1 00:00:06,987 --> 00:00:08,620 Sam: Shit, this is gettin' real, huh? 2 00:00:08,689 --> 00:00:10,088 Joel: It really is. 3 00:00:10,157 --> 00:00:12,123 What's your dream wedding? 4 00:00:12,192 --> 00:00:14,159 Oh, I'm so glad you asked. 5 00:00:14,228 --> 00:00:17,795 - I don't know. - Okay, I'll go first. 6 00:00:17,864 --> 00:00:20,198 I think it'll be in a church, of course. - Mm. 7 00:00:20,267 --> 00:00:23,201 And it would be this cute little church that I grew up in. 8 00:00:23,270 --> 00:00:24,636 And it's very tiny, 9 00:00:24,705 --> 00:00:28,073 and sort of, like, surrounded by fields, 10 00:00:28,142 --> 00:00:29,842 and so it would be intimate 11 00:00:29,911 --> 00:00:32,177 and just close family and friends. 12 00:00:32,246 --> 00:00:35,747 And I would wear something really cute, you know? 13 00:00:35,816 --> 00:00:37,281 Just festive. 14 00:00:37,350 --> 00:00:39,150 But not, like, white or bridal 15 00:00:39,219 --> 00:00:41,053 because you gotta keep 'em guessing. - No. 16 00:00:41,122 --> 00:00:44,322 You gotta keep 'em guessing. 17 00:00:44,391 --> 00:00:46,524 And I would walk down the aisle 18 00:00:46,593 --> 00:00:50,495 to the song "Gloria" by Laura Branigan. - 19 00:00:50,564 --> 00:00:52,030 And, of course, in my childhood, 20 00:00:52,099 --> 00:00:54,266 I dreamed that I would fly her in to sing it. 21 00:00:54,335 --> 00:00:57,035 But now, I have you. 22 00:00:57,104 --> 00:00:58,903 Oh, Joel. You can't touch Branigan. 23 00:00:58,972 --> 00:01:02,173 - You can touch Branigan. - No Barbra, no Judy, no Branigan. 24 00:01:02,242 --> 00:01:04,279 Come on. 25 00:01:05,012 --> 00:01:07,145 ♪ Gloria, Gloria ♪ 26 00:01:07,214 --> 00:01:10,248 ♪ I think they've got your number, Gloria ♪ 27 00:01:10,317 --> 00:01:12,084 ♪ I think they've got the alias ♪ 28 00:01:12,153 --> 00:01:13,218 Both: ♪ Gloria ♪ 29 00:01:13,287 --> 00:01:15,820 ♪ That you've been livin' under ♪ 30 00:01:15,889 --> 00:01:18,723 ♪ But you really don't remember ♪ - 31 00:01:18,792 --> 00:01:21,493 ♪ Was it somethin' that they said ♪ 32 00:01:21,562 --> 00:01:24,729 ♪ All the voices in your head ♪ 33 00:01:24,798 --> 00:01:28,066 ♪ Calling Gloria ♪ 34 00:01:28,135 --> 00:01:29,100 Shake 'em! 35 00:01:29,169 --> 00:01:31,302 ♪ Gloria, Gloria ♪ 36 00:01:31,371 --> 00:01:32,905 ♪ I think they got your number ♪ 37 00:01:32,974 --> 00:01:34,106 Both: ♪ Gloria ♪ 38 00:01:36,877 --> 00:01:38,913 - So, what about you? - Oh. 39 00:01:40,380 --> 00:01:42,513 You know, I always pictured wearing my mom's dress. 40 00:01:42,582 --> 00:01:45,784 - Just simple, classic. - Aw. 41 00:01:45,853 --> 00:01:47,952 Wait, your mom's, like, 5'2". 42 00:01:48,021 --> 00:01:49,387 Yeah, exactly. 43 00:01:49,456 --> 00:01:51,222 Me, mom's dress, and my beaver walking down the aisle 44 00:01:51,291 --> 00:01:54,392 to meet the man of our dreams. 45 00:01:54,461 --> 00:01:56,261 Do you have the Swedish Fish? 46 00:01:56,330 --> 00:01:58,831 - Yes. Do you have the bubbles? - I do. 47 00:02:09,776 --> 00:02:11,677 Joel: Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding! - Tiffani: Oh, okay. 48 00:02:11,746 --> 00:02:13,444 We have a celebration. 49 00:02:13,513 --> 00:02:17,149 A little sparkling cider in honor of our dear Fred! 50 00:02:17,218 --> 00:02:19,351 - Hebeda-hebeda. - Ah, come on now. 51 00:02:19,420 --> 00:02:21,552 - Really? - Yes, I mean, 52 00:02:21,621 --> 00:02:23,321 isn't this what we're supposed to be doing? 53 00:02:23,390 --> 00:02:25,289 - Uh, that's for bridesmaids. - Really? 54 00:02:25,358 --> 00:02:26,925 Well, close enough. 55 00:02:26,994 --> 00:02:28,660 I am who I am. 56 00:02:28,729 --> 00:02:31,196 Bubbles are bubbles, right? 57 00:02:31,265 --> 00:02:33,031 I like when you kids actually are a little sweet. 