1 00:00:00,870 --> 00:00:02,306 [wind whooshing] 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:02,306 --> 00:00:05,309 [eerie synth music] 4 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:12,012 [bats chirping] [wings flapping] 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 6 00:00:17,495 --> 00:00:20,411 [pins clattering] 7 00:00:26,287 --> 00:00:27,375 ♪ Oooh yeah 8 00:00:27,375 --> 00:00:32,380 ♪ Oh 9 00:00:34,556 --> 00:00:37,907 ♪ Here in the darkness 10 00:00:37,907 --> 00:00:41,563 ♪ Here in the darkness 11 00:00:41,563 --> 00:00:45,175 ♪ Here in the darkness 12 00:00:45,175 --> 00:00:47,873 ♪ Here in the darkness 13 00:00:47,873 --> 00:00:50,050 ♪ Oh yeah 14 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:10,896 [eerie synth music continues] 15 00:01:17,947 --> 00:01:21,994 ♪ Here in the darkness 16 00:01:21,994 --> 00:01:24,475 [light music] 17 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,237 - I wonder what tonight will be like. 18 00:01:47,237 --> 00:01:48,891 - It'll be life changing. 19 00:01:48,891 --> 00:01:51,111 - You think it'll be worth it? 20 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,809 - My older brother was a Sig Ep, and the girls that went 21 00:01:53,809 --> 00:01:57,639 to their parties never paid for a drink, ever. 22 00:01:57,639 --> 00:01:59,510 - I was thinking more like my future. 23 00:01:59,510 --> 00:02:02,078 Like, will this help me find a better job? 24 00:02:02,078 --> 00:02:03,993 Get a better man? 25 00:02:03,993 --> 00:02:05,734 - [scoffs] You don't need a man to get through life. 26 00:02:05,734 --> 00:02:07,475 - I know I don't need one. 27 00:02:07,475 --> 00:02:09,651 But what's wrong with the girl wanting one? 28 00:02:10,869 --> 00:02:12,654 - Put it this way. 29 00:02:12,654 --> 00:02:16,658 Four or five, maybe six years without buying a drink? 30 00:02:16,658 --> 00:02:19,487 Imagine the shoes you could get with all those savings. 31 00:02:19,487 --> 00:02:21,489 - [laughs] Here, come help me hang this. 32 00:02:24,318 --> 00:02:25,232 Here, baby. 33 00:02:30,585 --> 00:02:33,022 So, do you think there will be any boys tonight? 34 00:02:34,371 --> 00:02:35,546 - It's a sorority. 35 00:02:35,546 --> 00:02:36,939 There are no boys. 36 00:02:36,939 --> 00:02:38,723 Then what is the point? 37 00:02:38,723 --> 00:02:39,855 - Point is... 38 00:02:39,855 --> 00:02:41,726 - The point is. 39 00:02:41,726 --> 00:02:43,598 - Being up Pi Ep is not just about your time here 40 00:02:43,598 --> 00:02:44,642 at the university. 41 00:02:44,642 --> 00:02:46,253 It is a way of life. 42 00:02:48,037 --> 00:02:51,910 No man shall ever fulfill the needs of a sister. 43 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:54,522 No man shall ever fill the void of a sister. 44 00:02:54,522 --> 00:02:56,176 - No man shall fill my void. 45 00:02:57,220 --> 00:02:58,134 - Then what's the point? 46 00:02:58,134 --> 00:02:59,657 - I know, right? 47 00:02:59,657 --> 00:03:02,486 - For a Pi Ep has no void to fill. 48 00:03:02,486 --> 00:03:04,314 - Don't get near my void. 49 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,361 [girls chuckling] 50 00:03:07,361 --> 00:03:08,188 - Something funny, ladies? 51 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,058 - No ma'am. 52 00:03:11,016 --> 00:03:12,192 - Then why are you laughing, bitch? 53 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,193 - Language. 54 00:03:14,933 --> 00:03:17,806 I won't have that kind of language in my house, please. 55 00:03:17,806 --> 00:03:19,677 You know that. 56 00:03:19,677 --> 00:03:21,766 - But Auntie Snake, these two were being insolent towards- 57 00:03:21,766 --> 00:03:23,028 - I know what was going on. 58 00:03:23,028 --> 00:03:24,247 Auntie knows everything. 59 00:03:25,335 --> 00:03:27,424 - They need to learn obedience. 60 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:32,516 - Are these two young ladies Pi Ep Delta sisters yet? 61 00:03:33,387 --> 00:03:34,910 - No, Auntie. 62 00:03:35,998 --> 00:03:38,174 - Then they're off the hook. 63 00:03:38,174 --> 00:03:39,915 - You can't just let them get away with every little thing. 64 00:03:39,915 --> 00:03:41,482 It'll be anarchy! - Tiffany. 65 00:03:41,482 --> 00:03:42,439 - Yes? 66 00:03:42,439 --> 00:03:43,571 - Shut up. 67 00:03:43,571 --> 00:03:45,747 [girls giggling] 68 00:03:45,747 --> 00:03:49,229 [Tiffany scoffs] 69 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:53,015 - Can I speak with you in private? 70 00:03:54,408 --> 00:03:55,235 - Of course. 71 00:03:57,193 --> 00:03:59,587 - You scrubs are dismissed. 72 00:03:59,587 --> 00:04:02,154 Go clean yourselves up, look your best, 73 00:04:02,154 --> 00:04:05,375 and please, pretend to be perfect little pledges. 74 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:06,768 - Yes ma'am. 75 00:04:06,768 --> 00:04:08,248 Come on. 76 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,118 Sorority sisters! 77 00:04:12,817 --> 00:04:14,254 - [Auntie Snake] What's eating you? 78 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,516 - Nothing. 79 00:04:15,516 --> 00:04:17,996 I mean everything. 80 00:04:17,996 --> 00:04:21,261 This house, it's pathetic. 81 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,175 - I don't know, it's a little run down, 82 00:04:23,175 --> 00:04:24,655 but still has its charm. 83 00:04:24,655 --> 00:04:27,136 - Not the house house, the sorority. 84 00:04:27,136 --> 00:04:29,181 It's, it's lame. 85 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:31,706 - It sure is. 86 00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:37,712 What I mean is, Pi Delta have always been 87 00:04:37,712 --> 00:04:41,368 the stink end of the sorority stick. 88 00:04:41,368 --> 00:04:45,110 Ingrates, degenerates, outcasts. 89 00:04:46,590 --> 00:04:49,289 Filled with bad grades and easy, fast girls. 90 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:52,596 And God, I miss those days. 91 00:04:54,076 --> 00:04:55,686 - Excuse me? 92 00:04:55,686 --> 00:04:58,820 The legacy of the Pi Delts is rife with... 93 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:03,694 Okay, well, oh no, maybe we are degenerates. 94 00:05:03,694 --> 00:05:05,217 Is that what people think of us? 95 00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:11,311 - In our day, we wore it like a badge of honor. 96 00:05:12,747 --> 00:05:14,879 Our walks of shame were legendary. 97 00:05:16,881 --> 00:05:19,710 - So this is why we have fewer pledges every year? 98 00:05:19,710 --> 00:05:21,973 - How many pledges do you have this year? 99 00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:23,192 - Including Ginger and Devin? 100 00:05:23,192 --> 00:05:24,846 - [Auntie Snake] Mmhm. 101 00:05:24,846 --> 00:05:25,673 - Two. 102 00:05:27,501 --> 00:05:29,024 - I like them. 103 00:05:29,024 --> 00:05:30,547 - Yeah. 104 00:05:30,547 --> 00:05:32,419 - Those girls have spark. 105 00:05:32,419 --> 00:05:35,813 Those are the types that are gonna bring in more girls. 106 00:05:35,813 --> 00:05:38,207 - [nervous chuckling] Well, if they don't, 107 00:05:38,207 --> 00:05:41,384 we might lose our house and our sorority standing. 108 00:05:41,384 --> 00:05:43,647 We can't afford to pay dues without them. 109 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:48,391 - You know, our lack of pledges goes way deeper 110 00:05:48,391 --> 00:05:49,740 than our reputation. 111 00:05:51,612 --> 00:05:54,832 The real reason girls don't pledge here anymore is... 112 00:05:57,574 --> 00:05:59,359 the house has a curse on it. 113 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,317 - [scoffs] Here we go again. 114 00:06:01,317 --> 00:06:02,797 Yeah, yeah, I know. 115 00:06:02,797 --> 00:06:05,408 One pledge night your sister, Spider, 116 00:06:05,408 --> 00:06:08,803 accidentally unleashed something evil. 117 00:06:08,803 --> 00:06:09,717 Get real. 118 00:06:11,501 --> 00:06:14,635 What parents named their daughter Spider and Snake? 119 00:06:14,635 --> 00:06:17,028 - We were conceived at a petting zoo. 120 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:21,685 Anyway, that's all true. 121 00:06:23,339 --> 00:06:27,778 My sister's a lifelong criminal, but she wasn't a liar. 122 00:06:31,303 --> 00:06:34,045 [birds chirping] 123 00:06:39,573 --> 00:06:40,748 [eerie synth music] 124 00:06:40,748 --> 00:06:43,881 It was a dark and stormy night. 125 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:45,927 - [Sarah] Was it? 126 00:06:47,363 --> 00:06:48,625 - [Auntie Snake] Okay, it wasn't stormy. 127 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:50,192 It was dark. 128 00:06:50,192 --> 00:06:54,065 They were just three young super hot girls. 129 00:06:54,065 --> 00:06:55,806 Oh look, there's Spider. 130 00:06:56,807 --> 00:06:57,939 Hey, sis. 131 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:02,073 That one was Taffy, and there's Lisa. 132 00:07:03,814 --> 00:07:08,515 - Lisa and Taffy, gonna break into the bowling alley 133 00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:10,430 at the mall tonight. 134 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:11,822 Bring me back some kind of souvenir 135 00:07:11,822 --> 00:07:13,389 as proof that you were there. 136 00:07:13,389 --> 00:07:15,652 - Please, we have to pass this initiation. 