1 00:00:01,744 --> 00:00:04,280 ♪♪ 2 00:00:04,380 --> 00:00:06,849 ♪ Livin' in this big blue world ♪ 3 00:00:06,916 --> 00:00:09,285 ♪ With my head up in outer space ♪ 4 00:00:09,385 --> 00:00:14,757 ♪ I know I'll be A-O, A-O-K, I know I'll be A-O, A-O-K ♪ 5 00:00:14,857 --> 00:00:18,761 Blueberry muffin for Makayla and a blueberry muffin for Randall. 6 00:00:20,930 --> 00:00:23,032 Hey! That guy took my muffin. 7 00:00:23,099 --> 00:00:26,102 If only there was an identical one sitting right next to it. 8 00:00:26,202 --> 00:00:27,703 Oh, my gosh, there is. 9 00:00:27,770 --> 00:00:30,940 Sorry, no. My muffin had way more blueberries. 10 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:32,408 This one... 11 00:00:32,475 --> 00:00:33,910 This one sucks. 12 00:00:33,976 --> 00:00:38,481 Makayla, can we please for once not turn this into big drama? 13 00:00:38,581 --> 00:00:39,882 Fine. 14 00:00:44,987 --> 00:00:46,089 Excuse me. 15 00:00:47,223 --> 00:00:49,092 I cannot believe we are banned from the coffee shop 16 00:00:49,158 --> 00:00:51,060 for three weeks. 17 00:00:51,127 --> 00:00:53,496 Yeah, I may have slightly overreacted. 18 00:00:53,596 --> 00:00:55,231 You think? 19 00:00:55,298 --> 00:00:58,501 That guy cried, like...a lot. 20 00:00:58,601 --> 00:00:59,836 [ Chuckles ] 21 00:00:59,936 --> 00:01:01,571 I forgot you're still getting to know Makayla. 22 00:01:01,637 --> 00:01:03,439 See, whenever she feels slightly wronged, 23 00:01:03,506 --> 00:01:04,774 she gets violently petty 24 00:01:04,841 --> 00:01:06,943 and then drags everyone down with her. 25 00:01:07,009 --> 00:01:09,345 Oh, please. Name one other time that happened. 26 00:01:09,445 --> 00:01:10,847 She got me a bunch of detentions. 27 00:01:10,947 --> 00:01:12,582 She got me banned from Reddit. 28 00:01:12,648 --> 00:01:15,418 She got my nose bashed in by Ms. Nadine, the crossing guard. 29 00:01:16,619 --> 00:01:17,854 How? 30 00:01:17,954 --> 00:01:20,423 the guard was snapping at her to hurry it up, 31 00:01:20,490 --> 00:01:21,824 but she was just practicing for her role 32 00:01:21,924 --> 00:01:24,160 in a local production of "West Side Story." 33 00:01:24,260 --> 00:01:27,263 Whatever! I regret nothing. 34 00:01:27,330 --> 00:01:28,698 Not even me getting hit in the face 35 00:01:28,798 --> 00:01:31,134 with her tiny plastic stop sign? 36 00:01:33,169 --> 00:01:34,937 I had to go to the nurse's office. 37 00:01:35,004 --> 00:01:48,818 ♪♪ 38 00:01:48,885 --> 00:01:50,386 So, I'm sure you guys have seen 39 00:01:50,486 --> 00:01:52,722 all the Day of the Dead decorations around school. 40 00:01:52,822 --> 00:01:55,057 You mean Día de los Muertos? 41 00:01:55,158 --> 00:01:58,394 Yeah, I speak fluent Japanese and Español. 42 00:01:58,494 --> 00:02:00,963 [ Speaking Spanish ] 43 00:02:09,372 --> 00:02:13,075 I'm not great when you speak it fast. 44 00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:15,411 Okay, so, Day of the Dead is about celebrating 45 00:02:15,511 --> 00:02:17,013 our loved ones that have passed, 46 00:02:17,079 --> 00:02:21,817 but it could also kind of remind us to live life with no regrets, 47 00:02:21,884 --> 00:02:25,388 'cause, you know, mortality and... 48 00:02:25,488 --> 00:02:28,024 I tried to bring it back. It didn't work. 49 00:02:28,090 --> 00:02:31,694 Our debate topic for today is regret. 50 00:02:31,761 --> 00:02:33,763 Is it useful or a waste of energy? 51 00:02:33,863 --> 00:02:35,331 Terrell, pro -- go. 52 00:02:35,398 --> 00:02:37,333 Uh, pro -- Regret can be beneficial 53 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:39,602 because it teaches us not to make the same mistake twice. 54 00:02:39,702 --> 00:02:40,937 T-That's how I know 55 00:02:41,037 --> 00:02:42,838 not to go back to a white barbershop again. 56 00:02:42,905 --> 00:02:45,074 My hairline never completely recovered. 57 00:02:45,174 --> 00:02:48,044 Con -- The emotional toll of regret can be devastating. 58 00:02:48,110 --> 00:02:49,378 I know that from watching my mom 59 00:02:49,445 --> 00:02:52,715 every time she gets back on eHarmony. 60 00:02:52,782 --> 00:02:53,749 Uh, Luke. 61 00:02:53,849 --> 00:02:55,017 Lo siento, Ali. 62 00:02:55,084 --> 00:02:56,552 Please stop that. 63 00:02:56,619 --> 00:03:00,189 Fair. I'd love to participate in this one, but I can't. 64 00:03:00,256 --> 00:03:02,124 See, I'm kind of crushing it at life. 65 00:03:02,225 --> 00:03:05,127 Uh-oh. This guy has no regrets. 66 00:03:05,228 --> 00:03:06,395 What about that sad little mustache 67 00:03:06,462 --> 00:03:07,730 you were trying to grow? 68 00:03:07,797 --> 00:03:09,966 I told you they noticed. 69 00:03:10,066 --> 00:03:12,468 Okay, first of all, it was a goatee. 70 00:03:12,568 --> 00:03:14,870 The bottom part just never really sprouted. 71 00:03:14,937 --> 00:03:15,905 Or the middle. 72 00:03:15,972 --> 00:03:17,306 Or the top. 73 00:03:18,908 --> 00:03:20,142 Okay. 74 00:03:20,243 --> 00:03:22,411 Luke, there has to be something you wish you could do. 75 00:03:22,478 --> 00:03:24,146 Even something small. 76 00:03:24,247 --> 00:03:27,650 I-I guess I wish I could get the new University Blue Jordan 1s. 77 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:29,151 They drop tomorrow. 78 00:03:29,252 --> 00:03:31,621 Yeah, those are sick. I had no idea you were a sneakerhead. 79 00:03:31,721 --> 00:03:33,656 Oh, I'm not. I'm a moneyhead. 