1 00:00:06,256 --> 00:00:08,383 (wind blowing) 2 00:00:08,466 --> 00:00:10,385 ("Kansas State Line" by Connie Conway playing) 3 00:00:10,468 --> 00:00:12,220 (chickens clucking) 4 00:00:12,303 --> 00:00:16,307 ♪ I've never been west of the Kansas state line ♪ 5 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:20,061 ♪ I've stayed home all my life and I've worked all the time ♪ 6 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:22,397 ♪ But I'm a rover at heart ♪ 7 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:24,399 ♪ And made up my mind ♪ 8 00:00:24,482 --> 00:00:28,445 ♪ To see what's out west of the Kansas state line ♪ 9 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:30,488 ♪ My daddy's a farmer ♪ 10 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:33,241 ♪ In the Middle West, he swears that... ♪ 11 00:00:33,324 --> 00:00:34,784 (paper crinkling) 12 00:00:42,625 --> 00:00:45,462 Few quick things before lunch. Joel, raise your hand. 13 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:47,797 Joel is gonna be supervising Krista's team 14 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,132 while she's in recovery. 15 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:51,092 Don't forget to sign her card. 16 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:53,803 This afternoon, Larry's team's gonna meet with me in the annex 17 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,805 to go over the rubric for Ohio third grade, 18 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,016 so we can get a head start on that. 19 00:00:58,099 --> 00:01:00,101 Lastly, e-cigarettes... 20 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,604 (loud slurping) 21 00:01:05,648 --> 00:01:06,733 (sighs) 22 00:01:10,111 --> 00:01:11,571 (clears throat) 23 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:17,452 -(crinkling cup) -(sniffs) 24 00:01:31,132 --> 00:01:32,300 (laughs) 25 00:01:35,845 --> 00:01:36,930 (sniffles) 26 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:39,682 (gasps) 27 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:41,351 (soft crying) 28 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:43,770 (sobs) 29 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:47,315 (sniffling) 30 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:50,109 (crying) 31 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:52,612 (gasps) 32 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:54,906 (sobs) 33 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,870 (sniffles, sighs) 34 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:04,374 (heavy breathing) 35 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:06,918 -Hey... -(gasping) 36 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:10,421 -Are you okay? -(sniffs) 37 00:02:11,422 --> 00:02:12,590 Yeah. 38 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:16,135 Sorry. I was just... 39 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:17,679 reading this little girl's essay, 40 00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:18,763 and it wasn't even that sad, 41 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:20,849 you know? (sniffs, exhales) 42 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:24,060 It was just about... 43 00:02:24,143 --> 00:02:26,396 teaching her little sister how to take her... 44 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:28,648 training wheels off her bike. 45 00:02:30,775 --> 00:02:33,027 -(blows nose) -Must've been a good essay. 46 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:34,696 It was kinda mediocre, actually. 47 00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:36,281 -(laughs) -(sighs) 48 00:02:36,364 --> 00:02:38,783 But it just got me. (blows nose) 49 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:40,159 It happens. 50 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:42,704 Sorry, I just... 51 00:02:42,787 --> 00:02:46,207 I lost my sister six months ago, so I'm a little... 52 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:47,375 Joel: I know. 53 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:49,752 I'm so sorry about Holly. 54 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:53,423 She was a few years ahead of us, right? 55 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:56,342 I'm sorry, I didn't-- (sniffs) 56 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:58,261 I didn't realize that we went to high school together. 57 00:02:58,344 --> 00:03:00,471 We were in show choir together. 58 00:03:02,181 --> 00:03:05,310 No, I... I knew I recognized you. 59 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:07,353 No, you didn't. 60 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:11,149 -I didn't. -It's all good. 61 00:03:11,232 --> 00:03:12,984 A lot of people don't remember me. 62 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:16,070 Hey, if you wanna take off for the rest of the day, 63 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:18,406 I'll tell Irma you got diarrhea or something. 64 00:03:18,489 --> 00:03:20,617 (sniffs) Yeah? 65 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:22,201 And it made me cry? 66 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:24,495 (laughing) 67 00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:27,081 I guess that is kind of weird. (laughs) 68 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:29,042 I'll think of something. (laughs) 69 00:03:29,125 --> 00:03:31,127 I can just leave? 70 00:03:31,210 --> 00:03:32,337 You're free! 71 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:35,048 (laughs) 72 00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:37,800 -Thank you. -Feel better. 73 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,427 (inhales, sighs) 74 00:03:39,510 --> 00:03:45,016 (light theme playing) 75 00:03:45,099 --> 00:03:47,226 (birds chirping) 76 00:03:56,694 --> 00:03:58,071 (brakes creak) 77 00:04:07,163 --> 00:04:08,998 -How's it going, Sam? -Hey, Ran-dog. 78 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,792 -(sighs) -Hey... 79 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:14,754 -Did you know that Kayleigh Normandin wrote a book? -Yeah. 80 00:04:14,837 --> 00:04:17,590 Everyone's freaking out 'cause it's about high school. 