58 00:02:33,100 --> 00:02:35,566 It's nice. 59 00:02:35,635 --> 00:02:38,303 Gang, I don't wanna get, you know, too emo or anything, 60 00:02:38,372 --> 00:02:40,506 but I really, really appreciate you 61 00:02:40,575 --> 00:02:42,507 being a part of this, okay? 62 00:02:42,576 --> 00:02:45,209 Thanks, pals. Oh, I got goosebumps! Jesus! 63 00:02:45,278 --> 00:02:47,112 - All: Fred! - I didn't want goosebumps! 64 00:02:48,849 --> 00:02:50,548 Tiffani: It's gonna be, like, fitted, right? 65 00:02:50,617 --> 00:02:54,252 Of course. I don't mess around. 66 00:02:54,321 --> 00:02:56,387 Hey, are you coming over after this? 67 00:02:56,456 --> 00:02:57,923 I gotta make Tricia a birthday cake, 68 00:02:57,992 --> 00:02:59,257 and you know I don't know 69 00:02:59,326 --> 00:03:00,959 what the fuck I'm doing in the kitchen. 70 00:03:01,028 --> 00:03:02,530 Oh, no, I can't. 71 00:03:03,230 --> 00:03:05,096 You can't? 72 00:03:05,165 --> 00:03:07,498 Oh, Joel, are you sure? 73 00:03:07,567 --> 00:03:09,933 This is Tricia's first birthday since Rick and Shannon left. 74 00:03:10,002 --> 00:03:13,171 She's, like, super depressed. I'm making her a funeral cake. - Hm. 75 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:14,934 - Th-That's not gonna help. - Oh no, no. 76 00:03:15,003 --> 00:03:16,374 She'll love that shit, you know. 77 00:03:16,443 --> 00:03:18,576 Unless I mangle it, which I will. 78 00:03:18,645 --> 00:03:20,645 My mom used to make them for us when we were little kids. 79 00:03:20,714 --> 00:03:23,214 - Ah. - I thought it was kind of a tender gesture. 80 00:03:23,283 --> 00:03:26,451 Well, I think that's a lovely gesture. 81 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:28,754 I wish I could, but I have some errands. 82 00:03:28,823 --> 00:03:30,222 Some errands? 83 00:03:30,291 --> 00:03:31,990 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 84 00:03:32,059 --> 00:03:34,353 So, are we doing, like, boundaries now? - Mm. 85 00:03:34,422 --> 00:03:37,127 It's cool. NMB NMP-- not my business, not my problem. 86 00:03:37,196 --> 00:03:40,031 - Joel: No... - Just promise me you'll pick up if I have any problems. 87 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:41,599 Oh, totally. 88 00:03:41,668 --> 00:03:43,902 - Sammy, you're up! - Sam: Oh, okay. 89 00:03:46,173 --> 00:03:47,739 Yoo-hoo! 90 00:03:47,808 --> 00:03:48,739 Heather, hi! 91 00:03:48,808 --> 00:03:51,942 Girl, I love those bangs. Very Franch . 92 00:03:52,011 --> 00:03:55,483 French girl look is, like, it right now, right? - Hello. 93 00:03:56,416 --> 00:03:58,516 Um, so... 94 00:03:58,585 --> 00:04:01,285 I am doing a big ol' wedding. 95 00:04:01,354 --> 00:04:02,653 And, of course, I'll be using 96 00:04:02,722 --> 00:04:05,456 lots of the classic Tender Moments stock, 97 00:04:05,525 --> 00:04:07,625 but I will be needing to rent 98 00:04:07,694 --> 00:04:11,396 a bunch of things for the place settings, like the napkin-- 99 00:04:11,465 --> 00:04:12,898 Ooh, see? 100 00:04:12,967 --> 00:04:15,000 Like this. This blush? 101 00:04:15,069 --> 00:04:16,468 This is perfect! 102 00:04:16,537 --> 00:04:18,673 The bride was saying she want-- Hm? - You know, Tricia. 103 00:04:19,539 --> 00:04:22,477 I'm sorry. Maybe try online. 104 00:04:24,945 --> 00:04:26,681 Oh. Okay... 105 00:04:27,681 --> 00:04:30,448 Okay, Heather, I-I think I know... 106 00:04:30,517 --> 00:04:33,584 think I know what this is. I understand. 107 00:04:33,653 --> 00:04:37,388 Are you uncomfortable with Fred and Susan getting married? 108 00:04:37,457 --> 00:04:38,589 Because I can tell you that Fred 109 00:04:38,658 --> 00:04:41,325 is really a wonderful, sweet guy. 110 00:04:41,394 --> 00:04:42,693 - It's-- - Who's Fred? 111 00:04:42,762 --> 00:04:45,533 I-I don't have a problem with anyone named Fred. 112 00:04:46,234 --> 00:04:47,332 Wha... 113 00:04:47,401 --> 00:04:49,301 Charity told me everything. 