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‪Netflix 原創動畫影集

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‪你說對了！

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‪不愧是曾和葉大人
‪打得平分秋色的男人

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‪道蓮

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‪又提到“葉大人”？

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‪看來你們的老大真的很在意他呢

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‪每個人都有自己的隱情

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‪我的持有靈卡洛斯和胡安

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‪都是我的好友

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{\an8}‪在墨西哥是數一數二

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‪無人不知的街頭樂隊成員

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‪但他們最有名的並非演奏技術

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‪而是動不動就打架的個性

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‪土組的佩約戴

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‪居然把夥伴BoZ選手的
‪身體當成媒介使用！

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‪順帶一提，就是這種暴躁易怒的個性

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‪害他們被聽眾開槍射殺

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‪雖然這故事充滿男子氣概

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‪但他的行為絲毫沒有男子氣概！

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‪對我來說男子氣概跟愚蠢是同義詞

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{\an8}‪第 20 集
‪劇名：喬可的聖誕節

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{\an8}‪你這傢伙…

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{\an8}‪把奄奄一息的夥伴身體當成媒介

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‪已經不是有沒有男子氣概的問題了！

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‪盡量避免攻擊奄奄一息的BoZ

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‪並直接攻擊我這操控者的本體

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‪這就是你的男子氣概嗎？

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‪所以我才說愚蠢！

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‪那是什麼？

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‪出現更多了！

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‪那是卡拉貝拉人偶

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‪“卡拉貝拉”？

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‪在墨西哥被稱為“骸骨”

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‪換句話說是死者的象徵

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{\an8}‪墨西哥有個叫“亡靈節”的節日

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{\an8}‪死者一年一度得以回到現世

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‪村民們為了慶祝會和靈一起玩樂

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{\an8}‪對他們來說死者是
‪值得親近的愉快存在

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‪村子裡會裝飾各種卡拉貝拉人偶

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‪成為慶典的主角

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‪卡拉貝拉是聯繫生與死的象徵

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‪也就是說他的媒介是骸骨

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‪你說對了！

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‪我正是與死者一同玩樂的開朗通靈人

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‪只要我彈奏吉他

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‪他們的靈魂會響應並隨之起舞！

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‪會為了保護我

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‪以及消滅敵人而行動

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‪這下你懂了吧？

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‪打從一開始BoZ的用處就是成為媒介

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‪為了讓進攻的骸骨
‪穿上名為肉體的盔甲而準備的

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‪好過分

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‪BoZ太可憐了

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‪（《爸爸》）

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‪不可饒恕

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{\an8}‪同為操控骸骨的通靈人
‪真是讓人覺得可悲！

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‪你沒什麼實力還追逐虛無縹緲的夢想

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‪如果盲目前進害死自己
‪就是所謂的男子氣概

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‪那我認為實在是愚蠢至極

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‪但至少BoZ

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‪該對曾陪伴過葉王大人一事感到光榮

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{\an8}‪你這混蛋！

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‪好了

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‪除了你以外我還得與剩下的兩人交戰

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‪差不多得請你們換人了

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‪我要用“電光”揍飛你！

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‪你心地真善良

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‪所以我才說你蠢！

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‪喬可，你在幹什麼？

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‪先打倒BoZ不就好了嗎？

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‪吵死了！

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‪我不是說了嗎？

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‪再打下去他們真的會沒命！

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‪你現在不該在意這種事吧！

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‪我已經…

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‪不想再看到任何人死去了

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‪你比我想像中的還蠢

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‪老伯

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‪這種時候如果是你會怎麼做？

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{\an8}‪（1998年，紐約）

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{\an8}‪他說：“家裡有可愛的孩子在等禮物

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‪而且今天是聖誕節，請饒我一命”

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‪是喔，那還真是最糟的一天

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‪你就詛咒自己的命運吧

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‪運氣居然糟到在這天被俠伏特挑上

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‪不愧是喬可！

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{\an8}‪你這男人將來一定前途無量！

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‪連開槍殺人都無動於衷

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‪喬可太了不起了，好棒！

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‪吵死了！

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‪鬧得還不夠盡興

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‪我再出去賺錢

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‪喂，等等！

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‪你少得意忘形！

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‪反正每年的今天他都是這樣

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‪因為會讓他回想起…

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‪九年前的聖誕節

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‪想起失去一切的那一天

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‪畢竟當時闖進貧窮住家的人

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‪並非聖誕老人
‪而是揹著大袋子的強盜

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‪之後他待過許多間孤兒院

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‪最後流落到俠伏特

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‪-可…
‪-咳血！

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‪紐約的冬天寒風刺骨呢

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‪什麼？現在可不是
‪悠閒說這種話的時候…

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{\an8}‪騙你的！

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‪其實是表演用的血袋，這是個笑話

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‪我把你說的“可”
‪換成發音相似的“咳血”

