank you all for coming here at such short notice. 825 00:35:09,675 --> 00:35:11,377 As you are all undoubtedly aware, 826 00:35:11,377 --> 00:35:13,779 a large amount of people have already evacuated, 827 00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:17,583 but you're here and I'm here with you. 828 00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:21,553 I would like to figure out what's kept some of you behind. 829 00:35:22,921 --> 00:35:23,789 Yes, how about you? 830 00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:25,123 Who, me? 831 00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:26,592 Sick grandma. 832 00:35:26,592 --> 00:35:28,394 Yeah, I just figured the government would step in 833 00:35:28,394 --> 00:35:30,095 and like send a rocket up into space 834 00:35:30,095 --> 00:35:31,630 and blow up the asteroid. 835 00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:33,699 Well, you might've heard that there's a possibility 836 00:35:33,699 --> 00:35:35,867 that we will be removed from the United States. 837 00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:38,437 So we are on our own. 838 00:35:38,437 --> 00:35:40,639 So I guess we're on our Oneonta? 839 00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:45,844 What's the plan, mayor? 840 00:35:45,844 --> 00:35:48,580 Well, I have a now plan and a later plan. 841 00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:52,083 The now plan is that we look out for each other. 842 00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:53,385 We're a small town, 843 00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:56,021 but there's bound to be people taking advantage 844 00:35:56,021 --> 00:35:57,723 of the situation. 845 00:35:57,723 --> 00:36:02,060 Specifically, empty houses filled with valuables. 846 00:36:02,060 --> 00:36:03,562 Now, if you haven't already, 847 00:36:03,562 --> 00:36:05,063 you may want to consider boarding up your windows. 848 00:36:05,063 --> 00:36:06,298 I saw some folks doing that on the way over. 849 00:36:06,298 --> 00:36:08,567 What's the point in boarding up houses 850 00:36:08,567 --> 00:36:10,269 when they're gonna be destroyed anyhow? 851 00:36:10,269 --> 00:36:12,571 Well, that takes me to the later plan. 852 00:36:12,571 --> 00:36:16,775 I recommend gathering up anything valuable, irreplaceable, 853 00:36:16,775 --> 00:36:18,710 and storing it outside of town. 854 00:36:18,710 --> 00:36:20,812 As the asteroid approaches, it has been determined 855 00:36:20,812 --> 00:36:23,782 that the safest place for us is Secret Caverns. 856 00:36:23,782 --> 00:36:26,685 It is far enough and deep enough. 857 00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:29,221 And we have a bus that could help get this done faster. 858 00:36:29,221 --> 00:36:31,790 All right, I will open up the floor to any questions. 859 00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:36,595 This is madness. 860 00:36:36,595 --> 00:36:38,096 Yes, yep. 861 00:36:38,096 --> 00:36:40,131 How do we know the asteroid's even real? 862 00:36:40,131 --> 00:36:42,434 I have it on good authority that this is real. 863 00:36:43,735 --> 00:36:45,103 Can the government really abandon us 864 00:36:45,103 --> 00:36:46,738 at this time? Be back. 865 00:36:46,738 --> 00:36:48,006 Where are you going? 866 00:36:48,006 --> 00:36:49,308 Yes, they can, and they have. 867 00:36:52,010 --> 00:36:53,011 You hear all that? 868 00:36:54,413 --> 00:36:57,516 I heard a lot of yappin' without much thinking. 869 00:36:58,784 --> 00:37:00,118 You got something better? 870 00:37:03,955 --> 00:37:05,457 Hey, man, sorry I'm late. 871 00:37:05,457 --> 00:37:08,460 Place was jam packed and I had to count all the money. 872 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:12,564 Wilson. 873 00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:13,699 Mini Munson. 874 00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:16,768 Wilson's got a plan. 875 00:37:16,768 --> 00:37:17,769 Oh yeah? 876 00:37:17,769 --> 00:37:19,271 Something like your last plan? 877 00:37:20,472 --> 00:37:23,342 Listen, man, if your plan A involves him, 878 00:37:23,342 --> 00:37:24,743 I'd start working on plan B. 879 00:37:26,778 --> 00:37:29,948 Well, I'll plan C you later. 880 00:37:31,182 --> 00:37:32,684 Okay. 881 00:37:32,684 --> 00:37:33,485 Talk to me. 882 00:37:34,886 --> 00:37:37,656 I'm expecting a communication at my secure facility 883 00:37:37,656 --> 00:37:38,724 in the next hour. 884 00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:41,159 You should be there. 885 00:37:43,228 --> 00:37:44,430 Okay, meet me outside. 886 00:37:51,337 --> 00:37:52,237 What's going on? 887 00:37:53,939 --> 00:37:55,307 Wilson's got a plan. 888 00:37:55,307 --> 00:37:56,575 The crazy neighbor? 889 00:37:56,575 --> 00:37:58,544 We really don't have many options. 890 00:37:58,544 --> 00:37:59,645 We have one option. 891 00:37:59,645 --> 00:38:00,479 We can leave. 892 00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:02,814 Zoe. 893 00:38:04,049 --> 00:38:06,585 Look, you gave me till tomorrow. 894 00:38:06,585 --> 00:38:08,219 And I know this is going to sound weird, 895 00:38:08,219 --> 00:38:12,223 but we're supposed to get some kind of message tonight. 896 00:38:12,223 --> 00:38:13,559 Okay, there's something going on 897 00:38:13,559 --> 00:38:14,693 and I have to get to the bottom of it. 898 00:38:14,693 --> 00:38:16,094 I don't like it, Spence. 899 00:38:16,094 --> 00:38:17,796 We're already running out of time. 900 00:38:19,665 --> 00:38:21,232 Tomorrow, okay? 901 00:38:21,232 --> 00:38:22,067 Promise. 902 00:38:23,502 --> 00:38:25,070 Okay, fine. 903 00:38:25,070 --> 00:38:26,372 See you back at the house. 904 00:38:36,114 --> 00:38:37,683 Let's see this secure facility. 905 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:50,161 So this is it, huh? 906 00:38:51,697 --> 00:38:53,298 What? 907 00:38:53,298 --> 00:38:55,000 This isn't secure enough for you? 908 00:38:56,968 --> 00:38:57,969 Is that a serious question? 909 00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:04,242 Why so tense, Spence? 910 00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:08,279 How do you know you can trust these people, Wilson? 911 00:39:08,279 --> 00:39:09,548 Any minute now. 912 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:15,186 Bingo. 913 00:39:27,298 --> 00:39:28,434 A gravity device? 914 00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:30,869 That's what it says. 915 00:39:41,413 --> 00:39:42,614 I'm Leslie Ann 916 00:39:42,614 --> 00:39:43,849 with coverage on the asteroid story. 917 00:39:43,849 --> 00:39:47,853 We've had people from Oneonta in a mass exodus 918 00:39:47,853 --> 00:39:51,757 from the city of Oneonta to escape the asteroid 919 00:39:51,757 --> 00:39:53,191 and the aftermath, 920 00:39:53,191 --> 00:39:56,528 evacuating now apparently to Secret Caverns 921 00:39:56,528 --> 00:39:58,930 just outside of Cobleskill, 922 00:39:58,930 --> 00:40:03,769 a safe haven away from all of the dust and destruction. 923 00:40:08,273 --> 00:40:09,107 Okay. 924 00:40:09,107 --> 00:40:10,476 We are asteroid-proof. 925 00:40:13,078 --> 00:40:15,847 Did you gain any game-changing information 926 00:40:15,847 --> 00:40:17,683 from that top secret message? 927 00:40:20,018 --> 00:40:21,653 Well, I have a meeting tonight. 928 00:40:22,554 --> 00:40:23,388 Guys! 929 00:40:29,495 --> 00:40:31,830 The exact coordinates of the asteroid impact. 930 00:40:31,830 --> 00:40:36,835 42.495821 and negative 75.076065. 931 00:40:40,839 --> 00:40:42,340 Wait, what was that second one? 932 00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:47,312 Again, that is 42.495821 933 00:40:48,079 --> 00:40:51,817 and negative 75.076065. 