1 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:28,480 You see this magnificent building? We are both quite similar. 2 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:32,840 This is a 103-year-old school. That means, an old school. 3 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:37,080 And I am that guy who believes in romance from the '60s. So, pretty old school. 4 00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:40,240 No Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, etc. 5 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:43,120 Not screen to screen, but face to face romance. 6 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:45,320 Today, that same romance has brought me here. 7 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:47,240 I am not here to study. 8 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:49,800 I'm here for Dimple. 9 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:53,840 When I saw Dimple for the first time, I heard violins in the background. 10 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:56,880 Not just butterflies, I felt the entire zoo in my stomach. 11 00:00:56,960 --> 00:01:00,680 I'll tell you all the details later. First, let me find her. 12 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:04,400 She might also be looking for me here. I want to find her before she finds me. 13 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:08,240 Ma'am, is there a girl by the name of Dimple Ahuja? 14 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:10,760 -Who? -Dimple Ahuja. 15 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:12,440 How would I know? 16 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:14,600 What does she look like? 17 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:20,840 Yeah... she has a roundish face, she wears round glasses with black frames. 18 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:23,640 Yeah, that one. She has just left with her roommate, 19 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:26,280 who is a very strange creature. She has purple hair! 20 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:28,560 They must've gone for a class. 21 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:32,880 By the way, this is Namrata. My best friend for the last 14 years. 22 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:35,640 People think of us as Rahul and Anjali, 23 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:38,840 but actually, we are like Akash and Sid from Dil Chahta Hai. 24 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:43,160 We don't have a scene like this one. 25 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:45,520 As you can tell, I am obsessed with movies. 26 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:47,560 My life is very normal, 27 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:50,520 but I have a feeling it's about to get dramatic, because... 28 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:54,800 Do you mind? 29 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:57,120 Sorry, we were just looking for his wife. 30 00:01:58,120 --> 00:01:58,960 Sorry. 31 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:02,160 -Are you mad? Saying random things... -Sorry, Rishi. 32 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:07,280 She is not here. Where will we find her? Do we have to search more places? 33 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:10,720 -Hey! You have a death wish? -Rishi! 34 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:12,680 -Sorry. -One second, why are you apologizing? 35 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:15,720 Madam, what kind of girl are you? This is a campus road. Ride slow. 36 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:17,720 Exactly. It's a road. Not a footpath. 37 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:19,160 Then why didn't you honk? 38 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:20,680 Here. I honked. 39 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:24,600 Okay, guys, please stop it. We are looking for the library, can you help us? 40 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:26,400 -The library? -Yes, the library. 41 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,480 Who even goes to the library these days? 42 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:33,360 Trust me, the parking lot is a better spot, guys. 43 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:37,320 Enjoy yourselves. Bye-bye. 44 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:39,480 -Hey, purple hair! -Dimple's roommate. 45 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:43,040 Ma'am, sorry, sorry. Ma'am, sorry. 46 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:49,120 We are looking for Dimple Ahuja. Do you know her? Where she might be? 47 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:54,320 One in hand, one in bush! Quite the player you are. 48 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:59,280 -No... -She is in the canteen. 49 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:01,840 Canteen. 50 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:03,720 -Rishi. -Is this her? 51 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:17,000 If you subtract today, then we'll be back together in 89 days. 52 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,360 -You think she'll wait? -Maybe. 53 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:22,080 -I think she'll wait. -...must call me. 54 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:25,720 Don't forget that Momo set you up. Momo himself. 55 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:28,520 -Momo, sir... -Look. A new business is booming. 56 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:31,240 Guys, I need to up the style game for these Jaipur kids 57 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:32,880 'cause it's not the style that... 58 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:35,360 I kinda really like your hair. 59 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:38,840 You know what you should do? Messy hair quiff would really suit you. 60 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:42,960 By the way, I am Simran @Iamshimmering. You can follow me on Instagram. 61 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:46,240 Hey, Krish, say hi to my followers. And that's my cousin, Anmol. 62 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:48,520 -Krish, say hi. Come on. -Hey guys, how's it going? 63 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:51,760 -Did you go to China to get this, asshole? -So mean. 64 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:54,680 Of course, every college has a group like this. Rowdy. 65 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:56,480 Why are they so uptight? 66 00:03:58,120 --> 00:03:59,160 Namrata... 67 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:04,160 -Is this her? -Congratulations, Rishi. 68 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,920 -What should I do? -What do you mean? Go. 69 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:14,600 So, are we ready... 70 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:21,640 to begin an old school guy's new story in this old school? 