1 00:00:06,297 --> 00:00:08,258 Don't look at me like that. 2 00:00:09,426 --> 00:00:14,638 You want one more stretchies? Oh, he's such a good boy. 3 00:00:14,639 --> 00:00:16,432 You're such a good boy! 4 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:17,392 Yes! 5 00:00:18,977 --> 00:00:20,644 He really gives it up, doesn't he? 6 00:00:20,645 --> 00:00:22,146 Just for you, Sammy. 7 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:23,440 Oh, yeah, right. 8 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:24,982 Okay, okay. 9 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:26,400 - Hey, are you alright? - Oh, yeah, I'm fine. 10 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:28,194 I'm just not meant to be that close to the ground. 11 00:00:29,654 --> 00:00:32,197 Alright, I gotta get going, but I just wanna show you, 12 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:33,908 real quick. 13 00:00:35,952 --> 00:00:37,078 So cute. 14 00:00:37,912 --> 00:00:40,122 - You would make a good mom. - Oh, Jesus. 15 00:00:40,123 --> 00:00:42,791 You're the first person that's ever said that to me. 16 00:00:42,792 --> 00:00:43,959 Come on. 17 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,836 I mean, I have been pregnant many times, but... 18 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:47,338 How many? 19 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:48,757 You lose count after 10. 20 00:00:50,091 --> 00:00:52,552 - Bye, ladies. Drink some water, Sheri! - Bye. 21 00:01:34,135 --> 00:01:36,888 Fuck, I wish I could hit that note. 22 00:01:56,032 --> 00:01:57,116 To my sister. 23 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:59,243 No, I can do better than that. 24 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:01,745 - To my hot-ass, newly single sister. - Hell, yeah. 25 00:02:01,746 --> 00:02:05,000 Miss Tricia Marie Miller. Welcome back. 26 00:02:06,584 --> 00:02:09,003 - Oh, my God. I'm going backwards. - What? No. 27 00:02:09,004 --> 00:02:11,172 You're taking back your maiden name, right? 28 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:13,841 - Trish? - I mean, I haven't thought-- 29 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:15,509 I don't know, I haven't thought about it yet. 30 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:17,928 Well, there's only two of us left. You gotta represent. 31 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:20,597 No. But, I mean, I've been Tricia Marie Murphy 32 00:02:20,598 --> 00:02:24,101 longer than I have been Tricia Marie Miller. 33 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:26,061 Alright. Well, you can keep those monogram towels 34 00:02:26,062 --> 00:02:27,313 you like so much. 35 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:33,318 Hey. I mean, Trish, come on. This is a good thing. 36 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:35,070 You're doing a good thing. This is what you wanted. 37 00:02:35,071 --> 00:02:38,782 It's a change, but you look incredible. 38 00:02:38,783 --> 00:02:41,493 And you're dating a bunch of guys who are way better than Rick. 39 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:43,537 I know, but I'm no one's person, Sam. 40 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:45,581 Officially, nobody needs me. 41 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:48,626 Alright, well, I'm nobody's person, and look at me. 42 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:53,339 Oh, my God. Seriously? 43 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:54,965 Sorry, I can't help it. 44 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:56,675 Hey, we're supposed to be celebrating, right? 45 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:59,386 Look, look, look. We got our CCQ. 46 00:02:59,387 --> 00:03:02,848 We got our salsa, our chips, our margarinis. 47 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:06,436 It's just, it's a new beginning. 48 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:12,024 You want some chips? You want some CCQ? 49 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,568 - No. - No? 50 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,863 Okay, I guess I'll party by myself then. 51 00:03:17,822 --> 00:03:19,156 Just take this hot cheese 52 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:21,200 and put it in my mouth and see what happens. 53 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,535 Oh, gross. 54 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:26,956 Tricia, this is so good. 55 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:31,878 Put it in your mouth. Just like this. Crunch, crunch, crunch. 56 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:34,838 - Crunch, crunch. Crunch, crunch. - Sam, quit. 57 00:03:34,839 --> 00:03:37,049 - Crunch, crunch. Crunch, crunch. - Stop. 58 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,759 Come on. Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch. 59 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,678 - Jesus. - Come here. Come here, have a chip. 60 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:41,887 Oh, my God, why are you such a child? 61 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,932 - What is your problem? - I can't help it. 62 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:45,934 Welcome back. 63 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:49,979 You'll be okay. 64 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:52,273 Oh, my God. It's still light out. 65 00:03:53,858 --> 00:03:55,526 - Alright, what you wanna do next? - Yeah. 66 00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:57,569 Rock-A-Belly? Auntie Mae's? 67 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,321 Well, I have to go back to work. 68 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:01,573 - Come on. - I have a ton of stuff to do. I know. 69 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:02,742 Alright. Where you parked? 