1
00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:11,120
Creep.
2
00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,560
Indian chicks have got no chill, man!
3
00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:18,880
What the fuck did you do?
4
00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:24,400
What the fuck did I do to deserve this?
5
00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:28,680
You know, everyone is here for a reason.
6
00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:31,320
Some are here to study
and others, to date.
7
00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:32,920
Someone wants a wife.
8
00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,280
But I want WiFi.
9
00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:40,640
Because the internet speed in Jaipur
is slower than these dimwits.
10
00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:44,160
I wish I was back home,
in California, bro.
11
00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:46,520
I'd open for gigs in Moe's,
12
00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:50,440
chill at Ryan's party,
chat up with Phoebe from computer science.
13
00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:52,440
That's what summer is.
14
00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:54,960
This is not summer, this is suffer.
15
00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:56,560
-Hello!
-Hello. Hello.
16
00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:59,400
There's a line.
We've been waiting for an hour.
17
00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:01,040
I've been waiting a long time, too.
18
00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:02,720
Where were you? Where?
19
00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:04,280
-Her again?
-Here, in line.
20
00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:06,040
-That's the line.
-What's her problem?
21
00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:08,960
I have to tolerate these psychos
for three months.
22
00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:11,800
-We've been here for an hour.
-Fuck my life.
23
00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:14,160
Mental note: Stay away from her.
24
00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:15,160
She is bad news.
25
00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:16,880
-Wait! This is not about girls.
-Hey!
26
00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:20,120
-You're bothering her.
-Don't talk about feminism.
27
00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,080
What do you mean? There are rules...
28
00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:26,280
I swear to God, this feels like
an extended episode of Man vs. Wild.
29
00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:29,840
And the entire credit goes to...
30
00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:31,520
MOM CALLING...
31
00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:33,960
-Hey, Mom.
-Harsh.
32
00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:35,880
What is this three-month course thing?
33
00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:38,520
You don't seem to care
about your studies when you're here.
34
00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:40,840
Please be more understanding, son.
35
00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:43,880
Your grandparents
are not going to be around forever.
36
00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:46,680
-You must spend quality time with them.
-Yeah, Mom.
37
00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:49,880
Every quality second
I spend away from them shatters my soul.
38
00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:52,960
Does Grandpa need me? Every day he asks me
to fix his Tata Sky Dish.
39
00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:54,680
Up. A little more...
40
00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:57,320
-This way?
-Down, a little...
41
00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:59,600
Down? That's...
42
00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:02,720
-Okay.
-A little bit more.
43
00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:05,680
Grandpa, I don't think it works that way.
I gotta be honest.
44
00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:08,600
Grandma loves me so much,
every day she has a new name for me.
45
00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:10,920
-Himesh, dear...
-Harsh.
46
00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,160
Show your handwriting to Anju.
47
00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:17,920
When he was in third grade,
there was a handwriting competition,
48
00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,800
and he won second place.
49
00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:23,480
-He is our gem! Hiren.
-Harsh.
50
00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,320
Take a look...
51
00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:28,120
Seriously,
what have you gotten me into, Mom?
52
00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:33,280
I don't know. It's not very cool, bro.
53
00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:37,840
It's like
I'm in an escape room with no escape.
54
00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:47,200
That's why I have to go
to that shit-hole institute.
55
00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:51,480
At least I can download
some educational videos there.
56
00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:54,800
Just me and my teacher, Miss Mia Malkova.
57
00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:16,320
My beloved!
58
00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:18,960
I have a small house.
59
00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:21,480
My elderly grandmother resides there.
60
00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:25,560
Would you like to marry her grandson?
61
00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:30,120
Yes. Yes.
62
00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:32,160
Yes!
63
00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:42,920
O Lord of the Universe!
Mighty Lord of the Universe!
64
00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:46,680
Rishi!
65
00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:49,000
Did you meet Dimple?
66
00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:56,720
Now you're laughing at me, too, Grandma.
