1 00:00:05,248 --> 00:00:09,285 ♪ Smooth like butter, like a criminal undercover ♪ 2 00:00:09,385 --> 00:00:11,287 ♪ Gon' pop like trouble ♪ 3 00:00:11,387 --> 00:00:13,189 ♪ Breaking into your heart like that ♪ 4 00:00:13,256 --> 00:00:14,457 ♪ Ooh ♪ 5 00:00:14,557 --> 00:00:16,559 Which led to the Great Train Wreck of 1918 6 00:00:16,626 --> 00:00:17,560 on Dutchman's Curve. 7 00:00:17,627 --> 00:00:18,895 Alicia: Oh, my God! 8 00:00:18,961 --> 00:00:22,799 Speaking of train wrecks, Ms. Gomez, you okay? 9 00:00:22,899 --> 00:00:25,468 Have you ever had a front-row seat to love? 10 00:00:25,568 --> 00:00:27,203 Oh, God, is Mr. Escalante doing the thing 11 00:00:27,270 --> 00:00:30,807 where he lets squirrels eat a cookie out of his mouth again? 12 00:00:30,907 --> 00:00:32,275 No. [ Scoffs ] 13 00:00:32,375 --> 00:00:33,576 A promposal is about to go down. 14 00:00:33,643 --> 00:00:36,212 Come on. I love Winter Formal Week. 15 00:00:36,946 --> 00:00:39,048 Look! She's nervous. 16 00:00:39,115 --> 00:00:41,951 He's reaching into his coat and pulling out... 17 00:00:42,051 --> 00:00:43,453 spray paint? 18 00:00:43,553 --> 00:00:45,488 Yep, that's Ethan and Skyler, 19 00:00:45,588 --> 00:00:47,557 the school's number-one vandals. 20 00:00:47,623 --> 00:00:49,592 You guys rank vandals? 21 00:00:49,659 --> 00:00:50,893 That's weird. 22 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:52,462 They're the ones who hacked into 23 00:00:52,562 --> 00:00:54,397 Principal Maris' Venmo account and sent everybody a dollar. 24 00:00:54,464 --> 00:00:57,400 -Hmm. -Oh, no, that was actually me. 25 00:00:57,467 --> 00:00:59,001 Well, these two are in love. 26 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:01,270 Look, he's drawing her a heart with an arrow through it. 27 00:01:01,337 --> 00:01:02,672 Oh, no, Ms. G, that's not a heart. 28 00:01:02,772 --> 00:01:05,007 That's a butt with a -- 29 00:01:05,108 --> 00:01:07,176 Can we go back to prepping for our debate? 30 00:01:07,276 --> 00:01:08,344 Sorry. 31 00:01:08,444 --> 00:01:09,745 I love this kind of stuff. 32 00:01:09,812 --> 00:01:11,180 It may come as a total shock, 33 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,015 but I actually didn't go to any of my school dances. 34 00:01:13,116 --> 00:01:14,450 No, that tracks. 35 00:01:14,517 --> 00:01:15,618 Very funny. 36 00:01:15,685 --> 00:01:17,253 I skipped them 'cause I was studying like 37 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:18,688 you're all probably gonna do. 38 00:01:18,788 --> 00:01:20,490 Miss a chance to be at school in the dark? 39 00:01:20,590 --> 00:01:21,691 No way. 40 00:01:21,791 --> 00:01:23,259 Yeah, we all decided to go as a group. 41 00:01:23,326 --> 00:01:25,995 Uh, unless Griffin promposes to me -- 42 00:01:26,095 --> 00:01:27,530 ideally, with a cameo from "Dateline's" 43 00:01:27,630 --> 00:01:30,533 Keith Morrison, where he makes a clever murder pun. 44 00:01:30,633 --> 00:01:32,635 He knows you that well, you marry him. 45 00:01:32,702 --> 00:01:34,370 You marry him good. 46 00:01:34,470 --> 00:01:36,305 Hey, the dance is this Friday. 47 00:01:36,372 --> 00:01:39,475 Why are you waiting on Griffin? You should ask him. 48 00:01:39,542 --> 00:01:40,776 He would be so lucky. 49 00:01:40,843 --> 00:01:43,479 You're right. What am I waiting for? 50 00:01:43,546 --> 00:01:46,482 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 51 00:01:46,549 --> 00:01:49,352 Did you paint your nails right before class again? 52 00:01:49,452 --> 00:01:50,553 No! 53 00:01:50,653 --> 00:01:52,555 I'm fanning away the tears 'cause you guys -- 54 00:01:52,655 --> 00:01:53,890 you have come so far! 55 00:01:53,990 --> 00:01:57,126 I mean, you're making time for school and fun? Check. 56 00:01:57,193 --> 00:01:59,729 Rallying around your friend? Check. 57 00:01:59,829 --> 00:02:00,963 This is exactly what I hoped 58 00:02:01,030 --> 00:02:02,365 teaching would feel like when I came here! 59 00:02:02,465 --> 00:02:04,066 Checkety check check! 60 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:07,370 Yeah, I checkety checked out halfway through that. 61 00:02:07,470 --> 00:02:20,850 ♪♪ 62 00:02:22,485 --> 00:02:23,986 That's an ugly butt. 63 00:02:24,053 --> 00:02:26,155 Tell that to my Instagram followers. 64 00:02:26,222 --> 00:02:27,557 Sorry, I was just talking about what I'd say 65 00:02:27,657 --> 00:02:29,425 to the two vandals if I ever caught them. 66 00:02:29,525 --> 00:02:32,428 Oh. I talk to myself, too. 67 00:02:32,528 --> 00:02:34,197 In the mirror. 68 00:02:34,263 --> 00:02:36,933 "Hey, girl, you're a motherfriggin' warrior! 69 00:02:37,033 --> 00:02:39,101 Bump it." 70 00:02:39,202 --> 00:02:42,071 I do it gently 'cause I did break it the one time. 71 00:02:42,171 --> 00:02:43,773 You have disrespected me. 72 00:02:43,873 --> 00:02:46,509 Oh, no, no, no. I love the custodial arts. 73 00:02:46,576 --> 00:02:49,412 No, t-that was me talking to the vandals again. 74 00:02:49,512 --> 00:02:51,881 We are finished. 75 00:02:51,948 --> 00:02:53,282 Now, that one was to you. 76 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:54,617 Weird convo. 