137 00:07:15,652 --> 00:07:17,437 Oh, please? 138 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:18,916 - I don't know. 139 00:07:18,916 --> 00:07:20,396 - We'll do it. 140 00:07:20,396 --> 00:07:21,615 - Good, then it's set. 141 00:07:23,138 --> 00:07:24,313 You'll break into the bowling alley. 142 00:07:24,313 --> 00:07:25,836 You'll bring back a trophy here 143 00:07:27,272 --> 00:07:28,578 and then you'll be part of the sorority. 144 00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:30,972 - [Auntie Snake] That's how they ended up 145 00:07:30,972 --> 00:07:32,495 at the bowling alley. 146 00:07:32,495 --> 00:07:33,931 It was some kind of initiation prank. 147 00:07:35,629 --> 00:07:37,805 I never got all the details of what happened, 148 00:07:40,024 --> 00:07:42,766 other than whatever it was that was released, 149 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:44,855 caused a night of terror. 150 00:07:50,339 --> 00:07:51,471 My sister was the only one who made it out 151 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,037 of that bowling alley alive. 152 00:07:57,085 --> 00:07:59,914 Lisa and Taffy never even got to see their boobs drop. 153 00:08:01,437 --> 00:08:03,657 - [Sarah] Tons of holes in that story. 154 00:08:03,657 --> 00:08:04,832 What happened to Spider? 155 00:08:06,747 --> 00:08:09,445 - You know the license plate on your car? 156 00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:11,621 Let's just say she made that. 157 00:08:11,621 --> 00:08:13,797 - She became an artist? 158 00:08:13,797 --> 00:08:16,191 - Yeah, she went nuts and became 159 00:08:16,191 --> 00:08:18,193 a career criminal, you idiot. 160 00:08:21,718 --> 00:08:23,590 After I saw what she'd become, 161 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:27,202 I vowed I would dedicate my life to protecting girls, 162 00:08:27,202 --> 00:08:29,552 like you ungrateful wretches. 163 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:31,467 - Great story. 164 00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:34,557 Let me guess, you found the key to the liquor cabinet. 165 00:08:38,474 --> 00:08:39,475 - I give up. 166 00:08:45,089 --> 00:08:46,613 [upbeat dance music] 167 00:08:46,613 --> 00:08:49,529 ♪ I've been watching you 168 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:53,533 ♪ I, I, I've been watching you 169 00:08:55,404 --> 00:08:58,668 - Gosh, I really hope tonight goes well. 170 00:08:58,668 --> 00:08:59,756 - What could go wrong? 171 00:09:01,279 --> 00:09:02,977 - I don't know, like, if we put in all this work 172 00:09:02,977 --> 00:09:05,675 and they don't even choose us? 173 00:09:05,675 --> 00:09:07,372 - They have to choose us. 174 00:09:07,372 --> 00:09:08,286 We're the only two. 175 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,510 You sit here and worry, I'm gonna go wash off all that dust. 176 00:09:17,165 --> 00:09:20,777 - Oh, you got a little right here. [laughs] 177 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:30,482 [energetic music] 178 00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:01,775 - Go, go! - There's a spider! 179 00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:06,910 [energetic music continues] 180 00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:34,721 - Holy crud, the pledges are top notch this year! 181 00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:36,853 - I just wish there were more of them. 182 00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:39,639 - You wouldn't know what to do with any of them anyways. 183 00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:46,863 - You're a bonafide genius. 184 00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:47,864 - Show me the monkey. 185 00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:48,691 Move that POV, bro. 186 00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:54,175 [energetic music continues] 187 00:10:58,483 --> 00:11:03,445 - Come here, Mr. Cuddles. [smooches] 188 00:11:07,014 --> 00:11:10,017 - These chicks are full on free spirits. 189 00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:11,888 - This is your greatest work yet, bro. 190 00:11:13,237 --> 00:11:15,457 - I consider this charity work. 191 00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:18,765 I do it for free, 'cause it's for the people. 192 00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:20,114 - Hold up, here she comes. 193 00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:27,904 - Who's your little friend? 194 00:11:27,904 --> 00:11:31,429 - It's Mr. Cuddles, and he wuvs you. 195 00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:35,695 And I wuv Mr. Cuddles right back. [smooches] 196 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,392 - It's all happening tonight! 197 00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:48,272 - [Dinger] Work it, baby! 198 00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:49,709 - Who is that? 199 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:50,710 - We're busted. 200 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:51,711 - Evasive maneuvers. 201 00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:53,582 - Huh? 202 00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:54,409 - Hide! 203 00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:58,108 [light music] 204 00:12:06,073 --> 00:12:07,639 - Attention, slobs. 205 00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,860 - Five minutes until the ceremony. 206 00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:11,731 - We'll be there. 207 00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:15,386 - You better be, otherwise it's [clears throat]. 208 00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:22,567 You heard her, tick tock. 209 00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:27,834 [girls giggling] 210 00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,226 - Help me get into my gown. 211 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,500 - Crisis averted. 212 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:43,371 - That was close. 213 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,896 - Oh, guys, guys. 214 00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:49,899 [upbeat rock music] 215 00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:58,516 Dibs! 216 00:12:58,516 --> 00:12:59,866 - Hell no, bro. 217 00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:00,736 - I called it. 218 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:05,697 [upbeat rock music continues] 219 00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:25,805 - Now we can't see anything. 220 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,589 - Maybe it's a sign that what we are doing here 221 00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:28,590 is completely wrong. 222 00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,813 - [All] Nah. 223 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,684 - We gotta move that camera back into a position, bro. 224 00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:38,121 - What fool's stupid enough to climb up there and do that? 225 00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:42,822 Why are you looking at me? 226 00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:54,224 [light music] 227 00:13:57,575 --> 00:14:00,230 - I can't believe there are only two of us pledges tonight. 228 00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:01,666 - Three. 229 00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:03,277 - Wait, where do you come from? 230 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:05,583 - The streets, what's it to you? 231 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,324 - I haven't seen you around. 232 00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:09,370 Um, do you go to this school? 233 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,548 - School of hard knocks, you know? 234 00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:15,898 - I guess that's a private school. 235 00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:18,031 - Well, I'm Ginger. 236 00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:18,945 - And I'm Devin. 237 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:21,686 - Okay. 238 00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:25,081 - Bitsy. 239 00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:26,648 - Bitsy? 240 00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:27,954 Interesting name. 241 00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:29,607 - Yeah well, Devin isn't. 242 00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:31,696 It sounds like a dude. 243 00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:32,741 - Oh, it can go both ways. 244 00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:34,699 - No one cares. 245 00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:37,180 [dramatic music] 246 00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:38,529 - The ceremony hath begun. 247 00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:40,792 [cymbal crashes] 248 00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:42,794 - So sorry, Sarah. 