As the second half of the python season
shifts into high gear...
Oh, that's a dead python.
Somebody hit that thing.
Right here in my backyard.
Hunters combat horrifying new threats...
-What happened to these people? -This is creepy.
Something horrible happened out here, and you can feel it.
And battle vile beasts...
Oh! This is gonna be a pain in my butt.
To conquer their nemesis once and for all...
Fricking lightning fast.
Aah! This roadrunner...
is driving me fricking nuts.
Right here, bro!
And restore order...
-Hold on! -Okay!
To the Everglades.
Your roadrunning days are over, baby.
Aah!
As the sun rises over the Everglades...
Florida native Tes Lee is already out on the hunt,
but she's facing a challenge.
Riding solo today.
I don't got my main man Troy.
With King of the Swamp Troy Landry
tending to a family matter,
Tes is determined to excel on her own.
I'm hopeful that I'll be able to find a big female
or, you know, I'll even just take a snake.
But I'm gonna do what it takes to find one.
I don't care if it's hunting for hours, hunting for days...
I'm gonna get me one.
Not having my hunting buddy here is gonna be hard,
but I can't let the day go to waste.
Hopefully I can bring one back for our team.
It would be a huge success and even a little ego boost
if I was able to go out here and find a big female.
To give herself a chance for success,
Tes has opted to hunt in buggy country,
an area to the west of a levee
separating the cypress swamp from the sawgrass prairies.
We've got all these cypress trees out here.
We've got water out here.
It's an endless stretch of land out here.
This is definitely the area.
Gotta be patient.
Hold up.
What is that?
Oh, that's a snake.
Shoot, where did it go?
He was right here.
Where did this thing go?
I saw its body, and it looked like a good-size body.
Oh.
There's a little path right here.
He could've gone...
I don't think this is what I saw...
but it could be.
[bleep], I hate this feeling.
This is perfect, though.
Yeah, this looks good. This is thick.
There's snakes in here.
Seeing a snake while I'm out here on my own,
that means they're moving out here.
Really, really sucks
that I'm unable to get to it in time,
but the snakes are out here, and I think I'm on to 'em.
Hunting this drier, higher land
is gonna be in my favor.
Three miles north...
Those cypress trees are, like, the same size
-we have in Mississippi. -Yeah, exactly.
Ashley "Deadeye" Jones
and her partner Kaylyn Glenn
also set out to explore the big cypress area
west of the sawgrass prairies.
You can tell those are bigger cypress.
They are. That is like a perfect oasis for wildlife.
Fresh water, big trees,
and that's where our pythons are.
Yeah, you can tell how different it looks
from, like, these little dwarf ones
to the big dome trees.
Are they dome trees or just that area?
Well, they're a part of the cypress dome,
which is the area that they'll
-be within. -Okay.
Cypress domes are such a hotspot
for wildlife diversity,
and that is where the pythons I see
going every single year.
Well, if that's a good place, why don't we go there?
That cypress dome right there, it looks beautiful.
It's really lush, but it has an old camp there
where, I don't know, 20, 30 years ago
some people were murdered out there.
And I don't know, it's just... not my cup of tea.
Well, yeah, but if everybody else
is scared to go out there,
there's not gonna be a lot of traffic.
-Yeah... -I mean, trust me,
-I'm the very first one to be... -Yeah.
...not wanting to go. I mean, I will make an exception
if there's gonna be snakes.
Just maybe we can find a different cypress dome,
that's not as big and lush.
I say we go there. If there's not
a lot of people going there, there's not a lot of traffic,
that's where the snakes are gonna be.
If you'll lead the way, I'll take you there.
-But our buggy-- -If you show me where to go,
-I'll go first. -Well, that's another thing.
Our buggy can't even get there, so we're gonna
-have to walk on foot. -I think we need to go.
All right, but if something happens, it's on you.
I'm telling you, this is not something to be messing with,
but you wanna do it,
so I'm not gonna fight you on it.
We need any lights or anything?
No, I don't think we'll be here for long.
