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Sit on my cock,
and you will see stars.
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Ask anybody from NASA to ISRO,
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my rocket is the biggest.
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There is nobody on earth who can stop me!
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Who can stop Anmol?
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And you? Who are you?
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You got tired of scratching your ass
and you wanna mess with me?
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Killing spree!
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Guys, Anmol on his own
can take all of you.
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There may be thousands of rabbits,
but lions hunt alone.
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Hey, friends!
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Doctor Dynamo is saying,
"I have made a new GF, Vanshika.
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She's a big fan,
give her a shout-out."
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Ustad Doctor Dynamo
is such a stupid name, bro.
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Who came up with it?
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Never mind. Enough shout-outs for now.
Who's this Slayer33?
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33! Rascal!
You are trying to gang up on me, asshole?
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Come on, asshole.
I will kick you in the balls so hard,
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your entire family tree will vanish.
Take this, asshole!
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Fuck!
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Where do these people come from?
Who is this?
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Who is this?
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Fuck! This is a girl.
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For a girl, you have a lot of guts!
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You better study Home Science
and leave gaming. What rubbish!
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If you're so hungry for attention,
come to my place...
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'cause you can come
and suck my big fat cock anytime you want.
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-Hello.
-Hello.
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The shithead is holding class here today?
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Yes, as he pleases.
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Why did you delete your message?
What was in it?
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But...
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Sorry, man, I deleted it by mistake.
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-I'll send it again.
-Yes, resend it.
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Mr. and Mrs. Shekhawat!
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What's the matter?
You're here early today.
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Ahuja, please blow our minds
one more time. Shoot!
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Sir, my app's name is AntiSosh.
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So, basically, this app
will help antisocial people
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deal with their biggest enemies,
which are parties.
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Sir, you have to visualize.
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This app will be a social app
for antisocial people.
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This will help antisocial people
connect with all the nearby parties.
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Normal people like to party.
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To find people like you, it would take
a super powerful search engine.
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Sir, it will be done.
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There'll be other features, too.
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For example, fake phone calls
to be saved from irritating people.
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-I am just saying, you--
-Hello, Mom! Yes! Hello?
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Rejected.
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This app will send creep alerts
to people in parties.
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Can I buy you a drink?
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Drinks are free here.
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-Can we dance?
-No, thanks.
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At least a kiss?
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It'll teach self-defense techniques, too!
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Okay.
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You need confidence to meet new people
in parties and chat with them.
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Can your app help people gain confidence?
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Sir, conversation starter templates.
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This app will make anyone
a champion of small talk.
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Guys, do you know
any hidden gem tourist spots in Jaipur?
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Which ones?
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Not bad, Ahuja.
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To make your hit app a superhit...
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a blockbuster idea is required.
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Found it!
Sir, there will be a game in the app
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in which the player will have to escape
from a party by crossing obstacles.
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Approved.
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Okay, okay! Sir, last thing.
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We will make this app
Hindi language-friendly
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for people like my mother.
If she's bored in a prayer meeting--
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Mr. Naughty America, please pitch in.
Help her.
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I won't let you enjoy the fruits
of her labor.
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Happy to help, sir.
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All right, guys, today,
HTML coding essentials.
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Mr. Malhotra, thanks for joining us.
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Sorry, sir. I had to take a leak.
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Okay, take a U-turn and leave.
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Sir, I thought I'd just...
I told you, I had to take a leak.
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See, I'm not in a mood to argue.
Next time, go before the class begins.
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Sir, I did go before the class started...
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but you see, I have to go
to bloody Bangladesh to use the bathroom.
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Fun fact, sir,
in this giant, fancy institute,
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there's one bathroom for the disabled.
It exists in name only to satisfy the law.
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Have you ever seen it, sir?
It smells of month-old shit.
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And today, even that was locked.
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Then I went around the college,
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found a security guard and begged him,
"Bro, I need to pee. Please open it."
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Then he opened it.
Now I have even stopped drinking water.
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Because you never know
if there'll be an emergency.
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A guy on a wheelchair
going in the bushes will not look good.
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And I'm extremely, excuse my language,
fucking sorry for being late.
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But I'm not fucking sorry
for being disabled.
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Cool.
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You can join the class.
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There's no place
for crybabies in this game.
