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Sam:
Shit, this is gettin' real, huh?
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Joel:
It really is.
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What's your dream wedding?
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- Oh, I'm so glad you asked.
- (both laugh)
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- I don't know.
- Okay, I'll go first.
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- I think it'll be in
a church, of course. - Mm.
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And it would be this cute
little church that I grew up in.
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And it's very tiny,
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and sort of, like,
surrounded by fields,
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and so it would be intimate
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and just close
family and friends.
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And I would wear something
really cute, you know?
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- Just festive.
- (giggles)
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But not, like, white or bridal
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- because you gotta
keep 'em guessing. - No.
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- You gotta keep 'em guessing.
- (giggles)
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And I would walk down the aisle
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- to the song "Gloria"
by Laura Branigan. - (gasps)
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And, of course,
in my childhood,
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I dreamed that I would
fly her in to sing it.
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But now, I have you.
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Oh, Joel.
You can't touch Branigan.
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- You can touch Branigan.
- No Barbra, no Judy, no Branigan.
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- Come on.
- (sighs)
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♪ Gloria, Gloria ♪
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♪ I think they've got
your number, Gloria ♪
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♪ I think they've
got the alias ♪
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Both:
♪ Gloria ♪
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♪ That you've been
livin' under ♪
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- ♪ But you really
don't remember ♪ - (imitates guitar riff)
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♪ Was it somethin'
that they said ♪
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♪ All the voices
in your head ♪
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♪ Calling Gloria ♪
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- Shake 'em!
- (laughs)
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♪ Gloria, Gloria ♪
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♪ I think they got
your number ♪
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Both:
♪ Gloria ♪
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(both laughing)
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- So, what about you?
- Oh.
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You know, I always pictured
wearing my mom's dress.
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- Just simple, classic.
- Aw.
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Wait, your mom's, like, 5'2".
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Yeah, exactly.
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Me, mom's dress,
and my beaver walking down the aisle
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- to meet the man of our dreams.
- (both laugh)
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Do you have
the Swedish Fish?
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- Yes. Do you have the bubbles?
- I do.
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(car doors open)
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(light theme song playing)
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- Joel: Ding, ding,
ding, ding, ding! - Tiffani: Oh, okay.
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We have a celebration.
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A little sparkling cider
in honor of our dear Fred!
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- Hebeda-hebeda.
- Ah, come on now.
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- Really?
- Yes, I mean,
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isn't this what we're
supposed to be doing?
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- Uh, that's for bridesmaids.
- Really?
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- Well, close enough.
- (laughter)
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- (cork pops)
- I am who I am.
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- (laughter)
- Bubbles are bubbles, right?
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I like when you kids
actually are a little sweet.
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- It's nice.
- (laughter)
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Gang, I don't wanna get,
you know, too emo or anything,
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but I really, really
appreciate you
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being a part of this, okay?
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Thanks, pals.
Oh, I got goosebumps! Jesus!
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- All: Fred!
- I didn't want goosebumps!
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(laughter)
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Tiffani:
It's gonna be, like, fitted, right?
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(laughs) Of course.
I don't mess around.
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Hey, are you
coming over after this?
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I gotta make Tricia
a birthday cake,
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and you know I don't know
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what the fuck I'm doing
in the kitchen. (laughs)
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Oh, no, I can't.
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You can't?
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Oh, Joel, are you sure?
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This is Tricia's first birthday
since Rick and Shannon left.
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- She's, like, super depressed.
I'm making her a funeral cake. - Hm.
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- Th-That's not gonna help.
- Oh no, no.
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She'll love that shit,
you know.
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Unless I mangle it,
which I will. (laughs)
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My mom used
to make them for us when we were little kids.
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- Ah.
- I thought it was kind of a tender gesture.
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(laughs) Well, I think
that's a lovely gesture.
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I wish I could,
but I have some errands.
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Some errands?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
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- So, are we doing,
like, boundaries now? - Mm.
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It's cool. NMB NMP--
not my business, not my problem.
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- Joel: No...
- Just promise me you'll pick up if I have any problems.
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Oh, totally.
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- Sammy, you're up!
- Sam: Oh, okay.
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♪ ♪
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Yoo-hoo!
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Heather, hi!
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Girl, I love those bangs.
Very Franch .
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- French girl look is, like,
it right now, right? - Hello.
