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[Betty] I know
we're all hurting right now.

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But our priority has to be to maintain

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the security of this Vault.

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[Norm] They don't want to find Dad.

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If they did,
they wouldn't get to be in charge.

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[Lucy] I'm bringing him home.

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Hit him again!

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[grunts]

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-[roaring]
-[Titus] Oh! Shoot it!

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You stupid motherfucker,
you know this is all your fault.

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They'll kill you for this.

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[Maximus] Not if I bring back the target.

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[Wilzig] You can change the future

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if you can bring me to Moldaver.

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Just my head.

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You are a vault dweller,

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but if you're going to survive,

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you need to start acting
like a surface dweller.

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Question is,

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will you still want the same things...

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...when you have become
a different animal altogether?

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[western music playing]

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[man grunting]

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♪ ♪

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[villain] Please, sir.

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Please, sir, please.

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There's an old Mexican eulogy.

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Feo fuerte y formal.

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Means he was ugly, strong,

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and had dignity.

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Well, Joey,

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I'll give you
two out of three on that front.

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[whimpering]

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Do I really have to kill him?

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-[director] Cut.
-[bell rings]

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Emil, can you come over here?
I got to talk to you for a second.

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Yeah, here you go.

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That was a hell of a day, Jorge.
That was a great scene.

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Listen, I got to talk to you
about these, these new pages, you know?

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I mean, I-I'm the sheriff, right?

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Well, why can't I just arrest the guy
like I normally do?

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-That's what I do. All right.
-The au… the audience, Coop, yeah?

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They already know you're a good man.

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They want to see that even a good man

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-as yourself can be driven
too far sometimes.
-Yeah, I understand that.

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But that's not really my thing,
you know, Emil, that's not what I do.

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I mean, is Bob,
is Bob around here anywhere?

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-Bob's been fired, Coop.
-What?

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Studio fired him.

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Why?

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See, turns out...

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Bob's a bit of a communist.

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-A communist? Cadillac Bob?
-Yeah.

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Cadillac Bob! The very one.

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-Well, what a shame,
he was such a great writer.
-Terrible shame.

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One of the best, but he had to go.

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Which is why this movie is so important.

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-Right.
-You see, it's a new kind of western.

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The power of the individual
when the chips are down.

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The new America,
it's why I'm telling you, so...

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that's why it'd be
really great if you could just…

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shoot Jorge in the fucking head, yeah?

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-Please. 'Cause out here...
-Right.

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...it's just you, your gun,
and your personal code bringing order

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-to the Wild Wild West!
-Yeah. Uh, hey, let's, uh,

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let's pick this up after lunch, all right?

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You gonna save any of
that grape taffy for the rest of us?

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It's not grape. It's lavender.

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Well, if you like the taste of lavender,

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why not just drink a bottle of perfume?

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You know, a lot of people like
to write it off as some old lady flavor,

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but it's subtle.

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Flirtatious.

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Tastes like someone touching you
for the first time.

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Well, may I?

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Mm.

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-Um, that's the worst thing...
-[laughs]

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...I've ever put in my mouth.

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-That's horrible.
-Taffy?

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Um, you got to ask your mother.

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-Please, Mommy?
-Sure, sweetheart.

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Oh, wow.

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Unbelievable. Hey.

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Mm.

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Oh, sorry, makeup.

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Sorry, lipstick.

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I'll take it.

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-Okay, we should get going.
-All right.

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Photographer's ready and waiting.

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Okay, what is this?

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A bit of a costume change
for you, Mr. Howard.

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Ah, okay.

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Oh, look at that.

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They even made it in your color.

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Let's see if it fits.

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Okay, Janey.

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Let's go.

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Come on, here. Come here.

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[conversing indistinctly]

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[intriguing music playing]

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♪ ♪

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[coughs]

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[coughing]

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[spits]

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[coughs]

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[coughs]

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[wheezes]

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[suspenseful music playing]

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[CX404 whimpers]

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Come on, let's go find the rest of him.

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[clucking tongue]

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[CX404 barks]

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[barks]

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♪ ♪

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[♪ The Ink Spots: "Maybe"]

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♪ Maybe ♪

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♪ You'll think of me ♪

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♪ When you are all ♪

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♪ Alone ♪

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♪ Maybe ♪

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♪ The one who is waiting ♪

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♪ For you ♪

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♪ Will prove untrue ♪

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♪ Then what will ♪

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♪ You do? ♪

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♪ Maybe ♪

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♪ You'll sit and sigh...

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All right.

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What is so special about you?

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♪ Were near…

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Ow!

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♪ Maybe ♪

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♪ You'll…

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Ow!

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Okay, okay.

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Keep your secrets, sir.

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♪ Are all...

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Just in case.

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To keep you extra safe.

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♪ Who is waiting for you...

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Hmm.

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♪ Will prove untrue...

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Huh.

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♪ Then what will I do? ♪

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There.

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Snug as a bug. [chuckles]

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[sighs]

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[clears throat]

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♪ Wishing that I ♪

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♪ Were near ♪

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♪ Then ♪

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♪ Maybe...

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Boy, that knight
really was something, huh?

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♪ Come back...

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I wonder who he was?

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♪ And maybe ♪

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♪ I'll say ♪

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♪ Maybe ♪♪

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[chickens clucking]

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[comms officer] Knight Titus.

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Knight Titus.

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Knight Titus!

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[deeper voice] This is Knight Titus.

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Over.

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This is Petty Officer Shortsight.

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You missed your check-in.

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We were attacked, uh,

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by an abomination.

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My squire, he fell in battle.

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He died with honor.

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And glory.

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Copy that. We'll get you
a replacement squire right away.

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No! No, I'm okay.

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-All good here.
-It's not a problem.

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We got plenty of squires.

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No.

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Yeah, uh...

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I'll be right back.

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[suspenseful music plays]

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[indistinct chatter]

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[metallic echo] I can fix it.

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Cost you five caps.

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[intense music playing]

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[caps jingling]

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Uh, could you do it for four?

186
00:12:01,043 --> 00:12:02,626
No.

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[intriguing music playing]

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It's extra if you do it fast.

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Thanks.

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♪ ♪

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[indistinct chatter]

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Fack! [grunts]

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Step away from the armor.

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[laughing]

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Kick the shit out of him.

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[grunting]

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Finders keepers.

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Milord.

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[laughs]

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Let's get her open... Open it, open it!

201
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What are you doing, you fuckin' moron?!

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It's righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.

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[Tom laughs]

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[energetic music playing]

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[Tom] Ah-ha! Fuck with me now!