80 00:03:33,756 --> 00:03:34,991 That's someone who loves money. 81 00:03:35,091 --> 00:03:36,792 That's self-explanatory. 82 00:03:36,892 --> 00:03:39,929 Man, I could flip a few pairs of those and make bank, 83 00:03:39,996 --> 00:03:41,664 but it's so hard to get them. 84 00:03:41,764 --> 00:03:44,166 I guess I'll take an "R" for that one. 85 00:03:44,267 --> 00:03:45,835 "R" is for regret. 86 00:03:45,935 --> 00:03:48,404 Again, self-explanatory. 87 00:03:48,471 --> 00:03:50,906 You know, Luke, sometimes it's the things we don't do 88 00:03:50,973 --> 00:03:52,408 that end up defining us. 89 00:03:52,475 --> 00:03:53,943 Well, what I'm saying is that it doesn't matter 90 00:03:54,010 --> 00:03:56,479 how hard or complicated it is to get those shoes. 91 00:03:56,579 --> 00:03:59,282 You should just do it, 'cause there's no regret if you try. 92 00:03:59,348 --> 00:04:02,018 You got to seize the day, you know? 93 00:04:02,118 --> 00:04:04,620 YOLO. 94 00:04:04,687 --> 00:04:05,821 You regret saying "YOLO"? 95 00:04:05,921 --> 00:04:07,356 So much. 96 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:11,761 ♪♪ 97 00:04:13,162 --> 00:04:15,298 What do you guys think of my Day of the Dead altar? 98 00:04:15,364 --> 00:04:16,832 Do you hate your ancestors? 99 00:04:16,932 --> 00:04:18,534 No, I love my family. 100 00:04:18,634 --> 00:04:20,936 Well, not my Great-Uncle Manny. He used to poke me in the belly 101 00:04:21,003 --> 00:04:23,139 every time he saw me and say, "Boop!" 102 00:04:23,205 --> 00:04:24,874 That's awful. 103 00:04:24,974 --> 00:04:27,877 You know, Filipinos celebrate All Souls' Day. 104 00:04:27,977 --> 00:04:31,013 I've never made an altar before, but after seeing yours, 105 00:04:31,113 --> 00:04:33,349 I know I can. 106 00:04:33,449 --> 00:04:35,184 You are an amazing artist, Miles. 107 00:04:35,284 --> 00:04:36,786 You want to help make it better? 108 00:04:36,852 --> 00:04:41,324 You know, I can't 'cause I just remembered I have, um... 109 00:04:41,390 --> 00:04:45,528 l-leaf-blowing practice, yeah. 110 00:04:45,628 --> 00:04:47,063 Wait, what's -- what's up, Miles? 111 00:04:47,163 --> 00:04:48,664 Look, for me, art's just fun. 112 00:04:48,731 --> 00:04:50,733 Mr. Escalante, you're an amazing teacher -- 113 00:04:50,833 --> 00:04:52,535 Ah, you can just end it right there. 114 00:04:52,635 --> 00:04:56,038 But...sometimes outside of class, 115 00:04:56,138 --> 00:04:59,875 you take things that should be fun and make them not fun. 116 00:04:59,975 --> 00:05:01,911 It's like your teaching mode's always on. 117 00:05:02,011 --> 00:05:04,180 [ Chuckling ] Oh! Okay. 118 00:05:04,246 --> 00:05:06,916 Cool, uh, thank you for sharing that with me. 119 00:05:07,016 --> 00:05:08,250 I will build on it. 120 00:05:08,351 --> 00:05:10,353 Cool. 121 00:05:11,821 --> 00:05:13,589 You're trying to pretend you're not dying inside? 122 00:05:13,689 --> 00:05:15,191 Yeah, that one stung. 123 00:05:15,257 --> 00:05:17,827 Won't be able to sleep tonight. 124 00:05:17,893 --> 00:05:19,362 But honestly, do I really do that? 125 00:05:19,428 --> 00:05:21,931 Well, it's like, remember yesterday, 126 00:05:22,031 --> 00:05:23,899 when I said I really liked my vanilla latte, 127 00:05:23,999 --> 00:05:25,701 and then you went on for 20 minutes 128 00:05:25,768 --> 00:05:28,404 about how coffee was discovered by sheep herder-- 129 00:05:28,504 --> 00:05:29,939 Actually, it's goat herder, 130 00:05:30,039 --> 00:05:31,841 and what's amazing about it is that coffee, in many ways, 131 00:05:31,907 --> 00:05:33,709 spurred the Age of Enlightenment, and -- 132 00:05:33,776 --> 00:05:36,746 Oh, I'm hearing it now. 133 00:05:36,846 --> 00:05:39,682 Do I always come off as some sort of know-it-all? 134 00:05:42,218 --> 00:05:43,619 Boop. 135 00:05:43,719 --> 00:05:44,920 Not funny. 136 00:05:45,020 --> 00:05:46,956 Answer the question. 137 00:05:47,056 --> 00:05:48,290 Ms. Gomez, may I steal you? 138 00:05:48,391 --> 00:05:49,625 Oh, thank God you're here. 139 00:05:49,725 --> 00:05:52,428 Yes, I'm always a wonderful surprise. 140 00:05:52,528 --> 00:05:55,798 ♪♪ 141 00:05:55,898 --> 00:05:59,135 Alicia, this is Carol Burrows and Darlene Hayward. 142 00:05:59,235 --> 00:06:01,036 Oh, you guys are Luke and Terrell's moms. 143 00:06:01,103 --> 00:06:03,305 We always like to meet the new teachers. 144 00:06:03,406 --> 00:06:05,574 We're co-chairs of the Parents' Association. 145 00:06:05,641 --> 00:06:07,977 And if you're wondering why the PA needs two co-chairs, 146 00:06:08,077 --> 00:06:09,979 you're not alone. [ Chuckles ] 147 00:06:10,079 --> 00:06:12,381 Well, why don't you two wait in my office? 148 00:06:12,448 --> 00:06:14,817 We'll be right in. This'll be so fun. 149 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:18,654 A little conversation with my two favorite ladies. 150 00:06:18,754 --> 00:06:21,090 These women are out to destroy us. 151 00:06:21,157 --> 00:06:23,292 What? They don't seem that scary. 152 00:06:23,392 --> 00:06:26,328 Yet. Who do you know that's scary after two seconds? 153 00:06:26,429 --> 00:06:27,396 Well -- 154 00:06:27,463 --> 00:06:28,831 Oh, then I got nothing. 155 00:06:28,931 --> 00:06:31,167 Listen, they're relentless. 156 00:06:31,267 --> 00:06:34,170 And they've got a lot of pull with the school board. 