81 00:04:18,883 --> 00:04:21,427 -Like, our years. -Oh shit. 82 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:24,013 So, uh, do we all get nailed or? 83 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,890 I just hope my DUI isn't in it. 84 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:27,350 Tammy doesn't know. 85 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:31,104 Do you think it's gonna be any good? 86 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:33,648 Yeah, I wouldn't worry about that. (laughs) 87 00:04:33,731 --> 00:04:35,733 You want a broken muffin? 88 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:37,443 Yes, I would. 89 00:04:38,736 --> 00:04:40,738 Hey, Shannon, is your mom home? 90 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:42,365 Shannon (on phone): Mom, it's Auntie Sam! 91 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:44,492 -Hey, what are you doing tonight? -Sam (on phone): Nothin'. 92 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:46,160 Can I come over and look through Holly's clothes? 93 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:48,037 -Sam: Dude, of course! Anytime. -Awesome. 94 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,081 -Here she is. -Tricia (on phone): Hey, what's up? 95 00:04:50,164 --> 00:04:52,834 Why didn't you tell me Kayleigh Normandin wrote a dumb book? 96 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:55,003 Tricia: Yeah, I mean, I don't know, because I-- 97 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:57,380 'cause I don't care? I don't have time to talk right now. 98 00:04:57,463 --> 00:05:00,258 -I'll just call you back, okay? Bye. -(clicking) 99 00:05:00,341 --> 00:05:01,884 You know what? Don't worry about it. 100 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,136 I'll just see you at Mom and Dad's. 101 00:05:03,219 --> 00:05:05,847 -What the fuck?! -(truck unlocking) 102 00:05:08,599 --> 00:05:10,018 (panting) 103 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:12,353 Oh, I'm sorry. The... 104 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:13,813 I have the same car. (laughs) 105 00:05:13,896 --> 00:05:15,815 My mistake. Fuck! 106 00:05:15,898 --> 00:05:18,568 Shannon: Aren't you gonna move into Aunt Holly's room? 107 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:21,821 Sam: I don't know. I'm kinda used to the couch. 108 00:05:21,904 --> 00:05:24,532 (country music playing on radio) 109 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:27,577 ♪ All I know is heading down to Nashville... ♪ 110 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:29,370 I love this one. 111 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:31,039 Sam: That was just last year. 112 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:33,791 ♪ On a rusty, dusty... ♪ 113 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:37,086 (sighs) You know, I keep trying to go through her stuff, 114 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,839 and I get kinda stuck. 115 00:05:39,922 --> 00:05:41,758 ♪ Ooh... ♪ 116 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:45,762 Oh my god. Manic Panic? Can we? 117 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:48,598 Fuck yeah, we can. (laughs) 118 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:51,309 (sniffs) Oh my god. 119 00:05:51,392 --> 00:05:54,103 I love that smell. Smell it. 120 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:56,814 You know what? 121 00:05:56,898 --> 00:05:59,233 I don't know, my mom might kill me. 122 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:02,403 Well... 123 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:05,114 -We could do just the tips. -Yeah, just the tips. 124 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:07,533 -Yeah, just the tips! -Just the tips! 125 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:09,911 -You know not to fall for that, right? -Sam, I know! 126 00:06:09,994 --> 00:06:11,913 Okay, I'm just checkin'. 127 00:06:11,996 --> 00:06:14,373 I don't need gloves for this shit, do I? 128 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:16,834 -You're good. -Okay. 129 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:19,128 -(radio playing) -You know that says 130 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:21,005 -"Lez Zeppelin"? -Yeah, 131 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:23,800 -and it's bad-ass, right? -Yeah, it is. 132 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:28,763 (sighs) Check me out. 133 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,974 -Shannon: You look fierce. -Sam: Hm. 134 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:33,601 -Look at those guns! -Yeah. 135 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,896 Show choir... 136 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:39,690 Oh my god! (gasps) 137 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:41,776 I'm such a dick! 138 00:06:41,859 --> 00:06:44,403 There he is... 139 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:47,281 -You still got it. -Joel: I never had it. 140 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:49,700 Look at that gorgeous wave of bangs you had. 141 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:52,286 -(laughs) -This is a very nice manicure, by the way. 142 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:54,330 Oh, thank you so much for noticing. 143 00:06:54,413 --> 00:06:55,540 (laughs) 144 00:07:03,714 --> 00:07:05,299 We go to the same church. 145 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:09,679 -I'm a pianist. -Pianist? 146 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:11,973 -(laughs) -Cute. 147 00:07:12,056 --> 00:07:13,641 Hey, do you miss this? 148 00:07:13,724 --> 00:07:15,351 Fuckin' high school? No. 149 00:07:15,434 --> 00:07:17,812 No. (laughs) Performing. 150 00:07:17,895 --> 00:07:19,689 No... 151 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:21,858 I used to love watching you sing. 152 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:23,776 You were so joyful. 153 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:25,695 It, like, soaked into me. 154 00:07:25,778 --> 00:07:27,155 Nothing made me happy in high school, 155 00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:28,823 and that made me so happy. 