77 00:02:54,717 --> 00:02:56,085 But I like you. 78 00:02:56,185 --> 00:02:59,622 Damn it, who keeps practice-kissing the windows. 79 00:02:59,722 --> 00:03:01,123 Oh, that's nothing. 80 00:03:01,224 --> 00:03:03,693 You should see what I do to the bathroom mirror. 81 00:03:03,759 --> 00:03:05,795 I weep for our youth. 82 00:03:07,230 --> 00:03:09,065 Why are you wearing a blazer? 83 00:03:09,131 --> 00:03:10,766 It looks like you're about to explain 84 00:03:10,866 --> 00:03:13,970 to a group of superheroes the technology that's at stake. 85 00:03:14,070 --> 00:03:16,606 I could, uh, maybe pass as Bruce Banner. 86 00:03:16,706 --> 00:03:19,041 I don't know who that is. 87 00:03:19,108 --> 00:03:20,643 Uh, the superintendent's coming by today, 88 00:03:20,743 --> 00:03:22,745 so you may want to change into something that 89 00:03:22,812 --> 00:03:25,781 doesn't scream, "I had spaghetti today." 90 00:03:25,881 --> 00:03:27,483 I did it on purpose. 91 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:29,118 It says, "I am a dedicated teacher 92 00:03:29,218 --> 00:03:30,386 that works through lunch." 93 00:03:30,453 --> 00:03:33,289 It says, "I chomp like a Muppet." 94 00:03:33,389 --> 00:03:37,260 Anyway, um, I'm thinking about going with a literary theme 95 00:03:37,326 --> 00:03:38,494 for Winter Formal. 96 00:03:38,594 --> 00:03:41,063 Check it out. We'll have "Edgar Allan Punch" 97 00:03:41,130 --> 00:03:44,166 and "Of Mice and Memories photo booth." 98 00:03:44,267 --> 00:03:46,736 You really can make anything homework. 99 00:03:46,802 --> 00:03:47,903 Do you have a better idea? 100 00:03:47,970 --> 00:03:50,406 How about snow, sleigh rides? 101 00:03:50,473 --> 00:03:52,108 You know, do cold stuff. 102 00:03:52,174 --> 00:03:53,509 Cold stuff? 103 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:55,478 [ Scoffs ] Seriously? 104 00:03:56,779 --> 00:03:59,181 Actually, that's not bad. 105 00:03:59,282 --> 00:04:01,250 Hey, what if you plan and co-chaperone with me? 106 00:04:01,317 --> 00:04:03,252 Well, seeing as this will be my first dance, 107 00:04:03,319 --> 00:04:04,587 you would have to ask me properly. 108 00:04:04,654 --> 00:04:06,355 Oh, right, right. [ Clears throat ] 109 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:09,859 [ Awkwardly ] Uh, if you're not doin' anything Friday night, 110 00:04:09,959 --> 00:04:13,162 I don't know, uh, would you want to co-chaperone the dance 111 00:04:13,262 --> 00:04:14,697 with me or, like, whatever? 112 00:04:14,797 --> 00:04:16,132 [ Awkwardly ] Oh, but I don't know. 113 00:04:16,198 --> 00:04:18,267 My curfew is 10:00. 114 00:04:19,635 --> 00:04:20,836 I would love to. 115 00:04:20,936 --> 00:04:23,172 [ Chuckles ] 116 00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:30,880 Not so fast. How are you gonna ask Griffin? 117 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:34,283 Politely, discreetly -- you know, Milesy. 118 00:04:34,984 --> 00:04:36,352 I'm just gonna walk up to him and say, 119 00:04:36,452 --> 00:04:37,887 "Do you want to go to the dance with me?" 120 00:04:37,987 --> 00:04:40,289 Yeah, that'd be great if you're looking to buy 121 00:04:40,356 --> 00:04:42,625 a one-way ticket to Rejection City. 122 00:04:42,692 --> 00:04:45,294 Yeah, where Luke's the mayor. 123 00:04:45,361 --> 00:04:47,396 But he does kind of have a point. 124 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:49,398 Yeah, buddy, you've got to go big. 125 00:04:49,498 --> 00:04:51,133 Look, I know what you're thinking. 126 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:53,135 Go bigger. Take that, double it. 127 00:04:53,202 --> 00:04:54,370 Take that, triple it. 128 00:04:54,470 --> 00:04:56,739 Take that, inject it with steroids! 129 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:59,375 Maybe I could saunter up with a sparkly sign? 130 00:04:59,475 --> 00:05:01,010 Or you could do something amazing, 131 00:05:01,077 --> 00:05:03,646 like buy him a thousand yellow daisies. 132 00:05:03,713 --> 00:05:04,914 Saw it on "Gilmore Girls." 133 00:05:05,014 --> 00:05:07,416 Didn't Lorelai eventually dump that guy? 134 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:09,018 Whatever. 135 00:05:09,085 --> 00:05:10,519 No, ignore her. 136 00:05:10,586 --> 00:05:12,655 Buy Griffin a balloon. 137 00:05:12,722 --> 00:05:14,190 Okay, that sounds reasonable. 138 00:05:14,256 --> 00:05:16,092 Then hire a guy to charter said hot air balloon. 139 00:05:16,192 --> 00:05:17,259 And you're done. 140 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:20,429 Miles, here's the perfect promposal. 141 00:05:20,529 --> 00:05:21,764 Get him a rescue puppy. 142 00:05:21,864 --> 00:05:23,933 If that doesn't convince him to go with you, 143 00:05:24,033 --> 00:05:25,501 we'll have a dog for the next 14 years. 144 00:05:25,568 --> 00:05:26,936 Uh, Miles, you have all of "Romeo and Juliet" 145 00:05:27,036 --> 00:05:28,604 memorized, right? 146 00:05:28,704 --> 00:05:30,673 Shoot. I have an English test next period. 