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‪Netflix 原创动漫剧集

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‪你说对了！

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‪不愧是曾和叶大人
‪打得平分秋色的男人

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‪道莲

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‪又提到“叶大人”？

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‪看来你们的老大真的很在意他呢

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‪每个人都有自己的隐情

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‪我的持有灵卡洛斯和胡安

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‪都是我的好友

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‪在墨西哥是数一数二

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‪无人不知的街头乐队成员

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‪但他们最有名的并非演奏技术

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‪而是动不动就打架的个性

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‪土组的佩约戴

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‪居然把伙伴BoZ选手的
‪身体当成媒介使用！

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‪顺带一提 就是这种暴躁易怒的个性

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‪害他们被听众开枪射杀

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‪虽然这故事充满男子汉气概

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‪但他的行为丝毫没有男子汉气概！

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‪对我来说男子汉气概跟愚蠢是同义词

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{\an8}‪第 20 集
‪剧名：乔可的圣诞节

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{\an8}‪你这家伙…

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{\an8}‪把奄奄一息的伙伴身体当成媒介

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‪已经不是有没有男子气概的问题了！

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‪尽量避免攻击奄奄一息的BoZ

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‪并直接攻击我这操控者的本体

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‪这就是你的男子气概吗？

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‪所以我才说愚蠢！

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‪那是什么？

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‪越来越多！

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‪那是卡拉贝拉人偶

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‪“卡拉贝拉”？

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‪在墨西哥被称为“骸骨”

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‪换句话说是死者的象征

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{\an8}‪墨西哥有个叫“亡灵节”的节日

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{\an8}‪死者一年一度得以回到现世

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‪村民们为了庆祝会和灵一起玩乐

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‪对他们来说死者是可亲的、活泼的

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‪他们用各种卡拉贝拉人偶装饰村子

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‪人偶成了庆典的主角

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‪卡拉贝拉是连接生与死的象征

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‪也就是说他的媒介是骸骨

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‪你说对了！

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‪我正是与死者一同玩乐的开朗通灵人

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‪只要我弹奏吉他

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‪他们的灵魂会响应并随之起舞！

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‪会为了保护我

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‪以及消灭敌人而行动

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‪这下你懂了吧？

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‪打从一开始BoZ的用处就是成为媒介

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‪为了让进攻的骸骨
‪穿上名为肉体的盔甲而准备的

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‪好过分

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‪BoZ太可怜了

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‪（《爸爸》）

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‪不可饶恕

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{\an8}‪同为操控骸骨的通灵人
‪他真是可悲可叹

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‪你没什么实力还追逐虚无缥缈的梦想

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‪如果盲目前进害死自己
‪就是所谓的男子气概

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‪那我认为实在是愚蠢至极

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‪但至少BoZ

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‪该对陪伴过叶王大人一事感到光荣

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{\an8}‪你这混蛋！

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‪好了

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‪除了你以外我还得与剩下的两人交战

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‪差不多得请你们换人了

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‪我要用电光揍飞你！

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‪你心地真善良

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‪所以我才说你蠢！

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‪乔可 你在干什么？

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‪先打倒BoZ不就好了吗？

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‪吵死了！

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‪我不是说了吗？

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‪再打下去他们真的会没命！

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‪你现在不该在意这种事吧！

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‪我已经…

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‪不想再看到任何人死去了

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‪你比我想象中的还蠢

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‪老伯

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‪这种时候如果是你会怎么做？

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{\an8}‪（1998年 纽约）

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{\an8}‪他说：“家里有可爱的孩子在等礼物

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‪而且今天是圣诞节 请饶我一命”

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‪嗯 圣诞节是最糟糕的日子

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‪你就咒骂自己的命运吧

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‪让你在这种日子被侠伏特挑上

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‪不愧是乔可！

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{\an8}‪你这男人将来一定前途无量！

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‪连开枪杀人都不动声色

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‪乔可太了不起了 好棒！

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‪吵死了！

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‪闹得还不够尽兴

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‪我再出去赚钱

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‪喂 等等！

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‪你少得意忘形！

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‪反正他每年的今天都是这样

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‪因为会让他回想起…

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‪九年前的圣诞节

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‪想起失去一切的那一天

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‪毕竟当时闯进他贫穷的家里的人

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‪并非圣诞老人
‪而是背着大袋子的强盗

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‪之后他在多家孤儿院待过

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‪最后流落到侠伏特

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‪-可…
‪-咳血！

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‪纽约的冬天寒风刺骨呢

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‪什么？你还有心情说这种话…

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{\an8}‪骗你的！

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‪这是表演用的血袋 我是在搞笑

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‪由你说的“可”谐音联系到“咳血”