156 00:07:30,074 --> 00:07:31,492 Thank you. 157 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:34,036 -Your voice, it was like next level. -Come on... 158 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,496 It is! 159 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:36,873 That Peter Gabriel duet you did 160 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:38,499 at the Sadie Hawkins dance? That killed me! 161 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:40,418 Gah! 162 00:07:40,501 --> 00:07:42,795 Kayleigh Normandin was so pissed... 163 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:44,589 -Oh god. -...that I got picked for that, but, you know, 164 00:07:44,672 --> 00:07:46,716 you got the voice of an angel, what are you gonna do? 165 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:49,051 (both laughing) 166 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:51,554 She was like high school talented. It's not special. 167 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:53,306 She looks exactly the same, doesn't she? 168 00:07:54,223 --> 00:07:56,434 -Ah! -(laughs) 169 00:07:56,517 --> 00:07:58,769 Do you know she has a book signing on Saturday? 170 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:00,563 -Um, yeah. -(laughs) 171 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:02,523 I had heard a little somethin' about that. 172 00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:05,276 No offense, but that is so crazy to me! 173 00:08:05,359 --> 00:08:06,569 Thank you! 174 00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:08,863 Didn't she get caught like plagiarizing in high school? 175 00:08:08,946 --> 00:08:11,032 -Repeatedly! -Oh my god! 176 00:08:11,115 --> 00:08:12,617 Do you wanna go? 177 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:18,331 (lively music playing) 178 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:24,837 (laughing) 179 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:26,047 Okay. 180 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:28,007 Oh my god. 181 00:08:28,090 --> 00:08:30,051 -Oh no. Oh no! -(laughs) 182 00:08:30,134 --> 00:08:32,094 -Why hire a graphic designer? -Why? 183 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:35,056 -No. Okay, uh... -Alright, just read it. 184 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:40,603 "As the bus propelled itself away from the auditorium, 185 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:43,940 and the clouds began to deluge around us..." 186 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:46,901 -Oh, this is great. -(laughs) 187 00:08:46,984 --> 00:08:49,570 It's like it was translated from another language. 188 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:52,240 -(laughs) -Well, look for me. Am I in there? 189 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:54,700 I gotta be in there. 190 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:57,578 Samantha's... 191 00:08:58,829 --> 00:09:00,665 You are in here. 192 00:09:00,748 --> 00:09:02,166 Well, what's it say? 193 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,210 What's it say? 194 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:13,970 (laughter) 195 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:15,638 I mean, this is... 196 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:18,474 Oh, this is a piece of shit. 197 00:09:18,557 --> 00:09:20,601 -It is. It's a piece of shit. -It is a piece of shit but, 198 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:22,478 you know, I'm actually kind of honored to be in it. 199 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,230 -I mean-- -You're honored to have 200 00:09:24,313 --> 00:09:25,940 your high school trauma memorialized 201 00:09:26,023 --> 00:09:28,943 in a shitty, self-published memoir? 202 00:09:29,026 --> 00:09:31,320 -Yeah! -Ha! Good for you. 203 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,823 (both laugh) 204 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:35,533 But, I mean... 205 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:39,120 I mean, she actually did it. She... 206 00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:41,122 Kayleigh wrote a fucking book. 207 00:09:41,205 --> 00:09:44,417 Did she? It's 64 pages long. 208 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:46,919 Well, I guess that qualifies then as a booklet. 209 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,504 (laughs) 210 00:09:48,587 --> 00:09:51,674 Somethin' you might pick up and read on the toilet, right? 211 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:54,802 -Somethin' you might find in the toilet. -Yeah! (laughs) 212 00:09:54,885 --> 00:09:57,972 ♪ ♪ 213 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:04,020 Mary Jo: Tricia, Jesus Christ, 214 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:06,147 -you trying to air condition the whole house? -No, I'm-- 215 00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:08,983 -Close the door. -Mom, I'm just trying to make room! 216 00:10:09,066 --> 00:10:11,110 -(door opens) -It's a mess in here. 217 00:10:11,193 --> 00:10:13,821 Why do you have to criticize everything I do? 218 00:10:13,904 --> 00:10:16,157 -Tricia: I'm not. -Hey, Mom. 219 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:17,533 Well, look who just waltzed in. 220 00:10:17,616 --> 00:10:19,785 Well, we didn't think you were coming. We already ate. 221 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:23,956 Alright, well I'll just have beer. 222 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,667 (video game noises) 223 00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:32,340 (gunfire, explosions) 224 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:38,637 -Did you bring your Nintendo? -It's not a Nintendo. 225 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,848 Okay... 226 00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:42,224 Dick... 227 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:45,478 (video game noises continue) 228 00:10:49,273 --> 00:10:50,941 -Hey! -(giggles) 229 00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:53,194 (quietly): Your hair looks fucking awesome. 