1 00:00:05,030 --> 00:00:05,040 . 2 00:00:05,099 --> 00:00:08,009 [discordant piano notes] 3 00:00:08,050 --> 00:00:08,089 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:13,089 [light piano music] 5 00:00:13,099 --> 00:00:15,169 - Okay, before she gets on, 6 00:00:13,099 --> 00:00:15,169 what do we think about Annie 7 00:00:15,169 --> 00:00:17,129 moving back to Orlando 8 00:00:15,169 --> 00:00:17,129 to live with her parents? 9 00:00:17,140 --> 00:00:19,109 - I know. 10 00:00:17,140 --> 00:00:19,109 - It's crazy, I don't like it. 11 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,000 - Superior orange juice. 12 00:00:21,010 --> 00:00:22,000 - Wait, Annie's moving 13 00:00:21,010 --> 00:00:22,000 back home? 14 00:00:22,010 --> 00:00:24,030 - Yeah, she told 15 00:00:22,010 --> 00:00:24,030 the Gossip Girls last night. 16 00:00:24,039 --> 00:00:25,129 - Honorary member. 17 00:00:25,129 --> 00:00:26,190 Also founding member. 18 00:00:26,199 --> 00:00:27,210 - And then Michelle told me 19 00:00:27,210 --> 00:00:29,149 right after Annie 20 00:00:27,210 --> 00:00:29,149 told you guys. 21 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:32,159 Couples confidentiality clause. 22 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:32,159 - Rufus, how'd you know? 23 00:00:32,170 --> 00:00:35,049 - How did I know? 24 00:00:32,170 --> 00:00:35,049 How d--how didn't I know. 25 00:00:35,049 --> 00:00:36,130 [scoffs] 26 00:00:36,140 --> 00:00:37,210 - Orlando? 27 00:00:36,140 --> 00:00:37,210 Like, Florida? 28 00:00:37,210 --> 00:00:39,130 - No, Orlando like Bloom, Ben. 29 00:00:39,130 --> 00:00:41,140 - Gosh, first the NBA, 30 00:00:39,130 --> 00:00:41,140 now Annie. 31 00:00:41,140 --> 00:00:43,060 Oh, my God. 32 00:00:41,140 --> 00:00:43,060 Do I want to move to Florida? 33 00:00:43,070 --> 00:00:44,140 - Why, so you can see 34 00:00:44,140 --> 00:00:46,179 your Clippers lose 35 00:00:44,140 --> 00:00:46,179 to the Lakers again? 36 00:00:46,179 --> 00:00:49,140 - Dang, Garret, 37 00:00:46,179 --> 00:00:49,140 Kawhi you gotta be so rude? 38 00:00:49,149 --> 00:00:51,090 They're just acclimating 39 00:00:49,149 --> 00:00:51,090 to life in the bubble. 40 00:00:51,100 --> 00:00:53,020 They haven't seen 41 00:00:51,100 --> 00:00:53,020 their families for months. 42 00:00:53,030 --> 00:00:55,060 - Oh, can I be 43 00:00:53,030 --> 00:00:55,060 a basketball person? 44 00:00:55,060 --> 00:00:56,060 - But Annie can't go. 45 00:00:56,060 --> 00:00:57,179 I mean, she's our family. 46 00:00:57,179 --> 00:01:00,060 - Well, technically, 47 00:00:57,179 --> 00:01:00,060 she's her family's family. 48 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,140 Maybe she misses them. 49 00:01:01,140 --> 00:01:03,079 - She's just going stir crazy. 50 00:01:03,090 --> 00:01:06,099 What Annie needs is 51 00:01:03,090 --> 00:01:06,099 some local, COVID-approved, 52 00:01:06,099 --> 00:01:09,090 quarantine bae 53 00:01:06,099 --> 00:01:09,090 for some quarantine "Hey." 54 00:01:09,099 --> 00:01:11,010 - Ooh! 55 00:01:11,019 --> 00:01:13,140 You speak as if 56 00:01:11,019 --> 00:01:13,140 from experience. 57 00:01:13,150 --> 00:01:15,180 - Well, I can neither 58 00:01:13,150 --> 00:01:15,180 confirm nor deny 59 00:01:15,180 --> 00:01:17,099 that I may or may not 60 00:01:17,109 --> 00:01:20,019 be getting some regularly 61 00:01:17,109 --> 00:01:20,019 scheduled maintenance. 62 00:01:20,019 --> 00:01:22,060 - What? 63 00:01:20,019 --> 00:01:22,060 Good for you. 64 00:01:22,069 --> 00:01:24,099 - Well, you know maybe Annie 65 00:01:22,069 --> 00:01:24,099 is one of those people 66 00:01:24,109 --> 00:01:26,069 that has trouble divorcing sex 67 00:01:24,109 --> 00:01:26,069 and feelings, 68 00:01:26,069 --> 00:01:27,170 which I've heard is a thing. 69 00:01:27,180 --> 00:01:30,069 - I'll tell you what Annie 70 00:01:27,180 --> 00:01:30,069 won't have trouble with: 71 00:01:30,079 --> 00:01:33,049 [Southern accent] Aah! 72 00:01:30,079 --> 00:01:33,049 All them gentlemen callers 73 00:01:33,060 --> 00:01:34,170 in them central 74 00:01:33,060 --> 00:01:34,170 Florida suburbs. 75 00:01:34,180 --> 00:01:35,229 - [Southern Accent] 76 00:01:34,180 --> 00:01:35,229 Mm-hmm, 77 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:37,229 just fields 78 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:37,229 of former high school flames 79 00:01:37,229 --> 00:01:41,030 turned husband material 80 00:01:37,229 --> 00:01:41,030 with real estate licenses 81 00:01:41,039 --> 00:01:43,109 just awaiting 82 00:01:41,039 --> 00:01:43,109 Miss Annie's return. 83 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:47,030 - You do know that Florida 84 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:47,030 isn't the Deep South, right? 85 00:01:47,030 --> 00:01:49,109 - Well, where is it then? 86 00:01:47,030 --> 00:01:49,109 The Lower East? 87 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:51,069 - Hey, y'all. 88 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:51,069 Sorry I'm late. 89 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:53,170 I was talking to this guy 90 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:53,170 who might sublet my apartment. 91 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:55,180 - So this move is for real? 92 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:55,180 - Yeah. 93 00:01:55,189 --> 00:01:57,189 You think my downstairs 94 00:01:55,189 --> 00:01:57,189 neighbors will mind 95 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,189 he's an online 96 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,189 Muay Thai instructor? 97 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:01,129 - Why, because of the noise, 98 00:02:01,140 --> 00:02:03,099 or because of a potentially 99 00:02:01,140 --> 00:02:03,099 asymptomatic virus carrier 100 00:02:03,109 --> 00:02:05,099 penetrating 101 00:02:03,109 --> 00:02:05,099 their bubble of safety? 102 00:02:05,109 --> 00:02:06,180 This whole thing is madness. 103 00:02:06,189 --> 00:02:08,080 - No, you know what's madness? 104 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:10,159 I haven't left my apartment 105 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:10,159 in five months. 106 00:02:10,159 --> 00:02:12,159 My parents' house has a pool, 107 00:02:12,159 --> 00:02:14,080 my mom makes 108 00:02:12,159 --> 00:02:14,080 the best ropa vieja, 109 00:02:14,090 --> 00:02:16,110 and the humidity sucks, 110 00:02:14,090 --> 00:02:16,110 but it's great for my skin. 111 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:17,079 - [laughs] 112 00:02:17,090 --> 00:02:19,120 Yeah, 'cause your skin 113 00:02:17,090 --> 00:02:19,120 is hideous here. 114 00:02:19,129 --> 00:02:21,199 - I'm paying a ton of money 115 00:02:19,129 --> 00:02:21,199 in LA rent and for what? 116 00:02:21,199 --> 00:02:23,159 I can't see the city 117 00:02:21,199 --> 00:02:23,159 or my friends, 118 00:02:23,159 --> 00:02:25,199 and it's not like 119 00:02:23,159 --> 00:02:25,199 I have a boyfriend 120 00:02:25,210 --> 00:02:28,159 to you know, you know... 121 00:02:25,210 --> 00:02:28,159 - Have sex with? 122 00:02:28,170 --> 00:02:29,189 - Use to drive in the HOV lane? 123 00:02:29,199 --> 00:02:32,199 - Oh, tap dance with at 124 00:02:29,199 --> 00:02:32,199 the Griffith Park Observatory? 