147 00:05:30,740 --> 00:05:31,841 But as for Griffin -- 148 00:05:31,907 --> 00:05:33,376 Miles, I, like, really need you. 149 00:05:33,442 --> 00:05:36,445 So, actually, I just saw your face 150 00:05:36,545 --> 00:05:37,947 and I wanted to get you away from them. 151 00:05:38,047 --> 00:05:39,348 Oh, thank you. 152 00:05:39,415 --> 00:05:41,250 Also, I have the perfect idea for a promposal. 153 00:05:41,350 --> 00:05:42,852 Nowhere is safe. 154 00:05:42,918 --> 00:05:45,521 [ Bell rings ] 155 00:05:46,756 --> 00:05:51,460 ♪♪ 156 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:52,862 Knock, knock. 157 00:05:52,928 --> 00:05:55,264 Superintendent Pearson, I'm so sorry I'm late. 158 00:05:55,364 --> 00:05:56,599 I was, um -- 159 00:05:56,699 --> 00:05:59,735 Referring to yourself as a motherfriggin' warrior? 160 00:05:59,802 --> 00:06:01,237 Okay, so, you're not a janitor. 161 00:06:01,303 --> 00:06:02,538 Posing as one helps me get a feel 162 00:06:02,605 --> 00:06:04,473 for the school, behind the scenes. 163 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:06,142 Hmm, "Undercover Boss"-style. 164 00:06:06,242 --> 00:06:08,544 Because I'm a boss who goes undercover 165 00:06:08,611 --> 00:06:10,146 to spy on his employees. 166 00:06:10,246 --> 00:06:12,314 Such a lazy comparison. 167 00:06:12,415 --> 00:06:14,116 [ Chuckles ] Yes, you wanted to see me? 168 00:06:14,216 --> 00:06:17,753 Uh, my sense on you is that you are a high-energy, 169 00:06:17,820 --> 00:06:19,422 blunt, unfiltered teacher 170 00:06:19,488 --> 00:06:21,957 who speaks to the students as equals. 171 00:06:22,057 --> 00:06:24,727 Also has windswept hair and an infectious laugh. 172 00:06:24,794 --> 00:06:26,095 [ Laughs ] 173 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:29,331 But, otherwise, super good job. 174 00:06:29,432 --> 00:06:30,800 I'm very perceptive. 175 00:06:30,900 --> 00:06:33,836 Plus, Principal Maris wrote that in her report. 176 00:06:33,936 --> 00:06:34,937 Huh. 177 00:06:35,004 --> 00:06:36,772 She almost spelled my name right. 178 00:06:36,839 --> 00:06:38,073 So close. 179 00:06:38,140 --> 00:06:40,109 Look, the school board is trying to retain 180 00:06:40,176 --> 00:06:41,577 teachers that we value, 181 00:06:41,644 --> 00:06:46,315 so we would like you to sign a three-year contract. 182 00:06:46,415 --> 00:06:47,683 Three years? 183 00:06:47,783 --> 00:06:50,586 Ooh! It's getting really hot in here. 184 00:06:50,653 --> 00:06:51,987 It's -- [ Gasps ] 185 00:06:52,087 --> 00:06:54,757 Great! Now I have to become the janitor again. 186 00:06:56,592 --> 00:06:59,195 Wow! What happened here? 187 00:06:59,295 --> 00:07:00,996 While I'm cleaning this up, you can sign. 188 00:07:01,096 --> 00:07:03,532 Yeah, um, I don't know, because, like, how will I know 189 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:05,201 that I still want to do this in a few years? 190 00:07:05,301 --> 00:07:07,203 Like, three years is a long commitment, 191 00:07:07,303 --> 00:07:08,971 and I can't even commit to an eyebrow shape. 192 00:07:09,038 --> 00:07:11,974 Try a "W." I haven't seen that. 193 00:07:12,675 --> 00:07:14,610 So, you don't want the job security here 194 00:07:14,677 --> 00:07:15,878 at Meadows Creek High? 195 00:07:15,978 --> 00:07:17,379 No, no, no, of course I do. 196 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:19,982 I just -- I want to make sure that this is my passion. 197 00:07:20,049 --> 00:07:21,550 So can I have some time to think about it? 198 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:24,386 Sure, you take all the time you need. 199 00:07:24,487 --> 00:07:27,356 Just tell me by tomorrow, or have a nice life. 200 00:07:29,558 --> 00:07:33,729 Whassup, Griffie... my liege? 201 00:07:33,829 --> 00:07:35,364 No, that's stupid. 202 00:07:35,464 --> 00:07:36,532 Oh. 203 00:07:36,632 --> 00:07:38,234 Miles, if you're gonna curtsy, 204 00:07:38,334 --> 00:07:41,337 you got to put some depth into it. 205 00:07:41,403 --> 00:07:42,905 Huh? 206 00:07:43,005 --> 00:07:44,406 Griffin should be here any minute. 207 00:07:44,507 --> 00:07:46,175 Sure, we just wanna know which promposal you chose. 208 00:07:46,242 --> 00:07:47,676 Did you go with the daisies? 209 00:07:47,743 --> 00:07:49,411 Yeah, did you time-travel back to the year 2000, 210 00:07:49,512 --> 00:07:50,746 when "Gilmore Girls" premiered? 211 00:07:50,846 --> 00:07:52,248 Hey, hey, the mother-daughter bond 212 00:07:52,348 --> 00:07:53,749 between Sophia and Dorothy is timeless. 213 00:07:53,849 --> 00:07:55,551 You're thinking of "Golden Girls." 214 00:07:55,651 --> 00:07:56,752 Oh. 215 00:07:56,852 --> 00:07:58,087 I'm betting you went with my idea. 216 00:07:58,187 --> 00:07:59,688 I don't think he's gonna go with a promposal 217 00:07:59,755 --> 00:08:01,524 that he has to walk five times a day. 218 00:08:01,590 --> 00:08:03,058 I just want a puppy! 219 00:08:03,158 --> 00:08:05,528 Whoa. Lots of choices, only one good one. 220 00:08:05,594 --> 00:08:06,662 Hot air balloon? 221 00:08:06,729 --> 00:08:07,830 Look, time is running out, 222 00:08:07,897 --> 00:08:09,164 and I need to ask him in my own way, 223 00:08:09,231 --> 00:08:11,767 so use your ideas to get your own dates. 