1 00:00:05,786 --> 00:00:08,823 (quiet news chatter) 2 00:00:19,834 --> 00:00:21,469 (phone dings) 3 00:00:23,971 --> 00:00:25,507 (sighs) 4 00:00:33,114 --> 00:00:34,549 (sighs) God. 5 00:00:36,150 --> 00:00:39,254 - (sighs) Fuck! - (phone ringing) 6 00:00:40,655 --> 00:00:42,085 God... 7 00:00:43,223 --> 00:00:46,191 - (sighs) Yes? - Tricia (on phone): Hey. 8 00:00:46,260 --> 00:00:48,059 Um, are you at work? 9 00:00:48,128 --> 00:00:49,527 No, I called in sick. 10 00:00:49,596 --> 00:00:51,257 - Are you sick? - Sam (on phone): No. 11 00:00:51,326 --> 00:00:53,264 Okay, good 'cause I need you. I need your help really badly. 12 00:00:53,333 --> 00:00:55,065 I'm, like, completely overwhelmed-- 13 00:00:55,134 --> 00:00:58,170 - Tricia, I can't right now. I'm kinda busy. - Tricia: Please, Sam, please. 14 00:00:58,239 --> 00:00:59,604 I mean, really, seriously, please. 15 00:00:59,673 --> 00:01:01,639 - (loud marching band music) - Jesus! Oh, fuck! 16 00:01:01,708 --> 00:01:03,709 Sam, I'm sorry! But you have no idea-- 17 00:01:03,778 --> 00:01:05,143 No, no, it's not you. 18 00:01:05,212 --> 00:01:08,447 ("K-State Fight Song" playing loudly) 19 00:01:08,516 --> 00:01:09,584 (Sam sighs) 20 00:01:11,285 --> 00:01:13,255 I-I'll be there in a little bit, alright? 21 00:01:14,683 --> 00:01:15,890 Thanks. Cool, see ya. 22 00:01:16,791 --> 00:01:17,989 (sighs) 23 00:01:18,058 --> 00:01:20,893 (inhale, ragged exhale) 24 00:01:20,961 --> 00:01:24,199 (light theme song playing) 25 00:01:24,965 --> 00:01:28,299 (quiet street noise) 26 00:01:28,368 --> 00:01:30,502 Hey! There she is! 27 00:01:30,571 --> 00:01:32,236 Jesus Christ, Fred, you scared me to death. 28 00:01:32,305 --> 00:01:33,872 Is it a game day or something? 29 00:01:33,941 --> 00:01:35,640 No. I'm just checkin' in. 30 00:01:35,709 --> 00:01:37,675 You know, I talked to Lou, and he said you're the only person 31 00:01:37,744 --> 00:01:39,043 that hasn't picked up their jacket. 32 00:01:39,112 --> 00:01:40,245 Oh fuck. Uh, you know what? 33 00:01:40,314 --> 00:01:42,141 I'm gonna go by and get that today. 34 00:01:42,210 --> 00:01:44,282 Did you bring out the Growler just to ask me that? 35 00:01:44,351 --> 00:01:45,650 No, I just had to fill up the tank, 36 00:01:45,719 --> 00:01:48,019 you know what I'm sayin'? Am I gonna see you tonight? 37 00:01:48,088 --> 00:01:49,487 'Cause you're not responding to my texts. 38 00:01:49,556 --> 00:01:51,489 - I texted you like 15 times. - Well, 39 00:01:51,558 --> 00:01:53,992 I don't know, Fred. I'm just gonna... 40 00:01:54,061 --> 00:01:55,693 be a black cloud. You don't want me there. 41 00:01:55,762 --> 00:02:00,098 - Ah, come on. You know I want you there, Sam. - Mm... 42 00:02:00,167 --> 00:02:02,600 It's just Joel and I still aren't talking, 43 00:02:02,669 --> 00:02:04,964 - and I-I don't want it to be like a whole thing. - Alright, alright. 44 00:02:05,033 --> 00:02:06,839 Y-You and I are still talkin', right? 45 00:02:06,908 --> 00:02:07,972 - Yeah. - Come on, 46 00:02:08,041 --> 00:02:09,240 Sam, look what you're gonna miss. 47 00:02:09,309 --> 00:02:10,541 Isn't this beautiful? 48 00:02:10,610 --> 00:02:12,476 I went all out. I decked it out, it's gorgeous. 49 00:02:12,545 --> 00:02:14,446 - You gotta see inside. Come on. Come on! - Sam: Okay. 50 00:02:14,515 --> 00:02:17,816 - Alright. Let's take a look. - Fred: Purple paradise! 51 00:02:17,885 --> 00:02:19,250 - Look at this. - Wow! 52 00:02:19,319 --> 00:02:22,220 We got cheese balls. We got koozies. 53 00:02:22,289 --> 00:02:24,056 - Check that out. Look at that. - Sam: Oh yeah. 54 00:02:24,125 --> 00:02:25,156 That's great. 55 00:02:25,225 --> 00:02:26,962 And check this out. We had these made. 56 00:02:28,129 --> 00:02:30,428 - Wow! (laughs) - Yeah. 57 00:02:30,497 --> 00:02:31,463 You're gonna have to fend off 58 00:02:31,532 --> 00:02:33,164 all the heartbroken ladies for me. 59 00:02:33,233 --> 00:02:34,900 It would be my great honor. 60 00:02:34,969 --> 00:02:36,334 (both laughing) 61 00:02:36,403 --> 00:02:37,635 Oh, come on, Sammy. 62 00:02:37,704 --> 00:02:40,372 It's not gonna be the same without ya. 63 00:02:40,441 --> 00:02:42,608 Yeah, you know what? You guys rage without me. 64 00:02:42,677 --> 00:02:44,442 And then, how about tomorrow, 65 00:02:44,511 --> 00:02:46,544 I could take you for an all-you-can-eat 66 00:02:46,613 --> 00:02:48,180 - ice cream experience. - Mm... 67 00:02:48,249 --> 00:02:49,381 You get whatever you want, 68 00:02:49,450 --> 00:02:51,349 and you can tell me all about what I missed. 