125 00:02:32,199 --> 00:02:35,199 - We'll still be able to chat 126 00:02:32,199 --> 00:02:35,199 on video like we do now. 127 00:02:35,199 --> 00:02:38,069 - Question: does your mom 128 00:02:35,199 --> 00:02:38,069 make the ropa vieja 129 00:02:38,079 --> 00:02:40,139 with her own sofrito? 130 00:02:38,079 --> 00:02:40,139 - Absolutely. 131 00:02:40,150 --> 00:02:41,189 - Follow-up question: 132 00:02:41,199 --> 00:02:43,060 can I move in 133 00:02:41,199 --> 00:02:43,060 with your parents too? 134 00:02:43,069 --> 00:02:45,039 - No. 135 00:02:43,069 --> 00:02:45,039 No one is moving. 136 00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:47,210 Life, relationships, 137 00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:47,210 friendships are tenuous. 138 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:49,210 We must stay close. 139 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:49,210 We must. 140 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:51,050 - Was that a haiku? 141 00:02:51,050 --> 00:02:52,129 - I think so. 142 00:02:51,050 --> 00:02:52,129 We'll be right back. 143 00:02:52,129 --> 00:02:55,129 [playful piano music] 144 00:02:55,129 --> 00:02:57,129 ♪ ♪ 145 00:02:57,129 --> 00:02:58,210 - Uh, where did everyone go? 146 00:02:58,219 --> 00:03:00,129 - This is my Scheme Team 147 00:02:58,219 --> 00:03:00,129 breakout room. 148 00:03:00,139 --> 00:03:02,129 - Ugh, no. 149 00:03:00,139 --> 00:03:02,129 No, Rufus, no more schemes. 150 00:03:02,139 --> 00:03:04,039 I almost lost a kidney 151 00:03:02,139 --> 00:03:04,039 last time. 152 00:03:04,050 --> 00:03:05,189 - Every Thelma needs a Louise. 153 00:03:05,199 --> 00:03:07,039 - Do you know 154 00:03:05,199 --> 00:03:07,039 how that movie ends? 155 00:03:07,050 --> 00:03:08,039 No. 156 00:03:08,050 --> 00:03:09,129 Why do you always pick me 157 00:03:08,050 --> 00:03:09,129 for these things? 158 00:03:09,139 --> 00:03:10,139 - Because you're easily swayed, 159 00:03:10,150 --> 00:03:12,189 and this is a scheme 160 00:03:10,150 --> 00:03:12,189 to keep Annie in Los Angeles. 161 00:03:12,199 --> 00:03:15,050 - All right, I guess 162 00:03:12,199 --> 00:03:15,050 I'll hear you out. 163 00:03:15,050 --> 00:03:16,069 - One person moves away, 164 00:03:16,079 --> 00:03:18,069 and the entire friend group 165 00:03:16,079 --> 00:03:18,069 chemistry is disrupted 166 00:03:18,079 --> 00:03:20,090 like an atom 167 00:03:18,079 --> 00:03:20,090 losing an electron. 168 00:03:20,099 --> 00:03:22,199 Next thing you know, 169 00:03:20,099 --> 00:03:22,199 it's just you, your tears, 170 00:03:22,210 --> 00:03:25,120 and the artisanal IPA 171 00:03:22,210 --> 00:03:25,120 you brew in your bathtub. 172 00:03:25,129 --> 00:03:27,090 - I didn't know we meant 173 00:03:25,129 --> 00:03:27,090 that much to you, 174 00:03:27,099 --> 00:03:29,079 or that that was how 175 00:03:27,099 --> 00:03:29,079 you were making that beer! 176 00:03:29,090 --> 00:03:31,099 - When we were working 177 00:03:29,090 --> 00:03:31,099 retail together, 178 00:03:31,110 --> 00:03:33,139 and you, Annie, and Ellis 179 00:03:31,110 --> 00:03:33,139 accidentally invited me 180 00:03:33,150 --> 00:03:35,079 to dinner at Michelle 181 00:03:33,150 --> 00:03:35,079 and Garret's, 182 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:37,180 it gave me that warm, 183 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:37,180 fuzzy feeling you get 184 00:03:37,180 --> 00:03:39,099 when you see Colin Firth 185 00:03:37,180 --> 00:03:39,099 in a romantic comedy. 186 00:03:39,110 --> 00:03:41,180 - I do not get the appeal 187 00:03:39,110 --> 00:03:41,180 of that dude. 188 00:03:41,189 --> 00:03:44,120 - If Annie leaves, 189 00:03:41,189 --> 00:03:44,120 I know where this goes: 190 00:03:44,129 --> 00:03:45,199 Back to loneliness. 191 00:03:45,210 --> 00:03:48,079 Where I thrive, but still. 192 00:03:48,090 --> 00:03:50,219 - All right. 193 00:03:48,090 --> 00:03:50,219 What's the plan? 194 00:03:50,219 --> 00:03:52,020 - Simple. 195 00:03:52,020 --> 00:03:53,170 We keep the electron 196 00:03:52,020 --> 00:03:53,170 from gravitating 197 00:03:53,180 --> 00:03:55,210 towards a higher affinity atom. 198 00:03:55,219 --> 00:03:57,139 We stop Annie from leaving, 199 00:03:57,150 --> 00:03:58,219 starting with 200 00:03:57,150 --> 00:03:58,219 a little blackmail. 201 00:03:58,219 --> 00:03:59,180 - Wait, we're blackmailing her? 202 00:03:59,189 --> 00:04:01,099 - I'll explain everything 203 00:03:59,189 --> 00:04:01,099 in the group. 204 00:04:01,099 --> 00:04:02,139 - Why can't you tell me 205 00:04:01,099 --> 00:04:02,139 right here? 206 00:04:02,139 --> 00:04:04,020 - Where did you guys go? 207 00:04:04,020 --> 00:04:05,099 - Hand sanitizer. 208 00:04:04,020 --> 00:04:05,099 - Uh, yeah... 209 00:04:05,099 --> 00:04:07,020 - We're launching 210 00:04:05,099 --> 00:04:07,020 a whole new product line. 211 00:04:07,020 --> 00:04:08,099 - Guys, it's August. 212 00:04:08,099 --> 00:04:10,169 No one cares about 213 00:04:08,099 --> 00:04:10,169 hand sanitizer anymore. 214 00:04:10,180 --> 00:04:12,030 We've all just given up. 215 00:04:12,030 --> 00:04:14,169 - [clears throat] 216 00:04:12,030 --> 00:04:14,169 Annie Diaz, 217 00:04:14,180 --> 00:04:16,089 would you describe your 218 00:04:14,180 --> 00:04:16,089 relationship with your mother, 219 00:04:16,100 --> 00:04:17,230 Marta Alejandra Diaz, 220 00:04:17,230 --> 00:04:19,230 as being congruent, 221 00:04:17,230 --> 00:04:19,230 politically speaking? 222 00:04:19,230 --> 00:04:21,209 - Why do you know 223 00:04:19,230 --> 00:04:21,209 my mom's full name? 224 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:23,069 - Great question. 225 00:04:23,069 --> 00:04:24,209 May I present to you 226 00:04:23,069 --> 00:04:24,209 my deposition. 227 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:28,100 Exhibit A: a post from Annie's 228 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:28,100 social media reading, 229 00:04:28,110 --> 00:04:30,069 "Defund the Police." 230 00:04:30,079 --> 00:04:31,189 - Yeah, that's not 231 00:04:30,079 --> 00:04:31,189 how depositions work-- 232 00:04:31,199 --> 00:04:34,069 - Exactly. 233 00:04:31,199 --> 00:04:34,069 Exhibit B. 234 00:04:34,069 --> 00:04:35,230 An email from Marta 235 00:04:35,230 --> 00:04:38,230 reading, "Refund the Police." 236 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,209 - What? My mom said that? 237 00:04:40,220 --> 00:04:43,110 - A house 238 00:04:40,220 --> 00:04:43,110 in suburban Florida divided. 239 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:44,149 The defense rests. 240 00:04:44,149 --> 00:04:46,110 - That's still not 241 00:04:44,149 --> 00:04:46,110 a deposition, bro. 242 00:04:46,110 --> 00:04:48,220 - You know, my dad sends me 243 00:04:46,110 --> 00:04:48,220 daily email forwards 244 00:04:48,230 --> 00:04:51,230 about how Bill Gates is trying 245 00:04:48,230 --> 00:04:51,230 to kill us with a vaccine. 246 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,199 What Bill Gates ever do 247 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,199 to anyone? 