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‪看来你跟不上我精湛的搞笑功夫

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‪但这也没办法

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‪因为我是旅行中的顶尖谐星

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‪是不是对你有点儿帮助？

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{\an8}‪笑容如风

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{\an8}‪因为你的表情实在太阴沉

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{\an8}‪所以我忍不住…

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‪给我滚！

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‪我不管你是谁 别多管闲事！

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‪我会杀了你哦！

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‪我今天非常烦躁！

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‪“我今天韭菜炒猪肝”！

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‪这把枪可不是为了装门面

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‪受不了 净遇到不正经的家伙

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‪就是因为这样圣诞节才会让我火大！

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‪你就去死吧

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‪杀了人又能如何？

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{\an8}‪你因为杀人而开心过吗？

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{\an8}‪忘记笑容的可怜孩子

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‪试着笑一个吧

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‪笑容如风

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‪吹走你心中黑暗的唯一方法

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{\an8}‪就是笑着忘掉

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‪你的眼神非常悲伤

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‪这家伙…

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{\an8}‪但你一点也不幽默！

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‪受不了

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‪结果还是只能靠暴力解决

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‪我也还不够成熟呢

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{\an8}‪看来想用搞笑拯救世界
‪我还有好长一段路要走

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‪还以为你要说什么

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‪“用搞笑拯救世界”？

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‪无聊透顶！

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‪这还真是我听过最棒的笑话！

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‪真的吗？

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‪这种事不可能办得到

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‪因为世人都彼此为敌

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‪但我今天就放你一马

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‪快滚吧

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‪你的无聊笑话

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‪害我完全没那个心情了

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‪这样啊

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‪真是的

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‪总是在圣诞节遇到不正经的家伙

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‪我不是叫你快滚吗？

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‪我最讨厌这种阴沉的气氛

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‪可恶 话说回来

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‪你刚刚那招是怎么办到的？

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‪还有…

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‪痛扁我的那东西是什么？

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‪难道你看得见米克？

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‪总算找到了！

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{\an8}‪他就是我的继承人！

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‪什么？

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‪（佩约戴迪亚兹）

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‪（卡拉贝拉人偶）

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‪真是畅快！

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‪到了早春便温暖许多

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‪早起也变轻松了呢 米克

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‪到了早春便温暖许多

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{\an8}‪“穿法老装也变轻松了呢 好动感”

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{\an8}‪别一大早就胡闹 老伯！

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‪好了

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‪今天也打起精神进行通灵人修炼吧

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‪没问题！

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‪好棒 修炼后喝可乐果然爽！

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‪我知道啦

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‪不快点买东西回去的话

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‪那老伯又会用开玩笑的方式批评我吧

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‪说起来也真是不可思议

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‪我现在和老伯以及米克一起住

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‪我也没死乞白赖地求他

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‪但他说要教我那奇妙的招式
‪所以我产生了兴趣

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‪老伯的名字叫奥罗纳

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‪是位南美原住民通灵人

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‪同时是旅行中的谐星
‪他是一个充满谜团的男人

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‪但最大的问题是

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‪他的笑话真的很不好笑

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‪你好 好久不见 乔可

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‪是你们！

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‪看看你 居然变得这么温和了

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‪我们找你好久了

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‪干什么？

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‪我不是说过要离开侠伏特吗？

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‪你真的以为想离开就能离开？

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‪再说赚钱最多的你一走 可苦了我们

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‪因为你是…

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{\an8}‪侠伏特最残忍的杀人魔

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‪放心吧

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‪我们是来带你回去的

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‪那个引诱你离开的老头
‪已经被我们修理过了

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‪老伯 你还好吗？

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‪是你啊？乔可

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‪你不是能用那个招式解决他们吗？

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‪那招式…

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{\an8}‪米克不在的话就无法使用

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‪什么？

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‪我说你啊

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‪居然无视我们？

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{\an8}‪你们这些混蛋

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{\an8}‪居然把老伯…

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{\an8}‪天啊 真是吓人！

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{\an8}‪这才是你该有的样子！

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‪不可以 乔可

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‪你不能发怒

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‪不用在意我

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‪不是说这种话的时候吧？

216
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,133
{\an8}‪你被他骗了

217
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:23,219
{\an8}‪我这就让你清醒过来