67
00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:02,680
Grandma! The coffee date went pretty well.
Her family will definitely accept him.
68
00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:07,520
Grandma,
her parents will call you very soon,
69
00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:09,840
saying "We have rejected your grandson."
70
00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:10,880
Dear...
71
00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:15,080
You started flirting with her
without introducing yourself.
72
00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:17,360
But she must have seen my photo, Grandma.
73
00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:20,400
You look a lot more handsome
than you do in your photo.
74
00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,640
Let her calm down today.
75
00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:26,400
Start all over again tomorrow.
76
00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,760
Okay. I will try again tomorrow.
77
00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:32,240
Rishi?
78
00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:35,200
Did you like Dimple?
79
00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,200
Do you use coconut shampoo?
80
00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:05,760
Yeah?
81
00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,000
It's lovely, I'm allergic.
82
00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:09,480
What?
83
00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:28,480
Talk to her.
84
00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:34,280
-Sorry, we got off on the wrong foot--
-What is your problem?
85
00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:36,160
I'm Rishi.
86
00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:39,360
I mean, that's not my problem.
That's my name. Rishi.
87
00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:42,520
Rishi Singh.
88
00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:44,200
So?
89
00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:48,160
Rishi Singh Shekhawat!
90
00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,160
Aren't you Dimple Ahuja?
91
00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:57,560
How do you know my name?
92
00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:01,440
-Are you stalking me?
-No, your mom...
93
00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:05,960
She set us up.
94
00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:14,800
To become your future wife?
95
00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:18,960
You didn't know?
96
00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:21,960
You didn't know.
97
00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:25,800
Sorry. I'm sorry.
98
00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:34,480
Hello.
99
00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:36,320
Hi.
100
00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:39,600
Myself 41.
101
00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:43,200
Zeenat.
102
00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,680
Myself Zeenat Karim.
103
00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:49,400
Pleased to meet you, Karim.
104
00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:52,480
Myself 36.
105
00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:01,880
You must be nervous, too?
106
00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:04,680
Among all these children...
107
00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:05,600
No.
108
00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:08,040
They should be nervous.
109
00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:14,960
Sid, sir, may I take this opportunity
to get your autograph, please?
110
00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:21,720
Where did you get this?
Even I don't have this.
111
00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:24,640
Sir, this is the very first edition.
112
00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:27,480
I am your biggest fan. Very big fan, sir.
113
00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:35,880
-What's your name?
-I'm Mohit Mohan Mohite, sir. Momo.
114
00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:42,280
I think I'll keep this.
115
00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,200
Thank you very much.
116
00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:56,760
Are you a celebrity?
117
00:07:58,640 --> 00:07:59,640
Here, I am.
118
00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:02,800
Guys.
119
00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:06,160
My name is Siddharth Sinha. Sid.
120
00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:07,920
MOM - Mummy, pick up the phone.
Mummyyy!!!
121
00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,400
The world's biggest tech company is Apple.
122
00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:12,040
-Is he our teacher?
-Yes.
123
00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:16,880
There was once somebody
who owned 150,000 shares of Apple.
124
00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,600
Someone that you'll never expect.
125
00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:21,080
-Who was that?
-Sir.
126
00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:24,120
-Ahuja, right?
-Yes, sir.
127
00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:28,480
Sir, Apple almost went bankrupt in 1997.
128
00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:30,920
That's when someone
gave 150 million dollars--
129
00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:31,880
Ahuja.
130
00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:33,760
The name, not the story.
131
00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:35,240
Sir.
132
00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:37,000
Bill Gates.
133
00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:41,840
Bill Gates.
Microsoft saves its biggest competitor.
134
00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:43,360
What did you learn, Katyal?
135
00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:49,200
-That the competition should be healthy.
-Exactly.
136
00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:53,240
Over the next three months,
I will pair you up in teams of two,
137
00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:55,280
and each team will make an app.
138
00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:58,360
In the end, the team with the best app...
139
00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:01,280
will get a really cool internship.
