1 00:00:09,123 --> 00:00:10,322 Oh, my God, you're up. 2 00:00:10,391 --> 00:00:12,991 - Good morn'ting. - Good morn'ting. 3 00:00:13,060 --> 00:00:15,126 - How long you been awake? - Couple hours. 4 00:00:15,195 --> 00:00:16,628 Actually, I already have your coffee. 5 00:00:16,697 --> 00:00:19,965 - Oh. - And I got you some road snacks. 6 00:00:20,034 --> 00:00:22,600 Joel, you know I'm not much of a morning eater. 7 00:00:22,669 --> 00:00:25,937 Bad little puddy cat, what's in here? 8 00:00:26,006 --> 00:00:29,174 Oh, my God. A muffin, a scone... 9 00:00:29,243 --> 00:00:30,408 And is that a bagel bite? 10 00:00:30,477 --> 00:00:32,214 Come here, you little honey. 11 00:00:33,014 --> 00:00:34,545 Oh, my God. 12 00:00:34,614 --> 00:00:37,415 That is delicious. 13 00:00:37,484 --> 00:00:38,883 I'm almost beginning to believe 14 00:00:38,952 --> 00:00:40,218 that you really care about me, Joel. 15 00:00:40,287 --> 00:00:42,120 Sam! 16 00:00:42,189 --> 00:00:44,822 I just wanna make today a little easier for you. 17 00:00:44,891 --> 00:00:47,425 It's gonna be fine. I'll be great. - 18 00:00:47,494 --> 00:00:49,494 But are you gonna be okay without me? 19 00:00:49,563 --> 00:00:51,295 Yeah, I'm gonna run some errands. 20 00:00:51,364 --> 00:00:53,631 I have to flip my house, blah, blah, blah. 21 00:00:53,700 --> 00:00:56,304 And I'm thinking maybe I'll get some steps. 22 00:00:57,700 --> 00:00:58,970 Excuse me? 23 00:00:59,039 --> 00:01:01,006 Joel, no! Come on! 24 00:01:01,075 --> 00:01:02,206 I'm gonna be stuck in a car all day. 25 00:01:02,275 --> 00:01:04,404 I'm in a deficit. Don't get that many. 26 00:01:04,473 --> 00:01:05,510 Okay, fine. 27 00:01:05,579 --> 00:01:07,913 I-I'll heave my body into a shopping cart 28 00:01:07,982 --> 00:01:09,347 and have someone push me around all day. 29 00:01:09,416 --> 00:01:11,149 My feet won't touch the ground. 30 00:01:11,218 --> 00:01:13,385 - Great. - Great. 31 00:01:13,454 --> 00:01:17,255 Alright. You need me to finish? 32 00:01:17,324 --> 00:01:19,157 Yeah. 33 00:01:19,226 --> 00:01:21,492 I know I need to finish it on my own one day, 34 00:01:21,561 --> 00:01:23,694 - but I just don't get it. - Let's go to the back. 35 00:01:23,763 --> 00:01:26,331 People think just because I got tits I ain't got no brains. 36 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:27,732 Wait, that's the answers! 37 00:01:27,801 --> 00:01:30,769 Oh, that's why it's so easy. 38 00:01:45,319 --> 00:01:47,619 Mary Jo: When are we getting our stuff back? 39 00:01:47,688 --> 00:01:49,620 What do you mean? 40 00:01:49,689 --> 00:01:52,590 Mary Jo: 'Cause those assholes will steal it. - No, they won't, Mom. 41 00:01:52,659 --> 00:01:56,227 Mary Jo: I can drive back tomorrow. - 42 00:01:56,296 --> 00:01:58,429 Okay, thank you. 43 00:01:58,498 --> 00:01:59,797 Um... 44 00:01:59,866 --> 00:02:02,634 D-did you not tell her she's going to Wichita? 45 00:02:02,703 --> 00:02:04,169 Oh. Uh... 46 00:02:04,238 --> 00:02:06,608 No, that's up to the family to talk about. 47 00:02:07,475 --> 00:02:08,610 Fuck. 48 00:02:10,410 --> 00:02:11,910 I mean, we're fucked. 49 00:02:11,979 --> 00:02:14,179 Okay, no. Um... 50 00:02:14,248 --> 00:02:16,214 Well, I'm just gonna tell her. 51 00:02:16,283 --> 00:02:18,653 - You're just gonna tell her? - Yep. 52 00:02:21,021 --> 00:02:22,988 Hey, Mom, you're not going home. You're going to Wichita. 53 00:02:23,057 --> 00:02:26,191 You have been a nightmare, and we have to fix your meds. 54 00:02:26,260 --> 00:02:27,795 - Okay? So. - Uh... 55 00:02:28,424 --> 00:02:29,427 Ooh! 56 00:02:29,496 --> 00:02:30,728 That was impressive. 57 00:02:30,797 --> 00:02:33,298 Yeah, well, I have shit to do, so... Here. 58 00:02:33,367 --> 00:02:34,565 What, am I driving? 59 00:02:34,634 --> 00:02:36,234 - Yes, you're driving. - But you hate my driving! 60 00:02:36,303 --> 00:02:37,472 Just drive! 61 00:02:38,605 --> 00:02:40,542 Well, don't pick on me. 62 00:03:37,331 --> 00:03:39,262 What am I doing? 63 00:03:39,934 --> 00:03:40,969 What am I doing? 64 00:04:07,562 --> 00:04:09,831 What am I doing? No. 65 00:04:19,641 --> 00:04:21,506 Well, I haven't been to Wichita 66 00:04:21,575 --> 00:04:23,141 since we used to go there for swim meets. 67 00:04:27,347 --> 00:04:28,714 What's that place we used to stop at? 68 00:04:28,783 --> 00:04:31,315 Get that okra and shit. 69 00:04:31,384 --> 00:04:33,584 - What, Olpe Home Cooking? - Yes. 70 00:04:33,653 --> 00:04:35,421 Oh, my God, I love that place. 