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{\an8}Sam:
Shit, this is gettin' real, huh?
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{\an8}Joel:
It really is.
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{\an8}What's your dream wedding?
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{\an8}- Oh, I'm so glad you asked.
- (both laugh)
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{\an8}- I don't know.
- Okay, I'll go first.
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{\an8}- I think it'll be in
a church, of course.
- Mm.
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And it would be this cute
little church that I grew up in.
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And it's very tiny,
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and sort of, like,
surrounded by fields,
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and so it would be intimate
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and just close
family and friends.
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And I would wear something
really cute, you know?
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- Just festive.
- (giggles)
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But not, like, white or bridal
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- because you gotta
keep 'em guessing.
- No.
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- You gotta keep 'em guessing.
- (giggles)
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And I would walk down the aisle
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- to the song "Gloria"
by Laura Branigan.
- (gasps)
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And, of course,
in my childhood,
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I dreamed that I would
fly her in to sing it.
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But now, I have you.
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Oh, Joel.
You can't touch Branigan.
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- You can touch Branigan.
- No Barbra, no Judy,
no Branigan.
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- Come on.
- (sighs)
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♪ Gloria, Gloria ♪
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♪ I think they've got
your number, Gloria ♪
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♪ I think they've
got the alias ♪
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Both:
♪ Gloria ♪
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♪ That you've been
livin' under ♪
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- ♪ But you really
don't remember ♪
- (imitates guitar riff)
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♪ Was it somethin'
that they said ♪
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♪ All the voices
in your head ♪
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♪ Calling Gloria ♪
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- Shake 'em!
- (laughs)
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♪ Gloria, Gloria ♪
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♪ I think they got
your number ♪
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Both:
♪ Gloria ♪
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(both laughing)
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- So, what about you?
- Oh.
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You know, I always pictured
wearing my mom's dress.
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- Just simple, classic.
- Aw.
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Wait, your mom's, like, 5'2".
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Yeah, exactly.
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Me, mom's dress,
and my beaver
walking down the aisle
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- to meet the man of our dreams.
- (both laugh)
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Do you have
the Swedish Fish?
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- Yes. Do you have the bubbles?
- I do.
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(car doors open)
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(light theme song playing)
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- Joel: Ding, ding,
ding, ding, ding!
- Tiffani: Oh, okay.
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We have a celebration.
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A little sparkling cider
in honor of our dear Fred!
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- Hebeda-hebeda.
- Ah, come on now.
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- Really?
- Yes, I mean,
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isn't this what we're
supposed to be doing?
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- Uh, that's for bridesmaids.
- Really?
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- Well, close enough.
- (laughter)
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- (cork pops)
- I am who I am.
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- (laughter)
- Bubbles are bubbles, right?
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I like when you kids
actually are a little sweet.
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- It's nice.
- (laughter)
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Gang, I don't wanna get,
you know, too emo or anything,
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but I really, really
appreciate you
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being a part of this, okay?
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Thanks, pals.
Oh, I got goosebumps!
Jesus!
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- All: Fred!
- I didn't want goosebumps!
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(laughter)
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Tiffani:
It's gonna be,
like, fitted, right?
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(laughs) Of course.
I don't mess around.
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Hey, are you
coming over after this?
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I gotta make Tricia
a birthday cake,
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and you know I don't know
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what the fuck I'm doing
in the kitchen. (laughs)
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Oh, no, I can't.
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You can't?
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Oh, Joel, are you sure?
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This is Tricia's first birthday
since Rick and Shannon left.
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- She's, like, super depressed.
I'm making her a funeral cake.
- Hm.
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- Th-That's not gonna help.
- Oh no, no.
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She'll love that shit,
you know.
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Unless I mangle it,
which I will. (laughs)
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My mom used
to make them for us
when we were little kids.
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- Ah.
- I thought it was kind of
a tender gesture.
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(laughs) Well, I think
that's a lovely gesture.
