1 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:11,120 Creep. 2 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,560 Indian chicks have got no chill, man! 3 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:18,880 What the fuck did you do? 4 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:24,400 What the fuck did I do to deserve this? 5 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:28,680 You know, everyone is here for a reason. 6 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:31,320 Some are here to study and others, to date. 7 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:32,920 Someone wants a wife. 8 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,280 But I want WiFi. 9 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:40,640 Because the internet speed in Jaipur is slower than these dimwits. 10 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:44,160 I wish I was back home, in California, bro. 11 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:46,520 I'd open for gigs in Moe's, 12 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:50,440 chill at Ryan's party, chat up with Phoebe from computer science. 13 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:52,440 That's what summer is. 14 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:54,960 This is not summer, this is suffer. 15 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:56,560 -Hello! -Hello. Hello. 16 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:59,400 There's a line. We've been waiting for an hour. 17 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:01,040 I've been waiting a long time, too. 18 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:02,720 Where were you? Where? 19 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:04,280 -Her again? -Here, in line. 20 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:06,040 -That's the line. -What's her problem? 21 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:08,960 I have to tolerate these psychos for three months. 22 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:11,800 -We've been here for an hour. -Fuck my life. 23 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:14,160 Mental note: Stay away from her. 24 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:15,160 She is bad news. 25 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:16,880 -Wait! This is not about girls. -Hey! 26 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:20,120 -You're bothering her. -Don't talk about feminism. 27 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,080 What do you mean? There are rules... 28 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:26,280 I swear to God, this feels like an extended episode of Man vs. Wild. 29 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:29,840 And the entire credit goes to... 30 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:31,520 MOM CALLING... 31 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:33,960 -Hey, Mom. -Harsh. 32 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:35,880 What is this three-month course thing? 33 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:38,520 You don't seem to care about your studies when you're here. 34 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:40,840 Please be more understanding, son. 35 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:43,880 Your grandparents are not going to be around forever. 36 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:46,680 -You must spend quality time with them. -Yeah, Mom. 37 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:49,880 Every quality second I spend away from them shatters my soul. 38 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:52,960 Does Grandpa need me? Every day he asks me to fix his Tata Sky Dish. 39 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:54,680 Up. A little more... 40 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:57,320 -This way? -Down, a little... 41 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:59,600 Down? That's... 42 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:02,720 -Okay. -A little bit more. 43 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:05,680 Grandpa, I don't think it works that way. I gotta be honest. 44 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:08,600 Grandma loves me so much, every day she has a new name for me. 45 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:10,920 -Himesh, dear... -Harsh. 46 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,160 Show your handwriting to Anju. 47 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:17,920 When he was in third grade, there was a handwriting competition, 48 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,800 and he won second place. 49 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:23,480 -He is our gem! Hiren. -Harsh. 50 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,320 Take a look... 51 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:28,120 Seriously, what have you gotten me into, Mom? 52 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:33,280 I don't know. It's not very cool, bro. 53 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:37,840 It's like I'm in an escape room with no escape. 54 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:47,200 That's why I have to go to that shit-hole institute. 55 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:51,480 At least I can download some educational videos there. 56 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:54,800 Just me and my teacher, Miss Mia Malkova. 57 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:16,320 My beloved! 58 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:18,960 I have a small house. 59 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:21,480 My elderly grandmother resides there. 60 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:25,560 Would you like to marry her grandson? 61 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:30,120 Yes. Yes. 62 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:32,160 Yes! 63 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:42,920 O Lord of the Universe! Mighty Lord of the Universe! 64 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:46,680 Rishi! 65 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:49,000 Did you meet Dimple? 66 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:56,720 Now you're laughing at me, too, Grandma. 67 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:02,680 Grandma! The coffee date went pretty well. Her family will definitely accept him. 68 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:07,520 Grandma, her parents will call you very soon, 69 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:09,840 saying "We have rejected your grandson." 70 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:10,880 Dear... 71 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:15,080 You started flirting with her without introducing yourself. 72 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:17,360 But she must have seen my photo, Grandma. 73 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:20,400 You look a lot more handsome than you do in your photo. 74 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,640 Let her calm down today. 75 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:26,400 Start all over again tomorrow. 76 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,760 Okay. I will try again tomorrow. 77 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:32,240 Rishi? 78 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:35,200 Did you like Dimple? 79 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,200 Do you use coconut shampoo? 80 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:05,760 Yeah? 81 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,000 It's lovely, I'm allergic. 82 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:09,480 What? 83 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:28,480 Talk to her. 84 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:34,280 -Sorry, we got off on the wrong foot-- -What is your problem? 