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Shoot.
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You get one shot
and you better make it count.
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Nice!
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Guess whose app got approved?
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Finally, man. I thought
I'll waste my whole life on this...
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One second. Hey! My room in an hour?
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Yeah! In 59 minutes. I'll see you.
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-"Fifty-nine minutes..."
-Shut up! Stop talking.
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Hey, Dimple!
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I will join you in two minutes.
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I think you got your app idea
from this guy, your partner,
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but you're designing it with someone else,
which is fine. I'm not mad.
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I'm just saying,
in case you decide to sell your app
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to Facebook or Amazon
for a million dollars,
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just remember me, you know.
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Every month, have royalties sent to me.
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First of all,
not a million but a billion dollars.
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-That works.
-Okay, bye.
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-I accept cash or PayPal.
-Bye!
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-How about Venmo? Is that--
-Bye, Harsh!
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Okay.
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Not bad, Rishi Singh!
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Okay, listen, let's start
working on the lo-fi prototype.
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You do that,
I will work on content inventory.
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Okay.
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You take it.
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No, it's fine. I got it for you.
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Okay.
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What?
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Nothing. I'm waiting. You finish.
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-I don't want to take a risk.
-What does that mean?
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I mean...
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Now, I have to ask you something.
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Okay.
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I have to give you something.
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So, I'll give it to you.
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Will you give an explanation
or should I overthink and die?
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Rishi, I really like you.
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But...
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That "but" is the whole problem--
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Will you let me speak?
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I came here for a reason.
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I have some goals that are a world apart
from "couple goals."
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And, frankly,
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I don't have the energy
to invest in a relationship.
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And, you know, the focus is always--
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Career. I know, I understand.
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-But...
-One more "but"?
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The last "but."
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I love spending time with you.
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So, if you don't have a problem with it,
can we chill together as friends?
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As friends... we can chill.
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How is your research going?
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I have changed my mind.
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-I want to work on a different app.
-Did Malhotra say anything?
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He said it in front
of the whole class, sir.
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But I understand
why he wanted to make this app.
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Sir, he cannot run in his real life,
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but, probably,
with the help of this app...
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-Sir, if you give permission--
-No, Karim.
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These things
should not be guided by emotions.
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Okay.
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I don't have a problem with that game.
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The problem is there's nothing unique
about that game.
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-You want to make a game?
-Yes.
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Okay.
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You two will have to make a game...
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that people would like to play.
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Not a game
which people have already played. Right?
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-Right.
-So...
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Can I trust you with that, Karim?
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Yes, sir. Yes.
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Just DTF.
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-What... What?
-Don't worry, sir.
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We will do it fast.
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Today...
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in the evening, we will do DTF.
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Malhotra... DTF...
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-Do you know what DTF means?
-Yes.
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Details to be figured.
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First of all, tell Malhotra what it means.
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-Okay?
-Okay.
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Hey.
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You wanna spark it?
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Okay.
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Zeenat, this is a school.
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Not everything is allowed here.
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Go.
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"The Zombie Race" is approved.
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-Congrats, man!
-What "congrats"?
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Sid wants me to add 800 features,
utilities--
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-I know.
-I wanted to make a simple game.
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Anmol, relax. I gotta be honest with you,
Sid's got a point.
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As of this present moment...
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there's no difference
between your game and Dimple's game.
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It's the same thing.
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"Dimple's game"?
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Her app has a game.
It's an in-app game.
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But if you take out that game...
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then it's shit, a waste, rotten,
just like her life.
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Rubbish. Please don't say that.
It's such a nice idea.
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Right now, in the entire class,
her idea is the best.
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In my opinion, she has the top idea.
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-Hey! Shithead!
-Idiot.
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Did we ask you?
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What exactly does "shithead" mean?
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I think that's self-explanatory, Momo.
Don't you think?
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Listen, are you wearing this on a date?
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Is it a date or a prayer program?
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It's a non-date.
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00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,720
Hey, what's a "non-date"?
It is a date!
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What's the problem with this outfit?
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It's comfortable, see?
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I won't feel hot.
Mosquitoes won't bite me.
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It's perfect.
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Besides,
you probably don't have anything else.
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Please. Bye!
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00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,680
Celina, what will we do with this girl?