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I wish I could,
but I have some errands.
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Some errands?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
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- So, are we doing,
like, boundaries now?
- Mm.
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It's cool. NMB NMP--
not my business,
not my problem.
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- Joel: No...
- Just promise me you'll pick up
if I have any problems.
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Oh, totally.
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- Sammy, you're up!
- Sam: Oh, okay.
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♪ ♪
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Yoo-hoo!
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Heather, hi!
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Girl, I love those bangs.
Very Franch .
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- French girl look is, like,
it right now, right?
- Hello.
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- Um, so...
- (claps)
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I am doing a big ol' wedding.
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And, of course, I'll be using
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lots of the classic
Tender Moments stock,
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but I will be needing to rent
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a bunch of things
for the place settings,
like the napkin--
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(gasps) Ooh, see?
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Like this. This blush?
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This is perfect!
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- The bride was saying
she want-- Hm?
- You know, Tricia.
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I'm sorry.
Maybe try online.
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Oh. Okay...
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Okay, Heather,
I-I think I know...
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think I know what this is.
I understand.
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Are you uncomfortable
with Fred and Susan
getting married?
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Because I can
tell you that Fred
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is really
a wonderful, sweet guy.
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- It's--
- Who's Fred?
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I-I don't have a problem
with anyone named Fred.
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Wha...
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Charity told me everything.
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You trying to get with Coop?
I mean...
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(laughing) My God...
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No! Oh, my God!
(laughs)
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Oh, that's rich.
Oh, that's really rich.
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That is rich!
That is rich, that is rich.
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(sighs)
Did Charity-- Excuse me.
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Did that skank Charity
happen to mention
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how many times
she fucked my husband?
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'Cause I can tell you it was
many, many, many, many times.
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I guess she left that
little detail out. Huh.
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Well, I guess rumors
aren't the only thing
she's been spreading.
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J-- (sighs) Her legs.
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Get it? Y--
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- (sighs)
- (door bell dings)
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Sam:
Room temperature butter,
room temperature butter.
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Take a stick of butter.
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Okay.
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(sighs)
Is this room temperature?
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(thunks)
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What are we gonna do?
Alright, we'll put it in here.
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We'll warm her up.
(clicks tongue)
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Half a cup of sugar.
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Yes.
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Oh, keep it sweet.
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(sighs)
This is not fuckin'...
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How do you do fuckin'
room temperature butter?
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You have to be flexible
when you are in the kitchen.
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Just making it work.
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Okay.
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Oh...
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- (beeping)
- 45.
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Yeah, that'll do it.
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Fuck.
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- Okay.
- (phone rings)
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- Pick up, pick up.
- (phone chimes)
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- Hey.
- Joel: Hi.
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Hey.
Um, I'm just making--
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Wait, why is the phone
so close to your face?
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(soft laugh)
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I-I'm at the library,
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and, uh, I'm trying to get
a book about birds.
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A book, why? (laughs)
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Well, see, this is why
I didn't tell you
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'cause I knew
you'd make fun of me.
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Yeah, I woulda made
fun of you! I'm--
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Look, I'm just a little
in the weeds right now.
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I'm dealing with the...
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- Oh fuck!
- Joel: I gotta go.
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Okay, okay-- Wait, no,
hold on a second! Quick.
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- They're telling me
to be quiet.
- Wait, wait! No, no!
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Hold on, I just have
a quick question.
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Okay, it just says
room temperature butter,
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but I just-- I nuked it,
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and now it's bubbly,
and is that bad?
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- Oh, I gotta go,
I gotta go, I gotta go.
- But wait, Joel!
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(phone chimes)
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(sighs)
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Okay.
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Alright, well.
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Well, fuck it,
how bad can it be?
There we go.
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Put that in there.
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Looking nice and creamy.
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Then you're gonna need
a half a cup of vegetable oil.
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- (spraying)
- Okay.