71 00:04:37,257 --> 00:04:39,827 So... good. 72 00:04:42,096 --> 00:04:43,796 Pull over. I need cigarettes. 73 00:04:43,865 --> 00:04:46,131 We're not stopping for cigarettes, Mom. 74 00:04:50,137 --> 00:04:51,870 You're not my mother. 75 00:04:54,141 --> 00:04:56,945 Your husband left you. 76 00:04:58,613 --> 00:05:01,079 And you never, ever... 77 00:05:01,148 --> 00:05:03,952 ever even had a husband. 78 00:05:05,219 --> 00:05:08,556 Well, we're still not stopping for cigarettes, Mom. 79 00:05:09,790 --> 00:05:11,824 And she lives right over there. 80 00:05:11,893 --> 00:05:13,658 And so, I was close to the church. 81 00:05:13,727 --> 00:05:15,360 I was able to just walk over, 82 00:05:15,429 --> 00:05:18,563 but it was really something. 83 00:05:18,632 --> 00:05:22,634 I've never seen an allergic reaction like that. 84 00:05:22,703 --> 00:05:24,706 I'm sorry Sheila wasn't here today. 85 00:05:26,206 --> 00:05:28,610 Well, good to see you. Take care. 86 00:05:32,079 --> 00:05:33,745 Joel! 87 00:05:33,814 --> 00:05:36,314 Oh, my God... Hey! 88 00:05:36,383 --> 00:05:39,687 I saw you sitting there in your LeSabre. 89 00:05:40,555 --> 00:05:42,421 Well, 'cause, um... 90 00:05:42,490 --> 00:05:43,655 You know... 91 00:05:43,724 --> 00:05:46,725 Uh, 'cause I got a phone call, and then, um... 92 00:05:46,794 --> 00:05:48,193 And then, I wanted to text back, 93 00:05:48,262 --> 00:05:49,560 but I don't like to text and drive. 94 00:05:49,629 --> 00:05:51,530 So, I just pulled in here, and I texted them back. 95 00:05:51,599 --> 00:05:52,864 And now, you know, 96 00:05:52,933 --> 00:05:55,667 just going around, doing stuff today. 97 00:05:55,736 --> 00:05:57,368 I don't text and drive either. 98 00:05:57,437 --> 00:05:59,371 - Oh, that's so good. - Yeah. 99 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:00,675 Yeah. 100 00:06:02,575 --> 00:06:04,376 - Do you wanna-- - I-- Oh sorry, you go ahead. 101 00:06:04,445 --> 00:06:06,311 You want a coffee? 102 00:06:06,380 --> 00:06:08,050 Oh, I have a coffee. 103 00:06:08,882 --> 00:06:10,048 Cookie? 104 00:06:10,117 --> 00:06:12,620 It's fellowship hour. 105 00:06:16,023 --> 00:06:17,125 Um... 106 00:06:17,858 --> 00:06:19,753 That's okay. 107 00:06:21,194 --> 00:06:23,957 Want some... gum? 108 00:06:24,026 --> 00:06:25,700 Sure. 109 00:06:27,368 --> 00:06:28,767 Oh wow. 110 00:06:28,836 --> 00:06:30,534 God, Wrigley's. I used to get these 111 00:06:30,603 --> 00:06:32,570 in my Christmas stocking growing up. 112 00:06:32,639 --> 00:06:35,439 It's a real throwback. Thank you. - Yeah? 113 00:06:35,508 --> 00:06:37,980 You're welcome. Can we, uh... 114 00:06:39,646 --> 00:06:43,585 You can never really go wrong with the classics. 115 00:06:48,422 --> 00:06:50,255 How about a walk? 116 00:06:50,324 --> 00:06:52,760 It's such a nice day. 117 00:06:53,495 --> 00:06:55,160 Um, yeah. Sure. 118 00:06:55,229 --> 00:06:56,131 Yeah? 119 00:06:56,897 --> 00:06:58,029 Yeah. 120 00:06:58,098 --> 00:06:58,897 You're turning that off? 121 00:06:58,966 --> 00:07:01,333 You won't get credit for your steps. 122 00:07:01,402 --> 00:07:04,436 Oh, it just makes my arm feel tingly. 123 00:07:06,273 --> 00:07:07,675 - Hm? - Yeah. 124 00:07:17,417 --> 00:07:20,052 God, this is a boring state. 125 00:07:21,755 --> 00:07:24,756 - I don't think so. - Mary Jo: There's nothin' to look at. 126 00:07:24,825 --> 00:07:27,626 Mom, you love Kansas. 127 00:07:27,695 --> 00:07:29,531 Mary Jo: Who said? 128 00:07:33,234 --> 00:07:35,266 I love New York. 129 00:07:35,335 --> 00:07:37,902 - You've never been to New York. - Mary Jo: You don't know. 130 00:07:37,971 --> 00:07:40,438 - You hate cities. - Mary Jo: You don't know. 131 00:07:40,507 --> 00:07:41,940 Oh, my God, I'm gonna pull into a semi 132 00:07:42,009 --> 00:07:43,875 in about five minutes. 133 00:07:43,944 --> 00:07:45,810 - You're driving too fast. - Sam: Oh, my God. 134 00:07:45,879 --> 00:07:47,579 - Mom... Would you-- - Slow down! 135 00:07:47,648 --> 00:07:51,077 You are, like, 20 miles over the limit. - Just please! 