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♪♪

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Oh, God, Ms. Gomez got into
the art supplies again.

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Quick,
cover your heads.

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It took me three haircuts to get
the glitter out last time.

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♪ Y'all ready for this? ♪

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playing for Meadows Creek High,
Alicia Gomez!

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I have amazing news.

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Yeah, me too.
I just got a video of you

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fighting with a banner.

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Can I ask you
not to post that?

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You can,
but it already happened.

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Awesome!

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We qualified for
the World Debate League

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Invitational Tournament.

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Wait, we're going
to to the W.D.L.I.T.s --

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A.K.A. the WDLITs?

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Here's the best part --
it is being held in Paris.

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Whoo!

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Texas! Paris, Texas.

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I should
have led with "Texas."

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I do have some bad news.

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Oh, God, she's gonna say
something personal.

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Fingers up.

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No!

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Between flights and hotels
and food,

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if we want to go on this trip,
we need to raise 10 grand.

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Oh! Can't the school
cover it?

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They're only covering public
schools are concerned with

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is girls' shoulders.

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Amen.

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Principal Maris is not gonna
give us a dime

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over our budget, so...

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[ "Get Ready for This" plays ]

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...we're gonna have to
fund it ourselves.

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Oh, good. More art.

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So, right now, we are here.

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And then, when we take
into account the art supplies

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for the thermometer and
my entrance banner, we...

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are here...

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at negative-$60.

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Definitely worth it.

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We got to get that money.

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This tournament is
the kind of stuff

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they wet their Dockers
over at Harvard.

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And Yale.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
the safeties will love it, too.

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Who has
fundraising ideas?

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Uh, I could
start a business

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where I get things off
high shelves for people.

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Uh, we'll call it...

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Te-Reach.

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Or we could purchase
a bankrupted company,

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transfer the assets
into a shell corp,

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and dissolve the original,
and then -- boom --

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suddenly, we're back
in profit territory.

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I feel so bad for
your future ex-wives.

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We could have a pie-a-thon.

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People could sponsor us
for every pie we eat.

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Who'd pay for the pies?

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They're not all winners,
Makayla.

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Wait, I got it.
We can do a silent auction.

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Or we could do the pie thing.

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No, no!

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It's gonna be fun.

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Let's celebrate!

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♪ Hey! ♪

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Now I have to get a haircut!

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♪♪

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"Dinner with Principal Maris
at her house"?

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That is off-brand.

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No, it's not.

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She only donates it so it
seems like she cares.

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She knows no one will bid.

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Come on,
she's not so scary.

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Okay, should I put
your name down?

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Hell, no.

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Mr. E?

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Bid, or get off the pot.

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What year was this copy of
"Grapes of Wrath" published?

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I don't know.

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It's been in my garage
for like 12 years,

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which is also how long you've
been standing at this table.

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You can't rush antiquing.

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Good advice...

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that I will never use.

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Take it all -- a dollar.

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2 minutes, 35 seconds left!
How are we doing?

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After selling Terrell's
keyboard, we've raised $7,000,

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which means we only have
$3,000 left to go.

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Unfortunately, we've run out of
timeshares, spa treatments,

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and "errand boys."

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I went for 350 bucks.

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I hope they don't make me
lift anything.

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We'll never earn enough
for this trip.

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We only have
small items left.

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Au revoir, Paris...

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Texas.

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Man, here goes
our Harvard bait.

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I mean, I'll probably be fine.
I just feel bad for you guys.

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We're going on that trip,
even if it means

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doing something
that scares me.

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Getting bangs?

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No, asking Principal Maris
for that funding.

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I'm bidding
on that dinner.

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[ Chopin's "Death March" plays ]

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I changed my mind.
I'm keeping the keyboard.

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Uh...

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I didn't know Terrell
played piano.

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Yeah, it's one of his
secret passions,

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like Robyn
with her crosswords,

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Makayla with tropical fish,
and Luke's is archery.

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In fact, I know everyone's
secret passion except for yours.