85 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:36,160 I'm Rishi. 86 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:39,360 I mean, that's not my problem. That's my name. Rishi. 87 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:42,520 Rishi Singh. 88 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:44,200 So? 89 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:48,160 Rishi Singh Shekhawat! 90 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,160 Aren't you Dimple Ahuja? 91 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:57,560 How do you know my name? 92 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:01,440 -Are you stalking me? -No, your mom... 93 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:05,960 She set us up. 94 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:14,800 To become your future wife? 95 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:18,960 You didn't know? 96 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:21,960 You didn't know. 97 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:25,800 Sorry. I'm sorry. 98 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:34,480 Hello. 99 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:36,320 Hi. 100 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:39,600 Myself 41. 101 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:43,200 Zeenat. 102 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,680 Myself Zeenat Karim. 103 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:49,400 Pleased to meet you, Karim. 104 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:52,480 Myself 36. 105 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:01,880 You must be nervous, too? 106 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:04,680 Among all these children... 107 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:05,600 No. 108 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:08,040 They should be nervous. 109 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:14,960 Sid, sir, may I take this opportunity to get your autograph, please? 110 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:21,720 Where did you get this? Even I don't have this. 111 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:24,640 Sir, this is the very first edition. 112 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:27,480 I am your biggest fan. Very big fan, sir. 113 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:35,880 -What's your name? -I'm Mohit Mohan Mohite, sir. Momo. 114 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:42,280 I think I'll keep this. 115 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,200 Thank you very much. 116 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:56,760 Are you a celebrity? 117 00:07:58,640 --> 00:07:59,640 Here, I am. 118 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:02,800 Guys. 119 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:06,160 My name is Siddharth Sinha. Sid. 120 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:07,920 MOM - Mummy, pick up the phone. Mummyyy!!! 121 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,400 The world's biggest tech company is Apple. 122 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:12,040 -Is he our teacher? -Yes. 123 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:16,880 There was once somebody who owned 150,000 shares of Apple. 124 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,600 Someone that you'll never expect. 125 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:21,080 -Who was that? -Sir. 126 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:24,120 -Ahuja, right? -Yes, sir. 127 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:28,480 Sir, Apple almost went bankrupt in 1997. 128 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:30,920 That's when someone gave 150 million dollars-- 129 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:31,880 Ahuja. 130 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:33,760 The name, not the story. 131 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:35,240 Sir. 132 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:37,000 Bill Gates. 133 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:41,840 Bill Gates. Microsoft saves its biggest competitor. 134 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:43,360 What did you learn, Katyal? 135 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:49,200 -That the competition should be healthy. -Exactly. 136 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:53,240 Over the next three months, I will pair you up in teams of two, 137 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:55,280 and each team will make an app. 138 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:58,360 In the end, the team with the best app... 139 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:01,280 will get a really cool internship. 140 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:03,800 -Excited? -Yes, sir. 141 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:06,480 Hey, Agarwal! 142 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,480 Hi! 143 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:10,000 -Hi! -Welcome. 144 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:12,600 -Thank you. -I have heard that 145 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:15,440 quite a few people are downloading naughty stuff on college Wi-Fi. 146 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,080 Missing America way too much? 147 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:21,080 But you know what? You can get ahead of everyone. 148 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:22,400 By watching porn? 149 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:24,080 Yeah. 150 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:25,920 You guys know, right? 151 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:30,600 Porn is one of the biggest contributors to the success of internet. 152 00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:33,440 Video streaming began with porn. 153 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:37,840 Online transactions also began with porn. 154 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:41,680 That's because sex drives the entire human race, sir. 155 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:43,160 What? I don't agree. 156 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:47,400 Sir, I don't think it's because of the adult film industry. 157 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:50,800 I think progress happens when we see a problem not as a problem 158 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:52,360 but as an opportunity. 159 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,080 We have a Nandini Nahata fangirl in the class. 160 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:58,600 Ahuja, even I have seen Nandini Nahata's TED Talks. 161 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:02,160 -To be honest, they're very helpful. -Yeah. 162 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:05,920 When I can't sleep, I put one on. It puts me to sleep in no time. 163 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:11,760 Okay, everyone has their app idea ready? 164 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:14,240 -Who wants to entertain me first? -Sir! 165 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:19,120 Ramaswamy. 166 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:21,160 Visualize your app. 167 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:26,520 Sir, this is a dating app where you will have to impress a girl. 168 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:29,280 But in 140 characters or less. 169 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:32,480 Basically the combination of Twitter and Tinder, Twinder. 