Package org.AntiSosh.play. Import Java.util.Arraylist.
Java. It's the only language that I understand completely.
I don't understand humans.
System.Out.Print.
Are you ready to be AntiSosh-ial?
I've been ready since I was a kid.
The characters in the games I played were my friends.
But this time if they don't support me,
I'll lose everything.
Dimp.
Ice cream.
It's not that I have issues with humans.
Are you alive? Ice cream. Eat it.
But to deal with them, one has to use heart.
Between my head and my heart, I would always go with my head.
I can't get tired.
But if mind is idle even for a minute, the heart becomes active.
And my dream is not a love story.
They say one side effect of ambition is loneliness.
How would I be lonely?
I have my app, my "Java..."
Yes, fine. I know I'm avoiding him.
But don't just blame me.
But everyone does this.
Everyone wants a distraction to avoid their problems.
See? She's also found one.
You only have to find your life's purpose.
Incoming! You know what?
I have a couple name for you two. #Rimple.
No, wait, wait, wait.
#Dimpshi!
What? You two are still not talking to each other?
Why are you making this a big issue?
There is no issue.
It's just that there was no need for him to lie.
Everyone has their reasons, Dimple.
It can be very difficult for people to share some things.
'Cause they feel like if they'll share, they'll look weak.
Just let it go Go with the flow
To achieve the goals in your professional life,
you will have to make sacrifices in your personal life.
Guys! Guys! Attention!
Hey, idiot, I'm talking here.
How many of you out here know that our friend Anmol
is in India's top 50 players of League of Legends?
Give them a smile, bro. Give them a wave. Give them a nice wave! How nice!
Guess who has challenged Anmol?
Our lovely Miss Ambala!
Four days, Dimple.
The championship is in four days.
And I want to invite all of you.
You'll not only see the game, but there's also gonna be food!
An amazing dish!
Mashed Dimple Ahuja!
-Ouch! -Everyone there...
witness the embarrassment of the year.
-Hey, if there's anything I can do-- -Harsh!
Krish was saying that we'll have lunch at your place.
It'll be good. I'll practice, too. It's better on the bigger TV.
I'm not enjoying it on campus.
I'm just getting a loser-gamer vibe here.
Sir is here!
Are you off to finish your work? You know you're behind everybody.
Sir, I'm trying. My app idea was the last one to be approved, so...
So, I approved your app idea last? Or you were last to get it approved?
Do you know that the others are doing UX testing,
and you're still stuck designing your UI?
I don't care if your designs are the best in the class.
And sure, no one is half as good as you.
I don't care. And your algorithm...
It's phenomenal.
Actually... path-breaking.
But all this is in your mind.
Till it comes out in the form of a code, I don't give a shit.
Got it? Take your seat.
I told you earlier, this agile model is the wrong choice.
At this pace, you won't make MVP.
I will make it, sir.
-Wait and watch. -We'll see.
Sir, I have designed the new UI.
I mean, both of us have made the UI design.
I mean, Simmi has made the design. I just supported her from the sidelines.
-Is it ready? -Yes, sir.
Let me have a closer look.
Font too small, colors too many.
There is no search button.
And hierarchy element is not clear. Actually, nothing is clear.
Sir, the design was made by Simmi.
Malhotra. Look's not working.
That's...
Is that Karim? What are you doing with our photos?
I was checking the accuracy of my app, and I took yours and Zeenat's profiles,
and did a compatibility testing, and just look at the results, it's 95%.
You should name it "Incompatibility Test."
You'll cause more break-ups than matches.
-But, sir, this-- -Listen.
Please rework on your code.
And where's your partner? Mr. Shekhavat? I don't know what's happening in here.
Tic-tac-toe!
Kaku, this is sweet. I asked for buttermilk.
My dear boy, sugar is kind of a magical thing.
It'll simplify your problems.
And to those with long faces, Kaku serves them sweet lassi.
Got it?
Yes! How are you?
Give me a sweet lassi, Kaku-jaan.
Hi, Zeenat.
Dimple was looking for you in class.
Did she say anything?
No, she didn't say anything.
But it was quite obvious.
