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You see this magnificent building?
We are both quite similar.
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This is a 103-year-old school.
That means, an old school.
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And I am that guy who believes in romance
from the '60s. So, pretty old school.
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No Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, etc.
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Not screen to screen,
but face to face romance.
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Today, that same romance
has brought me here.
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I am not here to study.
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I'm here for Dimple.
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When I saw Dimple for the first time,
I heard violins in the background.
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Not just butterflies,
I felt the entire zoo in my stomach.
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I'll tell you all the details later.
First, let me find her.
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She might also be looking for me here.
I want to find her before she finds me.
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Ma'am, is there a girl
by the name of Dimple Ahuja?
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-Who?
-Dimple Ahuja.
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How would I know?
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What does she look like?
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Yeah... she has a roundish face,
she wears round glasses with black frames.
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Yeah, that one.
She has just left with her roommate,
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who is a very strange creature.
She has purple hair!
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They must've gone for a class.
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By the way, this is Namrata.
My best friend for the last 14 years.
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People think of us as Rahul and Anjali,
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but actually, we are like Akash and Sid
from Dil Chahta Hai.
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We don't have a scene like this one.
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As you can tell,
I am obsessed with movies.
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My life is very normal,
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but I have a feeling
it's about to get dramatic, because...
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Do you mind?
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Sorry, we were just looking for his wife.
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Sorry.
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-Are you mad? Saying random things...
-Sorry, Rishi.
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She is not here. Where will we find her?
Do we have to search more places?
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-Hey! You have a death wish?
-Rishi!
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-Sorry.
-One second, why are you apologizing?
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Madam, what kind of girl are you?
This is a campus road. Ride slow.
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Exactly. It's a road. Not a footpath.
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Then why didn't you honk?
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Here. I honked.
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Okay, guys, please stop it. We are looking
for the library, can you help us?
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-The library?
-Yes, the library.
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Who even goes to the library these days?
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Trust me,
the parking lot is a better spot, guys.
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Enjoy yourselves. Bye-bye.
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-Hey, purple hair!
-Dimple's roommate.
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Ma'am, sorry, sorry. Ma'am, sorry.
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We are looking for Dimple Ahuja.
Do you know her? Where she might be?
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One in hand, one in bush!
Quite the player you are.
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-No...
-She is in the canteen.
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Canteen.
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-Rishi.
-Is this her?
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If you subtract today,
then we'll be back together in 89 days.
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-You think she'll wait?
-Maybe.
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-I think she'll wait.
-...must call me.
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Don't forget that Momo set you up.
Momo himself.
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-Momo, sir...
-Look. A new business is booming.
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Guys, I need to up the style game
for these Jaipur kids
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'cause it's not the style that...
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I kinda really like your hair.
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You know what you should do?
Messy hair quiff would really suit you.
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By the way, I am Simran @Iamshimmering.
You can follow me on Instagram.
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Hey, Krish, say hi to my followers.
And that's my cousin, Anmol.
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-Krish, say hi. Come on.
-Hey guys, how's it going?
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-Did you go to China to get this, asshole?
-So mean.
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Of course, every college
has a group like this. Rowdy.
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Why are they so uptight?
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Namrata...
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-Is this her?
-Congratulations, Rishi.
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-What should I do?
-What do you mean? Go.
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So, are we ready...
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to begin an old school guy's new story
in this old school?
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Hello, future wife.
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Dimple.
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Dimple, hurry up!
Ritu aunty is about to arrive.
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And get ready nicely, okay?
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I left a light pink blush on your table.
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Use that as well. It will look nice.
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Just a minute.
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What is this?
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-Are you ready?
-Okay, smile.
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Yes, okay.
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Isn't the light a bit dim?
Her face looks extremely dark.
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I mean, she uses fairness creams,
but they are no good.
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Don't worry, ma'am.
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Dimple, Soniya aunty was telling me
that very good-looking boys will be there.
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Handsome, well-settled.
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Some of them
are intelligent, too, like you.
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She was saying
one of them runs a start-up in Bangalore.
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He has an eight-story office.
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Dimple.
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I almost forgot. Use the strawberry
perfume I left in your room.
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And don't wear your glasses.
Wear contact lenses instead.
