1 00:00:00,633 --> 00:00:02,935 (letter splashing) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:03,069 --> 00:00:06,773 (typewriter keys clacking) 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:13,780 (upbeat music) 6 00:00:29,929 --> 00:00:32,231 ♪ I guess we gotta stay inside ♪ 7 00:00:32,364 --> 00:00:34,801 ♪ Do the best with what we got ♪ 8 00:00:34,934 --> 00:00:37,170 ♪ Do the best with what we got ♪ 9 00:00:37,303 --> 00:00:39,506 ♪ My rhymes are off the chain ♪ 10 00:00:39,639 --> 00:00:41,607 ♪ And there's no way for it to stop ♪ 11 00:00:41,741 --> 00:00:44,410 ♪ No way for it to stop, no, no ♪ 12 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:46,579 ♪ I love when she ♪ 13 00:00:46,712 --> 00:00:51,884 ♪ I love ♪ (man singing indistinctly) 14 00:00:52,351 --> 00:00:54,553 ♪ I guess we gotta stay inside ♪ 15 00:00:54,687 --> 00:00:56,489 ♪ And make the best with what we got ♪ 16 00:00:56,622 --> 00:00:59,559 ♪ Make the best, make the best ♪ 17 00:01:01,026 --> 00:01:02,462 (typewriter clicking) 18 00:01:02,595 --> 00:01:03,430 - Morning. 19 00:01:05,998 --> 00:01:07,467 Hey. 20 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:08,334 - Hey. 21 00:01:08,467 --> 00:01:09,802 - Happy belated Valentine's. 22 00:01:09,935 --> 00:01:10,803 - Good one Alex. 23 00:01:10,936 --> 00:01:12,038 - Have a good workout. 24 00:01:12,638 --> 00:01:14,306 - Hey Theresa. - Hey. 25 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:15,574 - What's up with the mask? 26 00:01:15,708 --> 00:01:17,310 - Oh, I just got back from Hong Kong. 27 00:01:17,443 --> 00:01:20,146 Everyone's wearing them 'cause of the outbreak. 28 00:01:20,279 --> 00:01:21,381 - Outbreak? 29 00:01:22,215 --> 00:01:23,015 - Coronavirus? 30 00:01:23,149 --> 00:01:24,450 - Oh yeah, I got a text. 31 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:26,419 I got a text alert about that. 32 00:01:26,552 --> 00:01:28,488 I thought it was just in China. 33 00:01:28,621 --> 00:01:29,722 - We'll see. 34 00:01:30,823 --> 00:01:32,391 - Hmm, okay, well I was gonna go work out, 35 00:01:32,524 --> 00:01:33,927 but it was nice seeing you. 36 00:01:34,060 --> 00:01:34,860 - You too. 37 00:01:34,994 --> 00:01:35,995 - Yeah, have a good day. 38 00:01:36,129 --> 00:01:39,132 (footsteps clacking on stairs) 39 00:01:48,107 --> 00:01:49,842 - [Narrator On TV] Ideally, you draw up a play, 40 00:01:49,976 --> 00:01:52,478 you get yourself a bucket, then you come back defensively 41 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:54,513 and you lock down and get yourself a steal. 42 00:01:54,647 --> 00:01:57,249 But that has to be a theme for this team, brother. 43 00:01:57,383 --> 00:01:58,684 - [Announcer On TV] It's only the first quarter? 44 00:01:58,817 --> 00:02:01,453 These guys better wake up or this game is over. 45 00:02:01,587 --> 00:02:03,022 - [Narrator On TV] There's a nice bounce pass to Gardner, 46 00:02:03,155 --> 00:02:05,425 drives and stolen as he goes up. 47 00:02:05,558 --> 00:02:07,593 Fast down court, Sanders slides right by Pearson, 48 00:02:07,727 --> 00:02:09,161 and goes in for an easy layup. 49 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:10,163 - [Announcer On TV] Man, I don't know 50 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:11,664 what they did last night, 51 00:02:11,797 --> 00:02:13,099 but they better get their head in the game today. 52 00:02:13,232 --> 00:02:14,667 (dramatic music) 53 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,068 - [Emergency Announcer] The World Health Organization 54 00:02:16,202 --> 00:02:17,469 has announced an official name 55 00:02:17,603 --> 00:02:19,138 for the novel coronavirus disease 56 00:02:19,272 --> 00:02:22,775 that is causing illness and even death in Wuhan, China. 57 00:02:22,908 --> 00:02:24,977 It's called COVID 19. 58 00:02:25,111 --> 00:02:27,713 There are many types of human coronaviruses, 59 00:02:27,847 --> 00:02:32,352 but COVID 19 is a new disease not previously seen in humans. 