You must have misunderstood.
She hasn't replied to my messages in four days.
If you're not able to talk online...
why don't you meet IRL?
She must be busy practicing. That's why she didn't have time.
Practice?
Don't you know?
There is to be a big fight between her and Anmol.
Is this being broadcast on Tata Sky?
No, actually, we play these on Internet.
Don't bother, Granny.
This is a modern thing.
Why are you complicating your lives?
Why is there so much violence in this cartoon?
-This is a video game. -Why are you calling this a cartoon?
Listen, your parents work for Apple, right?
Your grandparents don't know what video games are?
Okay, children, please come.
You can watch cartoons after you eat, okay?
Hasmukh dear, bring everyone here.
Wait! Who is Hasmukh?
Granny's memory is a little...
Okay, let's go eat, guys. Come on! Chop, chop.
I have made special Rajasthani delicacies for you all.
Gatte ka saag, dal baati, and malpua. Please have some.
Sorry, man, but this looks oily AF.
-"AF"? -Why don't you just order something.
No.
-Granny, this looks amazing. But... -So good.
I'm not hungry right now. Next time, I'll eat for sure.
Shreekhand from Manohar.
I'm sorry.
I... I didn't wanna lie to you.
I didn't wanna hide anything. It's just...
I just wanted to tell you the details about my family at the right time.
I'm sorry.
You should have come to class today. Sid said our UI designs are the best.
Hey, that's awesome, right?
You're gonna win it. I know you'll win. I'm so excited about it.
It seems too difficult to me.
I don't think I'll have enough time to make the app.
If you were angry with me, you should've taken it out on me, right?
Why did you mess with Anmol?
I messed up, right?
Don't worry. I'll change my name if he wins.
-Sure. -Yeah?
Who talks like that?
Dimple No Damsel, those who've got Rajput blood
running through their veins.
Okay!
Bullshit.
-I've never met someone like you. -No talking.
What college are you going to after this?
When I graduate, wherever you go, I'll go too.
Slow down. Take off my top!
-Quickly or in slow motion? -Just do it.
One second!
-I have to go. -"Go"?
But why?
I'll be right back.
-Don't go anywhere. -But...
And... keep your T-shirt off.
Delivery from Delicious...
Is it the food we ordered?
Yes, babe!
There is a complimentary gift, too.
-Actually, let me just show you. -Please... Please.
Please, don't.
Should I help?
Stay. I'll get it.
You know, I'm just wondering your "brigadier dad"
must be so proud of you today.
I mean, his daughter wears a uniform, too.
Sorry.
"Rs. 1,700." Okay.
Listen, it's okay. I'll figure it out. It's fine.
Oh, no! I'll pay.
Can you hold this?
So...
I hide behind make-up and filters...
And you?
Oh, sorry.
Oh, keep the change, darling.
What are you doing?
Krish, please. I don't think it's a good idea.
-I think it's a very good idea. -Listen, what are you doing?
No, I really think it's a great idea.
What the fuck, Krish? Why can't I touch your hair?
Why can't I ever touch you anywhere?
You know why, Simran?
Do you think you are made of fucking gold? You're not special.
Get over it.
A bug, an error, is always found in humans.
And if nobody else can, we ourselves find one.
And it's very hard to debug it.
You know what? We're all playing games.
With each other. With ourselves.
Yes, everything is back to normal. Dimple is not angry with me anymore.
Wow!
Do one thing. Bring her home. I want to meet her.
So play carefully. You may lose while trying to win.
And when you play, pick your team carefully.
Can we please go to the canteen and eat something?
"Please go." "Please come." "Please sit." "Please lie down." That's it.
That's all you talk about.
Don't you have anything better to do?
Okay, I'll do one thing. I'll get beers for us.
Let's go straight to the room--
What did I tell you? Just get out of my sight!
-Why are you bothering her? -Namrata, I'm not--
Get up and move.
-Hey, I'm just-- -Move aside!
Move!
-Hey, are you okay? -I'm perfectly all right. Thank you.
Everything will be okay now. Look who I've brought to college!
Who is this little one?
Where's my baby?
You know what?