69 00:02:51,418 --> 00:02:53,684 Mm, well, uh, I don't wanna force you 70 00:02:53,753 --> 00:02:55,521 to have the time of your life, Sammy. 71 00:02:55,590 --> 00:02:56,687 But do you like ice cream? 72 00:02:56,756 --> 00:02:58,890 I don't like ice cream. I love ice cream! 73 00:02:58,959 --> 00:03:00,791 - See? - But you gotta take me to Call Hall 74 00:03:00,860 --> 00:03:02,993 because it goes right from the udder to the cone. 75 00:03:03,062 --> 00:03:05,363 - That sounds fresh. - It's a metaphor, but you know what I'm sayin'. 76 00:03:05,432 --> 00:03:07,165 - I think I get it. - But it's so good. 77 00:03:07,234 --> 00:03:09,667 And you gotta wear one of these. 78 00:03:09,736 --> 00:03:11,974 - Well, what does it say? - Yeah! Open it. 79 00:03:13,941 --> 00:03:15,340 (both laughing) 80 00:03:15,409 --> 00:03:17,609 I'm the stud. When you wear it, I gotta be on that side. 81 00:03:17,678 --> 00:03:20,846 - Alright. Fuck yeah. Let's do it! Yes! - Okay? Alright! 82 00:03:20,915 --> 00:03:24,182 ♪ ♪ 83 00:03:24,251 --> 00:03:26,151 Brad: Those are great. They're perfect. 84 00:03:26,220 --> 00:03:27,352 (quiet chatter) 85 00:03:27,421 --> 00:03:28,921 Joel: They're a little pale. 86 00:03:28,990 --> 00:03:31,422 Well, maybe do 'em on this side a little bit more. 87 00:03:31,491 --> 00:03:33,425 - (laughs) - There you go. Look it. 88 00:03:33,494 --> 00:03:35,297 (whispers): Belinda's gonna yell at me. 89 00:03:36,430 --> 00:03:37,929 She's outta control today. 90 00:03:37,998 --> 00:03:40,126 (laughing) 91 00:03:40,195 --> 00:03:43,234 Ugh. Maybe I shouldn't have even sent this. 92 00:03:43,303 --> 00:03:45,369 Oh, I'm sure it's fine. 93 00:03:45,438 --> 00:03:47,239 She probably didn't even see it yet. 94 00:03:47,308 --> 00:03:49,107 No, she read it 45 minutes ago. 95 00:03:49,176 --> 00:03:52,680 Okay. Well, what did you say? 96 00:03:54,514 --> 00:03:56,648 I told her how many steps I got yesterday. 97 00:03:56,717 --> 00:03:58,383 Okay... 98 00:03:58,452 --> 00:04:02,457 And how did you want her to respond to that? 99 00:04:03,756 --> 00:04:06,725 I don't know. I guess the way she always responds? 100 00:04:06,794 --> 00:04:08,693 I mean... 101 00:04:08,762 --> 00:04:12,000 It's a big change for both of you in... 102 00:04:12,866 --> 00:04:14,002 in different ways. 103 00:04:15,637 --> 00:04:16,802 Yeah. 104 00:04:16,871 --> 00:04:20,305 And I sent her a text about my steps. 105 00:04:20,374 --> 00:04:21,973 - (laughs) - Oh, my God! Brad, 106 00:04:22,042 --> 00:04:25,210 - I'm a complete and total ding-dong! - No! 107 00:04:25,279 --> 00:04:28,279 No, you are not a ding-dong. 108 00:04:28,348 --> 00:04:31,049 You'll see her tonight, and you'll talk it out. 109 00:04:31,118 --> 00:04:33,318 Listen, it might take some time, 110 00:04:33,387 --> 00:04:34,853 but it's gonna be okay. 111 00:04:34,922 --> 00:04:38,256 Brad, we got a request for a great white shark 112 00:04:38,325 --> 00:04:39,591 and three little piggies. 113 00:04:39,660 --> 00:04:42,522 Okay, I-I'll get right on it, Belinda. 114 00:04:42,591 --> 00:04:43,631 (sighs) 115 00:04:44,798 --> 00:04:46,164 (soft laugh) 116 00:04:46,233 --> 00:04:47,866 Did you see how she came at me? 117 00:04:47,935 --> 00:04:49,037 (laughs) 118 00:04:50,104 --> 00:04:52,507 (engine cranking) 119 00:04:53,575 --> 00:04:57,075 (engine cranking) 120 00:04:57,144 --> 00:05:00,415 (engine cranking) 121 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:03,785 (sighs) 122 00:05:05,786 --> 00:05:08,823 ♪ ♪ 123 00:05:10,024 --> 00:05:13,061 (birds chirping) 124 00:05:14,428 --> 00:05:15,930 (door bell dings) 125 00:05:24,505 --> 00:05:26,538 Oh, thank God! I thought you changed your mind. 126 00:05:26,607 --> 00:05:28,140 Uh, I rode my bike. 127 00:05:28,209 --> 00:05:29,340 What is that? 128 00:05:29,409 --> 00:05:31,943 I picked up my jacket for Fred's wedding. 129 00:05:32,012 --> 00:05:34,245 W-w-wait. So, why are you riding your bike? 130 00:05:34,314 --> 00:05:35,447 Did the truck break down again? 131 00:05:35,516 --> 00:05:37,014 No. No, it just wouldn't start. 132 00:05:37,083 --> 00:05:39,617 Sam, that thing is on its last leg. I keep telling you. 133 00:05:39,686 --> 00:05:41,387 When did Holly get it? Like '98? 134 00:05:41,456 --> 00:05:43,354 (sniffs) Yep. 135 00:05:43,423 --> 00:05:45,223 - It's, like, 25 years old! - Okay. 136 00:05:45,292 --> 00:05:47,359 Okay, just gimme a second here. 137 00:05:47,428 --> 00:05:48,561 What? 138 00:05:48,630 --> 00:05:50,429 This is a lot of cunt. 139 00:05:50,498 --> 00:05:52,597 "100% cunt mode." Yes. 140 00:05:52,666 --> 00:05:54,900 "Cunt, please." "Big and juicy cunt." 141 00:05:54,969 --> 00:05:58,403 I mean, I can't-- Oh! Oh, okay. This is cute. 142 00:05:58,472 --> 00:05:59,804 "Knock, knock. Who's there? 