136 00:07:51,146 --> 00:07:52,916 It's fine. 137 00:07:52,985 --> 00:07:54,852 Well, I mean, do you wanna get a ticket? Do you want that? 138 00:07:54,921 --> 00:07:57,956 You have to get a little thing on your license. - 139 00:07:58,025 --> 00:07:59,457 I don't care. 140 00:07:59,526 --> 00:08:01,392 I just wanna get this over with. 141 00:08:01,461 --> 00:08:04,630 Mary Jo: You can just drop me and go off and have your fun. 142 00:08:04,699 --> 00:08:07,393 Yeah... 143 00:08:07,462 --> 00:08:10,068 I'm having a great time. Trish, you having fun? 144 00:08:10,137 --> 00:08:11,639 Oh, my God, so fun. 145 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:14,673 I wanna go home, 146 00:08:14,742 --> 00:08:16,141 but you won't let me. 147 00:08:16,210 --> 00:08:18,777 Won't let you? What are you talking about? 148 00:08:18,846 --> 00:08:20,579 You know, Mom, this is not our fault. 149 00:08:20,648 --> 00:08:22,114 This is not Dad's fault. 150 00:08:22,183 --> 00:08:23,948 This is your fault! 151 00:08:24,017 --> 00:08:26,251 You kept drinking when they told you not to, 152 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:27,451 and then you had a stroke, 153 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:28,886 just like the doctor said you would. 154 00:08:28,955 --> 00:08:31,889 - Sam... - I'm-- Well, it's true! And now, and now... 155 00:08:31,958 --> 00:08:34,825 and now, you treat everybody around you like shit, 156 00:08:34,894 --> 00:08:38,196 especially the one person that will tolerate you. 157 00:08:38,265 --> 00:08:42,034 I mean, and then-- and then, you block him from visiting you? 158 00:08:42,103 --> 00:08:44,837 Do you know that you broke his fucking heart? 159 00:08:44,906 --> 00:08:47,771 Just please be quiet and let me drive. 160 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:50,108 I can't wait to get you there. 161 00:08:50,177 --> 00:08:53,315 And turn off your fucking phone! Seriously! - Shit. Okay. 162 00:08:59,786 --> 00:09:02,024 - Mary Jo: We used to go-- - Oh, my God. 163 00:09:05,559 --> 00:09:08,259 I always tell my kids, do what makes you happy 164 00:09:08,328 --> 00:09:09,828 and you can't lose. 165 00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:13,264 And I love teaching, of course. And woodwork. 166 00:09:13,333 --> 00:09:15,601 But... I don't know. 167 00:09:15,670 --> 00:09:18,737 I really love singing. 168 00:09:18,806 --> 00:09:21,474 I felt a little silly at first. 169 00:09:21,543 --> 00:09:23,674 And then I thought, why not? 170 00:09:23,743 --> 00:09:27,779 Who says I-I can't take voice lessons at my age? 171 00:09:27,848 --> 00:09:29,480 So, I called Darlene up, 172 00:09:29,549 --> 00:09:31,917 and I've been seeing her ever since. 173 00:09:31,986 --> 00:09:34,485 Hm. How long has that been? 174 00:09:34,554 --> 00:09:38,491 Oh... five years now? Yeah. 175 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:40,659 You're really good. 176 00:09:40,728 --> 00:09:43,562 No. No, I'm not. 177 00:09:43,631 --> 00:09:45,900 No... No. 178 00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:48,834 Well, you're very passionate! 179 00:09:48,903 --> 00:09:52,003 True! I am very committed, 180 00:09:52,072 --> 00:09:55,340 but I know I'm not a good singer. - 181 00:09:55,409 --> 00:09:57,543 Who cares? I love it. 182 00:09:57,612 --> 00:09:59,612 - Yeah. - And... 183 00:09:59,681 --> 00:10:01,880 the kids seem to get a kick 184 00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:04,682 out of old grandpa really goin' for it. 185 00:10:04,751 --> 00:10:07,722 And it's good for them to see that. - 186 00:10:08,689 --> 00:10:10,125 Plus... 187 00:10:11,291 --> 00:10:16,094 - I think I'm Darlene's favorite. - Oh! 188 00:10:16,163 --> 00:10:20,732 I will deny it if you ever tell anyone I said that. 189 00:10:20,801 --> 00:10:23,568 Alright. I guess it'll just be our little secret. 190 00:10:23,637 --> 00:10:25,437 Alright. 191 00:10:32,512 --> 00:10:36,181 Um, so, do we-- do we go in there with her or how... 192 00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:37,248 Oh, it's up to you. 193 00:10:37,317 --> 00:10:39,883 We have all the paperwork and everything. 194 00:10:39,952 --> 00:10:42,120 Sometimes, it's easier to say goodbye out here, 195 00:10:42,189 --> 00:10:43,425 but, you know... 196 00:10:44,592 --> 00:10:46,792 - Um... - Alright. 197 00:10:46,861 --> 00:10:48,296 Love you, Mom. 198 00:10:50,430 --> 00:10:52,234 Okay, Mom. It's gonna be okay. 199 00:10:53,167 --> 00:10:55,033 We love you. 200 00:10:55,102 --> 00:10:56,901 Just take good care of her. 201 00:10:56,970 --> 00:10:59,407 We will. Ready, Mary Jo? 202 00:11:03,144 --> 00:11:04,212 Bye, Mom. 203 00:11:21,328 --> 00:11:22,760 I know Dad would've wanted to be here, 204 00:11:22,829 --> 00:11:26,068 but... this would've been torture for him. 205 00:11:30,903 --> 00:11:34,142 You think the good part of Mom is ever gonna come back? 206 00:11:41,349 --> 00:11:42,384 No. 207 00:11:55,729 --> 00:11:58,196 Joel: Hi, this is Joel. Leave a message. 