1 00:00:00,934 --> 00:00:02,936 - No wire hangers. 2 00:00:03,971 --> 00:00:05,939 No wire hangers. 3 00:00:05,939 --> 00:00:07,441 - There he is. 4 00:00:11,111 --> 00:00:11,979 - Who are you? 5 00:00:13,780 --> 00:00:16,683 Ugh, where are my clothes? 6 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:17,517 - Hi Max. 7 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:18,452 I'm your doctor. 8 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:20,487 I'm a specialist in, 9 00:00:20,487 --> 00:00:22,422 not this. 10 00:00:22,422 --> 00:00:25,692 He's going to be disoriented for a few moments. 11 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,294 - Hey, it's Patrick. 12 00:00:28,161 --> 00:00:30,764 - Patrick, um yeah. 13 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:31,965 Patrick, uh, 14 00:00:33,433 --> 00:00:35,469 where's the baby, Patrick? 15 00:00:35,469 --> 00:00:37,471 - Max, there is no baby. 16 00:00:39,106 --> 00:00:40,140 - My baby. 17 00:00:42,843 --> 00:00:43,677 My baby. 18 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:45,212 (Max cries) 19 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:47,547 - In most cases, reality sets in a lot quicker than this. 20 00:00:50,651 --> 00:00:51,785 - Where's Maggie? 21 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:53,320 - Did he name it? 22 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:56,623 Because I might recommend contacting a counselor. 23 00:00:56,623 --> 00:00:58,825 I'll be anywhere but here if you need to find me. 24 00:00:58,825 --> 00:01:00,861 But, uh, please don't. 25 00:01:00,861 --> 00:01:01,662 - Is it over? 26 00:01:02,996 --> 00:01:06,366 Is the phantom child expelled from my phantom womb? 27 00:01:06,366 --> 00:01:08,502 - Something was expelled, that's for sure. 28 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:11,838 I'm worried that I got pinkeye and I really need this eye. 29 00:01:11,838 --> 00:01:12,839 (Max scoffs) 30 00:01:12,839 --> 00:01:14,341 - What do you mean? 31 00:01:14,341 --> 00:01:16,310 - It was like a scene out of "The Exorcist", but with shit. 32 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:18,979 - So like The Exorshist. 33 00:01:18,979 --> 00:01:20,213 (Patrick laughs) 34 00:01:20,213 --> 00:01:22,683 - Congratulations, you gave birth to nothing. 35 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:24,518 Well, maybe a little bit of E. coli. 36 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:26,186 - Thanks. 37 00:01:26,186 --> 00:01:30,257 It's the most beautiful experience that man can have. 38 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,360 Oh my God. 39 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:36,029 Maggie, where is she? 40 00:01:36,029 --> 00:01:37,397 How's Maggie? 41 00:01:37,397 --> 00:01:39,099 How's, how's the real baby? 42 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,067 - I don't know. 43 00:01:40,067 --> 00:01:41,234 I've been here the whole time. 44 00:01:41,234 --> 00:01:42,536 Or cleaning up. 45 00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:46,273 - Um, I need to call her. 46 00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:53,880 (phone rings) 47 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:54,715 (voicemail beeps) 48 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:56,183 - Voicemail. 49 00:01:56,183 --> 00:01:57,684 Maggie, you won't believe what happened to me. 50 00:01:57,684 --> 00:02:00,053 Uh, what I heard happened to me. 51 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:00,754 How are you? 52 00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:01,888 How's the baby? 53 00:02:01,888 --> 00:02:02,923 What floor are you on? 54 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:03,757 Gimme a call. 55 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:08,695 I hope everything's all right. 56 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:10,464 - I'm sure it is. 57 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:12,733 I mean, she did have a great lamaze instructor. 58 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:14,868 - She sure did. 59 00:02:19,206 --> 00:02:22,242 You're uh, still here. 60 00:02:22,242 --> 00:02:23,744 - You're right. 61 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:24,578 I am. 62 00:02:25,712 --> 00:02:26,813 I should go. 63 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:30,117 - No, uh, that wasn't, uh, complaint. 64 00:02:31,118 --> 00:02:32,552 You should say 65 00:02:32,552 --> 00:02:34,087 - I'm, I'm tired. 66 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:38,258 - Uh, but you should stay to see Maggie's baby, at least. 67 00:02:39,426 --> 00:02:40,460 - I've got a pussy cat at home and- 68 00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:42,462 - You have a cat? 69 00:02:42,462 --> 00:02:45,165 Oh, I love cats. 70 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,733 I used to have a cat. 71 00:02:46,733 --> 00:02:51,004 Her name was Tabitha and she loved Adam Sandler movies. 72 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,773 Her, "Billy Madison" was her favorite 73 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:55,075 and she got ran over by a car. 74 00:02:55,075 --> 00:02:55,842 - Max. 75 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:58,111 - Yeah. 76 00:02:58,111 --> 00:02:59,312 - You're stalling to get me to stay. 77 00:02:59,312 --> 00:03:00,180 - Stalling? 78 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:00,981 Me? 79 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:02,115 Stalling you? 80 00:03:02,115 --> 00:03:03,583 I don't stall. 81 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:06,853 Did you ever wonder why it's called a bathroom stall? 82 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,755 Do you think whoever named it that 83 00:03:08,755 --> 00:03:11,958 was like taking a break from work in the washroom. 84 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:12,926 Stalling for time 85 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:13,760 - Max. 86 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:19,132 - Okay, um, fine. 87 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:22,936 Um, maybe I am trying to get you to stay. 88 00:03:24,971 --> 00:03:28,308 Maybe I'm worried that if you leave 89 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:29,609 I'll never see you again. 90 00:03:31,478 --> 00:03:35,148 Ah, poor choice of words. 91 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:35,982 Ableism. 92 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:40,954 - When I was five years old 93 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:43,056 I used to skip rope in my room all the time. 94 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:45,659 I guess I was training to be an athlete or something. 