1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:10,405 --> 00:00:11,573 Oh, my God, you're up. 2 00:00:11,584 --> 00:00:14,279 - Good morn'ting. - Good morn'ting. 3 00:00:14,290 --> 00:00:16,304 - How long you been awake? - Couple hours. 4 00:00:16,315 --> 00:00:17,900 Actually, I already have your coffee. 5 00:00:17,911 --> 00:00:20,998 - Oh. - And I got you some road snacks. 6 00:00:21,062 --> 00:00:23,648 Joel, you know I'm not much of a morning eater. 7 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:26,901 Bad little puddy cat, what's in here? 8 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:30,280 Oh, my God. A muffin, a scone... 9 00:00:30,435 --> 00:00:31,645 And is that a bagel bite? 10 00:00:31,789 --> 00:00:33,592 Come here, you little honey. 11 00:00:34,075 --> 00:00:35,660 Oh, my God. 12 00:00:35,816 --> 00:00:38,610 That is delicious. 13 00:00:38,621 --> 00:00:41,477 I'm almost beginning to believe that you really care about me, Joel. 14 00:00:41,488 --> 00:00:43,198 Sam! 15 00:00:43,275 --> 00:00:46,028 I just wanna make today a little easier for you. 16 00:00:46,117 --> 00:00:48,620 It's gonna be fine. I'll be great. 17 00:00:48,704 --> 00:00:50,706 But are you gonna be okay without me? 18 00:00:51,161 --> 00:00:52,530 Yeah, I'm gonna run some errands. 19 00:00:52,541 --> 00:00:54,835 I have to flip my house, blah, blah, blah. 20 00:00:54,918 --> 00:00:57,379 And I'm thinking maybe I'll get some steps. 21 00:00:58,664 --> 00:01:00,333 Excuse me? 22 00:01:00,344 --> 00:01:02,182 Joel, no! Come on! 23 00:01:02,193 --> 00:01:03,536 I'm gonna be stuck in a car all day. 24 00:01:03,547 --> 00:01:05,525 I'm in a deficit. Don't get that many. 25 00:01:05,798 --> 00:01:09,159 Okay, fine. I-I'll heave my body into a shopping cart 26 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:10,730 and have someone push me around all day. 27 00:01:10,761 --> 00:01:12,455 My feet won't touch the ground. 28 00:01:12,466 --> 00:01:14,480 - Great. - Great. 29 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:18,052 Alright. You need me to finish? 30 00:01:18,459 --> 00:01:20,211 Yeah. 31 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:22,624 I know I need to finish it on my own one day, 32 00:01:22,635 --> 00:01:24,948 - but I just don't get it. - Let's go to the back. 33 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:27,629 People think just because I got tits I ain't got no brains. 34 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:29,036 Wait, that's the answers! 35 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:31,883 Oh, that's why it's so easy. 36 00:01:36,333 --> 00:01:41,333 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 37 00:01:46,455 --> 00:01:48,958 When are we getting our stuff back? 38 00:01:48,983 --> 00:01:50,777 What do you mean? 39 00:01:50,932 --> 00:01:53,852 - 'Cause those assholes will steal it. - No, they won't, Mom. 40 00:01:53,863 --> 00:01:57,138 I can drive back tomorrow. 41 00:01:57,149 --> 00:01:59,277 Okay, thank you. 42 00:01:59,744 --> 00:02:01,079 Um... 43 00:02:01,162 --> 00:02:03,748 D-did you not tell her she's going to Wichita? 44 00:02:03,759 --> 00:02:05,219 Oh. Uh... 45 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:07,794 No, that's up to the family to talk about. 46 00:02:08,405 --> 00:02:09,615 Fuck. 47 00:02:11,975 --> 00:02:15,365 - I mean, we're fucked. - Okay, no. Um... 48 00:02:15,376 --> 00:02:17,253 Well, I'm just gonna tell her. 49 00:02:17,362 --> 00:02:19,739 - You're just gonna tell her? - Yep. 50 00:02:22,253 --> 00:02:24,634 Hey, Mom, you're not going home. You're going to Wichita. 51 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:27,389 You have been a nightmare, and we have to fix your meds. 52 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:28,902 - Okay? So. - Uh... 53 00:02:29,561 --> 00:02:30,681 Ooh! 54 00:02:31,190 --> 00:02:32,221 That was impressive. 55 00:02:32,232 --> 00:02:34,855 Yeah, well, I have shit to do, so... Here. 56 00:02:35,042 --> 00:02:36,704 - What, am I driving? - Yes, you're driving. 57 00:02:36,714 --> 00:02:38,575 - But you hate my driving! - Just drive! 58 00:02:39,765 --> 00:02:41,600 Well, don't pick on me. 59 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:40,137 What am I doing? 60 00:03:40,994 --> 00:03:42,120 What am I doing? 61 00:04:08,737 --> 00:04:10,906 What am I doing? No. 62 00:04:20,824 --> 00:04:22,683 Well, I haven't been to Wichita 63 00:04:22,694 --> 00:04:24,419 since we used to go there for swim meets. 