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♪♪
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[ Up-tempo music plays ]
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♪ I get starstruck around you ♪
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♪ What can I do, baby? ♪
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Yeah. I'm really excited
for this.
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Sorry, but do you know
those people over there?
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'Cause I feel like
they're staring at us.
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Those are my friends who think
they're being discreet.
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Great.
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Here.
I got this for you.
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Now I have to run.
Catch you after school.
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Yeah.
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Who was that woman?
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Makayla: Wait!
Don't tell us.
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We took bets.
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Terrell bet five
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that she's trying to
recruit you for a flash mob.
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And another five that her name
is Randi with an "I."
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And then Sarah went all in
on "sugar mama."
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And then Luke yelled,
"That's what I'm talkin' about,"
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and then held up his hand
that nobody slapped.
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And I told them she's clearly
an overly dedicated Uber driver.
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Named Randi with an "I."
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Who is also
your sugar mama.
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That's what
I'm talkin' about.
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Come --
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You guys.
Again?
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Well, I hate to disappoint
you all,
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but that's actually
my new gaming manager.
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I mean, she thinks I can go pro
by the time I'm 18.
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Monetizing your interests.
I love that for you.
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This has been my dream
since I was like 6,
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but thanks to Andrea,
I'm playing an arena game
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in San Francisco
this Friday!
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Plus, I already have
a sponsor.
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Pocha's Pumpkin Patch.
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I only get paid to wear it
in October.
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Come on. Is -- Is gaming
really a career?
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Hey, some arena players
make millions.
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M-M-Millions?
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I have a few questions.
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no, you cannot be
my future lawyer,
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and no, you cannot have
this jacket.
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I was just gonna ask
if I could buy you a coffee.
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But with that attitude,
forget it.
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Hey, Luke, wait up.
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Who had Luke running off
with all our bet money?
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Do you guys ever think
we have too much caffeine?
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No.
No. No.
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♪♪
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Oh, hey! Have a minute
to solve world peace?
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Ay, no hablo inglés.
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It's an old habit.
I'm so sorry.
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What's up?
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Behold...
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two rival countries --
Turkey and Greece.
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Oh, which is the key to an
exceptional Thanksgiving gravy.
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Turkey grease.
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[ Flatly ] I will never
be friends with Greece.
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[ British accent ] Only turkeys
live in Turkey, old chap.
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Hey. Why are you
talking like that?
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Because I was told
that Old English
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was the only accent I could do
without being offensive, bruv.
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Good instinct.
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I'm gonna use two super magnets
to show what can happen
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when adversaries
put aside their differences
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and come together.
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Damn it.
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The magnets must have been
pointed the wrong way.
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Well, unlike the people
outside of Whole Foods,
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you got my attention.
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And I am signing my real name
on your petition.
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♪♪
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Why'd I even bother trying
to make a positive change?
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Nobody cares.
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You know,
instead of focusing
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on a big issue
like world peace,
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maybe you could set your sights
a notch lower?
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Find every stray dog
a home?
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Several notches lower.
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If you want immediate change,
you can focus
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on a local issue that
you're passionate about.
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Mmm. Mmm.
This is tasty celery juice.
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Boy, has my inflammation
been reduced.
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I'm doing a juice cleanse
for Faculty Health Week.
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Mmm! Thank you, juice,
for cleaning my guts.
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[ As juice ] "Oh, you are
very welcome, Mr. Escalante."
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That's amazing.
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His juice voice?
Don't encourage him.
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No. I just got an idea
for my local issue.
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Later.
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[ Normal voice ] You know,
you should participate, too.
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It's important
we provide
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healthy role models
for our students.
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I really think that ship sailed
when I started having Red Bulls
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and cheese wheels
for a midnight snack.
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Okay.
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Not everyone has
my famous Escalante willpower.
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I thought you said
you were famous
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for knowing all the lyrics
to "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba.
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Unlike members
of Chumbawamba,
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I could be famous
for more than one thing.
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Okay. I'll start thinking
of something healthy to do,
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like, a -- a good stretch.
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I just popped my bra.
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♪♪
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Hi.
Uh, I'm looking for --
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You must be
Robby's friend!
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I'm sorry.
Robby?
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Gender-neutral names
crush on Twitch.
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Help yourself
to anything.
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Hey, you.
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Not interested.
Gay.
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Wait. Robyn?
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What in the cosplay hell
are you wearing?