70 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:06,286 Excuse me? 71 00:04:06,287 --> 00:04:07,538 Whose is this? 72 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:09,040 - She's mine. - Fuck off. 73 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,000 Are you serious? 74 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:12,252 Yes! 75 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:15,170 Tricia! Who paid for it? 76 00:04:15,171 --> 00:04:17,799 It's a little divorce present to me from my "Cunt" pillows. 77 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:19,883 Holy shit! 78 00:04:19,884 --> 00:04:21,761 Damn, that's a lot of cunts! 79 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:23,929 - Congratulations. - Thank you! 80 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,223 Yeah, you're welcome. 81 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:28,350 Hey, so I need you to go pick up that check 82 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:30,102 from Iceland out at the farm tomorrow. 83 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,062 What? No! 84 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:32,896 Come on, Tricia, we agreed you're gonna do that. 85 00:04:32,897 --> 00:04:34,565 - Sam, I am too busy! - Come on, we're having fun! 86 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:36,025 - Tricia, come on! - No! 87 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:37,693 I'm not doing it! I don't like him. 88 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:41,823 He's weird, he barely talks, and, you know, he smells. 89 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:43,991 - Not my problem. - No, just go up there, 90 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:45,868 grab the check, and be on your way. It is not a big deal. 91 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:48,912 - It's easy. Just do it. - Tricia. 92 00:04:48,913 --> 00:04:50,247 I don't wanna see some weirdo 93 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:51,832 walking around our house in his boxer shorts. 94 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:52,875 - It feels weird. - Oh, my God. 95 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:53,834 He's always fully dressed. 96 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:55,503 - Come on, grow up. - No. 97 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:58,172 - I'm not growing up, I'm not going. - Sam. 98 00:04:58,173 --> 00:04:59,923 - I'm not going. - It is time. 99 00:04:59,924 --> 00:05:00,966 - Sorry... - Go. 100 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,009 - Your problem... - Go! 101 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:03,011 Not my problem! 102 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:07,349 I just got divorced, Sam. 103 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:09,058 Why-- 104 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:11,643 Why you gotta try to manipulate me right now? 105 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:12,729 You know I'm drunk. 106 00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:16,857 Fine. I'll go, okay? 107 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:18,317 Thank you. Thank you. 108 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,819 Fuck... 109 00:05:21,237 --> 00:05:23,823 Do you want a ride home? I think you drank most of that pitcher. 110 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:27,243 I guess I did, didn't I? 111 00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:30,205 A ride maybe in this? 112 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:33,832 How do you feel about luxury? 113 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:36,043 I don't know, I've never had any luxury before. 114 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:37,379 You're gonna love it. 115 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:41,841 Oh, my God. This does not feel safe. 116 00:05:44,969 --> 00:05:46,680 Oh, my God. 117 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:48,890 You look like a little potato! 118 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:55,689 Alright. 119 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:59,066 - Work your magic. - Well, this is a lot. 120 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:01,443 Well, that's what assistants are for. 121 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:03,530 Tricia, I thought we weren't gonna use that word. 122 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:06,282 Why don't you come in and watch me go through these? 123 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:09,159 No thanks. I think I've had enough fun for one night. 124 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:10,744 Come on. 125 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:12,372 - I can make you a roadie. - Nah. 126 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:15,875 Oh my God, are you giggling? 127 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,043 No. 128 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:19,629 You back in business? 129 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:21,881 I'm back in business. 130 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:24,883 - Is it Shorty or Lispy? - Neither. New guy. 131 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:26,386 Oh, you slut! 132 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:29,179 - I mean, not a slut. - Well, I know what you meant. 133 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:32,683 Yeah, just a promiscuous woman about town. 134 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:35,310 - That's a compliment though, right? - Alright, stay safe out there. 