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♪♪
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♪ Dy-na-na-na, na-na,
na-na, ayy ♪
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♪ Dy-na-na-na, na-na,
na-na, ayy ♪
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[ School bell rings ]
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I didn't get
any sleep last night.
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I was up working
on my coding project.
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Turned out good, though.
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I already had
swim practice today,
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have a trig test later,
and AP French presentation.
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Nice!
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But French is
a dead language.
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Everybody taking Japanese
say "Mochiron da yo!"
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Mochiron da yo.
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Come on, buddy,
get amped.
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Your energy
is down here, right,
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and I need it up here.
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Ryan Porter's party invites
drop today.
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It's gonna be epic.
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♪ Ba, ba ♪
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[ Humming ]
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Bah!
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Can you believe
because we're women,
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we're gonna earn
17.7% less than Mister...
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[ Imitates Luke
humming ]
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[ School bell rings ]
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"Meet me
in the library"?
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Let's go.
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Sorry, but, um,
as a rule,
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I don't follow
suspicious notes
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to a second location,
so...
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No, come on, Miles,
I'm curious now.
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Hey, Luke, grab the lectern
in case we need it.
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You don't get to tell me
what to do.
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I'm grabbing it.
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♪♪
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Alicia: Oh, there's my class!
Welcome to Honors Debate.
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I'm your new teacher,
Ms. Gomez,
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but call me Alicia,
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Or "My Shero."
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Little too much?
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You probably didn't need
the word "little,"
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but yeah.
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[ Chuckles ] Okay.
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Principal Maris left me
an attendance list,
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but I don't know
who's who, so...
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I'll start. I'm --
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I want to see if I can make
a better second impression
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by matching the name
to the vibe.
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[ Sighs ] Robyn.
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Sounds cool, sounds edgy.
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You?
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Yeah.
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Makes you Makayla?
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Yes.
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And now
the wall of dudes!
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I'm gonna go with
Terrell, Miles, Luke.
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That's amaz--
How did you do that?
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It's my gift.
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That, and she included
your pictures
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next to your names.
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[ Laughs ]
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Gotcha.
I'm really proud of that.
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Let's start class.
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♪♪
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Hey, uh, what happened
to your old teacher, anyway?
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Oh, Mr. Stasseson
watched an X Games promo,
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went full-on
midlife crisis,
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and decided
to try snowboarding.
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Did he got a concussion
or break a bone or something?
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That depends.
Are teeth bones?
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'Cause then,
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yeah, all of them.
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May I ask a question?
Why are we in the library?
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You guys are in traditional
classrooms all day long,
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and it's always been
a part of my teaching sell
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to, like, switch things up.
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Really? Okay.
Where did you teach before?
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Nowhere.
This is my first time.
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But I'm feeling
really good about it.
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Don't worry.
I got this.
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So, uh,
FightingFoxesRule.
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Okay!
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That's
the Wi-Fi password,
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so we will teach
ourselves
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while you do what all the other
substitute teachers do --
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check your 'Gram,
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uh, listen to
murder podcasts, whatever.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Hey, dude.
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Not a sub.
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Permanent teacher
in charge of your grade.
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Uh-oh!
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Think we got off
on the wrong foot, Ali.
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Can I call you Ali?
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Absolutely not.
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Okay.
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According to the syllabus,
you are debating...
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cancel culture.
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Does anybody want to
start us off?
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Always happy
to go first.
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Cancel culture originated
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to protect minorities from --
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Oh, wait, that is the
textbook definition, Terrell.
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And I really want to know
how it makes you feel.
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Well, it's definitely
making me regret
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the whole
"happy to go first" thing.
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Look, eventually, somebody's
going to ask you guys
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for your personal opinion
on something,
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and if you don't have one,
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it's gonna bite you GPA junkies
on the ass.
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Can she call us
junkies?
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Well, you can't leave out
the GPA part,
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'cause that
might get me fired,
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maybe even canceled.
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You see what I did there?
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I brought it all the way back.
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That was a really good
teaching moment, huh?
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And she's sitting
next to me.
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Oh, I like to move
around a lot,
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so you might want to get
used to it.
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Alright. Anybody have
an actual opinion?
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All right, fine.
Cancel culture sucks.
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Look, I'm captain
of the swim team,
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and college recruiters
are all up in my Insta.
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I'm always sweatin'
making a mistake,
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in or out of the pool.
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I'll be back.
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So, do you guys feel like,
if you make one mistake,
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it's gonna ruin
your whole life?
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Are you familiar
with the Internet?
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Truth is,
we've worked way too hard
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to let anything
jeopardize our futures,
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in or out of the pool.
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You really like saying that,
don't you?
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I really do.
[ Chuckles ]
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Okay, but we can't make all
of our decisions based on fear.
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Uh, Miles, what is the biggest
risk you've taken this year?
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I don't know.
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Probably attending class
in the library.
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♪♪
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[ Grunting ]
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Give me my Pop-Tart!
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Ms. Gomez.
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Principle Maris. Hi.
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How is your first day
going?
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It actually started out
kind of rough --
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You know what?
That's my fault.
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I'm not in the mood
for small talk today.
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Um, this is from
the Parents' Association.
