1 00:00:08,007 --> 00:00:09,634 {\an8}Sam: Shit, this is gettin' real, huh? 2 00:00:09,634 --> 00:00:11,219 {\an8}Joel: It really is. 3 00:00:11,219 --> 00:00:13,138 {\an8}What's your dream wedding? 4 00:00:13,138 --> 00:00:15,223 {\an8}- Oh, I'm so glad you asked. - (both laugh) 5 00:00:15,223 --> 00:00:18,935 {\an8}- I don't know. - Okay, I'll go first. 6 00:00:18,935 --> 00:00:21,187 {\an8}- I think it'll be in a church, of course. - Mm. 7 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:24,315 And it would be this cute little church that I grew up in. 8 00:00:24,315 --> 00:00:25,775 And it's very tiny, 9 00:00:25,775 --> 00:00:29,154 and sort of, like, surrounded by fields, 10 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:30,780 and so it would be intimate 11 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:33,116 and just close family and friends. 12 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:36,703 And I would wear something really cute, you know? 13 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:38,371 - Just festive. - (giggles) 14 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:40,123 But not, like, white or bridal 15 00:00:40,123 --> 00:00:42,000 - because you gotta keep 'em guessing. - No. 16 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,462 - You gotta keep 'em guessing. - (giggles) 17 00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:47,589 And I would walk down the aisle 18 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:51,634 - to the song "Gloria" by Laura Branigan. - (gasps) 19 00:00:51,634 --> 00:00:53,011 And, of course, in my childhood, 20 00:00:53,011 --> 00:00:55,430 I dreamed that I would fly her in to sing it. 21 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:58,057 But now, I have you. 22 00:00:58,057 --> 00:01:00,059 Oh, Joel. You can't touch Branigan. 23 00:01:00,059 --> 00:01:03,313 - You can touch Branigan. - No Barbra, no Judy, no Branigan. 24 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:05,231 - Come on. - (sighs) 25 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:08,109 ♪ Gloria, Gloria ♪ 26 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:11,279 ♪ I think they've got your number, Gloria ♪ 27 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:13,114 ♪ I think they've got the alias ♪ 28 00:01:13,114 --> 00:01:14,199 Both: ♪ Gloria ♪ 29 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:16,868 ♪ That you've been livin' under ♪ 30 00:01:16,868 --> 00:01:19,829 - ♪ But you really don't remember ♪ - (imitates guitar riff) 31 00:01:19,829 --> 00:01:22,582 ♪ Was it somethin' that they said ♪ 32 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:25,710 ♪ All the voices in your head ♪ 33 00:01:25,710 --> 00:01:29,172 ♪ Calling Gloria ♪ 34 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:30,173 - Shake 'em! - (laughs) 35 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:32,342 ♪ Gloria, Gloria ♪ 36 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:33,927 ♪ I think they got your number ♪ 37 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:35,220 Both: ♪ Gloria ♪ 38 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:37,847 (both laughing) 39 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:40,058 - So, what about you? - Oh. 40 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:43,686 You know, I always pictured wearing my mom's dress. 41 00:01:43,686 --> 00:01:46,773 - Just simple, classic. - Aw. 42 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:48,983 Wait, your mom's, like, 5'2". 43 00:01:48,983 --> 00:01:50,360 Yeah, exactly. 44 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,237 Me, mom's dress, and my beaver walking down the aisle 45 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:55,490 - to meet the man of our dreams. - (both laugh) 46 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:57,283 Do you have the Swedish Fish? 47 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:59,828 - Yes. Do you have the bubbles? - I do. 48 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:02,288 (car doors open) 49 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:05,500 (light theme song playing) 50 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:12,674 - Joel: Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding! - Tiffani: Oh, okay. 51 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:14,467 We have a celebration. 52 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:18,179 A little sparkling cider in honor of our dear Fred! 53 00:02:18,179 --> 00:02:20,515 - Hebeda-hebeda. - Ah, come on now. 54 00:02:20,515 --> 00:02:22,684 - Really? - Yes, I mean, 55 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:24,394 isn't this what we're supposed to be doing? 56 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:26,354 - Uh, that's for bridesmaids. - Really? 57 00:02:26,354 --> 00:02:27,897 - Well, close enough. - (laughter) 58 00:02:27,897 --> 00:02:29,774 - (cork pops) - I am who I am. 59 00:02:29,774 --> 00:02:32,193 - (laughter) - Bubbles are bubbles, right? 60 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:34,028 I like when you kids actually are a little sweet. 61 00:02:34,028 --> 00:02:36,573 - It's nice. - (laughter) 62 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:39,325 Gang, I don't wanna get, you know, too emo or anything, 63 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:41,661 but I really, really appreciate you 64 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:43,538 being a part of this, okay? 65 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:46,207 Thanks, pals. Oh, I got goosebumps! Jesus! 66 00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:48,251 - All: Fred! - I didn't want goosebumps! 67 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:49,919 (laughter) 68 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:51,671 Tiffani: It's gonna be, like, fitted, right? 