1 00:00:06,297 --> 00:00:08,298 Sam: Don't look at me like that. 2 00:00:08,299 --> 00:00:11,135 Huh? You want one more stretchies? 3 00:00:11,136 --> 00:00:14,680 You want one more stretchies? Oh, he's such a good boy. 4 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:16,473 - You're such a good boy! - (Sheri chuckling) 5 00:00:16,474 --> 00:00:18,517 Yes! (laughs) 6 00:00:18,518 --> 00:00:20,686 Wow, he really gives it up, doesn't he? 7 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:22,187 Sheri: Just for you, Sammy. 8 00:00:22,188 --> 00:00:23,480 Oh, yeah, right. (laughs) 9 00:00:23,481 --> 00:00:24,940 (straining) Okay, okay. 10 00:00:24,941 --> 00:00:26,442 - Oh. Hey, are you alright? - Oh, yeah, I'm fine. 11 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:28,194 I'm just not meant to be that close to the ground. 12 00:00:29,654 --> 00:00:32,281 Alright, I gotta get going, but I just wanna show you, 13 00:00:32,282 --> 00:00:35,117 real quick. Hm? 14 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:37,078 - Sheri and Christy: Aw! - Sam: So cute. 15 00:00:37,912 --> 00:00:40,164 - Christy: You would make a good mom. - Oh, Jesus. 16 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:42,833 You're the first person that's ever said that to me. 17 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:45,878 - Christy: Come on. - I mean, I have been pregnant many times, but... 18 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,379 - (laughter) - Christy: How many? 19 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:48,464 Sam: You lose count after 10. 20 00:00:48,465 --> 00:00:50,049 ("Smalltown Boy" by Bronski Beat playing) 21 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,634 - Bye, ladies. Drink some water, Sheri! - Sheri: Bye. 22 00:00:52,635 --> 00:00:54,012 - Yeah, okay. - Christy: Bye, Sam. 23 00:00:54,846 --> 00:00:57,766 ♪ Cry... ♪ 24 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:04,063 ♪ No, you never cried to them ♪ 25 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:07,650 - ♪ Just to your soul ♪ - (Sam singing along) 26 00:01:08,526 --> 00:01:11,987 ♪ Run away, turn away, run away, turn away ♪ 27 00:01:11,988 --> 00:01:13,698 ♪ Run away ♪ 28 00:01:14,699 --> 00:01:17,409 - ♪ Crying ♪ - ♪ Run away, turn away ♪ 29 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:21,331 ♪ Run away, turn away, run away ♪ 30 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:22,832 ♪ Crying ♪ 31 00:01:22,832 --> 00:01:26,418 ♪ Run away, turn away, run away, turn away ♪ 32 00:01:26,419 --> 00:01:28,713 ♪ Run away ♪ 33 00:01:29,964 --> 00:01:33,592 - ♪ Run away, turn away, run away, turn away ♪ - (mouthing) 34 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:36,929 - ♪ Run away ♪ - (softly) Fuck, I wish I could hit that note. 35 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:39,557 ("Smalltown Boy" continues playing) 36 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:44,813 ♪ 37 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:51,319 ♪ Cry... ♪ 38 00:01:51,903 --> 00:01:53,405 - (engine shuts off) - (song stops abruptly) 39 00:01:54,906 --> 00:01:56,031 (soft music plays in restaurant) 40 00:01:56,032 --> 00:01:57,199 Sam: (sighs) To my sister. 41 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,284 No, I can do better than that. 42 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:01,787 - To my hot-ass, newly single sister. - Hell, yeah. 43 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:05,000 Miss Tricia Marie Miller. Welcome back. 44 00:02:06,584 --> 00:02:09,044 - Oh, my God. I'm going backwards. - What? No. 45 00:02:09,045 --> 00:02:11,214 Y-You're taking back your maiden name, right? 46 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:13,882 - Trish? - I mean, I haven't even-- I-I haven't thought-- 47 00:02:13,883 --> 00:02:15,551 I don't know, I haven't thought about it yet. I-- 48 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:17,970 Well, there's only two of us left. You gotta represent. 49 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:20,639 No. (sighs) But, I-I mean, I've been Tricia Marie Murphy 50 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:24,143 longer than I have been Tricia Marie Miller. 51 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,103 Alright. Well, you can keep those monogram towels 52 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:27,313 you like so much. (laughs) 53 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:31,316 (sighs) Hey. I mean, 54 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:33,403 Trish, come on. This is-- This is a good thing. 55 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:35,112 You're doing a good thing. This is what you wanted. 56 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:36,905 It's a change, 57 00:02:36,906 --> 00:02:38,824 but you look incredible. 58 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:39,950 And you're dating a bunch of guys 59 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:41,578 who are way better than Rick. 60 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:43,746 I know, but I'm no one's person, Sam. 61 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:45,622 Officially, nobody needs me. 62 00:02:45,623 --> 00:02:48,626 Alright, well, I'm nobody's person, and look at me. 63 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:53,423 Oh, my God. Seriously? 64 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:55,007 Sorry, I can't help it. (sniffles) 65 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,759 Hey, we're supposed to be celebrating, right? 66 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:59,428 Look, look, look. We got our CCQ. 67 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:02,931 We got our salsa, our chips, our margarinis. 68 00:03:02,932 --> 00:03:06,477 It's... It's just... it's a new beginning. 69 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:07,812 Hm? 70 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:10,606 You want some chips? 71 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:12,107 - (Tricia sniffles) - You want some CCQ? 72 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:13,610 - No. - No? 73 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:17,780 Okay, I guess I'll party by myself then. 74 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:19,198 - (Tricia sighs) - Just take this hot cheese 75 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,825 and put it in my mouth and see what happens. 76 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:23,870 - Oh, gross. (whimpers) - (crunches) Mm. 77 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:26,706 (mouthful) Tricia, this is so good. 78 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:30,501 Mm, put it in your mouth. Just like this. 79 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:31,960 Crunch, crunch, crunch. 80 00:03:31,961 --> 00:03:34,880 - Crunch, crunch. Crunch, crunch. - Sam, quit. 81 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,549 - Crunch, crunch. Crunch, crunch. - (sighs) Stop. 82 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:38,801 Come on. Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch. 83 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:40,511 - (softly) Jesus. - Come here. Come here, have a chip. 84 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:41,970 Oh, my God, why are you such a child?! 