All right, you sure about this?
-It's too late now. -Okay.
We're committed.
This is the entrance to the camp.
Keep your eyes peeled.
I can't believe how grown over this is.
How did you even get in there?
I know it's gonna be hard to get to and hard to get through,
but I really think that there's gonna be a lot of snakes
and it's worth us trying to get in there.
Look at this high ground.
These are bigger trees than I'm used to seeing
-since I've been here. -Yeah, this is
a lot different than the sawgrass, isn't it?
Oh, yeah.
That is a big ass tree.
Welcome to Jurassic Park, Ashley.
On the eastern border of the Glades
in the town of Davie,
with Bruce back in Louisiana,
Zak welcomes his new partner,
his old snake hunting buddy
and fellow Floridian Aaron Crum.
What's up, what's up?
-How you doing, buddy? -Good, man.
Aaron and I go back a long time.
One thing we really have in common is,
we catch snakes and we work as a team
like glue on more glue.
I don't know how else to explain it,
but we get things done.
Wait till you see what I found.
You found something here?
Yes, come on.
I do live in the suburbs, but in South Florida
we're all right next to the Everglades.
Every single city is pretty much
a 15, 20 minute shot away and down a canal,
and we all know how those snakes love canals.
Nesting pythons right here in my backyard.
Check this out, dude.
The people in my neighborhood have been talking about
seeing pythons in the area, but I kind of thought
they were just pulling my leg because they know
I do hunt pythons on a regular basis.
But the evidence that I found today,
I know they weren't lying.
Look, here's the road.
All this stuff is intertwined, man.
That's the canal that wraps all the way to the back of my house.
Oh, you smell that?
Hell, yeah, I do.
That's a dead python. Somebody hit that thing.
Oh, you're right. Oh, that's disgusting.
There's eggs in that thing.
That's a female looking for a nest.
A bunch of them came out.
She went from that wooded area, crossing the road
to get to the canal that goes way back by my house
to go back into the forest to lay some eggs, dude.
That's crazy.
That's what they're doing. They're using the canals
as a highway just like they always do,
except all the man-made stuff
is the easiest for them to use.
I was really surprised to find out that
these pythons were that close to the houses.
If these snakes are moving closer to neighborhoods,
that means they're coming out of the Everglades.
They're probably on a venture to find more food source.
I mean, if they're gonna run out on the Everglades,
they're gonna start moving inward, I mean,
there's potential kids in the area, too,
that could get hurt. Some of these snakes are
16-foot long plus.
Nearly seven and a half million people
live in the counties surrounding the Everglades.
With over 200 miles of border
between the wildlands and surrounding areas,
pythons increasingly invade neighborhoods
deep into residential areas.
What we need to do is get back there
and really, really take our time and search around.
We got all day. If we're gonna find pythons,
we know they're here.
If we just follow where this canal navigates,
we might be able to pinpoint some of the other locations
where the pythons are.
If there's one, there's gotta be more.
Look at that right there.
-Wow. -That's a trail, dude.
But look where this leads to. Check this out.
-Yeah. -That's a big game trail.
We keep heading back that way, that's the back of my house.
This is a big forest, man. Come on.
In the far reaches of the cypress swamp...
No risk, no reward, Kaylyn.
We need to stay close and protect ourselves.
Against Kaylyn's reservations,
Ashley wants to look for pythons in an old camp
rumored to have been the site of a heinous crime.
What is that?
Here's a tire.
Oh, there's something over here, too.
Look.
Look at this.
Is that a fence?
Yeah, this is a fence around the tree.
Looks like a well right there.
Something else. A lawn chair?
Everything that's out here is ordinary
for a camp that's been abandoned.
But when you think about what happened out here,
it makes it a lot creepier.
You know that something horrible
happened out here, and you can feel it.
I definitely don't wanna linger here for too long.
We're not trying to sit here and have a picnic.
The Everglades has earned an ominous reputation
as home to many unsolved murders.
Over the years, the dense untouched wilderness
has become an infamous dumping ground for dead bodies.