248 00:04:53,199 --> 00:04:56,120 - Windows 95, Clippy, 249 00:04:53,199 --> 00:04:56,120 Minesweeper... 250 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:58,159 - Wait, why is my mom 251 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:58,159 sending you emails? 252 00:04:58,159 --> 00:04:59,180 - Parents love me. 253 00:04:59,189 --> 00:05:02,149 I've been told it's 254 00:04:59,189 --> 00:05:02,149 my childlike sense of wonder. 255 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:04,199 - Annie, if you're gonna have 256 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:04,199 drama with your parents, 257 00:05:04,209 --> 00:05:07,120 you know, I mean, maybe 258 00:05:04,209 --> 00:05:07,120 you shouldn't move back home. 259 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:08,160 - Oh, it's fine. 260 00:05:08,170 --> 00:05:10,079 I just need to school my mom 261 00:05:08,170 --> 00:05:10,079 on the state of our country. 262 00:05:10,089 --> 00:05:12,120 Thankfully, I do my homework. 263 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:14,160 - Your social media activism 264 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:14,160 has been on point. 265 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:17,160 You didn't even fall 266 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:17,160 for the black square. 267 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:18,189 - I don't know, Annie. 268 00:05:18,199 --> 00:05:20,160 The brain loses elasticity 269 00:05:18,199 --> 00:05:20,160 as we age 270 00:05:20,170 --> 00:05:22,079 making it very hard to change. 271 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:25,079 Our parents minds 272 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:25,079 are like a pair of suede pants. 273 00:05:25,079 --> 00:05:27,040 - Hey, that's not always true. 274 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:29,079 My mom and I 275 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:29,079 had a huge falling out 276 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:31,160 when I decided to have 277 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:31,160 my gender confirmation surgery, 278 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:33,170 and it took a lot of time, 279 00:05:33,180 --> 00:05:36,170 and energy, but now Janice 280 00:05:33,180 --> 00:05:36,170 and I are stronger than ever. 281 00:05:36,180 --> 00:05:39,090 We owe it to our parents 282 00:05:36,180 --> 00:05:39,090 to give them the chance 283 00:05:39,090 --> 00:05:40,230 to grow as people. 284 00:05:39,090 --> 00:05:40,230 - Exactly. 285 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,090 My mom's a good person. 286 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:44,189 She just doesn't have 287 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:44,189 all the right info. 288 00:05:44,199 --> 00:05:47,069 Luckily, I've got killer 289 00:05:44,199 --> 00:05:47,069 rhetoric-al skills. 290 00:05:48,139 --> 00:05:50,000 - You mean "rhetorical"? 291 00:05:50,009 --> 00:05:51,170 - No, not like 292 00:05:50,009 --> 00:05:51,170 a rhetorical question. 293 00:05:51,180 --> 00:05:55,069 Rhetoric-al, as in rhetoric 294 00:05:51,180 --> 00:05:55,069 but the adjective of it. 295 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:59,209 - Yeah, this is maybe not gonna 296 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:59,209 go as smooth as you think. 297 00:05:59,209 --> 00:06:01,120 ♪ ♪ 298 00:06:05,019 --> 00:06:05,029 . 299 00:06:06,069 --> 00:06:06,160 [light piano music] 300 00:06:08,050 --> 00:06:09,160 - Annie. 301 00:06:08,050 --> 00:06:09,160 - Annabelle! 302 00:06:09,170 --> 00:06:10,189 - Dimelo. 303 00:06:10,199 --> 00:06:12,009 - Why are you 304 00:06:10,199 --> 00:06:12,009 in different rooms? 305 00:06:12,009 --> 00:06:13,160 - Because your mom 306 00:06:12,009 --> 00:06:13,160 doesn't understand 307 00:06:13,170 --> 00:06:16,050 the perfect AC temperature 308 00:06:13,170 --> 00:06:16,050 is 67 degrees. 309 00:06:16,060 --> 00:06:19,019 - For the walk-in refrigerator 310 00:06:16,060 --> 00:06:19,019 at Costco. 311 00:06:19,029 --> 00:06:21,060 - Okay, Mo-- 312 00:06:19,029 --> 00:06:21,060 - Oh, and speaking of Costco... 313 00:06:21,060 --> 00:06:23,019 - She emptied out the store 314 00:06:21,060 --> 00:06:23,019 for you. 315 00:06:23,029 --> 00:06:24,060 - What about you, 316 00:06:23,029 --> 00:06:24,060 Señor Samples? 317 00:06:24,060 --> 00:06:25,199 - They're free. 318 00:06:25,209 --> 00:06:28,040 - Ay, Annie, I got you 319 00:06:25,209 --> 00:06:28,040 those carbonated waters 320 00:06:28,050 --> 00:06:30,000 that you like 321 00:06:28,050 --> 00:06:30,000 that smell like ChapStick. 322 00:06:30,009 --> 00:06:32,079 Also this hair towel 323 00:06:32,090 --> 00:06:34,209 because you never dry your hair 324 00:06:32,090 --> 00:06:34,209 after the shower, 325 00:06:34,220 --> 00:06:37,180 and it's bad for your sinuses. 326 00:06:34,220 --> 00:06:37,180 - Mom, I'm not a kid anymore! 327 00:06:37,180 --> 00:06:39,220 - You are my youngest. 328 00:06:39,220 --> 00:06:41,209 You will always be my baby. 329 00:06:41,220 --> 00:06:43,199 - Actually, I wanted 330 00:06:41,220 --> 00:06:43,199 to talk to you about-- 331 00:06:43,209 --> 00:06:45,180 - Ooh, I almost forgot 332 00:06:43,209 --> 00:06:45,180 the travel suit! 333 00:06:45,180 --> 00:06:46,220 I saw it on QVC. 334 00:06:46,220 --> 00:06:48,090 Let me send it to you. 335 00:06:49,180 --> 00:06:51,060 - Mom, that looks insane. 336 00:06:51,060 --> 00:06:52,069 - It's already on the way. 337 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,090 - No, you have to talk to me 338 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,090 about these things! 339 00:06:54,100 --> 00:06:55,220 You can't just assume that 340 00:06:54,100 --> 00:06:55,220 I'm gonna-- 341 00:06:55,220 --> 00:06:57,009 - Ooh, you're gonna 342 00:06:55,220 --> 00:06:57,009 be here in time 343 00:06:57,019 --> 00:06:58,209 for Mileidys's baby shower! 344 00:06:57,019 --> 00:06:58,209 Oy. 345 00:06:58,220 --> 00:07:00,009 You know, 346 00:06:58,220 --> 00:07:00,009 she had a very hard time 347 00:07:00,019 --> 00:07:03,050 getting pregnant, pobresita. 348 00:07:00,019 --> 00:07:03,050 She tried everything. 349 00:07:03,060 --> 00:07:06,189 She even wore the evil eye 350 00:07:03,060 --> 00:07:06,189 on her wrists and her ankles. 351 00:07:06,189 --> 00:07:09,009 Nothing. 352 00:07:06,189 --> 00:07:09,009 They had to mortgage the house 353 00:07:09,019 --> 00:07:10,129 in order to pay 354 00:07:09,019 --> 00:07:10,129 for the fertility treatment. 355 00:07:10,139 --> 00:07:13,100 Dios mío, qué cosa! 356 00:07:13,110 --> 00:07:14,220 ♪ ♪ 357 00:07:14,230 --> 00:07:17,110 - That "Refund the Police" 358 00:07:14,230 --> 00:07:17,110 email was clutch! 359 00:07:17,110 --> 00:07:19,019 both: Scheme Team! 360 00:07:19,029 --> 00:07:20,189 - All right, 361 00:07:19,029 --> 00:07:20,189 now for phase two. 362 00:07:20,189 --> 00:07:22,230 I'm hacking into Annie's 363 00:07:20,189 --> 00:07:22,230 newsfeeds 364 00:07:22,230 --> 00:07:24,029 and flooding them 365 00:07:22,230 --> 00:07:24,029 with targeted ads 366 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:26,029 to remind her 367 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:26,029 of how much Florida sucks. 