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Don't look at me like that.
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You want one more stretchies?
Oh, he's such a good boy.
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You're such a good boy!
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Yes!
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He really gives it up, doesn't he?
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Just for you, Sammy.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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Okay, okay.
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- Hey, are you alright?
- Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
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I'm just not meant to be
that close to the ground.
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Alright, I gotta get going,
but I just wanna show you,
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real quick.
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So cute.
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- You would make a good mom.
- Oh, Jesus.
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You're the first person
that's ever said that to me.
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Come on.
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I mean, I have been
pregnant many times, but...
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How many?
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You lose count after 10.
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- Bye, ladies. Drink some water, Sheri!
- Bye.
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Fuck, I wish I could hit that note.
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To my sister.
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No, I can do better than that.
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- To my hot-ass, newly single sister.
- Hell, yeah.
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Miss Tricia Marie Miller. Welcome back.
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- Oh, my God. I'm going backwards.
- What? No.
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You're taking back
your maiden name, right?
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- Trish?
- I mean, I haven't thought--
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I don't know,
I haven't thought about it yet.
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Well, there's only two of us left.
You gotta represent.
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No. But, I mean,
I've been Tricia Marie Murphy
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longer than I have been
Tricia Marie Miller.
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Alright. Well, you can keep
those monogram towels
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you like so much.
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Hey. I mean, Trish, come on.
This is a good thing.
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You're doing a good thing.
This is what you wanted.
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It's a change,
but you look incredible.
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And you're dating a bunch of guys
who are way better than Rick.
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I know, but I'm no one's person, Sam.
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Officially, nobody needs me.
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Alright, well, I'm nobody's person,
and look at me.
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Oh, my God. Seriously?
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Sorry, I can't help it.
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Hey, we're supposed
to be celebrating, right?
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Look, look, look. We got our CCQ.
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We got our salsa,
our chips, our margarinis.
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It's just, it's a new beginning.
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You want some chips?
You want some CCQ?
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- No.
- No?
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Okay, I guess I'll party by myself then.
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Just take this hot cheese
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and put it in my mouth
and see what happens.
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Oh, gross.
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Tricia, this is so good.
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Put it in your mouth. Just like this.
Crunch, crunch, crunch.
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- Crunch, crunch. Crunch, crunch.
- Sam, quit.
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- Crunch, crunch. Crunch, crunch.
- Stop.
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Come on. Crunch, crunch,
crunch, crunch.
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- Jesus.
- Come here. Come here, have a chip.
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Oh, my God, why are you such a child?
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- What is your problem?
- I can't help it.
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Welcome back.
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You'll be okay.
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Oh, my God. It's still light out.
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- Alright, what you wanna do next?
- Yeah.
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Rock-A-Belly? Auntie Mae's?
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Well, I have to go back to work.
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- Come on.
- I have a ton of stuff to do. I know.
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Alright. Where you parked?
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Excuse me?
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Whose is this?
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- She's mine.
- Fuck off.
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Are you serious?
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Yes!
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Tricia! Who paid for it?
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It's a little divorce present
to me from my "Cunt" pillows.
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Holy shit!
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Damn, that's a lot of cunts!
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- Congratulations.
- Thank you!
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Yeah, you're welcome.
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Hey, so I need you
to go pick up that check
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from Iceland out at the farm tomorrow.
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What? No!
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Come on, Tricia, we agreed
you're gonna do that.
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- Sam, I am too busy!
- Come on, we're having fun!
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- Tricia, come on!
- No!
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I'm not doing it! I don't like him.
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He's weird, he barely talks,
and, you know, he smells.
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- Not my problem.
- No, just go up there,
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grab the check, and be on your way.
It is not a big deal.
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- It's easy. Just do it.
- Tricia.
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I don't wanna see some weirdo
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walking around our house
in his boxer shorts.
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- It feels weird.
- Oh, my God.
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He's always fully dressed.
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- Come on, grow up.
- No.
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- I'm not growing up, I'm not going.
- Sam.
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- I'm not going.
- It is time.
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- Sorry...
- Go.
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- Your problem...
- Go!
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Not my problem!
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I just got divorced, Sam.
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Why--
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Why you gotta try to
manipulate me right now?
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You know I'm drunk.
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Fine. I'll go, okay?
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Fuck...
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Do you want a ride home?
I think you drank most of that pitcher.
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I guess I did, didn't I?
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A ride maybe in this?
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How do you feel about luxury?
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I don't know,
I've never had any luxury before.
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You're gonna love it.