What is that?
Is that, like, a tank or something?
Oh, wow. Huh. Got a bathtub.
Looks like something's been ratting around here.
Like a dumpster.
Thirsty?
What is this place?
What happened to these people?
I just know that there was a murder that happened,
and my grandfather knew about it,
and he told all of us when we were coming out here
to just stay clear of this place.
-Now look at us. -I know.
What is that?
Kaylyn, come here. Here's a snake!
-You saw a snake? -Yeah.
Where? Where did you see it?
Look, it went right through there,
right underneath that gate.
I don't know. How far does it go?
I can't get around it. I can't get through it.
-Did you find the end of it? -This is the end of it.
It had to have come out right here.
-Do you see it? -No, I don't see anything.
I don't know where she went.
Aah!
In a foreboding abandoned camp...
-You see it? -No, I don't see anything.
Kaylyn, I don't know where she went.
Ashley and Kaylyn catch sight
of the python they're after.
Aah!
He's pissed.
Oh!
I'm gonna grab his tail.
Come on. Just get slowly behind him, okay?
Aah!
Ooh! Aah! Aah!
He is not happy.
Come on.
Ooh, I don't like this.
Come on this side, Ashley.
Got him. Good job.
-Mm! -Yes!
This eight-footer is evidence this could be a new honey hole,
but Kaylyn has lingering doubts.
Instead of going any further,
I think we should work our way back.
Super uncomfortable right now, to be honest.
Like, no one would even hear us if something were to happen
with how far out we are.
Personally, I'm a little freaked out a bit
about if there's any lingering energies, spirits, ghosts,
whatever you wanna call it. I'm hoping there's nothing,
and we'll just find maybe some pythons
and some ghost orchids and that's all we'll run into.
Further east...
Where's that sucker?
Wildman Dusty Crum is on the trail
of a nemesis who's escaped him for years.
Today I'm gonna try to get the roadrunner, son.
It's the fastest python I've ever put my eyes on, son.
It's cat and mouse, and this python
always seems to get away
just by the hair of his little teeth.
Yeah, I've seen her at least five, six times
throughout the years.
First time I seen her, she was sitting right there
15, 20 feet away.
I come up, put my hands on her tail, blink my eye,
man, she was gone.
Fricking Houdinied me.
Oh, yeah, and the season before last,
I chased her up through these woods.
She got into that cypress tree, climbed way up to the tippy top.
I staked her out here for three days,
and she wasn't coming down.
Every year she travels right through here
to that little bit of water that's left.
She's smart, dude.
She's always got this little circle she runs, man.
Being like it is so dry now, she gonna come around again.
Like the dang express lane.
Oh, yeah, dude, this was the fricking spot
I seen her last year.
She was right in here.
I had her by the freaking tail, and she's pulling me in there,
and I'm fricking pulling with all my might.
I tried to wrap around this fricking tree.
Dude, it was like a fricking tornado in here rolling around.
She... was too strong, man.
She pulled down in there.
I was beating up against this tree.
I mean, look at all this stuff.
This is like a fricking warzone.
That's the last time I seen her.
Haunted by missed opportunities,
Dusty is ready to put an end to this once and for all.
This python just thinks that she's untouchable,
but I ain't giving up, man.
When it's this time of year and the swamp's so dry,
there's only one spot of water left on my property.
Today, right before the rains are hitting in,
it's probably the last chance I got
to catch this roadrunner python, son.
Fricking roadrunner.
She ain't gonna slip out of my hands this time.
In the town of Davie on the edge of the Everglades,
Zak and his new partner Aaron
are searching the woods behind Zak's house
for signs of a python invasion in his neighborhood.
If we just follow where this canal navigates,
we might be able to pinpoint some of the other locations
where the pythons are.
A lot of holes here.
We're gonna need to keep searching
and keep looking in them.
Looks like a good area.
Keep your eyes peeled.
-Aaron! -Zak, right here, right here.
-Solid unit. -Grab his tail.
Oh, he's coming at you!