69 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:55,300 (laughs) Of course. I don't mess around. 70 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:57,468 Hey, are you coming over after this? 71 00:02:57,468 --> 00:02:58,970 I gotta make Tricia a birthday cake, 72 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:00,263 and you know I don't know 73 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:02,015 what the fuck I'm doing in the kitchen. (laughs) 74 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,558 Oh, no, I can't. 75 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:06,185 You can't? 76 00:03:06,185 --> 00:03:08,521 Oh, Joel, are you sure? 77 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:10,982 This is Tricia's first birthday since Rick and Shannon left. 78 00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:14,152 - She's, like, super depressed. I'm making her a funeral cake. - Hm. 79 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:15,862 - Th-That's not gonna help. - Oh no, no. 80 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:17,363 She'll love that shit, you know. 81 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:19,574 Unless I mangle it, which I will. (laughs) 82 00:03:19,574 --> 00:03:21,701 My mom used to make them for us when we were little kids. 83 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:24,203 - Ah. - I thought it was kind of a tender gesture. 84 00:03:24,203 --> 00:03:27,498 (laughs) Well, I think that's a lovely gesture. 85 00:03:27,498 --> 00:03:29,751 I wish I could, but I have some errands. 86 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:31,336 Some errands? 87 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:33,129 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 88 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:35,340 - So, are we doing, like, boundaries now? - Mm. 89 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:38,301 It's cool. NMB NMP-- not my business, not my problem. 90 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:41,137 - Joel: No... - Just promise me you'll pick up if I have any problems. 91 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:42,722 Oh, totally. 92 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:44,974 - Sammy, you're up! - Sam: Oh, okay. 93 00:03:44,974 --> 00:03:47,226 ♪ ♪ 94 00:03:47,226 --> 00:03:48,770 Yoo-hoo! 95 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:49,854 Heather, hi! 96 00:03:49,854 --> 00:03:53,024 Girl, I love those bangs. Very Franch . 97 00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:56,444 - French girl look is, like, it right now, right? - Hello. 98 00:03:57,528 --> 00:03:59,614 - Um, so... - (claps) 99 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:02,283 I am doing a big ol' wedding. 100 00:04:02,283 --> 00:04:03,701 And, of course, I'll be using 101 00:04:03,701 --> 00:04:06,579 lots of the classic Tender Moments stock, 102 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:08,623 but I will be needing to rent 103 00:04:08,623 --> 00:04:12,543 a bunch of things for the place settings, like the napkin-- 104 00:04:12,543 --> 00:04:13,878 (gasps) Ooh, see? 105 00:04:13,878 --> 00:04:16,047 Like this. This blush? 106 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:17,465 This is perfect! 107 00:04:17,465 --> 00:04:19,717 - The bride was saying she want-- Hm? - You know, Tricia. 108 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:23,471 I'm sorry. Maybe try online. 109 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:27,725 Oh. Okay... 110 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:31,521 Okay, Heather, I-I think I know... 111 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:34,565 think I know what this is. I understand. 112 00:04:34,565 --> 00:04:38,403 Are you uncomfortable with Fred and Susan getting married? 113 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:39,654 Because I can tell you that Fred 114 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:42,407 is really a wonderful, sweet guy. 115 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:43,783 - It's-- - Who's Fred? 116 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:46,494 I-I don't have a problem with anyone named Fred. 117 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:48,371 Wha... 118 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:50,289 Charity told me everything. 119 00:04:50,289 --> 00:04:53,543 You trying to get with Coop? I mean... 120 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:58,381 (laughing) My God... 121 00:04:58,381 --> 00:05:00,717 No! Oh, my God! (laughs) 122 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:02,802 Oh, that's rich. Oh, that's really rich. 123 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:05,221 That is rich! That is rich, that is rich. 124 00:05:05,221 --> 00:05:08,141 (sighs) Did Charity-- Excuse me. 125 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:11,477 Did that skank Charity happen to mention 126 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:14,272 how many times she fucked my husband? 127 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:17,817 'Cause I can tell you it was many, many, many, many times. 128 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:20,153 I guess she left that little detail out. Huh. 129 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:24,115 Well, I guess rumors aren't the only thing she's been spreading. 130 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:28,536 J-- (sighs) Her legs. 131 00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:30,705 Get it? Y-- 132 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:32,749 - (sighs) - (door bell dings) 133 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:35,960 Sam: Room temperature butter, room temperature butter. 