249 00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:43,621 I mean, Madam. 250 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:52,195 - You two low lifes before me have chosen- 251 00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:54,632 - Um, Sarah? [clears throat] 252 00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:56,852 Madam, there's three of them now. 253 00:14:56,852 --> 00:14:58,332 They're multiplying. 254 00:14:58,332 --> 00:15:00,900 - Holy shit, there are three of you, huh. 255 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:04,164 [clears throat] You three low lifes 256 00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:08,255 before me have chosen the esteemed Pi Epsilon Delta 257 00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:10,953 sorority sisterhood as your forever home. 258 00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:15,958 But has the Pi Delta sisterhood chosen you? 259 00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:20,310 Are you worthy to wear the badge of solidarity? 260 00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:24,358 To forever pursue enlightenment through partnership 261 00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:25,663 with your fellow sisters? 262 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:26,490 - Yes. 263 00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:30,581 - That was rhetorical, low life. 264 00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:33,193 - Oh, I'm sorry, but I will, for the record. 265 00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:34,281 - Silence. 266 00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:39,329 - Are you worthy of adorning yourselves 267 00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:42,898 in our Pi Delt letters to wear them with courage? 268 00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:48,034 Are you ready to spit in the eye of mediocrity? 269 00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:50,340 And will you never get behind on your dues? 270 00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:54,736 That is where I would like a response. 271 00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:55,998 - Oh, oh, oh, sure. 272 00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:57,043 - Yes, totally. 273 00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:01,134 - Speak. 274 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,791 - Hm, good enough for me. 275 00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:11,318 You are no longer sleazoids and low lifes. 276 00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:16,323 You are now members, nay, family, of the sisterhood. 277 00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:20,544 Welcome to Pi Epsilon Delta. 278 00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:25,549 - Yay! [giggles] - Radical. 279 00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:27,290 - Um, Sarah. 280 00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:29,814 I mean, well, princess. 281 00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:32,774 There's still a lot more in the ceremony. 282 00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:34,297 - Mm, who cares? 283 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:36,125 - Huh? 284 00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:37,997 - I needed to get them on board before they fell asleep. 285 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,042 - Okay, but in accordance to the bylaws 286 00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,652 set forth by the elders- 287 00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:44,090 - Screw the elders, Tiffany. [chuckles] 288 00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:46,570 - Okay, but what about all this? 289 00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:49,008 It's my favorite part. 290 00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:53,621 - Sisters, since we now have a vote, 291 00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:57,581 who would like some of this? 292 00:16:57,581 --> 00:17:00,193 - You get near me with that thing, you'll be eating it. 293 00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:08,114 - Anyone interested in this? 294 00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:10,159 - That looks kinda ouchie. 295 00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:17,036 - Any problems or allergies with these? 296 00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:18,994 - I'm cool. 297 00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:20,256 - No problem. 298 00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:22,867 [upbeat music] 299 00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:38,840 [girls exclaiming and laughing] 300 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:42,148 [whipped cream hissing] 301 00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:52,549 - Turkey's really missing this. 302 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,075 - Almost there? 303 00:17:57,859 --> 00:18:01,254 [upbeat music continues] 304 00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:06,259 [girls exclaiming] 305 00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:10,393 [Auntie Snake clears throat] 306 00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:12,134 - All right, ladies. 307 00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:14,180 Pledge night is not over yet. 308 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,878 There is one final task that you need to do, 309 00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:19,489 so go on upstairs and get cleaned up, hustle. 310 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,710 - [Auntie Snake] Final task? 311 00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:24,451 There hasn't been a final task in years. 312 00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:26,061 - With all due respect, 313 00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:29,325 take a chill pill, or a bottle in your case. 314 00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:30,500 - You're so dead later. 315 00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:36,637 Not your thing? 316 00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:37,725 - Hardly. 317 00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:39,814 - I don't blame you. 318 00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:43,383 Never hurts to cut loose now and then. 319 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,342 - You don't know me. 320 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,301 - Auntie Snake. 321 00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:50,433 Now you know me. 322 00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:53,219 - What kind of name is Snake? 323 00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:55,351 - A damn cool one. 324 00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:56,396 And you are? 325 00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:58,441 - Bitsy. 326 00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:00,313 - You're making fun of my name? 327 00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:03,142 - It's a nickname given to me as a baby. 328 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:06,057 Whenever I was dropped off at the orphanage. 329 00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:07,842 I kind of showed up on a rainy night. 330 00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:10,888 You know, like I went down a water spout. 331 00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:15,066 [poignant music] 332 00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:17,765 What are you doing? 333 00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:19,984 - Sorry, you had whipped cream in your hair. 334 00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:34,085 [eclectic music] 335 00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:43,182 [shoes squeaking] 336 00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:55,106 [girls chattering indistinctly] 337 00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:58,240 [Turkey crashes into bushes] 338 00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,023 - Pi Epsilon Delta! 339 00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:03,593 [Turkey yells] 340 00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:04,855 - Did you guys hear that? 341 00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:10,339 - Look, I'm not the one for handouts, buts- 342 00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:12,123 - You can se the shower. 343 00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:13,560 - Hm, double the bubbles? 344 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:14,735 - I suppose. 345 00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:16,040 Keep your hands to yourself. 346 00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:23,831 [relaxing jazz music] 347 00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:25,224 - Bro, did you fix the camera? 