95 00:03:47,494 --> 00:03:49,329 I had a square chandelier in my bedroom. 96 00:03:49,329 --> 00:03:50,330 One of those campy ones 97 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:51,498 that was in every home. 98 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:53,900 Right above me. 99 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:57,137 Sure enough, the rope caught it 100 00:03:57,137 --> 00:03:59,706 and it fell right into my eye. 101 00:03:59,706 --> 00:04:02,242 I remember feeling cold and dizzy 102 00:04:03,510 --> 00:04:06,012 and I had blood all over my face and my arms. 103 00:04:07,547 --> 00:04:10,350 But I was actually going into cardiac arrest. 104 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:11,485 My grandmother came in the room 105 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:12,986 and she just passed right out. 106 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,489 If my four year old sister hadn't been there 107 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:17,257 to go get the neighbors next door, 108 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:19,593 I would've died. 109 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:24,431 - Patrick, I, I'm so sorry. 110 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:28,268 - I know what it's like to recover in a hospital bed. 111 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,704 (Max cries) 112 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:33,507 Are, are you crying? 113 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:34,941 - I'm not crying. 114 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:37,210 I'm emotional. 115 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:39,379 - Yeah, I made you cry. 116 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:40,380 (Max scoffs) 117 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:41,748 - Why would I be crying? 118 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:46,019 Just because you have to go through losing your eye 119 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:51,024 and I'm just here recovering from my poop baby. 120 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:52,792 (Patrick laughs) 121 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:54,427 - We all gotta fight our own battles. 122 00:04:57,397 --> 00:05:02,369 - Wait, you told me how you lost your eye. 123 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,640 You trust me? 124 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,742 You only tell the people that you trust. 125 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:10,443 - You're changing the subject. 126 00:05:10,443 --> 00:05:12,646 - I got you to trust me. 127 00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:16,983 By shitting all over you. 128 00:05:18,585 --> 00:05:20,587 I am trustworthy 129 00:05:20,587 --> 00:05:22,088 - And so humble. 130 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:24,257 - I am not humble at all. 131 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:26,660 You like me? 132 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:31,164 - Maybe I do since you're not lying to me or fake pregnant. 133 00:05:32,632 --> 00:05:35,669 - Ah, I knew it was the pregnancy, 134 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,103 chauvinistic pig. 135 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:39,105 - Hey, watch it. 136 00:05:39,105 --> 00:05:40,907 You're still on thin ice. 137 00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:41,741 - Sorry. 138 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,779 Um, just dunno what to say without my imaginary drag. 139 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:49,482 Um, where are you going? 140 00:05:49,482 --> 00:05:51,685 - I really do need to check out my cat, 141 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,186 but I'll be back 142 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:55,589 and I'll check on Maggie to let you know where she is. 143 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,124 - You're the best 144 00:05:58,124 --> 00:05:58,992 - After all this. 145 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:00,460 Before our first date. 146 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:01,361 (Patrick laughs) 147 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:02,295 Your damn right I'm the best. 148 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:03,797 - Wait, are we going on a date? 149 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:04,631 Patrick? 150 00:06:04,631 --> 00:06:06,132 Are we going? 151 00:06:06,132 --> 00:06:09,769 Patrick, did you say we're going on a big gay date? 152 00:06:09,769 --> 00:06:11,671 (upbeat music) 153 00:06:11,671 --> 00:06:12,505 Okay. 154 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:16,476 - [Narrator] "Womb Envy". 155 00:06:16,476 --> 00:06:19,045 (upbeat music) 156 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:30,390 (Dorothy snoring) 157 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,224 - Mom. 158 00:06:33,159 --> 00:06:33,994 Mom. 159 00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:36,296 Mom. 160 00:06:36,296 --> 00:06:38,298 - Jesus, Mary, and the Jonas brothers. 161 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:39,866 (Dorothy exhales) 162 00:06:39,866 --> 00:06:41,167 - Can you call the nurse? 163 00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:42,369 I wanna see my baby. 164 00:06:42,369 --> 00:06:43,637 - Yes, yes. 165 00:06:43,637 --> 00:06:44,471 He's, he's in the, 166 00:06:44,471 --> 00:06:45,372 in the nursery. 167 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:49,409 I'll, I'll get, call the nurse right away, 168 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,677 right this second. 169 00:06:50,677 --> 00:06:53,380 - Oh, um, do you know where my cell phone is? 170 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:57,017 - Um, I, I'm not sure. 171 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:02,022 - Well, I just wanna call Max and see how he's doing. 172 00:07:03,990 --> 00:07:04,824 - Um. 173 00:07:09,529 --> 00:07:11,431 I don't know how to tell you this. 174 00:07:13,733 --> 00:07:14,534 - What? 175 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:18,672 - I went to tell him the good news. 176 00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:21,541 I don't know what happened in his head 177 00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:26,379 but he told me he didn't wanna see the baby or you. 178 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:28,415 - No. 179 00:07:29,549 --> 00:07:30,784 No, that didn't happen. 