1 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:11,640 Sit on my cock, and you will see stars. 2 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,320 Ask anybody from NASA to ISRO, 3 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:52,520 my rocket is the biggest. 4 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:56,480 There is nobody on earth who can stop me! 5 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:58,440 Who can stop Anmol? 6 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,880 And you? Who are you? 7 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:12,480 You got tired of scratching your ass and you wanna mess with me? 8 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:52,720 Killing spree! 9 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:55,680 Guys, Anmol on his own can take all of you. 10 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:59,040 There may be thousands of rabbits, but lions hunt alone. 11 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:02,400 Hey, friends! 12 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:07,560 Doctor Dynamo is saying, "I have made a new GF, Vanshika. 13 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:10,280 She's a big fan, give her a shout-out." 14 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:13,360 Ustad Doctor Dynamo is such a stupid name, bro. 15 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:14,280 Who came up with it? 16 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:18,360 Never mind. Enough shout-outs for now. Who's this Slayer33? 17 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:22,560 33! Rascal! You are trying to gang up on me, asshole? 18 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:25,760 Come on, asshole. I will kick you in the balls so hard, 19 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:28,400 your entire family tree will vanish. Take this, asshole! 20 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,080 Fuck! 21 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:39,400 Where do these people come from? Who is this? 22 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:41,440 Who is this? 23 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:43,840 Fuck! This is a girl. 24 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:48,040 For a girl, you have a lot of guts! 25 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:53,520 You better study Home Science and leave gaming. What rubbish! 26 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:56,720 If you're so hungry for attention, come to my place... 27 00:02:56,800 --> 00:03:00,000 'cause you can come and suck my big fat cock anytime you want. 28 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,720 -Hello. -Hello. 29 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:46,920 The shithead is holding class here today? 30 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:50,600 Yes, as he pleases. 31 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:54,480 Why did you delete your message? What was in it? 32 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:56,520 But... 33 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:00,440 Sorry, man, I deleted it by mistake. 34 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:02,560 -I'll send it again. -Yes, resend it. 35 00:04:18,280 --> 00:04:19,880 Mr. and Mrs. Shekhawat! 36 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,920 What's the matter? You're here early today. 37 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:28,040 Ahuja, please blow our minds one more time. Shoot! 38 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:34,160 Sir, my app's name is AntiSosh. 39 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:38,120 So, basically, this app will help antisocial people 40 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:42,040 deal with their biggest enemies, which are parties. 41 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:43,640 Sir, you have to visualize. 42 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,640 This app will be a social app for antisocial people. 43 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:50,520 This will help antisocial people connect with all the nearby parties. 44 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:54,560 Normal people like to party. 45 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:58,200 To find people like you, it would take a super powerful search engine. 46 00:04:58,280 --> 00:04:59,840 Sir, it will be done. 47 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:01,520 There'll be other features, too. 48 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:04,560 For example, fake phone calls to be saved from irritating people. 49 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:09,080 -I am just saying, you-- -Hello, Mom! Yes! Hello? 50 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:15,200 Rejected. 51 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:21,880 This app will send creep alerts to people in parties. 52 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:24,400 Can I buy you a drink? 53 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:25,760 Drinks are free here. 54 00:05:25,840 --> 00:05:27,480 -Can we dance? -No, thanks. 55 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:28,640 At least a kiss? 56 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:33,600 It'll teach self-defense techniques, too! 57 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:39,760 Okay. 58 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:46,960 You need confidence to meet new people in parties and chat with them. 59 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:51,080 Can your app help people gain confidence? 60 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:52,880 Sir, conversation starter templates. 61 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:56,720 This app will make anyone a champion of small talk. 62 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:01,760 Guys, do you know any hidden gem tourist spots in Jaipur? 63 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:02,800 Which ones? 64 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:04,960 Not bad, Ahuja. 65 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:09,280 To make your hit app a superhit... 66 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,440 a blockbuster idea is required. 67 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:17,680 Found it! Sir, there will be a game in the app 68 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:21,240 in which the player will have to escape from a party by crossing obstacles. 69 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:26,200 Approved. 70 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:29,680 Okay, okay! Sir, last thing. 71 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:32,080 We will make this app Hindi language-friendly 72 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:34,920 for people like my mother. If she's bored in a prayer meeting-- 73 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,960 Mr. Naughty America, please pitch in. Help her. 74 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:40,440 I won't let you enjoy the fruits of her labor. 75 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:41,520 Happy to help, sir. 76 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:45,760 All right, guys, today, HTML coding essentials. 