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-[laughter]
-[chatter]

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[♪ Johnny Cash: "So Doggone Lonesome"]

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♪ I do my best to hide
this lowdown feeling ♪

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♪ I try to make believe
there's nothing wrong ♪

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♪ But they're always asking me
about you, darling ♪

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♪ And it hurts me so
to tell 'em that you're gone ♪

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[grunting]

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-♪ If they ask me,
I guess I'd be denying...
-Fuck him up! [laughs]

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Whoo! My fuckin' armor!

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[grunting]

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Fuck him up. Fuck him up. [laughs]

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[gasps]

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[grunts]

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[screaming]

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[grunts]

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[nearby rumbling]

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No! No, no, no, no, no, no... [grunts]

223
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[automated voice] No cause
for alarm, citizens.

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This is a Brotherhood delivery.

225
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No cause for alarm, citizens…

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[intense music playing]

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[grunts]

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Knight Titus.

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I am Thaddeus.

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And I am honored to be in your charge.

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I vow to protect and serve you
however you deem fit.

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My Lord,

233
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have I said something wrong?

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00:17:51,001 --> 00:17:52,626
I do not know what I have done to offend,

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but I beg for mercy!

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Please. Please.

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00:17:56,751 --> 00:17:58,376
Please, please...

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Knight Titus!

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00:18:00,626 --> 00:18:03,334
Please! I-I'll do anything!

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00:18:03,418 --> 00:18:04,626
[chuckles]

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00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,668
[distorted] Arise, my squire.

242
00:18:08,418 --> 00:18:10,293
And clean this.

243
00:18:13,418 --> 00:18:15,584
Of course, Knight Titus.

244
00:18:19,334 --> 00:18:21,793
I also bring new orders
from the Elder Cleric.

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Uh, which I humbly relay.

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00:18:25,293 --> 00:18:27,418
Mm.

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We're not the only ones in search
of this remnant from the old world.

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The Elder Cleric says

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whoever gets the target

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will control the Wasteland.

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And, uh...

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00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:40,751
we are to kill whomever stands in our way.

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[Maximus] Understood.

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[gentle music playing]

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00:19:14,043 --> 00:19:16,043
[chuckles softly]

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♪ ♪

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00:20:00,959 --> 00:20:03,376
You like grass?

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00:20:13,793 --> 00:20:15,001
Hi.

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00:20:15,084 --> 00:20:17,084
[low growling]

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-[creature roars]
-[fawn screeches]

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00:20:38,126 --> 00:20:40,334
[low growl]

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[roars]

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[water splashes]

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[panting]

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00:21:16,251 --> 00:21:19,126
[rad meter peaking]

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[gun cocks]

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00:21:41,959 --> 00:21:43,501
Huh.

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[exhales]

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Hello again.

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00:21:50,751 --> 00:21:52,834
Where is it?

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-The head.
-[whimpering]

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[CX404 barks]

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[exhales]

274
00:22:07,209 --> 00:22:08,709
No.

275
00:22:08,793 --> 00:22:10,876
Okay, okay, I-I don't know

276
00:22:10,959 --> 00:22:13,501
where it is, okay? I lost it.

277
00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:17,793
I lost it.

278
00:22:17,876 --> 00:22:19,668
[laughs]

279
00:22:20,709 --> 00:22:22,334
Huh.

280
00:22:32,376 --> 00:22:34,626
Huh.

281
00:22:36,626 --> 00:22:39,084
A Gulper got it, huh?

282
00:22:44,418 --> 00:22:49,001
-[♪ The Ink Spots: "We'll Meet Again"]
-♪ We'll meet again ♪

283
00:22:49,084 --> 00:22:50,668
♪ Don't know where...

284
00:22:50,751 --> 00:22:51,793
[sobbing in distance]

285
00:22:51,876 --> 00:22:54,709
♪ Don't know when ♪

286
00:22:54,793 --> 00:22:58,918
♪ But I know we'll meet again ♪

287
00:22:59,001 --> 00:23:02,418
♪ Some sunny day...

288
00:23:02,501 --> 00:23:04,209
You okay?

289
00:23:04,293 --> 00:23:07,334
Yeah. I'm being reassigned.

290
00:23:07,418 --> 00:23:10,001
The whole "opening the Vault door
for Lucy" thing

291
00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:12,626
didn't sit too well
with the Council, so...

292
00:23:12,709 --> 00:23:15,834
I guess I'm not Gate-Keeper anymore.

293
00:23:17,334 --> 00:23:18,626
It's not a big deal.

294
00:23:18,709 --> 00:23:21,501
♪ Till the blue skies
drive the dark clouds...

295
00:23:21,584 --> 00:23:24,668
I'm just not really sure
who I even am anymore.

296
00:23:27,584 --> 00:23:29,293
Sorry, I...

297
00:23:29,376 --> 00:23:31,126
♪ Meet again...

298
00:23:31,209 --> 00:23:32,376
Mm.

299
00:23:32,459 --> 00:23:34,959
♪ Don't know where ♪

300
00:23:35,043 --> 00:23:37,376
♪ Don't know when...

301
00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:39,626
[Chet crying]

302
00:23:39,709 --> 00:23:42,084
Norman, you're next.

303
00:23:42,168 --> 00:23:45,834
♪ Some sunny day ♪♪

304
00:23:48,501 --> 00:23:51,501
[door slides shut]

305
00:23:54,293 --> 00:23:55,543
You know why you're in here?

306
00:23:55,626 --> 00:23:57,084
'Cause I helped my sister
escape the Vault.

307
00:23:57,168 --> 00:24:00,084
Escape? You and Chet put your sister
in incredible danger

308
00:24:00,168 --> 00:24:01,834
by helping her out that Vault door.

309
00:24:01,918 --> 00:24:03,959
-The rad levels up there alone--
-Worse,

310
00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:05,959
you could've gotten us all killed.

311
00:24:06,043 --> 00:24:08,418
What do you think started all this?

312
00:24:08,501 --> 00:24:10,334
These Vaults are impenetrable.

313
00:24:10,418 --> 00:24:12,626
Meaning those raiders
could only have gotten into Vault 32

314
00:24:12,709 --> 00:24:16,168
because some bonehead
opened the door to the surface.

315
00:24:16,251 --> 00:24:19,709
A single bad decision
that put everyone at risk.

316
00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:25,001
Not just Vault 32, but 33 and 31 as well.

317
00:24:25,084 --> 00:24:28,709
I've telegrammed with the Overseer
at Vault 31.

318
00:24:28,793 --> 00:24:31,293
Thank goodness they're unscathed.

319
00:24:31,376 --> 00:24:35,376
But you could've destroyed
the last vestiges of civilization.

320
00:24:35,459 --> 00:24:36,834
It was Lucy's idea.

321
00:24:36,918 --> 00:24:38,751
[Woody] And you didn't think
to at least try and stop her?