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It's called a brand.
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Her followers are gonna hit 100K
by the end of the month.
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Um, Robby...
[Gags]
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What happened
to the multicolored hoodie
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from Supreme
you were telling me about?
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Oh!
Yeah, that one.
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See, I liked it at first,
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but then I realized
I like money more.
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And also, Terry told me
it was working for me, so...
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Who the hell's Terry?
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Check me out!
[ Laughs ]
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This feels
strangely right.
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What in the muscle-suit hell
are you wearing?
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Who cares?
I'm hot.
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Okay.
Next step...
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We got to straighten
that hair.
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Ooh.
She went for the hair.
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Sit back,
'cause you're about to see
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someone get ripped
a new B-hole.
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Um, yeah.
Yeah. Sure. I can be into that.
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What?
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Robyn, you've been
gaining followers on Twitch
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just fine
by being yourself.
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Yes, and now
I'm leveling up.
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I mean, come on, bro.
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You know how long
I've wanted to go pro.
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So, are you gonna be a part
of my entourage, or what?
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You know I will.
I support you.
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Well, in that case,
you got to dress the part.
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Never in a million years.
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Can I put that on
over the muscles,
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or is this more
of an either-or situation?
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♪ I'm not giving,
not giving you up ♪
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♪ I'm not giving
you up, up, up ♪
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[ Bell rings ]
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We've got a lot of debatin'
to do.
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If it's related
to whatever you're doing,
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I can tell
I'm on the con side.
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This is my new
exercise ball.
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I am killing
Faculty Health Week!
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Are y'all inspired yet?
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Yeah. This is
my inspired face.
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Cool. I couldn't tell,
'cause you're a little blurry.
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Okay. Uh, I have
an announcement to make.
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I have made
a positive local change
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here at the school.
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Oh, hell yeah!
I told her to do that.
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Inspired by Health Week,
I have banned
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Chicken on a Stick
from our cafeteria!
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Makayla,
with all due respect...
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[Chuckles]
what the hell?!
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Why would you get rid
of our favorite item
in the cafeteria?
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Because that chicken
is overly processed
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and unethically raised.
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I'm sorry, but I care about
what goes into our bodies.
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A mouthful of joy?
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[ Stammering ]
Do you have this bag on you?
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And if so,
is it microwavable?
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Makayla, Makayla,
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I know that your heart's
in the right place,
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but the thing is --
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We have a constitutional right
to eat poultry-adjacent meats.
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Okay, ignore him.
It's just...
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we've been eating
Chicken on a Stick
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since we were in
like the first grade.
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And your bodies still
haven't digested them.
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So I'm just supposed to stop
eating things I can't digest?
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[ Chuckles ]
No.
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Guys, guys, guys, guys,
guys, guys!
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Makayla has a point,
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and we should support her,
like real friends do.
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Y'all, Ms. Gomez is right.
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I mean,
change is never easy.
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A lot of things
are changing lately.
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Relax, okay?
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I replaced it with something
way more delicious.
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Trust me, you all
are going to love it.
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♪♪
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What do you think of the
school's new Health Pudding?
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Mmm!
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Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
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I can practically taste
the health.
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Makayla:
Thanks.
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It feels good.
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Wait for it.
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She's gone.
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[ All groaning ]
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I can't tell if the flavor
was vanilla or potato.
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I don't know, but it was both...
crunchy and mushy.
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I-I threw up in my mouth,
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and I-I couldn't tell
which was which.
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It wasn't that bad.
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You want
the rest of mine?
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♪♪
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So you're probably wondering
what I thought of Andrea.
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No, actually,
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I was wondering if whales
have strong familial bonds.
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Okay. Well, I'm gonna
tell you anyway.
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I have a bad feeling
she's a fraud.
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Andy? No!
No way. She's legit.
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I used her pumpkin
discount code
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and got a great deal
on a hay ride.
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Very boring.
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Shocker.
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Well, I looked up the address
to her office,
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and this is
the Google Earth image.
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The Quiznos?
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Holy crap!
She's a franchisee?!
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No. It's the little door
next to it.
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I'm pretty sure that's
a dead rat in front of it.
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Anyway, does this look like
the international headquarters
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of a high-flying manager?
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Okay. Yeah.
That is pretty sus.
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We should check it out.
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Best case, we bust her.
Worst case, we get toasty subs.
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[ Whispering ]
Hey. Sarah.
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How would you like to make
a little cash?