64 00:04:28,445 --> 00:04:30,050 What's that place we used to stop at? 65 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:32,480 Get that okra and shit. 66 00:04:32,491 --> 00:04:34,846 - What, Olpe Home Cooking? - Yes. 67 00:04:34,857 --> 00:04:36,651 Oh, my God, I love that place. 68 00:04:38,413 --> 00:04:40,915 So... good. 69 00:04:43,199 --> 00:04:45,034 Pull over. I need cigarettes. 70 00:04:45,104 --> 00:04:47,189 We're not stopping for cigarettes, Mom. 71 00:04:51,290 --> 00:04:52,861 You're not my mother. 72 00:04:55,172 --> 00:04:58,091 Your husband left you. 73 00:04:59,783 --> 00:05:02,119 And you never, ever... 74 00:05:02,222 --> 00:05:05,094 ever even had a husband. 75 00:05:06,453 --> 00:05:09,623 Well, we're still not stopping for cigarettes, Mom. 76 00:05:11,207 --> 00:05:13,191 And she lives right over there. 77 00:05:13,202 --> 00:05:14,970 And so, I was close to the church. 78 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:16,596 I was able to just walk over, 79 00:05:16,607 --> 00:05:19,896 but it was really something. 80 00:05:19,907 --> 00:05:23,012 I've never seen an allergic reaction like that. 81 00:05:23,479 --> 00:05:25,966 I'm sorry Sheila wasn't here today. 82 00:05:27,297 --> 00:05:30,351 Well, good to see you. Take care. 83 00:05:33,101 --> 00:05:34,220 Joel! 84 00:05:34,998 --> 00:05:37,333 Oh, my God... Hey! 85 00:05:37,764 --> 00:05:41,059 I saw you sitting there in your LeSabre. 86 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,557 Well, 'cause, um... 87 00:05:43,693 --> 00:05:44,778 You know... 88 00:05:44,969 --> 00:05:47,972 Uh, 'cause I got a phone call, and then, um... 89 00:05:47,983 --> 00:05:49,379 And then, I wanted to text back, 90 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:50,591 but I don't like to text and drive. 91 00:05:50,602 --> 00:05:52,715 So, I just pulled in here, and I texted them back. 92 00:05:52,726 --> 00:05:54,159 And now, you know, 93 00:05:54,170 --> 00:05:56,881 just going around, doing stuff today. 94 00:05:56,939 --> 00:05:58,524 I don't text and drive either. 95 00:05:58,696 --> 00:06:00,610 - Oh, that's so good. - Yeah. 96 00:06:00,621 --> 00:06:01,705 Yeah. 97 00:06:03,765 --> 00:06:05,645 - Do you wanna... - I... Oh sorry, you go ahead. 98 00:06:05,656 --> 00:06:07,491 You want a coffee? 99 00:06:07,727 --> 00:06:09,395 Oh, I have a coffee. 100 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:11,088 Cookie? 101 00:06:11,364 --> 00:06:13,825 It's fellowship hour. 102 00:06:17,015 --> 00:06:18,182 Um... 103 00:06:19,122 --> 00:06:20,567 That's okay. 104 00:06:22,260 --> 00:06:24,384 Want some... gum? 105 00:06:25,015 --> 00:06:26,683 Sure. 106 00:06:28,330 --> 00:06:29,748 Oh wow. 107 00:06:29,998 --> 00:06:31,796 God, Wrigley's. I used to get these 108 00:06:31,807 --> 00:06:33,768 in my Christmas stocking growing up. 109 00:06:33,851 --> 00:06:36,604 - It's a real throwback. Thank you. - Yeah? 110 00:06:36,687 --> 00:06:39,148 You're welcome. Can we, uh... 111 00:06:40,808 --> 00:06:44,646 You can never really go wrong with the classics. 112 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:51,302 How about a walk? 113 00:06:51,380 --> 00:06:53,757 It's such a nice day. 114 00:06:54,637 --> 00:06:56,436 Um, yeah. Sure. 115 00:06:56,447 --> 00:06:57,449 Yeah? 116 00:06:57,799 --> 00:06:58,967 Yeah. 117 00:06:59,166 --> 00:07:00,242 You're turning that off? 118 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,463 You won't get credit for your steps. 119 00:07:02,474 --> 00:07:05,132 Oh, it just makes my arm feel tingly. 120 00:07:07,321 --> 00:07:08,656 - Hm? - Yeah. 121 00:07:18,492 --> 00:07:20,994 God, this is a boring state. 122 00:07:22,863 --> 00:07:25,950 - I don't think so. - There's nothin' to look at. 123 00:07:25,961 --> 00:07:28,797 Mom, you love Kansas. 124 00:07:28,834 --> 00:07:30,460 Who said? 125 00:07:34,229 --> 00:07:36,356 I love New York. 126 00:07:36,578 --> 00:07:39,155 - You've never been to New York. - You don't know. 127 00:07:39,166 --> 00:07:41,585 - You hate cities. - You don't know. 128 00:07:41,596 --> 00:07:43,243 Oh, my God, I'm gonna pull into a semi 129 00:07:43,254 --> 00:07:45,526 in about five minutes. 130 00:07:45,537 --> 00:07:47,186 - You're driving too fast. - Oh, my God. 131 00:07:47,197 --> 00:07:48,748 - Mom... Would you... - Slow down! 132 00:07:48,759 --> 00:07:52,179 - You are, like, 20 miles over the limit. - Just please! 133 00:07:52,190 --> 00:07:54,025 It's fine. 134 00:07:54,303 --> 00:07:56,090 Well, I mean, do you wanna get a ticket? Do you want that? 135 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:59,061 You have to get a little thing on your license. 