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Ooh, welcome basket.
Nice!
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Mm, it's actually
more of a "Warning Basket."
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You teach
an advanced elective
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full of academically
obsessed teens.
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Shocker --
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the parents are
even more obsessed.
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Like in a good way, right?
[ Chuckles nervously ]
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Yes, because obsession is
usually a positive thing.
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Anyhoo, um,
all these parents care about
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is getting their
oh-so-very special children
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into elite colleges.
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And if they feel that you're
derailing that in any way,
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they're gonna make it
my problem,
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which, in turn,
will be your problem.
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Hence the Warning Basket.
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Enjoy.
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Yeah, no,
message received
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and processed and...
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received.
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I couldn't think of
a third word.
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I'm so sorry.
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You're a little scared of me,
aren't you?
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Yes, I am.
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That is so sweet.
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Look, you have to understand
all the issues
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that these young kids
are going through,
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but you were one of them
like 10 minutes ago.
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I mean...
the way you carry yourself,
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your complete
unearned confidence.
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Honestly, it's like
you're still one of them.
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You don't seem happy
about that.
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It's not my favorite.
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Still, with your past,
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I think you have
a unique ability
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to connect
with these kids.
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Or not.
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In which case,
no biggie,
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we'll move on.
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[ Chuckles ] Yeah.
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Just, like, let me know
either way.
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Don't make me like you.
That's not fair.
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♪♪
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Miles:
Our names aren't on the list.
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No surprise, really.
You and I never get invited.
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Okay. I know that this
is a popularity thing.
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But I thought I might
pull the invite this year.
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After all,
I came back 3 inches taller.
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I upgraded my look
to business casual.
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My voice is lower.
[ Chuckles ]
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[ Deep voice ]
'Sup, Sarah?
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FYI, I'm getting
my driver's license
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five months
from yesterday.
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That exchange went a lot better
in your head, didn't it?
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Yes, it did.
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Live and ya learn.
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I really enjoy her.
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[ Normal voice ]
Whatever!
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She's missing out,
'cause I'm like Tesla --
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my stock is on the rise.
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Miles: Hey, guys.
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Hey, I just saw the invites.
Are you guys okay?
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Yeah, thanks.
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It would've been nice
to be included.
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If it makes you feel
any better,
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I never go to Ryan's
lame-ass parties.
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Why?!
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If it weren't
for my practice
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and physics lab,
I would be there.
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Those parties
are epic.
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Really? 'Cause you're
talking to our friends
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who weren't invited.
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Right!
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Parties suck.
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Yeah.
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♪♪
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[ Sighs ]
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♪♪
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Hey.
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Just help yourself.
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I-I'm much more interested
in hearing how your first day --
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Oh, you got gummy worms?!
[ Laughs ]
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I'm Elliot.
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Hey. Alicia.
What do you teach?
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The truth.
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Actually, English.
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And I also coach J.V. basketball
and supervise the A.V. Club.
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So if you need help
with your SMART Board
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or your jump shot,
I'm your guy.
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Wow. You're really into
this teaching thing, huh?
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I'm a teacher, so...
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yeah.
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I just wanted a job where
we could leave at 3:00 p.m.
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and still score
health insurance.
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You do know you got to
grade papers and homework
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after school, right?
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You do know
I teach debate, right?
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You argue,
you get an A.
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Look, I tried the whole
"all work, all day" thing.
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It did not go well.
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I'm talking like...
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[ Imitates explosion,
screams ]
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Can't wait to hear
the story.
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Mm. You should turn your dial
to disappointment
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'cause that story
will never be told.
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Look, uh, cool teach
to cool teach,
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our job,
it's not like other gigs.
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Teaching's a calling.
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You can't be great at it
and not get sucked in.
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I'm not getting sucked in,
though.
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Well, I've heard that before,
but you're like --
261
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you're like a fish
262
00:09:43,959 --> 00:09:45,260
just staring
at a worm on a hook.
263
00:09:45,327 --> 00:09:47,129
You're saying
you're not gonna eat it.
264
00:09:47,196 --> 00:09:51,000
But after a while, you think,
"Um, maybe just a bite."
265
00:09:51,100 --> 00:09:52,034
[ Chuckles ]
266
00:09:52,134 --> 00:09:53,369
I'm not eating a worm,
dude.
267
00:09:53,469 --> 00:09:54,770
Oh, I'm calling you
"early bird,"
268
00:09:54,837 --> 00:09:56,872
'cause you will go to town
on that worm.
269
00:09:57,973 --> 00:10:00,175
Then, uh-oh,
you got a taste for 'em.
270
00:10:00,275 --> 00:10:01,377
Next thing you know,
271
00:10:01,477 --> 00:10:02,711
you're not just giving
a student extra help.
272
00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,046
You're taking them
on guided tours
273
00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:06,281
of 18 out of the 21
California missions.
274
00:10:06,348 --> 00:10:07,549
[ Chuckles ]
275
00:10:08,450 --> 00:10:09,952
Oh, my God, Elliot.
Did you actually do that?
276
00:10:10,019 --> 00:10:11,553
[ Mumbles ]
It's not important.