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See, that's because mine
is a secret.

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Well, call me
Ronan Farrow,

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'cause I'm gonna get
to the bottom of this.

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Hey, uh,
where are those books?

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Oh, I found a buyer
without commitment issues

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or a junior-detective kit.

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You sold them?
Even "Grapes of Wrath"?

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Yeah, to Betsy Glennon
for like a dollar.

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Well, good for her.

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You know, I looked it up.
Your copy is a first edition.

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It's worth
thousands of dollars.

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[ "Dun, Dun, Dun" plays ]

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Why --

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Why didn't you
tell me, man?!

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I was still collecting
book data.

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That could've paid
for our whole trip.

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Yeah.

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Wow. I'm sorry.

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Lost myself, there,
for a minute.

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I get it, man.
Books make me emotional, too.

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So, guys, [Chuckles]
w-we need to get that copy of

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"Grapes of Wrath"
back from Betsy.

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Unless we think Ms Gomez
can get the money

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from Principal Maris.

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Yeah, we got
to get that book.

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♪ Need somethin'
from the top shelf? ♪

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♪ Call Te-Reach, Te-Reach ♪

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[ Chuckles ]

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Who's excited for our dinner?

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You're not Principal Maris.

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Thank God for that.

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Vice Principal Flair...

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why are you at her desk?

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Just daydreaming that she
catches me here and fires me,

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and I can finally
leave this nightmare job

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and enjoy my pension.

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Is she around?

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Oh, you didn't hear?
[ Sighs ]

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So, Principal Maris
was at Costco,

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and a flat-screen TV

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landed on her ankle.

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It was a compound fracture.

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The bone busted
right through the skin!

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[ Laughs ]

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Damn it, Neil,
if you're gonna sell the lie,

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you can't laugh.

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Well, I'm sorry.

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Maybe think of a lie
that gives me less joy.

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That might help.
Look, fire me.

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Please, I'm begging you!

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Sorry, I can't.

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Because you're so
miserable here,

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and that makes me happy.

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[ Groans ]

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This feels healthy.

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Passes the time.

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Yeah.

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Ms. Gomez,
how can I help you?

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I am here to talk about
our dinner tonight.

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I would love to.
Unfortunately, I can't.

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I have this very important
meeting right now.

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Oh, no. I did the Costco thing.
I'm out.

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Come on. I paid almost 5 bucks
for that dinner.

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You have to eat with me.

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You sound like my last
Tinder date.

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It'll be fun.

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Alright, 7:00.

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Be on time,
or I'm locking the door.

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And come full.

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I always do.

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I embezzled $200,000
from the school

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so I could retile my bathroom.

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Nice try, Neil.

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You're gonna be
here forever.

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Buh-bye.

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Okay.

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That's the girl
who bought the book?

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What is she doing?

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Air drums.

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Yeah. Betsy rips a solo
whenever she tells a joke.

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But she's not
talking to anyone.

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Visible.

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Y'all should watch her
video podcast, though.

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I heard
she speaks in "cat."

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Well, enjoy the show,
'cause, uh,

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Uncle Luke
is an expert negotiator.

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Hello, Betsy.

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Or should I say,
uh, "Meow meow"?

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Oh, come speak "cat"
to the cat lady,

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'cause that's
what she likes.

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Yeah, I-I didn't
mean to offend.

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No, that<i> is</i> what she likes.

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Anyway, you purchased
something at

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the silent auction yesterday.

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"Grapes of Wrath"?

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I didn't mean to sell it.

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So you want it back?

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I would do anything.

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I would have just given it back,
but you and your friends

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can come on
my podcast tonight.

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We would love that.

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Well, I am flattered to be

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your plus-one to dinner
with Principal Maris.

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I'm flattered you think
she gave me a plus-one.

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Oh, my God, I'm crashing?

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I need to convince
Principal Maris to give us

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that money, and you
have that smile

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that nobody can
say no to.

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I'm here because
I'm obsessed

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with the mystery
that is Sarah Maris.

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Oh.