85 00:03:41,971 --> 00:03:44,807 - What is your problem? - (laughing) I can't help it. 86 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:46,351 - Welcome back. (chuckles) - (crunches) 87 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,105 You'll be okay. 88 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:53,358 - Oh, my God. It's still light out. (laughs) - (Tricia shudders) 89 00:03:53,858 --> 00:03:55,567 - Alright, what you wanna do next? - Yeah. 90 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:57,653 Rock-A-Belly? Auntie Mae's? 91 00:03:57,654 --> 00:03:59,363 Uh, well, I have to go back to work. 92 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:01,658 - Come on. - I have a ton of stuff to do. I know. 93 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:03,451 - Alright. Where you parked? - Hm? 94 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:06,328 - (car chirps) - Sam: Excuse me? 95 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:07,579 Whose is this? 96 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:09,081 - She's mine. - Sam: Fuck off. 97 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:11,041 - (Tricia laughs) - Are you serious? 98 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:13,419 - Yes! (laughs) - Tricia! 99 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,212 Who paid for it? 100 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:17,840 It's a little divorce present to me from my "Cunt" pillows. 101 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:19,925 - Holy shit! - (Tricia giggles) 102 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:22,846 - Damn, that's a lot of cunts! - Ta-da! (giggles) 103 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:24,013 - Congratulations. - Thank you! 104 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:26,181 - Yeah, you're welcome. (laughs) - (giggles) 105 00:04:26,182 --> 00:04:28,392 Um, hey, so I need you to go pick up that check 106 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:29,853 from Iceland out at the farm tomorrow. 107 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:31,103 What? No! 108 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,856 Come on, Tricia, we agreed you're gonna do that. 109 00:04:32,856 --> 00:04:34,606 - Sam, I am too busy! - Come on, we're having fun! 110 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:36,066 - Tricia, come on! - No! 111 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:37,735 I'm not doing it! I don't like him. 112 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:40,696 He's weird, he barely talks, and... 113 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:41,948 you know, he smells. 114 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:44,033 - Not my problem. - So-- No, just go up there, 115 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:45,909 grab the check, and be on your way. It is not a big deal. 116 00:04:45,910 --> 00:04:48,954 - It's easy. Just do it. - Tricia. 117 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,289 I don't wanna see some weirdo 118 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,874 walking around our house in his boxer shorts. 119 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:52,916 - It feels weird. - Oh, my God. 120 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:53,959 He's always fully dressed. 121 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,587 - Come on, grow up. - No. 122 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:58,213 - I'm not growing up, I'm not going. - Sam. 123 00:04:58,214 --> 00:04:59,965 - I'm not going. - It is time. 124 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:01,050 - Sorry... - Go. 125 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:02,051 - Your problem... - Go! 126 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:03,094 Not my problem! 127 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,891 I just got divorced, Sam. 128 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:09,099 Wh-- 129 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:11,727 Why you gotta try to manipulate me right now? 130 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:12,812 You know I'm drunk. 131 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:14,897 Oh... 132 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:16,899 Fine. I'll go, okay? 133 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:18,400 Thank you. Thank you. 134 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:19,944 Fuck... 135 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:22,237 Do you want a ride home? 136 00:05:22,238 --> 00:05:23,948 I think you drank most of that pitcher. 137 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:27,327 I guess I did, didn't I? 138 00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:30,245 A ride maybe in this? 139 00:05:30,246 --> 00:05:31,289 (scoffs) 140 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:33,917 How do you feel about luxury? 141 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:36,085 I don't know, I've never had any luxury before. 142 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:37,462 Tricia: You're gonna love it. 143 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:41,841 Oh, my God. This does not feel safe. (laughs) 144 00:05:44,969 --> 00:05:47,096 - (keys jingle) - Oh, my God. (laughs) 145 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:49,973 - You look like a little potato! - (both laughing) 146 00:05:49,974 --> 00:05:51,684 ♪ 147 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:54,770 (birds chirping) 148 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:56,605 Tricia: Alright. (sighs) 149 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:59,108 - Work your magic. - Well, this is a lot. 150 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:01,485 - Well, that's what assistants are for. - Tr-- 151 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:04,488 Tricia, I thought we weren't gonna use that word. 152 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:06,323 Why don't you come in and watch me go through these? 153 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:09,201 Uh, no thanks. I think I've had enough fun for one night. 154 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,786 - Come on, I'll-- - (seatbelt clicks) 155 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:12,372 - I can make you a roadie. - Nah. 156 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:18,127 - Oh my God, are you giggling? - (giggles) No. 157 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:19,671 You back in business? 158 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:22,506 - I'm back in business. - (both laugh) 159 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:24,967 - Is it Shorty or Lispy? - Neither. New guy. 160 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:27,136 - Oh, you slut! - (Tricia giggles) 161 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:29,221 - I mean, not a slut. Just-- - Well, I know what you meant. 162 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:32,725 - Yeah, just a promiscuous woman about town. - (Tricia laughs) 163 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:35,352 - That's a compliment though, right? - Alright, stay safe out there. 164 00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:38,522 - Alright, see you later! - Yeah. 165 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:41,067 Alright. What are you gonna do now? 166 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,694 Margarini? 