277
00:10:12,454 --> 00:10:15,624
♪ This is gettin' heavy,
can you hear the bass boom? ♪
278
00:10:15,691 --> 00:10:18,394
And that pretty much
sums up cancel culture.
279
00:10:18,494 --> 00:10:20,195
I yield my time.
280
00:10:20,295 --> 00:10:21,563
[ Thud ]
281
00:10:22,531 --> 00:10:24,967
Okay, is Luke definitely
doing our debate conclusion?
282
00:10:25,034 --> 00:10:27,036
Because you can't keep
ending every argument with,
283
00:10:27,136 --> 00:10:30,572
"As a future U.S. Senator,
I know I am right."
284
00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:32,808
You can if it's true.
285
00:10:33,742 --> 00:10:36,512
God, grant me the confidence
of a white man.
286
00:10:38,313 --> 00:10:40,015
Guys, our first
inter-school debate
287
00:10:40,082 --> 00:10:41,850
is not for a couple weeks,
so we don't need to
288
00:10:41,917 --> 00:10:44,053
figure out
who opens and closes yet.
289
00:10:44,153 --> 00:10:46,555
More importantly,
you're all too formal.
290
00:10:46,655 --> 00:10:49,224
You're defeating the purpose
of the casual classroom.
291
00:10:49,324 --> 00:10:51,160
Come on, spread out.
Get comfy.
292
00:10:52,194 --> 00:10:54,029
Extra credit
if you spread out.
293
00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:58,434
Come on!
This library setup is legit.
294
00:10:58,534 --> 00:11:00,936
The water fountain up there --
best one in the school.
295
00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:02,337
The water is ice-cold.
296
00:11:02,404 --> 00:11:05,107
All in favor of making
the relocation permanent.
297
00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:06,175
No way!
298
00:11:06,241 --> 00:11:07,743
Miles,
it was a fake vote.
299
00:11:07,843 --> 00:11:10,112
Did you not hear
how cold the water is?
300
00:11:10,212 --> 00:11:11,246
Sorry.
301
00:11:11,346 --> 00:11:14,283
I just got invited
to Ryan's party.
302
00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:15,584
Nice!
303
00:11:15,684 --> 00:11:18,053
Hey, I'm betting I'll get added
to the list, too.
304
00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:19,955
[ Chuckles ]
Refreshing.
305
00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:23,759
Refreshing.
306
00:11:24,626 --> 00:11:26,128
Found out
why I got neg.
307
00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:27,796
Short Sarah
told Tall Sarah
308
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:30,766
to tell Ryan's girlfriend,
Vegan Sarah, not to invite me,
309
00:11:30,866 --> 00:11:32,067
'cause on our group text,
310
00:11:32,134 --> 00:11:33,802
I hit "thumbs down"
instead of "haha"
311
00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:35,571
on her joke about oat milk.
312
00:11:35,637 --> 00:11:37,806
Hey, anyone need a refill?
313
00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,141
Yes, please.
314
00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:40,642
Still not going,
though.
315
00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:43,245
My parents want me to work
on Model UN with Luke.
316
00:11:43,312 --> 00:11:44,379
Well, y'all know I'm out.
317
00:11:44,446 --> 00:11:45,781
I'm teaching chess club
318
00:11:45,881 --> 00:11:47,282
how to play "Overwatch" tonight
for 100 bucks.
319
00:11:47,382 --> 00:11:49,985
What?
You charged me $300!
320
00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:52,121
That was
the asshat tax.
321
00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:54,823
Wait, my invite says,
322
00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:56,658
"You don't have to come
if you're too busy."
323
00:11:57,726 --> 00:12:00,929
Oof. Um, I'm sorry, dude,
but that sounds like a mom-vite.
324
00:12:00,996 --> 00:12:02,297
Terrell: Whoa, whoa.
Hold on, now.
325
00:12:02,397 --> 00:12:04,266
Does your mom
even know Ryan's mom?
326
00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:06,001
They're yoga besties.
327
00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:08,804
Aww!
Old lady squad goals.
328
00:12:09,671 --> 00:12:11,073
But definite mom-vite.
329
00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:13,842
Hey, skip the party.
Okay?
330
00:12:14,676 --> 00:12:17,780
No, definitely go.
Dude, it is our way in.
331
00:12:17,846 --> 00:12:19,515
Don't take advice
from Model UN over here.
332
00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:20,682
Come on.
333
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:22,651
[ Indistinct shouting ]
334
00:12:22,751 --> 00:12:23,919
Alicia: Hey, guys.
335
00:12:23,986 --> 00:12:26,755
Shouldn't this be
about what Miles wants?
336
00:12:28,023 --> 00:12:30,359
Hey, how did getting
the invite make you feel?
337
00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:32,928
Uh, psyched, I guess.
338
00:12:32,995 --> 00:12:35,330
Then don't let fear
keep you from saying yes.
339
00:12:35,430 --> 00:12:37,699
Go dance with a stranger.
340
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,501
I don't know,
eat an entire coffee cake.
341
00:12:39,601 --> 00:12:41,303
Unfriend your mom
on Facebook.
342
00:12:46,542 --> 00:12:48,377
Okay, I'm in.
343
00:12:48,477 --> 00:12:50,679
Taking risks.
I love it.
