1 00:00:01,101 --> 00:00:01,935 (button clicking) 2 00:00:01,935 --> 00:00:03,570 (tape whirring) 3 00:00:03,570 --> 00:00:05,472 - 10 years earlier. 4 00:00:05,472 --> 00:00:08,475 ♪ It's flashback time 5 00:00:08,475 --> 00:00:11,912 (bright music) 6 00:00:11,912 --> 00:00:14,181 This isn't as much fun as I thought it'd be. 7 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:15,682 - Told you working at Tune Town wouldn't be 8 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:17,918 like your favorite movie, "Empire Records." 9 00:00:17,918 --> 00:00:21,154 - But can't it be like my favorite movie, "Empire Records"? 10 00:00:21,154 --> 00:00:23,624 - Just make me boring Liv Tyler. 11 00:00:23,624 --> 00:00:28,528 - What are these, huh, aspirins vitamins, breath mints? 12 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:29,630 - Let me know when you're done. 13 00:00:29,630 --> 00:00:31,164 We need to open. 14 00:00:31,164 --> 00:00:33,500 - Diet pills, diet pills. 15 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:37,938 Here's one for your perfect face, and your perfect body, 16 00:00:37,938 --> 00:00:41,141 and your perfect, perfect future, oh. 17 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,312 You just can't do Renee like I can. 18 00:00:45,312 --> 00:00:48,882 - Remember, getting a summer job together was your idea? 19 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:52,719 The Toronto fund needs, well, funds. 20 00:00:53,954 --> 00:00:56,323 (latch clicking) 21 00:00:56,323 --> 00:00:57,291 (bell ringing) - Looks like 22 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:57,991 we have our first customer. 23 00:00:59,326 --> 00:01:00,627 - Oh, oops, I'm sorry. 24 00:01:00,627 --> 00:01:01,895 (DVDs clanking) (bell ringing) 25 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:02,896 Oh. 26 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,164 - Mom. 27 00:01:04,164 --> 00:01:07,701 - Maggie, my sweet baby. 28 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:10,237 And look at you in your apron. 29 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:12,506 - Hi, Mrs. Maggie's mom. 30 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:17,511 - It's Miss, M-I-S-S. 31 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:20,013 - Hi, Miss Maggie's mom. 32 00:01:20,013 --> 00:01:21,515 (bright music continues) 33 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:23,417 - Hey, you. 34 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,886 - It's Max, best friend with your daughter 35 00:01:25,886 --> 00:01:28,689 for all of high school, been having sleepovers 36 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:30,590 every weekend for years. 37 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:32,726 No, nothing. 38 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:34,361 - Oh, yeah. 39 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:37,898 Neighbors say you're a little light in the loafers. 40 00:01:37,898 --> 00:01:38,865 - What does that even mean? 41 00:01:38,865 --> 00:01:40,534 My grandpa says it all the time. 42 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:42,769 - Oh, God, mom, he's not gay. 43 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:44,271 - Oh, oh. 44 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:48,008 I just thought Grandpa Herman didn't like my Converse. 45 00:01:48,008 --> 00:01:49,443 - So, you're not? 46 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:52,612 - Nah, I've got a pregnant girl in every town, 47 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:54,381 two in Moose Jaw. 48 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:57,417 - Hmm, thank God it's free to fix that. 49 00:01:57,417 --> 00:01:58,552 - Dark. 50 00:01:58,552 --> 00:02:01,188 - Or, he tells you he loves you 51 00:02:01,188 --> 00:02:02,889 so that you have the little bugger, 52 00:02:02,889 --> 00:02:05,726 and then he leaves you to clean up the mess by himself. 53 00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:07,060 Right, baby? 54 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:08,295 - Yes, mom, you remind me 55 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:10,197 of what a burden I am on the daily. 56 00:02:10,197 --> 00:02:11,898 - Oh, you're not a burden. 57 00:02:11,898 --> 00:02:14,201 Here let, let me help you clean this mess up. 58 00:02:14,201 --> 00:02:15,202 (Dorothy grunting) 59 00:02:15,202 --> 00:02:16,303 Tripping hazard. 60 00:02:17,237 --> 00:02:19,139 - Mom, it's fine, I'll do it. 61 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:24,244 - Um, Maggie, honey, (laughs) I was just about to go 62 00:02:24,244 --> 00:02:26,313 grocery shopping for breakfast. 63 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:28,248 - Jack and eggs? 64 00:02:28,248 --> 00:02:30,217 - You got a couple of dollars, pumpkin? 65 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:34,488 - What happened to the groceries I bought on the weekend? 66 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:37,591 - They just evaporated. 67 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:40,660 - Well, I don't have any extra cash. 68 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:45,665 - That's the thanks I get after raising you all by myself? 69 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:47,401 - I've got some money. 70 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:48,769 Here. 71 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:50,270 - Oh, aren't you sweet? 72 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:51,738 (Dorothy gasps) 73 00:02:51,738 --> 00:02:53,340 Hang on to him (laughs). 