1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:17,152 --> 00:00:20,155 -I'm Shawn Ruddy, and I'm a piece of trash. 4 00:00:23,223 --> 00:00:25,727 I'm Shawn Ruddy, the world's biggest wuss. 5 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:28,395 And because I love attention and hate myself, 6 00:00:28,428 --> 00:00:33,200 I'm facing all of my fears one dumb ass challenge at a time. 7 00:00:33,233 --> 00:00:36,270 Help! [Screams] 8 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:38,272 Ah! 9 00:00:39,473 --> 00:00:43,678 Stop! Muchachos! 10 00:00:46,313 --> 00:00:48,282 Hey, douchebags! 11 00:00:49,783 --> 00:00:51,385 (bleep) -What did you say? 12 00:00:51,418 --> 00:00:53,320 -Oh (bleep) (bleep) -Hey! 13 00:00:53,353 --> 00:00:55,088 (bleep) (bleep) 14 00:00:55,122 --> 00:00:56,157 [Screams] 15 00:00:56,190 --> 00:00:58,860 This is "The Wrath of Shawn." 16 00:00:58,893 --> 00:01:01,863 Welcome to "The Wrath of Shawn." Happy Halloween! 17 00:01:01,897 --> 00:01:03,330 [Rumbling] 18 00:01:03,363 --> 00:01:04,698 Ah! 19 00:01:07,202 --> 00:01:08,803 No, no, no! 20 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:13,442 Help! 21 00:01:15,477 --> 00:01:18,178 Ah! 22 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:20,182 Hadouken! 23 00:01:20,215 --> 00:01:23,450 [Triumphant music plays] 24 00:01:23,483 --> 00:01:25,487 [Screams] 25 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:27,522 I'm back! 26 00:01:27,555 --> 00:01:30,258 After six months of eating ramen noodles 27 00:01:30,292 --> 00:01:35,397 with chopped up bits of Vienna sausages, I am monetized again. 28 00:01:35,430 --> 00:01:37,198 [Chimes] 29 00:01:37,232 --> 00:01:38,733 But I don't care about that stuff. 30 00:01:38,767 --> 00:01:40,668 I don't care about money. 31 00:01:40,702 --> 00:01:42,770 I care about you. 32 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:44,838 For seven years now, you have watched me face 33 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:46,807 my fears for your entertainment. 34 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:50,143 And I'm happy to announce I've faced them all. 35 00:01:50,177 --> 00:01:51,512 Not. 36 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:53,648 There is one fear that I haven't yet faced. 37 00:01:53,682 --> 00:01:56,750 Something I fear more than cops. More than sharks. 38 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:59,153 More than playing bingo with the elderly. 39 00:01:59,187 --> 00:02:03,157 I, Shawn Ruddy, and mortally terrified of... 40 00:02:03,190 --> 00:02:04,492 ghosts. 41 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:06,260 -[Screams] 42 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:08,195 -I was raised in a religious home. 43 00:02:08,228 --> 00:02:11,232 I believe in that stuff. I hate that stuff. 44 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:12,533 I haven't seen a horror movie 45 00:02:12,567 --> 00:02:14,268 since the first half of "Ghost Dad." 46 00:02:14,302 --> 00:02:17,238 And that's why I hate myself for what I'm about to say. 47 00:02:17,272 --> 00:02:19,207 For my next livestream event, 48 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:24,412 I will be spending one night alone in a haunted house. 49 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:28,415 If there are ghosts in the house, 50 00:02:28,448 --> 00:02:30,785 it's pretty much a guarantee that I'm going to piss them off. 51 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:33,220 That's why my mom packed me this paranormal kit. 52 00:02:33,253 --> 00:02:37,558 Holy water, a crucifix, salt, garlic, and a silver dagger. 53 00:02:37,592 --> 00:02:40,395 I have come up with one rule that you and the sponsors 54 00:02:40,428 --> 00:02:44,865 can hold me to -- if I see or hear anything unusual, 55 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:47,568 I have to check it out. 56 00:02:47,602 --> 00:02:50,305 If you let me break this rule, I will not get paid. 57 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:52,540 [Slow motion] I will not get paid. 58 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:54,208 [Normal speed] This is on you now, Internet. 59 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:56,577 Tune into my Livvid channel on October 20th, 60 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:58,545 11:00 p.m. Mountain Standard Time 61 00:02:58,578 --> 00:03:02,417 for the biggest comeback event since the first Easter. 62 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:03,818 I'll see you then. 63 00:03:03,852 --> 00:03:05,720 Don't forget to smash that like button, 64 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:08,455 smash that subscribe button, and follow me on Livvid. 65 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:37,418 Welcome to "The wrath of Shawn." 66 00:03:37,452 --> 00:03:40,922 These shirts are available right now in my merch store, 67 00:03:40,955 --> 00:03:42,790 and as always, 68 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:46,527 I've composed a score specifically for this broadcast. 69 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:49,930 I'm calling this one "Shawn Carpenter's Halloween." 70 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:52,700 Available now on iTunes. 71 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:56,837 Okay, this is Shawn Ruddy, 72 00:03:56,870 --> 00:04:00,408 coming to you live from... 73 00:04:00,442 --> 00:04:02,777 Death Manor. 74 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:05,347 I'm doing a dramatic push in, if you can't tell. 75 00:04:05,380 --> 00:04:09,483 This is the most haunted house in the United States. 76 00:04:09,517 --> 00:04:11,285 And by that, I mean the most haunted 77 00:04:11,318 --> 00:04:14,355 but not too famous for me to film in house. 78 00:04:14,388 --> 00:04:17,525 And I'm spending the night there. 79 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:19,593 I've had the nervous poops all week. 80 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:21,628 But no matter what happens to me, 81 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:23,698 I am committed to bringing you 82 00:04:23,732 --> 00:04:26,900 the most cinematic experience in live streaming. 83 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:29,303 I've got my Livvid bracelet right here. 84 00:04:29,337 --> 00:04:32,540 So when I flick my wrist, this will cut back and forth 85 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:35,677 from my selfie camera, my P.O.V. cam. 86 00:04:35,710 --> 00:04:37,912 Okay. 87 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:47,988 Now, this next part is called protecting me from myself. 88 00:04:52,093 --> 00:04:55,730 I need to remove any temptation of an easy exit. 89 00:04:57,698 --> 00:05:00,602 I know me way too well. 90 00:05:01,002 --> 00:05:02,737 [Grunts] 91 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:08,042 I've done a lot of stupid things before, 92 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:11,078 but I've never been completely alone while doing that. 93 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:24,792 If you're just tuning in, 94 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:28,495 I am about to make my approach to Death Manor. 95 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:39,573 Death Manor was built in 1880 by a wealthy Mormon pioneer 96 00:05:39,607 --> 00:05:44,678 for his social outcast daughter, a poet named Mildred Pratt. 97 00:05:44,712 --> 00:05:46,847 Mildred would later commit suicide 98 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,950 and become the first of many deaths in this house. 99 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:52,153 Did her suicide curse the house? 100 00:05:52,187 --> 00:05:56,057 Or was Mildred the victim of an already cursed house? 101 00:05:56,090 --> 00:05:57,458 [Thunder rumbling] 102 00:05:57,492 --> 00:05:59,660 That's not a good sign. 103 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:03,832 This is not going well for me. 104 00:06:03,865 --> 00:06:06,100 I'm not a big fan of these woods. 105 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:10,003 They actually found a body out here a few years ago. 106 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:13,607 The face was completely eaten by rats. 107 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,610 Was it related to the power of this house? 108 00:06:16,643 --> 00:06:18,012 Maybe. 109 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:21,415 Maybe it was also -- [Screams] 110 00:06:21,448 --> 00:06:22,717 A stick man. 111 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:26,120 That is some satanic Wiccan crap. 112 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:29,723 I got to get some eyes out here. 113 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,795 [Beeping] 114 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:42,937 All of these infrared cameras are motion activated 115 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:45,105 and will cut right into the feed automatically. 116 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:48,943 So if anything happens out here, we'll know. 117 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:52,413 [Thunder rumbling] 118 00:06:55,482 --> 00:06:57,585 [Grunts] 119 00:06:57,618 --> 00:06:59,453 Let's see. 120 00:07:03,157 --> 00:07:06,860 Not a big fan of barbed wire or "bobbed" wire, 121 00:07:06,893 --> 00:07:08,628 as my mom calls it. 122 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:10,732 There's got to be another door. 123 00:07:20,808 --> 00:07:22,977 Yeah. This is better. 124 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:31,218 Good thing I've been lifting. 125 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:38,825 Being banned from the Internet has given me 126 00:07:38,858 --> 00:07:40,193 time to work on my self. 127 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:42,663 Ah! 128 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:50,838 [Grunts] 129 00:07:50,872 --> 00:07:52,673 Okay. 130 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:56,177 [Grunts] 131 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:03,650 Spiders! 132 00:08:03,683 --> 00:08:05,152 Ah! 133 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:30,077 Okay. Before I change my mind... 134 00:08:37,083 --> 00:08:41,188 This is also called protecting me from myself. 135 00:08:41,222 --> 00:08:43,023 What is that, a vent? 136 00:08:49,030 --> 00:08:52,800 After Mildred's death, 11 more people died in this house 137 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:56,003 before it was finally boarded up in 1956. 138 00:08:56,037 --> 00:08:58,038 That's -- [Screams] Shit! Shoot! 139 00:08:58,072 --> 00:09:01,108 I meant shoot. Please don't monetize me, Livvid. 140 00:09:01,142 --> 00:09:03,043 This is an intense situation. 