114 00:04:49,370 --> 00:04:52,540 You trying to get with Coop? I mean... 115 00:04:54,041 --> 00:04:57,275 My God... 116 00:04:57,344 --> 00:04:59,610 No! Oh, my God! 117 00:04:59,679 --> 00:05:01,679 Oh, that's rich. Oh, that's really rich. 118 00:05:01,748 --> 00:05:04,216 That is rich! That is rich, that is rich. 119 00:05:04,285 --> 00:05:06,952 Did Charity-- Excuse me. 120 00:05:07,021 --> 00:05:10,421 Did that skank Charity happen to mention 121 00:05:10,490 --> 00:05:13,158 how many times she fucked my husband? 122 00:05:13,227 --> 00:05:16,761 'Cause I can tell you it was many, many, many, many times. 123 00:05:16,830 --> 00:05:19,096 I guess she left that little detail out. Huh. 124 00:05:19,165 --> 00:05:23,038 Well, I guess rumors aren't the only thing she's been spreading. 125 00:05:25,239 --> 00:05:27,439 J-- Her legs. 126 00:05:27,508 --> 00:05:29,641 Get it? Y-- 127 00:05:31,811 --> 00:05:34,946 Sam: Room temperature butter, room temperature butter. 128 00:05:35,015 --> 00:05:36,348 Take a stick of butter. 129 00:05:36,417 --> 00:05:38,616 Okay. 130 00:05:38,685 --> 00:05:41,056 Is this room temperature? 131 00:05:43,023 --> 00:05:44,790 What are we gonna do? Alright, we'll put it in here. 132 00:05:44,859 --> 00:05:47,259 We'll warm her up. 133 00:05:47,328 --> 00:05:49,431 Half a cup of sugar. 134 00:05:50,298 --> 00:05:52,163 Yes. 135 00:05:52,232 --> 00:05:54,536 Oh, keep it sweet. 136 00:05:55,602 --> 00:05:57,535 This is not fuckin'... 137 00:05:57,604 --> 00:06:00,572 How do you do fuckin' room temperature butter? 138 00:06:00,641 --> 00:06:04,179 You have to be flexible when you are in the kitchen. 139 00:06:05,212 --> 00:06:07,379 Just making it work. 140 00:06:07,448 --> 00:06:08,683 Okay. 141 00:06:09,217 --> 00:06:11,115 Oh... 142 00:06:11,184 --> 00:06:13,416 45. 143 00:06:14,689 --> 00:06:16,624 Yeah, that'll do it. 144 00:06:17,057 --> 00:06:18,126 Fuck. 145 00:06:19,392 --> 00:06:21,694 Okay. 146 00:06:21,763 --> 00:06:23,161 Pick up, pick up. 147 00:06:23,230 --> 00:06:24,362 - Hey. - Joel: Hi. 148 00:06:24,431 --> 00:06:26,097 Hey. Um, I'm just making-- 149 00:06:26,166 --> 00:06:28,728 Wait, why is the phone so close to your face? 150 00:06:30,037 --> 00:06:31,202 I-I'm at the library, 151 00:06:31,271 --> 00:06:34,039 and, uh, I'm trying to get a book about birds. 152 00:06:34,108 --> 00:06:36,007 A book, why? 153 00:06:36,076 --> 00:06:37,843 Well, see, this is why I didn't tell you 154 00:06:37,912 --> 00:06:39,238 'cause I knew you'd make fun of me. 155 00:06:39,307 --> 00:06:40,778 Yeah, I woulda made fun of you! I'm-- 156 00:06:40,847 --> 00:06:42,648 Look, I'm just a little in the weeds right now. 157 00:06:42,717 --> 00:06:44,816 I'm dealing with the... 158 00:06:44,885 --> 00:06:46,584 - Oh fuck! - Joel: I gotta go. 159 00:06:46,653 --> 00:06:48,786 Okay, okay-- Wait, no, hold on a second! Quick. 160 00:06:48,855 --> 00:06:50,554 - They're telling me to be quiet. - Wait, wait! No, no! 161 00:06:50,623 --> 00:06:51,790 Hold on, I just have a quick question. 162 00:06:51,859 --> 00:06:54,259 Okay, it just says room temperature butter, 163 00:06:54,328 --> 00:06:55,593 but I just-- I nuked it, 164 00:06:55,662 --> 00:06:57,129 and now it's bubbly, and is that bad? 165 00:06:57,198 --> 00:06:59,898 - Oh, I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go. - But wait, Joel! 166 00:07:04,204 --> 00:07:05,404 Okay. 167 00:07:05,473 --> 00:07:07,072 Alright, well. 168 00:07:07,141 --> 00:07:10,008 Well, fuck it, how bad can it be? There we go. 169 00:07:10,077 --> 00:07:12,544 Put that in there. 170 00:07:12,613 --> 00:07:15,280 Looking nice and creamy. 171 00:07:15,349 --> 00:07:18,584 Then you're gonna need a half a cup of vegetable oil. 172 00:07:18,653 --> 00:07:22,453 Okay. 173 00:07:22,522 --> 00:07:25,324 That's probably good. 174 00:07:35,069 --> 00:07:37,936 Sorry. My friend had a real baking emergency. 175 00:07:38,005 --> 00:07:40,505 Oh, fun. I love baking. 