934 00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:54,953 Come on, piece of shit! 935 00:40:54,953 --> 00:40:57,255 Zoe, language! 936 00:40:57,255 --> 00:40:59,090 It's the house. 937 00:40:59,090 --> 00:41:00,526 What? 938 00:41:00,526 --> 00:41:01,993 What? 939 00:41:01,993 --> 00:41:03,695 The coordinates put the exact impact point 940 00:41:03,695 --> 00:41:08,333 at 113 Herrick Hill Road, Oneonta, New York. 941 00:41:09,501 --> 00:41:10,902 Our thoughts and prayers are with- 942 00:41:13,572 --> 00:41:14,640 Spence. 943 00:41:16,407 --> 00:41:18,076 How? 944 00:41:18,076 --> 00:41:20,612 I guess the crazy neighbor ain't so crazy after all. 945 00:41:20,612 --> 00:41:23,181 You knew this entire time? 946 00:41:23,181 --> 00:41:26,484 No, no, I mean, Wilson, he told me, but I didn't, 947 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:27,418 I didn't believe him. 948 00:41:27,418 --> 00:41:28,654 Why didn't you say anything? 949 00:41:28,654 --> 00:41:30,188 Because I thought he was crazy. 950 00:41:30,188 --> 00:41:32,090 I didn't know there was something to tell you. 951 00:41:32,090 --> 00:41:33,925 We're leaving now. 952 00:41:33,925 --> 00:41:36,562 No, no, this doesn't make, this doesn't make any sense. 953 00:41:36,562 --> 00:41:39,264 Dad, the only thing that makes sense is that we leave. 954 00:41:39,264 --> 00:41:41,800 There's something else going on here, like Wilson. 955 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,035 How did he know that it was going to be this place? 956 00:41:44,035 --> 00:41:47,873 Like specifically, how did he know that it's this? 957 00:41:47,873 --> 00:41:49,140 He's a psycho! 958 00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:51,610 Dad, even a broken clock is right twice a day. 959 00:41:51,610 --> 00:41:52,944 I'm packing a bag. 960 00:41:52,944 --> 00:41:54,045 Make that two. 961 00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:56,782 Spencer. 962 00:41:56,782 --> 00:41:58,984 Spencer, look at me. 963 00:41:58,984 --> 00:42:00,552 We have to go. 964 00:42:00,552 --> 00:42:01,352 Now. 965 00:42:02,453 --> 00:42:03,922 I can't. 966 00:42:03,922 --> 00:42:05,824 I have a meeting. 967 00:42:05,824 --> 00:42:07,559 You keep talking about this meeting. 968 00:42:07,559 --> 00:42:08,694 What is going on? 969 00:42:10,896 --> 00:42:11,763 What? 970 00:42:11,763 --> 00:42:13,531 Tell me, what? 971 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:16,802 It... 972 00:42:16,802 --> 00:42:19,638 It's a gravity device. 973 00:42:21,607 --> 00:42:24,109 Please repeat that. 974 00:42:26,578 --> 00:42:28,914 Gravity device. 975 00:42:28,914 --> 00:42:30,616 Mom, we're leaving! 976 00:42:33,819 --> 00:42:34,653 No, no. 977 00:42:37,956 --> 00:42:40,391 Zoe, Lynn, would you just please- 978 00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:41,860 Spencer, I told you, 979 00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:44,029 this thing gets too close and you don't have a solution, 980 00:42:44,029 --> 00:42:44,863 we're leaving. 981 00:42:44,863 --> 00:42:46,164 Do you have a solution? 982 00:42:47,198 --> 00:42:48,033 Yes. 983 00:42:48,033 --> 00:42:48,867 No, you don't! 984 00:42:48,867 --> 00:42:49,835 Mom, come on! 985 00:42:51,502 --> 00:42:53,138 Could you please stay? 986 00:42:53,138 --> 00:42:57,876 Spencer, I love you, but I have to do what's right here. 987 00:42:57,876 --> 00:42:59,845 I'm taking our daughter and I'm leaving. 988 00:43:01,847 --> 00:43:03,048 Stay. 989 00:43:03,048 --> 00:43:04,650 Spoke with our brokers in the city. 990 00:43:04,650 --> 00:43:06,117 The buyers haven't closed on our place, 991 00:43:06,117 --> 00:43:07,719 so that's where you can find us. 992 00:43:09,220 --> 00:43:10,155 Guys. 993 00:43:10,155 --> 00:43:11,256 Dad, you know you're wrong. 994 00:43:13,091 --> 00:43:14,325 Be safe, be safe. 995 00:43:18,463 --> 00:43:19,831 Hey, man, I came as soon as- 996 00:43:19,831 --> 00:43:21,599 Hey, Kenny, ask him about his plan! 997 00:43:25,170 --> 00:43:26,772 Where they going? 998 00:43:28,506 --> 00:43:30,508 What's the plan, Spence? 999 00:43:31,810 --> 00:43:33,278 Gravity device. 1000 00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:34,913 What? 1001 00:43:34,913 --> 00:43:36,514 No wonder they're leaving. 1002 00:43:36,514 --> 00:43:38,616 You're still stepping into Wilson's bullshit? 1003 00:43:38,616 --> 00:43:40,585 Look, I know this sounds absurd, okay, 1004 00:43:40,585 --> 00:43:43,722 but Wilson knew that the asteroid was going to hit Oneonta. 1005 00:43:43,722 --> 00:43:45,556 Specifically, he knew it was going to hit my house. 1006 00:43:45,556 --> 00:43:47,392 Spence, how could he possibly have known that? 1007 00:43:47,392 --> 00:43:49,360 I don't know. 1008 00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,763 But whatever beef you have with him, 1009 00:43:51,763 --> 00:43:53,364 can you just please put it aside 1010 00:43:53,364 --> 00:43:55,033 until we can figure out what the hell is going on? 1011 00:43:55,033 --> 00:43:56,534 No, no, hell no, fat chance. 1012 00:43:58,169 --> 00:43:59,004 Now what? 1013 00:44:00,538 --> 00:44:01,707 No, stop! 1014 00:44:02,808 --> 00:44:05,777 Do not come up my drive, stop right there. 1015 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,082 Hey, you Stuart Coleman? 1016 00:44:11,082 --> 00:44:12,583 Who's asking? 1017 00:44:12,583 --> 00:44:14,052 I'm just here to report the news. 1018 00:44:14,052 --> 00:44:15,787 Don't shoot the messenger. 1019 00:44:15,787 --> 00:44:16,621 Vulture. 1020 00:44:20,191 --> 00:44:21,827 Shit, there's no signal. 1021 00:44:26,631 --> 00:44:29,434 Hey, seem to be having a little trouble with our satellite, 1022 00:44:29,434 --> 00:44:32,470 Would you mind if maybe we borrow some internet off you? 1023 00:44:32,470 --> 00:44:33,404 No, no internet. 1024 00:44:33,404 --> 00:44:34,973 Really, not even a little? 1025 00:44:34,973 --> 00:44:36,507 No! 1026 00:44:36,507 --> 00:44:38,509 $30,000 if you want to run a line to my house, go for it! 1027 00:44:43,114 --> 00:44:43,949 Dump. 1028 00:44:47,218 --> 00:44:48,854 Can't wait till this place goes up in smoke. 1029 00:44:53,558 --> 00:44:55,026 Sorry about your house! 1030 00:45:07,472 --> 00:45:08,606 Hey, hey. 1031 00:45:10,809 --> 00:45:13,378 Who do you work for? 1032 00:45:13,378 --> 00:45:14,813 We don't work for anyone you need to know about, 1033 00:45:14,813 --> 00:45:15,646 Mr. Coleman. 1034 00:45:15,646 --> 00:45:16,815 Knock it off. 1035 00:45:16,815 --> 00:45:18,216 Okay, so you creeps know my name. 1036 00:45:18,216 --> 00:45:20,185 How about you return the favor? 1037 00:45:20,185 --> 00:45:21,352 Okay, fair enough. 1038 00:45:21,352 --> 00:45:23,588 I'm Agent Thomson, this is Agent Thompson. 1039 00:45:23,588 --> 00:45:25,256 Thompson with a P. 1040 00:45:26,091 --> 00:45:27,625 That's cute. 1041 00:45:27,625 --> 00:45:29,360 It's come to our attention that you have plans tonight 1042 00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:30,695 to meet with a rogue organization 1043 00:45:30,695 --> 00:45:32,397 in order to gain possession of equipment, 1044 00:45:32,397 --> 00:45:35,666 equipment that doesn't even belong to them, let alone you. 1045 00:45:35,666 --> 00:45:36,701 Knock it off. 1046 00:45:38,236 --> 00:45:39,570 Okay, and? 1047 00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:41,439 Just be very careful how you proceed. 1048 00:45:41,439 --> 00:45:44,042 You're toying with powers a lot bigger than yourself. 1049 00:45:44,042 --> 00:45:45,676 Great, noted. 1050 00:45:45,676 --> 00:45:46,711 Now, I have bigger things to deal with, 1051 00:45:46,711 --> 00:45:48,914 so please get off my prop... 1052 00:45:50,348 --> 00:45:51,182 Property. 1053 00:45:54,820 --> 00:45:56,021 Little too close. 1054 00:45:56,021 --> 00:45:57,488 The line's actually... 1055 00:45:57,488 --> 00:45:59,024 No, it's there. 