77 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:49,200 Mr. Malhotra, thanks for joining us. 78 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:51,320 Sorry, sir. I had to take a leak. 79 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:53,720 Okay, take a U-turn and leave. 80 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:57,040 Sir, I thought I'd just... I told you, I had to take a leak. 81 00:06:57,120 --> 00:07:00,880 See, I'm not in a mood to argue. Next time, go before the class begins. 82 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:02,640 Sir, I did go before the class started... 83 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:06,880 but you see, I have to go to bloody Bangladesh to use the bathroom. 84 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:10,360 Fun fact, sir, in this giant, fancy institute, 85 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:14,160 there's one bathroom for the disabled. It exists in name only to satisfy the law. 86 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:17,520 Have you ever seen it, sir? It smells of month-old shit. 87 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,280 And today, even that was locked. 88 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:21,200 Then I went around the college, 89 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:24,960 found a security guard and begged him, "Bro, I need to pee. Please open it." 90 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:28,640 Then he opened it. Now I have even stopped drinking water. 91 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:32,680 Because you never know if there'll be an emergency. 92 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:36,760 A guy on a wheelchair going in the bushes will not look good. 93 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:40,280 And I'm extremely, excuse my language, fucking sorry for being late. 94 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:43,760 But I'm not fucking sorry for being disabled. 95 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:45,480 Cool. 96 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:47,360 You can join the class. 97 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:49,320 There's no place for crybabies in this game. 98 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:51,440 Shoot. 99 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:54,280 You get one shot and you better make it count. 100 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:55,440 Nice! 101 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:00,800 Guess whose app got approved? 102 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:03,920 Finally, man. I thought I'll waste my whole life on this... 103 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:07,280 One second. Hey! My room in an hour? 104 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:09,600 Yeah! In 59 minutes. I'll see you. 105 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,600 -"Fifty-nine minutes..." -Shut up! Stop talking. 106 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:13,520 Hey, Dimple! 107 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:15,960 I will join you in two minutes. 108 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:20,400 I think you got your app idea from this guy, your partner, 109 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:23,520 but you're designing it with someone else, which is fine. I'm not mad. 110 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:26,000 I'm just saying, in case you decide to sell your app 111 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:28,160 to Facebook or Amazon for a million dollars, 112 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:29,480 just remember me, you know. 113 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:31,640 Every month, have royalties sent to me. 114 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,720 First of all, not a million but a billion dollars. 115 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:37,360 -That works. -Okay, bye. 116 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:40,280 -I accept cash or PayPal. -Bye! 117 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:42,240 -How about Venmo? Is that-- -Bye, Harsh! 118 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:43,440 Okay. 119 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:50,120 Not bad, Rishi Singh! 120 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:54,920 Okay, listen, let's start working on the lo-fi prototype. 121 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,600 You do that, I will work on content inventory. 122 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:02,920 Okay. 123 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:07,680 You take it. 124 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:09,880 No, it's fine. I got it for you. 125 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:11,800 Okay. 126 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:21,080 What? 127 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:24,320 Nothing. I'm waiting. You finish. 128 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:26,640 -I don't want to take a risk. -What does that mean? 129 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:29,040 I mean... 130 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:38,680 Now, I have to ask you something. 131 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:40,120 Okay. 132 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:42,200 I have to give you something. 133 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,400 So, I'll give it to you. 134 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:23,480 Will you give an explanation or should I overthink and die? 135 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:28,400 Rishi, I really like you. 136 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:32,160 But... 137 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:35,000 That "but" is the whole problem-- 138 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:36,360 Will you let me speak? 139 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:41,640 I came here for a reason. 140 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:48,120 I have some goals that are a world apart from "couple goals." 141 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:50,320 And, frankly, 142 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:53,720 I don't have the energy to invest in a relationship. 143 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:58,080 And, you know, the focus is always-- 144 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:00,960 Career. I know, I understand. 145 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:05,880 -But... -One more "but"? 146 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:07,960 The last "but." 147 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:11,080 I love spending time with you. 148 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:17,400 So, if you don't have a problem with it, can we chill together as friends? 149 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:25,040 As friends... we can chill. 150 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,320 How is your research going? 