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-Okay, well…
-Uh, thanks for having us, Debbie.
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-Bye.
-Mmm.
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-You're so bad at poker.
-Yeah.
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I'm actually good at other things.
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Oh?
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Wait, now I get it.
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Mmm.
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Mmm!
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I can't believe-- That's so cool.
You own your own house.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, I saved up for the down payment
over, you know, some time.
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I put money away
through careful calculations.
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Nice. Amazing.
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When I destroy my life,
can I move in with you?
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-Deal!
-Amazing!
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-Whoa! Look at all those books!
-Yeah, I'm a big reader.
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Are you? That's great. I-- Yeah,
I'm gonna be a big writer one day.
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-What?
-I want to be.
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Okay, I bet you will be.
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How did you get to be so awesome?
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You know you don't
have to say any of this?
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-I'm gonna sleep with you anyway.
-Unbelievable!
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I'm gonna send you
my short stories in the morning.
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Great.
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Mmm. I think you'll like them.
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-Mm-mmm. Okay.
-Okay, I'll stop talk--
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-Just be quiet now. Yeah.
-I'm sorry.
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-I've actually written 23 short stories.
-Oh, God, just stop.
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Good morning.
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Good morning.
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Happy birthday, much younger person.
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What? We're the same age.
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Not in lady years.
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In lady years, I'm a crone,
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and somehow you'll
still be considered sexy at, like, 70,
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no matter how wrinkled and bald you get.
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-Yeah.
-So congratulations.
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I'll admit it. It's a good deal.
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Oh, I got you
the greatest birthday present.
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You got me a Porsche? A 356?
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No, the 911 in purple, right?
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Do you want coffee?
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Uh, yeah, thank you.
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You know what? Let me call you back.
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You said you didn't need me
to bring you anything in New York,
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but do you have any herb plants?
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What?
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You know, herb plants?
Never mind, I'll just pick some up.
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You pop them in the windowsill
and then you have fresh basil or mint
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anytime you need to cook with it,
or eat it, or just smell it.
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Okay, Debbie, please do not bring
soil into my apartment. I'm begging you.
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Big shocker, you listen
to The Cars in the morning.
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-Morning, noon, and night.
-Oh, I wanted to mention,
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when I'm at your place,
if you wanna have somebody over,
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and you want me to get out of the way,
I can do that, so you can…
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Okay, now I'm feeling uncomfortable.
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Oh, please, I've seen you naked.
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-Never stops being weird.
-Which is so weird.
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Thank you.
I think I can control myself for one week.
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You-- You never know, maybe you'll meet
someone while you're here
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and we'll have
a big ol' sex party up in here.
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-Uh, barf?
-Yeah, I'm sorry, that was gross.
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Anyway, no chance of me meeting anybody.
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As you know,
my heart is a cold, hard little stone.
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I'm so glad
you're not being dramatic about it.
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By the way, I am so proud of you
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for being cool
about leaving Jack for a whole week.
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I'm not being cool about it,
I'm having a panic attack.
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He's my baby.
I've never left him for that long.
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-Hey.
-Ah, the creature awakens!
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-Morning.
-Morning.
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- Can I eat this?
-Yes, it's gluten-free.
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-Also, say hi to Peter.
-'Sup, Peter?
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Hey! 'Sup, Jack-O'-Lantern?
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-What?
-Oh, I'm working on nicknames. No?
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No, he didn't like it.
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-Go back to the drawing board on that one.
-Look at him. He's not a baby.
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All right? He's gonna be fine.
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It's not like you're leaving him
with a dog bowl and a chew toy.
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Right? Scarlet's gonna be there.
You-- You want my opinion?
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Just you saying that,
I know exactly what your opinion is.
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Look, he's not my kid,
but I think Jack could use the space.
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All right, notes on parenting
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from a guy whose only pet
was a goldfish that died in a bong fire.
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Okay, look, I'm just saying.
There's, like, helicopter parenting,
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there's snowplow parenting.
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What you're doing?
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This is Saran Wrap parenting.
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You're so tightly wrapped around this kid,
you're suffocating him!
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-Yes, I can track a metaphor, thanks.
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Okay, how excited are you
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that you and I are gonna be
in the same city for a whole week?
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When's the last time
we hung out that long?
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I don't know, 2008? When you left LA
because you were scared of earthquakes.
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Okay, hey!
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-The Chino Hills Temblor was no joke!
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Anyway, I know you have to go to work
and I want to give you your present
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before you go.
So I was cleaning out this drawer--
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You clean things out?
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Occasionally, I clean things out.
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And look what I found!
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I know you hate mementos.
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Yeah, no, I hate mementos
above all mentos.
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Okay, hold on. Here's your present. Look.
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I put this in the end table
the night you stayed over,
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because, I don't know,
I thought it would be a keepsake
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at our wedding or something.
That's how dumb I was in my 20s.
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-You weren't dumb.
-I was a little bit dumb.
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Anyway, the best part of the whole night
was when I took all your money!
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That was the best part?
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I mean, it overshadowed the sex part,
because you fled the next day.
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-Wait, hold on. I did call you later.
-Yeah, you did call me later.
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When you said
that you couldn't date me or anybody else
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because you were,
"an unknowable piece of shit"?
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Uh, mmm, there's the writer
in me right there.
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Now that's a beautiful turn of phrase.
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-And I'm the dramatic one?
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Anyway, 20 years of friendship. 20 years!
Can you believe it?
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You've had the best best friend
in the entire world.
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Back at you.
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Have a great birthday, Peter.
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-I will. You're awesome.
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-Okay, I'll see you in a couple days.
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Hey.
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Geez, I thought you and Debbie
were gonna blab, like, forever.
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-Yeah, I know. I'm sorry about that.
-So, what were you talking about?
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-Like, just stuff.
-"Stuff"?
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Okay, so your best friend,
who's a woman who I've never met,
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just calls you on your birthday
and you, like, talk forever?
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Okay, it's not "a girl," it's Debbie.
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Okay, obviously, I'm not jealous.
I mean, look at me, but it's just weird.
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Becca?
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I mean, if you like each other so much,
why aren't you guys together?
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Me and Debbie? Yeah, 'cause.
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-Because…
-She's…
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her.
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And I'm me.
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-Uh-huh.
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Oh, look at that.
Should we get to work? Uber's here.
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-You look great today.
-Uh-huh.
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-Okay, tonight…
-Mm-hmm.
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…at the Brownstone Club,
do not tell them it's my birthday.
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They'll make a big fuss out of it,
and I just want it to be you and me.
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Peter…
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Yes?
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What happens next?
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Like, wha-- After dinner?
I-- I mean, I enjoy their flan.
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Yeah, no, I-- I mean with us.
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I mean, we've been together
for six months, and…
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I just feel like
we're not really getting any closer.
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-I mean, I don't know that much about you.
-Yes, you do.
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-Uh…
-I-- Look, I'll tell you anything.
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I'm an open book.
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Look, if this is a waste of my time,
I just want to know. Okay?
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Define "waste."
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You just did.
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Wow.
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Happy birthday.
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No! Come-- Come on.
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-It's over, Peter.
-It-- It's…
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And she took the car.
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-Okay, did you take your antihistamine?
-Check.
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-Nasal spray?
-Check.
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Good! Good to go!
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-Morning, team! Hey!
-Oh!
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Ladybugs are kicking some ass
in the garden out here.
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You guys do the same. Have a great one.
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-Right back at you, Zen.
-I'll be right here!
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Or maybe, uh, over there.
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Hey, um, I talked to Alexander's mom
about providing an alternative dessert
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at the birthday party
because of all your allergies.
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Okay, don't forget--
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You gotta be kidding me, Mom.
That's so embarrassing.
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Do you still hang out with Wade? Hi, Wade!
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-Mom! No.
-What?
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-What? He's one of my students!
-Gosh, you're not a teacher.
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Technically, I work here.
Let me get your lunch.
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Um, you guys used
to hang out all the time.
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He used to come for sleepovers.
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Here, let me put this in your bag.
Didn't he pee on our sofa once?
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Mom!
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What? He did!
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-Hey, girl. Hey.
-Oh, my God, hey.
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Do you want to have
some of my terrible office coffee?
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-I have this.
-Oh, okay.
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-But, yes, of course.
-Well, let's do it.
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-Uh, so, are you packed?
-Yes, I am packed.
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I have to say, I am so glad
you're finally taking a vacay.
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What? A-- No, I am not going on vacay.
I have explained this to you!
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I have to finish this program
before the end of the year
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so that I can apply
for that open Senior Accounting position
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at the Regional School District.
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Oh, I love it when you say
a bunch of sexy words like that.
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Yeah, I just-- I need the money.
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Jack's eczema medicine
is only gonna be covered by my insurance
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for the next six months,
and then it's, like…
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-One thousand dollars.
-Yes!
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One thousand GD dollars a month!
So, no, not a vacay.
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All right, all right. Well, I just hope
that when you're in New York,
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you will take time
to do something nice for yourself.
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Maybe take a bath. Relax.
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That's what I love to do
when I travel, I like to take a bath,
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and not hear
either of my kids yell, "I'm hungry!"
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Are they just always hungry?
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-Well, never feed 'em, so…
-Ever?
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Wait, why can't Jimmy
come here to watch Jack?
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It's peak climbing season.
He has to be out there.
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Oh, my God, you are so nice about him.
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If my ex was a mountain climber
and spent ten months out of every year
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traveling the world
with some hot 33-year-old
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covered in tattoos…
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Have you been looking at her Instagram?
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You think I'm not gonna be looking
at Jimmy's girlfriend's Instagram account?
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I mean, what are we even doing?
Who would I even be?
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Look, it's fine.
It works for him, it works for me.
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Besides, Jack loves
hanging out with Scarlet.
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All right, well, I hope that you get
what you want out of this trip.
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-Yes.
-And what you need.
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You know, get your degree,
find a man, come home,
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and then remodel
that ancient kitchen of yours.
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I also think it's time
to get layers in your hair.
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Layers, but not bangs.
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Bangs are for an emergency.
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Wow, you really have
all the answers to my life figured out.
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Yeah, well, we're friends.
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Obviously, I have
well-thought-out critiques
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of every choice you've ever made.
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And all the fixes.
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So, if you end up going
on this Manhattan adventure
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and find yourself a hottie,
might I suggest a manicure.
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Maybe get waxed.
You know, spruce it up a bit.
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Waxed? Oh, my--
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-Oh, "waxed."
-Waxed.
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Oh, well, that's just not gonna happen.
235
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I beg of you, sir!
Please, don't hurt me!
236
00:12:49,916 --> 00:12:52,125
No, no. Okay, don't--
Don't judge that. Don't judge that.
237
00:12:52,208 --> 00:12:53,833
I'm gonna do it again. Okay.
238
00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:58,500
I beg of you, sir, do not hurt me!
239
00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:00,458
Was that good?
240
00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:03,291
-Incredible.
-Hey, Scarlet.
241
00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:05,291
-Hey, Deb! Um--
-What's going on?
242
00:13:05,375 --> 00:13:08,041
-Well, I got an audition!
-What?
243
00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:11,916
Ah, yeah! It's for a TV series
set in the '20s about this serial killer,
244
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:16,708
and I would play a maid
who gets strangled by the lead.
245
00:13:17,291 --> 00:13:19,750
Okay, can I try this out? Okay.
246
00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:24,250
I beg of you, sir!
Please don't hurt me!
247
00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:26,833
I was being strangled.
Did you get that? How was that?
248
00:13:28,666 --> 00:13:29,500
Honestly?
249
00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:31,416
Nailed it.
250
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,958
I'm probably not gonna get this anyway
'cause I don't get anything.
251
00:13:34,041 --> 00:13:37,250
Hey, you never know. Um, listen,
did you get the emails that I sent
252
00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:39,208
about what to do with Jack
while I'm out of town?
253
00:13:39,291 --> 00:13:41,916
-Yep, yep, yep! We're on it! Right, Jack?
-Yeah!
254
00:13:42,583 --> 00:13:45,291
-Deb, I gotta say, I'm so happy for you.
-Oh!
255
00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:47,500
It's, like, really cool and inspirational,
256
00:13:47,583 --> 00:13:50,541
this whole accounting thing
or-- or whatever.
257
00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:52,375
It's so funny
that you're a numbers person,
258
00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:54,166
'cause I thought you liked books.
259
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:57,750
So, I-- Why aren't you doing
something with, like, booky-books?
260
00:13:58,416 --> 00:14:00,041
Well, this degree is practical,
261
00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:02,416
which is what you have to be
when you're a single mom.
262
00:14:03,083 --> 00:14:04,541
Oh, right.
263
00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:07,208
Right, right. Tragic.
264
00:14:08,541 --> 00:14:10,250
It's just such a waste.
265
00:14:11,416 --> 00:14:12,416
"A waste."
266
00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:17,458
Look, we know that our consulting period
with you is up, but--
267
00:14:17,541 --> 00:14:18,750
Yeah, we were just hoping
268
00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:21,291
for a little more time
to get to know you better.
269
00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:24,041
Guys, you know me so well.
270
00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:26,458
We spent so much time together
over the last six months.
271
00:14:26,541 --> 00:14:28,041
Yeah, we did, and it's been…
272
00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:31,083
-It's been amazing.
-Amazing.
273
00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:34,500
Um, you know, we're just wondering,
what happens next?
274
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,416
Next, I move on.
275
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:41,125
I'm really sorry.
276
00:14:41,666 --> 00:14:42,500
Come with us.
277
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:46,041
We just-- We need a new CMO
and it should be you, it's so obvious.
278
00:14:46,125 --> 00:14:47,541
-Yes!
-Guys, I'm sorry.
279
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,416
It's just not on the table for me.
280
00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:53,333
I-- Look, look, don't be sad.
281
00:14:53,416 --> 00:14:55,708
-Nope. It's fine. Yeah. No, I--
282
00:14:55,791 --> 00:14:57,666
This is just how it has to be.
283
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,666
I don't know if I like you anymore.
284
00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:03,291
Oh, it's getting ugly.
285
00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:05,000
I knew it was gonna get ugly.
286
00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:08,708
You can, um, take my contact
and erase it from your phone.
287
00:15:09,291 --> 00:15:11,083
I don't have it in my phone.
288
00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:14,458
Well, then put it in your phone
and then erase it.
289
00:15:14,541 --> 00:15:17,041
-He's sorry. We're sorry. He didn't--
-No, it's okay.
290
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:20,041
Listen, Peter, if this is happening,
291
00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:21,250
and it clearly is,
292
00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:25,250
I want to say to you,
I hope you find what you're looking for.
293
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:07,541
Happy birthday, buddy.
294
00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:19,166
-You're staring.
-I know.
295
00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:21,833
I-- I'm just…
I'm gonna miss you a whole lot.
296
00:16:21,916 --> 00:16:24,916
Mom, you've been wanting
to go do this thing for forever.
297
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,833
-I promise I'll be fine.
298
00:16:26,916 --> 00:16:29,375
I beg of you,
sir, do not hurt me!
299
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,916
Um, I got the part!
300
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:35,458
-What?
-Yeah! Can you believe it?
301
00:16:35,541 --> 00:16:37,000
That's amazing!
302
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,125
I know, I know!
I fly to Vancouver tonight!
303
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,041
-Oh!
-Yeah.
304
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,916
And I'm there for two weeks,
because even though I only have one line,
305
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,750
my character is in the background
of all these really important scenes.
306
00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:47,750
Oh, my God.
307
00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:52,750
Oh, my God. What is wrong with me?
308
00:16:52,833 --> 00:16:55,250
I-- I rushed over here
to tell you the news,
309
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:56,791
because I love you guys so much,
310
00:16:56,875 --> 00:16:59,416
and I totally forgot that, of course,
I'm supposed to be with Jack,
311
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:00,750
because I'm a selfish butthole!
312
00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:02,375
-No!
-Mm-mmm.
313
00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:03,958
What am I gonna do?
314
00:17:05,666 --> 00:17:07,208
What are we gonna do?
315
00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:25,916
-It's fine. Totally fine.
316
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,500
Doesn't seem fine. Seems loud.
317
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:30,041
I'll finish the program next year.
318
00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:32,291
They don't offer it again
until then anyway.
319
00:17:33,666 --> 00:17:35,708
Well, you seem kind of bummed out.
320
00:17:36,416 --> 00:17:38,250
It's okay. I'm an adult.
321
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:41,375
A big part of being an adult
is being bummed out.
322
00:17:41,958 --> 00:17:43,333
A lot of the time, really.
323
00:17:43,416 --> 00:17:44,250
Oh.
324
00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:46,958
That's something to look forward to.
325
00:17:48,875 --> 00:17:51,208
Yeah, and that's just why
you have to be careful
326
00:17:51,291 --> 00:17:53,625
and you have to be cautious
all of the time.
327
00:17:59,708 --> 00:18:03,541
-You're not answering?
-No, he's gonna try and lend me money.
328
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,750
-You don't know that.
-Yes, I do.
329
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:10,333
Hey, Peter.
330
00:18:10,416 --> 00:18:12,625
Tell her
I'm not trying to lend her money.
331
00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:13,541
I said that.
332
00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:16,625
I'm calling because I booked
a flight, Jackity-Jack.
333
00:18:16,708 --> 00:18:19,416
-Are you ready to hang?
-Please, the nicknames.
334
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:21,000
-Wait, what?
-You're right.
335
00:18:21,083 --> 00:18:23,791
I'm shooting blanks with the nicknames.
We'll work on that when I get there.
336
00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:25,166
-Hey, Debbie!
-Wait, what?
337
00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:27,041
Oh, and I'm renting my own car,
338
00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:30,333
'cause God knows whatever hell show
you're driving, I want no part of.
339
00:18:30,416 --> 00:18:32,875
-Wait, what?
-You're saying "Wait, what?" a lot.
340
00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:34,333
And it makes you sound kinda dumb.
341
00:18:34,416 --> 00:18:37,458
-I just don't-- I don't understand.
-Well, I'm coming to LA for a week.
342
00:18:37,541 --> 00:18:39,875
I'm gonna look after Jack,
and you can stay here solo.
343
00:18:39,958 --> 00:18:41,583
Peter, come on.
344
00:18:41,666 --> 00:18:44,625
You can't just drop everything
to come and babysit.
345
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:46,458
You have a job and a life.
346
00:18:46,541 --> 00:18:48,875
I mean, I don't know about a life,
but you have a job.
347
00:18:48,958 --> 00:18:52,666
Actually, I have,
uh, some time off between clients,
348
00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:53,958
so we're all good there.