60 00:02:32,485 --> 00:02:34,086 - [Announcer On TV] You risk throwing a split fever 61 00:02:34,219 --> 00:02:35,654 here for the pass? 62 00:02:35,788 --> 00:02:37,390 - [Narrator On TV] That's exactly what I was about to say. 63 00:02:37,523 --> 00:02:38,858 You have to be careful with the runner on the third. 64 00:02:38,991 --> 00:02:40,360 (typewriter clicking) 65 00:02:41,794 --> 00:02:45,298 (phone ringing) (soft dramatic music) 66 00:02:59,245 --> 00:03:04,384 (bag rustling) (feet thumping) 67 00:03:14,593 --> 00:03:16,896 - I knew the air quality in LA was bad, but. 68 00:03:17,029 --> 00:03:19,966 - It affects people with respiratory problems. 69 00:03:20,099 --> 00:03:21,266 - Nice to see you too. 70 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:22,969 Gotta go! Bye! 71 00:03:23,802 --> 00:03:24,637 - See ya. 72 00:03:26,105 --> 00:03:27,607 - [Announcer On TV] We still don't know 73 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:29,409 if those two games tonight will be played, 74 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:31,711 but what we do know is that NBA officials have said 75 00:03:31,844 --> 00:03:34,947 an unidentified player has tested positive 76 00:03:35,081 --> 00:03:38,016 for the coronavirus disease, and according to one report, 77 00:03:38,150 --> 00:03:42,055 three teammates have also tested positive for coronavirus, 78 00:03:42,188 --> 00:03:45,391 and all that is what's led Commissioner Silver 79 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:46,959 to make his announcement today 80 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:50,229 that the NBA season is officially suspended. 81 00:03:50,363 --> 00:03:52,431 League officials did not say how long 82 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:54,233 that suspension will last. 83 00:03:54,366 --> 00:03:58,471 (soft dramatic music) 84 00:04:04,276 --> 00:04:07,813 - Yes, COVID is greatly affecting distributor confidence. 85 00:04:07,947 --> 00:04:11,250 Orders are down in China, Taiwan, and Hong Kong. 86 00:04:11,383 --> 00:04:14,286 Even our Japanese distributor is indicating 87 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:15,788 that he will be ordering less 88 00:04:15,921 --> 00:04:18,992 because of the virus potential impact on Japan. 89 00:04:20,526 --> 00:04:22,161 - These are products for ischemic stroke, 90 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:23,863 which is an emergent procedure 91 00:04:23,996 --> 00:04:25,831 and demand should not go down no matter how this unfolds. 92 00:04:25,964 --> 00:04:28,601 - That was essentially my response as well, 93 00:04:28,735 --> 00:04:30,670 but our Japanese distributor is concerned 94 00:04:30,803 --> 00:04:33,072 that his other businesses could be hard hit 95 00:04:33,205 --> 00:04:38,711 if elective procedures aren't canceled, but I'm sure that 96 00:04:39,211 --> 00:04:41,481 when this dies down in a couple of weeks, 97 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:43,783 they will resume normal ordering. 98 00:04:44,983 --> 00:04:46,185 - Hmm. 99 00:04:46,318 --> 00:04:48,020 Well then for the moment, 100 00:04:48,154 --> 00:04:51,624 we'll just have to find a way to cut down on expenses. 101 00:04:54,393 --> 00:04:56,796 We are spending a fortune on your apartment in Hong Kong, 102 00:04:56,929 --> 00:04:59,632 you practically live there, and they love you there, 103 00:04:59,765 --> 00:05:04,570 but until business picks up, I'm very sorry but 104 00:05:05,437 --> 00:05:07,606 we will have to suspend your employment. 105 00:05:08,774 --> 00:05:12,311 As you said, I'm sure things will return to normal 106 00:05:12,445 --> 00:05:13,579 when this all dies down, 107 00:05:13,713 --> 00:05:16,983 then we'll be able to hire you back. 108 00:05:17,116 --> 00:05:20,486 (soft dramatic music) 109 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:23,689 - You gotta admit I've been pretty quiet 110 00:05:23,822 --> 00:05:25,191 the last couple of days, right? 