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- Um, so...
- (claps)
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I am doing a big ol' wedding.
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And, of course, I'll be using
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lots of the classic
Tender Moments stock,
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but I will be needing to rent
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a bunch of things
for the place settings, like the napkin--
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(gasps) Ooh, see?
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Like this. This blush?
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This is perfect!
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- The bride was saying
she want-- Hm? - You know, Tricia.
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I'm sorry.
Maybe try online.
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Oh. Okay...
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Okay, Heather,
I-I think I know...
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think I know what this is.
I understand.
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Are you uncomfortable
with Fred and Susan getting married?
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Because I can
tell you that Fred
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is really
a wonderful, sweet guy.
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- It's--
- Who's Fred?
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I-I don't have a problem
with anyone named Fred.
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Wha...
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Charity told me everything.
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You trying to get with Coop?
I mean...
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(laughing) My God...
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No! Oh, my God!
(laughs)
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Oh, that's rich.
Oh, that's really rich.
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That is rich!
That is rich, that is rich.
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(sighs)
Did Charity-- Excuse me.
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Did that skank Charity
happen to mention
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how many times
she fucked my husband?
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'Cause I can tell you it was
many, many, many, many times.
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I guess she left that
little detail out. Huh.
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Well, I guess rumors
aren't the only thing she's been spreading.
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J-- (sighs) Her legs.
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Get it? Y--
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- (sighs)
- (door bell dings)
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Sam:
Room temperature butter, room temperature butter.
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Take a stick of butter.
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Okay.
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(sighs)
Is this room temperature?
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(thunks)
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What are we gonna do?
Alright, we'll put it in here.
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We'll warm her up.
(clicks tongue)
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Half a cup of sugar.
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Yes.
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Oh, keep it sweet.
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(sighs)
This is not fuckin'...
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How do you do fuckin'
room temperature butter?
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You have to be flexible
when you are in the kitchen.
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Just making it work.
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Okay.
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Oh...
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- (beeping)
- 45.
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Yeah, that'll do it.
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Fuck.
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- Okay.
- (phone rings)
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- Pick up, pick up.
- (phone chimes)
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- Hey.
- Joel: Hi.
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Hey.
Um, I'm just making--
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Wait, why is the phone
so close to your face?
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(soft laugh)
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I-I'm at the library,
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and, uh, I'm trying to get
a book about birds.
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A book, why? (laughs)
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Well, see, this is why
I didn't tell you
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'cause I knew
you'd make fun of me.
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Yeah, I woulda made
fun of you! I'm--
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Look, I'm just a little
in the weeds right now.
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I'm dealing with the...
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- Oh fuck!
- Joel: I gotta go.
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Okay, okay-- Wait, no,
hold on a second! Quick.
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- They're telling me
to be quiet. - Wait, wait! No, no!
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Hold on, I just have
a quick question.
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Okay, it just says
room temperature butter,
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but I just-- I nuked it,
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and now it's bubbly,
and is that bad?
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- Oh, I gotta go,
I gotta go, I gotta go. - But wait, Joel!
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(phone chimes)
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(sighs)
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Okay.
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Alright, well.
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Well, fuck it,
how bad can it be? There we go.
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Put that in there.
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Looking nice and creamy.
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Then you're gonna need
a half a cup of vegetable oil.
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- (spraying)
- Okay.
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- (spray)
- That's probably good.
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♪ ♪
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(birds chirping)
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Sorry. My friend had
a real baking emergency.
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- Oh, fun. I love baking.
- (giggles)
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I love baking, too.
My dream is to have
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a stainless steel
double oven.
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(gasps) Can you imagine?
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- Yeah, I do it a lot.
- (both laugh)
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You know, this house
was actually cargo
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on the Hartford steamboat
from Cincinnati.
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- Stop me if you've heard this.
- Huh. No, I haven't.
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They ran aground by
a new town called Boston.
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And I think some
alcohol was involved,
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but they ended up
being invited to stay,
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and they all got along,
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and they ended up
changing the name of the town
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- to Manhattan.
- Wow.
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- Yeah!
- I didn't know that!
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- Yes!
- (laughs) What about this old looker?
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(clears throat)
That's Isaac Goodnow.
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He was an abolitionist
and co-founded Manhattan, MK State,
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and served on the Kansas
House of Representatives,
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and started the Kansas
Teachers Association.