344
00:12:50,779 --> 00:12:52,047
[ School bell rings ]
345
00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:54,449
Alright.
Have a good weekend.
346
00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:56,218
Hey, great job.
347
00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:58,520
Oh, thank you so much.
348
00:12:58,620 --> 00:12:59,655
What'd I do?
349
00:12:59,721 --> 00:13:00,856
Look.
350
00:13:00,956 --> 00:13:03,525
Ryan and his crew
pick on people for fun.
351
00:13:03,625 --> 00:13:05,994
Miles is too genuine.
They're gonna crush him.
352
00:13:06,061 --> 00:13:08,197
Well, you --
you can't be sure of that.
353
00:13:08,297 --> 00:13:09,665
Maybe Miles
will surprise you.
354
00:13:09,731 --> 00:13:13,068
Maybe he'll be strong
and confident and...
355
00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:14,236
strong.
356
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:16,505
Why can't I ever think
of a third word?
357
00:13:16,572 --> 00:13:18,574
Okay, my shero.
358
00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:22,811
♪♪
359
00:13:22,878 --> 00:13:24,046
No, no.
360
00:13:24,146 --> 00:13:25,514
My hair is way too short
to go out tonight.
361
00:13:25,581 --> 00:13:28,684
Aren't there any parties
like six weeks from now?
362
00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:30,252
You always do this.
363
00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:31,987
What is the worst
that could happen?
364
00:13:32,054 --> 00:13:33,355
I do something stupid.
365
00:13:33,422 --> 00:13:34,923
When I walk home,
I'm so in my head,
366
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,325
I get hit by a bus,
367
00:13:36,391 --> 00:13:39,661
and at my funeral,
my hair is six weeks too short!
368
00:13:39,728 --> 00:13:42,364
This is a big moment
for us, man.
369
00:13:42,431 --> 00:13:46,001
Just this once,
can you try to be optimistic?
370
00:13:46,768 --> 00:13:48,036
Ryan doesn't
want me there.
371
00:13:48,103 --> 00:13:49,404
Nailed it.
372
00:13:51,340 --> 00:13:54,843
Just think of all the hot guys
you'll get to meet,
373
00:13:54,910 --> 00:13:57,279
and when we both
get the invite next time,
374
00:13:57,379 --> 00:14:01,116
think of all the hot girls
who will get to meet me.
375
00:14:02,718 --> 00:14:04,953
Besides, you remember
what Ali said in class?
376
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,221
Not to call her Ali.
377
00:14:06,288 --> 00:14:08,757
[ Scoffs ] That doesn't
sound like Ali.
378
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:12,761
You can't let fear
keep you from saying yes.
379
00:14:12,861 --> 00:14:14,596
And I need you
to understand,
380
00:14:14,696 --> 00:14:17,699
when fear talks to me,
I listen.
381
00:14:17,766 --> 00:14:20,702
Fear kept me
from getting frosted tips.
382
00:14:20,769 --> 00:14:21,970
Fear is my friend.
383
00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,972
Okay. I hear ya.
384
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:26,208
Forget the party.
385
00:14:26,275 --> 00:14:27,476
[ Sighs ]
386
00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:29,144
You're still gonna make me go,
aren't you?
387
00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:32,481
Yep. You leave in...
30 minutes!
388
00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:38,820
♪♪
389
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:43,058
[ Cellphone plays "Everything is
Awesome!" ringtone ]
390
00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:44,927
Hey, you've reached Elliott.
This is a live person.
391
00:14:44,993 --> 00:14:47,162
Leave a message.
392
00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:48,597
Hello?
393
00:14:48,664 --> 00:14:51,500
You are so lucky
I'm not the dork police.
394
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:54,670
Yeah, psht, I've been hassled
by them before.
395
00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:56,505
Hey, uh, do you know
396
00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:58,674
Miles Alvarez's
social media handle?
397
00:14:58,774 --> 00:15:01,310
I gave him advice --
398
00:15:01,410 --> 00:15:04,479
So, you are at home
on your own time,
399
00:15:04,579 --> 00:15:06,114
and you're worried
about a student?
400
00:15:06,181 --> 00:15:08,483
Would you like some Sriracha
with that worm?
401
00:15:08,583 --> 00:15:10,285
They're much better spicy.
402
00:15:10,352 --> 00:15:12,487
I'm not worried.
403
00:15:12,587 --> 00:15:14,122
Admit it,
or I won't help you.
404
00:15:19,861 --> 00:15:23,131
Okay, you don't have to.
I'll help you anyway.
405
00:15:23,198 --> 00:15:25,300
Miles and I follow each other
on Insta.
406
00:15:25,367 --> 00:15:27,836
Hold up. My iPad's still
connected to the SMART Board.
407
00:15:27,936 --> 00:15:29,271
Oh, my God!
408
00:15:29,338 --> 00:15:30,806
It's 7:00 on a Friday.
409
00:15:30,872 --> 00:15:32,007
Are you still at school?
410
00:15:32,107 --> 00:15:33,308
No! What are you
talking about?
411
00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:35,610
I'm at the club.
[ Imitates dance music ]
412
00:15:35,677 --> 00:15:37,546
Turn that music down!