140
00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:03,800
-Excited?
-Yes, sir.
141
00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:06,480
Hey, Agarwal!
142
00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,480
Hi!
143
00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:10,000
-Hi!
-Welcome.
144
00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:12,600
-Thank you.
-I have heard that
145
00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:15,440
quite a few people are downloading
naughty stuff on college Wi-Fi.
146
00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,080
Missing America way too much?
147
00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:21,080
But you know what?
You can get ahead of everyone.
148
00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:22,400
By watching porn?
149
00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:24,080
Yeah.
150
00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:25,920
You guys know, right?
151
00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:30,600
Porn is one of the biggest contributors
to the success of internet.
152
00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:33,440
Video streaming began with porn.
153
00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:37,840
Online transactions also began with porn.
154
00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:41,680
That's because sex
drives the entire human race, sir.
155
00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:43,160
What? I don't agree.
156
00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:47,400
Sir, I don't think
it's because of the adult film industry.
157
00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:50,800
I think progress happens
when we see a problem not as a problem
158
00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:52,360
but as an opportunity.
159
00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,080
We have
a Nandini Nahata fangirl in the class.
160
00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:58,600
Ahuja, even I have seen
Nandini Nahata's TED Talks.
161
00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:02,160
-To be honest, they're very helpful.
-Yeah.
162
00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:05,920
When I can't sleep, I put one on.
It puts me to sleep in no time.
163
00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:11,760
Okay, everyone has their app idea ready?
164
00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:14,240
-Who wants to entertain me first?
-Sir!
165
00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:19,120
Ramaswamy.
166
00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:21,160
Visualize your app.
167
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:26,520
Sir, this is a dating app
where you will have to impress a girl.
168
00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:29,280
But in 140 characters or less.
169
00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:32,480
Basically the combination
of Twitter and Tinder, Twinder.
170
00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:33,640
Let me demonstrate.
171
00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:38,680
Ms. Shahana, I am a very progressive guy.
172
00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:41,000
I am fully feminist towards females.
173
00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:43,960
I'm also a gentle lover.
174
00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:47,160
Most important thing about me is that I...
175
00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,920
-Rejected.
-Sir...
176
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,160
Did the girl reject me
or did you reject the app?
177
00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:57,200
Both.
178
00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:59,440
-Twinder.
-Twinder.
179
00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:00,360
Next?
180
00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:03,200
-Sir, I've got an app.
-Tamang!
181
00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:07,000
Pandu!
182
00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:13,280
It's basically a really cool app
that tells you where the cops are.
183
00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:16,800
In case you're driving to plan drunk.
184
00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:19,440
Pandu on the right. Please take left.
185
00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:24,400
Hey, Tamang! What if the app says go left,
but you're too drunk and you go right?
186
00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:25,960
Should I fine you for a bad idea?
187
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,240
You guys can leave now.
188
00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:30,400
Explore Jaipur.
189
00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:32,440
Do whatever.
190
00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:35,960
And come back with a photo.
191
00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,320
It better not be a selfie.
192
00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:42,160
A photo that shows me,
that tells me who you are.
193
00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:45,120
Find yourself here.
194
00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:47,200
And who knows?
195
00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,840
Something might just click.
196
00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:52,160
And, yeah...
197
00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:54,960
Don't take it lightly.
198
00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:59,280
Because on the basis of your photographs,
199
00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:01,600
I will make the teams.
200
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:04,360
And these teams
will work together for three months.
201
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:07,840
Sid has given us the full day.
202
00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:10,600
Come, I will show you Jaipur
through video call.
203
00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:12,520
Right now, this is my nap time.
204
00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:17,280
I'll go in the evening.
I'll take photos that are so fantastic,
205
00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:21,480
Sid will give me
a scholarship first, then an internship,
206
00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:24,040
and, in the future, a 49-51 partnership.
207
00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:28,520
Awesome! Here you go, Harsh Agarwal.
Welcome to 45 degrees Celsius.