141 00:09:03,077 --> 00:09:04,878 I think there should be a strike system, 142 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:08,848 like three strikes or something, starting on the next one. 143 00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:13,720 Holy F. 144 00:09:13,753 --> 00:09:17,325 This room smells like my A.H. 145 00:09:17,358 --> 00:09:19,160 "Help me." 146 00:09:19,193 --> 00:09:22,262 It's just paint. It's just paint. 147 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:25,667 [Panting] Is anyone else creeped out by this? 148 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,170 "I'm an atheist. I don't believe in ghosts." 149 00:09:29,203 --> 00:09:32,307 Oh, good for you, Kimbucha. 150 00:09:32,340 --> 00:09:34,142 "Haunted houses are overdone." 151 00:09:34,175 --> 00:09:35,877 How can haunted houses be overdone? 152 00:09:35,910 --> 00:09:38,378 I've never done one before. 153 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:41,782 Kiguy5 -- "Did kids call you crater face in high school?" 154 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:45,285 No, because in high school it was still acne. 155 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:48,888 Your nuts. Yeah. What about him? [Laughs] 156 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,827 What is that? 157 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:56,830 Oh, gross! Oh, gross! 158 00:09:56,863 --> 00:09:58,265 That's disgusting. 159 00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:00,267 Alright, Shawn, 10 minutes in, 160 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:03,270 you've already got swearing and drugs. 161 00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:22,823 Is that a well bucket? 162 00:10:22,857 --> 00:10:24,892 I feel like I'm in "The Ring." 163 00:10:28,262 --> 00:10:30,263 Here it is. 164 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,867 Mildred's old kitchen. 165 00:10:35,970 --> 00:10:39,107 That means that's the room. 166 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,977 Okay. 167 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:46,947 Judas Priest! Look at that thing. 168 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,183 Looks like it could fillet someone. 169 00:10:49,217 --> 00:10:51,685 Okay. 170 00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:54,020 Tonight, we're going to be monitoring three rooms, 171 00:10:54,053 --> 00:10:58,092 all of which have actual documented paranormal activity. 172 00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:01,762 The first room, the master bedroom. 173 00:11:04,365 --> 00:11:07,033 Ahh. 174 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,670 We got to get a camera up in here, too. 175 00:11:11,305 --> 00:11:15,108 Internet, say a prayer this chair doesn't break. 176 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,085 Is that gonna hold? 177 00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:27,387 Pro tip -- always carry duct tape. 178 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:31,725 You can literally fix 90% of life's problems with duct tape. 179 00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:34,095 I made a wallet of duct tape in eighth grade. 180 00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:35,930 I'm still proud of it. 181 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,467 Master. 182 00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:46,307 Okay, this room has two separate reports of the same ghost 183 00:11:46,340 --> 00:11:48,808 who I like to call Corner Man. 184 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,978 This is the first account. 185 00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:56,183 In 1910, a man named Max Loland wrote about a reoccurring dream 186 00:11:56,217 --> 00:11:58,485 he had while sleeping in this room. 187 00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:01,822 "In my dreams, I wake up and see a very tall man 188 00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,757 in the north corner of my room. 189 00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:06,827 I can't see his face, but I know he's watching me. 190 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:09,130 And he always whispers the same thing -- 191 00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:11,832 the pond water still. 192 00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:17,538 One year later, Max Loland died in his sleep. 193 00:12:17,572 --> 00:12:20,440 In this room. 194 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:23,343 Probably in this nasty bed. 195 00:12:24,212 --> 00:12:26,147 North corner. 196 00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:30,317 Okay, prepare yourself. This is really disturbing. 197 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:34,322 "In 1995, a team of paranormal investigators 198 00:12:34,355 --> 00:12:39,125 came into this room and took this picture. 199 00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:42,128 They were standing right here. 200 00:12:50,872 --> 00:12:52,372 [Thud] 201 00:12:54,242 --> 00:12:56,777 I don't think I can be in here anymore. 202 00:13:01,582 --> 00:13:03,850 I hope you all appreciate the public service 203 00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:05,118 I'm doing by being here. 204 00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:09,257 LilyKing98 -- "Shawn, please do the right thing 205 00:13:09,290 --> 00:13:11,392 and help the spirits of this house find rest." 206 00:13:11,425 --> 00:13:15,828 Hell, no! I'm not an exorcist, LilyKing98. 207 00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:18,465 Oyaboyo -- "Are you still with what's her name?" 208 00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,400 No, shh! We're here. 209 00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:25,572 That's where it happened. 210 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:29,008 Mildred hung herself right at the top of these stairs. 211 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:36,850 [Eerie music plays] 212 00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,888 From all accounts I could dig up, 213 00:13:40,922 --> 00:13:44,392 Mildred's small town community wasn't a big fan of, quote, 214 00:13:44,425 --> 00:13:47,293 "odd duck Mildred and her weird poems." 215 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,995 So her dad built her this big house. 216 00:13:49,028 --> 00:13:50,230 I don't know why. 217 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,498 My guess is he thought it might attract 218 00:13:51,532 --> 00:13:53,533 a husband for her. 219 00:13:57,203 --> 00:14:00,440 But no one wanted her it seems. 220 00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:03,610 As creepy as the Corner Man stuff is, 221 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:06,047 it's the second floor that's the real 222 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:08,548 paranormal G-spot in this house. 223 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,452 Okay. 224 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:20,460 The nursery. 225 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,897 From what I found in my research, five children 226 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,130 have died in this room. 227 00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:29,002 Two babies and three kids. 228 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:31,505 [Door creaks] 229 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:36,177 Oh. I've always hated creepy kid movies. 230 00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:38,678 What if Haley Joel Osment was just sitting here? 231 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,680 As an adult. 232 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,083 Oh, that's worse. 233 00:14:43,117 --> 00:14:45,452 Look at that window. 234 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,622 Why isn't this one boarded up? 235 00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:54,528 You think something escaped? 236 00:14:57,530 --> 00:15:01,502 Okay, now, for the ghost evidence of this room. 237 00:15:01,535 --> 00:15:04,438 I'm going to play this messed up video from some ghost hunters 238 00:15:04,472 --> 00:15:07,307 in the '90s while I set up the room cam. 239 00:15:11,412 --> 00:15:13,347 -I don't want to go back in there, Dad. 240 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:16,050 -Just a little longer, just to help us out. 241 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,450 -No. 242 00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:20,120 -Well, we can get ice cream after. 243 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:21,422 Jessica! 244 00:15:21,455 --> 00:15:24,257 They told me it's not my room. 245 00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:26,527 -Who told you that? 246 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,233 Pretty creepy, right? 247 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:37,370 That girl totally saw something in this room. 248 00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:40,373 Also, I just want to say, I do not condone 249 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:43,443 the use of a child in paranormal research. 250 00:15:43,477 --> 00:15:47,213 I've never used children before in my stunts. 251 00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,383 Despite what people say, there are further depths 252 00:15:49,417 --> 00:15:51,518 that I could sink to. 253 00:15:51,552 --> 00:15:54,522 Okay. Last room. 254 00:15:54,555 --> 00:15:57,357 This is the room I've been dreading the most. 255 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:03,263 The bathroom. 256 00:16:03,297 --> 00:16:04,398 [Gasps] 257 00:16:04,432 --> 00:16:06,433 A mirror! 258 00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:08,468 Bloody Mary. 259 00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:12,372 The last death that I could find happened 260 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:15,642 in this bathtub in 1955. 261 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,447 Ohhhh. 262 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,148 Ah! 263 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,017 I would never. 264 00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:30,523 I'm about to play an EVP recorded in this room in 2002. 265 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:33,427 For those of you unfamiliar with EVPs, 266 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:37,563 EVP stands for Electronic Voice Phenomenon. 267 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,667 The idea is that recordings may be able to 268 00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:41,535 pick up communications from the dead 269 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,203 that we otherwise can't hear. 270 00:16:43,237 --> 00:16:45,372 I'll show you. Listen to this. 271 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:49,042 -We've got Jay. He's going to man the recorder. 