349
00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:56,583
It's not as much fun
as us hanging out together,
350
00:18:56,666 --> 00:18:59,208
but gets you what you need.
351
00:18:59,291 --> 00:19:02,541
Peter, taking care of Jack
is actually a lot of work.
352
00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:06,333
It-- He's allergic to a billion things,
like, he takes a bunch of medicine,
353
00:19:06,416 --> 00:19:09,750
and, honestly, he doesn't have
a lot of friends right now.
354
00:19:09,833 --> 00:19:11,125
Let me help. I owe you.
355
00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:14,541
-Owe me?
-Yes! Where was I when Jack was born?
356
00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:18,291
I was in London helping a Spanish bank
357
00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:21,125
launch a sister branch in Eastern Europe.
358
00:19:21,208 --> 00:19:25,041
But when my mom died,
you drove from Los Angeles
359
00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:28,791
to freaking Ohio for the services.
360
00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:31,875
And you picked me up from rehab
not once, but twice.
361
00:19:31,958 --> 00:19:34,541
Yeah, yeah, I-- I-- I know,
I'm a really good friend,
362
00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:38,041
but I-- I didn't do any of those things
expecting something in return.
363
00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:39,291
Of course you didn't,
364
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:41,708
'cause you're not a monster.
365
00:19:43,958 --> 00:19:45,041
You need help.
366
00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:47,625
And I'm coming,
367
00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:49,000
and that's that.
368
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:54,416
Okay.
369
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:00,833
He's gonna be fine, right?
370
00:20:00,916 --> 00:20:03,083
Yes, it's only a week.
371
00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:04,291
It's only a week!
372
00:20:09,916 --> 00:20:11,375
I'm hugging a pair of pants.
373
00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:20,750
Mom, come on! We're gonna be late!
374
00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:26,291
-Need help?
-No, no.
375
00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:27,375
I have a method.
376
00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:29,125
That's how I do it.
377
00:20:29,791 --> 00:20:30,625
Okay.
378
00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:34,250
You know, they make these, uh,
zippy, little four-wheelers now.
379
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,625
You barely have to push 'em.
They call 'em "spinners."
380
00:20:36,708 --> 00:20:38,583
-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah! All right. Hey.
381
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:40,333
-Ooh!
-What?
382
00:20:40,416 --> 00:20:42,208
Begonias while you're begone?
383
00:20:42,291 --> 00:20:44,416
-Knock yourself out, Zen.
384
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,375
All right, good. Safe travels.
385
00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:47,500
Thanks!
386
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,958
Yeah!
387
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:04,875
I'm gonna miss you.
I'll call you every day.
388
00:21:04,958 --> 00:21:06,208
-Okay?
-All right.
389
00:21:09,041 --> 00:21:11,166
-I love you!
-Bye, Mama!
390
00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:50,083
Leesh!
391
00:21:54,166 --> 00:21:57,583
-Oh, here's this guy.
-Look at you!
392
00:21:57,666 --> 00:21:58,916
You look great!
393
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,833
You look, like, the same!
394
00:22:00,916 --> 00:22:03,375
Yeah, I know! It's spooky, isn't it?
395
00:22:03,458 --> 00:22:05,000
-Yeah!
-Yeah. Uh…
396
00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:07,291
-Oh, uh, do you want this?
-Oh.
397
00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:08,958
I thought you might need it.
398
00:22:09,041 --> 00:22:10,583
-You look good.
-Thank you.
399
00:22:10,666 --> 00:22:15,208
You still got that tall, squared-jaw,
long-eyelash vibe going on.
400
00:22:15,291 --> 00:22:16,583
Some people like that.
401
00:22:16,666 --> 00:22:18,875
-It was never my thing, but…
-Yup.
402
00:22:18,958 --> 00:22:23,166
Anyway, it was really nice of you
to come out here to take care of Jack.
403
00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:26,833
Come on, it's no sweat.
Honestly, I was between clients and, well…
404
00:22:26,916 --> 00:22:29,250
-It's a short-term project, right?
405
00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:32,458
That's what I do. I get in,
manage things, no muss, no fuss.
406
00:22:32,541 --> 00:22:35,708
I have bad news.
Kids are all muss and all fuss.
407
00:22:36,291 --> 00:22:37,708
-Are they though?
-Uh, yeah.
408
00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:38,916
-Very much so.
-Oh.
409
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,750
-Give it back!
-We'll see.
410
00:22:40,833 --> 00:22:43,208
Those two, those are my girls.
411
00:22:43,291 --> 00:22:46,041
-Okay. Oh, fun. They look fun.
412
00:22:46,125 --> 00:22:47,333
Oh, there's Jack.
413
00:22:47,416 --> 00:22:49,541
All right, I think I got this.
414
00:22:51,708 --> 00:22:53,916
What's up, Jackie Gleason?
415
00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:56,458
Who or what is that?
416
00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:58,416
No? All right, all right.
417
00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:00,416
Let's blow this popsicle stand, huh?
418
00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:01,875
What's a popsicle stand?
419
00:23:03,166 --> 00:23:05,625
I am not entirely sure, to be honest.
420
00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:12,125
Hey, you want to drive?
421
00:23:12,208 --> 00:23:13,583
-No.
-You can drive the Porsche.
422
00:23:13,666 --> 00:23:15,708
-I don't want to drive--
-It was this or a Lamborgh--
423
00:23:15,791 --> 00:23:18,375
I know, you don't like the Porsche.
You'd rather drive the Lotus?
424
00:23:18,458 --> 00:23:19,708
-What?
-All right, well…
425
00:23:19,791 --> 00:23:22,166
Next time, I'll bring the Lotus,
and you can drive it.
426
00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:23,416
What's a Lotus?
427
00:23:38,666 --> 00:23:42,166
My mom hates convertibles, you know?
She says they roll over too easily.
428
00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:45,583
Yeah, well, they're also awesome,
so that negates the rolling part.
429
00:23:46,875 --> 00:23:50,041
Hey, let me ask you a question.
Those kids back there,
430
00:23:50,541 --> 00:23:52,541
they were blowing you off.
What was that about?
431
00:23:57,416 --> 00:23:58,250
Look, man.
432
00:23:58,875 --> 00:24:01,250
I was a 13-year-old boy once, all right?
433
00:24:01,333 --> 00:24:04,083
And I know I'm pretty cool now,
434
00:24:04,666 --> 00:24:08,875
but when I was 13 I was basically
a walking Adam's apple with a bowl cut
435
00:24:08,958 --> 00:24:11,916
and a tattered copy
of Catcher in the Rye under my arm, so…
436
00:24:12,791 --> 00:24:14,125
Plus, I didn't have a dad.
437
00:24:15,666 --> 00:24:17,500
He bailed on me when I was 13,
438
00:24:18,125 --> 00:24:21,083
then he died three years later,
drunk in a ditch.
439
00:24:21,583 --> 00:24:25,291
He was walking along the side of the road
and he just went "bloop."
440
00:24:25,875 --> 00:24:26,708
Oh, my God.
441
00:24:26,791 --> 00:24:28,666
So, seriously,
whatever you're going through,
442
00:24:28,750 --> 00:24:31,000
I've probably seen worse,
so you can hit me with it.
443
00:24:32,625 --> 00:24:35,458
-Well, give it to me, Jack Be Nimble.
-I don't even understand that one.
444
00:24:35,541 --> 00:24:37,583
Look, I'm still workshopping, okay?
445
00:24:39,708 --> 00:24:41,083
It's because of hockey.
446
00:24:43,333 --> 00:24:44,166
Okay.
447
00:24:44,875 --> 00:24:47,958
Wade and I were friends,
and we used to skate at the rink together,
448
00:24:48,041 --> 00:24:50,291
but now he plays on the team and I can't.
449
00:24:50,375 --> 00:24:52,208
So he hangs out with Evan, who does.
450
00:24:52,875 --> 00:24:54,708
So we just stopped hanging at all.
451
00:24:54,791 --> 00:24:58,375
Whoa, wait, you play hockey?
Well, Debbie never told me that.
452
00:24:59,000 --> 00:24:59,916
Yeah.
453
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,291
I can't play basketball
'cause I'm allergic to the gym,
454
00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:05,250
and I can't play baseball
'cause I'm allergic to grass.
455
00:25:05,333 --> 00:25:07,333
Wait- I don't understand
why you can't play on the team
456
00:25:07,416 --> 00:25:10,000
with Wade and his weaselly friend.
Oh, I'm sorry. He--
457
00:25:10,083 --> 00:25:13,000
He's probably not weaselly,
but, like, he's got a weasel face.
458
00:25:13,583 --> 00:25:16,458
You know? So, but--
Why can't you play on the team?
459
00:25:17,458 --> 00:25:18,666
I'm too small.
460
00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:20,500
Mom says it's too dangerous.
461
00:25:23,125 --> 00:25:25,791
I cannot believe your mom
didn't tell me about this.
462
00:25:26,750 --> 00:25:28,250
Like, she tells me everything.
463
00:25:29,291 --> 00:25:32,000
But do you? Tell her everything?
464
00:25:34,250 --> 00:25:35,083
Of course.
465
00:25:48,458 --> 00:25:50,833
I never understood why Debbie
466
00:25:51,375 --> 00:25:54,333
decided to buy a house
on the side of a whole entire hill.
467
00:25:54,416 --> 00:25:55,250
Yeah.
468
00:25:56,666 --> 00:25:58,791
I suppose you get used to it
after a while, huh?
469
00:25:58,875 --> 00:26:00,583
No. It continues to suck.
470
00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:03,750
Who lived here before you,
like, an alpaca?
471
00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:09,250
-Hey!
-Hey! Oh!
472
00:26:09,333 --> 00:26:11,791
Yeah! Yo, Jack.
473
00:26:11,875 --> 00:26:13,500
You're the guy-- You're the dude
474
00:26:13,583 --> 00:26:15,750
that's, uh, gonna be hanging
with, uh, Jack.
475
00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:17,916
-Nice to meet you.
-I'm Zen.
476
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,208
Yeah, like the Buddhism.
477
00:26:19,291 --> 00:26:22,291
I live through the gate there,
and, uh, I'm independently wealthy
478
00:26:22,375 --> 00:26:23,500
due to a tech buyout.
479
00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:25,208
-Of course.
-I surf in the AM.
480
00:26:25,291 --> 00:26:27,916
Spend the rest of the day
here in Debbie's garden.
481
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,666
-What about your yard?
-My yard?
482
00:26:29,750 --> 00:26:32,208
Oh, I don't do my yard,
I got a guy for that.
483
00:26:32,875 --> 00:26:34,291
There he is. Hey!
484
00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:36,291
-Yeah?
-Yeah!
485
00:26:36,375 --> 00:26:38,666
Dude, he's so funny.
486
00:26:40,416 --> 00:26:41,750
He's from Spokane.
487
00:26:42,416 --> 00:26:45,333
Okay. Well, it was nice to meet you.
488
00:26:45,416 --> 00:26:46,416
Nice to meet you.
489
00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:48,458
-Okay.
-Bye, Zen.
490
00:26:50,291 --> 00:26:53,125
All right, back at it.
491
00:26:53,208 --> 00:26:55,708
-You didn't know about Zen?
-Nope.
492
00:26:55,791 --> 00:26:59,125
So the whole thing where you and Mom
tell each other everything--
493
00:26:59,208 --> 00:27:01,791
Yeah, no, we're not gonna--
That's grown-up talk.
494
00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:06,375
Okay.
495
00:27:07,208 --> 00:27:12,041
Did she stay up all night doing this?
496
00:27:12,666 --> 00:27:13,833
Your mom's crazy.
497
00:27:13,916 --> 00:27:15,500
I am well aware.
498
00:27:17,458 --> 00:27:19,375
All right, let's, um…
499
00:27:21,166 --> 00:27:23,750
Oh, hey!
I made it. I'm in Brooklyn.
500
00:27:24,583 --> 00:27:27,166
Are-- Are you home yet?
Did you see my Post-Its?
501
00:27:27,250 --> 00:27:29,958
-Yeah, they're kinda hard to miss, Deb.
-Okay.
502
00:27:30,041 --> 00:27:32,458
The most important thing
is that you feed him breakfast,
503
00:27:32,541 --> 00:27:34,958
then you pack his lunch,
and then you pick up his prescriptions
504
00:27:35,041 --> 00:27:35,875
on the way to school.
505
00:27:35,958 --> 00:27:36,791
Uh-huh.
506
00:27:36,875 --> 00:27:39,375
Oh, and the other most important thing
is that you get the list
507
00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:42,000
of things that he's allergic to.
It's right by the coffee maker.
508
00:27:42,083 --> 00:27:44,875
-Oh! Excuse me.
-Oh, wow. Laminated. Nice.
509
00:27:44,958 --> 00:27:47,166
-Oh, this one says "urgent."
-Yeah.
510
00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:49,333
And I forgot to label
the nut-free nut butter.
511
00:27:49,416 --> 00:27:51,208
But it's in there. It's in the… Do you--
512
00:27:51,291 --> 00:27:53,250
-Yeah.
-I don't know what that is.
513
00:27:53,333 --> 00:27:55,833
Oh, and Jack, Jack,
have you started your history paper?
514
00:27:55,916 --> 00:27:56,833
Already started it.
515
00:27:56,916 --> 00:27:59,666
Okay, that means he's done nothing, Peter.
You have to remind him.
516
00:27:59,750 --> 00:28:01,125
Okay, he has to pick a thesis.
517
00:28:01,208 --> 00:28:04,416
He's doing the Spanish-American War,
which is, I think, against Spain.
518
00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:05,833
-Yeah, Deb?
-I'm not sure.
519
00:28:05,916 --> 00:28:08,541
-Jack is okay.
-Oh, hi!
520
00:28:09,041 --> 00:28:12,166
Oh, my gosh.
There are so many people here. It's crazy.
521
00:28:12,250 --> 00:28:14,083
We're gonna figure out dinner.
522
00:28:14,875 --> 00:28:18,250
Oh, no, you don't have to worry about it,
because I left dinner.
523
00:28:18,333 --> 00:28:19,500
O-- Open the freezer.
524
00:28:21,541 --> 00:28:24,708
-Wait, this also says "urgent."
-Jack loves those casseroles.
525
00:28:24,791 --> 00:28:27,041
-You know, I could-- I could buy dinner.
526
00:28:27,125 --> 00:28:29,083
Peter, I know
that you have a lot of money,
527
00:28:29,166 --> 00:28:31,083
but I really don't want you
getting him take-out,
528
00:28:31,166 --> 00:28:33,125
and-- and other things that are fancy.
529
00:28:33,208 --> 00:28:36,750
Yeah, okay! Homework,
and then frozen… …for dinner.
530
00:28:36,833 --> 00:28:39,000
I know there's something else
I forgot to tell you.
531
00:28:39,083 --> 00:28:40,750
Shoot, I forgot what I forgot to tell you.
532
00:28:40,833 --> 00:28:41,833
Debbie, stop.
533
00:28:43,291 --> 00:28:44,375
T-- Take a breath.
534
00:28:46,583 --> 00:28:47,500
Look around.
535
00:28:51,291 --> 00:28:53,833
Yeah, enjoy it.
536
00:28:55,333 --> 00:28:56,541
-Call us later.
-Okay.
537
00:29:02,916 --> 00:29:05,083
-You allergic to Mexican food?
-No.
538
00:29:16,416 --> 00:29:17,708
Excuse me, pardon me.
539
00:29:23,416 --> 00:29:26,625
Uh, um, excuse me,
I'm gonna go to Peter Coleman's.
540
00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:29,958
You know, they make those
with four wheels now.
541
00:29:30,041 --> 00:29:31,583
They're called "spinners."
542
00:29:32,125 --> 00:29:33,958
-Right, so…
543
00:29:35,291 --> 00:29:36,125
Got it.
544
00:29:43,375 --> 00:29:44,666
Oh, my God.
545
00:29:47,791 --> 00:29:49,375
This is gorgeous.
546
00:29:51,916 --> 00:29:53,958
Oh, my God.
547
00:29:58,500 --> 00:29:59,666
Whoa.
548
00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:02,458
What!?
549
00:30:03,708 --> 00:30:05,458
By color? Really?
550
00:30:05,541 --> 00:30:07,416
Oh, my God, Peter.
551
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,250
Wait, where are the handles?
How do you even open this?
552
00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:19,750
What is this?
553
00:30:21,541 --> 00:30:23,125
Oh!
554
00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:25,625
That's just sad.
555
00:30:31,291 --> 00:30:32,583
Peter.
556
00:30:38,833 --> 00:30:40,416
They still have stickers on them.
557
00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:45,500
Twenty-five dollars for a glass?
Oh, my God.
558
00:30:46,625 --> 00:30:47,750
Peter.
559
00:30:47,833 --> 00:30:50,083
Just because you can
doesn't mean you should.
560
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,208
Okay… what should we do?
561
00:30:53,791 --> 00:30:56,208
Well, I have homework
that I should probably do.
562
00:30:56,291 --> 00:30:57,916
God, I just got here!
563
00:30:58,416 --> 00:31:00,333
What-- It's--
This is our night!
564
00:31:00,416 --> 00:31:02,791
It's our occasion! We're having
a special-- We're occasioning!
565
00:31:02,875 --> 00:31:05,416
-It's-- That's not a word.
-It is now!
566
00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:07,750
Let's-- We can-- We can watch a movie.
567
00:31:08,625 --> 00:31:09,666
Yeah, no.
568
00:31:09,750 --> 00:31:12,291
We have three remotes. Uh, can I see that?
569
00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:16,791
This one controls the TV
and it makes sure the DVD player isn't on.
570
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:19,208
-This one controls the sound.
-Oh, yeah, I was gonna do that.
571
00:31:19,291 --> 00:31:20,666
It's all volume.
572
00:31:20,750 --> 00:31:24,958
This one controls the cable
to make sure the Wi-Fi is working.
573
00:31:25,041 --> 00:31:27,958
And, oh, yeah.
This one also is the receiver.
574
00:31:28,041 --> 00:31:29,625
Got that sequence.
575
00:31:29,708 --> 00:31:32,916
But I'm not supposed
to watch TV while I eat.
576
00:31:34,291 --> 00:31:36,791
And never before homework.
577
00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:42,125
You poor child.
578
00:31:43,125 --> 00:31:46,500
Had I known
what was going on in this house,
579
00:31:47,208 --> 00:31:49,000
I would have come a lot sooner.
580
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:50,875
Thanks.
581
00:31:52,166 --> 00:31:54,750
You know, my mom always says
you're kinda irresponsible.