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- (spray)
- That's probably good.
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♪ ♪
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(birds chirping)
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Sorry. My friend had
a real baking emergency.
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- Oh, fun. I love baking.
- (giggles)
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I love baking, too.
My dream is to have
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a stainless steel
double oven.
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(gasps) Can you imagine?
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- Yeah, I do it a lot.
- (both laugh)
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You know, this house
was actually cargo
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on the Hartford steamboat
from Cincinnati.
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- Stop me if you've heard this.
- Huh. No, I haven't.
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They ran aground by
a new town called Boston.
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And I think some
alcohol was involved,
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but they ended up
being invited to stay,
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and they all got along,
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and they ended up
changing the name of the town
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- to Manhattan.
- Wow.
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- Yeah!
- I didn't know that!
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- Yes!
- (laughs) What about
this old looker?
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(clears throat)
That's Isaac Goodnow.
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He was an abolitionist
and co-founded Manhattan,
MK State,
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and served on the Kansas
House of Representatives,
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and started the Kansas
Teachers Association.
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Oh, my God.
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Sure, but what's he
done lately, you know?
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- (both laugh)
- You know what?
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- Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
- (laughs)
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- Lazy.
- Ooh, ooh!
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{\an8}You wanna hear the weird
backstory behind this comb?
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- I desperately
wanna hear it.
- Okay.
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Well, it was carved
out of human bones...
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- Oh, my God.
- ...by a pack of witches.
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- Are you being serious?
- (laughing) No, I made that up!
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I made that up.
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I don't know anything
about that comb.
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(doorbell ringing)
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- Hey!
- (sighs) What is that?
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It's your birthday cake.
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I didn't have a better box,
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but happy birth...
happy birthday.
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- This is gonna be fun.
- (slam)
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So, what were those other
pillow names that you had?
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Those ideas you came up with?
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- Will you just write them
down for me, please?
- (drops pen and paper)
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Oh, the cunt ones?
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- Yep, the cunt ones.
- Would be my great honor.
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You love making me say
that word, don't you?
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(laughs)
Yes, but not as much
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as you're gonna love
making all that money.
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You know Shannon
hasn't called or texted?
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- Oh really?
- Mm-hmm.
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Sam:
That's weird.
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- Are you
texting her right now?
- No.
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- (sighs)
- Okay.
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Big... cunt... energy...
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Exclamation point.
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- (giggles)
- (refrigerator dinging)
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Whoa! What's
happenin' over here?
242
00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:03,686
Oh, well, that is
a birthday present
I bought for myself,
243
00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:06,647
but I can't figure out how
not to make the text go on it.
244
00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:08,149
- It's nice.
- You just...
245
00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:09,984
Well, it's just probably
synced to your phone.
246
00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,569
- Hm.
- Here, gimme your phone.
247
00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:12,820
- No. (laughs)
- Why not?
248
00:10:12,820 --> 00:10:14,071
I'm not giving you my phone!
249
00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:15,323
W-Why?
250
00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,241
Because you'll just
take pictures of your boobs
251
00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:18,701
- or something!
- Oh, my God, Tricia!
252
00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,202
I did that... once.
253
00:10:20,202 --> 00:10:23,039
It was more than once,
but whatever.
254
00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:25,458
(sighs)
I got nice tits, sorry.
255
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:28,502
It also plays music,
if you're interested.
256
00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:30,880
- Seriously? Sick.
- Mm-hmm.
257
00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:34,008
Oh, my God, I can't believe
I just said "sick." (laughs)
258
00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:38,512
- Oh. Okay.
- (sensual music playing)
259
00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:40,181
I get what
you're doing here.
260
00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:43,100
- Oh no. Mm-mmm.
- Yeah, it's nice
and smooth, Tricia.
261
00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:44,101
Oh, I like these edges.
262
00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:46,187
If you go all the way down,
263
00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:48,064
feel all the way around,
264
00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:50,900
and you take the doors,
and you open 'em up...