272 00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:51,512 He's been feeling really sick. 273 00:16:51,545 --> 00:16:54,782 -Yeah, I just -- I don't. I don't like it here. 274 00:16:54,815 --> 00:16:58,318 The second we walked in, I just -- I don't like it. 275 00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:03,157 Yeah, I just -- I don't know. I don't like it here. 276 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:07,360 The second we walked in, I just -- I don't like it. 277 00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:09,062 I don't like it. 278 00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:12,732 I don't like it. I don't like it. 279 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,200 -Did you guys hear that? 280 00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:17,103 The ghost said "mama" and "pond water." 281 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:19,072 It's just like that guy's journal. 282 00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:21,542 Corner Ghost said the pond water is still. 283 00:17:23,577 --> 00:17:26,580 It was totally pond water! 284 00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:29,617 Okay, fine. Maybe it was "bond mother." 285 00:17:29,650 --> 00:17:33,320 Either way, there's a presence still in this bath. 286 00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:34,722 Why is it still here? 287 00:17:34,755 --> 00:17:38,825 Well, that brings us back to our story of pathetic, 288 00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:41,695 lonely Mildred and her sad poems. 289 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,430 Mildred lived here for eight years in this house, 290 00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,633 writing poems about the romantic love 291 00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:48,302 she didn't have. 292 00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:51,272 A tortured artist, you could say. 293 00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:56,410 But she was finally hit with a stroke of luck 294 00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:58,412 when a handsome, wealthy publisher 295 00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:00,547 from the East Coast named Lars Jorgensen 296 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,548 passed through her small town. 297 00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:08,888 They fell in love, and for two years, 298 00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:12,325 they wrote each other love letters almost every day. 299 00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:14,762 Want to know what happens next? 300 00:18:14,795 --> 00:18:16,763 You're going to have to stay tuned. 301 00:18:16,797 --> 00:18:18,765 [Laughs] 302 00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:25,538 All right. For whatever reason, 303 00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:29,877 this room hasn't had any reports of paranormal activity. 304 00:18:31,912 --> 00:18:36,583 Which is why I'm calling this the safe room 305 00:18:36,617 --> 00:18:39,385 and setting up my home base. 306 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:46,927 This room is now "Wrath of Shawn" headquarters. 307 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,630 [Screams] A closet! 308 00:18:49,663 --> 00:18:51,898 Oh, no. Ghosts love closets. 309 00:18:51,932 --> 00:18:54,333 I have to check. 310 00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,675 Okay. We're clear. 311 00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,443 [Gasps] What is that? 312 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,613 What is this?! 313 00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:07,780 I do not like this! 314 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,550 If something happens to me tonight, 315 00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:12,852 I guarantee it'll be because of this thing. 316 00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:15,755 Okay, let's get some proper light in here, shall we? 317 00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,657 I think I deserve that. 318 00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,463 If you're just tuning in, 319 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:29,903 I have just finished my setup of the house. 320 00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:40,547 Ah. 321 00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:50,790 Ahh. 322 00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:53,327 I better just go halfsies on this thing. 323 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,762 I'm not as young as I used to be. 324 00:19:54,795 --> 00:19:56,397 No offense, Thunder. 325 00:19:56,430 --> 00:19:59,600 I mean, I know it says 100% natural ingredients, 326 00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:01,000 so I'm sure it's good for you. 327 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,535 If you're 18. 328 00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:04,638 SleeplessInSerbia -- for the love of God, 329 00:20:04,672 --> 00:20:06,307 tell us what happened to Mildred. 330 00:20:06,340 --> 00:20:09,977 No, I got to keep you guys watching all night. 331 00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:11,878 TatumTot -- provoke the spirits. 332 00:20:11,912 --> 00:20:16,350 I am provoking them. By being here. 333 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,285 Seriously I'm out? No, no, no, no, no. 334 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:19,620 Wait, wait, wait, don't go, don't go. 335 00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,355 I'll provoke. 336 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,923 And yes, I did make a wheel of stupid things for this. 337 00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:26,993 Let me get it. 338 00:20:27,027 --> 00:20:31,263 Right. See? All right, I'll spin. 339 00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:33,733 Oh, seance? Come on. 340 00:20:33,767 --> 00:20:36,570 Okay, but I get to choose the room. 341 00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,905 We're going to do things my way. All right? 342 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:45,312 Okay, back to the shocking conclusion 343 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:46,947 of the Mildred saga. 344 00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:49,548 After writing each other letters for two years, 345 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:53,053 Lars asked Mildred to marry him and move to Boston. 346 00:20:53,087 --> 00:20:54,688 She was finally about to leave 347 00:20:54,722 --> 00:20:57,590 what she called "this stinky little town." 348 00:20:57,623 --> 00:21:00,360 But just two days before she was supposed to move, 349 00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:02,997 Lars unexpectedly died. 350 00:21:03,030 --> 00:21:06,667 She hung herself the next day at the end of this hall. 351 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:17,510 And legend has it that everyone who died after her 352 00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:19,445 is still in this house. 353 00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:21,848 Why? 354 00:21:21,882 --> 00:21:25,485 Because Mildred is collecting souls to create the family 355 00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:27,820 she could never have in life. 356 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,358 [Click, music stops] 357 00:21:31,392 --> 00:21:34,027 [Thunder rumbles] 358 00:21:56,650 --> 00:21:58,952 Oh, no way! 359 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:01,655 Oh, this is too perfect! 360 00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:04,825 Oh, somebody look this up and find a year on this thing. 361 00:22:04,858 --> 00:22:07,027 And the going price on eBay. 362 00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:08,628 [Laughs] 363 00:22:08,662 --> 00:22:12,798 Should I be offended that clowns wear whiteface? 364 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:15,635 I'm always out of touch with the rules on these things. 365 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,603 [Clears throat] 366 00:22:21,407 --> 00:22:24,410 Spirit from another time, 367 00:22:24,443 --> 00:22:26,747 I touch something 368 00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:28,782 that was once thine. 369 00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:31,952 Come to me. I summoned thee. 370 00:22:31,985 --> 00:22:33,853 [Creaking] 371 00:22:41,662 --> 00:22:46,633 Red rover, red rover, send dead babies right over. 372 00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:50,137 [Creaking] 373 00:22:50,170 --> 00:22:51,905 Geez. 374 00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:53,840 I'm not sure how you're supposed to tell the difference 375 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:56,175 between old house sounds and ghost sounds. 376 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,443 Ghosts have a really -- 377 00:22:57,477 --> 00:22:59,078 [Loud thud, gasps] 378 00:22:59,112 --> 00:23:02,082 [Screaming] 379 00:23:05,152 --> 00:23:07,820 Did you guys hear that? It's -- aah! 380 00:23:07,853 --> 00:23:10,090 It's coming after me. 381 00:23:12,758 --> 00:23:15,728 That was not a house sound. That was a thump! 382 00:23:15,762 --> 00:23:17,863 What kind of a house goes thump? 383 00:23:19,698 --> 00:23:21,535 Here's the thing. 384 00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:24,872 I was too scared to say it back there, but... 385 00:23:24,905 --> 00:23:28,575 I felt something, like -- like a vibration in my chest. 386 00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:30,977 Like -- it felt like. 387 00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:33,680 [Gasping] 388 00:23:33,713 --> 00:23:35,115 You believed me. 389 00:23:35,148 --> 00:23:37,017 I'm thinking about producing a film starring me. 390 00:23:37,050 --> 00:23:38,818 You know, I actually think I'm good enough. 391 00:23:38,852 --> 00:23:41,488 I'm going to call it "The Excor-Shawnce" 392 00:23:41,522 --> 00:23:43,122 or "Shawn-corcist." 393 00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:45,525 Speaking of cysts, I used to date this girl 394 00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:47,127 that had a cyst in her forearm. 395 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:50,163 I mean, it wasn't huge, but it still gave me the heebies. 