1 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:09,092 -(bark) -(easy listening music) 2 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:10,510 He looked so sad in the store, 3 00:00:10,593 --> 00:00:13,179 but now he just looks kind of pissed. 4 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:16,307 Hm... 5 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:19,978 I know it's bad to emotionally impulse-buy a living creature, 6 00:00:20,061 --> 00:00:23,064 -but I just-- -Yeah, I don't condone that. 7 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:25,692 Uh, those are sterile, so if you could just not... 8 00:00:25,775 --> 00:00:27,068 -Oh, sorry. -(replaces lid) 9 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:31,156 A dog. I should've just gotten a mani-pedi. 10 00:00:32,282 --> 00:00:34,909 Hey, I dug out my old flute. 11 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:38,204 I'm working on a song for choir practice. 12 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:40,999 It's not gonna be great but, you know... 13 00:00:43,251 --> 00:00:45,670 -Joel? -Yeah. 14 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:50,800 You know, you don't have to keep him. 15 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:52,469 But that'd be really terrible. 16 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:56,014 Take a breath. It's not like a character judgment. 17 00:00:56,097 --> 00:00:59,100 You just seem like maybe it's not the right time, that's all. 18 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:00,977 If you could foster for a couple of days, 19 00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:02,520 I'll work on finding a good home 20 00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:04,856 for this little guy. Okay? 21 00:01:04,939 --> 00:01:07,692 -Okay, I think... Yeah. -(barking outside) 22 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:09,611 -Thank you, Tiffani. -Yeah, no doubt. 23 00:01:09,694 --> 00:01:11,321 (growling) 24 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:13,156 -Oh god, he hates me. -Well, 25 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:15,158 why don't you try smiling for the little guy? 26 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:17,535 (dog growls) 27 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:19,454 Well, not like that! 28 00:01:19,537 --> 00:01:21,873 (bark, growl) 29 00:01:21,956 --> 00:01:25,126 (light theme playing) 30 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,756 -(street chatter) -(birds chirping) 31 00:01:29,839 --> 00:01:32,967 (cafe chatter) 32 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:35,470 Hey, Sammy! 33 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,473 -(phone alerts buzzing) -Oh. 34 00:01:38,556 --> 00:01:40,517 -Hey, how are you? -Good. 35 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:43,186 -Fred: Jesus. -(alerts continue) 36 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:45,021 I can tell you, as a man of science, 37 00:01:45,104 --> 00:01:47,357 -meteorologists are a bunch of ding-dongs. -(laughs) 38 00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:51,194 Fred, can I ask you somethin'? 39 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:52,862 Sure. 40 00:01:54,113 --> 00:01:55,365 You ever feel judged? 41 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:56,658 In fact, I do, 42 00:01:56,741 --> 00:01:58,493 but we don't have that kind of time right now. 43 00:01:58,576 --> 00:01:59,869 Why do you ask? 44 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,080 -I don't wanna bore you. -Ah, bore me. 45 00:02:02,747 --> 00:02:04,082 Sam: Hm... 46 00:02:04,999 --> 00:02:06,167 (inhales) 47 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:07,752 (sighs) It's just, my... 48 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:11,089 My sister and her friends are all like faith and family 49 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:13,383 and faith and family and faith and family, 50 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:16,302 and they're so judgmental about my life, right? 51 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:18,388 But my sister has actually convinced herself 52 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:20,682 -that she's only ever slept with her husband, Rick. -Mm-hmm. 53 00:02:20,765 --> 00:02:24,477 But by my count, she is skipping over at least a dozen names. 54 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:26,646 -But the real kicker -(laughs) Yeah? 55 00:02:26,729 --> 00:02:29,149 is that her faith and family best friend Charity 56 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:31,234 is sucking my sister's husband's dick. 57 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:32,735 -Woo! (laughs) -Are you following? 58 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:35,113 I follow. And this is not boring. 59 00:02:35,196 --> 00:02:37,407 But the problem is, like, if I tell her, 60 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:39,325 then I'm the asshole that broke up her marriage, right? 61 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:42,495 And if I don't say anything, I mean... I can't win, right? 62 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:45,582 She is a bitch, 63 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:47,584 but she's also my sister. 