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[ Doorbell rings ]

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Welcome to the weirdest
dinner ever.

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Take your shoes off.
This is gonna suck.

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Can I see your room?

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No.

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Damn that smile.

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Thanks, Miles. Way to use
the one tool in our box!

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Come on in.

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I just have to grab
something from the car.

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Yeah.

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Ah, good evening,
Ms. Gomez.

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What are you doing here?

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Oh, I didn't have a choice,
but you do.

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Chicken or beef?

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I see what she's doing.

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She's trying to get me to leave,
but joke's on her.

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I can eat anything.

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Weird flex.

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Look, I came here to fight
for money for my kids,

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so I'm not leaving
till she comes back.

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She promised me a year off
my contract if I got rid of you.

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Hmm.

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Looks like we've both
been duped.

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This girl has not
been duped.

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[ Tires squeal, engine revs ]

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That's the sound
of her driving off.

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In my car.

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♪♪

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Testing, testing.

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Meow-meow.

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I can't believe we're
gonna get this book,

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all for the low price
of our entire reputations.

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Come on, this is
for the debate trip.

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We'll get through
it quickly,

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and it'll be like
it never even happened.

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Welcome to "Betsy's Four Hour
Long Video Pod-cats."

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00:10:45,754 --> 00:10:47,890
I'm out.

261
00:10:47,990 --> 00:10:48,891
You really are
the weaker sex.

262
00:10:48,991 --> 00:10:53,595
Today I'm interviewing
my four new best friends.

263
00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:55,731
Wave.

264
00:10:55,831 --> 00:10:56,765
Like I showed you.

265
00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:00,936
Makayla,
meow you doin' today?

266
00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:02,671
I'm out.

267
00:11:02,738 --> 00:11:06,175
It -- It's not even like
it's that embarrassing.

268
00:11:06,241 --> 00:11:07,609
Betsy: Before we start
the interview,

269
00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:10,379
I'm gonna need you
to draw on your whiskers.

270
00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:14,450
Is that a Sharpie?

271
00:11:19,855 --> 00:11:21,123
Uh, whatcha doin'?

272
00:11:21,223 --> 00:11:23,959
Covering my eyes to build up
the dramatic moment.

273
00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:26,729
And...

274
00:11:26,795 --> 00:11:28,030
Ew.

275
00:11:28,097 --> 00:11:31,600
What in the Target Home display
hell is this?

276
00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:33,869
That's a colorful way
to call me basic.

277
00:11:33,936 --> 00:11:37,706
Why do you care so much
about what my room looks like?

278
00:11:37,773 --> 00:11:39,141
I don't know.

279
00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:41,043
I thought I'd see this place,
we'd have a blood ceremony,

280
00:11:41,110 --> 00:11:43,712
howl at the moon, and put
curses on our ex-boyfriends.

281
00:11:43,779 --> 00:11:46,281
Wow! You had
a big night planned.

282
00:11:46,381 --> 00:11:48,217
Look, I don't normally
share my stuff with others.

283
00:11:48,283 --> 00:11:51,386
It's weird with my mom
being the principal and all.

284
00:11:51,453 --> 00:11:53,555
Sorry.

285
00:11:53,622 --> 00:11:56,658
This is [Scoffs] great.

286
00:11:56,759 --> 00:12:00,129
Okay, you have not
checked out my closet yet.

287
00:12:00,229 --> 00:12:01,130
I have a lot more layers
than you may think.

288
00:12:01,230 --> 00:12:03,932
That better not be a reference
to a collection of

289
00:12:03,999 --> 00:12:05,834
J. Crew cardigans.

290
00:12:08,237 --> 00:12:08,670
Eee!

291
00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:11,440
♪ This is everything ♪

292
00:12:12,608 --> 00:12:14,576
I just -- [Sighs]
I really want my class

293
00:12:14,643 --> 00:12:15,677
to go on that trip.

294
00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:17,112
I mean, they worked so hard,

295
00:12:17,179 --> 00:12:18,747
and if I don't fight for them,
then who's gonna?