224 00:08:11,867 --> 00:08:14,103 See, there's too many ladies to choose from. 225 00:08:14,203 --> 00:08:16,105 If I were to pick one, the others -- 226 00:08:16,205 --> 00:08:17,773 all the others -- would be hurt. 227 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:21,176 On behalf of all women, we're good. 228 00:08:21,243 --> 00:08:22,545 [ Chuckles ] 229 00:08:22,611 --> 00:08:26,715 With those big ol' paws and those floppy ears! 230 00:08:26,782 --> 00:08:28,684 Will someone get this girl a puppy, because -- 231 00:08:28,751 --> 00:08:31,787 -Nobody's getting her a dog. -Please stop. 232 00:08:31,887 --> 00:08:33,289 Miles, we just want to help you, okay? 233 00:08:33,389 --> 00:08:34,590 And you're wasting my time. 234 00:08:34,690 --> 00:08:36,425 I need to ask Griffin before it's too late. 235 00:08:36,525 --> 00:08:44,099 ♪ You got me seein' stars ♪ 236 00:08:44,199 --> 00:08:47,102 Um, yeah, I'll -- I'll go with you. 237 00:08:52,141 --> 00:08:53,475 Miles, are you okay? 238 00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:55,878 No. If I had ignored you and done what I wanted to do, 239 00:08:55,945 --> 00:08:58,314 I'd be going with Griffin, and not Dominick. 240 00:08:58,414 --> 00:08:59,949 Now they're probably gonna fall in love. 241 00:09:00,049 --> 00:09:01,984 Thanks a lot. 242 00:09:02,084 --> 00:09:03,953 Dude? 243 00:09:04,053 --> 00:09:06,822 Hey, just in time for the punch tasting. 244 00:09:06,922 --> 00:09:11,126 So, I added a super-secret ingredient. 245 00:09:13,429 --> 00:09:15,297 Nutmeg. 246 00:09:15,397 --> 00:09:16,932 Hey, can we do this later? 247 00:09:16,999 --> 00:09:19,101 I just met the superintendent, and, um, 248 00:09:19,168 --> 00:09:21,136 he offered me a three-year contract. 249 00:09:21,236 --> 00:09:22,438 Oh, seriously?! 250 00:09:22,504 --> 00:09:24,506 Oh! 251 00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:26,308 That's awesome! 252 00:09:26,408 --> 00:09:29,244 I -- Sorry, I -- Puh! 253 00:09:29,311 --> 00:09:30,679 Nothin' but net! 254 00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:31,947 Now we know why you were fired 255 00:09:32,014 --> 00:09:33,515 as the assistant basketball coach. 256 00:09:33,616 --> 00:09:36,986 Okay, sorry, I'm just excited at this amazing news! 257 00:09:37,086 --> 00:09:39,955 Yeah. It's great. 258 00:09:40,022 --> 00:09:43,492 Then why does your face look like you're in line at the DMV? 259 00:09:43,592 --> 00:09:45,361 Because if I sign it, 260 00:09:45,461 --> 00:09:47,196 then this job is no longer a stopgap, 261 00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:51,700 it's a career as a professional teacher. 262 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,836 Yeah, screw those selfless do-gooders 263 00:09:53,936 --> 00:09:55,671 who form the backbone of society. 264 00:09:55,771 --> 00:09:56,872 No, no, it's great for you 265 00:09:56,972 --> 00:09:58,374 because you have limited options. 266 00:09:58,474 --> 00:10:01,276 I mean, because this is where you settled. 267 00:10:01,343 --> 00:10:03,145 I am saying really dumb things because I'm -- 268 00:10:03,212 --> 00:10:04,880 In the midst of a quarter-life crisis? 269 00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:07,650 I prefer to call it a young-lady crisis. 270 00:10:07,716 --> 00:10:09,385 Nothing to be proud of. 271 00:10:10,786 --> 00:10:14,390 Look, you have made an impact here on everyone, 272 00:10:14,490 --> 00:10:16,125 especially your students. 273 00:10:16,191 --> 00:10:17,393 That's true. 274 00:10:17,493 --> 00:10:18,827 They were telling me today that they're, uh, 275 00:10:18,894 --> 00:10:20,229 taking a break from studying on their own, 276 00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:22,498 and they're going to the dance together. 277 00:10:22,564 --> 00:10:24,667 They're like a little family. 278 00:10:24,733 --> 00:10:26,301 And I'm their Dom Toretto. 279 00:10:26,368 --> 00:10:28,404 Right, you "Fast and Furious" those kids! 280 00:10:28,504 --> 00:10:30,072 [ Deep voice ] 'Cause it's all about family, yeah. 281 00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:31,173 [ Laughs ] 282 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:32,574 Oh, this is all your fault. 283 00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:33,809 I'm serious. 284 00:10:33,876 --> 00:10:35,344 Isn't that spoon calling the fork silver? 285 00:10:35,411 --> 00:10:36,979 If it wasn't for you, none of this would have happened. 286 00:10:37,046 --> 00:10:38,580 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, what's going on? 287 00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:40,816 Miles missed his chance to ask out Griffin. 288 00:10:40,883 --> 00:10:42,017 Ohh. 289 00:10:42,084 --> 00:10:43,752 And now he won't even go to the dance. 290 00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:45,654 -All because of her dumb idea. -All because of his dumb idea. 291 00:10:45,721 --> 00:10:47,089 -Hers was dumber. -His was dumber. 292 00:10:47,189 --> 00:10:48,991 Okay, alright, look, none of the ideas were great, 293 00:10:49,058 --> 00:10:50,526 except for the guy who asked Griffin. 294 00:10:50,592 --> 00:10:53,062 I still have goose bumps. 295 00:10:53,162 --> 00:10:54,363 I just wanted a puppy. 