322
00:24:38,834 --> 00:24:39,793
No.

323
00:24:40,834 --> 00:24:42,459
What are we gonna do with you?

324
00:24:43,668 --> 00:24:45,668
Punish me with a demotion, I guess.

325
00:24:45,751 --> 00:24:47,168
[sighs]

326
00:24:48,876 --> 00:24:52,251
You've worked janitorial.
You've done kitchen duty.

327
00:24:52,334 --> 00:24:55,876
Are you aware that, at every job
you've been assigned to,

328
00:24:55,959 --> 00:24:59,126
your performance review has been
"lacks enthusiasm"?

329
00:25:00,459 --> 00:25:02,126
No, but that sounds accurate.

330
00:25:03,584 --> 00:25:06,543
You're currently working with Computers

331
00:25:06,626 --> 00:25:08,793
and Information Maintenance.

332
00:25:08,876 --> 00:25:10,084
How do you like that?

333
00:25:11,293 --> 00:25:12,959
I lack enthusiasm.

334
00:25:14,001 --> 00:25:15,126
Uh-huh.

335
00:25:16,751 --> 00:25:18,959
It's a predicament, isn't it?

336
00:25:19,043 --> 00:25:22,751
How do you demote someone who equally
dislikes every job he's ever worked?

337
00:25:23,918 --> 00:25:25,209
I suppose it is.

338
00:25:25,293 --> 00:25:28,376
I'm just glad to hear that we punish
people down here for breaking the rules.

339
00:25:28,459 --> 00:25:31,126
Is that just for vault dwellers,
or for people who come down here

340
00:25:31,209 --> 00:25:33,043
and murder vault dwellers?

341
00:25:33,126 --> 00:25:35,584
[tense music playing]

342
00:25:40,168 --> 00:25:43,251
Now that I think of it,

343
00:25:43,334 --> 00:25:46,001
we've got a job for you after all.

344
00:25:50,376 --> 00:25:52,959
-[♪ LaVern Baker: "Tweedlee Dee"]
-♪ Tweedlee dee, tweedlee dee ♪

345
00:25:53,043 --> 00:25:54,209
♪ Tweedlee dee...

346
00:25:54,293 --> 00:25:56,334
[buzzer sounds]

347
00:25:56,418 --> 00:25:59,668
♪ Tweedlee tweedlee tweedlee dee ♪

348
00:26:01,959 --> 00:26:06,376
♪ I'm as happy as can be...

349
00:26:07,626 --> 00:26:09,001
Rise and shine, everyone.

350
00:26:09,084 --> 00:26:10,168
Ooh.

351
00:26:10,251 --> 00:26:12,418
[Marianne] Your catered snackables
have arrived.

352
00:26:14,084 --> 00:26:17,168
-[prisoner] Come on. Hurry up.
-[Marianne] And you're welcome.

353
00:26:20,959 --> 00:26:23,126
-[prisoner shouts]
-Okay.

354
00:26:23,209 --> 00:26:25,918
-There is a utensil--
-[prisoner] I'm gonna eat
your fucking heart!

355
00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:30,084
♪ Tweedlee, tweedlee, tweedlee dot ♪

356
00:26:31,334 --> 00:26:32,293
[prisoner growls]

357
00:26:32,376 --> 00:26:36,418
-♪ Tweedlee dee, tweedlee dee ♪
-I'll break your fucking head open!

358
00:26:36,501 --> 00:26:37,918
Whoo!

359
00:26:38,001 --> 00:26:42,168
♪ Give it up, give it up,
give your love to me ♪♪

360
00:26:47,251 --> 00:26:48,959
[Thaddeus] I don't see any apples, sir.

361
00:26:49,043 --> 00:26:51,543
[Maximus] [distorted] Then climb higher.

362
00:26:51,626 --> 00:26:54,626
It-it might not be an apple tree.

363
00:26:54,709 --> 00:26:55,959
Also, it's uh...

364
00:26:56,043 --> 00:26:59,209
I think, uh, it's dead.

365
00:26:59,293 --> 00:27:00,793
[Maximus] Keep looking.

366
00:27:00,876 --> 00:27:02,834
On my honor, sir, I will find you--

367
00:27:02,918 --> 00:27:04,459
Fuck!

368
00:27:04,543 --> 00:27:06,543
[groaning]

369
00:27:09,834 --> 00:27:13,209
-[Maximus chuckles]
-Uh, uh, sorry. Apologies, sir.

370
00:27:13,293 --> 00:27:15,376
I know you wanted an apple.

371
00:27:15,459 --> 00:27:20,084
Uh, uh, I have some-some rations
if you're hungry.

372
00:27:20,168 --> 00:27:21,251
I'm not hungry anymore.

373
00:27:21,334 --> 00:27:24,293
Uh, okay, yeah. Whatever you want.

374
00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:26,876
Uh, you're the sir.

375
00:27:29,334 --> 00:27:31,834
I have an artifact to retrieve. Let's go.

376
00:27:31,918 --> 00:27:34,126
[groans] Okay.

377
00:27:34,209 --> 00:27:36,084
Uh, if we find the target,

378
00:27:36,168 --> 00:27:37,876
we should repair your radio

379
00:27:37,959 --> 00:27:40,709
so we can ask the Brotherhood
to send reinforcements.

380
00:27:42,084 --> 00:27:44,501
I will retrieve it myself.

381
00:27:44,584 --> 00:27:46,251
Understood. Understood.

382
00:27:46,334 --> 00:27:48,251
I never doubted your ability to do so.

383
00:27:55,251 --> 00:27:57,376
[straining]

384
00:27:57,459 --> 00:28:00,793
The guy from the Enclave,
the guy everybody's looking for,

385
00:28:00,876 --> 00:28:02,043
you saw him?

386
00:28:02,126 --> 00:28:04,501
I did. He left with a girl.

387
00:28:04,584 --> 00:28:06,751
-A woman.
-How'd they get away?

388
00:28:06,834 --> 00:28:10,084
I was waylaid. A ghoul intervened.

389
00:28:10,168 --> 00:28:13,626
A ghoul?! Huh.
Those things are scary as shit.

390
00:28:13,709 --> 00:28:15,459
I bet you just killed it on sight,
no questions asked.

391
00:28:15,543 --> 00:28:16,918
"Oh, you're a ghoul?

392
00:28:17,001 --> 00:28:19,334
-You're a dead ghoul."
-No.

393
00:28:19,418 --> 00:28:22,376
If we find the ghoul, we find the target.

394
00:28:22,459 --> 00:28:24,334
You left the ghoul alive?

395
00:28:26,084 --> 00:28:27,334
Great idea, sir.