167 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:46,488 Ooh, margarini... 168 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:47,991 (sing-songy) ♪ Margarini! ♪ 169 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:51,536 (gentle music playing) 170 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:54,539 (engine rumbling) 171 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,084 - (parking brake clicks) - (engine cuts) 172 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:03,548 ♪ 173 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:06,801 (music fades out) 174 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:10,387 (hushed chatter) 175 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:13,515 Uh-oh! Looks like I missed all the fun. 176 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:16,185 - You did. - Well then, what am I gonna do with these? 177 00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:18,520 That's okay. I can find a home for 'em. 178 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:19,730 Is this okay? 179 00:07:19,731 --> 00:07:21,774 - Yeah. - Oh, just ignore that sale sticker. 180 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,233 (both laugh) 181 00:07:23,234 --> 00:07:25,110 Sammy! Sammy! We're almost done! 182 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,612 It's three to three, okay? 183 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,113 We just gotta play the rubber match! 184 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:29,532 Copy that! 185 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:30,699 (whispers) What is he talking about? 186 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:31,742 (whispers) I have no idea. 187 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:33,203 (both laugh) 188 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:35,412 - Ooh, what are these? - Scotcheroos! 189 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:37,623 Sold. What do I owe you? 190 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:40,542 You can just have 'em. It's friends and family discount. 191 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:42,045 - No, no. - Brad: Yeah. 192 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:43,838 No friends and family when it comes to God. Come on. 193 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:46,216 Oh, well. Let me break it for you. 194 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:48,550 No, come on. Keep the change for your buddy Jesus. 195 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:49,718 It's the least I can do. 196 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:51,221 Joel: Oh, hey! You made it. 197 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:53,389 Brad: Sam was just insisting on overpaying 198 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:55,391 for a plate of rejects. 199 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:57,643 (laughs) What are you, some kinda Rockefeller? 200 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,561 - Yes, I am. - (laughs) Okay, fun. 201 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:03,440 Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to address this. 202 00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:05,609 (sighs) Jordan? Jordan. 203 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:07,319 Remember, we talked about this? 204 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,738 You need to wring that out 205 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,950 before you wipe another thing down. 206 00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:16,912 (sighs) My God in Heaven. This one's gonna kill me. 207 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:20,416 - Real taskmaster. - Well, he has a very specific process. 208 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,252 (both laugh) 209 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,920 - So, did you guys have a nice turnout? - Yeah, actually, we did. 210 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:26,171 I mean, it was mainly just parents 211 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,091 buying back stuff that they actually baked, 212 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:30,134 but, mm, it was good. How are those? 213 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:32,594 - Fucking delicious. I can't stop myself. - Alright. (laughs) 214 00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:34,139 (both laughing quietly) 215 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,766 - So... - So? 216 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:39,351 I have some big news. 217 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,271 What?! Don't tell me you're pregnant. 218 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:43,689 - Uh, no. - (both laugh) 219 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,024 Um... 220 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,775 I got an offer on my house. 221 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:49,153 Wow! Didn't you just list it? 222 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:50,572 Yeah, last week. 223 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:53,032 Well, that's promising, right? 224 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,701 First offer already in. Exciting. 225 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,536 Well, I'm gonna take it. 226 00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:00,664 Because it's, um, it's a really good deal. 227 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,041 That's what my real estate agent said. 228 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,459 'Cause it's an all-cash offer, 229 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,669 so that means it's a quick closing. It's these-- 230 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:07,212 It's these rich people from Kansas City. 231 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,299 They're buying it for their kid who's gonna go to school. 232 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:11,633 It's, I guess, the one perk of living next to campus. 233 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:13,802 - (nervous laugh) - Yeah. Well, you know what? 234 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:16,221 That's-- That's great. We gotta celebrate. 235 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:17,639 Yeah, we'll do 'tinis or something. 236 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:20,268 - Yeah, load 'em up. - (both laugh) 237 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:22,227 And you're cool with it, right? 238 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:24,147 - Like, you're happy for it? - Of course, I'm cool with it. 239 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:26,398 - I'm happy for you. It's great. - (Joel chuckles) 240 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:27,858 'Cause I've-- 241 00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:29,735 I've loved doing the rental stuff with you. But-- 242 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,695 Oh, come on. I'm wealthy and retired. 243 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:33,365 Don't give it another thought. 