151 00:11:57,880 --> 00:11:59,360 I have changed my mind. 152 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:04,160 -I want to work on a different app. -Did Malhotra say anything? 153 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:07,360 He said it in front of the whole class, sir. 154 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:10,760 But I understand why he wanted to make this app. 155 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:13,480 Sir, he cannot run in his real life, 156 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:16,000 but, probably, with the help of this app... 157 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:19,640 -Sir, if you give permission-- -No, Karim. 158 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:24,840 These things should not be guided by emotions. 159 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:29,480 Okay. 160 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:34,440 I don't have a problem with that game. 161 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:38,160 The problem is there's nothing unique about that game. 162 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:40,040 -You want to make a game? -Yes. 163 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:40,960 Okay. 164 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:44,320 You two will have to make a game... 165 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:47,440 that people would like to play. 166 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:50,720 Not a game which people have already played. Right? 167 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,440 -Right. -So... 168 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:55,160 Can I trust you with that, Karim? 169 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:56,720 Yes, sir. Yes. 170 00:12:57,840 --> 00:12:58,920 Just DTF. 171 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:01,960 -What... What? -Don't worry, sir. 172 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:03,560 We will do it fast. 173 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,600 Today... 174 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:07,920 in the evening, we will do DTF. 175 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:12,080 Malhotra... DTF... 176 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:16,200 -Do you know what DTF means? -Yes. 177 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:19,840 Details to be figured. 178 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:26,640 First of all, tell Malhotra what it means. 179 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,640 -Okay? -Okay. 180 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:31,280 Hey. 181 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,560 You wanna spark it? 182 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:37,320 Okay. 183 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:42,800 Zeenat, this is a school. 184 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:44,400 Not everything is allowed here. 185 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:46,560 Go. 186 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:49,760 "The Zombie Race" is approved. 187 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:52,320 -Congrats, man! -What "congrats"? 188 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:55,000 Sid wants me to add 800 features, utilities-- 189 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:57,160 -I know. -I wanted to make a simple game. 190 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:59,960 Anmol, relax. I gotta be honest with you, Sid's got a point. 191 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,520 As of this present moment... 192 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:04,600 there's no difference between your game and Dimple's game. 193 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:06,520 It's the same thing. 194 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:07,800 "Dimple's game"? 195 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:11,520 Her app has a game. It's an in-app game. 196 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,560 But if you take out that game... 197 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:17,280 then it's shit, a waste, rotten, just like her life. 198 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:22,000 Rubbish. Please don't say that. It's such a nice idea. 199 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,600 Right now, in the entire class, her idea is the best. 200 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,480 In my opinion, she has the top idea. 201 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:30,040 -Hey! Shithead! -Idiot. 202 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:31,880 Did we ask you? 203 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:36,560 What exactly does "shithead" mean? 204 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:40,680 I think that's self-explanatory, Momo. Don't you think? 205 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:45,160 Listen, are you wearing this on a date? 206 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:46,920 Is it a date or a prayer program? 207 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,280 It's a non-date. 208 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,720 Hey, what's a "non-date"? It is a date! 209 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,600 What's the problem with this outfit? 210 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:54,720 It's comfortable, see? 211 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:58,360 I won't feel hot. Mosquitoes won't bite me. 212 00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,920 It's perfect. 213 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,800 Besides, you probably don't have anything else. 214 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,200 Please. Bye! 215 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,680 Celina, what will we do with this girl? 216 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:11,040 -What to do? -I don't know. 217 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,520 Do you have something else? 218 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:22,120 Let's do this! Okay, I think we have a lot of options. 219 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,440 Okay. 220 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:33,520 Dimple. 221 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:35,960 I look terrible. 222 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:44,800 It looks like a tent! 223 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:46,720 You mean, Dimple looks like a fool. 224 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:55,000 -Nice stuff, dude. -Gorgeous! 225 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:58,360 -Except-- -No, this stays. 226 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:01,480 -Okay. -Okay? I'm leaving now. 227 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:04,080 -There's still a lot of work. Sit down! -What? 228 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,400 What else is left? 229 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:14,320 Beauty. A work of art indeed. 