368 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:27,069 Check it out. 369 00:07:27,069 --> 00:07:29,029 Alligator insurance, 370 00:07:29,029 --> 00:07:30,230 local congressmen, 371 00:07:30,230 --> 00:07:33,029 and this gross dating website 372 00:07:30,230 --> 00:07:33,029 I found. 373 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:34,090 - Wow. 374 00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:37,009 Hey, are we doing 375 00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:37,009 the right thing? 376 00:07:37,019 --> 00:07:39,040 Last thing I wanna do 377 00:07:37,019 --> 00:07:39,040 is hurt Annie. 378 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:42,019 - Ben, a Scheme Team 379 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:42,019 requires full transparency. 380 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:44,139 Is there something else 381 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:44,139 going on between you two? 382 00:07:44,149 --> 00:07:46,120 - With me and Annie? 383 00:07:44,149 --> 00:07:46,120 No, no, we're just friends. 384 00:07:46,129 --> 00:07:49,220 I mean, there was this one 385 00:07:46,129 --> 00:07:49,220 intense moment in Chicago 386 00:07:49,230 --> 00:07:51,100 where I thought 387 00:07:49,230 --> 00:07:51,100 there may have been a vibe, 388 00:07:51,110 --> 00:07:53,000 but she told me a story 389 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,100 about how she could never 390 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,100 date a friend, 391 00:07:54,110 --> 00:07:56,079 which definitely killed 392 00:07:54,110 --> 00:07:56,079 the vibe. 393 00:07:56,090 --> 00:07:58,120 - Mmm, vibes are 394 00:07:56,090 --> 00:07:58,120 a fragile wavelength. 395 00:07:58,120 --> 00:07:59,189 Like friend groups, 396 00:07:59,199 --> 00:08:01,000 they need to be 397 00:07:59,199 --> 00:08:01,000 lovingly maintained. 398 00:08:01,009 --> 00:08:03,079 Now, can we please manipulate 399 00:08:01,009 --> 00:08:03,079 our good pal 400 00:08:03,089 --> 00:08:06,040 into staying in LA with us? 401 00:08:03,089 --> 00:08:06,040 - Let's do it. 402 00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:08,120 ♪ ♪ 403 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:11,079 - Pero how do you know 404 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:11,079 the police have too much money? 405 00:08:11,079 --> 00:08:13,079 I think the police 406 00:08:11,079 --> 00:08:13,079 don't have enough money. 407 00:08:13,089 --> 00:08:16,040 - Mom, they're like 408 00:08:13,089 --> 00:08:16,040 the Kardashian-Jenners. 409 00:08:16,050 --> 00:08:18,120 They have so much they're 410 00:08:16,050 --> 00:08:18,120 being irresponsible with it. 411 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:21,069 Stormi did not need her own 412 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:21,069 theme park for her birthday. 413 00:08:21,079 --> 00:08:23,079 - That was too much for Stormi. 414 00:08:21,079 --> 00:08:23,079 - No. That is true. 415 00:08:23,089 --> 00:08:25,230 - 50% of most city budgets 416 00:08:23,089 --> 00:08:25,230 go to the police. 417 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,209 That's way too much. 418 00:08:27,209 --> 00:08:29,069 - How do you know 419 00:08:27,209 --> 00:08:29,069 it's too much? 420 00:08:29,079 --> 00:08:31,050 Are you city planner, hmm? 421 00:08:31,050 --> 00:08:32,210 You could've been 422 00:08:31,050 --> 00:08:32,210 a city planner. 423 00:08:32,210 --> 00:08:34,090 You used to do 424 00:08:32,210 --> 00:08:34,090 that afterschool program. 425 00:08:34,090 --> 00:08:35,110 What was it called? 426 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:37,090 - Youth in Congress. 427 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:37,090 - Yes. 428 00:08:37,090 --> 00:08:40,039 You learned so much from that. 429 00:08:40,049 --> 00:08:42,230 Too bad you ruined your life 430 00:08:40,049 --> 00:08:42,230 by becoming a writer. 431 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,129 - Mom, it's okay for people 432 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,129 in my generation 433 00:08:45,129 --> 00:08:47,129 to pursue their passions. 434 00:08:47,129 --> 00:08:50,049 - Passions do not pay 435 00:08:47,129 --> 00:08:50,049 the bills, mija. 436 00:08:50,049 --> 00:08:52,110 - I'm in construction, 437 00:08:50,049 --> 00:08:52,110 and I have a passion for it. 438 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:55,029 - Ramón, please! 439 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:55,029 - Agh. 440 00:08:55,039 --> 00:08:57,200 - Look, this issue 441 00:08:55,039 --> 00:08:57,200 is bigger than police funding. 442 00:08:57,210 --> 00:08:59,090 It's a systemic racial issue. 443 00:08:59,090 --> 00:09:02,080 Did you know 35% 444 00:08:59,090 --> 00:09:02,080 of African American men 445 00:09:02,090 --> 00:09:05,019 are incarcerated 446 00:09:02,090 --> 00:09:05,019 while only 50% aren't? 447 00:09:05,029 --> 00:09:07,100 - What about the other 15%? 448 00:09:07,110 --> 00:09:08,139 - What? 449 00:09:08,149 --> 00:09:11,139 - 35 plus 50 is 85. 450 00:09:08,149 --> 00:09:11,139 No, Ramón? 451 00:09:11,149 --> 00:09:14,090 - Oh, I can talk now? 452 00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:17,000 - Entonces? 453 00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:17,000 Where's the other 15%? 454 00:09:17,009 --> 00:09:19,100 - Um... 455 00:09:19,110 --> 00:09:21,139 Well, I know it's a real thing. 456 00:09:21,149 --> 00:09:24,120 I shared an article on, um... 457 00:09:24,129 --> 00:09:27,059 Hold on, let me just... 458 00:09:24,129 --> 00:09:27,059 Mmm... 459 00:09:27,070 --> 00:09:29,090 Maybe they didn't fill out 460 00:09:27,070 --> 00:09:29,090 the survey 461 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:32,220 about if they were 462 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:32,220 incarcerated maybe? 463 00:09:32,220 --> 00:09:34,090 That's the thing about surveys. 464 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:37,019 Not everyone fills them out 465 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:37,019 sometimes, so... 466 00:09:37,029 --> 00:09:40,019 - Mija, you can't trust 467 00:09:37,029 --> 00:09:40,019 everything you read 468 00:09:40,029 --> 00:09:43,210 on the internet. 469 00:09:40,029 --> 00:09:43,210 Do you get Fox News in LA? 470 00:09:48,029 --> 00:09:48,039 . 471 00:09:49,070 --> 00:09:49,159 [downbeat piano music] 472 00:09:51,029 --> 00:09:52,230 - It was so embarrassing! 473 00:09:52,230 --> 00:09:55,190 My mom ran circles around me 474 00:09:52,230 --> 00:09:55,190 in a political argument! 475 00:09:55,190 --> 00:09:56,190 My mom. 476 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:57,169 Up until about a month ago, 477 00:09:57,179 --> 00:09:59,220 she though RBG 478 00:09:57,179 --> 00:09:59,220 was a clothing designer. 