134 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,503 Take a stick of butter. 135 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:39,714 Okay. 136 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:42,175 (sighs) Is this room temperature? 137 00:05:42,925 --> 00:05:44,052 (thunks) 138 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:45,928 What are we gonna do? Alright, we'll put it in here. 139 00:05:45,928 --> 00:05:48,347 We'll warm her up. (clicks tongue) 140 00:05:48,347 --> 00:05:50,391 Half a cup of sugar. 141 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:53,227 Yes. 142 00:05:53,227 --> 00:05:55,521 Oh, keep it sweet. 143 00:05:56,647 --> 00:05:58,566 (sighs) This is not fuckin'... 144 00:05:58,566 --> 00:06:01,527 How do you do fuckin' room temperature butter? 145 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:05,281 You have to be flexible when you are in the kitchen. 146 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:08,493 Just making it work. 147 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:09,660 Okay. 148 00:06:10,286 --> 00:06:12,121 Oh... 149 00:06:12,121 --> 00:06:14,332 - (beeping) - 45. 150 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:17,627 Yeah, that'll do it. 151 00:06:18,127 --> 00:06:19,253 Fuck. 152 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:22,799 - Okay. - (phone rings) 153 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:24,217 - Pick up, pick up. - (phone chimes) 154 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:25,468 - Hey. - Joel: Hi. 155 00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:27,303 Hey. Um, I'm just making-- 156 00:06:27,303 --> 00:06:29,680 Wait, why is the phone so close to your face? 157 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:30,973 (soft laugh) 158 00:06:30,973 --> 00:06:32,350 I-I'm at the library, 159 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:35,061 and, uh, I'm trying to get a book about birds. 160 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:37,146 A book, why? (laughs) 161 00:06:37,146 --> 00:06:38,940 Well, see, this is why I didn't tell you 162 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:40,191 'cause I knew you'd make fun of me. 163 00:06:40,191 --> 00:06:41,859 Yeah, I woulda made fun of you! I'm-- 164 00:06:41,859 --> 00:06:43,778 Look, I'm just a little in the weeds right now. 165 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:45,947 I'm dealing with the... 166 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:47,615 - Oh fuck! - Joel: I gotta go. 167 00:06:47,615 --> 00:06:49,784 Okay, okay-- Wait, no, hold on a second! Quick. 168 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:51,619 - They're telling me to be quiet. - Wait, wait! No, no! 169 00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:52,870 Hold on, I just have a quick question. 170 00:06:52,870 --> 00:06:55,289 Okay, it just says room temperature butter, 171 00:06:55,289 --> 00:06:56,624 but I just-- I nuked it, 172 00:06:56,624 --> 00:06:58,209 and now it's bubbly, and is that bad? 173 00:06:58,209 --> 00:07:00,878 - Oh, I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go. - But wait, Joel! 174 00:07:00,878 --> 00:07:02,296 (phone chimes) 175 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:03,881 (sighs) 176 00:07:05,299 --> 00:07:06,509 Okay. 177 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:08,177 Alright, well. 178 00:07:08,177 --> 00:07:11,013 Well, fuck it, how bad can it be? There we go. 179 00:07:11,013 --> 00:07:13,683 Put that in there. 180 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:16,435 Looking nice and creamy. 181 00:07:16,435 --> 00:07:19,647 Then you're gonna need a half a cup of vegetable oil. 182 00:07:19,647 --> 00:07:23,484 - (spraying) - Okay. 183 00:07:23,484 --> 00:07:26,404 - (spray) - That's probably good. 184 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:28,739 ♪ ♪ 185 00:07:31,075 --> 00:07:33,161 (birds chirping) 186 00:07:36,205 --> 00:07:39,041 Sorry. My friend had a real baking emergency. 187 00:07:39,041 --> 00:07:41,544 - Oh, fun. I love baking. - (giggles) 188 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:44,797 I love baking, too. My dream is to have 189 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:47,258 a stainless steel double oven. 190 00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:50,094 (gasps) Can you imagine? 191 00:07:50,094 --> 00:07:53,347 - Yeah, I do it a lot. - (both laugh) 192 00:07:53,347 --> 00:07:55,683 You know, this house was actually cargo 193 00:07:55,683 --> 00:07:58,519 on the Hartford steamboat from Cincinnati. 194 00:07:58,519 --> 00:08:00,396 - Stop me if you've heard this. - Huh. No, I haven't. 195 00:08:00,396 --> 00:08:03,858 They ran aground by a new town called Boston. 196 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:06,027 And I think some alcohol was involved, 197 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:08,696 but they ended up being invited to stay, 198 00:08:08,696 --> 00:08:10,031 and they all got along, 199 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:12,408 and they ended up changing the name of the town 200 00:08:12,408 --> 00:08:14,285 - to Manhattan. - Wow. 201 00:08:14,285 --> 00:08:15,536 - Yeah! - I didn't know that! 202 00:08:15,536 --> 00:08:17,914 - Yes! - (laughs) What about this old looker? 203 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:20,791 (clears throat) That's Isaac Goodnow. 204 00:08:20,791 --> 00:08:24,921 He was an abolitionist and co-founded Manhattan, MK State, 205 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:28,174 and served on the Kansas House of Representatives, 206 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:31,761 and started the Kansas Teachers Association. 