348 00:20:26,703 --> 00:20:28,618 - Bro, we're gonna miss the best part. 349 00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:41,849 - Want me to share one? 350 00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:42,850 Here you go. 351 00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:50,684 We're Pi Eps! 352 00:20:52,163 --> 00:20:53,817 - I cant believe it. 353 00:20:57,734 --> 00:21:00,346 Look at the little bubble, boop! 354 00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:04,698 [girls laughing] 355 00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:08,615 [girls exclaiming] 356 00:21:14,751 --> 00:21:16,144 Yeah, soap me up! 357 00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:21,845 [tense music] 358 00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:25,284 - You didn't inform me of me of the final task. 359 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,024 - Oh, it's nothing. 360 00:21:27,024 --> 00:21:30,593 It's, it's just a little debauchery in the bowling alley. 361 00:21:30,593 --> 00:21:32,378 - The bowling alley? 362 00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:33,727 That place is off limits. 363 00:21:33,727 --> 00:21:35,598 - It's tradition. 364 00:21:35,598 --> 00:21:38,645 - It was one time and we know how that turned out. 365 00:21:38,645 --> 00:21:40,168 - Do we? 366 00:21:40,168 --> 00:21:41,735 That is why the sorority is failing. 367 00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:44,781 There's a lack of tradition of what once 368 00:21:44,781 --> 00:21:47,306 used to be a great organization for girls. 369 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,960 This will be a bonding experience. 370 00:21:51,658 --> 00:21:53,660 - You better hope that Auntie Snake doesn't find out. 371 00:21:56,706 --> 00:22:00,057 - Who cares? [chuckles] 372 00:22:04,235 --> 00:22:06,368 - What do you think this task is all about tonight? 373 00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:08,152 - Deathly boring, most likely. 374 00:22:10,285 --> 00:22:14,245 - I want you downstairs and ready in five minutes. 375 00:22:14,245 --> 00:22:15,421 Chop chop. 376 00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:16,944 - We're missing it! 377 00:22:16,944 --> 00:22:18,380 - You want me to kill myself over this? 378 00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:19,250 - Give me that. 379 00:22:23,603 --> 00:22:25,039 - Which one of you did this? 380 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:29,086 Was it you? 381 00:22:29,086 --> 00:22:30,871 - I would never do something like that. 382 00:22:32,655 --> 00:22:33,830 - You? 383 00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:35,789 - It wasn't little old me. 384 00:22:38,748 --> 00:22:41,229 - Then it had to have been you. 385 00:22:47,453 --> 00:22:49,803 - You guys, why does this have a blinking eye? 386 00:23:00,291 --> 00:23:01,118 - Busted. 387 00:23:06,210 --> 00:23:07,081 - You think they nailed us? 388 00:23:07,081 --> 00:23:07,908 - Never. 389 00:23:11,172 --> 00:23:12,391 - I think they nailed us. 390 00:23:16,264 --> 00:23:18,135 - We'd love to stay and chat, ladies, 391 00:23:18,135 --> 00:23:20,399 but we were just passing by. 392 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:23,227 - Just happened to be in the neighborhood, huh? 393 00:23:23,227 --> 00:23:24,751 - Yes, but not yours. 394 00:23:24,751 --> 00:23:26,796 We were nowhere near this place, bro. 395 00:23:26,796 --> 00:23:29,408 - Watching a little movie, were we? 396 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:30,713 - Movies? 397 00:23:30,713 --> 00:23:32,236 Who has the time? 398 00:23:33,716 --> 00:23:36,197 - No tea for me, thanks. 399 00:23:36,197 --> 00:23:38,721 - So you'll have no problem when the police arrive. 400 00:23:40,157 --> 00:23:41,245 - You called the po po? 401 00:23:41,245 --> 00:23:42,246 - Oh no, no. 402 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:45,902 - Crapola. 403 00:23:45,902 --> 00:23:49,515 - Look, busters, we're onto you pervs. 404 00:23:49,515 --> 00:23:53,693 That was a strict violation of our personal privacy. 405 00:23:53,693 --> 00:23:56,696 That was a severe offense in the eyes of the law. 406 00:23:56,696 --> 00:23:58,915 - Punishable by death, fuckers. 407 00:23:58,915 --> 00:24:00,743 - Please no, my mom will kill my dead body 408 00:24:00,743 --> 00:24:02,179 if she finds out about this. 409 00:24:02,179 --> 00:24:05,444 - Well, maybe there's a way out. 410 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,054 - We'll do anything. 411 00:24:07,054 --> 00:24:08,229 - Anything. 412 00:24:08,229 --> 00:24:10,100 - What do we say, sisters? 413 00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:12,625 We give these numbskulls a chance to redeem themselves? 414 00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:14,757 - I say we paddle their asses till they cry 415 00:24:14,757 --> 00:24:16,106 like little girls. 416 00:24:16,106 --> 00:24:17,107 [boys laughing] 417 00:24:17,107 --> 00:24:19,370 - Harsh, but negotiable. 418 00:24:21,198 --> 00:24:23,374 - Just tell us what we need to do. 419 00:24:24,985 --> 00:24:26,813 - You Neanderthals have a car? 420 00:24:27,901 --> 00:24:28,858 - We got wheels. 421 00:24:30,599 --> 00:24:32,862 - The three of you are gonna drive us somewhere. 422 00:24:32,862 --> 00:24:34,385 - You kicking in for gas? 423 00:24:34,385 --> 00:24:35,604 - After we kick in your ass. 424 00:24:35,604 --> 00:24:37,519 - Okay, easy. 425 00:24:38,955 --> 00:24:40,391 Just tell us where we need to go. 426 00:24:42,393 --> 00:24:44,961 [upbeat music] 427 00:25:10,987 --> 00:25:14,425 [upbeat music continues] 428 00:25:35,490 --> 00:25:38,232 - Bowling, now? 429 00:25:38,232 --> 00:25:40,016 - It's closed, you fool. 430 00:25:40,016 --> 00:25:43,019 - Well, it won't be very fun, then. 431 00:25:43,019 --> 00:25:45,152 - What's the task? 432 00:25:45,152 --> 00:25:46,327 - I like you. 433 00:25:46,327 --> 00:25:47,546 You get down to the bottom line. 434 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,025 - I like her bottom line. 435 00:25:51,158 --> 00:25:52,638 Just sayin'. 436 00:25:52,638 --> 00:25:55,336 - You all know the sordid history 437 00:25:55,336 --> 00:25:57,991 of the Pi Epsilon Delta sorority. 438 00:25:57,991 --> 00:26:02,996 The thievery, the unsolved murders of our legacy sisters. 439 00:26:04,084 --> 00:26:06,260 All of that started right here. 440 00:26:08,001 --> 00:26:11,265 This bowling alley is ground zero for all those years 441 00:26:11,265 --> 00:26:13,702 of talking about us behind our backs, 442 00:26:13,702 --> 00:26:17,532 phony baloney curses, and body count bullshit. 443 00:26:17,532 --> 00:26:20,753 All of that ends tonight. 444 00:26:20,753 --> 00:26:24,060 - Piss on those curses and baloney. 445 00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:27,542 - A Pi Epsilon Delta never wavers, 446 00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:31,502 never shies from adversity and never gives up. 447 00:26:31,502 --> 00:26:33,374 - Never, ever. 448 00:26:33,374 --> 00:26:36,638 - Your task is the very same one given to those sisters 449 00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:38,379 all those years ago. 450 00:26:39,772 --> 00:26:41,904 Steal the trophy, 451 00:26:41,904 --> 00:26:45,081 bring it back to the the house, and with it, 452 00:26:45,081 --> 00:26:48,694 bring back glory to the Pi Epsilon Delta Sorority. 453 00:26:48,694 --> 00:26:50,478 - Yes! [claps] 454 00:26:50,478 --> 00:26:52,219 - [Sarah] Come on girls, let's go. 455 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,617 Shit, I didn't count on that. 456 00:27:00,401 --> 00:27:02,882 [light music] 457 00:27:11,717 --> 00:27:13,414 Did you learn that in juvie? 458 00:27:14,807 --> 00:27:18,375 [Bitsy exclaims mockingly] 459 00:27:19,463 --> 00:27:20,769 - You coming with? 460 00:27:20,769 --> 00:27:22,553 - No, we're staying out here. 461 00:27:22,553 --> 00:27:23,642 This is your task. 462 00:27:25,078 --> 00:27:25,905 - Suit yourself. 463 00:27:31,301 --> 00:27:36,306 - Bro. 464 00:27:37,220 --> 00:27:37,568 - It's a paradise. 465 00:27:40,093 --> 00:27:41,311 - It's perfect. 466 00:27:46,142 --> 00:27:47,709 - Where's the trophy? 467 00:27:47,709 --> 00:27:50,016 Let's nab it and get the fuck outta here. 468 00:27:50,016 --> 00:27:52,018 - Yes, of course my fine lady. 469 00:27:52,888 --> 00:27:54,281 But first? 470 00:27:54,281 --> 00:27:55,848 - We have some fun. 471 00:27:55,848 --> 00:27:57,980 - Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, 472 00:27:57,980 --> 00:27:58,981 - [Guys] We bowl. 473 00:28:02,071 --> 00:28:03,943 - I won't try nothing. 474 00:28:03,943 --> 00:28:07,555 - Well, you might regret it if you don't. [giggles] 475 00:28:11,907 --> 00:28:13,256 - Ugh, get real. 476 00:28:15,215 --> 00:28:18,566 [energetic dance music] 477 00:28:39,848 --> 00:28:42,764 [bottles clinking] 478 00:28:43,939 --> 00:28:46,725 [girls laughing] 479 00:28:50,467 --> 00:28:54,602 [energetic dance music continues] 480 00:29:00,042 --> 00:29:02,784 [girls laughing] 481 00:29:15,057 --> 00:29:17,886 [pins clattering] 482 00:29:30,464 --> 00:29:33,206 [girls laughing] 483 00:29:35,164 --> 00:29:39,342 [energetic dance music continues] 484 00:29:53,966 --> 00:29:56,795 [pins clattering] 485 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:02,148 - They could be in there all night. 