582
00:31:55,750 --> 00:31:57,791
She calls you,
"a rolling stone that gathers no moss."
583
00:31:57,875 --> 00:31:59,625
-Whatever that is.
584
00:32:00,416 --> 00:32:02,083
She does, huh?
585
00:32:02,166 --> 00:32:04,583
Yeah, she also says
you're terrible with women.
586
00:32:04,666 --> 00:32:06,083
Ah!
587
00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:08,291
Ah. Your mom!
588
00:32:09,083 --> 00:32:12,000
But I'm psyched you're here,
'cause you're chill.
589
00:32:12,916 --> 00:32:13,791
Chill.
590
00:32:15,541 --> 00:32:20,125
Oh, stop. Stop everything.
That's the movie we're gonna watch.
591
00:32:20,708 --> 00:32:22,500
-Alien?
-Yeah, have you seen it?
592
00:32:22,583 --> 00:32:25,500
-No, is it scary?
-It's terrifying.
593
00:32:26,708 --> 00:32:27,541
Cool!
594
00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:40,625
Oh, no, that's not…
595
00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:44,166
Why is it so cold in here?
596
00:32:46,458 --> 00:32:47,541
Heat…
597
00:32:48,083 --> 00:32:48,916
Hmm…
598
00:32:50,375 --> 00:32:51,333
Heat!
599
00:32:52,625 --> 00:32:54,916
-Oh!
600
00:33:03,666 --> 00:33:04,833
Ah…
601
00:33:06,166 --> 00:33:07,375
Oh! Hi.
602
00:33:07,458 --> 00:33:10,125
Uh, I'm sorry, I-- I can't hear you.
603
00:33:12,833 --> 00:33:15,500
You just have to point at the sensor.
604
00:33:15,583 --> 00:33:17,583
-Oh, my God. Thank you.
605
00:33:17,666 --> 00:33:19,250
-Uh…
606
00:33:19,333 --> 00:33:20,625
Hi, I'm Debbie.
607
00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:26,500
Wait a second. Are you the Debbie?
Peter talks about you all the time!
608
00:33:26,583 --> 00:33:28,375
-Oh, yeah, I guess that's me.
609
00:33:28,458 --> 00:33:29,833
Um, who are you?
610
00:33:29,916 --> 00:33:33,833
I'm Minka, and I am a skosh embarrassed.
611
00:33:33,916 --> 00:33:38,208
I thought Peter was here
and I am not wearing anything under this.
612
00:33:38,291 --> 00:33:41,166
-I figured that.
-Yeah, I feel like an idiot.
613
00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:42,500
Oh, don't worry about it.
614
00:33:42,583 --> 00:33:45,583
We've all done the thing where we knock
on the door half-naked for some g…
615
00:33:45,666 --> 00:33:47,291
So you and Peter are…
616
00:33:47,375 --> 00:33:48,833
We were. We used to.
617
00:33:48,916 --> 00:33:50,375
We broke up after six months
618
00:33:50,458 --> 00:33:52,958
and then he started dating
this woman Becca,
619
00:33:53,041 --> 00:33:54,791
but through the careful study
of her socials,
620
00:33:54,875 --> 00:33:56,500
I figured out they broke up.
621
00:33:56,583 --> 00:33:58,750
So I thought I would come over and…
622
00:33:58,833 --> 00:34:02,791
-So that is how you sit there.
-By the way, where is Peter?
623
00:34:02,875 --> 00:34:04,791
Oh, he's staying at my place in LA.
624
00:34:04,875 --> 00:34:07,041
-And I'm just here for a few days.
-Cute!
625
00:34:07,875 --> 00:34:09,041
Can I buy you a drink?
626
00:34:09,541 --> 00:34:11,083
No ulterior motive.
627
00:34:11,166 --> 00:34:15,791
I will not ask you
why Peter is so emotionally, like, broken.
628
00:34:15,875 --> 00:34:18,583
Oh, I would love that,
but, um, I'm starting classes tomorrow.
629
00:34:18,666 --> 00:34:21,000
I have to get up early.
I'm doing this program, and…
630
00:34:21,083 --> 00:34:23,333
-Anyway, maybe some other time.
-Yeah, sure!
631
00:34:23,416 --> 00:34:26,583
I will take you to the Brownstone Club.
That's where Peter and I met.
632
00:34:26,666 --> 00:34:28,458
You know, you are great.
633
00:34:29,291 --> 00:34:30,500
I like you.
634
00:34:30,583 --> 00:34:34,791
I dig this whole sexy, Gen-X,
Earth Mama thing you've got going on.
635
00:34:34,875 --> 00:34:36,000
Thank you.
636
00:34:36,083 --> 00:34:37,916
You're gonna party with Minka?
637
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:41,125
She asked if maybe I wanted
to go for a drink sometime.
638
00:34:41,208 --> 00:34:43,625
-Oh, fancy!
-Right.
639
00:34:43,708 --> 00:34:46,166
-Hey, what are you guys doing tonight?
-Um…
640
00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:49,833
-What did we do? Um, nothing special.
-Oh, is he there?
641
00:34:49,916 --> 00:34:51,333
-Does he want to talk to me?
642
00:34:51,416 --> 00:34:54,458
Uh, he's-- he's actually doing
his homework right now, so…
643
00:34:54,541 --> 00:34:56,083
Oh! Oh, that's good.
644
00:34:56,666 --> 00:34:59,250
Hey, uh, by the way, are you aware
645
00:34:59,333 --> 00:35:02,125
that there is a gentleman
and his butt crack
646
00:35:02,208 --> 00:35:04,208
in your yard all ding-dong day?
647
00:35:04,291 --> 00:35:08,291
Oh, yeah, that's Zen.
He just-- He's around a lot.
648
00:35:08,375 --> 00:35:11,083
It's, uh-- You know, he does
a really great job with the garden
649
00:35:11,166 --> 00:35:14,791
and-- and so I just let him do his thing.
Um, did I not mention Zen?
650
00:35:14,875 --> 00:35:19,750
Yeah. No, no, you failed to mention
that there is a man living in your yard.
651
00:35:19,833 --> 00:35:23,083
Um, Peter, I just want to say thank you.
This place is amazing.
652
00:35:23,166 --> 00:35:26,833
-It's just comfortable and…
-Really?
653
00:35:27,583 --> 00:35:29,875
-No, not really. It's very, very empty.
654
00:35:29,958 --> 00:35:31,708
It looks like somebody stole
all your stuff.
655
00:35:31,791 --> 00:35:35,041
Yeah, well, if they did, they brought it
all here, 'cause you have all the stuff.
656
00:35:35,125 --> 00:35:39,416
Like, literally, all the things that are,
were, and ever shall be, are here.
657
00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:42,666
Oh, really? Well, you don't have
a photo or a knickknack.
658
00:35:42,750 --> 00:35:45,458
I don't do knickknacks.
I don't buy them, like, ever.
659
00:35:45,541 --> 00:35:46,958
I have nixed the knickknacks.
660
00:35:47,041 --> 00:35:50,625
Oh, by the way, your books
are all color-coded, which is…
661
00:35:50,708 --> 00:35:53,500
I mean, I knew New York had changed you,
but that one hit me hard.
662
00:35:53,583 --> 00:35:55,041
Yeah, my decorator did that.
663
00:35:55,125 --> 00:35:57,750
That's just gross,
and I can't believe you said it out loud.
664
00:35:57,833 --> 00:36:00,333
Also, you don't have any mementos from LA?
665
00:36:00,416 --> 00:36:03,208
No! You know my policy on mentos.
666
00:36:04,291 --> 00:36:06,125
So, let me ask you a question.
667
00:36:06,208 --> 00:36:09,416
I mean, I'm not trying to pry,
but what happened with Minka?
668
00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:12,583
She seems like she's your type.
She's so silky and sleek.
669
00:36:12,666 --> 00:36:14,208
Okay, what? She's not an otter.
670
00:36:14,291 --> 00:36:16,000
-What happened?
-I don't know. I don't--
671
00:36:16,083 --> 00:36:18,333
You know me.
I probably did something to screw it up.
672
00:36:18,416 --> 00:36:20,041
Oh, stop it.
673
00:36:20,666 --> 00:36:24,500
Yeah, well, let the fossil record show
that I am terrible with women.
674
00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:28,708
In-- In fact, some would say that I am
"a rolling stone that gathers no moss."
675
00:36:28,791 --> 00:36:29,625
Uh, what?
676
00:36:29,708 --> 00:36:32,958
Oh, yeah, just so you know,
your kid's a sieve, all right?
677
00:36:33,041 --> 00:36:35,333
So everything you've ever said about me,
I'm about to hear.
678
00:36:35,416 --> 00:36:37,833
Okay, I didn't--
I didn't say it like that.
679
00:36:37,916 --> 00:36:39,750
-Okay, yeah, I-- I did. I said that.
-Yeah.
680
00:36:39,833 --> 00:36:42,375
-But I think he misunderstood me.
-Yeah, I'm sure. Right, look.
681
00:36:42,458 --> 00:36:44,666
It's getting late out there.
You should go to sleep.
682
00:36:44,750 --> 00:36:47,500
And 'cause I have a list
of things that's a mile long
683
00:36:47,583 --> 00:36:49,750
that was left here for me to do
by a crazy person.
684
00:36:49,833 --> 00:36:51,916
"Goodnight,"
said the crazy person.
685
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,875
Say bye to Jack.
And I'll see you later on the interwebs.
686
00:36:55,375 --> 00:36:56,916
I'll find you later!
687
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,291
-Goodnight.
-Bye.
688
00:37:02,375 --> 00:37:04,333
So? Did I scar you for life?
689
00:37:04,416 --> 00:37:08,666
Who cares? That was dope!
My mom would've never let me watch that.
690
00:37:09,375 --> 00:37:10,708
Do I look like your mom?
691
00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:19,041
For the love of God. You can't…
692
00:37:20,083 --> 00:37:20,958
"Peter."
693
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,208
"Thank."
694
00:37:24,291 --> 00:37:25,166
"You."
695
00:37:26,333 --> 00:37:27,208
"So."
696
00:37:28,500 --> 00:37:29,750
"Much."
697
00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:32,666
"Don't screw up my kid."
698
00:37:36,166 --> 00:37:37,000
Yeah.
699
00:37:44,333 --> 00:37:46,625
Oh, that's so sweet!
700
00:39:00,291 --> 00:39:04,250
"He's allergic
to all nuts, most legumes,
701
00:39:04,333 --> 00:39:07,291
almonds, pistachios,
cashews, pecans, macadamias,
702
00:39:07,375 --> 00:39:09,708
hazelnuts, walnuts, Brazilian, coconuts."
703
00:39:10,291 --> 00:39:11,125
Oh.
704
00:39:11,875 --> 00:39:13,750
"Sunflower butter."
705
00:39:14,791 --> 00:39:16,750
Not a nut. Okay.
706
00:39:17,708 --> 00:39:21,166
All right. Oranges, not on the list.
707
00:39:21,250 --> 00:39:22,916
All right, need a knife…
708
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,833
-Hey, now!
709
00:39:26,583 --> 00:39:27,625
Oh, hey, man.
710
00:39:28,541 --> 00:39:29,375
Hey!
711
00:39:30,416 --> 00:39:32,250
-Yeah.
-What are we doing here?
712
00:39:33,333 --> 00:39:35,708
I'm just… I gotta…
713
00:39:35,791 --> 00:39:36,791
Holy shit.
714
00:39:41,375 --> 00:39:42,375
Jack?
715
00:39:42,458 --> 00:39:44,166
Okay, let's do this.
716
00:39:44,250 --> 00:39:47,958
Hey, what's this thing do
besides release a genie?
717
00:39:48,041 --> 00:39:49,583
It flushes out my sinuses.
718
00:39:50,250 --> 00:39:51,083
Gross.
719
00:39:51,666 --> 00:39:52,916
Did you make lunch?
720
00:39:54,250 --> 00:39:56,750
-I'm working on it.
-What about breakfast?
721
00:39:58,666 --> 00:40:02,916
You didn't make breakfast,
did you? Okay.
722
00:40:06,458 --> 00:40:08,833
-Gluten-free pancakes for you.
-Thanks.
723
00:40:08,916 --> 00:40:10,416
-Thank you.
-For you.
724
00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:11,833
Oh, thank you.
725
00:40:13,750 --> 00:40:15,291
-Can I get one of those?
-No.
726
00:40:15,375 --> 00:40:17,333
-Check the laminated card.
-No.
727
00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:21,500
-I'm not allergic to coffee. Come on.
-You're not drinking coffee. Let's focus.
728
00:40:22,875 --> 00:40:25,583
These neti pots, and packed lunches,
729
00:40:25,666 --> 00:40:28,125
breakfasts, age-appropriate movies?
730
00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:30,666
Not my thing, not my strength, right?
731
00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:34,000
But that's okay,
'cause I'm here to focus on you.
732
00:40:34,625 --> 00:40:37,958
Okay, and my-- my work here
is very simple.
733
00:40:38,041 --> 00:40:42,083
It's to teach you to tell a story
to other people about you
734
00:40:42,166 --> 00:40:44,666
that is better than the story
that you tell yourself.
735
00:40:45,166 --> 00:40:47,625
'Cause the stories
we tell ourselves are very limiting.
736
00:40:48,375 --> 00:40:51,083
-I'm not following. What do you mean?
-Okay, example.
737
00:40:51,166 --> 00:40:53,666
Look, let's take someone
we both know, your mom.
738
00:40:53,750 --> 00:40:56,625
-Okay.
-Your mom is the smartest person I know.
739
00:40:56,708 --> 00:40:59,625
Okay? When we first met,
she was extremely ambitious.
740
00:40:59,708 --> 00:41:02,916
She wanted to be an editor,
or whatever, but then over time,
741
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:07,333
she started to believe
that she had to be practical,
742
00:41:07,416 --> 00:41:09,000
and she had to be sensible,
743
00:41:09,083 --> 00:41:12,666
and that is the story
that she told herself.
744
00:41:12,750 --> 00:41:14,041
"Be responsible."
745
00:41:15,041 --> 00:41:17,833
-So that's not your story?
-No, co--
746
00:41:17,916 --> 00:41:19,333
Are we talking about me?
747
00:41:19,416 --> 00:41:21,375
Do you always answer
a question with a question?
748
00:41:21,458 --> 00:41:24,000
Do you always answer a question
to a question with a question?
749
00:41:24,083 --> 00:41:26,666
Did you really move to New York
because of the earthquakes?
750
00:41:26,750 --> 00:41:30,041
-'Cause my mom doesn't believe that.
-All right, can we stay on message here?
751
00:41:30,125 --> 00:41:32,166
Okay, look, in the beginning of a rebrand,
752
00:41:32,250 --> 00:41:35,416
I like to do a thing
called a "global realignment," all right?
753
00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:41,333
And that is a gesture to the world,
in your case, Wade and Weasel Face…
754
00:41:43,291 --> 00:41:45,958
Evan, of what you have to offer.
755
00:41:46,833 --> 00:41:50,708
Today, you have to offer these.
756
00:41:50,791 --> 00:41:53,916
-Seats to the Kings game?
-What are-- These aren't seats.
757
00:41:54,416 --> 00:41:56,458
These are tickets to a luxury box.
758
00:41:56,541 --> 00:41:58,375
Isn't that bribing them
to be friends with me?
759
00:41:59,041 --> 00:42:00,916
Ah, and this is
where the rebrand comes in.
760
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:05,291
So we're gonna rebrand
the word "bribing" with "incentivization."
761
00:42:06,208 --> 00:42:07,291
That's not a word.
762
00:42:07,875 --> 00:42:10,791
In my line of work,
we make up the words that we need.
763
00:42:10,875 --> 00:42:13,041
That's kind of sketch.
764
00:42:13,125 --> 00:42:16,166
Now you're getting it.
There you go, "sketch."
765
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:20,208
-Look at-- Look at my sketch coffee.
-I really want one of those.
766
00:42:21,208 --> 00:42:24,250
Hey, uh, remember,
I'm gonna pick you up after school.
767
00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:26,625
-We're gonna go to that Kings game. Okay?
-Yeah, okay.
768
00:42:26,708 --> 00:42:30,041
Got it. And we got the big private box
so you can invite whoever you want.
769
00:42:30,125 --> 00:42:32,875
-'Cause it's the luxury box.
-Yeah. See you after school, Peter.
770
00:42:32,958 --> 00:42:35,458
We'll see you after school
when we go to the Kings game!
771
00:42:35,541 --> 00:42:37,583
Yep, big game!
Let's go!
772
00:42:37,666 --> 00:42:40,125
Yeah, with all that candy
and ice cream!
773
00:42:40,791 --> 00:42:43,291
-Hey! Coffee?
-You buying?
774
00:42:44,291 --> 00:42:48,041
Yeah. Oh! Oh, yeah, can we get
one of those, uh… the butter coffees?
775
00:42:48,583 --> 00:42:50,625
-With the butter…
-He's miming.
776
00:42:51,625 --> 00:42:52,666
He's miming.
777
00:42:54,375 --> 00:42:55,625
Yes, he is.
778
00:42:55,708 --> 00:42:58,375
-That's actually really good.
-I've been working on it.
779
00:43:21,250 --> 00:43:22,666
Hi! Good morning!
780
00:43:35,625 --> 00:43:36,458
Hi.
781
00:43:43,208 --> 00:43:45,583
Ah, I just love new school supplies.
782
00:43:46,541 --> 00:43:48,875
The smell… …of new pencils!
783
00:43:49,458 --> 00:43:50,291
Isn't it great?
784
00:43:51,916 --> 00:43:54,666
You know you don't have to take notes.
It's all online.
785
00:43:55,250 --> 00:43:56,916
Oh, I know, but I find if I write it…
786
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,833
-Hello, everyone.
-…it goes in my brain…
787
00:43:58,916 --> 00:44:02,083
-Welcome to Statistics in Risk Modeling.
-We'll talk later.
788
00:44:02,166 --> 00:44:04,500
Now, we got a lot to cover.
So let's get started here.
789
00:44:05,125 --> 00:44:06,541
First, we're going to start
790
00:44:06,625 --> 00:44:09,541
by reviewing types
of modeling problems and methods,
791
00:44:09,625 --> 00:44:13,041
including supervised
versus unsupervised learning.
792
00:44:13,125 --> 00:44:14,875
You know, that was a lot of information.
793
00:44:14,958 --> 00:44:16,958
Do you feel like sometime,
we could share notes, or…?
794
00:44:17,041 --> 00:44:18,041
-Hey!
-Hey.