244 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:36,242 Uh-oh! 245 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:40,996 - Who won? - She did. She let me lose. 246 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,540 - (Fred and Susan laugh) - Well, we gotta celebrate. What are you guys doing now? 247 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:45,668 You wanna-- You wanna go to The Chef? Plus-ones allowed? 248 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:48,587 Eh, we got this couples fantasy football thing. 249 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,464 We are killing the competition. 250 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:52,342 - Come on, babe. We gotta go. - Fred: Alright. 251 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:53,717 Uh, I'll call you guys, 252 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:55,219 and we'll get something in the books, okay? 253 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:59,098 - Okay. Later! - Yep. (giggles) 254 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,725 Um, well, what about you guys? Let's go to The Chef. 255 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:04,895 Um, the thing is we just have to drop all of these leftovers 256 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:07,856 - at the senior center. - Joel, do you know where the, 257 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:10,526 uh, tape and marker went so I can label these? 258 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:14,113 - Yeah, it's in the off-- Um, I'll just go get it. - Brad: Okay. 259 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,115 (chuckles) Um... 260 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,742 Do you wanna come with us? 261 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,619 No, no, come on. You guys do your thing. 262 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,540 Okay. Well, call me. 263 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,708 Of course. I call you all the fucking time. 264 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:27,459 - Okay. - Yeah! 265 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,504 - Joel: Thanks for stopping by. - Yeah. 266 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,638 (plastic crinkling) 267 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,307 (gentle music playing) 268 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:51,985 (sighs) 269 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:54,779 (engine shuts off) 270 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:57,072 - (dogs barking) - Mary: Hi, this is Mary 271 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:59,116 calling you from Tender Loving Care Animal Shelter. 272 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:00,784 - Sam: Hi. - Oh, could you hold, please? 273 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:02,578 - (puts down phone) - Hi, there! Can I help you? 274 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:04,329 Yeah, hi, uh, I was just driving by, 275 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,081 and I wanted to meet some dogs. 276 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:07,417 Just gimme a minute to wrap this up, 277 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:08,584 and I can show you around. 278 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:11,295 - Okay, great. - (phone beeps) 279 00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:13,423 Mary: Hi, thank you so much for holding. 280 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:16,468 - A rottweiler? Yeah, I know. - (dogs continue barking) 281 00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:20,012 Great, so we can expect you at 2:30 tomorrow? 282 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,766 Sounds perfect, and we'll see you there. 283 00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:24,767 Yeah, you can bring the family in, too. 284 00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:27,019 Everyone can come in and get acquainted. 285 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:30,022 For next week, come stop by to see Sarah... 286 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,316 - So, not sure what you're looking for. - (dogs barking) 287 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:34,276 Um, I think maybe one of the little guys. 288 00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:36,028 - I'm kinda scared of the big poops. - (both chuckle) 289 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,988 Great, we keep our puppies, kittens, 290 00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:39,656 - and smaller dogs in here. - (dog yaps) 291 00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:41,825 - Oh. Oh, is that Pepper? - Mm-hmm. 292 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,953 - I recognize you from the website. - Yeah. 293 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:46,497 - (Pepper barking) - Yeah, definitely-- definitely doesn't love being here. 294 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:48,832 - Aw, it's okay. (laughs) - But, she's a real sweetheart. 295 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,125 - Yeah. - Would you like to hold her? 296 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:52,294 - I would. Yeah. - (dogs barking) 297 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,631 - (opens crate) - You can grab her if you want. 298 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:58,300 - Okay. Hi. Hi, sweetie. - (dogs barking) 299 00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:01,804 Hi. Hi. 300 00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:05,183 Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness. 301 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,478 - (dogs barking) - (softly) Look at her. 302 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,312 - Mary: See? She's a sweetheart. - Yeah! (laughs) 303 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:11,980 I'll give you two a minute to get acquainted. 304 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,858 Sam: Okay. (laughs) 305 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,861 What is it? What is it? 306 00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:20,532 What is it? Yeah. 307 00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:24,119 Oh, yeah. 308 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,289 Yeah, just... 309 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:31,501 Little Pepper. 310 00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:35,213 You're just-- Just relaxing, huh? Yeah. (chuckles) 311 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,507 Yeah. 312 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:40,218 Look at all the kitty cats. 313 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,471 - You wanna go play with the kitty cats? - (soft meowing) 314 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,557 Huh? 315 00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:48,935 You like it right here? Oh, yeah. 316 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:51,563 I like you. 317 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,775 Can I ask you a question? 318 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,820 Do you like fantasy football? 319 00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:02,448 No. It's stupid, right? 320 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,743 Do you like cheese? Huh? 321 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,870 (laughs) You're so fluffy. 