1056 00:45:59,024 --> 00:46:00,325 It's actually right here. 1057 00:46:00,325 --> 00:46:01,126 No, it's there. 1058 00:46:02,293 --> 00:46:03,128 All right. 1059 00:46:03,128 --> 00:46:04,062 Get off my property. 1060 00:46:04,062 --> 00:46:05,663 If you ask me, it's, well... 1061 00:46:05,663 --> 00:46:07,398 Have a nice day, gentlemen. 1062 00:46:09,667 --> 00:46:11,002 Let's get out of here. 1063 00:46:20,178 --> 00:46:22,280 Dude, you have had one hell of a morning. 1064 00:46:24,315 --> 00:46:26,818 Listen, Spencer, I think it's... 1065 00:46:26,818 --> 00:46:28,486 I think it's time to cut your losses, man. 1066 00:46:29,855 --> 00:46:30,956 What's left to lose? 1067 00:46:32,390 --> 00:46:35,160 My family already left me, we got reporters showing up, 1068 00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:36,561 agents walking through my bushes, 1069 00:46:36,561 --> 00:46:38,596 and an asteroid is about to hit my house. 1070 00:46:43,268 --> 00:46:45,536 Why don't you just tell me what's up with you and Wilson? 1071 00:46:47,205 --> 00:46:48,706 No, no, that's not important right now. 1072 00:46:48,706 --> 00:46:51,276 No, I saw how you were staring at him at the bar. 1073 00:46:52,377 --> 00:46:53,211 Spill it. 1074 00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:01,452 All right. 1075 00:47:01,452 --> 00:47:02,287 All right, listen. 1076 00:47:04,222 --> 00:47:06,824 He sold my dad a majority stake in a mining company. 1077 00:47:07,859 --> 00:47:09,494 Put his entire life savings in 1078 00:47:09,494 --> 00:47:12,898 so he can have exclusive rights to this new mineral 1079 00:47:12,898 --> 00:47:15,200 or something that's buried underneath Oneonta. 1080 00:47:16,902 --> 00:47:19,704 The only problem is there's all these houses in the way. 1081 00:47:21,206 --> 00:47:22,941 So on the outside of town, 1082 00:47:22,941 --> 00:47:25,944 there's a warehouse full of mining equipment 1083 00:47:25,944 --> 00:47:26,777 that can't mine. 1084 00:47:28,613 --> 00:47:30,681 Yeah, I guess I could understand 1085 00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:32,417 why you're pretty pissed off. 1086 00:47:32,417 --> 00:47:33,251 Yeah. 1087 00:47:34,685 --> 00:47:36,687 Does that mean you're not coming to the meeting tonight? 1088 00:47:37,923 --> 00:47:40,358 What, the top secret gravity device meeting? 1089 00:47:41,526 --> 00:47:44,329 Look, man, I know it sounds absurd, 1090 00:47:44,329 --> 00:47:46,831 but I could really use you there. 1091 00:47:52,904 --> 00:47:54,872 All right, listen, I'll be there, okay? 1092 00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:58,309 But only to watch Wilson fail, right? 1093 00:47:58,309 --> 00:48:00,611 And to watch your back, because that's what friends do. 1094 00:48:02,047 --> 00:48:03,214 Yeah. 1095 00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:04,849 I guess we are friends, aren't we? 1096 00:48:05,816 --> 00:48:06,651 Were we not? 1097 00:48:18,663 --> 00:48:20,298 I don't understand why we all had to cram into your van 1098 00:48:20,298 --> 00:48:21,132 to come here. 1099 00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:23,868 The fewer vehicles, the better. 1100 00:48:24,802 --> 00:48:26,104 Makes for a quick getaway. 1101 00:48:27,538 --> 00:48:29,774 You expecting the need for a quick getaway? 1102 00:48:30,875 --> 00:48:32,643 Is there a different kind of getaway? 1103 00:48:35,046 --> 00:48:36,514 I know I'm gonna regret asking this, 1104 00:48:36,514 --> 00:48:40,885 but, Wilson, why am I sitting on a damn toilet? 1105 00:48:42,787 --> 00:48:45,056 Clearly, you have never been on a stakeout. 1106 00:48:46,224 --> 00:48:47,993 You're saying this thing works? 1107 00:48:47,993 --> 00:48:48,926 Give it a try. 1108 00:48:54,966 --> 00:48:56,434 Oh, they're here. 1109 00:49:01,606 --> 00:49:02,440 I'll be back. 1110 00:49:03,674 --> 00:49:05,576 Don't play with anything. 1111 00:49:05,576 --> 00:49:07,412 I'll give you something to play with. 1112 00:49:17,022 --> 00:49:18,889 What are they saying? 1113 00:49:18,889 --> 00:49:20,758 I don't know. 1114 00:49:20,758 --> 00:49:22,060 Probably something stupid. 1115 00:49:25,263 --> 00:49:26,497 I'm starving. 1116 00:49:26,497 --> 00:49:27,365 Is there anything to eat in here? 1117 00:49:31,502 --> 00:49:32,337 Got it. 1118 00:49:35,106 --> 00:49:35,940 Hey. 1119 00:49:38,509 --> 00:49:40,278 Good thing I'm not a diabetic, huh? 1120 00:49:41,346 --> 00:49:42,180 Want some? 1121 00:50:00,065 --> 00:50:00,898 What's going on with you? 1122 00:50:00,898 --> 00:50:02,100 Where's the device? 1123 00:50:02,100 --> 00:50:04,335 Oh, they don't have it. 1124 00:50:05,936 --> 00:50:07,072 I'm sorry, what? 1125 00:50:07,072 --> 00:50:08,206 Hey, man, I told you. 1126 00:50:10,007 --> 00:50:11,909 What are we doing here then? 1127 00:50:11,909 --> 00:50:16,914 They said we already have it, somewhere here in Oneonta. 1128 00:50:17,782 --> 00:50:19,150 Probably on your property. 1129 00:50:19,150 --> 00:50:20,651 No, no, that doesn't make any sense. 1130 00:50:20,651 --> 00:50:23,154 How could it possibly be in Oneonta on my property? 1131 00:50:23,154 --> 00:50:25,423 I am just saying what they told... 1132 00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:28,859 Don't tell me you ate those. 1133 00:50:30,428 --> 00:50:31,262 Why? 1134 00:50:32,830 --> 00:50:33,664 How many? 1135 00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:35,366 Why? 1136 00:50:37,102 --> 00:50:38,736 That's my concert stash. 1137 00:50:40,171 --> 00:50:43,508 Like in your munchies stash? 1138 00:50:43,508 --> 00:50:48,146 No, like when I want my own private light show stash. 1139 00:50:49,380 --> 00:50:53,584 Each one of those has a drop of white fluff. 1140 00:50:55,753 --> 00:50:56,554 LSD. 1141 00:50:57,455 --> 00:50:58,256 Acid. 1142 00:50:59,490 --> 00:51:00,758 Wilson, stop playing, man, that's not funny. 1143 00:51:00,758 --> 00:51:02,293 Yeah, it's not funny. 1144 00:51:02,293 --> 00:51:03,594 Those things aren't cheap. 1145 00:51:03,594 --> 00:51:04,862 Wait, let me get this straight, man. 1146 00:51:04,862 --> 00:51:07,498 So if me and Spence each had 10 Sour Patch Kids, 1147 00:51:07,498 --> 00:51:08,999 you saying that's 10 hits of acid? 1148 00:51:08,999 --> 00:51:10,268 Yes, sir. 1149 00:51:10,268 --> 00:51:14,105 And at market rates, you each owe me 100 bucks. 1150 00:51:14,105 --> 00:51:15,606 Oh yeah, I bet. 1151 00:51:15,606 --> 00:51:17,007 How about you just take it out of what you owe my dad? 1152 00:51:17,007 --> 00:51:21,078 You might want to check that rage. 1153 00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:23,581 You're in for a bad night. 1154 00:51:24,682 --> 00:51:25,650 Oh my god. 1155 00:51:27,618 --> 00:51:30,655 About that quick getaway, go, go, Wilson, go. 1156 00:51:32,223 --> 00:51:35,493 All right, everyone out of the van! 1157 00:51:35,493 --> 00:51:36,861 Hey! Goddamn it, every time! 1158 00:51:44,169 --> 00:51:45,170 You ever think about putting some seat belts 1159 00:51:45,170 --> 00:51:46,937 on this damn thing? 1160 00:51:46,937 --> 00:51:50,308 In what scenario do you see me driving this van 1161 00:51:50,308 --> 00:51:51,676 while sitting on a toilet? 1162 00:51:54,245 --> 00:51:57,348 Uh, Spence, Spence, are you feeling something? 1163 00:51:57,348 --> 00:51:58,316 Yeah. 1164 00:51:58,316 --> 00:52:00,017 Why is it kicking in so fast? 1165 00:52:00,017 --> 00:52:01,686 Probably from all the adrenaline coursing 1166 00:52:01,686 --> 00:52:02,653 through your veins. 1167 00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:16,234 Okay, this isn't happening, man. 1168 00:52:16,234 --> 00:52:17,935 Is this really happening? 1169 00:52:34,552 --> 00:52:35,820 Do you have a solution? 