795
00:44:19,416 --> 00:44:21,708
Oh, my God,
that class was so boring.
796
00:44:26,041 --> 00:44:26,875
Oh, hi!
797
00:44:26,958 --> 00:44:30,083
-How was your first class?
-It was fine.
798
00:44:30,166 --> 00:44:32,708
Now, that drink we talked about,
you in the mood?
799
00:44:32,791 --> 00:44:34,791
-Yeah, sure!
-Great! I'm right near you.
800
00:44:34,875 --> 00:44:37,541
So, I'll come pick you up.
See you soon! Bye!
801
00:44:39,125 --> 00:44:44,750
In this literature class,
prepare yourself to do a lot of reading.
802
00:44:45,625 --> 00:44:49,458
We're gonna be tackling some big novels,
I'm talking about the chunky ones.
803
00:44:49,541 --> 00:44:51,666
I'm talking some real door-stoppers.
804
00:44:51,750 --> 00:44:54,250
In this class,
Anna Karenina is a pamphlet.
805
00:44:55,875 --> 00:44:59,458
I grew up reading Uris,
and Clavell, and Michener.
806
00:44:59,541 --> 00:45:02,000
Haley! Do not forget Alex Haley.
807
00:45:02,958 --> 00:45:06,916
Never got over the thrill of reading
a massive book with tiny, tiny print.
808
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,000
Yes!
809
00:45:09,833 --> 00:45:11,166
Oh, uh…
810
00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:12,708
No, no, no. Sorry.
811
00:45:13,875 --> 00:45:18,000
How many of you have read
Alex Haley's Autobiography of Malcolm X?
812
00:45:18,083 --> 00:45:19,625
Hands? Okay…
813
00:45:19,708 --> 00:45:22,291
Oh, hey, Miss Backpack! You ready?
814
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,041
-That was fast.
-Cute college.
815
00:45:25,541 --> 00:45:26,375
Right?
816
00:45:26,458 --> 00:45:28,666
I mean, I'm personally allergic to school.
817
00:45:28,750 --> 00:45:31,125
After I got the master's
in differential calculus,
818
00:45:31,208 --> 00:45:34,000
I was like, "Enough!"
You know? Okay, follow me.
819
00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:36,750
Did you say differential calculus?
820
00:45:40,833 --> 00:45:43,625
So funny. You ran, like,
right into the practice station.
821
00:45:43,708 --> 00:45:46,541
Dude, it's not my fault
the lace on my right skate snapped!
822
00:45:46,625 --> 00:45:47,625
Whoa! Look at these!
823
00:45:47,708 --> 00:45:51,666
-Dude! Jelly beans.
-I love those! Those are my favorite!
824
00:45:51,750 --> 00:45:54,000
Dude, I think this is
the cinnamon one that's super spicy.
825
00:45:54,083 --> 00:45:56,041
-Really?
-You ever had the cinnamon Jolly Rancher?
826
00:45:56,125 --> 00:45:57,208
-The spicy one?
-Yeah.
827
00:45:57,291 --> 00:46:00,583
Oh! I love those cinnamon… spicy ones!
828
00:46:00,666 --> 00:46:03,916
That's so spicy. I'm good.
I don't really like those ones.
829
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:07,041
Hey, hey, none of this stuff
is on the allergy list,
830
00:46:07,125 --> 00:46:08,291
so you're good to go.
831
00:46:08,375 --> 00:46:10,416
So just go nuts, have at it.
832
00:46:10,500 --> 00:46:13,416
-Without eating any nuts.
-I think that's actually licorice.
833
00:46:13,500 --> 00:46:14,958
Why aren't they talking to me?
834
00:46:15,041 --> 00:46:16,500
-Dots!
-They will!
835
00:46:16,583 --> 00:46:18,791
They will. Don't worry about it. Let's go.
836
00:46:18,875 --> 00:46:22,750
We'll, hey, get a jersey or something.
Let's get our kit on. Let's go. Go, Kings!
837
00:46:22,833 --> 00:46:24,291
Okay, I need a drink.
838
00:46:24,375 --> 00:46:26,583
Oh, yes. Let's have a drink!
839
00:46:26,666 --> 00:46:29,083
-For one, I'm so thirsty.
-I know!
840
00:46:29,166 --> 00:46:30,041
Ooh!
841
00:46:30,541 --> 00:46:31,375
Okay.
842
00:46:33,083 --> 00:46:35,625
Wait a second.
The-- These people look really fancy.
843
00:46:35,708 --> 00:46:38,625
Yeah, you have to be someone
or know someone, and I'm both.
844
00:46:38,708 --> 00:46:41,333
And also kind of neither.
That's what's great about me.
845
00:46:42,333 --> 00:46:43,333
Oh, wow.
846
00:46:43,416 --> 00:46:45,625
Uh, I don't think I fit in here.
847
00:46:46,291 --> 00:46:49,000
I mean, obviously.
But you're with me. Come on.
848
00:46:50,208 --> 00:46:51,750
Thank you, Petra!
849
00:46:54,583 --> 00:46:57,291
By the way, we do not
have to talk about Peter.
850
00:46:57,375 --> 00:46:59,375
Oh, okay. Got it.
851
00:47:03,375 --> 00:47:04,666
Honestly, bro.
852
00:47:04,750 --> 00:47:05,833
-Yeah!
-I mean, he had it--
853
00:47:05,916 --> 00:47:07,416
-He had it at the start, right?
-Dude!
854
00:47:07,500 --> 00:47:09,291
-He literally had it--
-Guys, guys!
855
00:47:09,375 --> 00:47:11,125
Did you see that last rally?
856
00:47:11,625 --> 00:47:13,208
That was crazy, huh?
857
00:47:13,291 --> 00:47:15,333
That was, like-- That was sketch!
858
00:47:15,416 --> 00:47:17,625
Or as the Canadians would say,
that was sketch, eh?
859
00:47:17,708 --> 00:47:19,000
What is he talking about?
860
00:47:20,916 --> 00:47:23,916
-Just be conscious of--
-All right.
861
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,666
Manhattan Maiden for you.
862
00:47:25,750 --> 00:47:26,708
Ooh!
863
00:47:26,791 --> 00:47:29,166
And the Garden Glory for you.
864
00:47:29,666 --> 00:47:30,541
Oh.
865
00:47:31,625 --> 00:47:33,333
-Enjoy!
-Thank you.
866
00:47:33,416 --> 00:47:35,458
Am I supposed to drink it or water it?
867
00:47:35,541 --> 00:47:37,375
So how did you and Peter meet again?
868
00:47:37,458 --> 00:47:39,333
Is this the part
where we don't talk about Peter?
869
00:47:39,416 --> 00:47:40,708
-Mm-hmm.
-Okay.
870
00:47:40,791 --> 00:47:41,875
This is that part.
871
00:47:41,958 --> 00:47:44,833
Well, short story, we hooked up once,
872
00:47:44,916 --> 00:47:47,083
and then he bailed, and we became friends.
873
00:47:47,625 --> 00:47:49,583
And you married someone else.
874
00:47:49,666 --> 00:47:53,000
-Mm, Jimmy the mountain climber.
-Mm.
875
00:47:53,083 --> 00:47:57,041
Which is funny, 'cause at the time,
he felt like a safe choice for me.
876
00:47:57,125 --> 00:47:59,041
-Mm.
-He was just very sure about me.
877
00:47:59,125 --> 00:48:00,125
Mmm.
878
00:48:00,208 --> 00:48:03,041
But, ultimately,
he wanted to go on big adventures,
879
00:48:03,125 --> 00:48:06,375
and my adventures
are reading books and being a mom.
880
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:10,375
So, we realized he needed somebody
who always wanted to be by his side
881
00:48:10,458 --> 00:48:12,000
and that just wasn't gonna be me.
882
00:48:12,833 --> 00:48:14,291
And your love life now?
883
00:48:15,458 --> 00:48:16,666
Sort of like…
884
00:48:17,666 --> 00:48:20,583
wind on an open prairie, or…
885
00:48:21,583 --> 00:48:23,833
footsteps in an empty attic,
886
00:48:24,333 --> 00:48:25,666
or what are those…
887
00:48:26,583 --> 00:48:30,375
Tumbleweeds going through
an old ghost town. Sort of like that.
888
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,750
Okay, we need to get on that.
889
00:48:33,375 --> 00:48:35,250
Well, good luck. It's been a minute.
890
00:48:37,708 --> 00:48:38,791
Oh, I know that guy.
891
00:48:38,875 --> 00:48:41,208
He's a professor at my school,
the guy with the bow tie.
892
00:48:41,708 --> 00:48:44,500
-Wow, the guy he is sitting with is…
-Oh, my God.
893
00:48:44,583 --> 00:48:46,791
I know. He is fuego.
894
00:48:46,875 --> 00:48:49,708
Oh, no, yes, that--
And that's, uh, Theo Martin.
895
00:48:49,791 --> 00:48:52,041
He's the editor of Duncan Press.
896
00:48:52,125 --> 00:48:53,041
Mmm.
897
00:48:53,125 --> 00:48:55,625
They publish
the best contemporary fiction on earth.
898
00:48:55,708 --> 00:48:58,375
Mmm, yeah.
I only listen to celebrity bios.
899
00:48:58,458 --> 00:49:00,958
The Rob Lowe one is my favorite.
The first one, of course.
900
00:49:01,041 --> 00:49:02,916
Theo Martin is so famous.
901
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:06,291
Also, he's yummy,
and he's sitting with someone you know.
902
00:49:06,375 --> 00:49:08,416
-He's very attractive, that's true.
-So, come on.
903
00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:12,041
Wait, where you going? Oh, oh… okay.
Maybe I should bring my plant.
904
00:49:13,958 --> 00:49:17,208
-It's true. You know, ambitious.
-Hi! Sorry to barge over.
905
00:49:17,291 --> 00:49:18,958
But we saw you from over there--
906
00:49:19,041 --> 00:49:21,375
Hold on, you! You were in my class.
907
00:49:21,458 --> 00:49:24,166
-You came over and I saw… Yeah, hi.
-Yeah! That was me.
908
00:49:24,250 --> 00:49:26,416
I never forget a denim skirt.
909
00:49:27,583 --> 00:49:31,416
Cute! That's a really cool story!
I'm Minka. This is Debbie. You are?
910
00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:34,125
-Theo Martin from Duncan Press.
-Yes.
911
00:49:34,208 --> 00:49:36,916
I recognized you.
I've read every Duncan Press book.
912
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,333
Wow. Well, not every book.
I mean, no way.
913
00:49:39,416 --> 00:49:40,541
Yes, way!
914
00:49:41,125 --> 00:49:44,916
Okay, 870-page tome
set on a pirate ship in the South Pacific?
915
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,708
Hobart's Horizon.
I read it in two days. Ahoy!
916
00:49:49,166 --> 00:49:51,625
All right, spy novel set in Crete.
917
00:49:51,708 --> 00:49:53,875
Oh, Ocean of Lies!
I mean, one of the best!
918
00:49:53,958 --> 00:49:57,000
I kept saying for a week,
"Eímai katáskopos!"
919
00:49:57,083 --> 00:49:59,250
-Sorry?
920
00:49:59,333 --> 00:50:01,458
-That's, um, Greek for "I am a spy."
-"I am a spy."
921
00:50:01,541 --> 00:50:03,458
-Sure.
-All right, I got it, I got it.
922
00:50:03,541 --> 00:50:06,500
You did not read the Dust Bowl book,
because no one read the Dust Bowl book.
923
00:50:06,583 --> 00:50:09,625
Where The Rattlesnake Sings.
I-- I bought it the day it came out.
924
00:50:09,708 --> 00:50:13,083
That was you? I'm pretty sure
we only sold the one copy.
925
00:50:13,166 --> 00:50:14,458
That was me! I bought it!
926
00:50:17,708 --> 00:50:18,916
-Wow.
-Anyway, yeah.
927
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,500
S-- So many vegetables.
928
00:50:20,583 --> 00:50:22,083
Oh, I know, isn't this crazy?
929
00:50:22,166 --> 00:50:25,750
I even said, "Oh, what? Should I get
some dip with my crudité platter?"
930
00:50:27,916 --> 00:50:30,958
-It was so nice to meet you both!
-Yeah, you too.
931
00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:34,250
Can I get your number, actually?
932
00:50:34,333 --> 00:50:37,333
I occasionally have galleys
to give away, signed ones even.
933
00:50:37,416 --> 00:50:39,416
I would love that!
934
00:50:41,166 --> 00:50:42,208
Oh, my God.
935
00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:46,458
Here, put in your number.
936
00:50:46,541 --> 00:50:47,458
Ah.
937
00:50:52,333 --> 00:50:53,333
Okay.
938
00:50:54,041 --> 00:50:55,666
-Okay! Ciao, boys!
-Ciao.
939
00:50:55,750 --> 00:50:58,541
-We're gonna go this way.
-OMG, he is into you!
940
00:50:58,625 --> 00:51:01,666
-No, he's not.
-Uh, okay.
941
00:51:01,750 --> 00:51:03,625
-He's being nice.
-No, he's not.
942
00:51:03,708 --> 00:51:06,041
That is what "into you" looks like.
943
00:51:06,125 --> 00:51:07,791
Oh, please!
944
00:51:08,875 --> 00:51:13,500
It's cute how you like the book people,
and how you and Peter actually read books.
945
00:51:13,583 --> 00:51:14,916
-It's very cute.
946
00:51:15,416 --> 00:51:17,708
Yeah,
we always had that in common.
947
00:51:17,791 --> 00:51:20,083
We were just two
old-fashioned book lovers.
948
00:51:20,166 --> 00:51:21,541
Yeah, sure.
949
00:51:21,625 --> 00:51:23,750
And, well, there's the book he wrote.
950
00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:27,125
-What book?
-Novel, big thing, massive.
951
00:51:27,208 --> 00:51:28,500
What? No.
952
00:51:28,583 --> 00:51:31,291
"What?" Yeah.
953
00:51:32,375 --> 00:51:33,583
I don't believe you.
954
00:51:33,666 --> 00:51:35,666
I'm telling you,
he wrote a whole big fat book.
955
00:51:35,750 --> 00:51:37,583
Keeps it in an envelope in his oven.
956
00:51:37,666 --> 00:51:39,958
I found it once
when I was trying to bake keto brownies,
957
00:51:40,041 --> 00:51:41,875
which, by the way, do not recommend.
958
00:51:41,958 --> 00:51:44,125
Two out of ten.
There's zucchini in the recipe.
959
00:51:44,208 --> 00:51:47,250
Peter used to want to be a writer,
but he quit when he moved here.
960
00:51:47,333 --> 00:51:48,791
He-- He doesn't write anymore.
961
00:51:48,875 --> 00:51:51,666
Uh-huh. Except for the part where…
962
00:51:55,083 --> 00:51:56,125
he does.
963
00:52:02,041 --> 00:52:02,958
Open it.
964
00:52:09,041 --> 00:52:12,166
The Boy by P. Coleman. Peter!
965
00:52:12,250 --> 00:52:14,833
Wow. You're good at detective-y things.
966
00:52:14,916 --> 00:52:15,916
Hold on.
967
00:52:17,291 --> 00:52:20,708
Peter wrote a whole novel
and never mentioned it to me?
968
00:52:20,791 --> 00:52:21,875
You should read it.
969
00:52:21,958 --> 00:52:24,083
I didn't read it because it's a book.
970
00:52:24,166 --> 00:52:25,375
Oh, no, I-- I can't read it.
971
00:52:25,458 --> 00:52:27,416
If-- If he wanted me to read it,
he would have told me,
972
00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:29,250
because we tell each other everything.
973
00:52:29,333 --> 00:52:31,708
I mean, obviously, you don't.
974
00:52:32,833 --> 00:52:33,666
But we do.
975
00:52:34,541 --> 00:52:35,375
Okay.
976
00:52:36,375 --> 00:52:39,541
See, that's the thing.
We tell each other… everything.
977
00:52:39,625 --> 00:52:40,583
Mmm.
978
00:52:41,583 --> 00:52:42,583
"Everything."
979
00:52:44,583 --> 00:52:47,083
All right,
this is a minor setback, right?
980
00:52:47,166 --> 00:52:49,416
This happens all the time
at the beginning of a project.
981
00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:53,291
What we need to do is pivot, okay?
We're gonna stay with the same approach--
982
00:52:53,375 --> 00:52:54,458
I don't want to talk.
983
00:53:05,375 --> 00:53:06,375
Hey.
984
00:53:09,166 --> 00:53:10,083
I'm sorry.
985
00:53:11,875 --> 00:53:12,791
That sucked.
986
00:53:14,666 --> 00:53:16,500
My problem-solving skills are…
987
00:53:17,541 --> 00:53:20,500
I guess, more pertain
to the business world.
988
00:53:21,416 --> 00:53:24,416
Thanks for the tickets.
I enjoyed watching the game.
989
00:53:25,666 --> 00:53:27,000
Okay, you're being polite.
990
00:53:28,375 --> 00:53:29,500
This is bad.
991
00:53:31,083 --> 00:53:31,916
'Night.
992
00:54:09,583 --> 00:54:10,666
Hey, hi.
993
00:54:10,750 --> 00:54:12,416
Hey! How are you doing?
994
00:54:13,291 --> 00:54:16,000
-I'm good.
-Good, good.
995
00:54:16,083 --> 00:54:18,416
Wait, what's wrong? It's--
You're-- It's late where you are.
996
00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:20,750
Uh, no. You know what?
It sounds echo-y there.
997
00:54:20,833 --> 00:54:24,166
-Are you in the bathtub?
-No! I don't take baths.
998
00:54:25,208 --> 00:54:26,583
I don't even get baths.
999
00:54:26,666 --> 00:54:27,500
Right, right.
1000
00:54:28,541 --> 00:54:30,708
You and I tell
each other everything, right?
1001
00:54:32,166 --> 00:54:33,166
-No.
-What?
1002
00:54:35,250 --> 00:54:36,583
I took Jack to the hockey game
1003
00:54:36,666 --> 00:54:39,333
without asking you first, and he brought
his friends Wade and Evan.
1004
00:54:39,416 --> 00:54:41,208
You got Wade and Evan
to hang out with Jack?
1005
00:54:41,291 --> 00:54:45,458
Yes. I-- Yeah, yes.
And-- And he ate pizza.
1006
00:54:45,541 --> 00:54:48,375
It was gluten-free pizza,
but pizza all the same.
1007
00:54:48,458 --> 00:54:50,333
-Okay, Peter, I--
-I-- I'm not done.
