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Liz: Ugh.
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Really?
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You don't need a mask, hotshot?
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Man: Facebook says masks make
the virus worse.
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Liz: Facebook also says my
cousin's marriage is good. It's not.
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Man: We're in an open-air
system.
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Gravity makes the droplets
come down.
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Liz: Whoa, let me find a pen
to write all this down.
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I didn't know the world's
foremost epidemiologist
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also crushed laser tag
at Rich's birthday.
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Man: If you're so scared,
why are you out here?
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Liz: Because my family
have asked
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for some alone time from me.
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Man: Ugh.
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Liz: You scared of the virus
now?
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How about now?
Man: I already had corona.
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I was on my way to donate
plasma.
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Liz: Boom! Another successful
interaction with a man.
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I'm home.
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Ooh!
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[Cell phone vibrates]
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Hello?
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Jack: Did you get my muffins,
Lemon?
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Liz: Mmm, they're so good.
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What fancy place are they from?
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Jack: They're Shoppe Ennuié.
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Liz: Am I tasting pear
and bacon?
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Jack: I don't know what's
already in your mouth, Lemon,
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but listen, Kenneth Parcell
emailed me today.
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Liz: Ugh, why? Is he having
another one
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of those zoop zort virtual
cocktail parties
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where everyone talks at
the same time
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and the camera makes me look
like Weird Al?
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Jack: No, he wants to reboot
"TGS" for Peacock.
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It's NBC's amazing new streaming
platform
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where all of NBC's hit comedies
from the past 93 years
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will be available.
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Liz: Wow, even "Friend"...
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[Slap] Ow! How did you slap me?
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Jack: I have the iPhone 40.
Now, you do know
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that Kenneth Parcell is the
chairman
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of all of NBC Universal, right?
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Liz: I guess I kind of
remember that.
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Jack: You're the next president
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of the National Broadcasting
Company.
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He's a very big deal.
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Kenneth is presenting all of
NBC Universal's new content
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to advertisers tomorrow.
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The stakes have literally
never been higher.
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He's got to sell a full year
of ads in one meeting.
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Thank God it's him.
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And thank God advertisers are
some of the smartest
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and most physically attractive
people
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this industry's ever seen.
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Liz: I don't know that I'd want
to reboot "TGS."
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I do not miss the long hours
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and dealing with big
personalities.
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I've just been enjoying being
home with my teenagers
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and reading more. Hey!
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If your arms are that strong,
you could fold some towels.
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Making TV just doesn't seem that
important right now.
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Jack: I disagree, Lemon.
This is the time
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for all Americans to do
their duty
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to get the economy
back on track.
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"TGS" employed dozens of
otherwise unemployable people.
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Liz: True.
Jack: I need you to get
the band back together.
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Liz: [Sighs] OK, I'll try.
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I mean, I haven't really spoken
to Tracy
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since he moved to Canada.
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And maybe we should
replace Jenna?
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She's pretty cancelled every
since she pooped
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in Mandy Moore's thermos.
Jack: Good by me.
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I've always felt that Jenna
was replaceable.
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I'll set a call with some
top tier women.
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There are some incredibly
talented gente
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at Telemundo and USA.
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So many hijos can move their
faces.
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Oh, there's a wonderful actress
on Syfy.
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Are you open to working with
a Falrudian?
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Liz: Am I?
Jack: She has a human face
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but an exposed brain.
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There's really something for
everyone at NBC Universal.
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Howie: We are watching the be
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and write for a reboot of "TGS."
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I mean, if you're not already
working someplace else.
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Frank: Yeah, dude,
I'm available.
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I was consulting at "Peppa Pig,"
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but they wouldn't let me keep
my porn collection there.
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I told them my old boss
Liz Lemon
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didn't care about keeping
a "safe work environment."
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Liz: Cool, cool, and you used
my full name. Great.
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Toofer, are you available?
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Toofer: I refuse to be called
that anymore.
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Liz: Yep, of course.
I am so sorry.
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James. James.
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James: Thank you.
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I'm more of a screenwriter now.
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You may be familiar.
I wrote "A Prince for Christmas"
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and "A Christmas Prince" and
"Two Princes, One Christmas."
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But Hallmark pays me in
ornaments, so I am in.
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Liz: Great.
Lutz: I'm a soft yes.
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I would just want to be assured
that...
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Liz: Shut up, Lutz.
You're doing it.
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Sue: Come back to bed, my love.
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Liz: Wait, is that Sue?
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Do you live with Sue?
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Oh, boy. You guys are really...
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tender with each other. OK.
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Leave meeting.
End meeting for all.
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God, who is the host?
Lutz: I'm the host.
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Enjoy.
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Frank: Touch his butt.
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Jonathan: So funny that you
would think
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I was still doing assistant
work.
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Liz: Well, Jack wanted me
to ask.
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Jonathan: I produce horror
movies from Blumhouse now, Liz.
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Liz: Wow. Jonathan: Yeah.
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After 7 years with you,
I know horror.
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Maybe you've heard of
the Lers trilogy.
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It's about a 4-eyed monster
called the Lers
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who thinks she's funny,
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and if you look at her feet,
you explode.
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Liz: Well, the joke's on you
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because I'm writing a short
story about a mean little creep
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who can't fly so he eats birds.
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OK, whatever, I guess a lot of
people eat birds, so.
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Jack loves me more than you.
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Jonathan: Seeing where you live
makes me sad.
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Liz: So what do you think,
hotshot, you in?
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Pete: I mean, I guess I would
come back to "TGS,"
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but it would be very different.
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I'm living my truth now.
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You ever hear of [indistinct],
Liz?
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If so, do you
know how to spell it?
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I've been trying to Google it.
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Liz: Well, I'm glad you're
happy.
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I mean, you look...
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I assume Paula and the kids
have left you?
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Pete: Left me? Heck...
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Paula: No, I'm into it, Liz.
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I'm finally into it.
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Liz: OK, great.
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That takes care of the writing
and producing staff.
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Now I just have to call
the actors.
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Pete: Ugh. Good luck.
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Paula: [Shrieks]
Bring your guitar.
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Liz: So we are just looking
for someone super likeable
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and talented to replace our
original actress.
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Are you familiar with the show,
"TGS"?
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Sofia: I don't really watch TV.
I'm more a reader.
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Liz: Well, it's comedy sketches,
some topical.
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We had some recurring characters
that you probably heard of...
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Fart Doctor,
Robot Bear Talk Show,
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Tike Myson, Baby Boxer.