111 00:05:25,324 --> 00:05:27,927 - Sorry to hear that all your sports were canceled. 112 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:29,996 - Are you? Really? 113 00:05:32,198 --> 00:05:35,000 - But it is awfully quiet around here. 114 00:05:35,133 --> 00:05:36,435 - Yeah, too quiet. 115 00:05:36,568 --> 00:05:38,338 Now I know when your boyfriend comes over. 116 00:05:39,472 --> 00:05:40,807 - What do you mean? 117 00:05:43,509 --> 00:05:45,210 - You should have sex in your bedroom. 118 00:05:45,344 --> 00:05:46,278 - Disgusting. 119 00:05:46,412 --> 00:05:47,813 - Not your living room. 120 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:50,216 See ya. - But good to know. 121 00:05:50,916 --> 00:05:53,886 - [Announcer On TV] Do so by socially distancing themselves 122 00:05:54,019 --> 00:05:55,088 from others. 123 00:05:55,221 --> 00:05:56,856 A state as large as ours is many parts, 124 00:05:56,989 --> 00:05:59,491 but at the end of the day, we're one body. 125 00:05:59,625 --> 00:06:00,959 There's a mutuality, 126 00:06:01,093 --> 00:06:03,763 and there's a recognition of our interdependence 127 00:06:03,896 --> 00:06:05,764 that requires of this moment 128 00:06:05,898 --> 00:06:10,669 that we direct a statewide order for people to stay at home. 129 00:06:10,936 --> 00:06:14,640 That directive goes into force and effect this evening. 130 00:06:14,774 --> 00:06:17,576 We are confident that the people of the state of California 131 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:19,245 will abide by it. 132 00:06:19,378 --> 00:06:20,446 They'll do the right thing. 133 00:06:20,579 --> 00:06:22,014 They'll meet this moment. 134 00:06:22,148 --> 00:06:24,450 They'll step up as they have to protect themselves 135 00:06:24,583 --> 00:06:26,718 and to protect broader community 136 00:06:26,852 --> 00:06:28,654 and this great state and the world. 137 00:06:28,787 --> 00:06:32,692 (soft dramatic music) 138 00:06:37,764 --> 00:06:39,866 - You know the governor issued to stay at home, right? 139 00:06:39,999 --> 00:06:42,768 - I got a three on three game later, finals. 140 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:44,236 You? 141 00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:47,373 - Groceries because that's the only thing we're allowed. 142 00:06:48,107 --> 00:06:49,875 - You're telling me I can't play basketball? 143 00:06:50,008 --> 00:06:53,413 - Times have changed, but maybe our clocks just stopped. 144 00:06:57,249 --> 00:07:00,653 (upbeat music) 145 00:07:07,426 --> 00:07:12,531 ♪ Physical beliefs dividing our lives ♪ 146 00:07:13,065 --> 00:07:17,536 ♪ Broke down the walls that we build up inside ♪ 147 00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:22,675 ♪ It took the mask to finally reveal ♪ 148 00:07:23,442 --> 00:07:28,047 ♪ The hidden truths that we always concealed ♪ 149 00:07:28,747 --> 00:07:33,486 ♪ Unless the lesson is that less is more ♪ 150 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:38,624 ♪ Sometimes the lock is what opens the door ♪ 151 00:07:39,058 --> 00:07:43,963 ♪ Left to explode, the whirling inside ♪ 152 00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:50,302 ♪ Took me and grabbed me to let me fly high ♪ 153 00:07:50,436 --> 00:07:52,238 (upbeat music) 154 00:07:53,205 --> 00:07:55,741 ♪ To let me fly ♪ 155 00:07:59,245 --> 00:08:04,617 ♪ Lockdown was a slow down that sped up our hearts ♪ 156 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:09,755 ♪ Never were together 'til we were apart ♪ 157 00:08:09,955 --> 00:08:14,993 ♪ Love's a funny thing, really makes you wonder ♪ 158 00:08:15,327 --> 00:08:19,966 ♪ You know what they say he makes the heart go ♪ 159 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:22,401 - I'm so glad you're here, I'm starving. 160 00:08:22,535 --> 00:08:24,270 I'm sorry, I thought you were Grubhub. 161 00:08:24,403 --> 00:08:25,604 - Theresa, your neighbor. 162 00:08:25,737 --> 00:08:27,206 - The invisible woman. 