322 00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:10,039 - (giggles) - (camera shutter snaps) 323 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:12,041 (dogs barking) 324 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:14,085 That Pepper is, um, 325 00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,378 a really special little girl. (laughs) 326 00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:18,547 Oh yeah. If I didn't already have a house full, 327 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:19,924 she'd be coming home with me. 328 00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:22,885 Well, um, 329 00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,554 I'm gonna think about it. 330 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:26,430 Why don't you take one of these applications, 331 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,098 just in case? 332 00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:29,893 Okay. (laughs) 333 00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:33,146 Um, I-I really appreciate your time. This is-- 334 00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:36,774 - It was really-- I loved it. - No problem. Have a good one. 335 00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:38,401 (dogs barking) 336 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:41,403 Brad: Are you sure you're okay with my day-to-day dishes? 337 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,907 Absolutely. Mine are all chipped from the renters anyway. 338 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,449 - Animals. - (laughs) I know. 339 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:48,994 Now, I know that you were on the fence about the spice rack. 340 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,829 No, I wasn't! It's a family heirloom! 341 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:51,914 No, it has to stay. 342 00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:53,958 - Really? Okay, wonderful. - Yeah. 343 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:58,505 But, what do you think about pictures on the fridge? 344 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,133 Huh. 345 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:04,427 Like... 346 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:07,305 Like... with magnets? 347 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,307 - It doesn't matter. It's not important. - No, it's-- 348 00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:12,101 That's not important. 349 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,769 Now, I have my, um, 350 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,938 baking dishes here. 351 00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:19,316 - Oh! Like a museum! (laughs) - I know, right? 352 00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:22,444 It-- But I could stack 'em and make room for other items. 353 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,154 No, don't you dare stack CorningWare. 354 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:27,492 - Oh, my God, I was hoping you would say that. - (Joel laughs) 355 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:30,119 Okay, so I think... I think the only thing 356 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:33,038 I need a place for is my Vitamix. 357 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,456 Okay, how big is it? 358 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,208 Um... Ooh! 359 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,960 What about just right here on the counter? 360 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:40,295 You know, it's got the plug and everything. 361 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:42,381 - (gasps, chuckles) - Joel: Oh. 362 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,675 - I've hit a nerve, haven't I? - Brad: It-- I just-- 363 00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:47,136 I don't put... (sighs) 364 00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,971 appliances on the counters, 365 00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:50,973 other than, you know, my coffeemaker 366 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:53,685 because I use it every day. But, you know what? I can. 367 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,228 - Brad, are we having our first fight? - (Brad laughs) 368 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:59,774 - This isn't a fight. This is all a part of the fun. - (Joel laughs) 369 00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:03,694 - And I am here for all of it. - (Joel laughs) 370 00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:05,362 Okay, me, too. 371 00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,823 (quiet country music playing) 372 00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:10,118 ♪ 373 00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,494 (door opens) 374 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:13,829 - Christy: Hey, Sam! - Hey. 375 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:14,997 What are you doing here? 376 00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:16,540 Uh, I came by to pick up my credit card tips. 377 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:17,750 Christy: Oh, okay. Just one sec. 378 00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,836 - Hey, Sher. - Hey, Sammy. 379 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,754 - How you doing? - Pretty good, how are you? 380 00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:22,880 (sighs) Never better. 381 00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:25,007 - Hmm. There you go. - Sam: Thank you. 382 00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,884 - Nice. - (envelope crinkling) 383 00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:28,844 Um, so are you still looking for somebody 384 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:30,095 to do your Tuesdays and Thursdays? 385 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,430 'Cause I think I-- I think I can do it. 386 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,015 (gasps) Really? 387 00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:34,767 - Yeah. - That would be great. 388 00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,894 I haven't been to any of Lauren's games. 389 00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:38,771 Well, we can't have that, can we? 390 00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:41,607 But, um, I will quit if she loses, so... 391 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,359 She's not gonna fuckin' lose. 392 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,904 (laughs) Alright, let me put it in the cal then. 393 00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:49,031 Sheri: Hey, are you cheating on Roscoe? 394 00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:51,868 I would never cheat on Roscoe. 395 00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:55,121 - I like to look at fluffy shit sometimes, you know? - Sheri: Yeah, fluffy. Fluffy. 396 00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:58,833 (gentle music playing) 397 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:04,630 I think I'm gonna just get the eggs Benedict. 398 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:07,132 I'm gonna get the crab cake Benedict. 