296
00:12:18,814 --> 00:12:20,015
Blah-blah-blah.

297
00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:22,618
You care. I get it.

298
00:12:22,684 --> 00:12:24,987
All I care about is trying
to get this coffee mug

299
00:12:25,087 --> 00:12:28,190
to leave a ring
on the table.

300
00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:32,361
Nope.

301
00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:33,595
Aw, never mind.

302
00:12:33,662 --> 00:12:36,465
Just gonna go back to address
invites to the neighborhood

303
00:12:36,532 --> 00:12:38,867
barbecue that Maris
doesn't know she's hosting.

304
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:40,502
Oh! Wow!

305
00:12:40,602 --> 00:12:42,671
You put a lot of energy
into getting fired.

306
00:12:42,771 --> 00:12:44,873
Yeah, it is a bit
of a fool's errand.

307
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,643
You know, she's so stubborn,
which is why I think you should

308
00:12:47,709 --> 00:12:50,479
give up on trying to get her
to give you money for that trip.

309
00:12:50,546 --> 00:12:53,348
Nope, I'll be here all night
until she gets back.

310
00:12:53,448 --> 00:12:55,384
Let's figure out more ways
to anger her.

311
00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:57,452
I am not
playing that game.

312
00:12:57,519 --> 00:12:59,488
But if I was...

313
00:12:59,555 --> 00:13:02,191
I would put her clothes
in the dryer and shrink them

314
00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:04,059
so she thinks
she gained weight.

315
00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:06,361
To the laundry room!
Ha-ha!

316
00:13:07,196 --> 00:13:07,996
[ "Man! I Feel Like a Woman!"
plays ]

317
00:13:08,063 --> 00:13:11,500
♪ The best thing
about bein' a woman ♪

318
00:13:11,567 --> 00:13:15,904
♪ Is the prerogative to have
a little fun and ♪

319
00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:19,041
♪ Oh, oh, oh,
go totally crazy ♪

320
00:13:19,141 --> 00:13:21,376
♪ Forget I'm a lady ♪

321
00:13:21,476 --> 00:13:23,679
♪ Men's shirts,
short skirts ♪

322
00:13:23,745 --> 00:13:24,379
♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh ♪

323
00:13:24,479 --> 00:13:25,380
♪ Really go wild ♪

324
00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:28,684
♪ Yeah, doin' it ♪

325
00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:30,085
Whew!

326
00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:31,653
A shrine to country music
in your closet?

327
00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:34,389
[ Chuckles ]
A word to anyone,

328
00:13:34,489 --> 00:13:36,725
and this outfit
ends up on Instagram.

329
00:13:36,825 --> 00:13:40,929
Please, [Southern accent]
get me from boot to brim.

330
00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:44,833
♪ And the best thing
about bein' a woman ♪

331
00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:50,072
♪ Is the prerogative
to have a little fun and ♪

332
00:13:54,676 --> 00:13:55,944
I thought she was going to her
locker and getting the book

333
00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:59,581
so we could sell it
and pay for this debate trip.

334
00:13:59,681 --> 00:14:03,218
She said she had to
"dunk on these hos"

335
00:14:03,285 --> 00:14:04,219
who trashed
her podcast first.

336
00:14:04,286 --> 00:14:08,190
Be right there, besties.
I'm roastin' this dude.

337
00:14:10,092 --> 00:14:14,229
Dude, everyone's talking
about us, and not in the usual,

338
00:14:14,296 --> 00:14:15,764
"Hey, that Terrell dude
is kinda tall" type of way.

339
00:14:15,864 --> 00:14:19,067
No, no, no,
we should leave those on.

340
00:14:19,134 --> 00:14:20,235
I mean, we don't have
the book yet.

341
00:14:20,302 --> 00:14:22,137
We don't want
to piss her off.

342
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:23,372
Alright, come, Luke,
what is this?

343
00:14:23,438 --> 00:14:24,640
It's taking forever.

344
00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:28,043
Okay, time
for a little B&E.

