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♪♪
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[ "Upside Down" by JVKE plays ]
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♪ Down south, hood baby,
hood baby ♪
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♪ Make all the girls go crazy ♪
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♪ Go, go, go stupid ♪
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♪ But you smart
like an A-plus student ♪
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Seriously, dude, surrounding
your house with treadmills
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will not ward off
a zombie apocalypse.
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Think about it.
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They'd get on and keep
walking...and walking.
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Blegh.
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It's brilliant.
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Mr. Escalante, can you please
weigh in on this?
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Go away.
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[ Teeth clenched ]
Go, go, go.
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Why are you talking like this?
It's weird.
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Or...is it fun?
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If it's cool, guys, I'm just
kind of chillin', alone.
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Oh, my God.
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While I was getting my coffee, I
got all the tea on the baristas.
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Hot barista told hotter barista
that his lattes were all foam.
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It is tense in there.
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Can you guys just please leave?
I'm on a date.
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Ah. The midweek
morning date.
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The sexiest date
of them all.
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Oh.
Yeah, no.
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I see a-a-a date.
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Hey.
Nice to meet you.
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I really like your shoes,
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but I can't see them
'cause you're pretend.
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Everyone, uh,
this is my, uh,
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very real,
visible human person,
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and these are people
who are leaving right now.
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Oh, wow.
More of your students.
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I can see
why you'd think that,
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because I'm so youthful and fun
and current.
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I'm Alicia Gomez.
I work with Elliot.
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I'm Bethany Fitzgerald.
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Ohh. Ohh.
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Do not Google her.
That is so tacky.
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It's too late.
Oh. Damn!
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I see you played
Division I soccer.
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Ooh. You must be really tired
of being a bridesmaid.
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Girl, your brother is a snack.
Is he single?
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You seem busy.
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I'm gonna go.
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Can I walk you out?
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I'm actually parked
right out front.
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Oh, cool.
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Um, you guys, I'm just gonna,
uh, give Bethany --
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And...she's gone.
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Dude, you were on a date?
You should've told us to go.
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♪♪
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Okay.
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For fun, let's do rapid fire
till the bell rings.
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Team captain, pick a topic.
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Less depressing.
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Attagirl.
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Okay. Uh, con --
Putting fruit on it
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is like those people
who think ketchup is spicy.
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What the hell is wrong
with your taste buds?
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Pro -- It's the equivalent
of culinary free speech.
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Are you saying
you're not for free speech?
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[ Bell chimes ]
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I've got nothing.
I just like hitting the timer.
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[ Bell chimes ]
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[ Bell ringing ]
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Get out of here.
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Do you think
anyone's noticed
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that most of my debate topics
are about food or death?
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What else is there
to talk about?
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We're still on
for studying tonight, right?
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Totally.
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[ Bell chimes ]
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♪ My name
is Elder Price ♪
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♪ And I would like to share
with you the most amazing book ♪
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[ Bell chimes ]
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♪ My name is Elder Gra-- ♪
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See a show, guys.
Come on. Culture yourselves.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Oh.
Hey, Makayla.
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I just got a new map
on "Among Us."
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You want to try it out?
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I love murder video games.
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Your brain's pretty dark.
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Sorry.
Was I being too honest?
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No. It was a compliment.
I'm glad you're coming.
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Robyn said there was no point
in inviting you
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because you're always
"stupid busy."
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You know, you have
great recollection
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for things
you shouldn't be sharing.
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I do.
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Oh, wait. I can't.
I'm gonna be studying with Luke.
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That sounds like a blast.
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But, y-you know,
the opposite.
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You know what?
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We can make this work.
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Can you do a little earlier?
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Sure. How about, um...
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...4:00?
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You just sent me
a calendar invite for 4:00.
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[ Cellphone chimes ]
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Oh, and the dress code
is smart casual.
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Plan hard, party hard.
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♪♪
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Excuse me, guys.
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Just got to get through
to the old locker.
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Okay.
We're not listening, huh?
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Your older brother is hotter,
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natural deodorant isn't working
for you,
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and, oh, look --
It's the world's worst boy band.
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What, you're just standing
by yourself
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insulting random people?
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Yeah.