399 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,385 Nah, I'm getting the Florentine frittata! Come on. 400 00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,053 - With the gravy? - Yes, of course, load it up. 401 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:12,096 (all chuckle) 402 00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:14,807 - Fred? - And, uh, can I get the, um, 403 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:17,559 - egg white omelet? - Okay. 404 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,978 - And do you have any broccoli back there? - waiter: Sure do. 405 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,564 - And what kind of cheese? - Fred: Great. No cheese. 406 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:26,276 Just toast. Uh, wheat or, um, anything with sprouts. 407 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:28,487 - You got it. - There you go. Thanks. 408 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,447 Are we doing French toast for the table? 409 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:31,990 Sam and Joel: Absolutely. 410 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,492 No, no, no. No, we're good. 411 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,660 No, no, please bring it. 412 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:35,704 - waiter: Okay. - Fred: Don't 413 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:40,290 - Um, "we're good"? - Yeah, also, 414 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,418 I've never heard you say the word "broccoli" before. 415 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,586 Okay, look, it's not my fault, alright? 416 00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:45,796 Susie made me go to the doctors. 417 00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:48,132 I hadn't been in years, and you guys know 418 00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:50,009 that doctors really aren't my thing. 419 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,594 Same. (chuckles) 420 00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:53,262 I just gotta, like, ease up on the junk 421 00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:55,014 - and get the body moving, you know? - Sam: Yeah. 422 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,433 - It's a use it or lose it kind of situation. - Joel: I love that. 423 00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:59,268 - We're here to support in any way we can. - Thank you. 424 00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:00,519 Yeah, alright. 425 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,146 Well, thank you, Joel. I appreciate that. 426 00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:04,606 Because, uh, I promised Susie 427 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:05,734 no more Chef. 428 00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:07,985 "No more Chef"? 429 00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:09,695 - What do you mean? - I know. I know. 430 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:10,863 - Come on-- - You two can go, 431 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,282 but just don't tell me about it, okay? 432 00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:13,991 No, come on. This is, like, the best part of my week! 433 00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:15,451 It's the only time I see you guys! 434 00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:17,036 Well, I thought of that, 435 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,455 and I came up with a great solution. 436 00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:20,456 - Oh, jeez. - Alright, now like I said, 437 00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:22,124 I like to get the body moving, 438 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,667 and you know I love sports. 439 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,627 So, we're gonna take this party 440 00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:27,505 and bring it over to Catch Club. 441 00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:30,633 - That's right. Little enthusiasm, please. - (awkward laughter) 442 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:32,801 All's you need is a glove and a great attitude. 443 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:35,012 Well, I don't have either one of those. 444 00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:36,806 Oh, come on! You're gonna love it! 445 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,724 Come on, it's gonna make you feel good! What do you say? 446 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,225 - You in? - Okay. 447 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,518 What, you have a glove? 448 00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:44,021 No, but I have the internet. 449 00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,814 - waiter: There you are. - Oh, my God. God bless you. 450 00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:47,066 - Fred: Ooh. - Joel: Mm-hmm. 451 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,401 Yes, a little syrup-- Fred, what are you doing?! 452 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,154 What? I can't help myself! I got no brakes on the car! 453 00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:53,698 - Come on! Get that d-- Get-- - (forks scrape) 454 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:57,535 - I'm worried about Fred. - Really? Why? 455 00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:00,496 I don't know. Maybe he's not telling us the whole story. 456 00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:02,247 Oh God, he's fine. 457 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,167 Besides, Susan's all over it. 458 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,834 She's not gonna let him do anything fun. 459 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:09,421 - (laughs) Sam. - Sorry. 460 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,174 - When's the last time you went to a doctor? - (sighs) I don't know. 461 00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:14,259 Maybe... '96? 462 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,888 - What? Why? - Oh, don't worry about it. 463 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:22,059 Uh-oh. Got about 45 missed calls from Tricia. 464 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,603 - Do you care? - No. 465 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,772 Tricia (on voicemail): Sam, call me, please. 466 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,774 Did you get the rent check for Mom and Dad? 467 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,192 It has to be in by the first of the month 468 00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:32,361 or her nursing home payment will bounce. 469 00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:34,571 - Call me! - Oops. Oopsies. 470 00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,031 - What happened? - (Sam sighs) 471 00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:39,284 Nothing. Just... Tricia being Tricia. 