Oh, man.
-Whoa! -Watch yourself.
Aah!
He's gonna strike at everything that moves, man.
He has no visual.
-Come on, man. -You ready?
Aah!
Heads up, heads up!
Tire him out, baby. We're doing a great job.
He's coming back my way.
Almost had him right there.
If you can make the grab, make it, dude.
There you go, there you go, there you go.
Look at him. Look at him.
-Come on. -Got him, man.
Solid unit.
This seven-foot male is not a breeder,
but its mere presence within a quarter of a mile from houses
is a cause for alarm.
It's a good feeling to catch him and get him out,
but at the same time,
I don't know how many there could be back here.
I mean, this problem is way bigger than I realized it was,
and we're trying our best to flip every,
you know, leaf, and every rock,
but, God, these woods are thick.
There you go. We'll spot that.
Yeah. Come on, man.
-Good job, buddy. -That's right.
Let's keep looking, see what else we can find out here.
Let's keep traveling the same way.
Meanwhile...
That's definitely Kaylyn and Ashley's buggy.
Wonder where they're at, though.
Without her partner Troy,
Tes continues her solo hunt in buggy country.
Seeing the girls' buggy out here, kind of suspicious.
Looked like it was just kinda parked all nonchalantly.
Gonna go check it out.
You know, I see their trail, I see their boots.
This looks like a great area to hunt,
and I don't mean to walk over their footprints
and hunt where they're hunting,
but I don't see an issue
with kinda checking out the area where they're at
and maybe covering some different ground.
Doesn't seem to be hot,
so they've had to be here for a minute.
Oh, that's Kaylyn's shoe.
Probably just go check on them, see where they're at.
All right, let me get a bag and go see if I can find 'em.
If I see a snake I'm coming prepared,
because I don't have Troy.
All right, let's find some girls and find some snakes.
I'm gonna follow their footprints, though.
Maybe I'll find 'em.
I don't have my hunting partner, you know, maybe I'd tag along
and cover more ground with them. Who knows?
Having two people out there obviously covers more ground,
comes up with better ideas than just one person is.
Power in numbers kind of thing.
But hopefully I can be successful
and find a big gravid female out here.
And I wouldn't hate it if I was able to do it myself.
Ooh, that's a snake!
Holy crap. God, this thing is moving.
Man, this is gonna be a pain in my butt.
Whoa!
I don't know how he got himself in here.
Oh!
In buggy country...
Holy crap. God, this thing is moving.
Tes wrestles a monster all alone.
Man, this is gonna be a pain in my butt.
Oh.
I don't know how he got himself in here.
Oh!
Gotta be careful about how I pull him out of here.
Oof!
I just gotta get him tired out so I can--aah!
He's pissed.
He's guarding that tail.
God!
It's unclear if this eight-footer
is a pregnant female,
but it's still a win for the solo hunter.
Feels pretty successful
being able to catch something, you know,
without any other form of help, but it's definitely harder.
Get in there.
This snake isn't the biggest thing that
we've been seeing out here, but I'm not mad.
A snake is a snake, and we gotta get 'em out of here.
Kaylyn and Ashley have to be out there somewhere.
To the east...
Oh, yeah.
Dusty's searching for signs of the roadrunner,
an elusive python that's slipped his grip for years.
That's python poop.
That's pretty fresh.
It's like a day old.
She's right here somewhere.
That's the evidence I needed, man.
The hard evidence-- that snake poop, son,
the minute I picked that sucker up,
I knew for sure it was her.
I'm on her tail now.
And she stays right here on this path.
That's where all the water flows
right up here,
to that last little bit of water.
Python! Python!
Aah!
Come on!
Where'd you go?
Aah!
Uh!
Dang, son.
She disappeared in that fricking palmettos.
Golly, she's fricking lightning fast.
She just fricking got away from me again, dude.
This roadrunner is driving me fricking nuts.
And she knows. She dives in them palmettos,
and I can't touch her.
That stuff will cut me up like a fricking razor.