71 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:25,480 Hello, future wife. 72 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:29,240 Dimple. 73 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:33,080 Dimple, hurry up! Ritu aunty is about to arrive. 74 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:36,160 And get ready nicely, okay? 75 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:39,640 I left a light pink blush on your table. 76 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:42,480 Use that as well. It will look nice. 77 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:46,800 Just a minute. 78 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:48,880 What is this? 79 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:51,960 -Are you ready? -Okay, smile. 80 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:53,120 Yes, okay. 81 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:59,800 Isn't the light a bit dim? Her face looks extremely dark. 82 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:03,800 I mean, she uses fairness creams, but they are no good. 83 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:05,320 Don't worry, ma'am. 84 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:11,440 Dimple, Soniya aunty was telling me that very good-looking boys will be there. 85 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:13,560 Handsome, well-settled. 86 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:16,800 Some of them are intelligent, too, like you. 87 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:20,480 She was saying one of them runs a start-up in Bangalore. 88 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:22,040 He has an eight-story office. 89 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:24,680 Dimple. 90 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:38,760 I almost forgot. Use the strawberry perfume I left in your room. 91 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:42,920 And don't wear your glasses. Wear contact lenses instead. 92 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,600 Mister, you don't understand. 93 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:47,680 If you put a light on top, her face will light up. 94 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:49,200 Everything will be okay. 95 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:51,480 -Otherwise, she will look dark. -Click now. 96 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:55,080 Hurry up, my dear. 97 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:57,960 If you take this long now, then what'll you do at your wedding? 98 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:02,480 Does this look fine, Mom? Or should I apply more make-up? 99 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,680 Simple. Simple. 100 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:11,280 These drawstrings... 101 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:16,720 are tangled. 102 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:20,520 Will this girl ever listen to me? 103 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:23,760 I wonder if her problem is with me or the make-up. 104 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:29,000 Hold it. When I was her age, I used to yearn for lipstick. 105 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:30,360 We've bought you so many! 106 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:32,400 Five thousand? 107 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:35,280 If things don't change, she won't find a good match. 108 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:38,880 Then nothing will work. Neither Shaadi.com nor OkCupid or Bumble. 109 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:42,640 I am 17 years old. If I get married, you both will be imprisoned. 110 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:45,440 If we start now, then you will find someone by 21. 111 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:47,920 In any case, there are few boys with high IQs like yours. 112 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,880 Plus, you wear glasses like your dad. 113 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:53,880 Does my life have no value without a boy? 114 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:57,600 All day long, you only talk about my appearance. 115 00:06:57,680 --> 00:07:00,000 Maybe try talking about my brain. 116 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:04,080 About my ambitions, my future. I want to study Java. 117 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:07,280 I want to do a PhD and make apps. One day, like Nandini Nahata-- 118 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:10,160 My dear, how much money should we give? 119 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,240 At your sister's wedding, 120 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:13,520 -they gave 501 rupees. -Yes. 121 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,400 Why do we talk if you don't want to listen to me? 122 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:20,200 Do you ever listen to me? It takes two to tango. 123 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:24,120 Your daughter is impossible. I'm so embarrassed. 124 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:26,280 Relax, Mom. I'm not embarrassed of myself. 125 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:29,160 Don't you dare step out of the house looking like that. 126 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:30,520 Go back to your room. 127 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,200 Thank you! 128 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:37,160 Now you forget about this Java, C++. We won't allow anything. 129 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:39,160 -Dad, you said-- -Dear, I-- 130 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:41,520 Now please, don't you add to it. 131 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:44,840 Dad, we spoke about this. 132 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:46,880 Come here. 133 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:52,600 Look, only one in a million becomes a Steve Jobs. 134 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:55,200 At most, three or four become like Bill Gates. 135 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:59,200 The rest open a cyber cafe around here, like Mr. Cheema's son, right? 136 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:03,000 You can also open one after you get married. Dimple Cyber. 137 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:04,520 We have saved up money... 138 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:10,760 You didn't use the strawberry perfume? 139 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:16,200 -Did you use your father's deodorant? -So-- 140 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,560 -You used your father's deodorant! -Oh, God, Mom! 141 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:27,040 Dimple. 142 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:47,200 Mrs. Chawla who lives around the corner... 