135 00:06:35,311 --> 00:06:37,772 - Alright, see you later! - Yeah. 136 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:41,067 Alright. What are you gonna do now? 137 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,652 Margarini? 138 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:46,405 Ooh, margarini... 139 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:47,907 Margarini! 140 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:13,474 Looks like I missed all the fun. 141 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:16,143 - You did. - Well then, what am I gonna do with these? 142 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:18,437 That's okay. I can find a home for 'em. 143 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,688 Is this okay? 144 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:21,733 - Yeah. - Just ignore that sale sticker. 145 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,069 Sammy! Sammy! We're almost done! 146 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:28,072 It's three to three, okay? We just gotta play the rubber match! 147 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:29,448 Copy that! 148 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:30,616 What is he talking about? 149 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:31,701 I have no idea. 150 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:35,371 - What are these? - Scotcheroos! 151 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:37,581 Sold. What do I owe you? 152 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:40,501 You can just have 'em. It's friends and family discount. 153 00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:41,960 - No, no. - Yeah. 154 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:43,797 No friends and family when it comes to God. Come on. 155 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:46,131 Oh, well. Let me break it for you. 156 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:48,509 No, come on. Keep the change for your buddy Jesus. 157 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:49,635 It's the least I can do. 158 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,136 Oh, hey! You made it. 159 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:55,350 Sam was just insisting on overpaying for a plate of rejects. 160 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:57,601 What are you, some kinda Rockefeller? 161 00:07:57,602 --> 00:07:59,478 - Yes, I am. - Okay, fun. 162 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:03,400 Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to address this. 163 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:05,567 Jordan? Jordan. 164 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:07,277 Remember, we talked about this? 165 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:12,450 You need to wring that out before you wipe another thing down. 166 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:16,870 My God in Heaven. This one's gonna kill me. 167 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:20,375 - Real taskmaster. - Well, he has a very specific process. 168 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,837 - So, did you guys have a nice turnout? - Yeah, actually, we did. 169 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,130 I mean, it was mainly just parents 170 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:28,007 buying back stuff that they actually baked, 171 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:30,092 but it was good. How are those? 172 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:32,512 - Fucking delicious. I can't stop myself. - Alright. 173 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,725 - So... - So? 174 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:39,309 I have some big news. 175 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:41,187 What? Don't tell me you're pregnant. 176 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:42,897 No. 177 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:46,735 I got an offer on my house. 178 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,111 Didn't you just list it? 179 00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:50,488 Yeah, last week. 180 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:55,659 Well, that's promising, right? First offer already in. Exciting. 181 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:57,494 Well, I'm gonna take it. 182 00:08:57,495 --> 00:09:00,622 Because it's a really good deal. 183 00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:03,417 That's what my real estate agent said. 'Cause it's an all-cash offer, 184 00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:05,627 so that means it's a quick closing. It's these-- 185 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:07,171 It's these rich people from Kansas City. 186 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:09,214 They're buying it for their kid who's gonna go to school. 187 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,550 It's, I guess, the one perk of living next to campus. 188 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:16,180 Yeah. Well, you know what? That's great. We gotta celebrate. 189 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:17,598 Yeah, we'll do 'tinis or something. 190 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:18,850 Yeah, load 'em up. 191 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,186 And you're cool with it, right? 192 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:24,063 - Like, you're happy for it? - Of course, I'm cool with it. 193 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:26,357 I'm happy for you. It's great. 194 00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:27,816 'Cause I've-- 195 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:29,693 I've loved doing the rental stuff with you. 196 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:33,239 Oh, come on. I'm wealthy and retired. Don't give it another thought. 