176 00:07:40,574 --> 00:07:43,675 I love baking, too. My dream is to have 177 00:07:43,744 --> 00:07:46,211 a stainless steel double oven. 178 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:48,947 Can you imagine? 179 00:07:49,016 --> 00:07:52,350 Yeah, I do it a lot. 180 00:07:52,419 --> 00:07:54,619 You know, this house was actually cargo 181 00:07:54,688 --> 00:07:57,516 on the Hartford steamboat from Cincinnati. 182 00:07:57,585 --> 00:07:59,452 - Stop me if you've heard this. - Huh. No, I haven't. 183 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:02,794 They ran aground by a new town called Boston. 184 00:08:02,863 --> 00:08:04,963 And I think some alcohol was involved, 185 00:08:05,032 --> 00:08:07,599 but they ended up being invited to stay, 186 00:08:07,668 --> 00:08:09,000 and they all got along, 187 00:08:09,069 --> 00:08:11,402 and they ended up changing the name of the town 188 00:08:11,471 --> 00:08:13,304 - to Manhattan. - Wow. 189 00:08:13,373 --> 00:08:14,539 - Yeah! - I didn't know that! 190 00:08:14,608 --> 00:08:16,841 - Yes! - What about this old looker? 191 00:08:16,910 --> 00:08:19,843 That's Isaac Goodnow. 192 00:08:19,912 --> 00:08:23,847 He was an abolitionist and co-founded Manhattan, MK State, 193 00:08:23,916 --> 00:08:27,018 and served on the Kansas House of Representatives, 194 00:08:27,087 --> 00:08:30,589 and started the Kansas Teachers Association. 195 00:08:30,658 --> 00:08:31,823 Oh, my God. 196 00:08:31,892 --> 00:08:33,792 Sure, but what's he done lately, you know? 197 00:08:33,861 --> 00:08:36,389 You know what? 198 00:08:36,458 --> 00:08:39,031 Nothing. Absolutely nothing. 199 00:08:39,100 --> 00:08:40,365 - Lazy. - Ooh, ooh! 200 00:08:40,434 --> 00:08:44,035 You wanna hear the weird backstory behind this comb? 201 00:08:44,104 --> 00:08:45,904 I desperately wanna hear it. - Okay. 202 00:08:45,973 --> 00:08:49,774 Well, it was carved out of human bones... 203 00:08:49,843 --> 00:08:52,605 - Oh, my God. - ...by a pack of witches. 204 00:08:52,674 --> 00:08:56,048 - Are you being serious? - No, I made that up! 205 00:08:56,117 --> 00:08:57,850 I made that up. 206 00:08:57,919 --> 00:09:00,419 I don't know anything about that comb. 207 00:09:04,926 --> 00:09:07,426 - Hey! - What is that? 208 00:09:07,495 --> 00:09:08,594 It's your birthday cake. 209 00:09:08,663 --> 00:09:09,995 I didn't have a better box, 210 00:09:10,064 --> 00:09:12,900 but happy birth... happy birthday. 211 00:09:14,835 --> 00:09:16,934 This is gonna be fun. 212 00:09:17,003 --> 00:09:20,238 So, what were those other pillow names that you had? 213 00:09:20,307 --> 00:09:21,706 Those ideas you came up with? 214 00:09:21,775 --> 00:09:24,343 Will you just write them down for me, please? - 215 00:09:24,412 --> 00:09:25,843 Oh, the cunt ones? 216 00:09:25,912 --> 00:09:27,278 - Yep, the cunt ones. - Would be my great honor. 217 00:09:27,347 --> 00:09:28,880 You love making me say that word, don't you? 218 00:09:28,949 --> 00:09:31,082 Yes, but not as much 219 00:09:31,151 --> 00:09:33,752 as you're gonna love making all that money. 220 00:09:33,821 --> 00:09:36,058 You know Shannon hasn't called or texted? 221 00:09:36,824 --> 00:09:38,490 - Oh really? - Mm-hmm. 222 00:09:38,559 --> 00:09:40,759 Sam: That's weird. 223 00:09:40,828 --> 00:09:43,398 Are you texting her right now? - No. 224 00:09:45,332 --> 00:09:47,869 Okay. 225 00:09:48,869 --> 00:09:53,405 Big... cunt... energy... 226 00:09:53,474 --> 00:09:54,973 Exclamation point. 227 00:09:57,712 --> 00:09:59,510 Whoa! What's happenin' over here? 228 00:09:59,579 --> 00:10:02,741 Oh, well, that is a birthday present I bought for myself, 229 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:05,584 but I can't figure out how not to make the text go on it. 230 00:10:05,653 --> 00:10:07,085 - It's nice. - You just... 231 00:10:07,154 --> 00:10:08,887 Well, it's just probably synced to your phone. 232 00:10:08,956 --> 00:10:10,556 - Hm. - Here, gimme your phone. 