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Oh, my God. This does not feel safe.
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Oh, my God.
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You look like a little potato!
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Alright.
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- Work your magic.
- Well, this is a lot.
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Well, that's what assistants are for.
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Tricia, I thought we
weren't gonna use that word.
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Why don't you come in
and watch me go through these?
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No thanks. I think I've had
enough fun for one night.
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Come on.
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- I can make you a roadie.
- Nah.
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Oh my God, are you giggling?
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No.
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You back in business?
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I'm back in business.
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- Is it Shorty or Lispy?
- Neither. New guy.
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Oh, you slut!
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- I mean, not a slut.
- Well, I know what you meant.
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Yeah, just a promiscuous
woman about town.
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- That's a compliment though, right?
- Alright, stay safe out there.
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- Alright, see you later!
- Yeah.
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Alright. What are you gonna do now?
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Margarini?
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Ooh, margarini...
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Margarini!
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Looks like I missed all the fun.
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- You did.
- Well then, what am I gonna do with these?
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That's okay. I can find a home for 'em.
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Is this okay?
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- Yeah.
- Just ignore that sale sticker.
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Sammy! Sammy! We're almost done!
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It's three to three, okay?
We just gotta play the rubber match!
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Copy that!
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What is he talking about?
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I have no idea.
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- What are these?
- Scotcheroos!
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Sold. What do I owe you?
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You can just have 'em.
It's friends and family discount.
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- No, no.
- Yeah.
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No friends and family when
it comes to God. Come on.
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Oh, well. Let me break it for you.
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No, come on. Keep the change
for your buddy Jesus.
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It's the least I can do.
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Oh, hey! You made it.
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Sam was just insisting on overpaying
for a plate of rejects.
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What are you, some kinda Rockefeller?
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- Yes, I am.
- Okay, fun.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I need to address this.
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Jordan? Jordan.
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Remember, we talked about this?
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You need to wring that out
before you wipe another thing down.
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My God in Heaven.
This one's gonna kill me.
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- Real taskmaster.
- Well, he has a very specific process.
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- So, did you guys have a nice turnout?
- Yeah, actually, we did.
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I mean, it was mainly just parents
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buying back stuff that
they actually baked,
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but it was good. How are those?
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- Fucking delicious. I can't stop myself.
- Alright.
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- So...
- So?
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I have some big news.
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What? Don't tell me you're pregnant.
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No.
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I got an offer on my house.
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Didn't you just list it?
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Yeah, last week.
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Well, that's promising, right?
First offer already in. Exciting.
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Well, I'm gonna take it.
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Because it's a really good deal.
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That's what my real estate agent said.
'Cause it's an all-cash offer,
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so that means it's a quick closing.
It's these--
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It's these rich people from Kansas City.
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They're buying it for their
kid who's gonna go to school.
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It's, I guess, the one perk
of living next to campus.
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Yeah. Well, you know what?
That's great. We gotta celebrate.
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Yeah, we'll do 'tinis or something.
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Yeah, load 'em up.
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And you're cool with it, right?
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- Like, you're happy for it?
- Of course, I'm cool with it.
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I'm happy for you. It's great.
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'Cause I've--
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I've loved doing the
rental stuff with you.
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Oh, come on. I'm wealthy and retired.
Don't give it another thought.
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- Who won?
- She did. She let me lose.
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Well, we gotta celebrate.
What are you guys doing now?
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You wanna go to The Chef?
Plus-ones allowed?
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We got this couples
fantasy football thing.
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We are killing the competition.
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- Come on, babe. We gotta go.
- Alright.
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I'll call you guys, and we'll get
something in the books, okay?
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- Okay. Later!
- Yep.
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Well, what about you guys?
Let's go to The Chef.
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The thing is we just have to drop
all of these leftovers
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- at the senior center.
- Joel, do you know where the...
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tape and marker went
so I can label these?
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Yeah, it's in the off--
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- I'll just go get it.
- Okay.
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Do you wanna come with us?
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No, no, come on. You guys do your thing.
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Okay. Well, call me.
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Of course.
I call you all the fucking time.
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- Okay.
- Yeah!
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- Thanks for stopping by.
- Yeah.
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Hi, this is Mary
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calling you from
Tender Loving Care Animal Shelter.
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- Hi.
- Could you hold, please?
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Hi, there! Can I help you?
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Yeah, hi, I was just driving by,
and I wanted to meet some dogs.
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Just gimme a minute to wrap this up,
and I can show you around.
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Okay, great.
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Hi, thank you so much for holding.
