1 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,764 Okay. Just so we're on the same page, 2 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:17,309 whoever wrote that on your neck also wrote the threatening note. 3 00:00:17,392 --> 00:00:19,645 -But how do we know who it is? -Okay, so here's the plan. 4 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:21,522 -Yeah. -I'm gonna get everybody in this house 5 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:25,025 to write the word "diarrhea," like it's written here, 6 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:27,569 and then compare the handwriting style, see if it matches. 7 00:00:27,653 --> 00:00:30,781 I don't get it, but I'm gonna be the first to do it. So come on, watch this. 8 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:34,409 This is what I'm gonna do. But why don't you just have them write the capital E? 9 00:00:34,493 --> 00:00:37,496 Well, because whoever did this used the backwards E's and misspelled the word. 10 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:38,580 That's the killer. 11 00:00:38,664 --> 00:00:42,125 One "diarrhea" coming up. 12 00:00:42,209 --> 00:00:44,795 Cha-cha-cha! Did I kill him? 13 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:47,256 Well, you misspelled it. But the wrong way. 14 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:49,758 It's really hard to spell. What about those E's? 15 00:00:49,842 --> 00:00:52,302 You knew about the backwards E's. Not gonna work on you. 16 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,721 Unless I had a different sample of my writing 17 00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:56,974 to prove that that's how I do my E's. 18 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,392 -Whoo-pow! -Ah, yeah. 19 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:01,019 Capital E, perfect way, with an S to impress. 20 00:01:01,103 --> 00:01:03,397 -Yeah. See? There you-- -So Chelsea's a suspect then? 21 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:05,691 -It's Culp and Danner. -There's still a big gap 22 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:08,861 between Brett and Aniq's story, including Aniq's hazy period 23 00:01:08,944 --> 00:01:11,446 before he passed out when he was drunk 24 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:13,699 and conveniently doesn't remember anything. 25 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:16,618 Right now, he's up to something in the bathroom. Just saying. 26 00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:19,580 We've got to get out of here. I've got to get everybody's writing samples. 27 00:01:19,663 --> 00:01:22,124 If I'm gonna clear my name, I need hard evidence. 28 00:01:23,876 --> 00:01:26,920 Holy shit, dude. Holy shit. 29 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:29,131 I just saved your life. Say thank you now. 30 00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:30,841 -Thank you. -You want hard evidence? 31 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:34,011 There is a secret hidden camera in Xavier's bedroom. 32 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:37,723 It is in Oates's eye in the Private Eyes movie poster. Watching you. 33 00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:39,933 Or maybe it was Hall. I don't know which is which. 34 00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:41,018 You installed cameras? 35 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,687 It wasn't me. It was a different company. You should never use them. 36 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:47,107 You should come to me. But I noticed them when I was installing my A/V equipment. 37 00:01:47,191 --> 00:01:48,567 Do you know what that means? 38 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:50,944 -There's evidence that exonerates me. -Yes! 39 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:54,281 -That shows the real killer! -That shows that you are not the killer. 40 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:56,742 -Yasper, you're amazing. -I am amazing. 41 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:58,243 -Have a dance, have a dance. -Yeah. 42 00:01:58,327 --> 00:01:59,328 Have a dance. 43 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,122 This really should be more intuitive. 44 00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:04,333 Okay. Go ahead and just rewind it back by three hours. 45 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:07,377 You know what? It looks like the laptop is hooked up into the consoles. 46 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:10,672 This does not look very user-friendly. I would have nailed this out of the park, 47 00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:12,633 but I think I can help you access the footage. 48 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:13,717 -We're good. -Hey. 49 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,678 Just let the police do their thing. All right, A/V guy? 50 00:02:17,179 --> 00:02:19,223 It doesn't seem like this guy knows what he's doing. 51 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:24,645 Suspects do not handle evidence! 'Kay? Thank you. 52 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:26,188 You're pressing the wrong buttons. 53 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:28,732 Please. Stand back. Thanks. 54 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:31,777 -I can't watch this. -Okay. Literally called him "A/V guy." 55 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,779 Just click on this right here, and then that one… 56 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:37,908 You know what I'm gonna do? I am going to craft a meanly worded tweet. 57 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:38,992 And here it comes. 58 00:02:39,076 --> 00:02:41,286 @marincountysheriffsdepartment, 59 00:02:41,370 --> 00:02:45,165 add me to the long list of people who have been oppressed by the police. 60 00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:47,751 -Don't write that. -Too much. I should think before I type. 61 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:50,796 -Okay. Well, double-click this. -No. I've already done that, Danner. 62 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:52,881 -Well, let me try. Let me try. -No. Oh, my God. 63 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:54,174 -What the… -No, no, no. 64 00:02:54,258 --> 00:02:55,926 -No. -What, what, what? 65 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:58,345 -No, no. -What button did you just push? 66 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:00,055 -No. -What button did you just push? 67 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:01,974 See? You should've let me help you out. 68 00:03:02,057 --> 00:03:04,726 There's gotta be a backup or something. Call the security company. 69 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:07,688 It's a closed-circuit security system, so everything is saved to exactly that. 70 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:10,023 If they erase it, it's gone forever. They screwed up. 71 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:11,233 Damn it! 72 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:12,776 It's the only thing exonerating me. 73 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:14,403 We go on. 74 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:15,737 -Did you say, "We go on?" -No. 75 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:18,198 Okay. How about this? You get those handwriting samples. 