233 00:10:10,625 --> 00:10:11,757 - No. - Why not? 234 00:10:11,826 --> 00:10:13,091 I'm not giving you my phone! 235 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:14,192 W-Why? 236 00:10:14,261 --> 00:10:16,128 Because you'll just take pictures of your boobs 237 00:10:16,197 --> 00:10:17,629 - or something! - Oh, my God, Tricia! 238 00:10:17,698 --> 00:10:19,097 I did that... once. 239 00:10:19,166 --> 00:10:21,967 It was more than once, but whatever. 240 00:10:22,036 --> 00:10:24,302 I got nice tits, sorry. 241 00:10:24,371 --> 00:10:27,438 It also plays music, if you're interested. 242 00:10:27,507 --> 00:10:29,840 - Seriously? Sick. - Mm-hmm. 243 00:10:29,909 --> 00:10:32,981 Oh, my God, I can't believe I just said "sick." 244 00:10:34,409 --> 00:10:37,448 Oh. Okay. 245 00:10:37,517 --> 00:10:39,117 I get what you're doing here. 246 00:10:39,186 --> 00:10:41,920 - Oh no. Mm-mmm. - Yeah, it's nice and smooth, Tricia. 247 00:10:41,989 --> 00:10:42,954 Oh, I like these edges. 248 00:10:43,023 --> 00:10:45,190 If you go all the way down, 249 00:10:45,259 --> 00:10:46,992 feel all the way around, 250 00:10:47,061 --> 00:10:49,828 and you take the doors, and you open 'em up... 251 00:10:49,897 --> 00:10:52,330 And, oh! Oh, there you go. 252 00:10:52,399 --> 00:10:54,500 And then you can just take your hot little-- - So gross. 253 00:10:54,568 --> 00:10:55,533 Oh, no, no, no. 254 00:10:55,602 --> 00:10:57,802 Oh God, is this-- 255 00:10:57,871 --> 00:10:59,471 Is this you trying to make me believe in love again? 256 00:10:59,540 --> 00:11:02,440 - Is that what that looks like? - Oh, well, if it is, I'll stop. 257 00:11:02,509 --> 00:11:06,845 Unlike you, I actually do believe in love, so... - Well, that's gross. 258 00:11:06,914 --> 00:11:09,180 So, did you nuke the butter? 259 00:11:09,249 --> 00:11:10,683 Yes. How'd you know? 260 00:11:10,752 --> 00:11:12,050 Because it looks like a cow patty. 261 00:11:12,119 --> 00:11:13,884 Sam: Well, that's what I was going for. 262 00:11:13,953 --> 00:11:16,989 Just a big hot dump for your birthday. - 263 00:11:17,058 --> 00:11:19,224 Do you have any candles so we can celebrate? 264 00:11:19,293 --> 00:11:21,860 No, let's just put our faces in it. - Yes! 265 00:11:21,929 --> 00:11:25,697 Just like that, it was finally signed into law 266 00:11:25,766 --> 00:11:28,133 by President Franklin Pierce. 267 00:11:28,202 --> 00:11:30,735 I could listen to you talk about the Kansas-Nebraska Act 268 00:11:30,804 --> 00:11:33,605 - all day. - I feel like you just did! 269 00:11:35,309 --> 00:11:38,313 I really enjoyed every second of it. For real. 270 00:11:41,348 --> 00:11:42,647 This cabin is typical 271 00:11:42,716 --> 00:11:45,020 of the first settlers of Riley County. 272 00:11:45,919 --> 00:11:48,587 Usually, the windows were built 273 00:11:48,656 --> 00:11:51,022 with greased paper windows 274 00:11:51,091 --> 00:11:54,292 and holes in the roof for smoke, 275 00:11:54,361 --> 00:11:56,965 so the chimney and fireplace didn't-- 276 00:12:15,748 --> 00:12:18,784 I don't wanna move things too fast, but... 277 00:12:18,853 --> 00:12:20,719 would you like to go to the pancake feed 278 00:12:20,788 --> 00:12:22,621 with me on Saturday? 279 00:12:22,690 --> 00:12:25,991 - Yeah. I would. - Yeah? 280 00:12:26,060 --> 00:12:29,627 But, I might need food before Saturday, if you want. 281 00:12:29,696 --> 00:12:32,834 Do you wanna go to The Chef? 282 00:12:34,168 --> 00:12:36,229 Yes. Yes. 283 00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:37,736 Um... Yes, totally. 284 00:12:37,805 --> 00:12:39,272 - If you don't want to-- - No, no, no, no. 285 00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:40,872 I love The Chef. 286 00:12:40,941 --> 00:12:43,074 I love their house-made strawberry jam. 287 00:12:45,212 --> 00:12:48,547 - Oh... - Yeah, me, too. Me, too. 288 00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:54,085 The recipe called for half a cup of sour cream, 289 00:12:54,154 --> 00:12:55,721 but I just put the whole fuckin' thing in. 290 00:12:55,790 --> 00:12:57,155 Nice and tangy, right? 