64 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,210 Just fuck. 65 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:52,630 Sam, you gotta tell her. 66 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:57,010 (exhales) Yeah... 67 00:02:57,093 --> 00:02:59,721 Would you wanna know if it was you? 68 00:02:59,804 --> 00:03:00,930 Yes. 69 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,015 Hey... 70 00:03:03,182 --> 00:03:04,517 You know what? 71 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:09,397 Why don't you try this for strength? 72 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,941 You just pulled that out of your pants? 73 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,152 Don't worry about it. 74 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:16,821 A Pretzel Schmetzel dog? 75 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:20,199 You know that these just lay around on the counter all day 76 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:21,618 -in the temperature danger zone. -Alright, 77 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:23,161 you have a good point, but I wanna tell you 78 00:03:23,244 --> 00:03:25,330 these defy the laws of food science. 79 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:27,916 And sometimes, you gotta roll the dice for flavor. 80 00:03:27,999 --> 00:03:29,584 -(Sam sighs) -(paper crinkling) 81 00:03:29,667 --> 00:03:31,210 Go ahead! 82 00:03:32,128 --> 00:03:33,296 (sniffs) 83 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:34,589 I know it smells a little funny, 84 00:03:34,672 --> 00:03:35,965 -but it's gonna make you feel great. -No. 85 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,801 -It smells delicious. -Alright, well, get in there. 86 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:40,303 I'm not putting this in my mouth right now. 87 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:43,598 Just like your friend's sister or your sister's friend. 88 00:03:43,681 --> 00:03:47,185 -I wasn't totally following. There's just so much going on. -(laughs) 89 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:48,811 Thanks for listening, Fred. 90 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,647 I really didn't have a choice. 91 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,065 (laughs) 92 00:03:52,148 --> 00:03:55,485 Joel: Okay, okay. Come on, come on, come on, come on. 93 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:57,779 We can do this. We just gotta get home. 94 00:03:57,862 --> 00:04:00,198 -(phone alert blaring) -(dog whining) 95 00:04:00,281 --> 00:04:01,532 Yeah, I know, I know. 96 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:03,242 -(whines) -No, no, no, no, no. 97 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:05,453 I know that face. Please don't do it on the seat again 98 00:04:05,536 --> 00:04:09,248 -'cause that took so many paper towels. -(whines) 99 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:11,292 (sighs) Can't you just hold it until we get home? 100 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:14,462 -It's a freaking tornado watch. -(whines) 101 00:04:14,545 --> 00:04:17,006 Okay, what is it, teetee or papaw? 102 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,050 (thunder rumbling) 103 00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:21,761 (birds chirping) 104 00:04:21,844 --> 00:04:23,513 -(rustling) -(grunts) 105 00:04:26,015 --> 00:04:27,767 -Sam: Hey. -Hey! 106 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:30,186 Sorry, I'm late. I was gonna text, and then I didn't. 107 00:04:30,269 --> 00:04:33,481 Oh, no, no worries. I've actually gotten a ton done. 108 00:04:33,564 --> 00:04:36,275 (sighs) I'm not even saying that passive-aggressively either. 109 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:39,570 Been on a roll. I fixed that leak on the combine. 110 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:41,197 -Wow. -Yup! 111 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,366 And now, I'm just getting all this cleared out. 112 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:46,411 -(glass clinking) -So, where there's-- (sighs, laughs) 113 00:04:46,494 --> 00:04:49,497 -Alright, Mom. (laughs) -Sam: Oh. (laughs) 114 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:51,207 -More hidden treasures. -(sloshing) 115 00:04:51,290 --> 00:04:53,710 -We could open a bar, huh? -I know, right? 116 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:55,128 (bottle clatters) 117 00:04:55,211 --> 00:04:57,422 You know, we should probably do a clean sweep of the house 118 00:04:57,505 --> 00:04:59,090 before she gets back. 119 00:04:59,173 --> 00:05:00,550 Yeah, good idea. 120 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:04,637 I thought Crazy Dayz was pretty cool. 121 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:07,557 -I-I thought you did a really good job. -Thanks. 122 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:10,685 You know, Rick was actually really helpful, which... 123 00:05:10,768 --> 00:05:14,188 (sighs) I've not been very nice to him. Have to be nicer. 124 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:17,483 -Honestly. -No, you don't. You're too nice to that guy. 125 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:18,776 (laughs) 126 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:20,319 That's something I literally never thought 127 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:21,404 I'd hear you say. 128 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:23,990 (wind blowing) 129 00:05:24,073 --> 00:05:25,742 What? What's wrong? 