197 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:40,954 - Who won? - She did. She let me lose. 198 00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:43,499 Well, we gotta celebrate. What are you guys doing now? 199 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,627 You wanna go to The Chef? Plus-ones allowed? 200 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,545 We got this couples fantasy football thing. 201 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:50,422 We are killing the competition. 202 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,258 - Come on, babe. We gotta go. - Alright. 203 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:55,177 I'll call you guys, and we'll get something in the books, okay? 204 00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:57,389 - Okay. Later! - Yep. 205 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:01,685 Well, what about you guys? Let's go to The Chef. 206 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,853 The thing is we just have to drop all of these leftovers 207 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:07,774 - at the senior center. - Joel, do you know where the... 208 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:10,484 tape and marker went so I can label these? 209 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:12,361 Yeah, it's in the off-- 210 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:14,072 - I'll just go get it. - Okay. 211 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:17,659 Do you wanna come with us? 212 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,577 No, no, come on. You guys do your thing. 213 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:23,455 Okay. Well, call me. 214 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,624 Of course. I call you all the fucking time. 215 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,418 - Okay. - Yeah! 216 00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:29,504 - Thanks for stopping by. - Yeah. 217 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:57,031 Hi, this is Mary 218 00:10:57,032 --> 00:10:59,074 calling you from Tender Loving Care Animal Shelter. 219 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:00,744 - Hi. - Could you hold, please? 220 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:02,536 Hi, there! Can I help you? 221 00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:06,040 Yeah, hi, I was just driving by, and I wanted to meet some dogs. 222 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:08,500 Just gimme a minute to wrap this up, and I can show you around. 223 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,753 Okay, great. 224 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:13,339 Hi, thank you so much for holding. 225 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:16,426 A rottweiler? Yeah, I know. 226 00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:19,970 Great, so we can expect you at 2:30 tomorrow? 227 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:22,681 Sounds perfect, and we'll see you there. 228 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:26,977 Yeah, you can bring the family in, too. Everyone can come in and get acquainted. 229 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:29,980 For next week, come stop by to see Sarah... 230 00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:32,275 So, not sure what you're looking for. 231 00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:35,986 I think maybe one of the little guys. I'm kinda scared of the big poops. 232 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:39,616 Great, we keep our puppies, kittens, and smaller dogs in here. 233 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:41,784 Is that Pepper? 234 00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:43,869 - I recognize you from the website. - Yeah. 235 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:46,747 Yeah, definitely doesn't love being here. 236 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:49,041 - It's okay. - But, she's a real sweetheart. 237 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,084 - Yeah. - Would you like to hold her? 238 00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:52,712 I would. Yeah. 239 00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:54,546 You can grab her if you want. 240 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:58,258 Okay. Hi. Hi, sweetie. 241 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:01,720 Hi. Hi. 242 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:05,141 Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness. 243 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:08,769 Look at her. 244 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,270 - See? She's a sweetheart. - Yeah! 245 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:12,064 I'll give you two a minute to get acquainted. 246 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,024 Okay. 247 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,861 What is it? What is it? 248 00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:20,532 What is it? Yeah. 249 00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:24,119 Oh, yeah. 250 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,289 Yeah, just... 251 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:31,459 Little Pepper. 252 00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:35,213 You're just relaxing, huh? Yeah. 253 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,465 Yeah. 254 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:40,176 Look at all the kitty cats. 255 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,388 You wanna go play with the kitty cats? 256 00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:48,935 You like it right here? Oh, yeah. 257 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,521 I like you. 258 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,734 Can I ask you a question? 