486 00:30:02,148 --> 00:30:03,453 Are we just gonna wait out here? 487 00:30:03,453 --> 00:30:05,325 - Not even. 488 00:30:05,325 --> 00:30:06,805 - We're going back to the house? 489 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:08,502 - We're going inside. 490 00:30:08,502 --> 00:30:10,852 I had the boys from Sig Ep rig the place. 491 00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:12,811 - Sweetness! 492 00:30:15,248 --> 00:30:16,510 - Come on. 493 00:30:16,510 --> 00:30:17,598 [Tiffany squeals] 494 00:30:17,598 --> 00:30:18,773 We need to be quiet. 495 00:30:26,912 --> 00:30:29,088 - What are you, my chaperone? 496 00:30:29,088 --> 00:30:30,393 - People call me Turkey. 497 00:30:30,393 --> 00:30:31,394 - I'll bet they do. 498 00:30:34,528 --> 00:30:36,269 - You need a brewski to wash that down? 499 00:30:36,269 --> 00:30:37,226 - Brewski? 500 00:30:37,226 --> 00:30:38,227 Are you serious? 501 00:30:44,277 --> 00:30:46,583 - I think I'm in love. 502 00:30:46,583 --> 00:30:48,324 [light music] 503 00:30:48,324 --> 00:30:51,588 [cash register chimes] 504 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:55,027 Right on. 505 00:31:04,340 --> 00:31:05,864 - Hey. 506 00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:07,604 Wanna knock the dust off some balls? 507 00:31:07,604 --> 00:31:08,823 - Excuse me? 508 00:31:10,042 --> 00:31:11,957 [laughs nervously] I don't know. 509 00:31:11,957 --> 00:31:14,437 I haven't done it since I was a kid. 510 00:31:14,437 --> 00:31:15,743 - You can't be worse than me. 511 00:31:15,743 --> 00:31:16,570 Come on. 512 00:31:18,050 --> 00:31:19,312 Just take the ball lightly, but firm. 513 00:31:19,312 --> 00:31:20,835 Here, take a few steps back. 514 00:31:22,097 --> 00:31:23,272 - Like this? 515 00:31:23,272 --> 00:31:24,404 - Just like that, good form. 516 00:31:24,404 --> 00:31:26,232 - What's next? 517 00:31:26,232 --> 00:31:28,364 - Then you walk real fast and funny to the line. 518 00:31:28,364 --> 00:31:31,193 Throw that thing as far as you can, down the lane. 519 00:31:31,193 --> 00:31:32,803 - Fast and funny, huh? 520 00:31:32,803 --> 00:31:34,893 - Hey, it's a guaranteed strike every time. 521 00:31:36,024 --> 00:31:37,634 - Well then, here goes nothing. 522 00:31:46,556 --> 00:31:48,645 Your instructions kind of suck. 523 00:31:48,645 --> 00:31:50,778 - Well, you weren't fast or funny enough. 524 00:32:00,483 --> 00:32:02,007 - 10 points for form, 525 00:32:03,791 --> 00:32:07,229 but uh, you've never really bowled before, have you? 526 00:32:07,229 --> 00:32:09,275 - Negative, not once. 527 00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:19,894 - Now watch this. 528 00:32:22,070 --> 00:32:24,768 [intense music] 529 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:28,816 [pins clattering] 530 00:32:30,513 --> 00:32:33,125 - Okay, bro, you're a hustler. 531 00:32:33,125 --> 00:32:35,388 - Now let me show you how to do it. 532 00:32:42,395 --> 00:32:43,570 - Stand up straight. 533 00:32:45,050 --> 00:32:48,314 A little to the left, and hold it like this. 534 00:32:53,275 --> 00:32:55,060 [pins clattering] 535 00:32:55,060 --> 00:32:57,932 - Hey, I'm a quick learner, huh? 536 00:32:57,932 --> 00:32:59,238 - Totally teachable. 537 00:33:00,369 --> 00:33:03,546 [soft music] 538 00:33:03,546 --> 00:33:05,287 - Something bothering you? 539 00:33:07,159 --> 00:33:07,986 - Duh. 540 00:33:09,030 --> 00:33:10,597 - Duh, what? 541 00:33:10,597 --> 00:33:12,816 - Obviously, I'm still mad at you. 542 00:33:12,816 --> 00:33:14,688 - I said I was sorry. 543 00:33:14,688 --> 00:33:17,256 - Yeah, but what you guys said was really crummy, 544 00:33:17,256 --> 00:33:19,823 and you're only sorry 'cause it got busted. 545 00:33:19,823 --> 00:33:21,912 - It was just a college prank. 546 00:33:21,912 --> 00:33:26,178 - Well, it wasn't cool and I did not like it at all. 547 00:33:26,178 --> 00:33:28,702 - Just tell me what I can do to make it up to you. 548 00:33:29,833 --> 00:33:30,834 - Probably nothing. 549 00:33:32,271 --> 00:33:35,187 - I know, they say the way to a woman's heart, 550 00:33:37,058 --> 00:33:38,625 is a brand new pair of shoes. 551 00:33:39,713 --> 00:33:42,020 But wait, there's more. 552 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,674 [upbeat music] 553 00:33:44,674 --> 00:33:47,416 [Ginger giggles] 554 00:33:48,635 --> 00:33:50,115 I truly am sorry. 555 00:33:50,115 --> 00:33:51,072 Apology accepted? 556 00:33:54,597 --> 00:33:56,121 - None of these shoes are even my size. 557 00:33:56,121 --> 00:33:58,384 - Oh, gimme a break. 558 00:33:58,384 --> 00:34:00,125 I'm sorry, 559 00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:01,735 I'm sorry, I'm sorry - Okay, I accept, I accept, 560 00:34:01,735 --> 00:34:05,913 I accept, I accept, I accept! [giggles] 561 00:34:05,913 --> 00:34:06,740 Accepted! 562 00:34:09,482 --> 00:34:11,832 - What a bunch of boring hoes. 563 00:34:11,832 --> 00:34:14,530 - I don't know, I'm kind of liking it. 564 00:34:14,530 --> 00:34:16,315 Then again- 565 00:34:16,315 --> 00:34:17,359 - They haven't even looked for the trophy yet. 566 00:34:18,578 --> 00:34:20,058 If this doesn't pick up, 567 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:21,711 we may have to goose them a little. 568 00:34:26,847 --> 00:34:28,501 - All right, ladies. 569 00:34:30,851 --> 00:34:35,856 Where are they? 570 00:34:47,389 --> 00:34:52,394 - Why those little bitches. 571 00:34:54,222 --> 00:34:55,963 [Ginger giggles] 572 00:34:55,963 --> 00:34:57,834 - Don't you get near me. 573 00:34:59,619 --> 00:35:02,578 - Your mouth says no, but your body says all kinds of yes. 574 00:35:03,797 --> 00:35:05,146 - Be careful, big boy. 575 00:35:05,146 --> 00:35:06,756 My daddy's in the NRA. 576 00:35:06,756 --> 00:35:08,236 - Oh, no need. 577 00:35:08,236 --> 00:35:10,282 I'll be a gentleman and be on the right side 578 00:35:10,282 --> 00:35:11,674 of your mixed signals. 579 00:35:14,199 --> 00:35:16,549 So is that a yes, then? 580 00:35:16,549 --> 00:35:17,637 - Not exactly. 581 00:35:22,772 --> 00:35:24,078 I, I shouldn't. 582 00:35:24,078 --> 00:35:25,035 - Neither should I. 583 00:35:29,736 --> 00:35:32,304 - What are you gonna do with that, call your mommy? 584 00:35:35,089 --> 00:35:38,005 [machine vibrates] 585 00:35:47,188 --> 00:35:48,363 - How does this look? 586 00:35:48,363 --> 00:35:49,277 - It looks great from here. 587 00:35:50,191 --> 00:35:51,061 - Hmm. 588 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:57,459 - No, nope. 589 00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:01,028 You'll do. 590 00:36:01,028 --> 00:36:03,552 - Are you really gonna do this for your sisters? 591 00:36:03,552 --> 00:36:05,424 I didn't think that was your style. 592 00:36:05,424 --> 00:36:07,165 - I only look out for a number one. 593 00:36:08,122 --> 00:36:09,123 - I don't get it. 594 00:36:09,123 --> 00:36:10,080 - And you never will. 595 00:36:11,908 --> 00:36:14,737 - If you hate Pi Epsilon Delta so much, why'd you even join? 596 00:36:14,737 --> 00:36:17,349 - The only scholarship I could score hench on. 597 00:36:17,349 --> 00:36:19,568 That, and I'm clearly a masochist. 598 00:36:21,004 --> 00:36:22,745 You think that thing is real silver? 599 00:36:25,008 --> 00:36:26,662 - Hard to tell with all the dust. 600 00:36:28,403 --> 00:36:30,231 - Heavy. 601 00:36:30,231 --> 00:36:32,233 I wonder what the going price of silver is nowadays. 602 00:36:34,148 --> 00:36:35,584 Here we go, hurry. 603 00:36:38,326 --> 00:36:40,372 Let's go, chop chop. 604 00:36:40,372 --> 00:36:42,896 [light music] 605 00:36:46,943 --> 00:36:48,423 - [Ginger] You found it! 606 00:36:48,423 --> 00:36:49,772 - Dude, get your own, I'm outta here. 607 00:36:50,599 --> 00:36:52,949 Let go, let go! 608 00:36:52,949 --> 00:36:56,214 [girls grunting] 609 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:58,825 [Ginger yelps] 610 00:37:00,783 --> 00:37:03,525 [Bitzy exclaims] 611 00:37:08,922 --> 00:37:10,837 [trophy crashes] 612 00:37:10,837 --> 00:37:11,664 - What, you lose! 613 00:37:13,013 --> 00:37:15,581 [Ginger yells] 614 00:37:17,017 --> 00:37:18,627 - Uh, bro? 615 00:37:18,627 --> 00:37:20,803 [mist hissing] 616 00:37:20,803 --> 00:37:21,630 - What- - The- 617 00:37:21,630 --> 00:37:22,457 - Fuck? 618 00:37:23,632 --> 00:37:26,156 [mist hisses] 619 00:37:32,685 --> 00:37:34,252 - Free at last! 620 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:36,515 Sultan Almighty, I'm free at last! 621 00:37:36,515 --> 00:37:37,907 Ha ha! 622 00:37:37,907 --> 00:37:39,692 - The hell is that? 623 00:37:39,692 --> 00:37:41,259 - Hold up, hold up, hold up. 624 00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:42,521 Before I take any questions, y'all. 625 00:37:42,521 --> 00:37:43,348 - Okay. 626 00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:45,350 - Is he a Sig Ep? 627 00:37:46,220 --> 00:37:47,700 - No idea. 628 00:37:47,700 --> 00:37:49,310 - Didn't you set this up? - Shh! 629 00:37:49,310 --> 00:37:50,920 - Satan alive. 630 00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:53,575 Feels good to stretch these old bones again. 631 00:37:53,575 --> 00:37:57,187 You got any idea how long I've been crammed in that vessel? 