291 00:12:57,224 --> 00:13:00,062 Mm-hmm. It's also... 292 00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:03,929 It's like it's wet. 293 00:13:03,998 --> 00:13:05,697 Well, wet is never bad. 294 00:13:05,766 --> 00:13:07,466 Oh, you should put that on a pillow. 295 00:13:07,535 --> 00:13:10,303 Mm. 296 00:13:11,872 --> 00:13:13,772 You know what? I mean... 297 00:13:13,841 --> 00:13:15,441 I'm just gonna go for it this year. 298 00:13:15,510 --> 00:13:16,875 Just, like, go for it. 299 00:13:16,944 --> 00:13:19,243 Like, if it makes me happy, 300 00:13:19,312 --> 00:13:20,979 just F everybody else, you know? 301 00:13:21,048 --> 00:13:22,480 - Good. - Yeah. I mean, like, 302 00:13:22,549 --> 00:13:24,749 I can barely keep up with these orders as it is, you know? 303 00:13:28,756 --> 00:13:30,355 You know, this is a take or leave, 304 00:13:30,424 --> 00:13:32,491 but you could call your new company... 305 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:35,060 Charity Cases. 306 00:13:35,129 --> 00:13:36,961 - Oh, my God. - Come on! That's not bad, right? 307 00:13:37,030 --> 00:13:38,162 It's really good. 308 00:13:38,231 --> 00:13:40,232 - It's really good! - She's thinkin' about it. 309 00:13:40,301 --> 00:13:42,537 I mean, I can't, but maybe I can. 310 00:13:48,376 --> 00:13:49,611 Well... 311 00:13:50,478 --> 00:13:53,115 thank you for... 312 00:13:56,383 --> 00:13:59,017 What, for the shitty cake? 313 00:13:59,086 --> 00:14:00,679 No, I like the cake. Thank you for the cake 314 00:14:00,748 --> 00:14:03,325 and for just making this whole day... 315 00:14:04,158 --> 00:14:05,994 less shitty. 316 00:14:08,061 --> 00:14:09,664 I've been, like... 317 00:14:10,465 --> 00:14:12,063 really... 318 00:14:12,132 --> 00:14:13,565 just kind of dreading this birthday. 319 00:14:13,634 --> 00:14:16,334 Like, actually kind of really freaking out about it, you know? 320 00:14:16,403 --> 00:14:18,440 - Yeah. Hm. - 47. 321 00:14:19,807 --> 00:14:21,977 Yeah, it's a big one. 322 00:14:22,843 --> 00:14:24,376 Well, yeah, but, I mean, 323 00:14:24,445 --> 00:14:27,449 Holly was diagnosed when she was 47, I mean... 324 00:14:30,117 --> 00:14:33,121 It's just... It's just so unfair, and... 325 00:14:35,622 --> 00:14:39,294 I just feel like it's never gonna be easier, you know? 326 00:14:42,724 --> 00:14:45,600 Holly was 48, Tricia. 327 00:14:47,462 --> 00:14:50,435 When she was diagnosed. 328 00:14:50,504 --> 00:14:53,538 Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry. I don't know why I said. 329 00:14:53,607 --> 00:14:56,707 No, what-- You said 47. What are you talking about? 330 00:14:56,776 --> 00:14:59,411 I know, I just misspoke. It's not a big deal. - No, you didn't. 331 00:14:59,479 --> 00:15:02,350 I mean, what is it you're not telling me? 332 00:15:06,153 --> 00:15:09,491 She was 47, Sam, when she was diagnosed. 333 00:15:11,291 --> 00:15:13,661 - What? - Tricia: She was 47. 334 00:15:14,595 --> 00:15:15,861 - No, she wasn't. - Yeah. 335 00:15:15,930 --> 00:15:17,162 She, um... 336 00:15:17,231 --> 00:15:19,759 She didn't want to worry you. 337 00:15:19,828 --> 00:15:22,067 She felt like she had it all under control. 338 00:15:22,136 --> 00:15:24,535 She wanted to try to beat it naturally. 339 00:15:24,604 --> 00:15:27,705 Well, you can't... You can't beat cancer naturally. 340 00:15:27,774 --> 00:15:30,575 Who told her-- Who told her that she could do that? 341 00:15:30,644 --> 00:15:33,311 I mean, it was her choice. 