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“父親”

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“萌萌怪家族！電視廚房”

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“瓢蟲朋友 倒楣的一天”

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中央動物園一條非洲樹蛇昨晚被偷走

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牠極度致命

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父親

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我的孫子情況如何？

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沒改變

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還是沒醒來

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一個父親的責任是保護他的家人

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當小涉在屋頂上…

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當他被推下去…

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他的父親在哪？

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小涉很幸運

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你從不知道你的厄運

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讓你免去多少苦難

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謝謝你臨時接下這任務

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我準備好了，妳會看到全新升級版的我

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我跟貝瑞談過以後

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就有一種從來沒有的平靜，從來沒有

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我比較不會生氣

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更能接受別人的缺點

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我不太想回來工作，但貝瑞說得好

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如果你與人和睦，別人也會一樣待你

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你的心理師可能忘記

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你是做哪一行的，小瓢蟲

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瓢蟲？

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你的新代號

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-瓢蟲？真假？
-你不喜歡？

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-妳喜歡？
-我喜歡

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妳喜歡就好

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我懂了，瓢蟲代表幸運，哈哈

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你才沒那麼衰

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是嗎？

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“瓢蟲”

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我打從娘胎就這麼衰

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我根本不用殺人就會有人死

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你太誇張了

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是嗎？我上一個任務？

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-政治勒索偷拍？
-我有投票給你

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還記得想自殺的飯店門僮

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從屋頂跳下來嗎？

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那是他走衰運，不是你

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撐著點，兄弟

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而且他沒死

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你送他去醫院，算他幸運，要往好處想

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妳說了算

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我喜歡日本，可以住在這兒

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大環境不錯，大家都很有禮貌

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除了那傢伙

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這任務怎麼這麼好賺？

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本來是卡佛的任務，但他肚子痛

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-卡佛？
-他不接這種任務

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我代班卡佛？妳把我當替補？

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你重出江湖，想要任務簡單點

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夠簡單了吧

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-慘了
-怎麼了？

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我被那傢伙撞到弄丟鑰匙

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幾號櫃？

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523

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卡佛，他有夠自大

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他才需要看心理師，提升自我

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請病假？他在唸高中嗎？

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你也好不到哪裡

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我是在酸他，我應該反省一下

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老天爺，他真是個混蛋

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你的要求有夠怪，鞭炮？

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多一分準備嘛

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拜託跟我說你沒訂安眠藥粉

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沒有

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你差點害阿拉斯加那保鑣心臟病發作

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我重配過劑量

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帶著槍

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驗票

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感謝搭乘本列車

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頭等車廂在那裡

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我猜你沒拿槍

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貝瑞說發生不愉快的事都有機會…

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什麼來著？

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有些不愉快只能用槍解決

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糟糕

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好了，我剛上車

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那是好的開始

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嘿，正點

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經濟車廂？

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我想自己創業，只接簡單任務

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那超不實際的

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沒有變態和瘋子，只有彬彬君子

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貝瑞說該改變了，他說得對

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貝瑞不知道你做哪一行

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子彈列車共有16個車廂

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10個經濟車廂，6個頭等車廂

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記住，每站只停1分鐘

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喂，拜託，搞什麼？

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他是瞎了嗎？

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拜託，你不必偷拿餅乾

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“檸檬和蜜柑”

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沒事吧？那就好

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-那混蛋
-謝謝妳

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我幹嘛偷餅乾？

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我就是忍不住，看到就想偷拿

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你真的要去看醫生

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金魚餅乾？我不懂耶

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簡單的搶奪任務，要搶什麼？

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一個手提箱，把手上有火車貼紙

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手提箱主人肯定不是簡單人物

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最新的情報是他們坐在經濟車廂

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他們，複數？怎麼不叫我拿槍？

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我有啊，但你想用心靈感化他們

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麻煩驗票

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車票

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等一下

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不對，這是收據

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慘了，我弄丟了車票

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收據證明我買了車票，對吧？

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只能坐一站

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好

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我以為要鞠躬

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“人是我推的，頭等車廂B4座位”

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抱歉，小妹妹

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我在找…

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就是我

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-檸檬
-蜜柑

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你在流血

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兄弟，慘了

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我殺了誰？

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-拿濕紙巾擦掉
-不是我的血

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-不是嗎？
-我從不流血

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那就別遮遮掩掩，讓大家看呀

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-我要秀出我的領帶
-你有病嗎？

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把大衣扣好，別被看到，檸檬

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他們會先聽到超幼稚的代號

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要用水果，幹嘛不用蘋果或柳橙？

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手提箱裡有什麼？

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這還用問？

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你明知故問

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錢，每次都是錢

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蜜柑很高級

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水果哪有分高不高級

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當然有，蜜柑有很多種類

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而且跟我一樣適應力很強

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妳說經濟艙有6節車廂

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假設每個車廂有30名乘客

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每人兩件行李，30乘以2就是…

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不可能找到一個手提…

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-等等
-怎麼了？

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-把手上有火車貼紙？
-對

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見鬼了

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-我為什麼是檸檬？
-你很愛酸人

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-沒人喜歡檸檬
-屁啦

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-檸檬汁、檸檬喉糖
-你喉嚨痛？

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-檸檬蛋白派
-你幾時吃過檸檬蛋白派？

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-檸檬糖霜蛋糕
-你有完沒完呀？

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-找到手提箱
-太好了

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-是嗎？
-當然囉

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-這一定有鬼
-並沒有

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-每次都有鬼
-快點下車

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我喜歡檸檬，只是討厭代號

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你看看，睡美人醒了

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-醒來啦
-要吃飯飯囉

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“別相信任何人”

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我在哪？

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你安全了，你爸派我們救你

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你們兩個豬頭替我爸工作？

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別亂罵人，不然我們能讓你躺著回去

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其實我們是外包商

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我是蜜柑，他是檸檬

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就像是水果？

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-看過“湯瑪士小火車”嗎？
-又來了

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現在的卡通都沒有內容

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都很暴力血腥，沒教育意義

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幹嘛要看？能學到什麼？

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湯瑪士小火車教我分辨人的性格

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-你又帶了貼紙？
-那還用問

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就拿蜜柑來說，他是高登，藍色的

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高登動力最強也最重要

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但他常常不乖乖聽話

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你說什麼？

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有些人是愛德華，善良睿智

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有些人是亨利，工作賣力

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有些人是狄索

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有夠討厭！

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他們老是惹麻煩

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不過你呢…

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你比較像是個培西

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年輕

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體貼

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腦袋有點秀逗

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你們聊完了嗎？

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好吧，你老爸

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僱用我們解決你惹的麻煩，調皮鬼

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-你為什麼是蜜柑？
-他很高級

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管它的，那不是重點

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重點是我們殺了17個人

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把你從三合會那裡救出來

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他們打算勒索你的變態老爸

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其實是16個人

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你說什麼？

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-我們殺了16個人
-是17個人

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是16個人

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-你開始讓我不爽了
-16個人

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你害我超想撞牆

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那會讓你記得是16個人

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是17個人啦，我超想掐死你

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先讓我們算清楚，好嗎？

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“到底殺了多少人？”

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1

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2、3

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打牌的5個人

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快走！

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-大隻佬
-對，大隻佬

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快點動手！

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10

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拿武士刀的三個混球

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放馬過來

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幹嘛用武士刀？

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三合會嘛，一定要的

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去死吧

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其實比較像是劍

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該用佳發蛋糕那一招

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不如用車輪餅大招？

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那也行

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甩尾囉

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14、15

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還有摩托車騎士

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-所以是16個人
-你忘了無辜的可憐蟲

227
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你在說…？

228
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:44,343
老兄，你沒事吧？老天…

229
00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:48,347
對喔，那不是我們的錯

230
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:49,765
-不是嗎？
-不是

231
00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:51,892
湯瑪士小火車會說什麼？

232
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,143
你太過份了

233
00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:55,145
他會說“扛起責任，兄弟”

234
00:14:55,813 --> 00:14:56,688
他說話不是這樣

235
00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,275
我要離手提箱主人遠一點

236
00:15:00,359 --> 00:15:01,777
-你緊張了？
-當然

237
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:03,862
-你聽起來很緊張
-因為我很緊張

238
00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:07,074
聽好，我下一站就下車

239
00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:09,743
給我乖乖坐好

240
00:15:09,827 --> 00:15:11,286
知道你爸的外號嗎？

241
00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:12,538
我知道

242
00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:14,790
白死神，並不是水果

243
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,083
沒錯

244
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:17,793
有個傳說…聽過就喊停

245
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,461
有個女人很衰

246
00:15:19,545 --> 00:15:22,297
欠了你老爸一大筆錢

247
00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:26,051
問題是她花了很久才弄到錢

248
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,304
遲了五分鐘才還錢，對吧？

249
00:15:29,388 --> 00:15:31,140
-他怎麼處罰她？
-砍斷她一隻手

250
00:15:31,223 --> 00:15:32,516
有夠狠

251
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,309
遲一分鐘就欠他一根手指

252
00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:37,312
但他不是禽獸

253
00:15:37,396 --> 00:15:39,523
並沒有一根根砍斷，而是一次砍斷

254
00:15:43,569 --> 00:15:44,653
這也太簡單了

255
00:15:44,737 --> 00:15:46,655
-你想太多
-妳想太少

256
00:15:46,739 --> 00:15:47,740
-沒這說法
-當然有

257
00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:48,782
-真假？
-應該有

258
00:15:48,866 --> 00:15:50,409
-上網查過嗎？
-不重要

259
00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:51,785
貝瑞會怎麼說？

260
00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:54,580
他會說“歹竹生不出好筍”

261
00:15:54,663 --> 00:15:56,707
哇，你付他多少錢來著？

262
00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,752
我們要保護你安全

263
00:15:59,835 --> 00:16:02,463
拿回裝了贖金的手提箱

264
00:16:02,546 --> 00:16:05,507
我打算完成任務，確保…

265
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:08,635
檸檬，手提箱呢？

266
00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:09,928
我藏起來了

267
00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:12,806
手提箱，檸檬

268
00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:14,767
快給我去拿來

269
00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:18,312
你對我爸是個累贅

270
00:16:21,857 --> 00:16:24,234
他不需要理由就能殺你

271
00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:25,819
只需要不殺你的理由

272
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,031
他有嗎？

273
00:16:32,451 --> 00:16:33,869
你把我搞糊塗了

274
00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:37,081
-喂？
-白死神的兒子在嗎？

275
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:38,999
臉上有刺青的小混蛋？

276
00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:40,584
-他就坐在這
-手提箱呢？

277
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,586
當然在我手上

278
00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,631
你們要在京都站下車

279
00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:48,217
這筆交易就算完成

280
00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:00,687
剛剛還在這

281
00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:02,773
現在不在了

282
00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:05,818
我們得找到拿走手提箱的人

283
00:17:07,653 --> 00:17:08,695
也許妳說得對

284
00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:11,782
也許我開始轉運了

285
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:31,135
“王子”

286
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:39,852
是妳

287
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:42,104
對

288
00:17:43,272 --> 00:17:44,189
是我

289
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:46,942
你是木村雄一

290
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:50,529
你是來殺我的

291
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:51,739
“裸殺：刺客之暗殺美學”

292
00:17:51,822 --> 00:17:54,074
我爸媽叫我“馬林基普林斯”

293
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:57,828
意思是小王子，他們想要個兒子

294
00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:06,670
你會想要聽到完整的故事

295
00:18:06,754 --> 00:18:10,174
不然就會後悔莫及

296
00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:16,221
醫院打來

297
00:18:16,305 --> 00:18:17,681
等一下

298
00:18:17,765 --> 00:18:20,476
嗨，對，你能去看小男孩了

299
00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:25,272
很好，要是我每隔十分鐘沒打去

300
00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:27,316
或是你打來我沒接

301
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:31,612
我就要你進去殺了…

302
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:37,201
抱歉，你兒子叫什麼來著？

303
00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:38,494
小涉

304
00:18:38,577 --> 00:18:40,746
對喔，對喔

305
00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:42,164
殺了小涉

306
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:46,668
幸好我們有等一下

307
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,962
我們的任務是救出他兒子

308
00:18:49,088 --> 00:18:52,424
除了救出他兒子還要拿回一千萬美元

309
00:18:52,508 --> 00:18:55,094
知道哪些字能形容我們的處境嗎？

310
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:59,723
當然，救出他兒子，家人比錢重要

311
00:18:59,807 --> 00:19:02,226
你真不知道白死神是誰？

312
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:04,895
知道啊，你五分鐘前才告訴我

313
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:07,106
我幹嘛把簡報傳給你？

314
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,149
我不知道

315
00:19:13,946 --> 00:19:17,950
日本黑社會本來是一個叫峰岸的男人掌管

316
00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:23,038
峰岸是個心狠手辣的大壞蛋

317
00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:24,998
但他很老派，瞭嗎？

318
00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:27,126
重視傳統和忠誠

319
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,711
你一旦加入就成為家人

320
00:19:29,795 --> 00:19:31,755
他會把你當自己人

321
00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:35,551
後來殺出一個兩米高的俄國佬

322
00:19:36,427 --> 00:19:38,929
聽說他被俄羅斯黑幫放逐

323
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,722
或是當過蘇聯情報局特工

324
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,058
沒人知道真相

325
00:19:44,435 --> 00:19:47,187
只知道這個俄國佬

326
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,107
一步一步往上爬

327
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,526
一人接一人殺出血路

328
00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:58,699
很快就成為峰岸最親信的左右手

329
00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:01,034
他的老臣都說

330
00:20:01,118 --> 00:20:04,288
“且慢，這傢伙的腦筋有問題

331
00:20:04,747 --> 00:20:06,039
不能信任他”

332
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:08,625
他們說他很危險

333
00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:10,419
就像瘟疫一樣

334
00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:12,588
他是白死神

335
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:15,424
果然被他們說中

336
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,469
他開始剷除異己

337
00:20:20,012 --> 00:20:21,180
建立自己的幫派

338
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,730
最後幹了什麼事？

339
00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:31,315
在背後捅他一刀

340
00:20:31,857 --> 00:20:34,526
那只是比喻，他一槍打爆他的頭

341
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:49,708
他在一夕之間就把峰岸完全消滅

342
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:52,753
建立白死神的罪惡帝國

343
00:20:57,549 --> 00:21:00,677
所以，我就直話直說

344
00:21:00,761 --> 00:21:02,721
他們老大沒血沒淚

345
00:21:02,805 --> 00:21:05,432
帶領地表最大犯罪組織

346
00:21:05,516 --> 00:21:08,727
準備捅爆我們的菊花

347
00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:13,774
那混球絕對是個狄索

348
00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:15,776
你再提起“湯瑪士小火車”