472 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,620 Alright. You don't have to watch me do this. 473 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,706 (seat squeaking) 474 00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:46,209 - Okay. Ooh. - (wheezing laugh) 475 00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:48,043 I wish I-- I wish I had a dollar to tip ya. 476 00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,087 (both laughing) 477 00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:52,799 (gentle piano music playing) 478 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,266 (brakes squeaking) 479 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,184 (engine shuts off) 480 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:07,689 - (birds chirping) - (breeze blowing) 481 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,658 ♪ 482 00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:30,462 - (cars driving by) - (distant dog barking) 483 00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:41,805 - (parking brake creaks) - (engine shuts off) 484 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,725 (floorboards creaking) 485 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,814 Can I offer you something to drink? 486 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:52,359 No, no, I'm good, thanks. 487 00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:57,989 I like what you've done with the place. 488 00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:00,325 Thank you. 489 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:06,915 (chair scrapes) 490 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,542 You know, we could just set up direct deposit if that's easier. 491 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,044 This is easier. 492 00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,129 (scoffs) 493 00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:15,215 You sound like my dad. 494 00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:21,846 (check ripping) 495 00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:27,519 - (quiet ripping) - (Sam sighs) 496 00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:33,191 - Here you go. - Thanks. 497 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,026 Wesley? 498 00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:36,861 (Iceland softly whistles) 499 00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:38,822 Come on. 500 00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:40,489 - Come on. - (Wesley whines) 501 00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:42,324 (Iceland laughs) 502 00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:44,160 (Wesley chomping) 503 00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:47,455 You must really love him if you're giving him steak. 504 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:50,041 Well, he's a really good dog. 505 00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:52,210 Hey. (kissing) Hi. 506 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:55,046 - Hi. (giggles) - (pats dog) 507 00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:57,006 - I'll show you out. - No, no, it's okay. 508 00:20:57,007 --> 00:20:58,383 - I know where I'm going. - No, no, no, no. 509 00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:05,014 You know, is this weird? With all these pictures? 510 00:21:05,015 --> 00:21:07,516 I can take some of 'em with me if you want. 511 00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:09,060 No. I like them. 512 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,313 - Make up stories about them. - Really? 513 00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:15,233 Okay, how about this one? 514 00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:18,069 Iceland: Mom? 515 00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:21,280 Overachiever. Perfectionist. 516 00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:24,033 Well, that's not fair. You've met her. 517 00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:26,077 And um, how 'bout her? 518 00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:30,165 Sweet. Thoughtful. 519 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,418 Kleptomaniac. 520 00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:37,380 You're actually-- That was good. (laughs) 521 00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:40,091 And, um, how 'bout that one? 522 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,262 Well, I'm still kinda working on that one. 523 00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:48,266 Well... yeah, she's a piece of work. 524 00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:52,520 Okay. (sighs) I gotta get outta here. 525 00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:55,440 Thanks. Uh, thanks for the check. 526 00:21:57,901 --> 00:21:59,735 Well, look, if you need anything else, um, 527 00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:02,404 my name is on that list of contacts by the phone. 528 00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:04,448 I'm-- I'm Sam. 529 00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:06,201 Víglundur Hjartarson. 530 00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:09,828 (weak laughter) 531 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:11,539 I don't think I'm smart enough for that one. 532 00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:15,752 Okay. Oh... 533 00:22:16,127 --> 00:22:18,129 So, Iceland, right? 534 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:19,923 Yes. 535 00:22:19,923 --> 00:22:22,424 Are those Northern Lights, 536 00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:23,510 like, really a thing? 537 00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:26,638 Yes. 538 00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:29,808 That's cool. 539 00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:33,561 I'll have to check 'em out sometime, I guess. (laughs) 540 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,314 I mean, I've never-- I've never been to Europe, 541 00:22:37,315 --> 00:22:39,359 but I've been to Nebraska, so... 542 00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:42,404 Okay. (slight chuckle) 543 00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:46,574 (sighs deeply) 544 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:52,162 (door creaks) 545 00:22:52,163 --> 00:22:54,456 - Trish! - Tricia: One sec! 546 00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:56,667 (sighs) I got the check. 547 00:22:56,668 --> 00:22:59,087 Gonna put it right... right there for you. 548 00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:02,257 - (sniffles) - (puts down bag) 549 00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:07,177 - (Sam sighs) - Hi. 550 00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:09,097 - Hi. - Ooh. 551 00:23:09,848 --> 00:23:11,807 - So, you got the check? - Yeah, it's right over there. 552 00:23:11,808 --> 00:23:14,309 Okay. He's so weird and smelly. 553 00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:16,562 He doesn't smell, Tricia. God. 554 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:18,147 Well, he looks like he smells! 555 00:23:18,148 --> 00:23:21,316 (sighs) You look good. 556 00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:22,985 Thank you. 557 00:23:22,986 --> 00:23:24,528 - I feel good. - Sam: Yeah? 558 00:23:24,529 --> 00:23:26,196 Yeah. Like, really good. 559 00:23:26,197 --> 00:23:28,532 Like, I think I'm done feeling sorry for myself. 560 00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:29,825 You know, life is too short. 561 00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:31,368 - Sam: Good. - Why do it, you know? 562 00:23:31,369 --> 00:23:32,996 I'm gonna manifest the change. 