1 00:00:15,170 --> 00:00:16,738 So take a look at the guidelines, 2 00:00:16,772 --> 00:00:18,741 read them carefully, and we hope 3 00:00:18,773 --> 00:00:20,241 that the people of the United States 4 00:00:20,275 --> 00:00:22,311 will take them very seriously, 5 00:00:22,344 --> 00:00:24,280 because they will fail 6 00:00:24,313 --> 00:00:25,848 if people don't adhere to them. 7 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:28,550 We have to have, as a whole country, 8 00:00:28,583 --> 00:00:31,486 cooperate and collaborate to make sure these get done. 9 00:00:31,519 --> 00:00:32,519 Thank you. 10 00:00:33,988 --> 00:00:35,324 Okay. Go ahead. 11 00:00:35,357 --> 00:00:36,891 Mr. President. 12 00:00:36,924 --> 00:00:38,602 Mr. President, a lot of people are concerned 13 00:00:38,626 --> 00:00:41,796 about how long all of this might last. 14 00:00:41,830 --> 00:00:43,531 Do you have any kind of estimate 15 00:00:43,565 --> 00:00:46,434 that if Americans really were to band together... 16 00:00:46,467 --> 00:00:48,236 - Right. - Do what the white house 17 00:00:48,269 --> 00:00:49,947 is suggesting, how quickly could we turn this corner? 18 00:00:49,971 --> 00:00:51,906 My favorite question, I ask it all the time. 19 00:00:51,940 --> 00:00:53,541 How many times, Anthony? 20 00:00:53,574 --> 00:00:55,910 I think I ask him that question every day, 21 00:00:55,943 --> 00:00:59,415 and I speak to Deborah, I speak to a lot of them, 22 00:00:59,448 --> 00:01:00,749 I get their opinion. 23 00:01:00,781 --> 00:01:02,684 So, it seems to me, 24 00:01:02,717 --> 00:01:05,287 that if we do a really good job, 25 00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:08,624 we'll not only hold the death 26 00:01:08,657 --> 00:01:13,562 down to a level that is much lower than the other way, 27 00:01:13,594 --> 00:01:15,296 had we not done a good job. 28 00:01:15,329 --> 00:01:18,666 But people are talking about July, 29 00:01:18,699 --> 00:01:20,469 August, something like that. 30 00:01:21,335 --> 00:01:23,304 So it could be right in that period of time, 31 00:01:23,338 --> 00:01:24,773 where it... I say "wash," 32 00:01:24,806 --> 00:01:25,841 it washes through. 33 00:01:26,341 --> 00:01:28,244 Other people don't like that term, 34 00:01:28,276 --> 00:01:29,611 but where it washes through. 35 00:01:32,347 --> 00:01:34,250 How about another joke, Murray? 36 00:01:34,282 --> 00:01:36,017 No, I think we've had enough of your jokes. 37 00:01:36,050 --> 00:01:37,785 - What do you get... - I don't think so. 38 00:01:37,818 --> 00:01:39,755 - When you cross... - I think... 39 00:01:39,788 --> 00:01:41,431 - a mentally ill old loner... - We're done with you. 40 00:01:41,455 --> 00:01:42,532 With a society that abandons him, 41 00:01:42,556 --> 00:01:43,525 and treats him like trash! 42 00:01:43,558 --> 00:01:44,960 Call the police. 43 00:01:44,993 --> 00:01:46,662 I'm telling you, what you get? 44 00:01:46,695 --> 00:01:47,772 - Call the police. - You get 45 00:01:47,796 --> 00:01:48,796 what you fucking deserve! 46 00:05:00,788 --> 00:05:01,998 You sure you don't want nothing? 47 00:05:02,022 --> 00:05:03,425 No, I'm good, thank you. 48 00:05:09,764 --> 00:05:11,133 Who's that? 49 00:05:13,134 --> 00:05:14,437 Hey, detective. 50 00:05:14,935 --> 00:05:16,537 Oh, hey, what's going on, destiny? 51 00:05:16,570 --> 00:05:18,048 - How you been? - What's up? I'm good. 52 00:05:18,072 --> 00:05:19,707 - How are you? - I'm good. 53 00:05:19,940 --> 00:05:21,844 Same old. How you been? Long time no see. 54 00:05:22,209 --> 00:05:24,546 Better now that I see you. This is my friend Casey. 55 00:05:24,579 --> 00:05:26,482 She just started working at the club. 56 00:05:26,514 --> 00:05:28,259 - Hi, Casey, nice to meet you. - Hello detective, how are you? 57 00:05:28,283 --> 00:05:29,818 How's work, anyways? Good? 58 00:05:29,851 --> 00:05:31,720 Work is good. When you coming to see us? 59 00:05:31,752 --> 00:05:35,156 Yeah, but it's gonna be a minute for me to get back there. 60 00:05:35,190 --> 00:05:36,791 Well, that means more money. 61 00:05:36,824 --> 00:05:38,194 More bags to blow on us. 62 00:05:38,793 --> 00:05:40,596 What else is going on with you? 63 00:05:40,829 --> 00:05:43,065 That's about it. Just, um... 64 00:05:43,098 --> 00:05:44,533 Hanging out, make... 65 00:05:44,565 --> 00:05:46,200 Oh, sorry. Is this your daughter? 66 00:05:46,233 --> 00:05:47,735 It's actually my partner. 67 00:05:49,803 --> 00:05:51,205 Heard you, okay. 68 00:05:51,238 --> 00:05:52,798 - Yeah, that's my partner. - You got it. 69 00:05:54,041 --> 00:05:55,210 All right. 70 00:05:56,110 --> 00:05:58,279 Well, you have a nice night, detective. 71 00:05:58,312 --> 00:05:59,680 All right, thank you. You, too. 72 00:05:59,714 --> 00:06:00,749 Cool, man. 73 00:06:00,781 --> 00:06:02,183 You, too. Make sure you call me. 74 00:06:02,216 --> 00:06:03,694 All right, you got it. Good seeing you. 75 00:06:03,718 --> 00:06:04,953 Bye for now. 76 00:06:04,985 --> 00:06:06,265 All right. Bye, nice meeting you. 77 00:06:07,288 --> 00:06:08,923 - Really? - What? 78 00:06:09,990 --> 00:06:11,560 You thought that was funny? 79 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:13,060 What was funny? They said hello. 80 00:06:13,094 --> 00:06:14,964 I know them. Why you get so mad for? 81 00:06:15,596 --> 00:06:17,198 Apparently you know everybody. 82 00:06:17,798 --> 00:06:19,168 Damn. 83 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,269 Don't hate the player. 84 00:06:21,303 --> 00:06:22,771 Hate the game. 85 00:06:50,632 --> 00:06:53,569 Yes, girl. So happy that today is over. 86 00:06:53,601 --> 00:06:55,169 I know, girl. Thank god. 87 00:06:55,202 --> 00:06:56,671 This place is suck, 88 00:06:56,704 --> 00:06:58,149 - but hey, we made money tonight. - Yeah. 89 00:06:58,173 --> 00:06:59,649 Yes, we made a bag, that's without a doubt. 90 00:06:59,673 --> 00:07:01,113 - I'm so happy we made a bag. - Yeah. 91 00:07:01,142 --> 00:07:02,844 And my favorite guy came to see us tonight. 92 00:07:02,877 --> 00:07:04,280 - Which one? - Bryan. 93 00:07:04,846 --> 00:07:06,048 Bryan! 94 00:07:06,081 --> 00:07:07,182 - Yup. - Exactly. 95 00:07:07,214 --> 00:07:08,784 You already know 96 00:07:08,817 --> 00:07:09,685 - when he comes around, yeah. - Girl, yeah! 97 00:07:09,718 --> 00:07:10,753 He spends a bag. 98 00:07:11,118 --> 00:07:13,020 Listen, I'm ready to go home, 99 00:07:13,053 --> 00:07:14,722 take off my shoes, roll a blunt, 100 00:07:14,755 --> 00:07:16,958 have some hennessy, and call it a night. 101 00:07:16,992 --> 00:07:19,036 You got everything you need so we can get out of here? 102 00:07:19,060 --> 00:07:21,297 I think so, yeah. 103 00:07:22,764 --> 00:07:25,300 Oh, shit, I think I forgot my phone. 104 00:07:25,332 --> 00:07:26,978 - Oh, no, girl. - No, I gotta check it out, 105 00:07:27,002 --> 00:07:28,804 because you know those thirsty bitches. 106 00:07:28,836 --> 00:07:30,214 - Let me... I'll be back. - All right. You already know. 107 00:07:30,238 --> 00:07:31,339 I'm gonna call an uber. 108 00:07:31,373 --> 00:07:33,108 I'll be here, boo. 109 00:07:52,159 --> 00:07:53,962 Where's this bitch in the uber? 110 00:08:09,911 --> 00:08:11,980 Sorry, girl, I just got my phone. 111 00:08:12,012 --> 00:08:13,080 Destiny! 112 00:08:13,113 --> 00:08:14,281 Destiny! 113 00:08:14,315 --> 00:08:16,118 Help! Help! 114 00:08:16,151 --> 00:08:17,418 Who the fuck is... 115 00:08:17,452 --> 00:08:18,786 Fuck off! 116 00:08:57,392 --> 00:08:58,359 Fuck. 117 00:08:58,392 --> 00:08:59,392 What? 118 00:08:59,761 --> 00:09:00,929 It's destiny. 119 00:09:04,465 --> 00:09:05,868 What's with him? 120 00:09:06,267 --> 00:09:08,737 - He knew her. - Who is she? 121 00:09:08,770 --> 00:09:10,406 One of the dancers from the club. 122 00:09:14,309 --> 00:09:15,877 Look, cap. 123 00:09:15,910 --> 00:09:17,430 It's the same Mark, like the last body. 124 00:09:17,811 --> 00:09:19,313 Fuck. We got a serial killer. 125 00:09:20,214 --> 00:09:22,383 - He got her real good. - Gotta call it in. 126 00:10:23,011 --> 00:10:25,314 Habib, let me get a large coffee. 127 00:10:26,079 --> 00:10:28,849 And make sure it's black. 128 00:10:28,882 --> 00:10:33,320 You know I like my coffee the way I like my women. 129 00:10:33,353 --> 00:10:37,459 Tall, black, and sexy. 130 00:10:38,092 --> 00:10:40,162 Yeah, I know how you do, 131 00:10:40,195 --> 00:10:42,797 and who you did. That's your coffee. 132 00:10:43,897 --> 00:10:45,166 Thanks, habib. 133 00:10:54,608 --> 00:10:55,877 All right. 134 00:10:56,377 --> 00:10:58,012 Hey, man. 135 00:10:58,046 --> 00:10:59,781 Watch where you're going, buddy. 136 00:11:00,315 --> 00:11:02,150 Hey, what's with the mask? 137 00:11:02,182 --> 00:11:04,360 What, you one of those corona virus freaks or something? 138 00:11:04,384 --> 00:11:06,453 Or are you using it 139 00:11:06,487 --> 00:11:09,458 just to hide your ugly fucking face? 140 00:11:15,396 --> 00:11:17,031 What are you, stupid? 141 00:11:17,065 --> 00:11:18,867 Don't you see I'm here? 142 00:11:23,137 --> 00:11:24,305 Asshole. 143 00:11:25,039 --> 00:11:26,542 What are you, super stupid? 144 00:11:36,917 --> 00:11:38,452 - Captain. - Healy. 145 00:11:38,486 --> 00:11:40,155 What you doing here, captain? 146 00:11:40,188 --> 00:11:41,423 Are you on the bottle again? 147 00:11:41,955 --> 00:11:43,224 'Course not. 148 00:11:43,257 --> 00:11:44,897 You know I've been clean for three months. 149 00:11:44,925 --> 00:11:46,161 Yeah, right. 