265
00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:53,402
And, oh!
Oh, there you go.
266
00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:55,529
- And then you can just
take your hot little--
- So gross.
267
00:10:55,529 --> 00:10:56,530
Oh, no, no, no.
268
00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:58,741
- (laughing)
- Oh God, is this--
269
00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:00,576
Is this you trying
to make me believe
in love again?
270
00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:03,454
- Is that what that looks like?
- Oh, well, if it is, I'll stop.
271
00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:07,833
- Unlike you, I actually
do believe in love, so...
- Well, that's gross.
272
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:10,169
- (music stops)
- So, did you nuke the butter?
273
00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,712
Yes. How'd you know?
274
00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:13,172
Because it looks
like a cow patty.
275
00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,882
Sam:
Well, that's what
I was going for.
276
00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:18,094
- Just a big hot dump
for your birthday.
- (laughing)
277
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,388
Do you have any candles
so we can celebrate?
278
00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,890
- No, let's just
put our faces in it.
- Yes!
279
00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:26,769
Just like that, it was
finally signed into law
280
00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:29,188
by President Franklin Pierce.
281
00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:31,732
I could listen
to you talk about
the Kansas-Nebraska Act
282
00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:34,693
- all day.
- (laughs) I feel
like you just did!
283
00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:36,362
(both laugh)
284
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:39,365
I really enjoyed every
second of it. For real.
285
00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:43,619
This cabin is typical
286
00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:45,996
of the first settlers
of Riley County.
287
00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:49,583
Usually, the windows were built
288
00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:52,128
with greased paper windows
289
00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:55,464
and holes
in the roof for smoke,
290
00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:57,967
so the chimney
and fireplace didn't--
291
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,480
(Joel laughs lightly)
292
00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:19,780
I don't wanna move
things too fast, but...
293
00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:21,699
would you like to go
to the pancake feed
294
00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:23,617
- with me on Saturday?
- (laughs)
295
00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:26,954
- Yeah. I would.
- Yeah?
296
00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:30,583
But, I might need food
before Saturday, if you want.
297
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,794
(laughs)
Do you wanna
go to The Chef?
298
00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,214
Yes. Yes.
299
00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:38,757
Um... Yes, totally.
300
00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:40,259
- If you don't want to--
- No, no, no, no.
301
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:41,927
I love The Chef.
302
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:44,054
I love their house-made
strawberry jam.
303
00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:46,307
(laughs)
304
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:49,602
- Oh... (giggles)
- Yeah, me, too. Me, too.
305
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:53,105
(birds chirping)
306
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,149
The recipe called for
half a cup of sour cream,
307
00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:56,692
but I just put the whole
fuckin' thing in.
308
00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:58,235
- (giggles)
- Nice and tangy, right?
309
00:12:58,235 --> 00:13:01,030
- (laughs)
- Mm-hmm. It's also...
310
00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:05,034
It's like it's wet.
311
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,660
Well, wet is never bad.
312
00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:08,454
Oh, you should put
that on a pillow.
313
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:11,248
- (both laugh)
- Mm.
314
00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:12,833
(puts down fork)
315
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,793
You know what?
I mean...
316
00:13:14,793 --> 00:13:16,462
I'm just gonna
go for it this year.
317
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,005
Just, like, go for it.
318
00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:20,382
Like, if it makes me happy,
319
00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:22,051
just F everybody else,
you know?
320
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,594
- Good.
- Yeah. I mean, like,
321
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,888
I can barely keep up
with these orders
as it is, you know?
322
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,598
(Sam giggles)
323
00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:28,641
(sniffs)
324
00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:31,560
You know,
this is a take or leave,
325
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,562
but you could call
your new company...
326
00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:36,023
Charity Cases.
327
00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:37,983
- Oh, my God.
- Come on!
That's not bad, right?
328
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:39,193
- It's really good.