157 00:06:34,270 --> 00:06:35,504 Understand this -- 158 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:37,740 If they turn against you... 159 00:06:37,807 --> 00:06:39,408 you're on your own. 160 00:06:39,475 --> 00:06:40,676 So you want me to turn on the charm? 161 00:06:40,776 --> 00:06:42,511 'Cause I can fake it till I make it. 162 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:43,646 It's kind of my motto. 163 00:06:43,746 --> 00:06:46,182 I'll spread the word. 164 00:06:46,282 --> 00:06:47,850 I don't do fake. 165 00:06:47,950 --> 00:06:49,852 Principal Maris, can we help ourselves 166 00:06:49,952 --> 00:06:50,953 to your personal coffee? 167 00:06:51,020 --> 00:06:52,154 Of course! 168 00:06:52,254 --> 00:06:54,523 Do whatever you want in there. 169 00:06:54,623 --> 00:06:56,325 Totally. [ Imitates gunshot ] 170 00:06:59,829 --> 00:07:02,131 Did you do finger guns? 171 00:07:02,198 --> 00:07:05,534 Never speak of this again. [ Blows ] 172 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:06,502 Ooh. 173 00:07:06,602 --> 00:07:08,037 Oh, whoa, whoa. Hey. 174 00:07:08,137 --> 00:07:09,371 Nice. 175 00:07:09,472 --> 00:07:12,174 ♪♪ 176 00:07:12,274 --> 00:07:13,375 Did you guys hear what Ryan Porter 177 00:07:13,476 --> 00:07:15,511 just posted on his Instagram? 178 00:07:15,611 --> 00:07:18,547 Makayla: "Debate girls are the hottest squad in school." 179 00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:20,049 Yeah, pretty hot pic. 180 00:07:20,149 --> 00:07:21,183 Oh, really? 181 00:07:21,283 --> 00:07:22,518 You like this? 182 00:07:22,618 --> 00:07:27,156 Mm...no. 183 00:07:27,223 --> 00:07:29,225 What? I respect you! 184 00:07:29,325 --> 00:07:31,060 I'm an ally! 185 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:32,728 I don't understand women. 186 00:07:32,828 --> 00:07:36,298 Okay, I got my PhD in girls. How can I help? 187 00:07:36,365 --> 00:07:37,566 True, but he's also got a doctorate 188 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:39,702 in unearned confidence, so... 189 00:07:39,802 --> 00:07:42,838 Okay, so I've been doing some research on the shoes, 190 00:07:42,905 --> 00:07:44,740 and there's a limited shipment of Jordans 191 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:48,077 coming in tonight at a warehouse downtown. 192 00:07:48,177 --> 00:07:49,411 So much drip! 193 00:07:49,512 --> 00:07:52,248 Don't speak hypebeast. Trust me. 194 00:07:52,348 --> 00:07:54,984 Ms. Gomez was right. We got to go for it! 195 00:07:55,050 --> 00:07:56,919 All we got to do is lie to our moms, 196 00:07:57,019 --> 00:07:59,555 BART to San Fran, and scoop up the kicks. 197 00:07:59,655 --> 00:08:00,990 Do you know the unspeakable crimes 198 00:08:01,056 --> 00:08:02,258 that go down in warehouses? 199 00:08:02,358 --> 00:08:04,426 Come on, all we ever do is study. 200 00:08:04,527 --> 00:08:07,496 It would be fun to shake things up. 201 00:08:07,563 --> 00:08:09,164 Alright, well, you're gonna need some muscle 202 00:08:09,231 --> 00:08:10,432 in case things go south, 203 00:08:10,533 --> 00:08:12,935 and luckily, these guns don't have a safety. 204 00:08:13,035 --> 00:08:14,169 [ Chuckles ] 205 00:08:14,236 --> 00:08:16,105 So you guys are in? 206 00:08:16,205 --> 00:08:18,240 Yes! Okay, bring it in. 207 00:08:18,340 --> 00:08:19,909 Sneaker Boys on three, let's go. 208 00:08:20,009 --> 00:08:22,211 We'll go with you, but we're not gonna call ourselves that. 209 00:08:22,278 --> 00:08:24,513 1, 2, 3, Sneaker Boys. 210 00:08:24,580 --> 00:08:25,748 No. 211 00:08:25,848 --> 00:08:28,951 ♪♪ 212 00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:31,787 Hey, Ryan. We got to talk to you. 213 00:08:31,887 --> 00:08:33,122 What it is, ladies? 214 00:08:33,222 --> 00:08:36,125 Leavin' no crumbs, as uzhe. [ Purrs ] 215 00:08:36,225 --> 00:08:39,194 I feel dumber having heard that sentence. 216 00:08:39,261 --> 00:08:41,463 You didn't ask for permission to put that picture up. 217 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:42,631 Can I put your picture up? 218 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:44,867 No. 219 00:08:44,934 --> 00:08:47,369 What makes you think this is okay? 220 00:08:47,436 --> 00:08:48,971 Because you're all crazy attractive 221 00:08:49,071 --> 00:08:51,574 and still got brains for days. 222 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:53,475 Like, brains on brains. 223 00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:55,477 Stop saying nice things about us. 224 00:08:55,578 --> 00:08:57,613 Whoa, you guys are really mad about this. 225 00:08:57,713 --> 00:08:59,815 Look who has the brains now, Ryan. 226 00:08:59,915 --> 00:09:03,052 Alright, alright. I know how to handle this. 227 00:09:03,118 --> 00:09:04,153 [ Cellphone shutter clicks ] 228 00:09:04,253 --> 00:09:05,321 [ Laughs ] 229 00:09:05,421 --> 00:09:06,822 [ Cellphone chimes ] 230 00:09:06,922 --> 00:09:10,059 Okay, I'm betting that wasn't an apology. 231 00:09:10,125 --> 00:09:15,164 ♪♪ 232 00:09:15,264 --> 00:09:18,467 So, Ms. Gomez, we've heard so much about you 233 00:09:18,567 --> 00:09:20,970 and your...unique teaching style. 234 00:09:21,070 --> 00:09:22,838 [ Chuckles ] I don't need compliments. 235 00:09:22,938 --> 00:09:26,008 Oh, I-I think you misheard my tone when I said "unique." 236 00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:28,077 Sorry. 