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Oh, my God.
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Sure, but what's he
done lately, you know?
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- (both laugh)
- You know what?
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- Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
- (laughs)
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- Lazy.
- Ooh, ooh!
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You wanna hear the weird
backstory behind this comb?
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- I desperately
wanna hear it. - Okay.
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Well, it was carved
out of human bones...
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- Oh, my God.
- ...by a pack of witches.
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- Are you being serious?
- (laughing) No, I made that up!
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I made that up.
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I don't know anything
about that comb.
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(doorbell ringing)
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- Hey!
- (sighs) What is that?
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It's your birthday cake.
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I didn't have a better box,
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but happy birth...
happy birthday.
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- This is gonna be fun.
- (slam)
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So, what were those other
pillow names that you had?
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Those ideas you came up with?
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- Will you just write them
down for me, please? - (drops pen and paper)
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Oh, the cunt ones?
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- Yep, the cunt ones.
- Would be my great honor.
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You love making me say
that word, don't you?
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(laughs)
Yes, but not as much
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as you're gonna love
making all that money.
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You know Shannon
hasn't called or texted?
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- Oh really?
- Mm-hmm.
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Sam:
That's weird.
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- Are you
texting her right now? - No.
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- (sighs)
- Okay.
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Big... cunt... energy...
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Exclamation point.
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- (giggles)
- (refrigerator dinging)
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Whoa! What's
happenin' over here?
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Oh, well, that is
a birthday present I bought for myself,
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but I can't figure out how
not to make the text go on it.
244
00:10:05,653 --> 00:10:07,085
- It's nice.
- You just...
245
00:10:07,154 --> 00:10:08,887
Well, it's just probably
synced to your phone.
246
00:10:08,956 --> 00:10:10,556
- Hm.
- Here, gimme your phone.
247
00:10:10,625 --> 00:10:11,757
- No. (laughs)
- Why not?
248
00:10:11,826 --> 00:10:13,091
I'm not giving you my phone!
249
00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:14,192
W-Why?
250
00:10:14,261 --> 00:10:16,128
Because you'll just
take pictures of your boobs
251
00:10:16,197 --> 00:10:17,629
- or something!
- Oh, my God, Tricia!
252
00:10:17,698 --> 00:10:19,097
I did that... once.
253
00:10:19,166 --> 00:10:21,967
It was more than once,
but whatever.
254
00:10:22,036 --> 00:10:24,302
(sighs)
I got nice tits, sorry.
255
00:10:24,371 --> 00:10:27,438
It also plays music,
if you're interested.
256
00:10:27,507 --> 00:10:29,840
- Seriously? Sick.
- Mm-hmm.
257
00:10:29,909 --> 00:10:32,981
Oh, my God, I can't believe
I just said "sick." (laughs)
258
00:10:34,409 --> 00:10:37,448
- Oh. Okay.
- (sensual music playing)
259
00:10:37,517 --> 00:10:39,117
I get what
you're doing here.
260
00:10:39,186 --> 00:10:41,920
- Oh no. Mm-mmm.
- Yeah, it's nice and smooth, Tricia.
261
00:10:41,989 --> 00:10:42,954
Oh, I like these edges.
262
00:10:43,023 --> 00:10:45,190
If you go all the way down,
263
00:10:45,259 --> 00:10:46,992
feel all the way around,
264
00:10:47,061 --> 00:10:49,828
and you take the doors,
and you open 'em up...
265
00:10:49,897 --> 00:10:52,330
And, oh!
Oh, there you go.
266
00:10:52,399 --> 00:10:54,500
- And then you can just
take your hot little-- - So gross.
267
00:10:54,568 --> 00:10:55,533
Oh, no, no, no.
268
00:10:55,602 --> 00:10:57,802
- (laughing)
- Oh God, is this--
269
00:10:57,871 --> 00:10:59,471
Is this you trying
to make me believe in love again?
270
00:10:59,540 --> 00:11:02,440
- Is that what that looks like?
- Oh, well, if it is, I'll stop.
271
00:11:02,509 --> 00:11:06,845
- Unlike you, I actually
do believe in love, so... - Well, that's gross.
272
00:11:06,914 --> 00:11:09,180
- (music stops)
- So, did you nuke the butter?