632 00:37:57,187 --> 00:37:58,841 - Um, no. 633 00:37:58,841 --> 00:38:01,104 - Too goddamned long, that's how long. 634 00:38:02,192 --> 00:38:04,412 - Yeah, that's pretty long, man. 635 00:38:04,412 --> 00:38:06,936 [mist hisses] 636 00:38:10,331 --> 00:38:13,029 - Oh my God, about time. 637 00:38:13,856 --> 00:38:14,770 - Totally. 638 00:38:15,858 --> 00:38:17,730 How long have we been in there? 639 00:38:17,730 --> 00:38:21,603 - I don't know, but I've got a hell of a Charlie horse. 640 00:38:21,603 --> 00:38:24,432 - Whatever, look at my hair. 641 00:38:25,781 --> 00:38:26,608 So flat! 642 00:38:28,436 --> 00:38:30,786 - But the important thing is that we're free, right? 643 00:38:30,786 --> 00:38:32,701 - Not with this hair. 644 00:38:33,789 --> 00:38:35,617 Look for some spray, will ya? 645 00:38:37,271 --> 00:38:40,492 - Oh no, did the other imp get out, too? 646 00:38:40,492 --> 00:38:42,450 - Ah, Junior, yeah. 647 00:38:42,450 --> 00:38:45,366 He's over there talking to some dopey kids. 648 00:38:45,366 --> 00:38:49,152 - Oh, here we go again. 649 00:38:49,152 --> 00:38:51,894 [eclectic music] 650 00:38:55,289 --> 00:38:56,421 Look at them. 651 00:38:56,421 --> 00:38:58,205 Did we ever look that goofy? 652 00:38:58,205 --> 00:38:59,206 - As if. 653 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:01,077 - What are you? 654 00:39:02,165 --> 00:39:04,298 - Listen up, here's the 411. 655 00:39:05,168 --> 00:39:07,170 - Imp-splaining. 656 00:39:07,170 --> 00:39:11,479 - I'm an imp, an ancient forged from magic and shit. 657 00:39:13,002 --> 00:39:14,700 My kind roamed the Earth for thousands of years, 658 00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:16,789 until one day, we didn't. 659 00:39:18,399 --> 00:39:19,922 I'm the last my kind, 'cause, well, 660 00:39:19,922 --> 00:39:22,055 that's another story of another time. 661 00:39:22,055 --> 00:39:22,925 I got trapped in that vessel with- 662 00:39:22,925 --> 00:39:23,926 - The trophy? 663 00:39:23,926 --> 00:39:25,493 - Don't interrupt! 664 00:39:25,493 --> 00:39:27,974 I spent the last 30 years in that trophy 665 00:39:27,974 --> 00:39:29,279 when I went to look at my father. 666 00:39:29,279 --> 00:39:30,846 You know what I'm saying? 667 00:39:30,846 --> 00:39:32,631 - Do we? 668 00:39:32,631 --> 00:39:34,676 - It doesn't matter nohow, because here I am. 669 00:39:34,676 --> 00:39:36,591 And that's all because of you. 670 00:39:36,591 --> 00:39:38,027 And for breaking me outta that hellish imprisonment, 671 00:39:38,027 --> 00:39:40,160 I will reward you greatly. 672 00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:41,857 - Don't listen to 'em, kids. 673 00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:45,383 - You mean like wishes? 674 00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:47,036 - They're listening to him. 675 00:39:48,777 --> 00:39:51,258 - Yes, wishes, as you call them. 676 00:39:51,258 --> 00:39:54,870 Well bitches, looks, whatever your heart desires most, 677 00:39:54,870 --> 00:39:57,395 you name it, girl, I will make it so. 678 00:39:59,571 --> 00:40:01,747 - So, you're like a genie? 679 00:40:02,661 --> 00:40:04,706 - A genie, how dare you? 680 00:40:04,706 --> 00:40:06,795 Do I look like I need a carpet to fly? 681 00:40:07,709 --> 00:40:10,538 No, baby, I'm an imp. 682 00:40:10,538 --> 00:40:12,279 Did you really expect a genie 683 00:40:12,279 --> 00:40:14,107 to come out that bowling trophy? 684 00:40:15,761 --> 00:40:17,980 - Okay, what about these wishes? 685 00:40:17,980 --> 00:40:19,591 - One each, I'll allow you. 686 00:40:20,679 --> 00:40:22,071 Make 'em good, make 'em count. 687 00:40:23,290 --> 00:40:24,813 - I don't know, guys. 688 00:40:24,813 --> 00:40:26,772 This sounds like a recipe for disaster. 689 00:40:28,513 --> 00:40:29,514 - How about you, big guy? 690 00:40:29,514 --> 00:40:30,732 What you want? 691 00:40:30,732 --> 00:40:32,560 Cars, money? 692 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:33,605 Girls? 693 00:40:33,605 --> 00:40:35,520 Mm. [giggles] 694 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:36,434 - I wanna be a famous rapper. 695 00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:37,435 - Really? 696 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:39,349 You don't even rap. 697 00:40:39,349 --> 00:40:40,742 - That's all I can think of. 698 00:40:40,742 --> 00:40:43,745 - Your wish is granted. 699 00:40:43,745 --> 00:40:46,487 [sparkles chiming] 700 00:40:46,487 --> 00:40:50,099 - So disappointed. 701 00:40:50,099 --> 00:40:51,449 - [Imp] Who's next? 702 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:54,669 - I wish for the perfect man. 703 00:40:54,669 --> 00:40:57,759 Not too tall, not too short. 704 00:40:57,759 --> 00:41:01,894 Doesn't talk a lot and will love me forever. 705 00:41:01,894 --> 00:41:05,245 You know, someone who will be really into me. 706 00:41:05,245 --> 00:41:06,725 Someone I can become one with. 707 00:41:08,596 --> 00:41:10,337 - Hey, what about me? 708 00:41:12,557 --> 00:41:14,472 - Yeah, you ain't it. 709 00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:18,824 - The man of your dreams is just behind that door. 710 00:41:20,390 --> 00:41:23,089 [sparkles crackling] 711 00:41:23,089 --> 00:41:27,223 Go to it and find the stud of your dreams. 712 00:41:29,138 --> 00:41:31,053 Another satisfied customer. 713 00:41:31,053 --> 00:41:32,315 What about you, fella? 714 00:41:34,448 --> 00:41:36,624 Come on, I ain't got all night. 715 00:41:36,624 --> 00:41:37,495 - I'm good. 716 00:41:38,583 --> 00:41:40,149 - And you, little lady? 717 00:41:40,149 --> 00:41:41,499 What's missing in your life? 718 00:41:42,978 --> 00:41:45,546 How can I feel the void in your heart? 719 00:41:45,546 --> 00:41:46,416 - Uh... 720 00:41:47,853 --> 00:41:50,682 - Say it, I will make it so. 721 00:41:50,682 --> 00:41:53,380 - I-I-I wish for- 722 00:41:53,380 --> 00:41:54,512 - Bro, I know. 723 00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:55,556 I wanna shit ton of cash. 724 00:41:55,556 --> 00:41:56,557 Yeah, that's it. 725 00:41:56,557 --> 00:41:57,732 Cash out the ass. 726 00:41:57,732 --> 00:41:59,429 - You snooze, you lose, girl. 727 00:41:59,429 --> 00:42:02,171 Sir, I like your style, granted! 728 00:42:09,004 --> 00:42:10,571 - Bro, what is this? 729 00:42:10,571 --> 00:42:11,790 I specifically said I wanted a shit ton. 730 00:42:11,790 --> 00:42:13,443 This isn't a shit ton, bro. 731 00:42:15,315 --> 00:42:16,490 - Come to me, Devin. 732 00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:19,275 Come inside. 733 00:42:19,275 --> 00:42:20,450 - Is that really you? 734 00:42:21,582 --> 00:42:23,453 The man of my dreams? 735 00:42:23,453 --> 00:42:24,542 - Come to me, Devin. 736 00:42:26,718 --> 00:42:28,458 I waited all my life for you. 737 00:42:34,290 --> 00:42:36,031 I'll never leave you. 738 00:42:36,031 --> 00:42:37,337 [Devin sighs] 739 00:42:37,337 --> 00:42:40,122 - You're off to a good start. 740 00:42:40,122 --> 00:42:42,603 [sighs] Whoa. 741 00:42:44,518 --> 00:42:46,738 - Am I what you dreamed of? 742 00:42:48,304 --> 00:42:51,960 - [chuckles] And then some. 743 00:42:54,702 --> 00:42:57,487 [romantic music] 744 00:43:49,148 --> 00:43:52,717 [romantic music continues] 745 00:44:10,299 --> 00:44:12,127 [sparkles chiming] 746 00:44:12,127 --> 00:44:13,651 - Yo, come on, Imp! 747 00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:14,826 I said I wanna be a famous rapper. 748 00:44:14,826 --> 00:44:15,696 Where's my mic? 749 00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:17,655 - Oh, it's coming. 750 00:44:20,092 --> 00:44:20,919 - What's this? 751 00:44:20,919 --> 00:44:22,181 [upbeat music] 752 00:44:22,181 --> 00:44:23,399 [Bart yells] 753 00:44:23,399 --> 00:44:26,359 [explosions booming] 754 00:44:26,359 --> 00:44:28,753 [imp laughs] 755 00:44:29,754 --> 00:44:32,365 [Bart screams] 756 00:44:34,236 --> 00:44:37,196 - You said you wanted to be a famous wrapper. 757 00:44:44,594 --> 00:44:46,640 Take that, KitKat. 758 00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:49,687 [imp laughs] 759 00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:51,732 All right, who's next? 760 00:44:51,732 --> 00:44:53,647 - You mean next to die? 761 00:44:53,647 --> 00:44:55,214 You can all stay if you want, but I'm outta here. 762 00:44:55,214 --> 00:44:57,956 - Um, we need to get Devin first, though. 763 00:44:57,956 --> 00:45:00,306 - Don't leave now, you'll miss all the fun. 764 00:45:00,306 --> 00:45:01,524 - Fun, my ass. 765 00:45:01,524 --> 00:45:03,613 Where's my wish, bro? 766 00:45:03,613 --> 00:45:04,745 - [Bitsy] Coming with us? 767 00:45:04,745 --> 00:45:06,834 - Not till I get what I deserve. 768 00:45:06,834 --> 00:45:08,923 - Oh, you'll get what's coming to you, ha! 769 00:45:12,927 --> 00:45:14,842 [stomach rumbles] [fart squelches] 770 00:45:14,842 --> 00:45:18,019 [Dinger groans] 771 00:45:18,019 --> 00:45:18,846 [fart squelches] 772 00:45:18,846 --> 00:45:20,021 - Bro! 773 00:45:20,021 --> 00:45:22,981 [fart reverberates] 774 00:45:28,029 --> 00:45:29,901 [upbeat music] 775 00:45:29,901 --> 00:45:31,729 [Dinger groans] [fart rumbles] 776 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:34,732 [money rustles] 777 00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:35,994 [fart squelches] 778 00:45:35,994 --> 00:45:37,865 [Dinger moans] 779 00:45:37,865 --> 00:45:40,389 - How's that for "Lifestyles of the Rich and Fame-Ass?" 780 00:45:40,389 --> 00:45:42,783 [imp laughs] 781 00:45:46,091 --> 00:45:47,745 - I think I've seen enough, you? 782 00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:49,268 - Way enough. 