208 00:11:58,265 --> 00:12:00,766 Hey, I don't know where you are, but tonight is no longer 209 00:12:00,835 --> 00:12:03,071 a designated non-drinking night. Call me. 210 00:12:15,816 --> 00:12:17,415 Hey. 211 00:12:17,484 --> 00:12:19,745 What are you... W-What's going on? What is that? 212 00:12:19,814 --> 00:12:21,920 I don't know, I'm just focusing on my heart health. 213 00:12:21,989 --> 00:12:23,821 Oh. Alright. 214 00:12:23,890 --> 00:12:26,424 Hey, are you on Bumble or something? What is that? 215 00:12:26,493 --> 00:12:28,659 No! I'm not on Bumble. It's nothing. Don't worry about it. 216 00:12:28,728 --> 00:12:30,595 No, it's definitely something, and if you didn't want me 217 00:12:30,664 --> 00:12:32,930 to know about it, you should've turned your fuckin' ringer off. 218 00:12:32,999 --> 00:12:35,394 But now I know, now I'm invested. 219 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:37,305 Just tell me what's goin' on. 220 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:41,376 What's the big deal? 221 00:12:43,343 --> 00:12:46,014 Oh, my God... Oh, my God, did you make that? 222 00:12:46,614 --> 00:12:48,780 I did, yeah. 223 00:12:48,849 --> 00:12:51,817 Are you selling "lying cunt" pillows? 224 00:12:51,886 --> 00:12:53,251 Yes, I didn't mean to-- 225 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:55,748 - Tricia! - I know! It just happened. 226 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,788 - Wow. - After I found out about Rick and Charity, 227 00:12:57,857 --> 00:13:01,627 I made one, and then got really mad again, 228 00:13:01,696 --> 00:13:03,361 and posted it on my Finsta. 229 00:13:03,430 --> 00:13:05,897 And then, someone famous reposted it, 230 00:13:05,966 --> 00:13:08,166 and now-- I mean, I can't keep up! It's insane. 231 00:13:08,235 --> 00:13:09,100 Oh, my God. 232 00:13:09,169 --> 00:13:10,997 Did you give one of those to Charity? 233 00:13:11,066 --> 00:13:12,103 No! 234 00:13:12,172 --> 00:13:14,673 I just put it in the store where she could see it. 235 00:13:14,742 --> 00:13:16,875 Holy shit, Tricia. 236 00:13:16,944 --> 00:13:19,644 Wow. And you have a Finsta. 237 00:13:19,713 --> 00:13:22,780 Well, it's a good outlet for my rage, you know? - Yeah. 238 00:13:22,849 --> 00:13:25,316 I don't know, I mean... I think you could make 239 00:13:25,385 --> 00:13:27,786 a ton of money on that. You're sittin' on a gold mine. 240 00:13:27,855 --> 00:13:29,687 Oh! I don't know what to do. 241 00:13:29,756 --> 00:13:32,024 Well, what do you mean? You're doing it! 242 00:13:32,093 --> 00:13:34,192 - No, I can't-- - You are doing it, Tricia! 243 00:13:34,261 --> 00:13:36,294 - I cannot do this. This is not-- - Of course, you can. 244 00:13:36,363 --> 00:13:38,429 This isn't a business! This is like making porn! 245 00:13:38,498 --> 00:13:40,331 - It's not porn. - I mean, this is just too embarrassing. 246 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,800 - This is not who I am. - Well, I mean, but it is. 247 00:13:42,869 --> 00:13:46,037 I mean, you made it, and it's fucking glorious! 248 00:13:46,106 --> 00:13:47,539 Lying cunt pillows! 249 00:13:47,608 --> 00:13:49,742 Shit! Why didn't I think of that? 250 00:13:49,811 --> 00:13:51,743 No, I wanna be a businesswoman though! 251 00:13:51,812 --> 00:13:53,444 I wanna be, like, 252 00:13:53,513 --> 00:13:56,381 taken seriously as a businesswoman, you know? 253 00:13:56,450 --> 00:13:57,515 I wanna do events. 254 00:13:57,584 --> 00:13:59,817 I wanna do weddings and showers and luncheons. 255 00:13:59,886 --> 00:14:01,954 I mean, we can't talk about this at church. 256 00:14:02,023 --> 00:14:03,021 Okay, so don't. 257 00:14:03,090 --> 00:14:04,589 B-But, I want to. 258 00:14:04,658 --> 00:14:05,658 Okay, then do! 259 00:14:05,727 --> 00:14:06,725 I know, but I can't. 260 00:14:06,794 --> 00:14:08,294 Why not? 261 00:14:08,363 --> 00:14:09,597 I just... 262 00:14:10,798 --> 00:14:12,731 I worked so hard for so long, 263 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,133 and now, there's nothing to show for it. 264 00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:17,439 Nothing came of it. It's over. 265 00:14:20,074 --> 00:14:22,540 And now, people see me, and... 266 00:14:22,609 --> 00:14:24,943 they just look at me and feel sorry for me. 267 00:14:25,012 --> 00:14:26,244 - No, they don't. - Yes, they do. 268 00:14:26,313 --> 00:14:28,212 No, they don't, Tricia. And if... 269 00:14:28,281 --> 00:14:31,277 if they do, who cares? They're jerks. 