130 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:29,078 -(phone buzzing) -Hold on. 131 00:05:30,246 --> 00:05:32,832 -Oh, it's Shannon. -(answers, typing) 132 00:05:32,915 --> 00:05:34,167 -(window shatters) -(both scream) 133 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:35,585 Sam: Are you okay? I'll close the door. 134 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:37,128 Shut the door! Just shut the doors! 135 00:05:37,211 --> 00:05:40,173 (wind howling) 136 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:41,799 (creaking, bangs) 137 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:45,136 (wind blowing) 138 00:05:45,219 --> 00:05:47,263 Okay. Go ahead. 139 00:05:47,346 --> 00:05:49,265 -Can you hurry up your business? -(whining) 140 00:05:49,348 --> 00:05:51,726 Can you do it quick because... 141 00:05:51,809 --> 00:05:53,352 Okay, if that spot doesn't work, 142 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:55,229 -how about this one? -(thunder rumbling) 143 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:58,483 Make a teetee here. This is a good spot right here, huh? 144 00:05:58,566 --> 00:06:01,277 -Go ahead. Make your teetees... -(thunder grows louder) 145 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:03,488 -(barking) -...over there? 146 00:06:03,571 --> 00:06:07,325 -Wait, dog! No, come back! Come back, dog! -(barking) 147 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:11,245 -(wind howling) -Tricia: Alright, Shannon. 148 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:13,206 Okay, I'll let you go. Just let her know 149 00:06:13,289 --> 00:06:16,417 that she can call me anytime she wants to, okay? 150 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:20,338 Alright. Okay, love you. Alright. 151 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:25,176 Okay. Well, so Shannon's safe in her friend's basement. 152 00:06:25,259 --> 00:06:27,762 Um, Dad's at his PT. 153 00:06:27,845 --> 00:06:29,722 Rick is not answering his calls though. 154 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:33,434 (wind blowing) 155 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:35,478 Why are you being so weird? 156 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:36,813 Are you scared? I mean, 157 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:38,731 you know this tornado is not gonna hit this barn. 158 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:40,024 The odds are, like... 159 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,692 No. 160 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:43,945 (sighs) 161 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:48,157 (wind blowing) 162 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,785 -What? -Rick is cheating on you. 163 00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:54,789 -(thunder rumbling) -(sighs) What are you talking about? 164 00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:57,250 Rick is cheating on you. 165 00:06:57,333 --> 00:06:59,669 (thunder cracking) 166 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:05,800 -(hailing) -(pained grunts) 167 00:07:08,594 --> 00:07:10,638 -(thunder continues) -Shit! Shit! Shit! 168 00:07:10,721 --> 00:07:12,890 (hail clattering) 169 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:14,350 Fucking dog! 170 00:07:14,433 --> 00:07:17,145 Literally running around in a hailstorm! 171 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,524 Fuck. (sighs) 172 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:28,573 Dog! I'm coming for you! 173 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:34,078 (grunts) 174 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:37,415 I'm coming! 175 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,750 Dog! 176 00:07:42,753 --> 00:07:44,088 Dog! 177 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:49,635 (pained grunting) 178 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:51,304 You know he's not very talkative, right? 179 00:07:51,387 --> 00:07:53,389 So any time I would try to, like, kinda ask or whatever, 180 00:07:53,472 --> 00:07:55,558 I wasn't getting anywhere. So then, 181 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:56,976 I decided to stalk him just a little bit-- 182 00:07:57,059 --> 00:07:59,896 Sam, what does any of this have to do with cheating? 183 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:01,063 Okay, let me skip ahead. 184 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:02,857 I was at Mom and Dad's house. I looked in his jacket, 185 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:04,233 I found these two cell phones. I'm like, 186 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,027 -what the fuck is he doing? -Samantha! 187 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:07,653 (Sam sighs) 188 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:11,115 (slaps legs) 189 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:12,700 Tricia... 190 00:08:12,783 --> 00:08:14,660 -(wind blowing) -(creaking) 191 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:16,078 (sighs) 192 00:08:17,246 --> 00:08:19,248 I saw stuff. 193 00:08:20,541 --> 00:08:21,876 (sighs) 194 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,631 (heavy breathing) Stuff? 195 00:08:26,714 --> 00:08:28,382 I mean, not sex, 196 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:30,051 but stuff. 