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Sofia: No, no, no,
I don't want to do this.
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Liz: No, of course.
Why would you?
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Thank you for your time.
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And you're great live, I know,
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'cause I've seen you with
Andrew Cohen on his program.
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Kandi: What happened to that
blonde lady
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that used to be on it?
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Liz: Um, she pooped in
Mandy Moore's thermos.
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Kandi: Oh, yeah, she's
a monster.
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I'm not touching her old job.
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Liz: And I think you would be
amazing at it.
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I've always thought you were the
funniest person in your family.
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Khloe: No, I am.
So if I do this,
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would I be able to write
my own material?
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Because I do some really funny
impressions.
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This one is Dandy, my dog's
business manager.
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"Hey, Khloe, how are you?
You good?"
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Liz: Ha ha ha!
It's so wonderful.
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I would love... Jenna: Aah!
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Liz: Aah! Oh, my god, Jenna.
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Jenna: How dare you try
and replace me, Liz.
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I am "TGS."
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Liz: When did you learn how to
Zoom-bomb?
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Jenna: Last month, so I could
give surprise
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unrequested graduation speeches.
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To quote Ralph Waldo Emerson,
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"If everyone reading this
donated $3.00,
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we could keep Wikipedia thriving
for years to come."
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Khloe: Wow.
Jenna: I need to perform, Liz.
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Science has shown that
quarantine
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was hardest on hot extroverts.
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Every night at 7:00,
I open my window
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and pretend they're clapping
for me.
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Khloe: That's really sad.
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Jenna: Yes, thank you, Khloe.
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It is sad.
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I've had to create my own
opportunities to be seen.
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One thing I love to cook
for my baby
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is pee-za.
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You just chop up some bread.
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Top it with chez.
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And yum! Yum, yum, yum, yum,
yum, yum, yum.
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[Spits] Oh, it's so good.
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And I was supposed to be in
that "Imagine" video,
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but they said I started
too high.
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♪ Imagine there's ♪
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Khloe: How am I seeing
these flashbacks?
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Jenna: No one will work
with me, Liz,
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ever since this ridiculous
misunderstanding with Mandy,
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which I apologized for.
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Liz: Yeah, I think your apology
made it worse.
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Jenna: I want to very sincerely
say
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that I do not remember
ever [bleep] in any thermos,
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let alone one as incredible
as Mandy's.
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You know, the late 2010s
was a very different time.
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It saddens me that what was
supposed to be a great night
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celebrating diabetes was ruined
by Mandy talking about this.
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Until I feel safe, I will be
taking a break
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from social media.
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I hope you're all happy!
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Khloe: Oh, you're that lady?
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Oh, I can't be on this call
with you.
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Liz: No, Khloe.
Jenna: You see that, Liz?
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I'm in famous person jail.
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Liz: I had a Kardashian
in the boat.
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Jenna: Sure, Tracy crashes his
yacht into Mario Cuomo Bridge,
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but I'm the terrible one.
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Liz: In his defense, he was
trying to touch it.
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He had a dream that it
wasn't real.
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Liz: I bet Jack said to
replace me, didn't he?
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He thinks he can throw me away
now that I'm 35... 5-5-5.
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Liz: No, he is not the one
who said that.
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Jenna: If people could just
be reminded, Liz,
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of how talented I am, they'd let
me back into show business.
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Otherwise, I'm gonna be
forced to
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like adopt a kid or something.
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Liz: OK, no, don't do that.
You can be in the reboot.
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Jenna: Oh, thank you, Liz.
You won't regret this.
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Also, I refuse to work
Wednesdays
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for skin care reasons.
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Liz: [Sighs] Yeah.
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OK, time to call Tracy.
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I'm not gonna procrastinate.
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Maybe I'll just check
the news real quick.
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Stephanie Ruhle, hop over
to David Faber and Jim Cramer,
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maybe stream a little last
night's Rachel Maddow.
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I want to feel informed
but nervous but also yelled at.
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Then I'll be ready
to talk to Tracy.
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I don't know how it got in
there,
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but it seems to be thriving.
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Liz: Your house is beautiful,
Trey.
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Should I try to guess why you
moved to Canada?
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Tracy: Because I'm too rich
to live
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on a less majestic side of
Niagara Falls.
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Liz: Huh. That was not my guess.
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So would you like to do
"TGS" again?
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Tracy: No, no. I'm done with
acting, Elizabeth.
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Did I mention to you I'm
Canadian now? Aboot.
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Liz: What, you've got like 4
movies coming out this summer.
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Tracy: Ah, they make those
without me.
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I read the whole dictionary in
front of a green screen.
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Now a computer can make any
movie it wants.
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Zucchini, zulu, zy-goatee.
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Man: Zygote. Tracy: My bad.
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Back to one.
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Aardvark.
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Abacus.
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I've been able to accomplish
so much
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since I stopped acting.
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I've alphabetized my records,
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I participated in a chili
cook-off.
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And you know I got a silver
medal in race walking, right?
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Announcer: Inspiring story here.
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Jordan first started
race walking
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after picking up regular walking
in his late thirties.
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Tracy: You know what my secret
to race walking is, Liz Lemon?
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I just run as fast as I can.
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Liz: OK, I get it.
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You don't want to do TV.
It's fine.
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I'll just call Kevin Hart
or George Lopez.
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Tracy: Slow down, Lizzo.
That's just my process.
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I'm a perfectionary.
Liz: I remember.
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Tracy: How do I know you can
still write for me?
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I'll start a sentence
and you finish it.
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Liz: Oh, boy.
Tracy: The best thing about
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swimming with dolphins is...
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Liz: Pranking their friends by
pretending
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to be a very ugly mermaid.
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Tracy: Correct. Now topical.
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Mitch McConnell's neck looks
like...
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Liz: My Aunt Beryl's ankle under
water at the community pool?
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Tracy: Mmm, two for two.
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I got my wife a tattoo
and it says...
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Liz: "If lost, please return to
the bitch museum."
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Tracy: Ha ha ha!
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I was gonna say, "Love
reveals truth,"
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but yours is hilarious.
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OK, I'll re-aboot the show.
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Liz: Great. Thank you, Tracy.
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Tracy: But due to pending
lawsuits,
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I can't open my eyes on TV.
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Maybe we can draw some
fake ones on.
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Hey, I'm not a producer.
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Liz: Uh, OK.
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Ooh.
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Vivica: Mr. Parcell,
your calendar says you have
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a Zoom call with something
called "TGS" right now.