563 00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:34,413 And in fact, I've already started. 564 00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:36,331 Because what did I want? A successful business. 565 00:23:36,332 --> 00:23:38,709 Uh, done! Check. I wanted an Escalade. 566 00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:41,712 - Done, check. And now, I-- - (phone ringing) 567 00:23:41,713 --> 00:23:44,548 - Ooh. - (answers phone) 568 00:23:44,549 --> 00:23:46,259 Hello! 569 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,844 (Tricia giggling) 570 00:23:48,845 --> 00:23:50,721 Alright, just one sec. 571 00:23:50,722 --> 00:23:52,223 Okay. (giggles) 572 00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:55,685 - Cute. - I'm thinking "Trading Spaces" maybe tonight. 573 00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:57,853 - What do you think? - Oh, no, no, I have a date. 574 00:23:57,854 --> 00:23:59,521 What do you mean you have a date? We had plans. 575 00:23:59,522 --> 00:24:01,190 Well, I mean, we did have plans, 576 00:24:01,191 --> 00:24:02,900 but now we don't because I have a date. 577 00:24:02,901 --> 00:24:04,777 - Since when? - Since, like, an hour ago. 578 00:24:04,778 --> 00:24:07,613 - Oh, my God, Tricia. - What? You want me to be happy and have fun. 579 00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:10,699 - (sighs) Of course, I do. - Just don't worry about it. 580 00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:12,702 So, there's, uh, chicken enchiladas I made for you. 581 00:24:12,702 --> 00:24:14,620 They're warming in the oven. Just use a mitt. 582 00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:17,706 And then, there's those Skinny Cows in the freezer, 583 00:24:17,707 --> 00:24:19,583 and if you eat them on the couch, just, you know, 584 00:24:19,584 --> 00:24:21,628 - use a napkin. Yeah. Okay. - Use a napkin. I know. 585 00:24:22,587 --> 00:24:23,962 - Have fun! - What are y-- 586 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:26,383 - You're leaving like right now? - Oh yeah. Don't wait up. 587 00:24:26,383 --> 00:24:29,051 - Tricia, I just poured you a glass of wine! - Tricia: You can have it. 588 00:24:29,052 --> 00:24:31,596 - I don't like Pinot Grigio! - Bye! 589 00:24:44,025 --> 00:24:45,026 (sniffles) 590 00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:47,654 (sighs) 591 00:24:51,282 --> 00:24:52,325 Fuck. 592 00:24:58,498 --> 00:24:59,499 (blows) 593 00:25:01,626 --> 00:25:04,587 (dogs barking) 594 00:25:04,587 --> 00:25:06,296 - Hey, Mary. - Mary: Hi, there. 595 00:25:06,297 --> 00:25:07,923 - Remember me? - (laughs) Yeah. 596 00:25:07,924 --> 00:25:09,508 Well, um, 597 00:25:09,509 --> 00:25:11,928 I'm going for it. I-I came back for Pepper. 598 00:25:11,928 --> 00:25:13,929 I-I did the application. 599 00:25:13,930 --> 00:25:15,848 I have the treats. I don't-- 600 00:25:15,849 --> 00:25:17,433 I don't know what else I need, but I-- 601 00:25:17,434 --> 00:25:19,601 - Oh, shoot. - "Oh, shoot" what? 602 00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:22,355 Well, she got adopted. 603 00:25:23,898 --> 00:25:26,609 - Oh, she did? - (dog barking) 604 00:25:26,609 --> 00:25:28,944 - W-Well, that's great, right? - Yeah. 605 00:25:28,945 --> 00:25:30,654 She's gonna be well taken care of. 606 00:25:30,655 --> 00:25:32,698 Yeah, well, that's good. 607 00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:34,450 I mean, she's probably better off anyway, right? 608 00:25:34,451 --> 00:25:36,035 Hey, don't say that. 609 00:25:36,036 --> 00:25:38,496 I can take you back again if you wanna see who else we have. 610 00:25:38,872 --> 00:25:41,331 Um, no, I'm gonna go. Um... 611 00:25:41,332 --> 00:25:43,668 - Take care, Sam. - Thanks. 612 00:25:45,545 --> 00:25:48,923 (Sam crying) 613 00:25:50,008 --> 00:25:51,509 What? (sniffles) 614 00:25:52,761 --> 00:25:54,511 (sighs) Okay. 615 00:25:54,512 --> 00:25:56,555 (sniffles, sighs) 616 00:25:56,556 --> 00:25:57,806 (keypad clacking) 617 00:25:57,807 --> 00:25:59,684 (deep sigh) 618 00:26:00,268 --> 00:26:01,311 (line ringing) 619 00:26:01,311 --> 00:26:02,854 (sniffles, sighs) 620 00:26:06,107 --> 00:26:07,108 (sighs) 621 00:26:08,777 --> 00:26:11,153 Joel (on phone): Hey-- Oh, God. Hold on one second. (laughs) 622 00:26:11,154 --> 00:26:12,654 No! You're not supposed to touch 'em 623 00:26:12,655 --> 00:26:14,323 until they're crisp and brown on one side! 624 00:26:14,324 --> 00:26:16,367 - Those are not crisp and brown! - Brad: Oh. Okay. 625 00:26:16,368 --> 00:26:18,495 Joel: I'm sorry. (laughs) We're making mushroom Bourguignon. 626 00:26:18,495 --> 00:26:20,162 - There's a lot of steps. - (laughs) Fancy. 627 00:26:20,163 --> 00:26:21,663 - (Joel laughs) - Brad: Is it Sam? 628 00:26:21,664 --> 00:26:24,667 - Hi, Sam! Hi! - Hi, Brad. 629 00:26:24,668 --> 00:26:26,710 Wow, it sounds like you guys got your hands full over there. 630 00:26:26,711 --> 00:26:29,421 Joel: Sorry. (laughs) Yes, we kinda do. 631 00:26:29,422 --> 00:26:31,674 Um, can I call you a little bit later? 632 00:26:31,675 --> 00:26:33,175 Yep. Just checking in. 633 00:26:33,176 --> 00:26:36,178 Joel: Okay, great, thank you. Sorry! Bye-bye. 634 00:26:36,179 --> 00:26:37,555 Okay. 635 00:26:38,306 --> 00:26:39,307 (gasps) 636 00:26:40,308 --> 00:26:41,810 (sobs) 637 00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:47,107 (sniffles) Come on. 638 00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:50,944 (sniffles, sighs) 639 00:26:52,237 --> 00:26:53,488 (sighs) 640 00:26:57,367 --> 00:26:59,535 - (sniffles) - (seat creaks) 641 00:26:59,536 --> 00:27:02,246 (keys rattle) 642 00:27:02,247 --> 00:27:04,415 - (truck chiming) - (starts engine) 643 00:27:04,416 --> 00:27:05,750 (sighs) 644 00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:10,422 (chiming stops) 645 00:27:12,590 --> 00:27:13,591 (seatbelt clicks) 646 00:27:16,761 --> 00:27:18,263 - (sniffles) Alright. - (shifts gear) 647 00:27:19,097 --> 00:27:21,641 Ah, fuck. (sighs) 648 00:27:22,934 --> 00:27:25,937 ("Smalltown Boy" by Bronski Beat playing) 649 00:27:29,858 --> 00:27:32,861 ♪ To your soul ♪ 650 00:27:33,611 --> 00:27:36,948 ♪ To your soul ♪ 651 00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:41,536 ♪ Cry... ♪ 652 00:27:44,998 --> 00:27:48,835 ♪ Cry... ♪ 653 00:27:51,838 --> 00:27:54,923 ♪ Mother will never understand ♪ 654 00:27:54,924 --> 00:27:58,011 ♪ Why you had to leave ♪ 655 00:27:58,595 --> 00:28:02,264 ♪ But the answers you seek will never be found ♪ 656 00:28:02,265 --> 00:28:04,684 ♪ At home ♪ 657 00:28:06,019 --> 00:28:09,272 ♪ The love that you need will never be found ♪ 658 00:28:09,272 --> 00:28:12,817 ♪ At home ♪ 659 00:28:13,109 --> 00:28:16,612 ♪ Run away, turn away, run away, turn away ♪ 660 00:28:16,613 --> 00:28:19,199 ♪ Run away ♪ 661 00:28:20,075 --> 00:28:23,494 ♪ Run away, turn away, run away, turn away ♪ 662 00:28:23,495 --> 00:28:26,039 ♪ Run away ♪ 663 00:28:27,999 --> 00:28:30,542 ♪ Pushed around and kicked around ♪ 664 00:28:30,543 --> 00:28:34,297 ♪ Always a lonely boy ♪ 665 00:28:34,839 --> 00:28:38,133 ♪ You were the one that they'd talk about ♪ 666 00:28:38,134 --> 00:28:41,054 ♪ Around town as they put you down ♪ 667 00:28:41,638 --> 00:28:44,515 ♪ And as hard as they would try ♪ 668 00:28:44,516 --> 00:28:48,311 ♪ They'd hurt to make you cry ♪ 669 00:28:48,853 --> 00:28:51,814 ♪ But you never cried to them ♪ 670 00:28:51,815 --> 00:28:55,068 ♪ Just to your soul ♪ 671 00:28:56,069 --> 00:28:58,987 ♪ No, you never cried to them... ♪ 672 00:28:58,988 --> 00:29:00,073 (song fades out)