396
00:28:27,418 --> 00:28:30,043
All wastelanders leave radiation trails.

397
00:28:30,126 --> 00:28:33,126
By allowing the ghoul to live,
you've made it possible

398
00:28:33,209 --> 00:28:36,709
to trace the whereabouts of the…
of the target.

399
00:28:38,293 --> 00:28:42,126
Yes, right. I know that.

400
00:28:42,209 --> 00:28:43,376
[rad meter peaking rapidly]

401
00:28:43,459 --> 00:28:45,251
I got a trail.

402
00:28:45,334 --> 00:28:47,501
Yeah. Well done, sir.

403
00:28:47,584 --> 00:28:50,626
This way. Glory awaits!

404
00:28:53,168 --> 00:28:54,834
Oh, yes.

405
00:28:54,918 --> 00:28:56,918
[dramatic music playing]

406
00:29:04,501 --> 00:29:05,959
Think this was him?

407
00:29:07,501 --> 00:29:09,168
[Maximus] Hard to tell.

408
00:29:09,251 --> 00:29:11,501
Show me the illustration.

409
00:29:14,626 --> 00:29:17,084
Oh, yeah.

410
00:29:17,168 --> 00:29:19,084
Yeah, that-that's definitely him.

411
00:29:19,168 --> 00:29:21,834
Think we should, uh,
bring the body back with us?

412
00:29:21,918 --> 00:29:23,459
No.

413
00:29:23,543 --> 00:29:25,918
If they left the body,
it must be worthless.

414
00:29:26,001 --> 00:29:28,793
His head is what's valuable.
We need to find it.

415
00:29:28,876 --> 00:29:30,376
[Thaddeus] Oh, yeah, smart.

416
00:29:30,459 --> 00:29:31,793
Who do you think did this,
the girl or the ghoul?

417
00:29:31,876 --> 00:29:35,334
The ghoul. Definitely.

418
00:29:35,418 --> 00:29:36,584
Ghouls.

419
00:29:36,668 --> 00:29:40,126
One day the Brotherhood's gonna eradicate
every last one of those freaks.

420
00:29:40,209 --> 00:29:43,501
Stuff like this is never
gonna happen again.

421
00:29:44,834 --> 00:29:48,834
Okay, so I think that the ghoul probably

422
00:29:48,918 --> 00:29:52,001
should be, I think, uh, well...

423
00:29:52,084 --> 00:29:54,959
Yeah, definitely this, um--

424
00:29:56,834 --> 00:30:00,001
Yeah, that way.
Definitely-- definitely that way.

425
00:30:00,084 --> 00:30:02,084
There's tracks. [chuckles]

426
00:30:03,834 --> 00:30:05,834
[intriguing music playing]

427
00:30:12,584 --> 00:30:14,501
[CX404 barking in distance]

428
00:30:18,501 --> 00:30:20,209
Stop, please!

429
00:30:21,793 --> 00:30:23,918
My dad, he's an Overseer.

430
00:30:24,001 --> 00:30:26,876
He-he got taken by raiders,
and I need that head to get him back.

431
00:30:26,959 --> 00:30:29,709
If you help me find him,
he'll do whatever you want.

432
00:30:29,793 --> 00:30:30,751
[cries out]

433
00:30:32,376 --> 00:30:33,793
[muffled shouts]

434
00:30:37,709 --> 00:30:40,418
[CX404 continues barking]

435
00:30:44,293 --> 00:30:47,251
[coughing, gasping]

436
00:30:47,334 --> 00:30:49,834
Stop. Stop!

437
00:30:49,918 --> 00:30:51,709
Torture is wrong.

438
00:30:51,793 --> 00:30:53,126
[Lucy coughs]

439
00:30:53,209 --> 00:30:56,793
You know, they used to do these things

440
00:30:56,876 --> 00:30:59,459
called "studies."

441
00:30:59,543 --> 00:31:01,251
Why, you couldn't open a newspaper

442
00:31:01,334 --> 00:31:04,043
without reading about
one study or another.

443
00:31:04,126 --> 00:31:06,543
-[rad meter peaking rapidly]
-Anyway, this one particular study
came out,

444
00:31:06,626 --> 00:31:11,418
and it said that torturing a person
don't do shit.

445
00:31:11,501 --> 00:31:13,084
[Lucy screams]

446
00:31:13,168 --> 00:31:15,001
[muffled groans]

447
00:31:21,293 --> 00:31:23,751
[gasping and gagging]

448
00:31:25,584 --> 00:31:27,334
It made sense.

449
00:31:27,418 --> 00:31:29,459
I mean, a man hurts me,

450
00:31:29,543 --> 00:31:31,793
I wouldn't want to do him any favors.

451
00:31:31,876 --> 00:31:35,668
And yet the practice of torture
failed to vanish from this earth.

452
00:31:35,751 --> 00:31:39,293
In fact, as time marched on,

453
00:31:39,376 --> 00:31:44,459
I've personally noticed
a decided uptick...

454
00:31:45,626 --> 00:31:47,876
...in the amount of torture
being doled out across the board.

455
00:31:47,959 --> 00:31:50,918
Sir, please, I need the head.

456
00:31:51,001 --> 00:31:53,668
It's the only way
I can get my father back.

457
00:31:53,751 --> 00:31:56,001
My point is...

458
00:31:56,084 --> 00:32:00,626
if you ask me, them studies,
they was right.

459
00:32:00,709 --> 00:32:03,168
Torturing a person don't do shit.

460
00:32:03,251 --> 00:32:06,709
Then why… why are you doing this?

461
00:32:06,793 --> 00:32:09,709
Well, I ain't torturing you, sweetheart.

462
00:32:10,751 --> 00:32:12,668
I'm using you as bait.

463
00:32:16,001 --> 00:32:17,709
[CX404 barking]

464
00:32:17,793 --> 00:32:20,001
[whistles]

465
00:32:20,084 --> 00:32:22,168
[whistling]

466
00:32:23,043 --> 00:32:24,001
Nice.

467
00:32:24,084 --> 00:32:26,334
[ominous music playing]

468
00:32:35,168 --> 00:32:36,459
[cries out]

469
00:32:39,126 --> 00:32:40,626
[cries out]

470
00:32:42,626 --> 00:32:44,626
[jarring music playing]

471
00:32:57,251 --> 00:32:58,459
[barking]

472
00:33:00,918 --> 00:33:03,793
[creature growling]

473
00:33:13,876 --> 00:33:16,043
[Lucy grunting]

474
00:33:44,543 --> 00:33:46,418
[barking]

475
00:33:48,043 --> 00:33:51,459
[Gulper screaming]

476
00:33:51,543 --> 00:33:53,501
[CX404 barking]

477
00:33:53,584 --> 00:33:55,293
Ah.