150 00:12:44,484 --> 00:12:45,986 Cap, what's up? 151 00:12:46,020 --> 00:12:47,456 Detective, have a seat. 152 00:12:47,722 --> 00:12:49,699 No. I wanna stand up, 'cause I don't know what's going on. 153 00:12:49,723 --> 00:12:51,459 Detective, please have a seat. 154 00:12:54,429 --> 00:12:55,964 All right, guys, so, as you know, 155 00:12:55,997 --> 00:12:58,032 we have a serial killer on the loose. 156 00:12:58,065 --> 00:13:00,567 Gonna need your cooperation as we gather 157 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:03,204 a few members of the team try to figure this out. 158 00:13:04,004 --> 00:13:07,008 Okay, so, what's going on? 159 00:13:08,108 --> 00:13:10,344 Okay. Well, detective, does she... do you recognize her? 160 00:13:10,645 --> 00:13:12,514 No. Should I? 161 00:13:12,980 --> 00:13:14,014 All right. 162 00:13:14,047 --> 00:13:15,349 - You don't... - Really? 163 00:13:15,382 --> 00:13:16,651 - You don't remember me? - No. 164 00:13:17,151 --> 00:13:18,553 - Should I? - Are you sure? 165 00:13:20,354 --> 00:13:22,089 Yeah. What are you trying to say? 166 00:13:22,123 --> 00:13:24,158 That I got her preg... I'm the father or something? 167 00:13:24,191 --> 00:13:25,659 Yeah, don't flatter yourself, okay? 168 00:13:25,693 --> 00:13:27,562 I don't know, who is she? 169 00:13:27,594 --> 00:13:28,930 Detective. 170 00:13:29,696 --> 00:13:31,966 This is one of our witnesses from... 171 00:13:31,999 --> 00:13:33,668 At the strip club last night. 172 00:13:34,569 --> 00:13:35,603 Strip club. 173 00:13:35,636 --> 00:13:37,005 But you knew the girl? 174 00:13:37,037 --> 00:13:38,606 Yes, I did. That was my friend. 175 00:13:39,741 --> 00:13:42,143 Oh, remember when you stopped at the store, 176 00:13:42,175 --> 00:13:43,445 - that was you? - Yep. 177 00:13:44,045 --> 00:13:45,289 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't recognize you. 178 00:13:45,313 --> 00:13:46,481 That's all right. 179 00:13:47,015 --> 00:13:48,049 - Okay. - So that's good. 180 00:13:48,081 --> 00:13:49,149 We got a fucking lead. 181 00:13:49,182 --> 00:13:50,584 You got... you saw... 182 00:13:50,618 --> 00:13:52,061 - You saw the person? - Yep, I saw everything. 183 00:13:52,085 --> 00:13:54,288 So basically, we're looking for 184 00:13:54,321 --> 00:13:56,690 Spanish, five-foot-seven, 185 00:13:56,723 --> 00:13:58,627 gray shirt, tims. 186 00:13:59,193 --> 00:14:01,296 Spanish, 5'7", 187 00:14:02,530 --> 00:14:04,266 gray shirt... 188 00:14:05,299 --> 00:14:07,102 Was he wearing... what? Was he wearing jeans? 189 00:14:07,134 --> 00:14:08,202 He was wearing blue jeans. 190 00:14:08,236 --> 00:14:09,537 Blue jeans, and you said tims. 191 00:14:09,570 --> 00:14:10,580 - And the tims. - And mask. 192 00:14:10,604 --> 00:14:12,206 And a mask. 193 00:14:12,239 --> 00:14:14,508 Oh, this is gonna be fucking simple to find 194 00:14:14,541 --> 00:14:16,243 a Spanish dude in the Bronx. 195 00:14:16,276 --> 00:14:17,621 That's what we're looking for right now. 196 00:14:17,645 --> 00:14:19,247 Is the killer in New York? 197 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,717 That's fucking everybody in New York City, cap. 198 00:14:23,084 --> 00:14:24,585 How we supposed to solve this? 199 00:14:24,618 --> 00:14:26,387 We're bringing in troops. 200 00:14:27,055 --> 00:14:28,289 Who are you bringing? 201 00:14:28,321 --> 00:14:29,656 I got ruiz and Sanchez coming in. 202 00:14:29,690 --> 00:14:31,225 Jesus. 203 00:14:31,258 --> 00:14:32,698 You gotta bring those fucking clowns? 204 00:14:33,094 --> 00:14:35,196 Can you send ruiz and Sanchez in, please? 205 00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:40,469 Yo, cap, you call for me? 206 00:14:41,536 --> 00:14:42,570 And me too, cap? 207 00:14:42,603 --> 00:14:43,704 Please come in. 208 00:14:44,338 --> 00:14:45,640 Really, dude? 209 00:14:45,672 --> 00:14:47,741 You can't fix your fucking uniform? 210 00:14:47,775 --> 00:14:49,677 Cool, so now that I have the whole gang here, 211 00:14:49,709 --> 00:14:51,546 I have another treat for you guys. 212 00:14:52,213 --> 00:14:54,082 Another fucking treat. 213 00:14:54,714 --> 00:14:56,651 God knows what else is gonna... 214 00:14:56,684 --> 00:14:58,320 Gets better from here. 215 00:14:58,618 --> 00:15:00,421 We have to continue to stop the spread. 216 00:15:01,189 --> 00:15:07,029 And this is a constant calibration also. 217 00:15:08,695 --> 00:15:10,598 I'm gonna issue an executive order 218 00:15:10,631 --> 00:15:12,701 that says all people in public 219 00:15:13,401 --> 00:15:15,637 must have a mask or nose... 220 00:15:15,670 --> 00:15:17,738 Executive order issued. 221 00:15:17,772 --> 00:15:22,076 This is not just statewide, this is across the U.S. 222 00:15:22,109 --> 00:15:23,411 Along with the face mask, 223 00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:25,780 we're implementing social distancing, 224 00:15:25,813 --> 00:15:28,316 and it's going to be mandatory. 225 00:15:28,348 --> 00:15:29,783 It's protocol. 226 00:15:29,816 --> 00:15:31,295 You don't have to wear your mask in the car. 227 00:15:31,319 --> 00:15:33,421 However, it does have to be worn. 228 00:15:33,787 --> 00:15:35,690 Okay, so only when we're answering calls? 229 00:15:36,290 --> 00:15:38,793 I can't fucking breathe in this dumb shit! 230 00:15:38,825 --> 00:15:41,228 I gotta wear this now every fucking day to work? 231 00:15:41,262 --> 00:15:43,231 We all do. Join the club. 232 00:15:43,498 --> 00:15:45,666 I should just fucking call on vacation. 233 00:15:45,699 --> 00:15:47,368 Gonna have to give to the other two, 234 00:15:47,401 --> 00:15:50,371 pass these through to the two guys in the back. 235 00:15:50,403 --> 00:15:53,207 You got a fucking red nose for these fucking clowns? 236 00:15:53,241 --> 00:15:54,642 Here, man. 237 00:15:54,675 --> 00:15:56,377 You're now at an intersection, 238 00:15:56,410 --> 00:15:58,413 and there are people in the intersection, 239 00:15:58,813 --> 00:16:00,782 and you are gonna be in proximity 240 00:16:00,815 --> 00:16:03,785 to other people, put the mask on. 241 00:16:03,818 --> 00:16:06,788 Your right to go out for a walk in the park, 242 00:16:06,820 --> 00:16:08,388 go out for a walk 243 00:16:08,421 --> 00:16:09,766 because you need to get out of the house, 244 00:16:09,790 --> 00:16:11,493 the dog is getting on your nerves, 245 00:16:11,526 --> 00:16:13,161 fine, don't infect me. 246 00:16:13,194 --> 00:16:15,130 You don't have a right to infect me. 247 00:16:15,162 --> 00:16:16,663 If you are gonna be 248 00:16:16,696 --> 00:16:19,233 in a situation, in public, 249 00:16:19,267 --> 00:16:23,403 where you may come into contact with other people 250 00:16:23,436 --> 00:16:27,608 in a situation that is not socially distanced, 251 00:16:27,642 --> 00:16:30,377 you must have a mask 252 00:16:31,179 --> 00:16:35,750 or a cloth covering nose and mouth. 253 00:16:35,782 --> 00:16:38,219 - That is by executive order. - Seriously? 254 00:16:38,252 --> 00:16:40,787 We gotta wear this 24 fucking hours at work? 255 00:16:40,820 --> 00:16:42,322 I think it looks cute. 256 00:16:42,355 --> 00:16:43,467 - Fucking... - It's for your protection. 257 00:16:43,491 --> 00:16:44,692 All right, game plan. 258 00:16:44,724 --> 00:16:46,226 Effective tomorrow night, 259 00:16:46,259 --> 00:16:47,570 ruiz and Sanchez, I have you pairing up 260 00:16:47,594 --> 00:16:49,296 with Jordan and pippen, undercover. 261 00:16:49,329 --> 00:16:50,531 - Yes. - Yes. 262 00:16:50,565 --> 00:16:51,632 Undercover, yeah. 263 00:16:51,666 --> 00:16:53,635 That's right, man. Undercover. 264 00:16:54,234 --> 00:16:57,604 Casey, you're gonna be staying with detective pippen 265 00:16:57,637 --> 00:17:00,240 for the next few days, just for protection purposes. 266 00:17:00,273 --> 00:17:01,608 Hold up. Cap. 267 00:17:01,642 --> 00:17:03,411 - You know I got a... - Casey. 268 00:17:03,743 --> 00:17:04,887 - Detective... - Cap, I got a big place. 269 00:17:04,911 --> 00:17:06,948 Detective pippen will be escorting 270 00:17:06,980 --> 00:17:08,349 you to her place. Thank you. 271 00:17:09,283 --> 00:17:10,517 - Okay. - Okay. 272 00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:11,686 Come on. 273 00:17:13,286 --> 00:17:14,890 Wear this fucking mask. 274 00:17:15,555 --> 00:17:16,524 Do me a favor, guys. 275 00:17:16,556 --> 00:17:18,392 Can you wait outside? 276 00:17:18,426 --> 00:17:19,869 I have to talk to the captain about something. 277 00:17:19,893 --> 00:17:20,893 Okay? 278 00:17:23,998 --> 00:17:25,299 Hey, cap. 279 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:29,770 Do you still wanna hang out or something? 280 00:17:30,371 --> 00:17:31,639 Are you fucking kidding me? 281 00:17:31,671 --> 00:17:33,641 Then why you keep throwing shit at me for? 282 00:17:33,673 --> 00:17:35,477 Will, cut the bullshit. 283 00:17:36,244 --> 00:17:37,512 Listen. 284 00:17:38,912 --> 00:17:40,389 Do you want to come by to my house tonight, 285 00:17:40,413 --> 00:17:41,815 - over a bottle of wine? - Fuck, no. 286 00:17:41,849 --> 00:17:42,849 Okay. 287 00:17:43,717 --> 00:17:45,786 So then stop breaking my fucking balls! 288 00:17:46,953 --> 00:17:49,389 I'll deal with her. She's fine. 289 00:17:49,422 --> 00:17:51,625 But I'm not working with those two fucking clowns. 290 00:17:51,659 --> 00:17:53,295 No. I don't need backup. 291 00:17:55,830 --> 00:17:56,798 Oh, Felicia? 292 00:17:56,831 --> 00:17:58,433 - What? - Bye. 293 00:18:04,438 --> 00:18:05,907 Yeah. What was that address? 