413
00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:40,382
Okay, fine. Yes.
I'm here, okay?
414
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:42,818
Just text me
when you find his info, okay?
415
00:15:42,884 --> 00:15:44,052
Okay, done and done.
416
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,654
Call me abacus,
'cause you can count on --
417
00:15:47,289 --> 00:15:48,223
Hello?
418
00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:51,193
♪♪
419
00:15:51,293 --> 00:15:53,729
Oh, Miles promised
he'd livestream the party.
420
00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:55,530
Do you mind
if we take a break?
421
00:15:55,630 --> 00:15:56,965
Even though
it's Friday night
422
00:15:57,032 --> 00:15:58,500
and we're studying
for Model UN,
423
00:15:58,567 --> 00:16:00,202
I want to do this
forever.
424
00:16:01,636 --> 00:16:03,538
Get it.
425
00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:09,511
Okay.
426
00:16:09,578 --> 00:16:11,346
I'm here.
427
00:16:11,413 --> 00:16:13,081
Waving hello to no one.
428
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:15,417
Hey.
429
00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,152
And now I'm leaving.
430
00:16:17,219 --> 00:16:19,755
Alvarez, you came!
431
00:16:19,855 --> 00:16:22,324
Wow.
That sweater is green.
432
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:25,861
Bro, you look like
Pickle Rick.
433
00:16:25,927 --> 00:16:27,829
Pickle Miles.
434
00:16:27,896 --> 00:16:29,197
Wow.
435
00:16:29,264 --> 00:16:32,000
I do not like
that Ryan at all.
436
00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:33,568
I got to go tell
my mom.
437
00:16:33,668 --> 00:16:35,370
She'll be stoked
you're here.
438
00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:38,573
Mom-vite -- knew it.
439
00:16:38,673 --> 00:16:40,175
Aw, man! Mom-vite.
440
00:16:40,242 --> 00:16:41,843
Mm, frickin' mom-vite.
441
00:16:41,910 --> 00:16:43,779
Aw, mom-vitation.
442
00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:45,914
Aw, sweetie.
443
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:51,686
[ Video chat rings ]
444
00:16:51,753 --> 00:16:53,188
What are you doing?
445
00:16:53,255 --> 00:16:56,224
Hiding, thinking about
drowning myself in the toilet.
446
00:16:56,291 --> 00:16:58,593
Alright, dude.
You got to get back out there.
447
00:16:58,693 --> 00:16:59,961
I mean, at Ryan's parties,
448
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:01,963
there's always guys
playing "Fortnite."
449
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,965
Go show off.
You almost beat me once.
450
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:05,467
Nah, I don't think I can.
451
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:06,802
You just got to own it.
452
00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:09,304
Alright. Work it.
Model faces.
453
00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:10,772
Duck face.
454
00:17:12,874 --> 00:17:13,942
Smize.
455
00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:15,710
Prune.
456
00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:18,780
Alright.
Give me one of the Olsen twins.
457
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:22,217
[ Laughs ]
458
00:17:22,284 --> 00:17:24,119
[ Chuckles ]
459
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,222
You're ready.
Get back out there.
460
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:30,325
Ryan is going at your friend
pretty hard.
461
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:33,328
Oh, no, no.
My boy's gonna turn it around.
462
00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:35,097
Um, no offense,
463
00:17:35,163 --> 00:17:38,400
but why do they call you
Tall Sarah?
464
00:17:38,467 --> 00:17:40,635
It's an old nickname.
465
00:17:40,735 --> 00:17:43,405
In preschool,
I might've been a giant.
466
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:48,176
-Ohh!
-Oh.
467
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,344
You play claw grip?
468
00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:50,479
Noice.
469
00:17:50,579 --> 00:17:51,913
I've got skills.
470
00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:53,281
They're multiplying.
471
00:17:53,348 --> 00:17:54,950
That's a line from "Grease."
472
00:17:56,518 --> 00:17:58,086
I'm told.
473
00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:02,691
Yo, Alvarez squads up
with me next.
474
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:03,992
I can't believe
he bounced back.
475
00:18:04,092 --> 00:18:05,260
I can't believe
I'm not there.
476
00:18:05,327 --> 00:18:07,262
I can't believe Ryan
doesn't know "Grease."
477
00:18:07,329 --> 00:18:09,531
You know what?
I'm happy for Miles.
478
00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:11,500
Me too.
[ Chuckles ]
479
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:14,169
Hey, you know this is
the boys' locker room, right?
480
00:18:14,269 --> 00:18:15,604
Calm down.
481
00:18:15,670 --> 00:18:18,006
Yeah.
Nobody's naked.
482
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:21,376
You and I might date.
483
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:23,111
I haven't decided yet.
484
00:18:24,713 --> 00:18:26,381
Wait. What now?
485
00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:28,049
Did y'all hear?
486
00:18:29,284 --> 00:18:31,386
Come on.
487
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:32,954
Oh, hey, Mrs. P,
488
00:18:33,021 --> 00:18:35,390
I just wanted to thank you
for the mom-vite.
489
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,393
Check out Miles
owning it.
490
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:39,828
You're chill.
491
00:18:39,895 --> 00:18:41,696
Why do you always
hang around that guy, Luke?