230 00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:54,945 Mom is super pissed. 231 00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:57,490 Just maybe don't let her see your hands. 232 00:10:57,573 --> 00:10:59,033 -Okay. -Hey, Dad? 233 00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:00,451 Rick: Not now, Shan. 234 00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:02,370 I just wanted to see if I can, like, borrow-- 235 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:03,829 -(bang) -(liquid spills) 236 00:11:05,289 --> 00:11:06,248 (laughing) 237 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,625 -Who closed the door? -Dad! 238 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:10,169 -Are you okay, Mom? -(laughing) 239 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:11,879 Ugh... 240 00:11:12,963 --> 00:11:14,173 (footsteps descending) 241 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:20,221 (plastic crinkling) 242 00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:26,102 (footsteps descending) 243 00:11:27,686 --> 00:11:30,272 (plastic crinkling) 244 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:34,026 You know Shannon has yearbook photos next week? 245 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,362 That's great. She's gonna look really cool. 246 00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:37,697 Do you have any idea 247 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,865 how much it costs to... 248 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,368 strip, lowlight, re-highlight, and then 249 00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:44,912 add a gloss, Sam? 250 00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:46,747 -Uh, literally no idea-- -Well, 251 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:48,582 it's a lot. 252 00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:52,795 You know, I think maybe you can take it a little easier on her. 253 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:54,213 She's just like a kid. 254 00:11:54,296 --> 00:11:56,006 -It's what they do. They're trying to-- -Sorry, sorry. 255 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,967 Just... excuse me? 256 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,970 I mean, she's a good kid. 257 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:03,055 Uh-huh, and just who are you, exactly, 258 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:05,099 to give advice to anyone 259 00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:07,977 -about literally anything? -What? 260 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,521 I mean, what are you doing with your goddamn life? 261 00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:11,939 Jesus Christ, Tricia. 262 00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:13,732 No, no, really. Actually, I'm asking. 263 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:17,570 Like, I wanna know. What are you doing with your life? 264 00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:19,655 Well, I came home so I could take care of Holly 265 00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:21,782 -because nobody else wanted to! -Okay, right. So, 266 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:24,785 that was one year? Right? One. 267 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,620 And so then what were you doing for the, uh, 268 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:30,207 is it 10 or 15 years before that in Lawrence? 269 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,668 What were you doing then? 270 00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:35,588 And then, what have you been doing since then? 271 00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:37,882 I mean, you're coming at me really hard right now. 272 00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:39,842 -I don't understand what this is all about! -You know what, 273 00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:41,635 it was always you and Holly. 274 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:44,013 You and Holly in your own little world. 275 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:46,640 And now, you're trying... 276 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:50,561 to glom onto my daughter, 277 00:12:50,644 --> 00:12:53,355 and make her your new Holly, and it's not gonna happen. 278 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,483 Wha-- I'm her aunt! What are you talking about? 279 00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:57,359 I don't understand what this means! 280 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:58,819 You're dyeing her hair. 281 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:01,822 You are giving her Holly's gay-ass T-shirts. 282 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,949 And I-- I mean, like, 283 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,743 literally gay, okay? I'm not saying "gay" 284 00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:08,287 -like it's a bad word, gay, so don't start with all that. -Oh, yes, you are. 285 00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,206 -Yes, you are! -Could you just... 286 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:13,626 Could you just chill out and lower your voice, please? 287 00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:18,672 (quieter): How can you talk about our sister that way? 288 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:22,009 -How? It's our fucking sister. -I mean, 289 00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:24,428 love the sinner, hate the sin. 290 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:25,888 It's pretty simple. 