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Kenneth: Thank you, Vivica.
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You can go, Vivica.
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[All greeting at once]
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Pete: Hey, Kenneth.
Jack: Kenneth,
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I'm pleased to say that
the "TGS" cast
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and crew are ready to accept
your reboot offer.
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Jenna: We're so excited.
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But I do have a problem
with my dressing room,
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which is here in my home, so I
need you to buy me a new home.
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Tracy: Also, these are the eyes
that I'll be using, Kenneth.
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Kenneth: So you do know how to
use a Zoom link.
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That's so interesting
because for the past 4 months,
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I have been trying to
check on you all
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and you've just been ignoring
my many invites.
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Liz: Oh, I've missed those
somehow.
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Kenneth: I've printed out
all the emails.
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"TGS" reunion cocktail party.
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"TGS" reunion trivia night.
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Happy 50th birthday, Liz.
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And most hurtfully, Kenneth's
roaring twenties
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murder mystery party,
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which was only attended
by Mr. Griswold.
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Say, jazz babies, the clock
is striking 10:00.
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Guests should be here in two
shakes of a lamb's tail.
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Grizz: I don't think anybody
else is coming, Ken.
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Also, Liz just texted me.
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She was the murderer.
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Kenneth: Ugh! Nuts!
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This was a test.
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And congratulations.
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You all tested negative...
for friendship.
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Liz: [Groans]
Jack: Kenneth, I'm not following
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what's happening here.
Is there a reboot or not?
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Kenneth: Not.
You think I need "TGS"?
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Do you know how many amazing
shows I have on Peacock alone,
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a dynamic new platform that will
leverage NBCU's
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unmatched ability to combine
the best of television
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with the best of streaming,
delivering a vast library
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of content that includes both
the timely and the timeless?
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Liz: What does that even mean?
Kenneth: Gah!
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Watch this video.
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Pete: Wow, I can get
all those "Frasier" s?
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Frank: Will the films contain
all their original nudity?
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Jenna: I'll play a sexy serial
killer on any of those,
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including the news
and European soccer.
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Kenneth: Yes, yes,
and no thank you.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I have a lot of cool new
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NBC friends to hang out with,
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like Mr. Dwayne Johnson
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and Mr. Alfredo Roker.
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Frank: Whoa! It's The Rock!
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Lutz: Whoa! It's Al Roker!
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Dwayne: Damn, Kenneth,
look at you.
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You trying to beat me
for sexiest man alive?
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Al: Thanks for having me.
I loved
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waiting around to be
part of this.
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Jenna: Dwayne, it's me...
Jenna Maroney.
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I would just like to apologize
for what I
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tweeted about "Moana."
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James: Kenneth, Kenneth,
do you need another
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00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,337
story editor on "This is Us"?
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I had an idea that they are
sad in the nineties.
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00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:28,384
Frank: Wait, wait, it's
important.
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Can you Venmo me $100?
It's for a hat.
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Pete: Fine. Kick me off.
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I'm too hip for this anyway.
Rock and ro...
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Tracy: No need, Kenneth.
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I'll bloop myself. Bloop!
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Liz: Wait, Kenneth,
I can't have you mad at me.
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It gives me stress diarrhea.
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Kinda thought you were gonna
cut me off after "stress."
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Jack: Don't you dare
bloop me, Kenneth.
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I'm Jack Donaghy.
I bloop you, you tiny-toothed...
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Al: Uh, are we done, 'cause
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I've gotta go make the weather.
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I... I mean, I've gotta go
report the weather.
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Vivica: I'm having
a bad day, too.
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00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:13,221
Roderick doesn't know if he
wants to get married anymore.
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He says he can tell something
in my heart has changed.
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Kenneth: Uh, ok.
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Ted: TV show.
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Looks like someone knows
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his charades gestures.
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Andy: Two words.
"New Amsterdam."
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"Chicago Fire." "Chicago Med."
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"Chicago Pizza."
"Chicago Kardashian."
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Andy: First word! Also, I see
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00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:41,686
you're wearing the sweater
I sent you.
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It looks great. Mazel.
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Kate: Little word. Off. Beach.
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Mario: Nice, Kate del Castillo.
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Oh, I'm making so many
new friends tonight,
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all thanks to you, Mr. P.
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Al: Really just an impressive
level of play.
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Ted: Uh...
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Mary: Singing.
"Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist."
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00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:05,440
Ted: No, it starts with
"The," Mary.
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00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,859
It's two words. Sorry, Kenneth.
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00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:10,528
The Miz: Is it The Miz?
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00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:11,632
Hoda: "The Voice." "The Voice."
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00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:14,449
[Cheering and laughter]
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00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:17,702
Todd: You were close.
I love you, Cousin Kenneth.
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00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:19,704
Hoda: Kenneth.
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Kenneth: You guys
are having fun, right?
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00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:24,125
Ted: Are you kidding,
Mr. Parcell?
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00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:27,587
Mary and I are so tired
of walking on the beach
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00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:30,006
and seeing our grandkids.
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Kenneth: OK.
I hope you're being honest
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00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:34,844
and this isn't some big charade.
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[Laughter]
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Mary: Funniest NBC
chairman ever!
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Andy: Great joke.
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00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:42,852
Ted: You should've played
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00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:43,853
Sam Malone.
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00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:45,605
Mary: You should've!
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Vivica: Excuse me, Mr. Parcell,
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00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,109
there's a Jack Donaghy
on your home line.
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Kenneth: Tell him I'm
out of pocket.
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00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:56,532
Vivica, would you watch
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00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,576
any of these people
on television?
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00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:01,037
Do you think I chose
good shows this year?
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Vivica: Of course.
You're a genius.
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00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:07,627
Kenneth: Really? Even
"Merlin: The Teenage Years"?
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Vivica: Oh, absolutely.
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00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:12,006
Kenneth: I didn't choose Merlin,
Vivica.
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00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:14,050
It was an either/or
with "Dracula P.D."
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00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,177
and now I'm second-guessing it.
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00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,097
Please, just leave me alone.
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00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:33,903
Tracy: ♪ O Canada ♪
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♪ Glorious and free ♪
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00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:45,951
♪ O Canada, we stand
on guard for thee ♪
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[Cell phone ringing] Hello?
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Jenna: Tracy, it's Jenna.
I've been thinking.
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00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,548
Tracy: And now your head
feels hot?