294 00:18:07,475 --> 00:18:08,475 Okay, cool. 295 00:18:08,742 --> 00:18:09,742 Thank you. 296 00:18:11,011 --> 00:18:12,412 - Hey. - I thought I told you guys 297 00:18:12,446 --> 00:18:13,648 to wait for me in the car. 298 00:18:13,980 --> 00:18:15,816 Yeah, but the witness had to use the bathroom. 299 00:18:16,350 --> 00:18:17,584 All right, no problem. 300 00:18:17,617 --> 00:18:18,652 You okay? 301 00:18:19,452 --> 00:18:20,488 Yeah, fuck her, man. 302 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:21,855 She wanna break my fucking balls 303 00:18:21,889 --> 00:18:23,524 and all that, then now she wanna 304 00:18:23,556 --> 00:18:25,692 assign two clowns to work with us. 305 00:18:25,726 --> 00:18:27,037 I haven't got time for that bullshit, 306 00:18:27,061 --> 00:18:28,463 it is what it is. 307 00:18:28,496 --> 00:18:29,430 You sure you're all right? 308 00:18:29,462 --> 00:18:31,298 I'm good. You know what? 309 00:18:31,332 --> 00:18:32,400 Wait for the witness, 310 00:18:32,432 --> 00:18:33,901 I'm gonna go in my car, 311 00:18:33,933 --> 00:18:35,969 and I'll just wait for you guys there, right? 312 00:18:36,003 --> 00:18:37,772 - Will? - Yeah? 313 00:18:38,905 --> 00:18:40,617 You know you can talk to me about anything, right? 314 00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:42,576 Thank you, I appreciate it, but I'm good. 315 00:18:42,610 --> 00:18:43,887 Just get to the car safe, all right? 316 00:18:43,911 --> 00:18:45,513 I'll see you guys down. 317 00:19:13,940 --> 00:19:15,509 Damn, what took so long? 318 00:19:15,942 --> 00:19:17,711 I gave her a change clothes. 319 00:19:18,578 --> 00:19:19,813 All right, that's cool. 320 00:19:19,846 --> 00:19:21,282 - You got your mask? - Yep. 321 00:19:21,614 --> 00:19:22,650 It's in your bag? 322 00:19:22,682 --> 00:19:23,682 - Yep. - Oh, okay. 323 00:19:25,885 --> 00:19:27,622 - You good? - Yeah, I'm great. 324 00:19:27,654 --> 00:19:28,989 Everything good? 325 00:19:45,538 --> 00:19:46,606 Pickup usual time? 326 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:47,742 You got it. 327 00:20:57,978 --> 00:20:59,289 This morning, the tensions are escalating 328 00:20:59,313 --> 00:21:02,749 between President Trump and house speaker Nancy pelosi 329 00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:05,453 over the president's use of hydroxychloroquine. 330 00:21:05,486 --> 00:21:07,021 Pelosi is a sick woman. 331 00:21:07,054 --> 00:21:09,423 She's got a lot of problems, a lot of mental problems. 332 00:21:09,457 --> 00:21:11,892 I didn't know that he would be so sensitive. 333 00:21:11,926 --> 00:21:14,495 He's always talking about other people's 334 00:21:14,527 --> 00:21:17,065 avoirdupois, their weight, their pounds. 335 00:21:17,698 --> 00:21:19,734 The president firing back at pelosi, 336 00:21:19,767 --> 00:21:21,501 after she criticized 337 00:21:21,535 --> 00:21:23,504 his decision to take the anti-malaria drug 338 00:21:23,536 --> 00:21:25,773 to protect against coronavirus, 339 00:21:25,805 --> 00:21:28,942 with no evidence yet that it prevents COVID-19. 340 00:21:28,976 --> 00:21:31,646 We would rather he not be taking something 341 00:21:31,679 --> 00:21:33,147 that has not been approved 342 00:21:33,180 --> 00:21:35,048 by the scientists, 343 00:21:35,082 --> 00:21:36,883 especially in his age group, 344 00:21:36,917 --> 00:21:38,920 and in his, shall we say, 345 00:21:38,952 --> 00:21:42,055 weight group, at what is morbidly obese, they say. 346 00:21:42,623 --> 00:21:44,025 Former president Joe Biden 347 00:21:44,057 --> 00:21:45,926 slamming the president overnight, 348 00:21:45,959 --> 00:21:48,563 comparing this to the moment Mr. Trump questioned 349 00:21:48,595 --> 00:21:50,864 whether disinfectants could be a treatment. 350 00:21:50,898 --> 00:21:52,567 It's like saying maybe 351 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,469 if you injected clorox into your blood, 352 00:21:54,501 --> 00:21:55,836 you know, it may cure you. 353 00:21:55,870 --> 00:21:57,171 Come on, man. 354 00:21:57,203 --> 00:21:59,039 What is he doing? 355 00:21:59,073 --> 00:22:01,142 What in god's name is he doing? 356 00:22:01,174 --> 00:22:03,043 The president taking aim. 357 00:22:03,076 --> 00:22:05,613 If you look at the one survey, the only bad survey, 358 00:22:05,645 --> 00:22:08,248 they were giving it to people that were in very bad shape. 359 00:22:08,282 --> 00:22:11,486 They were very old, almost dead. 360 00:22:15,021 --> 00:22:16,756 This just in. 361 00:22:16,789 --> 00:22:19,093 As if the coronavirus pandemic was not enough, 362 00:22:19,125 --> 00:22:21,995 now New York has a new problem. 363 00:22:22,028 --> 00:22:23,763 There is a serial killer 364 00:22:23,796 --> 00:22:26,033 stalking the good people of the five boroughs. 365 00:22:26,065 --> 00:22:27,735 What we know so far 366 00:22:27,767 --> 00:22:29,970 is that he is a hispanic-looking male, 367 00:22:30,004 --> 00:22:31,738 "about 5'7". 368 00:22:31,771 --> 00:22:33,240 It's been reported 369 00:22:33,274 --> 00:22:34,976 that he has killed at least eight women 370 00:22:35,008 --> 00:22:36,743 that the police know of. 371 00:22:36,776 --> 00:22:39,013 And he wears a generic covid mask 372 00:22:39,046 --> 00:22:41,082 to conceal his identity. 373 00:22:41,114 --> 00:22:42,650 So, obviously, 374 00:22:42,682 --> 00:22:44,584 the media has already dubbed him 375 00:22:44,617 --> 00:22:45,752 the covid killer. 376 00:22:46,786 --> 00:22:48,031 That is all we know at this time. 377 00:22:48,055 --> 00:22:51,659 We will keep the public updated as news comes in. 378 00:22:51,691 --> 00:22:54,929 Please, stay inside and stay safe. 379 00:22:55,895 --> 00:22:57,797 It's a vanilla, 380 00:22:57,831 --> 00:23:00,767 chai tea, almond milk, no sugar. 381 00:23:02,036 --> 00:23:03,770 Vanilla, chai... 382 00:23:04,270 --> 00:23:06,806 Tea, almond milk, no sugar. 383 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:08,643 It's like a creamy tea, just taste it. 384 00:23:08,676 --> 00:23:09,944 That sounds nasty. 385 00:23:09,977 --> 00:23:11,112 Just taste it. 386 00:23:15,783 --> 00:23:17,084 It's hot as hell. 387 00:23:17,116 --> 00:23:19,286 Yeah, well, I like hot tea. 388 00:23:22,221 --> 00:23:23,724 But you gotta try this. 389 00:23:24,624 --> 00:23:25,959 That's too sweet. 390 00:23:26,927 --> 00:23:28,905 Just try it, you don't even know what it tastes like. 391 00:23:28,929 --> 00:23:30,230 I can see it by looking at it. 392 00:23:30,264 --> 00:23:31,565 Just try... 393 00:23:31,599 --> 00:23:32,700 What the fuck? 394 00:23:32,732 --> 00:23:34,067 What? I just smelled it. 395 00:23:34,101 --> 00:23:36,738 No. Look at these fucking clowns. 396 00:23:38,205 --> 00:23:39,840 Gotta be fucking kidding me. 397 00:23:39,873 --> 00:23:41,209 I'm calling the captain. 398 00:23:44,111 --> 00:23:46,213 Siri, call captain. 399 00:23:46,246 --> 00:23:48,283 Calling the captain, mobile. 400 00:23:48,915 --> 00:23:49,915 Yeah, cap? 401 00:23:50,284 --> 00:23:51,819 I'm about to facetime you. 402 00:23:52,652 --> 00:23:54,956 These dudes is fucking clowns. 403 00:24:32,258 --> 00:24:34,094 Yo, both of y'all are fucking clowns. 404 00:24:34,128 --> 00:24:36,130 You're off the case, captain said you're done. 405 00:24:40,167 --> 00:24:42,737 And yet in another bizarre covid incident, 406 00:24:42,769 --> 00:24:45,271 a group of filmmakers are being denied entry 407 00:24:45,305 --> 00:24:46,974 to the Howard stern show 408 00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:49,243 because of Howard's COVID-19 concerns. 409 00:24:49,276 --> 00:24:51,911 Howard stern is not gonna happen. 410 00:24:51,944 --> 00:24:53,913 Howard stern is a billionaire. 411 00:24:53,947 --> 00:24:57,218 He don't got time to deal with y'all low-life youtubers. 412 00:24:57,250 --> 00:24:58,786 You know what? 413 00:24:58,818 --> 00:25:00,921 We may be lowlifes, especially him. 414 00:25:00,953 --> 00:25:02,656 - Hey! - But we are not youtubers. 415 00:25:02,690 --> 00:25:04,824 We are legitimate, independent filmmakers, 416 00:25:04,857 --> 00:25:06,661 and we demand respect! 417 00:25:06,693 --> 00:25:08,194 Yeah, we demand respect. 418 00:25:08,228 --> 00:25:09,663 - Wait. - What's up? 419 00:25:10,096 --> 00:25:11,398 Take this off. 420 00:25:11,931 --> 00:25:13,267 You don't like my hat? 421 00:25:13,801 --> 00:25:15,736 Now I can see you. 422 00:25:15,768 --> 00:25:17,037 You're so handsome. 423 00:25:17,071 --> 00:25:19,106 Oh, please. Stop trying to gas me. 424 00:25:19,139 --> 00:25:21,309 - I'm not gassing you. - It's working. 425 00:25:21,874 --> 00:25:23,210 It's working? 426 00:25:24,077 --> 00:25:25,879 What are we drinking to? 427 00:25:26,814 --> 00:25:30,017 We are drinking to us reuniting, 428 00:25:31,151 --> 00:25:32,820 after seven years. 429 00:25:32,853 --> 00:25:34,421 And you still look good. 430 00:25:34,955 --> 00:25:36,724 And another thing. 431 00:25:36,757 --> 00:25:40,228 I hope you catch that crazy serial killer out here. 432 00:25:40,460 --> 00:25:42,963 This lunatic, killing all these women. 433 00:25:43,463 --> 00:25:45,298 I promise you, 434 00:25:45,332 --> 00:25:47,368 I'm gonna catch that son of a bitch. 435 00:25:47,401 --> 00:25:49,135 Why y'all got no mask on? 436 00:25:49,169 --> 00:25:50,237 You fucking with me? 437 00:25:50,269 --> 00:25:52,073 Don't touch me, goddammit! 438 00:25:52,105 --> 00:25:53,985 - I can't fucking believe it. - Do not touch me! 439 00:25:54,074 --> 00:25:55,074 Mm. 440 00:25:56,744 --> 00:26:00,882 It's crazy clowny time, kids! 441 00:26:03,816 --> 00:26:06,286 So... you have Netflix? 