76 00:03:18,282 --> 00:03:19,741 I'll take care of this. Watch this. 77 00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:23,328 Uh-oh. Listen, I'm not a "I told you so" type guy, 78 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:25,706 so who cares about what just happened? I told you so. 79 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:27,207 But I'm gonna help you out, okay? 80 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:29,626 I knew Xavier probably better than anybody else here, 81 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,753 and I was with Aniq for almost the entire night, 82 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:34,214 so I can tell you details of every second of his whereabouts. 83 00:03:34,298 --> 00:03:35,757 Let me go next. 84 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:40,929 You know what? You better not be wasting my time. 85 00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:44,057 -We're gonna just wrap you up. -I'm telling you, you're gonna love this. 86 00:03:44,141 --> 00:03:45,184 I'm a storyteller… 87 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:47,936 With music 88 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:51,648 Not so adorkable anymore, huh? 89 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,233 Did you call me adorkable? 90 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:55,903 What? 91 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,744 -Get your hand off my recorder. -You got it. 92 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:47,704 -And have a seat over here. -Over there is fine. 93 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,039 -Thank you. -See you in a bit. 94 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:53,710 All right. This one's gonna break me. 95 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:57,506 So tell me your story. From the beginning. The whole night. 96 00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:59,800 -You wanna hear it from the top? -Yeah, from the tip-top. 97 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:01,009 Okay. 98 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:05,138 Turn me up. Turn the snare up. 99 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:10,978 What are you doing? Why are you nodding your head? 100 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:12,688 Feeling the beat. Give me a second. 101 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:37,254 Yasper in the house! Let's go! 102 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:39,464 Okay! Ned! 103 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:40,883 Hey! 104 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:43,468 Yasper! Looking hot! 105 00:05:43,552 --> 00:05:44,553 Chelsea! 106 00:05:47,598 --> 00:05:49,057 -Hey, Yasper. It's me. -Okay. 107 00:05:49,141 --> 00:05:51,185 You guys wanna see me flip? You wanna see me flip? 108 00:05:56,148 --> 00:05:57,149 Hey, Yas! 109 00:05:58,066 --> 00:06:01,153 Bah, bah, don't do it to him Bah, duh, duh 110 00:06:01,236 --> 00:06:02,446 How great is this party? 111 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:03,906 -It's okay. -Oh, no. 112 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:07,367 How do I look? Have you seen Zoë? Think this top button is too formal? 113 00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:09,870 You're too nervous. You're thinking about stuff too much, okay? 114 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:12,206 Tonight is a second chance for both of us. 115 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:15,626 You're gonna hook up with Zoë, and I'm gonna get Xavier to bless my track. 116 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:18,253 Okay, hold on a second. 117 00:06:18,921 --> 00:06:21,256 Sorry. I forgot. You're a civilian, right? 118 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:24,301 Let me explain it to you. Blessing a track, it works like this. 119 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:28,639 A huge artist, a real famous artist, goes on an emerging artist's track, right? 120 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,933 It's like a musical cosign saying, "This guy's incredible. 121 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:34,269 Listen to this guy. I'm about to rap next to this guy 'cause he's so good," right? 122 00:06:34,353 --> 00:06:38,232 Perfect example is 50 Cent appeared on the Game's first track. 123 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:39,816 Changed the game for the Game. 124 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:43,529 Why would a big star like Xavier wanna help you? 125 00:06:43,612 --> 00:06:45,864 -You're just a A/V guy. -Xavier and I, 126 00:06:45,948 --> 00:06:47,908 we were in a ska band together in high school. 127 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:50,035 You should check it out. Do you have a helmet? 128 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:52,746 If you put on the helmet, 'cause it might blow your freaking mind. 129 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:54,665 It's really good. 130 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:57,251 But that's what it is for us, right? We were in a band together, 131 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:59,378 so we are bonded by the beat. 132 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:02,965 Let's just back it up for a second. So, you show up to the party. 133 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:06,718 -And you are just jumping and flipping. -That's me, yeah. 134 00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:09,179 You seem a little tall to be in gymnastics. 135 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:11,265 Yeah, that's what my coach said. But look at me now. 136 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:14,351 I got, like, 40,000 participation trophies at home. 137 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,270 And also, I was hype. I was feeling incredible. 138 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:19,648 I was feeling good, 'cause I knew tonight was my second shot to be a star. 139 00:07:19,731 --> 00:07:22,359 But I also wanted to help Aniq with his mission. 140 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:25,070 I don't know. Maybe I should just forget about the whole Zoë thing. 141 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:27,406 I mean, I had my shot in high school, and I didn't take it. 142 00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:29,575 What? No, no, no. See, that's the fear talking. 143 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:32,160 Now listen up close, 'cause this may sound shocking. 144 00:07:32,244 --> 00:07:33,662 -You about to rap? -Yep! 145 00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:35,998 We all get a moment Where the stars align 146 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:38,792 The universe gives us a verse In the song of time 147 00:07:38,876 --> 00:07:41,503 The spotlight swings our way And it's our time to shine 148 00:07:41,587 --> 00:07:44,089 We're handed a mic on the stage of life Time to rhyme 149 00:07:44,173 --> 00:07:46,884 But what happens if you choked And you didn't catch a break? 