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00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:54,882
It's normal. Eat two popsicles
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00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:56,676
and call me from the ocean.
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00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:59,136
Jenna: Wait. Tracy,
I've been thinking.
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00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:01,180
We don't need "TGS"
to make a comeback.
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00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:02,765
We can do it on our own.
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00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,183
We've always been
a perfect team.
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00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,102
Tracy: Like peanut butter
and dog pills.
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00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,665
Jenna: And I really need people
to focus on
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00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:08,707
my talent right now and forget
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00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,189
everything else about me.
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00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,108
Tracy: Go ahead. I'm nodding.
448
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,235
Jenna: Well, Kenneth
won't take my calls,
449
00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:15,778
but maybe if you call him,
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00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,947
we can pitch something together.
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00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,782
Maybe a show about a hot teen
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and a grouchy, old
basketball coach.
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00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:22,972
Tracy: Uh-uh. You'd be awesome
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00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:24,245
as a basketball coach,
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00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:25,580
but I don't perform anymore.
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00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,039
I've evolved.
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00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:30,251
Jenna: No.
Tracy, you don't understand.
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00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:32,253
I need your help. I'm a pariah.
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00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:33,963
Tracy: Pariahs are awesome.
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00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,756
I have a bunch of them
in my aquarium.
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00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:36,966
Well, I only have one now.
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00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:39,093
Jenna: No, Tracy,
I'm blacklisted.
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00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:40,720
Tracy: I have a black list, too.
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00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:43,973
A chalkboard, a Puma,
a black crayon,
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space, me, a Batmobile.
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00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:49,270
Jenna: No, Tracy,
I mean people hate me.
467
00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:51,981
But if someone
as incredibly beloved as you
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00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:53,274
would agree to work with me,
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I could get my life back.
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00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:57,028
Tracy: I'm sorry, Jenna,
but working with you
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00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:59,196
is like the beginning
of this sentence.
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00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,991
It's in the past
and I don't remember her.
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00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:03,242
Jenna: But Tracy.
474
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,036
Tracy: Never go
backwards, Jenna.
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00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:07,163
That's the first rule
of race walking.
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00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,874
Second rule... always be farting.
477
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,586
Jenna: Always be farting.
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Liz: ♪ Workin'... ♪
[Cell phone buzzes]
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00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:27,058
Whew. That was almost expensive.
480
00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:31,062
Jack: Lemon, it's Jack.
Liz: I can see you.
481
00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:32,730
You know I can see you, right?
482
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Jack: I'm not pleased
with how that call
483
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,274
with Kenneth went earlier.
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00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,693
I give it a 10
on the Iacocca McDuck
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00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,111
business interaction scale.
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00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,655
Liz: And 10 is bad?
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00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:42,156
Jack: It's out of a billion,
so, yes,
488
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,699
10 is bad, Lemon.
489
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,660
If you recall,
I once told you...
490
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:48,746
5 years, we'll all either
be working for him...
491
00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:50,331
or be dead by his hand.
492
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:52,041
Liz: Well, it's been
more than 5 years.
493
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:53,292
Wait, are we ghosts?
494
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,086
Jack: Now he won't
take my calls.
495
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:56,815
And his assistant tells me
he's in a meeting.
496
00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:58,714
Do you know Vivica?
Beautiful woman,
497
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,299
but there's a sadness there.
498
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,927
I sent Kenneth an all-chick pea
Edible Arrangement.
499
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,804
I hired a skywriter
asking Kenneth
500
00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:06,597
to please skywrite me back.
501
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,809
Nothing.
Liz: See, this is exactly
502
00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:11,246
what I don't miss
about television...
503
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:14,105
All the fragile egos
and hand-holding.
504
00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:15,773
Jack: I do miss it,
though, Lemon.
505
00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:17,127
Liz: Seriously?
Jack: You know those
506
00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:18,901
muffins I sent you? Lemon: Yes.
507
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:19,986
Many of them are left.
508
00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:21,362
Jack: I made them.
509
00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:22,905
God help me, I made them
from scratch.
510
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,699
Liz: Ohh.
Jack: That's how bored I am.
511
00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:26,701
I hate being retired.
Did you know that
512
00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:30,246
golf is actually...
[whispers] awful?
513
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:33,165
Liz: It is hard to imagine you
doing nothing all day.
514
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,750
Jack: It's so much worse
than that.
515
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,919
I read, I garden, I go
down to the beach
516
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:39,964
and punch the sand, the surf
drowning out my screams.
517
00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:42,842
Liz: Yeah.
I'm kind of a failure
at staying home, too.
518
00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:45,219
I worked out once.
I never know what day it is,
519
00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:47,388
so, I just call
every day "Blarsday."
520
00:21:47,432 --> 00:21:49,015
I signed up for MasterClass,
521
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,285
but I only watched
the first 10 minutes
522
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,684
of that Penn and Teller one.
523
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:53,227
I mean, I can do this.
524
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,772
Jack: I did a lot in my career.
525
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,774
I pioneered
the clear dishwasher.
526
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,359
I disrupted the turbine industry
527
00:22:00,403 --> 00:22:02,778
with my turbine-sharing app.
528
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,698
At Davos, they named
a handshake after me.
529
00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:07,428
But my time in television
was special, Lemon.
530
00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:10,828
To borrow a phrase,
it was the funnest.
531
00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:13,956
Liz: Wow. So you want to make up
with Kenneth because...
532
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000
Jack: Because I want him
to give me a job!
533
00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:17,418
I'll take anything, Lemon.
534
00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:19,754
Head of patriotism at USA.
535
00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:21,964
Chief of hysteria management
at Oxygen.
536
00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:24,800
Her Majesty's chancellor of
telly at Sky News.
537
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,135
Liz: You're calling me
because...
538
00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:27,406
Jack: Because you're
good at handling
539
00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:28,430
crazy people, Lemon.
540
00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:29,805
Kenneth is not acting
541
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,307
like a businessman.
542
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:34,143
He's acting like one of your
primae donnae.
543
00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:35,770
That's the plural.
544
00:22:35,813 --> 00:22:37,229
I taught myself Italian
last night.
545
00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:39,148
Liz: OK, so, back in the day
546
00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:40,632
when Tracy wouldn't
answer his phone,
547
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,193
I would just go on Google Maps
548
00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:44,195
and find the closest
Bugatti dealership.
549
00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:47,073
He would be there,
and when Jenna would cry
550
00:22:47,116 --> 00:22:48,469
because she wasn't
getting on the show enough,
551
00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:50,159
I would get
the whole crew to sing
552
00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:52,036
"Paradise City," but we would
change the words
553
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,329
to "Jenna is pretty."