259 00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:58,820 Do you like fantasy football? 260 00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:02,406 No. It's stupid, right? 261 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:03,908 Do you like cheese? 262 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,829 You're so fluffy. 263 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,877 That Pepper is... 264 00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,337 a really special little girl. 265 00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:18,505 Oh yeah. If I didn't already have a house full, 266 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:19,924 she'd be coming home with me. 267 00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:21,843 Well... 268 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,470 I'm gonna think about it. 269 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,388 Why don't you take one of these applications, 270 00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:27,390 just in case? 271 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,392 Okay. 272 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:33,146 I really appreciate your time. This is-- 273 00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:36,733 - It was really-- I loved it. - No problem. Have a good one. 274 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:41,362 Are you sure you're okay with my day-to-day dishes? 275 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:43,822 Absolutely. Mine are all chipped from the renters anyway. 276 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,407 - Animals. - I know. 277 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:48,952 Now, I know that you were on the fence about the spice rack. 278 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:51,830 No, I wasn't! It's a family heirloom! No, it has to stay. 279 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,958 - Really? Okay, wonderful. - Yeah. 280 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:58,505 But, what do you think about pictures on the fridge? 281 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:03,843 Like... 282 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:07,263 Like with magnets? 283 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,265 - It doesn't matter. It's not important. - No, it's-- 284 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,017 That's not important. 285 00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:15,897 Now, I have my baking dishes here. 286 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:19,274 - Like a museum! - I know, right? 287 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:22,403 But I could stack 'em and make room for other items. 288 00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:24,113 No, don't you dare stack CorningWare. 289 00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:26,700 Oh, my God, I was hoping you would say that. 290 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:30,077 Okay, so I think, I think the only thing 291 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:32,996 I need a place for is my Vitamix. 292 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,416 Okay, how big is it? 293 00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:37,918 What about just right here on the counter? 294 00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:40,255 You know, it's got the plug and everything. 295 00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:44,633 - I've hit a nerve, haven't I? - It-- I just-- 296 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:45,969 I don't put 297 00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:48,887 appliances on the counters, 298 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,889 other than, you know, my coffeemaker 299 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,643 because I use it every day. But, you know what? I can. 300 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,186 Brad, are we having our first fight? 301 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:59,649 This isn't a fight. This is all a part of the fun. 302 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,027 And I am here for all of it. 303 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,321 Okay, me, too. 304 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:13,787 - Hey, Sam! - Hey. 305 00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:14,955 What are you doing here? 306 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,498 I came by to pick up my credit card tips. 307 00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:17,708 Oh, okay. Just one sec. 308 00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,752 - Hey, Sher. - Hey, Sammy. 309 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,712 - How you doing? - Pretty good, how are you? 310 00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:22,838 Never better. 311 00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:24,965 - There you go. - Thank you. 312 00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:26,843 Nice. 313 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:30,054 So are you still looking for somebody to do your Tuesdays and Thursdays? 314 00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:32,014 'Cause I think I can do it. 315 00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:32,973 Really? 316 00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,725 - Yeah. - That would be great. 317 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,852 I haven't been to any of Lauren's games. 