150 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,720 If you fail, do you bail With your tail between your legs? 151 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:52,472 What about those of us who missed Our shot, didn't rise to the top 152 00:07:52,556 --> 00:07:54,850 Never became the cream And we just remained the crop? 153 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:57,686 I've heard it said before That we get one shot in life 154 00:07:57,769 --> 00:08:00,189 And even though that may be true It's not exactly right 155 00:08:00,272 --> 00:08:02,983 'Cause here's a secret Even though we get one shot in life 156 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:05,944 We all get that one shot twice 157 00:08:06,028 --> 00:08:08,322 We all get one shot twice 158 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:10,741 We all get one shot twice 159 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:13,493 In other words We get two shots in life 160 00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:15,871 That's right We all get one shot twice 161 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:18,957 The way you're saying It's confusing, but I think I understand 162 00:08:19,041 --> 00:08:21,710 Everybody gets one shot Times a second chance? 163 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:24,254 Exactly, somehow I didn't make it with my ska band 164 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:26,632 Apparently pop, punk or brass Doesn't win you fans 165 00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:29,801 So do I hang up my suspenders Porkpie and trombone? 166 00:08:29,885 --> 00:08:32,304 Be content installing A/V equipment In people's homes? 167 00:08:32,386 --> 00:08:34,806 Hell no, because life's Gonna throw you two bones 168 00:08:34,890 --> 00:08:37,601 That's right We get to kill one bird with two stones 169 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:40,604 Eric Stoltz couldn't go back in time And get rehired 170 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:43,023 As Marty in Back to the Future After he was fired 171 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:45,776 But then he got a cool supporting role In Pulp Fiction 172 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:48,779 And now he's a sought-after director Of television 173 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,073 We all get one shot twice 174 00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:53,742 We all get one shot twice 175 00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:56,078 In other words We get two shots at life 176 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:58,830 That's right We all get one shot twice 177 00:08:58,914 --> 00:09:01,458 -Two shots -To launch a second career 178 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:03,919 -Two shots -Like my Uncle Amir 179 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:05,712 -Two shots -He was a lawyer 180 00:09:05,796 --> 00:09:07,297 Now he's kick-starting a microbrew 181 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:09,466 'Cause you don't get one shot You get two 182 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:12,052 I fell in love with Zoë In Mr. Shapiro's class 183 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:14,680 Chemistry partners Whose chemistry was unmatched 184 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:16,974 Maybe with the exception Of hydrogen and oxygen 185 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,226 -Water -But I never made a move 186 00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:20,519 So she walked to the altar 187 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:22,813 With another dude And I got so depressed 188 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,566 I fell apart like The West Wing After Sorkin left 189 00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:28,151 I was filled with regret But if this song is correct 190 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,486 I missed my one shot at love 191 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:30,863 But I got one shot left 192 00:09:30,946 --> 00:09:32,406 And now it's time for my verse 193 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:33,657 Tonight for me is gonna be-- 194 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,075 If your first movie bombs 195 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,243 Make a better sequel 196 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:37,703 You fail the bar exam 197 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:39,037 Become a paralegal 198 00:09:39,121 --> 00:09:41,999 Your first band, the Quarrymen Doesn't move the needle 199 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,668 Form a second band And call it the fucking Beatles 200 00:09:47,129 --> 00:09:49,798 We all get one shot twice 201 00:09:49,882 --> 00:09:52,634 We all get one shot twice 202 00:09:52,718 --> 00:09:54,803 In other words We get two shots at life 203 00:09:54,887 --> 00:09:57,764 That's right We all get one shot twice 204 00:09:57,848 --> 00:10:00,434 -Two shots -We all get one shot twice 205 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:03,270 We all get one shot twice 206 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:05,439 In other words We get two shots at life 207 00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:08,358 That's right We all get one shot twice 208 00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:09,610 Two shots 209 00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:17,451 You know, normally, I would want to hear every single detail. 210 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:21,121 But with you, I would just love it if you could just skip to the part 211 00:10:21,205 --> 00:10:23,457 where Aniq gets drunk and what happened. 212 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,876 I can't skip ahead. I'm telling you a story here. 213 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:29,171 I'm building character arcs, dynamics, all these things. 214 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:32,633 A's, B's, whoo, whoo, whoo. You gotta enjoy it, okay? 215 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:34,635 You're gonna-- It's gonna be worth it in the end. 216 00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:37,554 And then you're gonna be like, "I wish you did more of this," so… 217 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:41,183 Inhale your love for the fetus 218 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:44,061 and exhale the toxins. 219 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,523 Somebody's in here. There's a person in here. 220 00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:49,441 -Hi. -Oh, yeah. 221 00:10:49,525 --> 00:10:51,068 What is it that you're doing exactly? 222 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:55,239 I'm trying to meditate to stay calm. 223 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:58,575 Yeah, totally. Could you write on this piece of paper, 224 00:10:58,659 --> 00:11:01,245 "I have diarrhea" or "don't have diarrhea"? 225 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:06,291 I'm sorry. You interrupted my sacred meditation for diarrhea? 226 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:10,337 No. Actually, I interrupted you for a game about diarrhea. 227 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:13,423 See-- All right. Imagine a town, all right? 