170 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:33,640 Let me demonstrate. 171 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:38,680 Ms. Shahana, I am a very progressive guy. 172 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:41,000 I am fully feminist towards females. 173 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:43,960 I'm also a gentle lover. 174 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:47,160 Most important thing about me is that I... 175 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,920 -Rejected. -Sir... 176 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,160 Did the girl reject me or did you reject the app? 177 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:57,200 Both. 178 00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:59,440 -Twinder. -Twinder. 179 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:00,360 Next? 180 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:03,200 -Sir, I've got an app. -Tamang! 181 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:07,000 Pandu! 182 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:13,280 It's basically a really cool app that tells you where the cops are. 183 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:16,800 In case you're driving to plan drunk. 184 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:19,440 Pandu on the right. Please take left. 185 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:24,400 Hey, Tamang! What if the app says go left, but you're too drunk and you go right? 186 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:25,960 Should I fine you for a bad idea? 187 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,240 You guys can leave now. 188 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:30,400 Explore Jaipur. 189 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:32,440 Do whatever. 190 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:35,960 And come back with a photo. 191 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,320 It better not be a selfie. 192 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:42,160 A photo that shows me, that tells me who you are. 193 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:45,120 Find yourself here. 194 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:47,200 And who knows? 195 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,840 Something might just click. 196 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:52,160 And, yeah... 197 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:54,960 Don't take it lightly. 198 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:59,280 Because on the basis of your photographs, 199 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:01,600 I will make the teams. 200 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:04,360 And these teams will work together for three months. 201 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:07,840 Sid has given us the full day. 202 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:10,600 Come, I will show you Jaipur through video call. 203 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:12,520 Right now, this is my nap time. 204 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:17,280 I'll go in the evening. I'll take photos that are so fantastic, 205 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:21,480 Sid will give me a scholarship first, then an internship, 206 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:24,040 and, in the future, a 49-51 partnership. 207 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:28,520 Awesome! Here you go, Harsh Agarwal. Welcome to 45 degrees Celsius. 208 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,560 -One-fifty rupees, sir. -One-fifty is a lot, man. 209 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,880 Mr. Naughty America, hub of porn! 210 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,600 Twenty degrees Celsius. Much better. 211 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:36,240 Poor man's Vincent Chase. Hurry up. 212 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,720 At least you will be cool mentally. 213 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:38,640 Thank you. 214 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,680 Not such a bad start to the course, I guess. 215 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:52,080 Dimple! 216 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:54,800 Dimple! 217 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,640 Can I come with you? 218 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:02,720 I hope you don't mind. 219 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,320 -Sure. -Is tripling okay with you? 220 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:08,280 Your boobies feeling me Her boobies feeling you 221 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,120 Shut up. Okay, let's go. 222 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:12,320 Rishi, look! 223 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,800 Namrata, this is a bad idea. Please leave her alone. 224 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,520 They're our guests in Rajasthan, Rishi. 225 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,400 So? You want to sing them the state song? 226 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:21,040 Please, this is a very bad idea. 227 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:22,840 Hey, guys! Hi! 228 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:24,360 Shall we work together? 229 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:25,400 Perf! 230 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:26,600 Come in. 231 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:30,520 Yes, it is too hot, isn't it? Let me powder my face. 232 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,520 By the way, what do we have to do? It wasn't clear to me. 233 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,400 Where should we find ourselves? 234 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:41,200 Zeenat, it's Jaipur. We have the whole day. 235 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,040 Let's drive around. We'll find something. 236 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:56,560 Bub, if our pictures are similar, then Sid will have to put us together, okay? 237 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:23,240 Why is it not moving its tail? 238 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,720 It's not his tail, it's feathers. 239 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:28,240 Whatever it is, why's it not doing its thing? 240 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:31,760 You know, they spread their feathers like that to attract peahens. 241 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:34,720 What if he's into pea-cocks? 242 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:37,560 Hey, listen, I have an idea. 243 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,080 More, more, more. 244 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,480 The person you're calling is not answering. 245 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:02,240 Dimple, water? 246 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:03,200 No, thanks. 247 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:12,560 Something is troubling her, isn't it? 248 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,520 Me. I am the problem. 249 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:22,800 The person you're calling is not answering. 250 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:25,000 Dimple. 251 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:26,880 You okay? 252 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,280 Yeah. 253 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:34,440 Listen. Once again, I'm really sorry. 254 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,960 -I didn't know-- -Don't apologize. 