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They're blocking
my locker.
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Maybe you could say
something.
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Oh.
Words aren't necessary.
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That stare only works
'cause you're the principal.
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I've had the gift since I was
a little, little girl.
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You've heard of
resting bitch face?
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I have active bitch face.
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You want to see a trick?
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I'm not too sure.
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Oh, I wasn't asking.
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See Mr. Escalante?
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I'm gonna hit him
from 20 yards down.
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[ Shoe squeaks ]
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Oh, you're fine.
Keep it movin'.
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Great catching up!
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Mm-hmm.
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Teach me. Make this
my villain origin story.
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If you flatter me,
I'll consider it.
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I like the way your black shirt
matches your black eyes.
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You're gonna have to
do better.
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You are as elegant
as you are terrifying.
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I'm listening.
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♪♪
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[ Indistinct conversations,
birds chirping ]
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Uh, this can't be good.
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We want to apologize
for earlier.
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You are forgiven.
Ta-da! See you tomorrow.
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Dude, it's not even 11:00.
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[ Sighs ]
Worth a shot. Okay.
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Uh, look, don't worry about it.
Bethany wasn't the one.
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Want some advice?
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I don't.
You gonna give it anyway?
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We are.
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No one dates anymore.
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First you got to get up
to at least 100
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or 200 Snapstreaks.
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Then you can ask her
to hang.
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Hangs lead to thangs.
Thangs lead to situationships.
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And then, maybe,
if you're lucky, by senior year,
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you get to post a pic online
together.
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Mm-hmm.
I understood like six words.
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He's never gonna get into
a thang.
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Where are you even finding
these girls?
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Let me see your app.
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Okay. But I'm warning you --
Do not fall in love with me.
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Okay.
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Oh! Okay.
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So you're a sleepwalker
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and you have never tried
spicy mustard,
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and you went to Comic-Con
to meet Turtle from "Entourage."
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He's so nice.
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You know what's super cool
about telling women all of this?
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What?
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This is girl repellant.
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Who would respond
to all this oversharing?
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Well, so far, Bethany
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and a few older women
who need American citizenship.
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Right. So the only way
to fix this is to burn it down,
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start anew.
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Or you could do nothing
and let me live my life.
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Oh, you're so funny.
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I'm gonna put that
in the profile.
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[ "Doom Doom Ta"
by TRI.BE plays ]
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♪ Doom, doom, ta,
doom-doom, ta-ta ♪
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[ Laughter ]
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♪ Doom, doom, ta,
doom, doom, ta ♪
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♪ Doom, doom, ta,
doom-doom, ta-ta ♪
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I love that song.
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I know face masks were created
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to uphold unrealistic
beauty standards.
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But this lime-avocado mask
smells so delicious.
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Hey, real talk.
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I could not remember
which bowls I put the masks in.
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We could just be wearing
guacamole.
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That explains the cilantro
in my ear.
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Oh, shoot.
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I'm gonna be late to study
with Luke.
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No, no, no, no, no.
You cannot leave just yet.
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Please, just stay
for one more dance.
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Hey, we're trending up
right now.
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I will play that ridiculously
amazing song again.
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Let's do it.
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♪ Doom, doom, ta,
doom, doom, ta ♪
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♪ Doom, doom, ta,
doom-doom, ta-ta ♪
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It's iffy.
You know how it go--
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Sorry. Yeah.
My friend finally arrived.
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Mm-hmm.
She's super late.
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[ Exhales sharply ] I agree.
She should've called.
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Luke --
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I'm trying to make you feel bad
with this fake phone call.
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Yeah,
I'm gonna hit you back.
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Hmm?
Yeah. Sushi sounds great.
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I mean, you know
that I'll be on time.
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I'm...
I'm sorry I'm late.
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It's just...My mom ran into
a ton of traffic.
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Huh.
That's weird.
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You must be talking about
Web traffic,
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because, um...
let me just show you exhibit A!
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Ooh, 324 likes.
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Look, it was fun,
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and I don't get to do that often
with the girls.
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So you're "the girls" now, huh?
Yeah?
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If that ends with a "Z,"
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I'm gonna throw myself
out the window.