- (Sam laughs)
329
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:41,362
- It's really good!
- She's thinkin' about it.
330
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,614
I mean, I can't,
but maybe I can.
331
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:50,704
Well...
332
00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:54,083
thank you for...
333
00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:00,089
- What, for the shitty cake?
- (laughs)
334
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,632
No, I like the cake.
Thank you for the cake
335
00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:04,385
and for just making
this whole day...
336
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:06,971
less shitty. (laughs)
337
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,808
I've been, like...
338
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,143
really...
339
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:14,687
just kind of dreading
this birthday.
340
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,273
Like, actually kind of really
freaking out about it, you know?
341
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,483
- Yeah. Hm.
- 47.
342
00:14:20,859 --> 00:14:22,903
Yeah, it's a big one.
343
00:14:23,862 --> 00:14:25,406
Well, yeah, but, I mean,
344
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:28,492
Holly was diagnosed
when she was 47, I mean...
345
00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:34,081
It's just...
It's just so unfair, and...
346
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:40,337
I just feel like it's never
gonna be easier, you know?
347
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,719
- (sniffles)
- Holly was 48, Tricia.
348
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:51,515
When she was diagnosed.
349
00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:54,602
Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry.
I don't know why I said.
350
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:57,813
- (clears throat)
- No, what-- You said 47.
What are you talking about?
351
00:14:57,813 --> 00:15:00,482
- I know, I just misspoke.
It's not a big deal.
- No, you didn't.
352
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:03,360
I mean, what is it
you're not telling me?
353
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:10,534
She was 47, Sam,
when she was diagnosed.
354
00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:14,747
- What?
- Tricia: She was 47.
355
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:16,957
- No, she wasn't.
- Yeah.
356
00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:18,292
She, um...
357
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:20,753
She didn't want to worry you.
358
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,130
She felt like she had it
all under control.
359
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:25,674
She wanted to try to
beat it naturally.
360
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:28,844
Well, you can't...
You can't beat cancer naturally.
361
00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:31,597
Who told her--
Who told her that
she could do that?
362
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:34,391
I mean, it was her choice.
363
00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:35,726
Well, why would she
tell you and not me?
364
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:37,311
- I never would've allowed that!
- Because, Sam,
365
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,812
she didn't think
you could handle it.
366
00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:40,731
Oh my--
I could handle it!
367
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,691
- (bangs table)
- Oh, my God.
368
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:47,154
You must have loved
keeping this from me!
369
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:48,864
- What? No!
- Oh, yes.
370
00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:50,532
Sam, I wanted to tell you.
371
00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:52,743
I couldn't because
I promised her.
372
00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:55,829
I thought that she
should tell you, but...
373
00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:58,415
of-of course she wanted
to protect you, Sam,
374
00:15:58,415 --> 00:15:59,458
'cause she was your protector.
375
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:00,876
She always wanted
to protect you.
376
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,380
But...
377
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:07,841
I mean, please don't forget
that I was her sister, too.
378
00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:11,053
I mean, I lost her, too.
379
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:13,681
And I miss her, too.
380
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,059
But, you know,
there's just no point
381
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,686
in us getting upset
about it right now.
382
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,437
(sighs) Oh, it's too late.
383
00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:21,980
(sniffles, sighs)
384
00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:23,357
- Sam.
- What?
385
00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:25,109
Don't do this.
Just stay here.
386
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,443
Please stay here
so we can talk it out.
387
00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:28,445
What do you wanna
talk about, Tricia?
388
00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:30,739
You lied, she lied,
and now I'm upset!
389
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:32,157
- What else can I do for you?
- Okay. Okay.
390
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:34,743
Sam, this is what you do
when you get upset.
391
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,578
When you get mad,
when you feel
like someone's made
392
00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:38,080
a tiny mistake,
you cut them out.
393
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,958
Oh, oh, no, no, no,
this-- this is not tiny!