136 00:07:59,072 --> 00:08:00,531 I don't care. 137 00:08:00,588 --> 00:08:02,548 I just wanna get this over with. 138 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:05,860 You can just drop me and go off and have your fun. 139 00:08:05,871 --> 00:08:08,415 Yeah... 140 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:11,157 I'm having a great time. Trish, you having fun? 141 00:08:11,168 --> 00:08:12,899 Oh, my God, so fun. 142 00:08:13,782 --> 00:08:15,784 I wanna go home, 143 00:08:15,874 --> 00:08:17,721 but you won't let me. 144 00:08:17,732 --> 00:08:19,957 Won't let you? What are you talking about? 145 00:08:19,987 --> 00:08:21,738 You know, Mom, this is not our fault. 146 00:08:21,796 --> 00:08:23,172 This is not Dad's fault. 147 00:08:23,183 --> 00:08:25,059 This is your fault! 148 00:08:25,262 --> 00:08:27,347 You kept drinking when they told you not to, 149 00:08:27,358 --> 00:08:28,663 and then you had a stroke, 150 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:30,057 just like the doctor said you would. 151 00:08:30,068 --> 00:08:33,126 - Sam... - I'm... Well, it's true! And now, and now... 152 00:08:33,137 --> 00:08:35,973 and now, you treat everybody around you like shit, 153 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:39,393 especially the one person that will tolerate you. 154 00:08:39,529 --> 00:08:43,324 I mean, and then... and then, you block him from visiting you? 155 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:46,025 Do you know that you broke his fucking heart? 156 00:08:46,108 --> 00:08:48,415 Just please be quiet and let me drive. 157 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:51,280 I can't wait to get you there. 158 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:54,533 - And turn off your fucking phone! Seriously! - Shit. Okay. 159 00:09:00,895 --> 00:09:03,106 - We used to go... - Oh, my God. 160 00:09:06,632 --> 00:09:09,343 I always tell my kids, do what makes you happy 161 00:09:09,354 --> 00:09:10,897 and you can't lose. 162 00:09:10,972 --> 00:09:14,267 And I love teaching, of course. And woodwork. 163 00:09:14,364 --> 00:09:16,793 But... I don't know. 164 00:09:16,804 --> 00:09:19,779 I really love singing. 165 00:09:20,017 --> 00:09:22,645 I felt a little silly at first. 166 00:09:22,656 --> 00:09:24,814 And then I thought, why not? 167 00:09:24,825 --> 00:09:28,954 Who says I-I can't take voice lessons at my age? 168 00:09:28,989 --> 00:09:30,448 So, I called Darlene up, 169 00:09:30,552 --> 00:09:33,228 and I've been seeing her ever since. 170 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:35,658 Hm. How long has that been? 171 00:09:35,669 --> 00:09:39,335 Oh... five years now? Yeah. 172 00:09:39,618 --> 00:09:41,662 You're really good. 173 00:09:41,944 --> 00:09:44,864 No. No, I'm not. 174 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:47,044 No... No. 175 00:09:48,131 --> 00:09:50,050 Well, you're very passionate! 176 00:09:50,061 --> 00:09:53,248 True! I am very committed, 177 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:56,512 but I know I'm not a good singer. 178 00:09:56,523 --> 00:09:58,734 Who cares? I love it. 179 00:09:58,745 --> 00:10:00,664 - Yeah. - And... 180 00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:03,174 the kids seem to get a kick 181 00:10:03,185 --> 00:10:05,813 out of old grandpa really goin' for it. 182 00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:08,774 And it's good for them to see that. 183 00:10:09,755 --> 00:10:11,090 Plus... 184 00:10:12,469 --> 00:10:17,182 - I think I'm Darlene's favorite. - Oh! 185 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:21,365 I will deny it if you ever tell anyone I said that. 186 00:10:21,912 --> 00:10:24,790 Alright. I guess it'll just be our little secret. 187 00:10:24,801 --> 00:10:26,636 Alright. 188 00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:37,447 Um, so, do we... do we go in there with her or how... 189 00:10:37,458 --> 00:10:38,626 Oh, it's up to you. 190 00:10:38,637 --> 00:10:41,015 We have all the paperwork and everything. 191 00:10:41,098 --> 00:10:43,298 Sometimes, it's easier to say goodbye out here, 192 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:44,685 but, you know... 193 00:10:45,610 --> 00:10:47,821 - Um... - Alright. 194 00:10:47,984 --> 00:10:49,361 Love you, Mom. 195 00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:53,268 Okay, Mom. It's gonna be okay. 196 00:10:53,755 --> 00:10:55,799 We love you. 197 00:10:56,655 --> 00:10:58,255 Just take good care of her. 198 00:10:58,266 --> 00:11:00,644 We will. Ready, Mary Jo? 199 00:11:04,198 --> 00:11:05,324 Bye, Mom. 200 00:11:22,586 --> 00:11:24,035 I know Dad would've wanted to be here, 201 00:11:24,046 --> 00:11:27,300 but... this would've been torture for him. 202 00:11:32,001 --> 00:11:35,296 You think the good part of Mom is ever gonna come back? 203 00:11:42,359 --> 00:11:43,443 No. 204 00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:59,426 Hi, this is Joel. Leave a message. 