270 00:14:31,346 --> 00:14:32,818 Fuck 'em. 271 00:14:32,887 --> 00:14:33,952 Right? Fuck 'em. 272 00:14:36,524 --> 00:14:38,557 I just think, um... 273 00:14:38,626 --> 00:14:39,852 you know... 274 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,893 all these people doing all that shit on Instagram. 275 00:14:41,962 --> 00:14:43,496 Why not you, right? 276 00:14:43,565 --> 00:14:45,033 You could quit your day job. 277 00:14:47,268 --> 00:14:48,700 Um... 278 00:14:48,769 --> 00:14:50,305 What? 279 00:14:51,339 --> 00:14:52,170 I got fired. 280 00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:54,372 You got fired from the grocery store? 281 00:14:54,441 --> 00:14:55,974 Yes, which was your fault, by the way. 282 00:14:56,043 --> 00:14:57,142 Oh, okay. How? 283 00:14:57,211 --> 00:14:58,977 Because you made me do day drinking! 284 00:14:59,046 --> 00:15:02,380 - I can't do that. - Oh, my God. 285 00:15:02,449 --> 00:15:05,316 You got fired for being drunk at work, Tricia? 286 00:15:05,385 --> 00:15:07,051 - It's not funny. - Oh, you bad girl. 287 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,553 It's not funny! It's not a joke! It's really bad! - It's a little funny. 288 00:15:09,622 --> 00:15:12,057 Okay, I'm sorry, but seriously, a grocery store? 289 00:15:12,126 --> 00:15:14,259 I mean, bigger and better things, right? 290 00:15:14,328 --> 00:15:16,261 And I could totally help you with this. 291 00:15:16,330 --> 00:15:18,462 Think of it. You could do, like, "princess cunt." 292 00:15:18,531 --> 00:15:20,632 - You could do "pretty cunt." - God... 293 00:15:20,701 --> 00:15:22,133 - What's happening? - You could do "super cunt," 294 00:15:22,202 --> 00:15:24,202 "cunt crew," "live laugh cunt." - God... 295 00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:26,070 "New cunt, who dis?" Oh, my God! - 296 00:15:26,139 --> 00:15:28,640 "Big and juicy cunt," Tricia! - Sam! Shh! 297 00:15:28,709 --> 00:15:31,910 - Loud! - You gotta make me a "big and juicy cunt" pillow. 298 00:15:31,979 --> 00:15:33,678 ♪ Big and juicy cunt ♪ 299 00:15:33,747 --> 00:15:37,677 ♪ Are you ready for a big and juicy cunt, America? ♪ - Stop! 300 00:15:37,746 --> 00:15:39,350 ♪ Ooh, she big and juicy, too ♪ 301 00:15:39,419 --> 00:15:41,720 ♪ You like what you see? That's a big and juicy cunt ♪ 302 00:15:41,789 --> 00:15:43,425 Good! Good! 303 00:15:44,487 --> 00:15:46,424 Sorry! We're just... 304 00:15:46,493 --> 00:15:48,526 sisters, you know? 305 00:15:48,595 --> 00:15:50,957 - She wanted me to talk about... - No! No. 306 00:15:51,026 --> 00:15:54,232 I can't. My big and juicy won't fit in. 307 00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:56,667 - Too juicy? Too big? - Too juicy. 308 00:15:56,736 --> 00:15:59,570 I'm gonna slip right off the seat. Okay. 309 00:15:59,639 --> 00:16:02,269 Where are those goddamn okras? 310 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:07,379 Do you ever go to that arts and crafts fair 311 00:16:07,448 --> 00:16:08,881 that they have here in the spring? 312 00:16:08,950 --> 00:16:11,115 Love it. Like, my favorite thing. 313 00:16:11,184 --> 00:16:13,652 - Hm. - I got this bracelet there. 314 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,357 Oh, I saw those. 315 00:16:16,724 --> 00:16:17,790 Huh. 316 00:16:20,394 --> 00:16:21,927 Um... 317 00:16:21,996 --> 00:16:24,266 I saw the name of your church on your tote bag. 318 00:16:25,498 --> 00:16:27,298 And when Sam stopped taking lessons, 319 00:16:27,367 --> 00:16:29,604 I wasn't sure when I'd see you again, so... 320 00:16:31,505 --> 00:16:34,476 it's not a coincidence that I ran into you. 321 00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:43,982 So, you do text and drive? 322 00:16:46,253 --> 00:16:48,219 I actually never do. 323 00:16:48,288 --> 00:16:50,525 Okay, good. 324 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,196 Wow. 325 00:16:55,696 --> 00:16:57,257 Wow. 326 00:17:00,467 --> 00:17:03,768 Feels kind of nice to be... 327 00:17:03,837 --> 00:17:06,771 stalked I guess has a negative connotation. - 328 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:09,344 Does it? 329 00:17:12,312 --> 00:17:15,583 - Wow. - I just wanted to see you again. 