180 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:34,888 - Maybe it's because of who the father is. 181 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:36,056 - I need to talk to him. 182 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:40,894 - We've got more important things to do than talk to Max. 183 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:42,262 - My phone should be in my coat pocket. 184 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:43,463 I remember grabbing it on the way. 185 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:44,397 - I called Jesse. 186 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:47,300 It was only fair to him. 187 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,868 - What about what's fair to me? 188 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:51,571 I hadn't told him yet. 189 00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:54,407 You had no right. 190 00:07:54,407 --> 00:07:56,409 - It's his child too. 191 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:57,577 When were you gonna tell him? 192 00:07:57,577 --> 00:07:58,878 Why didn't you tell him? 193 00:07:58,878 --> 00:08:01,448 - Because then I'd be stuck in Elliot Lake, 194 00:08:01,448 --> 00:08:03,950 because he tormented Max for years, 195 00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:06,753 because I was drunk and didn't want anything other than sex. 196 00:08:06,753 --> 00:08:08,588 How many more reasons would you like? 197 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:10,256 I've got hundreds. 198 00:08:10,256 --> 00:08:11,091 - Well, he, um, 199 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:14,961 he's down the hall. 200 00:08:19,566 --> 00:08:20,567 This is good. 201 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:22,602 I promise. 202 00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:24,170 - I'm not ready. 203 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,406 - It had to happen sooner or later, pumpkin. 204 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:31,144 - I know. 205 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:33,680 But I'm just feeling really vulnerable right now. 206 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:38,485 - I will do all the talking. 207 00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:41,988 You concern yourself with your baby. 208 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:43,923 I'll take care of Jesse. 209 00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:44,758 Okay? 210 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:49,763 He can meet the beautiful child that you made together. 211 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:52,932 This is good pumpkin. 212 00:08:52,932 --> 00:08:54,134 I promise. 213 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:57,670 (gentle music) 214 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:06,846 (Maggie sniffles) 215 00:09:06,846 --> 00:09:08,148 (Maggie exhales) 216 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:09,549 (Max taps his hands) 217 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:10,717 - Did you find Maggie's room? 218 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:11,651 - Um. 219 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:12,619 I'm gonna go surprise her. 220 00:09:12,619 --> 00:09:13,820 - Max, stop. 221 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:14,687 - We should get a bear from the gift shop 222 00:09:14,687 --> 00:09:16,055 or a stork balloon. 223 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:16,890 - Max. 224 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,024 - What do babies like, 225 00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:20,960 nipples, milk, something gender neutral. 226 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:22,695 None of this pink and blue bullshit. 227 00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:24,197 - Max, stop. 228 00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:25,465 - Why? 229 00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:26,866 - You need to rest? 230 00:09:26,866 --> 00:09:28,168 - I'm pretty sure I can take a walk 231 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:29,302 to go see my best friend's baby 232 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:30,503 - Max, Max. 233 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:32,038 - What? 234 00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:32,972 - You can't. 235 00:09:32,972 --> 00:09:34,741 - I can't, what? 236 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:35,675 (Patrick exhales) 237 00:09:35,675 --> 00:09:37,010 - You, you can't see Maggie. 238 00:09:38,978 --> 00:09:40,680 - What? 239 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,715 - Dorothy instructed the receptionist to only allow family. 240 00:09:42,715 --> 00:09:44,150 - I am family. 241 00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:45,385 - But you're not. 242 00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:47,020 You have no legal rights to see her. 243 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:49,756 - So Dorothy can just stop me from seeing my best friend. 244 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:52,992 - She can, but just until Maggie says otherwise. 245 00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:54,027 - What floor? 246 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:55,094 - Fourth, but if- 247 00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:57,864 (phone dialing) 248 00:09:57,864 --> 00:10:00,200 (phone ringing) 249 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,702 - Hi hospital, it's Max. 250 00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:03,570 Where's Maggie? 251 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:06,940 What do you mean, which Maggie? 252 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,241 She just gave birth. 253 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:10,210 She's on the fourth floor. 254 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:14,047 There's no way you can give me her room number? 255 00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:15,181 That's all I'm asking. 256 00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:18,585 I am in the hospital. 257 00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:19,886 Yeah, we were admitted together. 258 00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:21,387 We gave birth together. 259 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:23,289 Hello? 260 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:25,124 Hello? 261 00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:34,567 Um, sorry. 262 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,270 Can I have a minute? 