273
00:11:09,249 --> 00:11:10,683
Yes. How'd you know?
274
00:11:10,752 --> 00:11:12,050
Because it looks
like a cow patty.
275
00:11:12,119 --> 00:11:13,884
Sam:
Well, that's what I was going for.
276
00:11:13,953 --> 00:11:16,989
- Just a big hot dump
for your birthday. - (laughing)
277
00:11:17,058 --> 00:11:19,224
Do you have any candles
so we can celebrate?
278
00:11:19,293 --> 00:11:21,860
- No, let's just
put our faces in it. - Yes!
279
00:11:21,929 --> 00:11:25,697
Just like that, it was
finally signed into law
280
00:11:25,766 --> 00:11:28,133
by President Franklin Pierce.
281
00:11:28,202 --> 00:11:30,735
I could listen
to you talk about the Kansas-Nebraska Act
282
00:11:30,804 --> 00:11:33,605
- all day.
- (laughs) I feel like you just did!
283
00:11:33,674 --> 00:11:35,240
(both laugh)
284
00:11:35,309 --> 00:11:38,313
I really enjoyed every
second of it. For real.
285
00:11:41,348 --> 00:11:42,647
This cabin is typical
286
00:11:42,716 --> 00:11:45,020
of the first settlers
of Riley County.
287
00:11:45,919 --> 00:11:48,587
Usually, the windows were built
288
00:11:48,656 --> 00:11:51,022
with greased paper windows
289
00:11:51,091 --> 00:11:54,292
and holes
in the roof for smoke,
290
00:11:54,361 --> 00:11:56,965
so the chimney
and fireplace didn't--
291
00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:10,412
(Joel laughs lightly)
292
00:12:15,748 --> 00:12:18,784
I don't wanna move
things too fast, but...
293
00:12:18,853 --> 00:12:20,719
would you like to go
to the pancake feed
294
00:12:20,788 --> 00:12:22,621
- with me on Saturday?
- (laughs)
295
00:12:22,690 --> 00:12:25,991
- Yeah. I would.
- Yeah?
296
00:12:26,060 --> 00:12:29,627
But, I might need food
before Saturday, if you want.
297
00:12:29,696 --> 00:12:32,834
(laughs)
Do you wanna go to The Chef?
298
00:12:34,168 --> 00:12:36,229
Yes. Yes.
299
00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:37,736
Um... Yes, totally.
300
00:12:37,805 --> 00:12:39,272
- If you don't want to--
- No, no, no, no.
301
00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:40,872
I love The Chef.
302
00:12:40,941 --> 00:12:43,074
I love their house-made
strawberry jam.
303
00:12:43,143 --> 00:12:45,143
(laughs)
304
00:12:45,212 --> 00:12:48,547
- Oh... (giggles)
- Yeah, me, too. Me, too.
305
00:12:48,616 --> 00:12:52,050
(birds chirping)
306
00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:54,085
The recipe called for
half a cup of sour cream,
307
00:12:54,154 --> 00:12:55,721
but I just put the whole
fuckin' thing in.
308
00:12:55,790 --> 00:12:57,155
- (giggles)
- Nice and tangy, right?
309
00:12:57,224 --> 00:13:00,062
- (laughs)
- Mm-hmm. It's also...
310
00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:03,929
It's like it's wet.
311
00:13:03,998 --> 00:13:05,697
Well, wet is never bad.
312
00:13:05,766 --> 00:13:07,466
Oh, you should put
that on a pillow.
313
00:13:07,535 --> 00:13:10,303
- (both laugh)
- Mm.
314
00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:11,803
(puts down fork)
315
00:13:11,872 --> 00:13:13,772
You know what?
I mean...
316
00:13:13,841 --> 00:13:15,441
I'm just gonna
go for it this year.
317
00:13:15,510 --> 00:13:16,875
Just, like, go for it.
318
00:13:16,944 --> 00:13:19,243
Like, if it makes me happy,
319
00:13:19,312 --> 00:13:20,979
just F everybody else,
you know?
320
00:13:21,048 --> 00:13:22,480
- Good.
- Yeah. I mean, like,
321
00:13:22,549 --> 00:13:24,749
I can barely keep up
with these orders as it is, you know?