1170 00:52:36,754 --> 00:52:38,088 No, you don't. 1171 00:52:39,357 --> 00:52:41,192 Please repeat that. 1172 00:52:41,192 --> 00:52:42,460 Adapt or die. 1173 00:52:45,763 --> 00:52:48,098 I just want it to go away! 1174 00:52:58,876 --> 00:53:00,478 How did you do that? 1175 00:53:00,478 --> 00:53:01,646 Are these that strong? 1176 00:53:20,598 --> 00:53:23,968 Hey, so, so, so where's the stupid asteroid anyway? 1177 00:53:26,103 --> 00:53:29,374 You think it'd be lighting up the sky by now. 1178 00:53:30,741 --> 00:53:33,644 Oh, you don't see an asteroid till it's too late. 1179 00:53:36,847 --> 00:53:39,350 You're thinking about comets. 1180 00:53:39,350 --> 00:53:44,355 What about shooting stars? 1181 00:53:45,490 --> 00:53:49,427 Those are technically meteors. 1182 00:53:51,896 --> 00:53:55,900 Unless they survive the atmosphere, then they're meteorites. 1183 00:53:58,536 --> 00:54:01,038 How do you have all this memorized? 1184 00:54:01,038 --> 00:54:02,139 How do you not? 1185 00:54:06,210 --> 00:54:10,815 Guess I must've fell asleep in meteor class. 1186 00:54:10,815 --> 00:54:13,518 It's the universe. 1187 00:54:15,152 --> 00:54:19,490 The one thing everybody should understand. 1188 00:54:21,492 --> 00:54:22,760 Yeah, I think I avoid it 1189 00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:25,763 because it makes me feel uncomfortable. 1190 00:54:27,164 --> 00:54:29,467 Universe makes you feel uncomfortable, Kenny? 1191 00:54:29,467 --> 00:54:34,238 No, no, no, no, like realizing how small I am. 1192 00:54:35,406 --> 00:54:38,275 You know, that makes me uncomfortable. 1193 00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:40,177 You shouldn't feel uncomfortable 1194 00:54:40,177 --> 00:54:41,479 just because you're short. 1195 00:54:42,547 --> 00:54:43,548 Shut up, dickhead. 1196 00:54:44,715 --> 00:54:46,150 I mean, I mean, I mean, think about it, guys, 1197 00:54:46,150 --> 00:54:48,486 like seriously, somewhere out there in space, 1198 00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:54,925 you know, far away, is this big ass piece of rock 1199 00:54:58,195 --> 00:54:59,430 that we can't even see 1200 00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:03,568 that's a short period of time away 1201 00:55:03,568 --> 00:55:06,837 from potentially killing us all. 1202 00:55:09,006 --> 00:55:10,741 I mean, if that, if that doesn't... 1203 00:55:12,176 --> 00:55:14,579 If that doesn't tell you how fragile everything is, 1204 00:55:16,180 --> 00:55:18,282 I don't know what does. 1205 00:55:18,282 --> 00:55:20,585 I would find that liberating. 1206 00:55:22,353 --> 00:55:25,155 But, but who's going to remember me, you know? 1207 00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:28,626 I think you're being pretty hard on yourself there, Kenny. 1208 00:55:29,460 --> 00:55:30,294 Am I? 1209 00:55:33,197 --> 00:55:34,298 I don't have any kids. 1210 00:55:35,299 --> 00:55:36,300 I don't have a family. 1211 00:55:39,604 --> 00:55:41,672 I just got a hardware store and that's... 1212 00:55:44,041 --> 00:55:45,743 That's not much of a legacy. 1213 00:55:45,743 --> 00:55:48,278 If it makes you feel any better, 1214 00:55:49,747 --> 00:55:54,752 in the end, nothing anybody does matters. 1215 00:55:56,621 --> 00:56:01,559 We're all just killing time until the sun eats us. 1216 00:56:09,567 --> 00:56:13,504 Well, gentlemen, I am going to perambulate back 1217 00:56:14,872 --> 00:56:18,142 to my domicile, slap on some Floyd, 1218 00:56:18,142 --> 00:56:21,846 and pack the rest of my necessities. 1219 00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:27,485 Oh, Kenny. 1220 00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:31,088 Good job tonight. 1221 00:56:33,758 --> 00:56:34,625 Whatever you did. 1222 00:56:40,164 --> 00:56:40,998 Bullseye. 1223 00:56:42,232 --> 00:56:43,133 Shut up, man. 1224 00:56:43,133 --> 00:56:44,168 I'm still mad at you. 1225 00:56:45,603 --> 00:56:46,437 I know. 1226 00:56:48,673 --> 00:56:49,507 Ciao, bambinos. 1227 00:56:51,609 --> 00:56:55,713 Think I'm gonna go ahead and head on to home myself. 1228 00:56:55,713 --> 00:56:56,547 Yeah. 1229 00:56:57,682 --> 00:56:59,249 Couple of miles back to town. 1230 00:57:00,451 --> 00:57:01,418 I'll be all right. 1231 00:57:03,287 --> 00:57:04,689 Figure I could use the walk. 1232 00:57:07,925 --> 00:57:08,926 All right. 1233 00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:11,361 Ciao for now. 1234 00:57:23,207 --> 00:57:24,975 I don't feel so good. 1235 00:57:33,350 --> 00:57:34,184 Oh. 1236 00:57:37,888 --> 00:57:39,056 What happened? 1237 00:58:03,881 --> 00:58:05,449 Oh, hey, Mr. Coleman. 1238 00:58:05,449 --> 00:58:06,383 Hey, it's... 1239 00:58:08,085 --> 00:58:09,453 Milton, right? 1240 00:58:09,453 --> 00:58:10,454 That's right. 1241 00:58:10,454 --> 00:58:11,922 Great news. 1242 00:58:11,922 --> 00:58:13,791 What great news can you possibly have for me? 1243 00:58:13,791 --> 00:58:15,793 Well, the news pitched in the 30K 1244 00:58:15,793 --> 00:58:17,294 to run a line to your house. 1245 00:58:17,294 --> 00:58:18,362 Isn't that great? 1246 00:58:18,362 --> 00:58:19,697 It's great. 1247 00:58:19,697 --> 00:58:23,568 But I'm not going to need internet anymore. 1248 00:58:23,568 --> 00:58:25,670 Oh, it's not for you. 1249 00:58:25,670 --> 00:58:28,539 It's so they can broadcast the destruction of your house. 1250 00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:31,108 How can they do that? 1251 00:58:31,108 --> 00:58:33,410 They said the advertising revenue alone makes it worth it. 1252 00:58:33,410 --> 00:58:35,045 Oh, hey, did you hear? 1253 00:58:40,885 --> 00:58:41,719 Not again. 1254 00:58:48,458 --> 00:58:49,660 Hi, Mr. Coleman! 1255 00:58:51,295 --> 00:58:53,664 Guess we're living in our own country now, huh? 1256 00:58:53,664 --> 00:58:55,800 Maybe you could run for president when this is all over. 1257 00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:58,302 The hell you talking about? 1258 00:58:58,302 --> 00:59:00,004 It's too bad about your house, 1259 00:59:00,004 --> 00:59:02,940 but we'd really like to get an interview, if you don't mind. 1260 00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:06,844 All right, if I don't mind. 1261 00:59:06,844 --> 00:59:08,579 All right, you know what? 1262 00:59:08,579 --> 00:59:12,082 Oh my God, Mom, Mom! 1263 00:59:12,082 --> 00:59:13,317 What? 1264 00:59:13,317 --> 00:59:14,819 We are live with Spencer Coleman, 1265 00:59:14,819 --> 00:59:17,087 whose house is due to be vaporized by an asteroid. 1266 00:59:17,087 --> 00:59:19,323 Mr. Coleman, how are you feeling? 1267 00:59:19,323 --> 00:59:21,258 How the fuck do you think I'm feeling? 1268 00:59:21,258 --> 00:59:22,092 Next question. 1269 00:59:22,092 --> 00:59:23,393 Spencer. 1270 00:59:23,393 --> 00:59:24,995 I didn't think he'd actually stay. 1271 00:59:24,995 --> 00:59:26,897 I thought it was a bluff. 1272 00:59:26,897 --> 00:59:28,766 I may have been bluffing a little bit too. 1273 00:59:28,766 --> 00:59:32,970 You know what the funny part is, huh? 1274 00:59:32,970 --> 00:59:34,438 None of this matters. 1275 00:59:34,438 --> 00:59:35,873 Everything that we're doing, it doesn't matter. 1276 00:59:35,873 --> 00:59:38,542 And nobody is going to remember you or you 1277 00:59:38,542 --> 00:59:40,678 and nobody is gonna remember me. 1278 00:59:40,678 --> 00:59:44,114 No, everything we're doing is pointless. 1279 00:59:44,114 --> 00:59:47,584 We're just killing time until the sun eats us. 1280 00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:49,519 We got the shot, let's go, let's go. 1281 00:59:49,519 --> 00:59:52,522 Get off, off my property. 1282 00:59:52,522 --> 00:59:53,357 Damn it. 1283 00:59:53,357 --> 00:59:54,792 I can see it now. 1284 00:59:54,792 --> 00:59:56,827 Crazy man yells at news crew. 1285 00:59:59,196 --> 01:00:01,031 We have to get him out of there. 