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Okay. Who do you
need publicly shamed?
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Everybody in the school hates
Makayla's Health Pudding.
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I love money. You love power.
Your mom has keys.
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Let's sell
underground Chicken on a Stick.
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Do I like money enough
to go into business with you?
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Yes, I do.
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"Black-market chicken bros"
on three?
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One...two...
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And I regret this
already.
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...three!
Black-market chick--
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You got to be here
for it.
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♪♪
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Why are you recording?
Are we not undercover?
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No.
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Why did you insist
on all black?
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[ Exhales sharply ]
It's slimming.
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I'm recording so Robyn can see
the rat-infested crap hole
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her scam-ager works out of
and --
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These must be
some rich-ass rats.
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Hot towel?
Kiwi-infused sparkling water?
253
00:10:08,450 --> 00:10:10,886
Oh-oh! It's like I'm flying
business class on Delta.
254
00:10:10,986 --> 00:10:13,288
Yeah, right.
255
00:10:13,355 --> 00:10:15,457
All they did was microwave
some hand towels,
256
00:10:15,524 --> 00:10:18,027
buy a soda stream, and hire
a bunch of Berkeley girls.
257
00:10:18,127 --> 00:10:20,663
I went to Stanford.
258
00:10:22,064 --> 00:10:23,632
[ Chuckling ]
Ooh-hoo!
259
00:10:23,699 --> 00:10:25,968
Look, Robyn is clearly
in good hands.
260
00:10:26,035 --> 00:10:27,836
That's what Andrea
wants you to think.
261
00:10:27,903 --> 00:10:29,872
Something's not right about her.
Trust me.
262
00:10:29,972 --> 00:10:31,407
I need you to have my back
on this.
263
00:10:31,507 --> 00:10:32,741
Okay. Always.
264
00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:33,909
Terry?
265
00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:35,177
[ Chuckles ]
266
00:10:35,244 --> 00:10:37,846
Mwah! Mwah!
267
00:10:37,913 --> 00:10:39,381
What are you guys
doing here?
268
00:10:39,481 --> 00:10:42,751
Uh, Miles actually
wanted to --
269
00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:45,354
I'm a gamer, like Robyn.
270
00:10:45,421 --> 00:10:47,589
And he -- h-he's always
just like the, uh, uh,
271
00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:48,257
"Pew-pew!
Pew-pew-pew-pew!
272
00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:51,927
Aim! Shoot! Duck!
I win!"
273
00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:52,995
That -- That's him.
274
00:10:53,829 --> 00:10:57,366
Anyways, I'm clearly not gonna
sign with just anybody,
275
00:10:57,433 --> 00:11:00,202
so I'd like to see
your client list.
276
00:11:00,269 --> 00:11:02,371
Oh. Sorry.
I don't share that.
277
00:11:02,438 --> 00:11:04,173
Is that because
you don't have any clients?
278
00:11:04,239 --> 00:11:06,575
What are you
getting at?
279
00:11:07,743 --> 00:11:09,778
Hey, guys.
What are you doing here?
280
00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:13,449
Feels like your friend
has an issue with me.
281
00:11:13,549 --> 00:11:13,949
Oh, that's not true.
282
00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:16,251
Right, Miles?
283
00:11:17,953 --> 00:11:19,121
Miles, look at me.
284
00:11:19,855 --> 00:11:22,791
Hello?
285
00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:23,926
Come on, Terry.
286
00:11:24,026 --> 00:11:26,462
All right, dude...
talk.
287
00:11:26,562 --> 00:11:27,963
It's just that...
288
00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:30,966
this woman is changing your look
and making you act different.
289
00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:33,135
Some people may say
she's a bad influence.
290
00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:36,205
Some people may say that
some people sound jealous.
291
00:11:36,271 --> 00:11:37,806
Some people may say
they're confused
292
00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,208
about which people
we're talking about right now.
293
00:11:40,042 --> 00:11:43,746
I just want to make sure you
know what you're getting into.
294
00:11:43,812 --> 00:11:46,482
What, you think I just walked in
here without doing any research?
295
00:11:46,582 --> 00:11:47,616
You know I've wanted this
more than anything.
296
00:11:47,716 --> 00:11:49,284
I know you do,
and that is why I'm worried --
297
00:11:49,384 --> 00:11:51,487
I haven't signed anything!
298
00:11:51,587 --> 00:11:52,988
My parents know about it,
299
00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:54,723
and I know how to take care
of myself, okay?