237 00:09:28,143 --> 00:09:30,846 I assure you, Alicia is very capable, 238 00:09:30,946 --> 00:09:33,282 and I stand beside her. 239 00:09:33,349 --> 00:09:35,584 Not right now, 'cause I've got to go. 240 00:09:35,651 --> 00:09:38,187 A student locked Janitor Ron in the closet again, 241 00:09:38,287 --> 00:09:40,089 and I've left him in there the whole meeting 242 00:09:40,155 --> 00:09:42,358 'cause, you know, it's funny. 243 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:45,160 [ Laughing ] Oh, it is funny! 244 00:09:45,260 --> 00:09:46,595 No, that's not... 245 00:09:50,466 --> 00:09:52,835 Our kids are some of the most elite 246 00:09:52,935 --> 00:09:54,370 in the country. 247 00:09:54,470 --> 00:09:58,207 We are talking future presidents of major corporations. 248 00:09:58,307 --> 00:10:00,542 I would love for you guys to give me a chance, 249 00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:02,511 'cause I really think that I can impress you. 250 00:10:02,611 --> 00:10:04,780 You can impress me by getting the debate team 251 00:10:04,847 --> 00:10:07,182 back to its top-five ranking in the state. 252 00:10:07,282 --> 00:10:10,552 Well, right now, we're top six, which is great, right? 253 00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:13,689 [ Chanting ] We're number six! We're number six! 254 00:10:15,224 --> 00:10:18,394 You know, your kids are great, I mean it, 255 00:10:18,494 --> 00:10:20,362 and I really just want them to follow their passions. 256 00:10:20,462 --> 00:10:24,833 You are starting to remind me of my old Honors Program teacher. 257 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:27,036 He was a giant hippie, too. 258 00:10:27,136 --> 00:10:29,371 No, I have three degrees. 259 00:10:29,471 --> 00:10:30,639 Okay, two. 260 00:10:30,706 --> 00:10:33,676 Fine, one, but I was top of my class. 261 00:10:33,742 --> 00:10:36,311 Middle-top. 262 00:10:36,378 --> 00:10:38,147 I don't want to tell you how to do your job. 263 00:10:38,213 --> 00:10:39,882 But you're gonna. 264 00:10:39,982 --> 00:10:42,151 to keep these kids on track for the Ivy League. 265 00:10:42,217 --> 00:10:43,519 Oh. 266 00:10:43,585 --> 00:10:45,254 keep them on track, the kids. 267 00:10:45,354 --> 00:10:47,489 I'm in charge, too, so... [ Chuckles ] 268 00:10:47,556 --> 00:10:49,491 You two have nothing to worry about. 269 00:10:49,558 --> 00:10:51,093 I am great at keeping kids on track. 270 00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:52,594 Okay. 271 00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:55,431 And you're leaving. It was so nice to meet you! 272 00:10:55,531 --> 00:10:58,100 ♪♪ 273 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,169 ♪ Uh, uh, A-O-K ♪ 274 00:11:00,235 --> 00:11:02,838 ♪ We gon' be ♪ 275 00:11:02,905 --> 00:11:04,073 ♪ Sugar, sugar ♪ 276 00:11:04,173 --> 00:11:05,541 Dude, how long is this gonna take? 277 00:11:05,607 --> 00:11:07,409 Ah, don't worry about it. Let me -- 278 00:11:07,509 --> 00:11:08,911 Let me see what the deal is. 279 00:11:10,779 --> 00:11:13,849 Hello, fellow hypebeast. 280 00:11:13,916 --> 00:11:16,351 I-I've been to a ton of these sneaker drops, 281 00:11:16,418 --> 00:11:20,355 but, just curious, how does this particular one work? 282 00:11:20,422 --> 00:11:21,890 Have you stood in a line before? 283 00:11:21,957 --> 00:11:23,726 Yeah. 284 00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:27,696 So, pretty standard. 285 00:11:27,763 --> 00:11:29,865 Yeah, pretty standard. 286 00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:34,136 Blessings. 287 00:11:36,605 --> 00:11:38,741 Whatever, I-I was in the moment. I still am. 288 00:11:38,807 --> 00:11:43,145 [ Sniffs ] Ahh, the smell of success. 289 00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:45,881 Success smells a lot like urine. 290 00:11:45,948 --> 00:11:49,818 But speaking of, where is the bathroom? 291 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:52,988 I'm gonna go ahead and say everywhere. 292 00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:54,389 Blessings. 293 00:11:54,456 --> 00:11:59,261 ♪♪ 294 00:11:59,328 --> 00:12:00,929 I can't believe he doubled down. 295 00:12:00,996 --> 00:12:04,566 You know what I'd be perfectly okay with never hearing again? 296 00:12:04,633 --> 00:12:07,436 "Daym, gurl, you fiiine." 297 00:12:10,806 --> 00:12:12,641 I can't wait till we get out of high school 298 00:12:12,741 --> 00:12:14,076 and can just be ourselves 299 00:12:14,143 --> 00:12:16,512 without guys constantly judging us on appearance. 300 00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:18,580 [ Coughs, laughs ] 301 00:12:18,647 --> 00:12:21,083 Oh, God. I almost choked. 302 00:12:21,150 --> 00:12:22,484 [ Both laugh ] 303 00:12:22,584 --> 00:12:23,652 What's so funny? 304 00:12:23,752 --> 00:12:25,354 It doesn't get easier with age, 305 00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:27,856 and the Internet's made it so much worse. 306 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:31,026 We can't even show our hands, feet, or small of our backs 307 00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:32,194 without it ending up on 308 00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:34,196 Hands-Feet- Small-Of-Your-Back.com. 309 00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:36,932 That is not a real website. 