207 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:32,929 Oh, my God. 208 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:34,931 Sure, but what's he done lately, you know? 209 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:37,391 - (both laugh) - You know what? 210 00:08:37,391 --> 00:08:40,019 - Nothing. Absolutely nothing. - (laughs) 211 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:41,520 - Lazy. - Ooh, ooh! 212 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:45,149 {\an8}You wanna hear the weird backstory behind this comb? 213 00:08:45,149 --> 00:08:46,943 - I desperately wanna hear it. - Okay. 214 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:50,780 Well, it was carved out of human bones... 215 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:53,574 - Oh, my God. - ...by a pack of witches. 216 00:08:53,574 --> 00:08:56,994 - Are you being serious? - (laughing) No, I made that up! 217 00:08:56,994 --> 00:08:58,913 I made that up. 218 00:08:58,913 --> 00:09:01,457 I don't know anything about that comb. 219 00:09:01,457 --> 00:09:04,210 (doorbell ringing) 220 00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:08,506 - Hey! - (sighs) What is that? 221 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:09,715 It's your birthday cake. 222 00:09:09,715 --> 00:09:11,133 I didn't have a better box, 223 00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:13,928 but happy birth... happy birthday. 224 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:17,974 - This is gonna be fun. - (slam) 225 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:21,227 So, what were those other pillow names that you had? 226 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:22,895 Those ideas you came up with? 227 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:25,356 - Will you just write them down for me, please? - (drops pen and paper) 228 00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:26,857 Oh, the cunt ones? 229 00:09:26,857 --> 00:09:28,442 - Yep, the cunt ones. - Would be my great honor. 230 00:09:28,442 --> 00:09:30,027 You love making me say that word, don't you? 231 00:09:30,027 --> 00:09:32,154 (laughs) Yes, but not as much 232 00:09:32,154 --> 00:09:34,782 as you're gonna love making all that money. 233 00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:37,076 You know Shannon hasn't called or texted? 234 00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:39,537 - Oh really? - Mm-hmm. 235 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:41,789 Sam: That's weird. 236 00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:44,500 - Are you texting her right now? - No. 237 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,879 - (sighs) - Okay. 238 00:09:50,047 --> 00:09:54,468 Big... cunt... energy... 239 00:09:54,468 --> 00:09:56,095 Exclamation point. 240 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:58,681 - (giggles) - (refrigerator dinging) 241 00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:00,683 Whoa! What's happenin' over here? 242 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:03,686 Oh, well, that is a birthday present I bought for myself, 243 00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:06,647 but I can't figure out how not to make the text go on it. 244 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:08,149 - It's nice. - You just... 245 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:09,984 Well, it's just probably synced to your phone. 246 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,569 - Hm. - Here, gimme your phone. 247 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:12,820 - No. (laughs) - Why not? 248 00:10:12,820 --> 00:10:14,071 I'm not giving you my phone! 249 00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:15,323 W-Why? 250 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,241 Because you'll just take pictures of your boobs 251 00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:18,701 - or something! - Oh, my God, Tricia! 252 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,202 I did that... once. 253 00:10:20,202 --> 00:10:23,039 It was more than once, but whatever. 254 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:25,458 (sighs) I got nice tits, sorry. 255 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:28,502 It also plays music, if you're interested. 256 00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:30,880 - Seriously? Sick. - Mm-hmm. 257 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:34,008 Oh, my God, I can't believe I just said "sick." (laughs) 258 00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:38,512 - Oh. Okay. - (sensual music playing) 259 00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:40,181 I get what you're doing here. 260 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:43,100 - Oh no. Mm-mmm. - Yeah, it's nice and smooth, Tricia. 261 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:44,101 Oh, I like these edges. 262 00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:46,187 If you go all the way down, 263 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:48,064 feel all the way around, 264 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:50,900 and you take the doors, and you open 'em up... 265 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:53,402 And, oh! Oh, there you go. 266 00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:55,529 - And then you can just take your hot little-- - So gross. 267 00:10:55,529 --> 00:10:56,530 Oh, no, no, no. 268 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:58,741 - (laughing) - Oh God, is this-- 269 00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:00,576 Is this you trying to make me believe in love again? 