1008
00:54:53,041 --> 00:54:55,291
We're not gonna eat
your casseroles, Debbie.
1009
00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:57,541
Uh, ever. They're gross.
1010
00:54:57,625 --> 00:55:00,375
Okay, thank you.
That's a refreshing amount of honesty.
1011
00:55:02,041 --> 00:55:04,083
I got it all out. That's it.
1012
00:55:04,166 --> 00:55:07,750
Look, you don't have to report
everything to me. I trust you.
1013
00:55:07,833 --> 00:55:09,250
-You do?
-Mostly.
1014
00:55:09,333 --> 00:55:11,666
-And you trust me, right?
-Of course.
1015
00:55:11,750 --> 00:55:15,791
So, if you ever wanted to tell me
about anything, you could, right?
1016
00:55:15,875 --> 00:55:17,583
Tell you? About what?
1017
00:55:17,666 --> 00:55:19,666
I mean, I don't know.
1018
00:55:19,750 --> 00:55:23,583
-Like, if you have a special project.
-You want to hear about my projects?
1019
00:55:23,666 --> 00:55:25,666
My point is, you can tell me anything.
1020
00:55:25,750 --> 00:55:27,500
Which is what I do, like, always.
1021
00:55:27,583 --> 00:55:30,791
Same. I mean, total honesty.
1022
00:55:32,083 --> 00:55:32,916
Always.
1023
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:33,875
Always.
1024
00:56:15,750 --> 00:56:19,000
There are six
critical elements that we have to consider
1025
00:56:19,083 --> 00:56:21,416
when deciding which risk model to use.
1026
00:56:22,166 --> 00:56:24,333
Distribution of the wave functions…
1027
00:56:39,125 --> 00:56:40,083
Wow.
1028
00:56:42,625 --> 00:56:43,500
Wow.
1029
00:56:45,125 --> 00:56:47,750
Now, are you sure Peter
would want you to do this?
1030
00:56:47,833 --> 00:56:49,583
I'm doing this for Peter!
1031
00:56:49,666 --> 00:56:51,375
-Mmm.
-Oh, here he comes. Here he comes.
1032
00:56:53,750 --> 00:56:57,250
Oh, God, he is so happy
to see you. It's so cute, it's gross!
1033
00:56:57,333 --> 00:56:59,083
-Hi, Minka.
-Hi! Hey.
1034
00:56:59,166 --> 00:57:00,958
Thank you so much for coming.
1035
00:57:01,041 --> 00:57:03,250
Sure, don't worry about it.
I was-- It was on my way, so…
1036
00:57:03,333 --> 00:57:06,625
Oh, okay. Well, I wanted
to give you this manuscript.
1037
00:57:06,708 --> 00:57:09,250
-Ah.
-And I wanted to get it to you ASAP.
1038
00:57:09,333 --> 00:57:11,958
-Because I'm leaving town soon.
-Wait, is this your book?
1039
00:57:12,041 --> 00:57:14,416
-Did you write this?
-Oh, no, no. I didn't-- I didn't write it.
1040
00:57:14,500 --> 00:57:16,833
Ah, right. See, the thing is that
1041
00:57:16,916 --> 00:57:19,208
whenever someone
just hands me a manuscript,
1042
00:57:19,833 --> 00:57:23,166
it's about-- I don't know, I'd say
100% of the time basically insane.
1043
00:57:23,250 --> 00:57:25,166
Um, also not allowed to take submissions
1044
00:57:25,250 --> 00:57:27,083
unless it's from an agent
or an editor, so…
1045
00:57:27,166 --> 00:57:30,375
Oh, well, this is perfect
because she is the editor.
1046
00:57:31,291 --> 00:57:32,625
She edited-ed it.
1047
00:57:32,708 --> 00:57:33,708
Is that right?
1048
00:57:34,291 --> 00:57:35,416
Yes.
1049
00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:37,000
-Oh.
-I'm a, um--
1050
00:57:37,083 --> 00:57:39,791
I'm an edit-ed-or, but freelance.
1051
00:57:39,875 --> 00:57:43,833
And I read so many manuscripts
and this one is really special.
1052
00:57:43,916 --> 00:57:45,083
It's called The Boy.
1053
00:57:45,166 --> 00:57:48,458
And it's about a 13-year-old boy
whose father dies of a stroke,
1054
00:57:48,541 --> 00:57:50,666
and…
…through a twist of fate,
1055
00:57:50,750 --> 00:57:52,875
he becomes allergic to himself by…
1056
00:57:52,958 --> 00:57:56,666
If he touches his skin, it blisters.
I know, it sounds tragic.
1057
00:57:56,750 --> 00:57:59,125
But it's magical and, uh… But…
1058
00:58:00,291 --> 00:58:03,000
I get emotional about it, because, um…
1059
00:58:03,083 --> 00:58:05,291
I have a 13-year-old son and he--
1060
00:58:05,375 --> 00:58:07,083
-Oh, you do, really?
-Yeah.
1061
00:58:07,666 --> 00:58:08,666
So do I.
1062
00:58:10,125 --> 00:58:11,125
Max.
1063
00:58:11,625 --> 00:58:12,583
My son's Jack.
1064
00:58:13,250 --> 00:58:14,458
Wow. That's…
1065
00:58:15,625 --> 00:58:17,958
Yeah. I mean, I'm-- I'm divorced now, but…
1066
00:58:18,041 --> 00:58:19,458
So am I. Um…
1067
00:58:20,375 --> 00:58:21,208
Mm-hmm.
1068
00:58:22,208 --> 00:58:25,416
Well, I appreciate your passion, Debbie.
1069
00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:28,625
Um, so I will do my best
to read it as soon as possible.
1070
00:58:28,708 --> 00:58:32,125
Also, if there's any way
that you could read it sooner,
1071
00:58:32,208 --> 00:58:33,708
I'm-- I'm leaving this weekend.
1072
00:58:33,791 --> 00:58:34,958
Oh, there's a clock?
1073
00:58:35,041 --> 00:58:37,208
-No, I don't mean that--
-No, it's fine.
1074
00:58:37,291 --> 00:58:40,041
-It's fine. No, no, it's fine.
-You're very special and important.
1075
00:58:40,125 --> 00:58:42,958
I didn't mean it that way.
But I promise it's worth your time.
1076
00:58:43,041 --> 00:58:44,958
Okay, all right.
I'm excited to check it out.
1077
00:58:45,041 --> 00:58:46,041
Thank you.
1078
00:58:46,125 --> 00:58:48,041
-You're very welcome.
-You are…
1079
00:58:51,250 --> 00:58:52,375
You know what you are.
1080
00:58:54,666 --> 00:58:57,458
I… would like to think so, yeah.
1081
00:58:57,541 --> 00:58:58,458
-All right.
-Okay.
1082
00:58:58,541 --> 00:58:59,416
All right.
1083
00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:05,291
-Did I just give Theo that book?
-You did!
1084
00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:07,791
Now, when are you going to tell Peter?
1085
00:59:08,916 --> 00:59:10,250
Peter, right.
1086
00:59:18,375 --> 00:59:19,833
You know much about The Cars?
1087
00:59:20,833 --> 00:59:22,625
You know, the band The Cars?
1088
00:59:22,708 --> 00:59:24,791
-It's what you always play.
-Yeah.
1089
00:59:26,333 --> 00:59:27,458
You want to know why?
1090
00:59:28,791 --> 00:59:33,125
For starters, they were my dad's favorite.
So then my dad left.
1091
00:59:33,208 --> 00:59:36,583
As I mentioned, and you already know,
he kicked the bucket, right.
1092
00:59:36,666 --> 00:59:39,625
So then, for a while,
I didn't listen to The Cars at all.
1093
00:59:39,708 --> 00:59:43,250
I couldn't. It was, like, too painful
and just reminded me of shit-- s--
1094
00:59:43,333 --> 00:59:46,625
stuff that I had lost.
1095
00:59:47,791 --> 00:59:50,416
And one day, I heard 'em on the radio.
1096
00:59:50,500 --> 00:59:55,083
And their songs were still with me,
even if he wasn't.
1097
00:59:56,291 --> 00:59:57,541
And they always will be!
1098
00:59:58,958 --> 01:00:00,625
Look, you got great parents,
1099
01:00:00,708 --> 01:00:02,458
and you live in a nice little house
1100
01:00:02,541 --> 01:00:04,916
stuck in the middle of a mountain
like a ski chalet.
1101
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:08,416
But I get it, you got your shit.
Everybody does. Life is hard, right?
1102
01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:10,916
You go-- Sometimes,
it kicks you in the teeth.
1103
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,500
Like, I do not have my shit together.
1104
01:00:13,583 --> 01:00:17,791
I was gonna be a great American novelist
and find somebody to spend my life with.
1105
01:00:19,333 --> 01:00:22,625
And now I'm just a lonely guy
with outstanding hair
1106
01:00:22,708 --> 01:00:26,291
that tells other people who to be,
even though I'm not sure I know who I am.
1107
01:00:26,375 --> 01:00:27,333
You know?
1108
01:00:28,458 --> 01:00:29,458
I got an idea.
1109
01:00:29,541 --> 01:00:32,625
-Please no more branding. I'm begging you.
-Nope. Screw that.
1110
01:00:32,708 --> 01:00:35,250
We-- Now, we are moving on to action.
1111
01:00:35,750 --> 01:00:36,583
You…
1112
01:00:38,625 --> 01:00:41,208
need to play hockey with the team.
1113
01:00:42,125 --> 01:00:44,833
-The one that Evan and Wade are on. Yes.
-What?
1114
01:00:44,916 --> 01:00:47,500
Yes. If-- If you want to, I support it.
1115
01:00:47,583 --> 01:00:50,083
But not because you need to be friends
with those asshole kids.
1116
01:00:50,166 --> 01:00:51,875
And again, I'm sure they're great.
1117
01:00:52,500 --> 01:00:55,333
You're gonna let me
go out for the team and practice?
1118
01:00:56,916 --> 01:00:57,750
Yes.
1119
01:00:59,250 --> 01:01:00,625
Are you gonna tell Mom?
1120
01:01:03,291 --> 01:01:06,000
So I'm thinking maybe we tell her
when she gets back.
1121
01:01:13,500 --> 01:01:14,333
Thanks.
1122
01:01:15,125 --> 01:01:16,958
Yeah. Go learn something.
1123
01:01:17,041 --> 01:01:18,333
-I will.
-Mm-hmm.
1124
01:01:27,791 --> 01:01:30,375
All right, see you later,
Jumpin' Jack Flash.
1125
01:01:30,458 --> 01:01:32,375
-No.
-Nope? All right.
1126
01:01:34,083 --> 01:01:36,916
How's it going? You look exhausted.
1127
01:01:38,500 --> 01:01:43,375
Yeah, I screwed something up yesterday,
and, uh, didn't sleep last night,
1128
01:01:43,458 --> 01:01:46,250
but then I did--
I did a good thing today. I think.
1129
01:01:47,333 --> 01:01:50,583
Yeah, this whole "being
a life-changing male adult role model…"
1130
01:01:51,625 --> 01:01:53,791
little trickier than I anticipated.
1131
01:01:54,916 --> 01:01:57,916
Hmm. I think you were
just supposed to keep him alive.
1132
01:02:00,750 --> 01:02:02,791
In order to pass this exam,
1133
01:02:02,875 --> 01:02:06,791
one needs to be able
to describe specific time series models.
1134
01:02:06,875 --> 01:02:09,750
-Including exponential smoothing…
1135
01:02:09,833 --> 01:02:11,125
…autoregressive,
1136
01:02:11,208 --> 01:02:14,750
and autoregressive
conditional heteroskedastic models.
1137
01:02:16,666 --> 01:02:18,875
-Would you mind taking that outside?
-Yeah, pardon me.
1138
01:02:18,958 --> 01:02:19,791
Thank you.
1139
01:02:19,875 --> 01:02:22,875
Wait, I don't understand.
What did the assistant say?
1140
01:02:22,958 --> 01:02:25,791
Okay, she said
to just come up and see Theo.
1141
01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:28,750
And thank you for coming with me,
I have no idea what to say to this guy.
1142
01:02:28,833 --> 01:02:32,208
I mean, who can say things
when he's smiling at you with that smile?
1143
01:02:32,291 --> 01:02:33,750
Right? That smile.
1144
01:02:33,833 --> 01:02:36,625
-Okay, that's Duncan Press.
1145
01:02:36,708 --> 01:02:39,541
-You got this! You got this!
-Okay, very exciting.
1146
01:02:44,458 --> 01:02:46,666
Oh, boy.
1147
01:02:48,916 --> 01:02:49,833
Good morning.
1148
01:02:49,916 --> 01:02:53,083
Oh, hi. Uh, I'm looking for Theo Martin.
1149
01:02:53,166 --> 01:02:54,166
Mmm.
1150
01:02:54,250 --> 01:02:55,208
Oh, sorry.
1151
01:02:55,833 --> 01:02:59,541
-Cute.
-Oh, my God. Look at those book covers.
1152
01:02:59,625 --> 01:03:02,208
Oh, there you are. Welcome. Hello, Minka.
1153
01:03:02,958 --> 01:03:03,875
Theo.
1154
01:03:03,958 --> 01:03:05,250
-Debbie.
-Hi!
1155
01:03:05,333 --> 01:03:08,000
Sorry to have you run uptown
without much notice,
1156
01:03:08,083 --> 01:03:11,541
but this book, I mean, it is…
It has a lot of promise.
1157
01:03:11,625 --> 01:03:13,958
Oh, my God. Did you read
the whole thing already?
1158
01:03:14,041 --> 01:03:15,625
That's, like, a shit ton of pages!
1159
01:03:15,708 --> 01:03:17,041
Well, my assistant did.
1160
01:03:17,125 --> 01:03:19,125
She thought it had potential,
and passed it on to me,
1161
01:03:19,208 --> 01:03:20,833
and I gotta say, I-- I agree.
1162
01:03:21,791 --> 01:03:22,666
Wow.
1163
01:03:22,750 --> 01:03:25,083
I also see why you cried.
I may have shed a tear myself.
1164
01:03:25,166 --> 01:03:26,208
The dad, right?
1165
01:03:26,291 --> 01:03:30,125
Especially, yeah.
I mean, look, I'm very interested.
1166
01:03:32,791 --> 01:03:33,750
And I would--
1167
01:03:33,833 --> 01:03:36,875
I would really like to speak
to the author as soon as possible.
1168
01:03:36,958 --> 01:03:39,458
The author. You know, can I, um…
1169
01:03:39,541 --> 01:03:42,416
I had a really big coffee on the way here.
I just need to tinkle.
1170
01:03:43,375 --> 01:03:46,083
Sure, yeah. Most of the tinkling
happens right down the hall.
1171
01:03:46,166 --> 01:03:47,333
Okay.
1172
01:03:48,625 --> 01:03:51,875
-This is insane!
-I know, this place is so old school.
1173
01:03:52,458 --> 01:03:54,041
I smell dead people.
1174
01:03:54,125 --> 01:03:55,666
No, no, no! What am I doing?
1175
01:03:55,750 --> 01:03:59,000
I'm acting crazy!
I know I like to help friends out,
1176
01:03:59,083 --> 01:04:02,291
but that normally means
picking up Alicia's twins at carpool.
1177
01:04:02,375 --> 01:04:04,291
I have to just call Peter,
and put a hold on this.
1178
01:04:04,375 --> 01:04:05,250
Ew, no.
1179
01:04:05,333 --> 01:04:06,291
No?
1180
01:04:06,375 --> 01:04:10,375
You believe in Peter's book,
so why not see this through?
1181
01:04:10,458 --> 01:04:11,666
So, just…
1182
01:04:13,833 --> 01:04:15,666
Yeah! You got this, girl!
1183
01:04:15,750 --> 01:04:17,291
Okay. Okay, okay.
1184
01:04:17,375 --> 01:04:19,291
Also, no, I actually do have to pee.
1185
01:04:21,791 --> 01:04:24,666
Theo, I would like
to discuss the next steps.
1186
01:04:25,875 --> 01:04:28,291
Sure. You free for dinner?
1187
01:04:29,625 --> 01:04:30,458
Uh…
1188
01:04:31,708 --> 01:04:32,833
Uh, yes.
1189
01:04:32,916 --> 01:04:34,208
Yes! Sure.
1190
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:35,833
Perfect.
1191
01:04:36,666 --> 01:04:38,250
Perfect.
1192
01:04:38,333 --> 01:04:39,333
Perfect!
1193
01:04:46,333 --> 01:04:48,250
-Uh, is that the coach?
-Yeah, that's him.
1194
01:04:48,333 --> 01:04:50,666
All right, you stay here.
Let me do my thing.
1195
01:05:10,166 --> 01:05:12,000
-Say hey to your coach.
-Hey.
1196
01:05:22,875 --> 01:05:25,291
-You got-- One of these yours? Yeah?
-Uh, yeah.
1197
01:05:25,375 --> 01:05:27,916
-That's him.
-Oh, Weasel F-- Ev-- Evan!
1198
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,666
-That's him, yeah.
-Yeah, he's… Yup.
1199
01:05:33,916 --> 01:05:35,125
That's it, J-- You're good!
1200
01:05:35,208 --> 01:05:36,583
Are you ready?
1201
01:05:37,333 --> 01:05:41,000
Oh! That's it! Yep!
Yep, that's my guy! That's him.
1202
01:05:41,083 --> 01:05:42,958
-That's great.
-That's my guy.
1203
01:05:45,375 --> 01:05:47,916
I thought black was best,
1204
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:51,291
since you are a bright winter.
1205
01:05:51,375 --> 01:05:52,791
Oh, I-- I don't need a new outfit.
1206
01:05:52,875 --> 01:05:54,250
Aww!
1207
01:05:54,333 --> 01:05:56,458
I feel terrible.
I'm about to tell a guy,
1208
01:05:56,541 --> 01:05:59,041
who's the most famous literary editor
in all of America,
1209
01:05:59,125 --> 01:06:02,041
that I gave him a manuscript
that he might want to publish,
1210
01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:05,125
but he possibly cannot.
And why isn't Peter calling me back?
1211
01:06:05,208 --> 01:06:07,083
If you can't reach Peter
before your date with Theo--
1212
01:06:07,166 --> 01:06:08,708
No, no, no, it's not a date.
1213
01:06:09,583 --> 01:06:11,000
-Let me have this!
-Okay.
1214
01:06:11,083 --> 01:06:13,833
I mean, I can't even stay out that late.
I have an exam tomorrow.
1215
01:06:13,916 --> 01:06:15,625
Shh. Try a dress on.