I gotta find a way to slow her down, son.
Take a little pep out of her step.
At this point right now,
I'm burning myself out, dude, running around in circles
trying to catch this fricking roadrunner.
So I gotta flip the script, man, turn the tables.
I'm gonna set all these speedbumps up
through this corridor, and that's gonna slow her down
just enough where I can grab her.
It's basic physics and geometry, you know.
If you can go in a straight line,
you're gonna get there much faster.
But if you gotta go ups and downs and ups and downs,
dude, gravity don't lie.
When she comes through to get that water hole,
she's gonna be trying to shift gears.
She's gonna hit them speedbumps, bud.
Gonna slow her right down just enough
so I'm gonna be able to get my hands on her this time.
With a solid plan in place,
Dusty is ready to execute.
I'll sit back, I got this perfect
hiding spot right here.
I'm gonna be sitting back here waiting, son.
She's gonna try to hit that turbo button, uh-uh.
Them speedbumps are gonna slow her down just enough
where I can get up on her, son, and finally grab her.
I'll stay here all day and all night, dude,
as long as it takes.
Well, we got the speed traps set up, son.
I'm like that trooper, just hiding in the bushes.
Now it's just a waiting game.
Near an old rumored crime site
buried in the cypress swamp,
Ashley and Kaylyn
may have stumbled on a python honey hole,
and Kaylyn's feeling more comfortable.
I don't like the creepy things, but I'm gonna be kicking myself
if I don't at least try and face my fears.
Yeah, let's keep working this edge here.
I think I see one.
-What? -Look right here.
Oh, my gosh.
Here, I'm gonna try to pull her out by her tail.
I can reach her tail right here, okay?
I can't see good.
Let me get up here to her.
-Here she comes, here she comes! -Oh, my gosh.
Whoa!
In the heart of the cypress forest...
Here she comes, here she comes!
Ashley and Kaylyn have a python by the tail.
Whoa! Okay.
-Hold on. -Okay, okay.
Wait. Hold on, hold on.
Hold on, Kaylyn.
Hold on. Let me get up here to her.
Wow! Good job, good job!
-Oh, my gosh. -You got her?
-Yeah. -Okay. Whoo!
Hold on. Hold on. Oh, my God.
-Good grab, Ashley. -Oh.
You got it right where you need it.
Wow.
Catching this solid ten-footer
worth over $1,000
means Ashley's hunch to hunt in this spot
was the right one.
These snakes are constantly moving.
That's why it's really important for us to just keep on moving.
We've gotta check new ground as often as often as possible.
And it actually pays off.
All right, ready to drop him off at the buggy? And we'll see
-if we can find some more? -All right.
Half an hour later...
Tes is returning to her buggy
with the python she caught earlier.
-Oh, hey. -Hey.
-What are you two doing? -We just found your buggy.
We were worried about you.
Glad to see that they're, you know, okay
and there's no problems, and looks like
they're checking up on me as well.
So, you know, it's all love.
-Where's Troy? -He's not with me today.
-I'm riding solo. -Okay.
Snakes aren't gonna catch themselves.
There's gas in the buggy, so...
-I came out. -Good for you.
-What you got in that bag? -I got this...
I got this thing while I was out there.
-Is it a female? -Actually not sure
if that's a female or male.
We might have to cut it open and figure it out.
Okay, but, hey, a snake's a snake, right?
One less in the Everglades.
So we just swapping buggies? What's going on?
-Y'all taking mine home? -No, no, we'll give it
back to you. But we were worried when we saw it parked here.
Y'all get anything out there?
Yup, this island behind us
has had a pretty sketchy history
of people disappearing and getting murdered out here.
I didn't feel like going on in,
but Ashley had a good feeling that we'd find a snake.
It was a good day for the girls.
It was.
-Good job. -High five.
Great job.
Hunting with Troy is great,
but catching this snake while I'm out here on my own,
I'm ecstatic. I get to... bring one back for our team.
Well, hey, next time, like, I don't know,
leave, like, a green flag or a red flag
so I know if you're in trouble or you're good.