300
00:11:54,790 --> 00:11:55,958
Robyn --
301
00:11:56,058 --> 00:11:57,392
This is uncool.
302
00:11:57,459 --> 00:12:00,963
If this was you getting
your first role on Broadway,
303
00:12:01,063 --> 00:12:02,798
I'd be excited for you.
304
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:12,341
♪♪
305
00:12:12,441 --> 00:12:16,078
You get an "A," you get an "A."
Everybody gets an "A!"
306
00:12:16,145 --> 00:12:19,114
This ball makes me feel
like Oprah!
307
00:12:19,181 --> 00:12:21,517
[ Pop ]
308
00:12:21,617 --> 00:12:22,951
Crap!
309
00:12:23,018 --> 00:12:24,686
Makayla: Whoa.
310
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:25,687
I think I broke
my tailbone.
311
00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:30,159
Well, in the words
of Mr. Escalante,
312
00:12:30,259 --> 00:12:32,361
"You get knocked down,
you get up again."
313
00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:34,596
Ow! Honey,
those are not his words.
314
00:12:34,663 --> 00:12:35,697
Trust me.
315
00:12:36,665 --> 00:12:37,833
Well, you're smiley.
316
00:12:37,933 --> 00:12:38,934
I'm just feeling good
317
00:12:39,001 --> 00:12:40,636
about making
a positive local change.
318
00:12:40,702 --> 00:12:44,206
This feels like the real start
of my career as an activist.
319
00:12:44,306 --> 00:12:46,708
All thanks to you.
320
00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:47,943
Now,
if you'll excuse me,
321
00:12:48,010 --> 00:12:50,012
I have to go fill out
a return receipt.
322
00:12:50,112 --> 00:12:52,014
And hey,
if anybody asks,
323
00:12:52,114 --> 00:12:54,850
it got delivered to me
that way.
324
00:12:56,218 --> 00:12:59,354
[ Door opens, closes ]
325
00:12:59,454 --> 00:13:00,889
What the stick?
326
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,391
♪♪
327
00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:04,326
More sticks?
328
00:13:08,230 --> 00:13:09,498
Bird me.
329
00:13:11,033 --> 00:13:12,067
That'll be $2.50.
330
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,036
[ Scoffs ]
331
00:13:14,136 --> 00:13:14,870
You know what?
Make it $5.
332
00:13:16,672 --> 00:13:18,407
If you would like to go
somewhere else
333
00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:21,243
for your Chicken on a Stick,
be my guest.
334
00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:24,479
Oh! Oh, that's right.
There is nowhere else.
335
00:13:24,546 --> 00:13:25,681
Give us the cash.
336
00:13:29,918 --> 00:13:33,355
[ Knock on door ]
337
00:13:33,422 --> 00:13:36,391
[ Singsong ]
What...do you need?
338
00:13:36,491 --> 00:13:38,393
[ Screams ]
339
00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:41,663
Makayla.
340
00:13:41,730 --> 00:13:43,498
Hi.
Your hair looks nice.
341
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,102
[ Whispering ]
I just need one second.
342
00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:48,170
We got to get rid
of the evidence!
343
00:13:48,237 --> 00:13:51,206
Make your big mouth useful
for once and chow down!
344
00:13:52,441 --> 00:13:54,743
[ Muffled ]
Get it --
345
00:14:00,082 --> 00:14:01,450
What are you doing?
346
00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:02,851
[ Muffled ]
What does it look like?
347
00:14:02,918 --> 00:14:07,122
You're running an illegal
Chicken on a Stick ring,
348
00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:08,290
and you're trying to get rid
of the evidence!
349
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:13,095
[ Muffled ] I think you're being
a little paranoid, Makayla.
350
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:16,465
This makes sense
from Luke.
351
00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:18,634
But you, Sarah? You're the last
person I expected to see here.
352
00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:21,570
Bird me!
Mama's got a sore tush.
353
00:14:23,438 --> 00:14:26,808
I should go after her.
354
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,143
One for the road.
355
00:14:29,144 --> 00:14:30,946
Thanks, kid.
356
00:14:31,046 --> 00:14:34,416
♪♪
357
00:14:34,483 --> 00:14:35,651
Uh, hey.
Have you seen Makayla?
358
00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:38,253
No. Why are you
walking weird?
359
00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:39,254
Why do you look weird?