Why don't we go for a ride today, and after that share an orange kulfi?
Hey, listen, Celina, what happened?
Please leave me alone.
Okay, but tell me what happened.
I'm telling you to fucking leave me alone! Why don't you fucking understand?
Just because I danced with you,
that doesn't mean I'm going to fuck you, okay?
-Why are you talking-- -"Why are you talking?" What?
Dude, she's fucking obsessed with me.
Go and ask your brother.
Listen, babe! I know you're into women.
But I'm fucking not.
Get that straight!
Let's... just give me that damn beer.
Sorry. C, listen!
There are questions in this world for which no software can give the answer.
Why do we fall in love? Why do we break someone's trust?
And why is life so fucking difficult?
Hi, guys.
Team Dimple, okay? Please make sure you're on time. Thank you.
Guys, Team Dimple, okay? Make sure you're on time.
Guys! Team Dimple. Here.
Guys! Team Dimple, okay?
Please make sure you're on time.
Hey, my Shimmers, so here it is, finally. A legit lit gaming tournament,
and it's live and exclusive just for my sweeties.
So, there is Anmol prepping, and this is my bub, Krish.
And on that side, we have our rival team supporters.
Team Dim. Rather dim.
So, now...
And I'm telling you these guys are making a huge fucking mistake.
C, we need to sit on that side. C.
Sorry, C, but for my brother's sake...
Ashish! Here, here.
Silly Celi, why aren't you sitting on Dimple's side?
I'm obligated to sit here. Anmol is my team partner.
Anmol is Krish's friend, and Krish is my partner, so...
Harsh!
Come.
Asshole.
Hello, fellow nerds!
-Welcome to the League of... -Legends!
Tonight, we have a massive 1v1 championship battle lined up for you.
So let's cut straight to the chase and get to it.
First up, we have rank number 16 in all of India,
Anmol the Annihilator!
Anmol!
-How are you feeling? -Like a winner.
I like it. Confident!
Break a leg, bud.
And next up, we have the unranked gutsy challenger,
Dimple No Damsel!
Go, Dimple!
-Asshole. -How're you feeling, Dimple?
I'm good. Thanks.
Clearly she's nervous. Can't see no dimples.
All right, players, take your positions.
Only one of them is gonna be a Legend tonight. Are you guys ready?
-Yes! -Yes!
Let's go, Rajasthan!
Sit, sir.
Let the games begin!
So, Kaku, are you a fan of League of Legends, too?
Yes. I'm a Legend myself.
Dimple is playing as Morgana and Anmol as Ezreal.
Anmol struck first, and he struck hard.
Yes! That was a big blow to Dimple!
Like Arjun of Mahabharata, Anmol is attacking continuously.
He has her on the run right away. Now that's how Legends play.
Dimple is in a difficult situation.
Hey, Namrata!
Namrata, where were you? I was looking for you.
Okay, come to the amphi...
Namrata, what happened?
What happened?
How could you do this, Rishi?
But... what did I do?
What will I do now?
In two or three days, this news will reach home,
and then, in few months, I will be married off.
Girls like me end up like that, right?
Shit. I'm so sorry. How did this happen? Who found out?
The entire hostel was laughing at me today, Rishi.
And tomorrow, the entire college will laugh at me.
You wanted Dimple to love you.
That's why you told her everything, right?
You ended our 12-year friendship in a second...
for somebody you've known for, what, a month?
-Namrata... -You know what, Rishi?
I could have made many friends if I wanted,
but I never tried.
Because I thought I'd never need new friends.
I felt safe with you.
You were my best friend.
You were my whole family.
And you took that away from me today.
Namrata.
And have a happy... very happy love story.
Dimple is still alive, but I wonder how long she'll last.
-Anmol is exhibiting pure class. -And there's an attack by Dimple.
Die, bitch!
And another fabulous save from Anmol. Why did she counter attack?
But it looks like Anmol was ready for this.
I called him Arjun earlier,
now we can see him laughing like a monster.
I'm telling you, Dimple will win for sure
because she drinks cold coffee at the canteen. Understand?
Kaku, I'm sure she needs your cold coffee right now.