74 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:54,941 He's a good one, baby. 75 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:57,110 (Dorothy laughs) 76 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:59,780 Keep him away from the cheerleaders (laughing). 77 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:00,947 - Oh, well, I think he's already gone 78 00:03:00,947 --> 00:03:02,115 through the whole team. 79 00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:05,986 (Dorothy exhales) (lips smacking) 80 00:03:05,986 --> 00:03:09,689 (footsteps plodding) (bright music continues) 81 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:10,524 (bell ringing) - There goes 82 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:11,758 today's Toronto fund. 83 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:12,959 - We'll get there. 84 00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:15,629 - We have to. (door clattering) 85 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:17,864 - Mind if I sleep over at yours tonight? 86 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:18,799 - I insist. 87 00:03:20,467 --> 00:03:23,336 The whole cheerleading team will be there. 88 00:03:23,336 --> 00:03:24,471 (mellow music continues) 89 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:27,340 (Max laughing) 90 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:28,308 (DVD clattering) 91 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:30,310 (bright music) 92 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:31,511 - [Narrator] "Womb Envy." 93 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:34,147 (tape whirring) 94 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:35,449 - And we are back to present day, girl. 95 00:03:35,449 --> 00:03:37,651 How long do you think she'll be in there? 96 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:38,819 (Maggie sighing) (church bell ringing) 97 00:03:38,819 --> 00:03:40,320 - She's been praying for the baby every day, 98 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:43,123 so it depends on whether she feels God is listening. 99 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:45,525 - Maybe a couple's counselor might help. 100 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:47,294 (Maggie laughing) 101 00:03:47,294 --> 00:03:50,530 You know, I'm not happy about this. 102 00:03:50,530 --> 00:03:52,399 - I know, and thank you. 103 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:55,502 Can I have your croissant? 104 00:03:55,502 --> 00:03:57,304 - I'm actually pretty hungry so. 105 00:03:57,304 --> 00:03:59,172 Oh, and you're eating it. 106 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:03,043 Okay, just consider me Saint Max of Torontonia, 107 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:04,978 patron saint of croissants. 108 00:04:06,012 --> 00:04:07,047 (bag rustling) 109 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:08,682 - [Maggie] Mm. 110 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:11,184 - Also, when exactly did your mother see the light? 111 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:13,720 What happened to that whiskey-soaked, absentee parent 112 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:16,756 I knew and loved to despise? 113 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:19,326 - I stopped talking to her six years ago. 114 00:04:19,326 --> 00:04:21,394 Heard she was in AA about a year back. 115 00:04:21,394 --> 00:04:24,865 I just didn't realize it came with so much Jesus. 116 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:26,333 - Well, this is the first Sunday 117 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:29,669 in years I've woken up sober or woken up at all. 118 00:04:29,669 --> 00:04:30,871 Thank you, Jesus. 119 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:31,938 (air whooshing) (chimes jingling) 120 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:34,674 - He is risen. 121 00:04:34,674 --> 00:04:38,778 Hallelujah. (hands clapping) 122 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:41,381 - Halle leave me alone. 123 00:04:41,381 --> 00:04:42,782 - What? 124 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:45,218 - Um, a bee (laughs). 125 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:47,187 There was a bee, uh, 126 00:04:47,187 --> 00:04:48,121 (hand smacking) tle. 127 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,623 - There was a bee, 128 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:50,690 (hand smacking) tle. 129 00:04:51,558 --> 00:04:53,026 (dramatic music) 130 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:57,731 - I called her when I found out I was pregnant, 131 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:02,536 and she started crying about how she wanted to reconnect. 132 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:04,938 And I do, too. 133 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:07,307 I want my kid to have a grandmother. 134 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,876 And the born-again thing isn't so bad, 135 00:05:09,876 --> 00:05:12,279 even if I'm not totally buying it. 136 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:15,048 I saw her using a Mardi Gras necklace as a rosary, 137 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:19,252 but I've also never seen her this happy. 138 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:25,559 And that is why I told this little lie about us. 139 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:27,594 - Little. 