228 00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:15,008 With villagers. 229 00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:16,760 With ghosts. 230 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:19,346 With a barrel of clams. 231 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:20,597 And one toilet. 232 00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:23,183 Okay, you know what? I'm gonna do it. 233 00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:25,769 And that way, you could probably just leave me alone afterwards. 234 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:27,437 -All right. -Yeah. Okay. 235 00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:30,107 Thinking about calling it "Spooky Dookies." 236 00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:33,527 -Okay. There you go. -Thank you. 237 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:36,530 All right. What is this? Like, the British spelling? 238 00:11:37,281 --> 00:11:38,866 Australian actually. 239 00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:41,910 My recent trip to Melbourne is where my baby was conceived. 240 00:11:41,994 --> 00:11:44,705 -Yeah, that's enough. I appreciate that. -Okay. 241 00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:49,001 And so the villagers are kind of just deciding amongst themselves, like, 242 00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:51,253 -whether they do or don't have it. -Aniq. 243 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:54,047 Why would you think it's appropriate to play a game right now? 244 00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:57,259 -And it's about diarrhea? -Somebody say diarrhea game? 245 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:01,471 -I'm in. -Okay. Yeah. 246 00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:05,309 So you're just gonna write whether you do or don't have diarrhea. 247 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,811 And then you initial right there. 248 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:09,855 An H in the middle. That's new. 249 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,064 Diarhrea! 250 00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:13,275 I love this game. 251 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,402 Yes! 252 00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:19,031 -Okay. I know it sounds weird. -Yeah. 253 00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:24,828 So Aniq was just obsessed with being alone with Zoë. 254 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:27,748 So while he was pursuing that, I went to find Xavier 255 00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:31,084 to reconnect our bond so I can ask him to… Hit me with it! 256 00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:33,253 -Bless your track? -That's it! 257 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,007 Xavier. My God, I didn't know you were going to be here. 258 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,885 Yeah. No, I'm just trying to keep a low profile tonight. 259 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:42,554 -Just blend in, you know? -But you came in on a helicopter, right? 260 00:12:42,638 --> 00:12:46,558 Yeah, right. But we came in real low. Under-the-radar type of deal, you know. 261 00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:47,851 Ah. You, baby. 262 00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:49,186 -You know it. -You know what? 263 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,522 We gotta catch up. Say, by the bar? I'll get you a drink. 264 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,316 Yeah. I could use another drink. You want one? 265 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:58,111 -I'm good, thanks. -Okay, yeah. BRB. 266 00:12:58,195 --> 00:12:59,613 Be around, baby. BRB. 267 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,365 It means "be right back." 268 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,449 -Yeah. -Yeah. 269 00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:03,784 Hey, two shots. 270 00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:12,543 Man, we have been through some unbelievable stuff. 271 00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,419 Unforgettable, you and me. Can you believe it? 272 00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:17,214 And here we are. The two-man band reunites. 273 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,550 Are you talking about Ska-pe Diem reuniting? 274 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:23,220 Ska. So fucking dumb. 275 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,805 So dumb. 276 00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:29,142 But also, like, I guess, super important and dedicated to ending racism, right? 277 00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:31,728 I guess we weren't all that bad for lame-ass teenagers. 278 00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:32,813 We had our moments. 279 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,898 Hey, you know what? To moments. 280 00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,108 -What do you think? -Good. 281 00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:37,192 Ready? 282 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,160 You were still going by Eugene back then. 283 00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:49,580 Do you remember? Until I was like, "Go by your middle name. 284 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:50,831 You gotta go by Xavier." 285 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:53,458 -That's right. That was you. -You're the one with the middle name. 286 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:55,669 -I was just like, "Use it." -You changed my life, man. 287 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:56,753 Yes. 288 00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:58,839 'Cause the party's never ending 289 00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:01,425 And we're skanking till it's late! 290 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:03,844 That song was fire, man. 291 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:04,928 Yeah, I know. I know. 292 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,930 You know, I'm actually making 293 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,432 -my own music right now. -Are you? 294 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,601 -Yeah. Yeah, yeah. -Good for you, man. That's great. 295 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:13,395 -Thanks. -Hey, where did Zoë go? 296 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,606 Hey, actually, you know what? Um… 297 00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:18,859 Shit. I'm sure people ask you this stuff all the time, 298 00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:21,820 but, um, man, I'd really love it if you could bless one of my tracks. 299 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:26,074 Just like an intro, or, "Here comes Yasper," or something like that. 300 00:14:26,158 --> 00:14:27,743 -Something classic you. -Yeah. 301 00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,203 It doesn't have to be a big thing. 302 00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:31,872 -Maybe one day. -What about tonight at the after-party? 