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A rottweiler? Yeah, I know.
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Great, so we can expect
you at 2:30 tomorrow?
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Sounds perfect, and we'll see you there.
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Yeah, you can bring the family in, too.
Everyone can come in and get acquainted.
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For next week,
come stop by to see Sarah...
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So, not sure what you're looking for.
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I think maybe one of the little guys.
I'm kinda scared of the big poops.
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Great, we keep our puppies, kittens,
and smaller dogs in here.
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Is that Pepper?
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- I recognize you from the website.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, definitely doesn't love being here.
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- It's okay.
- But, she's a real sweetheart.
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- Yeah.
- Would you like to hold her?
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I would. Yeah.
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You can grab her if you want.
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Okay. Hi. Hi, sweetie.
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Hi. Hi.
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00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:05,141
Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness.
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Look at her.
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- See? She's a sweetheart.
- Yeah!
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I'll give you two a minute
to get acquainted.
246
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,024
Okay.
247
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,861
What is it? What is it?
248
00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:20,532
What is it? Yeah.
249
00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:24,119
Oh, yeah.
250
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,289
Yeah, just...
251
00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:31,459
Little Pepper.
252
00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:35,213
You're just relaxing, huh? Yeah.
253
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,465
Yeah.
254
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:40,176
Look at all the kitty cats.
255
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,388
You wanna go play with the kitty cats?
256
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:48,935
You like it right here? Oh, yeah.
257
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,521
I like you.
258
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,734
Can I ask you a question?
259
00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:58,820
Do you like fantasy football?
260
00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:02,406
No. It's stupid, right?
261
00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:03,908
Do you like cheese?
262
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,829
You're so fluffy.
263
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,877
That Pepper is...
264
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,337
a really special little girl.
265
00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:18,505
Oh yeah. If I didn't
already have a house full,
266
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:19,924
she'd be coming home with me.
267
00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:21,843
Well...
268
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,470
I'm gonna think about it.
269
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,388
Why don't you take one
of these applications,
270
00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:27,390
just in case?
271
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,392
Okay.
272
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:33,146
I really appreciate your time. This is--
273
00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:36,733
- It was really-- I loved it.
- No problem. Have a good one.
274
00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:41,362
Are you sure you're okay
with my day-to-day dishes?
275
00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:43,822
Absolutely. Mine are all chipped
from the renters anyway.
276
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,407
- Animals.
- I know.
277
00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:48,952
Now, I know that you were on the fence
about the spice rack.
278
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:51,830
No, I wasn't! It's a family heirloom!
No, it has to stay.
279
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,958
- Really? Okay, wonderful.
- Yeah.
280
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:58,505
But, what do you think about
pictures on the fridge?
281
00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:03,843
Like...
282
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:07,263
Like with magnets?
283
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,265
- It doesn't matter. It's not important.
- No, it's--
284
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,017
That's not important.
285
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:15,897
Now, I have my baking dishes here.
286
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:19,274
- Like a museum!
- I know, right?
287
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:22,403
But I could stack 'em
and make room for other items.
288
00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:24,113
No, don't you dare stack CorningWare.
289
00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:26,700
Oh, my God, I was hoping
you would say that.
290
00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:30,077
Okay, so I think, I think the only thing
291
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:32,996
I need a place for is my Vitamix.
292
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,416
Okay, how big is it?
293
00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:37,918
What about just right here on the counter?
294
00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:40,255
You know, it's got
the plug and everything.
295
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:44,633
- I've hit a nerve, haven't I?
- It-- I just--
296
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:45,969
I don't put
297
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:48,887
appliances on the counters,
298
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,889
other than, you know, my coffeemaker
299
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,643
because I use it every day.
But, you know what? I can.
300
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,186
Brad, are we having our first fight?
301
00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:59,649
This isn't a fight.
This is all a part of the fun.
302
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,027
And I am here for all of it.
303
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,321
Okay, me, too.
304
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:13,787
- Hey, Sam!
- Hey.
305
00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:14,955
What are you doing here?
306
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,498
I came by to pick up
my credit card tips.
307
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:17,708
Oh, okay. Just one sec.
308
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,752
- Hey, Sher.
- Hey, Sammy.
309
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,712
- How you doing?
- Pretty good, how are you?
310
00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:22,838
Never better.
311
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:24,965
- There you go.
- Thank you.
312
00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:26,843
Nice.
313
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:30,054
So are you still looking for somebody
to do your Tuesdays and Thursdays?
314
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:32,014
'Cause I think I can do it.