349
00:21:15,901 --> 00:21:17,569
我就一槍射爆你的臉

350
00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:19,488
好吧，如果他這麼狠

351
00:21:19,571 --> 00:21:22,366
幹嘛不親自出馬救出他兒子？

352
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,535
你看過簡報就會知道他有個老婆

353
00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:25,661
他有個老婆？

354
00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:28,455
她是他一生的最愛，她掛了

355
00:21:28,539 --> 00:21:29,873
被酒駕撞死之類的

356
00:21:32,126 --> 00:21:34,086
他後來就待在家沒再出門

357
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:36,171
有個小火車會說那是寶貴的一課

358
00:21:36,255 --> 00:21:39,133
他不是隨便挑中兩名殺手，檸檬

359
00:21:39,216 --> 00:21:40,426
他找了頂尖高手

360
00:21:40,509 --> 00:21:42,678
幹了玻利維亞那一票的雙人組

361
00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:48,350
“玻利維亞”

362
00:21:48,434 --> 00:21:51,728
他要找不會搞砸的專業人士

363
00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:53,355
三個字，檸檬

364
00:21:53,439 --> 00:21:54,773
-我們…
-死定了

365
00:21:59,445 --> 00:22:00,863
妳要什麼？

366
00:22:01,447 --> 00:22:03,490
我一直都被當成小女生

367
00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:07,870
別人未來的老婆，或是…

368
00:22:08,954 --> 00:22:10,122
…未來的老媽

369
00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:14,501
但我不是別人故事的配角

370
00:22:16,754 --> 00:22:18,046
你們才是我故事的配角

371
00:22:19,089 --> 00:22:21,216
那跟我有什麼關係？

372
00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:24,011
你替最可怕的黑道老大工作

373
00:22:24,094 --> 00:22:25,012
白死神

374
00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:28,223
你不承認也行

375
00:22:28,307 --> 00:22:31,727
但你老大的老大和更上面的人

376
00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:34,354
全都替同一個人賣命

377
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:37,274
你兩天前把手提箱

378
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:39,610
交給白死神的生意夥伴

379
00:22:40,027 --> 00:22:41,278
我就看到了機會

380
00:22:42,112 --> 00:22:44,907
跟著箱子就會找到白死神

381
00:22:45,074 --> 00:22:47,284
我不知道妳要我做什麼

382
00:22:47,743 --> 00:22:52,081
那就是最精彩的劇情，你要替我殺死他

383
00:22:53,874 --> 00:22:57,419
我要怎麼殺死白死神？

384
00:22:58,045 --> 00:22:59,171
等著瞧

385
00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:02,633
你看看

386
00:23:02,883 --> 00:23:04,468
一切都在掌握中

387
00:23:06,637 --> 00:23:08,806
坐好放鬆，你太緊張了

388
00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:24,405
我們救出他兒子

389
00:23:25,155 --> 00:23:27,991
找到拿走手提箱的混蛋，搞定這件事

390
00:23:28,075 --> 00:23:29,827
假裝沒有出包

391
00:23:37,334 --> 00:23:38,419
你還穿著防彈背心嗎？

392
00:23:38,502 --> 00:23:40,879
沒，那只是自我安慰

393
00:23:41,380 --> 00:23:42,548
可能會被射中脖子

394
00:23:42,631 --> 00:23:44,716
被射中胸口也會保你一命

395
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,718
你一定沒看那集“湯瑪士小火車”

396
00:23:47,386 --> 00:23:50,347
肯定沒看，那聽起來超黑暗的

397
00:23:51,265 --> 00:23:52,641
不帶種就閉嘴，兄弟

398
00:24:06,864 --> 00:24:09,450
好吧，計畫稍微改變

399
00:24:18,584 --> 00:24:20,461
先是老婆又是兒子？

400
00:24:21,253 --> 00:24:22,838
白死神有夠慘

401
00:24:31,597 --> 00:24:35,267
你一定要堅強，兒子，明白嗎？

402
00:24:35,934 --> 00:24:37,394
要堅強

403
00:24:49,948 --> 00:24:53,535
“惡狼”

404
00:26:35,637 --> 00:26:36,555
我的心

405
00:27:13,926 --> 00:27:15,302
不！

406
00:27:23,519 --> 00:27:26,855
給我找到罪魁禍首

407
00:27:37,074 --> 00:27:38,242
“復仇”

408
00:28:25,789 --> 00:28:28,292
你這幸運的混帳東西

409
00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:29,585
你拿刀捅我？

410
00:28:31,503 --> 00:28:32,629
你毀了我

411
00:28:32,713 --> 00:28:34,173
我根本不認識你

412
00:28:40,053 --> 00:28:41,513
我是來報仇的

413
00:28:42,222 --> 00:28:45,559
殺死艾薩卡羅的人也殺死我老婆

414
00:28:46,393 --> 00:28:49,271
命運讓我替他們倆報仇

415
00:28:58,155 --> 00:29:02,076
能不能暫停一下，好好談談呢？

416
00:29:02,159 --> 00:29:03,827
我會追殺你到底

417
00:29:03,911 --> 00:29:05,037
什麼？

418
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:07,706
儘管逃吧，我會找到你

419
00:29:07,790 --> 00:29:08,665
為什麼？

420
00:29:08,749 --> 00:29:12,002
你怎麼毀了我，我就怎麼毀了你

421
00:29:12,086 --> 00:29:13,629
老兄，我根本不認識你

422
00:29:37,111 --> 00:29:38,320
我的心

423
00:29:46,578 --> 00:29:47,496
搞什麼？

424
00:29:48,122 --> 00:29:50,165
哇，真假？

425
00:29:53,836 --> 00:29:56,588
這就是內心充滿憤怒的下場

426
00:29:59,133 --> 00:30:03,011
委內瑞拉、烏拉圭、巴塞隆納

427
00:30:08,183 --> 00:30:09,435
你到底是誰？

428
00:30:35,085 --> 00:30:39,506
各位乘客，我們將在新橫濱站停靠

429
00:30:39,590 --> 00:30:41,175
來，試試這個

430
00:30:41,258 --> 00:30:43,677
-萌萌怪造型眼鏡
-萌萌怪是啥？

431
00:30:43,761 --> 00:30:46,263
“萌萌怪家族 電視廚房”

432
00:30:46,346 --> 00:30:48,140
“日本最棒卡通”

433
00:30:48,223 --> 00:30:50,058
每週四接著“湯瑪士小火車”播出

434
00:30:52,811 --> 00:30:53,854
-搞定
-很好

435
00:30:53,937 --> 00:30:56,815
-就這樣
-他看起來在睡覺

436
00:31:05,783 --> 00:31:06,742
芥末青豆

437
00:31:08,077 --> 00:31:10,162
我們不能讓他離開這列火車

438
00:31:10,245 --> 00:31:12,706
你去找箱子，搞定拿走它的人

439
00:31:12,790 --> 00:31:16,126
我要怎樣？跟他動口還是動手？

440
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,546
告訴他高登怎麼認識波西

441
00:31:19,630 --> 00:31:22,299
還有波西的眼睛是怎麼被挖掉

442
00:31:25,302 --> 00:31:26,303
他要我殺了他

443
00:31:26,386 --> 00:31:30,099
各位乘客，我們將在新橫濱站停靠

444
00:31:30,182 --> 00:31:31,100
靠，可惡

445
00:31:41,110 --> 00:31:42,778
借過

446
00:31:42,861 --> 00:31:45,364
借過妳的頭啦

447
00:32:05,050 --> 00:32:07,428
“約翰尼斯堡”

448
00:32:07,511 --> 00:32:08,345
約堡

449
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:20,524
抱歉了，兄弟

450
00:32:21,984 --> 00:32:22,901
給我！

451
00:32:29,032 --> 00:32:30,534
狗屁蛋哩！

452
00:32:30,617 --> 00:32:32,244
那不到一分鐘

453
00:32:45,799 --> 00:32:47,676
-我坐過站
-為什麼？

454
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,012
-因為命運之神恨我
-她不恨你

455
00:32:50,095 --> 00:32:51,889
-箱子呢？
-藏起來了

456
00:32:51,972 --> 00:32:54,892
-下一站下車
-妳說得很容易

457
00:32:58,312 --> 00:33:00,898
艾薩苦瓜肉是什麼？

458
00:33:02,608 --> 00:33:05,569
-大毒梟艾薩卡羅？
-對，好耳熟喔

459
00:33:05,652 --> 00:33:08,447
他當時也在你滲透的墨西哥婚禮上

460
00:33:08,864 --> 00:33:09,740
龍舌蘭？

461
00:33:09,823 --> 00:33:11,158
你扮成服務生

462
00:33:13,786 --> 00:33:17,748
那個新郎，我認得他，我很會記人臉

463
00:33:17,831 --> 00:33:18,874
等等，誰啊？

464
00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:21,210
抱歉，馬上回來

465
00:33:21,293 --> 00:33:23,587
我弄髒他西裝，他捅我一刀，現在掛了

466
00:33:23,670 --> 00:33:26,090
-你殺了惡狼？
-那是意外

467
00:33:26,173 --> 00:33:29,551
我星期一得和心理師好好聊聊

468
00:33:29,635 --> 00:33:31,720
靠，可惡，不是吧

469
00:33:31,804 --> 00:33:33,847
靠可惡什麼？

470
00:33:33,931 --> 00:33:35,766
記得玻利維亞那兩個瘋子嗎？

471
00:33:35,849 --> 00:33:37,434
-殺了一堆人
-那對雙胞胎？

472
00:33:37,518 --> 00:33:39,228
不確定他們是不是雙胞胎

473
00:33:39,311 --> 00:33:41,146
少來，大家都知道是

474
00:33:41,230 --> 00:33:43,273
其中一個向我走來

475
00:33:44,191 --> 00:33:45,651
我在月台看到另一個

476
00:33:45,734 --> 00:33:46,568
有人

477
00:33:46,652 --> 00:33:48,362
現在知道手提箱是誰的了

478
00:33:48,445 --> 00:33:49,822
我就說我很衰，我們得好好談談

479
00:33:49,905 --> 00:33:52,783
我們身邊為什麼都是壞人

480
00:33:52,866 --> 00:33:53,951
幹嘛說悄悄話？

481
00:34:00,082 --> 00:34:03,043
-喂？
-白死神想知道你剛才為何下車

482
00:34:03,127 --> 00:34:04,378
只是出去透透氣

483
00:34:04,461 --> 00:34:06,755
他命令你留在列車上

484
00:34:06,839 --> 00:34:09,925
我不知道會有保姆來多管閒事

485
00:34:10,008 --> 00:34:13,637
我很專業，一定會把兒子和箱子交給他

486
00:34:14,513 --> 00:34:16,306
能不能讓我去工作？

487
00:34:16,390 --> 00:34:18,600
你人真好，多謝喔

488
00:34:23,939 --> 00:34:26,567
我靠，老天爺

489
00:34:26,775 --> 00:34:29,778
在日本搭火車講手機很失禮

490
00:34:29,862 --> 00:34:32,197
這夠失禮嗎，王八蛋？

491
00:34:32,281 --> 00:34:35,242
把你的漁夫帽塞進你屁眼，聽到沒？

492
00:34:38,912 --> 00:34:39,913
去這個任務

493
00:34:39,997 --> 00:34:42,082
早該訂頭等車廂，靠

494
00:34:42,166 --> 00:34:46,712
不好意思，我沒看到妳這小女生，抱歉

495
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,758
有沒有看到拿著銀色手提箱的人經過？

496
00:34:50,841 --> 00:34:52,593
把手上有火車小貼紙

497
00:34:54,511 --> 00:34:55,554
其實有耶

498
00:34:55,637 --> 00:34:58,932
戴黑框眼鏡的男人往那邊走

499
00:35:03,312 --> 00:35:04,146
謝謝妳

500
00:35:05,814 --> 00:35:07,566
那個混帳東西

501
00:35:10,611 --> 00:35:11,653
來吧

502
00:35:16,325 --> 00:35:18,494
黑框眼鏡男，攔住他

503
00:35:19,828 --> 00:35:22,664
嗨，底下有槍

504
00:35:23,290 --> 00:35:24,833
這裡是靜音車廂

505
00:35:25,334 --> 00:35:26,502
講話要小聲點

506
00:35:26,585 --> 00:35:27,461
“靜音車廂”

507
00:35:30,172 --> 00:35:33,550
底下有把槍指著你，換作是我…

508
00:35:33,634 --> 00:35:35,594
-我聽不到
-有把槍…

509
00:35:37,888 --> 00:35:39,807
我在鬧你啦，老兄

510
00:35:41,475 --> 00:35:43,185
自從約翰尼斯堡後很久沒見了

511
00:35:44,478 --> 00:35:46,438
是喔，你是誰？

512
00:35:47,022 --> 00:35:49,149
真假？你不記得我了？

513
00:35:51,443 --> 00:35:53,529
你長得跟一般流浪漢沒兩樣

514
00:35:54,238 --> 00:35:55,155
好吧

515
00:35:56,407 --> 00:35:58,659
我有你在找的東西

516
00:35:58,784 --> 00:36:00,160
真假？你不記得我？

517
00:36:00,244 --> 00:36:02,371
我記得約翰尼斯堡，但不記得你

518
00:36:02,454 --> 00:36:03,288
你開槍射我

519
00:36:05,416 --> 00:36:06,708
-我射過很多人
-兩次

520
00:36:09,628 --> 00:36:11,463
你的臉很欠射

521
00:36:12,297 --> 00:36:13,590
你是黑框眼鏡男

522
00:36:13,674 --> 00:36:16,176
偷走手提箱的王八蛋

523
00:36:17,845 --> 00:36:19,430
對，就是我

524
00:36:21,014 --> 00:36:23,892
我後來做了很多心理諮商

525
00:36:23,976 --> 00:36:25,811
原諒了，也繼續過活了

526
00:36:25,894 --> 00:36:28,730
我學會任何潛在的衝突

527
00:36:28,814 --> 00:36:31,984
都有心靈成長與和平相處的機會

528
00:36:34,069 --> 00:36:35,154
有意思

529
00:36:35,237 --> 00:36:36,196
那是誰？

530
00:36:37,030 --> 00:36:38,198
不知道

531
00:36:47,708 --> 00:36:49,543
妳怎麼知道箱子在那裡？

532
00:36:51,670 --> 00:36:54,715
我沒說嗎？我一直都很幸運

533
00:36:57,885 --> 00:37:01,555
我對著鏡子好好地反省自我

534
00:37:02,139 --> 00:37:03,015
你知道怎樣？

535
00:37:03,557 --> 00:37:05,184
老兄，我不喜歡鏡子裡的我

536
00:37:05,851 --> 00:37:07,436
一點都不喜歡

537
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:11,815
直到我又喜歡了，瞭嗎？

538
00:37:16,236 --> 00:37:18,072
我們之間有一道牆

539
00:37:19,865 --> 00:37:21,116
但那只是幻覺

540
00:37:22,743 --> 00:37:25,704
每道牆上都有一扇窗…

541
00:37:26,330 --> 00:37:28,040
等等，是一扇門

542
00:37:28,123 --> 00:37:31,168
話說，你每天都讓別人很頭痛，對吧？

543
00:37:32,211 --> 00:37:35,047
對，你和你搭檔…

544
00:37:35,130 --> 00:37:36,465
我是檸檬，他是蜜柑

545
00:37:37,049 --> 00:37:38,467
好吧，檸檬…是水果？

546
00:37:38,967 --> 00:37:40,052
那是恩典

547
00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:43,388
-你打算怎樣？
-我打算這樣