140 00:05:27,594 --> 00:05:30,330 - You were the only boyfriend she ever liked. 141 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:31,765 She loved you. 142 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:33,900 - Without knowing I liked boys 143 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:37,237 as more than friends, as lovers? 144 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:40,173 - I knew there'd be no chance 145 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:43,109 of reconciliation if she really has found Jesus, 146 00:05:43,109 --> 00:05:46,279 and I'm having a baby out of wedlock, 147 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:48,815 so if I didn't have a fiance- 148 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:50,350 - She'd leap off the wagon. 149 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,619 See, if you had just told me that in the first place- 150 00:05:52,619 --> 00:05:54,955 - I thought the guilt route would be the best bet. 151 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:56,289 - Are you gonna remind me again 152 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:58,925 that, if it wasn't for me, you'd be with Jesse, 153 00:05:58,925 --> 00:06:02,128 captain of the hockey team and reigning prom king? 154 00:06:02,128 --> 00:06:03,597 - He was into me. - Oh. 155 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:06,299 - But I was too busy being your goatee. 156 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:08,935 - Beard, and instead he asked out Kendall, 157 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:11,371 and they probably have three kids named Logan, 158 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,607 and he cracks a Molson for breakfast 159 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:16,977 and falls asleep to monster trucks at 2:00 PM. 160 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:18,178 (Maggie laughing) 161 00:06:18,178 --> 00:06:19,145 Are monster trucks still a thing, 162 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:20,647 or have they gone electric? 163 00:06:20,647 --> 00:06:24,451 - You cock-blocked me from dating anyone in high school 164 00:06:24,451 --> 00:06:26,052 and made me join the improv team. 165 00:06:27,454 --> 00:06:29,222 I don't know what was worse. 166 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:32,392 - Yes, and I'm sorry. 167 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,195 And I'm happy your mother's sober, 168 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:37,631 and I wanna keep her sober. 169 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:39,833 (Maggie laughing) 170 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:41,167 (Max laughing) 171 00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:43,503 - Gotta be honest, it was awkward 172 00:06:43,503 --> 00:06:45,972 when I told her I was pregnant, and she said 173 00:06:45,972 --> 00:06:49,376 she should have known better than to name me Magdalene. 174 00:06:49,376 --> 00:06:51,011 - I heard Magdalene was a whore. 175 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:52,746 - The term is sex worker now. 176 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:53,580 - Mm. 177 00:06:55,382 --> 00:06:58,018 - Should I claim immaculate conception? 178 00:06:58,018 --> 00:07:00,487 - Speaking of which, who is the baby daddy? 179 00:07:01,521 --> 00:07:02,922 - He doesn't know yet. (bag rustling) 180 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:04,724 I should probably tell him first. 181 00:07:06,526 --> 00:07:10,664 - Okay, um, let's make a rule of no more surprises. 182 00:07:10,664 --> 00:07:11,498 (quirky music) 183 00:07:11,498 --> 00:07:12,699 (metal clanging) 184 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:13,533 (air whooshing) (chiming jingling) 185 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:15,001 - Do not do this. 186 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:16,503 Do not pass Go. 187 00:07:16,503 --> 00:07:20,006 Do not collect $200, and if you see that little man 188 00:07:20,006 --> 00:07:25,011 in the top hat, tell him I am coming for his capitalist ass. 189 00:07:26,379 --> 00:07:28,515 - You know, I think rules would be a good thing. 190 00:07:28,515 --> 00:07:29,883 - [Maggie] What do you mean? 191 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:32,352 - Some rules to keep things clear. 192 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:36,890 - Like maybe no more gay parties for you 193 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:38,291 until the baby comes. 194 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,894 - She is not getting between me and disco night 195 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:42,762 at the 519. 196 00:07:42,762 --> 00:07:46,800 Girl, there's nothing like knob-bobbing to Donna Summer. 197 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:50,403 - Worried I'll come home smelling like poppers and Crisco? 198 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:51,905 - Baking classes are fine. 199 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:53,540 I'm talking about nightclubs. 200 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:54,808 - Yeah, I, (sighs) okay. 201 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:59,312 Uh, sobriety's not as bad as I expected. 202 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,748 - Wait, this is a permanent thing? 