303 00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:35,918 We can go to your place, and we can just record it in the studio that I installed. 304 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:37,794 What-- What do you say? 305 00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:39,630 Yeah, sure. Whatever. 306 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,389 Yeah! 307 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:55,020 He said, "Yeah, sure, whatever" 308 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:57,856 Three words and 16 letters 309 00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:01,276 That mean, "I unambiguously agree To bless your track" 310 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:06,323 And there's no way That I'm misinterpreting that 311 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,407 Here we go! 312 00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:11,745 "Yeah, sure, whatever" 313 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:14,164 Means we're gonna work together 314 00:15:14,248 --> 00:15:17,793 And turn Yasper into a household name 315 00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:22,798 He wants to do for me What 50 did for the Game 316 00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:24,508 Minus their ensuing beef 317 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,803 That exchange Could not have gone better 318 00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:29,888 I can't believe he said 319 00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:32,432 "Yeah, sure, whatever" 320 00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:37,479 "Yeah" is just a cool guy's way Of saying yes 321 00:15:37,563 --> 00:15:41,441 "Sure" means he's absolutely positive He wants to bless 322 00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:44,319 But of the three words The third is the best 323 00:15:44,403 --> 00:15:47,614 "Whatever" means The possibilities are endless 324 00:15:47,698 --> 00:15:51,368 The music-streaming apps Are all gonna crash 325 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:54,162 Too many people Will be listening to my track 326 00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:57,165 I'll hang with Meghan, Harry Jay-Z and Bey 327 00:15:57,249 --> 00:16:00,627 'Cause they're the only ones Who will be able to relate 328 00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:03,088 To the pressures of my level of fame 329 00:16:03,172 --> 00:16:06,717 I'll develop a drug problem Probably cocaine 330 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:11,013 He said, "Yeah, sure, whatever" 331 00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:13,724 Yasper featuring Xavier 332 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:17,352 We'll be number one in 195 countries 333 00:16:17,436 --> 00:16:22,316 They'll make a sequel to A Star is Born Starring me 334 00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:24,359 These balloons can support my weight. 335 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:34,328 "Yeah, sure, whatever" 336 00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:37,039 Let's celebrate my success together 337 00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:41,126 This dance is spontaneous It's totally not choreographed 338 00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:45,714 And I will stand up on this table And tap-dance 339 00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:47,633 Everybody, now! 340 00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:49,843 Whatever, whatever 341 00:16:50,636 --> 00:16:52,137 Guys. Hey. Hey, guys? 342 00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:53,639 Don't just sing "whatever" 343 00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:57,601 It sounds much worse When you leave out "yeah" and "sure" 344 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,770 -Whatever -Okay. 345 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,231 That's really mature 346 00:17:02,314 --> 00:17:03,565 Are we back in high school? 347 00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:07,402 I'm gonna be a national treasure 348 00:17:07,486 --> 00:17:10,030 -Yeah, sure! -Okay, you know what? 349 00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:12,115 Whatever 350 00:17:13,659 --> 00:17:15,285 Chelsea? 351 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,662 Just get in. 352 00:17:17,329 --> 00:17:18,329 That's my car. 353 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,290 This is my car, everybody. 354 00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:21,875 What's happening? Hey. Hey. 355 00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:24,336 Those aren't keys. That's your lipstick, and you've ruined it. 356 00:17:25,838 --> 00:17:29,466 Yeah, I should not-- I'm not-- It's-- 357 00:17:30,634 --> 00:17:33,720 And, you know, it's… anger, you know? 358 00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:36,056 And Saint Patrick's Day party. 359 00:17:36,974 --> 00:17:38,100 He's gonna be sorry. 360 00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:39,768 Wait. Stop, stop. Who's gonna be sorry? 361 00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:41,562 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 362 00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:43,689 I gotta get to the after-party. 363 00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:46,483 You can't drive, all right? How about this? I can give you a ride. 364 00:17:47,985 --> 00:17:50,612 Yeah, sure. Whatever. 365 00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:58,161 I'm touched you asked me to play your game. 366 00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,164 Yeah. Well, everybody is participating, so it's not-- 367 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:02,624 It means a lot. 368 00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,130 -Sorry. Walt. -That's enough. 369 00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:13,969 -Hey. -Hey. 370 00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:17,514 Zoë. I'm s-sorry I was-- I was so pushy earlier. 371 00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:18,682 No, no, no. I'm sorry. 372 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,935 I didn't consider this is probably really hard for you too. 373 00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:27,733 And I'm worried about you. Everyone seems to think you did it. 374 00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:31,153 Everyone. It's all anyone's talking about. 375 00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:34,907 Sorry, you're you. That's not funny. 376 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:38,577 The real reason I'm getting everybody to do this 377 00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,287 is so I can find out who killed Xavier. 378 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:41,747 What? 379 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:42,998 Well, it's complicated. 380 00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:47,920 But whoever writes "diarrhea" the same way it's written on my neck 381 00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:49,338 may be the killer. 