394
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:44,336
This is what you do!
You cut people out, Sam!
395
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:47,464
You cannot keep doing that!
There won't be anybody left!
396
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:50,384
(Tricia sighs)
397
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:51,927
Actually, you know what?
Just leave.
398
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:54,596
- I'm so sick of giving
a shit about you!
- Fucking... Fine.
399
00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:56,432
- Tricia: And you know what?
- Sam: What?
400
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:57,683
This is why
you're always alone!
401
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,893
Oh! Well, guess what?
We're both alone!
402
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:06,608
(whimpers)
403
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,946
(crying)
404
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:22,541
(brakes squeak)
405
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:26,044
- (engine stops)
- (car door opens)
406
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:35,304
- Darlene: Hi, Sam.
- Hi.
407
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:36,680
I hope you don't
mind me coming by.
408
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:40,476
I wanted to bring you
your tape of your last lesson.
409
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,811
- Oh.
- In case you ever wanna
practice on your own.
410
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,354
Thank you.
411
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:49,443
- Yeah, I'm really sorry that
I ran out like that. I just--
- It's okay.
412
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,111
I get it.
413
00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:54,072
You have a big heart,
414
00:17:54,072 --> 00:17:57,618
and when you sing,
it-it's right here.
415
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,789
I know how overwhelming
that can be.
416
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:03,749
Isn't it strange?
417
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:07,044
Something that brings us
so much joy can...
418
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:09,755
almost be too much to bear.
419
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,091
Yeah.
420
00:18:13,091 --> 00:18:16,678
Well, you have the tape.
If you need anything...
421
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:19,348
I'm always here.
422
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:21,141
Thank you.
423
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:23,685
You're welcome.
424
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:27,773
Darlene:
Hm.
425
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:33,570
(sniffles)
426
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,203
Keep singing, Sam.
427
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:44,456
- We need you.
- (laughs) Okay.
428
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,343
(sighs)
429
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:00,389
(puts down tape)
430
00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:06,186
(deep sigh)
431
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:09,398
(sentimental music playing)
432
00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:16,446
(soft breathing)
433
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,960
(sighs)
434
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:50,105
(deep sigh)
435
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,317
(sighs)
436
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:04,953
(emotional breathing)
437
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,624
(quiet cry)
438
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:15,130
♪ ♪
439
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,719
(soft crying)
440
00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:25,057
(crying continues)
441
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:27,809
(sighs)
442
00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:37,903
(soft crying)
443
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:45,661
(gasps)
444
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:52,125
(insects chirping)
445
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:55,087
(indistinct TV chatter)
446
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:58,298
(phone ringing)
447
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:04,680
(scoffs)
448
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,059
(phone dings)
449
00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:22,948
(text whooshes)
450
00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:30,205
(bottle clangs)
451
00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:38,547
Such a good-lookin' fridge.
Damn.
452
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:41,216
I mean, how the fuck
are you supposed to--
453
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:43,719
("Show Some Emotion"
by Joan Armatrading plays)
454
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,554
(singing along):
♪ Show some emotion... ♪
455
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:48,181
Oh, this is a good song though.
456
00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:51,643
♪ Put expression in your eyes ♪
457
00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:54,354
♪ Light up ♪
458
00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:57,149
♪ If you're feeling happy ♪
459
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:03,447
♪ But if it's bad then let
those tears roll down ♪
460
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:07,159
♪ ♪
461
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,244
You know what?
Fuck it.
462
00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:15,917
♪ Someone choking up inside ♪
463
00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:17,669
♪ Some poor souls dying ♪
464
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:20,589
Credit where credit is due,
you bitch, you!
465
00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:22,466
- (song continues)
- Big ol' boy.
466
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:24,259
♪ They got no place to lie ♪
467
00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:26,470
I'll figure out
how to work you.
468
00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:29,139
Don't worry.
469
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:31,141
You know what?
Let's make it official.