396 00:23:50,197 --> 00:23:52,898 Now my memories have exaggerated over time. 397 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,667 So every time I think about her, 398 00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:57,537 I imagine this Popeye arm looking girl. 399 00:23:57,570 --> 00:24:00,173 Makes me want to throw up. 400 00:24:00,207 --> 00:24:02,975 [Gasps] We should look her up! 401 00:24:03,008 --> 00:24:05,512 How freaky would it be if we did an episode 402 00:24:05,545 --> 00:24:07,080 where we drain her cyst? 403 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:08,982 You gag, you lose challenge. 404 00:24:09,015 --> 00:24:10,017 [Shudders] 405 00:24:10,050 --> 00:24:11,017 [Unzips] 406 00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:13,520 Can't even think about it. 407 00:24:13,553 --> 00:24:16,188 [Urinating] 408 00:24:17,057 --> 00:24:20,593 [Humming] 409 00:24:26,065 --> 00:24:28,668 ♪ Bom bom bom bom bom bom ♪ 410 00:24:28,702 --> 00:24:34,640 ♪ Bom bom bom ♪ 411 00:24:34,673 --> 00:24:36,175 ♪ Bom bom! ♪ 412 00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:39,178 ♪ Bom bom bom bom bom bom ♪ 413 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:51,725 Oh, come on. That doesn't even look real. 414 00:24:51,758 --> 00:24:54,527 I'm not falling for this Photoshop hack job. 415 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:57,997 I've been using Photoshop since eighth grade. 416 00:24:58,030 --> 00:25:00,100 Okay. All right, I'll play. 417 00:25:00,133 --> 00:25:03,135 Let's pull up that part of the time code. 418 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:05,072 Let's go there. 419 00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:26,893 [Panting] 420 00:25:33,165 --> 00:25:37,070 That was real. That was real. 421 00:25:37,103 --> 00:25:39,705 What do we do? 422 00:25:39,738 --> 00:25:43,243 I'm not going back out there. That was right outside the door. 423 00:25:44,610 --> 00:25:47,813 Screw the rules. That wasn't a ghost sound. 424 00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:49,950 That was a literal, actual thing. 425 00:25:49,983 --> 00:25:52,952 Like a demon or Slenderman or something. 426 00:25:52,985 --> 00:25:56,588 You all saw it. It had freaking legs! 427 00:25:56,622 --> 00:25:59,125 Damn it. 428 00:25:59,158 --> 00:26:01,628 Stop. Stop. I'm not losing my sponsors again. 429 00:26:01,662 --> 00:26:03,897 Just -- Just let me think. 430 00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:11,705 Okay, so -- so technically, I just have to go to that spot 431 00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:13,607 and I could run right back, right? 432 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,908 I just need to walk to the end of the hallway 433 00:26:15,942 --> 00:26:17,310 and come right back. 434 00:26:17,343 --> 00:26:19,245 There and back again. 435 00:26:19,278 --> 00:26:22,048 Like "A Hobbit's Tale." Okay, I can do this. 436 00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:23,817 I can do this. Oh, shit, I can't do it! 437 00:26:23,850 --> 00:26:26,753 Come on, Shawn, you can. The sponsors. 438 00:26:39,032 --> 00:26:40,900 Okay. 439 00:26:46,807 --> 00:26:48,775 All right. 440 00:26:57,350 --> 00:26:59,987 All right, here I go. Watch me soar. 441 00:27:04,223 --> 00:27:06,392 Okay, I'm going, but I need some support. 442 00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:10,930 Like, can you send me pictures of cute things like baby pandas 443 00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:13,132 or dogs wearing clothes and shit. 444 00:27:13,165 --> 00:27:15,068 Shoot. Strike. 445 00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:32,052 Did I leave that open? 446 00:27:33,987 --> 00:27:35,288 [Gasps] 447 00:27:38,257 --> 00:27:41,393 Come on, Shawn. You can do this. 448 00:27:47,433 --> 00:27:48,935 [Gasps] What was that? 449 00:27:48,968 --> 00:27:49,935 [Thud] 450 00:27:49,968 --> 00:27:52,905 [Gasps] 451 00:27:52,938 --> 00:27:55,675 [Footsteps running] 452 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,845 [Door creaking, gasps] 453 00:27:58,878 --> 00:28:00,480 [Screams] 454 00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:03,115 It's real! It's real! It's real! 455 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:11,057 What do you want from me?! 456 00:28:11,090 --> 00:28:13,893 [Panting] 457 00:28:14,793 --> 00:28:18,097 [Loud thud] 458 00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:20,967 [Screams] 459 00:28:25,272 --> 00:28:28,107 -Oh, my God! 460 00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:29,775 Oh, my God. 461 00:28:29,808 --> 00:28:32,445 Shawn! I love you so much. 462 00:28:32,478 --> 00:28:34,347 I can't believe it's you! 463 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:36,148 I'm obsessed with watching you. 464 00:28:36,182 --> 00:28:38,183 I mean, watching your channel. 465 00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:41,220 -How did you find me? You're not supposed to be here. 466 00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:43,155 Oh, it's so good to see a human. 467 00:28:43,188 --> 00:28:45,090 -Can I stay? -Yes, please. 468 00:28:45,123 --> 00:28:46,860 No! 469 00:28:46,893 --> 00:28:49,162 Oh, please don't leave me. 470 00:28:49,195 --> 00:28:51,430 Who are you? -I'm Chrissy. 471 00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:54,233 You've probably seen, like, a bazillion comments from me. 472 00:28:54,267 --> 00:28:57,270 I'm QuizCat94. 473 00:28:57,303 --> 00:28:59,538 -Holy crap. Can I just sit down for a second 474 00:28:59,572 --> 00:29:00,973 and process all of this? 475 00:29:01,007 --> 00:29:03,142 -Of course. 476 00:29:10,015 --> 00:29:11,985 Oh, I'm fine. 477 00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:16,355 -How did you even figure out where this place is? 478 00:29:16,388 --> 00:29:18,825 -Oh, it wasn't hard. I just pieced things together. 479 00:29:18,858 --> 00:29:20,560 You accidently gave it away when you were said -- 480 00:29:20,593 --> 00:29:22,195 -Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop, stop. 481 00:29:22,228 --> 00:29:24,163 I don't want any more surprise visitors tonight. 482 00:29:24,197 --> 00:29:26,432 So you drove out to the middle of nowhere 483 00:29:26,465 --> 00:29:28,835 and then an hour down a sketchy dirt road 484 00:29:28,868 --> 00:29:32,838 in the middle of the night all by yourself just to... 485 00:29:32,872 --> 00:29:34,807 -I just wanted to say hi in person. 486 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:36,342 Also, I can help with the ghost hunting. 487 00:29:36,375 --> 00:29:38,177 I'm really good at stuff like that. 488 00:29:38,210 --> 00:29:40,380 -Well, obviously I don't need help ghost hunting. 489 00:29:40,413 --> 00:29:43,348 I'm pretty good at drawing them out all by myself apparently. 490 00:29:43,382 --> 00:29:45,452 I'm like a frickin' salt lick for ghosts. 491 00:29:45,485 --> 00:29:46,953 -Wait, are you leaving? -Huh? 492 00:29:46,987 --> 00:29:49,088 I think I'm just going to leave my cameras. 493 00:29:49,122 --> 00:29:50,357 -Why? I thought you needed the money. 494 00:29:50,390 --> 00:29:52,558 -You can't pay me enough to stay here. 495 00:29:52,592 --> 00:29:54,860 -Even with the record amount of views. 496 00:29:56,428 --> 00:29:59,498 -Serious? 497 00:29:59,532 --> 00:30:01,333 Oh. 498 00:30:05,872 --> 00:30:09,208 Holy crap! 499 00:30:09,242 --> 00:30:11,310 -See, Shawn. They want us to stay. 500 00:30:11,343 --> 00:30:13,913 -Chrissy, not trying to be an A-hole or anything, 501 00:30:13,947 --> 00:30:16,415 but they don't want us to stay, they want me to stay. 502 00:30:16,448 --> 00:30:20,520 The whole premise here is that I'm alone in a haunted house. 503 00:30:20,553 --> 00:30:23,222 Seriously? You want her to stay? Okay. 504 00:30:23,255 --> 00:30:27,093 All right. I'll make a poll. Should she stay? 505 00:30:29,628 --> 00:30:31,297 You seriously want her to stay? 506 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:34,033 It's not going to be as scary with two people here. 507 00:30:35,668 --> 00:30:38,503 -Shawn, are we staying? 508 00:30:38,537 --> 00:30:42,975 -The engagement is really high with you here. 509 00:30:43,008 --> 00:30:44,377 Oh, this is so stupid. 510 00:30:44,410 --> 00:30:47,180 All right, let me think about this. 511 00:30:47,213 --> 00:30:49,215 Okay. We'll stay. 512 00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:51,050 -Yes! [Laughs] Yes! 513 00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:52,652 -Hey, sponsors, I just want to say, 514 00:30:52,685 --> 00:30:55,187 I know this is technically outside of our agreement, 515 00:30:55,220 --> 00:30:56,923 but you saw that I didn't do this. 516 00:30:56,957 --> 00:30:58,257 She came on her own. Okay? 517 00:30:58,290 --> 00:31:00,993 -He's telling the truth. I have never met him. 518 00:31:01,027 --> 00:31:02,928 -Okay. 519 00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:05,365 We've got a ghost to investigate. 520 00:31:09,635 --> 00:31:11,403 Here. Take this. 521 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:16,875 -It's Chrissy. 522 00:31:18,010 --> 00:31:19,945 -All right. 523 00:31:25,318 --> 00:31:28,187 All right, let's hurry before I think it through. 524 00:31:33,458 --> 00:31:36,328 I can't believe I'm coming out here again. 525 00:31:44,137 --> 00:31:46,438 Hey, turn around. Look that way. 526 00:31:46,472 --> 00:31:49,208 Turn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Walk backwards like that. 527 00:31:51,443 --> 00:31:55,047 I got eyes in the back of my head now. 528 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,117 -I think we should go to the master bedroom. 529 00:31:58,150 --> 00:31:59,718 -No, I don't want to go down there. 530 00:31:59,752 --> 00:32:02,322 -That's where Corner Man lives. Isn't that who you saw? 531 00:32:02,355 --> 00:32:04,557 -Okay, fine. We'll go to his room. 532 00:32:05,525 --> 00:32:09,095 [Thunder rumbling] 533 00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:13,065 -Do I still need to walk backwards? 534 00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:14,733 -Yes, but look up so we can actually see. 535 00:32:14,767 --> 00:32:16,702 -Okay. 536 00:32:16,735 --> 00:32:18,403 -Better. 537 00:32:18,772 --> 00:32:21,107 -Hey, Shawn. 538 00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:22,975 I think people would really like it 539 00:32:23,008 --> 00:32:25,645 if you acted a little more excited about this. 540 00:32:25,678 --> 00:32:27,580 -Are you fan-splaining to me right now? 541 00:32:27,613 --> 00:32:30,148 I know what I'm doing. 542 00:32:30,783 --> 00:32:34,153 There it is. That's his room. 543 00:32:34,187 --> 00:32:36,655 Some people legit died in there. 544 00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:41,427 Chrissy! 545 00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:44,463 Seriously? 546 00:32:44,497 --> 00:32:46,265 Chrissy! 547 00:32:48,567 --> 00:32:50,470 Chrissy, what the hell are you doing? 548 00:32:50,503 --> 00:32:52,538 -[Laughs] -I'm serious! 549 00:32:52,572 --> 00:32:54,740 You scared me. What are you doing? 550 00:32:54,773 --> 00:32:58,077 -Sorry. Just hunting for ghosts. 