1216
01:06:15,708 --> 01:06:17,625
I'm sorry, I'm just worried
about Peter and Jack.
1217
01:06:17,708 --> 01:06:19,208
-Where are they?
-Try one on!
1218
01:06:21,500 --> 01:06:22,333
Please.
1219
01:06:24,041 --> 01:06:26,708
You are by far
the fastest guy out there.
1220
01:06:26,791 --> 01:06:29,375
New nickname, Jack Frost,
'cause you own the ice!
1221
01:06:29,458 --> 01:06:30,958
-'Sup, fellas!
-What's up, man?
1222
01:06:31,041 --> 01:06:32,708
-Great day?
-Great day, brah.
1223
01:06:33,333 --> 01:06:34,833
-Yes, I love that!
-Great day.
1224
01:06:36,333 --> 01:06:38,875
So, you ever gonna have kids?
1225
01:06:39,833 --> 01:06:41,666
What? I don't know.
1226
01:06:43,291 --> 01:06:44,250
Should I?
1227
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:48,833
I mean… you're not terrible at it.
1228
01:06:49,916 --> 01:06:51,750
A little weird, but you don't suck.
1229
01:06:53,958 --> 01:06:54,791
I don't?
1230
01:06:55,458 --> 01:06:56,291
No.
1231
01:06:57,166 --> 01:07:00,000
Well, I should probably start my homework.
1232
01:07:02,041 --> 01:07:02,875
See ya.
1233
01:07:13,541 --> 01:07:14,708
Oh!
1234
01:07:15,833 --> 01:07:16,666
Hey-o.
1235
01:07:18,083 --> 01:07:18,916
Oh, for me?
1236
01:07:19,666 --> 01:07:21,416
Yeah. Come on, take a break.
1237
01:07:22,208 --> 01:07:24,291
Well, I don't-- I don't need a break.
1238
01:07:24,375 --> 01:07:25,750
I don't work here, so…
1239
01:07:25,833 --> 01:07:26,916
Yeah, I know.
1240
01:07:29,750 --> 01:07:31,416
Oh. All right.
1241
01:07:31,500 --> 01:07:33,041
-Oh, yeah.
-All right.
1242
01:07:33,125 --> 01:07:33,958
Yeah.
1243
01:07:36,666 --> 01:07:37,500
Mmm.
1244
01:07:37,583 --> 01:07:40,291
You know, I thought you didn't like me.
1245
01:07:40,375 --> 01:07:42,958
Why?
Because I've been such a jerk to you?
1246
01:07:43,541 --> 01:07:44,833
Yeah, that.
1247
01:07:44,916 --> 01:07:46,708
Ah, look, I'm sorry.
1248
01:07:47,208 --> 01:07:50,458
I-- I think I've just been stressed out
being responsible for a human.
1249
01:07:50,541 --> 01:07:53,541
You know,
I've never even taken care of, like, a…
1250
01:07:53,625 --> 01:07:55,000
herb plant before.
1251
01:07:55,083 --> 01:07:58,125
Well, dude, herb plants
can be as hard as children.
1252
01:07:58,208 --> 01:08:02,333
Yeah, I got--
I got a sage over by the patio,
1253
01:08:02,416 --> 01:08:04,333
kept me up till 3:00 a.m. last week.
1254
01:08:04,416 --> 01:08:06,375
I call it "plant colic."
1255
01:08:06,458 --> 01:08:08,916
So, you know, I get it.
1256
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:11,083
Yeah, no, you get it.
1257
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:13,416
-Same damn thing.
-Yup.
1258
01:08:14,333 --> 01:08:19,375
Yeah, actually, I feel like
I'm, uh, doing an okay job now.
1259
01:08:19,458 --> 01:08:20,958
Ah, that's dope, brah.
1260
01:08:21,625 --> 01:08:22,458
Hmm.
1261
01:08:23,083 --> 01:08:26,833
And so I'm sorry if I wasn't
as friendly as I could have been.
1262
01:08:26,916 --> 01:08:28,625
Right? 'Cause I'm-- Hey, I, actually--
1263
01:08:28,708 --> 01:08:31,625
I think Debbie's really lucky
to have you 'round here helping out.
1264
01:08:31,708 --> 01:08:34,208
Oh, no, no, no. I'm the lucky one, okay?
1265
01:08:34,291 --> 01:08:35,625
I mean, she is…
1266
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:39,750
…amazing, you know?
1267
01:08:39,833 --> 01:08:41,833
Yeah. Yeah, she really is.
1268
01:08:41,916 --> 01:08:45,375
I mean, we've been friends
for a long time.
1269
01:08:46,166 --> 01:08:48,458
I mean, not as long
as she and I have been friends, so…
1270
01:08:48,541 --> 01:08:51,041
-Oh, no. Well, of course, I'm not--
-In years.
1271
01:08:51,125 --> 01:08:52,083
Right. Look.
1272
01:08:52,791 --> 01:08:56,833
You and Debbie, you have your thing,
which is different from our thing.
1273
01:08:56,916 --> 01:09:00,041
-Your thing. Yeah.
-Right! Like, you're her friend.
1274
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:05,208
I'm her neighbor
and, like, part-time lover, you know?
1275
01:09:06,125 --> 01:09:07,916
-What was that?
-Oh, you know what?
1276
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:11,458
You probably haven't noticed this
because you guys are just friends, but…
1277
01:09:11,958 --> 01:09:16,708
brodiddly, she is pretty hot.
1278
01:09:16,791 --> 01:09:18,083
-Yeah.
1279
01:09:18,166 --> 01:09:20,833
I mean, I know, I know,
she's out of my league. I got it.
1280
01:09:20,916 --> 01:09:22,958
But I have a plan.
1281
01:09:24,125 --> 01:09:25,708
Okay? My thing is…
1282
01:09:27,458 --> 01:09:30,208
I just keep showing up
in her life, you know?
1283
01:09:30,291 --> 01:09:34,583
And then maybe, maybe,
she'll change her mind about me.
1284
01:09:34,666 --> 01:09:35,916
You know what I mean?
1285
01:09:36,750 --> 01:09:40,125
In the meantime,
I'll take friends with benefits.
1286
01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:08,916
I really love how the book starts.
1287
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:10,708
-Oh, isn't it amazing?
1288
01:10:10,791 --> 01:10:12,916
It reminded me of As I Lay Dying.
1289
01:10:13,750 --> 01:10:15,625
-Faulkner? Really?
-Mmm.
1290
01:10:15,708 --> 01:10:17,916
Yeah, I was thinking more Franzen.
1291
01:10:18,666 --> 01:10:20,750
Oh, I see that. The-- The family dynamics?
1292
01:10:20,833 --> 01:10:22,416
-Yeah, yeah.
-Mm-hmm.
1293
01:10:22,500 --> 01:10:24,958
I mean, you really--
You really found a gem.
1294
01:10:26,166 --> 01:10:27,208
I think I did.
1295
01:10:28,416 --> 01:10:30,916
The book that I have read the most
is House of Mirth.
1296
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:34,708
Oh, Edith Wharton.
Very underrated social critic, I must say.
1297
01:10:34,791 --> 01:10:36,250
-Scathing.
-Do you like her work?
1298
01:10:36,333 --> 01:10:37,166
Of course!
1299
01:10:37,250 --> 01:10:40,375
Look, anybody who doesn't love Edie Dubs
just hasn't really read Edie Dubs.
1300
01:10:40,458 --> 01:10:44,291
And I cry my eyes out
every time Lily Bart dies.
1301
01:10:44,375 --> 01:10:46,000
Oh, I know!
And then poor Lawrence shows up
1302
01:10:46,083 --> 01:10:48,041
the next morning to propose.
Like, buddy, come on!
1303
01:10:48,125 --> 01:10:49,250
It's just a little bit late.
1304
01:10:49,333 --> 01:10:52,625
I took all that sleeping potion stuff
last night and I am super dead!
1305
01:10:52,708 --> 01:10:54,916
Yeah, sorry, but I have perished, mon ami.
1306
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,208
But looked gorgeous doing it.
1307
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:05,250
Do you know what Walt Whitman
said about the Brooklyn Bridge?
1308
01:11:05,333 --> 01:11:06,208
No, tell me.
1309
01:11:06,791 --> 01:11:10,625
He said, "It was the best
and most effective medicine
1310
01:11:10,708 --> 01:11:12,708
my soul has yet partaken."
1311
01:11:13,375 --> 01:11:14,791
That's a really great quote.
1312
01:11:16,791 --> 01:11:18,833
Sadly, that's the Manhattan Bridge.
1313
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:22,958
Good quote, though.
1314
01:11:24,083 --> 01:11:26,916
-And I-- I knew that.
-I figured. I thought you did.
1315
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:29,375
-I just wanted to see if you knew that.
-Right, right.
1316
01:11:29,458 --> 01:11:32,541
-So, clearly you're very smart.
-Yeah. This is, I must say, going well.
1317
01:11:32,625 --> 01:11:34,958
-It was a test!
-Did I pass?
1318
01:11:35,041 --> 01:11:35,916
Yes!
1319
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:39,333
Well, I'm-- I'm gonna talk
to the writer about that manuscript.
1320
01:11:39,416 --> 01:11:41,375
Oh, perfect. Great!
1321
01:11:41,458 --> 01:11:42,541
-Yeah.
-I was gonna…
1322
01:11:43,250 --> 01:11:44,416
So, um…
1323
01:11:45,541 --> 01:11:47,500
And, um, I can't--
I forgot whether or not you…
1324
01:11:47,583 --> 01:11:49,958
Did you have a cappuccino
at the restaurant?
1325
01:11:50,041 --> 01:11:52,916
Oh, yeah. Yes, you ordered it for me.
1326
01:11:53,500 --> 01:11:54,791
-Oh, okay!
1327
01:11:54,875 --> 01:11:55,958
Yeah.
1328
01:11:56,041 --> 01:11:59,416
Um, this is the part where…
This is the part, right?
1329
01:11:59,500 --> 01:12:00,750
-I think so.
-Okay.
1330
01:12:00,833 --> 01:12:02,541
-Let's… Yeah.
1331
01:12:04,666 --> 01:12:05,500
Okay, great.
1332
01:12:07,083 --> 01:12:09,458
Wow, nice place! Airbnb?
1333
01:12:10,291 --> 01:12:11,458
Uh… Uh, yeah.
1334
01:12:12,208 --> 01:12:14,833
It's funny how they're always
so devoid of personality, right?
1335
01:12:14,916 --> 01:12:15,750
Yes!
1336
01:12:15,833 --> 01:12:18,375
Oh, come on, who--
who sorts books by color?
1337
01:12:18,458 --> 01:12:20,041
-Honestly?
-That is what I said!
1338
01:12:20,625 --> 01:12:24,875
Um, so I don't have a lot of food,
1339
01:12:24,958 --> 01:12:26,666
um, but I do have Champagne.
1340
01:12:26,750 --> 01:12:31,250
And as a wise person said once,
too much of anything is bad,
1341
01:12:31,333 --> 01:12:34,708
but too much Champagne is just right.
1342
01:12:34,791 --> 01:12:37,041
Ah. Mark Twain, right?
1343
01:12:37,125 --> 01:12:40,375
Yes! Must have been
a big boozer, that guy.
1344
01:12:40,458 --> 01:12:42,250
Mm-hmm. That's what I heard.
1345
01:12:43,333 --> 01:12:44,583
Should I do the honors?
1346
01:12:45,666 --> 01:12:46,500
Please.
1347
01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:48,083
-Oh.
1348
01:12:48,166 --> 01:12:49,375
Don't mind if I do.
1349
01:12:54,500 --> 01:12:56,625
Who was
in the Spanish-American War?
1350
01:12:57,208 --> 01:12:59,500
The Spanish and the Americans.
1351
01:13:07,958 --> 01:13:09,000
You okay?
1352
01:13:10,708 --> 01:13:11,541
Yup.
1353
01:13:13,666 --> 01:13:16,625
-This view, it just…
-I know. It's just awful, isn't it?
1354
01:13:16,708 --> 01:13:18,708
It won't do, it's terrible!
1355
01:13:20,583 --> 01:13:22,250
-Can I, um…
-Yes.
1356
01:13:27,708 --> 01:13:28,541
Oh.
1357
01:13:28,625 --> 01:13:30,125
Oh, oh. Um…
1358
01:13:30,208 --> 01:13:32,083
-The windows.
-Windows?
1359
01:13:32,166 --> 01:13:34,291
-Yeah.
-Yeah, curtains. Right. Um…
1360
01:13:35,208 --> 01:13:38,250
-They're probably some digital…
-Yeah, I don't…
1361
01:13:38,791 --> 01:13:39,833
-Oh.
-Yeah.
1362
01:13:39,916 --> 01:13:42,791
-This thing is very tricky.
-I got it, it's probably pretty simple.
1363
01:13:42,875 --> 01:13:44,500
-Oh! Oh, that is…
1364
01:13:44,583 --> 01:13:46,250
No, that happened before.
1365
01:13:46,333 --> 01:13:49,000
-Okay. The…
-You have to aim it at the sensor.
1366
01:13:49,083 --> 01:13:51,500
-I have no idea.
-Is there-- Is that an actual thing?
1367
01:13:51,583 --> 01:13:52,416
Yeah.
1368
01:13:52,500 --> 01:13:55,041
All right. Maybe… that way?
1369
01:13:55,125 --> 01:13:57,000
-Oh.
-All right, um… All right.
1370
01:13:57,083 --> 01:13:58,125
-Oh, here it is.
-Oh.
1371
01:13:59,625 --> 01:14:00,541
You're amazing.
1372
01:14:01,500 --> 01:14:02,333
Thank you.
1373
01:15:05,458 --> 01:15:06,375
Seriously…
1374
01:15:07,583 --> 01:15:09,125
you need to use your words!
1375
01:15:10,416 --> 01:15:12,083
Oh! I just remembered.
1376
01:15:12,875 --> 01:15:17,250
I have something
that I need to do, like, right now.
1377
01:15:17,333 --> 01:15:20,166
Not gonna be fun, like, at all, but…
1378
01:15:20,250 --> 01:15:22,333
So I'm just gonna, uh, solo mission.
1379
01:15:22,416 --> 01:15:25,541
I-- I was thinking I was gonna call Alicia
and see if she can watch you.
1380
01:15:26,166 --> 01:15:28,000
Sure. Whatevs.
1381
01:15:30,666 --> 01:15:33,083
Okay, you are the greatest human being
that exists. I owe you.
1382
01:15:33,791 --> 01:15:35,166
Ah, don't worry about it.
1383
01:15:35,250 --> 01:15:36,416
Mimi's cooking tonight,
1384
01:15:36,500 --> 01:15:40,083
and lately all she ever makes
is, uh, weird TikTok recipes.
1385
01:15:40,166 --> 01:15:41,000
Huh.
1386
01:15:41,083 --> 01:15:43,333
Some things don't need
to be air-fried, you know?
1387
01:15:43,416 --> 01:15:44,291
Yeah.
1388
01:15:44,833 --> 01:15:46,833
Is that cologne?
1389
01:15:47,750 --> 01:15:48,625
No.
1390
01:15:49,166 --> 01:15:50,166
I ate a candle.
1391
01:15:50,250 --> 01:15:51,250
No, you didn't.
1392
01:15:51,875 --> 01:15:53,291
No, I didn't.
1393
01:15:54,875 --> 01:15:56,041
Seriously, thank you.
1394
01:16:13,416 --> 01:16:14,458
What can I get you?
1395
01:16:18,083 --> 01:16:20,875
I would love… a Macallan.
1396
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:23,000
A double.
1397
01:16:25,666 --> 01:16:27,791
But since I don't drink anymore,
1398
01:16:28,958 --> 01:16:29,916
Pellegrino me.
1399
01:16:31,750 --> 01:16:34,000
On the rocks in a tumbler, please.
1400
01:16:46,291 --> 01:16:47,125
Hi.
1401
01:16:47,750 --> 01:16:49,291
Oh. Hi.
1402
01:16:52,166 --> 01:16:54,000
Vanessa Morton.
1403
01:16:54,083 --> 01:16:57,625
Peter Coleman.
I couldn't believe it when my phone rang.
1404
01:16:58,208 --> 01:17:00,666
I-- Who would've thunk
you'd have the same number?
1405
01:17:00,750 --> 01:17:03,708
-I didn't change it for this exact reason.
-Oh, really?
1406
01:17:03,791 --> 01:17:04,708
-Mm-hmm.
-Oh.
1407
01:17:04,791 --> 01:17:06,041
How long has it been?
1408
01:17:08,083 --> 01:17:09,208
Twenty years.
1409
01:17:09,291 --> 01:17:11,791
And yet I'm 30. Weird.
1410
01:17:11,875 --> 01:17:12,708
Amazing.
1411
01:17:13,333 --> 01:17:14,875
So what are you doing in town?
1412
01:17:17,666 --> 01:17:20,166
-You remember Debbie?
-Of course.
1413
01:17:20,250 --> 01:17:24,625
I am here watching her kid for a while.
1414
01:17:25,458 --> 01:17:28,125
Wow! You? The rolling stone?
1415
01:17:28,208 --> 01:17:29,041
A-ha?
1416
01:17:51,458 --> 01:17:52,916
-So…
-Mm?
1417
01:17:53,750 --> 01:17:55,750
-Do you have kids?
-Nope.
1418
01:17:55,833 --> 01:17:58,375
-No?
-No kids or husband.
1419
01:18:03,666 --> 01:18:05,500
-You know, it's, um…
1420
01:18:06,791 --> 01:18:08,166
It's kind of loud in here.
1421
01:18:10,291 --> 01:18:11,708
It's actually really quiet.
1422
01:18:12,625 --> 01:18:16,375
I was just thinking… You know,
if you want, I live right near here.
1423
01:18:20,833 --> 01:18:22,916
I mean, I-- I wanted to.
1424
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:26,833
Then… I mean, look at me.
I put on the suit, I went to the bar.
1425
01:18:26,916 --> 01:18:30,083
I-- I had a moment with a woman.
1426
01:18:30,166 --> 01:18:31,041
Mm.
1427
01:18:31,125 --> 01:18:34,625
And-- And I was-- I'm--
I'm trying to be the guy, right?
1428
01:18:34,708 --> 01:18:35,958
But that guy is…
1429
01:18:37,416 --> 01:18:38,416
Where's that guy?
1430
01:18:39,833 --> 01:18:42,583
I-- I don't know, but he smells terrific.
1431
01:18:42,666 --> 01:18:43,541
Thank you.