470
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:35,187
You're stayin' here
with me, boy!
471
00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:37,064
Woo!
472
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,398
♪ ♪
473
00:22:38,398 --> 00:22:41,985
(bird cawing)
474
00:22:48,992 --> 00:22:51,495
(sighing)
475
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:02,172
(text chimes)
476
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:11,014
- (restaurant chatter)
- (soft music)
477
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:15,811
- Can I get anything
started for you?
- Uh...
478
00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:17,771
No, just some coffee.
I'm waiting for Joel.
479
00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:21,108
Oh! I-I've got
something for him.
480
00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:27,405
(text whooshes)
481
00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:32,119
Joel left this yesterday
482
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:34,329
when he was here
with Mr. Schraeder.
483
00:23:34,329 --> 00:23:37,290
- Mr. Schraeder?
- Yep.
484
00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:40,252
Do you wanna
hear the specials?
485
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:42,087
Nah, I'm good.
486
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:43,797
- Thanks, Jimmy.
- Yeah.
487
00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:03,316
(chatter, music continue)
488
00:24:10,365 --> 00:24:13,160
- Oh hey, is Sam here yet?
- Sam just left.
489
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:16,037
I gave her your windbreaker
and an egg benny to go.
490
00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:25,005
(softly): Shit.
491
00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:26,715
(birds chirping)
492
00:24:31,678 --> 00:24:33,263
(knob rattles)
493
00:25:07,047 --> 00:25:08,924
Brought you a cinnamon roll.
494
00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:13,553
They were just out
of the oven. (laughs)
495
00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:17,390
I'm good.
496
00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:27,525
There's your windbreaker.
497
00:25:30,111 --> 00:25:31,446
Thank you.
498
00:25:36,243 --> 00:25:39,746
Well, I guess
the secret's out.
499
00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:46,044
I think
I'm seeing someone?
500
00:25:50,006 --> 00:25:51,758
You know who it is?
501
00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:55,011
SLS. (laughs)
502
00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:57,681
Jesus Christ.
503
00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:06,022
I think you'd
like him, actually.
504
00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:10,068
He's really great.
505
00:26:12,028 --> 00:26:15,365
- Maybe we could all go to--
- Just take your
windbreaker and go.
506
00:26:21,579 --> 00:26:23,206
- Sam--
- No.
507
00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:25,625
Go.
508
00:26:31,589 --> 00:26:35,051
- You can go.
- I'm going. I'm going.
509
00:26:39,055 --> 00:26:41,016
(door opens)
510
00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:44,269
(creaks, shuts)
511
00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:19,721
(Sam sighs)
512
00:27:23,350 --> 00:27:25,477
(heavy sigh)
513
00:27:26,603 --> 00:27:29,773
("Summer's End"
by John Prine playing)
514
00:27:39,282 --> 00:27:42,202
♪ Summer's end
is around the bend ♪
515
00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:45,622
♪ Just flyin' ♪
516
00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:48,917
♪ The swimming suits
are on the line ♪
517
00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:51,461
♪ Just dryin' ♪
518
00:27:52,587 --> 00:27:54,422
♪ I'll meet you there ♪
519
00:27:54,422 --> 00:27:58,176
♪ Per our conversation ♪
520
00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:01,429
♪ I hope I didn't ruin ♪
521
00:28:01,429 --> 00:28:05,517
♪ Your whole vacation ♪
522
00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:07,560
♪ Well, you never know ♪
523
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:12,399
♪ How far from home
you're feelin' ♪
524
00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:15,026
♪ Until you've watched
the shadows ♪
525
00:28:15,026 --> 00:28:18,154
♪ Cross the ceilin' ♪
526
00:28:19,155 --> 00:28:20,824
♪ Well, I don't know ♪
527
00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:25,078
♪ But I can see it snowing ♪
528
00:28:26,037 --> 00:28:27,497
♪ In your car... ♪