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-What to do?
-I don't know.
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Do you have something else?
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Let's do this!
Okay, I think we have a lot of options.
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Okay.
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Dimple.
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I look terrible.
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It looks like a tent!
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00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:46,720
You mean, Dimple looks like a fool.
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-Nice stuff, dude.
-Gorgeous!
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-Except--
-No, this stays.
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-Okay.
-Okay? I'm leaving now.
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-There's still a lot of work. Sit down!
-What?
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What else is left?
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Beauty. A work of art indeed.
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-One last thing.
-No!
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I will not use kohl.
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-What's the problem with kohl?
-No kohl.
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It's just like a push-up bra
for your eyes.
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You are my mother's dream daughter.
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My mother has two favorite things.
Kohl and push-up bra.
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Listen, trust me, your mother
doesn't want a daughter like me.
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Whatever, I'm going.
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00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:36,600
Hey, wait! Where are you going?
Rishi will come to pick you up, right?
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00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:39,560
Is there a rule book
that says the boy will pick up the girl?
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I am ready.
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Why should I wait?
I can just go and pick him up.
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Listen, use protection, kids.
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Listen, cut the crap, Celina. Bye.
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-Bye. Have fun.
-Thank you, bye.
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Bye.
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Good job. Good job.
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00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:04,760
Listen, there's still time
before your Cinderella curfew, right?
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00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:06,840
Yes, a little. Why?
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Can I do something artistic
with your hair?
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Yeah, sure!
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Okay then.
252
00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:13,480
-I'll sit here?
-Yes, come sit.
253
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:16,640
Okay.
254
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:20,680
Let's see.
255
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:24,120
-Shall we curl your hair?
-Okay.
256
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,120
Just a minute.
257
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,080
Greetings!
258
00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:38,000
Mr. Rishi is taking a bath.
259
00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,400
Okay, I'll wait outside.
260
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:43,440
Please, come in.
I'm going for an evening walk with Damini.
261
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:44,600
-Come in.
-Who's there?
262
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:46,640
Make yourself comfortable.
He'll be here soon.
263
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:47,560
Okay, thanks.
264
00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:50,400
-Who are you speaking to?
-Bye.
265
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,040
Yes, tell me.
266
00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:55,640
It was Dimple Bhabhi.
Why are you always so suspicious?
267
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:32,920
Hi!
268
00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:41,920
What are you doing here?
My non-date will be here soon.
269
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,800
If she sees you in my room,
what will she say?
270
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:51,240
People will gossip.
It's their job to gossip.
271
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:53,960
Wow! Bollywood reference.
272
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,880
Sometimes, I stoop down to your level.
273
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:58,760
Nice. Let's go?
274
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,360
Aren't you a little overdressed?
275
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:24,680
Listen.
276
00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:29,600
I don't know about your movie reviews,
but I'm very impressed with this place.
277
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:33,400
Listen, don't be too impressed, okay?
I mean, let this be a non-date.
278
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:36,480
If it gets converted into a date,
things will get complicated.
279
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:37,480
Very funny.
280
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:45,160
The scooter that Babu Sheikh parked
in front of Dr. Mandot's clinic...
281
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,320
the RDX in it was placed in my godown.
282
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,120
He died in front of Iqbal.
283
00:19:58,120 --> 00:19:59,640
That's why it is with me.
284
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:03,800
This is the way they work.
285
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:10,080
Listen... I didn't make this movie.
If you're getting bored, we can leave.
286
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:14,040
We paid for the full movie.
How can we leave?
287
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:16,080
Yes, but the film is boring, isn't it?
288
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,320
I'm sorry.
289
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:23,080
It's okay. We have the entire night.
Thank God I made plans for dinner.
290
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:27,160
Listen, you won't poison me
because of this disaster, right?
291
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,680
That's not a bad plan, actually.
292
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,760
Dimple, at least give me a hint.
293
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:35,200
-Okay! I will give you two hints.
-Okay.
294
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,400
The first hint is,
295
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:39,800
-this place is owned by a single lady.
-Okay.
296
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:41,160
And the second hint is,
297
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:45,520
she has converted an old mansion
into a hotel all by herself.
298
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,080
Do you know her?
299
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:52,160
Her last name is Shekhawat, too.