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We're on the first floor.
You'll be fine.
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We have a world history test
tomorrow.
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This studying
could be the difference
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between passing
and failing.
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And if I fail,
I'm gonna have to go to some --
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some rinky-dink party school
like Cornell.
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And then it is goodbye,
Goldman Sachs,
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hello,
Deloitte and Touche,
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making low six figures,
barely any stock options.
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And it'd all be on you.
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Fine.
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Are we gonna study
or what?
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Fine.
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Cool.
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'Cause God forbid
you don't have a vacation home
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when you grow up.
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I know you're kidding,
but that gave me the chills.
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♪ Up down, right down ♪
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♪ Looking for your love
right now ♪
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All righty.
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I'm ready to learn
from the Stare-Master.
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Are you sure you want to take
the red pill?
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Because once I teach you,
you can never go back.
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Take me to the dark side
and leave me there.
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I need to know your intentions
with this power.
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I want respect
and a sense of presence
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and to be able to make people
who deserve it
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feel small
and inadequate.
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Works for me.
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Okay.
Here's the secret, kid.
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Close your eyes.
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Imagine something
that brings you pure joy.
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Ben Platt becoming
a mainstream star.
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I like him.
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No.
No one knows who that is.
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Liar.
His vibrato is effortless.
255
00:10:15,724 --> 00:10:17,793
Good.
Get furious.
256
00:10:17,860 --> 00:10:20,696
Channel all that anger
and outrage into your eyes.
257
00:10:21,797 --> 00:10:25,234
Oh, I don't know what that is,
but I know it's wrong.
258
00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:27,670
I'm actually
a pretty happy person.
259
00:10:27,736 --> 00:10:28,070
Why?
260
00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:30,572
Close your eyes.
261
00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:33,242
Overalls aren't
a fashion choice.
262
00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:35,044
They're for farmers.
263
00:10:35,144 --> 00:10:35,911
You go to hell, lady.
264
00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:38,714
Yes!
Use it.
265
00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:43,152
Thank you.
266
00:10:43,218 --> 00:10:45,154
Don't thank me.
Go abuse your power.
267
00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:49,391
Kids are fun.
268
00:10:49,491 --> 00:10:52,394
♪♪
269
00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:56,398
[ Clattering ]
270
00:10:58,100 --> 00:10:59,334
What are you doing?
271
00:10:59,401 --> 00:11:01,003
We're supposed to be studying
in the library.
272
00:11:01,070 --> 00:11:03,072
I can't.
273
00:11:03,172 --> 00:11:04,106
I mean,
I-I know I said I would,
274
00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:07,042
but then I thought working out
would be more fun,
275
00:11:07,109 --> 00:11:10,112
so I decided to not tell you
and come do this instead.
276
00:11:10,212 --> 00:11:10,612
Great.
277
00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:11,847
Because thanks to you,
278
00:11:11,914 --> 00:11:15,918
I was totally unprepared and
bombed our world history test.
279
00:11:16,018 --> 00:11:17,286
I felt like the Germans
280
00:11:17,386 --> 00:11:18,420
when the British led
a surprise tank attack
281
00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:22,257
in Cambrai
in December of 1917.
282
00:11:22,357 --> 00:11:24,259
Actually, it was November.
283
00:11:24,359 --> 00:11:25,427
Well, I would've known that
if you hadn't ditched me
284
00:11:25,527 --> 00:11:28,263
to put guacamole dip
on your face.
285
00:11:28,363 --> 00:11:29,431
So from now on,
286
00:11:29,531 --> 00:11:33,302
I'm gonna be studying with
the only guy who really gets me.
287
00:11:33,402 --> 00:11:38,741
Me -- Luke --
A.K.A. Carol's special boy.
288
00:11:39,575 --> 00:11:41,643
Goodbye, Makayla.
289
00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:45,714
You realize these things don't
actually go anywhere, right?
290
00:11:45,781 --> 00:11:46,949
Okay.
Whatever.
291
00:11:47,049 --> 00:11:50,052
I'm still w-walking away.
292
00:11:50,119 --> 00:11:53,288
Fine.
I'll come join you.