270 00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:03,454 - Is that what that looks like? - Oh, well, if it is, I'll stop. 271 00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:07,833 - Unlike you, I actually do believe in love, so... - Well, that's gross. 272 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:10,169 - (music stops) - So, did you nuke the butter? 273 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,712 Yes. How'd you know? 274 00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:13,172 Because it looks like a cow patty. 275 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,882 Sam: Well, that's what I was going for. 276 00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:18,094 - Just a big hot dump for your birthday. - (laughing) 277 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,388 Do you have any candles so we can celebrate? 278 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,890 - No, let's just put our faces in it. - Yes! 279 00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:26,769 Just like that, it was finally signed into law 280 00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:29,188 by President Franklin Pierce. 281 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:31,732 I could listen to you talk about the Kansas-Nebraska Act 282 00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:34,693 - all day. - (laughs) I feel like you just did! 283 00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:36,362 (both laugh) 284 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:39,365 I really enjoyed every second of it. For real. 285 00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:43,619 This cabin is typical 286 00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:45,996 of the first settlers of Riley County. 287 00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:49,583 Usually, the windows were built 288 00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:52,128 with greased paper windows 289 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:55,464 and holes in the roof for smoke, 290 00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:57,967 so the chimney and fireplace didn't-- 291 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,480 (Joel laughs lightly) 292 00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:19,780 I don't wanna move things too fast, but... 293 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:21,699 would you like to go to the pancake feed 294 00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:23,617 - with me on Saturday? - (laughs) 295 00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:26,954 - Yeah. I would. - Yeah? 296 00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:30,583 But, I might need food before Saturday, if you want. 297 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,794 (laughs) Do you wanna go to The Chef? 298 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,214 Yes. Yes. 299 00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:38,757 Um... Yes, totally. 300 00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:40,259 - If you don't want to-- - No, no, no, no. 301 00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:41,927 I love The Chef. 302 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:44,054 I love their house-made strawberry jam. 303 00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:46,307 (laughs) 304 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:49,602 - Oh... (giggles) - Yeah, me, too. Me, too. 305 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:53,105 (birds chirping) 306 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,149 The recipe called for half a cup of sour cream, 307 00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:56,692 but I just put the whole fuckin' thing in. 308 00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:58,235 - (giggles) - Nice and tangy, right? 309 00:12:58,235 --> 00:13:01,030 - (laughs) - Mm-hmm. It's also... 310 00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:05,034 It's like it's wet. 311 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,660 Well, wet is never bad. 312 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:08,454 Oh, you should put that on a pillow. 313 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:11,248 - (both laugh) - Mm. 314 00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:12,833 (puts down fork) 315 00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,793 You know what? I mean... 316 00:13:14,793 --> 00:13:16,462 I'm just gonna go for it this year. 317 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,005 Just, like, go for it. 318 00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:20,382 Like, if it makes me happy, 319 00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:22,051 just F everybody else, you know? 320 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,594 - Good. - Yeah. I mean, like, 321 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,888 I can barely keep up with these orders as it is, you know? 322 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,598 (Sam giggles) 323 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:28,641 (sniffs) 324 00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:31,560 You know, this is a take or leave, 325 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,562 but you could call your new company... 326 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:36,023 Charity Cases. 327 00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:37,983 - Oh, my God. - Come on! That's not bad, right? 