1286 01:00:02,532 --> 01:00:03,533 Let's go, come on. 1287 01:00:15,746 --> 01:00:17,047 Here, Mr. Coleman. 1288 01:00:17,047 --> 01:00:18,582 The first month is free. 1289 01:00:18,582 --> 01:00:21,518 Although I suppose your first month will be your only month. 1290 01:00:21,518 --> 01:00:23,120 Sorry. 1291 01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:24,621 Thank you, Milton. 1292 01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:25,455 Now, can you please get off my- 1293 01:00:25,455 --> 01:00:26,691 Get off your property. 1294 01:00:26,691 --> 01:00:27,925 On it. 1295 01:00:27,925 --> 01:00:30,928 I'm leaving town, so it was nice knowing... 1296 01:00:30,928 --> 01:00:32,562 Meeting you. 1297 01:00:32,562 --> 01:00:33,397 Bye. 1298 01:00:37,768 --> 01:00:39,403 Sorry about your house! 1299 01:00:47,344 --> 01:00:50,247 * We're just killing time until the sun eats us * 1300 01:00:50,247 --> 01:00:51,716 Jesus. 1301 01:00:51,716 --> 01:00:53,317 What? 1302 01:00:53,317 --> 01:00:54,451 Dad's gone viral. 1303 01:00:55,619 --> 01:00:56,987 Is that good? 1304 01:00:56,987 --> 01:00:58,222 Going viral is great 1305 01:00:58,222 --> 01:01:00,290 for everyone except the person going viral. 1306 01:01:08,265 --> 01:01:09,800 Spence, hey, hey man. 1307 01:01:10,801 --> 01:01:11,936 You okay? 1308 01:01:11,936 --> 01:01:13,303 Top of the world, Kenny. 1309 01:01:14,538 --> 01:01:16,907 Couldn't be better. 1310 01:01:16,907 --> 01:01:18,075 Why do you ask? 1311 01:01:19,977 --> 01:01:21,411 You're... 1312 01:01:21,411 --> 01:01:22,546 You're kind of famous. 1313 01:01:26,650 --> 01:01:28,252 What even happened last night? 1314 01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:31,388 How did we get out of the... 1315 01:01:31,388 --> 01:01:34,424 There was a car chase and... 1316 01:01:34,424 --> 01:01:35,926 You haven't heard, have you? 1317 01:01:38,028 --> 01:01:39,529 It's official. 1318 01:01:39,529 --> 01:01:42,666 Oneonta has been removed from the United States. 1319 01:01:42,666 --> 01:01:43,901 Yeah. 1320 01:01:43,901 --> 01:01:45,836 We have a president that would rather ignore 1321 01:01:45,836 --> 01:01:47,938 the whole situation than deal with it. 1322 01:01:47,938 --> 01:01:51,308 So as a result, we're our own country now. 1323 01:01:53,410 --> 01:01:54,945 Yeah. 1324 01:01:54,945 --> 01:01:56,814 I guess the spooks were out of their jurisdiction 1325 01:01:56,814 --> 01:01:57,848 and had to turn back. 1326 01:01:59,984 --> 01:02:02,086 Meanwhile, Kim's evacuating everyone 1327 01:02:02,086 --> 01:02:04,088 that's left in town to the caverns. 1328 01:02:04,088 --> 01:02:06,356 So will I see you there? 1329 01:02:11,428 --> 01:02:13,597 Look, Spence, man. 1330 01:02:14,999 --> 01:02:17,802 I think you put up a good fight and did everything you can, 1331 01:02:17,802 --> 01:02:20,337 even including trusting your crazy neighbor 1332 01:02:20,337 --> 01:02:22,206 on a slight chance that he was right. 1333 01:02:23,173 --> 01:02:24,141 Dude, he was wrong. 1334 01:02:26,176 --> 01:02:27,677 You have a family, man, 1335 01:02:27,677 --> 01:02:30,147 and that's way more important than a house full of stuff. 1336 01:02:30,147 --> 01:02:31,081 It figures. 1337 01:02:31,949 --> 01:02:33,150 We move everything up here 1338 01:02:33,150 --> 01:02:35,052 just to have it destroyed, you know? 1339 01:02:35,052 --> 01:02:36,253 You ever seen a hearse 1340 01:02:36,253 --> 01:02:37,521 with a trailer hitch attached to it? 1341 01:02:38,722 --> 01:02:39,790 It's just stuff, man. 1342 01:02:40,825 --> 01:02:43,293 And as for the house, you know, 1343 01:02:43,293 --> 01:02:46,864 it's nowhere near as important as the people inside of it. 1344 01:02:46,864 --> 01:02:48,498 Right? 1345 01:02:48,498 --> 01:02:49,433 I'll see you the caverns? 1346 01:02:51,668 --> 01:02:52,436 Yeah. 1347 01:02:53,971 --> 01:02:55,439 I just have to say goodbye first. 1348 01:02:57,908 --> 01:02:59,944 I don't know what to take from the house. 1349 01:02:59,944 --> 01:03:03,013 How about you just grab one thing that's irreplaceable? 1350 01:03:04,648 --> 01:03:05,482 Irreplaceable. 1351 01:03:11,188 --> 01:03:12,156 Want some internet? 1352 01:03:17,494 --> 01:03:18,662 Extended wifi. 1353 01:03:19,830 --> 01:03:21,098 I'll be damned. 1354 01:03:53,931 --> 01:03:56,266 With the asteroid impact imminent, 1355 01:03:56,266 --> 01:03:58,668 we will be off the air until further notice. 1356 01:03:58,668 --> 01:04:00,337 Be safe, everyone. 1357 01:04:00,337 --> 01:04:03,073 This is Leslie Ann signing off. 1358 01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:32,702 Dad? 1359 01:04:35,605 --> 01:04:36,440 You came back. 1360 01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:37,274 We did. 1361 01:04:41,912 --> 01:04:43,380 I take it you saw- 1362 01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:44,214 We did. 1363 01:04:46,116 --> 01:04:47,784 Time to go, Spencer. 1364 01:05:01,665 --> 01:05:02,732 It's going to be okay. 1365 01:05:38,735 --> 01:05:39,903 Come on, everybody. 1366 01:05:39,903 --> 01:05:42,006 File inside in an orderly manner, please. 1367 01:05:43,740 --> 01:05:44,574 Come on. 1368 01:05:46,443 --> 01:05:47,277 There we go. 1369 01:05:48,878 --> 01:05:50,280 All right. 1370 01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:51,115 Good. 1371 01:06:28,952 --> 01:06:31,355 Are you sure we're going to be safe down here? 1372 01:06:32,789 --> 01:06:34,058 Seems like people are getting a little restless. 1373 01:06:34,058 --> 01:06:35,292 Do you want to give a tour or something? 1374 01:06:35,292 --> 01:06:36,526 Okay, sure. 1375 01:06:36,526 --> 01:06:38,662 I'm getting pretty restless myself, so. 1376 01:06:38,662 --> 01:06:41,098 Folks, welcome to Secret Caverns, 1377 01:06:41,098 --> 01:06:43,100 100 feet below the surface. 1378 01:06:43,100 --> 01:06:46,770 Now if you'll follow me down the petrified escalator... 1379 01:06:48,505 --> 01:06:51,175 Hey, is there any wifi I can hop on down here? 1380 01:06:51,175 --> 01:06:53,410 Hey, Chad, right? 1381 01:06:53,410 --> 01:06:54,744 Mrs. Coleman. 1382 01:06:54,744 --> 01:06:56,213 Hey, did you guys ever get any internet? 1383 01:06:56,213 --> 01:06:57,647 We did, yeah. 1384 01:06:57,647 --> 01:07:00,517 Just in time for an asteroid to hit our house. 1385 01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:01,551 Figures, right? 1386 01:07:01,551 --> 01:07:02,986 Classic. 1387 01:07:02,986 --> 01:07:05,355 Hey, did you see that crazy man on the news today? 1388 01:07:05,355 --> 01:07:06,656 Yeah, I did actually. 1389 01:07:06,656 --> 01:07:08,192 That's my husband. 1390 01:07:08,192 --> 01:07:09,793 Spencer. 1391 01:07:09,793 --> 01:07:11,295 Holy shit, it's you. 1392 01:07:11,295 --> 01:07:12,396 Can I get a selfie? 1393 01:07:12,396 --> 01:07:14,298 You're famous, Dad. 1394 01:07:14,298 --> 01:07:16,700 Or like even a video would be awesome. 1395 01:07:16,700 --> 01:07:18,068 Is that okay? 1396 01:07:18,068 --> 01:07:19,569 Yeah, sure, whatever. 1397 01:07:22,005 --> 01:07:25,309 We're just killing time until the sun eats us all. 1398 01:07:28,245 --> 01:07:29,846 I feel like I'm married to a celebrity. 1399 01:07:29,846 --> 01:07:31,081 Thanks, man. 1400 01:07:31,081 --> 01:07:32,582 This is going to get so many likes. 1401 01:07:32,582 --> 01:07:34,218 It's weird that you guys don't have service up here though, 1402 01:07:34,218 --> 01:07:37,654 because they put the tower up there real recently. 1403 01:07:37,654 --> 01:07:38,688 This is awesome. 1404 01:07:38,688 --> 01:07:39,623 I'm going to go post this. 1405 01:07:39,623 --> 01:07:40,957 Thank you so much, man. 1406 01:07:45,895 --> 01:07:47,164 So? 1407 01:07:47,164 --> 01:07:48,098 Mom, stop. 1408 01:07:49,533 --> 01:07:51,235 Yeah, I'm just going to hang back and wait for Chad. 1409 01:07:51,235 --> 01:07:52,502 The caverns began forming 1410 01:07:52,502 --> 01:07:55,339 approximately six million years ago, 1411 01:07:55,339 --> 01:07:59,109 long before the wooly mammoth, but long after the dinosaurs. 