1432
01:18:43,625 --> 01:18:45,833
-Sage-y.
-With a touch of oak.
1433
01:18:45,916 --> 01:18:48,166
-I didn't, uh, pick up on that.
-Oh, it-- it's there.
1434
01:18:48,250 --> 01:18:49,750
Can I tell you something?
1435
01:18:49,833 --> 01:18:52,166
It's a thing that I don't think
I've ever said out loud.
1436
01:18:52,875 --> 01:18:54,958
-Immediately. Please.
-Okay.
1437
01:18:55,041 --> 01:18:57,333
So, the night that Debbie and I…
1438
01:18:58,750 --> 01:18:59,666
spent together,
1439
01:19:00,250 --> 01:19:03,000
after, I told her to stay away from me,
1440
01:19:03,083 --> 01:19:03,916
because…
1441
01:19:04,625 --> 01:19:07,000
I-- It's-- And-- And-- And then I just--
1442
01:19:07,083 --> 01:19:10,166
I found myself thinking about her.
1443
01:19:11,166 --> 01:19:12,041
A lot.
1444
01:19:12,833 --> 01:19:15,250
So I was gonna call her and see if she…
1445
01:19:17,291 --> 01:19:18,333
Whoa.
1446
01:19:18,416 --> 01:19:22,583
But a couple days later, I saw her
and Jimmy at the BevCon movie theater.
1447
01:19:22,666 --> 01:19:25,791
Oh, my God, the BevCon!
I saw every movie there.
1448
01:19:25,875 --> 01:19:28,208
I saw Hunt for Red October
there like eight times.
1449
01:19:28,291 --> 01:19:30,875
Yeah, anyway, the-- So, when I saw them,
1450
01:19:32,083 --> 01:19:33,958
it-- I-- I could tell.
1451
01:19:34,500 --> 01:19:36,166
You-- So I just-- I let it go.
1452
01:19:38,083 --> 01:19:41,541
And then she comes to pick me up
from rehab, the second time.
1453
01:19:42,041 --> 01:19:45,416
And I'd done, like,
uh, therapy in there, right?
1454
01:19:45,500 --> 01:19:48,041
And so when she comes to get me,
I'm on this truth kick,
1455
01:19:48,125 --> 01:19:49,291
and I'm gonna tell her
1456
01:19:50,666 --> 01:19:51,708
how I feel
1457
01:19:52,500 --> 01:19:53,333
about her.
1458
01:19:54,500 --> 01:19:57,125
So-- But she was still married.
And-- But they didn't have a kid yet.
1459
01:19:57,208 --> 01:20:00,333
And he was away a lot.
He was doing his climbing thing.
1460
01:20:00,833 --> 01:20:03,000
-What was that?
-It was cl-- climbing.
1461
01:20:03,083 --> 01:20:05,958
Like, his-- Look,
he would climb the mountains.
1462
01:20:06,041 --> 01:20:07,958
Okay, well, it looks like fishing.
1463
01:20:08,041 --> 01:20:10,041
Anyway, so I get in the car…
1464
01:20:11,458 --> 01:20:12,333
and…
1465
01:20:15,250 --> 01:20:16,666
she tells me she's pregnant.
1466
01:20:16,750 --> 01:20:18,541
Wait, is that why you left LA?
1467
01:20:19,750 --> 01:20:22,041
No! No, it was the quakes.
1468
01:20:22,125 --> 01:20:24,250
That-- I'm sc-- I'm scared of them.
1469
01:20:24,333 --> 01:20:26,125
Oh, right, the "scary quakes."
1470
01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:28,333
You have to tell her.
1471
01:20:28,416 --> 01:20:30,750
What? No, I c-- No!
What are you-- I-- It's too late!
1472
01:20:30,833 --> 01:20:33,583
Dude, remember,
I was at the first poker game.
1473
01:20:33,666 --> 01:20:35,666
-Yeah.
-You played like shit.
1474
01:20:35,750 --> 01:20:38,041
But you took risks.
What happened to that guy?
1475
01:20:39,791 --> 01:20:41,416
That guy is…
1476
01:20:42,458 --> 01:20:45,083
Drank too much, and he quit writing,
1477
01:20:45,166 --> 01:20:48,625
and he's got a friend,
and she lives across the country,
1478
01:20:48,708 --> 01:20:53,208
and, most importantly,
he's dated like a million women,
1479
01:20:53,291 --> 01:20:55,833
and it never lasts more than six months.
1480
01:20:55,916 --> 01:20:59,958
Why? Because he is
an unknowable piece of shit.
1481
01:21:00,041 --> 01:21:03,416
No, no, it's because he has been
with the wrong people.
1482
01:21:03,500 --> 01:21:05,875
-Stop telling yourself that story.
-Mmm.
1483
01:21:05,958 --> 01:21:09,458
Peter! Your whole life
has been leading up to this point.
1484
01:21:10,291 --> 01:21:12,500
Don't waste a second. Oh, my God.
1485
01:21:12,583 --> 01:21:14,791
I've had ten of these. I'm out of my mind.
1486
01:21:14,875 --> 01:21:16,916
I need to hop on a Peloton or something.
1487
01:21:17,458 --> 01:21:19,541
-I…
-But what are you gonna do?
1488
01:21:53,875 --> 01:21:55,583
Shit! What time is it?
1489
01:21:56,166 --> 01:21:57,041
Uh-uh.
1490
01:21:58,041 --> 01:21:59,708
Oh, my God, I'm late for my final.
1491
01:22:00,208 --> 01:22:01,208
Your what now?
1492
01:22:01,708 --> 01:22:05,833
Um, the, uh, final draft
of a book that I'm editing.
1493
01:22:05,916 --> 01:22:08,166
You can show yourself out, right? Great!
1494
01:22:37,916 --> 01:22:38,833
Breakfast.
1495
01:22:39,833 --> 01:22:40,750
Raisins!
1496
01:22:41,291 --> 01:22:42,125
Oi!
1497
01:22:44,250 --> 01:22:45,125
Bam!
1498
01:22:51,208 --> 01:22:52,416
Ooh! Terrible.
1499
01:22:53,500 --> 01:22:54,333
Not bad.
1500
01:23:16,666 --> 01:23:17,500
Hey!
1501
01:23:17,583 --> 01:23:20,875
Um, sorry we didn't get
to talk yesterday, but…
1502
01:23:21,708 --> 01:23:23,041
Look, I just…
1503
01:23:23,125 --> 01:23:25,583
I just wanted to say thank you again.
1504
01:23:25,666 --> 01:23:27,791
I-- I know-- I know
you don't like gratitude,
1505
01:23:27,875 --> 01:23:31,000
and "thank you's" bother you
and all that, but I just…
1506
01:23:31,083 --> 01:23:34,750
Thanks to you,
I got to have this amazing week.
1507
01:23:34,833 --> 01:23:36,166
And I…
1508
01:23:36,250 --> 01:23:38,875
I don't even know
how I would ever repay you.
1509
01:23:38,958 --> 01:23:41,166
I'm gonna try
until my dying breath.
1510
01:23:41,250 --> 01:23:45,708
But, um, anyway, I'll--
Just call me anytime or I'll see you soon.
1511
01:23:45,791 --> 01:23:47,500
Oh, my God. I'll see you soon. Okay.
1512
01:23:47,583 --> 01:23:48,416
Okay.
1513
01:23:51,333 --> 01:23:52,333
Oh.
1514
01:23:56,791 --> 01:23:58,166
No.
1515
01:23:58,250 --> 01:24:01,125
Uh, okay. How much for three?
1516
01:24:40,666 --> 01:24:41,541
Oh, hey. Hi.
1517
01:24:41,625 --> 01:24:43,875
-Hey, I got you!
-Yeah, you got me.
1518
01:24:43,958 --> 01:24:47,083
Well, listen, I know it's your last night,
I don't want to monopolize you
1519
01:24:47,166 --> 01:24:48,500
before you go home,
1520
01:24:48,583 --> 01:24:51,500
but I've got something important
I'd like to talk to you about.
1521
01:24:51,583 --> 01:24:53,083
A proposal, kind of.
1522
01:24:53,166 --> 01:24:57,000
-Uh, if you are free for a drink?
-Oh, um, yeah, sure.
1523
01:24:57,083 --> 01:24:58,208
Brownstone Club?
1524
01:24:59,833 --> 01:25:00,666
Great!
1525
01:25:01,875 --> 01:25:04,333
"Proposal"? Wow.
1526
01:25:04,416 --> 01:25:05,500
Wow!
1527
01:25:05,583 --> 01:25:07,166
Yeah. Well…
1528
01:25:07,250 --> 01:25:08,916
What is it? What's wrong?
1529
01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:11,875
Nothing, it's just…
I haven't heard from Peter.
1530
01:25:11,958 --> 01:25:14,208
Jack and I texted,
but I haven't heard from Peter.
1531
01:25:14,291 --> 01:25:17,541
Okay, I can't with this mood.
Look at what you've done.
1532
01:25:17,625 --> 01:25:18,708
In a measly few days,
1533
01:25:18,791 --> 01:25:22,750
you got a boring as hell
but useful, I guess, degree,
1534
01:25:22,833 --> 01:25:24,500
got Peter's book published,
1535
01:25:24,583 --> 01:25:28,041
and befriended an adorable millennial, me.
1536
01:25:28,125 --> 01:25:31,750
And then Theo,
the sexy cherry on top! I mean--
1537
01:25:31,833 --> 01:25:34,083
No, no, you're right.
You're right. It's just--
1538
01:25:34,166 --> 01:25:36,625
It's just a little bit weird
when I don't hear from him.
1539
01:25:36,708 --> 01:25:37,916
Forget Peter!
1540
01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:41,083
Theo, Theo, Theo!
That's who you're seeing right now.
1541
01:25:41,166 --> 01:25:43,000
Guess we don't have time
to buy you a new dress.
1542
01:25:43,083 --> 01:25:45,250
Oh, no, I'm just gonna go
as Debbie tonight.
1543
01:25:45,333 --> 01:25:46,375
Just regular Debbie.
1544
01:25:46,458 --> 01:25:48,041
Aww.
1545
01:25:48,125 --> 01:25:50,291
Speaking of which,
I've been looking for my jean jacket.
1546
01:25:50,375 --> 01:25:52,750
-Have you seen it?
-I mean, hard to say.
1547
01:25:52,833 --> 01:25:55,875
Can't really pick it out
from all the other mass-market denim
1548
01:25:55,958 --> 01:25:58,041
and chambray items strewn about.
1549
01:25:58,125 --> 01:26:01,208
Also, you do know they make
these things called spinners now?
1550
01:26:01,291 --> 01:26:03,625
-There's something under here.
-What is it?
1551
01:26:03,708 --> 01:26:05,583
Drugs? Porn? What?
1552
01:26:06,166 --> 01:26:07,208
Oh, my God.
1553
01:26:09,375 --> 01:26:11,083
He wrote another book?
1554
01:26:11,708 --> 01:26:13,458
Real scribbler, this guy.
1555
01:26:15,166 --> 01:26:16,166
It's not a book.
1556
01:26:18,375 --> 01:26:21,208
We should definitely not open that.
1557
01:26:21,291 --> 01:26:23,791
No, yeah, here's the thing about me.
I respect people's privacy.
1558
01:26:24,375 --> 01:26:27,125
Same. As my drunk mother
used to always say,
1559
01:26:27,208 --> 01:26:28,750
"Mind your own business."
1560
01:26:38,291 --> 01:26:41,000
-Five-star parking. All right.
1561
01:26:45,875 --> 01:26:47,208
Don't you want to…
1562
01:26:47,291 --> 01:26:49,375
I mean, tryouts start in 15 minutes, so…
1563
01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:50,833
Yeah.
1564
01:26:51,750 --> 01:26:53,291
So, what happens next?
1565
01:26:54,750 --> 01:26:57,500
Mm, like after practice?
I don't know. We can get a slushie.
1566
01:26:57,583 --> 01:26:58,875
I enjoy their slushies.
1567
01:26:58,958 --> 01:26:59,875
Yeah, me too.
1568
01:27:01,041 --> 01:27:03,833
Um, no, I mean, like,
with you, and me, and Mom.
1569
01:27:07,291 --> 01:27:09,125
Well, I go back to New York, and--
1570
01:27:09,208 --> 01:27:12,500
Yeah. Uh, yeah, let--
Let's say that didn't happen.
1571
01:27:12,583 --> 01:27:16,166
I mean like, it just seems
that we make a good team, the three of us.
1572
01:27:18,458 --> 01:27:21,833
-Wow, yeah.
-Here, in LA, in our house.
1573
01:27:21,916 --> 01:27:24,000
I don't know how you guys
decide this kind of stuff,
1574
01:27:24,083 --> 01:27:25,958
but that was just a thought I had.
1575
01:27:28,333 --> 01:27:30,958
I don't know how
we decide this stuff either.
1576
01:27:31,041 --> 01:27:32,208
What's that look for?
1577
01:27:32,875 --> 01:27:35,666
You look like you just felt
an earthquake or something.
1578
01:27:35,750 --> 01:27:38,083
Well, I better get in there.
Hockey tryouts.
1579
01:27:40,250 --> 01:27:41,916
-See you in there.
-Yeah.
1580
01:27:51,291 --> 01:27:52,125
Hmm.
1581
01:27:52,833 --> 01:27:54,708
Peter hates mementos.
1582
01:27:55,375 --> 01:27:58,375
So many pictures of… you.
1583
01:27:58,458 --> 01:28:00,583
And postcards I sent him?
1584
01:28:03,416 --> 01:28:05,583
Oh, the Dodger game!
1585
01:28:06,750 --> 01:28:08,791
Oh, I-- I found that in Texas.
1586
01:28:08,875 --> 01:28:09,708
Yeah.
1587
01:28:10,958 --> 01:28:12,041
Wait.
1588
01:28:13,708 --> 01:28:15,916
Oh, my God. He saved it too?
1589
01:28:16,416 --> 01:28:17,250
Oh, my God.
1590
01:28:17,333 --> 01:28:21,666
This makes so much sense.
Why he couldn't fall in love with me.
1591
01:28:22,333 --> 01:28:25,041
There had to be a reason.
It couldn't be because of me.
1592
01:28:25,125 --> 01:28:26,125
I'm the best.
1593
01:28:28,416 --> 01:28:30,000
Do you love him too?
1594
01:28:30,083 --> 01:28:31,083
I'm…
1595
01:28:33,166 --> 01:28:34,375
I think I…
1596
01:28:34,958 --> 01:28:36,041
I feel like…
1597
01:28:36,125 --> 01:28:38,166
-Okay.
1598
01:28:38,250 --> 01:28:39,958
-I'll tell you what I think.
-Okay.
1599
01:28:40,041 --> 01:28:44,583
I think you fell in love with Peter
that first night you hooked up.
1600
01:28:45,875 --> 01:28:47,125
What? No.
1601
01:28:47,625 --> 01:28:48,500
No, no, no.
1602
01:28:49,000 --> 01:28:52,750
That would be reckless
and impractical, and I am not--
1603
01:28:52,833 --> 01:28:55,458
Human? We know.
That's why you freaked out about his book
1604
01:28:55,541 --> 01:28:57,333
and ran around
like a little lunatic with it?
1605
01:28:57,416 --> 01:28:58,416
No, I didn't!
1606
01:28:59,291 --> 01:29:02,166
Oh, my God, I did.
Oh, my God. Yes, I did.
1607
01:29:02,250 --> 01:29:03,875
Because you're in love. You are.
1608
01:29:03,958 --> 01:29:07,083
Don't make me sing "I Am A Woman In Love"
by Barbra Streisand, 'cause I will.
1609
01:29:07,166 --> 01:29:10,291
-I sang it at my nana's retirement home.
-No, no, no, no, no.
1610
01:29:10,375 --> 01:29:13,125
Even if I felt like Peter and I were…
1611
01:29:13,791 --> 01:29:16,625
No, no, no. He--
Peter's not interested in me like that.
1612
01:29:16,708 --> 01:29:18,083
-Um--
-He let me know that night.
1613
01:29:18,166 --> 01:29:20,791
And-- And over the years,
just by dating women
1614
01:29:20,875 --> 01:29:24,000
who are utterly nothing like me.
1615
01:29:24,083 --> 01:29:25,083
I would just…
1616
01:29:25,791 --> 01:29:29,875
No. And I would never risk
my friendship with him on the off-chance--
1617
01:29:29,958 --> 01:29:33,000
Don't you get it?
All you have to do is take a chance.
1618
01:29:33,083 --> 01:29:36,625
No, see, that's what you don't get
about me, is I don't take chances.
1619
01:29:36,708 --> 01:29:39,833
What I have is great, and-- and--
and I appreciate it, you know?
1620
01:29:39,916 --> 01:29:41,708
You get what you get,
and you don't get upset.
1621
01:29:42,375 --> 01:29:44,875
And-- And… that's how I live my life.
1622
01:29:44,958 --> 01:29:48,750
And-- And that is how I play poker.
I never draw into a straight.
1623
01:29:48,833 --> 01:29:51,291
You know what I mean?
You don't, 'cause you don't play poker,
1624
01:29:51,375 --> 01:29:53,750
but I'll explain it later,
at a different time.
1625
01:29:53,833 --> 01:29:55,375
But this is just…
1626
01:29:55,458 --> 01:29:57,208
This is who I am.
1627
01:29:57,291 --> 01:30:00,416
And-- And-- And I evaluate odds
and it has kept me safe,
1628
01:30:00,500 --> 01:30:04,416
and it has kept my kid safe,
and I just-- I just need to be safe.
1629
01:30:05,333 --> 01:30:06,166
Yeah.
1630
01:30:07,875 --> 01:30:09,208
No, no!
1631
01:30:09,291 --> 01:30:10,291
No. No!
1632
01:30:10,791 --> 01:30:11,625
No.
1633
01:30:12,125 --> 01:30:14,333
No. Okay, I just don't understand
1634
01:30:14,416 --> 01:30:16,833
why you're not taking
into consideration how I feel about this.
1635
01:30:16,916 --> 01:30:19,250
I have to-- I have to go!
I don't want to talk about this anymore.
1636
01:30:19,333 --> 01:30:21,291
I have to take a shower,
I'm gonna go see Theo.
1637
01:30:21,375 --> 01:30:23,000
-And Peter?
-Just forget about it.
1638
01:30:23,083 --> 01:30:24,375
I don't want to roll the dice.
1639
01:30:24,458 --> 01:30:27,833
If you start with another poker analogy,
I will perish.