293
00:11:54,556 --> 00:11:56,492
[ Treadmills beeping ]
294
00:11:56,592 --> 00:11:58,961
I'm getting ahead
of you.
295
00:11:59,061 --> 00:12:00,963
Oh.
Looks like I'm catching up.
296
00:12:01,063 --> 00:12:02,431
Well, I'm
picking it up more.
297
00:12:02,498 --> 00:12:04,333
Ooh. You're like a speck
in the distance!
298
00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:07,302
Okay. Well, you know what?
You're like -- You're like a --
299
00:12:07,402 --> 00:12:08,303
Whoa!
300
00:12:08,403 --> 00:12:10,239
Whoa. Whoa.
301
00:12:10,305 --> 00:12:11,273
Are you okay?
302
00:12:11,340 --> 00:12:14,610
No.
Just leave me alone, okay?
303
00:12:14,676 --> 00:12:16,678
I know you blame me
for getting a bad grade, but --
304
00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:19,081
There was no bad grade.
305
00:12:19,148 --> 00:12:22,618
In fact, I answered
the extra credit and got 105.
306
00:12:22,684 --> 00:12:24,853
Seriously?
307
00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:25,420
What do you expect?
I'm Luke.
308
00:12:25,487 --> 00:12:27,990
I'm Carol's special boy.
309
00:12:28,090 --> 00:12:32,694
So you have been guilting me
this whole time for nothing?
310
00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:33,662
W-What the hell
is this about?
311
00:12:33,762 --> 00:12:38,767
If you have to ask,
you're never gonna know.
312
00:12:38,834 --> 00:12:40,602
Ow.
Ow.
313
00:12:40,669 --> 00:12:41,870
[ Door closes ]
314
00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:44,306
Hey, could you set up
the treadmill for me?
315
00:12:44,373 --> 00:12:46,508
No, Miles.
Do it yourself.
316
00:12:47,643 --> 00:12:48,877
What speed do you want?
317
00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:51,680
♪♪
318
00:12:51,780 --> 00:12:53,448
...and that's why
it's unfathomable
319
00:12:53,515 --> 00:12:55,450
that anyone could argue
plastic straws are better.
320
00:12:55,517 --> 00:12:56,518
Solid point.
321
00:12:56,618 --> 00:12:58,887
Too bad the topic was
the North Korean missile crisis.
322
00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:01,156
Yeah.
I haven't studied that yet.
323
00:13:01,223 --> 00:13:04,026
Hey. Sorry to interrupt
your study sesh.
324
00:13:04,126 --> 00:13:07,062
No, no, no. Don't worry about
it. We were all leaving anyway.
325
00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:09,364
Hold on. You guys have been here
for like five minutes.
326
00:13:09,464 --> 00:13:10,499
It was worth a shot.
327
00:13:10,566 --> 00:13:13,402
Okay.
So, I kind of have to thank you.
328
00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:15,971
Your revamped profile helped me
land a date tonight.
329
00:13:16,038 --> 00:13:17,406
Ooh!
She is out of your league!
330
00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:21,043
Uncool.
But I know, right?
331
00:13:21,143 --> 00:13:23,078
Okay, remember that the reason
the profile worked
332
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:24,680
is 'cause I left
a little mystery.
333
00:13:24,746 --> 00:13:27,382
So don't go undoing that by
oversharing on your first date.
334
00:13:27,482 --> 00:13:29,151
Please.
I do not overshare.
335
00:13:29,218 --> 00:13:31,887
Really?
Anyone want to get in on this?
336
00:13:31,987 --> 00:13:33,355
Your favorite movie
is "Hope Floats."
337
00:13:33,422 --> 00:13:34,256
Your favorite day
is Thursday
338
00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:35,924
'cause you get to call it
"Friday Junior."
339
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:39,328
You get nosebleeds
when you take too much Advil.
340
00:13:39,394 --> 00:13:41,530
More common than you think.
341
00:13:41,597 --> 00:13:44,733
Okay. Well, being an open book
is kind of my thing.
342
00:13:44,833 --> 00:13:47,903
A-And besides, it's good
to be honest about who you are.
343
00:13:48,003 --> 00:13:50,873
Yeah. It's also good to floss
every day, but nobody does that.