1412 01:07:59,109 --> 01:08:00,977 The caverns were discovered in 1928, 1413 01:08:00,977 --> 01:08:04,581 when two bovine explorers fell through the ground. 1414 01:08:04,581 --> 01:08:06,683 Bovine explorers? 1415 01:08:06,683 --> 01:08:07,517 Cows. 1416 01:08:08,885 --> 01:08:10,754 Apart from the stalactites and the stalagmites- 1417 01:08:10,754 --> 01:08:12,256 What's on your mind, Spence? 1418 01:08:13,990 --> 01:08:15,525 How's there no cell service 1419 01:08:15,525 --> 01:08:18,027 when they just built a brand new tower? 1420 01:08:18,027 --> 01:08:19,563 Maybe it's not activated yet. 1421 01:08:21,431 --> 01:08:22,899 Maybe. 1422 01:08:22,899 --> 01:08:25,202 The cavern's mining rough will reveal garnets, 1423 01:08:25,202 --> 01:08:29,973 rose quartz, fools gold, emeralds, aquamarines, and more. 1424 01:08:30,974 --> 01:08:32,008 Maybe. 1425 01:08:32,008 --> 01:08:34,744 Maybe I am just a crazy old man 1426 01:08:34,744 --> 01:08:37,714 and it's a downward spiral from here. 1427 01:08:37,714 --> 01:08:39,683 Be standing on the corner in my bathrobe, 1428 01:08:39,683 --> 01:08:40,884 flashing all the ladies. 1429 01:08:42,752 --> 01:08:45,789 I like your bathrobe though. 1430 01:08:45,789 --> 01:08:48,024 I'm changing my last name. 1431 01:08:48,024 --> 01:08:50,494 In fact, if some of you remember, a few decades ago, 1432 01:08:50,494 --> 01:08:53,497 a group of geologists discovered a vast deposit 1433 01:08:53,497 --> 01:08:56,200 of rare minerals underneath Oneonta. 1434 01:08:56,200 --> 01:08:59,403 The potential dollar value was so high 1435 01:08:59,403 --> 01:09:01,605 that it could not be calculated. 1436 01:09:01,605 --> 01:09:03,340 Why didn't they dig for it? 1437 01:09:03,340 --> 01:09:04,874 I'm sure they would have loved to. 1438 01:09:04,874 --> 01:09:07,644 The only problem is there's all these houses in the way. 1439 01:09:07,644 --> 01:09:09,246 What was that? 1440 01:09:09,246 --> 01:09:10,580 Can't dig for precious metals 1441 01:09:10,580 --> 01:09:12,282 if everyone's living on top of it. 1442 01:09:18,188 --> 01:09:19,356 I got to go. 1443 01:09:20,190 --> 01:09:21,024 What? 1444 01:09:21,024 --> 01:09:21,858 Where? 1445 01:09:23,026 --> 01:09:24,361 I just have to make sure I'm not crazy. 1446 01:09:24,361 --> 01:09:25,795 You are, absolutely. 1447 01:09:25,795 --> 01:09:27,331 Spencer, we came all the way back here 1448 01:09:27,331 --> 01:09:28,532 to make sure you were safe 1449 01:09:28,532 --> 01:09:29,899 and now you're just going to leave us again? 1450 01:09:29,899 --> 01:09:30,934 Just stay here, okay? 1451 01:09:30,934 --> 01:09:31,768 I'll be fast. 1452 01:09:31,768 --> 01:09:32,802 I have to... 1453 01:09:32,802 --> 01:09:33,937 I think I can save the house. 1454 01:09:33,937 --> 01:09:37,207 Just wait for me right here. 1455 01:09:38,408 --> 01:09:39,276 You go after him. 1456 01:09:39,276 --> 01:09:40,076 Dad! 1457 01:09:45,582 --> 01:09:46,883 Kenny. 1458 01:09:46,883 --> 01:09:48,285 Do you have bolt cutters? 1459 01:09:48,285 --> 01:09:49,319 Yeah. 1460 01:09:49,319 --> 01:09:51,288 Meet me in the truck. 1461 01:09:51,288 --> 01:09:53,623 What, we're leaving right now? 1462 01:09:56,192 --> 01:09:57,227 Zoe, what are you doing? 1463 01:09:57,227 --> 01:09:58,895 You don't have time. 1464 01:09:58,895 --> 01:10:00,764 Zoe, you have to trust me on this. 1465 01:10:00,764 --> 01:10:02,632 It's going to eat away at me forever if I don't try. 1466 01:10:02,632 --> 01:10:03,967 You know what really eats away at someone? 1467 01:10:03,967 --> 01:10:05,201 An asteroid. 1468 01:10:06,970 --> 01:10:07,937 I'll be back. 1469 01:10:08,905 --> 01:10:09,739 I promise. 1470 01:10:11,275 --> 01:10:12,509 Ever since we got here, 1471 01:10:12,509 --> 01:10:14,210 it's like all you care about is this house. 1472 01:10:14,210 --> 01:10:16,880 It's like Mom and I don't even exist. 1473 01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:19,015 It's kind of turned you into an asshole. 1474 01:10:21,951 --> 01:10:22,786 Zoe. 1475 01:10:31,361 --> 01:10:32,195 I love you. 1476 01:10:33,930 --> 01:10:36,400 Hey, bolt cutter delivery. 1477 01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:37,567 But why? Let's go. 1478 01:10:52,416 --> 01:10:55,452 Where are you two scurrying off to? 1479 01:11:03,993 --> 01:11:05,729 Man, so many likes. 1480 01:11:07,664 --> 01:11:08,832 Great. 1481 01:11:08,832 --> 01:11:10,300 Battery's almost dead. 1482 01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:12,101 You get the Pro or the Pro Max? 1483 01:11:12,101 --> 01:11:13,470 The Pro, why? 1484 01:11:13,470 --> 01:11:14,538 Pro sucks. 1485 01:11:14,538 --> 01:11:15,505 You suck. 1486 01:11:15,505 --> 01:11:17,240 Max is 3% more battery life. 1487 01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:19,042 Wow, a whole 3%? 1488 01:11:19,042 --> 01:11:21,177 Well, 3% would come in pretty handy right about now, 1489 01:11:21,177 --> 01:11:22,178 wouldn't it? 1490 01:11:26,416 --> 01:11:28,017 Whatcha watching? 1491 01:11:28,918 --> 01:11:30,286 Where we going, Spence? 1492 01:11:30,286 --> 01:11:31,588 Cell phone tower. 1493 01:11:31,588 --> 01:11:32,889 Care to elaborate? 1494 01:11:32,889 --> 01:11:34,524 'Cause this isn't normal. 1495 01:11:34,524 --> 01:11:37,126 None of this is normal, my entire life. 1496 01:11:37,126 --> 01:11:38,928 It hasn't been normal since I moved here. 1497 01:11:38,928 --> 01:11:41,731 And the only thing I can think of to fix this crazy problem 1498 01:11:41,731 --> 01:11:43,633 is this crazy solution. 1499 01:11:43,633 --> 01:11:44,834 Simple. 1500 01:11:44,834 --> 01:11:47,871 Why am I not hearing any of this? 1501 01:11:47,871 --> 01:11:49,105 Oh, I'll be damned. 1502 01:11:49,105 --> 01:11:50,173 The person who knows everything doesn't know 1503 01:11:50,173 --> 01:11:51,675 what's going on right now. 1504 01:11:51,675 --> 01:11:53,710 Maybe it's because your ears are a lot closer 1505 01:11:53,710 --> 01:11:55,078 to the ground than mine are. 1506 01:11:56,546 --> 01:11:58,715 Whatever, look, as long as we're back in time, okay? 1507 01:11:58,715 --> 01:11:59,883 You know, asteroid? 1508 01:12:01,518 --> 01:12:02,986 We'll make it. 1509 01:12:02,986 --> 01:12:04,087 This is News Channel One reporting 1510 01:12:04,087 --> 01:12:05,755 from the US Oneonta border 1511 01:12:05,755 --> 01:12:08,324 where we are only a short time away from impact. 1512 01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:09,693 As you can see behind me, 1513 01:12:09,693 --> 01:12:12,261 people are still scrambling to evacuate. 1514 01:12:12,261 --> 01:12:13,897 We'll be setting up our remote cameras 1515 01:12:13,897 --> 01:12:15,599 and then moving off to a safe distance. 1516 01:12:15,599 --> 01:12:16,800 We'll talk to you soon. 1517 01:12:18,234 --> 01:12:20,470 You sure you set this up with enough headroom, right? 1518 01:12:20,470 --> 01:12:22,906 I mean, you realize we're talking an asteroid. 1519 01:12:22,906 --> 01:12:24,774 Boom, big mushroom cloud. 1520 01:12:26,810 --> 01:12:27,677 Hey. 1521 01:12:27,677 --> 01:12:29,012 Wasn't that? 1522 01:12:29,012 --> 01:12:32,215 Hey, saw your family pass a few minutes ago. 1523 01:12:32,215 --> 01:12:34,551 Oh, no, I don't have a family. 1524 01:12:34,551 --> 01:12:36,019 No, I just have two people 1525 01:12:36,019 --> 01:12:37,253 who do whatever the hell they want 1526 01:12:37,253 --> 01:12:39,255 and we just happen to live in the same house. 1527 01:12:39,255 --> 01:12:40,824 Well, we did live in the same house 1528 01:12:40,824 --> 01:12:43,359 until it was to get blown up by an asteroid. 