318 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,729 Well, we can't have that, can we? 319 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:41,565 But I will quit if she loses, so... 320 00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,276 She's not gonna fuckin' lose. 321 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,862 Alright, let me put it in the cal then. 322 00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:48,989 Hey, are you cheating on Roscoe? 323 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:51,784 I would never cheat on Roscoe. 324 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,577 I like to look at fluffy shit sometimes, 325 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,121 - you know? - Yeah, fluffy. Fluffy. 326 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:04,588 I think I'm gonna just get the eggs Benedict. 327 00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:07,091 I'm gonna get the crab cake Benedict. 328 00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,301 Nah, I'm getting the Florentine frittata! Come on. 329 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,012 - With the gravy? - Yes, of course, load it up. 330 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:16,725 - Fred? - And can I get the egg white omelet? 331 00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:17,685 Okay. 332 00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:19,937 - And do you have any broccoli back there? - Sure do. 333 00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:22,523 - And what kind of cheese? - Great. No cheese. 334 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:26,235 Just toast. Wheat or anything with sprouts. 335 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:28,445 - You got it. - There you go. Thanks. 336 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,406 Are we doing French toast for the table? 337 00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:31,949 - Absolutely. - Absolutely. 338 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:33,450 No, no, no. No, we're good. 339 00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:34,618 No, no, please bring it. 340 00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:35,704 - Okay. - Don't 341 00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:40,249 - "We're good"? - Yeah, also, 342 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,376 I've never heard you say the word "broccoli" before. 343 00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:44,545 Okay, look, it's not my fault, alright? 344 00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:45,754 Susie made me go to the doctors. 345 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:49,967 I hadn't been in years, and you guys know that doctors really aren't my thing. 346 00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:51,510 Same. 347 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,220 I just gotta, like, ease up on the junk 348 00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,972 - and get the body moving, you know? - Yeah. 349 00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:56,432 It's a use it or lose it kind of situation. 350 00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:57,391 I love that. 351 00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,184 - We're here to support in any way we can. - Thank you. 352 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,477 Yeah, alright. 353 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:02,354 Well, thank you, Joel. I appreciate that. 354 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,734 Because I promised Susie no more Chef. 355 00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:07,943 "No more Chef"? 356 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,653 - What do you mean? - I know. I know. 357 00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:10,821 - Come on-- - You two can go, 358 00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:12,197 but just don't tell me about it, okay? 359 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,949 No, come on. This is, like, the best part of my week! 360 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,409 It's the only time I see you guys! 361 00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:18,370 Well, I thought of that, and I came up with a great solution. 362 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,414 - Oh, jeez. - Alright, now like I said, 363 00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:22,082 I like to get the body moving, 364 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,625 and you know I love sports. 365 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:27,422 So, we're gonna take this party and bring it over to Catch Club. 366 00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:30,549 That's right. Little enthusiasm, please. 367 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,761 All's you need is a glove and a great attitude. 368 00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:34,970 Well, I don't have either one of those. 369 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,722 Oh, come on! You're gonna love it! 370 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,682 Come on, it's gonna make you feel good! What do you say? 371 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,184 - You in? - Okay. 372 00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:41,477 What, you have a glove? 373 00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:43,979 No, but I have the internet. 374 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,774 - There you are. - Oh, my God. God bless you. 375 00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:49,360 Yes, a little syrup-- Fred, what are you doing? 