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‪看來你跟不上我精湛的搞笑功夫

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‪但這也沒辦法

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‪因為我是旅行中的頂尖諧星

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‪有稍微幫上你一點忙吧？

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{\an8}‪笑容如風

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{\an8}‪因為你的表情實在太陰沉

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{\an8}‪所以我忍不住…

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‪給我滾！

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‪我不管你是誰，別多管閒事！

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‪我會殺了你喔！

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‪因為我今天心情很焦躁！

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‪“因為我今天韭菜炒猪肝”！

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‪這把槍可沒在開玩笑

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‪受不了，都遇到不正經的傢伙

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‪就是因為這樣聖誕節才會讓我火大！

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‪你果然還是去死吧

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‪殺了人又能如何？

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{\an8}‪你的內心有曾因為
‪殺人感到開心過嗎？

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{\an8}‪忘記笑容的可憐孩子

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‪試著笑一個吧

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‪笑容如風

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‪吹走你心中黑暗的唯一方法

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{\an8}‪就是笑著忘掉

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‪你的眼神非常悲傷

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‪這傢伙…

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{\an8}‪但你一點也不好笑！

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‪受不了

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‪結果還是只能靠暴力解決

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‪我也還不夠成熟呢

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{\an8}‪看來想用搞笑拯救世界
‪我還有好長一段路要走

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‪還以為你要說什麼

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‪“用搞笑拯救世界”？

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‪無聊透頂！

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‪這還真是我聽過最棒的笑話！

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‪真的嗎？

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‪這種事不可能辦得到

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‪因為在世上的都是自己的敵人

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‪但我今天就放你一馬

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‪快滾吧

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‪你的無聊笑話

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‪害我完全沒那個心情了

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‪啊，這樣啊

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‪真是的

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‪總是在聖誕節遇到不正經的傢伙

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‪我不是叫你快滾嗎？

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‪我最討厭這種陰沉的氣氛

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‪可惡，話說回來

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‪你剛剛那招是怎麼辦到的？

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‪還有…

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‪痛扁我的那東西是什麼？

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‪難道你看得見米克？

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‪總算找到了！

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{\an8}‪他就是我的繼承人！

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‪什麼？

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‪（佩約戴迪亞茲）

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‪（卡拉貝拉人偶）

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‪真是暢快！

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‪到了早春便溫暖許多

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‪早起也變輕鬆了呢，米克

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‪到了早春便溫暖許多

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{\an8}‪“穿法老裝也變輕鬆了呢，好動感”

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{\an8}‪別一早就這樣鬧啦，老伯！

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‪好了

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‪今天也打起精神進行通靈人修練吧

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‪沒問題！

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‪好棒，修練後的可樂果然好喝！

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‪我知道啦

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‪不快點買東西回去的話

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‪那個老伯又會說超多笑話的，對吧？

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‪說來也真是不可思議

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‪我現在和老伯與米克一起住

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‪我也沒有特別拜託他

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‪他說要教我那奇妙的招式
‪所以我產生了興趣

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‪老伯的名字叫奧羅納

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‪是位南美原住民通靈人

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‪同時是旅行中的諧星
‪他是一個充滿謎團的男人

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‪但最大的問題是

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‪他的笑話真的很難笑

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‪嗨，好久不見，喬可

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‪是你們！

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‪看看你，居然變這麼溫和

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‪我們找你好久了

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‪幹什麼？

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‪我不是說過要離開俠伏特嗎？

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‪你真的以為想離開就能離開？

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‪再說賺最多錢的你
‪離開後我們可是傷透腦筋

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‪因為你是…

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{\an8}‪俠伏特最殘忍的殺人魔

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‪放心吧

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‪我們是來帶你回去的

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‪那個引誘你離開的老頭
‪已經被我們修理過了

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‪老伯，你還好吧？

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‪是你啊？喬可

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‪你不是能用那招式解決他們嗎？

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‪那招式…

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{\an8}‪米克不在的話就無法使用

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‪什麼？

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‪我說你啊

207
00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:55,149
‪居然無視我們？

208
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:57,985
{\an8}‪你們這些混蛋

209
00:12:58,652 --> 00:13:00,404
{\an8}‪居然把老伯…

210
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:01,655
{\an8}‪天啊，真是嚇人！

211
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,741
{\an8}‪這才是你該有的樣子！

212
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:05,743
‪不可以，喬可

213
00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:08,287
‪你不能發怒

214
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,833
‪不必擔心我沒關係

215
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:15,294
‪不是說這種話的時候吧？

216
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,133
{\an8}‪你被他騙了

217
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:23,219
{\an8}‪我這就讓你清醒過來