554
00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:57,917
OK. I know what we
have to do with Kenneth.
555
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,086
I mean, we know where
he's gonna be tomorrow.
556
00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:02,004
Jack: Imagine if you had
used your brain
557
00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,464
for something worthwhile.
558
00:23:03,758 --> 00:23:05,049
Liz: Ew. Bye.
559
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,260
[Cheering and applause]
560
00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:12,098
Jenna: Thank you.
I am New York strong.
561
00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:16,352
Man: We told you!
This isn't for you!
562
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:18,437
[Cell phone ringing]
563
00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:21,315
Jenna: Uhh. Liz.
564
00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:24,985
Liz: Hey, I'm organizing
something nice for Kenneth.
565
00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:26,403
Can you teach me
how to Zoom-bomb?
566
00:23:26,447 --> 00:23:28,489
Jenna: No, Liz, that's my thing.
567
00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:30,783
Liz: What if I told you
I could get you singing
568
00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:33,202
in a roomful of advertisers,
TV executives,
569
00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:34,787
and Universal celebrities?
570
00:23:34,831 --> 00:23:36,080
Jenna: Even The Miz?
571
00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:37,957
Liz: Even Mandy Moore,
572
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,501
and she won't be able to talk.
573
00:23:40,795 --> 00:23:44,213
Jenna: Oh, Liz,
dreams really do come true.
574
00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:48,217
This'll be my personal
Tokyo 2021.
575
00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:51,053
Tokyo 2021!
576
00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:53,055
Man: It's still called
Tokyo 2020.
577
00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:55,099
People already ordered
the merch!
578
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,691
You'd love it.
There's so much swimming.
579
00:24:03,734 --> 00:24:05,901
It's about coming together
and working as a team.
580
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:09,363
Setting aside our differences.
Celebrating humanity.
581
00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:15,494
I know.
What kind of Olympian am I?
582
00:24:15,538 --> 00:24:18,581
Ignoring Kenneth.
Rejecting Jenna.
583
00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:20,040
Screaming "shut up" in my head
584
00:24:20,084 --> 00:24:22,751
every time Liz Lemon
is talking to me.
585
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:25,004
Gotta make it up to them.
[Cell phone ringing]
586
00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:28,007
Oh, good.
Liz Lemon is calling me.
587
00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:32,845
Shut up! I mean, hello.
[Mouthing words]
588
00:24:32,889 --> 00:24:34,471
Vivica: All right, Mr. Parcell,
589
00:24:34,515 --> 00:24:36,599
all 3,000 participants
are signed on.
590
00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:39,602
The WebEx goes live in
one minute and 20 seconds.
591
00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:41,812
As you know, Jimmy Fallon
will introduce you,
592
00:24:41,856 --> 00:24:44,607
and then you will be presenting
the NBC Universal
593
00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:47,067
slate of shows
to potential advertisers.
594
00:24:47,111 --> 00:24:48,422
Kenneth: Vivica,
stop telling me things
595
00:24:48,446 --> 00:24:49,653
I already know!
596
00:24:51,115 --> 00:24:54,617
I'm very sorry. I'm so nervous.
597
00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:56,327
Will you help me with my tie?
598
00:25:13,888 --> 00:25:15,012
Vivica: Are we doing this?
599
00:25:16,974 --> 00:25:18,724
Kenneth: For the last time,
600
00:25:18,768 --> 00:25:21,018
you are stunningly beautiful,
601
00:25:21,062 --> 00:25:22,895
but my job comes first,
so I will
602
00:25:22,939 --> 00:25:24,730
never cross that line.
603
00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:27,816
Television is too important.
604
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:30,653
Man: Ladies and gentlemen,
Jimmy Fallon!
605
00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:32,863
Jimmy: Good morning, everyone,
and welcome to the 2020
606
00:25:32,907 --> 00:25:35,866
NBC Universal
Ad Sales Presentation.
607
00:25:35,910 --> 00:25:37,826
Normally, we do this
as a big party
608
00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:40,079
at Radio City Music Hall,
but this year,
609
00:25:40,122 --> 00:25:43,082
we're at Couch City
Music Hallway.
610
00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:46,001
[Click]
[Recorded laughter plays]
611
00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:47,711
Sorry, guys. My writers and I
612
00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:49,129
are pretty depressed.
613
00:25:49,423 --> 00:25:50,901
Science has shown
this quarantine is hardest
614
00:25:50,925 --> 00:25:53,008
on hot extroverts.
615
00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:55,970
Ahem. Anyway, we have an amazing
event for you today.
616
00:25:56,013 --> 00:25:58,097
NBC Universal has it all,
617
00:25:58,140 --> 00:26:00,599
and we're blowing up
the old advertising.
618
00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:03,018
Sales messages don't need
to be an interruption.
619
00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:04,687
We're gonna find ways
to make your...
620
00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:06,480
Man: Dog food...
621
00:26:06,524 --> 00:26:10,567
insurance... type 2
diabetes medication.
622
00:26:10,611 --> 00:26:12,736
Jimmy: a seamless part
of the story.
623
00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:14,613
Now please welcome
an amazing person...
624
00:26:14,657 --> 00:26:17,491
Our NBC Universal chairman
for the past 6 years,
625
00:26:17,535 --> 00:26:19,618
Mr. Kenneth Parcell.
626
00:26:19,662 --> 00:26:20,869
Kenneth: Thank you, Jiminy.
627
00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:22,454
Welcome, television lovers,
628
00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:24,081
and welcome, advertisers.
629
00:26:24,125 --> 00:26:26,542
I'm Kenneth Ellen Parcell.
630
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:29,128
I'm not named after
the famous talk show host,
631
00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:31,088
but we do share a barber.
632
00:26:31,132 --> 00:26:32,589
Hold for smiles.
633
00:26:33,884 --> 00:26:35,467
Wait till you see the programs
634
00:26:35,511 --> 00:26:36,719
we have for you today.
635
00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:38,721
Drama, news, sports,
636
00:26:38,764 --> 00:26:40,889
Spanish-language originals,
637
00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:42,016
and of course...
638
00:26:42,059 --> 00:26:44,601
[People talking at once]
639
00:26:44,645 --> 00:26:47,771
Jenna: Hey, suits.