1529 01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:44,728 It's okay, Lynn, it's okay. 1530 01:12:44,728 --> 01:12:45,862 No, it's not. 1531 01:12:45,862 --> 01:12:46,796 It's not okay. 1532 01:12:46,796 --> 01:12:48,732 I have totally lost control. 1533 01:12:48,732 --> 01:12:50,734 I have completely lost control. 1534 01:12:50,734 --> 01:12:52,536 I've just been trying to optimism my way 1535 01:12:52,536 --> 01:12:55,505 through this whole thing and it has finally caught up to me. 1536 01:12:56,740 --> 01:12:58,875 Mayor, I just, I just wanted a garden. 1537 01:13:03,980 --> 01:13:05,482 Are you okay? 1538 01:13:05,482 --> 01:13:09,018 You seem like you might be a little claustrophobic. 1539 01:13:09,018 --> 01:13:12,188 No, I'm definitely claustrophobic. 1540 01:13:17,326 --> 01:13:19,228 All right, now what? 1541 01:13:20,764 --> 01:13:21,631 I have no idea. 1542 01:13:22,799 --> 01:13:24,200 Just looks like it doesn't belong. 1543 01:13:25,401 --> 01:13:27,604 I don't know, it looks like it belongs to me. 1544 01:13:27,604 --> 01:13:29,873 Technically speaking, something that doesn't belong 1545 01:13:29,873 --> 01:13:32,175 would want to look like it does belong. 1546 01:13:32,175 --> 01:13:35,278 Okay, well, how about you guys stop saying the word belong 1547 01:13:35,278 --> 01:13:36,446 and help me out here? 1548 01:13:38,548 --> 01:13:39,983 No service. 1549 01:13:42,586 --> 01:13:44,320 Yeah, I got nothing neither. 1550 01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:45,555 Wilson? 1551 01:13:45,555 --> 01:13:47,591 I don't carry one of those things around. 1552 01:13:47,591 --> 01:13:48,424 Are you nuts? 1553 01:13:50,259 --> 01:13:53,630 So we've got a brand new cell tower, no cell service, 1554 01:13:53,630 --> 01:13:58,367 and a gigantic mineral deposit underneath Oneonta. 1555 01:13:58,367 --> 01:14:00,570 Oh, and an asteroid coming. 1556 01:14:00,570 --> 01:14:01,905 Soon. 1557 01:14:01,905 --> 01:14:02,906 Asteroid comes soon. 1558 01:14:04,508 --> 01:14:06,610 What's the missing piece here? 1559 01:14:06,610 --> 01:14:08,311 Well, did they give you a timeline 1560 01:14:08,311 --> 01:14:10,780 of how long we would be down here? 1561 01:14:10,780 --> 01:14:12,215 No. 1562 01:14:12,215 --> 01:14:13,850 No. 1563 01:14:13,850 --> 01:14:17,386 I'm kind of winging it at this point, if I'm being honest. 1564 01:14:17,386 --> 01:14:18,588 I'm sorry. 1565 01:14:18,588 --> 01:14:20,223 Pressure of a family is a lot 1566 01:14:20,223 --> 01:14:22,626 but I can't imagine the pressure of an entire town, 1567 01:14:22,626 --> 01:14:24,928 especially in this situation. 1568 01:14:24,928 --> 01:14:27,296 How are you doing this? 1569 01:14:27,296 --> 01:14:28,532 I drink a lot of wine. 1570 01:14:30,199 --> 01:14:31,968 Did you bring any? 1571 01:14:31,968 --> 01:14:32,802 No, no. 1572 01:14:33,703 --> 01:14:34,738 I should have though. 1573 01:14:37,807 --> 01:14:41,010 Hey, maybe they have some upstairs. 1574 01:14:42,579 --> 01:14:44,080 All right, Wilson. 1575 01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:45,181 You've had your ear to the ground this whole time. 1576 01:14:45,181 --> 01:14:46,082 What do you think? 1577 01:14:47,717 --> 01:14:48,718 All right. 1578 01:14:49,986 --> 01:14:50,887 Spitballing here. 1579 01:14:52,556 --> 01:14:54,824 I would imagine that the electronic interference 1580 01:14:54,824 --> 01:14:56,092 you've been experiencing 1581 01:14:56,092 --> 01:14:58,061 on your property is the direct byproduct 1582 01:14:58,061 --> 01:15:01,397 of a mineral deposit discovered decades ago in Oneonta. 1583 01:15:01,397 --> 01:15:05,501 And my readings seem to indicate that your house, 1584 01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:09,906 if you'll excuse the expression, is ground zero. 1585 01:15:11,641 --> 01:15:14,678 Somebody somewhere wants to get underneath your land. 1586 01:15:16,613 --> 01:15:19,515 And they found the perfect cover to do it under. 1587 01:15:19,515 --> 01:15:22,652 So damn, so this is the gravity device. 1588 01:15:22,652 --> 01:15:24,220 Something like that. 1589 01:15:24,220 --> 01:15:27,390 The asteroid probably shares some property with the mineral, 1590 01:15:27,390 --> 01:15:29,893 so it's more like a magnet. 1591 01:15:31,394 --> 01:15:32,929 Well, whatever it is, 1592 01:15:32,929 --> 01:15:35,298 we got to get inside and take a closer look at this thing. 1593 01:15:36,299 --> 01:15:37,133 Kenny? 1594 01:15:38,401 --> 01:15:39,636 If this thing is the culprit, 1595 01:15:39,636 --> 01:15:40,937 we should be able to just cut the power 1596 01:15:40,937 --> 01:15:43,372 and the asteroid will go off course. 1597 01:15:43,372 --> 01:15:45,341 Well, whatever it takes, 1598 01:15:45,341 --> 01:15:46,776 if it means saving the house. 1599 01:15:48,277 --> 01:15:50,379 Wait, wait, wait, Spence, hold on, wait a minute. 1600 01:15:51,815 --> 01:15:54,618 Are we here to save your house or to save the town? 1601 01:15:57,687 --> 01:15:58,922 You said the house. 1602 01:16:01,424 --> 01:16:02,692 I did. 1603 01:16:02,692 --> 01:16:04,961 But yeah, man, but what about my house? 1604 01:16:07,030 --> 01:16:09,265 What about dickhead's house? 1605 01:16:09,265 --> 01:16:10,266 What about my store? 1606 01:16:21,410 --> 01:16:22,245 Shit. 1607 01:16:23,512 --> 01:16:24,347 Sorry. 1608 01:16:25,782 --> 01:16:27,283 More importantly, have you thought about what happens 1609 01:16:27,283 --> 01:16:28,551 if you do kill the power? 1610 01:16:38,628 --> 01:16:39,796 What is this? 1611 01:16:39,796 --> 01:16:40,864 Casual Friday? 1612 01:16:41,798 --> 01:16:42,899 We're off the clock. 1613 01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:46,135 This is civilian conversation. 1614 01:16:46,135 --> 01:16:47,070 Oh, I see what you're doing here, 1615 01:16:47,070 --> 01:16:49,305 it's that reverse psychology. 1616 01:16:49,305 --> 01:16:51,374 Just regular psychology. Mr. Coleman. 1617 01:16:51,374 --> 01:16:52,809 What happens if you do manage 1618 01:16:52,809 --> 01:16:54,443 to knock the asteroid off its course? 1619 01:16:54,443 --> 01:16:56,079 I don't know. 1620 01:16:56,079 --> 01:16:58,748 Maybe it flies past Earth and hits Uranus. 1621 01:17:00,483 --> 01:17:02,652 You do realize it's a little too late for that, right? 1622 01:17:02,652 --> 01:17:04,821 All you're going to do is take out another town 1623 01:17:04,821 --> 01:17:07,791 or another city that hasn't been preparing for this. 1624 01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:11,928 You're one stubborn son of a bitch, Mr. Coleman. 1625 01:17:11,928 --> 01:17:13,162 It seems like no matter how hard they tried 1626 01:17:13,162 --> 01:17:15,865 to scare you off, you just stayed behind. 1627 01:17:17,233 --> 01:17:18,434 And everyone was supposed to just leave town, 1628 01:17:18,434 --> 01:17:19,703 make things easy. 1629 01:17:19,703 --> 01:17:21,604 Guys, we should probably be going. 1630 01:17:21,604 --> 01:17:23,439 Wait, what are you implying? 1631 01:17:23,439 --> 01:17:25,541 You still haven't figured it out, huh? 1632 01:17:25,541 --> 01:17:27,610 I think you're going to find that when all is said and done, 1633 01:17:27,610 --> 01:17:30,579 you'll be in a much better position than you realize. 1634 01:17:30,579 --> 01:17:31,981 Oh yeah. 1635 01:17:31,981 --> 01:17:32,982 Chopper's waiting. 1636 01:17:34,450 --> 01:17:35,952 Look forward to negotiating. 1637 01:17:42,358 --> 01:17:43,192 She was right. 1638 01:17:45,161 --> 01:17:46,329 Who? 1639 01:17:46,329 --> 01:17:47,163 Zoe. 1640 01:17:48,197 --> 01:17:49,465 I've been an asshole. 1641 01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:52,035 Maybe. 1642 01:17:53,837 --> 01:17:57,473 But maybe this is a situation where everyone's an asshole. 1643 01:17:57,473 --> 01:18:00,176 Yeah, but at least you're about to be rich assholes. 1644 01:18:02,078 --> 01:18:03,612 What do you mean by that? 1645 01:18:03,612 --> 01:18:06,015 The minerals underneath your house? 