548
00:37:43,472 --> 00:37:45,849
我把箱子還給你，你不殺我

549
00:37:46,225 --> 00:37:48,644
你把箱子交給老闆，他不殺你

550
00:37:49,228 --> 00:37:52,940
我們都活著，大家都開心，雙贏局面

551
00:37:53,023 --> 00:37:56,693
你怎知僱用你的人不會殺了你？

552
00:37:56,777 --> 00:37:58,487
雙輸局面，不開心

553
00:37:58,570 --> 00:37:59,947
老兄，我只想下車

554
00:38:00,030 --> 00:38:02,574
去一趟禪意花園，瞭嗎？

555
00:38:04,910 --> 00:38:06,703
-我很想答應
-太好了

556
00:38:06,787 --> 00:38:09,039
但你又殺了人，對吧？

557
00:38:16,338 --> 00:38:18,382
-你怎知…？
-你搞得一團亂

558
00:38:18,465 --> 00:38:20,717
那是個意外，悲劇來著

559
00:38:20,801 --> 00:38:21,844
而且很奇怪

560
00:38:21,927 --> 00:38:23,804
這故事很瞎，但…

561
00:38:23,887 --> 00:38:26,348
我覺得你想帶著箱子逃走

562
00:38:26,432 --> 00:38:28,475
-沒啦
-嫁禍給我們

563
00:38:28,559 --> 00:38:31,019
希望白死神忙著砍斷我們的手

564
00:38:31,103 --> 00:38:31,937
而不是我們的手指

565
00:38:32,020 --> 00:38:35,399
湯瑪士小火車總是說“越簡單越好”

566
00:38:35,482 --> 00:38:37,317
-兒童卡通？
-對，兒童…吼

567
00:38:38,068 --> 00:38:39,862
那教會我了解人的性格

568
00:38:39,945 --> 00:38:40,863
-教會我一切
-真假？

569
00:38:40,946 --> 00:38:44,616
所以我才這麼會看人，你是個狄索

570
00:38:44,700 --> 00:38:46,744
-我不是狄索
-你是我見過…

571
00:38:46,827 --> 00:38:47,870
才不是

572
00:38:47,953 --> 00:38:49,705
…最壞心的狄索

573
00:38:49,788 --> 00:38:51,874
狄索最會說大話，而且太超過

574
00:38:51,957 --> 00:38:54,001
我的人生容不下狄索，瞭嗎？

575
00:38:54,460 --> 00:38:57,921
底下真的有槍，我早就死翹翹了

576
00:39:25,407 --> 00:39:26,325
不行

577
00:39:31,413 --> 00:39:33,165
你這混帳…

578
00:39:37,795 --> 00:39:39,922
好好聽我說

579
00:39:57,189 --> 00:39:58,315
你死定了

580
00:39:58,899 --> 00:39:59,858
不

581
00:40:00,526 --> 00:40:01,777
我要開第三槍

582
00:40:14,748 --> 00:40:18,293
別煩我，我沒時間沒耐心更沒興趣

583
00:40:19,086 --> 00:40:20,129
真是夠了

584
00:40:21,213 --> 00:40:23,340
你在跟著我？別跟來

585
00:40:25,050 --> 00:40:26,427
王八蛋

586
00:40:51,201 --> 00:40:52,745
我會打給列車長

587
00:40:52,828 --> 00:40:54,538
去吃香蕉吧妳

588
00:40:54,621 --> 00:40:56,707
抱歉，我會反省的

589
00:41:26,111 --> 00:41:28,113
我不是狄索，你才是

590
00:41:46,340 --> 00:41:47,299
“他在這裡”

591
00:41:47,382 --> 00:41:48,759
“快到了，繼續跟他聊”

592
00:41:55,599 --> 00:41:57,893
-有另一具屍體
-當然囉

593
00:41:57,976 --> 00:42:00,479
人不是我殺的，那是白死神的兒子

594
00:42:00,562 --> 00:42:01,563
雙胞胎認出你嗎？

595
00:42:01,647 --> 00:42:03,774
妳沒聽到嗎？白死神耶

596
00:42:04,983 --> 00:42:06,527
搶奪任務個屁啦

597
00:42:06,902 --> 00:42:08,862
列車上有別人在出任務

598
00:42:08,946 --> 00:42:10,280
雙胞胎，我們知道

599
00:42:10,364 --> 00:42:11,907
他們不是雙胞胎

600
00:42:11,990 --> 00:42:13,867
他們是瘋子，不是雙胞胎

601
00:42:14,827 --> 00:42:18,580
他們救出那小子，但有人殺了他

602
00:42:22,626 --> 00:42:24,503
-拿刀捅我的傢伙
-惡狼

603
00:42:26,422 --> 00:42:28,507
他說他是來報仇的

604
00:42:28,590 --> 00:42:31,510
只是先撞見我，我就是衰

605
00:42:32,803 --> 00:42:34,096
現在呢，聽好囉

606
00:42:34,596 --> 00:42:38,392
那小子中的毒跟艾薩鍋巴中的毒一樣

607
00:42:38,475 --> 00:42:40,060
是艾薩卡羅

608
00:42:40,144 --> 00:42:41,520
-同一個殺手？
-對

609
00:42:44,356 --> 00:42:45,649
我跟馬蓋先一樣威

610
00:42:48,318 --> 00:42:49,194
靠

611
00:42:49,278 --> 00:42:51,113
“非洲樹蛇”

612
00:42:51,196 --> 00:42:55,409
“即時快報”

613
00:42:55,492 --> 00:42:59,913
全日本因為一條毒蛇被偷陷入恐慌

614
00:42:59,997 --> 00:43:04,334
非洲樹蛇的毒性很強

615
00:43:04,418 --> 00:43:07,045
被咬到體內會大量出血…

616
00:43:07,129 --> 00:43:09,465
從人體孔洞爆噴出來

617
00:43:09,548 --> 00:43:10,758
慘了

618
00:43:10,841 --> 00:43:12,050
你在幹嘛？

619
00:43:13,802 --> 00:43:15,012
怎麼了？

620
00:43:15,095 --> 00:43:16,221
我不玩了

621
00:43:17,181 --> 00:43:18,307
去他的卡佛

622
00:43:21,143 --> 00:43:22,311
糟了

623
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:25,731
謝天謝地，我還以為…

624
00:43:25,814 --> 00:43:27,983
老天爺，你被打得好慘

625
00:43:29,443 --> 00:43:32,404
好了，再過五站就到京都

626
00:43:32,905 --> 00:43:34,364
最好打起精神

627
00:43:38,202 --> 00:43:40,913
妳會覺得我一直都很焦慮嗎？

628
00:43:40,996 --> 00:43:42,039
不會啦

629
00:43:42,122 --> 00:43:43,123
噢，慘了

630
00:43:43,540 --> 00:43:44,917
我沒說清楚，我的意思是會

631
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:48,045
-列車長，我沒車票
-你不該擔心他

632
00:43:48,128 --> 00:43:50,172
妳不懂，他就像魔術大師

633
00:43:50,255 --> 00:43:51,757
到處冒出來

634
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:54,802
他會害我被蜜柑追到，我死定了

635
00:43:55,344 --> 00:43:57,012
死定了

636
00:43:58,972 --> 00:43:59,890
等等

637
00:44:04,561 --> 00:44:05,813
嘿，老兄

638
00:44:05,896 --> 00:44:07,022
“慾海風雲”