263 00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:42,909 - Yeah. 264 00:10:42,909 --> 00:10:44,277 (upbeat music) 265 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:45,411 (lighter flicks on) 266 00:10:45,411 --> 00:10:47,146 - You can't smoke in here. 267 00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:48,248 - Relax, it's indica. 268 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:49,415 It'll chill everyone out. 269 00:10:49,415 --> 00:10:50,884 - This isn't the seventies. 270 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:52,418 - I know because if it was, 271 00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:53,920 I'd be hanging out with Liza Minelli 272 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,555 and not your depressing ass. 273 00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:56,623 - What are you doing here? 274 00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:58,224 I thought you left. 275 00:10:58,224 --> 00:10:59,559 - Well, the other imaginary drag queens were taking bets 276 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,261 on how quickly I'd be back. 277 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:04,297 14 hours is a new record. 278 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:06,599 Why are you trying so hard to see Maggie? 279 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:08,735 - She just gave birth. 280 00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:10,169 I need to be with her right now. 281 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,237 - And then what? 282 00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:14,274 - And then I don't know. 283 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,175 We haven't thought that far ahead. 284 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:18,177 - Oh so you're gonna help raise that kid 285 00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:21,814 whose dad called you names every day, 286 00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:24,617 relentlessly assaulted you, 287 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:26,586 a kid who's dad almost made you kill yourself. 288 00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:29,255 - Stop, please. 289 00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:34,093 - Sorry, but you can't bury that trauma babes. 290 00:11:34,093 --> 00:11:35,528 - Why him? 291 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,629 Why him? 292 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:37,797 Out of anyone? 293 00:11:37,797 --> 00:11:39,432 Literally anyone in our shitty town. 294 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:40,667 Why, Jesse? 295 00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:41,634 - You knew she had a crush on him. 296 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:42,969 - Yeah, but a high school crush 297 00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:44,470 should be crushed after high school. 298 00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:47,040 - Please, you still rewatch "Buffy" just jerk off to Angel. 299 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,942 - His is a beauty that knows no end. 300 00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:51,844 But she couldn't even tell me. 301 00:11:51,844 --> 00:11:53,146 Of course not. 302 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:54,480 If she, she knew I wouldn't help her. 303 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:55,715 - Oh, you wouldn't. 304 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:56,983 You would've turned your former bestie way. 305 00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:59,652 - I need to see her and get an explanation. 306 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:00,954 She said it was just a hookup 307 00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:02,455 and that she didn't even care about him. 308 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:05,959 She obviously doesn't plan on like, being with him. 309 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,160 And I'm okay with that 310 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,494 so long as I never have to see him 311 00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:09,996 or hear about him again. 312 00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:12,799 - Poor Max can't handle his own life choices. 313 00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:13,700 So he decides 314 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,201 the only way he'll find meaning 315 00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:18,671 is to assimilate into the oppressive heteropatriarchy, 316 00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:21,741 even if it means risking his own wellbeing. 317 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,242 - You wanted this. 318 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:24,744 You are the one who said this would be good for me. 319 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,080 - I was desperate, you, 320 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,014 (Divine clears throat) 321 00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:30,917 we were not doing so well 322 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:33,419 and I needed to turn that around. 323 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:36,422 But now that your abuser is involved, 324 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:39,692 this is not what your predecessors fought for. 325 00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,361 What would George Michael say looking down on us 326 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:42,895 from the cruising park in the sky. 327 00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:44,564 - So I should just start partying again 328 00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:46,099 and be the mess you know and love. 329 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,367 - Eye roll. 330 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,369 There's more to life than that Max. 331 00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:50,203 - Which would be? 332 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,671 - Oh, I don't know. 333 00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:55,274 Fight for your community, campaign for disability rights, 334 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:56,743 promote sex positivity. 335 00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:58,745 Raise money for AIDS foundations. 