330 00:17:16,918 --> 00:17:18,717 I was gonna just go to the service. 331 00:17:18,786 --> 00:17:20,222 See you there. 332 00:17:22,289 --> 00:17:24,826 But I've been on a little break from church lately. 333 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:29,431 I just don't even know what I believe anymore. 334 00:17:32,667 --> 00:17:34,097 I don't know. 335 00:17:36,269 --> 00:17:37,869 Been having this personal crisis lately, too, 336 00:17:37,938 --> 00:17:42,473 because... my friend asked me to officiate his wedding. 337 00:17:42,542 --> 00:17:45,780 You know, just be there for my friend. 338 00:17:47,214 --> 00:17:49,381 And it's not even a religious ceremony. 339 00:17:49,450 --> 00:17:51,286 You know, he doesn't want that, but I... 340 00:17:51,985 --> 00:17:53,886 I get in my head-- 341 00:17:53,955 --> 00:17:55,890 This isn't what you asked, is it? 342 00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,858 I don't think I asked a question. 343 00:18:02,897 --> 00:18:04,399 But thanks for telling me. 344 00:18:06,033 --> 00:18:07,269 Really. 345 00:18:10,471 --> 00:18:13,337 I believe the whole point is 346 00:18:13,406 --> 00:18:16,675 church is where you go to 347 00:18:16,744 --> 00:18:18,744 when you're confused. 348 00:18:18,813 --> 00:18:20,178 Joel: Hm. 349 00:18:20,247 --> 00:18:23,281 And you also don't have to do anything. 350 00:18:23,350 --> 00:18:25,220 Just show up. Just... 351 00:18:26,019 --> 00:18:27,889 go to church. 352 00:18:28,789 --> 00:18:31,056 Or don't. 353 00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:33,695 - You know? - Yeah. 354 00:18:36,563 --> 00:18:39,801 But if you want to, you should come with me sometime. 355 00:18:41,268 --> 00:18:43,435 I'd love to come with you sometime. 356 00:18:54,248 --> 00:18:56,682 You ever bless an animal? 357 00:18:56,751 --> 00:18:58,183 No. Have you? 358 00:18:58,252 --> 00:19:01,152 Yeah. I did a goat once. 359 00:19:01,221 --> 00:19:03,455 You blessed a goat? 360 00:19:03,524 --> 00:19:05,757 - Mm-hmm. - That's pretty cool. 361 00:19:07,895 --> 00:19:09,694 But, you know, 362 00:19:09,763 --> 00:19:12,864 nobody likes a braggart. 363 00:19:30,885 --> 00:19:32,183 Tricia: Hm... 364 00:19:37,124 --> 00:19:38,991 Tricia: Let's just do this quickly, 365 00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:40,693 so we can feed the chickens, 366 00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:43,895 - and we'll get out. - Yes, Tricia. 367 00:19:43,964 --> 00:19:45,664 Oh, we got a letter from Dad. 368 00:19:45,733 --> 00:19:47,302 Aw, read it. 369 00:19:48,001 --> 00:19:49,704 Oh, yes. 370 00:19:53,607 --> 00:19:56,508 "I didn't know which of you to send this to, I sent it here. 371 00:19:56,577 --> 00:19:58,643 "I figured you would both get it at the farm. 372 00:19:58,712 --> 00:20:00,411 "I'm grateful you pushed me to do this, 373 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:03,548 "and I really am okay. Don't worry about me. 374 00:20:03,617 --> 00:20:07,152 "I'm here with my brother, and it's like we're kids again. 375 00:20:07,221 --> 00:20:08,353 "I know your mom wouldn't see me, 376 00:20:08,422 --> 00:20:10,288 "but I hope to tell her that I love her, 377 00:20:10,357 --> 00:20:12,891 "and she's always on my mind. 378 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,125 "Love, Dad. 379 00:20:14,194 --> 00:20:16,394 "PS, say hi to my buddy Fred. 380 00:20:16,463 --> 00:20:18,763 If you have any farm questions, he's the guy." 381 00:20:18,832 --> 00:20:21,767 And then, he drew a little cow. 382 00:20:21,836 --> 00:20:24,468 - Sure. - Just a long torso 383 00:20:24,537 --> 00:20:26,365 like you've never seen before. 384 00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:30,040 And four udders. Two long, two short. - 385 00:20:30,109 --> 00:20:32,677 - It's part dachshund. - Guess those are both of our legs. 386 00:20:32,746 --> 00:20:34,946 My long ones and your little itty bitties. 387 00:20:37,184 --> 00:20:39,117 Tricia: Good girls. 388 00:20:39,186 --> 00:20:40,855 Elaine... Oop! 389 00:20:42,924 --> 00:20:44,857 Chick, chick, chick. 390 00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:48,855 - Hi! Susan, hi! - Hey, Fred. 391 00:20:48,924 --> 00:20:50,228 Sorry to come by unannounced, 392 00:20:50,297 --> 00:20:51,763 but Fred wanted to show me the farm. 393 00:20:51,832 --> 00:20:53,364 Tricia: No, it's great. It's great. 