342 00:15:33,380 --> 00:15:34,579 Well, why would she tell you and not me? 343 00:15:34,648 --> 00:15:36,214 - I never would've allowed that! - Because, Sam, 344 00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:37,749 she didn't think you could handle it. 345 00:15:37,818 --> 00:15:39,751 Oh my-- I could handle it! 346 00:15:39,820 --> 00:15:41,623 Oh, my God. 347 00:15:43,023 --> 00:15:46,057 You must have loved keeping this from me! 348 00:15:46,126 --> 00:15:47,859 - What? No! - Oh, yes. 349 00:15:47,928 --> 00:15:49,427 Sam, I wanted to tell you. 350 00:15:49,496 --> 00:15:51,791 I couldn't because I promised her. 351 00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:54,867 I thought that she should tell you, but... 352 00:15:54,936 --> 00:15:57,301 of-of course she wanted to protect you, Sam, 353 00:15:57,370 --> 00:15:58,370 'cause she was your protector. 354 00:15:58,439 --> 00:15:59,774 She always wanted to protect you. 355 00:16:01,975 --> 00:16:03,307 But... 356 00:16:03,376 --> 00:16:06,714 I mean, please don't forget that I was her sister, too. 357 00:16:07,915 --> 00:16:09,948 I mean, I lost her, too. 358 00:16:10,017 --> 00:16:12,587 And I miss her, too. 359 00:16:14,822 --> 00:16:16,054 But, you know, there's just no point 360 00:16:16,123 --> 00:16:17,690 in us getting upset about it right now. 361 00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:19,458 Oh, it's too late. 362 00:16:20,995 --> 00:16:22,293 - Sam. - What? 363 00:16:22,362 --> 00:16:24,096 Don't do this. Just stay here. 364 00:16:24,165 --> 00:16:25,363 Please stay here so we can talk it out. 365 00:16:25,432 --> 00:16:27,365 What do you wanna talk about, Tricia? 366 00:16:27,434 --> 00:16:29,601 You lied, she lied, and now I'm upset! 367 00:16:29,670 --> 00:16:31,136 - What else can I do for you? - Okay. Okay. 368 00:16:31,205 --> 00:16:33,671 Sam, this is what you do when you get upset. 369 00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:35,473 When you get mad, when you feel like someone's made 370 00:16:35,542 --> 00:16:37,109 a tiny mistake, you cut them out. 371 00:16:37,178 --> 00:16:39,978 Oh, oh, no, no, no, this-- this is not tiny! 372 00:16:40,047 --> 00:16:43,315 This is what you do! You cut people out, Sam! 373 00:16:43,384 --> 00:16:46,421 You cannot keep doing that! There won't be anybody left! 374 00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:50,788 Actually, you know what? Just leave. 375 00:16:50,857 --> 00:16:53,491 I'm so sick of giving a shit about you! - Fucking... Fine. 376 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:55,327 - Tricia: And you know what? - Sam: What? 377 00:16:55,396 --> 00:16:56,528 This is why you're always alone! 378 00:16:56,597 --> 00:16:58,766 Oh! Well, guess what? We're both alone! 379 00:17:31,098 --> 00:17:34,232 - Darlene: Hi, Sam. - Hi. 380 00:17:34,301 --> 00:17:35,600 I hope you don't mind me coming by. 381 00:17:35,669 --> 00:17:39,404 I wanted to bring you your tape of your last lesson. 382 00:17:39,473 --> 00:17:41,740 - Oh. - In case you ever wanna practice on your own. 383 00:17:41,809 --> 00:17:43,345 Thank you. 384 00:17:45,111 --> 00:17:48,480 Yeah, I'm really sorry that I ran out like that. I just-- - It's okay. 385 00:17:48,549 --> 00:17:50,185 I get it. 386 00:17:51,686 --> 00:17:53,084 You have a big heart, 387 00:17:53,153 --> 00:17:56,591 and when you sing, it-it's right here. 388 00:17:58,491 --> 00:18:00,728 I know how overwhelming that can be. 389 00:18:01,662 --> 00:18:02,626 Isn't it strange? 390 00:18:02,695 --> 00:18:05,997 Something that brings us so much joy can... 391 00:18:06,066 --> 00:18:08,670 almost be too much to bear. 392 00:18:09,837 --> 00:18:12,070 Yeah. 393 00:18:12,139 --> 00:18:15,610 Well, you have the tape. If you need anything... 394 00:18:16,944 --> 00:18:18,346 I'm always here. 395 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,182 Thank you. 396 00:18:21,082 --> 00:18:22,617 You're welcome. 