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Mister, you don't understand.
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If you put a light on top,
her face will light up.
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Everything will be okay.
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-Otherwise, she will look dark.
-Click now.
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Hurry up, my dear.
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If you take this long now,
then what'll you do at your wedding?
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Does this look fine, Mom?
Or should I apply more make-up?
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Simple. Simple.
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These drawstrings...
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are tangled.
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Will this girl ever listen to me?
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I wonder if her problem
is with me or the make-up.
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Hold it. When I was her age,
I used to yearn for lipstick.
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We've bought you so many!
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Five thousand?
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If things don't change,
she won't find a good match.
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Then nothing will work.
Neither Shaadi.com nor OkCupid or Bumble.
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I am 17 years old. If I get married,
you both will be imprisoned.
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If we start now,
then you will find someone by 21.
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In any case, there are few boys
with high IQs like yours.
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Plus, you wear glasses like your dad.
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Does my life have no value without a boy?
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All day long,
you only talk about my appearance.
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Maybe try talking about my brain.
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About my ambitions, my future.
I want to study Java.
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I want to do a PhD and make apps.
One day, like Nandini Nahata--
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My dear, how much money should we give?
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At your sister's wedding,
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-they gave 501 rupees.
-Yes.
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Why do we talk
if you don't want to listen to me?
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Do you ever listen to me?
It takes two to tango.
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Your daughter is impossible.
I'm so embarrassed.
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Relax, Mom.
I'm not embarrassed of myself.
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Don't you dare step out of the house
looking like that.
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Go back to your room.
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Thank you!
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Now you forget about this Java, C++.
We won't allow anything.
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-Dad, you said--
-Dear, I--
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Now please, don't you add to it.
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Dad, we spoke about this.
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Come here.
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Look, only one in a million
becomes a Steve Jobs.
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At most, three or four
become like Bill Gates.
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The rest open a cyber cafe around here,
like Mr. Cheema's son, right?
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You can also open one
after you get married. Dimple Cyber.
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We have saved up money...
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You didn't use the strawberry perfume?
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-Did you use your father's deodorant?
-So--
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-You used your father's deodorant!
-Oh, God, Mom!
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Dimple.
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Mrs. Chawla who lives around the corner...
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Mr. Cheema has been talking to her a lot.
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-For real?
-Of course!
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Here comes our darling daughter.
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-Hello, aunty.
-Hello, my dear.
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-Hi, Seema.
-Why aren't you coming to the party?
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She is very shy.
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Not really--
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Her blouse feels a bit tight as well.
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At this age, it's good if it's tight.
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I had ordered something for you
from the new home-delivery app.
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It is very healthy. I will go get it.
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Hello. Yes?
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Yes, I am a part of that WhatsApp group.
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Okay.
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No, we are from Ambala.
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Okay, Jaipur.
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Tell me the truth, why aren't you going?
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-Aunty, I...
-Are you studying a lot?
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I tell Seema to take up some courses,
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but no,
she only wants to graduate in Femina.
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-Mom, it is Vogue.
-Yeah, the same thing.
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You tell me, what is your plan ahead?
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I have taken some exams
and am waiting for the results.
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Yeah, your dad did mention something
about a three to four-month course.
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He remembers that?
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He doesn't forget a thing you say.
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Yes, there is a course
in Jaipur for making apps,
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and I was offered admission, but...
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-But?
-Here you go.
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I ordered mango milkshakes.
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Please take. It is very healthy.
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Actually, aunty,
mango milkshakes have a ton of calories.
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Simple, what is she saying?
She was offered admission.
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You got through? You didn't tell us.
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Why should I tell you?
You just told me that...
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I received the mail this morning.
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The course will begin
in Jaipur in a week's time.
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-Hello, Mr. Ahuja.
-Hello.
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Dimple got admitted to the course
she applied to in Jaipur.
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I've said she can go.
The rest is up to you.
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Me?
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Dad, can I go?
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Of course.
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When do we have to pay the fees?
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Thank you, Dad! Thank you, thank you.
Thank you so much.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Grandma, this is not needed. I'm ready.
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I hope I am not forcing you.
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Absolutely not, Grandma.
You and Grandpa were my age when you met.