197 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:36,098 -And you're sure? -Oh, I wish I wasn't. 198 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:38,684 (inhales) 199 00:08:40,561 --> 00:08:42,188 (quiet muttering) 200 00:08:44,398 --> 00:08:45,983 (sniffles) 201 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:49,570 Well, I'm an idiot. 202 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:51,948 -(sad laugh) -You're not. 203 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:53,824 (sighs) 204 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:55,451 Who is it? 205 00:08:55,534 --> 00:08:56,911 (groans) 206 00:08:56,994 --> 00:08:59,455 We've already... I've given you a lot to process. 207 00:08:59,538 --> 00:09:02,667 I think maybe we should just save that for another time. 208 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:04,543 Who is it? 209 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:07,755 (wind blowing) 210 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,966 It's Charity. 211 00:09:14,553 --> 00:09:16,222 -I'm sorry. -(gags) 212 00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:21,310 -(louder gag) -Oh, oh... 213 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,521 (retching) 214 00:09:23,604 --> 00:09:26,649 (retching, coughing) 215 00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:28,192 (vomits) 216 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:30,486 Oh my god, Sa-- (retch) 217 00:09:30,569 --> 00:09:32,655 You know I can't not throw up if I see you throw up! 218 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:35,574 -(both retch) -But I didn't even throw up! 219 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:37,868 -(Tricia retching) -Oh... 220 00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:39,453 -Oh my god, what did you eat? -Oh... 221 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:41,914 Oh, one of those Pretzel Schmetzel fucking dogs... 222 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:44,667 Oh... (retches) 223 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,085 -Ew! -(exhales) 224 00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:48,963 -Fred Rococo said roll the dice. -(gasping) 225 00:09:49,046 --> 00:09:50,464 -(thunder rumbling) -Joel: Oh, I gotcha! 226 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:54,468 -I gotcha! I gotcha! I gotcha. -(trees rustling) 227 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:56,095 -(panting) Okay? -(thunder rumbling) 228 00:09:56,178 --> 00:09:58,556 Oh, that's not good. 229 00:09:58,639 --> 00:10:00,599 Let's go here. What's this thing? 230 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:01,851 (wind picking up) 231 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:04,603 -We're okay. We're okay. -(wind howling) 232 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:07,732 -You okay? We're okay. -(thunder rumbling) 233 00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:10,651 (chirping, squeaking) 234 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:13,321 Oh my god, there's something else in here. 235 00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:16,490 -(squeaking continues) -Oh, fuck me. Oh, fuck me. 236 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:18,409 -Fuck me. -(thunder rumbling) 237 00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:20,578 (wind howling) 238 00:10:20,661 --> 00:10:22,788 I cannot get rabies again. 239 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:29,211 -(yelling gibberish) -(squeaking continues) 240 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:32,381 It's just a mouse. It's just a mouse. 241 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,592 -We're okay. -(metal creaking) 242 00:10:34,675 --> 00:10:37,511 I mean, we're fucked, but we're okay. 243 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:40,765 (rattling) 244 00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:43,934 -(thunder cracking) -(panting) 245 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:45,061 (clank) 246 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:48,314 (wind blowing) 247 00:10:48,397 --> 00:10:50,566 Part of you must just be loving this right now. 248 00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:52,610 -What? No. -This is, like, 249 00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:54,028 so hilarious to you. 250 00:10:54,111 --> 00:10:57,073 My whole life falling apart. It being me this time. 251 00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:58,657 What do you mean you this time? What-- 252 00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:00,993 -Why are you doing this to me? -I'm not doing anything! 253 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:04,330 -I mean, you really just hate me this much, don't you? -Tricia, I don't-- 254 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:05,706 -You do! -I don't hate you! 255 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:08,584 Then how come you've nothing better to do with your life 256 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,462 -than to insert it into-- -Oh, Jesus Christ! 257 00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:14,799 What stuff did you see? Did you see his stupid dick? 258 00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:16,926 Oh, god, no, gross! 259 00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:21,222 Who else have you told? 260 00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:23,057 Who am I gonna tell? You're my sister. 