382 00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:51,757 Plus, I think I created a pretty fun game. 383 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:54,551 -There's three rounds, so each tier-- -What does it look like on your neck? 384 00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:57,012 You know, I'll-- I'll-- I'll show you after. 385 00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:58,555 Are you being serious? 386 00:18:58,639 --> 00:19:00,224 I don't think you could've killed anyone, 387 00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:02,226 let alone draw on me when I was passed out. 388 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:04,686 Well, I wouldn't be too sure… 389 00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,397 about that last part. 390 00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:09,233 You drew on me? 391 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,485 What-- Well, what did you draw? 392 00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:13,612 Guess you'll have to find out. 393 00:19:18,909 --> 00:19:21,912 You've got to wonder if she changed her handwriting 394 00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:23,288 because she knew it was a test. 395 00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:25,666 Is that smart? 396 00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:27,584 It's amazing you're still here. 397 00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:28,669 Thank you. 398 00:19:29,253 --> 00:19:33,549 So we rolled into the after-party. And I texted Xavier. 399 00:19:33,632 --> 00:19:36,385 What an impressive, fabulous ride, Yasper. 400 00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:38,220 Well, thank you very much. And it's mine. 401 00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:40,681 That's 100 perc-- He's texting. He's texting back right now. 402 00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:43,851 I hate this perfectly beautiful, amazing house. 403 00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:46,520 He's still texting. Still texting. Do you guys see Xavier anywhere? 404 00:19:46,979 --> 00:19:48,313 Xavier Schmavier. 405 00:19:48,397 --> 00:19:49,398 Still texting. 406 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:53,068 Maybe he's probably thinking about the perfect way to bless my track. 407 00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:55,946 Hey, buddy. If you need it, I'll bless your track, 'kay? 408 00:20:00,993 --> 00:20:02,578 Why is this taking so long? 409 00:20:02,661 --> 00:20:05,247 Yes. Yasper. How's it going, man? 410 00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:06,748 I don't know yet. 411 00:20:09,835 --> 00:20:11,837 This is my second shot 412 00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:14,631 The last one I got 413 00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:19,845 My whole future's in his fingertips 414 00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:23,056 Will I be a superstar? 415 00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:26,476 Or will I remain A four-and-a-half star 416 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:31,523 A/V installation guy on Angie's List? 417 00:20:31,607 --> 00:20:36,361 Am I destined for glory or not? 418 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:39,823 I can't stand this purgatory 419 00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:41,867 Of the dot 420 00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:43,452 Dot 421 00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:46,872 Dot 422 00:20:48,874 --> 00:20:51,877 I'm three dots 423 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:55,464 From stardom 424 00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:58,258 All of my dreams may come true 425 00:20:58,342 --> 00:21:01,345 When his text finally comes through 426 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,430 Three dots 427 00:21:03,514 --> 00:21:06,892 From stardom 428 00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:09,811 Is this a new beginning for me Or the end? 429 00:21:09,895 --> 00:21:12,898 Come on, bro, just fucking press send 430 00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:16,985 Come on, man. Just one text. Please. 431 00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:23,534 Who knows, tomorrow I could be partying with supermodels 432 00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:26,411 Drinking champagne by the bottle 433 00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:29,373 Is this guy writing me a novel? 434 00:21:30,207 --> 00:21:32,960 I'm here Are you DTB? 435 00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:36,463 Doesn't merit A very lengthy response 436 00:21:36,547 --> 00:21:37,965 You can make it brief 437 00:21:38,048 --> 00:21:41,510 A simple Y meaning yes is all I need 438 00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:43,971 Who the hell types for this long? 439 00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:47,933 The entire duration of a song 440 00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:51,895 Aniq. 441 00:21:51,979 --> 00:21:53,981 I mean, it's just a dress. 442 00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:55,357 Just a dress? Nah, nah. 443 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:58,652 That's a statement with an exclamation point. 444 00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:00,279 -Yeah? -Yeah. You know it. 445 00:22:01,947 --> 00:22:02,948 What's up, man? 446 00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:04,032 -Hey, Brett. -Yeah. 447 00:22:05,534 --> 00:22:09,037 -Brett? What the hell? -Whoops. 448 00:22:09,121 --> 00:22:10,455 Are you okay? 449 00:22:10,914 --> 00:22:11,915 I'm aces, baby. 450 00:22:11,999 --> 00:22:14,459 -You're very drunk. Aniq. Aniq. -You're so talented. 451 00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:21,967 Hey, Xavier. Xavier. I'm still waiting for that text. 452 00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:27,890 -Remember me, bro? -I remember, bitch. 453 00:22:27,973 --> 00:22:30,017 -I remember you. -Oh, yeah? What do you remember? 454 00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:31,351 It's all falling apart. 455 00:22:31,935 --> 00:22:33,854 Flaming Jell-O shots! 456 00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:36,815 -No. No, no, no, no, no, no. No. No. -That's terrible. 457 00:22:36,899 --> 00:22:37,900 -No, no. -One more. 458 00:22:37,983 --> 00:22:39,693 No, that's a candle. That's a candle. 459 00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:41,361 -You're a candle. -Whoops, here you go. 460 00:22:41,737 --> 00:22:42,988 -Thank you. -Thank you. 461 00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:46,366 I'm three dots 462 00:22:46,450 --> 00:22:50,037 From stardom 463 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:52,789 To deny the world of this voice Would be a shame 464 00:22:52,873 --> 00:22:54,041 I'm so talented 465 00:22:54,124 --> 00:22:55,918 Check out my vocal range 466 00:22:56,001 --> 00:22:58,003 Three dots 467 00:22:58,086 --> 00:23:01,590 From stardom 468 00:23:01,673 --> 00:23:04,218 I could have a song At the top of the charts 469 00:23:04,301 --> 00:23:07,387 If Xavier would just sing An itty-bitty part 470 00:23:07,471 --> 00:23:10,265 Will I be famous? 471 00:23:10,349 --> 00:23:12,726 Will I be rich? 472 00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:15,312 The only thing standing in my way 473 00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:18,649 -Is this -Dot, dot, dot 474 00:23:18,732 --> 00:23:23,070 Ellipsis 475 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:30,536 Two verses, three choruses, one bridge and a broken heart. 