551 00:32:58,110 --> 00:32:59,312 -Okay. Well, new rule. 552 00:32:59,345 --> 00:33:03,182 We're not going to split up, ever. Okay? 553 00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:11,457 Okay. Everything seems calm in there right now. 554 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,103 Hey, to go over there. That's his space. 555 00:33:24,137 --> 00:33:26,205 You're disrespecting it. 556 00:33:33,078 --> 00:33:36,148 -[Screams] -[Screams] 557 00:33:36,182 --> 00:33:39,052 -[Panting] I heard something. 558 00:33:39,085 --> 00:33:40,553 -I'm gonna kill her. 559 00:33:40,587 --> 00:33:44,490 Before this night is over, I'm gonna kill Christy. 560 00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:46,392 What is it? 561 00:33:47,827 --> 00:33:50,262 I'm good at checking out closets. 562 00:33:56,235 --> 00:33:58,337 This sounds like mice. 563 00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:02,308 Whoa! 564 00:34:02,342 --> 00:34:04,710 That goes way back there. 565 00:34:13,252 --> 00:34:15,588 [Gasps] Stairs! 566 00:34:17,457 --> 00:34:18,792 -Let me see. 567 00:34:18,825 --> 00:34:22,595 A secret room. Let's go down there. 568 00:34:23,162 --> 00:34:25,163 -That would be so stupid. 569 00:34:31,770 --> 00:34:34,273 Why do you think they covered this up? 570 00:34:34,307 --> 00:34:35,675 -Maybe they thought -- -Shh! 571 00:34:35,708 --> 00:34:40,245 Oh, smells like a dead feet in here. 572 00:34:43,715 --> 00:34:46,452 This looks like an old cellar. 573 00:34:48,387 --> 00:34:50,457 -[Gasps] Shawn! 574 00:34:52,157 --> 00:34:54,193 -Oh, wow. 575 00:35:05,203 --> 00:35:06,672 What is that? 576 00:35:06,705 --> 00:35:10,442 It's locked. There's probably money in here. 577 00:35:12,845 --> 00:35:15,313 Do you think some of this is Mildred's stuff? 578 00:35:15,347 --> 00:35:16,582 -I don't know. 579 00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:22,422 What's that? 580 00:35:24,357 --> 00:35:26,558 What is this? 581 00:35:26,592 --> 00:35:28,760 Mildred Pratt? [Gasps] 582 00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:30,730 This must be her journal! 583 00:35:30,763 --> 00:35:34,533 Are we about to uncover the secret of this house? 584 00:35:36,235 --> 00:35:39,572 "The dianthus are blooming. The birds are cooing. 585 00:35:39,605 --> 00:35:43,442 Your visage is in the sunlit canopies." 586 00:35:43,475 --> 00:35:45,678 Oh, never mind. These are just poems. 587 00:35:45,712 --> 00:35:47,347 -That's so cool. Read another one. 588 00:35:47,380 --> 00:35:49,348 -They don't even rhyme. 589 00:35:49,382 --> 00:35:50,717 -What? Let me see. 590 00:35:50,750 --> 00:35:52,585 -What is that? 591 00:35:52,618 --> 00:35:53,818 What is that?! 592 00:35:53,852 --> 00:35:56,755 That is a dead animal! 593 00:35:56,788 --> 00:35:58,623 -[Screams] -That is a dead, 594 00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:00,760 mummified animal! 595 00:36:00,793 --> 00:36:02,495 -No! 596 00:36:05,865 --> 00:36:09,868 -A secret room with Mildred's stuff. 597 00:36:09,902 --> 00:36:11,803 [Laughs] 598 00:36:13,538 --> 00:36:17,443 Do the wheel, please. Yes. Yes. Let's do the wheel! 599 00:36:17,477 --> 00:36:20,178 I'm actually excited this time. Let's do it. 600 00:36:26,552 --> 00:36:28,955 Here, Chrissy. You can spin it. 601 00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:33,325 It's on the line. Spin again. 602 00:36:33,358 --> 00:36:35,995 -No, Shawn. It's not an accident. 603 00:36:36,028 --> 00:36:38,763 Something wants us to do both. 604 00:36:45,037 --> 00:36:46,938 -Spirit board. 605 00:36:51,377 --> 00:36:53,578 AVP reporter. 606 00:36:53,612 --> 00:36:54,813 -Candles? 607 00:36:54,847 --> 00:36:56,715 -I don't have candles. 608 00:36:56,748 --> 00:36:58,783 I have these. 609 00:37:04,823 --> 00:37:07,927 -To start, I'll need you to read the poems out loud. 610 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,528 -No, they're boring. 611 00:37:09,562 --> 00:37:12,565 -They're not boring. -Chrissy, this is my show. 612 00:37:12,598 --> 00:37:14,733 Put one of your hands on this book. 613 00:37:18,870 --> 00:37:21,640 Spirits of this house. 614 00:37:21,673 --> 00:37:23,942 We want to talk to the child spirits of this house. 615 00:37:23,975 --> 00:37:27,045 Not to slendery thing. Please. 616 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:29,648 I'm now turning the floor over to Chrissy. 617 00:37:29,682 --> 00:37:31,450 You got this. 618 00:37:33,952 --> 00:37:36,655 -How are you, my spiritual children? 619 00:37:38,390 --> 00:37:40,425 -Listen. 620 00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:51,003 Were any of you killed by the spirit named Mildred? 621 00:37:55,842 --> 00:37:59,878 -Shawn, I know a chant that always works. 622 00:37:59,912 --> 00:38:01,713 Repeat after me. 623 00:38:01,747 --> 00:38:04,817 -[Speaking Latin] 624 00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:06,852 -No, I don't say weird things I don't understand. 625 00:38:06,885 --> 00:38:08,853 -Okay, I don't know, like, the literal translation. 626 00:38:08,887 --> 00:38:11,490 But basically it's an offering of peace to those 627 00:38:11,523 --> 00:38:12,725 who may not be at peace. 628 00:38:12,758 --> 00:38:14,993 Like, maybe the spirit wasn't satisfied. 629 00:38:15,027 --> 00:38:17,730 Like, maybe they wanted more out of life. 630 00:38:17,763 --> 00:38:19,098 -Okay. Fine. 631 00:38:19,132 --> 00:38:21,500 -Okay. Repeat after me. 632 00:38:21,533 --> 00:38:31,743 -[Speaking Latin] -[Repeating in Latin] 633 00:38:31,777 --> 00:38:34,480 [Loud thud] 634 00:38:34,513 --> 00:38:36,315 -What was that? 635 00:38:39,918 --> 00:38:42,020 The motion sensors must have picked up something 636 00:38:42,053 --> 00:38:43,822 in the bathroom. 637 00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:47,727 -Let's go check it out. -No! 638 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,062 -You have to check out the paranormal activity, Shawn. 639 00:38:50,095 --> 00:38:51,530 You made up the rules. 640 00:38:51,563 --> 00:38:52,865 -That's what we're doing right now. 641 00:38:52,898 --> 00:38:54,567 We're checking out the ghost in this room. 642 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,602 If there's another ghost when we're checking out a ghost, 643 00:38:56,635 --> 00:38:59,472 it gets canceled out. 644 00:38:59,505 --> 00:39:01,573 -"Chrissy's braver than you." Stop it. 645 00:39:01,607 --> 00:39:02,942 She's not braver than me. 646 00:39:02,975 --> 00:39:05,077 She's just trying to get out of our board game 647 00:39:05,110 --> 00:39:08,013 because she's obviously losing. 648 00:39:08,047 --> 00:39:09,515 -"Your rules, Shawn." 649 00:39:09,548 --> 00:39:11,383 Oh, give me a freaking break, guys. 650 00:39:11,417 --> 00:39:13,585 I thought you were Wrathies. 651 00:39:13,618 --> 00:39:15,153 [Whispering indistinctly] 652 00:39:15,187 --> 00:39:19,792 Okay, just give me a minute to think about this. 653 00:39:25,497 --> 00:39:26,998 -Don't worry, Shawn. 654 00:39:27,032 --> 00:39:31,137 I have a feeling that soon you won't be afraid anymore. 655 00:39:31,170 --> 00:39:33,538 -Thank you for that. 656 00:39:33,572 --> 00:39:36,542 What if Chrissy goes? 657 00:39:36,575 --> 00:39:38,810 -Sure. I guess. 658 00:39:38,843 --> 00:39:41,680 But you said we shouldn't separate ever. 659 00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:43,882 -But then I realized we should. 660 00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:47,152 Guys, guys, whoa, whoa. 661 00:39:47,185 --> 00:39:49,988 I'm not making her go check it out by herself. 662 00:39:50,022 --> 00:39:52,592 She's a strong, independent woman, 663 00:39:52,625 --> 00:39:55,627 and she's choosing to go alone, right? 664 00:39:57,997 --> 00:40:00,165 It's actually better this way because I can look at 665 00:40:00,198 --> 00:40:03,068 the monitors and let you know if something's happening. 666 00:40:04,737 --> 00:40:07,072 [Eerie music playing] 667 00:40:12,712 --> 00:40:13,978 [Gasps] 668 00:40:14,012 --> 00:40:15,647 [Music stops] 669 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:17,583 What was that? 670 00:40:22,622 --> 00:40:24,590 Did that just move? 671 00:40:27,492 --> 00:40:29,060 Oh, crap. 672 00:40:30,997 --> 00:40:32,732 Chrissy? 673 00:40:32,765 --> 00:40:34,567 [Creaking, thud] 674 00:40:36,602 --> 00:40:38,203 Screw this room. 675 00:40:39,272 --> 00:40:41,940 [Thunder rumbling] 676 00:40:47,178 --> 00:40:48,713 Chrissy? 677 00:40:52,985 --> 00:40:55,120 Chrissy? 678 00:40:57,088 --> 00:40:58,857 Chrissy! 679 00:41:04,530 --> 00:41:06,098 Chrissy! 680 00:41:19,245 --> 00:41:20,778 Chrissy? 681 00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:26,718 -Ah! -[Screams] 682 00:41:26,752 --> 00:41:29,288 Stupid...big little lies. 683 00:41:29,322 --> 00:41:30,688 What the "F" is wrong with you? 684 00:41:30,722 --> 00:41:32,123 -You are so jumpy. 685 00:41:32,157 --> 00:41:34,693 -Because there are literal actual ghost things 686 00:41:34,727 --> 00:41:36,928 happening to me right now, and you're up here 687 00:41:36,962 --> 00:41:39,063 pissing around like you don't care about any of it, 688 00:41:39,097 --> 00:41:40,832 and you're trying to turn my fans against me. 689 00:41:40,865 --> 00:41:43,735 -Shawn, it's just a joke. -No, it's not. 690 00:41:43,768 --> 00:41:45,837 Where did you even go? 691 00:41:45,870 --> 00:41:47,807 -Just hiding. 692 00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:49,975 -Where, Chrissy? You disappear so fast. 693 00:41:50,008 --> 00:41:51,543 How do you even know where to hide? 694 00:41:51,577 --> 00:41:54,247 Have you been here before? 695 00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:56,615 Did you get here before I did? 696 00:41:56,648 --> 00:41:57,950 -No, Shawn. 697 00:41:57,983 --> 00:42:00,618 -Then how did you get in? I locked the door. 698 00:42:00,652 --> 00:42:03,022 -I went through a window. -Bullshit! 699 00:42:03,055 --> 00:42:07,092 You're not a huge fan. You're a crazy stalker freak. 700 00:42:07,125 --> 00:42:09,262 This whole thing has turned into me baby sitting a freak. 701 00:42:09,295 --> 00:42:14,267 Meanwhile, I got 100% legit demons or ghosts after me. 702 00:42:16,635 --> 00:42:18,303 You are officially uninvited. 703 00:42:18,337 --> 00:42:21,773 Now I'm going to go back in the safe room by myself 704 00:42:21,807 --> 00:42:24,843 and Google how to exorcise ghost children. 705 00:42:24,877 --> 00:42:26,612 -I don't think that's a good idea. 706 00:42:26,645 --> 00:42:28,213 -Why not? 707 00:42:29,682 --> 00:42:31,250 [Rumbling] 708 00:42:31,283 --> 00:42:32,985 -[Laughs] 709 00:42:33,018 --> 00:42:34,787 -[Screams] 710 00:42:38,290 --> 00:42:40,758 [Screaming] 711 00:42:40,792 --> 00:42:42,027 [Thud] 712 00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:43,662 [Panting] 713 00:42:48,067 --> 00:42:49,868 Oh, shit. 714 00:42:54,205 --> 00:42:56,008 Oh, shit. 715 00:42:59,412 --> 00:43:01,180 Oh, shit. 716 00:43:04,683 --> 00:43:06,685 Oh, shit. I killed her. 717 00:43:06,718 --> 00:43:08,920 I killed her. 718 00:43:08,953 --> 00:43:11,957 I need the cops. I need the cops. 719 00:43:13,892 --> 00:43:15,293 Help! 720 00:43:15,327 --> 00:43:17,797 There's been an accident! I killed someone! 