Swamp mail.
Be safe, ladies, be safe.
-You, too. -You, too.
Over in Davie...
Here's the pond, Aaron.
Zak and Aaron are
scouring the woods near Zak's neighborhood
for a female breeder,
but so far, they've only caught a smaller male.
Yeah, it's overrun though. Look at all those weeds.
It's a great spot for pythons.
I mean, anywhere there's water,
they're gonna stalk all our little natives.
Perfect habitat. Come down to get a drink,
and they can lay eggs right up there.
There's gotta be more snakes back here, buddy.
If we explore the woods around here,
we'll definitely find something.
There's a pond in my neighborhood
that people have been spotting pythons
while they're walking their dog, fishing, or messing around.
And as much as I didn't really count it as a real thing,
now that I know they're here,
we're definitely gonna hunt around it.
It's just so hard to get through all this stuff, man.
Yeah, no kidding.
In the daylight, any coverings, though,
that's where they're gonna be.
It is really thick back here.
Yeah. I'm gonna keep moving over to the right.
Aaron! Right here, bro!
Aah! Oh! Uh!
Big boy, big boy.
Oh, man, look at that.
Be careful!
Near Zak's house...
Right here, bro! Aah! Oh! Uh!
Big boy, big boy.
Zak and Aaron
chase down a monster.
Oh, man, look at that.
Aah!
Be careful, man!
Thing is all on you.
This way, this way.
-This way, come by me. -Ah, man.
-Aah! -Be careful, man!
Oh, my God.
All right, Aaron, I have an idea.
Grab this thing out of the air.
Oh, it's so heavy.
Aaron, grab this thing out of the air.
-Oh, man. -Grab this thing.
-Don't let it bite you. -No, no.
Oh! I got him.
-There you go. -Whew!
God almighty, look at that.
Although it's long, this nine-footer
doesn't look like a breeder,
but the hunters won't know
until they take it to Dusty's.
This snake looks like it could be a male.
Every little python or giant python that we catch,
we're doing a massive community service,
but it also means they've probably established
some type of breeding population,
and it means that the problem's here.
It's right in my backyard.
And it's not only in the Everglades.
It's pushing into the urban areas like this.
We might have to worry about this for years to come.
Nice catch, Aaron.
Thirty-five miles east...
Dusty's snake-out of the roadrunner
pushes into the night.
I've been after that roadrunner for years.
She's the fastest python I've ever seen.
But I think I finally got the ticket.
She's gonna come through this corridor,
she's gonna hit them speedbumps,
she's gonna slow down.
Son, that's when I'm gonna ambush her.
Man...
Oh, there she is!
Crap.
Dude, dude, dude, right there, right there, hold on.
Mm.
I don't know. I swear I seen something.
Dude... dude...
Check every little nook, every little cranny, I guess.
Whoa-ho!
Look, look, look.
Your roadrunning days are over, baby.
What you got? What you got?
Aah!
Whoo!
Oh, God...
easy, easy, easy.
Where you at?
Oh, here it is,
here it is, here it is.
Oh! Gotcha!
Whoo! Son.
Oh, man.
Capturing the elusive roadrunner
brings an end to several years of frustration
and a real sense of accomplishment.
This has been a long time coming, son.
For years and years I've had this thing
slip in and out of my hands, out of my sight, dude.
Whoo!
I feel like I finally outsmarted this python,
and she ain't gonna be running around here no more.
I just took the gas out of the old roadrunner, son.
She ain't running no more.
Whoo!
Roadrunner done, son.
The next morning back at Dusty's camp...
Zak and Aaron bring one of the pythons
they caught in Zak's neighborhood
for autopsy and processing.
We've got a special delivery for you.
Son, I've been waiting on y'all, dude.
Everybody's... not on Zak time, man.
-Some of us are like... -[Zak laughs]
Well, guess what, baby?
We're on Dusty Crum time now.
This particular python Zak and I are bringing
to Dusty's, we were really unsure if it had eggs in it.