143 00:05:59,873 --> 00:06:01,906 You. You're still a cunt." Did you make this one for me? 144 00:06:01,975 --> 00:06:03,342 No. Just made it. 145 00:06:03,411 --> 00:06:04,876 Wow. 146 00:06:04,945 --> 00:06:06,644 "Cunt Supreme." "Live, laugh, cunt." 147 00:06:06,713 --> 00:06:08,480 - Aw, that's cute. - I mean, just stop saying it, please. 148 00:06:08,549 --> 00:06:10,281 - What? Cunt? - Yeah. 149 00:06:10,350 --> 00:06:12,017 Twat? I cunt hear you. 150 00:06:12,086 --> 00:06:13,885 My dick-tor says I have an ear in-fuck-tion, 151 00:06:13,954 --> 00:06:16,188 and I need to take some penis-illin. 152 00:06:16,257 --> 00:06:17,525 Are you done? 153 00:06:18,292 --> 00:06:19,492 I cunt be sure. 154 00:06:19,561 --> 00:06:21,492 (sighs) Okay. 155 00:06:21,561 --> 00:06:23,328 Alright. What can I help you with? 156 00:06:23,397 --> 00:06:25,530 Just, you're on shipping. Just start putting those boxes together. 157 00:06:25,599 --> 00:06:26,764 Here's the tape, and there's, like, 158 00:06:26,833 --> 00:06:28,666 three more bags of these peanuts in the garage. 159 00:06:28,735 --> 00:06:30,602 I have all the packing slips in the other room, 160 00:06:30,671 --> 00:06:31,902 and I think I want some wine. 161 00:06:31,971 --> 00:06:34,167 - Do you want some wine? - I'd like some wine, yes. 162 00:06:34,236 --> 00:06:35,941 - This is gonna be a lot of fun. - Yeah. 163 00:06:36,010 --> 00:06:38,046 ♪ ♪ 164 00:06:39,579 --> 00:06:41,013 Sam: Oh, you do the peanuts first. 165 00:06:41,082 --> 00:06:43,448 - Tricia: Mm-hmm... (interrupting gibberish) - And then-- 166 00:06:43,517 --> 00:06:45,284 - Put more peanuts. - (mutters) 167 00:06:45,353 --> 00:06:47,620 More peanuts. 168 00:06:47,689 --> 00:06:49,421 And then, thank you card. 169 00:06:49,490 --> 00:06:51,056 - Thank you card. Yeah. Alright. - Done. 170 00:06:51,125 --> 00:06:53,626 I got it. You can do your invoices and I'll be all set. 171 00:06:53,695 --> 00:06:54,926 Just make it pretty, right? 172 00:06:54,995 --> 00:06:57,129 - That's it. Alright. - Making it pretty. 173 00:06:57,198 --> 00:06:59,134 - Thanks. - Yep. 174 00:07:04,972 --> 00:07:07,209 Hey, so, um... 175 00:07:08,776 --> 00:07:10,774 Um, I've just been thinking seriously 176 00:07:10,843 --> 00:07:13,678 about buying a new car, so you should just take the Jeep. 177 00:07:13,747 --> 00:07:15,746 I mean, I'll never get what it's worth on the trade-in anyway. 178 00:07:15,815 --> 00:07:17,819 No, I'm gonna-- I'm gonna hold onto the truck. 179 00:07:19,554 --> 00:07:21,419 Okay. I mean... 180 00:07:21,488 --> 00:07:22,921 You know, I just thought... 181 00:07:22,990 --> 00:07:26,161 Yeah, Tricia, it's... We're good, okay? 182 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:28,896 - Yeah. - We're good. 183 00:07:32,132 --> 00:07:33,732 (quietly): Okay. 184 00:07:33,801 --> 00:07:36,271 And get the fucking label... 185 00:07:37,304 --> 00:07:39,641 Get the fucking tape... 186 00:07:41,241 --> 00:07:42,710 Ooh, fuck. 187 00:07:44,078 --> 00:07:45,311 Oh no. 188 00:07:45,380 --> 00:07:48,616 (birds chirping) 189 00:07:50,952 --> 00:07:53,418 - ("K-State Fight Song" blasting) - Oh! 190 00:07:53,487 --> 00:07:54,987 What, you a Jayhawks fan? 191 00:07:55,056 --> 00:07:56,624 Come on! Hop in! 192 00:07:57,658 --> 00:07:59,224 You're my first stop, kid. 193 00:07:59,293 --> 00:08:00,693 (laughs) Gosh. 194 00:08:00,762 --> 00:08:04,463 (song builds, ends) 195 00:08:04,532 --> 00:08:06,498 - Okay. - (laughs) 196 00:08:06,567 --> 00:08:08,236 Nuts... 197 00:08:10,104 --> 00:08:11,770 Nuts! 198 00:08:11,839 --> 00:08:13,437 (quietly): Gotta love nuts. 199 00:08:13,506 --> 00:08:15,507 Tricia: That fucking cunt! 200 00:08:15,576 --> 00:08:17,676 - What? - Oh, my God! 201 00:08:17,745 --> 00:08:19,211 - Sam: What? - Okay, so first, 202 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:21,645 - I get blackballed at Campbell's. - Wait, what happened? 203 00:08:21,714 --> 00:08:23,547 Oh, yeah, yeah! Heather would not sell to me 204 00:08:23,616 --> 00:08:25,050 because of lies that Charity told her. 205 00:08:25,119 --> 00:08:26,651 - Wha-- - Yeah, Charity lied to her! 206 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:27,953 But don't worry, I set her straight. 207 00:08:28,022 --> 00:08:29,620 I dressed her down in public. I mean, 208 00:08:29,689 --> 00:08:31,289 there was nobody there but I said everything! 