479 00:09:59,230 --> 00:10:01,230 - So does this mean 480 00:09:59,230 --> 00:10:01,230 you're not moving home? 481 00:10:01,230 --> 00:10:03,210 - Well, I wasn't going to, 482 00:10:03,220 --> 00:10:06,029 but then I started seeing 483 00:10:03,220 --> 00:10:06,029 all these ads for Florida, 484 00:10:06,029 --> 00:10:08,129 and it made me nostalgic. 485 00:10:06,029 --> 00:10:08,129 both: Nostalgic? 486 00:10:08,139 --> 00:10:10,210 - Yeah, I forgot how cute 487 00:10:08,139 --> 00:10:10,210 alligators are. 488 00:10:10,220 --> 00:10:13,100 - You hear that, Rufus? 489 00:10:10,220 --> 00:10:13,100 She's feeling nostalgic! 490 00:10:13,110 --> 00:10:14,210 - Also my ex-boyfriend 491 00:10:13,110 --> 00:10:14,210 from high school 492 00:10:14,220 --> 00:10:17,139 who used to be in a one-man 493 00:10:14,220 --> 00:10:17,139 Kid Rock cover band... 494 00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:19,230 - So a Kid Rock impersonator, 495 00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:19,230 because that's what that is. 496 00:10:19,230 --> 00:10:21,110 - He got 497 00:10:19,230 --> 00:10:21,110 his real estate license, 498 00:10:21,110 --> 00:10:23,019 and he's super rich now. 499 00:10:23,029 --> 00:10:25,000 He has the huge house 500 00:10:23,029 --> 00:10:25,000 next to Joey Fatone. 501 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,120 We're just friends, 502 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:28,000 but he said if things 503 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:28,000 with my parents get weird, 504 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,000 I can stay with him. 505 00:10:29,009 --> 00:10:30,120 Although I prefer not to 506 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:31,120 because he's always tries 507 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:31,120 to make me sing 508 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:33,000 the Sheryl Crow 509 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:33,000 part of the song "Picture." 510 00:10:33,009 --> 00:10:34,049 [cell phone dings] 511 00:10:34,059 --> 00:10:36,029 - [Southern accent] Well, if it 512 00:10:34,059 --> 00:10:36,029 isn't Mr. Husband Material 513 00:10:36,039 --> 00:10:37,200 here to sweep you away 514 00:10:37,210 --> 00:10:39,159 to his most certainly 515 00:10:37,210 --> 00:10:39,159 tacky McMansion. 516 00:10:39,159 --> 00:10:40,159 [cell phones dinging] 517 00:10:40,159 --> 00:10:42,000 - [Southern accent] 518 00:10:40,159 --> 00:10:42,000 Oh, Mr. Former Kid Rock, 519 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:44,019 I do accept this rock 520 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:44,019 on my finger. 521 00:10:44,029 --> 00:10:45,120 - Okay, guys. 522 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:48,110 Florida is not the South. 523 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:50,039 - Oh, well, 524 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:50,039 look at its location on a map. 525 00:10:50,039 --> 00:10:52,139 - Ben, Rufus, what's 526 00:10:50,039 --> 00:10:52,139 with the phone pinging? 527 00:10:52,149 --> 00:10:54,190 You guys still talking 528 00:10:52,149 --> 00:10:54,190 about hand sanitizer? 529 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,149 - 100%, yes. 530 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,149 - 100%, big time, big time. 531 00:10:56,159 --> 00:10:57,179 - Yeah, what is going on 532 00:10:56,159 --> 00:10:57,179 with you two? 533 00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:59,149 - Yeah, I know Ben 534 00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:59,149 is easily swayed, 535 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,139 but this level of interest 536 00:11:00,149 --> 00:11:03,000 in a Rufus-driven business 537 00:11:00,149 --> 00:11:03,000 is entirely suspect. 538 00:11:03,009 --> 00:11:04,200 - I am not easily swayed! 539 00:11:03,009 --> 00:11:04,200 [cell phone dings] 540 00:11:04,210 --> 00:11:07,000 - Oh, come on. 541 00:11:04,210 --> 00:11:07,000 - Oh, you totally are. 542 00:11:07,009 --> 00:11:08,009 - Okay, fine. 543 00:11:08,009 --> 00:11:09,169 - Guys, can we focus? 544 00:11:09,179 --> 00:11:11,230 I know defunding the police 545 00:11:09,179 --> 00:11:11,230 is the right thing to do, 546 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,009 I just don't know 547 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,009 how to get my parents 548 00:11:14,009 --> 00:11:15,019 to know that. 549 00:11:15,029 --> 00:11:17,149 - They do not play fair. 550 00:11:15,029 --> 00:11:17,149 They use Jedi mind tricks. 551 00:11:17,159 --> 00:11:19,049 My mom won an argument 552 00:11:17,159 --> 00:11:19,049 with me once 553 00:11:19,049 --> 00:11:21,129 by staring at me 554 00:11:19,049 --> 00:11:21,129 without blinking. 555 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,000 I'm still working 556 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,000 on a rebuttal. 557 00:11:23,009 --> 00:11:24,019 - Well, take it from 558 00:11:24,029 --> 00:11:26,029 a three-time Mountain State 559 00:11:24,029 --> 00:11:26,029 regional debate champ, 560 00:11:26,039 --> 00:11:28,200 you gotta get inside 561 00:11:26,039 --> 00:11:28,200 the competition's head. 562 00:11:28,210 --> 00:11:30,190 And what's inside 563 00:11:28,210 --> 00:11:30,190 your mom's head 564 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:34,029 is a deep and unquestioning 565 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:34,029 love of the cops 566 00:11:34,039 --> 00:11:35,200 because that's exactly what 567 00:11:35,210 --> 00:11:37,169 American TV 568 00:11:35,210 --> 00:11:37,169 and film has put there. 569 00:11:37,169 --> 00:11:38,169 - I guess if people 570 00:11:37,169 --> 00:11:38,169 haven't had 571 00:11:38,179 --> 00:11:40,129 a negative 572 00:11:38,179 --> 00:11:40,129 experience personally, 573 00:11:40,129 --> 00:11:42,210 like, say, every Black person 574 00:11:40,129 --> 00:11:42,210 in America, 575 00:11:42,210 --> 00:11:44,049 it's hard for them 576 00:11:42,210 --> 00:11:44,049 to see the cops 577 00:11:44,049 --> 00:11:45,169 as anything but the good guys. 578 00:11:45,179 --> 00:11:48,000 - Yeah, meanwhile, 579 00:11:45,179 --> 00:11:48,000 I was in my twenties 580 00:11:48,009 --> 00:11:50,000 when I realized 581 00:11:48,009 --> 00:11:50,000 that the "bad boys" 582 00:11:50,009 --> 00:11:53,139 in the theme song from "Cops" 583 00:11:50,009 --> 00:11:53,139 weren't the cops. 584 00:11:53,139 --> 00:11:55,009 - They have too much money. 585 00:11:55,019 --> 00:11:58,019 In LA we give them 586 00:11:55,019 --> 00:11:58,019 $2 billion a year. 587 00:11:58,029 --> 00:11:59,200 If only we could spend 588 00:11:58,029 --> 00:11:59,200 a little bit of that 589 00:11:59,210 --> 00:12:00,220 on public education, 590 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:03,000 then Richie and I wouldn't have 591 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:03,000 to take out a loan 592 00:12:03,009 --> 00:12:06,169 to pay 28 grand to pay 593 00:12:03,009 --> 00:12:06,169 for virtual private school, 594 00:12:06,179 --> 00:12:08,220 which is just 595 00:12:06,179 --> 00:12:08,220 Big Bird on an iPad! 596 00:12:08,220 --> 00:12:10,049 - Wait, 28-- 597 00:12:10,059 --> 00:12:13,220 You are sending me the 20 bucks 598 00:12:10,059 --> 00:12:13,220 you owe me from poker now. 599 00:12:13,230 --> 00:12:15,019 - I said we needed a loan! 600 00:12:15,019 --> 00:12:17,179 - Yeah, people don't realize 601 00:12:15,019 --> 00:12:17,179 that "defund the police" 602 00:12:17,190 --> 00:12:19,220 just means fund 603 00:12:17,190 --> 00:12:19,220 other departments. 