328 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:39,193 - It's really good. - (Sam laughs) 329 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:41,362 - It's really good! - She's thinkin' about it. 330 00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,614 I mean, I can't, but maybe I can. 331 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:50,704 Well... 332 00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:54,083 thank you for... 333 00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:00,089 - What, for the shitty cake? - (laughs) 334 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,632 No, I like the cake. Thank you for the cake 335 00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:04,385 and for just making this whole day... 336 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:06,971 less shitty. (laughs) 337 00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,808 I've been, like... 338 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,143 really... 339 00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:14,687 just kind of dreading this birthday. 340 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,273 Like, actually kind of really freaking out about it, you know? 341 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,483 - Yeah. Hm. - 47. 342 00:14:20,859 --> 00:14:22,903 Yeah, it's a big one. 343 00:14:23,862 --> 00:14:25,406 Well, yeah, but, I mean, 344 00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:28,492 Holly was diagnosed when she was 47, I mean... 345 00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:34,081 It's just... It's just so unfair, and... 346 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:40,337 I just feel like it's never gonna be easier, you know? 347 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,719 - (sniffles) - Holly was 48, Tricia. 348 00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:51,515 When she was diagnosed. 349 00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:54,602 Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry. I don't know why I said. 350 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:57,813 - (clears throat) - No, what-- You said 47. What are you talking about? 351 00:14:57,813 --> 00:15:00,482 - I know, I just misspoke. It's not a big deal. - No, you didn't. 352 00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:03,360 I mean, what is it you're not telling me? 353 00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:10,534 She was 47, Sam, when she was diagnosed. 354 00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:14,747 - What? - Tricia: She was 47. 355 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:16,957 - No, she wasn't. - Yeah. 356 00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:18,292 She, um... 357 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:20,753 She didn't want to worry you. 358 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,130 She felt like she had it all under control. 359 00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:25,674 She wanted to try to beat it naturally. 360 00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:28,844 Well, you can't... You can't beat cancer naturally. 361 00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:31,597 Who told her-- Who told her that she could do that? 362 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:34,391 I mean, it was her choice. 363 00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:35,726 Well, why would she tell you and not me? 364 00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:37,311 - I never would've allowed that! - Because, Sam, 365 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,812 she didn't think you could handle it. 366 00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:40,731 Oh my-- I could handle it! 367 00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,691 - (bangs table) - Oh, my God. 368 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:47,154 You must have loved keeping this from me! 369 00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:48,864 - What? No! - Oh, yes. 370 00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:50,532 Sam, I wanted to tell you. 371 00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:52,743 I couldn't because I promised her. 372 00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:55,829 I thought that she should tell you, but... 373 00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:58,415 of-of course she wanted to protect you, Sam, 374 00:15:58,415 --> 00:15:59,458 'cause she was your protector. 375 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:00,876 She always wanted to protect you. 376 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,380 But... 377 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:07,841 I mean, please don't forget that I was her sister, too. 378 00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:11,053 I mean, I lost her, too. 379 00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:13,681 And I miss her, too. 380 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,059 But, you know, there's just no point 381 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,686 in us getting upset about it right now. 382 00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,437 (sighs) Oh, it's too late. 383 00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:21,980 (sniffles, sighs) 384 00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:23,357 - Sam. - What? 385 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:25,109 Don't do this. Just stay here. 386 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,443 Please stay here so we can talk it out. 387 00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:28,445 What do you wanna talk about, Tricia? 388 00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:30,739 You lied, she lied, and now I'm upset! 389 00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:32,157 - What else can I do for you? - Okay. Okay. 390 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:34,743 Sam, this is what you do when you get upset. 