208
00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,560
-One-fifty rupees, sir.
-One-fifty is a lot, man.
209
00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,880
Mr. Naughty America, hub of porn!
210
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,600
Twenty degrees Celsius. Much better.
211
00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:36,240
Poor man's Vincent Chase. Hurry up.
212
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,720
At least you will be cool mentally.
213
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:38,640
Thank you.
214
00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,680
Not such a bad start
to the course, I guess.
215
00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:52,080
Dimple!
216
00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:54,800
Dimple!
217
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,640
Can I come with you?
218
00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:02,720
I hope you don't mind.
219
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,320
-Sure.
-Is tripling okay with you?
220
00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:08,280
Your boobies feeling me
Her boobies feeling you
221
00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,120
Shut up. Okay, let's go.
222
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:12,320
Rishi, look!
223
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,800
Namrata, this is a bad idea.
Please leave her alone.
224
00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,520
They're our guests in Rajasthan, Rishi.
225
00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,400
So? You want to sing them the state song?
226
00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:21,040
Please, this is a very bad idea.
227
00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:22,840
Hey, guys! Hi!
228
00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:24,360
Shall we work together?
229
00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:25,400
Perf!
230
00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:26,600
Come in.
231
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:30,520
Yes, it is too hot, isn't it?
Let me powder my face.
232
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,520
By the way, what do we have to do?
It wasn't clear to me.
233
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,400
Where should we find ourselves?
234
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:41,200
Zeenat, it's Jaipur.
We have the whole day.
235
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,040
Let's drive around. We'll find something.
236
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:56,560
Bub, if our pictures are similar, then Sid
will have to put us together, okay?
237
00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:23,240
Why is it not moving its tail?
238
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,720
It's not his tail, it's feathers.
239
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:28,240
Whatever it is,
why's it not doing its thing?
240
00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:31,760
You know, they spread their feathers
like that to attract peahens.
241
00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:34,720
What if he's into pea-cocks?
242
00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:37,560
Hey, listen, I have an idea.
243
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,080
More, more, more.
244
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,480
The person you're calling
is not answering.
245
00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:02,240
Dimple, water?
246
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:03,200
No, thanks.
247
00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:12,560
Something is troubling her, isn't it?
248
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,520
Me. I am the problem.
249
00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:22,800
The person you're calling
is not answering.
250
00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:25,000
Dimple.
251
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:26,880
You okay?
252
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,280
Yeah.
253
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:34,440
Listen. Once again, I'm really sorry.
254
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,960
-I didn't know--
-Don't apologize.
255
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,400
Those who should be sorry
aren't answering the phone.
256
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,240
You've also been cheated.
257
00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:44,080
My mother should say sorry to you, too.
258
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:47,120
"Get married. How will you get married?
When will it happen?"
259
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,600
She should've gotten married again
if she was so keen.
260
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:51,760
This has been going on
in my house for 17 years.
261
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:52,680
On loop.
262
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:57,680
Because if you are a girl, you can't have
any other dream except marriage.
263
00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:00,600
Why do you need to study?
You aren't allowed to have ambitions.
264
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:03,480
You turned 18?
"Very good, dear. Get ready." What for?
265
00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:06,160
"You have three options.
Marriage, marriage, and marriage."
266
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:12,400
You know, I was so happy...
267
00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:16,760
when my mom gave me
the permission to join the course.
268
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:19,840
I thought, finally she understands.
269
00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,160
She's trying.
270
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,080
Clearly not.
271
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:26,960
"Understand the family.
Find yourself in Jaipur."
272
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:30,480
Life feels
like a bunch of fuckin' assignments, man.
273
00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:32,840
You know what? This is who I am.
274
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,680
A fucking penguin in India.
275
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,720
To be honest,
it's a ridiculous assignment.
276
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,800
I mean, come on!
Find yourself in one day!
277
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:48,080
There are 40, 50-year-olds out there
who are still finding themselves.
278
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,800
They are starting
the second innings of their lives.