476 00:23:30,619 --> 00:23:34,248 What? Did you see anything else? Did you see what happened? 477 00:23:34,331 --> 00:23:36,041 I was lost in 4/4 time. 478 00:23:37,209 --> 00:23:41,421 But when I did see Aniq, I came to his rescue again. 479 00:23:42,673 --> 00:23:44,383 Could you close your legs, please? 480 00:23:46,176 --> 00:23:47,386 Thank you. 481 00:23:53,642 --> 00:23:56,270 I'm so pumped I brought my pranking pen. 482 00:23:56,353 --> 00:23:57,563 Ned, what is wrong with you? 483 00:23:57,646 --> 00:24:00,315 -That's not funny. Get off of him. -It's pranks. I put a mustache-- 484 00:24:00,399 --> 00:24:02,693 -It's very original. -Why is that funny? It's a mustache. 485 00:24:02,776 --> 00:24:05,195 It's not funny now. It'll be funny when he wakes up. 486 00:24:05,279 --> 00:24:08,031 Aniq, you okay, buddy? Can you hear me? 487 00:24:08,115 --> 00:24:10,409 What happened with your pants? How is that even possible? 488 00:24:10,492 --> 00:24:13,412 By the way, the mustache looks good. A little Lando. 489 00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:14,955 I'm gonna get you some pants, okay? 490 00:24:20,711 --> 00:24:22,296 Could be me one day. 491 00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:29,386 Mr. Shapiro! What's going on, dude? I didn't know you were gonna-- 492 00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:33,098 It's a bad time. It's a bad time? Okay. Hi, Heather. 493 00:24:34,766 --> 00:24:38,061 A hero has come. Yeah, now your penis won't be out to the world. 494 00:24:38,145 --> 00:24:39,688 Do you know what I mean? Listen to me. 495 00:24:39,771 --> 00:24:41,481 I will always be by your side. 496 00:24:41,565 --> 00:24:44,359 No matter what happens, I'm here for you. We've been through so much-- 497 00:24:44,943 --> 00:24:49,239 Oh, baby! It's back on, baby! Let's go! 498 00:24:49,323 --> 00:24:51,033 You ready for a hit track, Zoë? 499 00:24:51,116 --> 00:24:54,411 Whoo! All for one and fuck 'em all! 500 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:56,997 What a twist! What happened? 501 00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:00,292 -Chels, ready for some music magic? -Nah. I think I'm gonna go home. 502 00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:03,712 No, you can't. There's gonna be a listening party. What's wrong? Tell me. 503 00:25:03,795 --> 00:25:06,048 I was gonna do a thing tonight, and it didn't work out. 504 00:25:06,131 --> 00:25:08,300 Can I tell you something that is gonna blow your brains? 505 00:25:08,383 --> 00:25:12,221 I'm about to record a track with Xavier. It's the first time since Ska-pe Diem. 506 00:25:12,304 --> 00:25:16,141 Ska-pe Diem, the premier East Bay Area high school ska band from the mid-2000s? 507 00:25:16,225 --> 00:25:19,269 Oh, my God. You know all about us because we were incredible in high school. 508 00:25:19,353 --> 00:25:22,272 Yeah, my head exploded off my body, and I had no head for a week. 509 00:25:22,356 --> 00:25:25,651 That's not the point, I'm so sorry. The point is, take your shot now. 510 00:25:25,734 --> 00:25:29,154 It is never too late to ska-pe diem. Do you understand what I'm saying? 511 00:25:29,238 --> 00:25:32,032 I'm living proof. Look at this. From this side now. And this. 512 00:25:32,115 --> 00:25:34,743 You are the most inspiring individual I've ever met. 513 00:25:34,826 --> 00:25:37,871 -Thank you, Yasper. -What a great conversation. Thank you. 514 00:25:37,955 --> 00:25:40,165 Wait, wait, wait. Hold up, hold up. This is serious, okay? 515 00:25:40,249 --> 00:25:41,875 Does everybody know what time it is? 516 00:25:42,626 --> 00:25:44,837 It's time to party. 517 00:25:50,968 --> 00:25:53,679 Oh, okay. She's going over there too. I guess her thing involves him. 518 00:25:53,762 --> 00:25:54,763 That's cool. 519 00:25:55,848 --> 00:25:58,892 Bringing him over here. My man, to the recording studio. 520 00:25:58,976 --> 00:26:01,603 It is time for us to-- Okay, they're going up there. 521 00:26:02,437 --> 00:26:04,815 It's this way. Ah, X. Okay, you know what? 522 00:26:04,898 --> 00:26:07,568 I'll see you in the recording studio in ten minutes. Not a big deal. 523 00:26:07,651 --> 00:26:09,027 Take your time. Don't rush. 524 00:26:09,111 --> 00:26:11,405 Good for her. That's fine. I can wait it out. No problem. 525 00:26:11,488 --> 00:26:12,364 In the meantime, though… 526 00:26:15,909 --> 00:26:20,205 Obviously, I had to take a selfie to memorialize the historic moment. 527 00:26:21,582 --> 00:26:23,667 What, this thing? 528 00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:25,127 That's good. 529 00:26:26,295 --> 00:26:31,341 Xavier's text said Track 12 in the Work in Progress folder would work for our collab. 530 00:26:31,425 --> 00:26:32,509 So I opened it up. 531 00:26:48,358 --> 00:26:50,277 How great is this party 532 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:56,283 No! No! How great is this party? 533 00:26:57,951 --> 00:26:59,077 I don't get it. What's so funny? 534 00:26:59,161 --> 00:27:01,121 You may wanna write this down to remember it later, 535 00:27:01,205 --> 00:27:02,748 so you can talk about it yourself. 536 00:27:02,831 --> 00:27:07,169 So, right when Xavier and I transitioned from Sublime covers to originals, 537 00:27:07,252 --> 00:27:10,088 I came up with the perfect musical philosophy. 538 00:27:10,172 --> 00:27:14,009 -The four categories of songs. -Please do not list them. 539 00:27:14,092 --> 00:27:19,139 Category one: "I love you, or I hate you, but I secretly love you." 540 00:27:19,223 --> 00:27:21,767 -Okay, those I like. -Right? 541 00:27:21,850 --> 00:27:23,393 -That's a great type of song. -Uh-huh. 542 00:27:23,477 --> 00:27:26,146 Two: "I'm so great," or "My hometown's so great." 543 00:27:26,230 --> 00:27:29,775 Category three: "Come on, everybody. Listen up, this is important." 544 00:27:29,858 --> 00:27:32,069 See, those are your issues songs. Those are your Bono's, 545 00:27:32,152 --> 00:27:33,695 your Macklemore's, know what I'm saying? 546 00:27:33,779 --> 00:27:36,907 People that have something to say. To give something to society. 547 00:27:36,990 --> 00:27:40,118 And then number four… Drumroll, please. Hit me with a drumroll. 548 00:27:40,202 --> 00:27:43,247 You're not doing it. Hit me with a drumroll. I'll do it. 549 00:27:43,330 --> 00:27:45,082 Do it with me. You don't have to. That's fine. 550 00:27:45,165 --> 00:27:48,085 Number four: "How great is this party?" 551 00:27:48,168 --> 00:27:51,588 That's the party anthem, because every single time Xavier and I played together, 552 00:27:51,672 --> 00:27:55,509 I would grab the microphone and yell, "How great is this party?" 553 00:27:55,592 --> 00:27:56,844 And people would go nuts. 554 00:27:56,927 --> 00:27:59,221 That's why Xavier said that I inspired it. 555 00:27:59,304 --> 00:28:01,765 Wow. Congratulations, man. 556 00:28:01,849 --> 00:28:04,893 It sounds like to me you got one rosebush 557 00:28:04,977 --> 00:28:08,146 just growing on a big ol' pile of shit. 558 00:28:08,230 --> 00:28:10,190 From you, it means so much. Thank you very much. 559 00:28:11,108 --> 00:28:12,985 So, Xav's track was good, 560 00:28:13,068 --> 00:28:15,362 but it lacked hype. The secret ingredient. 561 00:28:15,445 --> 00:28:19,908 Luckily, I had the perfect source. Our MLK Day concert. 562 00:28:19,992 --> 00:28:22,286 How great is this party? 563 00:28:22,369 --> 00:28:24,705 So I sampled the audio of myself shouting… 564 00:28:24,788 --> 00:28:27,082 "How great is this party?" 