639
00:44:08,107 --> 00:44:09,316
想輕鬆賺200美元嗎？

640
00:44:14,071 --> 00:44:16,240
你想要…嫖我嗎？

641
00:44:20,327 --> 00:44:21,161
不是

642
00:44:21,745 --> 00:44:23,372
好吧，我只是開玩笑

643
00:44:23,455 --> 00:44:25,124
怎樣？你需要什麼？

644
00:45:06,540 --> 00:45:08,125
你玩完了，臭小子

645
00:45:08,709 --> 00:45:10,210
箱子在哪？

646
00:45:10,753 --> 00:45:13,213
告訴我，我就給你個痛快…

647
00:45:13,297 --> 00:45:16,550
等等，你也想嫖我嗎？

648
00:45:20,721 --> 00:45:21,764
豬頭

649
00:45:21,847 --> 00:45:23,056
可惡

650
00:45:23,140 --> 00:45:24,683
我愛英國口音

651
00:45:31,607 --> 00:45:32,733
來吧

652
00:45:40,074 --> 00:45:41,158
妳慘了

653
00:45:43,660 --> 00:45:44,953
想像一下

654
00:45:45,746 --> 00:45:46,955
想像什麼？

655
00:45:47,039 --> 00:45:49,208
盯著你兒子的人

656
00:45:50,417 --> 00:45:52,211
不知道他會怎麼做

657
00:45:53,212 --> 00:45:56,215
也許用枕頭悶死他

658
00:45:56,965 --> 00:46:01,261
也許用更巧妙的手法，點滴管注射氣泡

659
00:46:04,556 --> 00:46:06,016
不用，你拿著

660
00:46:06,642 --> 00:46:08,936
裝無辜小女生這一招

661
00:46:09,019 --> 00:46:10,646
拿著槍就沒用

662
00:46:16,944 --> 00:46:18,153
開擴音

663
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:21,156
父親

664
00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:25,119
雄一？你為什麼離開醫院？

665
00:46:27,246 --> 00:46:28,080
說實話

666
00:46:28,997 --> 00:46:30,666
那是誰？

667
00:46:32,292 --> 00:46:36,588
我查出是誰把小涉從屋頂推下去

668
00:46:37,423 --> 00:46:39,133
你報警了嗎？

669
00:46:40,467 --> 00:46:41,927
我想自己處理

670
00:46:45,472 --> 00:46:47,015
兒子啊

671
00:46:47,099 --> 00:46:50,269
你無法掌控命運的安排

672
00:46:50,853 --> 00:46:51,812
父親

673
00:46:53,021 --> 00:46:54,314
對不起

674
00:46:56,984 --> 00:46:58,193
我們還有事要做

675
00:46:58,277 --> 00:47:01,989
你要嘗試所有的密碼組合

676
00:47:02,072 --> 00:47:03,657
直到打開箱子為止

677
00:47:04,032 --> 00:47:06,869
-小妞，那要很久才會…
-並不會

678
00:47:07,578 --> 00:47:09,913
我建議先從低位數開始

679
00:47:25,554 --> 00:47:27,139
我靠

680
00:47:29,016 --> 00:47:30,642
-你終於醒了
-我沒抓到他

681
00:47:30,726 --> 00:47:32,352
我也沒有

682
00:47:34,313 --> 00:47:38,317
現在只能把殺他兒子的人交給白死神

683
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,402
-不是眼鏡男幹的
-我才不管

684
00:47:40,486 --> 00:47:42,362
我看人很準，他不是那種人

685
00:47:42,446 --> 00:47:44,114
你喜歡你的手臂嗎？

686
00:47:44,198 --> 00:47:45,157
當然喜歡

687
00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:47,493
那就得找個替死鬼

688
00:47:49,870 --> 00:47:51,163
-你或我？
-你或我？

689
00:47:52,664 --> 00:47:55,125
可惡，那混蛋偷走我手機

690
00:47:55,209 --> 00:47:57,044
-還有我的槍，露西亞
-拜託

691
00:47:57,127 --> 00:47:59,755
-我最愛的槍
-別管了

692
00:48:00,964 --> 00:48:01,799
幹嘛？

693
00:48:01,882 --> 00:48:04,134
下一站帶著手提箱和兒子下車

694
00:48:04,218 --> 00:48:05,469
等等，不是說好京都站嗎？

695
00:48:05,552 --> 00:48:06,929
你們還是要在京都下車

696
00:48:07,012 --> 00:48:09,681
白死神要確認你們說實話

697
00:48:09,765 --> 00:48:11,517
這簡直是浪費時…

698
00:48:12,476 --> 00:48:15,813
我們得證明箱子還在，而且

699
00:48:15,896 --> 00:48:18,107
他兒子沒有死

700
00:48:19,650 --> 00:48:20,818
想用哪一招？

701
00:48:22,569 --> 00:48:24,405
布偶秀的老招

702
00:49:07,114 --> 00:49:09,158
老大叫你們都下車

703
00:49:09,241 --> 00:49:11,994
是喔，但我是專業的

704
00:49:12,077 --> 00:49:13,912
我要確認這不是陷阱

705
00:49:13,996 --> 00:49:16,707
但你們搞得像阿伯尬舞大賽

706
00:49:18,167 --> 00:49:20,169
你兄弟蜜柑人呢？

707
00:49:20,252 --> 00:49:23,589
我是蜜柑，檸檬在顧箱子

708
00:49:23,672 --> 00:49:24,923
白死神的兒子？

709
00:49:25,632 --> 00:49:27,259
他在車上

710
00:49:29,636 --> 00:49:31,680
揮揮手，小公主

711
00:49:33,098 --> 00:49:35,392
他開心得要命，對吧？

712
00:49:35,476 --> 00:49:38,979
我得上車了，10秒後要走，掰掰

713
00:49:39,646 --> 00:49:42,566
我們要按照計畫在京都下車

714
00:49:42,649 --> 00:49:46,070
幫個忙，別再來煩我，好嗎？

715
00:49:55,454 --> 00:49:56,371
沒事了

716
00:49:58,415 --> 00:49:59,333
沒事了

717
00:49:59,416 --> 00:50:00,584
哇

718
00:50:03,921 --> 00:50:04,922
好吧

719
00:50:06,924 --> 00:50:07,800
好吧

720
00:50:09,843 --> 00:50:12,554
-超順利的
-希望他們買帳

721
00:50:12,638 --> 00:50:15,724
我們得立馬找到那個眼鏡男

722
00:50:17,893 --> 00:50:20,270
我去車頭，你去車尾，然後回來碰頭

723
00:50:20,354 --> 00:50:22,147
看到就搞定他

724
00:50:22,231 --> 00:50:23,482
好啦

725
00:50:26,402 --> 00:50:28,445
-車頭在…
-那裡，東京方向

726
00:50:28,529 --> 00:50:29,905
從東京出發都是車尾往前

727
00:50:29,988 --> 00:50:33,742
小心點，感覺這裡有事發生

728
00:50:33,826 --> 00:50:36,370
有個狄索在伺機而動

729
00:50:36,912 --> 00:50:40,165
你有完沒完？我是怎麼說的？

730
00:50:40,249 --> 00:50:42,793
-我說我會…
-一槍射爆我的臉

731
00:50:42,876 --> 00:50:45,421
湯瑪士真的教會我怎麼看人

732
00:50:45,921 --> 00:50:46,755
是啊

733
00:50:46,839 --> 00:50:48,757
-我從來沒看錯人，對吧？
-對

734
00:50:48,841 --> 00:50:50,843
我們要找的不是眼鏡男

735
00:50:52,177 --> 00:50:53,220
好吧

736
00:50:56,849 --> 00:50:59,685
先開槍，然後再想答案

737
00:51:04,189 --> 00:51:05,149
一向都如此

738
00:51:08,110 --> 00:51:09,194
還有，檸檬？

739
00:51:09,820 --> 00:51:10,904
什麼事，兄弟？

740
00:51:12,364 --> 00:51:13,615
你也要小心點

741
00:51:17,578 --> 00:51:20,497
列車上什麼都可能發生，對吧？

742
00:52:08,087 --> 00:52:11,173
我再過七分鐘就能下車

743
00:52:11,256 --> 00:52:12,841
你躲在廁所？

744
00:52:12,925 --> 00:52:15,511
對啊，妳用過免治馬桶嗎？

745
00:52:15,594 --> 00:52:18,055
真的超舒服的

746
00:52:18,597 --> 00:52:21,892
我要是想大便就會坐下來享受

747
00:52:21,975 --> 00:52:24,019
拜託，這種事別跟我說

748
00:52:31,443 --> 00:52:32,653
天啊

749
00:52:36,657 --> 00:52:38,200
天啊

750
00:52:45,958 --> 00:52:47,167
你好呀

751
00:52:48,585 --> 00:52:50,379
真沒想到

752
00:52:50,921 --> 00:52:52,798
我就知道你會沾到我的好運

753
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:55,843
靠

754
00:53:06,895 --> 00:53:08,355
妳在幹嘛？

755
00:53:08,439 --> 00:53:12,192
就像我改裝你那把槍一樣改裝手提箱

756
00:53:16,739 --> 00:53:20,909
這樣更有趣，我賭上自己的小命

757
00:53:20,993 --> 00:53:21,994
靠

758
00:53:22,369 --> 00:53:24,621
那把槍殺不了他，還有手提箱炸彈

759
00:53:24,955 --> 00:53:27,124
這把槍隨時會爆炸

760
00:53:27,916 --> 00:53:31,003
不會啦，只有開槍才會引爆

761
00:53:31,628 --> 00:53:33,630
所以別開槍，聽懂了嗎？

762
00:53:34,339 --> 00:53:38,302
那不像這個手提箱，這箱子…

763
00:53:40,137 --> 00:53:42,723
隨時都會爆炸，這是…

764
00:53:45,517 --> 00:53:50,230
你知道白死神曾經被自己人

765
00:53:50,314 --> 00:53:52,608
試圖暗殺31次嗎？

766
00:53:52,858 --> 00:53:56,236
他每次都用對方的武器處決他們

767
00:53:57,738 --> 00:53:59,198
你現在搞懂了嗎？

768
00:54:00,949 --> 00:54:02,868
我是故意把你引來的

769
00:54:03,952 --> 00:54:05,954
妳把我兒子推下屋頂

770
00:54:06,038 --> 00:54:06,872
沒錯

771
00:54:06,955 --> 00:54:08,123
為了讓我搭上這班列車

772
00:54:08,957 --> 00:54:10,667
把我誣陷為殺手

773
00:54:11,335 --> 00:54:14,338
被白死神抓到，希望他用我的槍

774
00:54:15,339 --> 00:54:17,508
炸死他自己？

775
00:54:17,591 --> 00:54:19,009
猜對了

776
00:54:19,635 --> 00:54:21,512
你很聰明

777
00:54:21,595 --> 00:54:23,388
這是個蠢計畫

778
00:54:24,223 --> 00:54:25,390
這是個…

779
00:54:26,767 --> 00:54:28,227
…超高明的計畫

780
00:54:35,651 --> 00:54:37,027
有人

781
00:54:38,445 --> 00:54:41,240
記得掛掉的黑道外科醫師嗎？

782
00:54:41,990 --> 00:54:44,910
-他突然中風
-不，那是官方說詞

783
00:54:45,077 --> 00:54:46,036
他中了毒

784
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:48,288
殺手的代號是毒蜂

785
00:54:49,123 --> 00:54:50,207
我的天啊

786
00:54:53,127 --> 00:54:55,087
他使用非洲樹蛇毒液

787
00:54:55,170 --> 00:54:58,132
導致體內大量出血，從孔洞噴出來

788
00:54:58,215 --> 00:55:01,260
30秒內不注射解毒劑就會死

789
00:55:01,844 --> 00:55:04,721
有趣冷知識，這種毒藥也用來暗殺…

790
00:55:04,805 --> 00:55:05,764
艾薩鍋巴

791
00:55:06,348 --> 00:55:08,517
是艾薩卡羅

792
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:10,769
毒蜂在列車上幹嘛？

793
00:55:10,853 --> 00:55:12,479
不管是什麼交易

794
00:55:12,563 --> 00:55:14,398
都不是透過正常管道

795
00:55:14,481 --> 00:55:16,024
這件事另有蹊蹺

796
00:55:16,108 --> 00:55:17,484
你還要用多久？

797
00:55:17,568 --> 00:55:18,986
我還在用，這位太太

798
00:55:22,489 --> 00:55:24,450
惡狼一定有查出毒蜂是誰

799
00:55:24,533 --> 00:55:28,120
跑來為他老婆老闆報仇，讓毒蜂歸西

800
00:55:28,203 --> 00:55:29,830
天啊，你剛剛說“歸西”嗎？

801
00:55:29,913 --> 00:55:32,499
-我要讓這個詞再紅起來
-不要，讓它歸西吧

802
00:55:32,583 --> 00:55:34,001
只要把毒蜂揪出來

803
00:55:34,084 --> 00:55:36,920
交給檸檬跟蜜柑，我就不會被歸西

804
00:55:37,004 --> 00:55:39,131
-真假？
-妳看我又說了

805
00:55:39,214 --> 00:55:40,799
自我感覺良好？

806
00:55:41,592 --> 00:55:44,303
天啊，日本人通常都很有禮貌

807
00:55:44,386 --> 00:55:46,346
這位太太，我…

808
00:55:46,847 --> 00:55:48,182
“尋找我的裝置–檸檬的手機”

809
00:55:48,265 --> 00:55:50,350
噢，酷耶

810
00:55:53,312 --> 00:55:54,271
混帳東西

811
00:55:57,066 --> 00:56:00,194
給我過來，你這人渣

812
00:56:24,384 --> 00:56:26,720
等等，我知道誰殺死那小子

813
00:56:26,804 --> 00:56:29,473
我才不管，我的箱子呢？

814
00:56:42,528 --> 00:56:43,445
妳好

815
00:56:53,622 --> 00:56:55,541
抱歉，不好意思

816
00:57:04,174 --> 00:57:06,093
不用，謝謝

817
00:57:06,176 --> 00:57:09,012
我想來一瓶水

818
00:57:11,974 --> 00:57:14,893
等等，妳有氣泡飲料嗎？

819
00:57:14,977 --> 00:57:16,103
有氣泡的水？

820
00:57:20,482 --> 00:57:21,775
就是這個，謝…

821
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:24,528
好耶

822
00:57:24,611 --> 00:57:25,529
太好了

823
00:57:27,030 --> 00:57:31,243
老兄，我把錢都給了跟我換裝的傢伙

824
00:57:31,326 --> 00:57:32,619
幫我付錢？

825
00:57:39,626 --> 00:57:41,295
一瓶氣泡水多少錢？

826
00:57:45,174 --> 00:57:49,303
給妳，不客氣，一千日圓

827
00:57:49,386 --> 00:57:51,346
那瓶水要10英鎊

828
00:57:54,183 --> 00:57:55,017
掰掰

829
00:58:03,275 --> 00:58:06,111
-你確定不要好好談談？
-沒這打算

830
00:58:06,195 --> 00:58:07,279
好吧

831
00:58:10,991 --> 00:58:13,160
你這王八蛋！混帳東西！

832
00:58:13,243 --> 00:58:14,787
給我過來，混球！

833
00:58:25,506 --> 00:58:28,050
我知道誰殺了那小子

834
00:58:28,133 --> 00:58:30,010
是嗎？他在哪裡？

835
00:58:31,303 --> 00:58:32,554
在這列車上

836
00:58:32,638 --> 00:58:34,598
那就很好找，對吧？

837
00:58:39,978 --> 00:58:41,396
放開我

838
00:59:09,883 --> 00:59:10,843
你要不要接？

839
00:59:11,885 --> 00:59:12,886
不要

840
00:59:13,429 --> 00:59:15,597
你最好要接

841
00:59:20,269 --> 00:59:21,520
可能是急事

842
00:59:24,189 --> 00:59:26,150
好吧，也許很急

843
00:59:26,233 --> 00:59:28,152
可惡，快點

844
00:59:29,653 --> 00:59:30,529
幹嘛？

845
00:59:30,612 --> 00:59:33,115
白死神要你們帶手提箱在下一站下車

846
00:59:33,198 --> 00:59:34,992
否則就殺光列車上的乘客

847
00:59:35,075 --> 00:59:36,285
好啦，沒問題

848
00:59:36,368 --> 00:59:39,163
但檸檬有事不能下車

849
00:59:39,371 --> 00:59:43,083
這次你們要一起下車，否則大家都會死

850
00:59:45,461 --> 00:59:47,337
這群人真的很有事

851
00:59:47,629 --> 00:59:48,922
手提箱有沒有在你那裡？

852
00:59:49,006 --> 00:59:50,090
沒有

853
00:59:52,468 --> 00:59:54,803
反正我也來不及去找檸檬

854
00:59:55,471 --> 00:59:56,597
你有他的手機

855
00:59:57,139 --> 00:59:58,348
你身上有槍嗎？

856
01:00:01,310 --> 01:00:02,227
我不喜歡槍

857
01:00:02,311 --> 01:00:03,228
這樣喔

858
01:00:04,772 --> 01:00:06,148
我玩完了，老兄

859
01:00:06,231 --> 01:00:08,567
不管怎樣，你挺上道的

860
01:00:08,650 --> 01:00:10,736
很高興你會跟我一起死

861
01:00:10,819 --> 01:00:11,862
謝謝喔

862
01:00:14,740 --> 01:00:15,574
好奇問一下

863
01:00:15,657 --> 01:00:16,492
什麼事？

864
01:00:17,242 --> 01:00:18,994
他們知道檸檬的長相嗎？

865
01:00:19,703 --> 01:00:20,829
哇

866
01:00:21,705 --> 01:00:24,249
你們真的很像雙胞胎

867
01:00:26,251 --> 01:00:28,545
手提箱在這裡，現在怎樣？

868
01:00:28,629 --> 01:00:31,090
繼續搭到京都站

869
01:00:32,633 --> 01:00:34,885
好，沒問題，太好了

870
01:00:34,968 --> 01:00:35,844
嘿

871
01:00:36,887 --> 01:00:39,264
-你有打開過嗎？
-當然沒有

872
01:00:39,348 --> 01:00:41,475
我沒問過密碼，瞭嗎？

873
01:00:41,558 --> 01:00:43,602
-這樣才安全
-是啊

874
01:00:44,144 --> 01:00:45,771
免得有人貪心

875
01:01:03,247 --> 01:01:06,792
我知道…對不起，對不起啦

876
01:01:06,875 --> 01:01:09,461
-我很倒楣
-那算倒楣？

877
01:01:09,545 --> 01:01:10,921
我只碰一下它就…

878
01:01:11,004 --> 01:01:14,425
-你幹嘛多此一舉？
-演戲嘛

879
01:01:14,508 --> 01:01:15,801
他們並不買帳

880
01:01:15,884 --> 01:01:17,886
假陽具和絲襪

881
01:01:18,387 --> 01:01:19,972
差點就騙倒他們

882
01:01:20,973 --> 01:01:21,890
就差一點

883
01:01:24,935 --> 01:01:27,771
妳證明妳最聰明，妳贏了，小妞

884
01:01:28,689 --> 01:01:29,690
拜託了

885
01:01:31,525 --> 01:01:32,651
拜託了，小妞

886
01:01:34,111 --> 01:01:35,112
打給妳手下

887
01:01:36,405 --> 01:01:38,449
我會聽妳的，只要妳…

888
01:01:39,742 --> 01:01:41,702
…放過我兒子

889
01:01:42,786 --> 01:01:44,121
你兒子

890
01:01:45,330 --> 01:01:48,959
你知道把他騙到屋頂有多容易嗎？

891
01:01:51,128 --> 01:01:53,172
沒想到你花了三小時

892
01:01:53,255 --> 01:01:57,342
才終於發現你兒子失蹤了

893
01:01:57,426 --> 01:02:01,722
你是個爛父親，你兒子會為了

894
01:02:01,805 --> 01:02:04,349
你犯的錯誤付出代價

895
01:02:04,433 --> 01:02:08,061
妳完全不了解人間疾苦

896
01:02:09,646 --> 01:02:11,148
人生有多難

897
01:02:12,357 --> 01:02:13,776
妳只是…

898
01:02:14,485 --> 01:02:18,197
一個被寵壞的小女生故意摔壞玩具

899
01:02:19,073 --> 01:02:21,075
讓媽咪跟在後面善後

900
01:02:21,825 --> 01:02:26,705
不好意思，我不是故意打擾你們

901
01:02:26,789 --> 01:02:28,707
但你們有沒有看到

902
01:02:28,832 --> 01:02:31,251
一個猥瑣白人眼鏡男經過？

903
01:02:34,588 --> 01:02:35,422
沒有

904
01:02:35,506 --> 01:02:37,758
把手有火車貼紙的銀色箱子呢？

905
01:02:37,841 --> 01:02:40,260
-看到嗎？
-我想不起來耶

906
01:02:40,344 --> 01:02:43,889
木村叔叔，你有沒有看到銀色手提箱…

907
01:02:43,972 --> 01:02:46,266
你說“把手有火車貼紙”？

908
01:02:46,350 --> 01:02:48,185
-對啊
-好特別喔

909
01:02:48,268 --> 01:02:51,021
我沒看到，看到一定會記得

910
01:02:53,065 --> 01:02:54,108
“木村叔叔”？

911
01:02:54,817 --> 01:02:57,611
-是啊
-你沒事吧？你臉上…

912
01:02:58,070 --> 01:03:00,614
千萬別在子彈列車上刮鬍子

913
01:03:00,697 --> 01:03:04,410
只是問問而已，我得追上他

914
01:03:04,493 --> 01:03:06,120
借過喔，“木村叔叔”