279
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:55,040
And we...
We are just 18 years old.
280
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,840
Eighteen fuckin' years old, man!
281
00:16:56,920 --> 00:17:00,920
We're restless, we're selfish,
we're grade-A assholes.
282
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,320
-Come here.
-That's who we are.
283
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,280
Smile!
284
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,160
Do it!
285
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:10,400
What a stupid assignment. What do we
look for if we don't have a clue?
286
00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:12,160
Do you want to eat something?
287
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,800
I can't stop.
288
00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:15,360
My assignment should be the best.
289
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:17,800
You eat if you want to.
290
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:20,160
No, it's okay.
Mine isn't done yet, either.
291
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,000
-Yours is easy.
-Is it?
292
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,240
Take a photo of this wedding dress.
293
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:26,840
You like getting married, don't you?
294
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,000
What do you mean? That isn't a hobby.
295
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:31,480
I know.
296
00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:35,120
Put vermilion
on someone's forehead and take a photo.
297
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,280
Kill two birds with one stone.
298
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:40,920
"How would you know
the value of vermilion, Dimpia?"
299
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:41,840
Yuck!
300
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,440
Hey, I got my idea. Let's go.
301
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,800
Let's go! Please come.
302
00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:50,000
-Where?
-Come!
303
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:00,680
Rishi!
304
00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:02,560
What are you doing?
305
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,880
Do you mind? You're blocking my view.
306
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,440
I've paid good money to watch this.
307
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:10,360
Sorry!
308
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,480
You're so obsessed with movies.
309
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:33,840
What is this?
310
00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:35,840
Sweet curd.
311
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,600
It is famous in Jaipur.
312
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:39,200
Okay, I didn't know.
313
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:42,960
I'll eat after the assignment.
314
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:46,920
If sweet curd stays out too long,
it may get spoiled.
315
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,240
So let's not stay out for long.
316
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:51,200
Let's go.
317
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,800
The view is good. The light is good.
318
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,520
What are we waiting for?
319
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,400
I want to take a photo of it in flight.
320
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:06,840
I get it.
321
00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:10,080
So you're one of those birds
who now has wings.
322
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:13,480
-That's cool. Shall I help you?
-No.
323
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,600
I want to do it myself.
It's my assignment.
324
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,480
-Okay, let me make it fly.
-No!
325
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,360
Photography is about capturing the moment,
326
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:25,960
not creating the moment.
327
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,800
Fine, I was just trying to help.
328
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,080
Seems like they don't want to fly.
They're pretty comfortable.
329
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:35,640
Just like you.
330
00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:38,400
What do you mean?
331
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,320
No. I mean...
332
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,800
You must have gotten everything
in life comfortably.
333
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:47,920
Perfect business, perfect family,
perfect parents, perfect life...
334
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,400
You got everything without trying.
335
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,880
Yeah, I do have a perfect life.
336
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000
Perfect family, perfect parents.
337
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:11,800
You're right.
338
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:20,960
Do you see that white bird?
339
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,440
Perched at a distance.
340
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:23,680
That's you?
341
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,040
No.
342
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:26,520
What is it called?
343
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:28,800
That's a crane.
344
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:30,320
Crane.
345
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:32,600
It is common here.
346
00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:38,440
Want some sweet curd?
347
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,120
Nice.
348
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,920
The team is Malhotra and Karim.
349
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,680
Laugh all you like.
350
00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,240
Let's see who you get paired with.
351
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:00,520
Any app ideas?
352
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:01,680
Yes, sir.
353
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:04,680
The Zombie Race.
354
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:06,960
This is an app
which has zombies, of course.
355
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:10,080
You need to run, too, but there's a twist.
356
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:12,320
You don't run away from zombies.
357
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:15,520
The player is the zombie,
and he is running away from humans.
358
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,600
After all, humans are awful.
359
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,280
-Rejected.
-What?
360
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:23,760
It's Temple Run with zombies.
361
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:25,120
Really original.
362
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:29,000
Karim, app idea.