478
00:33:55,376 --> 00:33:57,043
[inhales]

479
00:33:57,126 --> 00:33:59,001
[sighs sharply]

480
00:33:59,084 --> 00:34:00,751
[Lucy panting]

481
00:34:15,168 --> 00:34:16,959
Motherfucker!

482
00:34:17,959 --> 00:34:21,626
Oh, I'm sorry, I should have
just let you use me as bait

483
00:34:21,709 --> 00:34:23,293
in a poison river?!

484
00:34:27,918 --> 00:34:29,001
Fuck!

485
00:34:29,084 --> 00:34:30,959
[Lucy] You can't treat people like this.

486
00:34:31,043 --> 00:34:32,626
Yeah? Why's that?

487
00:34:34,418 --> 00:34:36,168
Because of the golden rule.

488
00:34:37,626 --> 00:34:41,084
"Do unto others as you would have
done unto you."

489
00:34:43,376 --> 00:34:45,959
Those Gulpers digest real slow.

490
00:34:46,043 --> 00:34:47,876
You got time.

491
00:34:56,668 --> 00:34:58,251
No. No, no, no.

492
00:34:58,334 --> 00:34:59,459
No. Stop.

493
00:34:59,543 --> 00:35:01,418
[grunting]

494
00:35:03,793 --> 00:35:05,584
Where are we going?

495
00:35:05,668 --> 00:35:06,876
What about the head?

496
00:35:06,959 --> 00:35:08,376
I need the head to get my dad back.

497
00:35:08,459 --> 00:35:10,626
Yeah, well, the Wasteland's got
its own golden rule.

498
00:35:10,709 --> 00:35:11,709
Oh? What's that?

499
00:35:11,793 --> 00:35:15,293
Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit
every goddamn time.

500
00:35:15,376 --> 00:35:16,959
[barking]

501
00:35:17,043 --> 00:35:19,376
-What about the dog?
-He ain't mine.

502
00:35:30,709 --> 00:35:33,084
[gentle music playing]

503
00:35:34,168 --> 00:35:37,209
Sorry, I've been derelict
in my duties here.

504
00:35:37,293 --> 00:35:38,209
[grunts]

505
00:35:40,001 --> 00:35:41,251
[distorted] What are you doing?

506
00:35:41,334 --> 00:35:44,918
Uh, just refilling your water bag
so you can stay hydrated.

507
00:35:46,543 --> 00:35:47,709
Right.

508
00:35:50,959 --> 00:35:55,209
Uh, it might be faster if you sit down.

509
00:35:59,168 --> 00:36:01,918
Bet you, uh, seen some things, huh?

510
00:36:02,001 --> 00:36:03,834
Being a knight.

511
00:36:03,918 --> 00:36:05,501
I've seen some things.

512
00:36:05,584 --> 00:36:08,084
I grew up working on a fly farm.

513
00:36:08,168 --> 00:36:10,209
I was a shitter, so they'd feed us,

514
00:36:10,293 --> 00:36:13,168
and then they'd feed our shit
to the flies.

515
00:36:13,251 --> 00:36:15,876
Mulch 'em up and sell it as protein.

516
00:36:15,959 --> 00:36:17,501
Anyway, that's why I'm so fat.

517
00:36:21,334 --> 00:36:24,418
So, your, uh, former squire,

518
00:36:24,501 --> 00:36:26,209
how did he die?

519
00:36:27,251 --> 00:36:29,168
You knew him?

520
00:36:29,251 --> 00:36:31,293
Yeah, I-- I did.

521
00:36:31,376 --> 00:36:32,876
Say something about him.

522
00:36:32,959 --> 00:36:36,043
Well, he, uh, he was a good guy.

523
00:36:38,293 --> 00:36:40,501
Say something negative about him.

524
00:36:40,584 --> 00:36:45,293
Well, uh, he-he's dead.
I don't know, it feels weird.

525
00:36:45,376 --> 00:36:48,459
-An order, my squire.
-Okay.

526
00:36:48,543 --> 00:36:51,418
Uh, to be honest,

527
00:36:51,501 --> 00:36:55,334
me and the other guys used
to be pretty hard on him.

528
00:36:55,418 --> 00:36:57,626
Like, regularly beat the shit out of him.

529
00:36:57,709 --> 00:36:59,584
It wasn't personal, you know.

530
00:36:59,668 --> 00:37:01,126
It's just...

531
00:37:02,376 --> 00:37:05,043
...well, you know, people at the base,

532
00:37:05,126 --> 00:37:08,501
they used to beat the shit out of me
all the time.

533
00:37:10,001 --> 00:37:14,709
This shipment of new recruits came in,
and, uh, one of them was Maximus.

534
00:37:14,793 --> 00:37:16,334
So I had this funny idea,

535
00:37:16,418 --> 00:37:18,751
what if we beat the shit
out of that guy instead?

536
00:37:18,834 --> 00:37:20,626
And it worked.

537
00:37:20,709 --> 00:37:24,126
Yeah, I was really popular. It was great.

538
00:37:24,209 --> 00:37:27,168
I just wish he'd lived long enough to find
someone else to beat up, you know?

539
00:37:27,251 --> 00:37:29,376
Only seems fair.

540
00:37:29,459 --> 00:37:31,918
I realize that, uh,
people die all the time.

541
00:37:32,001 --> 00:37:34,501
It's the law of the Wasteland,
so who cares, right?

542
00:37:35,709 --> 00:37:39,501
But still, uh, I feel bad.

543
00:37:41,376 --> 00:37:43,501
Don't feel bad.

544
00:37:43,584 --> 00:37:47,793
It's like you said,
it's the law of the Wasteland.

545
00:37:49,834 --> 00:37:52,584
Let's go. We're losing daylight.

546
00:37:52,668 --> 00:37:54,668
Yeah.

547
00:37:56,168 --> 00:37:58,459
[melancholy music playing]

548
00:38:02,834 --> 00:38:04,709
[Thaddeus] Coming!

549
00:38:09,918 --> 00:38:12,293
[Woody] We can judge a person,
and a society,

550
00:38:12,376 --> 00:38:13,918
by how they treat their enemy.

551
00:38:14,001 --> 00:38:17,459
And here we are
with 16 highly-violent individuals

552
00:38:17,543 --> 00:38:21,334
incarcerated in our temporarily
repurposed reading room.

553
00:38:21,418 --> 00:38:24,168
It's an ethical dilemma
like nothing we've dealt with before.

554
00:38:24,251 --> 00:38:27,001
[Reg] Personally, I'd say
it's more of an ethical opportunity

555
00:38:27,084 --> 00:38:30,626
to demonstrate to the surface dwellers,
and to each other,

556
00:38:30,709 --> 00:38:34,209
what we mean when we say
we're going to build a better world.