1640
01:30:28,333 --> 01:30:30,041
You do take chances, by the way.
1641
01:30:30,125 --> 01:30:31,000
I've seen it.
1642
01:30:31,875 --> 01:30:33,208
You can do this.
1643
01:30:33,750 --> 01:30:36,458
You can tell Peter how you feel.
1644
01:30:36,541 --> 01:30:37,416
You can.
1645
01:31:27,041 --> 01:31:28,750
Let's go, guys! Come on!
1646
01:31:34,375 --> 01:31:35,500
Come on, kid.
1647
01:31:46,916 --> 01:31:48,208
Oh, gosh, okay!
1648
01:31:49,291 --> 01:31:50,458
Hi!
1649
01:31:50,541 --> 01:31:51,375
Hey!
1650
01:31:51,875 --> 01:31:53,416
I'm so sorry I'm late.
1651
01:31:54,458 --> 01:31:56,291
-Did you run here?
-No, I'm just…
1652
01:31:57,250 --> 01:31:59,166
I'm just a little bit breathless.
1653
01:31:59,250 --> 01:32:00,958
-Well, me too.
-Okay.
1654
01:32:01,541 --> 01:32:03,125
-Um…
1655
01:32:03,208 --> 01:32:04,291
-Hi.
-God, I--
1656
01:32:04,375 --> 01:32:07,250
I wanted to wait till appetizers,
but do you mind if I just start?
1657
01:32:08,458 --> 01:32:09,458
Yeah, sure.
1658
01:32:16,458 --> 01:32:17,750
Get in there, get in there!
1659
01:32:17,833 --> 01:32:19,583
Go, Jack!
1660
01:32:22,750 --> 01:32:23,916
Um…
1661
01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:28,291
My proposal for you is that I got you
an interview at Macmillan.
1662
01:32:28,875 --> 01:32:30,208
Full-time editor position.
1663
01:32:30,708 --> 01:32:32,500
They need one, you're amazing,
1664
01:32:32,583 --> 01:32:34,708
and they would be
really lucky to have you.
1665
01:32:35,208 --> 01:32:36,041
Wow.
1666
01:32:36,125 --> 01:32:37,416
And the second part is--
1667
01:32:37,500 --> 01:32:40,541
is that I didn't get you
an interview at-- at Duncan Press.
1668
01:32:40,625 --> 01:32:45,041
And that is because I feel
like we should see what you and I have…
1669
01:32:45,125 --> 01:32:46,833
are… uh, could be.
1670
01:32:48,666 --> 01:32:51,583
It's early, of course,
just you shouldn't work with me
1671
01:32:51,666 --> 01:32:55,166
if we're even considering
exploring that, you know?
1672
01:32:55,250 --> 01:32:57,666
And I know you had a whole life in LA.
1673
01:32:57,750 --> 01:32:59,833
You know, I don't want
to get ahead of myself.
1674
01:33:00,708 --> 01:33:03,041
He says, terribly ahead of himself.
1675
01:33:03,125 --> 01:33:04,791
I… Wow.
1676
01:33:04,875 --> 01:33:06,708
I-- I-- I don't know what to say.
1677
01:33:06,791 --> 01:33:09,541
Yeah, it's-- it's not a little bit,
it's a lot.
1678
01:33:10,583 --> 01:33:11,458
It's a lot.
1679
01:33:12,708 --> 01:33:14,000
There we go, there we go.
1680
01:33:14,083 --> 01:33:17,666
Let's go, guys!
Keep at it! Let's go! Let's go.
1681
01:33:17,750 --> 01:33:18,583
That's it!
1682
01:33:19,500 --> 01:33:20,500
Yes.
1683
01:33:21,625 --> 01:33:23,208
-Go! Go!
-Let's get it!
1684
01:33:24,125 --> 01:33:25,416
Go, go, go!
1685
01:33:29,333 --> 01:33:31,666
Theo, you are wonderful.
1686
01:33:32,291 --> 01:33:34,958
Um, just this past week has been…
1687
01:33:36,166 --> 01:33:37,291
unreal.
1688
01:33:37,375 --> 01:33:39,000
Uh, I really…
1689
01:33:39,083 --> 01:33:42,291
The fact that you believe in me
means the world to me.
1690
01:33:42,916 --> 01:33:44,708
Um, but earlier today, I…
1691
01:33:45,583 --> 01:33:48,500
I was looking for my jean jacket,
and-- and I was digging around,
1692
01:33:48,583 --> 01:33:50,833
and then I found
this envelope, and, you know…
1693
01:33:50,916 --> 01:33:53,750
Oh, my God. This is the weirdest thing
I've ever said.
1694
01:33:57,041 --> 01:34:00,416
I… I think I might be
in love with somebody else.
1695
01:34:02,041 --> 01:34:02,875
-Right.
-And I--
1696
01:34:02,958 --> 01:34:05,916
I know that's a crazy, crazy thing to say.
1697
01:34:06,000 --> 01:34:08,625
I mean, love's crazy. Love's the worst.
1698
01:34:09,208 --> 01:34:10,791
-It's a nightmare.
1699
01:34:10,875 --> 01:34:14,708
Especially when it hits you,
whoosh, just out of nowhere.
1700
01:34:23,708 --> 01:34:26,291
Back up, back up, back up.
Are you all right?
1701
01:34:28,750 --> 01:34:29,666
Ow.
1702
01:34:36,291 --> 01:34:37,666
-Oh.
1703
01:34:40,750 --> 01:34:42,500
-You need to get that?
-Uh… I-- I do.
1704
01:34:42,583 --> 01:34:44,958
-Don't worry about it.
-I'm, uh-- I'll be right back.
1705
01:34:47,500 --> 01:34:48,500
Hey!
1706
01:34:48,583 --> 01:34:52,083
I know that, um, we're gonna see
each other tomorrow, but I wanted to--
1707
01:34:52,875 --> 01:34:53,750
Wait, what?
1708
01:34:57,666 --> 01:35:00,583
Oh, my God. What do you--
What do you mean, "hockey tryouts"?
1709
01:35:01,916 --> 01:35:03,041
Oh, my God.
1710
01:35:06,125 --> 01:35:07,041
Okay.
1711
01:35:09,083 --> 01:35:11,000
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1712
01:35:11,083 --> 01:35:15,666
Ambulance got there so quick
and he's with the doctor now, so…
1713
01:35:17,416 --> 01:35:20,833
Oh, here comes the doctor.
I'm gonna put you on speaker.
1714
01:35:20,916 --> 01:35:22,541
Oh, my God, is he okay?
1715
01:35:22,625 --> 01:35:24,583
Uh, well, good news, he's doing great.
1716
01:35:24,666 --> 01:35:26,333
-There-- There we go.
-Ah!
1717
01:35:26,416 --> 01:35:29,375
He does have a touch of a headache
and some nausea.
1718
01:35:30,208 --> 01:35:31,041
Okay.
1719
01:35:31,125 --> 01:35:33,291
-So we're keeping him here overnight.
-Oh, my God.
1720
01:35:33,375 --> 01:35:36,916
Just to make sure he didn't sustain
a concussion, improbably,
1721
01:35:37,000 --> 01:35:38,291
or another kind of hematoma.
1722
01:35:38,375 --> 01:35:39,750
-Oh, my God!
1723
01:35:39,833 --> 01:35:42,625
I want to talk to him.
1724
01:35:42,708 --> 01:35:44,750
Uh, he's gonna be okay.
1725
01:35:44,833 --> 01:35:47,791
I don't want to talk to you, Peter!
I want to talk to Jack!
1726
01:35:48,333 --> 01:35:49,666
Well, he's in his room.
1727
01:35:49,750 --> 01:35:52,000
Put Jack on the phone, Peter,
1728
01:35:52,083 --> 01:35:55,958
before the serious brain injury sets in
and he doesn't remember who his mother is!
1729
01:35:56,666 --> 01:35:59,166
-I'm gonna-- I'm gonna go.
-Yeah, you should, probably.
1730
01:36:01,541 --> 01:36:04,625
Hematoma, that's, uh…
That's what you want, right?
1731
01:36:04,708 --> 01:36:07,041
-No, no, no. You don't want that.
-Yeah, you don't?
1732
01:36:07,125 --> 01:36:08,750
-That's-- That's a bad thing.
-You don't.
1733
01:36:11,083 --> 01:36:14,333
Yeah, I got-- He--
Yeah, he's right here. It's your mom.
1734
01:36:15,333 --> 01:36:17,666
-Hey.
-Hey, honey, are you okay?
1735
01:36:17,750 --> 01:36:18,583
I'm fantastic!
1736
01:36:18,666 --> 01:36:20,458
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry I'm not there.
1737
01:36:20,541 --> 01:36:22,291
I-- I-- I'm coming home right now. I--
1738
01:36:22,375 --> 01:36:23,250
Mom, stop!
1739
01:36:23,833 --> 01:36:25,458
What? You're hurt, honey.
1740
01:36:25,541 --> 01:36:27,375
This was the best week of my life.
1741
01:36:27,458 --> 01:36:31,458
Me and Peter, like, we watched Alien,
and drove in a convertible,
1742
01:36:31,541 --> 01:36:32,791
and I almost drank coffee.
1743
01:36:33,375 --> 01:36:36,208
W-- Wait, just slow down.
Ba-- Back up, what? What?
1744
01:36:36,291 --> 01:36:39,541
This week I got to be a different kind
of me. It was kinda great.
1745
01:36:40,500 --> 01:36:42,375
Don't be mad at Peter, okay?
1746
01:36:42,458 --> 01:36:45,375
I-- I-- Jack, I will deal
with Peter separately.
1747
01:36:45,458 --> 01:36:47,916
And guess what? I made the hockey team!
1748
01:36:48,000 --> 01:36:51,166
Okay, well, we're gonna have
to discuss that when I get home.
1749
01:36:51,250 --> 01:36:53,541
No! I want to talk about it now.
1750
01:36:53,625 --> 01:36:56,333
I want to do it. I want you to let me.
1751
01:36:56,416 --> 01:36:58,500
Look, I know you're afraid of stuff.
1752
01:36:58,583 --> 01:37:01,625
Sometimes, I am too,
but I don't want that for us anymore.
1753
01:37:02,833 --> 01:37:05,000
-Oh, okay. Um--
-Anyway, love you, Mom.
1754
01:37:05,083 --> 01:37:08,000
-I gotta go, my friends are here.
-Dude, you wiped out!
1755
01:37:08,083 --> 01:37:09,500
-We were there!
-It was epic!
1756
01:37:09,583 --> 01:37:13,041
It was super sick. Like, I remember
getting tied up and, like, hooked.
1757
01:37:13,125 --> 01:37:16,708
-Like, this guy crashed into me and then…
-See? That's-- He's fine.
1758
01:37:16,791 --> 01:37:20,208
Well, and the-- And, look,
I'm genuinely sorry that I didn't--
1759
01:37:20,291 --> 01:37:21,541
Is Alicia there?
1760
01:37:23,000 --> 01:37:24,333
Yeah, yeah. She's right here,
1761
01:37:24,416 --> 01:37:26,458
and-- and I'm gonna be here
when you get back.
1762
01:37:26,541 --> 01:37:28,708
Please don't be.
I'm coming home right now.
1763
01:37:28,791 --> 01:37:29,958
Please just go.
1764
01:37:31,166 --> 01:37:33,000
-But--
Peter, just go!
1765
01:37:36,916 --> 01:37:39,375
-Jack's had an emergency. He's hurt.
-Is he okay?
1766
01:37:39,458 --> 01:37:41,750
I don't know. I have to go.
1767
01:37:41,833 --> 01:37:42,958
Theo, you're…
1768
01:37:46,166 --> 01:37:47,291
You know what you are.
1769
01:37:49,375 --> 01:37:50,208
You too.
1770
01:38:36,125 --> 01:38:37,125
Oh! Sorry.
1771
01:38:40,291 --> 01:38:43,583
I just landed in LA
and I'm going straight to the hospital.
1772
01:38:43,666 --> 01:38:45,000
-He's not there.
-What?
1773
01:38:45,083 --> 01:38:47,333
He's at home
with Alicia and he's fine.
1774
01:38:47,416 --> 01:38:52,291
But I tried to call you a million times.
I'm sorry, okay? I screwed up.
1775
01:38:52,375 --> 01:38:55,166
I should have told you
before he tried out.
1776
01:38:55,250 --> 01:38:56,166
You think?
1777
01:38:56,250 --> 01:38:59,041
Look, I thought
I was giving him what he needed!
1778
01:38:59,125 --> 01:39:01,291
-What? A hematoma?
-Hi, by the way.
1779
01:39:02,375 --> 01:39:03,625
-What?
-I'm over here.
1780
01:39:04,291 --> 01:39:07,375
-What are you doing here?
-I'm going. You told me to go.
1781
01:39:07,458 --> 01:39:08,333
Well, good.
1782
01:39:08,416 --> 01:39:09,583
I should have told you,
1783
01:39:09,666 --> 01:39:12,375
but there's some shit
that you should have told me too.
1784
01:39:12,458 --> 01:39:14,791
Oh, no, no,
you don't get to turn this around.
1785
01:39:14,875 --> 01:39:16,708
-I talked to Minka.
-Yeah?
1786
01:39:16,791 --> 01:39:19,625
She told me about the book.
What you did is insane!
1787
01:39:19,708 --> 01:39:22,375
-Look, I was gonna tell you about the--
-Oh, there's other stuff too.
1788
01:39:22,458 --> 01:39:25,791
How about Zen? And what about Theo?
As in, "Oh, Theo!"
1789
01:39:25,875 --> 01:39:29,625
-Hold on. How do you know about that?
-There's a camera in my apartment.
1790
01:39:30,125 --> 01:39:32,250
You watched me and Theo?
1791
01:39:32,333 --> 01:39:34,500
Only long enough
to want to poke my eyes out!
1792
01:39:34,583 --> 01:39:36,500
What happened
to, "I'm done with all of that?"
1793
01:39:36,583 --> 01:39:38,791
Well, I'm a person, Peter, I'm not a rock.
1794
01:39:38,875 --> 01:39:40,958
That's literally what you said!
1795
01:39:41,041 --> 01:39:42,791
"My heart is a cold, hard stone."
1796
01:39:42,875 --> 01:39:45,416
Okay, okay, well-- And you talking
about somebody's personal life?
1797
01:39:45,500 --> 01:39:46,708
Oh, okay. Here we go.
1798
01:39:46,791 --> 01:39:48,916
I gave you my kid.
1799
01:39:49,541 --> 01:39:51,416
He is my whole life!
1800
01:39:52,000 --> 01:39:54,166
Which is maybe a problem.
1801
01:39:56,666 --> 01:39:57,500
Wow.
1802
01:39:58,291 --> 01:39:59,541
I cannot believe you.
1803
01:40:00,125 --> 01:40:01,416
You know what?
1804
01:40:02,791 --> 01:40:06,666
You always said you were a piece of shit.
Well, maybe you were right!
1805
01:40:10,041 --> 01:40:13,125
-That was really fucking mean.
-Okay, well, you--
1806
01:40:13,208 --> 01:40:16,958
What? I dropped my life to come help you?
Is that what I did wrong?
1807
01:40:17,041 --> 01:40:19,583
You're unbelievable! Unbelievable!
1808
01:40:20,541 --> 01:40:22,250
Oh, shit!
1809
01:40:43,083 --> 01:40:44,666
Wait! Wait, don't…
1810
01:40:45,416 --> 01:40:46,458
Hold on a second.
1811
01:40:50,375 --> 01:40:53,333
-I'm so mad at--
-What the hell is wrong with you?
1812
01:40:54,333 --> 01:40:56,708
-You went through my things?
-Why didn't you tell me?
1813
01:40:57,458 --> 01:40:59,958
Why didn't you
say anything?
1814
01:41:00,041 --> 01:41:01,583
Why did you let so much time go by?
1815
01:41:01,666 --> 01:41:04,208
-Be-- Because I was scared!
-Scared of what?
1816
01:41:04,291 --> 01:41:07,000
-Scared that I'm not good enough for you!
-Oh!
1817
01:41:07,083 --> 01:41:10,708
Scared that you're gonna reject me
if I tell you how I feel.
1818
01:41:10,791 --> 01:41:12,083
Well, just tell me how you feel!
1819
01:41:12,166 --> 01:41:13,791
You know how I feel!
1820
01:41:14,875 --> 01:41:17,500
Wait, what? That, what,
you're in love with me or something?
1821
01:41:17,583 --> 01:41:19,041
No!
1822
01:41:19,125 --> 01:41:25,208
Debbie, I am madly, deeply,
overwhelmingly in love with you.
1823
01:41:26,583 --> 01:41:28,500
And I have been
since the moment I met you.
1824
01:41:32,666 --> 01:41:34,750
Well, you could have said something.
1825
01:41:34,833 --> 01:41:36,375
We talk every day.
1826
01:41:38,958 --> 01:41:40,250
Well, now what are we gonna do?
1827
01:41:40,333 --> 01:41:42,541
I thought we were gonna
be friends forever.
1828
01:41:42,625 --> 01:41:43,875
-We're not?
-No.
1829
01:41:45,333 --> 01:41:47,500
We're not gonna
be friends anymore, Debbie.
1830
01:42:17,250 --> 01:42:19,916
-So you're gonna be a published author!
-That's-- Yeah.
1831
01:42:20,000 --> 01:42:22,291
And you're gonna be a fancy editor.
1832
01:42:22,375 --> 01:42:24,333
-So weird.
-Big time.
1833
01:42:24,416 --> 01:42:26,833
-Can't wait to see Jack.
-Oh, my God. He's gonna freak out.
1834
01:42:26,916 --> 01:42:28,500
-He's gonna be so excited.
-Wait a second.
1835
01:42:28,583 --> 01:42:31,416
Are we gonna be hand-holders?
1836
01:42:31,500 --> 01:42:34,750
-I've never seen you hold a human's hand.
-I don't hold hands!
1837
01:42:34,833 --> 01:42:35,666
Yeah!
1838
01:42:36,416 --> 01:42:40,250
-But it-- it feels kind of… good.
-What about this one?
1839
01:42:41,083 --> 01:42:43,791
-Yeah. I think we're hand-holders.
-Mmm!
1840
01:42:43,875 --> 01:42:46,208
-Oh! Look at us.
-I think we are.
1841
01:42:47,666 --> 01:42:49,458
Okay, there he is. That's our Uber.
1842
01:42:50,208 --> 01:42:51,333
All right.
1843
01:42:54,708 --> 01:42:56,083
So, what happens next?