360
00:14:39,321 --> 00:14:40,889
Well, it's not 'cause
I'm hungry, 'cause I'm not.
361
00:14:40,956 --> 00:14:44,426
[ Chuckles ] Juice is doing
the work of food.
362
00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:46,628
Makayla!
There you are.
363
00:14:46,728 --> 00:14:47,829
Hey.
364
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,965
Look, I know that
you're mad at me.
365
00:14:50,065 --> 00:14:51,733
I'm not mad.
366
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,335
I'm just disappointed.
367
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:55,170
Straight out
of my mom's playbook.
368
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,405
That cut deep.
369
00:14:56,471 --> 00:14:58,807
I thought you all liked
my changes,
370
00:14:58,907 --> 00:15:00,943
but you were
just being fake.
371
00:15:01,009 --> 00:15:02,244
Who said "steaks"?
372
00:15:02,311 --> 00:15:04,746
'Cause that's
not what I want.
373
00:15:04,813 --> 00:15:06,415
I'm healthy.
374
00:15:06,481 --> 00:15:08,083
Look, you can make
positive change.
375
00:15:08,150 --> 00:15:10,652
You just can't make people
go along with it overnight.
376
00:15:10,752 --> 00:15:13,455
Real activism
takes compromise.
377
00:15:13,522 --> 00:15:16,992
So I need to find an alternative
that speaks to weak people --
378
00:15:17,092 --> 00:15:18,827
like you --
while preserving my ideals.
379
00:15:18,927 --> 00:15:22,531
A little editorial license
taken there,
380
00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:24,199
but that's basically it.
381
00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:27,369
Thanks, Ms. Gomez.
That's a good thought.
382
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:30,172
Who's got
tater tots?
383
00:15:30,272 --> 00:15:30,639
Hey, can I have a sip?
384
00:15:30,706 --> 00:15:32,975
Yeah.
385
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:36,611
Snap out of it, man!
386
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:39,815
That is a better use
of the juice.
387
00:15:40,282 --> 00:15:44,052
♪♪
388
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,321
Robyn:
What do you think?
389
00:15:46,388 --> 00:15:48,657
[ Gasps ]
You look perfect!
390
00:15:48,724 --> 00:15:51,226
And after tonight,
your life's gonna change.
391
00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:53,729
You're gonna be the star
of so many memes.
392
00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:55,197
You really think so?
393
00:15:55,297 --> 00:15:56,365
I mean, I just kind of wish
all my friends were here.
394
00:15:56,465 --> 00:15:57,699
Lyles and Terry?
395
00:15:57,799 --> 00:16:00,569
You don't need them.
You got me.
396
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,537
You're gonna win
so many tournaments,
397
00:16:02,637 --> 00:16:03,972
you're gonna be
Rihanna rich.
398
00:16:04,039 --> 00:16:04,573
I'm talkin' world travel.
399
00:16:05,407 --> 00:16:10,078
I do have a dream of watching
boys cry in every time zone.
400
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:12,180
Okay. So let's get going
to the event.
401
00:16:12,247 --> 00:16:13,815
Grab your bag,
check your makeup,
402
00:16:13,882 --> 00:16:14,683
sign this real quick,
hop in the limo, and we're off.
403
00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:16,685
Wait. What am I signing
real quick?
404
00:16:16,752 --> 00:16:19,354
Oh, it's just
a boilerplate agreement.
405
00:16:19,421 --> 00:16:21,323
You know, legal gobbledygook.
Blah.
406
00:16:21,390 --> 00:16:23,525
And is this
"legal gobbledygook blah"
407
00:16:23,592 --> 00:16:25,327
another term
for "shady as hell"?
408
00:16:25,394 --> 00:16:26,495
I don't know what you're
talking about, Robby.
409
00:16:26,561 --> 00:16:28,764
So you saw a gamer girl
410
00:16:28,864 --> 00:16:31,366
and just assumed I was an idiot,
didn't you?
411
00:16:31,433 --> 00:16:33,535
I'm not giving you
80% of my winnings.
412
00:16:33,602 --> 00:16:35,670
All my clients sign it.
It's standard.
413
00:16:35,737 --> 00:16:38,740
Do all your clients
also give you full ownership
414
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,575
of their Twitch streams?
415
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:44,279
I can't believe
Miles was right.
416
00:16:46,248 --> 00:16:49,584
Oh, Robby.
You're so green!