344
00:13:50,939 --> 00:13:52,074
Whoa. What?!
345
00:13:52,174 --> 00:13:54,409
That is nasty.
346
00:13:54,509 --> 00:13:56,111
This is actually
a great debate topic --
347
00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:58,580
whether to be completely
transparent on the first date...
348
00:13:58,680 --> 00:13:59,615
...or make a great
fake version of yourself
349
00:13:59,715 --> 00:14:02,351
so that the person
gets so sucked in
350
00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:04,753
they don't run away screaming
when they meet the real you.
351
00:14:04,853 --> 00:14:06,121
Guys, there's no way
Mr. Escalante
352
00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:06,755
wants me to debate him
about that.
353
00:14:06,855 --> 00:14:07,956
Pro...
354
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:11,426
...women love transparency
and they hate playing games.
355
00:14:11,526 --> 00:14:13,095
Con --
Women say those things,
356
00:14:13,195 --> 00:14:14,630
but they don't actually
mean them.
357
00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:16,198
[ Bell chimes ]
358
00:14:16,265 --> 00:14:17,633
I'm really sorry
to hear that.
359
00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:19,568
But withholding information
is how you end up
360
00:14:19,635 --> 00:14:21,303
in a five-year relationship
with a woman
361
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:22,771
who expects you to give daily
insulin injections to her cat
362
00:14:22,871 --> 00:14:25,474
but never once tries to get
along with your sweet mother.
363
00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:28,610
That feels
very specific.
364
00:14:28,710 --> 00:14:30,946
Con -- When you're trying to
sell a house,
365
00:14:31,046 --> 00:14:32,147
you don't scare off
potential home buyers
366
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:35,584
by showing them all the crap
in your attic.
367
00:14:35,651 --> 00:14:38,220
Pro -- Is the crap in my attic
all my psychological baggage?
368
00:14:38,287 --> 00:14:40,989
And, yes, I know I'm losing!
369
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,425
Look, Elliot, you are
trying to be a fixer-upper
370
00:14:43,492 --> 00:14:44,593
when you should be
an empty lot.
371
00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:47,629
She wants to find a listing
that she thinks she can afford,
372
00:14:47,729 --> 00:14:49,798
and then you just let her build
her dream house.
373
00:14:49,898 --> 00:14:51,500
Someone's been watching
a lot of "Property Brothers."
374
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:54,336
No woman
should be able to answer
375
00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:56,838
your password security questions
before you've even met.
376
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:57,906
No woman?
377
00:14:57,973 --> 00:14:58,974
Yeah, but --
378
00:14:59,074 --> 00:15:00,475
What if they --
379
00:15:01,476 --> 00:15:02,611
Debate over.
380
00:15:02,678 --> 00:15:05,013
Do I even want to know
the final score?
381
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:05,847
You do not.
382
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:08,450
♪ Baby, you're the queen
of hearts ♪
383
00:15:08,517 --> 00:15:09,851
♪ You know how to play
your cards ♪
384
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,586
♪ You keep 'em facedown ♪
385
00:15:12,521 --> 00:15:14,423
This has been
the worst day.
386
00:15:14,489 --> 00:15:15,991
Guys, this has been
the best day.
387
00:15:16,091 --> 00:15:18,760
Wait. Shouldn't you be studying
with Makayla?
388
00:15:18,827 --> 00:15:20,862
Or, like I like to call
you guys, Makluke.
389
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:21,863
Oh, no.
Actually, it's Lukayla.
390
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:24,700
Oh, my God.
That's so much better.
391
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,268
Well, now it's just Luke.
392
00:15:26,335 --> 00:15:29,037
Oh, that sounds like
none of my business.
393
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,106
Spill it, bud.
What happened?
394
00:15:31,173 --> 00:15:33,475
Well, she was late
to our study session.
395
00:15:33,542 --> 00:15:35,143
Let me guess.
And then she didn't apologize?
396
00:15:35,210 --> 00:15:36,144
No, she totally did.
397
00:15:36,211 --> 00:15:37,546
I knew it.
What?
398
00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:38,714
And then she showed up early
to our next study session,
399
00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:42,784
and I, uh, forced her
into a treadmill war.