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I was 17. He was 20.
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It was a different time.
People got married early back then.
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Then you were together for 52 years.
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We were happy for 52 years.
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We got married when we were young,
so we grew up together,
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grew old together.
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We could understand each other well.
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You don't have to explain.
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I am 18, and I am making my own decisions.
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In any case,
you won't get married tomorrow.
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You should marry someone
after knowing them for two to three years.
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Correct.
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It is a non-religious group,
religion no bar.
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PAN India group, location no bar.
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Wait and watch, pictures will pour in now.
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Let's see.
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No, Grandma.
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How is this one?
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Grandma, can I get her number?
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Take it for me.
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Grandma is your living, breathing,
Tinder account.
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No, it's not funny.
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And getting married at this age...
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Dada.
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You know, you really are
a weird 35-year-old teenager.
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Listen, shut up, okay? I just don't
wanna be like Dad, neither should you.
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Dad's new summer fling.
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Didn't I tell you
not to get too attached to the last one?
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Why doesn't Ashish
take care of the family business, Rishi?
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Because he wants to focus on swimming.
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And what about your animation?
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What about it? That's just a hobby.
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Why don't you two get together?
It'll make my work so easy.
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Okay, we will.
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Really?
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-No.
-No, Grandma, please.
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Getting married at this age is weird,
I know,
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but my grandparents also married
at a young age,
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And I want my marriage
to be perfect like theirs.
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Not like Mom and Dad's
love marriage at 30.
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Grandma, hold on a second.
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When I saw her for the first time,
I was blown away...
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because that photo and the girl
both looked so natural.
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She didn't need any filters.
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This one?
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Her smile was more than enough.
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Yes, I will speak to him right away. Bye.
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Dimple's parents are sending her to Jaipur
for three months.
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Really?
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She is taking a computer course there,
and can meet you on Sundays.
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Hopefully, you both
will get to know each other well.
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The rest is up to the Almighty.
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Dear, why don't you
also do that computer course?
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You will get to spend more time together.
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Grandma, I'd have to commute daily.
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Jaipur is only an hour's drive away.
248
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Or... why don't you stay
in a hostel over there?
249
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Just come and meet
your grandma on the weekends.
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Okay.
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I will just call her up.
252
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The bus leaving for Jaipur is...
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-Is everything okay?
-Yes.
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Darling, if you need money,
don't hesitate to ask me.
255
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But according to middle-class standards.
256
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Okay, I don't want to miss the bus.
Can I leave?
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Yes, go.
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-Take care of yourself.
-Bye, Dad.
259
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And... call every day.
260
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She is leaving for three months.
She is not getting married.
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Okay, come here.
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When anything goes wrong
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No, no. Bye-bye.
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When you find yourself in trouble...
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I will shove your screensaver up your ass.
Take this!
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-Sorry, sir.
-Meet me IRL.
267
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I'll kick your ass so bad
that you'll limp like an injured dog.
268
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You fucking asshole! Motherfucker!
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No matter how big your balls grow,
they remain below your dick--
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It's not me! It's not mine.
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In front of the poster.
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Sorry?
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A bit to the side.
The poster should be visible, too.
274
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This will go on the hostel's website.
275
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Yes. Now give me a big smile.
276
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:09,360
-Do you have lipstick?
-No.
277
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Then bite your lips.
This has to go on the website.
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Okay, ready?
279
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It isn't working. You should look happy.
280
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Okay, smile a bit. Smile.
281
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:32,960
Yeah. A bit more.
Smile like this is your wedding.
282
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:42,320
And has my roommate arrived?
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She arrived a while ago. Go meet her.
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She is not of the human species.
285
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Hi!
286
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:11,480
Hi!
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-Nice music.
-No need to be sweet and all, bro.
288
00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:20,840
Use your headphones if you don't like it.
289
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:24,280
I'm sure you have those high-quality,
290
00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:27,520
noise cancellation types for your games.
Dimple No Damsel.
291
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:30,000
How do you know?
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Stalked you. I should know
if my roommate is cool or a loser.
293
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:37,800
That's your side, obviously.
294
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:50,880
You should do something about your hair.
295
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:55,320
For a gamer chick,
this look is too Disney.