557
00:38:34,293 --> 00:38:36,793
Thanks, Reg.
That is a positive spin to put on it.

558
00:38:36,876 --> 00:38:38,918
-[microphone squeaks]
-It's not a positive spin for me.

559
00:38:39,001 --> 00:38:40,918
It's the goshdarn truth!

560
00:38:41,001 --> 00:38:43,918
Okay, well, uh, the fact remains

561
00:38:44,001 --> 00:38:46,459
we need to decide
what to do with these prisoners.

562
00:38:46,543 --> 00:38:49,918
And that is a decision
that we need to make as a collective.

563
00:38:50,001 --> 00:38:52,501
In a manner befitting our shared values.

564
00:38:52,584 --> 00:38:55,209
-Yes.
-[quiet, overlapping murmuring]

565
00:38:57,293 --> 00:39:02,168
I think this conversation would benefit
from some actual ideas.

566
00:39:02,251 --> 00:39:04,418
Well, you know what?

567
00:39:04,501 --> 00:39:06,959
The young man
Woody interrogated this morning?

568
00:39:07,043 --> 00:39:08,834
He left an impression on me.

569
00:39:08,918 --> 00:39:11,459
That is the gentleman
who showed me his butthole.

570
00:39:11,543 --> 00:39:13,209
-[crowd gasping]
-Yes, but what I took from that

571
00:39:13,293 --> 00:39:15,626
is a desire to communicate.

572
00:39:15,709 --> 00:39:18,084
To reach out
across the cultural divide.

573
00:39:18,168 --> 00:39:20,543
That's a spark we can work with...

574
00:39:20,626 --> 00:39:22,626
to create a great citizen.

575
00:39:22,709 --> 00:39:25,084
Given our recently dwindled numbers,

576
00:39:25,168 --> 00:39:28,834
the most ethical solution would be
to rehabilitate the prisoners

577
00:39:28,918 --> 00:39:31,501
and then integrate them
into our Vault Society.

578
00:39:31,584 --> 00:39:34,043
-[indistinct, overlapping chatter]
-[microphone squeaks]

579
00:39:34,126 --> 00:39:38,709
[Woody] To be clear, this is not a process
that will happen overnight.

580
00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:40,751
Based on what I saw this morning,

581
00:39:40,834 --> 00:39:43,543
-it may take years.
-[crowd murmuring]

582
00:39:43,626 --> 00:39:46,001
-But--
-But... there is nothing

583
00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:48,751
we can't do
when we set our minds to it!

584
00:39:48,834 --> 00:39:51,459
-Yes!
-Yes!

585
00:39:52,793 --> 00:39:57,168
I can teach the raiders Shakespeare--
and when they're ready, Marlowe.

586
00:39:57,251 --> 00:39:58,834
[Marianne] I don't want to be insensitive,

587
00:39:58,918 --> 00:40:01,959
but I think Shakespeare might be
too advanced for these people.

588
00:40:02,043 --> 00:40:04,084
Look, I would like
to start with a moral framework.

589
00:40:04,168 --> 00:40:06,418
Kant, Mill and-and so on.

590
00:40:06,501 --> 00:40:08,918
I'd be happy to teach them
introductory calculus.

591
00:40:09,001 --> 00:40:10,376
[scoffs]

592
00:40:10,459 --> 00:40:12,209
[Reg] Is there something
you'd like to say,

593
00:40:12,293 --> 00:40:14,293
Norm?

594
00:40:16,251 --> 00:40:18,376
[slow, sinister music playing]

595
00:40:18,459 --> 00:40:20,793
I don't know. I don't think
it's our job to help these people.

596
00:40:20,876 --> 00:40:23,668
-They're murderers.
-They didn't know any better.

597
00:40:23,751 --> 00:40:25,251
[Marianne] And how could they

598
00:40:25,334 --> 00:40:27,543
-without a formal education?
-Norm,

599
00:40:27,626 --> 00:40:31,543
buddy, the hard truth is,
we can't just let them go.

600
00:40:31,626 --> 00:40:33,709
[laughing] Uh, it's just,

601
00:40:33,793 --> 00:40:36,251
they have intimate knowledge
of our Vault security.

602
00:40:36,334 --> 00:40:39,543
-[Steph scoffs softly]
-[Reg] So what do you propose we do?

603
00:40:41,543 --> 00:40:43,126
We can do
what they would have done to us.

604
00:40:43,209 --> 00:40:44,501
-[crowd gasping]
-Wow.

605
00:40:44,584 --> 00:40:45,876
Geez Louise, Norm.

606
00:40:46,918 --> 00:40:48,876
[Betty] Young Norm was

607
00:40:48,959 --> 00:40:50,959
just expressing a feeling.

608
00:40:51,043 --> 00:40:53,751
I know. I've got anger. We all do.

609
00:40:53,834 --> 00:40:55,876
But I think you would agree

610
00:40:55,959 --> 00:41:00,209
that murdering these prisoners of ours
is not under serious consideration.

611
00:41:00,293 --> 00:41:01,751
[woman] That's right.

612
00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:03,251
-Hear! Hear!
-[crowd murmuring]

613
00:41:03,334 --> 00:41:05,626
I'm sorry. You're right.

614
00:41:05,709 --> 00:41:08,418
It was not my intention
to question your leadership, Overseer.

615
00:41:08,501 --> 00:41:10,668
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
-[microphone squeaks]

616
00:41:10,751 --> 00:41:13,459
[engineer] All right. Sirs?

617
00:41:13,543 --> 00:41:15,918
Uh, sirs? Uh, uh, may I...

618
00:41:16,001 --> 00:41:17,251
may I speak with you for a moment, please?

619
00:41:17,334 --> 00:41:18,584
Uh, it's about the Water Chip.

620
00:41:18,668 --> 00:41:20,543
Go ahead.

621
00:41:22,543 --> 00:41:24,834
Uh, it's-it's... it's the type of thing

622
00:41:24,918 --> 00:41:27,709
Overseer MacLean would have preferred
to discuss, uh, privately?

623
00:41:27,793 --> 00:41:29,584
Uh, before bringing it to the full group?

624
00:41:29,668 --> 00:41:32,293
-[microphone squeaks]
-Well, he's not here now, is he?

625
00:41:32,376 --> 00:41:34,084
Let's hear it.

626
00:41:34,168 --> 00:41:36,334
Okay, well, uh...

627
00:41:36,418 --> 00:41:37,959
the Water Chip is destroyed.

628
00:41:38,043 --> 00:41:40,376
-[crowd clamoring]
-The Vault only has enough water to keep

629
00:41:40,459 --> 00:41:42,459
our population alive for, uh, two months.