255 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,400 Those who should be sorry aren't answering the phone. 256 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,240 You've also been cheated. 257 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:44,080 My mother should say sorry to you, too. 258 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:47,120 "Get married. How will you get married? When will it happen?" 259 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,600 She should've gotten married again if she was so keen. 260 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:51,760 This has been going on in my house for 17 years. 261 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:52,680 On loop. 262 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:57,680 Because if you are a girl, you can't have any other dream except marriage. 263 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:00,600 Why do you need to study? You aren't allowed to have ambitions. 264 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:03,480 You turned 18? "Very good, dear. Get ready." What for? 265 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:06,160 "You have three options. Marriage, marriage, and marriage." 266 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:12,400 You know, I was so happy... 267 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:16,760 when my mom gave me the permission to join the course. 268 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:19,840 I thought, finally she understands. 269 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,160 She's trying. 270 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,080 Clearly not. 271 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:26,960 "Understand the family. Find yourself in Jaipur." 272 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:30,480 Life feels like a bunch of fuckin' assignments, man. 273 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:32,840 You know what? This is who I am. 274 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,680 A fucking penguin in India. 275 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,720 To be honest, it's a ridiculous assignment. 276 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,800 I mean, come on! Find yourself in one day! 277 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:48,080 There are 40, 50-year-olds out there who are still finding themselves. 278 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,800 They are starting the second innings of their lives. 279 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:55,040 And we... We are just 18 years old. 280 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,840 Eighteen fuckin' years old, man! 281 00:16:56,920 --> 00:17:00,920 We're restless, we're selfish, we're grade-A assholes. 282 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,320 -Come here. -That's who we are. 283 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,280 Smile! 284 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,160 Do it! 285 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:10,400 What a stupid assignment. What do we look for if we don't have a clue? 286 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:12,160 Do you want to eat something? 287 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,800 I can't stop. 288 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:15,360 My assignment should be the best. 289 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:17,800 You eat if you want to. 290 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:20,160 No, it's okay. Mine isn't done yet, either. 291 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,000 -Yours is easy. -Is it? 292 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,240 Take a photo of this wedding dress. 293 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:26,840 You like getting married, don't you? 294 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,000 What do you mean? That isn't a hobby. 295 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:31,480 I know. 296 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:35,120 Put vermilion on someone's forehead and take a photo. 297 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,280 Kill two birds with one stone. 298 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:40,920 "How would you know the value of vermilion, Dimpia?" 299 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:41,840 Yuck! 300 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,440 Hey, I got my idea. Let's go. 301 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,800 Let's go! Please come. 302 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:50,000 -Where? -Come! 303 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:00,680 Rishi! 304 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:02,560 What are you doing? 305 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,880 Do you mind? You're blocking my view. 306 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,440 I've paid good money to watch this. 307 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:10,360 Sorry! 308 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,480 You're so obsessed with movies. 309 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:33,840 What is this? 310 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:35,840 Sweet curd. 311 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,600 It is famous in Jaipur. 312 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:39,200 Okay, I didn't know. 313 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:42,960 I'll eat after the assignment. 314 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:46,920 If sweet curd stays out too long, it may get spoiled. 315 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,240 So let's not stay out for long. 316 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:51,200 Let's go. 317 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,800 The view is good. The light is good. 318 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,520 What are we waiting for? 319 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,400 I want to take a photo of it in flight. 320 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:06,840 I get it. 321 00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:10,080 So you're one of those birds who now has wings. 322 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:13,480 -That's cool. Shall I help you? -No. 323 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,600 I want to do it myself. It's my assignment. 324 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,480 -Okay, let me make it fly. -No! 325 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,360 Photography is about capturing the moment, 326 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:25,960 not creating the moment. 327 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,800 Fine, I was just trying to help. 328 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,080 Seems like they don't want to fly. They're pretty comfortable. 329 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:35,640 Just like you. 330 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:38,400 What do you mean? 331 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,320 No. I mean... 332 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,800 You must have gotten everything in life comfortably. 333 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:47,920 Perfect business, perfect family, perfect parents, perfect life... 334 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,400 You got everything without trying. 335 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,880 Yeah, I do have a perfect life. 336 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000 Perfect family, perfect parents. 337 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:11,800 You're right. 338 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:20,960 Do you see that white bird? 339 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,440 Perched at a distance. 