218
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:25,012
{\an8}‪开什么玩笑！

219
00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:26,305
‪把枪放下！

220
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:31,185
‪真像那些被你杀的人会说的话！

221
00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:32,561
‪可恶！

222
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,231
‪我叫你别发怒 你没听懂吗？

223
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,651
‪靠愤怒无法拯救任何东西

224
00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:43,739
‪你亲身体会过 应该最能明白吧？

225
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:45,199
‪乔可

226
00:13:45,282 --> 00:13:47,785
‪先看清状况再说啦 老伯！

227
00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:50,663
‪我什么时候死都无所谓

228
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:54,625
‪反正一把年纪了
‪而且还染上不治之症

229
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:58,629
‪难道那时候的血是…

230
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:02,299
{\an8}‪但你如果再度露出獠牙

231
00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:06,303
{\an8}‪重返纷争不断的日子的话

232
00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:08,681
{\an8}‪我绝对会死不瞑目

233
00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:09,723
‪你这家伙！

234
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:11,267
‪我的故乡…

235
00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:15,020
‪是亚马逊深处的小部落

236
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,565
‪但部落的年轻人

237
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,609
‪被强势的外来文化蒙蔽了双眼

238
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,778
‪纷纷舍弃村庄 前往都市

239
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:26,490
‪但这座都市有什么？

240
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:30,578
‪所有人都为了自己能开心而不断斗争

241
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:34,248
‪因此消耗身心的能量 疲惫不堪

242
00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:39,378
‪斗争得来的喜悦并非真正的喜悦

243
00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:41,005
‪真正的喜悦

244
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:43,632
‪存在于和平的欢笑声中！

245
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:44,675
‪臭老头！

246
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:46,468
‪乔可

247
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:50,806
‪美洲豹是最强悍且高贵的生物

248
00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:55,019
‪它就像通灵人的灵魂

249
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:58,105
‪视野十分辽阔 并且能看清真相

250
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:01,609
‪我们相遇时

251
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:04,028
‪笼罩着你灵魂的愤怒

252
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:06,655
‪全被笑容之风吹走了

253
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:09,658
‪你能做到的

254
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,786
‪与米克的灵魂合而为一

255
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:15,247
‪成为高贵的美洲豹

256
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:18,417
‪你就是黑色美洲豹！

257
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:23,255
‪用笑容之风拯救世界吧

258
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:27,760
‪蠢蛋

259
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,141
‪“用笑容拯救世界”？

260
00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:38,896
‪这老伯又在讲不好笑的笑话了

261
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,025
‪我做就是了

262
00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:46,153
‪让所有人开怀大笑！

263
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:49,490
‪笑到能吹走一切！

264
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:52,618
{\an8}‪我要上了！

265
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,537
‪超灵体！

266
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,540
{\an8}‪搞笑之风！

267
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:06,298
‪这是…

268
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:10,594
‪我该做的只有一件事

269
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:14,098
{\an8}‪就是让他们捧腹大笑！

270
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:15,975
‪捧腹大笑？

271
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,353
‪还以为你想说什么

272
00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:23,649
‪没有比事先宣告的笑话更不好笑的了

273
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,527
‪那就接招吧！

274
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:29,947
‪我倾注所有巫力创造出的终极笑话！

275
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,117
{\an8}‪我们上吧 米克！

276
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,326
{\an8}‪超灵体！

277
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:37,162
{\an8}‪艾尔斯岩！

278
00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:50,676
‪这是…

279
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,470
‪他说的这个终极笑话

280
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:58,183
‪就是重现被称为
‪“地球肚脐”的艾尔斯岩吗？

281
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:03,272
‪果然给那混蛋躲开了

282
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,483
‪我就说吧！

283
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,361
‪而且无聊透顶！

284
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:11,655
‪BoZ 给我上！

285
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,657
‪把无趣的家伙打倒

286
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,951
‪这任务最适合无趣的你们去执行！

287
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,286
‪你这混蛋！

288
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:18,537
‪住手 轰隆轰隆

289
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,750
‪他的搞笑还没结束呢

290
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:26,628
‪靠近点看啊 佩约戴 难道你怕了？

291
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:32,134
‪因为你刚刚笑出声了嘛

292
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,554
‪我只是在嘲笑你

293
00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:37,890
‪这是…

294
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:41,018
‪他做拱桥姿势时的肚脐

295
00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:44,146
‪活像小型的地球肚脐！

296
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,482
‪袋鼠是我亲手做的

297
00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:50,986
‪这个无聊的小笑话居然藏了两个梗！