143 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:49,480 Mr. Cheema has been talking to her a lot. 144 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:51,040 -For real? -Of course! 145 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:52,720 Here comes our darling daughter. 146 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,320 -Hello, aunty. -Hello, my dear. 147 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:57,000 -Hi, Seema. -Why aren't you coming to the party? 148 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:59,320 She is very shy. 149 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:00,920 Not really-- 150 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,920 Her blouse feels a bit tight as well. 151 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,880 At this age, it's good if it's tight. 152 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:12,480 I had ordered something for you from the new home-delivery app. 153 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:14,640 It is very healthy. I will go get it. 154 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:26,360 Hello. Yes? 155 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:31,160 Yes, I am a part of that WhatsApp group. 156 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:35,440 Okay. 157 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:38,960 No, we are from Ambala. 158 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:41,600 Okay, Jaipur. 159 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:45,320 Tell me the truth, why aren't you going? 160 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,880 -Aunty, I... -Are you studying a lot? 161 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:51,000 I tell Seema to take up some courses, 162 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:53,560 but no, she only wants to graduate in Femina. 163 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:56,520 -Mom, it is Vogue. -Yeah, the same thing. 164 00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:59,240 You tell me, what is your plan ahead? 165 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:03,080 I have taken some exams and am waiting for the results. 166 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:06,960 Yeah, your dad did mention something about a three to four-month course. 167 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:08,320 He remembers that? 168 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,360 He doesn't forget a thing you say. 169 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:14,720 Yes, there is a course in Jaipur for making apps, 170 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,480 and I was offered admission, but... 171 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,440 -But? -Here you go. 172 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:20,040 I ordered mango milkshakes. 173 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:25,040 Please take. It is very healthy. 174 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:30,320 Actually, aunty, mango milkshakes have a ton of calories. 175 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:35,280 Simple, what is she saying? She was offered admission. 176 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:39,640 You got through? You didn't tell us. 177 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:42,760 Why should I tell you? You just told me that... 178 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:49,160 I received the mail this morning. 179 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:51,760 The course will begin in Jaipur in a week's time. 180 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,800 -Hello, Mr. Ahuja. -Hello. 181 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:59,440 Dimple got admitted to the course she applied to in Jaipur. 182 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:03,360 I've said she can go. The rest is up to you. 183 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:06,320 Me? 184 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:12,160 Dad, can I go? 185 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,280 Of course. 186 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:24,440 When do we have to pay the fees? 187 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:31,320 Thank you, Dad! Thank you, thank you. Thank you so much. 188 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,800 Thanks, Mom. 189 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,360 Grandma, this is not needed. I'm ready. 190 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:56,960 I hope I am not forcing you. 191 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:01,880 Absolutely not, Grandma. You and Grandpa were my age when you met. 192 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:06,440 I was 17. He was 20. 193 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:12,040 It was a different time. People got married early back then. 194 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,080 Then you were together for 52 years. 195 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:17,760 We were happy for 52 years. 196 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:24,520 We got married when we were young, so we grew up together, 197 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:26,640 grew old together. 198 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:28,720 We could understand each other well. 199 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:31,560 You don't have to explain. 200 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:34,440 I am 18, and I am making my own decisions. 201 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,520 In any case, you won't get married tomorrow. 202 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:42,360 You should marry someone after knowing them for two to three years. 203 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:43,280 Correct. 204 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:48,000 It is a non-religious group, religion no bar. 205 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:51,040 PAN India group, location no bar. 206 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:58,240 Wait and watch, pictures will pour in now. 207 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:00,280 Let's see. 208 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,600 No, Grandma. 209 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:15,440 How is this one? 210 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,600 Grandma, can I get her number? 211 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:22,240 Take it for me. 212 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,080 Grandma is your living, breathing, Tinder account. 213 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:26,960 No, it's not funny. 214 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:29,440 And getting married at this age... 215 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:31,120 Dada. 216 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:34,880 You know, you really are a weird 35-year-old teenager. 217 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:38,760 Listen, shut up, okay? I just don't wanna be like Dad, neither should you. 218 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:40,640 Dad's new summer fling. 