417
00:16:49,684 --> 00:16:52,254
I don't see any other managers
knocking at your door.
418
00:16:52,354 --> 00:16:53,388
It's Robyn.
419
00:16:53,455 --> 00:16:55,123
And I don't need a manager.
I've got me.
420
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:56,525
Also, I'm keeping
this outfit
421
00:16:56,591 --> 00:16:58,794
'cause I forgot to bring
a change of clothes.
422
00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:00,095
[ Bell chimes ]
423
00:17:00,195 --> 00:17:01,763
Okay, well, you better
get used to deleting
424
00:17:01,863 --> 00:17:03,031
your own voicemails.
425
00:17:03,098 --> 00:17:04,466
Ooh! Sick burn!
426
00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:08,103
And, by the way, Robyn's already
a gender-neutral name.
427
00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:16,711
♪♪
428
00:17:16,778 --> 00:17:18,547
Ta-da!
429
00:17:20,982 --> 00:17:22,217
Surprise!
430
00:17:22,284 --> 00:17:23,819
Why are you dressed
like a sad sloth?
431
00:17:23,919 --> 00:17:25,921
Its energy really resonates
with me.
432
00:17:25,987 --> 00:17:29,057
And if I'm gonna be
a part of your entourage,
433
00:17:29,124 --> 00:17:30,459
I've got to dress
the part.
434
00:17:30,559 --> 00:17:32,794
Babe,
you look hysterical.
435
00:17:32,894 --> 00:17:34,129
But I feel terrible,
436
00:17:34,229 --> 00:17:35,997
especially about the way
I acted earlier.
437
00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:38,433
I was wrong to go off
on Andrea,
438
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:41,002
although it felt pretty good
to talk down to an adult.
439
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:43,638
I'm sure
that she's a gr--
440
00:17:43,738 --> 00:17:46,942
[ Singsong ]
I knew it!
441
00:17:47,976 --> 00:17:49,644
I mean what happened?
442
00:17:49,744 --> 00:17:52,581
She was basically trying to own
my whole life.
443
00:17:52,647 --> 00:17:55,350
I mean, who did I think I was
gonna be, the next Miss Rage?
444
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:56,351
You could totally rage out,
you know?
445
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:58,687
[ Growls ]
446
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,088
Aah! Grr!
447
00:18:00,155 --> 00:18:02,791
No.
She's my favorite gamer.
448
00:18:02,858 --> 00:18:04,526
Oh.
449
00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:09,197
You know, there's nothing
impossible about your dream.
450
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:10,932
You're good enough
to go pro.
451
00:18:10,999 --> 00:18:14,536
Yeah. When I game, I do make a
lot of guys cry on the regular.
452
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,671
Again, I had allergies.
453
00:18:17,839 --> 00:18:20,041
My point is, you're gaining
followers on Twitch
454
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,109
because of you.
455
00:18:21,176 --> 00:18:22,811
The real you could go pro.
456
00:18:22,878 --> 00:18:23,812
Aww.
457
00:18:23,879 --> 00:18:28,116
Well, the real me wants to
get out of this costume.
458
00:18:28,183 --> 00:18:30,886
[ Plastic creaking ]
459
00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:31,953
Me too.
460
00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:33,488
I probably
look ridiculous.
461
00:18:33,555 --> 00:18:34,623
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
462
00:18:35,624 --> 00:18:36,825
[ Gasps ]
Oh, my God!
463
00:18:36,892 --> 00:18:38,560
I look like the cutest boy
on Earth!
464
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,729
Why are you
not hugging me?
465
00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:41,396
Ooh!
466
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:42,898
Okay,
take -- take pictures.
467
00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:44,032
Okay, okay, okay.
468
00:18:44,132 --> 00:18:46,701
Here he is.
We said angles!
469
00:18:46,801 --> 00:18:49,237
♪ I feel like
all these people in this room ♪
470
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:50,805
♪ Don't shine like you ♪
471
00:18:50,872 --> 00:18:53,508
Hey. Everyone's asking when
the new shipment's coming in.
472
00:18:53,575 --> 00:18:56,144
It's already here.
473
00:18:56,211 --> 00:18:58,513
So then why are you
holding it?
474
00:18:58,580 --> 00:19:00,849
Oh, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah.
475
00:19:00,916 --> 00:19:05,086
You have so much to learn about
the black-market chicken trade.
476
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:09,257
You see, it's a simple thing
called "supply and demand."