Are you related to her?
300
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,600
No, we're not related.
It must be someone else.
301
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,920
I thought maybe we could get a discount.
302
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,920
It's not like I know every Shekhawat.
303
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:04,200
Well, your last name is Ahuja.
Do you know Sonam Kapoor's husband?
304
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:06,960
Hey, take a right from here.
305
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,000
Sorry.
306
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:17,000
-Let's go.
-Dimple, Dimple!
307
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:19,640
Listen. I read reviews of this place.
They're very average.
308
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:20,720
Let's go somewhere else.
309
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,800
Movie reviews are your department.
310
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,200
Leave the food reviews to me, please.
Let's go.
311
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:27,640
Oh, my God!
312
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,560
See? I told you to trust me.
313
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:33,880
It's cool, no?
314
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:36,600
-Isn't it?
-Yeah.
315
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,480
-Greetings!
-Namaste.
316
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,600
Greetings, sir! It has been a long time.
317
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,480
Yeah! That's due to college...
318
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,400
-Is my mother here?
-No, she's gone out.
319
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:57,720
Okay.
320
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,120
Speak of the devil!
321
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,320
What's he saying?
322
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,840
Ashish is going to attend our college.
323
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,160
He's joining the course?
324
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:16,880
No chance.
325
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,520
He is joining to play basketball.
326
00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:20,640
It's all a drama.
327
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,520
He's only coming to check out girls.
328
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:29,400
That means there's a lot of similarity
between both the brothers.
329
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:31,200
What?
330
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:33,000
No?
331
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,840
-You too--
-One second...
332
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,640
Before you complete that sentence.
333
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:42,560
He's coming to check out girls.
In my mind, there was only one.
334
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,080
-Can I take the call?
-It's fine.
335
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,600
-Just a minute.
-No problem.
336
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,320
Hey, Mom, he's just a friend.
337
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,240
We get very bad food at the hostel,
338
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:03,080
so we're having bread and curry
at a small diner.
339
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:05,160
What?
340
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:07,920
Mom, please stop your interrogation.
341
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:11,680
Okay, I have to go now.
I'll call you later.
342
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:13,240
Yes, okay. Bye!
343
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:18,840
-Hi!
-Hi.
344
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,280
Sorry...
345
00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:24,840
my mom thinks I'm on a date with someone.
346
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,240
But...
347
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:33,800
I mean, this is not a date, right?
348
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:36,960
For me, it's a date.
349
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:39,280
I don't know about you.
350
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,600
I have never kissed anyone.
351
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:57,960
I'm sorry.
352
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,680
You feel like
you're in a scene from a movie, right?
353
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:13,800
No.
354
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,080
This is better than a movie.
355
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:20,120
Because this is not fake.
356
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:49,560
Shall we go inside for dessert?
357
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:59,080
If you want, we can go.
I'm done.
358
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,320
I'll just be back
with you guys in a minute.
359
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:09,880
Rishi, hey!
360
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:17,720
You never come when I invite you.
I'm so glad you could drag him here.
361
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,920
-Hi, I'm Kalpana.
-Hi! Dimple.
362
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,320
Lovely to meet you.
363
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:25,600
And I hope my son
is looking after you well.
364
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,360
Oh, you're...
365
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:33,640
I have no clue
what's going on in his life.
366
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:35,720
From now on, I will check with you. Deal?
367
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:37,840
Deal.
368
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,080
He and Ashish are all grown up now.
369
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:43,560
They're not interested
in their mother at all.
370
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:47,960
And I know that sons do need their father.
371
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:51,480
But don't worry.
He is nothing like his dad.
372
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:52,400
Yeah.
373
00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:23,720
Dimple, can I say something?
374
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:27,000
It's fine, Rishi.
Thanks for dropping me off at home.
375
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,200
It's quite late.
376
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:30,240
Good night.
377
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,000
Fuck!
378
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:44,400
I'm sorry.
379
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,280
Wait! One sec.
380
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:48,960
Dimp.
381
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,360
-Dimp! Dimp!
-It's fine. I should've knocked first.
382
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,040
I should've locked the door.
383
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:58,720
Listen, please finish your thing.
I'll be out here, just call me.
384
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,720
After whatever just happened,
there's nothing left to finish.