915
01:03:06,203 --> 01:03:07,371
保重囉

916
01:03:07,955 --> 01:03:09,289
我再問一件事

917
01:03:10,124 --> 01:03:14,336
大部分的人都會以為是行李箱

918
01:03:14,420 --> 01:03:15,629
畢竟是長途列車

919
01:03:16,463 --> 01:03:18,006
但是妳…

920
01:03:18,090 --> 01:03:19,299
妳卻說“手提箱”

921
01:03:20,217 --> 01:03:21,718
我沒說是“手提箱”

922
01:03:22,636 --> 01:03:23,679
我覺得…

923
01:03:25,055 --> 01:03:26,598
我找到那個狄索了

924
01:03:32,146 --> 01:03:33,856
你知道誰會在京都等我們

925
01:03:35,858 --> 01:03:38,026
我們應該馬上下車

926
01:03:38,694 --> 01:03:41,238
不帶著檸檬或是那箱子

927
01:03:41,321 --> 01:03:42,281
我不會下車

928
01:03:42,364 --> 01:03:44,783
那好，箱子在頭等車廂貴賓室

929
01:03:44,867 --> 01:03:48,162
吧檯後面的垃圾桶，儘管去拿

930
01:03:48,245 --> 01:03:50,038
我要下車

931
01:03:50,122 --> 01:03:52,374
去一間寺廟反省我的人生選擇

932
01:03:52,458 --> 01:03:54,793
聽起來不錯，但問題是

933
01:03:54,877 --> 01:03:56,587
我還是要找個替死鬼

934
01:03:57,421 --> 01:03:58,547
靠

935
01:03:59,923 --> 01:04:01,175
-你要找個替死鬼
-是啊

936
01:04:01,383 --> 01:04:03,594
我懂，我瞭啦

937
01:04:05,679 --> 01:04:07,639
我很為難，我在想

938
01:04:07,723 --> 01:04:10,893
我該饒你一命或是把你碎屍萬段

939
01:04:10,976 --> 01:04:12,686
塞進那個萌萌怪吉祥物

940
01:04:12,770 --> 01:04:14,772
我一直在想這件事

941
01:04:16,815 --> 01:04:17,649
或是…

942
01:04:17,733 --> 01:04:19,443
或是什麼？有更好的點子？

943
01:04:20,194 --> 01:04:22,446
我們之間有一道牆

944
01:04:22,529 --> 01:04:24,740
但只是幻覺，憑空想像的

945
01:04:24,823 --> 01:04:27,493
每道牆上都有一扇窗

946
01:04:27,576 --> 01:04:29,119
機會之窗

947
01:04:29,787 --> 01:04:30,829
該死，是一道門啦

948
01:04:32,372 --> 01:04:34,458
每道牆都有一扇門

949
01:04:34,833 --> 01:04:37,086
我聽不懂你在說什麼

950
01:04:37,169 --> 01:04:38,962
重點是，門要關了

951
01:04:52,851 --> 01:04:54,019
唯一的問題是

952
01:04:54,103 --> 01:04:56,355
誰是狄索，誰是達克？

953
01:04:56,438 --> 01:04:57,314
達克？

954
01:04:57,398 --> 01:05:00,025
那是兒童卡通，“湯瑪士火車頭”

955
01:05:00,109 --> 01:05:02,736
不對，是“湯瑪士小火車”

956
01:05:02,820 --> 01:05:03,987
求求你，先生

957
01:05:04,488 --> 01:05:06,907
這個人綁架我

958
01:05:06,990 --> 01:05:09,785
他說要拿我來換贖金

959
01:05:12,246 --> 01:05:14,790
抱歉，我很愛看白人小妞流眼淚

960
01:05:14,873 --> 01:05:15,707
好棒棒

961
01:05:15,791 --> 01:05:18,043
通常都是這種大叔

962
01:05:18,127 --> 01:05:20,754
發號施令，但我很會看人

963
01:05:20,838 --> 01:05:23,674
我的直覺告訴我妳有鬼

964
01:05:26,552 --> 01:05:30,889
所以呢…我不能把你們兩個都殺了

965
01:05:32,558 --> 01:05:33,892
那就問不出答案

966
01:05:34,685 --> 01:05:38,105
這樣吧，我們來玩個小遊戲

967
01:05:38,188 --> 01:05:40,524
想玩的話就舉起雙手

968
01:05:40,607 --> 01:05:42,192
太好了，我就知道你們想玩

969
01:05:42,276 --> 01:05:45,195
閉上眼睛，我要數到三

970
01:05:45,779 --> 01:05:47,406
誰是老大就舉手

971
01:05:47,489 --> 01:05:49,450
不是的話就指出誰才是

972
01:05:49,533 --> 01:05:51,994
你們都舉手或指向對方

973
01:05:52,077 --> 01:05:53,912
我就知道你們都在騙人

974
01:05:53,996 --> 01:05:55,873
我會斃了你們兩個，準備好

975
01:05:55,956 --> 01:05:59,001
你剛說殺了我們就問不出答案

976
01:05:59,084 --> 01:06:01,295
-我是這麼說過
-沒錯

977
01:06:02,504 --> 01:06:05,424
有時候得先開槍再想答案

978
01:06:06,008 --> 01:06:07,176
一

979
01:06:08,093 --> 01:06:09,762
你打來我沒接的話…

980
01:06:09,845 --> 01:06:11,764
-二
-…就殺了小涉

981
01:06:11,847 --> 01:06:12,681
三

982
01:06:40,667 --> 01:06:42,252
我在做夢嗎？

983
01:07:11,448 --> 01:07:13,992
抱歉，今天算你倒楣

984
01:07:20,749 --> 01:07:22,292
我包包裡有條鐵絲

985
01:07:22,376 --> 01:07:26,380
可以用來從外面鎖住這道門

986
01:07:28,006 --> 01:07:29,341
超可怕的

987
01:07:29,425 --> 01:07:33,804
他說我不聽話或是我敢尖叫

988
01:07:33,887 --> 01:07:35,931
他就會對我下手

989
01:07:36,014 --> 01:07:37,724
妳為什麼不用這個？

990
01:07:41,854 --> 01:07:45,566
他綁架妳，又把他的槍給妳？

991
01:07:45,649 --> 01:07:46,817
-不不不
-放輕鬆

992
01:07:47,526 --> 01:07:50,863
求求你，我不會用槍，求求你

993
01:07:50,946 --> 01:07:52,531
我靠，妳真是…

994
01:07:52,614 --> 01:07:55,033
妳真的很會演，沒上過課？

995
01:07:55,117 --> 01:07:57,119
妳根本不怕卻嘴唇發抖

996
01:07:57,202 --> 01:07:59,788
妳在流眼淚，真的眼淚耶

997
01:07:59,872 --> 01:08:02,332
妳是個狄索，我得殺了妳

998
01:08:02,416 --> 01:08:04,334
我只是個小女生，求求你

999
01:08:04,418 --> 01:08:07,296
妳真的演很大，不可思議

1000
01:08:07,379 --> 01:08:08,464
求求你

1001
01:08:08,547 --> 01:08:09,548
妳…

1002
01:08:11,633 --> 01:08:12,718
妳是…

1003
01:08:17,222 --> 01:08:18,140
我得…

1004
01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:21,518
可惡…給我乖乖待著

1005
01:08:22,269 --> 01:08:24,354
妳是不是…？怎麼回事？

1006
01:08:26,315 --> 01:08:27,733
大家都愛檸檬

1007
01:08:37,242 --> 01:08:38,786
去死吧！

1008
01:08:51,465 --> 01:08:53,300
很高興你喜歡我的表演

1009
01:08:54,593 --> 01:08:56,136
妳是怎麼辦到的？

1010
01:08:57,346 --> 01:08:58,806
我也不知道

1011
01:08:58,889 --> 01:09:00,599
只是幸運吧

1012
01:09:02,643 --> 01:09:04,436
告訴蜜柑…

1013
01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:05,854
告訴蜜柑…

1014
01:09:07,564 --> 01:09:08,649
蜜柑…

1015
01:09:09,608 --> 01:09:10,567
他是高登

1016
01:09:11,151 --> 01:09:13,237
蜜柑是高登

1017
01:09:19,993 --> 01:09:24,039
我要拿著箱子下車，我受夠了

1018
01:09:32,214 --> 01:09:33,257
喂？

1019
01:09:33,465 --> 01:09:34,591
雄一

1020
01:09:37,511 --> 01:09:40,347
雄一把手機忘在子彈列車上

1021
01:09:40,431 --> 01:09:42,182
你可以去京都站領取

1022
01:09:42,266 --> 01:09:44,059
-京都？
-這有尋找手機APP

1023
01:09:44,143 --> 01:09:45,144
“尋找我的裝置–檸檬的手機”

1024
01:09:46,019 --> 01:09:47,146
定位很精準

1025
01:09:47,229 --> 01:09:48,272
掰了

1026
01:10:07,207 --> 01:10:09,126
天啊，他走路有風

1027
01:10:17,301 --> 01:10:18,343
惡狼先生

1028
01:10:19,052 --> 01:10:21,138
你是來殺毒蜂的

1029
01:10:29,521 --> 01:10:30,731
發生什麼事？

1030
01:10:34,610 --> 01:10:35,736
沒事吧？

1031
01:10:39,364 --> 01:10:40,741
靠，這超熱的

1032
01:10:40,824 --> 01:10:42,576
“毒蜂”