604 00:12:19,230 --> 00:12:21,159 - Like social workers, 605 00:12:19,230 --> 00:12:21,159 you know, 606 00:12:21,169 --> 00:12:23,200 so a man with a gun 607 00:12:21,169 --> 00:12:23,200 and 16 weeks of training 608 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:24,200 doesn't answer 609 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:24,200 mental health calls. 610 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:27,129 - I wish I could just 611 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:27,129 bring you guys with me 612 00:12:27,139 --> 00:12:29,009 to talk to my parents. 613 00:12:29,019 --> 00:12:32,139 - You can't bring us, 614 00:12:29,019 --> 00:12:32,139 but we can help you prepare. 615 00:12:32,149 --> 00:12:33,129 - Ooh. 616 00:12:33,139 --> 00:12:35,149 - Ooh, a project, a project! 617 00:12:33,139 --> 00:12:35,149 - Debate team! 618 00:12:35,149 --> 00:12:37,049 - I love a good mise-en-place! 619 00:12:37,059 --> 00:12:39,009 - Also you can bring Ben. 620 00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:40,019 - You can? 621 00:12:40,029 --> 00:12:43,029 - Oh, okay. 622 00:12:40,029 --> 00:12:43,029 Thanks, Ben. 623 00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:45,070 - Rufus, these schemes 624 00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:45,070 aren't working, bruh. 625 00:12:45,070 --> 00:12:46,230 Look, if Annie 626 00:12:45,070 --> 00:12:46,230 wants to move home, 627 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,029 I think we just gotta 628 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,029 let her go. 629 00:12:48,029 --> 00:12:50,129 - You can't! 630 00:12:48,029 --> 00:12:50,129 She likes you. 631 00:12:51,059 --> 00:12:52,230 - What? 632 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,149 - Annie likes you, 633 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,149 and I think you like her too. 634 00:12:55,159 --> 00:12:56,210 I think that's why 635 00:12:55,159 --> 00:12:56,210 you agreed to this scheme 636 00:12:56,220 --> 00:12:58,009 in the first place. 637 00:12:58,019 --> 00:12:59,190 You've been Colin Firth 638 00:12:58,019 --> 00:12:59,190 the whole time. 639 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:01,210 - No, no, no, 640 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:01,210 she told me in Chicago 641 00:13:01,220 --> 00:13:03,059 she could never date a friend. 642 00:13:03,070 --> 00:13:05,009 - You know what's great 643 00:13:03,070 --> 00:13:05,009 about this country? 644 00:13:05,019 --> 00:13:07,019 People are allowed 645 00:13:05,019 --> 00:13:07,019 to change their minds. 646 00:13:07,029 --> 00:13:09,029 They're even allowed to admit 647 00:13:07,029 --> 00:13:09,029 that they were wrong. 648 00:13:09,029 --> 00:13:10,169 - Wait... 649 00:13:10,179 --> 00:13:12,159 Is that why you wanted me 650 00:13:10,179 --> 00:13:12,159 on your Scheme Team? 651 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,200 Am I your emergency 652 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,200 backup plan? 653 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,000 - How do you mean? 654 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,149 - How do I know you're not 655 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,149 lying to get me to help you 656 00:13:17,159 --> 00:13:18,230 save your friend group 657 00:13:17,159 --> 00:13:18,230 molecule. 658 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,200 - What? 659 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,200 I never lie! 660 00:13:20,210 --> 00:13:22,159 - You're lying to Annie 661 00:13:20,210 --> 00:13:22,159 right now! 662 00:13:22,159 --> 00:13:25,080 - Okay, Annie I am lying to. 663 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:26,110 Yes, 664 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:29,039 but do you really wanna 665 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:29,039 lose her to a fake Kid Rock 666 00:13:29,049 --> 00:13:31,149 that lives next door 667 00:13:29,049 --> 00:13:31,149 to a real Joey Fatone!? 668 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,080 - Okay, what? 669 00:13:34,090 --> 00:13:36,179 Now I gotta help her 670 00:13:34,090 --> 00:13:36,179 get along with her parents? 671 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,059 - That's what she'll think, 672 00:13:38,070 --> 00:13:39,220 but actually 673 00:13:38,070 --> 00:13:39,220 you'll be feeding her 674 00:13:39,230 --> 00:13:42,029 the exact wrong things to say. 675 00:13:42,039 --> 00:13:45,080 It's Scheme Team phase three, 676 00:13:42,039 --> 00:13:45,080 a Reverse-Cyrano. 677 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,200 - A reverse-what? 678 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,200 - Scheme Team! 679 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,039 - ♪ I just paid the check 680 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,039 on a brand new car ♪ 681 00:13:49,039 --> 00:13:51,039 ♪ You wanna get to know me? 682 00:13:49,039 --> 00:13:51,039 I'm a brand new star ♪ 683 00:13:51,049 --> 00:13:53,049 ♪ I came to impress, 684 00:13:51,049 --> 00:13:53,049 that's the way I are ♪ 685 00:13:53,059 --> 00:13:55,169 ♪ Say it with my chest 686 00:13:53,059 --> 00:13:55,169 until this day comes ♪ 687 00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:57,169 ♪ I just might invest, think 688 00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:57,169 I'll start with the watches ♪ 689 00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:59,169 ♪ Who do you protect, 690 00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:59,169 N-A-P with the frost ♪ 691 00:13:59,179 --> 00:14:01,190 ♪ Not doing any less 692 00:13:59,179 --> 00:14:01,190 than my best, so start ♪ 693 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:04,070 ♪ Get upset, take a rest, 694 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:04,070 you watch ♪ 695 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:06,090 ♪ Young way, strong way ♪ 696 00:14:06,090 --> 00:14:08,080 ♪ Get you in the morning ♪ 697 00:14:08,090 --> 00:14:10,190 ♪ Broadway, Broadway ♪ 698 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,190 ♪ Put up an act on Broadway ♪ 699 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,190 ♪ Do a little dance, 700 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,190 sing a little jam ♪ 701 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,190 ♪ Pick up the Benz 702 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,190 and brace yourself ♪ 703 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:19,049 ♪ Do a little dance, 704 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:19,049 sing a little jam ♪ 705 00:14:19,049 --> 00:14:20,190 ♪ Pick up the Benz 706 00:14:19,049 --> 00:14:20,190 and brace yourself ♪ 707 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:23,039 ♪ I know you feel it ♪ 708 00:14:23,049 --> 00:14:26,000 ♪ The animation ♪ 709 00:14:26,009 --> 00:14:29,000 ♪ I know you can't animate ♪ 710 00:14:29,009 --> 00:14:30,009 ♪ ♪ 711 00:14:30,009 --> 00:14:31,090 ♪ In front of millions ♪ 712 00:14:31,090 --> 00:14:33,169 ♪ Your motivation ♪ 713 00:14:33,179 --> 00:14:36,019 ♪ Just be yourself ♪ 714 00:14:36,029 --> 00:14:38,090 ♪ Animation ♪ 715 00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:42,039 - Hey, you ready? 