296 00:10:54,430 --> 00:10:56,398 Nobody cares about your puppy right now. 297 00:10:56,498 --> 00:10:58,067 I could be losing my best friend. 298 00:10:58,167 --> 00:10:59,735 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 299 00:10:59,835 --> 00:11:02,037 Instead of fighting, you should be picking Miles up 300 00:11:02,104 --> 00:11:04,106 and convincing him to go to the dance with you! 301 00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:05,441 He doesn't want to talk to us, 302 00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:06,875 and I'm not going if he's not going. 303 00:11:06,942 --> 00:11:07,943 Me either. 304 00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:09,378 Ditto. 305 00:11:09,445 --> 00:11:11,046 it feels right in the situation. 306 00:11:11,113 --> 00:11:12,915 I can't believe you guys. 307 00:11:13,015 --> 00:11:14,349 I mean, Miles is sad, 308 00:11:14,416 --> 00:11:16,919 and you're more worried about who's to blame? 309 00:11:17,619 --> 00:11:19,888 I thought I taught you better than that. 310 00:11:23,625 --> 00:11:25,094 So much for making them a family. 311 00:11:25,194 --> 00:11:27,229 I really thought I could change them in a few months? 312 00:11:27,296 --> 00:11:29,398 How am I supposed to do that for another three years? 313 00:11:29,465 --> 00:11:30,899 Alicia -- 314 00:11:30,966 --> 00:11:32,601 Here comes all the reasons why I should stay. 315 00:11:32,701 --> 00:11:34,970 "Reason, reason, reason." 316 00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:36,739 No. [ Laughs ] 317 00:11:36,805 --> 00:11:40,075 You know what? I'm done trying to sell you. 318 00:11:40,142 --> 00:11:42,377 I'm too busy being a professional teacher. 319 00:11:42,444 --> 00:11:45,447 No, wait. Elliot, I didn't mean it like that. 320 00:11:46,548 --> 00:11:48,484 Vandals... 321 00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:50,385 either of you throw that stink bomb in the trash can, 322 00:11:50,452 --> 00:11:53,322 and I will end you and your adorable relationship. 323 00:11:55,390 --> 00:11:57,726 God, I want what they have. 324 00:12:02,131 --> 00:12:03,766 Man: She thought she was safe, 325 00:12:03,832 --> 00:12:06,635 but the killer was closer than she thought. 326 00:12:06,735 --> 00:12:09,471 You're gonna die, sis. 327 00:12:09,571 --> 00:12:11,507 Just like my heart. 328 00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:13,008 Knock-knock! 329 00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:14,243 Go away, grandma. 330 00:12:14,309 --> 00:12:16,178 It's actually me. 331 00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:18,347 I was referring to that dress. 332 00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:20,682 Hey, I'm wearing this to the dance. 333 00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:24,186 Mm. Well, it's very, uh, floral. 334 00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:26,421 Says the guy wearing a sloth onesie. 335 00:12:26,488 --> 00:12:27,523 You know I pull it off. 336 00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:29,591 I know. 337 00:12:29,658 --> 00:12:32,694 So, I'm sure you're here for a great teachable moment 338 00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:34,363 about how this will only make me stronger. 339 00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:35,864 Actually, I heard what happened 340 00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:37,666 and thought that you could use some cheering up, 341 00:12:37,766 --> 00:12:42,304 so I brought these two hot men -- Ben and Jerry. 342 00:12:42,371 --> 00:12:45,207 Ooh, my favorite. 343 00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:46,341 Did you eat half of it? 344 00:12:46,441 --> 00:12:48,143 There was traffic. 345 00:12:50,179 --> 00:12:52,681 So, how you holding up? 346 00:12:52,781 --> 00:12:53,715 High school sucks. 347 00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:54,883 Yeah. 348 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,618 You know that's not just you, right? 349 00:12:56,685 --> 00:12:59,555 High school sucks even when you're not one of the students. 350 00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:01,990 Makes you wonder if you belong there. 351 00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:05,394 Uh, you've had enough. 352 00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:06,562 Don't be too down. 353 00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:08,230 Remember, you have so many people 354 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:09,798 that care a lot about you. 355 00:13:09,865 --> 00:13:12,668 Like, to an annoying extent sometimes. 356 00:13:12,734 --> 00:13:14,870 Yeah, I'm not mad at them. 357 00:13:14,970 --> 00:13:17,739 I'm mad at myself because I waited so long to ask Griffin. 358 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,007 Then everything blew up, 359 00:13:19,074 --> 00:13:20,509 and now none of us are going to the dance. 360 00:13:20,576 --> 00:13:23,812 Whoa! No way! I will never be this young again. 361 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,216 Why are you here? 362 00:13:27,316 --> 00:13:29,484 I stopped by to cheer him up on the way to the dance. 