1033
01:10:46,789 --> 01:10:50,793
萌萌萌，萌萌，萌萌萌

1034
01:11:05,224 --> 01:11:06,767
烘焙師傅

1035
01:11:18,028 --> 01:11:20,406
你偷走我的蛇，混帳

1036
01:11:22,282 --> 01:11:25,327
那是妳的…？應該報警，有人會…

1037
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:33,502
去死吧

1038
01:11:35,587 --> 01:11:39,216
只要小小扎一下，你知道會怎樣嗎？

1039
01:11:39,299 --> 01:11:40,134
我知道

1040
01:11:40,217 --> 01:11:43,178
血液凝固，阻塞血管，眼睛噴血

1041
01:11:43,262 --> 01:11:44,930
我說我知道！

1042
01:11:46,765 --> 01:11:48,475
你這個弱雞

1043
01:11:50,310 --> 01:11:51,937
-住手
-我要拿走箱子

1044
01:11:52,020 --> 01:11:53,105
給我！

1045
01:11:53,939 --> 01:11:55,357
他們答應要給錢

1046
01:11:56,024 --> 01:11:58,527
-誰？
-不知道，都是線上交易

1047
01:11:58,610 --> 01:12:00,529
他們說錢在手提箱裡

1048
01:12:01,488 --> 01:12:04,491
有人僱妳暗殺那小子，還用他自己的贖金？

1049
01:12:04,575 --> 01:12:06,034
有夠狠的

1050
01:12:06,118 --> 01:12:08,036
超狠的…住手！

1051
01:12:12,291 --> 01:12:13,917
就像被毒蜂螫一下，混蛋！

1052
01:12:14,585 --> 01:12:16,420
小姐，箱子拿去

1053
01:12:16,503 --> 01:12:18,881
但你看到我的臉了

1054
01:12:30,434 --> 01:12:32,770
30秒後毒性發作

1055
01:12:51,330 --> 01:12:52,664
你這混帳

1056
01:12:53,207 --> 01:12:55,918
慘了，沒有備用的嗎？

1057
01:12:56,001 --> 01:12:58,128
你覺得呢？

1058
01:13:00,714 --> 01:13:02,007
也太慘了

1059
01:13:03,967 --> 01:13:05,385
妳沒另一劑？

1060
01:13:05,469 --> 01:13:07,304
妳得準備周全呀

1061
01:13:07,387 --> 01:13:10,224
我又在說教了，對不起

1062
01:13:12,142 --> 01:13:14,103
需要什麼嗎？

1063
01:13:20,150 --> 01:13:22,403
妳不像是有信仰的人

1064
01:13:24,488 --> 01:13:26,824
水？喝口水？

1065
01:13:27,991 --> 01:13:29,076
不要？

1066
01:13:29,910 --> 01:13:31,453
要小被被嗎？

1067
01:13:31,537 --> 01:13:33,455
要我牽妳的小手嗎？

1068
01:13:44,049 --> 01:13:45,717
現世報來得真快

1069
01:16:01,687 --> 01:16:02,604
講點話

1070
01:16:03,689 --> 01:16:07,609
我有夠衰，衰到爆，我得設法下車

1071
01:16:07,693 --> 01:16:09,027
拿到箱子了嗎？

1072
01:16:10,237 --> 01:16:11,071
拿到了

1073
01:16:11,822 --> 01:16:13,949
你是不是抱著腿坐在地上？

1074
01:16:15,993 --> 01:16:17,411
我沒坐在地上

1075
01:16:17,494 --> 01:16:18,746
你得站起來

1076
01:16:18,829 --> 01:16:21,790
-妳怎知我在幹嘛？
-因為我了解你

1077
01:16:21,874 --> 01:16:23,459
我應該寫日記

1078
01:16:23,542 --> 01:16:27,212
瓢蟲，呼吸，深呼吸

1079
01:16:27,296 --> 01:16:30,007
快搞定了，你得站起來

1080
01:16:30,841 --> 01:16:31,759
好吧

1081
01:16:51,862 --> 01:16:54,448
你一直在騙我，朋友

1082
01:16:56,158 --> 01:16:58,452
被你發現了，對吧？

1083
01:16:58,535 --> 01:17:01,747
你應該要保護我兒子

1084
01:17:01,830 --> 01:17:03,290
看好我的錢

1085
01:17:03,373 --> 01:17:05,667
我不知道怎麼當爸爸

1086
01:17:05,751 --> 01:17:07,503
但你知道我會怎麼

1087
01:17:07,586 --> 01:17:10,255
處理你的兒子和你的錢嗎？

1088
01:17:10,839 --> 01:17:15,010
別再為死老婆哭哭啼啼，給我馬上過來

1089
01:17:15,094 --> 01:17:16,887
親自搞定這件事

1090
01:17:16,970 --> 01:17:19,056
但我們都聊開了

1091
01:17:19,139 --> 01:17:20,557
我要告訴你幾件事

1092
01:17:20,641 --> 01:17:21,725
你兒子是個小混蛋

1093
01:17:21,809 --> 01:17:24,311
活該眼睛流血而死

1094
01:17:24,394 --> 01:17:26,897
至於你的箱子，從東京就沒再看過

1095
01:17:26,980 --> 01:17:28,524
希望有人找到它

1096
01:17:28,607 --> 01:17:31,360
把錢全都梭哈，玩得開心

1097
01:17:31,443 --> 01:17:33,529
我會在京都站見你

1098
01:17:33,612 --> 01:17:35,948
太好了，我等不及了

1099
01:17:36,031 --> 01:17:40,327
我要看著你的眼睛，殺死你和你兄弟

1100
01:17:47,042 --> 01:17:47,918
我兄弟

1101
01:17:51,797 --> 01:17:54,174
我一直在吹泡泡

1102
01:17:54,258 --> 01:17:57,469
飄在空中美美的泡泡

1103
01:17:57,553 --> 01:17:59,096
西漢姆隊贏了！

1104
01:17:59,179 --> 01:18:01,890
西漢姆隊1分，切爾西隊0分

1105
01:18:06,812 --> 01:18:09,440
早上的尖峰時段就快到了

1106
01:18:09,940 --> 01:18:10,774
你打算怎樣，老兄？

1107
01:18:10,858 --> 01:18:13,026
大搖大擺跑來打爆我的頭

1108
01:18:13,110 --> 01:18:15,362
整車子的乘客都是證人？

1109
01:18:15,446 --> 01:18:18,657
列車上沒有其他乘客了

1110
01:18:18,741 --> 01:18:20,200
我知道

1111
01:18:20,284 --> 01:18:24,288
因為我買下到終點前的每一張車票

1112
01:18:27,958 --> 01:18:28,792
喂

1113
01:18:29,418 --> 01:18:30,794
妳

1114
01:18:30,878 --> 01:18:32,588
我認得妳

1115
01:18:32,671 --> 01:18:34,423
妳是那小女生，對吧？

1116
01:18:34,506 --> 01:18:35,841
我的天啊

1117
01:18:35,924 --> 01:18:37,760
我很會認臉的

1118
01:18:37,843 --> 01:18:40,012
看到你真好，拜託救救我

1119
01:18:41,305 --> 01:18:43,766
有一個壞人抓住我當人質

1120
01:18:43,849 --> 01:18:47,978
他戴著眼鏡，殺死我叔叔

1121
01:18:48,061 --> 01:18:50,147
他也殺死另一個人

1122
01:18:50,230 --> 01:18:54,985
他一直在說“湯瑪士火車頭”

1123
01:18:55,069 --> 01:18:56,236
“湯瑪士小火車”

1124
01:18:56,320 --> 01:18:58,822
沒錯，但他殺死他們

1125
01:18:58,947 --> 01:19:01,617
還說要拿了錢就逃走

1126
01:19:01,700 --> 01:19:03,118
我不知道

1127
01:19:03,243 --> 01:19:06,872
不好意思，我不知道妳是誰

1128
01:19:08,540 --> 01:19:12,336
我本來要在名古屋站下車，但這個人…

1129
01:19:12,419 --> 01:19:13,879
妳早就過站了

1130
01:19:13,962 --> 01:19:17,341
我知道，但這個人抓住我

1131
01:19:17,424 --> 01:19:19,802
還說拿正妹當人質最好

1132
01:19:19,885 --> 01:19:23,138
他說得對，聽好，振作一點

1133
01:19:23,222 --> 01:19:25,557
-拜託救救我
-冷靜點

1134
01:19:25,641 --> 01:19:28,060
想下車就下車，妳可以走了

1135
01:19:28,143 --> 01:19:29,686
-謝謝你
-沒事，去吧

1136
01:19:29,770 --> 01:19:31,396
反正我也不知道妳在這幹嘛

1137
01:19:36,110 --> 01:19:37,403
你還好吧？

1138
01:19:37,903 --> 01:19:38,779
狄索

1139
01:19:39,321 --> 01:19:41,198
最壞的小火車

1140
01:19:41,865 --> 01:19:43,200
專門惹麻煩

1141
01:19:46,161 --> 01:19:48,622
是這樣的，檸檬…

1142
01:19:51,458 --> 01:19:52,793
願他安息

1143
01:19:54,086 --> 01:19:55,129
…直覺很準

1144
01:19:56,630 --> 01:20:00,175
他很會看人，知道他們的本性

1145
01:20:00,926 --> 01:20:02,386
他是對的

1146
01:20:03,053 --> 01:20:04,263
有一個狄索

1147
01:20:05,055 --> 01:20:09,351
在列車上趴趴走，惹了一堆麻煩

1148
01:20:10,185 --> 01:20:13,897
原來就是妳，妳這臭狄索！

1149
01:20:17,693 --> 01:20:21,989
妳害檸檬流血，他從不流血

1150
01:20:22,740 --> 01:20:24,950
天啊，快來救我！

1151
01:20:25,033 --> 01:20:27,453
救救我！拜託！

1152
01:20:27,536 --> 01:20:29,371
放開我，大笨蛋

1153
01:20:47,222 --> 01:20:48,265
什麼？

1154
01:20:48,348 --> 01:20:49,349
狄索

1155
01:20:49,433 --> 01:20:50,642
什麼？

1156
01:20:50,726 --> 01:20:52,728
你這大笨蛋

1157
01:20:57,191 --> 01:20:58,358
你才是狄索

1158
01:20:59,943 --> 01:21:01,695
搞什麼？

1159
01:21:04,114 --> 01:21:05,324
搞什麼？

1160
01:21:06,033 --> 01:21:09,495
他說他要殺了你，讓你當替死鬼

1161
01:21:10,579 --> 01:21:15,084
他還說有人會在京都站等我們

1162
01:21:15,876 --> 01:21:18,921
一個會傷害我的大壞蛋

1163
01:21:19,963 --> 01:21:21,548
沒人會傷害妳

1164
01:21:22,132 --> 01:21:23,467
沒事的

1165
01:21:24,301 --> 01:21:25,677
我們要下車

1166
01:21:34,478 --> 01:21:36,730
撐到下一站就沒事

1167
01:21:57,000 --> 01:21:57,960
好了，下車

1168
01:21:58,043 --> 01:21:59,169
小妞，快啊！

1169
01:21:59,962 --> 01:22:01,630
不行，我的背包卡住

1170
01:22:01,713 --> 01:22:02,756
什麼？

1171
01:22:03,674 --> 01:22:04,800
別管它，快下車

1172
01:22:04,883 --> 01:22:06,677
-快走吧
-不行啦

1173
01:22:06,760 --> 01:22:08,053
快給我下車

1174
01:22:08,137 --> 01:22:10,097
-不！
-最後一次機會！

1175
01:22:10,180 --> 01:22:11,390
拜託回來！

1176
01:22:11,473 --> 01:22:12,766
拜託了

1177
01:22:12,850 --> 01:22:15,727
我好害怕，別丟下我

1178
01:22:21,400 --> 01:22:22,484
弄好了

1179
01:22:22,943 --> 01:22:25,070
不是妳的錯，小妞

1180
01:22:25,779 --> 01:22:27,489
是我運氣不好

1181
01:22:30,075 --> 01:22:32,703
妳有大好人生等著妳

1182
01:22:32,786 --> 01:22:35,831
一定要安安穩穩地過活

1183
01:22:35,914 --> 01:22:38,584
因為有太多狗屁倒灶的事了

1184
01:22:39,418 --> 01:22:43,005
遇到叫卡佛的傢伙，他是個混球

1185
01:22:43,088 --> 01:22:44,715
跟他說是我說的

1186
01:22:52,264 --> 01:22:54,099
我拿了這個，不想亂放

1187
01:22:55,100 --> 01:22:57,394
在那男人手上，你也許能用來

1188
01:22:57,478 --> 01:23:00,314
殺死在終點站等我們的人

1189
01:23:01,440 --> 01:23:03,025
你不會讓我受傷吧

1190
01:23:03,108 --> 01:23:04,526
說實話

1191
01:23:06,320 --> 01:23:07,279
說實話

1192
01:23:07,362 --> 01:23:08,781
那是誰？

1193
01:23:14,828 --> 01:23:15,829
真假？

1194
01:23:16,538 --> 01:23:17,372
好吧

1195
01:23:18,082 --> 01:23:20,584
老兄，我被你嚇到了

1196
01:23:20,667 --> 01:23:24,797
不介意的話，麻煩找別的座位

1197
01:23:24,880 --> 01:23:28,217
坐到車廂的最最最後面

1198
01:23:28,300 --> 01:23:32,221
這樣一來我就不必再說一次

1199
01:23:32,971 --> 01:23:33,806
沒錯

1200
01:23:34,640 --> 01:23:35,849
你不必

1201
01:23:41,438 --> 01:23:43,899
我們走吧，我幫妳拿包包

1202
01:23:56,954 --> 01:23:58,205
那是一條蛇嗎？

1203
01:23:58,288 --> 01:24:00,040
妳知道我兒子在哪嗎？

1204
01:24:21,019 --> 01:24:22,312
噢，天啊

1205
01:24:32,406 --> 01:24:33,574
“未接來電”

1206
01:24:34,533 --> 01:24:35,659
經過這麼多事

1207
01:24:42,332 --> 01:24:44,293
就是妳

1208
01:24:44,418 --> 01:24:48,005
把我孫子推下百貨公司屋頂

1209
01:24:48,088 --> 01:24:49,214
為什麼？

1210
01:24:49,298 --> 01:24:50,424
你兒子

1211
01:24:51,300 --> 01:24:54,595
他本來要幫我在京都站殺掉白死神

1212
01:24:55,763 --> 01:24:58,307
這一切都是為了讓他搭上這班車

1213
01:25:01,477 --> 01:25:02,936
白死神

1214
01:25:03,020 --> 01:25:04,480
沒錯

1215
01:25:04,563 --> 01:25:06,940
他連這件事都做不到

1216
01:25:08,609 --> 01:25:09,610
所以他死了

1217
01:25:10,360 --> 01:25:11,862
屍體在後面的車廂

1218
01:25:12,613 --> 01:25:13,989
他們都死了

1219
01:25:21,914 --> 01:25:24,625
我孫子被推下屋頂

1220
01:25:24,708 --> 01:25:28,754
難道我不會找人保護他嗎？

1221
01:25:52,528 --> 01:25:54,738
我孫子很安全

1222
01:25:55,823 --> 01:25:57,908
我兒子也沒死

1223
01:25:58,659 --> 01:26:00,661
給我聽好，老頭…

1224
01:26:00,744 --> 01:26:03,497
妳只要知道我這老頭一件事

1225
01:26:04,206 --> 01:26:06,667
我遇過更慘的事

1226
01:26:06,750 --> 01:26:10,379
也遇過比妳更壞的人

1227
01:26:19,638 --> 01:26:21,348
我會親手殺了他

1228
01:26:24,268 --> 01:26:27,229
“有蛇 別掀開”