322
00:13:24,818 --> 00:13:26,519
(Sam giggles)
323
00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:27,522
(sniffs)
324
00:13:28,756 --> 00:13:30,355
You know,
this is a take or leave,
325
00:13:30,424 --> 00:13:32,491
but you could call
your new company...
326
00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:35,060
Charity Cases.
327
00:13:35,129 --> 00:13:36,961
- Oh, my God.
- Come on! That's not bad, right?
328
00:13:37,030 --> 00:13:38,162
- It's really good.
- (Sam laughs)
329
00:13:38,231 --> 00:13:40,232
- It's really good!
- She's thinkin' about it.
330
00:13:40,301 --> 00:13:42,537
I mean, I can't,
but maybe I can.
331
00:13:48,376 --> 00:13:49,611
Well...
332
00:13:50,478 --> 00:13:53,115
thank you for...
333
00:13:56,383 --> 00:13:59,017
- What, for the shitty cake?
- (laughs)
334
00:13:59,086 --> 00:14:00,679
No, I like the cake.
Thank you for the cake
335
00:14:00,748 --> 00:14:03,325
and for just making
this whole day...
336
00:14:04,158 --> 00:14:05,994
less shitty. (laughs)
337
00:14:08,061 --> 00:14:09,664
I've been, like...
338
00:14:10,465 --> 00:14:12,063
really...
339
00:14:12,132 --> 00:14:13,565
just kind of dreading
this birthday.
340
00:14:13,634 --> 00:14:16,334
Like, actually kind of really
freaking out about it, you know?
341
00:14:16,403 --> 00:14:18,440
- Yeah. Hm.
- 47.
342
00:14:19,807 --> 00:14:21,977
Yeah, it's a big one.
343
00:14:22,843 --> 00:14:24,376
Well, yeah, but, I mean,
344
00:14:24,445 --> 00:14:27,449
Holly was diagnosed
when she was 47, I mean...
345
00:14:30,117 --> 00:14:33,121
It's just...
It's just so unfair, and...
346
00:14:35,622 --> 00:14:39,294
I just feel like it's never
gonna be easier, you know?
347
00:14:42,724 --> 00:14:45,600
- (sniffles)
- Holly was 48, Tricia.
348
00:14:47,462 --> 00:14:50,435
When she was diagnosed.
349
00:14:50,504 --> 00:14:53,538
Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry.
I don't know why I said.
350
00:14:53,607 --> 00:14:56,707
- (clears throat)
- No, what-- You said 47. What are you talking about?
351
00:14:56,776 --> 00:14:59,411
- I know, I just misspoke.
It's not a big deal. - No, you didn't.
352
00:14:59,479 --> 00:15:02,350
I mean, what is it
you're not telling me?
353
00:15:06,153 --> 00:15:09,491
She was 47, Sam,
when she was diagnosed.
354
00:15:11,291 --> 00:15:13,661
- What?
- Tricia: She was 47.
355
00:15:14,595 --> 00:15:15,861
- No, she wasn't.
- Yeah.
356
00:15:15,930 --> 00:15:17,162
She, um...
357
00:15:17,231 --> 00:15:19,759
She didn't want to worry you.
358
00:15:19,828 --> 00:15:22,067
She felt like she had it
all under control.
359
00:15:22,136 --> 00:15:24,535
She wanted to try to
beat it naturally.
360
00:15:24,604 --> 00:15:27,705
Well, you can't...
You can't beat cancer naturally.
361
00:15:27,774 --> 00:15:30,575
Who told her--
Who told her that she could do that?
362
00:15:30,644 --> 00:15:33,311
I mean, it was her choice.
363
00:15:33,380 --> 00:15:34,579
Well, why would she
tell you and not me?
364
00:15:34,648 --> 00:15:36,214
- I never would've allowed that!
- Because, Sam,
365
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:37,749
she didn't think
you could handle it.
366
00:15:37,818 --> 00:15:39,751
Oh my--
I could handle it!
367
00:15:39,820 --> 00:15:41,623
- (bangs table)
- Oh, my God.
368
00:15:43,023 --> 00:15:46,057
You must have loved
keeping this from me!
369
00:15:46,126 --> 00:15:47,859
- What? No!
- Oh, yes.
370
00:15:47,928 --> 00:15:49,427
Sam, I wanted to tell you.
371
00:15:49,496 --> 00:15:51,791
I couldn't because
I promised her.
372
00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:54,867
I thought that she
should tell you, but...