230 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,880 -One last thing. -No! 231 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,040 I will not use kohl. 232 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:19,920 -What's the problem with kohl? -No kohl. 233 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,920 It's just like a push-up bra for your eyes. 234 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:25,320 You are my mother's dream daughter. 235 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:28,600 My mother has two favorite things. Kohl and push-up bra. 236 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:31,480 Listen, trust me, your mother doesn't want a daughter like me. 237 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:32,840 Whatever, I'm going. 238 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:36,600 Hey, wait! Where are you going? Rishi will come to pick you up, right? 239 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:39,560 Is there a rule book that says the boy will pick up the girl? 240 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:40,480 I am ready. 241 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:42,560 Why should I wait? I can just go and pick him up. 242 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,360 Listen, use protection, kids. 243 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:50,320 Listen, cut the crap, Celina. Bye. 244 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,400 -Bye. Have fun. -Thank you, bye. 245 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:53,360 Bye. 246 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:59,800 Good job. Good job. 247 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:04,760 Listen, there's still time before your Cinderella curfew, right? 248 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:06,840 Yes, a little. Why? 249 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,000 Can I do something artistic with your hair? 250 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:10,520 Yeah, sure! 251 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:11,680 Okay then. 252 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:13,480 -I'll sit here? -Yes, come sit. 253 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:16,640 Okay. 254 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:20,680 Let's see. 255 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:24,120 -Shall we curl your hair? -Okay. 256 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,120 Just a minute. 257 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,080 Greetings! 258 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:38,000 Mr. Rishi is taking a bath. 259 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,400 Okay, I'll wait outside. 260 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:43,440 Please, come in. I'm going for an evening walk with Damini. 261 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:44,600 -Come in. -Who's there? 262 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:46,640 Make yourself comfortable. He'll be here soon. 263 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:47,560 Okay, thanks. 264 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:50,400 -Who are you speaking to? -Bye. 265 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,040 Yes, tell me. 266 00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:55,640 It was Dimple Bhabhi. Why are you always so suspicious? 267 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:32,920 Hi! 268 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:41,920 What are you doing here? My non-date will be here soon. 269 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,800 If she sees you in my room, what will she say? 270 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:51,240 People will gossip. It's their job to gossip. 271 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:53,960 Wow! Bollywood reference. 272 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,880 Sometimes, I stoop down to your level. 273 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:58,760 Nice. Let's go? 274 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,360 Aren't you a little overdressed? 275 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:24,680 Listen. 276 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:29,600 I don't know about your movie reviews, but I'm very impressed with this place. 277 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:33,400 Listen, don't be too impressed, okay? I mean, let this be a non-date. 278 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:36,480 If it gets converted into a date, things will get complicated. 279 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:37,480 Very funny. 280 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:45,160 The scooter that Babu Sheikh parked in front of Dr. Mandot's clinic... 281 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,320 the RDX in it was placed in my godown. 282 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,120 He died in front of Iqbal. 283 00:19:58,120 --> 00:19:59,640 That's why it is with me. 284 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:03,800 This is the way they work. 285 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:10,080 Listen... I didn't make this movie. If you're getting bored, we can leave. 286 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:14,040 We paid for the full movie. How can we leave? 287 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:16,080 Yes, but the film is boring, isn't it? 288 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,320 I'm sorry. 289 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:23,080 It's okay. We have the entire night. Thank God I made plans for dinner. 290 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:27,160 Listen, you won't poison me because of this disaster, right? 291 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,680 That's not a bad plan, actually. 292 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,760 Dimple, at least give me a hint. 293 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:35,200 -Okay! I will give you two hints. -Okay. 294 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,400 The first hint is, 295 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:39,800 -this place is owned by a single lady. -Okay. 296 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:41,160 And the second hint is, 297 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:45,520 she has converted an old mansion into a hotel all by herself. 298 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,080 Do you know her? 299 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:52,160 Her last name is Shekhawat, too. Are you related to her? 300 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,600 No, we're not related. It must be someone else. 301 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,920 I thought maybe we could get a discount. 302 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,920 It's not like I know every Shekhawat. 303 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:04,200 Well, your last name is Ahuja. Do you know Sonam Kapoor's husband? 304 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:06,960 Hey, take a right from here. 305 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,000 Sorry. 306 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:17,000 -Let's go. -Dimple, Dimple! 