1229
01:26:30,816 --> 01:26:32,401
-你沒事吧？
-被毒蛇咬？

1230
01:26:34,111 --> 01:26:36,530
你不會相信有多巧

1231
01:26:36,613 --> 01:26:40,492
我今天注射過解毒劑，所以…

1232
01:26:40,576 --> 01:26:43,704
我沒事，大概吧

1233
01:26:45,998 --> 01:26:46,957
那小女生…

1234
01:26:47,040 --> 01:26:49,793
她對你圖謀不軌

1235
01:26:49,877 --> 01:26:51,587
是啊

1236
01:26:51,670 --> 01:26:55,007
就連瞎子都看得出你被蒙在鼓裡

1237
01:26:55,090 --> 01:26:58,010
瞎子看不到她多會演戲

1238
01:26:59,011 --> 01:27:01,597
-你對她做了什麼？
-什麼都不必做

1239
01:27:02,514 --> 01:27:05,100
命運會讓她自食其果

1240
01:27:07,603 --> 01:27:10,397
你為何嘲笑命運？

1241
01:27:11,106 --> 01:27:16,028
老兄，命運對我來說就是厄運

1242
01:27:17,279 --> 01:27:21,784
如影隨形地跟著我，就像…

1243
01:27:24,119 --> 01:27:25,996
不知道該怎麼形容

1244
01:27:29,792 --> 01:27:31,627
我的聯絡人叫我瓢蟲

1245
01:27:32,377 --> 01:27:33,629
她很有智慧

1246
01:27:33,712 --> 01:27:35,047
瓢蟲？

1247
01:27:35,130 --> 01:27:35,964
是啊

1248
01:27:36,048 --> 01:27:38,592
她知道瓢蟲代表好運

1249
01:27:40,302 --> 01:27:42,429
並不是，她是在諷刺我

1250
01:27:42,513 --> 01:27:44,139
算了

1251
01:27:44,264 --> 01:27:46,558
我要跟你說個故事

1252
01:27:46,642 --> 01:27:48,060
-不用了
-故事很短

1253
01:27:48,727 --> 01:27:49,645
真的不用了

1254
01:27:49,728 --> 01:27:51,897
很快就說完

1255
01:27:52,606 --> 01:27:53,524
不要啦

1256
01:27:53,607 --> 01:27:55,859
你會喜歡這故事

1257
01:27:56,485 --> 01:27:57,361
真的不用啦

1258
01:27:57,444 --> 01:27:58,487
我開始說了

1259
01:28:00,489 --> 01:28:01,865
很久以前

1260
01:28:02,491 --> 01:28:04,410
我對自己做了承諾

1261
01:28:06,036 --> 01:28:10,457
我一定要不計代價照顧家人

1262
01:28:13,877 --> 01:28:16,422
我在峰岸黑道家族

1263
01:28:16,588 --> 01:28:19,174
升到令人覬覦的高位

1264
01:28:19,716 --> 01:28:21,969
有個人想取代我

1265
01:28:22,052 --> 01:28:23,971
來自北方的人

1266
01:28:30,144 --> 01:28:33,605
我要峰岸千萬別信任這個人

1267
01:28:34,523 --> 01:28:38,569
峰岸卻說我失去雄心壯志

1268
01:28:38,652 --> 01:28:40,070
他並沒說錯

1269
01:28:40,988 --> 01:28:42,614
但我也沒說錯

1270
01:29:05,512 --> 01:29:06,805
當我回到家

1271
01:29:06,889 --> 01:29:11,059
只看到一片灰燼和鮮血

1272
01:29:29,161 --> 01:29:32,247
白死神奪走我的一切

1273
01:29:32,331 --> 01:29:34,083
幾乎是一切

1274
01:29:46,011 --> 01:29:47,429
於是我隱姓埋名

1275
01:29:48,347 --> 01:29:51,391
尋找殺死白死神的方法

1276
01:29:51,475 --> 01:29:54,144
又不會傷害我僅存的家人

1277
01:29:54,812 --> 01:29:57,106
但我始終找不到他

1278
01:29:58,816 --> 01:30:00,234
我還以為

1279
01:30:00,317 --> 01:30:03,946
命運不會給我報仇的機會

1280
01:30:06,031 --> 01:30:08,992
你知道瓢蟲的日文怎麼說嗎？

1281
01:30:13,872 --> 01:30:18,001
我小時候大人就說瓢蟲背上的七星

1282
01:30:18,085 --> 01:30:20,546
代表人間的七種苦難

1283
01:30:21,547 --> 01:30:24,758
你要知道，瓢蟲並不代表好運

1284
01:30:25,300 --> 01:30:30,347
而是背負所有厄運，讓人們平平安安

1285
01:30:33,308 --> 01:30:35,727
我才不想背負七種苦難

1286
01:30:35,811 --> 01:30:39,773
你所經歷的每件事都引領你到這裡

1287
01:30:41,525 --> 01:30:42,568
命運使然

1288
01:30:43,193 --> 01:30:45,028
那我真是倒楣

1289
01:30:46,905 --> 01:30:52,244
白死神會在京都站登上這班列車

1290
01:30:52,995 --> 01:30:55,998
我終於能夠報仇雪恨

1291
01:30:57,708 --> 01:30:59,668
我兒子在前面的車廂

1292
01:30:59,752 --> 01:31:02,421
麻煩你護送他下車

1293
01:31:03,464 --> 01:31:07,843
我不覺得白死神會讓我們任何人下車

1294
01:31:09,595 --> 01:31:11,805
讓我對付白死神

1295
01:31:14,516 --> 01:31:15,350
好吧

1296
01:31:18,520 --> 01:31:19,813
瓢蟲先生？

1297
01:31:22,524 --> 01:31:24,276
你的手提箱

1298
01:31:24,359 --> 01:31:25,235
謝謝你

1299
01:31:36,789 --> 01:31:37,873
父親

1300
01:31:39,708 --> 01:31:40,751
我不明白

1301
01:31:41,919 --> 01:31:43,754
這是命運，兒子

1302
01:31:44,379 --> 01:31:45,589
小涉呢？

1303
01:31:45,672 --> 01:31:46,882
他很安全

1304
01:31:50,260 --> 01:31:51,845
真可惜

1305
01:31:51,929 --> 01:31:53,597
他看起來人很好

1306
01:31:54,848 --> 01:31:56,016
他開槍射我

1307
01:31:56,517 --> 01:31:58,477
他也開槍射過我兩次

1308
01:31:59,520 --> 01:32:01,230
但他有另外一面…

1309
01:32:08,487 --> 01:32:09,613
天啊

1310
01:32:10,989 --> 01:32:12,074
我在地獄嗎？

1311
01:32:14,618 --> 01:32:16,620
噢靠

1312
01:32:20,290 --> 01:32:22,126
我穿了防彈背心

1313
01:32:23,627 --> 01:32:25,921
噢，你喝了那瓶水

1314
01:32:30,217 --> 01:32:32,052
我兄弟呢？

1315
01:33:03,292 --> 01:33:04,376
天啊

1316
01:33:18,807 --> 01:33:20,434
你…

1317
01:33:24,938 --> 01:33:26,982
你比較像是湯瑪士對吧？

1318
01:34:01,391 --> 01:34:02,601
各位

1319
01:34:02,684 --> 01:34:05,104
我們需要想個計畫

1320
01:34:05,187 --> 01:34:09,108
你殺死我兄弟，你這混帳東西

1321
01:34:09,191 --> 01:34:11,527
你也開槍射我

1322
01:34:11,610 --> 01:34:13,362
下次我會射穿你脖子

1323
01:34:13,445 --> 01:34:15,322
也會斃了你的正妹搭檔

1324
01:34:15,406 --> 01:34:17,366
-她不是我的…
-嘿，兩位

1325
01:34:17,449 --> 01:34:20,536
很快動怒，就會很慢互相理解

1326
01:34:20,619 --> 01:34:22,579
我很快會踢爆你屁眼

1327
01:34:24,248 --> 01:34:25,707
混帳東西

1328
01:34:25,791 --> 01:34:27,584
我才要射爆你菊花

1329
01:34:27,668 --> 01:34:29,878
當你伸出一根手指怪罪他人

1330
01:34:29,962 --> 01:34:32,756
就有四根手指指著你自己

1331
01:34:32,840 --> 01:34:34,758
或是三根，好奇怪的手勢

1332
01:34:34,883 --> 01:34:37,386
夠了，你知道我有多狠

1333
01:34:37,469 --> 01:34:39,721
-我為人人
-屁啦

1334
01:34:39,847 --> 01:34:40,889
各位！

1335
01:34:41,807 --> 01:34:42,808
別碰我

1336
01:34:43,600 --> 01:34:48,856
梅子不恨吃它的人，而是種它的農夫

1337
01:34:50,941 --> 01:34:53,026
他恨農夫？

1338
01:34:53,110 --> 01:34:56,947
梅子哪來的仇恨？

1339
01:34:57,030 --> 01:34:59,867
白死神就是農夫

1340
01:35:01,160 --> 01:35:03,412
所以我們都是梅子？

1341
01:35:03,495 --> 01:35:05,998
沒道理啊，幹嘛一直用比喻？

1342
01:35:06,081 --> 01:35:07,666
他向我兄弟開槍

1343
01:35:07,750 --> 01:35:09,376
你向我兒子開槍

1344
01:35:13,422 --> 01:35:15,007
我們要並肩作戰

1345
01:35:15,966 --> 01:35:17,509
否則會孤獨死去

1346
01:35:19,344 --> 01:35:21,013
我剛才說的就是這個意思

1347
01:35:24,808 --> 01:35:29,480
白死神會帶著一票殺手軍團等你

1348
01:35:29,563 --> 01:35:32,191
來自世界各地的殺手

1349
01:35:33,067 --> 01:35:38,113
但他不知道我和我兒子也在車上

1350
01:35:38,781 --> 01:35:43,327
若是命運眷顧，我將會報仇雪恨

1351
01:35:44,620 --> 01:35:48,499
我去車尾盡量阻止他們

1352
01:35:48,582 --> 01:35:52,461
我去駕駛艙把列車開走

1353
01:35:57,091 --> 01:36:00,010
你要做什麼，約堡？

1354
01:36:01,845 --> 01:36:03,722
替大家爭取時間

1355
01:36:22,491 --> 01:36:27,454
“白死神”