477
00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:13,595
The longer they wait,
the more they'll pay.
478
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:18,433
Oh, Luke, Luke, Luke.
479
00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:20,602
God, I love when mansplaining
goes wrong.
480
00:19:22,003 --> 00:19:25,040
Hey!
Who's your supplier?
481
00:19:26,174 --> 00:19:28,176
A small farm
not far from here.
482
00:19:28,243 --> 00:19:30,445
Actually,
this is really delicious.
483
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:32,914
Way better
than our bathroom birds.
484
00:19:33,782 --> 00:19:36,351
Thank you, Judas,
for weighing in.
485
00:19:36,418 --> 00:19:38,587
Hey, check it.
I'm Chicken Wolverine.
486
00:19:38,687 --> 00:19:39,955
[ Laughs ]
487
00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:42,891
And these sticks
don't even give me splinters.
488
00:19:42,958 --> 00:19:44,092
Well...
489
00:19:44,192 --> 00:19:49,431
w-what am I gonna do with 300
bootleg Chicken on a Sticks?
490
00:19:49,531 --> 00:19:52,200
My cleanse
is officially over.
491
00:19:52,267 --> 00:19:53,468
I'm ready to chew.
492
00:19:53,568 --> 00:19:54,936
My teeth are all,
"Put me in, Coach!"
493
00:19:55,036 --> 00:19:57,639
Mr. Escalante,
could I interest you
494
00:19:57,739 --> 00:20:00,108
in some cheap chicken
I have hidden in my locker?
495
00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:02,110
Lead the way.
496
00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:05,647
Hey, kiddo.
I am really proud of you.
497
00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:07,249
I mean, you did it.
498
00:20:07,315 --> 00:20:10,318
You compromised, and you made
a real, positive change.
499
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:11,319
It's like that one time
when I wanted a pet,
500
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:13,622
but I realized
I was not responsible enough,
501
00:20:13,722 --> 00:20:15,056
so I got a plant instead.
502
00:20:15,123 --> 00:20:18,927
Which died.
But you get the point.
503
00:20:18,994 --> 00:20:20,228
Kind of.
504
00:20:20,295 --> 00:20:22,163
Look. I'm --
I'm Chicken Freddy Krueger.
505
00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:23,999
Oh, yeah?
I'm Edward Chickenhands.
506
00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:26,835
[ Chuckling ]
That's a good one.
507
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:29,771
♪♪
508
00:20:29,838 --> 00:20:31,506
[ Dragon growls, man screams ]
509
00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:32,674
Robyn:
Whoa! I just crushed you guys!
510
00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:35,777
Yo, not even close!
511
00:20:35,844 --> 00:20:38,747
Hey, at least you guys
didn't cry.
512
00:20:39,581 --> 00:20:41,182
Luke: [ Voice breaking ]
Totally.
513
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,418
Thanks for
inviting us over.
514
00:20:43,485 --> 00:20:45,520
[ Voice breaking ]
Stupid allergies.
515
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:47,922
What's the freakin'
pollen count in here?
516
00:20:49,424 --> 00:20:52,594
Unh-unh. We're not done.
Get back here.
517
00:20:55,430 --> 00:20:58,033
[ Singsong ]
Thank you!
518
00:20:58,133 --> 00:20:59,768
[ Up-tempo music plays ]
519
00:20:59,834 --> 00:21:03,705
♪ I get starstruck around you ♪
520
00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:06,641
♪ What can I do, baby? ♪
521
00:21:06,708 --> 00:21:07,676
♪ I can't help it ♪
522
00:21:07,776 --> 00:21:11,146
♪ I get starstruck around you ♪
523
00:21:11,212 --> 00:21:14,983
♪ What can I do? ♪
524
00:21:15,050 --> 00:21:18,119
♪ I'm not giving,
not giving you up ♪
525
00:21:18,186 --> 00:21:20,722
♪ I'm not giving,
not giving you up ♪
526
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:23,458
♪ I'm not giving, not giving you
up, up, up, no ♪
527
00:21:23,525 --> 00:21:25,026
♪ I can't help it ♪
528
00:21:25,126 --> 00:21:28,863
♪ I get starstruck around you ♪
529
00:21:28,963 --> 00:21:30,732
♪ What can I do, baby? ♪
530
00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:33,468
♪ I can't help it ♪
531
00:21:33,535 --> 00:21:37,372
♪ I get starstruck around you ♪