261 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:24,600 Like, I-I wasn't even going to tell you! 262 00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:27,603 -Well, maybe you shouldn't have! -Maybe I shouldn't have, right? 263 00:11:27,686 --> 00:11:28,854 Maybe I should let him keep on 264 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:31,107 fucking around behind your back! Would that be better? 265 00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:34,693 Oh god... (crying) 266 00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:36,904 (sobs) 267 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:41,200 (sobs) I mean, I should've known. 268 00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:43,244 -(gate opens) -(sobs) 269 00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:46,664 -(bottles clink) -(thunder rumbling) 270 00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:49,875 (Tricia crying) 271 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,296 -(muttering) -Try this. 272 00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:56,590 (sighs) 273 00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:01,554 (coughing) 274 00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:03,347 God! Mom... (sniffs) 275 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,975 This vodka is so gross. (coughs) 276 00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:08,644 (both cough) 277 00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:11,355 Oh god. Well, that's wonderful. 278 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,816 (both laugh) 279 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,818 I think it just burnt the flesh off my uvula. 280 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:18,737 -(laughter) -(thunder) 281 00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:22,700 My insides are rotting. 282 00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:25,870 (laughing) 283 00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:28,038 (sniffles) 284 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,125 (sighs) 285 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:33,711 (muffled laughter) 286 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:35,504 (wheezes) 287 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,506 (wind howling) 288 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:41,385 It's okay. Calm down. Calm down. There we go. 289 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:43,846 Okay. I'm just gonna eat a little something 290 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,223 'cause I'm a little light-headed. 291 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,559 I forget to eat sometimes. 292 00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:51,896 (thunder cracking) 293 00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:54,482 This has chocolate. I don't think you can eat that. 294 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:57,318 Or is that cats? 295 00:12:57,401 --> 00:13:00,154 I'm gonna ask Tiffani. If we live. (laughs) 296 00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:02,281 Just kidding, we're totally gonna... We're gonna be fine. 297 00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:06,160 -(wind continues) -(metal creaking) 298 00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:08,496 Did you ever make teetee or papaw? 299 00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:10,039 You must have, right? 300 00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:11,540 (laughs) 301 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,168 Hey, I want you to know, I'm not mad at you, alright? 302 00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:17,254 I know you were just scared. Thunder's scary. 303 00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:21,133 I'm scared a lot, too. 304 00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:26,055 Ooh. You feel that? 305 00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:28,224 (wind quiets) 306 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:32,102 God, the air pressure just changed. Got goose-pimples. 307 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:34,688 -(thunder rumbling) -Oh. 308 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:36,524 Okay. Alright. 309 00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:40,069 It's okay. You're okay. 310 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,279 -Okay. -(typing) 311 00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:45,199 (panting) 312 00:13:45,282 --> 00:13:48,619 Hey, babe. Or Michael. Michael. Hi, hon. Babe. 313 00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:50,704 Um... 314 00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,706 Listen, uh, 315 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,208 I hope your tournament is going well. 316 00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:56,168 I'm sorry it's really loud here, but (clears throat) 317 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,211 it's a tornado, 318 00:13:57,294 --> 00:13:59,547 and I'm in a little tube thing. It's okay. 319 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:02,091 Anyway, I just wanted you to know that, 320 00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,384 (sighs) um, 321 00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:05,594 I actually do want kids. 322 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:08,138 And, and a house and a, a Vitamix 323 00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,474 and a Dyson and marriage. 