716 00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:42,039 - Yeah, I think so. 717 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,059 I got my talking points, 718 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,059 my non-talking points, 719 00:14:44,070 --> 00:14:45,200 my turtle neck, 720 00:14:44,070 --> 00:14:45,200 my cotton balls. 721 00:14:45,210 --> 00:14:46,190 - You got this. 722 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:50,059 "You're gonna lightning 723 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:50,059 and crap thunder." 724 00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:52,139 It's from "Rocky." 725 00:14:52,139 --> 00:14:55,090 Just remember, I'll be hiding 726 00:14:52,139 --> 00:14:55,090 as a non-video participant. 727 00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:57,049 Your parents will 728 00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:57,049 not notice that, 729 00:14:57,059 --> 00:14:58,220 but I'll be with you 730 00:14:57,059 --> 00:14:58,220 the whole time. 731 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:01,059 - Why are you so great? 732 00:15:02,179 --> 00:15:04,080 - That's what friends are for. 733 00:15:04,090 --> 00:15:05,179 - Thanks, Ben. 734 00:15:05,179 --> 00:15:07,179 It means a lot 735 00:15:05,179 --> 00:15:07,179 having you in my corner. 736 00:15:07,179 --> 00:15:09,169 ♪ ♪ 737 00:15:09,179 --> 00:15:11,000 Okay. 738 00:15:11,009 --> 00:15:12,100 Here goes nothing. 739 00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:15,100 [keys clacking] 740 00:15:19,029 --> 00:15:19,039 . 741 00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:20,190 [light piano music] 742 00:15:22,070 --> 00:15:24,059 - Hey. 743 00:15:22,070 --> 00:15:24,059 - Hi, mija. 744 00:15:24,070 --> 00:15:26,070 - Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad. 745 00:15:24,070 --> 00:15:26,070 Gimme one second. 746 00:15:26,070 --> 00:15:29,029 [keys clacking, 747 00:15:26,070 --> 00:15:29,029 computer dings] 748 00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,110 [computer beeps] 749 00:15:30,110 --> 00:15:33,220 Okay, I understand 750 00:15:30,110 --> 00:15:33,220 political conversations 751 00:15:33,230 --> 00:15:37,090 can be tricky, so I wanted 752 00:15:33,230 --> 00:15:37,090 to ease into it 753 00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:39,149 and talk about... 754 00:15:39,149 --> 00:15:41,029 "Personal finances"? 755 00:15:41,029 --> 00:15:42,110 - Ay, now she's finally ready 756 00:15:41,029 --> 00:15:42,110 to hear my YouTube 757 00:15:42,110 --> 00:15:44,019 on how to balance a checkbook? 758 00:15:42,110 --> 00:15:44,019 - You need some money, mija? 759 00:15:44,029 --> 00:15:47,230 - Sorry, actually 760 00:15:44,029 --> 00:15:47,230 let's discuss... 761 00:15:47,230 --> 00:15:49,110 [keys clacking] 762 00:15:49,110 --> 00:15:51,070 [computer dings] 763 00:15:49,110 --> 00:15:51,070 All the TV remotes? 764 00:15:51,070 --> 00:15:53,230 - We have asked your brother so 765 00:15:51,070 --> 00:15:53,230 many times for this one thing. 766 00:15:53,230 --> 00:15:55,110 - There's a remote for the TV, 767 00:15:53,230 --> 00:15:55,110 a remote for the speakers, 768 00:15:55,110 --> 00:15:56,210 a remote for the cable box, 769 00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:58,029 a remote for 770 00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:58,029 the streaming box... 771 00:15:58,029 --> 00:16:00,019 It doesn't make sense! 772 00:15:58,029 --> 00:16:00,019 - And he refuses! 773 00:16:00,029 --> 00:16:01,120 - After everything I did. 774 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:05,220 - Marta, relax. 775 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:05,220 Te va a dar algo! 776 00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:08,120 - You know what? 777 00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:08,120 Let's forget the icebreakers. 778 00:16:08,129 --> 00:16:12,000 Mom, I wanted to talk about 779 00:16:08,129 --> 00:16:12,000 your refund the police email. 780 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,120 - Annabelle, please, you wanna 781 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,120 give your mom a heart attack? 782 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,220 We already know she's gonna be 783 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,220 talking about those remotes 784 00:16:16,230 --> 00:16:19,039 until next week! 785 00:16:16,230 --> 00:16:19,039 - Just hear me out. 786 00:16:19,039 --> 00:16:21,159 I realize I feel passionately 787 00:16:19,039 --> 00:16:21,159 about a lot of issues, 788 00:16:21,159 --> 00:16:23,070 but I also recognize 789 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:26,000 I take in a lot of my news 790 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:26,000 from TikTok. 791 00:16:26,009 --> 00:16:29,200 All I know is, it seems as if 792 00:16:26,009 --> 00:16:29,200 the system is broken. 793 00:16:29,210 --> 00:16:32,159 Maybe if we had 794 00:16:29,210 --> 00:16:32,159 better healthcare, 795 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:35,000 Mileidys wouldn't have 796 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:35,000 to mortgage her house 797 00:16:35,009 --> 00:16:37,019 to pay 798 00:16:35,009 --> 00:16:37,019 for fertility treatments. 799 00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:39,039 I mean, what if I have 800 00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:39,039 fertility issues? 801 00:16:39,049 --> 00:16:41,129 - Por Dios, no! 802 00:16:39,049 --> 00:16:41,129 My grandkids, no! 803 00:16:41,139 --> 00:16:45,080 - Not that I'm planning 804 00:16:41,139 --> 00:16:45,080 to have kids anytime soon, 805 00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:48,129 but my friend Pradeep 806 00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:48,129 is about to pay $28,000 807 00:16:48,129 --> 00:16:51,159 in private school because 808 00:16:48,129 --> 00:16:51,159 public schools are inadequate. 809 00:16:51,169 --> 00:16:53,120 Remember Youth in Congress, 810 00:16:53,129 --> 00:16:55,129 the program in high school you 811 00:16:53,129 --> 00:16:55,129 thought could change my life? 812 00:16:55,129 --> 00:16:57,009 It's lost its funding. 813 00:16:57,009 --> 00:16:58,080 - Oh, qué lástima. 