We're the "TGS" bunch,
640
00:26:47,815 --> 00:26:49,857
and we're interrupting
this presentation
641
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:52,568
'cause there's something
we need to sing
642
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:53,944
to our friend Kenneth.
643
00:26:55,531 --> 00:26:58,532
♪ It's the story
of a boy named Kenneth ♪
644
00:26:58,576 --> 00:27:01,201
Tracy: ♪ And he was all alone ♪
645
00:27:01,245 --> 00:27:03,078
Liz: No, Tracy, too soon.
646
00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:06,498
♪ Who was bringing up
some very valid concerns ♪
647
00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:08,709
♪ That his friends
were being mean ♪
648
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:11,940
Jack, that's you.
Jack: I'm not going to
649
00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:13,088
sing to you, Kenneth.
650
00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:14,923
I'm not going to debase myself.
651
00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:16,653
Liz: Then why did you rehearse
with us for an hour?
652
00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:17,863
Jack: I want to work
for you, Kenneth.
653
00:27:17,887 --> 00:27:19,595
I know I can be an asset.
654
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:22,181
But what you did to us yesterday
was uncalled for.
655
00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:25,017
Kenneth: Please excuse us,
advertisers, as
656
00:27:25,061 --> 00:27:27,770
we address
a technical difficulty.
657
00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:30,189
In the meantime,
please enjoy this trailer
658
00:27:30,232 --> 00:27:32,775
from our newest
"Law and Order" spinoff...
659
00:27:32,818 --> 00:27:35,736
"SVU 2: Just the Paperwork."
660
00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:52,628
Tracy: Is this purgatory?
661
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,171
Kenneth: This is a private room
662
00:27:54,215 --> 00:27:56,131
where the advertisers
and other talent
663
00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:57,674
cannot hear us.
664
00:27:57,718 --> 00:27:58,862
Liz: Wow. I didn't
know you could
665
00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:00,636
make a private room in WebEx.
666
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:02,805
Tracy and Jack: Every club
has a private room, Liz.
667
00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:04,076
Jenna: Duh. Kenneth: Ms. Lemon,
668
00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:06,058
Mr. Donaghy, I cannot believe
669
00:28:06,102 --> 00:28:08,060
you interrupted
the most important
670
00:28:08,104 --> 00:28:10,270
day of the television calendar
671
00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:12,564
to serenade me with
the theme song
672
00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:14,149
of an ABC show!
673
00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:16,276
You embarrassed me in front of
674
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:19,905
the people from Target
and Dove and Toyota
675
00:28:19,949 --> 00:28:23,617
and Wayfair.com and Apple
and Humira
676
00:28:23,661 --> 00:28:25,285
and the Almond Growing Council
677
00:28:25,329 --> 00:28:27,955
and anyone else who would like
to be on this list.
678
00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:31,250
Jack: Stop acting
like a baby, Parcell.
679
00:28:31,293 --> 00:28:32,604
You're the chairman
of the greatest
680
00:28:32,628 --> 00:28:33,836
media company in the world.
681
00:28:33,879 --> 00:28:35,295
You run a film studio
682
00:28:35,339 --> 00:28:37,172
and 4 Hogwarts,
for crying out loud.
683
00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:39,174
Punishing us yesterday
was beneath you.
684
00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:40,717
Liz: Yeah, I mean, I'm sorry
685
00:28:40,761 --> 00:28:42,030
I didn't come to
your parties, Kenneth,
686
00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:43,804
but what did you expect?
687
00:28:43,848 --> 00:28:46,056
I'm homeschooling two kids
who kind of hate me,
688
00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:48,267
I got a husband who wants
to do kissing constantly.
689
00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:49,685
It's a nightmare. Also,
690
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:50,789
no one is telling you this,
691
00:28:50,813 --> 00:28:51,979
but you're too tan.
692
00:28:52,022 --> 00:28:53,166
It's not safe and you look like
693
00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:55,190
a plastic bear full of honey.
694
00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:58,235
Kenneth: Huh. Maybe I didn't
695
00:28:58,279 --> 00:29:01,613
expect to have fun with you.
696
00:29:01,657 --> 00:29:04,116
Maybe you all being mean to me
697
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,160
is the friendship
I've been missing.
698
00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:08,287
Tracy: Story time. Explain.
699
00:29:08,330 --> 00:29:11,665
Kenneth: I've been surrounded
by yes persons for years.
700
00:29:11,709 --> 00:29:13,834
Nobody tells me
the truth anymore.
701
00:29:13,878 --> 00:29:15,878
Ugh. I really could've used
702
00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:17,629
your brutal honesty last night,
703
00:29:17,673 --> 00:29:18,964
but it's too late.
704
00:29:19,008 --> 00:29:21,008
The presentation
has already started.
705
00:29:21,051 --> 00:29:23,135
Tracy: I'll do your
presentation for you, Ken.
706
00:29:23,179 --> 00:29:25,053
'Cause to tell the truth,
707
00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:27,139
I miss being a part of a team,
708
00:29:27,183 --> 00:29:29,308
and I don't want to be
Canadian anymore.
709
00:29:29,351 --> 00:29:30,851
The coffee's too weak.
710
00:29:30,895 --> 00:29:33,312
So, me and Jenna
got this covered.
711
00:29:33,355 --> 00:29:35,689
Jenna: Wait.
You're taking me with you?
712
00:29:35,733 --> 00:29:37,357
Tracy: People need
to be reminded
713
00:29:37,651 --> 00:29:40,068
that you're not just
some horrible white lady
714
00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:41,737
that everyone hates.
715
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,906
You also sing sometimes.
716
00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:46,742
Jenna: Thank you, Tracy.
I feel seen.
717
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:49,244
Tracy: Text me your
talking points, Kenny-hana.
718
00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:50,528
Kenneth: Thank you, Mr. Jordan.
719
00:29:50,664 --> 00:29:53,290
I trust you implicitly.
720
00:29:53,334 --> 00:29:55,334
Tracy: Loop us
to the other side.
721
00:29:56,837 --> 00:29:59,755
Kenneth: Mr. Donaghy, Ms. Lemon,
time is of the essence.
722
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,757
I'd like to show you a preview
of the shows that
723
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,134
I personally chose this year,
724
00:30:04,178 --> 00:30:07,763
and I don't want you to hold
anything back. Uhh.
725
00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:09,284
Liz: I don't know, Kenneth.
I've already hurt your feelings
726
00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:11,141
so much this week.
727
00:30:11,185 --> 00:30:13,393
Jack: Of course we can do
Kenneth this courtesy, Lemon.