400
00:15:42,851 --> 00:15:44,353
Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.
401
00:15:44,453 --> 00:15:46,855
I don't know
what that means.
402
00:15:46,955 --> 00:15:49,791
I don't want to talk about it,
okay?
403
00:15:49,858 --> 00:15:50,859
I see.
404
00:15:50,959 --> 00:15:52,394
So you want to be
a typical guy
405
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:53,395
who doesn't want to seem
vulnerable,
406
00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:56,064
so you're gonna shove all your
feelings inside
407
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:56,665
and just be really mean
to everyone?
408
00:15:56,732 --> 00:16:00,068
Yes!
S-She totally gets it.
409
00:16:00,736 --> 00:16:04,239
Luke, take it from somebody that
knows a lot of dudes like that.
410
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:06,074
Girls like guys
that are open books.
411
00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:06,575
I know I would kill for that.
412
00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:09,811
Oh, shoot!
413
00:16:09,878 --> 00:16:11,713
That's exactly the opposite
of what you told Mr. Escalante.
414
00:16:11,813 --> 00:16:14,216
[ Exhales sharply ]
I got to go.
415
00:16:14,316 --> 00:16:19,254
♪♪
416
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,056
Hey.
417
00:16:21,156 --> 00:16:24,526
I brought over a box of study
supplies you left at my house --
418
00:16:24,593 --> 00:16:28,397
and, weirdly,
your photo of Dick Cheney.
419
00:16:28,497 --> 00:16:30,599
Oh. No.
That's my grandma.
420
00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:31,566
Oh.
421
00:16:31,666 --> 00:16:34,436
Thanks for coming by.
422
00:16:35,404 --> 00:16:38,173
Uh, hold on. My phone's buzzing.
Bzz. Bzz.
423
00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:39,908
I got to take this.
424
00:16:40,008 --> 00:16:41,943
Um, yeah.
Yeah, she's here.
425
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:45,447
No, I haven't told her
I feel really bad
426
00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:48,250
about how I behaved.
427
00:16:49,284 --> 00:16:51,286
You're being
a typical guy!
428
00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:54,256
I've had enough of this bit,
okay?
429
00:16:54,356 --> 00:16:56,758
I got to go, man.
She's all mad.
430
00:16:56,858 --> 00:16:58,727
What's really going on?
431
00:16:58,794 --> 00:16:59,628
I don't know.
432
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:01,730
I-I-I guess I was
just a little jealous
433
00:17:01,797 --> 00:17:05,367
that you ditched me
for the girlz-z-z.
434
00:17:05,434 --> 00:17:06,635
I was just looking
to have
435
00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:08,270
a little bit of fun
with my friends.
436
00:17:08,370 --> 00:17:10,772
I know our moms
always make us study together,
437
00:17:10,872 --> 00:17:15,477
but I guess I just thought
we were friends, you know?
438
00:17:16,378 --> 00:17:18,780
We are.
439
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,283
Cool.
440
00:17:21,383 --> 00:17:22,451
Great.
441
00:17:22,551 --> 00:17:25,487
Why did you torture me
442
00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:28,156
instead of just telling me
your feelings were hurt?
443
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:29,825
Hi. I'm Luke.
I thought we'd met?
444
00:17:29,925 --> 00:17:36,331
♪♪
445
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:37,766
Hey.
446
00:17:37,833 --> 00:17:39,835
I need to tell you something
before your date arrives.
447
00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:41,169
Oh, actually, she --
448
00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,805
which is surprising,
because people always say
449
00:17:43,905 --> 00:17:46,174
that I have my act together
when it comes to relationships.
450
00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:48,076
And do these people live
in your head?
451
00:17:48,143 --> 00:17:49,611
Some of them.
452
00:17:49,678 --> 00:17:50,812
Look,
being open is amazing.
453
00:17:50,912 --> 00:17:53,348
And the girl
who's right for you
454
00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:55,350
should know every odd
and wonderful thing about you,
455
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,519
like how you like
to finger dance competitively
456
00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:58,920
and how you kind of still
believe in the Tooth Fairy.