This might be the shortest game I have ever seen.
And that's a hit. Dimple hit him squarely in the chest.
There's a proverb in English. "Offense is the best defense."
Dimple has just picked up a better weapon. Another level up for her.
Her health is much better, and now she's after Anmol.
That was a huge blow to Anmol.
How the tables have turned!
You were right. Offense is the best defense.
I told you so.
Yeah, cold coffee is working out. Nice.
-Both are at the same level. -It's anybody's game now.
Anmol trying desperately for another shot.
Dimple has the game. It's over.
He has taken the fight to her. It's face to face now.
-He just needs to aim well. -Dimple has got a super weapon.
Dimple has won!
-Amazing! Outstanding! -See, what did I say?
Fuck!
Absolutely insane.
Who's the annihilator now?
Dimple!
Come.
You're officially now a Legend! Congratulations!
Anmol is a loser! Anmol is a loser!
Fuck!
Dimple! Dimple! Dimple!
Thank you. Thanks. Thank you so much. Thanks for supporting.
-Well done today. -Thank you.
Dimple, there is a new company and they just announced an app.
I got an offer to test the beta version.
It's called Unsocial.
And it's exactly like AntiSosh.
Sir...
Sir, this is my code.
Sir, it's my code.
I don't know how.
Sorry.
-That's my code. -There must be some mistake.
-Rishi brother, what-- -You don't need to be sorry.
-Rishi, my-- -You destroyed her life.
-What? -I told you not to tell anyone.
How could you tell anyone about this?
-Rishi, my app's code-- -You don't see anything beyond your app.
There's also breathing, living people around you!
You destroyed Namrata's life, and all you care about is your app?
You're the only one who had access.
What?
Only you had access to my app, Rishi...
To hell with your app!
Can't you see I don't fucking care?
You put my friend in such big trouble. Do you know what will happen to her?
So you leaked my app?
Fuck. Are you serious right now?
Which world are you living in?
-Dimple, I trusted you. -One second.
Why are you telling me all this?
-You broke Namrata's trust by telling me. -Yes, I told you that.
I didn't tell anyone in my whole life. Nobody in the world except you.
-Why, do you think? -Why should I think?
I don't want to. I figured you out the day we met.
You've been a fraud from day one. You are a two-faced person.
Whether it's your work, your family or--
Yes, I hid secrets about my family. Everyone has problems in their family.
But how will you understand?
-You only understand apps and machines. -Why don't you understand the reason?
I don't care about your family problems.
My only problem is that you lied.
Nobody can trust you, Rishi.
If your mother thinks that you're not like your father, then I'm sorry,
please tell her that you're exactly like your father.
You know what?
I'm glad your app leaked, 'cause that's what you deserve.
It was my biggest mistake that I joined this course for you.
Go and live with your apps and machines.
Because that's where you belong.
Dada! Dada!
Game over! Back to apps, machines and Java.
Printline. You became AntiSosh.
The party's over. Now you're all alone.
When I see these two, it reminds me a lot of you and Nandini.
But who would've known that that could happen to them, too?
Back to square one.
It's gone back to how it was when I got here.
No app, no friend...
I always go with my head over my heart.
I lost.
The one who went with his heart? He lost too.
They say that to win, you have to risk loss.
We lost.
Hey.
-Hey, I heard about your app-- -Harsh, not now.
-Can you please leave? -Hear me out.
Okay? I'm sorry.
What happened was wrong and I'm sorry.
We're partners, and I haven't been there, and I'm sorry about that.
And I know that I didn't give you my support till now, but I'm here now.
And we're gonna find people who did this, and we're gonna kick their ass. All right?
And we'll make a new app that's gonna beat all the other apps.
Or we make another version of the same app.
It doesn't matter. The point is...
we're going to be together. 'Cause we're partners, right?
And I'm sorry, I really am.
Hey.
It's okay.
Hey. Listen, it's all good!
There's no reason to worry.
We are literally the best team in the entire squad.
And I know I've been kind of an asshole. My friends have been an asshole.
And I've said things that I probably shouldn't have said.
And you're strong, man. You've done things that--
Subtitle translation by Achala Yasin