218
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:25,012
{\an8}‪開什麼玩笑！

219
00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:26,305
‪把槍放下！

220
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:31,185
‪真像是那些被你殺的人會說的話！

221
00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:32,561
‪可惡！

222
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,231
‪我叫你別發怒，你沒聽懂嗎？

223
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,609
‪靠憤怒無法拯救任何東西

224
00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:43,739
‪你應該是最明白這道理的人，對吧？

225
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:45,199
‪喬可

226
00:13:45,282 --> 00:13:47,785
‪先看清狀況再說啦，老伯！

227
00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:50,663
‪我什麼時候死都無所謂

228
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:54,625
‪反正一把年紀了
‪而且還染上不治之症

229
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:58,629
‪難道那時候的血是…

230
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:02,299
{\an8}‪但你如果要再度露出獠牙

231
00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:06,303
{\an8}‪重返紛爭不斷的日子的話

232
00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:08,681
{\an8}‪我絕對會死不瞑目

233
00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:09,723
‪你這傢伙！

234
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:11,267
‪我的故鄉…

235
00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:15,020
‪是亞馬遜深處的小部落

236
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,565
‪但部落的年輕人

237
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,609
‪被強勢的外來文化矇蔽了雙眼

238
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,778
‪紛紛捨棄村莊，前往都市

239
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:26,490
‪但這座都市有著什麼？

240
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:30,578
‪所有人都為了得到喜悅而不斷鬥爭

241
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:34,248
‪因此消耗身心的能量，疲憊不堪

242
00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:39,378
‪鬥爭得來的喜悅並非真正的喜悅

243
00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:41,005
‪真正的喜悅

244
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:43,632
‪存在於和平的歡笑聲中！

245
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:44,675
‪臭老頭！

246
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:46,468
‪喬可

247
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:50,806
‪美洲豹是最強悍且崇高的生物

248
00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:55,019
‪牠就像通靈人的靈魂

249
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:58,105
‪視野十分遼闊，並且能看清真相

250
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:01,609
‪我們相遇時

251
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:04,028
‪籠罩著你靈魂的憤怒

252
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:06,655
‪全被笑容之風吹走了

253
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:09,658
{\an8}‪你辦得到的

254
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,786
‪與米克的靈魂合而為一

255
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:15,247
‪成為崇高的美洲豹

256
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:18,417
‪你就是黑色美洲豹！

257
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:23,255
‪用笑容之風拯救世界吧

258
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:27,760
‪蠢蛋

259
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,141
‪“用笑容拯救世界”？

260
00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:38,896
‪這老伯又在講難笑的笑話了

261
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,025
‪我做就是了

262
00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:46,153
‪讓所有人開懷大笑！

263
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:49,490
‪笑到能吹走一切！

264
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:52,618
{\an8}‪我要上了！

265
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,537
‪超靈體！

266
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,540
{\an8}‪搞笑之風！

267
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:06,298
‪這是…

268
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:10,594
‪我該做的只有一件事

269
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:14,098
{\an8}‪就是讓他們捧腹大笑！

270
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:15,975
‪捧腹大笑？

271
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,353
‪還以為你想說什麼

272
00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:23,649
‪沒有比事先宣告的
‪笑話還難笑的事情了

273
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,527
{\an8}‪那就接招吧！

274
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:29,947
{\an8}‪我賭上所有巫力創造出的終極笑話！

275
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,117
{\an8}‪我們上吧，米克！

276
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,326
{\an8}‪超靈體！

277
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:37,162
{\an8}‪艾爾斯岩！

278
00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:50,676
‪這是…

279
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,470
‪他說的這個終極笑話

280
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:58,183
‪就是重現被稱為
‪“地球肚臍”的艾爾斯岩嗎？

281
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:03,272
‪那傢伙果然不行

282
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,483
‪我就說吧！

283
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,361
‪而且無聊透頂！

284
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:11,655
‪BoZ，給我上！

285
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,657
‪把無趣的傢伙打倒

286
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,951
‪這任務最適合無趣的你們去執行！

287
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,286
‪你這混蛋！

288
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:18,537
‪住手，轟隆轟隆

289
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,750
‪他的搞笑還沒結束呢

290
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:26,628
‪靠近點看啊，佩約戴，難道你怕了？

291
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:32,134
‪因為你剛剛有笑出聲嘛

292
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,554
‪我只是在嘲笑你

293
00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:37,890
‪這是…

294
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:41,018
‪他做拱橋姿勢時的肚臍

295
00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:44,146
‪簡直就是重現小型的地球肚臍！

296
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,482
‪袋鼠是我親手做的

297
00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:50,986
‪無聊的小笑話居然藏了兩個哽！