391 00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,578 When you get mad, when you feel like someone's made 392 00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:38,080 a tiny mistake, you cut them out. 393 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,958 Oh, oh, no, no, no, this-- this is not tiny! 394 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:44,336 This is what you do! You cut people out, Sam! 395 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:47,464 You cannot keep doing that! There won't be anybody left! 396 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:50,384 (Tricia sighs) 397 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:51,927 Actually, you know what? Just leave. 398 00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:54,596 - I'm so sick of giving a shit about you! - Fucking... Fine. 399 00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:56,432 - Tricia: And you know what? - Sam: What? 400 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:57,683 This is why you're always alone! 401 00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,893 Oh! Well, guess what? We're both alone! 402 00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:06,608 (whimpers) 403 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,946 (crying) 404 00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:22,541 (brakes squeak) 405 00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:26,044 - (engine stops) - (car door opens) 406 00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:35,304 - Darlene: Hi, Sam. - Hi. 407 00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:36,680 I hope you don't mind me coming by. 408 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:40,476 I wanted to bring you your tape of your last lesson. 409 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,811 - Oh. - In case you ever wanna practice on your own. 410 00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,354 Thank you. 411 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:49,443 - Yeah, I'm really sorry that I ran out like that. I just-- - It's okay. 412 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,111 I get it. 413 00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:54,072 You have a big heart, 414 00:17:54,072 --> 00:17:57,618 and when you sing, it-it's right here. 415 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,789 I know how overwhelming that can be. 416 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:03,749 Isn't it strange? 417 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:07,044 Something that brings us so much joy can... 418 00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:09,755 almost be too much to bear. 419 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,091 Yeah. 420 00:18:13,091 --> 00:18:16,678 Well, you have the tape. If you need anything... 421 00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:19,348 I'm always here. 422 00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:21,141 Thank you. 423 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:23,685 You're welcome. 424 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:27,773 Darlene: Hm. 425 00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:33,570 (sniffles) 426 00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,203 Keep singing, Sam. 427 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:44,456 - We need you. - (laughs) Okay. 428 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,343 (sighs) 429 00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:00,389 (puts down tape) 430 00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:06,186 (deep sigh) 431 00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:09,398 (sentimental music playing) 432 00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:16,446 (soft breathing) 433 00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,960 (sighs) 434 00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:50,105 (deep sigh) 435 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,317 (sighs) 436 00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:04,953 (emotional breathing) 437 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,624 (quiet cry) 438 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:15,130 ♪ ♪ 439 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,719 (soft crying) 440 00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:25,057 (crying continues) 441 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:27,809 (sighs) 442 00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:37,903 (soft crying) 443 00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:45,661 (gasps) 444 00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:52,125 (insects chirping) 445 00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:55,087 (indistinct TV chatter) 446 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:58,298 (phone ringing) 447 00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:04,680 (scoffs) 448 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,059 (phone dings) 449 00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:22,948 (text whooshes) 450 00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:30,205 (bottle clangs) 451 00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:38,547 Such a good-lookin' fridge. Damn. 452 00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:41,216 I mean, how the fuck are you supposed to-- 453 00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:43,719 ("Show Some Emotion" by Joan Armatrading plays) 454 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,554 (singing along): ♪ Show some emotion... ♪ 455 00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:48,181 Oh, this is a good song though. 