721 00:43:17,830 --> 00:43:19,398 Somebody call the cops! 722 00:43:19,432 --> 00:43:21,933 I'm at the old Pratt house about 20 miles down 723 00:43:21,967 --> 00:43:23,402 McGreedy Road. 724 00:43:23,435 --> 00:43:26,205 I'm gonna drive into town and turn myself in. 725 00:43:30,875 --> 00:43:33,978 I'm so sorry! It was an accident! 726 00:43:41,018 --> 00:43:43,355 [Gasps] 727 00:43:46,158 --> 00:43:47,927 Chrissy? 728 00:43:56,435 --> 00:43:58,203 Chrissy? 729 00:44:10,248 --> 00:44:12,050 Chrissy? 730 00:44:18,057 --> 00:44:21,393 I'm going to leave a first aid kit right here for you. 731 00:44:23,128 --> 00:44:25,130 -[Gasps] -[Thud] 732 00:44:26,998 --> 00:44:29,368 [Panting] 733 00:44:31,437 --> 00:44:34,473 What the hell was that?! 734 00:44:34,507 --> 00:44:36,275 What is that? 735 00:44:47,185 --> 00:44:48,953 It's her. 736 00:44:48,987 --> 00:44:50,822 [Gasps] 737 00:44:52,925 --> 00:44:53,892 [Whimpering] 738 00:44:53,925 --> 00:44:55,960 It's her. 739 00:44:55,993 --> 00:44:57,262 It's Mildred. 740 00:44:57,295 --> 00:44:59,398 Did you guys see that? 741 00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:04,903 "You have to leave." I can't leave! 742 00:45:04,937 --> 00:45:06,505 She's blocking the stairs. 743 00:45:06,538 --> 00:45:08,440 I'm gonna die. 744 00:45:10,142 --> 00:45:11,342 What video? 745 00:45:12,912 --> 00:45:16,115 -Shawn, you know that thing that was hanging in the closet? 746 00:45:16,148 --> 00:45:19,818 Well, I figured out what it was. A symbol is a hamsa. 747 00:45:19,852 --> 00:45:22,253 It's hard to identify because it's an ancient version. 748 00:45:22,287 --> 00:45:24,355 But if you look at these shapes, you can see. 749 00:45:24,388 --> 00:45:26,292 These are the fingers, and this is the eyes. 750 00:45:26,325 --> 00:45:28,460 -This kid's like 12 years old. -I don't know if you know 751 00:45:28,493 --> 00:45:30,228 very much about hamsas, but it's a symbol 752 00:45:30,262 --> 00:45:31,863 that is used to ward off evil. 753 00:45:31,897 --> 00:45:33,365 Everybody uses it -- 754 00:45:33,398 --> 00:45:36,067 the Jews, Muslims, Christians, Pagans. 755 00:45:36,100 --> 00:45:37,768 There's a whole thing on Wikipedia about it, 756 00:45:37,802 --> 00:45:39,437 but I'm pretty sure that the people that made it were 757 00:45:39,470 --> 00:45:42,207 trying to keep the evil spirits of the house at bay. 758 00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:46,010 And my guess is it was probably working until you destroyed it. 759 00:45:46,043 --> 00:45:47,245 -What? -I'm sorry, Shawn, 760 00:45:47,278 --> 00:45:49,548 but I just wanted to say I'm a big fan, 761 00:45:49,582 --> 00:45:51,450 and I think you're really funny, and the world 762 00:45:51,483 --> 00:45:53,285 should just forgive you because you're a good person 763 00:45:53,318 --> 00:45:56,322 and everybody's too sensitive these days. 764 00:46:00,258 --> 00:46:02,193 -I unleased her. 765 00:46:02,227 --> 00:46:04,830 I unleashed Mildred. 766 00:46:04,863 --> 00:46:07,332 Somebody help me! 767 00:46:09,868 --> 00:46:10,935 "Push past her..." 768 00:46:10,968 --> 00:46:14,205 I can't! I can't! 769 00:46:14,238 --> 00:46:17,508 Come on, Shawn. 770 00:46:17,542 --> 00:46:20,378 "If she had the power to attack you, she would have done it." 771 00:46:20,412 --> 00:46:23,282 Okay, okay. 772 00:46:23,315 --> 00:46:27,218 I'm gonna go try to squeeze past her. 773 00:46:27,252 --> 00:46:30,955 [Breathing heavily] 774 00:46:45,870 --> 00:46:48,240 [Door creaking] 775 00:47:18,403 --> 00:47:21,940 -[Roars] -[Screams] 776 00:47:24,442 --> 00:47:26,445 [Gagging] 777 00:47:32,283 --> 00:47:34,252 -[Whispering indistinctly] 778 00:47:34,653 --> 00:47:37,322 -[Screams] 779 00:47:39,390 --> 00:47:41,192 [Grunting] 780 00:47:41,993 --> 00:47:44,328 -[Roars] 781 00:47:51,470 --> 00:47:54,005 -[Breathing heavily] 782 00:48:22,567 --> 00:48:25,037 [Screams] 783 00:48:28,373 --> 00:48:31,343 Yes. Yes 784 00:48:31,377 --> 00:48:32,677 That's not my key. 785 00:48:32,710 --> 00:48:34,345 [Thud] 786 00:48:40,318 --> 00:48:43,288 [Panting] 787 00:48:49,593 --> 00:48:52,297 Oh, shit, oh, shit. 788 00:48:53,265 --> 00:48:55,333 [Grunting] 789 00:48:57,302 --> 00:49:00,572 Ah! [Groans] 790 00:49:06,243 --> 00:49:09,413 Where are the cops? I need help. I can't get out. 791 00:49:12,650 --> 00:49:15,087 "Maybe you're supposed to use the key to open the box." 792 00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:16,955 How's that supposed to help? 793 00:49:23,095 --> 00:49:25,097 It fits. 794 00:49:31,302 --> 00:49:35,373 [Gasps] Chrissy is Mildred! 795 00:49:43,682 --> 00:49:45,583 [Gasps] 796 00:49:54,125 --> 00:49:56,395 I can't just jump out a window. 797 00:50:04,468 --> 00:50:08,173 This is crazy. No way am I going back upstairs. 798 00:50:08,207 --> 00:50:10,075 [Scraping] 799 00:50:20,752 --> 00:50:22,753 [Gasping] 800 00:50:43,308 --> 00:50:45,077 -[Child sobbing] 801 00:50:49,147 --> 00:50:51,550 -[Screams] 802 00:51:00,592 --> 00:51:02,393 -[Growling] 803 00:51:10,735 --> 00:51:13,772 -They're not going to let me out of this house! 804 00:51:15,773 --> 00:51:19,277 I can't leave. I've just gonna wait for the cops. 805 00:51:22,180 --> 00:51:24,382 What do you mean she owns me? 806 00:51:25,617 --> 00:51:28,520 -Shawn, I'm a Latin professor at Brown University. 807 00:51:28,553 --> 00:51:30,755 I've translated the Latin that you spoke early in the night 808 00:51:30,788 --> 00:51:33,292 when you tried to talk to the dead. 809 00:51:33,325 --> 00:51:35,127 Shawn, that woman lied to you. 810 00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:36,595 -What? -This is the actual translation 811 00:51:36,628 --> 00:51:38,463 of what you said. 812 00:51:38,497 --> 00:51:41,298 I give thee my soul and forfeit my will. 813 00:51:41,332 --> 00:51:43,268 -Oh, no. -I'm sorry, Shawn. 814 00:51:43,302 --> 00:51:45,203 -Can I help? 815 00:51:45,237 --> 00:51:47,638 Shawn, we have a theory about what's been happening 816 00:51:47,672 --> 00:51:49,407 at the house. 817 00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:52,143 We think that every ghost lives there used to be alive, 818 00:51:52,177 --> 00:51:54,847 like you, Mildred totally messes with people's minds 819 00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:57,382 and tries to make them depressed and psycho 820 00:51:57,415 --> 00:51:59,783 and not themselves until eventually she gets them 821 00:51:59,817 --> 00:52:01,787 to say the chant that you said you said. 822 00:52:01,820 --> 00:52:04,255 So, Shawn, now that you said the words, I'm afraid that 823 00:52:04,288 --> 00:52:05,523 you might feel like killing yourself. 824 00:52:05,557 --> 00:52:07,225 -That's enough. -Don't die, Shawn. 825 00:52:09,593 --> 00:52:11,730 -Oh, no. 826 00:52:13,632 --> 00:52:15,700 I'm not going to kill myself! 827 00:52:17,535 --> 00:52:19,470 Karma for what I did? 828 00:52:19,503 --> 00:52:21,573 I didn't do anything wrong. 829 00:52:22,973 --> 00:52:25,443 I apologized because I had to. 830 00:52:25,477 --> 00:52:28,747 I lost everything. My parents got death threats. 831 00:52:28,780 --> 00:52:32,617 I was acquitted, by the way. No one ever mentions that. 832 00:52:35,353 --> 00:52:38,690 I never said I was a role model! 833 00:52:38,723 --> 00:52:42,327 I'm sick of apologizing for being myself! 834 00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:47,598 I regret apologizing, and that's the only thing I regret! 835 00:52:47,632 --> 00:52:49,633 I didn't know he was sick! 836 00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:52,570 He signed a waiver! 837 00:52:52,603 --> 00:52:54,940 I'm not racist! -Shawn. 838 00:52:54,973 --> 00:52:56,608 What was that? 839 00:53:05,383 --> 00:53:07,318 -Guilty! 840 00:53:07,352 --> 00:53:08,820 -[Screams] 841 00:53:12,557 --> 00:53:14,425 [Panting] 842 00:53:17,895 --> 00:53:19,563 [Screams] 843 00:53:23,402 --> 00:53:25,703 [Coughs] 844 00:53:26,972 --> 00:53:28,740 Ouch. 845 00:53:33,678 --> 00:53:36,480 [Thunder rumbles] 846 00:53:36,882 --> 00:53:38,417 [Gasps] 847 00:53:38,917 --> 00:53:41,787 Ah! Ow, my legs! 848 00:53:43,722 --> 00:53:46,257 Oh, I can't look. 849 00:53:46,290 --> 00:53:48,793 I can't look. [Groans] 850 00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:53,498 Okay. I'll look. 851 00:54:00,072 --> 00:54:02,507 [Screams] 852 00:54:02,540 --> 00:54:03,908 I shouldn't have looked! 853 00:54:05,577 --> 00:54:08,347 Where are the cops?! 854 00:54:09,413 --> 00:54:11,482 Clean it? 855 00:54:11,515 --> 00:54:13,752 Okay. 856 00:54:32,370 --> 00:54:36,307 [Gasps, screams] 857 00:54:44,882 --> 00:54:46,417 -[Growling] -[Gasps] 858 00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:47,985 Oh, no. 859 00:54:50,988 --> 00:54:53,858 [Groans] 860 00:54:54,858 --> 00:54:56,962 [Panting] 861 00:55:03,768 --> 00:55:05,637 Spark plugs. 862 00:55:24,522 --> 00:55:26,590 [Screeching] 863 00:55:30,895 --> 00:55:33,498 [Thunder rumbling] 864 00:55:33,532 --> 00:55:36,400 Spark plugs. 865 00:55:36,433 --> 00:55:37,935 Yes! 866 00:55:39,470 --> 00:55:41,940 Oh. Yes, yes. Yes. 867 00:55:41,973 --> 00:55:43,708 [Snarling] 868 00:55:44,042 --> 00:55:45,610 -Ah! -[Roaring] 869 00:55:45,643 --> 00:55:48,045 -[Screams] 870 00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:52,017 [Screaming] 871 00:55:52,050 --> 00:55:54,418 [Grunts] 872 00:55:56,753 --> 00:55:58,823 -Are you Shawn Ruddy? 873 00:56:01,125 --> 00:56:02,860 -Yes. 874 00:56:02,893 --> 00:56:05,597 Oh, you're my freakin' hero, man! 875 00:56:05,630 --> 00:56:07,498 -Okay, son. -You're never gonna hear me 876 00:56:07,532 --> 00:56:09,767 say another bad thing about the police, I swear. 877 00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:12,603 -Okay. I'm just happy to help. 878 00:56:12,637 --> 00:56:14,838 -[Growling] 879 00:56:14,872 --> 00:56:16,875 -We have to get out of here fast. 880 00:56:16,908 --> 00:56:19,877 Where's your car? I don't see your car, man. 881 00:56:19,910 --> 00:56:24,882 -I've been watching tonight. It's some really great stuff. 882 00:56:25,550 --> 00:56:27,118 -What? 883 00:56:27,152 --> 00:56:30,655 -But I really don't like it when you hurt people, Shawn. 884 00:56:30,688 --> 00:56:32,690 -No, no, no. 885 00:56:32,723 --> 00:56:34,858 -You really shouldn't hurt people, Shawn. 886 00:56:34,892 --> 00:56:37,595 -Is that what this is about? 887 00:56:37,628 --> 00:56:41,098 I would never hurt anyone on purpose! 888 00:56:41,132 --> 00:56:43,802 Except for you, mother frogger! 889 00:56:45,170 --> 00:56:46,437 Bitch! 890 00:56:46,470 --> 00:56:48,172 Strike. Ah! 891 00:56:49,907 --> 00:56:52,143 [Panting] 892 00:57:03,722 --> 00:57:05,790 [Screams] 893 00:57:11,495 --> 00:57:13,430 I can't see. 894 00:57:21,907 --> 00:57:23,908 Yes. 895 00:57:28,245 --> 00:57:30,148 [Beeping] 896 00:57:54,305 --> 00:57:56,207 -[Grunting] -[Gasps] 897 00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:58,810 Oh, no! Ah! 898 00:57:58,843 --> 00:58:01,112 Ah! 899 00:58:03,047 --> 00:58:06,050 Help me! They're coming to get me! 900 00:58:08,252 --> 00:58:11,990 I can't go back out there. You saw what was in the woods. 