291 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:29,350 Rick: Babe, I'm still hungry! What should I eat? 292 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:34,772 The Mexican casserole's really good! 293 00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,233 There she is. 294 00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:44,615 -(Tricia sniffs, clears throat) -(ascending footsteps) 295 00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:48,202 (insects chirping) 296 00:13:48,285 --> 00:13:49,912 (arrow flying, thuds) 297 00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:55,417 Hey, Dad. 298 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,419 (bow straining) 299 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,296 (arrow flying, thuds) 300 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,048 You hiding, too? 301 00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:02,675 Yep. 302 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:06,178 Jesus Christ. 303 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,597 You think we need to talk to Mom again? 304 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,600 She ain't gonna listen. 305 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,144 (bow straining) 306 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:16,855 -What a shitty year, huh? -Yeah. 307 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:23,237 -(farts) -(laughs) 308 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,447 -(laughs) -Love you, too, Dad. 309 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:28,909 I was pulling down so hard on the bow trying to keep it still. 310 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,953 -Here. -(laughs) 311 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,496 I, uh... 312 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:35,749 I ran into, uh, Coach Spence the other day, uh... 313 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,419 You know, he, uh, 314 00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:41,088 he asked about your singing. 315 00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:42,965 What's he care about my singing? 316 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:45,134 I think he was just wondering how you were doing. 317 00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:48,846 (sighs) I'm doing great, Dad. 318 00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:51,098 So good. 319 00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:54,393 If anyone asks, you can just tell them... 320 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:58,522 (sighs) You know, I just... 321 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,318 I miss her so much. 322 00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:06,739 And... 323 00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:08,907 I don't really know where I belong here. 324 00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:11,660 And Tricia... 325 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,998 I don't know. 326 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:21,378 For what it's worth, uh... 327 00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:25,674 -It's nice to have you back home. -(arrow flying, thuds) 328 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,057 -(break room chatter) -(machines beeping) 329 00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:36,143 Todd: If they're writing about drugs or if a kid is writing about 330 00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:38,020 having sex with a bunch of people all at one time, 331 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,605 -that's a problem for me. -Monica: Yeah, 332 00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:42,274 but if the essay topic was "What I did on summer vacation," 333 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,234 -and that's what they did... -No, no, no. Oh my god. 334 00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:46,987 -...then they're on topic. -Either way, it puts us in a difficult situation... 335 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,031 (sighs) God, shut up! 336 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:52,242 (popcorn popping) 337 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:56,747 (door opens) 338 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,166 (door shuts) 339 00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,753 (Joel sighs) 340 00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:04,713 Just pretend that we're having a serious conversation. 341 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,757 Irma said that I have to talk to you. 342 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:09,218 -I'm sorry. -Oh, I don't give a fuck. 343 00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:11,720 I hate that kid. He's gonna get fired. Everybody hates that kid. 344 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,138 Sorry, it's just like, it's like, 345 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:15,808 -my second breakdown this week. -Joel: Meh. 346 00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:18,352 -It's the fluorescent lighting in here. -(laughs) 347 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:23,982 God, I can't believe I like "know you" know you now. 348 00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:27,528 -Are you fuckin' with me? -No. You're a big fuckin' deal. 349 00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:35,786 Hey, what are you doing tonight? 350 00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:37,871 -Sam: Oh, me? -Yeah. 351 00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:40,999 Laying low. 352 00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:45,587 Lower than usual even. (laughs) 353 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:49,717 Here's a little invite to this thing I do. Choir practice. 354 00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:54,138 Do you know, um, Faith Presbyterian? 355 00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:55,889 That church in the Mills Mall? 356 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,809 Yeah, but I'm not really much of a church person. 