315
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:32,973
Really?
316
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,725
- Yeah.
- That would be great.
317
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,852
I haven't been to any of Lauren's games.
318
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,729
Well, we can't have that, can we?
319
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:41,565
But I will quit if she loses, so...
320
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,276
She's not gonna fuckin' lose.
321
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,862
Alright, let me put it in the cal then.
322
00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:48,989
Hey, are you cheating on Roscoe?
323
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:51,784
I would never cheat on Roscoe.
324
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,577
I like to look at fluffy shit sometimes,
325
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,121
- you know?
- Yeah, fluffy. Fluffy.
326
00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:04,588
I think I'm gonna just
get the eggs Benedict.
327
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:07,091
I'm gonna get the crab cake Benedict.
328
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,301
Nah, I'm getting the Florentine frittata!
Come on.
329
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,012
- With the gravy?
- Yes, of course, load it up.
330
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:16,725
- Fred?
- And can I get the egg white omelet?
331
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:17,685
Okay.
332
00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:19,937
- And do you have any broccoli back there?
- Sure do.
333
00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:22,523
- And what kind of cheese?
- Great. No cheese.
334
00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:26,235
Just toast.
Wheat or anything with sprouts.
335
00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:28,445
- You got it.
- There you go. Thanks.
336
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,406
Are we doing French toast for the table?
337
00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:31,949
- Absolutely.
- Absolutely.
338
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:33,450
No, no, no. No, we're good.
339
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:34,618
No, no, please bring it.
340
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:35,704
- Okay.
- Don't
341
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:40,249
- "We're good"?
- Yeah, also,
342
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,376
I've never heard you say
the word "broccoli" before.
343
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:44,545
Okay, look, it's not my fault, alright?
344
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:45,754
Susie made me go to the doctors.
345
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:49,967
I hadn't been in years, and you guys know
that doctors really aren't my thing.
346
00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:51,510
Same.
347
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,220
I just gotta, like, ease up on the junk
348
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,972
- and get the body moving, you know?
- Yeah.
349
00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:56,432
It's a use it or lose
it kind of situation.
350
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:57,391
I love that.
351
00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,184
- We're here to support in any way we can.
- Thank you.
352
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,477
Yeah, alright.
353
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:02,354
Well, thank you, Joel. I appreciate that.
354
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,734
Because I promised Susie no more Chef.
355
00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:07,943
"No more Chef"?
356
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,653
- What do you mean?
- I know. I know.
357
00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:10,821
- Come on--
- You two can go,
358
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:12,197
but just don't tell me about it, okay?
359
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,949
No, come on.
This is, like, the best part of my week!
360
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,409
It's the only time I see you guys!
361
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:18,370
Well, I thought of that,
and I came up with a great solution.
362
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,414
- Oh, jeez.
- Alright, now like I said,
363
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:22,082
I like to get the body moving,
364
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,625
and you know I love sports.
365
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:27,422
So, we're gonna take this party
and bring it over to Catch Club.
366
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:30,549
That's right. Little enthusiasm, please.
367
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,761
All's you need is a glove
and a great attitude.
368
00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:34,970
Well, I don't have either one of those.
369
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,722
Oh, come on! You're gonna love it!
370
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,682
Come on, it's gonna make you feel good!
What do you say?
371
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,184
- You in?
- Okay.
372
00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:41,477
What, you have a glove?
373
00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:43,979
No, but I have the internet.
374
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,774
- There you are.
- Oh, my God. God bless you.
375
00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:49,360
Yes, a little syrup--
Fred, what are you doing?
376
00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:52,071
What? I can't help myself!
I got no brakes on the car!
377
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,698
Come on! Get that--
378
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:57,494
- I'm worried about Fred.
- Really? Why?
379
00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:00,412
I don't know. Maybe he's not telling us
the whole story.
380
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:04,083
Oh God, he's fine.
Besides, Susan's all over it.
381
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,752
She's not gonna let him do anything fun.
382
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:08,088
- Sam.
- Sorry.
383
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:11,173
When's the last time
you went to a doctor?
384
00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:14,218
I don't know. Maybe '96?
385
00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:16,846
- What? Why?
- Don't worry about it.
386
00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:22,017
Got about 45 missed calls from Tricia.
387
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,603
- Do you care?
- No.
388
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,730
Sam, call me, please.
389
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,732
Did you get the rent check
for Mom and Dad?
390
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:32,069
It has to be in by the first of the month
or her nursing home payment will bounce.
391
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:34,530
- Call me!