209 00:08:31,358 --> 00:08:32,424 I told her the truth! 210 00:08:32,493 --> 00:08:34,392 The truth! And then, I was at Ballard's, 211 00:08:34,461 --> 00:08:37,862 and I saw fucking Cece Coleman, Camp Counselor Cece, 212 00:08:37,931 --> 00:08:39,564 with her fucking shitty twins, 213 00:08:39,633 --> 00:08:43,135 and she 100% saw me and she totally avoided me! 214 00:08:43,204 --> 00:08:44,702 Okay, well, she's always been a stupid twat. 215 00:08:44,771 --> 00:08:46,871 Well, that's true, but now, Charity is having 216 00:08:46,940 --> 00:08:49,273 all of her nasty little fucking friends 217 00:08:49,342 --> 00:08:52,043 leave these cunty little comments on the Instagram. 218 00:08:52,112 --> 00:08:54,612 Wait, wait, okay, just-- H-How does Charity know 219 00:08:54,681 --> 00:08:55,947 about the Instagram in the first place? 220 00:08:56,016 --> 00:08:57,916 Because I fucking tagged her! 221 00:08:57,985 --> 00:09:00,284 - You did? I mean... - Yes! Yes, I did. 222 00:09:00,353 --> 00:09:03,021 - Okay. - I mean, how am I the bad guy in all of this? 223 00:09:03,090 --> 00:09:05,557 Why? I didn't fuck her husband! 224 00:09:05,626 --> 00:09:07,258 Well, you tried, but that's okay. 225 00:09:07,327 --> 00:09:08,927 I guess this is what happens when you try to be 226 00:09:08,996 --> 00:09:10,195 the bigger person, you know? 227 00:09:10,264 --> 00:09:11,766 I guess so. 228 00:09:14,668 --> 00:09:16,771 - Peanuts... - Wait, just hold up. 229 00:09:17,570 --> 00:09:18,840 Where has your buffer been? 230 00:09:19,507 --> 00:09:21,604 I don't know. 231 00:09:22,209 --> 00:09:23,007 What happened? 232 00:09:23,076 --> 00:09:25,147 Nothing. He's just being an asshole. 233 00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:28,247 - Okay. - Yeah. 234 00:09:28,316 --> 00:09:29,847 Alright. 235 00:09:29,916 --> 00:09:32,384 - Yeah. - Yeah. Alright. I'm gonna get you some more wine. 236 00:09:32,453 --> 00:09:34,152 Thank you. 237 00:09:34,221 --> 00:09:35,553 Goddammit! 238 00:09:35,622 --> 00:09:36,988 - (dance music playing) - (cheering) 239 00:09:37,057 --> 00:09:38,757 - (honking) - I'm gettin' married! 240 00:09:38,826 --> 00:09:40,624 Tiffani: Woo-hoo! I got titties! 241 00:09:40,693 --> 00:09:42,227 - Who needs titties?! - (laughter) 242 00:09:42,296 --> 00:09:43,528 Freddie! 243 00:09:43,597 --> 00:09:44,963 - Here you go! - Actually, okay, I'll take 'em. 244 00:09:45,032 --> 00:09:47,666 - (laughter, chatter) - You. 245 00:09:47,735 --> 00:09:50,468 All: Titties! Titties! Titties! 246 00:09:50,537 --> 00:09:52,804 Where's my cruise director? Come on! 247 00:09:52,873 --> 00:09:54,305 (on PA): Attention, passengers. 248 00:09:54,374 --> 00:09:57,675 Our first stop tonight will be Finn's downtown. Okay, 249 00:09:57,744 --> 00:09:59,177 stretch your legs. Warm up your pipes. 250 00:09:59,246 --> 00:10:01,307 - Tiffani: Woo! - It's karaoke night! 251 00:10:01,376 --> 00:10:03,548 - Let's fucking go! - (screaming) 252 00:10:03,617 --> 00:10:06,184 Alright. Everybody outta the pool! 253 00:10:06,253 --> 00:10:08,386 (cheering) 254 00:10:08,455 --> 00:10:10,321 - (laughing) - (music stops) 255 00:10:10,390 --> 00:10:11,889 Hey. You doin' okay? 256 00:10:11,958 --> 00:10:14,793 - Oh, my God. This party is epic! - (both laugh) 257 00:10:14,862 --> 00:10:17,563 Oh, my God! I can't get over Irma! 258 00:10:17,632 --> 00:10:18,997 I know. Nuts. 259 00:10:19,066 --> 00:10:20,264 How are you? 260 00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:22,834 Well, you know, I'm good. If my friends are happy, 261 00:10:22,903 --> 00:10:25,207 I'm happy. But they're not happy. 262 00:10:27,274 --> 00:10:29,307 I know. I'm sorry. 263 00:10:29,376 --> 00:10:30,676 I'm sorry that Sam's not here. 264 00:10:30,745 --> 00:10:32,510 Yeah. (sighs) 265 00:10:32,579 --> 00:10:34,412 I'm sorry, too, but you know what? 266 00:10:34,481 --> 00:10:36,314 Tonight is just about fun. 267 00:10:36,383 --> 00:10:38,049 - Yes. - But listen, Joel, 268 00:10:38,118 --> 00:10:40,985 I need you two back together for the wedding, okay? 269 00:10:41,054 --> 00:10:42,754 Oh, my God, we'll absolutely be there. 270 00:10:42,823 --> 00:10:44,322 I know you'll be there, 271 00:10:44,391 --> 00:10:45,591 but that's not what I'm sayin'. 272 00:10:45,660 --> 00:10:47,162 You copy what I'm sayin', right? 