442 00:26:06,319 --> 00:26:07,754 Of course. 443 00:26:10,824 --> 00:26:11,859 Netflix. 444 00:26:13,093 --> 00:26:14,762 - Really? - Uh-huh. 445 00:26:14,995 --> 00:26:17,231 Oh my god. 446 00:26:17,264 --> 00:26:19,901 Your collection got so big. 447 00:26:20,933 --> 00:26:23,103 How many do you have now? 448 00:26:23,536 --> 00:26:25,305 Close to 200. 449 00:26:25,338 --> 00:26:28,041 Oh my god. What number are these? 450 00:26:28,808 --> 00:26:30,377 Those are the six ones. 451 00:26:31,210 --> 00:26:33,714 Whoa. I like those a lot. 452 00:26:36,315 --> 00:26:37,817 What number are these? 453 00:26:37,851 --> 00:26:39,120 Those are the threes. 454 00:26:42,456 --> 00:26:43,725 Wow. 455 00:26:46,794 --> 00:26:47,795 - Oh my god, - damn. 456 00:26:47,827 --> 00:26:49,296 - You have these? - Yep. 457 00:26:50,063 --> 00:26:51,799 Oh my god. 458 00:26:51,832 --> 00:26:53,367 Those are special editions. 459 00:26:53,801 --> 00:26:54,936 They are. 460 00:26:56,335 --> 00:26:57,971 What number are these? 461 00:26:58,005 --> 00:26:59,549 Oh, yeah, those are the size twelves, yeah. 462 00:26:59,573 --> 00:27:03,777 Well, you know what number you don't have? 463 00:27:04,277 --> 00:27:05,747 What's that? 464 00:27:06,180 --> 00:27:08,516 You don't have the 69s. 465 00:27:08,981 --> 00:27:12,052 69s? Jordan never came out with 69s. 466 00:27:12,885 --> 00:27:14,220 Come on, you know what I mean. 467 00:27:14,254 --> 00:27:15,823 Come over here. 468 00:27:15,855 --> 00:27:18,058 - For? - Yeah, word. 469 00:27:19,092 --> 00:27:20,361 Shut the light. 470 00:27:20,393 --> 00:27:21,833 - Want me turn the light off? - Yeah. 471 00:27:23,330 --> 00:27:24,965 They still got the clapper? 472 00:27:24,998 --> 00:27:25,998 Of course. 473 00:27:50,023 --> 00:27:51,859 What did you forget... hey. 474 00:27:51,892 --> 00:27:52,927 Forget? 475 00:27:52,959 --> 00:27:54,169 No, no, I was thinking out loud. 476 00:27:54,193 --> 00:27:55,796 - Hm. - What's going on? 477 00:27:56,129 --> 00:27:57,231 Hm. 478 00:27:57,497 --> 00:27:59,099 Got some wine. 479 00:27:59,132 --> 00:28:00,267 You got red wine? 480 00:28:00,299 --> 00:28:01,969 Let me get the two glasses. 481 00:28:02,001 --> 00:28:03,937 Oh, we don't need those, honey. 482 00:28:03,970 --> 00:28:06,140 So you just brought a empty bottle 483 00:28:06,172 --> 00:28:07,941 of red wine to my house, for what? 484 00:28:07,975 --> 00:28:11,344 Because I wanna get and I'm feeling nice. 485 00:28:12,411 --> 00:28:13,547 For real? 486 00:28:14,113 --> 00:28:15,113 Yeah. 487 00:29:19,011 --> 00:29:20,413 Hey, what's up, cap? 488 00:29:22,649 --> 00:29:23,651 Have a seat, detective. 489 00:29:27,187 --> 00:29:28,923 Okay, what's up? 490 00:29:28,956 --> 00:29:30,992 Our last victim, did you know her? 491 00:29:31,257 --> 00:29:32,593 Yes, I did. 492 00:29:32,625 --> 00:29:33,625 How? 493 00:29:34,961 --> 00:29:36,396 Here are the files you requested. 494 00:29:37,430 --> 00:29:38,632 Thank you. 495 00:29:43,402 --> 00:29:44,971 Detective, how? 496 00:29:46,707 --> 00:29:48,109 How, detective? 497 00:29:50,242 --> 00:29:51,578 I just knew her. 498 00:29:53,380 --> 00:29:56,484 Right now, your DNA's on this victim's body. 499 00:29:57,551 --> 00:30:00,154 She was found around the corner from your house. 500 00:30:01,054 --> 00:30:03,056 So what do you want me to say, that I fucked her? 501 00:30:03,556 --> 00:30:04,525 Did you? 502 00:30:04,557 --> 00:30:06,026 So what are you saying? 503 00:30:06,994 --> 00:30:08,562 What I'm trying to say is, 504 00:30:08,594 --> 00:30:10,730 I need you to turn in your firearm and your shield. 505 00:30:10,764 --> 00:30:12,232 For what? 506 00:30:12,265 --> 00:30:13,668 And you're suspended indefinitely. 507 00:30:15,535 --> 00:30:18,139 For what? I didn't fucking do anything. 508 00:30:22,241 --> 00:30:23,561 You know this is fucking bullshit. 509 00:30:25,144 --> 00:30:27,580 For the sake of the city, I hope this is bullshit. 510 00:30:27,613 --> 00:30:29,415 I have your file right here, detective, 511 00:30:29,449 --> 00:30:30,750 and you're a great detective. 512 00:30:30,784 --> 00:30:32,686 Then why the fuck am I being suspended? 513 00:30:32,719 --> 00:30:34,522 Because you're a fucking suspect! 514 00:30:35,654 --> 00:30:38,124 And fuck that. Sellout. 515 00:30:43,630 --> 00:30:45,166 Will, hold up. 516 00:30:48,235 --> 00:30:49,670 What are you gonna say now? 517 00:30:49,702 --> 00:30:51,504 What do you want me to do? 518 00:30:51,537 --> 00:30:53,148 I didn't know. I didn't know it was gonna come to this. 519 00:30:53,172 --> 00:30:54,216 You could have fucking texted me and warned me. 520 00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:55,320 You're right. But what now? 521 00:30:55,709 --> 00:30:57,443 I'm being... I'm a fucking suspect, 522 00:30:57,477 --> 00:30:58,979 I'm being charged for murder. 523 00:30:59,278 --> 00:31:01,023 I told you that thing was gonna get you in trouble. 524 00:31:01,047 --> 00:31:03,007 I don't have no time for these fucking jokes, man. 525 00:31:03,449 --> 00:31:05,651 Now, who's gonna continue the fucking case? 526 00:31:05,684 --> 00:31:07,453 Pippen. We're going to have pippen on it. 527 00:31:07,487 --> 00:31:09,156 Pippen can't do this shit by herself. 528 00:31:09,189 --> 00:31:10,757 Listen to me. 529 00:31:10,790 --> 00:31:12,534 I'm still on this shit. They can have my fucking gun 530 00:31:12,558 --> 00:31:14,127 and my fucking badge. 531 00:31:14,161 --> 00:31:15,804 I'm not doing this shit. I'm still on the case. 532 00:31:15,828 --> 00:31:17,663 You know why? I'm proving my innocence. 533 00:31:17,697 --> 00:31:19,199 To everybody. 534 00:31:19,231 --> 00:31:20,767 Well, I didn't hear about that. 535 00:31:21,535 --> 00:31:23,637 You never hear anything I fucking say anyway. 536 00:31:26,506 --> 00:31:27,641 Will! 537 00:31:30,376 --> 00:31:32,145 What? Now you're finally talking to me? 538 00:31:33,345 --> 00:31:34,345 Hold on. 539 00:31:37,484 --> 00:31:39,286 What the fuck just happened in there? 540 00:31:39,318 --> 00:31:41,087 That was internal affairs. 541 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:42,822 And they just suspended me. 542 00:31:42,855 --> 00:31:44,525 - You're joking. - No. 543 00:31:45,124 --> 00:31:46,727 So what the fuck are we gonna do? 544 00:31:47,326 --> 00:31:48,661 Remember that girl? 545 00:31:48,694 --> 00:31:50,696 - Uh-uh. - The last one, the last body? 546 00:31:50,729 --> 00:31:51,798 - Uh-uh. - Okay. 547 00:31:51,832 --> 00:31:54,135 Well, only my DNA was on that. 548 00:31:54,767 --> 00:31:56,402 So what are you trying to say? 549 00:31:56,436 --> 00:31:58,238 You want me to spell it out for you? 550 00:31:58,270 --> 00:32:00,074 I'm gonna need you to. 551 00:32:00,106 --> 00:32:02,226 You want me to tell you straight up that I fucked her? 552 00:32:05,112 --> 00:32:06,513 - You serious? - Yeah. 553 00:32:06,546 --> 00:32:08,515 I fucked her, but I didn't kill her. 554 00:32:08,547 --> 00:32:10,383 Well, I know that, 555 00:32:10,417 --> 00:32:12,095 'cause I know who you are, I know you're not that stupid. 556 00:32:12,119 --> 00:32:13,463 Okay, then go tell internal affairs about that, 557 00:32:13,487 --> 00:32:15,689 'cause right now, I'm being investigated. 558 00:32:16,323 --> 00:32:18,191 - You're being investigated? - Yes. 559 00:32:19,191 --> 00:32:21,127 They're trying to link me now to the murders. 560 00:32:22,394 --> 00:32:23,572 - You know... - All the same marks 561 00:32:23,596 --> 00:32:25,365 and everything on every body. 562 00:32:25,731 --> 00:32:27,334 And I'm trying to put this shit together, 563 00:32:27,366 --> 00:32:29,736 that why are all these murders... 564 00:32:30,303 --> 00:32:31,671 I'm trying to put together 565 00:32:31,705 --> 00:32:33,841 why all these girls that are coming up dead, 566 00:32:34,673 --> 00:32:36,109 they're linking to me. 567 00:32:36,142 --> 00:32:37,577 I know them all. 568 00:32:38,879 --> 00:32:40,714 That was the only girl I had sex with, 569 00:32:40,747 --> 00:32:42,349 was the last one. 570 00:32:43,216 --> 00:32:45,419 - And now you're suspended. - Now I'm suspended. 571 00:32:46,585 --> 00:32:48,588 So I need you to do me a favor. 572 00:32:48,622 --> 00:32:49,890 What is it? 573 00:32:49,922 --> 00:32:51,724 You need to catch this son of a bitch. 574 00:32:51,757 --> 00:32:53,759 You know I can't do that by myself. 575 00:32:53,793 --> 00:32:55,329 Well, you're gonna have to. 576 00:32:55,362 --> 00:32:56,842 I'll be around, but you gonna have to. 577 00:32:57,764 --> 00:32:59,667 You know what, hold on a second. 578 00:33:12,511 --> 00:33:13,746 Hold on to this. 579 00:33:16,882 --> 00:33:17,851 I don't wanna get you in trouble. 580 00:33:17,883 --> 00:33:18,883 Shh. 581 00:33:19,518 --> 00:33:20,820 Hold on to it. 582 00:33:22,521 --> 00:33:24,423 I'm gonna need you, some way, somehow. 583 00:33:24,457 --> 00:33:25,593 Right, listen. 584 00:33:26,526 --> 00:33:28,161 You know I'm not off this case. 585 00:33:28,394 --> 00:33:30,797 All right? I'll be around when you call me. 586 00:33:31,331 --> 00:33:32,632 - You know I will. - I'm there. 587 00:33:32,665 --> 00:33:34,734 All right? You're still gorgeous. 588 00:33:34,767 --> 00:33:36,670 Be careful, and you call me. 589 00:33:36,702 --> 00:33:37,872 All right? 590 00:33:39,573 --> 00:33:40,782 All right, give me that handshake again. 