492
00:18:41,796 --> 00:18:43,131
Awesome.
493
00:18:43,198 --> 00:18:44,666
Wait, what?
494
00:18:44,733 --> 00:18:46,067
He texted me twice,
495
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,069
asking if it was a mistake
he wasn't invited,
496
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:51,173
and then a third time
asking for my mom's number.
497
00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:54,509
That's crazy desperate,
right?
498
00:18:55,577 --> 00:18:56,545
Come on, bro.
499
00:18:56,645 --> 00:18:59,014
Just admit it.
500
00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,248
Um...
501
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:02,083
Yeah, I guess...
502
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,486
sometimes Luke
can be a little...
503
00:19:04,553 --> 00:19:06,988
I don't know...
thirsty.
504
00:19:07,055 --> 00:19:09,558
Crowd: Ohhh!
505
00:19:09,658 --> 00:19:10,759
Verified --
506
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:13,662
Luke Burrows
is a thirsty boy.
507
00:19:13,728 --> 00:19:15,430
His own best friend.
508
00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:17,165
[ Inhales sharply ]
That's got to sting.
509
00:19:17,232 --> 00:19:18,867
Ohh!
510
00:19:18,934 --> 00:19:20,068
Ohh!
511
00:19:20,168 --> 00:19:21,169
Ooh!
512
00:19:21,236 --> 00:19:22,871
No, dude!
513
00:19:22,938 --> 00:19:24,239
Oooh!
514
00:19:24,339 --> 00:19:25,774
Fart!
515
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,776
So...
516
00:19:30,111 --> 00:19:31,213
Model UN?
517
00:19:32,781 --> 00:19:35,417
What the hell
is a thirsty boy?
518
00:19:35,517 --> 00:19:40,455
♪♪
519
00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:42,524
I really appreciate
you guys checking on me.
520
00:19:42,591 --> 00:19:44,192
Yeah, you know
we got your back.
521
00:19:44,259 --> 00:19:45,961
Plus, I love
these muffins.
522
00:19:47,028 --> 00:19:49,631
[ Doorbell dings ]
523
00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:51,066
[ Door closes ]
524
00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:55,604
Um...
525
00:19:55,704 --> 00:19:57,038
Carol said
you were here.
526
00:19:57,105 --> 00:19:58,607
Who's Carol?
527
00:19:58,707 --> 00:19:59,774
Okay.
528
00:19:59,874 --> 00:20:00,875
"Thirsty"?
529
00:20:00,942 --> 00:20:01,943
How could you say that?
530
00:20:02,043 --> 00:20:03,445
I know.
Just let me explain.
531
00:20:03,545 --> 00:20:08,049
No. I defend you to anybody
who says stuff -- anybody.
532
00:20:08,116 --> 00:20:10,819
Karate class, third grade --
You forgot your gi
533
00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:12,554
and had to wear
your mom's pink shortie robe,
534
00:20:12,621 --> 00:20:14,055
which she keeps
in her purse
535
00:20:14,122 --> 00:20:16,324
for reasons that
we don't want to think about.
536
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,827
People laughed.
537
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:20,262
I defended you,
538
00:20:20,328 --> 00:20:22,230
but you can't speak up
to that jerk?
539
00:20:22,297 --> 00:20:25,000
You are that desperate
to be at some stupid party?
540
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:27,168
Quit pretending like
you didn't care about the party.
541
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,771
You only pushed me to go
so that you could have your in,
542
00:20:29,838 --> 00:20:31,940
your "stock's on the rise"
or whatever.
543
00:20:32,007 --> 00:20:33,341
Who says stuff like that?
544
00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:36,177
People who like
financial sector metaphors.
545
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:37,812
That's who.
546
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:42,817
Well, guess what?
547
00:20:42,917 --> 00:20:44,352
It's a little thirsty.
548
00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:48,290
You know what, Miles?
549
00:20:48,356 --> 00:20:49,524
That's it.
550
00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:51,326
We're done.
Good luck on your own.
551
00:20:51,426 --> 00:20:52,360
Oh, no.
552
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,595
What am I gonna do?
553
00:20:53,662 --> 00:20:55,864
Are you kidding me,
man?
554
00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:58,366
You are so afraid
of everything.
555
00:20:58,466 --> 00:20:59,534
If it weren't for me,
556
00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:02,871
you would never leave
your house.
557
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:06,608
♪♪
558
00:21:06,675 --> 00:21:08,877
[ Bell dings ]
559
00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:10,178
♪♪
560
00:21:10,278 --> 00:21:12,013
Did you guys know
that Tall Sarah
561
00:21:12,113 --> 00:21:14,182
is actually shorter
than Short Sarah?
562
00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:17,218
Not the time.
563
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:21,990
♪♪
564
00:21:22,057 --> 00:21:24,559
[ School bell rings ]
565
00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:26,394
♪♪
566
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:27,562
No.
567
00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:28,663
Ms. Gomez.
568
00:21:28,730 --> 00:21:30,665
That is
a great color on you.
569
00:21:30,732 --> 00:21:31,900
Is it?
570
00:21:33,568 --> 00:21:35,036
How was your weekend?