363 00:13:29,551 --> 00:13:30,519 In that dress? 364 00:13:30,586 --> 00:13:33,222 Okay, I get it. 365 00:13:33,322 --> 00:13:36,091 Operation Cheer Up Miles is a go. 366 00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:38,427 Yeah, we're not calling it that. 367 00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:40,162 We came to apologize about messing up 368 00:13:40,229 --> 00:13:41,330 the whole Griffin thing. 369 00:13:41,396 --> 00:13:42,698 Yeah, you were right. 370 00:13:42,764 --> 00:13:44,833 We made it about us instead of you. 371 00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:47,202 And Ms. Gomez made us realize 372 00:13:47,269 --> 00:13:48,337 we have a question for you. 373 00:13:48,403 --> 00:13:50,606 I'm not gonna buy you a puppy. 374 00:13:50,706 --> 00:13:52,608 [ Chuckles ] No, no, no. This question actually comes 375 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:55,611 from the man of your dreams and most people's nightmares. 376 00:13:55,711 --> 00:13:57,212 Hello, Miles. 377 00:13:57,279 --> 00:13:59,948 Keith Morrison from "Dateline" here. 378 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,450 Oh, my God. 379 00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:03,285 Your friends wanted me to ask you 380 00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:05,954 if you would go to the dance with them. 381 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:08,957 All evidence points to... 382 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:11,360 a murderously good time. 383 00:14:11,426 --> 00:14:12,794 Get out! 384 00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,463 It was kind of my idea. 385 00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:17,099 Well, thanks, but you know that's not the Keith Morrison? 386 00:14:17,199 --> 00:14:19,801 It was kind of Robyn's idea. 387 00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,470 Well, it's the thought that counts. 388 00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:23,872 Also, I'm kind of glad Griffin didn't ask me that way. 389 00:14:23,939 --> 00:14:26,375 I think I'd miss the excitement and glitter. 390 00:14:26,441 --> 00:14:28,110 Hit it. 391 00:14:29,978 --> 00:14:31,313 [ Laughter ] 392 00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:33,482 So, what do you say? 393 00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:35,150 Let's do this. 394 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,286 Right after I change. 395 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:39,721 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 396 00:14:39,788 --> 00:14:41,323 You guys really are like a family, 397 00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:42,824 and you have each other's backs. 398 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:44,226 And now you're going to the dance together, 399 00:14:44,293 --> 00:14:46,628 and it's all because of my work as your teacher. 400 00:14:46,728 --> 00:14:48,964 Don't kill the moment, Ms. G. 401 00:14:49,965 --> 00:14:53,068 Remember, if you need new brake pads, stop by 402 00:14:53,135 --> 00:14:57,005 Keith Morrison's Auto Parts. 403 00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:58,407 Yeah, yeah, that's on us. 404 00:14:58,473 --> 00:15:00,742 We should have watched the end of the video. 405 00:15:05,147 --> 00:15:07,783 [ Drill whirring ] 406 00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:10,018 You're a handyman now? 407 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:13,355 Nope. Just a guy who hates a squeaky hinge. 408 00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,190 Either way, you are just the guy I was looking for, 409 00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:17,492 'cause, um, I want to take you up on that offer. 410 00:15:17,592 --> 00:15:19,528 That's great news! Uh, which offer? 411 00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:21,964 I dangle a lot of carrots around here. 412 00:15:22,030 --> 00:15:24,099 The three-year teaching contract. 413 00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:26,535 Turns out that teaching really is my passion. 414 00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:28,870 Just out of curiosity, what brought you around? 415 00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,806 I realized that I belong here, 416 00:15:30,872 --> 00:15:33,208 and there's a lot of people here that care about me. 417 00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:36,545 Ah, Mr. Escalante. You figured out he likes you. 418 00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:37,713 I meant my students, 419 00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:39,548 but, yeah, Elliot is my partner in crime. 420 00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:41,450 No, he likes you, likes you. 421 00:15:41,516 --> 00:15:44,186 As the kids say, he's goo-goo, ga-ga. 422 00:15:44,286 --> 00:15:46,054 Kids don't say that. 423 00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:47,856 And you're wrong. We're friends. 