205 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:01,929 Hey, I don't know where you are, but tonight is no longer 206 00:12:01,940 --> 00:12:04,151 a designated non-drinking night. Call me. 207 00:12:17,059 --> 00:12:18,949 Hey. 208 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,040 What are you... W-What's going on? What is that? 209 00:12:21,051 --> 00:12:23,220 I don't know, I'm just focusing on my heart health. 210 00:12:23,231 --> 00:12:24,983 Oh. Alright. 211 00:12:25,923 --> 00:12:27,596 Hey, are you on Bumble or something? What is that? 212 00:12:27,607 --> 00:12:30,342 No! I'm not on Bumble. It's nothing. Don't worry about it. 213 00:12:30,353 --> 00:12:32,194 No, it's definitely something, and if you didn't want me 214 00:12:32,205 --> 00:12:34,118 to know about it, you should've turned your fuckin' ringer off. 215 00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:36,463 But now I know, now I'm invested. 216 00:12:36,474 --> 00:12:38,434 Just tell me what's goin' on. 217 00:12:40,708 --> 00:12:42,460 What's the big deal? 218 00:12:44,991 --> 00:12:47,494 Oh, my God... Oh, my God, did you make that? 219 00:12:47,716 --> 00:12:49,801 I did, yeah. 220 00:12:49,944 --> 00:12:52,947 Are you selling "lying cunt" pillows? 221 00:12:53,255 --> 00:12:54,874 - Yes, I didn't mean to... - Tricia! 222 00:12:54,885 --> 00:12:56,473 I know! It just happened. 223 00:12:56,931 --> 00:12:58,933 - Wow. - After I found out about Rick and Charity, 224 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:02,812 I made one, and then got really mad again, 225 00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:04,617 and posted it on my Finsta. 226 00:13:04,628 --> 00:13:06,964 And then, someone famous reposted it, 227 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:09,246 and now... I mean, I can't keep up! It's insane. 228 00:13:09,257 --> 00:13:10,294 Oh, my God. 229 00:13:10,305 --> 00:13:12,189 Did you give one of those to Charity? 230 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:13,253 No! 231 00:13:13,264 --> 00:13:15,808 I just put it in the store where she could see it. 232 00:13:15,832 --> 00:13:18,043 Holy shit, Tricia. 233 00:13:18,139 --> 00:13:20,850 Wow. And you have a Finsta. 234 00:13:20,861 --> 00:13:23,780 - Well, it's a good outlet for my rage, you know? - Yeah. 235 00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:26,586 I don't know, I mean... I think you could make 236 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,962 a ton of money on that. You're sittin' on a gold mine. 237 00:13:28,973 --> 00:13:30,683 Oh! I don't know what to do. 238 00:13:31,119 --> 00:13:33,259 Well, what do you mean? You're doing it! 239 00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:35,386 - No, I can't... - You are doing it, Tricia! 240 00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:37,556 - I cannot do this. This is not... - Of course, you can. 241 00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:39,890 This isn't a business! This is like making porn! 242 00:13:39,901 --> 00:13:41,560 - It's not porn. - I mean, this is just too embarrassing. 243 00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:43,906 - This is not who I am. - Well, I mean, but it is. 244 00:13:43,917 --> 00:13:47,212 I mean, you made it, and it's fucking glorious! 245 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,693 Lying cunt pillows! 246 00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:50,829 Shit! Why didn't I think of that? 247 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:52,915 No, I wanna be a businesswoman though! 248 00:13:52,926 --> 00:13:54,595 I wanna be, like, 249 00:13:54,749 --> 00:13:57,502 taken seriously as a businesswoman, you know? 250 00:13:57,513 --> 00:13:58,910 I wanna do events. 251 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,964 I wanna do weddings and showers and luncheons. 252 00:14:00,975 --> 00:14:03,289 I mean, we can't talk about this at church. 