630
00:41:42,543 --> 00:41:45,001
And-and that's not accounting
for the prisoners, who--

631
00:41:45,084 --> 00:41:47,584
-Okay. That's fine, that's enough.
-Thanks, though.

632
00:41:47,668 --> 00:41:49,293
-[Reg] Uh...
-[Woody] Um...

633
00:41:49,376 --> 00:41:52,418
-[crowd murmuring]
-[Reg] Okay.

634
00:41:52,501 --> 00:41:53,626
Uh... meeting adjourned.

635
00:41:53,709 --> 00:41:56,459
[Woody] I was also gonna say
meeting adjourned, so...

636
00:41:57,418 --> 00:41:58,751
That went well.

637
00:42:01,001 --> 00:42:03,001
[indistinct, overlapping chatter]

638
00:42:05,751 --> 00:42:08,001
They killed my husband.

639
00:42:11,751 --> 00:42:14,251
You're right, you know.

640
00:42:14,334 --> 00:42:16,209
If your father were here, he...

641
00:42:18,418 --> 00:42:20,834
...he'd do the right thing.

642
00:42:26,584 --> 00:42:29,209
[dramatic music playing]

643
00:42:38,709 --> 00:42:40,709
[chittering]

644
00:42:42,626 --> 00:42:44,543
[CX404 barking]

645
00:42:44,626 --> 00:42:46,334
[Maximus] [distorted] Are you sure
about this?

646
00:42:46,418 --> 00:42:47,709
[Thaddeus] It says the ghoul is this way.

647
00:42:47,793 --> 00:42:49,376
[rad meter peaking]

648
00:42:49,459 --> 00:42:51,459
-Wait a minute.
-What?

649
00:42:52,626 --> 00:42:56,334
Uh, it's just, this, um... Well, uh--

650
00:42:56,418 --> 00:42:58,959
-[Maximus] What?
-[Thaddeus] It just occurred to me.

651
00:43:00,251 --> 00:43:03,668
Uh, we're definitely picking up
an abomination of some kind or another.

652
00:43:03,751 --> 00:43:05,334
Just not sure...

653
00:43:05,418 --> 00:43:07,959
I'm not sure
we're tracking the right abomination.

654
00:43:09,334 --> 00:43:11,418
[loud splashing]

655
00:43:14,959 --> 00:43:17,293
-[Maximus] You idiot!
-It was my mistake.

656
00:43:17,376 --> 00:43:20,918
If you'll let me lead the charge,
I'll lead the charge.

657
00:43:22,584 --> 00:43:24,001
[sighs]

658
00:43:24,084 --> 00:43:26,418
[quietly] I am a Knight
of the Brotherhood of Steel.

659
00:43:26,501 --> 00:43:28,084
-Get back to shore.
-But sir--

660
00:43:28,168 --> 00:43:31,084
-Go!
-Thank you, sir.

661
00:43:35,793 --> 00:43:37,709
[soft clicking]

662
00:43:50,293 --> 00:43:51,876
-[growling]
-[shot fires]

663
00:43:51,959 --> 00:43:53,668
[questioning grunt]

664
00:43:55,251 --> 00:43:57,959
[growling]

665
00:43:58,043 --> 00:44:01,293
[♪ Glenn Miller: "In the Mood"]

666
00:44:01,376 --> 00:44:03,751
[low growling]

667
00:44:03,834 --> 00:44:05,584
[roaring]

668
00:44:07,751 --> 00:44:09,459
[high-pitched screaming]

669
00:44:09,543 --> 00:44:11,668
-[Maximus] Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
-[Thaddeus yells]

670
00:44:11,751 --> 00:44:15,209
-My lord! [screaming]
-I've got you!

671
00:44:15,293 --> 00:44:16,543
Knight Titus!

672
00:44:16,626 --> 00:44:18,584
[growling]

673
00:44:18,668 --> 00:44:20,459
[high-pitched screaming]

674
00:44:20,543 --> 00:44:23,584
[yelling]

675
00:44:25,334 --> 00:44:26,251
[gulps deeply]

676
00:44:26,334 --> 00:44:28,293
I'm going in! [yells]

677
00:44:28,376 --> 00:44:31,584
-I got you!
-[yelling]

678
00:44:31,668 --> 00:44:33,209
[Maximus grunting]

679
00:44:33,293 --> 00:44:36,084
[shouting] Victoriam!

680
00:44:36,168 --> 00:44:39,334
[Maximus yelling]

681
00:44:39,418 --> 00:44:42,709
[low growling]

682
00:44:42,793 --> 00:44:44,543
[groans]

683
00:44:46,376 --> 00:44:48,168
[high-pitched screaming]

684
00:44:48,251 --> 00:44:51,126
[Thaddeus yells]

685
00:44:51,209 --> 00:44:53,459
[Gulper groans]

686
00:44:53,543 --> 00:44:55,751
[Thaddeus groans, whimpers]

687
00:45:02,459 --> 00:45:04,001
[Maximus] Ah.

688
00:45:06,043 --> 00:45:07,709
-You saved me!
-Huh.

689
00:45:07,793 --> 00:45:10,126
You saved me first.

690
00:45:15,001 --> 00:45:17,793
[contemplative music playing]

691
00:45:19,751 --> 00:45:21,293
[barking]

692
00:45:28,709 --> 00:45:30,709
Huh. Oh.

693
00:45:33,834 --> 00:45:36,793
[ominous music playing]

694
00:45:38,668 --> 00:45:41,376
[CX404 whimpering]

695
00:45:45,626 --> 00:45:48,293
[CX404 sniffing]

696
00:45:48,376 --> 00:45:50,584
Is that...?

697
00:45:50,668 --> 00:45:52,834
The head.

698
00:45:52,918 --> 00:45:54,501
[Thaddeus] The head?!

699
00:45:54,584 --> 00:45:56,793
It's the head! Yes!

700
00:45:56,876 --> 00:45:58,959
-Yeah!
-[whoops]

701
00:45:59,043 --> 00:46:00,459
Yeah!

702
00:46:00,543 --> 00:46:02,793
[slow, ominous music playing]

703
00:46:29,376 --> 00:46:31,418
♪ ♪

704
00:46:37,793 --> 00:46:39,793
[panting]

705
00:46:50,584 --> 00:46:52,334
Sir.

706
00:46:52,418 --> 00:46:55,376
Sir, please. I need water.

707
00:46:56,459 --> 00:46:58,168
Please.

708
00:46:58,251 --> 00:47:00,876
[panting]

709
00:47:03,418 --> 00:47:04,834
Please!