424 00:15:47,956 --> 00:15:48,991 You're probably right. 425 00:15:49,057 --> 00:15:50,158 It's not like I'm some guy who sees 426 00:15:50,225 --> 00:15:53,061 and hears everything around here. 427 00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,030 Well, my work here is done. 428 00:15:55,130 --> 00:15:57,165 Oh, wait. Aren't I supposed to sign something? 429 00:15:57,232 --> 00:15:59,034 Oh, uh, there was no contract. 430 00:15:59,134 --> 00:16:01,336 I just wanted to know you were committed to this place. 431 00:16:01,403 --> 00:16:05,741 See you at the dance, Ms. Gomez, once you've changed. 432 00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:08,010 I already changed my jacket! 433 00:16:10,545 --> 00:16:13,048 I'll call a handyman! 434 00:16:13,148 --> 00:16:14,916 ♪ No matter what ♪ 435 00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,985 ♪ I'm yours tonight ♪ 436 00:16:17,052 --> 00:16:19,688 ♪ Nothing's ever gonna take us down ♪ 437 00:16:19,755 --> 00:16:21,089 -Whoo! -Yeah! 438 00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:22,758 ♪ No matter what ♪ 439 00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:24,593 ♪ Can't change my mind ♪ 440 00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:27,429 ♪ Something's started, we can't turn back now ♪ 441 00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:29,564 ♪ Turn back now ♪ 442 00:16:31,099 --> 00:16:32,367 Wow! 443 00:16:32,434 --> 00:16:34,369 This gym got a glow-up, and I am here for it. 444 00:16:34,436 --> 00:16:36,171 This is pretty cool. 445 00:16:36,238 --> 00:16:38,673 I love cold stuff. 446 00:16:38,740 --> 00:16:42,277 Luke: Look at all these beautiful prospects. 447 00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:44,579 I'm so happy I decided to go stag. 448 00:16:44,679 --> 00:16:47,015 Yeah, you decided that. 449 00:16:48,116 --> 00:16:50,619 Hey, Miles. 450 00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:51,887 You know what? 451 00:16:51,953 --> 00:16:53,622 I'm gonna go see which one of these ladies 452 00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:55,724 is gonna win the Luke Lotto. 453 00:16:55,791 --> 00:16:58,226 After I get some punch. 454 00:16:58,293 --> 00:17:00,796 I'm gonna go make some of these boys nervous. 455 00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:02,264 I'm gonna go film it. 456 00:17:02,364 --> 00:17:03,965 I'm gonna stay right under this heating vent 457 00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:05,300 because it's cozy. 458 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,470 You know, why don't we go warm up dancing? 459 00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:11,039 Okay, yeah, sure. 460 00:17:14,109 --> 00:17:17,212 So, you and Dominick make a handsome couple. 461 00:17:17,279 --> 00:17:18,780 Oh, we're not a couple. 462 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,883 I mean, he's cool, but he's no Miles Alvarez. 463 00:17:21,950 --> 00:17:23,985 What?! 464 00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:26,154 I mean, thanks. 465 00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:27,456 Save a dance for me? 466 00:17:27,556 --> 00:17:29,558 Maybe. 467 00:17:29,624 --> 00:17:31,259 Yes, definitely. 468 00:17:31,326 --> 00:17:33,428 You know, time permitting. 469 00:17:33,495 --> 00:17:35,430 Actually, how about now? 470 00:17:35,497 --> 00:17:37,666 ♪ Ooh, it's a mood ♪ 471 00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,267 ♪ Nah-nah-nah-nah ♪ 472 00:17:39,334 --> 00:17:40,335 ♪ Na-na-nah ♪ 473 00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:42,938 ♪ Ooh, it's a mood ♪ 474 00:17:43,004 --> 00:17:44,506 Hey. 475 00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:45,774 I guess we pulled this off, huh? 476 00:17:45,841 --> 00:17:47,843 Yeah, you took my idea of cold stuff 477 00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:49,811 and brought it to life. 478 00:17:49,911 --> 00:17:54,483 Listen, about earlier, I'm sorry for overreacting. 479 00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:56,985 This is a big decision, and you should totally -- 480 00:17:57,085 --> 00:17:58,520 I took the offer. 481 00:17:58,620 --> 00:17:59,855 Seriously? 482 00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:02,858 Well, turns out it was a fake offer from a fake janitor, 483 00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:05,293 but a real superintendent that made me get really real 484 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:06,862 about what I really wanted. 485 00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:08,597 Do you follow? 486 00:18:08,663 --> 00:18:10,432 Not really. 487 00:18:10,499 --> 00:18:11,600 Well, I'm really glad. 488 00:18:11,666 --> 00:18:13,135 It will keep this place interesting. 489 00:18:13,201 --> 00:18:14,536 And you would be a mess without me. 490 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:15,770 [ Laughs ] 491 00:18:15,837 --> 00:18:17,272 Plus, I was not gonna miss my opportunity 492 00:18:17,339 --> 00:18:19,107 to get dressed up and come to my first dance. 