253 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,374 Okay, so don't. 254 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:05,838 B-But, I want to. 255 00:14:05,849 --> 00:14:07,976 - Okay, then do! - I know, but I can't. 256 00:14:07,987 --> 00:14:09,322 Why not? 257 00:14:09,473 --> 00:14:10,849 I just... 258 00:14:11,860 --> 00:14:13,925 I worked so hard for so long, 259 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:16,397 and now, there's nothing to show for it. 260 00:14:16,408 --> 00:14:18,535 Nothing came of it. It's over. 261 00:14:21,175 --> 00:14:23,720 And now, people see me, and... 262 00:14:23,850 --> 00:14:26,102 they just look at me and feel sorry for me. 263 00:14:26,367 --> 00:14:27,594 - No, they don't. - Yes, they do. 264 00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:29,482 No, they don't, Tricia. And if... 265 00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:32,329 if they do, who cares? They're jerks. 266 00:14:32,340 --> 00:14:33,966 Fuck 'em. 267 00:14:34,016 --> 00:14:35,472 Right? Fuck 'em. 268 00:14:37,581 --> 00:14:39,666 I just think, um... 269 00:14:39,677 --> 00:14:40,761 you know... 270 00:14:40,850 --> 00:14:42,798 all these people doing all that shit on Instagram. 271 00:14:42,809 --> 00:14:44,227 Why not you, right? 272 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,486 You could quit your day job. 273 00:14:48,193 --> 00:14:49,736 Um... 274 00:14:50,172 --> 00:14:51,632 What? 275 00:14:52,313 --> 00:14:53,625 I got fired. 276 00:14:53,712 --> 00:14:55,717 You got fired from the grocery store? 277 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,489 Yes, which was your fault, by the way. 278 00:14:57,500 --> 00:15:00,107 - Oh, okay. How? - Because you made me do day drinking! 279 00:15:00,118 --> 00:15:02,899 - I can't do that. - Oh, my God. 280 00:15:03,677 --> 00:15:06,668 You got fired for being drunk at work, Tricia? 281 00:15:06,679 --> 00:15:08,421 - It's not funny. - Oh, you bad girl. 282 00:15:08,432 --> 00:15:10,532 - It's not funny! It's not a joke! - It's a little funny. 283 00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:11,848 - It's really bad! - Okay, I'm sorry, 284 00:15:11,858 --> 00:15:13,276 but seriously, a grocery store? 285 00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:15,456 I mean, bigger and better things, right? 286 00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:17,416 And I could totally help you with this. 287 00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:19,824 Think of it. You could do, like, "princess cunt." 288 00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:21,962 - You could do "pretty cunt." - God... 289 00:15:21,973 --> 00:15:23,369 - What's happening? - You could do "super cunt," 290 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:25,382 - "cunt crew," "live laugh cunt." - God... 291 00:15:25,393 --> 00:15:27,877 "New cunt, who dis?" Oh, my God! 292 00:15:27,888 --> 00:15:30,134 - "Big and juicy cunt," Tricia! - Sam! Shh! 293 00:15:30,145 --> 00:15:33,140 - Loud! - You gotta make me a "big and juicy cunt" pillow. 294 00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:35,077 ♪ Big and juicy cunt ♪ 295 00:15:35,088 --> 00:15:37,831 ♪ Are you ready for a big and juicy cunt... ♪ 296 00:15:37,842 --> 00:15:38,843 - Stop! - ♪ ... America? ♪ 297 00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:40,481 ♪ Ooh, she big and juicy, too ♪ 298 00:15:40,492 --> 00:15:42,847 ♪ You like what you see? That's a big and juicy cunt ♪ 299 00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:44,568 Good! Good! 300 00:15:45,432 --> 00:15:47,264 Sorry! We're just... 301 00:15:47,542 --> 00:15:49,628 sisters, you know? 302 00:15:49,831 --> 00:15:52,064 - She wanted me to talk about... - No! No. 303 00:15:52,075 --> 00:15:55,412 I can't. My big and juicy won't fit in. 304 00:15:55,442 --> 00:15:57,861 - Too juicy? Too big? - Too juicy. 305 00:15:57,997 --> 00:16:00,833 I'm gonna slip right off the seat. Okay. 306 00:16:00,903 --> 00:16:03,322 Where are those goddamn okras? 307 00:16:07,084 --> 00:16:08,534 Do you ever go to that arts and crafts fair 308 00:16:08,545 --> 00:16:10,049 that they have here in the spring? 309 00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:12,376 Love it. Like, my favorite thing. 310 00:16:12,387 --> 00:16:14,781 - Hm. - I got this bracelet there. 311 00:16:14,792 --> 00:16:16,377 Oh, I saw those. 312 00:16:17,741 --> 00:16:18,825 Huh. 313 00:16:21,368 --> 00:16:22,827 Um... 314 00:16:22,998 --> 00:16:25,292 I saw the name of your church on your tote bag. 315 00:16:26,661 --> 00:16:28,413 And when Sam stopped taking lessons, 316 00:16:28,424 --> 00:16:30,635 I wasn't sure when I'd see you again, so... 317 00:16:32,711 --> 00:16:35,631 it's not a coincidence that I ran into you. 318 00:16:43,174 --> 00:16:45,027 So, you do text and drive? 