340 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:23,680 That's you? 341 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,040 No. 342 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:26,520 What is it called? 343 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:28,800 That's a crane. 344 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:30,320 Crane. 345 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:32,600 It is common here. 346 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:38,440 Want some sweet curd? 347 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,120 Nice. 348 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,920 The team is Malhotra and Karim. 349 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,680 Laugh all you like. 350 00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,240 Let's see who you get paired with. 351 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:00,520 Any app ideas? 352 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:01,680 Yes, sir. 353 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:04,680 The Zombie Race. 354 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:06,960 This is an app which has zombies, of course. 355 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:10,080 You need to run, too, but there's a twist. 356 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:12,320 You don't run away from zombies. 357 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:15,520 The player is the zombie, and he is running away from humans. 358 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,600 After all, humans are awful. 359 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,280 -Rejected. -What? 360 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:23,760 It's Temple Run with zombies. 361 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:25,120 Really original. 362 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:29,000 Karim, app idea. 363 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,560 Sir, she has nothing to offer. 364 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:35,600 Actually, I did have an idea. 365 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:37,720 Yes... 366 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:40,160 These modern kids... 367 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,560 use so many short forms, 368 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:47,080 which I completely fail to understand. 369 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:48,120 Perf, AF... 370 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:49,520 Bullshit. 371 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,760 That's why I thought... If I am wrong, I'm sorry, sir. 372 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,280 But I thought... 373 00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,960 if I create a dictionary app, 374 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:05,120 then people born in the '70s, like us, can talk like millennials. 375 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,360 Shut her mouth, man. 376 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:08,720 Finally a good idea. 377 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:10,520 Well done, Karim. 378 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:14,400 You don't need to be scared at all. 379 00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:19,480 All right, let's find our team number nine. 380 00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:20,480 Katyal... 381 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:25,440 and Matthews. 382 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:28,880 But why, sir? 383 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:30,280 The contrast. 384 00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:32,960 Yeah, but our goals and sensibilities should also match. 385 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:34,800 I mean, you can't just pair him with anybody. 386 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,680 -The similarities, sir. -Yes, of course. 387 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,520 You've made a very good point. 388 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,560 Let me show you the photo you took. This. 389 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,120 -Right? Very nice. -Yes. 390 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:46,000 And this is the photo that Momo took. 391 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,320 -What the... -Similarities. 392 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,440 You stole... Sir, he stole my picture. 393 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,920 I clicked it. It's on my Instagram. I can show it to you. 394 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:54,840 Yeah. 395 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:58,920 What are the odds? Momo decides to steal a picture off the internet 396 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,040 and it happens to be from your Instagram? 397 00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:03,880 What can I do? This is... This match is made in heaven. 398 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:06,840 I now pronounce you team number ten. 399 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,240 Are you fucking stupid? 400 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:10,240 Same pinch! 401 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:16,080 Sir, can I please share my idea? 402 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,080 Sure. 403 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:23,920 This gentleman has diabetes. 404 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,880 And this lady, his wife... 405 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:26,800 Say hello. 406 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:27,720 -Hi. -Cute. 407 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:31,160 This lady is going to install our app on his smartwatch. 408 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:35,160 When his blood sugar level rises... 409 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,600 -Warning! -...aunty will know. 410 00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:39,480 Sir, this app will make people hypochondriacs. 411 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,520 -It's not good! -Ahuja. 412 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,120 Speak when you're spoken to. 413 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,320 Matthews, any app ideas? 414 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,040 I really don't have an idea, I don't know-- 415 00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:54,120 -Matthews. -Sir, I'll go with Krish's. 416 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,720 Team number 11. 417 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:56,880 Ahuja... 418 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:00,480 and... 419 00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:07,280 Agarwal. 420 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:13,480 Sorry, Shekhawat. Couldn't pair you with your wife. 421 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:14,560 Future wife. 422 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:20,200 So the class' Little Ms. Know-It-All... 423 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:24,440 Meet your partner, Mr. Naughty America. 424 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:29,040 I am 100% sure that you don't have any app ideas. 