493 00:18:19,174 --> 00:18:20,609 Yeah, you look -- 494 00:18:20,675 --> 00:18:22,277 I got targeted by an Instagram ad, 495 00:18:22,344 --> 00:18:24,045 and, yes, I regret it. 496 00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:27,149 I was gonna say I love it. 497 00:18:28,116 --> 00:18:30,152 It's so you. 498 00:18:34,956 --> 00:18:37,392 So, seeing as it is my first dance, 499 00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,895 I was wondering, um... 500 00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:42,797 [ Awkwardly ] Would you maybe like to, uh, dance with me? 501 00:18:42,864 --> 00:18:44,833 [ Awkwardly ] Uh, well, that sounds swell, 502 00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:46,801 but I should check in with my date. 503 00:18:46,868 --> 00:18:49,037 [ Laughs ] That's a really good twist. 504 00:18:49,137 --> 00:18:51,907 I love how committed you are to the bit. 505 00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:54,075 I was, uh, serious. 506 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:55,710 I do have a date. 507 00:18:55,810 --> 00:18:59,414 Oh, my God! Elliot, I love this song. 508 00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:01,149 Kelsey, this is Alicia. 509 00:19:01,216 --> 00:19:03,351 Oh! I've heard so much about you. 510 00:19:03,418 --> 00:19:05,487 Cute dress. Instagram? 511 00:19:05,554 --> 00:19:07,889 Come on, let's go dance. 512 00:19:07,989 --> 00:19:10,025 You want to come? We could dance together. 513 00:19:10,091 --> 00:19:11,860 [ Laughs ] Elliot, it's a slow song. 514 00:19:11,927 --> 00:19:13,662 That would be weird. 515 00:19:15,597 --> 00:19:18,266 She's right. It would be super weird. 516 00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,869 You two have fun. Go. 517 00:19:20,936 --> 00:19:23,672 You sure? 518 00:19:23,738 --> 00:19:25,040 Yeah. 519 00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:31,913 ♪ You were the love of my life ♪ 520 00:19:32,013 --> 00:19:34,783 ♪ And I'm so sorry ♪ 521 00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:38,286 ♪ That I made you cry ♪ 522 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:40,188 [ Up-tempo music plays ] 523 00:19:40,255 --> 00:19:44,426 ♪♪ 524 00:19:44,526 --> 00:19:47,762 Hey. Come on, Ms. G. Dance with us. 525 00:19:47,862 --> 00:19:54,202 ♪♪ 526 00:19:54,269 --> 00:19:56,371 Hey, you did pretty good tonight. 527 00:19:56,438 --> 00:19:57,639 My shero. 528 00:19:57,739 --> 00:20:00,375 You guys are the best dates ever! 529 00:20:00,442 --> 00:20:05,981 ♪♪ 530 00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:07,782 [ Laughter ] 531 00:20:07,882 --> 00:20:14,122 ♪♪ 532 00:20:14,222 --> 00:20:16,224 [ Music stops, gasping ] 533 00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:18,426 Classic vandals. 534 00:20:18,493 --> 00:20:19,728 ♪ Break it down! ♪ 535 00:20:19,794 --> 00:20:21,496 ♪ Ooh, when I look in the mirror ♪ 536 00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:23,632 ♪ I'll melt your heart into two ♪ 537 00:20:23,732 --> 00:20:25,834 ♪ I got that superstar glow, so ♪ 538 00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:27,002 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oh ♪ 539 00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:28,403 ♪ Do the boogie, like ♪ 540 00:20:28,470 --> 00:20:31,806 ♪ Side-step right-left to my beat ♪ 541 00:20:31,906 --> 00:20:35,944 ♪ High like the moon, rock with me, baby ♪ 542 00:20:36,011 --> 00:20:37,946 ♪ Know that I got that heat ♪ 543 00:20:38,013 --> 00:20:40,515 ♪ Let me show you 'cause talk is cheap ♪ 544 00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:43,785 ♪ Side step right-left to my beat ♪ 545 00:20:43,852 --> 00:20:45,253 ♪ Get it, let it roll ♪ 546 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,188 ♪ Smooth like butter ♪ 547 00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:49,257 ♪ Pull you in like no other ♪ 548 00:20:49,324 --> 00:20:51,326 ♪ Don't need no Usher ♪ 549 00:20:51,426 --> 00:20:54,029 ♪ To remind me you got it bad ♪ 550 00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:55,430 ♪ Ain't no other ♪ 551 00:20:55,497 --> 00:20:57,932 ♪ That can sweep you up like a robber ♪ 552 00:20:57,999 --> 00:20:59,634 ♪ Straight up, I ♪ 553 00:20:59,701 --> 00:21:00,702 ♪ Got ya ♪ 554 00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:01,803 ♪ Making you fall like that ♪ 555 00:21:01,870 --> 00:21:03,104 ♪ Break it down! ♪ 556 00:21:03,171 --> 00:21:05,006 ♪ Ooh, when I look in the mirror ♪ 557 00:21:05,106 --> 00:21:07,208 ♪ I'll melt your heart into two ♪ 558 00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:09,277 ♪ I got that superstar glow, so ♪ 559 00:21:09,344 --> 00:21:10,712 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 560 00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:12,113 ♪ Do the boogie, like ♪ 561 00:21:12,180 --> 00:21:15,550 ♪ Side-step right-left to my beat ♪ 562 00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:19,888 ♪ High like the moon, rock with me, baby ♪ 563 00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:21,723 ♪ Know that I got that heat ♪