373
00:15:54,936 --> 00:15:57,301
of-of course she wanted
to protect you, Sam,
374
00:15:57,370 --> 00:15:58,370
'cause she was your protector.
375
00:15:58,439 --> 00:15:59,774
She always wanted
to protect you.
376
00:16:01,975 --> 00:16:03,307
But...
377
00:16:03,376 --> 00:16:06,714
I mean, please don't forget
that I was her sister, too.
378
00:16:07,915 --> 00:16:09,948
I mean, I lost her, too.
379
00:16:10,017 --> 00:16:12,587
And I miss her, too.
380
00:16:14,822 --> 00:16:16,054
But, you know,
there's just no point
381
00:16:16,123 --> 00:16:17,690
in us getting upset
about it right now.
382
00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:19,458
(sighs) Oh, it's too late.
383
00:16:19,527 --> 00:16:20,926
(sniffles, sighs)
384
00:16:20,995 --> 00:16:22,293
- Sam.
- What?
385
00:16:22,362 --> 00:16:24,096
Don't do this.
Just stay here.
386
00:16:24,165 --> 00:16:25,363
Please stay here
so we can talk it out.
387
00:16:25,432 --> 00:16:27,365
What do you wanna
talk about, Tricia?
388
00:16:27,434 --> 00:16:29,601
You lied, she lied,
and now I'm upset!
389
00:16:29,670 --> 00:16:31,136
- What else can I do for you?
- Okay. Okay.
390
00:16:31,205 --> 00:16:33,671
Sam, this is what you do
when you get upset.
391
00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:35,473
When you get mad,
when you feel like someone's made
392
00:16:35,542 --> 00:16:37,109
a tiny mistake,
you cut them out.
393
00:16:37,178 --> 00:16:39,978
Oh, oh, no, no, no,
this-- this is not tiny!
394
00:16:40,047 --> 00:16:43,315
This is what you do!
You cut people out, Sam!
395
00:16:43,384 --> 00:16:46,421
You cannot keep doing that!
There won't be anybody left!
396
00:16:47,121 --> 00:16:49,287
(Tricia sighs)
397
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:50,788
Actually, you know what?
Just leave.
398
00:16:50,857 --> 00:16:53,491
- I'm so sick of giving
a shit about you! - Fucking... Fine.
399
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:55,327
- Tricia: And you know what?
- Sam: What?
400
00:16:55,396 --> 00:16:56,528
This is why
you're always alone!
401
00:16:56,597 --> 00:16:58,766
Oh! Well, guess what?
We're both alone!
402
00:17:04,539 --> 00:17:05,573
(whimpers)
403
00:17:06,807 --> 00:17:09,844
(crying)
404
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:21,523
(brakes squeak)
405
00:17:22,489 --> 00:17:25,088
- (engine stops)
- (car door opens)
406
00:17:31,098 --> 00:17:34,232
- Darlene: Hi, Sam.
- Hi.
407
00:17:34,301 --> 00:17:35,600
I hope you don't
mind me coming by.
408
00:17:35,669 --> 00:17:39,404
I wanted to bring you
your tape of your last lesson.
409
00:17:39,473 --> 00:17:41,740
- Oh.
- In case you ever wanna practice on your own.
410
00:17:41,809 --> 00:17:43,345
Thank you.
411
00:17:45,111 --> 00:17:48,480
- Yeah, I'm really sorry that
I ran out like that. I just-- - It's okay.
412
00:17:48,549 --> 00:17:50,185
I get it.
413
00:17:51,686 --> 00:17:53,084
You have a big heart,
414
00:17:53,153 --> 00:17:56,591
and when you sing,
it-it's right here.
415
00:17:58,491 --> 00:18:00,728
I know how overwhelming
that can be.
416
00:18:01,662 --> 00:18:02,626
Isn't it strange?
417
00:18:02,695 --> 00:18:05,997
Something that brings us
so much joy can...
418
00:18:06,066 --> 00:18:08,670
almost be too much to bear.
419
00:18:09,837 --> 00:18:12,070
Yeah.
420
00:18:12,139 --> 00:18:15,610
Well, you have the tape.
If you need anything...
421
00:18:16,944 --> 00:18:18,346
I'm always here.
422
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,182
Thank you.
423
00:18:21,082 --> 00:18:22,617
You're welcome.