357 00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:01,228 No, no. It's church-adjacent. It's fun. 358 00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,647 No presh, but... 359 00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,025 I think you'd really like it. 360 00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:16,452 (muffled splash) 361 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:19,455 ♪ ♪ 362 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,498 (muffled swimming) 363 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:25,252 (splashing) 364 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:35,053 (muffled women chattering) 365 00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:42,853 (overlapping chatter, laughter) 366 00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:50,027 (chatter, laughter continues) 367 00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:55,407 (laughter) 368 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,499 (shuts door) 369 00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:13,342 (door shuts) 370 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:16,595 (muffled party music) 371 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:29,149 (music gets louder) 372 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:34,363 (laughter, chatter) 373 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:41,620 (party music) 374 00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:44,873 (indistinct chatter) 375 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:55,217 (chatter continues) 376 00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,471 Oh my god, you came! 377 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,390 -(laughing) -Yes. 378 00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:03,684 Hey, take these ones... 379 00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:06,228 and then put them in that one over there. 380 00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:08,063 -(mic tapping) -Emcee: Hot mic! 381 00:19:08,146 --> 00:19:10,148 Hold on. Gimme a sec, folks. One sec. 382 00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:11,525 (indistinct singing) 383 00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:15,362 What is this? I thought this was like choir practice. 384 00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:18,156 Well, that's what the church gave me keys for, 385 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,908 so that's what I call it. 386 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:23,036 This isn't, like, officially sanctioned. 387 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,539 -(giggles) -Emcee: Good evening. 388 00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:27,624 I'm Fred Rococo, and welcome to 389 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,878 the fourth ever choir practice, y'all. Come on! 390 00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:34,214 (applause, cheering) 391 00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:36,508 Fred: It's gonna get better, I promise. 392 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:39,428 Now, Joel, remind me the theme of tonight's sermon. 393 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:42,556 -Choose the right way! -Ah, alright. Well, would you get over here 394 00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:44,600 and get behind the keys and tickle me something? 395 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,602 -Come on! -Okay. I'll be right back. 396 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:49,271 -Don't leave. Don't leave, okay? -Fred: Take your time, Joel. 397 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:52,566 -(Joel laughs) -We got stuff to do. Come on. 398 00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:56,028 -Something nice. Nice and vampy. Oh, that's great. Great. -(playing jaunty piano) 399 00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:59,781 Alright. Choose the right way. 400 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,451 Who would've ever imagined that these two nobodies 401 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:05,037 would some day make it all the way 402 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,914 to this here stage 403 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:10,000 at a Presbyterian church in a dying mall 404 00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:13,211 in the eighth biggest town in Kansas? 405 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,255 -Believe in your dreams, kids. -(scattered cheering) 406 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:17,257 Come on, we did it! 407 00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:18,926 (applause) 408 00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:21,803 So tonight, we're gonna do some drinkin', 409 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,431 some dancin', and some fellowshippin'. 410 00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:25,933 And, uh, our first performer, 411 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:28,477 even though we're not quite ready and the lights aren't set, 412 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,647 insisted on coming and joining us right now. 413 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,565 So please, uh, let's give her 414 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,776 a big choir practice welcome, 415 00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:38,195 the incomparable Irma! 416 00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:39,863 (applause) 417 00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:43,116 (piano vamping ends) 418 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,036 -("Conga" by Gloria Estefan) -(singing): Come on, shake your body, baby, do the conga. 419 00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:48,080 ♪ I know you can't control yourself any longer ♪ 420 00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:51,124 ♪ Come on, shake your body, baby, do the conga, I know you... ♪ 421 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:52,793 (overlapping chatter) 422 00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:54,586 -Joel: Hey! -Oh shit... 423 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,255 Uh, hey, y'all. So, this is Sam, and you know Michael. 424 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,466 -Yeah, hi. Hi, Michael. -Hi, Sam. 425 00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:01,718 -Tiffani: Uh, Tiffani. -Sam: Oh, hi. I'm Sam. 426 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:02,803 Irma: Ow! 427 00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:05,639 -(crowd cheering) -("Conga" continues) 428 00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:07,474 Tiffani: I love this thing, 429 00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:10,102 but I still get a little creeped out being inside a church. 