728
00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:16,855
I taught a seminar on
non-participatory fault
finding at Wharton,
729
00:30:16,899 --> 00:30:21,109
and unsolicited opinions are
all your garden grows.
730
00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:24,655
Kenneth: Vivica, do that thing
that makes my screen share.
731
00:30:26,367 --> 00:30:29,660
Vivica: It must be glorious when
he shines his light on you.
732
00:30:31,247 --> 00:30:34,915
Tracy: As the largest media
company in the world,
733
00:30:34,959 --> 00:30:38,126
you have the biggest and the
most game-changing events,
734
00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:40,295
from the Olympics to the
election
735
00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:41,964
to the launch of Peacock.
736
00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:44,758
These global events will
unite audiences
737
00:30:44,802 --> 00:30:47,010
and transform the face
of our company
738
00:30:47,054 --> 00:30:48,971
and the entire industry.
739
00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:52,182
I know you know what I'm talking
about, Linda Yaccaranio.
740
00:30:52,226 --> 00:30:55,060
The future of advertising
isn't impression,
741
00:30:55,104 --> 00:30:57,145
it's impact.
742
00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:58,772
Kenneth: OK, here it is.
743
00:30:58,816 --> 00:31:00,816
I beg you, Mr. Donaghy
and Ms. Lemon,
744
00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:03,318
give me your harshest
criticisms.
745
00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:06,405
Keenan: So, what do you think?
746
00:31:06,448 --> 00:31:10,284
Liz: Kenneth, those shows...
747
00:31:10,327 --> 00:31:11,868
are amazing!
748
00:31:12,162 --> 00:31:13,870
I wouldn't change a thing.
749
00:31:14,164 --> 00:31:16,415
Kenneth: Really? You like them?
750
00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:19,334
Even the one where the
doctors have troubled
workplace relationships?
751
00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:21,545
Liz: Especially that one.
Kenneth: [Laughs]
752
00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:25,257
Jack: Parcell, you're
the best damn TV executive
I've ever known.
753
00:31:25,301 --> 00:31:28,510
Liz: I can't believe I doubted
whether TV still mattered.
754
00:31:28,554 --> 00:31:33,515
Making TV is horrible,
but watching TV is wonderful.
755
00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:35,225
Thank you, Kenneth.
756
00:31:35,269 --> 00:31:37,769
Kenneth: And thank you,
my oldest friends.
757
00:31:37,813 --> 00:31:40,647
Also, I've known you
a long time.
758
00:31:40,691 --> 00:31:42,899
Ha ha ha!
759
00:31:43,193 --> 00:31:44,609
Jack: Did he freeze or what?
760
00:31:44,653 --> 00:31:46,862
Liz: No, he's just that happy.
761
00:31:47,156 --> 00:31:50,615
Tracy: One platform,
your ad dollars
762
00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:53,285
reaching the exact person
you want to reach,
763
00:31:53,329 --> 00:31:56,288
whether they're watching "Betty
en New York" on Telemundo
764
00:31:56,332 --> 00:31:58,248
or classic "Frasier" on Peacock
765
00:31:58,292 --> 00:32:02,502
or a long music video for Joe
Scarborough's band on MSNBC.
766
00:32:02,546 --> 00:32:05,297
No other company can bring you
this approach.
767
00:32:05,341 --> 00:32:07,924
No other company can bring you
this level of talent.
768
00:32:08,218 --> 00:32:10,302
Now my friend Jenna Maroney
769
00:32:10,346 --> 00:32:13,638
is gonna remind us of
how talented she is
770
00:32:13,682 --> 00:32:15,432
and end our presentation
771
00:32:15,476 --> 00:32:18,685
by singing the NBC Universal
anthem.
772
00:32:18,729 --> 00:32:20,604
Jenna: The what?
Gwen: Wait a minute,
773
00:32:20,647 --> 00:32:22,397
this was like all planned.
774
00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:24,483
I was supposed to sing
"Sweet Escape" at the end.
775
00:32:24,526 --> 00:32:27,736
Jenna: Oh, sorry, Gwen,
you're muted.
776
00:32:27,780 --> 00:32:29,488
You're muted, honey.
777
00:32:29,531 --> 00:32:31,406
Gwen: [No audio]
778
00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:33,617
Jenna: ♪ Watching, watching,
watching ♪
779
00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:35,827
♪ You've been waiting,
waiting, waiting ♪
780
00:32:35,871 --> 00:32:40,499
♪ For something to blow
your mind ♪
781
00:32:40,542 --> 00:32:43,251
Well, it's here.
782
00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:44,836
♪ Hopin', hopin', hopin' ♪
783
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,922
♪ While we've been innovating ♪
784
00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:49,925
♪ Where should you buy
your ads? ♪
785
00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:51,927
♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
786
00:32:52,221 --> 00:32:55,889
♪ It's so clear ♪
787
00:32:55,933 --> 00:32:57,724
♪ Joy ♪
788
00:32:57,768 --> 00:32:59,851
♪ Is Universal ♪
789
00:32:59,895 --> 00:33:01,937
♪ Fun ♪
790
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,522
♪ Is Universal ♪
791
00:33:03,565 --> 00:33:05,690
♪ Awesome ♪
792
00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:07,401
♪ Is Universal ♪
793
00:33:07,444 --> 00:33:10,695
♪ Some phone chargers
are Universal ♪
794
00:33:10,739 --> 00:33:14,616
♪ Say it enough and it's true ♪
795
00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:16,701
♪ Mandy Moore forgives me ♪
796
00:33:16,745 --> 00:33:18,328
Chorus: ♪ Love is Universal ♪
797
00:33:18,372 --> 00:33:21,706
Jenna: Mandy Moore forgives me.
798
00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:24,543
Tracy: Mandy Moore,
sing that part or your fired
799
00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:26,837
and your show is cancelled.
800
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,965
Mandy: Wait, what?
♪ Mandy Moore forgives you ♪
801
00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:31,736
Jenna: Thank you, Mandy, and I
forgive you, too.
802
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,718
Tracy: Gwen Stefani, hit me
with a riff.
803
00:33:33,762 --> 00:33:37,722
Gwen: ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
804
00:33:37,766 --> 00:33:39,391
Jenna: Oh, sweetie, honey,
I'm so sorry,
805
00:33:39,435 --> 00:33:41,560
you're still muted.