1646 01:18:06,015 --> 01:18:08,517 I assume that's why you bought it in the first place. 1647 01:18:09,552 --> 01:18:11,154 Oh my God. 1648 01:18:11,154 --> 01:18:12,956 Oh my, guys, the whole reason 1649 01:18:12,956 --> 01:18:15,424 that the mining company was a bust in the first place was 1650 01:18:15,424 --> 01:18:17,126 because all the houses in the way. 1651 01:18:18,227 --> 01:18:20,063 And now there won't be any houses. 1652 01:18:20,063 --> 01:18:22,398 And we're our own country now, 1653 01:18:22,398 --> 01:18:24,033 which means the government can't come in 1654 01:18:24,033 --> 01:18:26,269 and claim eminent domain. 1655 01:18:26,269 --> 01:18:29,305 And Kenny, you own the only business 1656 01:18:29,305 --> 01:18:30,974 with the ability to clean up the mess 1657 01:18:30,974 --> 01:18:34,543 and get that shit out of the ground once the dust settles. 1658 01:18:34,543 --> 01:18:38,214 So, you're welcome. 1659 01:18:47,991 --> 01:18:48,825 Uh, guys? 1660 01:18:51,494 --> 01:18:52,295 The asteroid? 1661 01:18:54,363 --> 01:18:56,365 Thought you knew where you were going, genius. 1662 01:18:56,365 --> 01:18:57,867 I do know where we're going, 1663 01:18:57,867 --> 01:19:00,536 it's just, I must've taken a wrong turn somewhere up here. 1664 01:19:00,536 --> 01:19:02,438 I'm just trying to figure it out on the maps, 1665 01:19:02,438 --> 01:19:04,273 which unfortunately I don't have any service, 1666 01:19:04,273 --> 01:19:05,975 so give me a second. 1667 01:19:05,975 --> 01:19:07,543 So you don't know where you're going. 1668 01:19:07,543 --> 01:19:08,744 I know exactly where we're going. 1669 01:19:08,744 --> 01:19:09,813 We're going to the caverns. 1670 01:19:09,813 --> 01:19:11,147 It's a few minutes away. 1671 01:19:11,147 --> 01:19:13,349 I just took a wrong turn somewhere. 1672 01:19:13,349 --> 01:19:14,851 Listen, Christopher Columbus. 1673 01:19:14,851 --> 01:19:17,386 At this rate, you're not going to get us anywhere. 1674 01:19:17,386 --> 01:19:19,288 Hey, is that crazy Coleman? 1675 01:19:19,288 --> 01:19:21,324 Come on, we gotta stop him. 1676 01:19:21,324 --> 01:19:22,658 Hey, stop, stop! 1677 01:19:24,861 --> 01:19:28,264 Stop, in the name of the first amendment! 1678 01:19:28,264 --> 01:19:29,098 Come on, get over here. 1679 01:19:31,534 --> 01:19:33,336 Are you guys insane? 1680 01:19:33,336 --> 01:19:35,371 There's an asteroid coming. 1681 01:19:35,371 --> 01:19:36,873 We're just minutes away from impact 1682 01:19:36,873 --> 01:19:39,775 and we are here live with Mr. Coleman. 1683 01:19:39,775 --> 01:19:42,011 Mr. Coleman, you've become quite a celebrity 1684 01:19:42,011 --> 01:19:44,313 since the last time we saw you. 1685 01:19:44,313 --> 01:19:45,748 Do you have any comments for us? 1686 01:19:45,748 --> 01:19:47,016 Yeah. 1687 01:19:47,016 --> 01:19:48,117 Yeah, I have some comments for you. 1688 01:19:49,318 --> 01:19:50,153 Yeah. 1689 01:19:53,122 --> 01:19:54,723 I guess your job is about 1690 01:19:54,723 --> 01:19:57,326 to get a whole lot more complicated, huh? 1691 01:19:57,326 --> 01:19:58,161 Why's that? 1692 01:19:59,562 --> 01:20:02,665 The whole being removed from the United States thing? 1693 01:20:02,665 --> 01:20:04,333 What does that even mean? 1694 01:20:04,333 --> 01:20:06,202 We're the country of Oneonta now? 1695 01:20:07,136 --> 01:20:07,971 I'm not sure. 1696 01:20:09,072 --> 01:20:10,273 It's not like I got a call 1697 01:20:10,273 --> 01:20:12,008 from the United Nations or anything. 1698 01:20:12,008 --> 01:20:13,009 We'll just have to figure that out 1699 01:20:13,009 --> 01:20:14,610 after the dust settles, I guess. 1700 01:20:16,012 --> 01:20:18,014 What do you call the mayor of a country? 1701 01:20:19,182 --> 01:20:21,484 Wait, isn't that your husband again? 1702 01:20:21,484 --> 01:20:23,519 Do you have any comments for us? 1703 01:20:23,519 --> 01:20:24,787 Yeah. 1704 01:20:24,787 --> 01:20:26,122 Yeah, I have some comments for you. 1705 01:20:27,056 --> 01:20:27,891 Yeah. 1706 01:20:31,127 --> 01:20:32,028 I was wrong. 1707 01:20:34,898 --> 01:20:36,900 Could you just repeat that? 1708 01:20:39,235 --> 01:20:42,371 I said I was wrong. 1709 01:20:42,371 --> 01:20:44,373 Your dad's in the news again. 1710 01:20:44,373 --> 01:20:48,945 I moved my family up here for a simple life. 1711 01:20:50,646 --> 01:20:52,181 And it backfired. 1712 01:20:52,181 --> 01:20:54,717 They think I'm an absolute lunatic. 1713 01:20:56,685 --> 01:20:57,486 They're right. 1714 01:21:00,924 --> 01:21:05,161 Lynn, Zoe, I hope you're watching. 1715 01:21:05,161 --> 01:21:07,030 I love you so much. 1716 01:21:08,831 --> 01:21:11,767 I'm so, so sorry. 1717 01:21:11,767 --> 01:21:16,572 I was so focused on the stupid house, 1718 01:21:17,706 --> 01:21:19,308 I forgot about the people inside. 1719 01:21:22,245 --> 01:21:24,447 So you know, go ahead. 1720 01:21:24,447 --> 01:21:28,151 Take my house, wipe it off the face of the planet. 1721 01:21:29,318 --> 01:21:32,721 If it takes an asteroid to destroy everything, 1722 01:21:32,721 --> 01:21:37,193 to make things right, so be it. 1723 01:21:37,193 --> 01:21:40,163 I don't know what's going to happen when this thing hits. 1724 01:21:42,031 --> 01:21:42,932 It doesn't matter 1725 01:21:44,133 --> 01:21:45,935 because I think we're going to be all right. 1726 01:21:45,935 --> 01:21:48,337 'Cause we'll rebuild. 1727 01:21:49,505 --> 01:21:52,108 We're not gonna rebuild the way things were. 1728 01:21:53,476 --> 01:21:55,778 We're gonna build something better, together. 1729 01:21:58,081 --> 01:22:02,051 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a family to get back to. 1730 01:22:06,990 --> 01:22:11,060 Oh, I'm sorry about the shoe and the truck. 1731 01:22:11,060 --> 01:22:11,894 Yeah. 1732 01:22:14,964 --> 01:22:16,499 And there you have it, folks. 1733 01:22:18,501 --> 01:22:19,969 Let's get the hell out of here. 1734 01:22:19,969 --> 01:22:21,837 Man, your dad is so cool. 1735 01:22:22,705 --> 01:22:24,407 Really, you think so? 1736 01:22:24,407 --> 01:22:25,908 Yeah, I mean, look at him. 1737 01:22:25,908 --> 01:22:27,776 He's clearly not afraid to say what's on his mind 1738 01:22:27,776 --> 01:22:31,414 and he looks like he cares a lot about you and your mom. 1739 01:22:31,414 --> 01:22:32,248 I guess. 1740 01:22:33,649 --> 01:22:36,019 I don't know, to me, he's just always been Dad. 1741 01:22:37,586 --> 01:22:39,055 Here's the thing about parents though. 1742 01:22:39,055 --> 01:22:41,390 It's like you get 30, maybe 40 years with them, 1743 01:22:41,390 --> 01:22:42,658 if you're lucky. 1744 01:22:42,658 --> 01:22:44,593 You spend the first 10 just crawling around, 1745 01:22:44,593 --> 01:22:46,395 not knowing what's going on. 1746 01:22:46,395 --> 01:22:48,998 Then the next 10, you hate their guts. 1747 01:22:48,998 --> 01:22:50,533 Then I don't know, 1748 01:22:50,533 --> 01:22:51,834 I think you just spend the rest of the time you have 1749 01:22:51,834 --> 01:22:53,802 with them just trying to make up for it. 1750 01:22:54,803 --> 01:22:55,938 So you and your dad get along? 1751 01:22:55,938 --> 01:22:57,440 No, my dad's a moron. 1752 01:22:58,341 --> 01:23:00,276 But we're working on it. 1753 01:23:23,832 --> 01:23:24,900 Zoe! 1754 01:23:28,204 --> 01:23:29,672 Lynn. 1755 01:23:29,672 --> 01:23:30,506 Hey. 1756 01:23:31,574 --> 01:23:33,176 You made it back. 1757 01:23:34,510 --> 01:23:35,444 I'm back. 1758 01:23:36,779 --> 01:23:38,547 Nice speech. 1759 01:23:38,547 --> 01:23:39,848 High five. 1760 01:23:39,848 --> 01:23:40,916 Don't make it weird, Dad. 1761 01:23:48,491 --> 01:23:49,658 So this is it? 1762 01:23:52,395 --> 01:23:53,462 This is it. 1763 01:23:54,863 --> 01:23:57,100 Oh, sorry, I didn't know we were doing a thing. 1764 01:23:59,368 --> 01:24:00,236 Let's go inside.