307 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:19,640 Listen. I read reviews of this place. They're very average. 308 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:20,720 Let's go somewhere else. 309 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,800 Movie reviews are your department. 310 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,200 Leave the food reviews to me, please. Let's go. 311 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:27,640 Oh, my God! 312 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,560 See? I told you to trust me. 313 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:33,880 It's cool, no? 314 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:36,600 -Isn't it? -Yeah. 315 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,480 -Greetings! -Namaste. 316 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,600 Greetings, sir! It has been a long time. 317 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,480 Yeah! That's due to college... 318 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,400 -Is my mother here? -No, she's gone out. 319 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:57,720 Okay. 320 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,120 Speak of the devil! 321 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,320 What's he saying? 322 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,840 Ashish is going to attend our college. 323 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,160 He's joining the course? 324 00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:16,880 No chance. 325 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,520 He is joining to play basketball. 326 00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:20,640 It's all a drama. 327 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,520 He's only coming to check out girls. 328 00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:29,400 That means there's a lot of similarity between both the brothers. 329 00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:31,200 What? 330 00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:33,000 No? 331 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,840 -You too-- -One second... 332 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,640 Before you complete that sentence. 333 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:42,560 He's coming to check out girls. In my mind, there was only one. 334 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,080 -Can I take the call? -It's fine. 335 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,600 -Just a minute. -No problem. 336 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,320 Hey, Mom, he's just a friend. 337 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,240 We get very bad food at the hostel, 338 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:03,080 so we're having bread and curry at a small diner. 339 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:05,160 What? 340 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:07,920 Mom, please stop your interrogation. 341 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:11,680 Okay, I have to go now. I'll call you later. 342 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:13,240 Yes, okay. Bye! 343 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:18,840 -Hi! -Hi. 344 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,280 Sorry... 345 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:24,840 my mom thinks I'm on a date with someone. 346 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,240 But... 347 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:33,800 I mean, this is not a date, right? 348 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:36,960 For me, it's a date. 349 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:39,280 I don't know about you. 350 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,600 I have never kissed anyone. 351 00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:57,960 I'm sorry. 352 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,680 You feel like you're in a scene from a movie, right? 353 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:13,800 No. 354 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,080 This is better than a movie. 355 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:20,120 Because this is not fake. 356 00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:49,560 Shall we go inside for dessert? 357 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:59,080 If you want, we can go. I'm done. 358 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,320 I'll just be back with you guys in a minute. 359 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:09,880 Rishi, hey! 360 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:17,720 You never come when I invite you. I'm so glad you could drag him here. 361 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,920 -Hi, I'm Kalpana. -Hi! Dimple. 362 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,320 Lovely to meet you. 363 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:25,600 And I hope my son is looking after you well. 364 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,360 Oh, you're... 365 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:33,640 I have no clue what's going on in his life. 366 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:35,720 From now on, I will check with you. Deal? 367 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:37,840 Deal. 368 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,080 He and Ashish are all grown up now. 369 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:43,560 They're not interested in their mother at all. 370 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:47,960 And I know that sons do need their father. 371 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:51,480 But don't worry. He is nothing like his dad. 372 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:52,400 Yeah. 373 00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:23,720 Dimple, can I say something? 374 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:27,000 It's fine, Rishi. Thanks for dropping me off at home. 375 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,200 It's quite late. 376 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:30,240 Good night. 377 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,000 Fuck! 378 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:44,400 I'm sorry. 379 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,280 Wait! One sec. 380 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:48,960 Dimp. 381 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,360 -Dimp! Dimp! -It's fine. I should've knocked first. 382 00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,040 I should've locked the door. 383 00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:58,720 Listen, please finish your thing. I'll be out here, just call me. 384 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,720 After whatever just happened, there's nothing left to finish. 385 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,040 About him, let me explain, we hooked up after the party-- 386 00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:05,440 No, it's your life. It's fine. 387 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:06,400 I'm just... 388 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,920 I'm... I'm just a little confused. 