376 00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:52,071 What? I can't help myself! I got no brakes on the car! 377 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,698 Come on! Get that-- 378 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:57,494 - I'm worried about Fred. - Really? Why? 379 00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:00,412 I don't know. Maybe he's not telling us the whole story. 380 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:04,083 Oh God, he's fine. Besides, Susan's all over it. 381 00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,752 She's not gonna let him do anything fun. 382 00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:08,088 - Sam. - Sorry. 383 00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:11,173 When's the last time you went to a doctor? 384 00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:14,218 I don't know. Maybe '96? 385 00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:16,846 - What? Why? - Don't worry about it. 386 00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:22,017 Got about 45 missed calls from Tricia. 387 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,603 - Do you care? - No. 388 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,730 Sam, call me, please. 389 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,732 Did you get the rent check for Mom and Dad? 390 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:32,069 It has to be in by the first of the month or her nursing home payment will bounce. 391 00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:34,530 - Call me! - Oops. Oopsies. 392 00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:35,948 What happened? 393 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:39,243 Nothing. Just Tricia being Tricia. 394 00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:41,579 Alright. You don't have to watch me do this. 395 00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:45,000 Okay. 396 00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:48,003 I wish I had a dollar to tip ya. 397 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,773 Can I offer you something to drink? 398 00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:52,359 No, no, I'm good, thanks. 399 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,947 I like what you've done with the place. 400 00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:00,325 Thank you. 401 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,501 You know, we could just set up direct deposit if that's easier. 402 00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:12,003 This is easier. 403 00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:15,215 You sound like my dad. 404 00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:33,149 - Here you go. - Thanks. 405 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:34,901 Wesley? 406 00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:40,407 Come on. 407 00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:46,830 You must really love him if you're giving him steak. 408 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,000 Well, he's a really good dog. 409 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,127 Hey. Hi. 410 00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:54,129 Hi. 411 00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:56,922 - I'll show you out. - No, no, it's okay. 412 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,299 - I know where I'm going. - No, no, no, no. 413 00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,972 You know, is this weird? With all these pictures? 414 00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:07,474 I can take some of 'em with me if you want. 415 00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:09,060 No. I like them. 416 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,230 - Make up stories about them. - Really? 417 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,233 Okay, how about this one? 418 00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:17,944 Mom? 419 00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:21,238 Overachiever. Perfectionist. 420 00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:23,949 Well, that's not fair. You've met her. 421 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:26,369 And how 'bout her? 422 00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:30,165 Sweet. Thoughtful. 423 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,418 Kleptomaniac. 424 00:21:34,377 --> 00:21:37,380 You're actually-- That was good. 425 00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:40,091 And how 'bout that one? 426 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,262 Well, I'm still kinda working on that one. 427 00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:48,224 Well, yeah, she's a piece of work. 428 00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:52,395 Okay. I gotta get outta here. 429 00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:55,398 Thanks. Thanks for the check. 430 00:21:57,901 --> 00:21:59,693 Well, look, if you need anything else 431 00:21:59,694 --> 00:22:02,363 my name is on that list of contacts by the phone. 432 00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:04,406 I'm Sam. 433 00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:06,201 Víglundur Hjartarson. 434 00:22:09,871 --> 00:22:11,539 I don't think I'm smart enough for that one. 435 00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:14,876 Okay. 436 00:22:16,086 --> 00:22:18,088 So, Iceland, right? 437 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:19,838 Yes. 438 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:23,510 Are those Northern Lights, like, really a thing? 439 00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:26,554 Yes. 440 00:22:28,431 --> 00:22:29,808 That's cool. 441 00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:33,478 I'll have to check 'em out sometime, I guess. 