298
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:55,240
‪但你難道以為這樣就能讓我笑？

299
00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:04,458
‪你們怎麼可以覺得好笑！

300
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,418
‪為什麼？

301
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:09,129
‪他們被我的巫力操控

302
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,714
‪應該笑不出來

303
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,549
‪我把那些東西吹走了！

304
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:18,138
‪笑容之風能解放
‪被邪惡之物附身的靈魂

305
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:22,476
‪正如同那位老伯告訴我們的事

306
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:25,062
‪-幹得好！
‪-喬可！

307
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:28,857
{\an8}‪像你這種不把人當人看的傢伙

308
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:32,444
{\an8}‪無法驅使任何人行動！

309
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:40,953
‪居然過於情緒化用光所有巫力

310
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,372
‪看來我修練得還不夠

311
00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:45,707
‪接下來就交給你了

312
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:46,875
‪蓮

313
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:49,419
‪幹得好，喬可！

314
00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:54,341
‪你們要傻笑到什麼時候？

315
00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:56,844
‪反正對我來說要收拾你

316
00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:59,847
‪無論有沒有那些人偶

317
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,265
‪都是輕而易舉！

318
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,229
‪他並非虛張聲勢！

319
00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:10,774
‪這男人的巫力遠遠勝過…

320
00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:18,031
‪你太小看在我隊伍的喬可了

321
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:20,659
‪那就是蓮的實力？

322
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,202
‪不會吧！

323
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,079
‪他剛剛的巫力…

324
00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:26,623
‪“5721”

325
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,584
‪原來如此

326
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,670
‪難怪佩約戴會輸

327
00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:35,924
‪道蓮的巫力應該不到1000不是嗎？

328
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,134
‪他成長了

329
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:42,431
‪他之前是首次親眼見到偉大精靈

330
00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:47,853
‪當一個人遇上
‪能撼動價值觀的巨大事物

331
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,522
‪就會得到一次機會

332
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:56,069
‪他緊緊地抓住了偉大精靈賜予的恩惠

333
00:19:57,779 --> 00:20:00,199
‪獲勝的是The蓮隊！

334
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:03,869
‪太好了，蓮，我們終於贏了！

335
00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:05,662
‪你什麼事都沒做

336
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,123
‪天啊，你幹什麼？

337
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:11,084
‪要道謝的話就對那男人說吧

338
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,378
‪雖然他的笑話很無聊

339
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:16,048
‪但卻是位令人欽佩的隊友

340
00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:18,175
‪是啊

341
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,261
‪你有看到嗎？老伯

342
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:26,475
‪我沒讓任何人死就獲勝了

343
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:31,521
‪當時被你拯救的
‪俠伏特的夥伴們也在這裡

344
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:35,943
‪雖然他們所有人都看不見靈

345
00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:39,529
‪但我們都已經是你部落的一員

346
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:44,868
‪米克有將你的教誨全傳授給我

347
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:47,746
‪所以放心吧

348
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:52,626
‪這笑話真是命懸一線

349
00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:55,379
‪但這只是個開始

350
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:58,548
‪你背負的東西可是很沉重的

351
00:20:58,632 --> 00:20:59,841
‪喬可

352
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,264
‪精采！

353
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:08,433
‪可以講一下現在的心情嗎？主將

354
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:13,981
‪葉，我一定會親手打倒你！

355
00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:17,234
{\an8}‪這組唯一能留到最後的隊伍

356
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,444
{\an8}‪就是The蓮隊！

357
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:21,446
‪天啊

358
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:25,617
‪這才是道家繼承人該有的樣子

359
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,120
‪你是最棒的，蓮！

360
00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:29,663
‪（恭喜蓮大人）

361
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:31,540
‪老爸

362
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,417
‪加油，蓮！

363
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,502
‪姐姐也會陪著你！

364
00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:38,922
‪你的家人變得還真開朗！

365
00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:41,508
‪我要宰了老爸

366
00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:46,138
‪蓮他們相處得這麼融洽，真是太好了

367
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:49,182
‪是說這種話的時候嗎？

368
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:52,686
‪受不了，被宣戰還如此悠哉

369
00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:55,272
‪好歹該反擊一下吧！

370
00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:57,149
‪放心吧，安娜

371
00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:00,068
‪就算現在不反擊

372
00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:02,696
‪到時自然能見真章

373
00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:08,910
‪抵達的時間大幅延遲了呢

374
00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:15,917
‪這套制服很適合你

375
00:22:17,085 --> 00:22:19,963
‪X-Laws的瑞瑟格戴佐

376
00:22:21,631 --> 00:22:24,009
‪下一場比賽要開始了

377
00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:26,553
‪加快腳步吧，馬爾科

378
00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:57,978
{\an8}‪字幕翻譯：黃洪軒