319 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,360 I actually never do. 320 00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:51,544 Okay, good. 321 00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:55,163 Wow. 322 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,143 Wow. 323 00:17:01,651 --> 00:17:03,770 Feels kind of nice to be... 324 00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:08,147 stalked I guess has a negative connotation. 325 00:17:08,158 --> 00:17:10,618 Does it? 326 00:17:13,436 --> 00:17:16,689 - Wow. - I just wanted to see you again. 327 00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,872 I was gonna just go to the service. 328 00:17:19,883 --> 00:17:21,218 See you there. 329 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:26,086 But I've been on a little break from church lately. 330 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:30,543 I just don't even know what I believe anymore. 331 00:17:33,650 --> 00:17:34,984 I don't know. 332 00:17:37,417 --> 00:17:40,299 Been having this personal crisis lately, too, because... 333 00:17:40,912 --> 00:17:43,716 my friend asked me to officiate his wedding. 334 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:46,930 You know, just be there for my friend. 335 00:17:48,309 --> 00:17:50,561 And it's not even a religious ceremony. 336 00:17:50,572 --> 00:17:52,282 You know, he doesn't want that, but I... 337 00:17:53,027 --> 00:17:54,820 I get in my head... 338 00:17:54,978 --> 00:17:57,063 This isn't what you asked, is it? 339 00:17:58,967 --> 00:18:01,011 I don't think I asked a question. 340 00:18:03,359 --> 00:18:05,621 But thanks for telling me. 341 00:18:07,113 --> 00:18:08,197 Really. 342 00:18:11,637 --> 00:18:14,474 I believe the whole point is 343 00:18:14,624 --> 00:18:17,710 church is where you go to 344 00:18:17,754 --> 00:18:19,756 when you're confused. 345 00:18:19,878 --> 00:18:20,890 Hm. 346 00:18:21,372 --> 00:18:24,500 And you also don't have to do anything. 347 00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,239 Just show up. Just... 348 00:18:27,055 --> 00:18:28,973 go to church. 349 00:18:29,779 --> 00:18:32,114 Or don't. 350 00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:35,222 - You know? - Yeah. 351 00:18:37,685 --> 00:18:40,980 But if you want to, you should come with me sometime. 352 00:18:42,364 --> 00:18:44,450 I'd love to come with you sometime. 353 00:18:55,353 --> 00:18:57,665 You ever bless an animal? 354 00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:59,201 No. Have you? 355 00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:02,058 Yeah. I did a goat once. 356 00:19:02,367 --> 00:19:04,578 You blessed a goat? 357 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:07,009 - Mm-hmm. - That's pretty cool. 358 00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:10,807 But, you know, 359 00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:14,058 nobody likes a braggart. 360 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,248 Hm... 361 00:19:38,570 --> 00:19:40,209 Let's just do this quickly, 362 00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:41,972 so we can feed the chickens, 363 00:19:41,983 --> 00:19:44,945 - and we'll get out. - Yes, Tricia. 364 00:19:44,965 --> 00:19:46,748 Oh, we got a letter from Dad. 365 00:19:46,759 --> 00:19:48,261 Aw, read it. 366 00:19:49,828 --> 00:19:51,279 Oh, yes. 367 00:19:54,807 --> 00:19:57,768 "I didn't know which of you to send this to, I sent it here. 368 00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,865 I figured you would both get it at the farm. 369 00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:01,533 I'm grateful you pushed me to do this, 370 00:20:01,616 --> 00:20:04,661 and I really am okay. Don't worry about me. 371 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:08,248 I'm here with my brother, and it's like we're kids again. 372 00:20:08,331 --> 00:20:09,573 I know your mom wouldn't see me, 373 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,543 but I hope to tell her that I love her, 374 00:20:11,554 --> 00:20:13,517 and she's always on my mind. 375 00:20:13,970 --> 00:20:15,107 Love, Dad. 376 00:20:15,277 --> 00:20:17,530 PS, say hi to my buddy Fred. 377 00:20:17,659 --> 00:20:20,037 If you have any farm questions, he's the guy." 378 00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:23,055 And then, he drew a little cow. 379 00:20:23,367 --> 00:20:25,838 - Sure. - Just a long torso 380 00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:27,476 like you've never seen before. 381 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:31,271 And four udders. Two long, two short. 