591 00:33:40,806 --> 00:33:42,242 Ready, and... 592 00:34:23,450 --> 00:34:24,518 Hey. 593 00:34:24,851 --> 00:34:27,487 What's up? What are you doing here? 594 00:34:27,519 --> 00:34:28,956 What, I can't bring my partner 595 00:34:28,988 --> 00:34:31,391 his favorite chai tea, almond milk, no sugar? 596 00:34:31,423 --> 00:34:33,360 Thank you. 597 00:34:33,392 --> 00:34:34,769 - You're welcome. - How'd you get here? 598 00:34:34,793 --> 00:34:36,229 I took an uber. 599 00:34:36,262 --> 00:34:37,372 But I was leaving in five minutes 600 00:34:37,396 --> 00:34:38,632 to pick you up. 601 00:34:38,664 --> 00:34:40,300 - It's fine. - Okay. Come inside. 602 00:34:42,901 --> 00:34:45,639 To what do I owe the honor 603 00:34:45,671 --> 00:34:48,242 of having you in my presence in my house? 604 00:34:48,275 --> 00:34:50,309 Well, I feel like all the girls have seen it, 605 00:34:50,342 --> 00:34:51,945 and I wanna see it. 606 00:34:54,347 --> 00:34:56,617 - You wanna see it now? - Uh-huh. 607 00:34:58,418 --> 00:34:59,620 Come on. 608 00:35:09,996 --> 00:35:12,465 Oh my god, it's huge! 609 00:35:27,546 --> 00:35:29,016 I told you it was huge. 610 00:37:52,891 --> 00:37:54,460 Come in. 611 00:37:55,595 --> 00:37:57,597 Hey, detective, sorry to bother you. 612 00:37:57,630 --> 00:37:59,599 - Can take a shower? - Yeah. Yeah, of course. 613 00:37:59,632 --> 00:38:00,910 I left a blue towel for you in the bathroom. 614 00:38:00,934 --> 00:38:02,211 - All right, thank you. - You're welcome. 615 00:38:02,235 --> 00:38:04,704 Oh, as a matter of fact, when you get out, 616 00:38:04,737 --> 00:38:06,740 can you come check out these mugshots with me? 617 00:38:06,773 --> 00:38:08,642 - Yeah, sure. I'll be back. - Okay. 618 00:38:42,208 --> 00:38:43,543 Casey? 619 00:38:43,809 --> 00:38:45,645 Casey, are you okay? 620 00:38:48,847 --> 00:38:49,983 Casey? 621 00:38:50,016 --> 00:38:51,818 Casey. Casey! 622 00:38:51,851 --> 00:38:52,920 Casey! 623 00:38:53,887 --> 00:38:55,189 My god. 624 00:38:58,791 --> 00:39:01,562 Will. I need you to come to my house right now. 625 00:39:02,161 --> 00:39:04,030 The witness is dead! 626 00:39:04,296 --> 00:39:06,999 She has the same Mark as the other bodies, too. 627 00:39:08,300 --> 00:39:10,069 Okay, imma wait for you. 628 00:39:23,682 --> 00:39:27,554 I could give you 19 or 20 names for that, right? 629 00:39:27,586 --> 00:39:29,989 It's got all different names. Wuhan. 630 00:39:31,758 --> 00:39:33,894 Got Wuhan was catching on. 631 00:39:34,894 --> 00:39:36,597 Coronavirus, right? 632 00:39:38,865 --> 00:39:40,100 Kungflu, yes. 633 00:39:43,068 --> 00:39:44,170 Kungflu. 634 00:39:47,039 --> 00:39:49,575 Covid. COVID-19. Covid. 635 00:39:49,842 --> 00:39:51,711 I say, what's the 19? 636 00:39:51,744 --> 00:39:53,622 COVID-19. Some people can't explain what the 19... 637 00:39:53,646 --> 00:39:55,115 Gimme the... 638 00:39:55,148 --> 00:39:57,050 COVID-19. I said, that's an odd name. 639 00:39:57,083 --> 00:39:59,286 I could give you many, many names. 640 00:39:59,318 --> 00:40:01,287 Some people call it the Chinese flu, 641 00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:03,656 the China flu, right? 642 00:40:03,690 --> 00:40:05,559 They call it the China, 643 00:40:05,592 --> 00:40:07,561 as opposed to the China... 644 00:40:09,128 --> 00:40:10,896 I've never seen anything like it. 645 00:40:10,929 --> 00:40:12,632 Well, it's been three months 646 00:40:12,664 --> 00:40:14,233 since we've heard from the covid killer. 647 00:40:14,266 --> 00:40:17,002 But his vile presence is still with us. 648 00:40:17,036 --> 00:40:19,639 So do not let your guard down, New York. 649 00:40:19,671 --> 00:40:21,307 Be safe. Stay home. 650 00:40:21,773 --> 00:40:23,842 There are four things that we now know 651 00:40:23,876 --> 00:40:25,711 about this covid killer. 652 00:40:25,744 --> 00:40:27,179 He only kills at night. 653 00:40:27,213 --> 00:40:29,149 He only kills women, 654 00:40:29,182 --> 00:40:31,818 in particular, nurses and strippers. 655 00:40:31,851 --> 00:40:35,655 He only uses one type of weapon, a kitchen knife. 656 00:40:35,688 --> 00:40:37,190 And for some odd reason, 657 00:40:37,222 --> 00:40:39,226 he only slashes to the left. 658 00:40:39,992 --> 00:40:42,228 These are scary and strange times, indeed. 659 00:40:42,961 --> 00:40:45,164 Can anybody stop this madman? 660 00:40:45,865 --> 00:40:48,001 Where's a supercop when you need one? 661 00:40:57,409 --> 00:40:58,777 I can't breathe, man. 662 00:40:58,811 --> 00:41:00,246 - I can't breathe. - Shut up! 663 00:41:00,278 --> 00:41:01,880 Shut the fuck up! 664 00:41:01,914 --> 00:41:03,650 I don't give a fuck if you can't breathe. 665 00:41:03,682 --> 00:41:04,727 That's not my fucking problem. 666 00:41:04,751 --> 00:41:05,831 You shouldn't have done it. 667 00:41:06,318 --> 00:41:08,387 - I can't breathe. - Shut the fuck up. 668 00:41:19,197 --> 00:41:21,300 Check this. What's going on? 669 00:41:22,068 --> 00:41:24,271 That shit does not look... 670 00:41:26,338 --> 00:41:28,174 Yo, we gotta go see what the fuck is going on. 671 00:41:29,742 --> 00:41:31,144 Shut the fuck up, 672 00:41:31,177 --> 00:41:32,977 or I'm gonna put two in the back of your head! 673 00:41:33,112 --> 00:41:35,115 I'll make you fucking shut up forever. 674 00:41:35,148 --> 00:41:36,950 I can't breathe. 675 00:41:36,983 --> 00:41:39,720 Yeah, I'll put two in your fucking back, you piece of shit. 676 00:41:41,019 --> 00:41:42,889 Shut the fuck up, I said. 677 00:41:45,358 --> 00:41:47,661 I don't give a shit, motherfucker. 678 00:41:49,128 --> 00:41:50,196 What the fuck you doing? 679 00:41:50,229 --> 00:41:51,898 What the fuck are you doing? 680 00:41:51,930 --> 00:41:53,341 - What's your problem, will? - Sit down. 681 00:41:53,365 --> 00:41:54,676 - Don't get up. - Get off my partner! 682 00:41:54,700 --> 00:41:55,901 Don't get up. 683 00:41:56,269 --> 00:41:57,838 Will, I'm a cop! 684 00:41:58,271 --> 00:42:00,707 Right now, you're not a fucking cop. 685 00:42:00,740 --> 00:42:02,042 Let me tell you something. 686 00:42:02,340 --> 00:42:04,844 Difference between us, I'm a cop, 687 00:42:05,077 --> 00:42:07,146 you're a fucking filthy pig. 688 00:42:07,179 --> 00:42:08,222 - Yeah? - Put your ass over there. 689 00:42:08,246 --> 00:42:09,782 Lay on the floor over there. 690 00:42:09,816 --> 00:42:11,093 You're gonna be fucking fired after this. 691 00:42:11,117 --> 00:42:12,752 Get down, get down. 692 00:42:12,784 --> 00:42:14,704 Don't fucking... Put your hands behind your back! 693 00:42:15,054 --> 00:42:16,464 You don't know what you're doing, will! 694 00:42:16,488 --> 00:42:18,324 Yeah? I'll tell you what I'm doing. 695 00:42:18,758 --> 00:42:21,028 - Gonna lose your fucking career. - Remember? 696 00:42:24,796 --> 00:42:27,199 You're in some deep shit, will. You have no idea. 697 00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,111 You don't know what the fuck you're doing, man! 698 00:42:30,135 --> 00:42:31,704 Don't fucking move. 699 00:42:31,737 --> 00:42:33,417 - Don't fucking move. - Get off my partner! 700 00:42:33,505 --> 00:42:36,008 Those are the last cuffs you're gonna put on somebody. Watch! 701 00:42:37,043 --> 00:42:38,411 Get off my partner! 702 00:42:38,443 --> 00:42:40,846 Yo, do we got a fucking problem? 703 00:42:42,248 --> 00:42:43,717 - Do we? - Really? 704 00:42:43,749 --> 00:42:45,385 Get that fucking piece of shit hat off. 705 00:42:45,418 --> 00:42:46,920 Drop your fucking weapon now. 706 00:42:46,952 --> 00:42:49,155 Drop your fucking weapon! 707 00:42:49,822 --> 00:42:51,324 Think I'm fucking playing? 708 00:42:51,356 --> 00:42:53,893 Turn around. Put your hands up against the wall. 709 00:42:56,496 --> 00:42:58,231 Fuck you doing over here? 710 00:42:58,264 --> 00:43:00,384 Don't you look. You look straight up against the wall. 711 00:43:04,403 --> 00:43:05,939 The other hand. 712 00:43:06,938 --> 00:43:09,308 Like to fucking pick on people here. 713 00:43:09,342 --> 00:43:11,311 Fucking racist piece of shit. 714 00:43:12,345 --> 00:43:14,280 Turn around, sit up... Sit down on the floor. 715 00:43:14,313 --> 00:43:15,914 Sit down. Sit down. 716 00:43:15,947 --> 00:43:17,587 Sit down, I wanna hear your fucking mouth. 717 00:43:18,818 --> 00:43:20,454 You sit the fuck down and shut up. 718 00:43:22,088 --> 00:43:24,057 Let me go talk to your partner over here. 719 00:43:25,891 --> 00:43:27,159 You wanna put your fucking... 720 00:43:27,193 --> 00:43:28,495 You wanna put a knee on the neck? 721 00:43:29,061 --> 00:43:30,530 I can't fucking breathe! 722 00:43:30,563 --> 00:43:32,398 I can't breathe, will! 723 00:43:32,430 --> 00:43:33,967 Oh yeah? Let me ask you something. 724 00:43:33,999 --> 00:43:35,410 Why the fuck you got your fucking knee 725 00:43:35,434 --> 00:43:37,504 on the back of this guy's fucking neck for? 726 00:43:37,537 --> 00:43:40,006 That's the fucking covid killer, you idiot! 727 00:43:40,039 --> 00:43:41,341 Oh, you caught the covid killer? 728 00:43:41,374 --> 00:43:43,343 Yeah, I caught the fucking covid killer. 729 00:43:43,376 --> 00:43:45,879 Oh, my bad. You know what? 730 00:43:45,912 --> 00:43:47,481 Let's go see the covid killer. 731 00:43:47,979 --> 00:43:49,315 Let's go talk to him. 732 00:43:49,347 --> 00:43:50,950 Come on, let's go to him. 733 00:43:51,918 --> 00:43:52,952 Get up. 734 00:43:52,985 --> 00:43:54,320 Why don't you get up. 735 00:43:54,353 --> 00:43:55,988 You fucking asshole. 736 00:44:00,025 --> 00:44:01,960 Okay. Hold on, sit right there. 737 00:44:01,994 --> 00:44:03,329 Sit right there. 