Looks like it's got something in it, but we don't know.
It wasn't as big as what we were after.
We kind of thought it was a male snake,
but there's only one way to find out.
We're gonna open this snake up to know for sure.
See if we can make a few more of those wristbands you got on.
-Why, you want some? -Make some money.
Yeah, son, I'm freaking working double time, man.
I'm out there trying to snake hunt myself
and then skin all these freaking snakes
y'all bringing to me, so...
I'm not gonna lie. I love seeing you do this.
Probably a good ten-footer anyhow.
Yeah. See what happens.
Damn, look at that!
At Dusty's...
I'm not gonna lie. I love seeing you do this.
Probably a good ten-footer anyhow.
Zak and Aaron are hoping for a big payload.
Oh, it did have eggs!
Damn, look at that.
Look, eggs all the way up here, dude.
I hate wasting a good egg like that.
All right, well, there's the one that popped, right?
That counts.
What's your guess?
-Twelve. -Twelve.
[both laugh]
-I'm gonna say 18. -Eighteen?
Two, four, six, eight, ten, 12, 14, 16, 17.
Dang.
It just shows you how small they can be
and lay 20 more freaking babies. That's crazy.
That was a great guess, Dusty. Wow.
Removing this egg-carrying female
is a win for Zak's neighborhood
and Aaron's first day back on the hunt.
You know, this is all about trying to save the Everglades,
trying to get these pythons out of the ecosystem.
You take one big pregnant female,
I mean, that's a lot of pythons you're removing.
We've been busting out some good spots, Aaron.
-Come on, baby. -Need to get some more.
Eleven miles south...
How do you--I can't shake it.
You can't shake that tree.
Oh, my God, y'all are from Florida.
Ashley, Kaylyn, and Tes try to unwind
by wrangling some coconuts.
Come on, move the tree, Tes.
The tree's not going anywhere.
I just want a coconut!
Actually, this one could be good.
One thing about snake hunting is it can be very easy
to forget you've gotta have breaks,
you've gotta have water, you've gotta have food.
And then sort of turning off
the python hunting mode for just a little bit.
Oh, [bleep].
Like really missed the tree.
Listen, do you hear that? We've got coconut milk.
Yeah, but that looks questionable.
No, no, it's good.
It's got a strong external.
Come on, come on.
-[laughs] -Can I just whack it?
Crack it, yeah.
-Oh! -Whoo!
There you go.
Can you imagine being on a stranded island,
trying to crack into one of these coconuts,
This was your only source of water?
You're surrounded by it. You're on an island.
Salt water. What are you gonna do with salt water?
You're gonna lose a finger. Calling it.
Oh, this one's stinky. You smell that?
That smells like athlete's feet.
I'll take your word for it.
Yeah, I think this one's bad.
I might break this screwdriver.
I've learned so much from you two
except how to open a coconut.
Can I help you at all?
Don't let me get this far and then offer help.
You're doing great, honey.
This better be real good.
Let it breathe a little bit,
so the air gets in and it'll pour out.
Hold it above your mouth.
-There you go. -Okay.
How's that coconut water?
[spits]
Ugh! That's disgusting.
I worked my ass off for that nasty piece of [bleep]?
Okay, well, I'm not drinking your milk.
We're not gonna get dehydrated. One of the three surely
should taste good.
I don't know, dude.
Mine doesn't smell bad.
All right, poke a couple holes in it.
Yeah.
Is that gonna be enough for all of us?
We can-- We can negotiate, if you brought some rum.
I'm fresh out.
Please.
-How's it taste? -Are you drinking all of it?
Moment of truth.
Tastes good.
There you go.
I want another one.
-That's delicious. -Yup.
-♪ Ahh We got it. -You did it.
I wish my coconut was like yours.
It's okay, baby. You'll learn.
All right, so now we gotta crack her open.
Boom.
-Cheers, ladies. -Teamwork.
Three girls just trying to get a nut.
-Nuttin' ain't easy. -Oh, my gosh.
[laughs]