363
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,560
Sir, she has nothing to offer.
364
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:35,600
Actually, I did have an idea.
365
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:37,720
Yes...
366
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:40,160
These modern kids...
367
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,560
use so many short forms,
368
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:47,080
which I completely fail to understand.
369
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:48,120
Perf, AF...
370
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:49,520
Bullshit.
371
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,760
That's why I thought...
If I am wrong, I'm sorry, sir.
372
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,280
But I thought...
373
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,960
if I create a dictionary app,
374
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:05,120
then people born in the '70s,
like us, can talk like millennials.
375
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,360
Shut her mouth, man.
376
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:08,720
Finally a good idea.
377
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:10,520
Well done, Karim.
378
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:14,400
You don't need to be scared at all.
379
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:19,480
All right,
let's find our team number nine.
380
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:20,480
Katyal...
381
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:25,440
and Matthews.
382
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:28,880
But why, sir?
383
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:30,280
The contrast.
384
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:32,960
Yeah, but our goals
and sensibilities should also match.
385
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:34,800
I mean,
you can't just pair him with anybody.
386
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,680
-The similarities, sir.
-Yes, of course.
387
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,520
You've made a very good point.
388
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,560
Let me show you the photo you took. This.
389
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,120
-Right? Very nice.
-Yes.
390
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:46,000
And this is the photo that Momo took.
391
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,320
-What the...
-Similarities.
392
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,440
You stole... Sir, he stole my picture.
393
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,920
I clicked it. It's on my Instagram.
I can show it to you.
394
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:54,840
Yeah.
395
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:58,920
What are the odds? Momo decides to steal
a picture off the internet
396
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,040
and it happens to be from your Instagram?
397
00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:03,880
What can I do? This is...
This match is made in heaven.
398
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:06,840
I now pronounce you team number ten.
399
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,240
Are you fucking stupid?
400
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:10,240
Same pinch!
401
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:16,080
Sir, can I please share my idea?
402
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,080
Sure.
403
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:23,920
This gentleman has diabetes.
404
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,880
And this lady, his wife...
405
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:26,800
Say hello.
406
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:27,720
-Hi.
-Cute.
407
00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:31,160
This lady is going to install
our app on his smartwatch.
408
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:35,160
When his blood sugar level rises...
409
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,600
-Warning!
-...aunty will know.
410
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:39,480
Sir, this app
will make people hypochondriacs.
411
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,520
-It's not good!
-Ahuja.
412
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,120
Speak when you're spoken to.
413
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,320
Matthews, any app ideas?
414
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,040
I really don't have an idea,
I don't know--
415
00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:54,120
-Matthews.
-Sir, I'll go with Krish's.
416
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,720
Team number 11.
417
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:56,880
Ahuja...
418
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:00,480
and...
419
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:07,280
Agarwal.
420
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:13,480
Sorry, Shekhawat.
Couldn't pair you with your wife.
421
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:14,560
Future wife.
422
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:20,200
So the class' Little Ms. Know-It-All...
423
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:24,440
Meet your partner, Mr. Naughty America.
424
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:29,040
I am 100% sure
that you don't have any app ideas.
425
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,520
But I'm 500% sure...
426
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:38,040
she has at least one app idea.
427
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:40,560
Sir, I have an idea for an app
and what to call it.
428
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,240
-May I?
-Sure.
429
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:46,280
So, Wishlist is basically
a life coach app,
430
00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:48,800
which will make a flowchart
of your success.
431
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,080
Okay.
432
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:53,120
So that you can easily follow
in the footsteps of your real-life idol.
433
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,560
For example,
my real-life idol is Nandini Nahata.
434
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,440
Master's degree when I'm 21.
435
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:06,200
At 26, a deal worth 50 million
for my first start up.
436
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,120
Dollars, not rupees.
437
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:14,560
And then many, many, many TED Talks later,
438
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:18,720
at the age of 29,
my first Forbes' "30 Under 30" cover.