806
00:33:41,603 --> 00:33:45,564
♪ Universal is everything ♪
807
00:33:45,607 --> 00:33:49,401
♪ Universal is love ♪
808
00:33:49,445 --> 00:33:52,362
Chorus: ♪ Joy is Universal,
love is Universal ♪
809
00:33:52,406 --> 00:33:55,615
♪ Awesome's Universal,
everything's Universal ♪
810
00:33:55,659 --> 00:33:57,659
Jenna: ♪ Universal is love ♪
811
00:33:57,703 --> 00:34:00,912
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
812
00:34:00,956 --> 00:34:02,414
I'm back.
813
00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:04,749
Chorus: ♪ Jenna is back ♪
814
00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:09,421
Liz: It's nice to pretend to be
in your office.
815
00:34:09,465 --> 00:34:11,047
Jack: A great day for
television, Lemon.
816
00:34:11,341 --> 00:34:12,591
Liz: To a new Golden Age.
817
00:34:12,634 --> 00:34:15,844
Take this mid to late 2000s.
818
00:34:15,888 --> 00:34:17,804
Ew, this apple juice has turned.
819
00:34:17,848 --> 00:34:19,639
Jack: I see that your virtual
background
820
00:34:19,683 --> 00:34:21,600
is a giant sandwich.
How surprising.
821
00:34:21,643 --> 00:34:23,435
Liz: Virtual, yes.
822
00:34:23,479 --> 00:34:25,812
So you're really planning on
going back to work?
823
00:34:25,856 --> 00:34:28,732
Jack: Abso-smurfly.
That's an inside joke
824
00:34:28,775 --> 00:34:30,609
from the Bohemian girl of
the summer.
825
00:34:30,652 --> 00:34:34,946
Colin Powell was... you had
to be there.
826
00:34:34,990 --> 00:34:37,782
Parcell actually called me
after the presentation today.
827
00:34:37,826 --> 00:34:39,868
Kenneth wants me to run Peahen,
828
00:34:39,912 --> 00:34:42,454
NBC's new female-ccentric
streaming service.
829
00:34:42,498 --> 00:34:44,623
Liz: Huh, Kenneth actually
called me, too.
830
00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:45,957
He asked me to write the pilot
831
00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:47,626
for a pitch that he bought
today.
832
00:34:47,669 --> 00:34:50,462
It's about two sexy teen
basketball coaches
833
00:34:50,506 --> 00:34:52,005
who cause crimes.
834
00:34:52,049 --> 00:34:53,651
Jack: The best ideas are always
the simplest.
835
00:34:53,675 --> 00:34:56,092
By the way, the Peahen
advertisers'
836
00:34:56,386 --> 00:34:57,719
sales meeting is next week.
837
00:34:57,763 --> 00:34:59,471
I'd love it if you'd
write my remarks.
838
00:34:59,515 --> 00:35:01,097
Liz: Seriously, Jack? No.
839
00:35:01,141 --> 00:35:03,808
I'm an artist, not a shill
for the network.
840
00:35:03,852 --> 00:35:05,977
I don't do industrials.
841
00:35:06,021 --> 00:35:08,021
[Ding] Ow!
842
00:35:08,065 --> 00:35:10,023
Why did that hurt? Ah!
843
00:35:10,067 --> 00:35:12,484
Chris, come kiss my eye.
844
00:35:12,528 --> 00:35:13,693
Chris: Coming, beloved.
845
00:35:13,737 --> 00:35:16,821
Liz: Oh, god.
846
00:35:16,865 --> 00:35:19,032
Ahh, really? Still?
847
00:35:21,954 --> 00:35:23,995
[Roar]
848
00:35:26,542 --> 00:35:29,793
Tracy: I am cool scientist
doctor zucchini.
849
00:35:29,836 --> 00:35:33,588
Welcome to Jurassic Green Book.
850
00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:35,757
[Dinosaur roars]
851
00:35:50,482 --> 00:35:52,065
Man: Uh, after this.
852
00:35:52,109 --> 00:35:54,609
V29B, take one.
853
00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:57,445
Camera roll, Liz 2.
854
00:36:05,581 --> 00:36:07,016
Tracy: Ready? This is
the money shot.
855
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,915
Alec: Uh, can you hear me?
856
00:36:08,959 --> 00:36:11,876
Sweetie, you can't talk
while we're rolling here, OK?
857
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,963
What are you doing?
Can't you tell?
858
00:36:15,007 --> 00:36:16,756
When I talk to you,
I sound real.
859
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,509
When I'm acting, I sound really
bad and fake.
860
00:36:19,553 --> 00:36:21,136
Oh, I sound the same?
[Dog barks]
861
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:24,598
You let Diego out? Great.
Diego's coming out.
862
00:36:24,641 --> 00:36:27,017
Let's do 22 episodes like this.
863
00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:28,602
Hold on!
864
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:32,063
Tina: [Laughs]
865
00:36:32,107 --> 00:36:34,691
Hold on guys, I'm getting a
call from Spam Risk.
866
00:36:34,735 --> 00:36:36,693
That's my agent.
867
00:36:36,737 --> 00:36:39,738
Boy: That one was really good.
Jane: Oh, thank god.
868
00:36:39,781 --> 00:36:41,551
Boy: That one was the best one.
Jane: OK, thank...
869
00:36:41,575 --> 00:36:42,907
I have a critic under my table.
870
00:36:42,951 --> 00:36:44,909
I'm gonna show you this camera.
871
00:36:44,953 --> 00:36:46,828
So can you see, we have
all of this.
872
00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:50,665
Then we pan down to see this.
873
00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:53,793
And then being amazing.
874
00:36:53,837 --> 00:36:56,171
[Woman's voice breaking up]
875
00:37:01,845 --> 00:37:04,012
Jack: I'm sorry, our
connection makes it sound
876
00:37:04,056 --> 00:37:05,805
like you're a dying robot.
877
00:37:13,023 --> 00:37:15,148
Tracy: Alphabet to the...
All right.
878
00:37:15,192 --> 00:37:17,817
I got it. Got you. All right.
879
00:37:19,655 --> 00:37:23,239
Aardvark. Aardvark! Aardvark!
880
00:37:23,283 --> 00:37:26,618
Aardvark. Aardvark!
881
00:37:26,662 --> 00:37:29,704
Alec: I've missed speaking in
adult sentences for quite a while now.
882
00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:38,880
Jane: ♪ Da da da da! ♪
883
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,920
Child: Good night, everybody.
Second child: Good night.
884
00:37:43,944 --> 00:37:46,944
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