310 00:12:36,999 --> 00:12:38,467 Oh, it is. 311 00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:41,370 It's such a double standard. 312 00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:43,472 I wear red lipstick to work one time, 313 00:12:43,539 --> 00:12:45,774 and someone says I'm too sexy. 314 00:12:45,841 --> 00:12:48,343 I said trampy. 315 00:12:48,443 --> 00:12:49,878 Ms. Gomez has a point. 316 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:54,483 Parents comment that my sneakers are not professional attire. 317 00:12:54,550 --> 00:12:56,718 And then our superintendent, Mr. Tarsis, 318 00:12:56,819 --> 00:13:00,622 shows up for our last lunch meeting in flip-flops. 319 00:13:00,689 --> 00:13:02,057 Nobody cares. 320 00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:05,561 And then I have to look at his nasty finger-toes? 321 00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:07,796 Have you guys seen them? 322 00:13:07,863 --> 00:13:09,331 [ Retches ] 323 00:13:09,398 --> 00:13:13,235 So, if it never gets any better, what are we supposed to do? 324 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,737 You have to tell Ryan exactly how he made you feel. 325 00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:18,707 Right, 'cause maybe he'll hear us and change. 326 00:13:18,807 --> 00:13:20,509 [ Both laugh ] 327 00:13:20,576 --> 00:13:24,046 You guys are killing me today. 328 00:13:24,146 --> 00:13:26,915 No, he's not gonna change, but you have to say something, 329 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,851 or else it'll eat you up inside. 330 00:13:28,917 --> 00:13:30,986 Yeah, no regrets, remember? 331 00:13:31,053 --> 00:13:32,721 YOLO! 332 00:13:34,723 --> 00:13:36,992 Sarah, what do I always tell you? 333 00:13:37,059 --> 00:13:38,560 Tell everyone I'm your sister? 334 00:13:38,660 --> 00:13:40,362 No, the other thing. 335 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:44,199 Women should always have each other's backs. 336 00:13:44,266 --> 00:13:46,702 Hey, hey, lunch with my ladies! 337 00:13:46,768 --> 00:13:48,737 Your ladies? Like we're yours? 338 00:13:48,837 --> 00:13:51,506 Are you saying you own us? 339 00:13:51,573 --> 00:13:54,176 I'm just gonna go eat in my classroom. 340 00:13:54,243 --> 00:14:00,048 ♪♪ 341 00:14:00,115 --> 00:14:02,017 This is looking great. [ Chuckles ] 342 00:14:02,084 --> 00:14:04,753 Thanks for helping me. 343 00:14:04,853 --> 00:14:07,756 I mean, you have helped me so much, but more importantly, 344 00:14:07,856 --> 00:14:09,625 you agreed that every time you go into teaching mode, 345 00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:10,893 you give me five bucks. 346 00:14:10,959 --> 00:14:12,427 Ah, the definition of true friendship -- 347 00:14:12,527 --> 00:14:15,030 extortion. 348 00:14:15,097 --> 00:14:17,466 Ooh. 349 00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:18,700 Mrs. Hayward. 350 00:14:18,767 --> 00:14:21,370 Ms. Gomez, I can't get ahold of Terrell. 351 00:14:21,436 --> 00:14:23,305 Have you seen him? He told me that he was staying late 352 00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:25,774 at school to prep a debate with Luke and Miles. 353 00:14:25,874 --> 00:14:28,210 Uh, I'm sure he's around here somewhere. 354 00:14:28,277 --> 00:14:31,213 As always, thanks for being super helpful. 355 00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:35,083 And she's gone. 356 00:14:35,150 --> 00:14:37,319 You know, I really think she's starting to dig me. 357 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:39,321 I do not think that. 358 00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:40,789 Do you know where the kids are? 359 00:14:40,889 --> 00:14:43,292 Uh, Miles said something about going to buy shoes 360 00:14:43,392 --> 00:14:44,493 with Luke and Terrell. 361 00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:46,161 What? 362 00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:48,230 He was trying to get out of it, so he gave me some crazy story 363 00:14:48,297 --> 00:14:51,500 about taking BART to some warehouse in San Francisco. 364 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:52,834 [ Chuckles ] You know, I almost bought it 365 00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:54,903 until he said that you insisted they do it. 366 00:14:54,970 --> 00:14:57,906 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 367 00:14:57,973 --> 00:15:00,342 San Francisco is foggy and crimey! 368 00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:01,810 God! 369 00:15:01,910 --> 00:15:09,785 ♪♪ 370 00:15:09,851 --> 00:15:13,588 So, this is taking way longer than I thought, 371 00:15:13,655 --> 00:15:19,294 but I can feel the drip about to...drop. 372 00:15:19,361 --> 00:15:21,530 No one says that. Right, Burt? 373 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:22,764 Correct. 374 00:15:26,034 --> 00:15:28,303 Whoa, okay, yeah, wow, that's bright. 375 00:15:28,370 --> 00:15:29,771 I watch a lot of "48 Hours." 376 00:15:29,838 --> 00:15:31,540 Perks of living with my grandparents. 377 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,442 And trust me, serial killers stay away from anything 378 00:15:33,508 --> 00:15:36,611 that draws attention, so you're welcome. 