382 00:20:31,427 --> 00:20:33,971 - It's part dachshund. - Guess those are both of our legs. 383 00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:36,229 My long ones and your little itty bitties. 384 00:20:38,221 --> 00:20:40,140 Good girls. 385 00:20:40,222 --> 00:20:41,891 Elaine... Oop! 386 00:20:44,295 --> 00:20:45,822 Chick, chick, chick. 387 00:20:47,406 --> 00:20:49,806 - Hi! Susan, hi! - Hey, Fred. 388 00:20:49,817 --> 00:20:51,405 Sorry to come by unannounced, 389 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,115 but Fred wanted to show me the farm. 390 00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:54,526 No, it's great. It's great. 391 00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:57,005 We're just feeding some chickens. 392 00:20:57,016 --> 00:20:59,625 You ever fed a chicken before, Susan? 393 00:20:59,636 --> 00:21:02,015 - No. - Come on, let's get dirty. 394 00:21:02,026 --> 00:21:03,653 Okay. Oh, oh, okay. 395 00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:05,430 - Just some worms. - They're dead. 396 00:21:05,441 --> 00:21:06,650 - Sure. - Yeah. 397 00:21:06,661 --> 00:21:08,996 - Hi. - Clea. Come here. 398 00:21:10,962 --> 00:21:12,464 Chicken, chicken, chicken. 399 00:21:12,475 --> 00:21:14,805 - They do whatever the fuck they want. - Here they come! Here they come. 400 00:21:17,099 --> 00:21:20,602 - Hey. - This place is so magical. 401 00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,155 Must have been fun growing up here. 402 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:25,039 - Well... Yes and no. - Peaks and valleys. 403 00:21:27,268 --> 00:21:29,437 - It's pretty though. - Yeah. 404 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,626 How'd you guys... 405 00:21:33,905 --> 00:21:35,865 How'd you feel about getting married here? 406 00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:37,750 Really? 407 00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:40,040 Yeah, I think, um... 408 00:21:40,217 --> 00:21:42,762 I think it'd mean a lot to my dad. 409 00:21:42,852 --> 00:21:45,980 - Oh, babe. That's amazing. - I love that. 410 00:21:46,474 --> 00:21:48,338 - Are you kidding around? - You don't have to let us know right now. 411 00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,517 You can think about it if you want, you know. 412 00:21:50,528 --> 00:21:52,238 I-I want to. 413 00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:53,986 - This is beautiful. - This is perfect! 414 00:21:54,103 --> 00:21:56,262 We can get you probably, like, friends and family rate, 415 00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:57,819 five, 10K, you know? 416 00:21:57,830 --> 00:21:59,486 - Alright. - Just for the night, then, of course, 417 00:21:59,526 --> 00:22:01,892 we'll have to, uh... There's gonna be the reception, 418 00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:03,269 so that'd be another five, 10K. 419 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,365 That's alright. I had a great year at the school. 420 00:22:05,376 --> 00:22:07,231 And, you know, she's great with numbers. 421 00:22:07,242 --> 00:22:08,577 See, they pay teachers too much. 422 00:22:08,588 --> 00:22:09,984 - Yeah, we'll make it work. - No, it's on us. 423 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,955 We can fuck it up, do whatever we want. 424 00:22:12,038 --> 00:22:14,266 But this is gorgeous. I mean, this is absolutely stunning. 425 00:22:14,277 --> 00:22:16,532 It is, and you can see all the sunflowers over here. 426 00:22:16,543 --> 00:22:18,003 And we just cleaned out the barn. 427 00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:20,075 - Coincidentally... Yes! - We could party in the barn? 428 00:22:20,086 --> 00:22:21,453 It's probably only gonna work for you 429 00:22:21,464 --> 00:22:23,956 if you love extreme natural beauty. 430 00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:25,719 - We love it. - I do! I'm marrying it! 431 00:22:34,176 --> 00:22:35,558 - Oh, there you are. - Hey! 432 00:22:35,568 --> 00:22:36,802 Hi, I called. 433 00:22:36,813 --> 00:22:40,397 - Did you get my message? - Oh, I forgot my phone. Sorry. 434 00:22:40,578 --> 00:22:43,278 - Did you do the song? - What song? 435 00:22:43,289 --> 00:22:44,582 ♪ Keys, phone ♪ 436 00:22:44,684 --> 00:22:47,436 ♪ Cash, ID, keys, phone ♪ 437 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,440 Cannot believe it. I not only forgot my phone, 438 00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:51,661 - I forgot that song. - Joel. 439 00:22:51,672 --> 00:22:53,571 - But, guess what? - What? 440 00:22:57,490 --> 00:22:59,325 Is that the sound of children laughing? 