1356
01:37:01,363 --> 01:37:02,740
女兒

1357
01:37:04,199 --> 01:37:05,868
父親

1358
01:37:13,542 --> 01:37:16,462
大夥兒，我在找死神先生

1359
01:37:16,545 --> 01:37:18,046
這是他的手提箱

1360
01:37:18,797 --> 01:37:20,215
嘿，輕點

1361
01:37:28,515 --> 01:37:30,142
傷人者，人必傷之

1362
01:37:37,149 --> 01:37:38,525
我是來見你的

1363
01:37:40,652 --> 01:37:43,113
讓你終於看到我

1364
01:37:44,990 --> 01:37:46,867
真正的我

1365
01:37:49,411 --> 01:37:53,123
我不靠你的施捨也能獨立自主

1366
01:37:53,207 --> 01:37:56,043
全都是為了今天站在你面前…

1367
01:37:57,002 --> 01:37:58,587
親手扣下扳機

1368
01:38:00,881 --> 01:38:02,424
我才值得…

1369
01:38:03,550 --> 01:38:05,469
得到你的關心

1370
01:38:09,681 --> 01:38:11,350
得到你的愛

1371
01:38:11,850 --> 01:38:15,479
我比我那遜咖哥哥更像你

1372
01:38:29,618 --> 01:38:30,786
動手啊

1373
01:38:33,247 --> 01:38:34,665
我是來殺你的

1374
01:38:37,042 --> 01:38:38,419
殺了我吧

1375
01:38:40,754 --> 01:38:43,507
就像你殺了其他刺客一樣

1376
01:38:55,060 --> 01:38:56,145
動手啊

1377
01:39:02,484 --> 01:39:03,819
快點動手！

1378
01:39:09,700 --> 01:39:10,659
砰

1379
01:39:17,499 --> 01:39:20,043
我有看到妳，女兒

1380
01:39:20,377 --> 01:39:22,838
一直都有

1381
01:39:24,673 --> 01:39:28,469
但妳從來都不在我的計畫中

1382
01:39:34,516 --> 01:39:36,018
找到美國佬了

1383
01:39:39,104 --> 01:39:40,481
其他人呢？

1384
01:39:40,564 --> 01:39:41,899
全都死了

1385
01:39:42,524 --> 01:39:45,486
好消息是我拿到你的手提箱

1386
01:39:46,695 --> 01:39:49,073
是啊，好消息

1387
01:39:49,156 --> 01:39:50,866
檢查箱子

1388
01:39:50,949 --> 01:39:53,368
快啊，來吧

1389
01:39:54,995 --> 01:39:56,246
清空列車

1390
01:39:58,457 --> 01:40:01,960
好了，湯瑪士小火車，該發動了

1391
01:40:02,044 --> 01:40:04,546
糟糕，全都是日文

1392
01:40:04,630 --> 01:40:06,548
我沒看過日文版，搞屁啊

1393
01:40:11,095 --> 01:40:12,387
趴下來

1394
01:40:19,478 --> 01:40:23,148
我有不好的預感，誰知道裡面有什麼

1395
01:40:23,232 --> 01:40:24,274
你在胡說什麼？

1396
01:40:24,358 --> 01:40:27,069
為什麼都是我們幹這種鳥事？

1397
01:40:27,152 --> 01:40:28,862
快打開箱子

1398
01:40:28,946 --> 01:40:30,406
我不想被他砍斷手

1399
01:40:31,949 --> 01:40:33,534
死神先生，請問一下

1400
01:40:34,743 --> 01:40:36,662
那個神秘買家

1401
01:40:37,329 --> 01:40:40,958
花錢讓我們搭上這班列車

1402
01:40:41,041 --> 01:40:42,000
我、毒蜂

1403
01:40:42,084 --> 01:40:43,585
蜜柑、檸檬

1404
01:40:45,295 --> 01:40:47,172
就是你，對吧？

1405
01:40:47,840 --> 01:40:50,092
對，算你聰明

1406
01:40:50,175 --> 01:40:52,970
我希望你們會自相殘殺

1407
01:40:53,220 --> 01:40:54,805
好吧，那麼…

1408
01:40:56,223 --> 01:40:58,892
請問…為什麼？

1409
01:40:59,268 --> 01:41:01,270
你為什麼做這一行？

1410
01:41:01,353 --> 01:41:04,064
我也一直在問我自己

1411
01:41:04,148 --> 01:41:06,567
既然安全，他怎麼不自己打開？

1412
01:41:06,650 --> 01:41:08,902
萬一是炸彈怎麼辦？

1413
01:41:08,986 --> 01:41:11,530
這些蠢面具有個屁用

1414
01:41:17,161 --> 01:41:18,787
這麼多年後…

1415
01:41:18,871 --> 01:41:23,292
你的背叛行為仍然讓你寢食難安

1416
01:41:25,627 --> 01:41:28,005
讓我解脫你的痛苦吧

1417
01:41:29,381 --> 01:41:30,382
我老婆…

1418
01:41:31,884 --> 01:41:33,343
…被奪走生命

1419
01:41:36,513 --> 01:41:40,893
我聽說了，請節哀，那只是場意外

1420
01:41:42,978 --> 01:41:44,772
-很慘的意外
-並不是

1421
01:41:44,855 --> 01:41:48,400
不，人生的一切都不是意外

1422
01:41:48,984 --> 01:41:51,945
有人試圖暗殺我

1423
01:41:52,029 --> 01:41:52,905
但是命運…

1424
01:41:54,907 --> 01:41:58,285
命運安排兩名職業殺手

1425
01:41:58,869 --> 01:42:02,331
一對雙胞胎，前往玻利維亞

1426
01:42:03,791 --> 01:42:06,752
殺光我的手下

1427
01:42:06,835 --> 01:42:09,588
我必須趕去處理

1428
01:42:09,671 --> 01:42:12,091
他不是隨便挑中兩名殺手，檸檬

1429
01:42:12,174 --> 01:42:14,551
他要找幹了玻利維亞那一票的雙人組

1430
01:42:14,968 --> 01:42:21,517
所以我老婆那晚才會在車上，不是我

1431
01:42:21,850 --> 01:42:25,354
命運害我老婆進醫院

1432
01:42:25,437 --> 01:42:30,651
她的一小塊肋骨刺穿她的心臟

1433
01:42:32,903 --> 01:42:38,242
只有最頂尖的心臟外科醫師才能拯救她

1434
01:42:40,369 --> 01:42:45,541
但兩個晚上前，這位醫師被下了毒

1435
01:42:48,043 --> 01:42:49,294
我的天啊

1436
01:42:49,378 --> 01:42:51,630
命運，又是命運作祟

1437
01:42:52,464 --> 01:42:53,966
他們說我的錢在箱子裡

1438
01:42:54,758 --> 01:42:58,429
我不想批評你，但你僱用了毒蜂

1439
01:42:58,512 --> 01:43:00,681
替你殺了自己的兒子？

1440
01:43:00,764 --> 01:43:02,474
-沒錯
-好吧

1441
01:43:02,558 --> 01:43:04,810
就是我，那個小混蛋

1442
01:43:05,352 --> 01:43:06,353
拜託了

1443
01:43:06,437 --> 01:43:08,105
那天晚上…

1444
01:43:08,230 --> 01:43:09,064
快來接我

1445
01:43:09,189 --> 01:43:10,816
…我叫她待在家

1446
01:43:11,900 --> 01:43:13,152
等我回去

1447
01:43:13,819 --> 01:43:18,782
但她保證那是最後一次幫他解決麻煩

1448
01:43:18,991 --> 01:43:21,535
我會去的，永遠都會去幫你

1449
01:43:22,035 --> 01:43:25,789
我猜她說得對

1450
01:43:26,248 --> 01:43:32,546
要是我早點把那個廢物從我生命中除掉

1451
01:43:32,671 --> 01:43:35,799
她就還會陪在我身邊

1452
01:43:35,883 --> 01:43:39,011
你最好做心理諮商，我的心理師很厲害

1453
01:43:39,094 --> 01:43:40,971
我很愛我老婆

1454
01:43:42,347 --> 01:43:44,224
她教了我寶貴的一課

1455
01:43:44,892 --> 01:43:47,019
如果無法掌控自己的命運…

1456
01:43:48,353 --> 01:43:50,022
…命運就會掌控你

1457
01:43:51,356 --> 01:43:55,694
於是我就安排他們搭上子彈列車送死

1458
01:44:00,282 --> 01:44:03,494
現在只剩下一個人

1459
01:44:05,871 --> 01:44:07,790
卡佛先生

1460
01:44:09,416 --> 01:44:10,542
什麼？

1461
01:44:10,626 --> 01:44:11,877
我要替卡佛代班？

1462
01:44:11,960 --> 01:44:13,045
請病假？

1463
01:44:13,128 --> 01:44:13,962
去他的卡佛

1464
01:44:14,171 --> 01:44:16,757
殺死我老婆的兇手

1465
01:44:17,216 --> 01:44:21,929
“卡佛”

1466
01:44:23,305 --> 01:44:24,139
老兄

1467
01:44:24,223 --> 01:44:26,558
-快打開
-好啦，滿意了嗎？

1468
01:44:26,642 --> 01:44:28,018
我不是卡佛！

1469
01:44:44,368 --> 01:44:45,202
他往那裡跑

1470
01:44:54,503 --> 01:44:56,130
搞定了

1471
01:44:57,172 --> 01:44:58,841
終於發動了

1472
01:45:27,453 --> 01:45:28,787
借用一下

1473
01:45:30,164 --> 01:45:31,165
好耶

1474
01:46:12,372 --> 01:46:13,874
木村

1475
01:46:14,708 --> 01:46:15,667
你為什麼在這裡？

1476
01:46:16,627 --> 01:46:17,836
你女兒

1477
01:46:17,920 --> 01:46:19,797
她從屋頂上…

1478
01:46:19,880 --> 01:46:22,549
把我的孫子推下去

1479
01:46:26,303 --> 01:46:27,221
小屁孩！

1480
01:46:27,304 --> 01:46:29,306
我盡全力想把他們管教好

1481
01:46:31,391 --> 01:46:33,227
老不死，我不知道你想怎樣

1482
01:46:33,310 --> 01:46:36,563
但給我滾開，不然你就死定了

1483
01:46:37,189 --> 01:46:40,275
我們注定要再鬥個你死我活

1484
01:46:43,612 --> 01:46:48,033
好吧，等等，慢下來啊，快點

1485
01:46:48,117 --> 01:46:50,869
做得好，可以剎車了

1486
01:46:50,953 --> 01:46:54,206
這個嘛，我把火車的速度除以重量

1487
01:46:54,289 --> 01:46:57,167
發現我其實不會駕駛子彈列車

1488
01:46:57,251 --> 01:46:59,002
拜託，你只會聊火車的事

1489
01:46:59,086 --> 01:47:01,422
那是在比喻人生，不是真的駕駛…

1490
01:47:01,505 --> 01:47:02,840
趴下來

1491
01:47:29,825 --> 01:47:30,868
慘了

1492
01:47:38,292 --> 01:47:40,711
讓我來，快剎車

1493
01:47:40,961 --> 01:47:42,004
什麼？

1494
01:48:33,430 --> 01:48:35,390
英文…英文…

1495
01:48:35,474 --> 01:48:37,184
英文，剎車

1496
01:48:37,267 --> 01:48:39,394
找到了，我能搞定

1497
01:48:40,813 --> 01:48:41,688
不！

1498
01:48:44,733 --> 01:48:47,027
-抓緊了
-開錯軌道了

1499
01:49:01,792 --> 01:49:03,544
-喂，約堡
-幹嘛？

1500
01:49:06,505 --> 01:49:08,090
抱歉向你開了一槍

1501
01:49:08,173 --> 01:49:10,175
其實是開了兩槍

1502
01:49:14,221 --> 01:49:15,305
什麼？

1503
01:49:15,681 --> 01:49:17,349
你向我開了兩槍

1504
01:49:29,027 --> 01:49:30,529
抱歉向你開了兩槍

1505
01:49:32,489 --> 01:49:33,741
謝了，老兄

1506
01:49:34,324 --> 01:49:35,784
這是很大的進步

1507
01:49:39,621 --> 01:49:42,291
靠靠靠

1508
01:49:51,675 --> 01:49:53,677
你其實並不強大

1509
01:49:53,761 --> 01:49:55,053
內心只有恐懼

1510
01:49:55,763 --> 01:49:58,599
恐懼你無法掌控的事

1511
01:50:06,231 --> 01:50:07,858
懼怕命運

1512
01:50:16,116 --> 01:50:19,161
我對蜜柑的死感到遺憾

1513
01:50:20,370 --> 01:50:21,455
是啊

1514
01:50:22,623 --> 01:50:23,624
是啊

1515
01:50:25,000 --> 01:50:26,627
但我有了另一個兄弟

1516
01:50:27,002 --> 01:50:28,087
真假？

1517
01:50:30,839 --> 01:50:31,965
才怪！

1518
01:50:48,816 --> 01:50:49,858
“緊急剎車”

1519
01:50:56,031 --> 01:50:57,741
看在老交情的份上

1520
01:51:39,241 --> 01:51:40,325
管它的

1521
01:51:52,880 --> 01:51:56,550
“礦泉水瓶”

1522
01:52:11,023 --> 01:52:12,566
B-20

1523
01:52:13,984 --> 01:52:14,985
來吧

1524
01:52:17,571 --> 01:52:18,489
兄弟

1525
01:52:18,572 --> 01:52:19,656
幹嘛？

1526
01:52:19,740 --> 01:52:21,075
我要喝珍珠奶茶

1527
01:52:21,158 --> 01:52:22,409
不如用車輪餅大招？

1528
01:52:52,398 --> 01:52:54,233
一個父親…

1529
01:52:54,316 --> 01:52:56,819
必須保護他的家人

1530
01:54:27,826 --> 01:54:30,871
搞屁啊

1531
01:54:34,249 --> 01:54:37,336
你老婆的死跟我沒關係

1532
01:54:38,087 --> 01:54:39,171
你搞錯了

1533
01:54:39,254 --> 01:54:40,964
我不是卡佛

1534
01:54:42,341 --> 01:54:44,802
我只接搶奪任務

1535
01:54:45,427 --> 01:54:48,764
卡佛，我要卡佛，我僱用卡佛

1536
01:54:48,847 --> 01:54:51,308
他肚子痛不能來

1537
01:54:51,391 --> 01:54:52,935
我只是替他代班

1538
01:54:57,689 --> 01:54:59,108
你替他代班

1539
01:54:59,191 --> 01:55:02,152
老實說，卡佛真的是混蛋

1540
01:55:02,236 --> 01:55:04,238
最頂尖的殺手…？

1541
01:55:04,780 --> 01:55:06,240
也許是最懶惰的吧

1542
01:55:15,707 --> 01:55:17,376
吼，拜託

1543
01:55:18,335 --> 01:55:20,087
放手吧，老兄

1544
01:55:20,170 --> 01:55:22,965
別跟我稱兄道弟！

1545
01:55:24,466 --> 01:55:25,717
好啦

1546
01:55:41,483 --> 01:55:43,152
老兄，你看到嗎？

1547
01:55:43,569 --> 01:55:44,653
那是怎麼回事？

1548
01:55:51,368 --> 01:55:52,327
老兄

1549
01:55:54,288 --> 01:55:57,458
終於報了仇

1550
01:56:08,343 --> 01:56:12,556
梅子不是該放下仇恨嗎？

1551
01:56:14,933 --> 01:56:16,101
我的天啊

1552
01:56:16,185 --> 01:56:21,774
是我的好運把我爸的屍體送到我腳邊

1553
01:56:21,857 --> 01:56:24,401
這小妞有夠自戀

1554
01:56:24,693 --> 01:56:25,736
無藥可救

1555
01:56:25,819 --> 01:56:27,071
現在我要…

1556
01:56:27,154 --> 01:56:29,323
等等，等等

1557
01:56:29,406 --> 01:56:30,282
幹嘛？

1558
01:56:30,365 --> 01:56:32,951
這一家人都有病

1559
01:56:33,494 --> 01:56:35,788
我要推薦一本書給妳看

1560
01:56:36,413 --> 01:56:38,540
“邊緣性人格障礙生存指南”

1561
01:56:38,707 --> 01:56:39,541
什麼鬼？

1562
01:56:39,625 --> 01:56:40,751
我強力推薦

1563
01:56:40,834 --> 01:56:43,545
現在我是白死…

1564
01:56:46,840 --> 01:56:47,966
搞什麼東東？

1565
01:56:51,470 --> 01:56:53,055
那是報應嗎？

1566
01:56:53,138 --> 01:56:55,933
再見，瓢蟲

1567
01:56:58,143 --> 01:56:59,228
蜜柑

1568
01:57:17,496 --> 01:57:18,330
瑪麗亞？

1569
01:57:18,414 --> 01:57:19,248
帶著槍

1570
01:57:19,331 --> 01:57:20,999
天啊，你剛剛又說“歸西”？

1571
01:57:21,083 --> 01:57:23,544
就快搞定了，你得站起來

1572
01:57:23,627 --> 01:57:25,379
妳是來救我的嗎？

1573
01:57:26,171 --> 01:57:27,714
你需要被拯救嗎？

1574
01:57:27,798 --> 01:57:29,341
妳是來救我的

1575
01:57:29,425 --> 01:57:31,301
拜託別讓我後悔

1576
01:57:32,719 --> 01:57:35,597
別這樣，幹嘛那副表情？

1577
01:57:35,681 --> 01:57:36,849
你在哭嗎？

1578
01:57:36,932 --> 01:57:39,101
這一切都很難消化

1579
01:57:39,184 --> 01:57:42,187
我要妳知道，妳是我見過

1580
01:57:42,271 --> 01:57:46,108
宇宙超級無敵棒的聯絡人

1581
01:57:46,191 --> 01:57:48,277
史上最棒的

1582
01:57:48,360 --> 01:57:51,196
你是不是有一點腦震盪？

1583
01:57:51,572 --> 01:57:53,949
-我是有點頭暈
-是啊

1584
01:57:54,032 --> 01:57:55,325
要吃香蕉嗎？

1585
01:57:55,451 --> 01:57:58,120
-吃高鉀食物不錯喔
-車上有一根

1586
01:57:58,203 --> 01:57:59,163
嘿

1587
01:57:59,246 --> 01:58:02,082
下次帶著槍，別聽貝瑞的

1588
01:58:02,166 --> 01:58:03,709
好嗎？很簡單

1589
01:58:06,503 --> 01:58:10,841
-別哭了
-妳說對一件事

1590
01:58:10,924 --> 01:58:12,301
我通常是對的，走吧

1591
01:58:12,676 --> 01:58:15,053
也許只要往好處想

1592
01:58:15,137 --> 01:58:17,139
沒有好運或厄運

1593
01:58:17,222 --> 01:58:19,141
一切都是命運的安排

1594
01:58:19,975 --> 01:58:22,936
-好讚的車
-是啊，別在車上流血

1595
01:58:30,110 --> 01:58:32,654
我的天啊

1596
01:58:35,074 --> 01:58:36,158
話說…

1597
01:58:37,785 --> 01:58:39,828
妳怎知那是件壞事？

1598
01:58:42,039 --> 01:58:42,873
真假？

1599
01:58:42,956 --> 01:58:44,958
-聽懂了嗎？
-聽懂了

1600
01:58:45,042 --> 01:58:47,252
-換個角度看
-是啊

1601
01:58:48,378 --> 01:58:49,421
很有用耶

1602
01:58:50,380 --> 01:58:51,423
太好了

1603
01:58:57,554 --> 01:58:58,847
芥末青豆

1604
01:58:59,515 --> 01:59:01,892
命運不要我吃那根香蕉

1605
01:59:01,975 --> 01:59:04,144
也不要我們上那輛車

1606
01:59:04,228 --> 01:59:06,730
也許你真的學到了什麼

1607
01:59:07,689 --> 01:59:09,650
命運要我找到免治馬桶

1608
01:59:09,733 --> 01:59:12,444
-我後悔了，能忍住嗎？
-快挫屎了

1609
01:59:12,528 --> 01:59:15,280
-走快點
-好啦

1610
01:59:17,699 --> 01:59:19,785
“電影尚未結束，暫勿離場”

1611
01:59:40,889 --> 01:59:42,850
我還活著，我還…

1612
01:59:43,559 --> 01:59:45,769
慘了，慘了

1613
01:59:49,898 --> 01:59:51,608
快啊

1614
01:59:51,775 --> 01:59:53,068
去你的

1615
01:59:55,696 --> 01:59:57,072
“京都站 10公里”

1616
01:59:57,156 --> 01:59:58,824
停車！給我停車！

1617
02:00:01,910 --> 02:00:03,078
蜜柑

1618
02:00:03,162 --> 02:00:04,413
去他的狄索

1619
02:00:04,997 --> 02:00:07,583
-我是白死…
-去死吧，狄索賤貨！

1620
02:00:09,835 --> 02:00:14,131
劇終了！劇終了！鞠躬謝幕吧！

1621
02:06:26,712 --> 02:06:28,714
字幕翻譯：
黃文俊