219 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:44,200 Didn't I tell you not to get too attached to the last one? 220 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,640 Why doesn't Ashish take care of the family business, Rishi? 221 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,240 Because he wants to focus on swimming. 222 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:54,440 And what about your animation? 223 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:57,560 What about it? That's just a hobby. 224 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:05,120 Why don't you two get together? It'll make my work so easy. 225 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,440 Okay, we will. 226 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:08,400 Really? 227 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,400 -No. -No, Grandma, please. 228 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:13,920 Getting married at this age is weird, I know, 229 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,840 but my grandparents also married at a young age, 230 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:20,040 And I want my marriage to be perfect like theirs. 231 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,320 Not like Mom and Dad's love marriage at 30. 232 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,280 Grandma, hold on a second. 233 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:32,360 When I saw her for the first time, I was blown away... 234 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:37,520 because that photo and the girl both looked so natural. 235 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,440 She didn't need any filters. 236 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:40,920 This one? 237 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,520 Her smile was more than enough. 238 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:47,560 Yes, I will speak to him right away. Bye. 239 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:52,480 Dimple's parents are sending her to Jaipur for three months. 240 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:53,560 Really? 241 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:58,240 She is taking a computer course there, and can meet you on Sundays. 242 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:01,440 Hopefully, you both will get to know each other well. 243 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,120 The rest is up to the Almighty. 244 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:11,040 Dear, why don't you also do that computer course? 245 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,800 You will get to spend more time together. 246 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:17,400 Grandma, I'd have to commute daily. 247 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:20,400 Jaipur is only an hour's drive away. 248 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:25,960 Or... why don't you stay in a hostel over there? 249 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:31,640 Just come and meet your grandma on the weekends. 250 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:37,840 Okay. 251 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,000 I will just call her up. 252 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:46,800 The bus leaving for Jaipur is... 253 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,440 -Is everything okay? -Yes. 254 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,680 Darling, if you need money, don't hesitate to ask me. 255 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,000 But according to middle-class standards. 256 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,280 Okay, I don't want to miss the bus. Can I leave? 257 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:58,200 Yes, go. 258 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,720 -Take care of yourself. -Bye, Dad. 259 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:03,120 And... call every day. 260 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:06,800 She is leaving for three months. She is not getting married. 261 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:08,000 Okay, come here. 262 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:14,080 When anything goes wrong 263 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,920 No, no. Bye-bye. 264 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,480 When you find yourself in trouble... 265 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:27,600 I will shove your screensaver up your ass. Take this! 266 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:31,000 -Sorry, sir. -Meet me IRL. 267 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:35,840 I'll kick your ass so bad that you'll limp like an injured dog. 268 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:38,800 You fucking asshole! Motherfucker! 269 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:43,280 No matter how big your balls grow, they remain below your dick-- 270 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:46,480 It's not me! It's not mine. 271 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,240 In front of the poster. 272 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:50,960 Sorry? 273 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,400 A bit to the side. The poster should be visible, too. 274 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,000 This will go on the hostel's website. 275 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:02,520 Yes. Now give me a big smile. 276 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:09,360 -Do you have lipstick? -No. 277 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:14,320 Then bite your lips. This has to go on the website. 278 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,200 Okay, ready? 279 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:24,400 It isn't working. You should look happy. 280 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:28,000 Okay, smile a bit. Smile. 281 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:32,960 Yeah. A bit more. Smile like this is your wedding. 282 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:42,320 And has my roommate arrived? 283 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:45,880 She arrived a while ago. Go meet her. 284 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,720 She is not of the human species. 285 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:04,560 Hi! 286 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:11,480 Hi! 287 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:19,040 -Nice music. -No need to be sweet and all, bro. 288 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:20,840 Use your headphones if you don't like it. 289 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:24,280 I'm sure you have those high-quality, 290 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:27,520 noise cancellation types for your games. Dimple No Damsel. 291 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:30,000 How do you know? 292 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:33,920 Stalked you. I should know if my roommate is cool or a loser. 293 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:37,800 That's your side, obviously. 