379 00:15:36,678 --> 00:15:40,882 Miles, w-we're all waiting in line to buy $500 sneakers. 380 00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,317 I think we're good. 381 00:15:42,384 --> 00:15:44,319 A rat just touched my foot. 382 00:15:44,386 --> 00:15:46,054 Come on, man, that rat is harmless. 383 00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:49,157 It's not even the size of a loaf of bread. 384 00:15:49,224 --> 00:15:50,559 Wow. 385 00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:52,227 Okay, alright, now, look, look, look. 386 00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:54,997 The pee I can deal with, but rodents, hell no. 387 00:15:55,063 --> 00:15:56,832 Come on, guys, eyes on the prize. 388 00:15:56,898 --> 00:15:58,233 Terrell, you're not leaving. 389 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,569 Miles, there is nothing to be afraid of. 390 00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:01,970 Hey. 391 00:16:02,037 --> 00:16:03,705 W-W-W-What are you doing here? 392 00:16:03,805 --> 00:16:05,841 You know, just out looking for idiots. 393 00:16:05,907 --> 00:16:08,043 You found 'em. 394 00:16:08,143 --> 00:16:09,878 Come on, Burt. 395 00:16:09,978 --> 00:16:12,247 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 396 00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:14,216 ♪ A-O, A-O-K ♪ 397 00:16:14,316 --> 00:16:15,650 for talking to Ryan again? 398 00:16:15,717 --> 00:16:17,152 Let's do it tomorrow after lunch. 399 00:16:17,219 --> 00:16:19,654 He'll be most vulnerable coming off his Mountain Dew high. 400 00:16:19,721 --> 00:16:21,189 Ooh, good, 'cause that'll give us time 401 00:16:21,256 --> 00:16:22,424 to frame him for cheating 402 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:26,094 or booby trap his locker or kidnap his dog. 403 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,429 Whatever works. 404 00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:29,998 Okay, we got some good ideas. 405 00:16:30,065 --> 00:16:31,833 Maybe -- Maybe a few felonies. 406 00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:34,336 Hey, you're doing it again. 407 00:16:34,403 --> 00:16:35,871 Going from zero to extra. 408 00:16:35,937 --> 00:16:38,373 That is so not true. 409 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,509 'Cause, uh, we could be having this conversation 410 00:16:40,575 --> 00:16:42,077 at Percolation Station right now, 411 00:16:42,177 --> 00:16:45,947 but, wait, we're not allowed in there for three weeks. 412 00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:50,352 So now we're stuck here drinking Robyn's mom's swamp-ass coffee. 413 00:16:50,419 --> 00:16:52,120 I made the coffee. 414 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:53,922 It's so good. 415 00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:02,798 Oh, God. 416 00:17:02,898 --> 00:17:04,866 ♪♪ 417 00:17:04,933 --> 00:17:07,035 What the hell were you guys thinking? 418 00:17:07,102 --> 00:17:09,471 We're just doing what you told us to do. 419 00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:10,972 I would never tell you to come here. 420 00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:13,809 No, you said forget about how hard or complicated it is 421 00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:17,112 to get the shoes and to just go do it. 422 00:17:17,212 --> 00:17:19,714 Then you said YOLO. Very cringey. 423 00:17:19,781 --> 00:17:22,317 You're not helping. 424 00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:24,286 Terrell, your mom is looking for you. 425 00:17:24,386 --> 00:17:25,454 What time is your curfew? 426 00:17:25,554 --> 00:17:28,056 I don't have a curfew. 427 00:17:28,123 --> 00:17:29,257 11:00. 428 00:17:29,324 --> 00:17:31,493 Same. 429 00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:32,994 We're good. What about you, Miles? 430 00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:34,629 I live with my grandparents, so if it's 10:00, 431 00:17:34,729 --> 00:17:37,566 that means they've been asleep for the past six hours. 432 00:17:37,632 --> 00:17:39,167 Beautiful! Come on, let's go. 433 00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:40,936 No, no, no, no, no! Come on. 434 00:17:41,002 --> 00:17:42,304 We came all the way out here 435 00:17:42,404 --> 00:17:45,240 and had to deal with some really unsavory people. 436 00:17:45,307 --> 00:17:46,842 Seriously? 437 00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:49,778 Not you, Burt. You know you're my guy. 438 00:17:49,845 --> 00:17:53,081 Please. I mean, look, look, the line is finally moving. 439 00:17:53,148 --> 00:17:54,649 Okay, but it could still take a while, Luke. 440 00:17:54,749 --> 00:17:55,817 We can't, come on. 441 00:17:55,917 --> 00:17:57,352 What happened to seizing the day? 442 00:17:57,452 --> 00:18:00,522 You pushed me into this, and you were right. 443 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:04,960 This is about having an adventure with my boys. 444 00:18:05,026 --> 00:18:07,095 And also making a cool G. 445 00:18:07,162 --> 00:18:08,663 A G? 446 00:18:08,763 --> 00:18:11,199 As in 1,000 bucks? 