273 00:10:48,195 --> 00:10:49,595 - Yeah. - Yeah? 274 00:10:49,664 --> 00:10:51,563 I just... 275 00:10:51,632 --> 00:10:53,198 I don't know what to do 276 00:10:53,267 --> 00:10:55,834 because she won't answer my text. 277 00:10:55,903 --> 00:10:57,436 Look, I'm gonna grab an ice cream with her 278 00:10:57,505 --> 00:10:58,737 tomorrow at Call Hall, 279 00:10:58,806 --> 00:11:00,471 and I'll get into it with her. 280 00:11:00,540 --> 00:11:02,407 But, in the meantime, my buddy, 281 00:11:02,476 --> 00:11:04,942 - gonna buck up... Okay? - Yes. Yes! 282 00:11:05,011 --> 00:11:07,445 Tomorrow's a new day, but tonight, we're gonna have fun. 283 00:11:07,514 --> 00:11:11,283 - Come on! Let's go! - Okay, let's party. Let's fucking party! 284 00:11:11,352 --> 00:11:14,318 ♪ ♪ 285 00:11:14,387 --> 00:11:18,056 (insects chirping) 286 00:11:18,125 --> 00:11:19,724 - (sighs) - Are you already done? 287 00:11:19,793 --> 00:11:21,325 Yep. I was born for this shit. 288 00:11:21,394 --> 00:11:23,896 - Tricia: That was fast. - You need anything else? 289 00:11:23,965 --> 00:11:26,030 Um, no, I think I'm good. Thanks. 290 00:11:26,099 --> 00:11:27,460 Great. 291 00:11:27,529 --> 00:11:28,967 Um, so how did the jacket turn out? 292 00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:30,636 Oh, I haven't tried it on yet. 293 00:11:30,705 --> 00:11:32,203 Well, let's try it on. 294 00:11:32,272 --> 00:11:33,938 No, no, no. It's packed up nice in its bag. 295 00:11:34,007 --> 00:11:36,607 - I'll do it later. - Come on, I have to make sure that everything's perfect 296 00:11:36,676 --> 00:11:40,406 for Fred and Susan anyway, so let's just give it a whirl. 297 00:11:40,475 --> 00:11:41,580 - Oh yeah. - Yeah! Looks great! 298 00:11:41,649 --> 00:11:42,781 (both laugh) 299 00:11:42,850 --> 00:11:44,452 Right, that arm. 300 00:11:45,119 --> 00:11:45,884 Okay. 301 00:11:45,953 --> 00:11:47,820 - Got it? - Mm-hmm. 302 00:11:47,889 --> 00:11:50,188 Um, I really appreciate you, 303 00:11:50,257 --> 00:11:53,624 - you know, trusting me with your friends. - Hm. 304 00:11:53,693 --> 00:11:56,464 I didn't do anything. It was all you. 305 00:11:57,465 --> 00:11:59,192 How does it feel? 306 00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:00,368 (Sam clears throat) 307 00:12:02,636 --> 00:12:04,168 Something feels a little off. 308 00:12:04,237 --> 00:12:06,141 Mm-hmm. Um... 309 00:12:07,542 --> 00:12:08,506 It's bad, isn't it? 310 00:12:08,575 --> 00:12:11,546 - (both laughing) - It's so bad! 311 00:12:12,847 --> 00:12:14,112 Sorry. I'm sorry, but it... 312 00:12:14,181 --> 00:12:16,548 There-- There's just an issue or two. 313 00:12:16,617 --> 00:12:18,616 I think with the... (laughs) 314 00:12:18,685 --> 00:12:19,985 I don't understand. He spent, like, 315 00:12:20,054 --> 00:12:21,719 30 minutes on my chest alone. 316 00:12:21,788 --> 00:12:23,087 How could he have gotten it so wrong? 317 00:12:23,156 --> 00:12:24,956 - (both laugh) - Do I look like a linebacker? 318 00:12:25,025 --> 00:12:26,324 I don't wanna look like a linebacker. 319 00:12:26,393 --> 00:12:29,928 - You look linebacker adjacent. - (both laugh) 320 00:12:29,997 --> 00:12:31,797 Those shoulders, it looks like... 321 00:12:31,866 --> 00:12:33,599 What's the dance? The '80s dance that... 322 00:12:33,668 --> 00:12:36,168 (both laughing) 323 00:12:36,237 --> 00:12:37,536 Oh God! 324 00:12:37,605 --> 00:12:38,870 - Okay. - Um... 325 00:12:38,939 --> 00:12:40,599 (sighs) What are we gonna do? 326 00:12:40,668 --> 00:12:42,641 Well, lucky for you, I can sew my face off, 327 00:12:42,710 --> 00:12:44,042 and we're gonna make this work. 328 00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:46,444 - Okay. Can you... - (sighs) 329 00:12:46,513 --> 00:12:49,180 - put my tits in their final resting place? - (laughs) I can't do-- 330 00:12:49,249 --> 00:12:51,984 - I can't help you with that part. - I mean... 331 00:12:52,053 --> 00:12:55,388 - my tits weren't even here in the '90s. - (laughs) 332 00:12:55,457 --> 00:12:58,424 (all cheering) 333 00:12:58,493 --> 00:13:01,529 (dance music blasting) 334 00:13:05,766 --> 00:13:07,132 (music echoes, fades out) 335 00:13:07,201 --> 00:13:10,438 - (bicycle clicking) - (insects chirping) 336 00:13:24,352 --> 00:13:25,988 (inhales) 337 00:13:27,588 --> 00:13:29,024 (phone dings) 338 00:13:34,128 --> 00:13:36,595 - (music blasting) - Sammy! How are you? 339 00:13:36,664 --> 00:13:38,163 Oh, my God, we are raging. 340 00:13:38,232 --> 00:13:40,698 I miss you! We all miss you so much! 341 00:13:40,767 --> 00:13:43,534 Irma is on a fucking rampage! She's going nuts! 342 00:13:43,603 --> 00:13:45,704 Hey, I can't wait-- I can't wait for ice cream tomorrow. 