439
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:21,280
Full marks for effort.
440
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,040
Zero for idea. Rejected.
441
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:28,160
-Sir, I don't think you got the idea.
-Your idea is ridiculous.
442
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:31,160
You think your app
can make Tamang into Elon Musk?
443
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:35,840
Also, sir, "Wishlist"
is the wrong name for the app.
444
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,280
What about "Copycat"?
445
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,600
Ahuja, change your idol.
446
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,840
Also, why don't you just make an app
for future wives?
447
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,360
Future housewives.
448
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,240
Enough.
449
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:54,120
That leaves us with Bidasaria
and Shekhawat. You're team number 12.
450
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:57,120
Sir, it's a unique dating app
which uses
451
00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:00,160
different parameters to check
compatibility between two people.
452
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,440
Check the compatibility--
453
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,640
-Sir, should I continue?
-Yeah, yeah, sure.
454
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:06,960
Hello?
455
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:08,360
Dimple!
456
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:10,640
Sorry, dear, just saw your missed call.
457
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:14,040
You know what happened today?
I got locked in the bathroom.
458
00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:16,240
Mom, can you stop lying for once?
459
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:20,080
What happened?
460
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:24,920
I had one wish. But you had to try to turn
this place into a marriage bureau.
461
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:30,280
It's not like that.
I was just thinking that,
462
00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:33,520
along with your studies,
you could get acquainted with people.
463
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:34,960
-She's very angry.
-Hold on.
464
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:36,520
-Talk to her.
-You talk.
465
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,520
-Darling, calm down.
-Papa, you know,
466
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:43,120
I can't tolerate lies.
467
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:46,840
I expected it from Mom, but I didn't think
that you would play games.
468
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,000
Dear, I'm not playing any games.
469
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:51,000
-I--
-I don't want to talk to you,
470
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:53,920
not to you or to Mom.
Please don't call me.
471
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,320
My dear, Dimple--
472
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:02,440
Please don't make me
the referee in your games.
473
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:06,640
Lesson learnt. You can be super prepared
and life can still surprise you.
474
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,440
You might think your plan is clear.
475
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,040
But then realize
your plan was nothing but a sham.
476
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:13,280
Listen, let me make this clear:
477
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:17,360
If you are not interested in this course,
please sit in your room and watch porn.
478
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:19,280
I have come here to be top of the class.
479
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:22,200
And I can do it alone. I don't need you.
480
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:25,720
Okay, that's great.
Thank you. I appreciate that.
481
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:30,400
Having said that, I did, however,
have an idea for our group
482
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:32,400
if you were interested in listening.
483
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,480
How about we make a meditation app
484
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:38,080
for hyper-aggressive chicks
who like to throw coffee on guys?
485
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:42,360
Only she was destined to be my partner
in the entire course!
486
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:47,920
One more time,
mental note, keep safe distance.
487
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,640
Listen, I gotta bounce.
I'll see you later, bye.
488
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,000
Overall, there are plenty of chill scenes.
489
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,200
Not weather-wise, but otherwise.
490
00:27:57,040 --> 00:28:00,280
I thought I'd be all alone here,
but guess what?
491
00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:04,080
I've made some chill friends,
learned some new cuss words.
492
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:05,360
'Sup, bastards?
493
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:07,920
It can't be compared to California,
494
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,560
but I have a feeling that Jaipur's summer
is gonna surprise me, in a good way.
495
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,000
She's here. Give me two minutes.
496
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:17,440
Hi.
497
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:20,200
Are you okay?
498
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,040
Yeah. I'm great.
499
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,400
What will happen to me?
500
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,720
What are you still doing here?
501
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,640
The wedding plan is already cancelled.
502
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,040
So now, you can fuck off.
503
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,440
I think there's gonna be
a lot of drama this summer.
504
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,680
So I'm gonna keep my popcorn ready.
505
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,360
-What the fuck is wrong with her?
-I really don't know, man.
506
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,120
Subtitle translation by Achala Yasin