389 00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:14,160 I thought you and Namrata liked each other. 390 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:16,440 Wait. 391 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,120 Do you think that I "like" Namrata? 392 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:24,760 I don't think so, but... 393 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:26,240 So... 394 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,000 does she think... 395 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:31,920 Does she think that I like her? 396 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,920 -No! I mean, I don't know. -Somebody has told you something. 397 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:36,920 -No! -Right? 398 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,720 Nobody has told me anything. I haven't talked to anyone. 399 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,480 You are a terrible liar, Dimple. 400 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,040 Tell me. 401 00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:48,680 Listen... 402 00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:51,600 Rishi told me. 403 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,880 But you can't talk to Namrata about this, or with Rishi. 404 00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:56,120 You can't tell Namrata. 405 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,440 She can't know that you know. 406 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,160 -Celina! -Yeah. 407 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:06,200 -Please don't go and ask her anything. -No. 408 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:07,720 Just don't tell her, please. 409 00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:10,000 Relax. 410 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:13,840 Life is like a video game. 411 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,560 Unpredictable. 412 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:17,440 Anything can happen anytime. 413 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:21,320 That's why, like in a game, we must also play by the rules in life. 414 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,680 If your life's in order, you will benefit. 415 00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:29,160 Rule number one. Don't trust anyone. 416 00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:32,120 Everyone here changes colors, just like chameleons. 417 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,680 If you trust the wrong person blindly, 418 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:38,560 you'll become a loner chicken and you won't even realize it. 419 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:49,080 Rule number two. Never ever give up. 420 00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:51,720 This is a war zone. 421 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:55,600 You will get hit, you will fall, but you should not give up. 422 00:29:55,680 --> 00:30:00,880 No matter how many times you have to try, you have to get up. 423 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,480 You have to fight. 424 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:06,840 Rule number three. 425 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,120 Always be ready. Focus. 426 00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:13,320 If you stop paying attention, accidents will happen. 427 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:16,720 Anybody can come from behind and fuck you. 428 00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:21,360 Before he fucks you, you have to turn the tables on him. 429 00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,440 You need to show the assholes their place. 430 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,200 What were you doing in the girls' washroom for so long? 431 00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,520 Painting the walls with my semen. Is that a problem? 432 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:41,720 Did anyone ever teach you how to talk politely? 433 00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:45,160 Even when streaming League of Legends, you hurl abuses. 434 00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:46,400 Is that all you know, Anmol? 435 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:49,520 Excuse me? Are you talking about my gaming skills, by any chance? 436 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:52,800 Please. That's not called gaming, okay? 437 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:56,360 I play League of Legends, too, but I've never verbally abused anyone. 438 00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:58,760 You know what? Fuck it! 439 00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:00,080 Hey, listen! 440 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:04,280 You're still wet behind the ears and you want to tell me what a gamer is? 441 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:07,360 Stop your blabbering, or I will show you where you stand. 442 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:11,120 What will you do? 443 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:14,400 I'll kick your goddamn ass in the League of Legends championship. 444 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,680 -Are you challenging me? -Challenge? 445 00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,320 What if I defeat you? 446 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,240 Then I'll do as you say. 447 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,800 First of all, you will delete your Twitch account, 448 00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,160 and you will apologize to all your female followers. 449 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,280 Buddy, quit gaming and take up comedy instead. 450 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:33,920 -Yes or no, Anmol? -Done! 451 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:37,000 But if I win... 452 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:40,440 you will do the complete coding of my app. 453 00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:43,960 And you will drop your AntiSosh shit. Got it? 454 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:46,960 Done. 455 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:52,920 Hey, listen! 456 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,800 Take care of your balls. 457 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:04,240 'Cause they're gonna get kicked so hard, your entire family tree will be uprooted. 458 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,040 Got it? 459 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:08,960 Rule number four. 460 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:12,280 A game is played to be won, not to get beaten. 461 00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:16,160 So, go and play until it's "game over" for the whole world. 462 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000 Subtitle translation by Achala Yasin