343 00:13:45,773 --> 00:13:47,339 I love you. We love you. Shit, 344 00:13:47,408 --> 00:13:50,443 I gotta go, I gotta go. Hold on, I gotta go. Irma! Get down-- 345 00:13:50,512 --> 00:13:51,579 (video stops) 346 00:13:52,647 --> 00:13:55,984 (long exhale) 347 00:14:00,287 --> 00:14:01,986 Sam: Okay, well, you gotta tell me, 348 00:14:02,055 --> 00:14:03,855 what did I miss last night? 349 00:14:03,924 --> 00:14:06,023 Irma was doing body shots at Rock-A-Belly. 350 00:14:06,092 --> 00:14:08,360 - Oh, that bitch. - And Larry, in the Grains Department, 351 00:14:08,429 --> 00:14:10,529 was mooning people outta the back of the Growler. 352 00:14:10,598 --> 00:14:11,930 (laughing) Oh no! 353 00:14:11,999 --> 00:14:13,298 Right? I threw my back out. 354 00:14:13,367 --> 00:14:15,066 Tiffani had, like, these blow-up... 355 00:14:15,135 --> 00:14:17,168 Like, it-it-- They weren't, like, two sets of boobs. 356 00:14:17,237 --> 00:14:19,703 They were like blow-up beach balls that had nipples on 'em. 357 00:14:19,772 --> 00:14:22,875 - I didn't bring 'em! Of course, she did, right? - (laughing) 358 00:14:22,944 --> 00:14:24,943 Oh, man. It-It was totally crazy. 359 00:14:25,012 --> 00:14:27,179 - We missed you, Sam. - Oh, my God. Yeah, well, 360 00:14:27,248 --> 00:14:29,681 - shit, sounds like a great night. - Oh, yeah. 361 00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:31,182 And, uh, I did talk to Joel, 362 00:14:31,251 --> 00:14:33,785 a-and, you know, he misses you. 363 00:14:33,854 --> 00:14:35,186 (mouthing) 364 00:14:35,255 --> 00:14:36,554 We don't need to talk about that right now. 365 00:14:36,623 --> 00:14:39,791 Alright. Well, forget about Joel for a minute. 366 00:14:39,860 --> 00:14:41,826 - Okay. Let's forget about Joel. - Sammy... 367 00:14:41,895 --> 00:14:43,795 - I miss ya. - (sighs) 368 00:14:43,864 --> 00:14:45,964 You mean a lot to me. 369 00:14:46,033 --> 00:14:47,265 Families aren't easy. 370 00:14:47,334 --> 00:14:49,000 Not even the fun ones, okay? 371 00:14:49,069 --> 00:14:51,039 It just-- It takes a lot of work. 372 00:14:52,873 --> 00:14:54,005 You know, you just gotta... 373 00:14:54,074 --> 00:14:56,044 You gotta decide what's important to you. 374 00:15:00,214 --> 00:15:02,013 (sighs) 375 00:15:02,082 --> 00:15:03,715 And I know what's important to me right now. 376 00:15:03,784 --> 00:15:04,782 What? 377 00:15:04,851 --> 00:15:06,985 I think I'm ready for another round of ice cream. 378 00:15:07,054 --> 00:15:08,519 - Oh, Jesus Christ. - I know. 379 00:15:08,588 --> 00:15:09,954 - Alright, well-- - I'm gonna have a minty one. 380 00:15:10,023 --> 00:15:11,222 What do you want? 381 00:15:11,291 --> 00:15:14,159 I think I can choke down one more. Maybe a... 382 00:15:14,228 --> 00:15:16,261 butter brickle, butter pecan. Surprise me. 383 00:15:16,330 --> 00:15:19,465 - Alright! It's on me. I got it. - Okay, thanks. (laughs) 384 00:15:19,534 --> 00:15:20,635 Joel: Hey. 385 00:15:22,470 --> 00:15:23,505 Hey, Joel. 386 00:15:25,105 --> 00:15:27,572 What is this? 387 00:15:27,641 --> 00:15:29,677 Is this some kind of ambush or something? 388 00:15:30,911 --> 00:15:32,878 - No. - Are you fucking kidding me? 389 00:15:32,947 --> 00:15:34,647 Hey, I-I'm just as surprised as you are. 390 00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:36,147 He didn't know. I... 391 00:15:36,216 --> 00:15:38,549 - I didn't. - (sighs) You won't talk to me alone. 392 00:15:38,618 --> 00:15:41,056 I thought maybe you'd talk to me with Fred around. 393 00:15:41,822 --> 00:15:43,321 Okay, well, I'm here. 394 00:15:43,390 --> 00:15:47,092 - What do you wanna talk about? - (Joel laughs awkwardly) 395 00:15:47,161 --> 00:15:49,397 I don't know what to say. (laughs) 396 00:15:50,531 --> 00:15:53,101 I just needed to talk to you. I-I miss you. 397 00:15:55,036 --> 00:15:56,467 I know it was an asshole move, 398 00:15:56,536 --> 00:15:58,773 - sending that steps text. - Yeah, you think? 399 00:16:00,741 --> 00:16:02,377 Joel: I'm just trying. 400 00:16:04,345 --> 00:16:05,710 I-I lied-- 401 00:16:05,779 --> 00:16:07,682 Stop! Stop. 402 00:16:08,916 --> 00:16:11,419 - It was a mistake. - I'm so... 403 00:16:12,219 --> 00:16:14,352 I'm so mad at you, Joel, 404 00:16:14,421 --> 00:16:17,725 and I don't wanna be, but I can't help it. 405 00:16:19,026 --> 00:16:20,826 I'm sorry, Sam. 406 00:16:20,894 --> 00:16:22,560 You have a... 407 00:16:22,629 --> 00:16:24,763 a fucking boyfriend, and you don't think I can handle it, 408 00:16:24,832 --> 00:16:26,431 so you just don't tell me? 409 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:28,099 - Sam-- - Do you have any idea 410 00:16:28,168 --> 00:16:30,238 how stupid that makes me feel?! 411 00:16:32,406 --> 00:16:35,741 - I'm sorry. - Why doesn't anybody think I can handle anything? 