710
00:47:10,168 --> 00:47:12,668
[panting]

711
00:47:12,751 --> 00:47:14,751
[quiet, tense music plays]

712
00:47:38,918 --> 00:47:41,084
[rad meter peaking]

713
00:47:54,793 --> 00:47:58,334
Water, water everywhere,
and not a drop to drink.

714
00:47:59,251 --> 00:48:01,584
Ain't much stays clean up here, Vaultie.

715
00:48:02,918 --> 00:48:04,126
You'll see.

716
00:48:05,168 --> 00:48:07,293
Is that what happened to you?

717
00:48:07,376 --> 00:48:10,209
[panting] Radiation?

718
00:48:10,293 --> 00:48:12,459
Something like that.

719
00:48:17,293 --> 00:48:19,293
[Lucy panting]

720
00:48:29,251 --> 00:48:32,001
[weapon fires]

721
00:48:35,376 --> 00:48:37,584
[pants, gasps softly]

722
00:48:41,543 --> 00:48:43,459
[wind whistling]

723
00:48:43,543 --> 00:48:45,501
[♪ Buck Owens & the Buckaroos:
"Act Naturally"]

724
00:48:51,959 --> 00:48:56,376
♪They're gonna put me in the movies ♪

725
00:48:57,418 --> 00:49:00,626
♪ They're gonna make
a big star out of me ♪

726
00:49:00,709 --> 00:49:02,543
[whistles]

727
00:49:02,626 --> 00:49:06,418
♪ We'll make the film
about a man that's sad and lonely...

728
00:49:06,501 --> 00:49:08,543
-Yeah.
-Okay.

729
00:49:08,626 --> 00:49:10,293
You ready to meet the suits?

730
00:49:10,376 --> 00:49:11,834
Uh, I'll try not to embarrass you.

731
00:49:11,918 --> 00:49:14,251
No promises, though.

732
00:49:14,334 --> 00:49:16,709
-All right.
-[Yaffe] Mr. Howard.

733
00:49:16,793 --> 00:49:18,543
-Hello. Hi.
-Great to meet you.

734
00:49:18,626 --> 00:49:20,709
Hey, nice to meet you.

735
00:49:20,793 --> 00:49:24,001
On behalf of the whole Vault-Tec family,
we wanted to say how delighted we are

736
00:49:24,084 --> 00:49:26,584
that Barb could use her connections
to get to you.

737
00:49:26,668 --> 00:49:29,168
You know, I've never done
an advertisement before in my life.

738
00:49:29,251 --> 00:49:30,376
Hmm.

739
00:49:30,459 --> 00:49:33,334
But then again,
my wife has never asked me to, so...

740
00:49:33,418 --> 00:49:34,959
-[laughter]
-Yeah.

741
00:49:35,043 --> 00:49:38,084
Okay. Uh, over here?

742
00:49:38,168 --> 00:49:43,001
Huh? Yeah. Um...

743
00:49:43,084 --> 00:49:46,001
-[applause]
-Ah.

744
00:49:46,084 --> 00:49:49,209
Thank you. Thank you.
Uh, thank you very much.

745
00:49:50,251 --> 00:49:52,459
Uh, this... Thank you.
Uh, this suit is tight.

746
00:49:52,543 --> 00:49:54,709
-This thing really block radiation?
-[camera shutter clicks]

747
00:49:57,418 --> 00:50:00,251
-Absolutely.
-[Cooper] If I may say, I-I-I...

748
00:50:00,334 --> 00:50:03,126
-You all are doing, um, God's work here.
-[camera shutter clicking]

749
00:50:03,209 --> 00:50:06,376
And, uh, on behalf
of every decent American,

750
00:50:06,459 --> 00:50:08,584
I just want to say thank you.

751
00:50:08,668 --> 00:50:11,918
Oh. Uh, to you. Yeah.

752
00:50:12,001 --> 00:50:13,959
Well... [clears throat] Okay, here we go.

753
00:50:14,043 --> 00:50:19,043
♪ Well, I'll bet you
I'm a gonna be a big star ♪

754
00:50:19,126 --> 00:50:20,543
-Uh, like this.
-♪ Might win an Oscar ♪

755
00:50:20,626 --> 00:50:23,668
♪ You can never tell ♪

756
00:50:24,709 --> 00:50:26,959
♪ The movie's gonna ♪

757
00:50:27,043 --> 00:50:29,834
-♪ Make me a big star ♪
-No, no, no.

758
00:50:29,918 --> 00:50:32,626
♪ 'Cause I can play the part so well...

759
00:50:32,709 --> 00:50:35,418
Hey, I-I have an idea. What if, uh...

760
00:50:35,501 --> 00:50:37,334
What if I do... were to do,
like, a thumbs-up?

761
00:50:37,418 --> 00:50:38,959
Go for it, Coop.

762
00:50:39,043 --> 00:50:41,334
You called him Coop?

763
00:50:41,418 --> 00:50:45,043
♪ Then I know
that you will plainly see ♪

764
00:50:46,251 --> 00:50:50,709
♪ Biggest fool
that's ever hit the big time ♪

765
00:50:51,376 --> 00:50:55,584
♪ And all I gotta do is act naturally ♪

766
00:51:01,418 --> 00:51:05,751
♪ We'll make the scene
about a man that's sad and lonely ♪

767
00:51:06,751 --> 00:51:11,626
♪ And begging down upon his bended knee ♪

768
00:51:11,709 --> 00:51:16,918
♪ I'll play the part
but I won't need rehearsing ♪

769
00:51:17,001 --> 00:51:21,668
♪ All I'll have to do is act naturally ♪

770
00:51:21,751 --> 00:51:26,834
♪ Well, I'll bet you
I'm a gonna be a big star ♪

771
00:51:26,918 --> 00:51:31,501
♪ Might win an Oscar, you can never tell ♪

772
00:51:32,501 --> 00:51:36,459
♪ The movie's gonna make me a big star ♪

773
00:51:37,459 --> 00:51:42,543
♪ 'Cause I can play the part so well ♪

774
00:51:42,626 --> 00:51:46,668
♪ Well, I hope you come
and see me in the movie ♪

775
00:51:47,918 --> 00:51:51,876
♪ And then I'll know
that you will plainly see ♪

776
00:51:53,084 --> 00:51:57,918
♪ The biggest fool
that's ever hit the big time ♪

777
00:51:58,001 --> 00:52:02,751
♪ And all I gotta do is act naturally ♪♪

778
00:52:07,543 --> 00:52:09,543
[quiet, tense music playing]

779
00:52:29,626 --> 00:52:31,626
♪ ♪

780
00:53:01,626 --> 00:53:03,626
♪ ♪

781
00:53:33,251 --> 00:53:35,251
♪ ♪