203 00:08:01,748 --> 00:08:03,650 We didn't discuss this. 204 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,251 (quirky music continues) 205 00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:07,087 (Divine whimpering) 206 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:08,922 I'm melting. 207 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:10,423 (Divine screaming) 208 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:11,925 Melting. 209 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:14,461 Ah, what a world, what a world. 210 00:08:16,262 --> 00:08:19,799 - Another rule, no imaginary drag queens. 211 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,068 - I don't get it. 212 00:08:23,069 --> 00:08:26,072 - Sorry, uh, withdrawal. 213 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:30,176 - And maybe, butch it up a bit. 214 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,444 (posture whooping) 215 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:32,412 (Max sighs) 216 00:08:32,412 --> 00:08:34,948 - But I'm already wearing Birks. 217 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:36,149 (Maggie laughing) 218 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:37,450 - That's a lesbian joke, right? 219 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:40,620 - Wow, stereotype much, what would Beaverly say? 220 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:43,123 - This level of basic is gonna make me puke. 221 00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:46,760 (Divine imitating person gagging) 222 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:50,296 - And maybe we shouldn't date either. 223 00:08:50,296 --> 00:08:52,132 - Oh, yeah, 'cause a baby bump brings 224 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:53,633 all the boys to the yard. 225 00:08:53,633 --> 00:08:56,035 ♪ Misogyny alert 226 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:57,137 - Sorry. 227 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:58,805 - Thank you. - Thank you. 228 00:08:58,805 --> 00:09:00,006 - And hey, you're the one who wanted 229 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:01,674 to make sure we kept things clear. 230 00:09:01,674 --> 00:09:02,942 - It shouldn't be too hard. 231 00:09:02,942 --> 00:09:05,145 This one farts dust it's been so long. 232 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:06,813 - Are you serious? 233 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:10,016 - I just think it would be- 234 00:09:10,016 --> 00:09:11,618 - No, no, (laughs) you're right. 235 00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:14,521 I mean, I'm forever single anyway. 236 00:09:14,521 --> 00:09:16,656 But what's your plan, Maggie? 237 00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:18,658 We can't play pretend forever 238 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:23,797 - Can't we? (laughs) 239 00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:25,698 Kidding, (laughing) kidding. 240 00:09:26,999 --> 00:09:29,068 Uh, how 'bout two months? 241 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:32,005 Just gimme two months to sort things out with my mother. 242 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:34,507 She needs to be in a good place before I tell her. 243 00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:37,010 And then, you're free of me. 244 00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:42,849 - Deal. 245 00:09:42,849 --> 00:09:45,318 - The homo has signed away his gay life 246 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:48,021 and is now with child. (thunder rumbling) 247 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:49,556 (dramatic music) 248 00:09:49,556 --> 00:09:52,058 Thank God we just renewed our OnlyFans subscription. 249 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:56,029 (lighter clicking) 250 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:58,498 (dramatic music continues) (thunder rumbling) 251 00:09:58,498 --> 00:10:00,433 - Yoo-hoo chickens. 252 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,869 God was finally listening to me. 253 00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:04,370 - Told you. 254 00:10:04,370 --> 00:10:08,408 - And, and suddenly I found this flyer for a Lamaze class. 255 00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:11,678 - Hooray, another surprise, whoas (laughs). 256 00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:13,947 - (laughs) Wouldn't you know. 257 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:16,549 - Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. 258 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:18,885 - The Lord's favorite day, and the class is on Sunday. 259 00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:19,919 - Oh, wow. 260 00:10:19,919 --> 00:10:21,387 (Dorothy laughs) 261 00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:24,424 - I talked to the instructor, and, oh, here he comes. 262 00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:27,260 - Hi. (romantic music) 263 00:10:28,394 --> 00:10:29,229 I'm Patrick. 264 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:32,065 - I think he's blind. 265 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:33,066 I gotta go help him. 266 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:38,705 Mm-hmm. 267 00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:40,907 - So, you've met my mother. 268 00:10:40,907 --> 00:10:41,941 - I have. 269 00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:44,077 Nice to meet you and your mother. 