901 00:58:13,792 --> 00:58:18,062 Hamsa lady? Who's hamsa lady? 902 00:58:18,095 --> 00:58:20,097 -Grandma were talking to that guy I told you about. 903 00:58:20,130 --> 00:58:22,833 He's in the house right now. Tell him who you are. 904 00:58:22,867 --> 00:58:25,002 -My name is Hedy. 905 00:58:25,035 --> 00:58:27,572 When I was 15 years old, 906 00:58:27,605 --> 00:58:30,242 I lived in the Pratt house as a nanny. 907 00:58:30,275 --> 00:58:31,977 -No way! She lived here? 908 00:58:32,010 --> 00:58:35,247 -There's a vengeful spirit in the house named Mildred. 909 00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:39,317 She came after me, but I created a ward 910 00:58:39,350 --> 00:58:42,220 to keep her powers at bay. 911 00:58:42,253 --> 00:58:44,688 It's in upstairs closet. 912 00:58:44,722 --> 00:58:46,723 -He destroyed the house, Grandma. 913 00:58:46,757 --> 00:58:49,693 -Aw, shit. He's going to die. 914 00:58:49,727 --> 00:58:51,062 -[Gasps] Can you tell him how to make 915 00:58:51,095 --> 00:58:52,597 a new hamsa? -Yes! 916 00:58:52,630 --> 00:58:54,665 Tell me how to put it back. 917 00:58:56,167 --> 00:58:57,568 [Screams] 918 00:58:57,602 --> 00:59:00,605 Oh, crap! Ah! Hurry. 919 00:59:00,638 --> 00:59:04,175 -She sold her soul to the devil. 920 00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:07,212 That's why she has so much power. 921 00:59:07,245 --> 00:59:08,947 -Talk faster. 922 00:59:08,980 --> 00:59:10,582 -[Fast forwarded] And that's why your hamsa 923 00:59:10,615 --> 00:59:12,350 must be equally powerful. 924 00:59:12,383 --> 00:59:15,218 -Ah! He's coming! Ah! 925 00:59:15,252 --> 00:59:18,623 -Let this be an important lesson. 926 00:59:18,657 --> 00:59:21,358 The devil always betrays you. 927 00:59:21,392 --> 00:59:23,628 -Come on. Just tell me how to do it! 928 00:59:23,662 --> 00:59:28,667 -First, you must remember that all worthwhile counter vigils 929 00:59:28,700 --> 00:59:31,268 require a sacrifice of flesh. 930 00:59:31,302 --> 00:59:34,238 -[Crashing] -Aaaah! 931 00:59:36,740 --> 00:59:38,843 [Panting] 932 00:59:49,020 --> 00:59:51,788 Oh, God. I need a weapon. 933 00:59:55,058 --> 00:59:57,062 Potato gun. 934 00:59:57,095 --> 00:59:59,030 Potatoes. 935 00:59:59,063 --> 01:00:00,765 Come on! 936 01:00:02,367 --> 01:00:04,135 Come on. 937 01:00:05,002 --> 01:00:06,037 [Screams] 938 01:00:06,070 --> 01:00:08,973 -[Speaking indistinctly] 939 01:00:09,007 --> 01:00:10,240 -Aaah! 940 01:00:12,877 --> 01:00:14,778 Yes. 941 01:00:18,783 --> 01:00:21,052 [Grunting] 942 01:00:24,255 --> 01:00:26,323 [Whimpering] 943 01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:30,362 [Glass shatter, growling] 944 01:00:30,395 --> 01:00:32,430 [Screams] 945 01:00:32,463 --> 01:00:35,667 [Growling] 946 01:00:37,235 --> 01:00:40,805 [Growling] 947 01:00:40,838 --> 01:00:42,273 [Screaming] 948 01:00:42,307 --> 01:00:47,245 Shawn! Shawn! Shawn! 949 01:00:47,278 --> 01:00:49,247 [Potato gun thuds] 950 01:00:51,882 --> 01:00:54,085 No, no, no, no, no! 951 01:00:54,118 --> 01:00:57,020 Ah! Ah! No! Ah! 952 01:00:57,053 --> 01:00:58,890 [Groans] 953 01:00:58,923 --> 01:01:00,958 No! Ah! No, no! 954 01:01:00,992 --> 01:01:03,762 Aaah! Aah! 955 01:01:05,963 --> 01:01:07,865 [Panting] 956 01:01:11,402 --> 01:01:13,772 [Laughing] 957 01:01:13,805 --> 01:01:16,773 Did you see that, Internet? [Laughs] 958 01:01:22,513 --> 01:01:25,883 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 959 01:01:25,917 --> 01:01:27,352 No! 960 01:01:33,992 --> 01:01:35,460 [Gasps] 961 01:01:45,435 --> 01:01:49,007 Somebody help! I'm dying! 962 01:01:50,508 --> 01:01:54,378 I don't even know if I'm still streaming. 963 01:01:54,412 --> 01:01:58,082 This is not the way I imagined going out! 964 01:02:00,952 --> 01:02:03,453 I was supposed to repair my image. 965 01:02:03,487 --> 01:02:06,523 I don't want to be remembered as a douchebag. 966 01:02:06,557 --> 01:02:10,227 Freaking Mildred! She's such a C. 967 01:02:10,260 --> 01:02:14,165 Maybe this is karma. Is God smiting me? 968 01:02:14,198 --> 01:02:16,533 I'm sorry. Okay? 969 01:02:16,567 --> 01:02:19,937 I'm sorry. 970 01:02:19,970 --> 01:02:21,438 No one can even hear me. 971 01:02:21,472 --> 01:02:23,908 Need to leave a note. 972 01:02:31,982 --> 01:02:34,385 "Unholy hand of power"? 973 01:02:34,418 --> 01:02:37,020 "Influence others with the power of your word." 974 01:02:37,053 --> 01:02:39,423 This looks like some kind of ritual. 975 01:02:39,457 --> 01:02:43,060 This must be what she did to sell her soul. 976 01:02:43,093 --> 01:02:46,963 Who knew this was actually a thing? 977 01:02:46,997 --> 01:02:50,267 Maybe there's something else. 978 01:02:50,300 --> 01:02:53,337 "Nothing changes. I am still, still, still. 979 01:02:53,370 --> 01:02:56,907 I am like the pond water. The pond water is still!" 980 01:02:56,940 --> 01:03:00,477 Pond water! That's what the ghosts keep repeating. 981 01:03:00,510 --> 01:03:03,413 She's forcing them to memorize her poetry. 982 01:03:03,447 --> 01:03:05,215 What a freaking weirdo. 983 01:03:05,248 --> 01:03:09,053 She's like me. She wants an audience. 984 01:03:09,087 --> 01:03:11,888 She kept trying to get me to read her poems. 985 01:03:11,922 --> 01:03:15,125 [Gasps] And her fiancé was a publisher. 986 01:03:15,158 --> 01:03:17,228 She's not creating a family. 987 01:03:17,262 --> 01:03:19,163 She's building a following. 988 01:03:19,197 --> 01:03:20,998 And I bet the more souls she collects, 989 01:03:21,032 --> 01:03:23,433 the more powerful she becomes. 990 01:03:24,868 --> 01:03:27,472 And what can hurt someone like me? 991 01:03:30,073 --> 01:03:34,145 Copy strike, a copy strike! 992 01:03:34,178 --> 01:03:36,113 Remember when I did that sewer surfing video, 993 01:03:36,147 --> 01:03:38,282 and I started singing "Surfin USA"? 994 01:03:38,315 --> 01:03:40,918 Well, the Beach Boys record label put a copy strike 995 01:03:40,952 --> 01:03:43,420 on it and claimed all my money for that video. 996 01:03:43,453 --> 01:03:47,392 What if I put a copy strike on Mildred? Forget the hamsa. 997 01:03:47,425 --> 01:03:50,995 If I can do this same unholy hand ritual that she did, 998 01:03:51,028 --> 01:03:53,197 I can claim her revenue, her power source. 999 01:03:53,230 --> 01:03:57,335 Are you following? I can get my soul back! [Laughs] 1000 01:03:57,368 --> 01:03:59,070 This looks like a Latin. 1001 01:03:59,103 --> 01:04:02,340 Internet, please translate these words for me. 1002 01:04:02,373 --> 01:04:05,610 I'm going to need these words by the time I get to my laptop. 1003 01:04:10,413 --> 01:04:12,450 [Eerie music playing] 1004 01:04:14,952 --> 01:04:17,588 Let's de-monetize this bitch. 1005 01:04:19,357 --> 01:04:30,635 ♪♪ 1006 01:04:30,668 --> 01:04:33,938 [Grunts] 1007 01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:40,945 [Screams] 1008 01:04:44,082 --> 01:04:46,917 [Screams, grunts] 1009 01:05:13,977 --> 01:05:15,578 [Tape tearing] 1010 01:06:14,372 --> 01:06:16,140 Hey, Mildred! 1011 01:06:16,173 --> 01:06:18,608 Believe me when I say I understand 1012 01:06:18,642 --> 01:06:21,278 why you do what you do. 1013 01:06:21,312 --> 01:06:25,582 But in the words of my manager, 1014 01:06:25,615 --> 01:06:28,585 you've taken things too far. 1015 01:06:28,618 --> 01:06:31,255 Way too far. 1016 01:06:53,277 --> 01:06:55,612 [Panting] 1017 01:07:20,170 --> 01:07:21,472 [Laughs] 1018 01:07:21,505 --> 01:07:23,407 I'm still streaming! 1019 01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:26,143 Can you guys hear me? 1020 01:07:26,177 --> 01:07:28,478 You translated the words. Thank you. 1021 01:07:28,512 --> 01:07:31,615 [Whispering] Death becomes unholy with the power of my... 1022 01:07:31,648 --> 01:07:34,152 [Screeching] -[Gasps] 1023 01:07:34,185 --> 01:07:35,652 Oh, crap. 1024 01:07:35,685 --> 01:07:38,288 Thank you so much, Internet. 1025 01:07:49,333 --> 01:07:51,568 Wrathies, I don't have a lot of time, 1026 01:07:51,602 --> 01:07:53,537 but I think it's probably pretty obvious 1027 01:07:53,570 --> 01:07:56,240 to everyone that I'm not going to make it out of here alive. 1028 01:07:56,273 --> 01:07:58,508 And I just wanted to thank you for helping me 1029 01:07:58,542 --> 01:08:00,477 and supporting me. 1030 01:08:00,510 --> 01:08:02,847 The truth is I think I've known for a while 1031 01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:05,782 that I've been crossing a line. 1032 01:08:05,815 --> 01:08:09,387 I wish I could go back and change some stuff, but I can't. 1033 01:08:09,420 --> 01:08:14,592 And so I wanted to apologize, but for realsies this time. 1034 01:08:14,625 --> 01:08:18,262 I'm sorry to everyone I've hurt with my stunts. 1035 01:08:18,295 --> 01:08:19,830 It was wrong of me to pay a homeless man 1036 01:08:19,863 --> 01:08:21,798 to fight me for a video. 1037 01:08:21,832 --> 01:08:24,268 He seemed so much bigger than me, and I didn't think 1038 01:08:24,302 --> 01:08:25,837 I could actually hurt him. 1039 01:08:25,870 --> 01:08:27,772 But I apologize for hurting him. 1040 01:08:27,805 --> 01:08:29,507 But what I didn't apologize for 1041 01:08:29,540 --> 01:08:32,643 was for thinking of it in the first place. 1042 01:08:32,677 --> 01:08:38,715 And also, I want to apologize to the minorities. 1043 01:08:38,748 --> 01:08:40,817 A lot of you thought that I was making light 1044 01:08:40,850 --> 01:08:42,285 of a serious situation 1045 01:08:42,318 --> 01:08:44,188 when I got smuggled across the border. 1046 01:08:44,222 --> 01:08:45,555 That wasn't funny. 1047 01:08:45,588 --> 01:08:47,925 I mean, it was, but for the wrong reasons. 1048 01:08:47,958 --> 01:08:49,927 And I'm sorry. 1049 01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:53,697 I have been racially and culturally insensitive. 1050 01:08:53,730 --> 01:08:56,800 But I've learned, and I've grown. 1051 01:08:58,368 --> 01:09:02,607 In fact, I'd like to dedicate this broadcast 1052 01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:04,642 to the Blacks and Mexicans. 1053 01:09:04,675 --> 01:09:07,143 This is for you. 1054 01:09:15,685 --> 01:09:17,622 [Music playing] 1055 01:09:17,655 --> 01:09:20,723 This is Shawn Ruddy promising you the most 1056 01:09:20,757 --> 01:09:23,493 cinematic experience in live streaming. 1057 01:09:44,782 --> 01:09:48,752 Mildred! I'm waiting! 1058 01:09:50,387 --> 01:09:52,857 My soul is waiting! 1059 01:09:56,027 --> 01:09:57,862 Fine. 1060 01:09:57,895 --> 01:09:59,697 [Music stops] 1061 01:10:04,935 --> 01:10:06,837 [Clears throat] 1062 01:10:06,870 --> 01:10:10,507 "Echo my heart. Echo my soul. Bring my voice --" 1063 01:10:10,540 --> 01:10:13,277 [Thunder rumbling] 1064 01:10:14,678 --> 01:10:17,413 "Blackbirds roam, their voices moan." 1065 01:10:17,447 --> 01:10:19,917 I mean, some of these are pretty good. 1066 01:10:19,950 --> 01:10:20,917 Not. 1067 01:10:20,950 --> 01:10:22,620 [Hissing] 1068 01:10:34,297 --> 01:10:35,598 [Door creaks] 1069 01:10:39,937 --> 01:10:41,872 [Whimpering] 1070 01:10:41,905 --> 01:10:43,573 -[Screams] 1071 01:10:44,975 --> 01:10:47,845 Hey, little guy. 1072 01:10:47,878 --> 01:10:49,813 I'm not gonna hurt you. 1073 01:10:51,748 --> 01:10:53,450 I think we can both agree that mommy's 1074 01:10:53,483 --> 01:10:55,485 a little bit nuts, right? 