456 00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:51,643 ♪ Put expression in your eyes ♪ 457 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:54,354 ♪ Light up ♪ 458 00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:57,149 ♪ If you're feeling happy ♪ 459 00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:03,447 ♪ But if it's bad then let those tears roll down ♪ 460 00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:07,159 ♪ ♪ 461 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,244 You know what? Fuck it. 462 00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:15,917 ♪ Someone choking up inside ♪ 463 00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:17,669 ♪ Some poor souls dying ♪ 464 00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:20,589 Credit where credit is due, you bitch, you! 465 00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:22,466 - (song continues) - Big ol' boy. 466 00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:24,259 ♪ They got no place to lie ♪ 467 00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:26,470 I'll figure out how to work you. 468 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:29,139 Don't worry. 469 00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:31,141 You know what? Let's make it official. 470 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:35,187 You're stayin' here with me, boy! 471 00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:37,064 Woo! 472 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,398 ♪ ♪ 473 00:22:38,398 --> 00:22:41,985 (bird cawing) 474 00:22:48,992 --> 00:22:51,495 (sighing) 475 00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:02,172 (text chimes) 476 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:11,014 - (restaurant chatter) - (soft music) 477 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:15,811 - Can I get anything started for you? - Uh... 478 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:17,771 No, just some coffee. I'm waiting for Joel. 479 00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:21,108 Oh! I-I've got something for him. 480 00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:27,405 (text whooshes) 481 00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:32,119 Joel left this yesterday 482 00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:34,329 when he was here with Mr. Schraeder. 483 00:23:34,329 --> 00:23:37,290 - Mr. Schraeder? - Yep. 484 00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:40,252 Do you wanna hear the specials? 485 00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:42,087 Nah, I'm good. 486 00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:43,797 - Thanks, Jimmy. - Yeah. 487 00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:03,316 (chatter, music continue) 488 00:24:10,365 --> 00:24:13,160 - Oh hey, is Sam here yet? - Sam just left. 489 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:16,037 I gave her your windbreaker and an egg benny to go. 490 00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:25,005 (softly): Shit. 491 00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:26,715 (birds chirping) 492 00:24:31,678 --> 00:24:33,263 (knob rattles) 493 00:25:07,047 --> 00:25:08,924 Brought you a cinnamon roll. 494 00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:13,553 They were just out of the oven. (laughs) 495 00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:17,390 I'm good. 496 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:27,525 There's your windbreaker. 497 00:25:30,111 --> 00:25:31,446 Thank you. 498 00:25:36,243 --> 00:25:39,746 Well, I guess the secret's out. 499 00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:46,044 I think I'm seeing someone? 500 00:25:50,006 --> 00:25:51,758 You know who it is? 501 00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:55,011 SLS. (laughs) 502 00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:57,681 Jesus Christ. 503 00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:06,022 I think you'd like him, actually. 504 00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:10,068 He's really great. 505 00:26:12,028 --> 00:26:15,365 - Maybe we could all go to-- - Just take your windbreaker and go. 506 00:26:21,579 --> 00:26:23,206 - Sam-- - No. 507 00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:25,625 Go. 508 00:26:31,589 --> 00:26:35,051 - You can go. - I'm going. I'm going. 509 00:26:39,055 --> 00:26:41,016 (door opens) 510 00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:44,269 (creaks, shuts) 511 00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:19,721 (Sam sighs) 512 00:27:23,350 --> 00:27:25,477 (heavy sigh) 513 00:27:26,603 --> 00:27:29,773 ("Summer's End" by John Prine playing) 514 00:27:39,282 --> 00:27:42,202 ♪ Summer's end is around the bend ♪ 515 00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:45,622 ♪ Just flyin' ♪ 516 00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:48,917 ♪ The swimming suits are on the line ♪ 517 00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:51,461 ♪ Just dryin' ♪ 518 00:27:52,587 --> 00:27:54,422 ♪ I'll meet you there ♪ 519 00:27:54,422 --> 00:27:58,176 ♪ Per our conversation ♪ 520 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:01,429 ♪ I hope I didn't ruin ♪ 521 00:28:01,429 --> 00:28:05,517 ♪ Your whole vacation ♪ 522 00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:07,560 ♪ Well, you never know ♪ 523 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:12,399 ♪ How far from home you're feelin' ♪ 524 00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:15,026 ♪ Until you've watched the shadows ♪ 525 00:28:15,026 --> 00:28:18,154 ♪ Cross the ceilin' ♪ 526 00:28:19,155 --> 00:28:20,824 ♪ Well, I don't know ♪ 527 00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:25,078 ♪ But I can see it snowing ♪ 528 00:28:26,037 --> 00:28:27,497 ♪ In your car... ♪