345
00:14:28,110 --> 00:14:29,144
How are bacon and eggs
gonna help us?

346
00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:33,148
"Breaking and entering"!
We're breaking into her locker.

347
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:35,951
"Bacon and eggs"?

348
00:14:36,051 --> 00:14:37,619
Hmm?

349
00:14:40,656 --> 00:14:41,890
Oh, my God, Oh, my God!
That's my dad's Black Card!

350
00:14:41,957 --> 00:14:44,493
Dude, it's okay, I got it.
Just give me your phone.

351
00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:45,994
What are you gonna do?

352
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:49,598
Yeah, hi, I'd like to report
a lost credit card.

353
00:14:49,665 --> 00:14:50,832
Move aside.

354
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:53,602
The combo is
her cat's birthday.

355
00:14:53,669 --> 00:14:57,272
She mentioned it like
12 times on her podcast.

356
00:14:57,339 --> 00:14:59,675
Well, looks, uh --

357
00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:03,478
looks like this is gonna require
a delicate touch.

358
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:12,854
See, this is bad for us,
but I love seeing you fail.

359
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:13,288
Betsy: What's going on?

360
00:15:13,355 --> 00:15:15,657
Hmm.

361
00:15:15,757 --> 00:15:17,292
Betsy, I-I'm sorry.

362
00:15:17,359 --> 00:15:18,026
W-We were just looking
for the book

363
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:20,629
'cause that was
kinda the deal.

364
00:15:20,696 --> 00:15:22,364
[ Chuckles ]
I'm so stupid.

365
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:23,532
I convinced myself you guys
were hanging out with me

366
00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:25,033
'cause you liked me.

367
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:29,304
But who wants to be friends
with the strange girl?

368
00:15:33,942 --> 00:15:35,644
I feel terrible.

369
00:15:35,711 --> 00:15:37,446
Me too.

370
00:15:37,512 --> 00:15:39,548
[ Laughs ] Hey, I found
my dad's credit card!

371
00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:41,950
I just canceled it.

372
00:15:48,623 --> 00:15:50,392
Mornin'.
How'd it go last night?

373
00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:52,661
Terrible.
She never showed.

374
00:15:52,728 --> 00:15:53,528
But worry not.

375
00:15:53,628 --> 00:15:55,797
I have other ways
of making the cash.

376
00:15:55,864 --> 00:15:58,633
Ready? Money bag...

377
00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:00,202
money bag...

378
00:16:00,302 --> 00:16:02,738
[ Groans ]

379
00:16:02,838 --> 00:16:03,839
Hot dog.

380
00:16:03,905 --> 00:16:06,842
Maybe try something with
better odds than scratchers.

381
00:16:06,908 --> 00:16:09,244
Like, find a treasure map
in your attic.

382
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:10,579
Get your friends together,

383
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:11,546
go search for a pirate ship
under the city.

384
00:16:11,646 --> 00:16:13,849
I've seen "Goonies," Elliot.

385
00:16:13,915 --> 00:16:16,418
What's "Goonies"?

386
00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:19,154
I just feel like I really
let my kids down.

387
00:16:19,221 --> 00:16:21,590
Ms. Gomez, a late auction bid
of $3,000

388
00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:25,427
came in for this atrocity.

389
00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:27,662
Oh, my God.
I made that atrocity!

390
00:16:27,729 --> 00:16:29,865
Do you know
what this means?

391
00:16:29,931 --> 00:16:31,566
Yeah, your team can go
to the tournament.

392
00:16:31,666 --> 00:16:34,736
No, I'm gonna be a famous
mug maker!

393
00:16:34,836 --> 00:16:38,407
It's weird. $3,000 is the exact
amount you needed.

394
00:16:38,507 --> 00:16:39,674
I wonder who made the bid?

395
00:16:39,741 --> 00:16:41,376
I think I know.

396
00:16:43,078 --> 00:16:45,280
I got three hot dogs!

397
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:48,116
[ Laughs ] I'm rich!