783 00:45:49,268 --> 00:45:50,748 - We should just run back to the house 784 00:45:50,748 --> 00:45:52,575 and pretend that this never happened. 785 00:45:52,575 --> 00:45:53,446 Solid? 786 00:45:53,446 --> 00:45:54,447 - Way solid. 787 00:45:58,277 --> 00:45:59,191 - Let's book. 788 00:46:00,670 --> 00:46:02,585 - Am I everything you wished for? 789 00:46:03,456 --> 00:46:06,154 [intense music] 790 00:46:06,154 --> 00:46:08,113 - Will you be into me forever? 791 00:46:10,637 --> 00:46:11,725 - Of course. 792 00:46:15,337 --> 00:46:16,861 - And we'll always be one. 793 00:46:17,949 --> 00:46:19,428 - Your wish is my command. 794 00:46:23,302 --> 00:46:26,392 [electricity buzzes] 795 00:46:34,356 --> 00:46:35,183 - Oh my God. 796 00:46:36,663 --> 00:46:38,099 What's happened to me? 797 00:46:38,099 --> 00:46:40,232 I'm like totally obese. 798 00:46:41,233 --> 00:46:43,670 [imp laughs] 799 00:46:44,889 --> 00:46:48,022 [Ginger screams] 800 00:46:48,022 --> 00:46:50,198 [electricity buzzes] 801 00:46:50,198 --> 00:46:51,634 - It won't budge. 802 00:46:53,549 --> 00:46:56,770 - Ah, two more fine young ladies. 803 00:46:58,076 --> 00:46:59,425 Two more wishes. 804 00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:03,298 What are your heart's desires? 805 00:47:04,778 --> 00:47:06,345 - I wish you would leave me alone. 806 00:47:07,433 --> 00:47:09,696 - Done and done. [laughs] 807 00:47:09,696 --> 00:47:12,351 [Tiffany yells] 808 00:47:13,482 --> 00:47:16,224 [groovy music] 809 00:47:16,224 --> 00:47:19,097 - Crap, gag me with a spatula. 810 00:47:19,097 --> 00:47:21,534 [imp laughs] 811 00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:25,407 - I'm waiting. 812 00:47:25,407 --> 00:47:27,148 - I'm not playing your game. 813 00:47:27,148 --> 00:47:28,933 - Ah, but you must. 814 00:47:30,673 --> 00:47:34,416 But word to the wise, choose your words wisely, ha! 815 00:47:35,635 --> 00:47:36,462 - Gotcha. 816 00:47:37,463 --> 00:47:38,986 All right, okay. 817 00:47:38,986 --> 00:47:42,860 If I wished, for example, and I'm not, 818 00:47:44,035 --> 00:47:45,906 for you to open this door, 819 00:47:45,906 --> 00:47:47,777 it would smash me to bits, right? 820 00:47:47,777 --> 00:47:48,953 - Possibly. 821 00:47:50,780 --> 00:47:52,260 - Okay. 822 00:47:52,260 --> 00:47:56,308 And again, if I wished, and I'm not, 823 00:47:56,308 --> 00:47:58,353 to be snuggled up safely in my bed, 824 00:47:58,353 --> 00:48:02,880 I would be, but it would be on Saturn or something, right? 825 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:06,579 - You're very quick and very imaginative. 826 00:48:06,579 --> 00:48:08,407 - Cool beans. Okay, let me think. 827 00:48:09,582 --> 00:48:11,062 - What have you always wanted? 828 00:48:11,976 --> 00:48:13,020 - To live forever. 829 00:48:14,108 --> 00:48:16,458 - Thy will be done. [laughs] 830 00:48:16,458 --> 00:48:18,896 - Wait, that doesn't count, does it? 831 00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:20,854 - It sure does. 832 00:48:20,854 --> 00:48:23,683 - [gasps] You are a nasty little shit! 833 00:48:23,683 --> 00:48:25,250 - Go enjoy your life. 834 00:48:25,250 --> 00:48:27,426 Your extremely, very long life. 835 00:48:28,601 --> 00:48:31,082 [upbeat rock music] 836 00:48:31,082 --> 00:48:33,998 [imp laughs] 837 00:48:33,998 --> 00:48:35,825 - Where's Devin? 838 00:48:35,825 --> 00:48:38,567 - I dunno, she's like, I'm really into that guy right now. 839 00:48:38,567 --> 00:48:40,221 - We need to find a weapon. 840 00:48:40,221 --> 00:48:42,049 - Do you think that'll do us any good? 841 00:48:42,049 --> 00:48:43,572 - I don't wanna find out if we don't. 842 00:48:43,572 --> 00:48:44,399 - Okay. 843 00:48:53,321 --> 00:48:55,149 - Uh, I'm good, let's boogie. 844 00:48:57,282 --> 00:48:58,326 - [Sarah] You guys! 845 00:48:58,326 --> 00:49:00,938 [Bitsy yells] 846 00:49:00,938 --> 00:49:03,157 - Strike, y-y-you killed her! 847 00:49:04,115 --> 00:49:05,681 [Bitzy exclaims] 848 00:49:05,681 --> 00:49:07,379 - Great, now I'll never be Pi Epsilon Deltas. 849 00:49:08,293 --> 00:49:09,337 - Seriously, Ginger? 850 00:49:12,558 --> 00:49:15,430 [dramatic music] 851 00:49:15,430 --> 00:49:17,084 - Oh mother of God. 852 00:49:17,084 --> 00:49:17,998 Get away from me! 853 00:49:20,131 --> 00:49:22,829 [Sarah moaning] 854 00:49:28,443 --> 00:49:31,272 - Let's go. 855 00:49:31,272 --> 00:49:34,449 [electricity buzzing] 856 00:49:37,583 --> 00:49:38,453 - [Bitsy] We can blow up this thing. 857 00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:45,983 - How are we gonna get out? 858 00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:47,897 - We have to stop him. 859 00:49:47,897 --> 00:49:48,724 But how? 860 00:49:51,684 --> 00:49:53,991 - I swear over my dead body 861 00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:58,169 that I'm never pledging another sorority again. 862 00:49:58,169 --> 00:50:03,174 Worst than prom! 863 00:50:10,572 --> 00:50:14,620 [Sarah growls and laughs] 864 00:50:14,620 --> 00:50:16,317 [nails screeching] 865 00:50:16,317 --> 00:50:17,405 - Occu-potty. 866 00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:21,627 [Sarah growls] 867 00:50:27,024 --> 00:50:28,416 - Pledge revoked. 868 00:50:29,330 --> 00:50:30,505 - Dude, this sucks. 869 00:50:30,505 --> 00:50:31,680 I didn't even wish for anything, 870 00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:32,725 and your wish screws me over? 871 00:50:34,161 --> 00:50:35,902 [Ginger screams] 872 00:50:35,902 --> 00:50:38,078 [water splashes] 873 00:50:38,078 --> 00:50:39,471 - What's taking her so long? 874 00:50:40,689 --> 00:50:42,822 - From my experience with women? 875 00:50:42,822 --> 00:50:44,650 It'll be another hour, at least. 876 00:50:46,826 --> 00:50:48,175 Let's hurry things up. 877 00:50:48,175 --> 00:50:50,960 [dramatic music] 878 00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:07,020 - Hurry up. 879 00:51:10,850 --> 00:51:12,417 Don't make us go in there. 880 00:51:14,854 --> 00:51:16,856 - I kinda wanna see it, though. 881 00:51:16,856 --> 00:51:18,901 Is it really as huge magical as they say? 882 00:51:20,033 --> 00:51:20,903 - Be my guest. 883 00:51:28,911 --> 00:51:31,131 - Not a magic place, not a magic place. 884 00:51:33,133 --> 00:51:34,656 Ooh, check it out. 885 00:51:36,180 --> 00:51:37,833 - Ew. 886 00:51:37,833 --> 00:51:41,489 [dramatic music continues] 887 00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:54,546 - In here. 888 00:51:58,158 --> 00:51:59,899 - Do you like it? 889 00:51:59,899 --> 00:52:02,945 He's like so into me. 890 00:52:02,945 --> 00:52:04,382 - Where's your esteem, girl? 891 00:52:05,687 --> 00:52:09,256 [dramatic music continues] 892 00:52:22,182 --> 00:52:23,183 - Is anything gonna help anyway? 893 00:52:23,183 --> 00:52:25,098 - Oh, that's positive. 894 00:52:25,098 --> 00:52:28,623 I guess we could just sit here and wait for the inevitable. 895 00:52:28,623 --> 00:52:31,148 [Sarah growls] 896 00:52:31,148 --> 00:52:34,063 - I can smell you, pledge! [laughs] 897 00:52:34,063 --> 00:52:36,283 - And that is the inevitable. 898 00:52:37,589 --> 00:52:38,981 - I gotta tell you something. 899 00:52:39,895 --> 00:52:41,419 I really like you. 900 00:52:41,419 --> 00:52:43,812 - And you're compelled to tell me this now? 901 00:52:43,812 --> 00:52:46,163 - I just needed to say it. 902 00:52:46,163 --> 00:52:48,077 I may never get another chance. 903 00:52:48,077 --> 00:52:50,079 I like you, your style. 904 00:52:50,079 --> 00:52:52,169 I think you're cool. 905 00:52:52,169 --> 00:52:52,995 - Thanks. 906 00:52:54,388 --> 00:52:57,696 - Okay, when the imp asked us for our wishes, 907 00:52:57,696 --> 00:52:58,871 our deepest desires, 908 00:53:00,612 --> 00:53:02,179 I-I wanted to wish for you to be in love with me. 909 00:53:03,354 --> 00:53:04,833 But I didn't. 910 00:53:04,833 --> 00:53:07,184 I, I, I couldn't, 'cause I would've known 911 00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:09,273 our relationship would've always been fake. 912 00:53:09,273 --> 00:53:12,276 A foundation built on falsehood. 913 00:53:14,016 --> 00:53:17,585 And honestly, I couldn't always love you knowing that. 914 00:53:26,594 --> 00:53:27,421 Whoa. 915 00:53:28,379 --> 00:53:29,684 - [Sarah] Open up! 916 00:53:29,684 --> 00:53:33,079 [Sarah banging on door] 917 00:53:33,079 --> 00:53:34,689 - In your head, did you wish for anything? 918 00:53:34,689 --> 00:53:36,213 - No. 919 00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:37,083 - We're gonna die in here anyway. 920 00:53:37,083 --> 00:53:37,388 Just tell me. 921 00:53:38,780 --> 00:53:39,607 - Okay, fine. 922 00:53:40,521 --> 00:53:41,609 But don't tell anyone. 923 00:53:43,307 --> 00:53:44,177 I'm an orphan. 924 00:53:45,613 --> 00:53:47,224 I bounce from one home to another, 925 00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:48,790 got kicked out from one home to another. 