412 00:16:35,809 --> 00:16:37,445 I can handle it! 413 00:16:39,146 --> 00:16:41,146 God, first my sister, and now you. 414 00:16:41,215 --> 00:16:43,248 - Wait, what happened with your sister? - No! 415 00:16:43,317 --> 00:16:45,153 You don't get to know! 416 00:16:46,919 --> 00:16:50,221 God, maybe I wouldn't have been okay. Okay, fine. 417 00:16:50,290 --> 00:16:51,856 But I thought that we had the kind of relationship 418 00:16:51,925 --> 00:16:54,793 that if there was something that was that important to you 419 00:16:54,862 --> 00:16:56,194 that you would want me to know! 420 00:16:56,263 --> 00:16:57,663 That you would wanna share it with me! 421 00:16:57,732 --> 00:16:59,096 But you didn't, did you?! 422 00:16:59,165 --> 00:17:01,667 - We do have that kind of relationship! - No, you're keeping secrets, 423 00:17:01,736 --> 00:17:02,667 and I don't want secrets! 424 00:17:02,736 --> 00:17:04,269 I just didn't think you would understand! 425 00:17:04,338 --> 00:17:06,174 Oh, understand what, Joel? 426 00:17:07,909 --> 00:17:09,241 What?! 427 00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:12,939 I do love what we have together, but... 428 00:17:13,008 --> 00:17:14,679 we can't provide everything for each other! 429 00:17:14,748 --> 00:17:15,942 Oh, my God! 430 00:17:16,011 --> 00:17:19,284 I don't want you to be my boyfriend, Joel! 431 00:17:19,353 --> 00:17:21,589 I just don't want you to leave me! 432 00:17:23,652 --> 00:17:24,623 I'm not going anywhere. 433 00:17:24,692 --> 00:17:26,728 Oh... (exhales) 434 00:17:28,562 --> 00:17:31,399 Well, it can't be the same now. 435 00:17:33,734 --> 00:17:35,370 It's not gonna be the same. 436 00:17:37,872 --> 00:17:41,176 No. I guess not. 437 00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,279 So... 438 00:17:45,612 --> 00:17:48,350 Now, we talked, okay? Are you happy? 439 00:17:49,484 --> 00:17:51,483 No. (gasps) 440 00:17:51,552 --> 00:17:52,787 I'm sorry. 441 00:17:53,621 --> 00:17:55,290 Fuck. Fuck. 442 00:17:55,923 --> 00:17:57,559 Fuck. Fuck! 443 00:17:58,793 --> 00:18:00,428 (deep sigh) 444 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,735 Hey, you okay? 445 00:18:09,169 --> 00:18:11,103 - Sam: No. - Wanna hug? 446 00:18:11,172 --> 00:18:13,275 (sighing) No. 447 00:18:14,941 --> 00:18:17,742 Fred: Alright. I'm gonna get your ice cream. 448 00:18:17,811 --> 00:18:18,846 Alright. 449 00:18:21,849 --> 00:18:24,886 (birds chirping) 450 00:18:30,725 --> 00:18:33,761 (bike rattling) 451 00:18:37,197 --> 00:18:38,833 (brakes squeal) 452 00:18:48,308 --> 00:18:49,674 (dog barking) 453 00:18:49,743 --> 00:18:51,174 This. 454 00:18:52,608 --> 00:18:53,912 (dog barking) 455 00:18:53,981 --> 00:18:55,379 (phone dings) 456 00:18:55,448 --> 00:18:57,616 - (dog barking) - (giggling) 457 00:18:57,685 --> 00:19:00,355 (sighs) 458 00:19:17,170 --> 00:19:20,875 (bike rattling) 459 00:19:31,051 --> 00:19:32,687 (brakes squeal) 460 00:19:36,924 --> 00:19:38,457 Hey! 461 00:19:38,526 --> 00:19:39,958 Hey. 462 00:19:40,027 --> 00:19:41,259 You're back? 463 00:19:41,328 --> 00:19:43,565 Yeah. I, uh... 464 00:19:45,032 --> 00:19:46,668 I've been, uh... 465 00:19:49,636 --> 00:19:52,037 I wanted to say something to you because, 466 00:19:52,106 --> 00:19:55,674 uh, I know my situation probably doesn't look too good. 467 00:19:55,743 --> 00:19:57,575 Yeah, well, fentanyl's not too good. 468 00:19:57,644 --> 00:20:00,245 I don't know who started that. I would never sell fentanyl. 469 00:20:00,314 --> 00:20:01,883 I was growing weed in my basement. 470 00:20:02,850 --> 00:20:04,844 Weed? 471 00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:05,984 Well, if I would've known that, 472 00:20:06,053 --> 00:20:08,487 I probably would've said hello a little bit sooner. 473 00:20:08,556 --> 00:20:09,821 (laughs) 474 00:20:09,890 --> 00:20:12,024 Yeah, well, uh... 475 00:20:12,093 --> 00:20:13,920 those days are done. 476 00:20:13,989 --> 00:20:16,061 (sighs) Okay, well, then so am I. 477 00:20:16,130 --> 00:20:18,529 I'm just kidding. I've had a... 478 00:20:18,598 --> 00:20:21,833 - a shitty day, so... - If... 479 00:20:21,902 --> 00:20:26,204 If you want to have a beer sometime, I'm right there. 480 00:20:26,273 --> 00:20:28,874 We don't have to do it in some party bus, 481 00:20:28,943 --> 00:20:30,108 if that's not your thing. 