398
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:50,786
No more bag lunch for this guy.

399
00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:53,722
Oh, no, it's just a free ticket.

400
00:16:55,290 --> 00:16:57,292
Back to bag lunch for this guy.

401
00:17:03,265 --> 00:17:05,467
Hey, Betsy.
Whatcha doin'?

402
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:08,203
Tricking everyone into thinking
a kid evaporated.

403
00:17:08,270 --> 00:17:10,205
Huh!
Are those my sneakers?

404
00:17:10,272 --> 00:17:11,873
They're hers now.
Move on.

405
00:17:11,940 --> 00:17:14,242
Um, come walk with us.

406
00:17:14,309 --> 00:17:15,777
Look, we just wanted
to say we're sorry

407
00:17:15,877 --> 00:17:18,413
about everything
that happened yesterday.

408
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,615
So we did a little
something for you

409
00:17:20,715 --> 00:17:22,317
as a token
of our friendship.

410
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:24,820
Ta-da!

411
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,755
We organized your locker.

412
00:17:28,056 --> 00:17:29,825
Look, I know you think we were
only hanging out

413
00:17:29,925 --> 00:17:31,960
with you to get
the book back.

414
00:17:32,060 --> 00:17:35,263
But we did have fun
being on your podcast...

415
00:17:35,330 --> 00:17:36,965
for the first three hours.

416
00:17:37,065 --> 00:17:37,999
Look, you might be a little
strange, but --

417
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,501
-But so is Luke.
-But so is Makayla.

418
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:42,337
-Hey.
-Hey.

419
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:43,505
Friends?

420
00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:44,673
Of course.

421
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:47,609
And as your friend,

422
00:17:47,676 --> 00:17:49,444
I feel like
I need to tell you that

423
00:17:49,511 --> 00:17:52,013
I need some space.

424
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,281
Are you dumping us?

425
00:17:53,348 --> 00:17:55,250
Don't make me say it.

426
00:17:55,317 --> 00:17:56,618
Here.

427
00:17:56,685 --> 00:17:59,454
Oh, thank you, thank you,
thank you.

428
00:17:59,521 --> 00:18:02,023
W-What happened
to the back?

429
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:02,858
You let your
cat scratch it?

430
00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:06,595
What could I do?
She's her own woman.

431
00:18:07,963 --> 00:18:10,599
Oh, my God, and now this book
is worthless.

432
00:18:10,665 --> 00:18:13,101
No book is worthless
if you learn something.

433
00:18:13,168 --> 00:18:14,369
And in this book --

434
00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:17,372
Oh, I can't believe
we lost that money!

435
00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:19,708
I can't believe
I found my sneakers.

436
00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:25,013
For the last time,
no one "got evaporated."

437
00:18:25,113 --> 00:18:28,884
If that could happen,
none of you would be here.

438
00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:30,385
Now, go to class!

439
00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:32,154
Principal Maris?

440
00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:33,288
Oh!

441
00:18:33,355 --> 00:18:33,955
Hey, Principal Maris,
wait!

442
00:18:34,022 --> 00:18:36,324
You can't dodge me
forever!

443
00:18:36,391 --> 00:18:37,826
Alright, fine,
make it quick.

444
00:18:37,893 --> 00:18:39,027
I know it was you
who made it poss--

445
00:18:39,127 --> 00:18:39,895
I just want to thank you for --

446
00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:42,364
Thanks for donation,
enjoy mug.

447
00:18:42,464 --> 00:18:43,064
I didn't give you
a donation.

448
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,667
That's why I've been
avoiding you.

449
00:18:45,734 --> 00:18:46,902
I have a soft spot for you,

450
00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:48,537
and it makes it hard
for me to say no.

451
00:18:48,637 --> 00:18:51,239
Aww.

452
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:55,243
I can't allocate funds
to my daughter's class.

453
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:58,013
Talk about
blatant favoritism.

454
00:18:58,079 --> 00:18:59,714
Think of the headlines.