1075 01:10:55,518 --> 01:10:57,922 I was thinking maybe we could join f-- 1076 01:10:58,888 --> 01:11:01,558 [Screams] 1077 01:11:07,798 --> 01:11:09,900 Ah! 1078 01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:12,302 [Thudding] 1079 01:11:12,335 --> 01:11:14,070 -Shawn! 1080 01:11:14,103 --> 01:11:16,707 -[Grunts] 1081 01:11:16,740 --> 01:11:19,443 You're going to face me yourself or just send your child army 1082 01:11:19,477 --> 01:11:21,745 after me like a frickin' PewDiePie? 1083 01:11:21,778 --> 01:11:25,348 -Shawny. Come get me. 1084 01:11:25,382 --> 01:11:27,785 -You come get me! 1085 01:11:27,818 --> 01:11:30,020 -You come get me. -Opposite! 1086 01:11:32,857 --> 01:11:35,825 I'll find you in the hallway cam. 1087 01:11:37,060 --> 01:11:39,397 [Gasps] What the hell is that? 1088 01:11:39,430 --> 01:11:41,365 Ah! 1089 01:11:41,398 --> 01:11:45,035 Corner Man, I saw you! 1090 01:11:48,772 --> 01:11:50,373 [Snarling] 1091 01:11:50,407 --> 01:11:52,042 Ah! [Laughs] 1092 01:11:52,075 --> 01:11:54,645 I got you, you lazy -- 1093 01:11:54,678 --> 01:11:57,047 Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, no! 1094 01:11:57,080 --> 01:11:59,483 [Screams] 1095 01:12:01,385 --> 01:12:03,420 Garlic! 1096 01:12:05,088 --> 01:12:08,692 Garlic is bullshit! 1097 01:12:08,725 --> 01:12:10,827 -Mumbling indistinctly] 1098 01:12:11,095 --> 01:12:14,498 [Pounding] -Ah! 1099 01:12:18,035 --> 01:12:19,503 -Shawn? 1100 01:12:19,537 --> 01:12:20,903 [Knocking lightly] 1101 01:12:20,937 --> 01:12:23,673 Shawn, I'm scared. 1102 01:12:23,707 --> 01:12:27,978 Help me, please. You hurt me real bad. 1103 01:12:28,012 --> 01:12:30,547 -That's not gonna work, Mildred. 1104 01:12:31,080 --> 01:12:33,717 [Door handle rattling] 1105 01:12:33,750 --> 01:12:35,485 -[Gasps] 1106 01:12:36,787 --> 01:12:38,655 Oh, shit. 1107 01:12:40,157 --> 01:12:41,925 Mildred! 1108 01:12:41,958 --> 01:12:44,895 Maybe I can help. I have the Internet. 1109 01:12:44,928 --> 01:12:48,698 There's a lot of nice people on the Internet that like to help. 1110 01:12:52,837 --> 01:12:54,805 No, no, no, no, no. 1111 01:12:54,838 --> 01:12:56,073 No. 1112 01:12:56,773 --> 01:12:58,942 [Tapping] 1113 01:12:58,975 --> 01:13:01,645 Come on. Turn on. 1114 01:13:01,678 --> 01:13:04,180 Turn on! 1115 01:13:04,213 --> 01:13:06,082 -Shawn. 1116 01:13:06,115 --> 01:13:08,085 I want you to meet someone. 1117 01:13:16,092 --> 01:13:18,728 [Indistinct whispering] 1118 01:13:24,033 --> 01:13:26,002 -[Gasps] What?! 1119 01:13:26,035 --> 01:13:27,772 Help! 1120 01:13:29,607 --> 01:13:32,575 This feels so good. 1121 01:13:32,608 --> 01:13:34,077 [Laughs] 1122 01:13:34,110 --> 01:13:36,012 [Bubbling] 1123 01:13:40,917 --> 01:13:42,820 Hey. 1124 01:13:42,853 --> 01:13:44,722 No way. 1125 01:13:47,257 --> 01:13:50,860 -[Laughing] -Mm. 1126 01:13:50,893 --> 01:13:53,730 Mm-hmm. -[Laughing] 1127 01:13:54,063 --> 01:13:57,033 No! Mildred! 1128 01:13:59,637 --> 01:14:02,772 The pond water is still. 1129 01:14:04,642 --> 01:14:06,710 [Indistinct whispering] 1130 01:14:13,650 --> 01:14:18,222 Mildred, no! No! -[Laughs] 1131 01:14:19,288 --> 01:14:20,957 -[Gurgling] 1132 01:14:24,928 --> 01:14:26,730 [Gurgling] 1133 01:14:26,763 --> 01:14:29,633 No, Mildred! 1134 01:14:29,667 --> 01:14:31,835 I am the influencer! 1135 01:14:31,868 --> 01:14:33,937 Ah! 1136 01:14:44,582 --> 01:14:46,148 [Laughs] 1137 01:14:46,182 --> 01:14:48,118 [Gasps] 1138 01:14:49,052 --> 01:14:50,987 -[Growls] 1139 01:14:51,688 --> 01:14:53,557 -[Screams] 1140 01:14:56,192 --> 01:14:59,028 -[Snarling] -Aaaah! 1141 01:15:02,032 --> 01:15:04,067 [Grunts] 1142 01:15:08,605 --> 01:15:11,708 [Screaming] 1143 01:15:16,145 --> 01:15:19,082 [Laughs] 1144 01:15:21,017 --> 01:15:23,587 Garlic may not work on ghosts. 1145 01:15:23,620 --> 01:15:26,323 But if there's one thing the movies have taught me, 1146 01:15:26,357 --> 01:15:28,792 it's that holy water will f-- 1147 01:15:41,638 --> 01:15:43,907 [Water sloshing] 1148 01:15:55,085 --> 01:15:56,753 I'm gonna kill her. 1149 01:15:56,787 --> 01:15:58,722 Again. 1150 01:16:22,278 --> 01:16:24,113 [Gasps] 1151 01:16:25,282 --> 01:16:27,117 [Panting] 1152 01:16:28,085 --> 01:16:29,887 Watch your hands! Gotcha! 1153 01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:31,855 -[Mildred laughing] 1154 01:16:31,888 --> 01:16:33,223 -[Screams] 1155 01:16:33,257 --> 01:16:35,192 [Grunting] 1156 01:16:36,158 --> 01:16:37,693 [Screaming] 1157 01:16:37,727 --> 01:16:40,830 No! -Smash it! 1158 01:16:40,863 --> 01:16:42,298 Shawn. 1159 01:16:43,433 --> 01:16:45,302 -[Screams] 1160 01:16:45,335 --> 01:16:47,070 -[Laughing] 1161 01:16:49,940 --> 01:16:52,608 Aaah! 1162 01:16:54,243 --> 01:16:57,780 [Screaming] 1163 01:17:02,218 --> 01:17:04,220 [Whimpering] 1164 01:17:12,462 --> 01:17:14,630 [Sobs] 1165 01:17:15,132 --> 01:17:16,700 [Beeping] 1166 01:17:27,943 --> 01:17:29,045 [Gasps] 1167 01:17:29,078 --> 01:17:31,782 [Thunder rumbling] 1168 01:17:37,453 --> 01:17:40,657 -[Mildred groans] 1169 01:17:50,300 --> 01:17:53,970 [Eerie music plays] 1170 01:17:58,007 --> 01:17:59,275 [Chuckles] 1171 01:17:59,308 --> 01:18:01,110 Okay. 1172 01:18:04,313 --> 01:18:05,815 -Surprise, bitch! 1173 01:18:05,848 --> 01:18:08,418 [Thud] 1174 01:18:28,003 --> 01:18:30,407 [Tape tearing] 1175 01:18:38,182 --> 01:18:39,983 Goodbye, Mildred. 1176 01:18:40,017 --> 01:18:42,418 I hope you enjoy hell. 1177 01:18:43,487 --> 01:18:47,223 Death becomes unholy with the power of my unholy hand. 1178 01:18:47,257 --> 01:18:49,225 I use the power of my will, 1179 01:18:49,258 --> 01:18:53,297 my words, my passion, my ambition, 1180 01:18:53,330 --> 01:18:56,365 and my authority to take the souls 1181 01:18:56,398 --> 01:19:00,470 of this house and bind them to me! 1182 01:19:02,038 --> 01:19:03,940 -[Laughs] 1183 01:19:06,977 --> 01:19:11,147 Wait, wait. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. 1184 01:19:11,180 --> 01:19:13,048 [Thuds] 1185 01:19:25,562 --> 01:19:28,097 Why?! No! 1186 01:19:28,130 --> 01:19:30,167 [Screams] 1187 01:19:33,503 --> 01:19:35,305 No! 1188 01:19:35,338 --> 01:19:37,107 [Screams] 1189 01:19:37,140 --> 01:19:39,475 [Screaming] 1190 01:19:39,508 --> 01:19:41,310 [Blows landing] 1191 01:19:48,083 --> 01:19:49,785 [Gagging] 1192 01:19:51,555 --> 01:19:53,923 [Screams] 1193 01:19:53,957 --> 01:19:57,060 No! 1194 01:19:57,093 --> 01:19:58,362 [Grunts] 1195 01:19:58,395 --> 01:20:00,897 -[Roars] -[Screams] 1196 01:20:18,080 --> 01:20:19,515 -[Growls] 1197 01:20:19,548 --> 01:20:21,818 -[Screams] 1198 01:20:24,053 --> 01:20:25,155 -Bad Shawny. 1199 01:20:25,188 --> 01:20:27,923 -[Screams] 1200 01:20:30,060 --> 01:20:31,828 -[Laughing] 1201 01:20:34,263 --> 01:20:36,265 [Shouting indistinctly] 1202 01:20:36,298 --> 01:20:38,602 [Thudding] 1203 01:20:46,342 --> 01:20:48,043 -[Screeches] 1204 01:20:51,413 --> 01:20:53,350 -I don't understand what happened. 1205 01:20:53,383 --> 01:20:54,617 I said the words. 1206 01:20:54,650 --> 01:20:57,853 -I'm coming to get -- 1207 01:21:02,392 --> 01:21:04,093 -Ow. 1208 01:21:08,998 --> 01:21:11,333 What does she want? 1209 01:21:11,367 --> 01:21:13,235 It's over. 1210 01:21:13,268 --> 01:21:15,938 -Subscribe. 1211 01:21:18,942 --> 01:21:21,043 -Goodbye, Internet. 1212 01:21:21,077 --> 01:21:23,212 I'm sorry I let you down. 1213 01:21:24,713 --> 01:21:26,548 -[Groans] 1214 01:21:33,657 --> 01:21:36,960 -That's that nasty finger. 1215 01:21:36,993 --> 01:21:39,395 What is it with Mildred and fingers? 1216 01:21:40,230 --> 01:21:41,363 [Mildred groaning] 1217 01:21:41,397 --> 01:21:44,267 -A sacrifice of flesh. 1218 01:21:44,300 --> 01:21:47,137 That old lady said that the cult rituals 1219 01:21:47,170 --> 01:21:49,605 require a sacrifice of flesh. 1220 01:21:49,638 --> 01:21:51,340 [Mildred groaning] 1221 01:21:51,373 --> 01:21:53,543 That's Mildred's finger. 1222 01:21:56,312 --> 01:21:58,180 Hey, Millie! 1223 01:21:58,213 --> 01:22:01,952 I'm about to put a ripple in your pond water. 1224 01:22:01,985 --> 01:22:05,722 Death becomes unholy with the power of my unholy hand. 1225 01:22:05,755 --> 01:22:09,958 I use the power of my will, my words, my passion, 1226 01:22:09,992 --> 01:22:13,162 my ambition, and my authority! 1227 01:22:13,195 --> 01:22:15,565 To take the souls of this house... 1228 01:22:15,598 --> 01:22:17,667 [Crunching] -[Screams] 1229 01:22:17,700 --> 01:22:20,103 And bind them... 1230 01:22:20,137 --> 01:22:21,137 [Grunts] 1231 01:22:21,170 --> 01:22:22,472 ...to me! 1232 01:22:22,505 --> 01:22:24,240 [Screams] 1233 01:22:24,273 --> 01:22:26,575 [Screaming] 1234 01:22:27,277 --> 01:22:29,612 [Screaming] 1235 01:22:39,022 --> 01:22:40,657 [Laughing] 1236 01:22:41,457 --> 01:22:43,627 [Belches] 1237 01:22:43,660 --> 01:22:46,495 [Whimpering] 1238 01:22:48,798 --> 01:22:50,467 [Clanging] 1239 01:22:57,140 --> 01:22:58,675 [Sighs] 1240 01:23:00,743 --> 01:23:04,447 [Laughing] 1241 01:23:05,648 --> 01:23:08,785 I did it! [Groans] 1242 01:23:08,818 --> 01:23:10,587 Oh. 1243 01:23:12,522 --> 01:23:14,423 [Tape tearing] 1244 01:23:41,283 --> 01:23:43,820 [Triumphant music plays] 1245 01:23:43,853 --> 01:23:46,188 I did it. 1246 01:23:46,222 --> 01:23:47,290 No, we did it! 1247 01:23:47,323 --> 01:23:51,360 We beat this house! [Laughs] 1248 01:23:51,393 --> 01:23:55,498 I just want to take a minute and think all of my fans. 1249 01:23:55,532 --> 01:23:58,200 I'm getting a little emosh. 1250 01:23:58,233 --> 01:24:01,603 We beat this house, you guys! [Laughs] 1251 01:24:01,637 --> 01:24:04,507 Suck on that, Huffington Post! 1252 01:24:04,540 --> 01:24:06,608 [Laughs] Ow! 1253 01:24:06,642 --> 01:24:09,812 Oh, my leg is definitely broken. 1254 01:24:09,845 --> 01:24:11,713 [Laughs] 1255 01:24:11,747 --> 01:24:13,617 I told you! 1256 01:24:13,650 --> 01:24:18,522 No one off you a more cinematic experience in live streaming. 1257 01:24:18,555 --> 01:24:21,290 I, Shawn Ruddy, am once again 1258 01:24:21,323 --> 01:24:23,425 the number one live streamer in -- 1259 01:24:23,458 --> 01:24:25,728 -[Indistinct muttering] -[Gasps] 1260 01:24:25,762 --> 01:24:28,532 [Growling] 1261 01:24:29,132 --> 01:24:31,300 -[Screams] 1262 01:24:31,333 --> 01:24:33,102 [Growling] 1263 01:24:33,135 --> 01:24:34,537 -[Screams] 1264 01:24:34,570 --> 01:24:36,172 No! 1265 01:24:39,208 --> 01:24:40,610 -[Growls] 1266 01:24:49,518 --> 01:24:58,728 ♪♪ 1267 01:24:58,762 --> 01:25:08,237 ♪♪ 1268 01:25:08,270 --> 01:25:17,513 ♪♪ 1269 01:25:17,547 --> 01:25:26,788 ♪♪ 1270 01:25:26,822 --> 01:25:36,232 ♪♪ 1271 01:25:36,265 --> 01:25:45,542 ♪♪ 1272 01:25:45,575 --> 01:25:54,817 ♪♪ 1273 01:25:54,850 --> 01:26:04,293 ♪♪ 1274 01:26:04,327 --> 01:26:13,570 ♪♪ 1275 01:26:13,603 --> 01:26:22,778 ♪♪ 1276 01:26:22,812 --> 01:26:32,288 ♪♪ 1277 01:26:32,322 --> 01:26:41,563 ♪♪ 1278 01:26:41,597 --> 01:26:50,840 ♪♪ 1279 01:26:50,873 --> 01:27:00,283 ♪♪ 1280 01:27:00,317 --> 01:27:09,592 ♪♪ 1281 01:27:09,625 --> 01:27:18,835 ♪♪ 1282 01:27:18,868 --> 01:27:28,277 ♪♪ 1283 01:27:28,310 --> 01:27:37,620 ♪♪