457
00:17:58,987 --> 00:18:01,323
I'm just saying --
I live alone,
458
00:18:01,423 --> 00:18:03,592
and I still sometimes find money
under my pillow.
459
00:18:03,658 --> 00:18:04,860
So...
460
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,695
Okay.
You can go now.
461
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:09,764
No. It's important because it's
part of the puzzle that is you.
462
00:18:09,831 --> 00:18:11,766
Like how you want to have
a Harry Potter-themed wedding.
463
00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:15,370
Yeah. The tables will be decided
by the Sorting Hat.
464
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:18,306
Okay, chatty Kathy. We're having
a private conversation.
465
00:18:18,373 --> 00:18:21,676
Alicia...meet my date.
466
00:18:21,776 --> 00:18:23,278
Oh, my God.
467
00:18:23,345 --> 00:18:24,546
I'm in your seat!
468
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:26,181
Uh, my butt made it warm.
469
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:27,849
That made it weird.
Okay.
470
00:18:27,949 --> 00:18:30,218
I'm gonna go.
You guys have fun.
471
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:31,386
And, wow, you are so hot.
472
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:36,024
Wait. Hold on. You know about
his, like, weird stuff?
473
00:18:36,124 --> 00:18:37,692
Yeah. I thought it was really
refreshing that he was so open.
474
00:18:37,792 --> 00:18:39,394
[ Laughs ]
I'm Jess.
475
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:43,165
Well, if we're being honest, I
actually made Elliot's profile,
476
00:18:43,231 --> 00:18:44,499
so you're kind of my date.
477
00:18:44,566 --> 00:18:45,800
I love that your motto
is "rosé all day"
478
00:18:45,867 --> 00:18:48,737
and that you are
low maintenance.
479
00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:50,071
'Cause so am I, girl.
480
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,740
She's not.
Like, at all.
481
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:54,676
Wait.
You catfished me?
482
00:18:54,743 --> 00:18:55,477
No! No, no, no.
No, no. No.
483
00:18:55,544 --> 00:18:57,245
She kind of just hijacked
my profile
484
00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,314
and I was too scared
to take it back,
485
00:18:59,381 --> 00:19:01,483
and then the kids at school
were giving me advice --
486
00:19:01,550 --> 00:19:03,151
I'm blowing it?!
487
00:19:03,218 --> 00:19:04,586
No.
Did you just hear yourself?
488
00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,688
[ Both speaking Spanish ]
489
00:19:06,755 --> 00:19:07,756
"Mi date," "my date."
No --
490
00:19:07,856 --> 00:19:10,725
Hey! Come on. Focus --
491
00:19:11,993 --> 00:19:15,597
♪♪
492
00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:18,500
Wow.
She got out of here fast.
493
00:19:18,567 --> 00:19:21,203
[ Exhales sharply ]
Dodged that bullet. Am I right?
494
00:19:21,536 --> 00:19:23,605
Sorry.
495
00:19:24,339 --> 00:19:25,907
Will you please forgive me?
496
00:19:26,007 --> 00:19:29,277
Always.
All right. Come on.
497
00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:31,846
Someone's got to help me eat
these damn table fries.
498
00:19:31,913 --> 00:19:34,115
Oh, oh, oh. Wait.
What about that waitress?
499
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:36,918
You know, I think I'm gonna find
future Mrs. Escalante on my own.
500
00:19:37,018 --> 00:19:39,221
Got it. Yep.
I'm out.
501
00:19:39,287 --> 00:19:41,756
Will you let me believe
my own lie for like one second?
502
00:19:41,856 --> 00:19:43,291
My bad.
[ Laughs ]
503
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:46,728
Oh, also, I need you to say
that I give good advice.
504
00:19:46,795 --> 00:19:49,431
[ Groans ] Okay!
Okay. All right.
505
00:19:49,531 --> 00:19:51,466
You sometimes...
506
00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:52,300
...give good --
507
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,804
No. I can't do it.
Couldn't get there.
508
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:56,605
Geez.
509
00:19:56,705 --> 00:19:59,274
You are gonna find that girl
someday.
510
00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:04,813
Well, fry cheers
to that.
511
00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:05,714
[ Chuckles ]
512
00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:07,749
Hey, I was promised dinner
and a show.