324 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,395 I just do. 325 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,064 I love you. 326 00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:18,566 And I know I told you this already, 327 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,568 but it's, it's the Vitamix that heats up, 328 00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:23,112 so you can make soup. Okay. 329 00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:25,823 This isn't a proposal! 330 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,744 Okay. I think we're okay, aren't we? 331 00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:33,914 Roger? 332 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:37,209 Is that your name? Roger? Do you like that name? 333 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:40,254 I like it, too. Roger. 334 00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:42,006 -Tricia: That's it! (laughs) -Sam: K-K-Katie! 335 00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:43,966 ♪ Beautiful Katie ♪ 336 00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:47,803 ♪ You're the only g-g-girl that I adore ♪ 337 00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:51,557 ♪ Whenever the moon shines over the cow shed ♪ 338 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:54,602 ♪ I'll be waiting at the k-k-kitchen door ♪ 339 00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:57,187 -(laughter) -Oh my god. Classic Mom. 340 00:14:57,271 --> 00:15:00,065 -(laughing) -So bad... 341 00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,442 Oh, do you remember... 342 00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:03,110 Do you remember when Holly was over there, 343 00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:04,445 singing "Sentimental Journey," 344 00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:06,739 and she started pissing herself? 345 00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:09,491 (laughing) 346 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:12,661 You were laughing so hard that she just kept singing, 347 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,330 -and kept pissing herself? -Yeah! 348 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:17,333 -(laughter) -Oh, that's terrible. 349 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,753 (laughter fades) 350 00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:23,505 -(Sam gasps) -Hm... 351 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,549 Wow, I really miss her. 352 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:28,886 Yeah. 353 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,472 You... 354 00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:34,850 You still wear her necklace, huh? 355 00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:37,061 Yep. Every day. (sniffs) 356 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:39,730 (sighs) 357 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,567 (gasps) Oh my god! 358 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:45,361 What? 359 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,781 I just realized... 360 00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:51,325 this is why he's been working out. 361 00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:53,035 Oh, gross! 362 00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:56,914 -(Sam laughs) -This is so frickin' embarrassing! 363 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,375 (door opening) 364 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:02,503 -(grunts) Someone's here... -Ow. Sam! That's my hair-- Ow! 365 00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:05,547 -(hay rustling) -Ow... Ah! 366 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,924 Hello? 367 00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:09,259 -Oh, hey. -Oh, hey! 368 00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:10,886 This is my dog, Roger. 369 00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:12,221 -Hey, Roger! -Hey, Roger. 370 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,722 -Did I hurt you? -Mm-hmm. 371 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:17,059 -(birds chirping) -Come on, come on. Pick up, you motherfucker. 372 00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:18,727 Joel: So wait, 373 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,230 Rick is a drug-dealing adulterer? 374 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:23,190 Just an adulterer. I think the drug-dealing part 375 00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:25,484 -might not have been accurate. -(laughs) 376 00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,277 But wait, what about the big wad of cash? 377 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:29,196 I think he just saved up his allowance, 378 00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:31,740 so he didn't have to use their credit card at the motel 379 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,784 for the (whistling). Yeah... 380 00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:36,537 What a web of lies. 381 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:37,955 (burps): Yep. 382 00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,581 Oh... 383 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,458 You ladies been drinkin'? 