296
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:59,400
If hair made you a good gamer,
then you'd be India's best.
297
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,600
How do you know I'm not?
298
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Because I stalked you, too.
299
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One should know
if their roommate is cool or a loser.
300
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:10,720
Feisty!
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Feisty, I like you.
302
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:17,240
I am really hungry. Wanna grab a bite?
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00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:20,280
-Yeah, I'll get my wallet.
-Cool.
304
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:28,000
Listen, I have to go. It's really urgent.
305
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:32,120
I'm very sorry, but you go to the canteen,
the food there is really yummy.
306
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:35,480
Too delicious. Gorge on it.
And the gulab jamun is awesome.
307
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:36,400
Toodle-oo.
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00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:39,080
So, I'll head to the canteen...
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00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:42,760
Okay.
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00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:47,680
Look, all students call me Kaku.
You should, too.
311
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:51,880
But, Kaku Jaan,
everyone here is 17 to 18 years old.
312
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,960
They're almost half my age.
313
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,520
So what? You are also a student.
314
00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:01,440
Speak softly, Kaku Jaan.
Someone might hear that.
315
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:04,360
Let them know.
Aren't we all students...
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00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:08,400
hoping to get points from the Almighty
in the examination called life?
317
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:13,160
Sorry.
Are you in the app development course?
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00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,480
-Yes.
-Me, too.
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00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:22,080
It's the first time that I've left
my hometown and come to a new city.
320
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:23,160
Me, too.
321
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:27,080
So you...
Sorry, can I address you informally?
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00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:30,840
-Sure, yes.
-So which room are you staying in?
323
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:32,640
I am not staying at the hostel.
324
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:37,520
I stay in a rented house nearby.
325
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:41,040
I'm staying at the hostel, room no. 25.
If you need anything, please ask.
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00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,320
-Thank you very much.
-I am Dimple, by the way.
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00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,760
-Zeenat.
-Hi, Zeenat.
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00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:48,840
-Ms. Zeenat, this is for you.
-Yes?
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00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,320
Thank you, Kaku Jaan.
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00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:53,680
-I'll see you later.
-Okay.
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00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:54,680
Bye.
332
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,120
You look like a good kid.
333
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,080
My mother wouldn't agree with you.
334
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:07,160
What would you like?
You see, our canteen's cold coffee
335
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:10,040
is famous in the whole universe.
336
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,360
-Would you like that?
-Then, of course, yes.
337
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:14,480
I'll be right back.
338
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:22,080
This campus is beautiful, guys.
You have to visit. Oh, my God!
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00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,040
Look at that face for example.
340
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:25,600
Okay, in my next YouTube video,
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00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:28,680
I'm gonna tell you how to conceal
those annoying dark circles
342
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:32,280
-because it kind of lows your face a lot.
-Bro.
343
00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:34,800
It's like two really tiny hard dicks.
344
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:37,280
-Who is Hardik?
-Not Hardik, hard dick.
345
00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:38,440
Hey!
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00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:41,760
You are Anmol Malhotra, right?
347
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:47,240
Hi, I am a big fan.
I mean, I play League of Legends,
348
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:51,280
and I am a huge fan,
not of your streaming, but of your gaming.
349
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:55,040
And I really didn't know, I am so sorry.
350
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:58,520
But, hey, respect.
I am Dimple, by the way.
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00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:00,720
Do you want a selfie?
352
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,920
-Sorry?
-For your Insta story?
353
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,960
Bro, I think
you should get a picture with her.
354
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:10,440
At least people will look at you.
355
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:15,920
Are you guys from Delhi?
356
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,400
What do they think of themselves?
357
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,280
Why are they so uptight?
358
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:25,720
-Hi, guys.
-Hi.
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00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:26,840
Is this seat taken?
360
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:32,880
Dimple Ahuja meets Rishi Singh Shekhawat.
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00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,320
This is a moment that I must remember.
362
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:40,680
This might just be the start
of our happily ever after.
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00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:47,360
Hello, future wife!
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00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:56,280
Creep.
365
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,520
Indian chicks have got no chill, man.
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00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:12,840
What the fuck did you do?
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00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,400
Subtitle translation by Neha Hooda