447 00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:14,202 Wow. 448 00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:16,938 So, how many pairs is one person allowed to get? 449 00:18:17,005 --> 00:18:24,880 ♪♪ 450 00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:26,381 Alright, done. 451 00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:27,716 Wow. 452 00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:30,852 You know, in Colombia, we don't do Day of the Dead, 453 00:18:30,952 --> 00:18:33,155 but it seems like a really fun... 454 00:18:33,221 --> 00:18:34,789 celebration? 455 00:18:34,856 --> 00:18:37,492 Oh, almost forgot. 456 00:18:37,559 --> 00:18:39,728 Here's 20 bucks. 457 00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:43,031 I'm about to tell you a whole bunch about Day of the Dead. 458 00:18:43,131 --> 00:18:44,566 'Cause it's so much more than that. 459 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:47,068 So, do you want to hear about origin or symbolic meaning? 460 00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:48,637 It doesn't really seem like I have a choice. 461 00:18:48,703 --> 00:18:51,239 You're right, so we'll go chronological. 462 00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:54,476 Now, I want you to imagine yourself in Spain in the 1500s. 463 00:18:54,543 --> 00:18:56,411 Now, you're, like, riding a horse -- 464 00:18:58,480 --> 00:18:59,381 Ruh-roh. 465 00:18:59,481 --> 00:19:01,883 Ms. Gomez, a word. 466 00:19:01,983 --> 00:19:03,585 I-I'm sorry, Ms. Gomez. 467 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,020 We told them it wasn't your fault. 468 00:19:05,086 --> 00:19:07,589 Mm, no, you said that, but at this time, 469 00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:11,226 I can neither confirm nor deny my involvement. 470 00:19:11,326 --> 00:19:14,029 But I'm sorry, too. 471 00:19:14,095 --> 00:19:15,931 Just give me a minute to talk to your moms. 472 00:19:16,031 --> 00:19:18,266 Yeah. Come on. 473 00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:21,203 I got a buttload to tell you about Day of the Dead. 474 00:19:22,504 --> 00:19:24,039 Man. 475 00:19:24,105 --> 00:19:25,774 When you saw those three downtown, 476 00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:28,944 how could you think it was okay to let them stay and buy shoes? 477 00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:31,046 Ladies, I'm actually still playing catch-up here. 478 00:19:31,112 --> 00:19:34,115 I'm not really sure what you're talking about. 479 00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:35,383 Really? 480 00:19:37,619 --> 00:19:40,055 Oh, I've had these for years. 481 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,191 [ Clears throat ] 482 00:19:43,258 --> 00:19:46,261 ♪♪ 483 00:19:46,361 --> 00:19:48,563 Sorry, ladies, super busy. 484 00:19:48,630 --> 00:19:50,065 No photo shoot today. 485 00:19:50,131 --> 00:19:52,400 Ryan, we need to talk to you. 486 00:19:52,467 --> 00:19:54,469 I know this is hard for you to understand, 487 00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:57,138 so in that way, probably like many things. 488 00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:58,473 Books, for instance. 489 00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:02,110 Hey, I know books. What's the problem? 490 00:20:02,210 --> 00:20:04,946 How would you feel if someone posted a picture of you 491 00:20:05,046 --> 00:20:07,983 on Instagram that just said, "Foine"? 492 00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:10,285 I know what you're trying to say. 493 00:20:10,385 --> 00:20:13,255 Yes, I'll go out with you. 494 00:20:13,321 --> 00:20:15,557 It is taking every ounce of my self-control 495 00:20:15,624 --> 00:20:18,827 not to curb-stomp your teeth out. 496 00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:21,963 So I need you to try and hear me out. 497 00:20:22,063 --> 00:20:24,666 We need to be able to control our own narrative. 498 00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:28,003 It doesn't matter if you think you're being flattering. 499 00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:29,838 It's still objectifying to women, 500 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:32,274 and it's still not cool. 501 00:20:32,340 --> 00:20:34,576 Do you understand your mistake? 502 00:20:34,643 --> 00:20:35,910 Yeah. 503 00:20:35,977 --> 00:20:39,481 I definitely don't think you guys are hot anymore. 504 00:20:39,581 --> 00:20:42,183 Super clear. 505 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:44,319 I don't know what Michelle Obama was talking about. 506 00:20:44,419 --> 00:20:45,954 The high road sucks. 507 00:20:46,021 --> 00:20:48,857 Hey, we're still proud of you, though, for keeping your cool. 508 00:20:48,957 --> 00:20:50,625 Also this. 509 00:20:53,695 --> 00:20:56,031 [ Laughter, indistinct conversations ] 510 00:21:01,503 --> 00:21:03,505 Who -- Who's responsible for this? 511 00:21:03,605 --> 00:21:04,806 Right there! 512 00:21:04,873 --> 00:21:06,341 Busted! 513 00:21:06,441 --> 00:21:08,643 You three, with me now. 514 00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:12,614 Oh, no. Are we getting detention? 515 00:21:12,681 --> 00:21:14,883 [ Scoffing ] Oh, well -- 516 00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:16,618 Listen, be cool. 517 00:21:16,685 --> 00:21:19,321 If anyone asks, you got in huge trouble. 