738 00:44:03,362 --> 00:44:05,030 This the killer? Let me see. 739 00:44:05,063 --> 00:44:06,266 Hey. What's up, buddy? 740 00:44:06,298 --> 00:44:07,867 Don't worry about it, you good. 741 00:44:07,900 --> 00:44:09,536 You're good. Let me take these cuffs off. 742 00:44:10,903 --> 00:44:13,807 Don't make any false moves or anything, all right? 743 00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:15,175 I'm with you, trust me. 744 00:44:15,208 --> 00:44:17,110 I got that scumbag racist piece of shit 745 00:44:17,142 --> 00:44:18,878 on the floor with cuffs on. 746 00:44:18,911 --> 00:44:20,555 Yeah, come up, son. Come up, come up. You're good. 747 00:44:20,579 --> 00:44:21,947 You're coming up on your own. 748 00:44:21,981 --> 00:44:23,416 I'm not gonna touch you. 749 00:44:23,449 --> 00:44:24,918 You all right? 750 00:44:24,950 --> 00:44:26,260 You know, we're still on the job here. 751 00:44:26,284 --> 00:44:27,528 Let me ask you something. What happened? 752 00:44:27,552 --> 00:44:29,054 Why did they stop you? 753 00:44:29,521 --> 00:44:30,889 They didn't tell me, man. 754 00:44:30,923 --> 00:44:32,258 They didn't say nothing, right? 755 00:44:32,291 --> 00:44:33,860 You don't wanna fucking tell him why? 756 00:44:33,892 --> 00:44:35,169 I'm still trying to catch my breath. 757 00:44:35,193 --> 00:44:36,896 So, let me ask you something. 758 00:44:36,929 --> 00:44:38,363 I'm totally straight up. 759 00:44:38,396 --> 00:44:39,565 How tall are you? 760 00:44:40,465 --> 00:44:42,234 - 6'1", sir. - 6'1". 761 00:44:42,267 --> 00:44:44,237 And what's your nationality? 762 00:44:44,570 --> 00:44:46,039 - I'm black. - Black. 763 00:44:46,072 --> 00:44:47,907 6'1". Black. 764 00:44:48,507 --> 00:44:50,275 6'1", black. 765 00:44:50,309 --> 00:44:54,981 "And we're looking for a 5'7" puerto rican. Spanish. 766 00:44:55,014 --> 00:44:56,481 Wait till my father hears about this, 767 00:44:56,514 --> 00:44:58,016 you piece of shit. 768 00:44:58,050 --> 00:45:00,253 You're a disgrace to the fucking badge. 769 00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:02,088 Listen. 770 00:45:02,655 --> 00:45:04,858 My name is detective Jordan, all right? 771 00:45:04,891 --> 00:45:06,226 I'm sorry. 772 00:45:06,258 --> 00:45:07,327 Okay? 773 00:45:07,626 --> 00:45:09,195 There's your bag over there. 774 00:45:09,228 --> 00:45:11,430 Go pick it up. Have a nice day. 775 00:45:11,463 --> 00:45:13,465 Anybody bothers you, 776 00:45:13,499 --> 00:45:14,659 you mention detective Jordan. 777 00:45:15,534 --> 00:45:16,635 I'll take care of them. 778 00:45:16,668 --> 00:45:17,903 - All right? - Thank you, sir. 779 00:45:17,936 --> 00:45:19,139 All right. Have a bless. 780 00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:25,111 And you, you fucking cunt racist bitch, 781 00:45:25,144 --> 00:45:27,080 I'm gonna take these fucking cuffs off. 782 00:45:32,017 --> 00:45:34,186 But I'm telling you right now, 783 00:45:34,220 --> 00:45:37,057 I see you do any dirty shit like that again, 784 00:45:38,391 --> 00:45:40,927 there's gonna be a different fucking ending. 785 00:45:41,293 --> 00:45:43,863 Oh, and you see this fucking piece of shit hat of yours? 786 00:45:44,329 --> 00:45:45,998 This coming with me. 787 00:45:47,133 --> 00:45:48,134 Fucking racist. 788 00:45:49,101 --> 00:45:50,403 Fucking. 789 00:45:50,436 --> 00:45:51,604 Such a tough guy, will. 790 00:45:53,472 --> 00:45:55,408 Real fucking tough guy. 791 00:45:55,941 --> 00:45:58,478 You're a fucking disgrace to the fucking badge! 792 00:46:00,112 --> 00:46:01,752 This supposed to be a fucking brotherhood. 793 00:46:03,215 --> 00:46:04,655 You're going against the brotherhood. 794 00:46:05,050 --> 00:46:07,621 You got some fucking balls to say we're brothers. 795 00:46:08,287 --> 00:46:10,023 We're brothers? 796 00:46:10,623 --> 00:46:11,958 Freeze! 797 00:46:16,128 --> 00:46:17,631 Let me fucking ta... 798 00:46:18,563 --> 00:46:20,299 Pippen! 799 00:46:22,969 --> 00:46:24,403 I said, freeze! 800 00:46:51,363 --> 00:46:52,363 Pippen! 801 00:47:16,389 --> 00:47:17,990 Freeze! 802 00:47:18,490 --> 00:47:19,490 Shit. 803 00:47:24,295 --> 00:47:25,295 Freeze! 804 00:47:26,132 --> 00:47:27,233 Will, take the shot! 805 00:47:27,266 --> 00:47:29,135 Martina, I don't have that shot. 806 00:47:29,168 --> 00:47:30,303 Take the fucking shot! 807 00:47:30,336 --> 00:47:32,604 I don't have a clear shot! 808 00:47:32,637 --> 00:47:35,074 Freeze, put the fucking knife down. 809 00:47:36,141 --> 00:47:38,711 Put the knife down. 810 00:47:40,278 --> 00:47:41,522 All right, listen, listen, listen. 811 00:47:41,546 --> 00:47:42,546 Listen, listen. 812 00:47:43,481 --> 00:47:44,750 I put the gun down. 813 00:47:46,418 --> 00:47:47,487 Take me. 814 00:47:48,454 --> 00:47:49,722 You want me? 815 00:47:50,188 --> 00:47:52,124 Take me, leave my partner alone. 816 00:47:52,157 --> 00:47:53,192 Take me! 817 00:47:55,061 --> 00:47:56,662 No! 818 00:47:59,498 --> 00:48:00,498 Will! 819 00:48:00,699 --> 00:48:01,699 Come here! 820 00:48:03,469 --> 00:48:04,704 Get him! 821 00:48:05,438 --> 00:48:06,673 Get him! 822 00:48:07,572 --> 00:48:09,074 Somebody help! 823 00:48:10,242 --> 00:48:11,611 Somebody help! 824 00:48:12,110 --> 00:48:14,146 You're fucking dead! 825 00:48:14,579 --> 00:48:16,548 You fucking hear me? 826 00:48:17,148 --> 00:48:19,719 You're fucking dead! 827 00:48:53,284 --> 00:48:54,453 Thank you for the ride, babe. 828 00:48:55,621 --> 00:48:56,756 Anytime. 829 00:48:57,490 --> 00:48:59,492 Don't leave until I get in the house. 830 00:48:59,525 --> 00:49:00,801 It's why I called you and not an uber. 831 00:49:00,825 --> 00:49:02,628 Oh, look doll, I got you. 832 00:49:17,876 --> 00:49:18,876 Fucking men. 833 00:49:32,291 --> 00:49:33,291 Hello? 834 00:49:34,260 --> 00:49:36,395 Fucking Bryan just left me, again, 835 00:49:36,427 --> 00:49:38,197 in front of my building. 836 00:49:39,231 --> 00:49:40,800 I'm so through with him. 837 00:49:41,867 --> 00:49:43,536 I can't even find my keys. 838 00:49:43,903 --> 00:49:44,903 What? 839 00:49:45,704 --> 00:49:46,906 No. 840 00:49:46,938 --> 00:49:48,406 That bitch is cra... 841 00:49:50,342 --> 00:49:52,512 I think I just heard something. 842 00:49:57,483 --> 00:49:59,385 No, this... yeah, I... 843 00:49:59,418 --> 00:50:01,621 It's just this covid shit. 844 00:50:01,653 --> 00:50:04,657 Everybody, like, looks the same with these masks on. 845 00:50:04,690 --> 00:50:07,360 It's... and I can't even find my keys, 846 00:50:07,392 --> 00:50:08,661 and Bryan left me. 847 00:50:08,693 --> 00:50:10,795 I don't know who the fuck that was. 848 00:50:10,829 --> 00:50:12,432 I gotta go. 849 00:50:15,700 --> 00:50:17,637 Keys. 850 00:50:32,550 --> 00:50:34,420 Fuck. 851 00:50:40,325 --> 00:50:41,325 Oh, fuck. 852 00:50:45,264 --> 00:50:46,832 No! Please, no! 853 00:50:50,302 --> 00:50:51,704 No! Please! 854 00:50:51,737 --> 00:50:53,206 Please don't kill me! 855 00:50:53,238 --> 00:50:55,240 No! No! 856 00:53:46,478 --> 00:53:47,813 Yo, what's up? 857 00:53:49,648 --> 00:53:52,885 What? I can't bring my partner 858 00:53:53,619 --> 00:53:56,421 her favorite drink? 859 00:53:56,688 --> 00:53:59,892 Simply lemonade. 860 00:54:01,059 --> 00:54:04,028 And a kitkat bar. 861 00:54:04,061 --> 00:54:05,864 A whole kitkat. 862 00:54:05,898 --> 00:54:08,534 Hey, look, I even got you a balloon 863 00:54:08,566 --> 00:54:10,603 with your favorite colors. 864 00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:17,943 Yo, the doc said you had quick reflexes. 865 00:54:18,644 --> 00:54:22,849 You caught that fucking blade right above the jawbone. 866 00:54:23,782 --> 00:54:26,686 Yo, it didn't even hit anything vital. 867 00:54:27,119 --> 00:54:29,055 You back to work no time. 868 00:54:29,487 --> 00:54:31,690 Sitting next to me, riding shotgun. 869 00:54:32,891 --> 00:54:34,760 Fucking with the radio. 870 00:54:34,793 --> 00:54:36,495 Taking pics. 871 00:54:36,528 --> 00:54:38,430 Look at me. 872 00:54:47,072 --> 00:54:48,407 What? 873 00:54:49,106 --> 00:54:50,175 What? 874 00:54:53,912 --> 00:54:55,548 Shoulda took the shot. 875 00:54:56,581 --> 00:54:58,016 You shoulda took the shot. 876 00:55:03,588 --> 00:55:05,224 Somebody said to me the other day, 877 00:55:05,257 --> 00:55:07,459 "you're the most famous person in the world by far." 878 00:55:07,492 --> 00:55:09,728 Said, "no, I'm not. No, I'm not." 879 00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:11,630 They said, "yes, you are." I said, "no." 880 00:55:11,662 --> 00:55:12,807 They said, "who's more famous?" 881 00:55:12,831 --> 00:55:13,999 I said, "Jesus Christ." 882 00:55:18,604 --> 00:55:19,572 They were talking about the glass ceiling 883 00:55:19,604 --> 00:55:20,405 the other night, of women breaking 884 00:55:20,438 --> 00:55:22,207 the glass ceiling. 885 00:55:45,296 --> 00:55:46,731 So when you do 30 million 886 00:55:46,764 --> 00:55:48,132 and have a kid with the sniffles, 887 00:55:48,166 --> 00:55:50,001 and they'll say it's coronavirus, 888 00:55:50,034 --> 00:55:51,111 whatever you wanna call it, 889 00:55:51,135 --> 00:55:52,204 I said the other night, 890 00:55:52,237 --> 00:55:53,939 there are so many names to this, 891 00:55:53,972 --> 00:55:56,742 that I could name nineteen names, like, 892 00:55:56,775 --> 00:55:57,876 corona 19, 893 00:55:57,909 --> 00:55:59,578 but I could name 19 names. 894 00:56:00,177 --> 00:56:01,779 Okay, I gotta say. 895 00:56:01,813 --> 00:56:03,282 - No, no, no... - Jesus. 896 00:56:03,315 --> 00:56:06,151 One of the 19 names is not corona 19. 