- Oops. Oopsies.
392
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:35,948
What happened?
393
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:39,243
Nothing. Just Tricia being Tricia.
394
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:41,579
Alright. You don't have
to watch me do this.
395
00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:45,000
Okay.
396
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:48,003
I wish I had a dollar to tip ya.
397
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,773
Can I offer you something to drink?
398
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:52,359
No, no, I'm good, thanks.
399
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,947
I like what you've done with the place.
400
00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:00,325
Thank you.
401
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,501
You know, we could just
set up direct deposit if that's easier.
402
00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:12,003
This is easier.
403
00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:15,215
You sound like my dad.
404
00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:33,149
- Here you go.
- Thanks.
405
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:34,901
Wesley?
406
00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:40,407
Come on.
407
00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:46,830
You must really love him
if you're giving him steak.
408
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,000
Well, he's a really good dog.
409
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,127
Hey. Hi.
410
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:54,129
Hi.
411
00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:56,922
- I'll show you out.
- No, no, it's okay.
412
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,299
- I know where I'm going.
- No, no, no, no.
413
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,972
You know, is this weird?
With all these pictures?
414
00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:07,474
I can take some of 'em
with me if you want.
415
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:09,060
No. I like them.
416
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,230
- Make up stories about them.
- Really?
417
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,233
Okay, how about this one?
418
00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:17,944
Mom?
419
00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:21,238
Overachiever. Perfectionist.
420
00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:23,949
Well, that's not fair. You've met her.
421
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:26,369
And how 'bout her?
422
00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:30,165
Sweet. Thoughtful.
423
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,418
Kleptomaniac.
424
00:21:34,377 --> 00:21:37,380
You're actually-- That was good.
425
00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:40,091
And how 'bout that one?
426
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,262
Well, I'm still kinda working on that one.
427
00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:48,224
Well, yeah, she's a piece of work.
428
00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:52,395
Okay. I gotta get outta here.
429
00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:55,398
Thanks. Thanks for the check.
430
00:21:57,901 --> 00:21:59,693
Well, look, if you need anything else
431
00:21:59,694 --> 00:22:02,363
my name is on that list
of contacts by the phone.
432
00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:04,406
I'm Sam.
433
00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:06,201
VĂglundur Hjartarson.
434
00:22:09,871 --> 00:22:11,539
I don't think I'm smart
enough for that one.
435
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:14,876
Okay.
436
00:22:16,086 --> 00:22:18,088
So, Iceland, right?
437
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:19,838
Yes.
438
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:23,510
Are those Northern Lights,
like, really a thing?
439
00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:26,554
Yes.
440
00:22:28,431 --> 00:22:29,808
That's cool.
441
00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:33,478
I'll have to check 'em out
sometime, I guess.
442
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,272
I mean, I've never--
I've never been to Europe,
443
00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:39,359
but I've been to Nebraska, so...
444
00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:42,487
Okay.
445
00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:54,373
- Trish!
- One sec!
446
00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:56,625
I got the check.
447
00:22:56,626 --> 00:22:59,087
Gonna put it right there for you.
448
00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:08,388
Hi.
449
00:23:09,848 --> 00:23:11,765
- So, you got the check?
- Yeah, it's right over there.
450
00:23:11,766 --> 00:23:14,268
Okay. He's so weird and smelly.
451
00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:16,520
He doesn't smell, Tricia. God.
452
00:23:16,521 --> 00:23:18,106
Well, he looks like he smells!
453
00:23:20,358 --> 00:23:21,233
You look good.
454
00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:22,901
Thank you.
455
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,486
- I feel good.
- Yeah?
456
00:23:24,487 --> 00:23:26,155
Yeah. Like, really good.
457
00:23:26,156 --> 00:23:28,490
Like, I think I'm done
feeling sorry for myself.
458
00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:29,742
You know, life is too short.
459
00:23:29,743 --> 00:23:31,326
- Good.
- Why do it, you know?
460
00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:34,371
I'm gonna manifest the change.
And in fact, I've already started.
461
00:23:34,372 --> 00:23:36,291
Because what did I want?
A successful business.
462
00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:38,667
Done! Check. I wanted an Escalade.
463
00:23:38,668 --> 00:23:41,671
Done, check. And now, I--
464
00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:46,176
Hello!
465
00:23:48,887 --> 00:23:49,971
Alright, just one sec.
466
00:23:50,764 --> 00:23:51,681
Okay.
467
00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:53,850
Cute.
468
00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:55,893
I'm thinking "Trading Spaces"
maybe tonight.