926 00:53:50,227 --> 00:53:52,141 I never knew who my real mother was. 927 00:53:52,141 --> 00:53:57,016 Even now, especially now, someone worries about me. 928 00:53:58,931 --> 00:54:01,499 Somebody, somewhere who loves me no matter what. 929 00:54:03,327 --> 00:54:05,938 [Sarah laughs] 930 00:54:07,679 --> 00:54:09,289 - I wish for my mom. 931 00:54:09,289 --> 00:54:11,073 - Yummy, nummy! [laughs] 932 00:54:11,073 --> 00:54:13,772 [brain splatters] 933 00:54:13,772 --> 00:54:15,339 [Bitsy gasps] 934 00:54:15,339 --> 00:54:18,037 [somber music] 935 00:54:21,258 --> 00:54:22,128 - You called? 936 00:54:22,128 --> 00:54:22,955 - What? 937 00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:27,438 - You called, I came. 938 00:54:27,438 --> 00:54:28,395 - You're my mother? 939 00:54:29,657 --> 00:54:30,484 - Duh. 940 00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:39,145 - You look exactly like your father, but you act the same, 941 00:54:39,145 --> 00:54:41,060 have the same shitty attitude. 942 00:54:42,670 --> 00:54:44,193 Connect the dots, girl. 943 00:54:46,021 --> 00:54:47,458 - Both are pretty caustic. 944 00:54:50,025 --> 00:54:55,030 - Let's go. 945 00:54:59,252 --> 00:55:04,257 - Both of you, let's go. 946 00:55:06,215 --> 00:55:07,652 [tense music] 947 00:55:07,652 --> 00:55:10,829 [neon lights buzzing] 948 00:55:12,309 --> 00:55:13,875 - But how do we get outta here? 949 00:55:13,875 --> 00:55:14,876 - We're gonna have to put that imp bastard 950 00:55:14,876 --> 00:55:15,703 back in his bottle. 951 00:55:17,792 --> 00:55:18,619 - Fat chance. 952 00:55:23,711 --> 00:55:26,845 - You're not the same ugly jerk that killed our girls. 953 00:55:26,845 --> 00:55:27,672 Who are you? 954 00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:31,284 - Aw, she never forgot us. 955 00:55:31,284 --> 00:55:32,329 - So sweet. 956 00:55:33,852 --> 00:55:36,245 - Ah, your sister killed my father. 957 00:55:36,245 --> 00:55:39,074 Feeling you will be extra delish. 958 00:55:40,467 --> 00:55:42,643 - You aren't killing any more people tonight. 959 00:55:44,515 --> 00:55:45,472 [shotgun cocks] 960 00:55:45,472 --> 00:55:46,560 Or ever again. 961 00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:50,042 - I set out to avenge my father's death, 962 00:55:50,042 --> 00:55:52,958 but got imprisoned in that vessel for over 30 years 963 00:55:52,958 --> 00:55:54,960 with those chatty Cathys instead. 964 00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:56,309 - Cathy and Lisa? 965 00:55:56,309 --> 00:55:57,441 You, you've seen them? 966 00:55:57,441 --> 00:55:59,747 - Every single day. 967 00:55:59,747 --> 00:56:01,619 Those bitches never shut up. 968 00:56:01,619 --> 00:56:03,490 - That's them. 969 00:56:03,490 --> 00:56:05,753 - Fate worse than any death I can bring on your head. 970 00:56:05,753 --> 00:56:07,320 I'm a sporting imp. 971 00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:09,322 Do you prefer to die by any means of a wish 972 00:56:09,322 --> 00:56:12,499 or should not I just kill you know and get it over with? 973 00:56:12,499 --> 00:56:14,109 - What do we do? 974 00:56:14,109 --> 00:56:16,242 - That imp is going back in its trophy. 975 00:56:16,242 --> 00:56:18,331 - The trophy is broken. 976 00:56:18,331 --> 00:56:20,289 - What? 977 00:56:20,289 --> 00:56:23,467 Uh, think, think, think, think, think, think! 978 00:56:23,467 --> 00:56:25,033 Think! 979 00:56:25,033 --> 00:56:26,818 - I remember waking up in class once, 980 00:56:26,818 --> 00:56:29,342 the teacher lady saying something about 981 00:56:29,342 --> 00:56:31,953 saying names having power. 982 00:56:31,953 --> 00:56:33,477 - Right! 983 00:56:33,477 --> 00:56:35,522 Saying it's name gives you power over the evil. 984 00:56:35,522 --> 00:56:37,394 - Well it doesn't get any more farfetched than that, 985 00:56:37,394 --> 00:56:39,526 but go ahead, give it a try, give it a whirl. 986 00:56:39,526 --> 00:56:40,962 Ask him his name. 987 00:56:43,138 --> 00:56:45,097 - Hi, I-I'm Turkey. 988 00:56:46,098 --> 00:56:47,273 What's your name, man? 989 00:56:47,273 --> 00:56:48,187 - Fuck you. 990 00:56:49,231 --> 00:56:51,059 - Beelzebub, Bocephus? 991 00:56:53,018 --> 00:56:55,063 - Do we help them or not? 992 00:56:55,063 --> 00:56:58,415 - Sure, let's let them live their lives. 993 00:57:03,115 --> 00:57:03,942 - Arukalu. 994 00:57:04,856 --> 00:57:06,335 - Nostra-dumbass. 995 00:57:06,335 --> 00:57:08,642 - You'll never get it, suckas. 996 00:57:08,642 --> 00:57:10,427 - I think he's right. 997 00:57:10,427 --> 00:57:12,472 It could be a million years before we even get it. 998 00:57:12,472 --> 00:57:15,867 - Don't worry, I'll kill you long before then. 999 00:57:15,867 --> 00:57:16,998 - Keep trying. 1000 00:57:17,912 --> 00:57:19,479 Uh, um, Hearto, um. 1001 00:57:20,698 --> 00:57:22,047 Bubblebuns, um? 1002 00:57:22,874 --> 00:57:24,441 - Come on. 1003 00:57:24,441 --> 00:57:25,616 - A little help, I'm a frickin' ghost. 1004 00:57:31,099 --> 00:57:31,926 - We're doing it! 1005 00:57:31,926 --> 00:57:32,753 - Yay, us! 1006 00:57:33,885 --> 00:57:35,364 - Um. 1007 00:57:35,364 --> 00:57:36,191 - What's the use? 1008 00:57:42,371 --> 00:57:44,199 No way. 1009 00:57:44,199 --> 00:57:46,550 - You were all so mine. 1010 00:57:46,550 --> 00:57:47,551 So, so mine. 1011 00:57:49,378 --> 00:57:50,815 - Ha-Harold, Harold. 1012 00:57:52,947 --> 00:57:54,296 Harold? 1013 00:57:54,296 --> 00:57:55,472 - What the actual fuck? 1014 00:57:57,038 --> 00:57:58,649 - That's your name, Harold? 1015 00:57:59,737 --> 00:58:01,260 - How did you guess, bitch? 1016 00:58:01,260 --> 00:58:03,262 No, no, I can't go back! 1017 00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:12,227 You girls suck, I'll get you! 1018 00:58:12,227 --> 00:58:14,534 I'll get you all! 1019 00:58:16,710 --> 00:58:18,103 - Yes! 1020 00:58:18,103 --> 00:58:19,452 Oh, that's my girl! 1021 00:58:19,452 --> 00:58:20,279 - You did it. 1022 00:58:22,150 --> 00:58:23,064 It was your idea. 1023 00:58:25,414 --> 00:58:26,459 - Let's get out here. 1024 00:58:27,591 --> 00:58:29,462 - What do we do with this? 1025 00:58:29,462 --> 00:58:33,161 - Um, put it somewhere where no one can ever find it. 1026 00:58:33,161 --> 00:58:35,424 Okay, let's go back to the house. 1027 00:58:35,424 --> 00:58:36,817 You have pledges to recruit. 1028 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:46,827 Love you. 1029 00:58:49,134 --> 00:58:50,222 - [Both] Bye. 1030 00:58:51,223 --> 00:58:53,225 - Oh, that was so great. 1031 00:58:53,225 --> 00:58:56,489 - Yeah. 1032 00:58:56,489 --> 00:59:00,145 - Well, what now? 1033 00:59:00,145 --> 00:59:01,146 - Oh, right. 1034 00:59:04,062 --> 00:59:04,889 Hmm. 1035 00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:09,328 Well, I guess we haunt the place? 1036 00:59:11,330 --> 00:59:12,897 - Yeah, great idea! 1037 00:59:13,898 --> 00:59:16,553 [both laughing] 1038 00:59:17,510 --> 00:59:20,644 [neon lights buzzing] 1039 00:59:21,645 --> 00:59:24,430 [intense music] 1040 00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:32,220 - [Sister] Kimmy, you're not supposed to go up there. 1041 00:59:32,220 --> 00:59:33,221 - Shh, be quiet. 1042 00:59:33,221 --> 00:59:34,396 Where else would it be? 1043 00:59:43,362 --> 00:59:45,538 Okay if I were punch bowl, 1044 00:59:49,716 --> 00:59:51,152 where would I be? 1045 00:59:56,549 --> 00:59:57,594 [gasps] There you are. 1046 01:00:06,907 --> 01:00:08,039 Score. 1047 01:00:10,824 --> 01:00:13,740 This is going to be a night those girls will never forget. 1048 01:00:20,573 --> 01:00:22,096 [bottle shatters] 1049 01:00:22,096 --> 01:00:24,403 [imp laughs] 1050 01:00:24,403 --> 01:00:25,970 ♪ I'm watching you 1051 01:00:25,970 --> 01:00:30,975 ♪ The way you move your body drives me ♪ 1052 01:00:35,936 --> 01:00:40,288 ♪ Monsieur, ooh la la 1053 01:00:40,288 --> 01:00:43,509 ♪ You look really good out there ♪ 1054 01:00:43,509 --> 01:00:46,512 [singing in French] 1055 01:00:47,861 --> 01:00:51,256 ♪ I got off the plane from Montreal ♪ 1056 01:00:51,256 --> 01:00:54,259 [singing in French] 1057 01:00:55,956 --> 01:00:59,830 ♪ I felt like I was sitting on top of the world ♪ 1058 01:00:59,830 --> 01:01:03,268 ♪ Ooh baby, ooh baby, ooh ooh ooh baby ♪ 1059 01:01:03,268 --> 01:01:07,141 ♪ Fashion is my destiny 1060 01:01:07,141 --> 01:01:11,102 ♪ And now I need someone to please ♪ 1061 01:01:11,102 --> 01:01:13,887 ♪ I'm looking for the special guy ♪ 1062 01:01:13,887 --> 01:01:17,630 ♪ Who will hold me at night and light up my life ♪ 1063 01:01:17,630 --> 01:01:20,807 ♪ 'Cause I been watching you 1064 01:01:20,807 --> 01:01:25,812 ♪ The way you move your body drives me crazy ♪ 1065 01:01:26,944 --> 01:01:28,685 ♪ I've been watching you 1066 01:01:28,685 --> 01:01:33,690 ♪ The way you move your body drives me crazy ♪ 1067 01:01:34,778 --> 01:01:36,518 ♪ Ooh, been watching you 1068 01:01:36,518 --> 01:01:41,088 ♪ The way you move your body drives me ♪ 1069 01:01:46,528 --> 01:01:49,314 ♪ Monsieur, ooh la la 1070 01:01:49,314 --> 01:01:52,186 ♪ 'Cause I've been watching you ♪ 1071 01:01:52,186 --> 01:01:57,148 ♪ The way you move your body drives me crazy ♪ 1072 01:01:58,279 --> 01:02:00,107 ♪ I've been watching you 1073 01:02:00,107 --> 01:02:04,982 ♪ The way you move your body drives me crazy ♪ 1074 01:02:04,982 --> 01:02:07,724 ♪ Ohh 1075 01:02:07,724 --> 01:02:12,467 ♪ I want your body 1076 01:02:12,467 --> 01:02:15,470 ♪ Ooh 1077 01:02:15,470 --> 01:02:20,475 ♪ I want your body 1078 01:02:21,607 --> 01:02:23,522 ♪ I've been watching you 1079 01:02:23,522 --> 01:02:25,089 ♪ The way you move