565 00:28:27,165 --> 00:28:28,542 …and put it on the track. 566 00:28:29,168 --> 00:28:31,336 How great is this party? 567 00:28:31,420 --> 00:28:33,839 How great is this party? 568 00:28:33,922 --> 00:28:34,923 In the back now. 569 00:28:35,007 --> 00:28:37,009 -How-- How-- How-- -She don't wanna leave 570 00:28:37,092 --> 00:28:39,219 -But she leaving with me -How-- How-- 571 00:28:39,803 --> 00:28:41,138 Fuck around and sip Bacardí 572 00:28:41,221 --> 00:28:43,140 But nine minutes had already gone by, 573 00:28:43,223 --> 00:28:44,933 and Xav still wasn't done with Chelsea. 574 00:28:45,017 --> 00:28:46,018 I couldn't risk it. 575 00:28:46,101 --> 00:28:47,686 How-- How great is this party? 576 00:28:47,769 --> 00:28:49,646 So I ideated an idea. 577 00:28:51,064 --> 00:28:52,357 How great is this-- 578 00:28:56,653 --> 00:28:59,823 How great is this party? Five, six, seven… 579 00:28:59,907 --> 00:29:01,408 'Cause the party's never ending 580 00:29:01,491 --> 00:29:03,160 What on earth? 581 00:29:03,243 --> 00:29:06,038 Now we're picking up the rhythm But also erasing hate 582 00:29:06,121 --> 00:29:07,122 Solo! 583 00:29:07,206 --> 00:29:09,124 -Hey. -Oh, my God. 584 00:29:09,208 --> 00:29:11,293 -What happened to me? -Wait a second. Are you okay? 585 00:29:11,376 --> 00:29:13,587 -Are you all right? -Who did this to me? 586 00:29:14,963 --> 00:29:17,382 -It was Xavier, wasn't it? -I really don't think it was Xavier. 587 00:29:17,466 --> 00:29:20,052 Don't worry. I'm not gonna, like, freak out or anything, you know? 588 00:29:20,135 --> 00:29:21,428 I'm not gonna, like, hurt him. 589 00:29:21,512 --> 00:29:22,804 -Could you imagine? -No. 590 00:29:22,888 --> 00:29:26,308 I'm just gonna explain to Xavier that his pranks aren't okay. 591 00:29:26,391 --> 00:29:28,018 They weren't in high school, 592 00:29:28,101 --> 00:29:29,603 -and they're not now. All right? -Aniq. 593 00:29:30,187 --> 00:29:31,605 -I'll be right back, okay? -Okay. 594 00:29:31,688 --> 00:29:34,441 If you see him, could you tell him to meet me in the recording studio? 595 00:29:34,525 --> 00:29:35,567 One, two… 596 00:29:35,651 --> 00:29:38,612 A lot of people think That having fun is bad 597 00:29:38,695 --> 00:29:41,907 'Cause if you are having fun That means someone else is sad, but if-- 598 00:29:44,868 --> 00:29:47,162 And that's when I heard the scream. 599 00:29:47,246 --> 00:29:49,540 Can I see the text messages you were talking about? 600 00:29:49,623 --> 00:29:53,836 Of course. I mean, these could be the very last words he ever texted. 601 00:29:53,919 --> 00:29:58,674 Um, "Track 12 in WIP folder should work for our collab. 602 00:29:58,757 --> 00:30:00,050 You inspired it. 603 00:30:00,717 --> 00:30:03,011 Be there in-- Be there in ten minutes." 604 00:30:03,637 --> 00:30:06,223 This definitely narrows down the time of death. 605 00:30:07,724 --> 00:30:08,851 There you go. 606 00:30:11,228 --> 00:30:13,564 I was so close to my dreams. 607 00:30:14,565 --> 00:30:18,443 And-- And now they're gone. And so is Xavier. 608 00:30:18,527 --> 00:30:20,946 You know what? I understand what you're going through. 609 00:30:21,029 --> 00:30:22,823 You've got dreams. You're a hustler. 610 00:30:22,906 --> 00:30:24,533 We're both alike in a lot of ways. 611 00:30:25,534 --> 00:30:26,535 Are you hitting on me? 612 00:30:26,618 --> 00:30:27,953 Hell no. 613 00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:36,170 Often. Stress. 614 00:30:37,254 --> 00:30:39,339 And I know how to spell it, by the way. 615 00:30:40,757 --> 00:30:44,761 Besides, I've never had it before. My stools are rock-hard. Always. 616 00:30:45,512 --> 00:30:46,513 Cool. 617 00:30:46,597 --> 00:30:47,681 -Healthy. -Okay. 618 00:30:52,352 --> 00:30:54,479 Hey, Chelsea. How's it going? 619 00:30:54,563 --> 00:30:56,315 Hey, Aniq. 620 00:30:58,483 --> 00:31:00,944 You can come closer. I'm not crazy. 621 00:31:01,028 --> 00:31:03,405 No, I know. Yeah. Here I come. 622 00:31:04,615 --> 00:31:06,700 -Hey, Chelsea. -That's better. 623 00:31:06,783 --> 00:31:09,870 So, a bunch of us are playing this fun game where you-- 624 00:31:09,953 --> 00:31:14,416 Kind of, you-- you write down, like, a-- a sentence. 625 00:31:14,499 --> 00:31:17,294 That's the game? You write a sentence? 626 00:31:17,377 --> 00:31:18,629 There's three rounds to it, 627 00:31:18,712 --> 00:31:22,090 and so in the first round it's called the villager round, 628 00:31:22,174 --> 00:31:24,218 so everybody's a villager, so everybody writes down-- 629 00:31:24,301 --> 00:31:27,137 You know, I just… I don't really feel like playing any games. 630 00:31:27,221 --> 00:31:31,558 Well, the only way the game works is if everybody kind of plays, 631 00:31:31,642 --> 00:31:34,061 and you're the only one who hasn't done it. 632 00:31:34,144 --> 00:31:35,646 -Are you sure? -Yeah. I'm pretty sure. 633 00:31:35,729 --> 00:31:40,108 I got Ned, I got Brett, I got Jenn 1, I… 634 00:31:48,408 --> 00:31:49,618 Oh, my God. 635 00:31:51,787 --> 00:31:53,205 Hey, can I say one more thing? 636 00:31:53,288 --> 00:31:55,499 There's no way Aniq could have done this. 637 00:31:55,582 --> 00:31:58,335 I'm telling you, the last person to have seen Xavier was Chelsea, right? 638 00:31:58,418 --> 00:31:59,920 They were in the room together. 639 00:32:00,003 --> 00:32:03,674 And I can't speak on her mental state, but I can speak to Aniq's, and he's just-- 640 00:32:03,757 --> 00:32:07,553 He's too good of a guy. He's like a real kind human being. 641 00:32:07,636 --> 00:32:12,057 His heart is made of cotton candy and gummy bears and jollies 642 00:32:12,140 --> 00:32:15,185 that you just want to pop into your mouth and go… 643 00:32:15,686 --> 00:32:17,980 I am glad that we are done here. 644 00:32:18,063 --> 00:32:19,356 Jenn 1. 645 00:32:19,439 --> 00:32:20,941 -Exhale the toxins. -I'm calm. 646 00:32:21,024 --> 00:32:22,150 I'm not raising my voice. 647 00:32:22,234 --> 00:32:26,864 I am inviting you to stop barging in on me like a giant asshole. 648 00:32:26,947 --> 00:32:28,282 Yeah. This is important. 649 00:32:31,451 --> 00:32:32,452 Detective Danner? 650 00:32:32,536 --> 00:32:34,204 I crushed it. She loved my-- 651 00:32:34,288 --> 00:32:36,164 My BFF, Jennifer 2… 652 00:32:36,248 --> 00:32:37,291 What about her? 653 00:32:37,374 --> 00:32:38,417 She's missing. 654 00:32:39,084 --> 00:32:41,086 She was here when I woke up, and now she's not. 655 00:32:41,170 --> 00:32:44,798 Yeah. And she's nowhere in the house. I keep calling and calling. 656 00:32:44,882 --> 00:32:48,594 There's a chance we may have a second victim on our hands. 657 00:32:48,677 --> 00:32:52,014 Okay, Angela Lansbury. This is our case. So… 658 00:32:52,097 --> 00:32:53,640 No. You know what? He might be right. 659 00:32:53,724 --> 00:32:56,226 Why don't you recheck every room in the house and outside? 660 00:32:56,310 --> 00:32:57,895 Absolutely. Fuck you. 661 00:32:59,354 --> 00:33:01,398 Detective, you said outside? 662 00:33:02,065 --> 00:33:05,652 That has to be your number one priority. She will not fare well in the wild. 663 00:33:05,736 --> 00:33:09,823 Wait a second. Who could possibly have it out for Jennifer 2? 664 00:33:09,907 --> 00:33:11,992 -I don't know. -Detective. 665 00:33:12,075 --> 00:33:14,494 We found something wedged between the rocks near Xavier's body. 666 00:33:14,578 --> 00:33:16,997 Is it Jennifer 2? It's Jennifer 2. I know. 667 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,332 I knew it. She's dead. 668 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,084 Chelsea. 669 00:33:25,214 --> 00:33:28,217 Yeah. It's mine.