571
00:21:35,136 --> 00:21:36,471
You don't like
small talk.
572
00:21:36,538 --> 00:21:38,406
You don't care,
so this feels like a trap.
573
00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:40,041
Well done.
574
00:21:40,141 --> 00:21:41,743
You passed
the first test.
575
00:21:41,843 --> 00:21:45,347
My weekend
was super fun.
576
00:21:45,413 --> 00:21:47,849
Got some texts
from the parents,
577
00:21:47,916 --> 00:21:50,852
and you know
how I love the parents.
578
00:21:50,919 --> 00:21:52,387
Something about
you convincing someone
579
00:21:52,487 --> 00:21:55,523
to go to a party
and thirsty boys.
580
00:21:55,590 --> 00:21:56,725
I told them
you'd handle it.
581
00:21:56,825 --> 00:21:58,193
You're smiling,
582
00:21:58,259 --> 00:22:00,095
but your eyes are chopping me
into little pieces.
583
00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:02,063
Always believe the eyes.
584
00:22:02,163 --> 00:22:10,538
♪♪
585
00:22:10,605 --> 00:22:11,606
[ Sighs ]
586
00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:14,442
If only
someone saw this coming.
587
00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:15,944
Yeah.
588
00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:25,286
[ Sighs ]
589
00:22:26,121 --> 00:22:30,358
Okay, cancel culture. Yeah?
Let's dive back in.
590
00:22:30,425 --> 00:22:32,727
Uh, if someone does
something egregious,
591
00:22:32,794 --> 00:22:35,897
is it okay to call them out
and have them disappear forever?
592
00:22:35,964 --> 00:22:38,466
Anyone want to say
anything?
593
00:22:40,869 --> 00:22:42,137
Anyone?
594
00:22:46,941 --> 00:22:48,576
Just do it!
595
00:22:50,912 --> 00:22:53,081
Um...people
do need to know
596
00:22:53,148 --> 00:22:55,750
that there are consequences
for their behavior.
597
00:22:56,651 --> 00:22:59,320
Especially
if they deserve it.
598
00:23:00,655 --> 00:23:03,992
But who decides
if they deserve it?
599
00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:07,729
Think about it --
is every mistake one and done,
600
00:23:07,796 --> 00:23:10,165
or do people deserve
second chances?
601
00:23:10,265 --> 00:23:13,501
Because that's how we make
change in the world.
602
00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:15,303
Luke?
603
00:23:17,672 --> 00:23:19,174
Miles?
604
00:23:20,108 --> 00:23:21,643
I'll go. Um...
605
00:23:23,478 --> 00:23:26,014
I understand wanting
to cancel somebody
606
00:23:26,114 --> 00:23:29,617
if he said something
stupid and hurtful.
607
00:23:32,987 --> 00:23:34,522
Ow! Okay.
608
00:23:37,192 --> 00:23:41,196
Well, as a future Senator...
[ Chuckles ]
609
00:23:41,296 --> 00:23:46,167
I know everyone deserves
a chance to apologize,
610
00:23:46,267 --> 00:23:49,337
especially since
I didn't behave so well myself.
611
00:23:49,437 --> 00:23:52,006
I can't believe
I said all that stuff.
612
00:23:52,106 --> 00:23:54,209
I was nervous,
and I panicked.
613
00:23:54,309 --> 00:23:55,710
I'm really sorry.
614
00:23:55,810 --> 00:23:59,047
I get it, man.
I do, but...
615
00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:00,548
just to keep it 100,
616
00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:03,151
it's gonna take me a while
to get over it.
617
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:05,720
I understand.
618
00:24:07,889 --> 00:24:10,558
Okay, over it!
Tell me everything.
619
00:24:11,459 --> 00:24:12,827
Headline -- Ryan's room
620
00:24:12,894 --> 00:24:15,129
is filled with
participation trophies.
621
00:24:15,196 --> 00:24:16,631
It's tragic.
622
00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:20,802
Luke: Next time
you're invited to Ryan's,
623
00:24:20,869 --> 00:24:23,738
I promise I will try
not to make it all about me.
624
00:24:23,838 --> 00:24:25,006
Non-issue,
625
00:24:25,073 --> 00:24:27,041
'cause I'm never
going anywhere again.
626
00:24:28,009 --> 00:24:29,577
Whoa! Whoa!
627
00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:31,179
That's the wrong lesson.
628
00:24:31,246 --> 00:24:32,480
What happened
to taking risks?
629
00:24:32,547 --> 00:24:34,816
Tried it.
It's not for me.
630
00:24:34,883 --> 00:24:37,552
Look, I know that
high school is a minefield.
631
00:24:37,652 --> 00:24:39,153
I mean, your parents
are in your ears.
632
00:24:39,220 --> 00:24:40,822
You have to take
the right classes
633
00:24:40,889 --> 00:24:42,223
and get into
the right colleges.
634
00:24:42,323 --> 00:24:43,825
It's like you have to have
635
00:24:43,892 --> 00:24:45,593
your entire lives
figured out right now
636
00:24:45,693 --> 00:24:47,996
and one mistake could
derail everything --
637
00:24:48,062 --> 00:24:50,832
in or out of the pool.