298
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:55,240
‪但你难道以为这样就能让我笑？

299
00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:04,458
‪你们怎么可以觉得好笑！

300
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,418
‪为什么？

301
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:09,129
‪他们被我的巫力操控

302
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,714
‪应该笑不出来

303
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,549
‪我把那些东西吹走了！

304
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:18,138
‪笑容之风能解放
‪被邪恶之物附身的灵魂

305
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:22,476
‪正如同那位老伯告诉我们的事

306
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:25,062
‪-干得好！
‪-乔可！

307
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:28,857
{\an8}‪像你这种不把人当人看的家伙

308
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:32,444
{\an8}‪无法驱使任何人行动！

309
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:40,953
‪居然过于情绪化用光所有巫力

310
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,372
‪看来我修炼得还不够

311
00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:45,707
‪接下来就交给你了

312
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:46,875
‪莲

313
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:49,419
‪干得好 乔可！

314
00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:54,341
‪你们要傻笑到什么时候？

315
00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:56,844
‪反正对我来说要收拾你

316
00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:59,847
‪无论有没有那些人偶

317
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,181
‪都是轻而易举！

318
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,229
‪他并非虚张声势！

319
00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:10,774
‪这男人的巫力远远胜过…

320
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:18,031
‪你太小看在我队伍的乔可了

321
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:20,659
‪那就是莲的实力？

322
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,202
‪不会吧！

323
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,079
‪他刚刚的巫力…

324
00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:26,623
‪“5721”

325
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,584
‪原来如此

326
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,670
‪难怪佩约戴会输

327
00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:35,924
‪我记得道莲的巫力应该不到1000吧？

328
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,134
‪他成长了

329
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:42,431
‪他之前首次见证了伟大精灵

330
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:47,853
‪当一个人遇上
‪能撼动价值观的巨大事物

331
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,522
‪就会得到一次机会

332
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:56,069
‪他紧紧地抓住了伟大精灵赐予的恩惠

333
00:19:57,362 --> 00:20:00,199
‪获胜的是莲队！

334
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:03,869
‪太好了 莲 我们终于赢了！

335
00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:05,662
‪你什么事都没做

336
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,123
‪天啊 你干什么？

337
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:11,084
‪要道谢的话就对那个男人说吧

338
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,378
‪虽然他的笑话很无聊

339
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:16,048
‪但却是位令人钦佩的队友

340
00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:18,175
‪是啊

341
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,261
‪你看到了吗 老伯？

342
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:26,475
‪我没让任何人死就获胜了

343
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:31,521
‪当时被你拯救的
‪侠伏特的伙伴们也在这里

344
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:35,525
‪虽然他们所有人都看不见灵

345
00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:39,529
‪但我们都已经是你部落的一员

346
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:44,868
‪米克将你的教诲全传授给我了

347
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:47,746
‪所以放心吧

348
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:52,626
‪真是危险的笑话

349
00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:55,379
‪但这只是个开始

350
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:58,548
‪你背负的东西可是很沉重的

351
00:20:58,632 --> 00:20:59,841
‪乔可

352
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,264
‪精彩！

353
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:08,350
‪可以讲一下现在的心情吗 主将？

354
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:13,981
‪叶 我一定会亲手打倒你！

355
00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:17,234
{\an8}‪这组唯一能留到最后的队伍

356
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,444
{\an8}‪就是莲队！

357
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:21,446
‪真是的

358
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:25,450
‪这才是道家继承人该有的样子

359
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,120
‪你是最棒的 莲！

360
00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:29,663
‪（恭喜莲大人）

361
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:31,540
‪老爸…

362
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,417
‪加油 莲！

363
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,502
‪姐姐也会陪着你！

364
00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:38,922
‪你的家人变得好开朗！

365
00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:41,508
‪我要宰了老爸

366
00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:46,138
‪莲他们相处得这么融洽 真是太好了

367
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:49,182
‪是说这种话的时候吗？

368
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:52,686
‪受不了 受到挑战还如此悠哉

369
00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:55,272
‪好歹该反击一下吧！

370
00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:57,149
‪放心吧 安娜

371
00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:00,068
‪就算现在不反击

372
00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:02,696
‪到时自然也能见真章

373
00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:08,910
‪抵达的时间晚了很多呢

374
00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:15,917
‪这套制服很适合你

375
00:22:17,085 --> 00:22:19,963
‪X-Laws的瑞瑟格戴佐

376
00:22:21,631 --> 00:22:24,009
‪下一场比赛要开始了

377
00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:26,553
‪加快脚步吧 马尔科

378
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{\an8}‪字幕翻译：莫彦