397 00:18:25,653 --> 00:18:26,721 Darlene: Hm. 398 00:18:38,165 --> 00:18:40,164 Keep singing, Sam. 399 00:18:40,233 --> 00:18:43,471 - We need you. - Okay. 400 00:21:34,508 --> 00:21:37,475 Such a good-lookin' fridge. Damn. 401 00:21:37,544 --> 00:21:40,012 I mean, how the fuck are you supposed to-- 402 00:21:42,682 --> 00:21:44,482 ♪ Show some emotion... ♪ 403 00:21:44,551 --> 00:21:47,185 Oh, this is a good song though. 404 00:21:47,254 --> 00:21:50,489 ♪ Put expression in your eyes ♪ 405 00:21:50,558 --> 00:21:53,324 ♪ Light up ♪ 406 00:21:53,393 --> 00:21:56,064 ♪ If you're feeling happy ♪ 407 00:21:58,865 --> 00:22:02,334 ♪ But if it's bad then let those tears roll down ♪ 408 00:22:06,207 --> 00:22:08,143 You know what? Fuck it. 409 00:22:11,245 --> 00:22:14,746 ♪ Someone choking up inside ♪ 410 00:22:14,815 --> 00:22:16,580 ♪ Some poor souls dying ♪ 411 00:22:16,649 --> 00:22:19,517 Credit where credit is due, you bitch, you! 412 00:22:19,586 --> 00:22:21,419 Big ol' boy. 413 00:22:21,488 --> 00:22:23,188 ♪ They got no place to lie ♪ 414 00:22:23,257 --> 00:22:25,357 I'll figure out how to work you. 415 00:22:25,426 --> 00:22:28,160 Don't worry. 416 00:22:28,229 --> 00:22:30,032 You know what? Let's make it official. 417 00:22:31,832 --> 00:22:34,069 You're stayin' here with me, boy! 418 00:22:35,069 --> 00:22:36,034 Woo! 419 00:23:12,906 --> 00:23:14,738 Can I get anything started for you? - Uh... 420 00:23:14,807 --> 00:23:16,675 No, just some coffee. I'm waiting for Joel. 421 00:23:16,744 --> 00:23:20,048 Oh! I-I've got something for him. 422 00:23:29,657 --> 00:23:31,217 Joel left this yesterday 423 00:23:31,286 --> 00:23:33,291 when he was here with Mr. Schraeder. 424 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:36,294 - Mr. Schraeder? - Yep. 425 00:23:36,363 --> 00:23:39,197 Do you wanna hear the specials? 426 00:23:39,266 --> 00:23:41,066 Nah, I'm good. 427 00:23:41,135 --> 00:23:42,770 - Thanks, Jimmy. - Yeah. 428 00:24:09,196 --> 00:24:12,097 - Oh hey, is Sam here yet? - Sam just left. 429 00:24:12,166 --> 00:24:15,003 I gave her your windbreaker and an egg benny to go. 430 00:24:22,577 --> 00:24:23,946 Shit. 431 00:25:05,886 --> 00:25:07,889 Brought you a cinnamon roll. 432 00:25:09,623 --> 00:25:12,594 They were just out of the oven. 433 00:25:15,129 --> 00:25:16,264 I'm good. 434 00:25:25,339 --> 00:25:26,608 There's your windbreaker. 435 00:25:29,109 --> 00:25:30,345 Thank you. 436 00:25:35,115 --> 00:25:38,786 Well, I guess the secret's out. 437 00:25:41,388 --> 00:25:44,993 I think I'm seeing someone? 438 00:25:48,829 --> 00:25:50,765 You know who it is? 439 00:25:51,732 --> 00:25:53,969 SLS. 440 00:25:54,769 --> 00:25:56,704 Jesus Christ. 441 00:26:02,977 --> 00:26:05,013 I think you'd like him, actually. 442 00:26:07,615 --> 00:26:09,051 He's really great. 443 00:26:11,050 --> 00:26:14,289 - Maybe we could all go to-- - Just take your windbreaker and go. 444 00:26:20,528 --> 00:26:22,164 - Sam-- - No. 445 00:26:23,130 --> 00:26:24,699 Go. 446 00:26:30,571 --> 00:26:34,009 - You can go. - I'm going. I'm going. 447 00:27:38,172 --> 00:27:41,239 ♪ Summer's end is around the bend ♪ 448 00:27:41,308 --> 00:27:44,703 ♪ Just flyin' ♪ 449 00:27:44,772 --> 00:27:47,846 ♪ The swimming suits are on the line ♪ 450 00:27:47,915 --> 00:27:50,352 ♪ Just dryin' ♪ 451 00:27:51,551 --> 00:27:53,417 ♪ I'll meet you there ♪ 452 00:27:53,486 --> 00:27:57,125 ♪ Per our conversation ♪ 453 00:27:58,158 --> 00:28:00,424 ♪ I hope I didn't ruin ♪ 454 00:28:00,493 --> 00:28:04,495 ♪ Your whole vacation ♪ 455 00:28:04,564 --> 00:28:06,398 ♪ Well, you never know ♪ 456 00:28:06,467 --> 00:28:11,303 ♪ How far from home you're feelin' ♪ 457 00:28:11,372 --> 00:28:13,938 ♪ Until you've watched the shadows ♪ 458 00:28:14,007 --> 00:28:17,145 ♪ Cross the ceilin' ♪ 459 00:28:18,045 --> 00:28:19,811 ♪ Well, I don't know ♪ 460 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:24,086 ♪ But I can see it snowing ♪ 461 00:28:24,952 --> 00:28:26,421 ♪ In your car... ♪