441 00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:01,630 It's better than children laughing. 442 00:23:01,641 --> 00:23:05,395 Most everything is. 443 00:23:06,676 --> 00:23:09,114 Oh, thank you. Teeny 'tini. 444 00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:14,367 Give mommy a kiss. 445 00:23:14,483 --> 00:23:16,887 - That is a triumph. - Well, thank you. 446 00:23:16,898 --> 00:23:18,859 What a day. 447 00:23:19,526 --> 00:23:21,805 - Tell me all about it. - After this hits the blood. 448 00:23:23,412 --> 00:23:24,997 How about you? 449 00:23:25,153 --> 00:23:27,364 Tell me all about your day. What'd I miss? 450 00:23:27,375 --> 00:23:30,837 Um... Nothing? 451 00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:32,994 You look, like, refreshed or something. 452 00:23:33,005 --> 00:23:34,506 - Really? - Yeah. 453 00:23:34,517 --> 00:23:35,768 Colonic? 454 00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:37,510 No! I would never get a colonic. 455 00:23:37,521 --> 00:23:39,084 I would. 456 00:23:39,313 --> 00:23:42,701 Well, I'll probably try it if you want me to. 457 00:23:42,712 --> 00:23:45,340 No, I-I guess I just... 458 00:23:45,351 --> 00:23:47,373 I don't know. I'm shining with pride 459 00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:50,345 'cause I scrubbed the grout in my kitchen. 460 00:23:50,356 --> 00:23:52,336 Any guest that comes there is gonna love it. 461 00:23:52,347 --> 00:23:55,308 - Wow, you made fast work of that. - Oh yeah, well... 462 00:23:55,564 --> 00:23:58,650 - I think you might need a little top-off. - Oh yeah. Thank you. 463 00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:01,600 This family shit. 464 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:04,609 I swear it was so much easier when I just didn't care. 465 00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:08,223 There really is something to be said 466 00:24:08,234 --> 00:24:10,942 for lockin' it down and goin' it alone. 467 00:24:11,338 --> 00:24:13,256 - Really? - Yeah. 468 00:24:13,467 --> 00:24:16,261 Well, sorry. You've got me now. 469 00:24:18,587 --> 00:24:22,300 Joel, I swear, just promise me, when we get to the end, 470 00:24:22,311 --> 00:24:24,647 if I turn up like my mother, 471 00:24:24,756 --> 00:24:27,486 you will put me out of my misery. 472 00:24:27,961 --> 00:24:30,255 A pillow right over the face. 473 00:24:30,304 --> 00:24:32,264 That's exactly the way I wanna go. 474 00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:35,699 Ah, Joel, I'd be a shell without you. 475 00:24:35,710 --> 00:24:36,837 Mm... 476 00:24:36,999 --> 00:24:38,542 You want another twist? 477 00:24:38,686 --> 00:24:41,021 Only if you think I'm worth the trouble. 478 00:24:42,677 --> 00:24:45,222 - Thank you. - Plus, I didn't get a lot of steps today, 479 00:24:45,233 --> 00:24:46,985 so I'm gonna go for it. 480 00:24:48,829 --> 00:24:52,345 I mean, what is it? It's just vodka. 481 00:24:53,202 --> 00:24:54,578 But it's so good. 482 00:24:54,682 --> 00:24:57,059 Oh, honey, you know I infuse it with love, too. 483 00:24:57,070 --> 00:24:58,906 Oh, thank you. 484 00:25:00,093 --> 00:25:01,676 I like it when you put the twist in. 485 00:25:01,687 --> 00:25:04,044 Like, if there's one twist, I know I've had one. 486 00:25:04,055 --> 00:25:05,826 If there's two twists, I know I've had three. 487 00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:08,715 And if I have three twists, I can't have any more. 488 00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:14,084 - You think we can get a DUI for this? - Nah. 489 00:25:16,150 --> 00:25:19,320 - Too bad! I wanna break the law! - Joel. 490 00:25:20,895 --> 00:25:22,968 - You know what I want? - What? 491 00:25:22,979 --> 00:25:24,553 I want a donut to go with my 'tini. 492 00:25:24,564 --> 00:25:26,399 - Let's go to Varsity Donuts. - Yes! 493 00:25:26,428 --> 00:25:29,973 Oh, my God. And that is why I love you! 494 00:25:30,111 --> 00:25:34,032 - Did you just say what I think you just said? - No, no, no, no, no! 495 00:25:34,115 --> 00:25:35,515 It's all the 'tinies you poured me! 496 00:25:35,575 --> 00:25:37,035 - Oh, my God! - I've gone soft! 497 00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:39,038 You said it! You can't take it back! 498 00:25:41,390 --> 00:25:43,559 How many 'tinis was that tonight anyway? 499 00:25:43,570 --> 00:25:44,863 Oh. Don't worry about it. 500 00:25:44,874 --> 00:25:47,409 Woo! 501 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:52,340 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.MY-SUBS.com -