384 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,460 -Don't worry about it. -(laughs) 385 00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:46,714 Sam: (gasps) Oh no! 386 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:49,258 The cupola's gone! 387 00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:52,761 -Dad's gonna be so sad. -He's not answering his phone! 388 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,930 She's not answering her phone! 389 00:16:55,013 --> 00:16:57,766 He's not at work! She's not at the store! 390 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:58,976 They're together! 391 00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:01,729 Well if they are, they don't have many options. 392 00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:04,440 -Here! Let's rock-and-roll! -(keys jingling) 393 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,525 -(laughs) -We can take my car. 394 00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:08,318 I think that's best. 395 00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,238 -You're not drunk, are you? -No! 396 00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:12,990 -Alright, good. -I'm high on life. 397 00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:16,201 -(Sam laughs) -I'm high on being a mother! 398 00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:24,835 Tricia: Wh-why are we parking here? Their cars aren't here. 399 00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,629 I never knew my daddy. 400 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,965 (birds chirping) 401 00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:33,010 But Mom said he always parked around back. 402 00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:34,386 Smart. 403 00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:42,060 (baby talk): Where's she going, Roger? 404 00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:47,232 -(normal voice): Well, she's doing it, isn't she? -Joel: Mm. 405 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:50,110 -Oh, there she goes. -I look a little wild. 406 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:53,113 Like, physically, do you think? 407 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:55,282 Yeah. I wasn't gonna say anything, 408 00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:57,409 -but yeah... -(laughs) 409 00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:59,787 Well, I was stuck in one of those drainage pipe things 410 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,246 -during a tornado. -Oh my god! 411 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,498 I'm sorry if I got a little messy! 412 00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:05,209 -Like the little baby Jessica? -(laughs) 413 00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:08,295 -No, I think she was in a well, right? -Oh shit. 414 00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:10,380 -Whoopsies, Roger. -But we made it, 415 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:13,008 didn't we? We survived, huh, Roger? 416 00:18:13,091 --> 00:18:14,635 We weathered that fucking storm. 417 00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:17,846 But you could have died, Roger! You could have died! 418 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,640 They're here! They're fucking here! 419 00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:21,975 -Oh shit. -Really? Oh. 420 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:25,521 -(leaves crunching) -(birds chirping) 421 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:27,606 Sam: Okay, and she's taking off her shirt. 422 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:29,900 Joel: Wow, that's a bold choice. 423 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,486 Oh, got a towel, 424 00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:35,531 walking around like she's a burglar in a cartoon. 425 00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:39,076 -(plastic thudding) -(ice dispensing) 426 00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:40,577 -Tricia: Hi! -Housekeeper: Hey. 427 00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,871 -Sam: She's making friends. -Tricia: How's it going? 428 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:46,834 -Housekeeper: Fine, how are you? -She's talking to a gentleman. 429 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:49,044 Do you have one of those universal key thingies... 430 00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:50,963 -Joel: Should we do something? -...I got locked out! 431 00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,548 Housekeeper: We use real keys... 432 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,383 Hey, about Pastor Deb. 433 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,927 (chatter continues) 434 00:18:57,010 --> 00:19:00,138 -Mm-hmm. -Tricia: My goddamn husband got his dick stuck... 435 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:03,267 -I know you feel bad, but... -Tricia: ...with my best friend... 436 00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:05,060 I'm glad you lied. 437 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,729 -About choir practice. -Tricia: They're right here. They're right next door. 438 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,314 Housekeeper: I know, but I don't know... 439 00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:12,234 Just for your information. 