430 00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:12,938 -It brings some shit up. -I know, and you're not 431 00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:15,607 the only one that's said that, but, um, 432 00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:19,194 for all the fucked-up shit that I would never defend and... 433 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,738 all the times I've been excluded... 434 00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:24,074 this is still where I find comfort. 435 00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:26,034 That's called Stockholm Syndrome. 436 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,995 -(laughter) -Fred: Hey. Are you gonna introduce me 437 00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:29,496 -or what? Come on. -(laughter) 438 00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:33,250 -Sam, this is Fred Rococo. -Oh, hey, Fred Rococo. 439 00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:34,334 Please... 440 00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:36,211 Call me Fred Rococo. That's a strong shake. 441 00:21:36,294 --> 00:21:37,963 (laughs) 442 00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:39,381 Michael: Oh my god. What did the book say? 443 00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:41,591 -Michael... -I'm sorry! He tells me everything. 444 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:44,386 This mean girl wrote a book called "Showgirls," and she wrote 445 00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:46,096 about Sam, and she used her real name. 446 00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:48,724 -Hold up. The book is called "Showgirls"? -Sam: It's about show choir. 447 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:50,642 Tiffani: Does she not know about "Showgirls"? 448 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:53,812 -Fred: Great movie. -Michael: Agreed. Wait, wait, but, like, 449 00:21:53,895 --> 00:21:55,188 so like, what did she say about you? 450 00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:58,942 -Just some ridiculous made-up shit. -Tiffani: Like? 451 00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:00,318 Sam: Oh, there's just... 452 00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:03,780 this chapter about this dumb rumor she spread junior year 453 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:05,532 about me sucking on tampons. 454 00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:07,701 -Oof... (laughs) -Michael: Oh my god. 455 00:22:07,784 --> 00:22:10,120 -Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. -Michael: Wait, 456 00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:11,288 do girls do that? 457 00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:12,664 No! No one does that! 458 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:15,042 I mean, somebody probably does somewhere. 459 00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:17,044 -God bless 'em. -No! 460 00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:19,004 They called her Sampire. 461 00:22:19,087 --> 00:22:21,840 -Michael: Oh my god! Kids fucking suck. -Joel: Yeah. 462 00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:23,967 You know what my great grandmother used to say? 463 00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:26,762 "I'm not gonna hit you, but run into this." 464 00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:28,930 (laughter) 465 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,182 Well, thanks, guys. 466 00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:32,267 -Don't call me Sampire. -You got it. 467 00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:34,603 You know what? Take that word back. Own it! 468 00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:36,438 -Fuck no. -(doo-wop song begins) 469 00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:38,273 ♪ ♪ 470 00:22:38,356 --> 00:22:41,443 ♪ Oh, my eyes would close ♪ 471 00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:44,988 ♪ 'Cause you smile ♪ 472 00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:48,283 ♪ With the beauty of a rose ♪ 473 00:22:48,366 --> 00:22:51,453 ♪ And the moon stops to hear ♪ 474 00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:53,413 ♪ The song ♪ 475 00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:55,207 (inaudible) 476 00:22:55,290 --> 00:22:57,000 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 477 00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:59,961 ♪ You got that thing... ♪ 478 00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:02,380 -Thank you, thank you, thank you. -(applause) 479 00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:03,799 You know, it feels so good 480 00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:06,259 to be with you all in Manhattan, Kansas. 481 00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:09,471 Now, I have to specify because there's two Manhattans, 482 00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:12,599 and both of them are my favorite places to do showbiz. 483 00:23:12,682 --> 00:23:16,061 Two Manhattans. Also what I had for breakfast this morning. 484 00:23:16,144 --> 00:23:17,854 -(rimshot) -(laughter) 485 00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:20,607 Come on, people, that's a joke! Get with the program! 486 00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:22,901 -Come on! -(rimshot) 487 00:23:22,984 --> 00:23:25,654 -(laughter) -(drumming) 488 00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:29,449 When he looked at me in social studies, my pants burned. 489 00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:32,661 -(stifled laugh) -Like my whole body froze. 