482 00:20:30,177 --> 00:20:32,414 - Oh, the Growler? I mean... - Yeah. 483 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,679 that place is a party on wheels. 484 00:20:34,748 --> 00:20:36,081 (both laugh) 485 00:20:36,150 --> 00:20:37,849 Um, yeah. Maybe-- maybe sometime. 486 00:20:37,918 --> 00:20:39,651 (beeping) 487 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:41,085 Cool. 488 00:20:41,154 --> 00:20:43,322 - What is that? - Um... 489 00:20:43,391 --> 00:20:44,956 (beeping stops) 490 00:20:45,025 --> 00:20:47,795 That's, uh, this. 491 00:20:50,564 --> 00:20:54,297 - Oh, my God. I'm not interested! - (laughs) 492 00:20:55,403 --> 00:20:58,170 Alright. Well... 493 00:20:58,239 --> 00:21:00,105 it's good to see you back. 494 00:21:00,174 --> 00:21:01,572 Good to see you. 495 00:21:01,641 --> 00:21:03,975 - Don't steal my bike. - (laughs) 496 00:21:04,044 --> 00:21:07,082 ♪ ♪ 497 00:21:15,956 --> 00:21:17,759 (clicking) 498 00:21:21,194 --> 00:21:22,830 (clicking) 499 00:21:28,768 --> 00:21:31,770 Darlene (on tape): I'm gonna put one hand on your chest. 500 00:21:31,839 --> 00:21:33,675 - Is that okay? - Sam (on tape): Uh-huh. 501 00:21:34,742 --> 00:21:36,107 Darlene: And the other hand here. 502 00:21:36,176 --> 00:21:37,775 - Sam: Mm-hmm. - Darlene: Okay? 503 00:21:37,844 --> 00:21:41,016 - Now, close your eyes. Start slow. - (Sam breathes on tape) 504 00:21:42,349 --> 00:21:43,781 Try not to move this hand. 505 00:21:43,850 --> 00:21:46,251 We want the breath to come from the diaphragm. 506 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:48,319 Nice deep inhale. 507 00:21:48,388 --> 00:21:50,822 - (deep inhale on tape) - And... 508 00:21:50,891 --> 00:21:53,758 Sam: Sss... 509 00:21:53,827 --> 00:21:55,927 Darlene: Yeah, Sam. That's it. 510 00:21:55,996 --> 00:21:58,858 - In through the nose. - (inhales on tape) 511 00:21:58,927 --> 00:22:00,499 Out through the mouth. 512 00:22:00,568 --> 00:22:04,036 Sam: Sss... 513 00:22:04,105 --> 00:22:06,004 Darlene: That's good, Sam. 514 00:22:06,073 --> 00:22:09,574 Just you and your breath. 515 00:22:09,643 --> 00:22:11,646 - (Sam inhales on tape) - Deep. 516 00:22:12,980 --> 00:22:16,018 Sam: Sss... 517 00:22:19,486 --> 00:22:21,586 - Darlene: Deeper this time. - (stops exhaling) 518 00:22:21,655 --> 00:22:25,323 - (Sam inhales on tape) - Yes! (laughs) 519 00:22:25,392 --> 00:22:29,094 - Sam: Sss... - Darlene: That's it. 520 00:22:29,163 --> 00:22:32,564 Oh... You have it. 521 00:22:32,633 --> 00:22:35,133 - (exhale stops) - Do you feel the difference? 522 00:22:35,202 --> 00:22:39,104 Now, remember this feeling. Isn't it wonderful? 523 00:22:39,173 --> 00:22:41,609 - It's like the first time you fell-- - (stops tape) 524 00:23:02,329 --> 00:23:03,865 (slides bench) 525 00:23:21,282 --> 00:23:22,517 (sighs) 526 00:23:35,395 --> 00:23:38,633 (softly playing piano) 527 00:23:49,076 --> 00:23:51,113 (stops playing) 528 00:23:52,413 --> 00:23:54,780 ♪ Have yourself ♪ 529 00:23:54,849 --> 00:23:57,953 ♪ A merry little Christmas ♪ 530 00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:01,653 ♪ Let your heart ♪ 531 00:24:01,722 --> 00:24:03,891 ♪ Be light ♪ 532 00:24:05,259 --> 00:24:07,292 ♪ Next year ♪ 533 00:24:07,361 --> 00:24:09,661 ♪ All our troubles ♪ 534 00:24:09,730 --> 00:24:12,800 ♪ Will be out of sight ♪ 535 00:24:15,002 --> 00:24:16,238 (sighs) 536 00:24:23,678 --> 00:24:25,944 ♪ Have yourself ♪ 537 00:24:26,013 --> 00:24:31,144 ♪ A merry little Christmas ♪ 538 00:24:31,213 --> 00:24:35,690 ♪ Make the yuletide gay ♪ 539 00:24:36,624 --> 00:24:39,758 ♪ From now on ♪ 540 00:24:39,827 --> 00:24:43,562 ♪ Our troubles will be miles ♪ 541 00:24:43,631 --> 00:24:47,835 ♪ Away ♪ 542 00:24:50,404 --> 00:24:52,705 ♪ Here we are ♪ 543 00:24:52,774 --> 00:24:56,235 ♪ As in olden days ♪ 544 00:24:56,304 --> 00:25:01,984 ♪ Happy golden days of yore ♪ 545 00:25:03,178 --> 00:25:06,251 ♪ Faithful friends ♪ 546 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:08,590 ♪ Who are dear to us ♪ 547 00:25:10,290 --> 00:25:13,028 ♪ Gather near to us ♪ 548 00:25:13,761 --> 00:25:17,332 ♪ Once more ♪ 549 00:25:19,833 --> 00:25:21,669 ♪ Through the years ♪ 550 00:25:23,370 --> 00:25:26,241 ♪ We all will be together ♪ 551 00:25:29,511 --> 00:25:30,946 (sighs) 552 00:25:36,617 --> 00:25:37,852 (sniffles) 553 00:25:46,227 --> 00:25:47,662 - (light clicks) - (sighs) 554 00:25:49,497 --> 00:25:50,765 (heavy sigh) 555 00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:55,937 ♪ ♪