440 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,444 -Hey. I can't-- -Give me the keys! 441 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:17,614 -Um, okay, we need to go in there. -Yes, immediately, right now. 442 00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:20,117 -Fuck this ice. I want those keys, Weber. -(ice clattering) 443 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,327 -They're my keys. You're not gonna-- Hey! -Gimme the keys! 444 00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,454 -Weber, gimme the keys! -This is my job! I'm not gonna-- 445 00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:25,664 Tricia! 446 00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:27,124 Okay, I'll tell you what. 447 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:29,459 -For $50, I'll tell you the room number. -Yeah. 448 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,628 -Weber: For $100, I'll give you the key. -Tricia: Done. 449 00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:34,381 -Sam, pay the guy. -Uh, Joel, pay the guy. 450 00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:36,675 -Joel: What's your Venmo? -My what? 451 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,595 Oh, for God's sake. 452 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,930 (sighs) I guess we're just doing cash now? 453 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,937 -Oh, Tricia, are you sure? -Yep. 454 00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:52,316 -Oh fuck! -What the heck, Rick!? 455 00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:54,735 You have two hours to get home and get your crap, 456 00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:56,862 and you better not be there when I get back! 457 00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:58,155 -Do you hear me? -Rick: I... 458 00:19:58,238 --> 00:19:59,907 -Where is she? -Who? 459 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,366 You fucking know who! 460 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,497 Well, I guess, um, you're here-- 461 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,166 -(Charity grunts) -(both gasp) 462 00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:12,419 (coughing, gasping) 463 00:20:14,212 --> 00:20:16,548 (Tricia panting) 464 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,300 You fuckin' idiot. 465 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:22,721 (Charity coughing, gasping) 466 00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:36,443 Y-you wanna stop and get some ice cream? 467 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,542 You want me to come and sit with you back there... 468 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:55,170 -No. -Okay. 469 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,179 (gasps) Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Look, look. 470 00:21:04,262 --> 00:21:05,889 -What? -Look! 471 00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:08,684 Oh shit! 472 00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:11,103 (cuts engine) 473 00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:13,855 (birds chirping) 474 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,441 It looks pretty good. It looks pretty good! 475 00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:19,695 (keys jingling) 476 00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:22,364 (metal clanging) 477 00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:23,824 Oh my god, it fits! 478 00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:26,243 Joel: (laughs) Is she okay? 479 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,291 Fuck! 480 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,460 Yeah, she'll be fine. 481 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,216 -(door slams) -(alarm beeping) 482 00:21:41,299 --> 00:21:42,759 Sam: (sighs) Fucking seatbelt. 483 00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:46,013 (light piano playing) 484 00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:59,609 (keys jingling) 485 00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:05,490 (unlocks door) 486 00:22:11,329 --> 00:22:12,456 (locks door) 487 00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:27,346 (sighs) 488 00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:33,310 (couch squeaking) 489 00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,395 (sighs) 490 00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:38,648 (creaking) 491 00:22:45,155 --> 00:22:46,990 (sighs) 492 00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:53,205 (typing) 493 00:22:54,998 --> 00:22:58,752 (line ringing) 494 00:22:58,835 --> 00:23:00,128 Joel (on phone): Sam! 495 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:02,214 -(Sam giggles) -How crazy was that? 496 00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:05,050 (laughing) I know! 497 00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:08,762 -Oh my god, I couldn't believe that shit. -Joel: God. 498 00:23:08,845 --> 00:23:11,807 -Joel: What are you up to? -Chillaxing. Oh fuck, I lost my blanket. 499 00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:14,476 (both laugh) 500 00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:16,645 -Yeah. (laughs) -Joel: Yeah. 501 00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:20,524 ♪ ♪