394 00:20:53,433 --> 00:20:55,734 Sam: We're just feeding some chickens. - 395 00:20:55,803 --> 00:20:58,236 You ever fed a chicken before, Susan? 396 00:20:58,305 --> 00:21:00,939 - No. - Come on, let's get dirty. 397 00:21:01,008 --> 00:21:02,573 Okay. Oh, oh, okay. 398 00:21:02,642 --> 00:21:04,209 - Just some worms. - They're dead. 399 00:21:04,278 --> 00:21:05,509 - Sure. - Yeah. 400 00:21:05,578 --> 00:21:07,915 - Hi. - Clea. Come here. 401 00:21:09,482 --> 00:21:11,014 Fred: Chicken, chicken, chicken. 402 00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:13,652 They do whatever the fuck they want. - Here they come! Here they come. 403 00:21:15,888 --> 00:21:19,424 - Fred: Hey. - This place is so magical. 404 00:21:19,493 --> 00:21:20,926 Must have been fun growing up here. 405 00:21:20,995 --> 00:21:23,795 - Well... Yes and no. - Peaks and valleys. 406 00:21:26,233 --> 00:21:28,470 - It's pretty though. - Yeah. 407 00:21:29,970 --> 00:21:31,606 How'd you guys... 408 00:21:32,739 --> 00:21:34,742 How'd you feel about getting married here? 409 00:21:35,376 --> 00:21:37,209 Really? 410 00:21:37,278 --> 00:21:39,111 Yeah, I think, um... 411 00:21:39,180 --> 00:21:41,613 I think it'd mean a lot to my dad. 412 00:21:41,682 --> 00:21:44,848 - Oh, babe. That's amazing. - I love that. 413 00:21:44,917 --> 00:21:46,985 - Are you kidding around? - You don't have to let us know right now. 414 00:21:47,054 --> 00:21:49,288 You can think about it if you want, you know. 415 00:21:49,357 --> 00:21:51,189 I-I want to. 416 00:21:51,258 --> 00:21:52,823 - This is beautiful. - This is perfect! 417 00:21:52,892 --> 00:21:55,126 We can get you probably, like, friends and family rate, 418 00:21:55,195 --> 00:21:56,427 five, 10K, you know? 419 00:21:56,496 --> 00:21:58,163 - Alright. - Just for the night, then, of course, 420 00:21:58,232 --> 00:22:00,632 we'll have to, uh... There's gonna be the reception, 421 00:22:00,701 --> 00:22:02,000 so that'd be another five, 10K. 422 00:22:02,069 --> 00:22:04,269 That's alright. I had a great year at the school. 423 00:22:04,338 --> 00:22:06,104 And, you know, she's great with numbers. 424 00:22:06,173 --> 00:22:07,472 See, they pay teachers too much. 425 00:22:07,541 --> 00:22:08,706 - Yeah, we'll make it work. - No, it's on us. 426 00:22:08,775 --> 00:22:10,808 We can fuck it up, do whatever we want. 427 00:22:10,877 --> 00:22:12,810 But this is gorgeous. I mean, this is absolutely stunning. 428 00:22:12,879 --> 00:22:15,313 It is, and you can see all the sunflowers over here. 429 00:22:15,382 --> 00:22:16,814 And we just cleaned out the barn. 430 00:22:16,883 --> 00:22:18,850 - Coincidentally... Yes! - Susan: We could party in the barn? 431 00:22:18,919 --> 00:22:20,413 It's probably only gonna work for you 432 00:22:20,482 --> 00:22:22,654 if you love extreme natural beauty. - 433 00:22:22,723 --> 00:22:24,456 - We love it. - I do! I'm marrying it! 434 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:33,893 Oh, there you are. 435 00:22:33,962 --> 00:22:35,600 - Hey! - Hi, I called. 436 00:22:35,669 --> 00:22:38,703 - Did you get my message? - Oh, I forgot my phone. Sorry. 437 00:22:38,772 --> 00:22:42,140 - Did you do the song? - Joel: What song? 438 00:22:42,209 --> 00:22:43,507 ♪ Keys, phone ♪ 439 00:22:43,576 --> 00:22:46,378 Both: ♪ Cash, ID, keys, phone ♪ 440 00:22:46,447 --> 00:22:48,213 Cannot believe it. I not only forgot my phone, 441 00:22:48,282 --> 00:22:49,247 I forgot that song. 442 00:22:49,316 --> 00:22:50,481 Joel. 443 00:22:50,550 --> 00:22:52,417 - Joel: But, guess what? - What? 444 00:22:55,922 --> 00:22:58,023 Is that the sound of children laughing? - 445 00:22:58,092 --> 00:23:00,393 It's better than children laughing. - 446 00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:01,794 Most everything is. 447 00:23:05,565 --> 00:23:08,334 Oh, thank you. Teeny 'tini. 448 00:23:09,636 --> 00:23:13,305 Give mommy a kiss. 449 00:23:13,374 --> 00:23:15,908 - That is a triumph. - Joel: Well, thank you. 450 00:23:15,977 --> 00:23:17,908 What a day. 451 00:23:17,977 --> 00:23:20,512 - Tell me all about it. - After this hits the blood. 452 00:23:22,283 --> 00:23:23,849 How about you? 453 00:23:23,918 --> 00:23:26,251 Tell me all about your day. What'd I miss? 454 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:29,755 Um... Nothing? 455 00:23:29,824 --> 00:23:31,924 You look, like, refreshed or something. 