490 00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:36,832 -I wish I had boobies... -(light laughter) 491 00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:39,292 so he would want... to touch them. 492 00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:42,254 (stifled laughter, getting louder) 493 00:23:42,337 --> 00:23:44,756 Oh, come on! One more day! 494 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,174 (clapping) 495 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:48,510 That was Michael with some more stolen moments 496 00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:50,137 from his sister's diary. 497 00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:53,890 (applause) 498 00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:55,517 Joel (on mic): So, um, 499 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,435 one of my favorite singers in 500 00:23:57,519 --> 00:24:00,230 the entire world is here with us tonight. 501 00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:06,361 Sampire. Come on up here. 502 00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:09,531 No! 503 00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:11,741 Joel: Sampire... 504 00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:13,160 Sampire... 505 00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:16,413 Crowd: Sampire... Sampire... 506 00:24:16,496 --> 00:24:18,957 Sampire... Sampire! 507 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,208 The public demands it! 508 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:23,044 All: Sampire! Sampire! Sampire! 509 00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:25,881 -Sampire! Sampire! Sampire! -(clapping) 510 00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:28,550 (cheering, applause) 511 00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:31,845 (Joel playing "Don't Give Up") 512 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:38,018 I'll sing the Kate Bush part. 513 00:24:40,353 --> 00:24:41,521 (sighs) 514 00:24:44,107 --> 00:24:46,151 I haven't done this for a long time. 515 00:24:46,234 --> 00:24:48,361 (piano continues) 516 00:24:57,370 --> 00:24:59,372 (exhales) 517 00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:02,709 ♪ In this proud land, we grew up strong ♪ 518 00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:06,504 ♪ We were wanted all along ♪ 519 00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:11,760 ♪ I was taught to fight, taught to win ♪ 520 00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:15,555 ♪ I never thought I could fail ♪ 521 00:25:17,390 --> 00:25:20,185 ♪ No fight left or so it seems ♪ 522 00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:24,940 ♪ I'm a man whose dreams have all deserted ♪ 523 00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:29,402 ♪ I changed my face, I changed my name ♪ 524 00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:32,072 ♪ But no one wants you ♪ 525 00:25:32,155 --> 00:25:34,574 ♪ When you lose ♪ 526 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,326 (cymbal taps) 527 00:25:36,409 --> 00:25:39,037 Joel (singing): ♪ Don't give up... ♪ 528 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,122 ♪ 'Cause you have friends ♪ 529 00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:47,796 ♪ Don't give up ♪ 530 00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:51,216 ♪ You're not beaten yet ♪ 531 00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:56,846 ♪ Don't give up ♪ 532 00:25:56,930 --> 00:26:00,308 ♪ 'Cause somewhere, there's a place ♪ 533 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:03,645 ♪ Where we belong ♪ 534 00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:05,480 (music swelling) 535 00:26:05,563 --> 00:26:07,691 ♪ Rest your head ♪ 536 00:26:09,276 --> 00:26:12,070 ♪ You worry too much ♪ 537 00:26:13,613 --> 00:26:16,366 ♪ It's gonna be alright ♪ 538 00:26:19,035 --> 00:26:22,497 Both (singing): ♪ When times get rough... ♪ 539 00:26:22,580 --> 00:26:25,292 ♪ You can fall back ♪ 540 00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:27,836 ♪ On us ♪ 541 00:26:27,919 --> 00:26:30,046 ♪ Don't give up ♪ 542 00:26:31,172 --> 00:26:33,383 ♪ Please don't give up ♪ 543 00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:35,176 (sighs) 544 00:26:37,053 --> 00:26:41,016 ♪ Gonna walk out of here ♪ 545 00:26:41,099 --> 00:26:43,184 ♪ I can't take ♪ 546 00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:45,520 ♪ Anymore ♪ 547 00:26:45,603 --> 00:26:49,816 ♪ I'm gonna stand on that bridge ♪ 548 00:26:49,899 --> 00:26:53,653 ♪ Keep my eyes down below ♪ 549 00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:57,866 ♪ Whatever may come ♪ 550 00:26:58,908 --> 00:27:02,829 ♪ And whatever may go ♪ 551 00:27:02,912 --> 00:27:05,665 ♪ That river's flowing ♪ 552 00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:10,587 ♪ That river's flowing ♪ 553 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:19,554 (song ends) 554 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:23,641 (applause, cheering) 555 00:27:29,272 --> 00:27:31,649 (cheering continues) 556 00:27:33,777 --> 00:27:37,072 ("My Sentiment" by Universal Togetherness Band playing) 557 00:27:41,409 --> 00:27:43,370 (cheering continues) 558 00:27:43,453 --> 00:27:46,581 ♪ Ooh... ♪ 559 00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:50,919 ♪ Ooh... ♪ 560 00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:04,599 ♪ Ooh... ♪ 561 00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:09,270 ♪ Ooh... ♪ 562 00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:13,024 ♪ Lovely girl, I wish that ♪ 563 00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:16,945 ♪ I could make love to you ♪ 564 00:28:20,448 --> 00:28:22,575 ♪ And you'd be mine ♪ 565 00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:26,663 ♪ I never wanna lose you ♪ 566 00:28:29,165 --> 00:28:33,420 ♪ Watching you is the highlight of my day ♪ 567 00:28:33,503 --> 00:28:36,214 ♪ And afternoons with you are like ♪ 568 00:28:36,297 --> 00:28:39,592 ♪ A dream come true ♪ 569 00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:43,638 ♪ My sentiments ♪ 570 00:28:43,721 --> 00:28:47,517 ♪ Of your, my sentiments ♪ 571 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,145 ♪ Of your sweet baby ♪ 572 00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:52,689 ♪ My sentiments ♪ 573 00:28:52,772 --> 00:28:54,399 ♪ Of your ♪ 574 00:28:54,482 --> 00:28:57,652 ♪ My sentiments... ♪