518 00:21:19,387 --> 00:21:20,889 [ School bell rings ] 519 00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:22,390 [ Chuckles ] Nice! 520 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:26,061 You really meant it when you said women should support women. 521 00:21:26,161 --> 00:21:27,729 Oh, crap. 522 00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:31,566 Go wait for me in the car. I have to do something. 523 00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:33,168 It's literally the middle of the day. 524 00:21:33,234 --> 00:21:36,871 I have like three classes left. 525 00:21:36,971 --> 00:21:39,674 Bottom line, you encouraged reckless behavior. 526 00:21:39,741 --> 00:21:41,409 How? I found them in the city, 527 00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:44,713 and I stayed with them like a responsible adult. 528 00:21:44,813 --> 00:21:47,215 She doesn't know what "responsible" means. 529 00:21:47,315 --> 00:21:50,919 Okay, admittedly, the sneaker thing was probably a bad idea. 530 00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:53,321 She doesn't know what "probably" means, either. 531 00:21:53,388 --> 00:21:55,023 You're not getting this. 532 00:21:55,090 --> 00:21:57,425 We want you out. 533 00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:58,593 Out? 534 00:21:58,693 --> 00:22:00,495 This is how this works. 535 00:22:00,562 --> 00:22:03,998 We just get louder and louder in front of the school board 536 00:22:04,065 --> 00:22:06,601 until suddenly, you're gone. 537 00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:09,571 The point is, 538 00:22:09,671 --> 00:22:12,941 no one here is going to have your back. 539 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:15,944 Actually, I will. 540 00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:19,547 See, these kids already love Ms. Gomez. 541 00:22:19,614 --> 00:22:22,751 Don't ask me why. It makes no sense. 542 00:22:24,419 --> 00:22:27,288 Alright, maybe it's 'cause she's intuitive. 543 00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:30,258 Or she teaches them to think of things in new ways. 544 00:22:30,358 --> 00:22:33,094 You two should be grateful for it. 545 00:22:33,194 --> 00:22:34,362 We'll see what you'll say 546 00:22:34,429 --> 00:22:36,131 when you're in front of the school board. 547 00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:37,699 Well, I'm -- I'm gonna say that. 548 00:22:37,766 --> 00:22:40,034 That -- That's what I'm gonna say. 549 00:22:40,101 --> 00:22:44,472 Or that Carol should be the sole chair of the PA. 550 00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:46,908 Really? 551 00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:50,278 Anything else? 552 00:22:50,378 --> 00:22:52,147 Thanks for hearing us out. 553 00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:56,484 Do you really think I could do this alone? 554 00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:58,286 Because I have to be honest with you, I have thought -- 555 00:22:58,386 --> 00:23:00,422 Carol! 556 00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:04,426 Oh, my God. Thank you! 557 00:23:04,492 --> 00:23:07,395 If you ever put me in that position again, I -- 558 00:23:07,462 --> 00:23:09,097 What are you doing? Why are you smiling? 559 00:23:09,164 --> 00:23:10,665 'Cause you like me. 560 00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:12,500 I-I don't like you. 561 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:13,968 You just saved my ass. 562 00:23:14,068 --> 00:23:16,137 Come on, admit it, we're kind of becoming friends. 563 00:23:16,237 --> 00:23:19,507 Mm, maybe. Hey, after school, 564 00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:21,342 do you want to go to that wine bar on Oak Street 565 00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:24,179 and have some Chardonnay and some girl talk? 566 00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:26,414 Oh, my God. I would love that. 567 00:23:26,481 --> 00:23:29,083 [ Imitates gunshots ] Me, too. 568 00:23:30,952 --> 00:23:32,420 You are not gonna be there, are you? 569 00:23:32,487 --> 00:23:34,355 No, I won't. 570 00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:35,857 ♪ Uh, uh, A-O-K ♪ 571 00:23:35,957 --> 00:23:37,158 ♪ Sugar, sugar ♪ 572 00:23:37,258 --> 00:23:39,794 ♪ Livin' in this big, blue world ♪ 573 00:23:39,861 --> 00:23:42,130 ♪ With my head up in outer space ♪ 574 00:23:42,197 --> 00:23:48,670 ♪ I know I'll be A-O, A-O-K, I know I'll be A-O, A-O-K ♪ 575 00:23:48,770 --> 00:23:51,773 ♪ When I see trouble come my way ♪ 576 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,808 ♪ I'll be makin' lemonade ♪ 577 00:23:53,875 --> 00:24:00,482 ♪ I know I'll be A-O, A-O-K, I know I'll be A-O, A-O-K ♪ 578 00:24:00,548 --> 00:24:03,451 ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ 579 00:24:03,518 --> 00:24:06,354 ♪ A-O, A-O-K ♪ 580 00:24:06,454 --> 00:24:09,224 ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ 581 00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:12,227 ♪ A-O, A-O-K ♪ 582 00:24:12,327 --> 00:24:14,395 ♪ Uh, uh, A-O-K ♪ 583 00:24:14,496 --> 00:24:15,396 ♪ I'm gon' be ♪ 584 00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:17,131 ♪ Uh, uh, A-O-K ♪ 585 00:24:17,198 --> 00:24:18,132 ♪ You gon' be ♪ 586 00:24:18,199 --> 00:24:19,801 ♪ Uh, uh, A-O-K ♪