424
00:18:25,653 --> 00:18:26,721
Darlene:
Hm.
425
00:18:31,526 --> 00:18:32,560
(sniffles)
426
00:18:38,165 --> 00:18:40,164
Keep singing, Sam.
427
00:18:40,233 --> 00:18:43,471
- We need you.
- (laughs) Okay.
428
00:18:54,114 --> 00:18:55,350
(sighs)
429
00:18:58,152 --> 00:18:59,387
(puts down tape)
430
00:19:02,022 --> 00:19:05,123
(deep sigh)
431
00:19:05,192 --> 00:19:08,430
(sentimental music playing)
432
00:19:11,799 --> 00:19:15,470
(soft breathing)
433
00:19:27,215 --> 00:19:28,850
(sighs)
434
00:19:46,767 --> 00:19:49,004
(deep sigh)
435
00:19:50,938 --> 00:19:52,374
(sighs)
436
00:20:00,414 --> 00:20:03,885
(emotional breathing)
437
00:20:05,653 --> 00:20:07,622
(quiet cry)
438
00:20:10,958 --> 00:20:13,996
♪ ♪
439
00:20:17,198 --> 00:20:19,667
(soft crying)
440
00:20:21,068 --> 00:20:23,938
(crying continues)
441
00:20:25,306 --> 00:20:26,741
(sighs)
442
00:20:34,181 --> 00:20:36,851
(soft crying)
443
00:20:43,624 --> 00:20:44,659
(gasps)
444
00:20:48,429 --> 00:20:51,129
(insects chirping)
445
00:20:51,198 --> 00:20:54,032
(indistinct TV chatter)
446
00:20:54,101 --> 00:20:57,339
(phone ringing)
447
00:21:02,243 --> 00:21:03,645
(scoffs)
448
00:21:06,914 --> 00:21:07,950
(phone dings)
449
00:21:20,462 --> 00:21:21,896
(text whooshes)
450
00:21:27,902 --> 00:21:29,104
(bottle clangs)
451
00:21:34,508 --> 00:21:37,475
Such a good-lookin' fridge.
Damn.
452
00:21:37,544 --> 00:21:40,012
I mean, how the fuck
are you supposed to--
453
00:21:40,081 --> 00:21:42,613
("Show Some Emotion"
by Joan Armatrading plays)
454
00:21:42,682 --> 00:21:44,482
(singing along):
♪ Show some emotion... ♪
455
00:21:44,551 --> 00:21:47,185
Oh, this is a good song though.
456
00:21:47,254 --> 00:21:50,489
♪ Put expression in your eyes ♪
457
00:21:50,558 --> 00:21:53,324
♪ Light up ♪
458
00:21:53,393 --> 00:21:56,064
♪ If you're feeling happy ♪
459
00:21:58,865 --> 00:22:02,334
♪ But if it's bad then let
those tears roll down ♪
460
00:22:02,403 --> 00:22:06,138
♪ ♪
461
00:22:06,207 --> 00:22:08,143
You know what?
Fuck it.
462
00:22:11,245 --> 00:22:14,746
♪ Someone choking up inside ♪
463
00:22:14,815 --> 00:22:16,580
♪ Some poor souls dying ♪
464
00:22:16,649 --> 00:22:19,517
Credit where credit is due,
you bitch, you!
465
00:22:19,586 --> 00:22:21,419
- (song continues)
- Big ol' boy.
466
00:22:21,488 --> 00:22:23,188
♪ They got no place to lie ♪
467
00:22:23,257 --> 00:22:25,357
I'll figure out
how to work you.
468
00:22:25,426 --> 00:22:28,160
Don't worry.
469
00:22:28,229 --> 00:22:30,032
You know what?
Let's make it official.
470
00:22:31,832 --> 00:22:34,069
You're stayin' here
with me, boy!
471
00:22:35,069 --> 00:22:36,034
Woo!
472
00:22:36,103 --> 00:22:37,303
♪ ♪
473
00:22:37,372 --> 00:22:40,943
(bird cawing)
474
00:22:47,982 --> 00:22:50,552
(sighing)
475
00:22:59,994 --> 00:23:01,063
(text chimes)
476
00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:09,937
- (restaurant chatter)
- (soft music)
477
00:23:12,906 --> 00:23:14,738
- Can I get anything
started for you? - Uh...