897 00:56:06,818 --> 00:56:09,889 It's COVID-19, or coronavirus. 898 00:56:09,921 --> 00:56:11,090 No one calls it corona 19! 899 00:56:12,023 --> 00:56:13,758 He's such an idiot! 900 00:56:13,791 --> 00:56:16,295 He's a... and who cares how many names it has? 901 00:56:16,327 --> 00:56:17,862 Why is that relevant to the story? 902 00:56:17,896 --> 00:56:19,966 You know, it has so many names... 903 00:56:20,599 --> 00:56:22,968 And, no, but most importantly, 904 00:56:23,001 --> 00:56:25,037 you would still have coronavirus 905 00:56:25,070 --> 00:56:26,838 if you didn't test anyone! 906 00:56:26,871 --> 00:56:29,307 At this point, the latest number I just saw, 907 00:56:29,340 --> 00:56:31,276 right before... As we were going live, 908 00:56:31,309 --> 00:56:34,613 a 127,000 dead in america. 909 00:56:35,213 --> 00:56:37,048 If you didn't test a single person, 910 00:56:37,081 --> 00:56:39,651 those 127,000 would still be dead 911 00:56:39,684 --> 00:56:41,286 from coronavirus. 912 00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:43,856 What he's saying is, I don't care if they die, 913 00:56:43,889 --> 00:56:46,124 I just don't want you to call it coronavirus, 914 00:56:46,157 --> 00:56:48,793 because I don't wanna be blamed for it. 915 00:56:48,827 --> 00:56:51,229 You are a pathetic excuse for a human being, 916 00:56:51,262 --> 00:56:52,297 let alone a leader. 917 00:56:55,934 --> 00:56:58,037 And in a startling revelation, 918 00:56:58,070 --> 00:57:01,240 we're now receiving details on what could possibly be 919 00:57:01,273 --> 00:57:03,108 the covid killer's motives. 920 00:57:03,141 --> 00:57:06,579 Apparently, the covid's wife, a former stripper, 921 00:57:06,612 --> 00:57:07,979 who we will not name at this time 922 00:57:08,012 --> 00:57:09,213 for obvious reasons, 923 00:57:09,246 --> 00:57:11,182 contracted the coronavirus 924 00:57:11,215 --> 00:57:14,052 and was admitted to Saint Mary's hospital in the Bronx. 925 00:57:14,385 --> 00:57:16,854 She stayed at this hospital as a patient 926 00:57:16,887 --> 00:57:18,757 for several weeks, 927 00:57:18,789 --> 00:57:21,661 until eventually succumbing to the deadly disease. 928 00:57:21,959 --> 00:57:24,662 Her funeral was held a few weeks ago 929 00:57:24,695 --> 00:57:26,665 at the Ortiz funeral home in the Bronx. 930 00:57:27,132 --> 00:57:28,867 The theory out there 931 00:57:28,900 --> 00:57:31,135 is that maybe her case was not handled well 932 00:57:31,168 --> 00:57:33,605 by the nurses at Saint Mary's hospital, 933 00:57:33,639 --> 00:57:36,208 and he blames them for the death of his wife. 934 00:57:36,675 --> 00:57:39,745 Whatever the case, this man is hurting. 935 00:57:40,112 --> 00:57:43,782 He is angry, and he wants his revenge. 936 00:57:45,717 --> 00:57:49,689 ♪ Twinkle, twinkle little star ♪ 937 00:57:50,054 --> 00:57:53,658 ♪ how I wonder what you are ♪ 938 00:57:54,191 --> 00:57:55,628 ♪ up above the... ♪ 939 00:58:01,900 --> 00:58:03,401 What do you want with me? 940 00:58:03,434 --> 00:58:04,737 Stop, no! 941 00:58:04,769 --> 00:58:06,671 Stop! No, please don't hurt me. 942 00:58:07,039 --> 00:58:08,774 Don't! I.. 943 00:58:08,807 --> 00:58:10,175 I'm too young! 944 00:58:50,782 --> 00:58:52,050 Please don't hurt me. 945 00:58:52,083 --> 00:58:54,019 Why are you doing this? 946 00:58:54,286 --> 00:58:56,188 Please, I have a family! 947 00:58:56,220 --> 00:58:59,824 Please, my brother doesn't...! 948 00:59:03,128 --> 00:59:04,930 Leave me alone, please! 949 00:59:05,262 --> 00:59:07,666 I didn't even do anything to you! 950 00:59:08,166 --> 00:59:10,469 I don't even have the coronavirus! 951 00:59:14,206 --> 00:59:15,675 No. No. 952 00:59:17,242 --> 00:59:18,978 No. No. Just... 953 01:03:31,162 --> 01:03:32,597 The big news, of course, 954 01:03:32,630 --> 01:03:34,231 is that the president and first lady 955 01:03:34,264 --> 01:03:36,969 have tested positive for coronavirus. 956 01:03:37,001 --> 01:03:38,469 In any other time in history, 957 01:03:38,503 --> 01:03:40,472 this would be the craziest story of all time. 958 01:03:40,505 --> 01:03:43,008 In the year 2020, it's Friday. 959 01:03:44,575 --> 01:03:46,344 Seriously, when the news broke, 960 01:03:46,378 --> 01:03:48,578 2020 was, like, come on, you had to see this one coming. 961 01:03:50,481 --> 01:03:52,016 I actually didn't see this coming. 962 01:03:52,050 --> 01:03:53,719 Last night I went to bed thinking 963 01:03:53,751 --> 01:03:55,662 tonight's whole monologue would be about NASA calling off 964 01:03:55,686 --> 01:03:59,391 their mission to send a $23 million toilet to space. 965 01:03:59,423 --> 01:04:00,726 What? 966 01:04:00,758 --> 01:04:02,628 We had 300 jokes on that. 967 01:04:04,229 --> 01:04:06,298 Unlike the presidential debate, 968 01:04:06,331 --> 01:04:08,233 I hope people can learn from this. 969 01:04:08,266 --> 01:04:10,401 If the most powerful, most protected person on earth 970 01:04:10,434 --> 01:04:13,037 can get COVID-19, anyone can, 971 01:04:13,070 --> 01:04:15,574 and no one should have to suffer through this horrible virus. 972 01:04:18,709 --> 01:04:20,345 This just in. 973 01:04:20,378 --> 01:04:22,180 We are now receiving information 974 01:04:22,213 --> 01:04:23,615 that there is another covid killer 975 01:04:23,648 --> 01:04:25,617 on the streets of New York. 976 01:04:25,650 --> 01:04:29,021 Police are reporting that this second covid killer, 977 01:04:29,054 --> 01:04:30,521 which the media is already labeling 978 01:04:30,554 --> 01:04:32,523 the copycat covid killer, 979 01:04:32,557 --> 01:04:36,261 has already killed three people, that police know of. 980 01:04:36,293 --> 01:04:38,796 He was last seen in the city of yonkers, 981 01:04:38,829 --> 01:04:41,266 where he brutally murdered an old woman, 982 01:04:41,298 --> 01:04:43,334 who was described by her neighbors as 983 01:04:43,367 --> 01:04:45,670 very caring and selfless. 984 01:04:46,371 --> 01:04:49,441 So I'm urging you, pleading with you, 985 01:04:49,474 --> 01:04:52,678 good citizens of New York, stay inside. 986 01:04:53,211 --> 01:04:55,113 Coronavirus is not the only thing 987 01:04:55,146 --> 01:04:56,423 that you have to quarantine from. 988 01:04:56,447 --> 01:04:58,215 There are now 989 01:04:58,249 --> 01:05:00,686 two killers out there terrorizing the city. 990 01:05:01,286 --> 01:05:04,188 And they are armed and extremely dangerous. 991 01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:37,782 Guys, what did I tell you? 992 01:06:39,416 --> 01:06:41,252 No wrestling in the living room! 993 01:06:41,286 --> 01:06:42,820 I said no wrestling! 994 01:06:42,854 --> 01:06:43,854 Yes, ma'am. 995 01:07:02,941 --> 01:07:05,677 You guys are so fun. 996 01:07:14,586 --> 01:07:16,221 Back off, motherfucker. 997 01:07:16,253 --> 01:07:17,588 I beat you any day, old man. 998 01:07:17,621 --> 01:07:19,390 Well, I will beat your ass. 999 01:07:19,423 --> 01:07:20,891 Go suck on these nuts, boy. 1000 01:07:20,925 --> 01:07:22,661 You came out of these nuts, motherfucker. 1001 01:07:22,693 --> 01:07:25,262 Not true, I never came out of those nuts. 1002 01:07:25,295 --> 01:07:27,765 Yes, and into your mama. 1003 01:07:27,798 --> 01:07:29,534 - Hey, you know. - We should watch a movie. 1004 01:07:29,566 --> 01:07:30,778 All right, maybe you're right. Maybe you're right. 1005 01:07:30,802 --> 01:07:32,237 Just a little bit, 1006 01:07:32,269 --> 01:07:33,771 but maybe I came from somewhere else. 1007 01:07:33,804 --> 01:07:35,316 I coulda came out of a test tube, you never know. 1008 01:07:35,340 --> 01:07:36,740 Shit, yeah, test tube. 1009 01:07:36,773 --> 01:07:38,876 I'm dark, and you white, that's not even possible. 1010 01:07:39,409 --> 01:07:40,778 I'm gonna get the popcorn. 1011 01:07:40,811 --> 01:07:41,979 You ain't shit. 1012 01:07:42,012 --> 01:07:43,547 - You mama shit. - Yeah. 1013 01:07:43,581 --> 01:07:44,816 You guys pick a movie. 1014 01:08:11,842 --> 01:08:13,454 Hey, what's the punchline, what's the punchline? 1015 01:08:13,478 --> 01:08:15,246 And then she said, 1016 01:08:15,280 --> 01:08:17,514 is that your penis or what? 1017 01:08:29,893 --> 01:08:31,796 So what's the new video game coming out? 1018 01:08:36,834 --> 01:08:39,271 Oh! Oh, let's watch the businessman. 1019 01:08:39,303 --> 01:08:41,672 Ah, fuck, that movie's garbage, man. 1020 01:08:41,705 --> 01:08:43,441 It's ass, but I love it. 1021 01:08:43,875 --> 01:08:46,378 Oy, g, that's my favorite movie. 1022 01:08:51,982 --> 01:08:53,617 His business is killing. 1023 01:08:53,651 --> 01:08:55,720 And his business is good. 1024 01:08:55,753 --> 01:08:57,522 Oh, that's the popcorn. 1025 01:08:57,554 --> 01:08:59,356 I'm gonna go get it, you guys start the movie, 1026 01:08:59,389 --> 01:09:00,991 - I'll be right back. - All right. 1027 01:09:01,025 --> 01:09:02,960 Actually, my favorite line from the businessman 1028 01:09:02,994 --> 01:09:04,496 was when you said, 1029 01:09:04,528 --> 01:09:05,763 "he was annoying me." 1030 01:09:06,097 --> 01:09:07,599 Man, he sounds like 1031 01:09:07,632 --> 01:09:09,043 a retarded nephew of Arnold Schwarzenegger. 1032 01:09:09,067 --> 01:09:10,869 That's not nice! 1033 01:09:10,902 --> 01:09:13,005 Oh, excuse me, let me be politically correct. 1034 01:09:13,705 --> 01:09:17,609 Mentally challenged nephew to Arnold Schwarzenegger. 1035 01:09:26,550 --> 01:09:27,919 Popcorn's ready! 1036 01:09:32,490 --> 01:09:34,392 Oh. You guys started the movie already. 