442 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,272 I mean, I've never-- I've never been to Europe, 443 00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:39,359 but I've been to Nebraska, so... 444 00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:42,487 Okay. 445 00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:54,373 - Trish! - One sec! 446 00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:56,625 I got the check. 447 00:22:56,626 --> 00:22:59,087 Gonna put it right there for you. 448 00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:08,388 Hi. 449 00:23:09,848 --> 00:23:11,765 - So, you got the check? - Yeah, it's right over there. 450 00:23:11,766 --> 00:23:14,268 Okay. He's so weird and smelly. 451 00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:16,520 He doesn't smell, Tricia. God. 452 00:23:16,521 --> 00:23:18,106 Well, he looks like he smells! 453 00:23:20,358 --> 00:23:21,233 You look good. 454 00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:22,901 Thank you. 455 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,486 - I feel good. - Yeah? 456 00:23:24,487 --> 00:23:26,155 Yeah. Like, really good. 457 00:23:26,156 --> 00:23:28,490 Like, I think I'm done feeling sorry for myself. 458 00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:29,742 You know, life is too short. 459 00:23:29,743 --> 00:23:31,326 - Good. - Why do it, you know? 460 00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:34,371 I'm gonna manifest the change. And in fact, I've already started. 461 00:23:34,372 --> 00:23:36,291 Because what did I want? A successful business. 462 00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:38,667 Done! Check. I wanted an Escalade. 463 00:23:38,668 --> 00:23:41,671 Done, check. And now, I-- 464 00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:46,176 Hello! 465 00:23:48,887 --> 00:23:49,971 Alright, just one sec. 466 00:23:50,764 --> 00:23:51,681 Okay. 467 00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:53,850 Cute. 468 00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:55,893 I'm thinking "Trading Spaces" maybe tonight. 469 00:23:55,894 --> 00:23:57,811 - What do you think? - Oh, no, no, I have a date. 470 00:23:57,812 --> 00:23:59,480 What do you mean you have a date? We had plans. 471 00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:02,858 Well, I mean, we did have plans, but now we don't because I have a date. 472 00:24:02,859 --> 00:24:04,735 - Since when? - Since, like, an hour ago. 473 00:24:04,736 --> 00:24:06,111 Oh, my God, Tricia. 474 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,906 What? You want me to be happy and have fun. 475 00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:10,657 - Of course, I do. - Just don't worry about it. 476 00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:12,618 So, there's chicken enchiladas I made for you. 477 00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:14,578 They're warming in the oven. Just use a mitt. 478 00:24:14,579 --> 00:24:17,664 And then, there's those Skinny Cows in the freezer, 479 00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:19,541 and if you eat them on the couch, just, you know, 480 00:24:19,542 --> 00:24:21,628 - use a napkin. Yeah. Okay. - Use a napkin. I know. 481 00:24:22,545 --> 00:24:23,921 - Have fun! - What are you-- 482 00:24:23,922 --> 00:24:26,298 - You're leaving like right now? - Oh yeah. Don't wait up. 483 00:24:26,299 --> 00:24:28,050 Tricia, I just poured you a glass of wine! 484 00:24:28,051 --> 00:24:29,009 You can have it. 485 00:24:29,010 --> 00:24:31,596 - I don't like Pinot Grigio! - Bye! 486 00:24:51,241 --> 00:24:52,325 Fuck. 487 00:25:04,587 --> 00:25:06,255 - Hey, Mary. - Hi, there. 488 00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:07,881 - Remember me? - Yeah. 489 00:25:07,882 --> 00:25:09,466 Well... 490 00:25:09,467 --> 00:25:11,844 I'm going for it. I came back for Pepper. 491 00:25:11,845 --> 00:25:15,806 I did the application. I have the treats. I don't-- 492 00:25:15,807 --> 00:25:17,391 I don't know what else I need, but I-- 493 00:25:17,392 --> 00:25:19,560 - Oh, shoot. - "Oh, shoot" what? 494 00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:22,272 Well, she got adopted. 495 00:25:23,898 --> 00:25:25,400 Oh, she did? 496 00:25:26,609 --> 00:25:28,861 - Well, that's great, right? - Yeah. 497 00:25:28,862 --> 00:25:30,113 She's gonna be well taken care of. 498 00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:32,656 Yeah, well, that's good. 499 00:25:32,657 --> 00:25:34,408 I mean, she's probably better off anyway, right? 500 00:25:34,409 --> 00:25:35,993 Hey, don't say that. 501 00:25:35,994 --> 00:25:38,788 I can take you back again if you wanna see who else we have. 502 00:25:39,414 --> 00:25:40,582 No, I'm gonna go. 503 00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:43,626 - Take care, Sam. - Thanks. 504 00:25:49,966 --> 00:25:51,134 What? 505 00:25:52,761 --> 00:25:54,054 Okay. 506 00:26:08,777 --> 00:26:11,111 Hey! Oh, God. Hold on one second. 507 00:26:11,112 --> 00:26:14,281 No! You're not supposed to touch 'em until they're crisp and brown on one side! 508 00:26:14,282 --> 00:26:16,325 - Those are not crisp and brown! - Oh. Okay. 509 00:26:16,326 --> 00:26:18,410 I'm sorry. We're making mushroom Bourguignon. 510 00:26:18,411 --> 00:26:20,496 - There's a lot of steps. - Fancy. 511 00:26:20,497 --> 00:26:21,622 Is it Sam? 512 00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:24,625 - Hi, Sam! Hi! - Hi, Brad. 513 00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:27,127 It sounds like you guys got your hands full over there. 514 00:26:27,128 --> 00:26:29,380 Sorry. Yes, we kinda do. 515 00:26:29,381 --> 00:26:31,590 Can I call you a little bit later? 516 00:26:31,591 --> 00:26:33,133 Yep. Just checking in. 517 00:26:33,134 --> 00:26:36,095 Okay, great, thank you. Sorry! Bye-bye. 518 00:26:36,096 --> 00:26:37,180 Okay. 519 00:26:45,939 --> 00:26:47,399 Come on. 520 00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:18,638 Alright. 521 00:27:19,097 --> 00:27:20,390 Ah, fuck.