469
00:23:55,894 --> 00:23:57,811
- What do you think?
- Oh, no, no, I have a date.
470
00:23:57,812 --> 00:23:59,480
What do you mean you have a date?
We had plans.
471
00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:02,858
Well, I mean, we did have plans,
but now we don't because I have a date.
472
00:24:02,859 --> 00:24:04,735
- Since when?
- Since, like, an hour ago.
473
00:24:04,736 --> 00:24:06,111
Oh, my God, Tricia.
474
00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,906
What? You want me to be happy
and have fun.
475
00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:10,657
- Of course, I do.
- Just don't worry about it.
476
00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:12,618
So, there's chicken enchiladas
I made for you.
477
00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:14,578
They're warming in the oven.
Just use a mitt.
478
00:24:14,579 --> 00:24:17,664
And then, there's those
Skinny Cows in the freezer,
479
00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:19,541
and if you eat them
on the couch, just, you know,
480
00:24:19,542 --> 00:24:21,628
- use a napkin. Yeah. Okay.
- Use a napkin. I know.
481
00:24:22,545 --> 00:24:23,921
- Have fun!
- What are you--
482
00:24:23,922 --> 00:24:26,298
- You're leaving like right now?
- Oh yeah. Don't wait up.
483
00:24:26,299 --> 00:24:28,050
Tricia, I just poured you a glass of wine!
484
00:24:28,051 --> 00:24:29,009
You can have it.
485
00:24:29,010 --> 00:24:31,596
- I don't like Pinot Grigio!
- Bye!
486
00:24:51,241 --> 00:24:52,325
Fuck.
487
00:25:04,587 --> 00:25:06,255
- Hey, Mary.
- Hi, there.
488
00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:07,881
- Remember me?
- Yeah.
489
00:25:07,882 --> 00:25:09,466
Well...
490
00:25:09,467 --> 00:25:11,844
I'm going for it.
I came back for Pepper.
491
00:25:11,845 --> 00:25:15,806
I did the application.
I have the treats. I don't--
492
00:25:15,807 --> 00:25:17,391
I don't know what else I need, but I--
493
00:25:17,392 --> 00:25:19,560
- Oh, shoot.
- "Oh, shoot" what?
494
00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:22,272
Well, she got adopted.
495
00:25:23,898 --> 00:25:25,400
Oh, she did?
496
00:25:26,609 --> 00:25:28,861
- Well, that's great, right?
- Yeah.
497
00:25:28,862 --> 00:25:30,113
She's gonna be well taken care of.
498
00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:32,656
Yeah, well, that's good.
499
00:25:32,657 --> 00:25:34,408
I mean, she's probably
better off anyway, right?
500
00:25:34,409 --> 00:25:35,993
Hey, don't say that.
501
00:25:35,994 --> 00:25:38,788
I can take you back again if
you wanna see who else we have.
502
00:25:39,414 --> 00:25:40,582
No, I'm gonna go.
503
00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:43,626
- Take care, Sam.
- Thanks.
504
00:25:49,966 --> 00:25:51,134
What?
505
00:25:52,761 --> 00:25:54,054
Okay.
506
00:26:08,777 --> 00:26:11,111
Hey! Oh, God.
Hold on one second.
507
00:26:11,112 --> 00:26:14,281
No! You're not supposed to touch 'em
until they're crisp and brown on one side!
508
00:26:14,282 --> 00:26:16,325
- Those are not crisp and brown!
- Oh. Okay.
509
00:26:16,326 --> 00:26:18,410
I'm sorry. We're making
mushroom Bourguignon.
510
00:26:18,411 --> 00:26:20,496
- There's a lot of steps.
- Fancy.
511
00:26:20,497 --> 00:26:21,622
Is it Sam?
512
00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:24,625
- Hi, Sam! Hi!
- Hi, Brad.
513
00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:27,127
It sounds like you guys
got your hands full over there.
514
00:26:27,128 --> 00:26:29,380
Sorry. Yes, we kinda do.
515
00:26:29,381 --> 00:26:31,590
Can I call you a little bit later?
516
00:26:31,591 --> 00:26:33,133
Yep. Just checking in.
517
00:26:33,134 --> 00:26:36,095
Okay, great, thank you.
Sorry! Bye-bye.
518
00:26:36,096 --> 00:26:37,180
Okay.
519
00:26:45,939 --> 00:26:47,399
Come on.
520
00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:18,638
Alright.
521
00:27:19,097 --> 00:27:20,390
Ah, fuck.