638
00:24:51,699 --> 00:24:53,535
I feel seen.
[ Chuckles ]
639
00:24:54,569 --> 00:24:57,005
Yeah, it's 'cause I know what
you guys are going through.
640
00:24:57,071 --> 00:24:58,172
No offense, really,
641
00:24:58,239 --> 00:25:01,175
but you have no clue
what it's like.
642
00:25:01,242 --> 00:25:03,945
Look, 10 years ago...
643
00:25:04,045 --> 00:25:05,680
I was you.
644
00:25:05,747 --> 00:25:08,182
I was GPA-obsessed,
645
00:25:08,249 --> 00:25:10,885
all school all the time.
646
00:25:12,854 --> 00:25:14,689
Ugh.
647
00:25:14,756 --> 00:25:17,725
Look, when I graduated
from Yale,
648
00:25:17,792 --> 00:25:21,262
got hired by Google,
my life was supposed to be set,
649
00:25:21,362 --> 00:25:24,566
but I was so focused
on success
650
00:25:24,632 --> 00:25:27,302
that I forgot to figure out
what made me happier,
651
00:25:27,402 --> 00:25:29,771
and it all boiled over
at a morning meeting
652
00:25:29,871 --> 00:25:32,807
that started with me spilling
a mango smoothie on myself
653
00:25:32,907 --> 00:25:36,311
and ended with me crying
on top of a ping pong table,
654
00:25:36,411 --> 00:25:37,579
screaming,
"I don't wanna be here!"
655
00:25:37,645 --> 00:25:39,948
over and over and over.
656
00:25:40,048 --> 00:25:42,717
I'm still trying to get
that thing off YouTube.
657
00:25:42,784 --> 00:25:44,819
Makayla,
please don't look.
658
00:25:46,321 --> 00:25:48,790
I just...
659
00:25:48,890 --> 00:25:50,892
I don't want you guys
to be like me.
660
00:25:50,959 --> 00:25:53,328
I want you to stay open
to new things,
661
00:25:53,428 --> 00:25:54,762
and don't let anybody tell you
662
00:25:54,829 --> 00:25:56,230
what you should be
passionate about,
663
00:25:56,297 --> 00:25:58,800
because that is
for you to decide.
664
00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:01,836
And if you don't,
I promise you...
665
00:26:01,936 --> 00:26:03,605
you're gonna
regret it forever.
666
00:26:07,976 --> 00:26:10,345
How good
was that speech?
667
00:26:10,445 --> 00:26:11,980
I mean, like, an orchestra
668
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:13,748
should have been playing
behind me or something,
669
00:26:13,815 --> 00:26:16,017
and at least one of you
should have clapped.
670
00:26:16,951 --> 00:26:18,853
Luke, it's too late.
671
00:26:18,953 --> 00:26:21,623
Felt it
when I did it, Ali.
672
00:26:21,689 --> 00:26:24,592
Okay. I am filling up
my water bottle,
673
00:26:24,659 --> 00:26:25,860
and then we are actually
674
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,362
gonna get into the next
debate topic,
675
00:26:27,462 --> 00:26:30,031
'cause I am supposed to
teach you guys stuff.
676
00:26:30,131 --> 00:26:35,637
♪♪
677
00:26:35,703 --> 00:26:36,704
I don't wanna be here.
678
00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:38,206
What are you guys watching?
679
00:26:38,306 --> 00:26:40,375
...wanna be here!
I don't wanna be here!
680
00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:42,110
I'm not getting down!
Get off me!
681
00:26:42,176 --> 00:26:44,045
No! No, no, no, no, no, no!
682
00:26:44,145 --> 00:26:45,880
No, no, no, no, no!
No! No! No!
683
00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:49,317
♪ 'Cause I-I-I'm in the stars
tonight ♪
684
00:26:49,384 --> 00:26:53,621
♪ So watch me bring the fire
and set the night alight ♪
685
00:26:53,688 --> 00:26:54,656
♪ Hey! ♪
686
00:26:54,722 --> 00:26:56,190
♪ Shining through the city ♪
687
00:26:56,290 --> 00:26:58,326
♪ With a little funk and soul ♪
688
00:26:58,393 --> 00:27:02,730
♪ So I'mma light it up
like dynamite, whoa oh oh ♪
689
00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:05,700
♪ Dy-na-na-na, na-na,
na-na, na, na-na-na ♪
690
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,168
♪ Life is dynamite ♪
691
00:27:07,235 --> 00:27:09,737
♪ Dy-na-na-na, na-na,
na-na, na, na-na-na ♪
692
00:27:09,837 --> 00:27:11,472
♪ Life is dynamite ♪
693
00:27:11,539 --> 00:27:14,842
♪ Shining through the city
with a little funk and soul ♪
694
00:27:14,909 --> 00:27:19,647
♪ So I'mma light it up
like dynamite, whoa oh oh ♪
695
00:27:19,714 --> 00:27:24,085
♪ Dy-na-na-na, na-na,
na-na, ayy ♪
696
00:27:24,185 --> 00:27:26,254
♪ Dy-na-na-na, na-na,
na-na, ayy ♪
697
00:27:26,354 --> 00:27:28,389
♪ Light it up like dynamite ♪