425 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,520 But I'm 500% sure... 426 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:38,040 she has at least one app idea. 427 00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:40,560 Sir, I have an idea for an app and what to call it. 428 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,240 -May I? -Sure. 429 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:46,280 So, Wishlist is basically a life coach app, 430 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:48,800 which will make a flowchart of your success. 431 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,080 Okay. 432 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:53,120 So that you can easily follow in the footsteps of your real-life idol. 433 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,560 For example, my real-life idol is Nandini Nahata. 434 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,440 Master's degree when I'm 21. 435 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:06,200 At 26, a deal worth 50 million for my first start up. 436 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,120 Dollars, not rupees. 437 00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:14,560 And then many, many, many TED Talks later, 438 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:18,720 at the age of 29, my first Forbes' "30 Under 30" cover. 439 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:21,280 Full marks for effort. 440 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,040 Zero for idea. Rejected. 441 00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:28,160 -Sir, I don't think you got the idea. -Your idea is ridiculous. 442 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:31,160 You think your app can make Tamang into Elon Musk? 443 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:35,840 Also, sir, "Wishlist" is the wrong name for the app. 444 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,280 What about "Copycat"? 445 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,600 Ahuja, change your idol. 446 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,840 Also, why don't you just make an app for future wives? 447 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,360 Future housewives. 448 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,240 Enough. 449 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:54,120 That leaves us with Bidasaria and Shekhawat. You're team number 12. 450 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:57,120 Sir, it's a unique dating app which uses 451 00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:00,160 different parameters to check compatibility between two people. 452 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,440 Check the compatibility-- 453 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,640 -Sir, should I continue? -Yeah, yeah, sure. 454 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:06,960 Hello? 455 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:08,360 Dimple! 456 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:10,640 Sorry, dear, just saw your missed call. 457 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:14,040 You know what happened today? I got locked in the bathroom. 458 00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:16,240 Mom, can you stop lying for once? 459 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:20,080 What happened? 460 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:24,920 I had one wish. But you had to try to turn this place into a marriage bureau. 461 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:30,280 It's not like that. I was just thinking that, 462 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:33,520 along with your studies, you could get acquainted with people. 463 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:34,960 -She's very angry. -Hold on. 464 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:36,520 -Talk to her. -You talk. 465 00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,520 -Darling, calm down. -Papa, you know, 466 00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:43,120 I can't tolerate lies. 467 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:46,840 I expected it from Mom, but I didn't think that you would play games. 468 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,000 Dear, I'm not playing any games. 469 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:51,000 -I-- -I don't want to talk to you, 470 00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:53,920 not to you or to Mom. Please don't call me. 471 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,320 My dear, Dimple-- 472 00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:02,440 Please don't make me the referee in your games. 473 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:06,640 Lesson learnt. You can be super prepared and life can still surprise you. 474 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,440 You might think your plan is clear. 475 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,040 But then realize your plan was nothing but a sham. 476 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:13,280 Listen, let me make this clear: 477 00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:17,360 If you are not interested in this course, please sit in your room and watch porn. 478 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:19,280 I have come here to be top of the class. 479 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:22,200 And I can do it alone. I don't need you. 480 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:25,720 Okay, that's great. Thank you. I appreciate that. 481 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:30,400 Having said that, I did, however, have an idea for our group 482 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:32,400 if you were interested in listening. 483 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,480 How about we make a meditation app 484 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:38,080 for hyper-aggressive chicks who like to throw coffee on guys? 485 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:42,360 Only she was destined to be my partner in the entire course! 486 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:47,920 One more time, mental note, keep safe distance. 487 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,640 Listen, I gotta bounce. I'll see you later, bye. 488 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,000 Overall, there are plenty of chill scenes. 489 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,200 Not weather-wise, but otherwise. 490 00:27:57,040 --> 00:28:00,280 I thought I'd be all alone here, but guess what? 491 00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:04,080 I've made some chill friends, learned some new cuss words. 492 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:05,360 'Sup, bastards? 493 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:07,920 It can't be compared to California, 494 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,560 but I have a feeling that Jaipur's summer is gonna surprise me, in a good way. 495 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,000 She's here. Give me two minutes. 496 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:17,440 Hi. 497 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:20,200 Are you okay? 498 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,040 Yeah. I'm great. 499 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,400 What will happen to me? 500 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,720 What are you still doing here? 501 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,640 The wedding plan is already cancelled. 502 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,040 So now, you can fuck off. 503 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,440 I think there's gonna be a lot of drama this summer. 504 00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,680 So I'm gonna keep my popcorn ready. 505 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,360 -What the fuck is wrong with her? -I really don't know, man. 506 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,120 Subtitle translation by Achala Yasin