1037 01:09:34,424 --> 01:09:35,424 Okay. 1038 01:09:56,880 --> 01:09:58,583 This movie's so garbage, yo. 1039 01:09:59,416 --> 01:10:00,416 Ass, but good. 1040 01:10:00,986 --> 01:10:02,621 All right. I have to go to the bathroom. 1041 01:10:02,887 --> 01:10:03,854 - Yeah. - All right. 1042 01:10:03,888 --> 01:10:04,890 I'll be right back. 1043 01:10:22,807 --> 01:10:24,675 You guys are making a big fucking mistake. 1044 01:10:26,143 --> 01:10:27,878 Don't you know who the fuck I am? 1045 01:10:29,880 --> 01:10:31,615 You wouldn't dare fucking kill me. 1046 01:10:31,648 --> 01:10:33,025 You got no balls. You wouldn't fucking dare, man, 1047 01:10:33,049 --> 01:10:35,486 I know it. You got nothing, man. 1048 01:10:35,519 --> 01:10:36,519 You got nothing. 1049 01:10:37,687 --> 01:10:39,891 Are you out your fucking mind? 1050 01:10:40,724 --> 01:10:42,928 How the fuck you gonna shoot somebody in my car? 1051 01:10:44,495 --> 01:10:45,897 Yeah, you done lost your... 1052 01:10:45,929 --> 01:10:47,699 This is it, this is it, my favorite part, 1053 01:10:47,732 --> 01:10:48,867 my favorite part. 1054 01:10:48,900 --> 01:10:50,736 No. 1055 01:10:52,102 --> 01:10:54,105 He was annoying me. 1056 01:11:01,446 --> 01:11:03,048 Tinkle, tinkle, tinkle. 1057 01:11:03,647 --> 01:11:05,950 I'm taking a tinkle and a twinkle twinkle. 1058 01:11:06,517 --> 01:11:07,517 And... 1059 01:13:34,898 --> 01:13:35,967 Will! Take the shot! 1060 01:13:39,202 --> 01:13:40,304 Take the fucking shot! 1061 01:13:45,041 --> 01:13:47,012 Where you going, covid? 1062 01:13:52,249 --> 01:13:53,919 You're bleeding. 1063 01:13:59,156 --> 01:14:00,291 There's nowhere to run! 1064 01:14:07,632 --> 01:14:08,799 Turn around! 1065 01:14:09,333 --> 01:14:11,736 Face me! Look at me! 1066 01:14:12,169 --> 01:14:13,304 Look at me, you coward! 1067 01:14:55,245 --> 01:14:57,848 Well, New York, it's a great day. 1068 01:14:57,882 --> 01:14:59,983 Biden has won the election. 1069 01:15:00,017 --> 01:15:02,787 Our orange nightmare is almost over. 1070 01:15:02,820 --> 01:15:04,287 In two months, 1071 01:15:04,321 --> 01:15:07,025 Joe Biden will be our 46th president. 1072 01:15:07,058 --> 01:15:10,662 I also have more good news, and sadly, some bad news. 1073 01:15:10,995 --> 01:15:12,796 The covid killer is dead. 1074 01:15:13,330 --> 01:15:15,166 Yes. You heard me right. 1075 01:15:15,199 --> 01:15:17,300 The covid killer is dead. 1076 01:15:17,334 --> 01:15:20,371 He was shot dead by detective will Jordan 1077 01:15:20,403 --> 01:15:23,775 right in front of the home of his captain, Felicia Jackson. 1078 01:15:24,008 --> 01:15:25,710 But the bad news is, 1079 01:15:25,742 --> 01:15:28,379 the copycat covid killer is still out there, 1080 01:15:28,411 --> 01:15:30,947 and he's much more of a vicious killer 1081 01:15:30,981 --> 01:15:32,717 than covid ever was. 1082 01:15:33,217 --> 01:15:35,820 Every citizen of New York should beware, 1083 01:15:35,852 --> 01:15:38,055 because this killer has no discretion. 1084 01:15:38,089 --> 01:15:41,125 He does not limit himself to killing just women. 1085 01:15:41,157 --> 01:15:42,259 He also kills men. 1086 01:15:43,561 --> 01:15:46,296 He's also not limited to any type of knife slash. 1087 01:15:46,996 --> 01:15:49,066 He kills in all types of ways, 1088 01:15:49,099 --> 01:15:50,934 with all types of weapons, 1089 01:15:50,968 --> 01:15:53,138 and he doesn't only kill at night. 1090 01:15:53,870 --> 01:15:55,472 He kills in broad daylight, 1091 01:15:55,505 --> 01:15:57,842 so please, I'm begging you, 1092 01:15:57,875 --> 01:16:00,178 the courageous men and women of New York, 1093 01:16:00,210 --> 01:16:03,013 stay inside and lock your doors, 1094 01:16:03,046 --> 01:16:05,717 because the copycat is out there. 1095 01:16:34,077 --> 01:16:35,077 Action. 1096 01:16:35,513 --> 01:16:37,048 Shut the fuck up! 1097 01:16:37,080 --> 01:16:38,348 Shut the fuck up! 1098 01:16:38,382 --> 01:16:39,959 I'm gonna put two in the back of your head 1099 01:16:39,983 --> 01:16:41,328 and then you really can't gonna be bro... 1100 01:16:41,352 --> 01:16:43,287 Gonna be... not breathing. 1101 01:16:43,821 --> 01:16:45,323 Keep going, keep going. Action. 1102 01:16:45,356 --> 01:16:48,126 Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up. 1103 01:16:48,159 --> 01:16:49,770 I'm gonna put two in the back of your head 1104 01:16:49,794 --> 01:16:51,830 and then you really won't be... 1105 01:16:52,196 --> 01:16:53,865 Keep it up, keep it up. Go. 1106 01:16:53,897 --> 01:16:55,141 The laughing, stop the laughing. 1107 01:16:55,165 --> 01:16:56,534 Stop the laughing. Go. 1108 01:16:56,567 --> 01:16:58,102 Hey, what's going on, brother? 1109 01:16:58,134 --> 01:16:59,903 - Hey. How you feeling? - How you doing? 1110 01:16:59,937 --> 01:17:00,872 - Good, good. Good to see you. - I'm feeling pretty good. 1111 01:17:00,905 --> 01:17:01,973 Good. Good, I'm glad. 1112 01:17:02,005 --> 01:17:03,173 Yeah. I see you found my hat. 1113 01:17:03,206 --> 01:17:05,008 - Your hat? - Yeah. 1114 01:17:05,041 --> 01:17:06,376 - This is your hat? - Yeah. 1115 01:17:06,410 --> 01:17:08,045 Thanks to detectives like you, 1116 01:17:08,077 --> 01:17:09,379 we can make america great again. 1117 01:17:16,187 --> 01:17:17,220 Hey, you coming into... 1118 01:17:17,254 --> 01:17:19,791 Coming into the kitchen. Action. 1119 01:17:20,257 --> 01:17:22,192 I'm saying "action" while you're walking. 1120 01:17:23,427 --> 01:17:25,130 Now. Action. 1121 01:17:27,097 --> 01:17:28,532 Okay. You're not the Terminator. 1122 01:17:30,201 --> 01:17:31,903 Walk like a normal human being, 1123 01:17:31,936 --> 01:17:32,870 not like you're a fucking... 1124 01:17:32,902 --> 01:17:33,902 The t-1000. 1125 01:17:39,876 --> 01:17:41,946 Damn, why is your roommate here? 1126 01:17:42,879 --> 01:17:44,414 - Yo, bro? - I just... 1127 01:17:44,447 --> 01:17:46,607 I just wanna know what it was like to eat the ass, bro. 1128 01:17:51,222 --> 01:17:52,423 Whoa, let me record that. 1129 01:17:52,455 --> 01:17:53,525 We'll record that. 1130 01:17:53,924 --> 01:17:54,959 - All right. - Sorry. 1131 01:17:55,358 --> 01:17:56,861 Okay, now you could do it. 1132 01:17:56,893 --> 01:17:58,061 Now you can do it. 1133 01:17:59,028 --> 01:18:00,831 You're like a superhero. 1134 01:18:02,132 --> 01:18:04,602 I'm wonder woman, ta-da! 1135 01:18:04,634 --> 01:18:06,403 Nah, you could have played wonder woman. 1136 01:18:07,470 --> 01:18:09,072 Do my favorite, sit on the chair... 1137 01:18:11,008 --> 01:18:12,108 Right? 1138 01:18:12,142 --> 01:18:13,144 Oh, I didn't get it. 1139 01:18:47,544 --> 01:18:48,947 Yeah. Cap? 1140 01:18:49,178 --> 01:18:50,380 I'm gonna facetime you. 1141 01:18:51,014 --> 01:18:52,383 And I'm done with these clowns. 1142 01:18:52,415 --> 01:18:54,184 I'm gonna facetime you. 1143 01:18:59,123 --> 01:19:00,123 You see? 1144 01:19:00,991 --> 01:19:02,193 Okay. 1145 01:19:02,226 --> 01:19:03,586 We're on our way to the strip club. 1146 01:19:06,463 --> 01:19:08,398 Yo. Y'all done with us. 1147 01:19:08,432 --> 01:19:10,101 - Fucking clowns. - Will, will. 1148 01:19:10,134 --> 01:19:11,134 What? 1149 01:19:11,968 --> 01:19:13,488 I can clearly see there's nobody there. 1150 01:19:14,839 --> 01:19:17,208 Jeff, they're walking while I'm talking. 1151 01:19:17,241 --> 01:19:19,043 From where? 1152 01:19:19,076 --> 01:19:21,079 They walk, they said these guys are walking. 1153 01:19:54,010 --> 01:19:55,120 Yeah, we don't wanna do anything 1154 01:19:55,144 --> 01:19:56,546 to scare your children, 1155 01:19:56,580 --> 01:19:57,623 that's the last thing we wanna do. 1156 01:19:57,647 --> 01:19:59,383 We don't want to scare anybody. 1157 01:20:09,759 --> 01:20:11,662 Action. 1158 01:20:25,608 --> 01:20:27,445 The other guy was just here. 1159 01:21:19,263 --> 01:21:20,498 Rolling. 1160 01:21:21,799 --> 01:21:25,036 Girl two, bedroom scene. 1161 01:21:26,469 --> 01:21:27,747 - Wait till you say, action. - It's fine. 1162 01:21:27,771 --> 01:21:29,373 Just keep doing it. 1163 01:21:29,406 --> 01:21:31,275 - Yeah, that's good. - That's working. 1164 01:21:35,579 --> 01:21:36,580 All right, hold on. 1165 01:21:36,612 --> 01:21:38,315 - Enrique. - Right here? 1166 01:21:44,254 --> 01:21:45,723 - All right, like... - Okay. 1167 01:21:45,755 --> 01:21:47,400 All right, I gotta, apparently, gotta do like, 1168 01:21:47,424 --> 01:21:48,424 clapping over here. 1169 01:21:54,498 --> 01:21:55,778 Am I supposed to clap over here? 1170 01:21:57,401 --> 01:21:58,711 This is where I'm supposed to clap, all right. 1171 01:21:58,735 --> 01:22:00,537 - Hold it, hold it. - Hold on, hold on. 1172 01:22:00,571 --> 01:22:02,106 This is where we're supposed to clap. 1173 01:22:02,138 --> 01:22:03,283 Well, you shouldn't even see my thong. 1174 01:22:03,307 --> 01:22:04,742 That's the only thing. 1175 01:22:04,775 --> 01:22:06,844 So just take it off, babe. So just take it off. 1176 01:22:06,876 --> 01:22:08,211 Sorry, it... 1177 01:22:08,245 --> 01:22:09,814 'Cause then it's weird. 1178 01:22:09,847 --> 01:22:11,123 - Looks better. - Because then it's weird. 1179 01:22:11,147 --> 01:22:12,482 All I hear is... 1180 01:22:12,516 --> 01:22:14,818 Yo, Enrique, stop, I don't wanna hear that. 1181 01:22:14,852 --> 01:22:16,519 Then it's just weird. 1182 01:22:16,553 --> 01:22:18,456 But this thing could be fucking fully clothed! 1183 01:22:18,488 --> 01:22:20,223 I'm just saying. 1184 01:22:20,257 --> 01:22:21,534 I just need to know when the fuck I'm supposed to clap. 1185 01:22:21,558 --> 01:22:22,726 Or when I'm supposed to clap.