455
00:18:59,814 --> 00:19:02,484
"Gorgeous principal,
often mistaken

456
00:19:02,551 --> 00:19:03,852
for one of her own students,

457
00:19:03,919 --> 00:19:08,089
shelling out cash
to her daughter's class."

458
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:10,392
Whooh.
[ Clicks tongue ]

459
00:19:10,492 --> 00:19:12,194
Okay, then who
bought my mug?

460
00:19:12,260 --> 00:19:13,728
Huh?

461
00:19:13,828 --> 00:19:16,231
If I had to guess,
I would say,

462
00:19:16,331 --> 00:19:18,066
"I don't care."

463
00:19:18,567 --> 00:19:20,936
Neil?

464
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:22,237
Did you buy my mug?

465
00:19:22,337 --> 00:19:24,105
Well, it's perfect, right?

466
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:26,408
It leaves a ring
and it scratches the table.

467
00:19:26,508 --> 00:19:28,910
[ Chuckles ]

468
00:19:29,010 --> 00:19:31,513
Plus, I had a little
extra cash left over.

469
00:19:31,580 --> 00:19:33,582
I rent the school
out on the weekends.

470
00:19:33,682 --> 00:19:37,052
Lunch ladies use it
as an escape room.

471
00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:39,087
I don't buy it.

472
00:19:39,187 --> 00:19:41,389
I think you spent
your hard-earned money on that.

473
00:19:41,456 --> 00:19:44,259
How dare you imply
that I work hard.

474
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:46,294
Good luck with that debate.

475
00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:49,631
Wish I had a teacher like you
when I was a kid.

476
00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:50,966
Hmm.

477
00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:55,203
You know, you claim not to care,
but, admit it, you do.

478
00:19:55,270 --> 00:19:59,074
Alright, but let's keep that
between us, okay?

479
00:19:59,140 --> 00:20:00,909
Mm-hmm.

480
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:06,281
Oh, we're done.

481
00:20:13,054 --> 00:20:14,789
I have amazing news.

482
00:20:14,889 --> 00:20:17,225
We are going to
Paris, Texas!

483
00:20:17,292 --> 00:20:19,327
[ Cheering ]

484
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:21,596
Texas!

485
00:20:21,663 --> 00:20:24,132
Allow me.
Uh-huh, there we go.

486
00:20:24,232 --> 00:20:27,002
♪ Need somethin'
from the top shelf? ♪

487
00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:27,669
♪ Call Te-Reach ♪

488
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:30,171
All: ♪ Te-Reach ♪

489
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:30,572
[ Chuckles ]
Catchy, ain't it?

490
00:20:30,639 --> 00:20:31,840
Uh-huh.

491
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,508
That'll be 12 bucks.

492
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:35,910
♪♪

493
00:20:35,977 --> 00:20:37,779
♪ Hey! ♪

494
00:20:37,846 --> 00:20:40,181
♪ Oh, oh, oh,
go totally crazy ♪

495
00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:41,983
♪ Forget I'm a lady ♪

496
00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:44,653
♪ Men's shirts, short skirts ♪

497
00:20:44,753 --> 00:20:46,021
♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh,
really go wild ♪

498
00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:49,024
♪ Yeah, doin' it in style ♪

499
00:20:49,124 --> 00:20:53,695
♪ Oh, oh, oh,
get in the action ♪

500
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:55,664
♪ Feel the attraction ♪

501
00:20:55,764 --> 00:20:56,998
♪ Color my hair,
do what I dare ♪

502
00:20:57,098 --> 00:21:00,435
♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh,
I wanna be free ♪

503
00:21:00,502 --> 00:21:03,705
♪ Yeah, to feel the way
I feel ♪

504
00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:06,641
♪ The way I feel ♪

505
00:21:06,708 --> 00:21:08,543
♪ Man, I feel like a woman ♪

506
00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:10,612
♪♪

507
00:21:10,679 --> 00:21:13,515
♪ Hey! ♪

508
00:21:13,615 --> 00:21:17,152
♪ Hey, hey! ♪