270 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,045 You really don't have to hold onto me. 271 00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:47,447 - Oh, I'm just helping. 272 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:49,649 - [Patrick] I have low vision, and I'm very capable. 273 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,751 - Oh, I can see. 274 00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:53,419 - Interesting choice of words. 275 00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:54,621 - I'm sorry. - It's okay. 276 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:55,889 (Dorothy laughs) 277 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,223 Congrats, Maggie, how far along are you? 278 00:10:57,223 --> 00:10:59,259 - About 20 weeks. 279 00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:00,493 - How's it been? 280 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,630 - Good, mainly just a lot of vomit (laughs). 281 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:05,131 - (laughs) Sounds about right. 282 00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:07,901 A shot of ginger tea in the morning can work wonders. 283 00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:09,269 Most women don't start the Lamaze class 284 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:10,470 till the third trimester. 285 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:12,238 You're in the second, so it's something 286 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:13,139 to think about. (chimes jingling) 287 00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:15,441 - I'll think about that ass. 288 00:11:15,441 --> 00:11:16,643 - Shut up. - There's one 289 00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:18,645 starting in 15 minutes right across the street. 290 00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:19,913 - You should come check it out, (exhales) 291 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:21,848 see what you're in for. 292 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,284 - Uh, what do you think, Max? 293 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:25,818 - Max, must be the father. 294 00:11:25,818 --> 00:11:26,953 Hi, I'm Patrick. 295 00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:27,854 (record scratching) 296 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,088 - (laughing) Hi, I'm Patrick. 297 00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:30,290 (Patrick laughing) 298 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,025 - No, I'm Patrick. 299 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,626 It's okay to be a little nervous. 300 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:34,827 A lot of men don't know 301 00:11:34,827 --> 00:11:36,296 what a Lamaze class is gonna be like, 302 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:37,964 so maybe it would be good to get a taste of it. 303 00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:39,165 - I don't want taste. (air whooshing) 304 00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:43,202 I want the whole damn thing and dessert, 305 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:47,173 two scoops with some whipped cream and some cherries, 306 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:48,942 you know, the one that you put in your mouth, 307 00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:50,343 and then you twirl your tongue around, 308 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:51,311 and you, like, take it out 309 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:52,178 and go- - I would love 310 00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:52,979 for you to come. 311 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,783 - Yeah, we could. 312 00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:59,185 Um, I, (laughing) I could. 313 00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:00,320 (Maggie laughing) 314 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,054 - You could what? 315 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:05,825 (gasps) Oh, I get it. 316 00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:07,527 (Divine laughing) (bright music) 317 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:11,831 (Divine imitates splashing sound) 318 00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:15,001 - [Narrator] "Womb Envy" is created by Champagna, 319 00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:17,870 written by Mark Keller, produced by Charlie David, 320 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:19,672 directed by Jake Horowitz. 321 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,741 Cinematography by Paul Maxwell. 322 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,710 "Womb Envy" is produced and distributed 323 00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:26,346 by Border2Border Entertainment in association 324 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:28,247 with AMI and OUTtv. 325 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:30,683 Integrated Described Video by AMI 326 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:33,853 featuring Daniel Fernandes, Storm Steenson, 327 00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:38,858 Jeffrey Hasse, Helen Holtham, Champagna, and Luke Avoledo. 328 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:42,261 (bright music continues) 329 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:58,711 Copyright 2023, Border2Border Entertainment. 330 00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:01,447 (water splashing)