294 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:50,880 You should do something about your hair. 295 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:55,320 For a gamer chick, this look is too Disney. 296 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:59,400 If hair made you a good gamer, then you'd be India's best. 297 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,600 How do you know I'm not? 298 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,000 Because I stalked you, too. 299 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:08,000 One should know if their roommate is cool or a loser. 300 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:10,720 Feisty! 301 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,200 Feisty, I like you. 302 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:17,240 I am really hungry. Wanna grab a bite? 303 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:20,280 -Yeah, I'll get my wallet. -Cool. 304 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:28,000 Listen, I have to go. It's really urgent. 305 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:32,120 I'm very sorry, but you go to the canteen, the food there is really yummy. 306 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:35,480 Too delicious. Gorge on it. And the gulab jamun is awesome. 307 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:36,400 Toodle-oo. 308 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:39,080 So, I'll head to the canteen... 309 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:42,760 Okay. 310 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:47,680 Look, all students call me Kaku. You should, too. 311 00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:51,880 But, Kaku Jaan, everyone here is 17 to 18 years old. 312 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,960 They're almost half my age. 313 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,520 So what? You are also a student. 314 00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:01,440 Speak softly, Kaku Jaan. Someone might hear that. 315 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:04,360 Let them know. Aren't we all students... 316 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:08,400 hoping to get points from the Almighty in the examination called life? 317 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:13,160 Sorry. Are you in the app development course? 318 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,480 -Yes. -Me, too. 319 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:22,080 It's the first time that I've left my hometown and come to a new city. 320 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:23,160 Me, too. 321 00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:27,080 So you... Sorry, can I address you informally? 322 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:30,840 -Sure, yes. -So which room are you staying in? 323 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:32,640 I am not staying at the hostel. 324 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:37,520 I stay in a rented house nearby. 325 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:41,040 I'm staying at the hostel, room no. 25. If you need anything, please ask. 326 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,320 -Thank you very much. -I am Dimple, by the way. 327 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,760 -Zeenat. -Hi, Zeenat. 328 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:48,840 -Ms. Zeenat, this is for you. -Yes? 329 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,320 Thank you, Kaku Jaan. 330 00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:53,680 -I'll see you later. -Okay. 331 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:54,680 Bye. 332 00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,120 You look like a good kid. 333 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,080 My mother wouldn't agree with you. 334 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:07,160 What would you like? You see, our canteen's cold coffee 335 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:10,040 is famous in the whole universe. 336 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,360 -Would you like that? -Then, of course, yes. 337 00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:14,480 I'll be right back. 338 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:22,080 This campus is beautiful, guys. You have to visit. Oh, my God! 339 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,040 Look at that face for example. 340 00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:25,600 Okay, in my next YouTube video, 341 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:28,680 I'm gonna tell you how to conceal those annoying dark circles 342 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:32,280 -because it kind of lows your face a lot. -Bro. 343 00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:34,800 It's like two really tiny hard dicks. 344 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:37,280 -Who is Hardik? -Not Hardik, hard dick. 345 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:38,440 Hey! 346 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:41,760 You are Anmol Malhotra, right? 347 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:47,240 Hi, I am a big fan. I mean, I play League of Legends, 348 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:51,280 and I am a huge fan, not of your streaming, but of your gaming. 349 00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:55,040 And I really didn't know, I am so sorry. 350 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:58,520 But, hey, respect. I am Dimple, by the way. 351 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:00,720 Do you want a selfie? 352 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,920 -Sorry? -For your Insta story? 353 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,960 Bro, I think you should get a picture with her. 354 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:10,440 At least people will look at you. 355 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:15,920 Are you guys from Delhi? 356 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,400 What do they think of themselves? 357 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,280 Why are they so uptight? 358 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:25,720 -Hi, guys. -Hi. 359 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:26,840 Is this seat taken? 360 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:32,880 Dimple Ahuja meets Rishi Singh Shekhawat. 361 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,320 This is a moment that I must remember. 362 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:40,680 This might just be the start of our happily ever after. 363 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:47,360 Hello, future wife! 364 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:56,280 Creep. 365 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,520 Indian chicks have got no chill, man. 366 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:12,840 What the fuck did you do? 367 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,400 Subtitle translation by Neha Hooda