814 00:16:57,009 --> 00:16:58,080 - No. 815 00:16:58,090 --> 00:17:00,009 - The funding 816 00:16:58,090 --> 00:17:00,009 for so many things 817 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,090 that could change 818 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,090 people's lives 819 00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:05,009 is just disappearing or never 820 00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:05,009 been there in the first place. 821 00:17:05,009 --> 00:17:05,230 It just feels as if 822 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,009 we're spending the wealth 823 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,009 of this country 824 00:17:08,009 --> 00:17:11,079 in ways that don't benefit 825 00:17:08,009 --> 00:17:11,079 the people that live in it. 826 00:17:11,089 --> 00:17:14,089 Defunding the police is not 827 00:17:11,089 --> 00:17:14,089 about removing the police, 828 00:17:14,089 --> 00:17:16,089 the police will still be here. 829 00:17:16,099 --> 00:17:18,029 It won't make us any less safe. 830 00:17:18,039 --> 00:17:20,079 It'll just make us more whole. 831 00:17:22,089 --> 00:17:24,059 Mom? 832 00:17:24,059 --> 00:17:25,140 You're frozen. 833 00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:27,140 - No, I'm thinking. 834 00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:29,220 We get to keep the police? 835 00:17:29,230 --> 00:17:32,089 - Yes, we just take 836 00:17:29,230 --> 00:17:32,089 some of their money 837 00:17:32,099 --> 00:17:34,019 and spend it in better ways. 838 00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:37,119 - All this defund talk is scary 839 00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:37,119 with all these protests. 840 00:17:37,130 --> 00:17:40,140 But maybe 841 00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:42,059 you're right... 842 00:17:42,069 --> 00:17:45,039 It does feel like things 843 00:17:42,069 --> 00:17:45,039 need to change. 844 00:17:45,049 --> 00:17:48,140 - America is always trying 845 00:17:45,049 --> 00:17:48,140 to make itself better. 846 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:51,009 That's why we came here, 847 00:17:51,019 --> 00:17:52,140 but it takes work. 848 00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:56,099 Annie, I'm proud 849 00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:56,099 you're out there trying. 850 00:17:56,099 --> 00:17:58,079 The younger generation, 851 00:17:58,089 --> 00:18:00,140 we make fun of you 852 00:17:58,089 --> 00:18:00,140 and your TikyTok, 853 00:18:00,140 --> 00:18:02,220 but we are inspired by you. 854 00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:05,150 You give us hope. 855 00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:08,029 - Thanks, Dad. 856 00:18:08,029 --> 00:18:10,069 - I can't wait for you 857 00:18:08,029 --> 00:18:10,069 to come home. 858 00:18:10,079 --> 00:18:12,029 - Me too. 859 00:18:10,079 --> 00:18:12,029 I love you guys. 860 00:18:12,029 --> 00:18:13,230 - We love you, baby. 861 00:18:13,230 --> 00:18:15,230 - Send me a picture when 862 00:18:13,230 --> 00:18:15,230 you try on the hazmat suit. 863 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,049 Hmm? 864 00:18:17,059 --> 00:18:20,049 [warm piano music] 865 00:18:20,059 --> 00:18:25,069 ♪ ♪ 866 00:18:25,069 --> 00:18:26,059 - Where'd you go? 867 00:18:26,069 --> 00:18:27,150 I thought you were 868 00:18:26,069 --> 00:18:27,150 gonna help me pee lightning 869 00:18:27,150 --> 00:18:29,140 and pass hail stones 870 00:18:27,150 --> 00:18:29,140 or whatever. 871 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,019 - I know. 872 00:18:31,029 --> 00:18:34,019 I just felt like 873 00:18:31,029 --> 00:18:34,019 you didn't need me. 874 00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:35,150 You know, maybe you do better 875 00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:35,150 on your own. 876 00:18:35,150 --> 00:18:38,109 - Ben, I'm always 877 00:18:35,150 --> 00:18:38,109 gonna need you. 878 00:18:38,109 --> 00:18:40,029 Who's gonna make fun 879 00:18:38,109 --> 00:18:40,029 of my horrible impressions? 880 00:18:40,039 --> 00:18:42,130 - I mean, they are horrible. 881 00:18:42,140 --> 00:18:44,029 Impressions aren't even 882 00:18:42,140 --> 00:18:44,029 cool to begin with, 883 00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:46,160 so when you do them badly, 884 00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:46,160 it's just very confusing. 885 00:18:49,069 --> 00:18:51,160 - Why are you smiling? 886 00:18:49,069 --> 00:18:51,160 [laughs] 887 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:53,059 - I don't know. 888 00:18:53,069 --> 00:18:55,160 I--watching you with 889 00:18:53,069 --> 00:18:55,160 your parents, it was just... 890 00:18:55,170 --> 00:18:58,059 It's like seeing you 891 00:18:55,170 --> 00:18:58,059 on a whole other level. 892 00:18:58,069 --> 00:18:59,039 - [chuckles] 893 00:18:59,039 --> 00:19:01,119 Yeah, I have no memory 894 00:18:59,039 --> 00:19:01,119 of what I said. 895 00:19:01,119 --> 00:19:04,140 - Well, it was pretty amazing. 896 00:19:04,150 --> 00:19:07,029 You really moving back home? 897 00:19:07,039 --> 00:19:09,000 - I don't know. 898 00:19:09,009 --> 00:19:11,119 You think I should? 899 00:19:11,130 --> 00:19:14,160 - No. 900 00:19:11,130 --> 00:19:14,160 - No? 901 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:17,160 - No. 902 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:17,160 I'd miss you. 903 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:19,000 - You would? 904 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,099 - Yes. 905 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,099 I would. 906 00:19:21,109 --> 00:19:23,150 Look, you gotta make 907 00:19:21,109 --> 00:19:23,150 your own decision, 908 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:26,099 and I know we're just talking 909 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:26,099 through screens right now, 910 00:19:26,109 --> 00:19:28,130 but the thought of you moving 911 00:19:26,109 --> 00:19:28,130 to another screen 912 00:19:28,130 --> 00:19:31,109 in a different time zone, 913 00:19:28,130 --> 00:19:31,109 2,500 miles away, 914 00:19:31,119 --> 00:19:35,089 yeah, you can put me down 915 00:19:31,119 --> 00:19:35,089 for a no on that one. 916 00:19:35,089 --> 00:19:37,119 - Okay. 917 00:19:37,130 --> 00:19:40,049 I'll take it under advisement. 918 00:19:40,049 --> 00:19:41,160 Hey, how did you know? 919 00:19:41,170 --> 00:19:44,009 - Know--I don't know. 920 00:19:41,170 --> 00:19:44,009 Know what? 921 00:19:44,009 --> 00:19:46,160 - That Orlando 922 00:19:44,009 --> 00:19:46,160 was 2,500 miles away? 923 00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:49,049 - Aw, yeah, I just-- 924 00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:49,049 I just guessed. 925 00:19:49,049 --> 00:19:50,069 Why? 926 00:19:49,049 --> 00:19:50,069 Is it? 927 00:19:50,079 --> 00:19:53,049 - Yeah, 2,500 miles. 928 00:19:53,049 --> 00:19:55,130 I looked it up. 929 00:19:55,140 --> 00:19:57,119 Good night, Ben. 930 00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:58,170 - Good night, Annie. 931 00:19:58,170 --> 00:20:02,160 ♪ ♪