456 00:23:31,993 --> 00:23:33,358 - Really? - Yeah. 457 00:23:33,427 --> 00:23:34,726 Colonic? 458 00:23:34,795 --> 00:23:36,160 No! I would never get a colonic. 459 00:23:36,229 --> 00:23:37,962 I would. 460 00:23:38,031 --> 00:23:41,433 Well, I'll probably try it if you want me to. - 461 00:23:41,502 --> 00:23:44,230 No, I-I guess I just... 462 00:23:44,299 --> 00:23:46,037 I don't know. I'm shining with pride 463 00:23:46,106 --> 00:23:49,041 'cause I scrubbed the grout in my kitchen. - 464 00:23:49,110 --> 00:23:51,042 Any guest that comes there is gonna love it. 465 00:23:51,111 --> 00:23:54,111 Wow, you made fast work of that. - Oh yeah, well... 466 00:23:54,180 --> 00:23:57,219 I think you might need a little top-off. - Oh yeah. Thank you. 467 00:23:58,251 --> 00:24:01,019 This family shit. 468 00:24:01,088 --> 00:24:03,388 I swear it was so much easier when I just didn't care. 469 00:24:05,059 --> 00:24:06,758 There really is something to be said 470 00:24:06,827 --> 00:24:10,262 for lockin' it down and goin' it alone. 471 00:24:10,331 --> 00:24:12,330 - Really? - Yeah. 472 00:24:12,399 --> 00:24:15,167 Well, sorry. You've got me now. 473 00:24:17,338 --> 00:24:21,172 Joel, I swear, just promise me, when we get to the end, 474 00:24:21,241 --> 00:24:23,541 if I turn up like my mother, 475 00:24:23,610 --> 00:24:26,711 you will put me out of my misery. 476 00:24:26,780 --> 00:24:29,014 A pillow right over the face. 477 00:24:29,083 --> 00:24:31,149 That's exactly the way I wanna go. 478 00:24:32,652 --> 00:24:34,714 Ah, Joel, I'd be a shell without you. 479 00:24:34,783 --> 00:24:35,754 Mm... 480 00:24:35,823 --> 00:24:37,488 You want another twist? 481 00:24:37,557 --> 00:24:39,894 Only if you think I'm worth the trouble. 482 00:24:41,395 --> 00:24:44,062 - Thank you. - Plus, I didn't get a lot of steps today, 483 00:24:44,131 --> 00:24:45,867 so I'm gonna go for it. 484 00:24:47,734 --> 00:24:52,103 I mean, what is it? It's just vodka. 485 00:24:52,172 --> 00:24:53,371 But it's so good. 486 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:56,041 Joel: Oh, honey, you know I infuse it with love, too. 487 00:24:56,110 --> 00:24:57,912 Oh, thank you. 488 00:24:58,913 --> 00:25:00,278 I like it when you put the twist in. 489 00:25:00,347 --> 00:25:02,813 Like, if there's one twist, I know I've had one. 490 00:25:02,882 --> 00:25:04,648 If there's two twists, I know I've had three. 491 00:25:04,717 --> 00:25:07,486 And if I have three twists, I can't have any more. 492 00:25:10,224 --> 00:25:12,791 You think we can get a DUI for this? - Nah. 493 00:25:14,962 --> 00:25:18,230 Too bad! I wanna break the law! - Joel. 494 00:25:19,834 --> 00:25:21,700 - You know what I want? - What? 495 00:25:21,769 --> 00:25:23,201 I want a donut to go with my 'tini. 496 00:25:23,270 --> 00:25:25,203 - Let's go to Varsity Donuts. - Yes! 497 00:25:25,272 --> 00:25:28,906 Oh, my God. And that is why I love you! - 498 00:25:28,975 --> 00:25:32,811 Did you just say what I think you just said? - No, no, no, no, no! 499 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,379 It's all the 'tinies you poured me! 500 00:25:34,448 --> 00:25:35,847 - Oh, my God! - I've gone soft! 501 00:25:35,916 --> 00:25:37,916 You said it! You can't take it back! - 502 00:25:40,154 --> 00:25:42,420 Sam: How many 'tinis was that tonight anyway? 503 00:25:42,489 --> 00:25:43,689 Joel: Oh. Don't worry about it. 504 00:25:43,758 --> 00:25:46,058 Sam: Woo! 505 00:25:54,468 --> 00:25:56,468 ♪ I love you ♪ 506 00:25:56,537 --> 00:25:58,437 ♪ I love you ♪ 507 00:25:58,506 --> 00:26:00,406 ♪ I love you ♪ 508 00:26:00,475 --> 00:26:01,907 ♪ I love you ♪ 509 00:26:01,976 --> 00:26:05,877 ♪ I... love you-hoo-hoo ♪ 510 00:26:05,946 --> 00:26:08,816 ♪ You know I do-hoo ♪ 511 00:26:12,753 --> 00:26:15,787 ♪ How... ♪ 512 00:26:15,856 --> 00:26:17,823 ♪ Many times ♪ 513 00:26:17,892 --> 00:26:20,659 ♪ Must I tell you, girl? ♪ 514 00:26:20,728 --> 00:26:23,698 ♪ I love you ♪ 515 00:26:24,499 --> 00:26:27,135 ♪ Ooh-hoo ♪ 516 00:26:29,169 --> 00:26:31,502 ♪ Do... ♪ 517 00:26:31,571 --> 00:26:34,606 ♪ I have to play... ♪ 518 00:26:34,675 --> 00:26:37,410 ♪ The fool to show ♪ 519 00:26:37,479 --> 00:26:40,679 ♪ I do-hoo? ♪ 520 00:26:40,748 --> 00:26:42,917 ♪ Ooh-hoo ♪ 521 00:26:45,319 --> 00:26:47,652 ♪ Just... ♪ 522 00:26:47,721 --> 00:26:51,055 ♪ The sight of you... ♪ 523 00:26:51,124 --> 00:26:56,662 ♪ Causes crazy notions... ♪ 524 00:26:56,731 --> 00:26:59,968 ♪ Ooh-hoo... ♪