385
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,040
About him, let me explain,
we hooked up after the party--
386
00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:05,440
No, it's your life. It's fine.
387
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:06,400
I'm just...
388
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,920
I'm... I'm just a little confused.
389
00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:14,160
I thought you and Namrata
liked each other.
390
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:16,440
Wait.
391
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,120
Do you think that I "like" Namrata?
392
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:24,760
I don't think so, but...
393
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:26,240
So...
394
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,000
does she think...
395
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:31,920
Does she think that I like her?
396
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,920
-No! I mean, I don't know.
-Somebody has told you something.
397
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:36,920
-No!
-Right?
398
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,720
Nobody has told me anything.
I haven't talked to anyone.
399
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,480
You are a terrible liar, Dimple.
400
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,040
Tell me.
401
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:48,680
Listen...
402
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:51,600
Rishi told me.
403
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,880
But you can't talk to Namrata about this,
or with Rishi.
404
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:56,120
You can't tell Namrata.
405
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,440
She can't know that you know.
406
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,160
-Celina!
-Yeah.
407
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:06,200
-Please don't go and ask her anything.
-No.
408
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:07,720
Just don't tell her, please.
409
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:10,000
Relax.
410
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:13,840
Life is like a video game.
411
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,560
Unpredictable.
412
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:17,440
Anything can happen anytime.
413
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:21,320
That's why, like in a game,
we must also play by the rules in life.
414
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,680
If your life's in order, you will benefit.
415
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:29,160
Rule number one. Don't trust anyone.
416
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:32,120
Everyone here changes colors,
just like chameleons.
417
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,680
If you trust the wrong person blindly,
418
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:38,560
you'll become a loner chicken
and you won't even realize it.
419
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:49,080
Rule number two. Never ever give up.
420
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:51,720
This is a war zone.
421
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:55,600
You will get hit, you will fall,
but you should not give up.
422
00:29:55,680 --> 00:30:00,880
No matter how many times you have to try,
you have to get up.
423
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,480
You have to fight.
424
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:06,840
Rule number three.
425
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,120
Always be ready. Focus.
426
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:13,320
If you stop paying attention,
accidents will happen.
427
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:16,720
Anybody can come from behind and fuck you.
428
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:21,360
Before he fucks you,
you have to turn the tables on him.
429
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,440
You need to show the assholes their place.
430
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,200
What were you doing in the girls' washroom
for so long?
431
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,520
Painting the walls with my semen.
Is that a problem?
432
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:41,720
Did anyone ever teach you
how to talk politely?
433
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:45,160
Even when streaming League of Legends,
you hurl abuses.
434
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:46,400
Is that all you know, Anmol?
435
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:49,520
Excuse me? Are you talking
about my gaming skills, by any chance?
436
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:52,800
Please. That's not called gaming, okay?
437
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:56,360
I play League of Legends, too,
but I've never verbally abused anyone.
438
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:58,760
You know what? Fuck it!
439
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:00,080
Hey, listen!
440
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:04,280
You're still wet behind the ears
and you want to tell me what a gamer is?
441
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:07,360
Stop your blabbering,
or I will show you where you stand.
442
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:11,120
What will you do?
443
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:14,400
I'll kick your goddamn ass
in the League of Legends championship.
444
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,680
-Are you challenging me?
-Challenge?
445
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,320
What if I defeat you?
446
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,240
Then I'll do as you say.
447
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,800
First of all,
you will delete your Twitch account,
448
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,160
and you will apologize
to all your female followers.
449
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,280
Buddy, quit gaming
and take up comedy instead.
450
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:33,920
-Yes or no, Anmol?
-Done!
451
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:37,000
But if I win...
452
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:40,440
you will do the complete coding of my app.
453
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:43,960
And you will drop your AntiSosh shit.
Got it?
454
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:46,960
Done.
455
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:52,920
Hey, listen!
456
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,800
Take care of your balls.
457
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:04,240
'Cause they're gonna get kicked so hard,
your entire family tree will be uprooted.
458
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,040
Got it?
459
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:08,960
Rule number four.
460
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:12,280
A game is played to be won,
not to get beaten.
461
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:16,160
So, go and play until it's "game over"
for the whole world.
462
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000
Subtitle translation by Achala Yasin