478
00:23:14,807 --> 00:23:16,675
No, just some coffee.
I'm waiting for Joel.
479
00:23:16,744 --> 00:23:20,048
Oh! I-I've got
something for him.
480
00:23:25,252 --> 00:23:26,488
(text whooshes)
481
00:23:29,657 --> 00:23:31,217
Joel left this yesterday
482
00:23:31,286 --> 00:23:33,291
when he was here
with Mr. Schraeder.
483
00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:36,294
- Mr. Schraeder?
- Yep.
484
00:23:36,363 --> 00:23:39,197
Do you wanna
hear the specials?
485
00:23:39,266 --> 00:23:41,066
Nah, I'm good.
486
00:23:41,135 --> 00:23:42,770
- Thanks, Jimmy.
- Yeah.
487
00:23:59,186 --> 00:24:02,224
(chatter, music continue)
488
00:24:09,196 --> 00:24:12,097
- Oh hey, is Sam here yet?
- Sam just left.
489
00:24:12,166 --> 00:24:15,003
I gave her your windbreaker
and an egg benny to go.
490
00:24:22,577 --> 00:24:23,946
(softly): Shit.
491
00:24:24,612 --> 00:24:25,713
(birds chirping)
492
00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:32,154
(knob rattles)
493
00:25:05,886 --> 00:25:07,889
Brought you a cinnamon roll.
494
00:25:09,623 --> 00:25:12,594
They were just out
of the oven. (laughs)
495
00:25:15,129 --> 00:25:16,264
I'm good.
496
00:25:25,339 --> 00:25:26,608
There's your windbreaker.
497
00:25:29,109 --> 00:25:30,345
Thank you.
498
00:25:35,115 --> 00:25:38,786
Well, I guess
the secret's out.
499
00:25:41,388 --> 00:25:44,993
I think
I'm seeing someone?
500
00:25:48,829 --> 00:25:50,765
You know who it is?
501
00:25:51,732 --> 00:25:53,969
SLS. (laughs)
502
00:25:54,769 --> 00:25:56,704
Jesus Christ.
503
00:26:02,977 --> 00:26:05,013
I think you'd
like him, actually.
504
00:26:07,615 --> 00:26:09,051
He's really great.
505
00:26:11,050 --> 00:26:14,289
- Maybe we could all go to--
- Just take your windbreaker and go.
506
00:26:20,528 --> 00:26:22,164
- Sam--
- No.
507
00:26:23,130 --> 00:26:24,699
Go.
508
00:26:30,571 --> 00:26:34,009
- You can go.
- I'm going. I'm going.
509
00:26:38,045 --> 00:26:40,012
(door opens)
510
00:26:40,081 --> 00:26:43,185
(creaks, shuts)
511
00:27:16,684 --> 00:27:18,753
(Sam sighs)
512
00:27:22,323 --> 00:27:24,359
(heavy sigh)
513
00:27:25,592 --> 00:27:28,830
("Summer's End"
by John Prine playing)
514
00:27:38,172 --> 00:27:41,239
♪ Summer's end
is around the bend ♪
515
00:27:41,308 --> 00:27:44,703
♪ Just flyin' ♪
516
00:27:44,772 --> 00:27:47,846
♪ The swimming suits
are on the line ♪
517
00:27:47,915 --> 00:27:50,352
♪ Just dryin' ♪
518
00:27:51,551 --> 00:27:53,417
♪ I'll meet you there ♪
519
00:27:53,486 --> 00:27:57,125
♪ Per our conversation ♪
520
00:27:58,158 --> 00:28:00,424
♪ I hope I didn't ruin ♪
521
00:28:00,493 --> 00:28:04,495
♪ Your whole vacation ♪
522
00:28:04,564 --> 00:28:06,398
♪ Well, you never know ♪
523
00:28:06,467 --> 00:28:11,303
♪ How far from home
you're feelin' ♪
524
00:28:11,372 --> 00:28:13,938
♪ Until you've watched
the shadows ♪
525
00:28:14,007 --> 00:28:17,145
♪ Cross the ceilin' ♪
526
00:28:18,045 --> 00:28:19,811
♪ Well, I don't know ♪
527
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:24,086
♪ But I can see it snowing ♪
528
00:28:24,952 --> 00:28:26,421
♪ In your car... ♪