336 00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:00,046 Take your pick. 337 00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:01,914 But you can't let the man get too comfortable 338 00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:03,383 because before you know it, 339 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,951 all those liberties that you enjoy 340 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,519 will be taken away from you. 341 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:09,856 And believe you me, you will not gain more. 342 00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:11,557 - Damn, my subconscious is good. 343 00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,293 How do I even know all those words? 344 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:17,397 - You already have the resources. 345 00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:19,866 You're not the screw up you always say you are. 346 00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:23,369 Hm, and my time here is done. 347 00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:24,370 Again. 348 00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:25,872 - Wait, go see Maggie. 349 00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:26,906 Don't go see Maggie. 350 00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:27,740 Raise a child. 351 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:28,574 Don't raise a child. 352 00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:29,575 Become an activist. 353 00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:30,777 Get me another drink. 354 00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:31,978 You are killing me. 355 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,913 - I'm just your subconscious honey. 356 00:13:33,913 --> 00:13:37,316 It's my job to show up and show you the other side. 357 00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:39,986 Never stop queering, Max. 358 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:42,221 Never stop. 359 00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:46,259 - How's my favorite patient. 360 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:48,594 - Damn, I'm gonna miss that ass. 361 00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:49,495 Grand exit. 362 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,329 Whoosh. 363 00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:53,132 (Divine exhales) 364 00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:54,434 I'm gonna let myself out. 365 00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:59,272 - Do you think the baby is in the baby room? 366 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:01,841 You know where they grow babies. 367 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,810 - You really don't know where babies come from, do you? 368 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,145 But yes, it's the nursery. 369 00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:07,780 - Do you think the baby's in there now? 370 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:08,614 - I'm not sure. 371 00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:09,449 Maybe. 372 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,150 - Can we check? 373 00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:12,518 - You really wanna do this? 374 00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:16,622 - Yeah, I really wanna do this. 375 00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:18,858 - Let's go. 376 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:23,096 - Um, maybe I could get a kiss for courage. 377 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,131 - It this manipulation? 378 00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:27,033 - Depends, is it working? 379 00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:29,836 - Yes. 380 00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:32,305 (gentle music) 381 00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:34,474 (kissing) 382 00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:37,877 Are you ready now? 383 00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:39,679 - Ready. 384 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,515 - There it is. 385 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:43,516 - Oh my God. 386 00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,384 The big baby room window. 387 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:46,552 It exists. 388 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,321 It's, it's like we're on TV. 389 00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:50,223 - And there's Maggie and Dorothy 390 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,691 - And the baby. 391 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:52,625 (babies crying) 392 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:53,826 - Is that? 393 00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:56,329 (baby crying) 394 00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,832 - Yeah. 395 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:00,633 Jesse. 396 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,736 How's that for a twist? 397 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,506 (dramatic music) 398 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,818 - [Narrator] "Womb Envy" is created by Champagna, 399 00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:21,254 written by Mark Keller, produced by Charlie David, 400 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,022 directed by Jake Horowitz, 401 00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:24,924 cinematography by Paul Maxwell. 402 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,692 "Womb Envy" is produced and distributed 403 00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:28,261 by Border 2 Border entertainment 404 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,830 in association with AMI and Out TV. 405 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:33,032 Integrated described video by AMI 406 00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:35,735 featuring Daniel Fernandez, Storm Steenson, 407 00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:39,906 Jeffrey Haase, Helen Holtham, Champagna, and Luke Avoledo. 408 00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:42,208 ♪ A world surprise for you 409 00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:43,876 ♪ All the stars to you 410 00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:47,847 ♪ In the world just like a fly 411 00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:57,924 ♪ Oh let me, oh let me 412 00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:00,259 ♪ Go down my river 413 00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:02,962 Copyright 2023 Board 2 Border Entertainment. 414 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,097 (water splashing) 415 00:16:05,097 --> 00:16:07,266 ♪ For you