513
00:20:07,816 --> 00:20:09,951
So...let's see some competitive
finger dancing?
514
00:20:10,051 --> 00:20:12,420
No.
You don't want to see that.
515
00:20:12,487 --> 00:20:13,722
No, I do not.
516
00:20:13,788 --> 00:20:15,390
But this is the only time
I'll do it, so...
517
00:20:15,457 --> 00:20:17,592
Five, six, seven, eight.
518
00:20:17,659 --> 00:20:19,828
[ Up-tempo music plays ]
519
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:20,996
Oh! Break dance!
520
00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:24,466
♪♪
521
00:20:24,566 --> 00:20:26,401
[ Bell ringing ]
522
00:20:26,468 --> 00:20:28,336
Hey!
What's up, man?
523
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:30,305
I-I haven't seen you
in the last couple days.
524
00:20:30,405 --> 00:20:31,740
What have you been up to?
525
00:20:31,806 --> 00:20:34,142
You know, just...
learnin' somethin'.
526
00:20:34,242 --> 00:20:35,610
Check this out.
527
00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:43,184
Um, wow.
You learned the Maris Stare?!
528
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:45,654
Yeah.
There's darkness in me.
529
00:20:45,754 --> 00:20:46,821
NBD.
530
00:20:46,921 --> 00:20:48,156
Congratulations.
531
00:20:48,256 --> 00:20:50,425
So, what have you
been up to?
532
00:20:50,492 --> 00:20:51,626
Oh, nothing much.
533
00:20:51,693 --> 00:20:53,862
I got into, like, a thing
with Makayla,
534
00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:55,864
and Ms. Gomez told me
to be honest about my feelings.
535
00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:57,098
Oh.
Did you listen to her?
536
00:20:57,165 --> 00:20:59,534
I did for a sec,
but I think I'm done.
537
00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:03,171
Thank God.
538
00:21:03,271 --> 00:21:04,205
Hey!
539
00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:08,209
That was the second bell.
Get to class.
540
00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:10,278
I-I love class.
541
00:21:10,345 --> 00:21:12,514
I'm just gonna stand
and...
542
00:21:12,614 --> 00:21:15,050
enjoy the hallway air
for a second.
543
00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:16,217
Are ya?
544
00:21:18,219 --> 00:21:19,988
That's really cute.
545
00:21:20,055 --> 00:21:23,024
But you have your stare
turned up to full volume.
546
00:21:23,124 --> 00:21:27,062
I haven't even touched my dial
yet.
547
00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:28,463
But you know what?
548
00:21:28,530 --> 00:21:31,166
I can blast it on full power
if you like.
549
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:35,537
It's...your...call.
550
00:21:36,204 --> 00:21:38,573
No. Yeah.
You were totally right.
551
00:21:38,673 --> 00:21:41,142
That was second bell.
I'm gonna go.
552
00:21:41,209 --> 00:21:44,145
Smart kid.
553
00:21:44,212 --> 00:21:45,880
♪ Up down, right down ♪
554
00:21:45,980 --> 00:21:49,984
♪ Looking for your love
right now ♪
555
00:21:50,051 --> 00:21:50,919
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
556
00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:53,855
♪ Up down, all around ♪
557
00:21:53,922 --> 00:21:56,825
♪ Turn my stomach upside down ♪
558
00:21:56,891 --> 00:21:58,927
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
559
00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:01,496
♪ Down south, hood baby ♪
560
00:22:01,563 --> 00:22:02,597
♪ Hood baby ♪
561
00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:04,265
♪ Make all the girls go crazy ♪
562
00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:06,067
♪ Go, go, go stupid ♪
563
00:22:06,167 --> 00:22:06,901
♪ But you smart
like an A-plus student ♪
564
00:22:07,001 --> 00:22:09,871
♪ Up down, right down ♪
565
00:22:09,938 --> 00:22:12,941
♪ Looking for your love
right now ♪
566
00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,943
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
567
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:17,879
♪ Up down, all around ♪
568
00:22:17,946 --> 00:22:20,782
♪ Turn my stomach upside down ♪
569
00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:24,085
♪ La, la, la, la ♪