163 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,206 - Yeah. 164 00:08:28,340 --> 00:08:29,542 - Was my cello too loud? 165 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:30,876 - You play the cello? 166 00:08:31,009 --> 00:08:33,245 - LA Philharmonic, second seat. 167 00:08:33,378 --> 00:08:36,182 - Seriously, I love strings. 168 00:08:36,315 --> 00:08:37,182 - Do you? 169 00:08:37,316 --> 00:08:38,617 I love chains. 170 00:08:38,750 --> 00:08:42,221 Love to open your locket and see what's inside. 171 00:08:42,354 --> 00:08:43,256 Australian? 172 00:08:44,556 --> 00:08:46,258 - I'm from Fresno actually. 173 00:08:46,392 --> 00:08:47,560 - I meant the gold. 174 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:49,161 - Oh, Canadian. 175 00:08:49,295 --> 00:08:51,063 I went to the Yukon, Dawson City. 176 00:08:51,196 --> 00:08:54,000 - You panned for gold and got all this? 177 00:08:54,133 --> 00:08:57,736 - I, after four hours of scooping rocks, 178 00:08:57,870 --> 00:08:59,238 got it at the gift shop. 179 00:08:59,371 --> 00:09:01,607 (women laughing) 180 00:09:02,908 --> 00:09:05,310 I was hoping to get your number. 181 00:09:05,444 --> 00:09:07,713 - Are you hitting on me? 182 00:09:08,813 --> 00:09:10,782 - For emergencies. 183 00:09:10,916 --> 00:09:12,651 - Oh is that what we're calling it? 184 00:09:12,785 --> 00:09:14,987 - I'm sorry to have bothered you. 185 00:09:15,854 --> 00:09:17,623 - Hand me your phone. 186 00:09:19,658 --> 00:09:20,693 You know, 187 00:09:22,194 --> 00:09:23,329 for emergencies. 188 00:09:24,596 --> 00:09:26,332 I'm Kimiko. 189 00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:29,035 - Thank you, Kim. 190 00:09:30,302 --> 00:09:32,171 - Call me when you're not invisible. 191 00:09:34,506 --> 00:09:36,809 ♪ I think it's magic ♪ 192 00:09:36,942 --> 00:09:39,311 ♪ When you call my name ♪ 193 00:09:40,379 --> 00:09:43,215 ♪ I think it's magic that you're ♪ 194 00:09:43,349 --> 00:09:46,218 - That's a classy enough confession. 195 00:09:46,451 --> 00:09:51,824 ♪ And I can't say enough when you turn away ♪ 196 00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:57,696 ♪ So I'll just wait here for another day ♪ 197 00:09:57,830 --> 00:10:00,600 (upbeat music) 198 00:10:32,865 --> 00:10:34,900 - Can't get enough of this view, right? 199 00:10:36,134 --> 00:10:38,737 - You know the reason that there's no traffic 200 00:10:38,871 --> 00:10:40,272 is 'cause no one's going to work. 201 00:10:40,405 --> 00:10:44,443 If no one's going to work, no one's buying cars. 202 00:10:45,244 --> 00:10:50,116 - And if no one's buying cars then I'm not selling. 203 00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:53,719 - Here's what I owe you, okay? 204 00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:55,954 Plus a little extra. 205 00:10:56,088 --> 00:10:57,556 It's not as much as I'd like, 206 00:10:57,689 --> 00:11:00,425 but considering I'm still paying those on a closed lot, 207 00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:02,060 it's the best I can do. 208 00:11:02,194 --> 00:11:05,264 - Yes, we are so broke, we take any more losses, 209 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:08,300 we'll have to move to Beverly Hills. 210 00:11:08,433 --> 00:11:11,437 (soft dramatic music) 211 00:11:17,609 --> 00:11:20,746 (machine whirring) 212 00:11:22,647 --> 00:11:27,153 (people on TV chattering) 213 00:11:28,553 --> 00:11:31,423 - You know in French they say like three minus half, 214 00:11:31,556 --> 00:11:32,257 three plus half. 215 00:11:32,391 --> 00:11:33,426 - Interesting. 216 00:11:34,593 --> 00:11:38,263 - Also women, they don't shave their arms or legs. 217 00:11:38,396 --> 00:11:41,300 (machine whirring) 218 00:11:42,801 --> 00:11:44,436 - You heard of WD-40? 219 00:11:44,569 --> 00:11:47,973 (machine whirring) 220 00:11:52,911 --> 00:11:54,046 - You have a good workout? 221 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,982 Sounds like you're making the most of your new purchase. 222 00:11:57,483 --> 00:11:59,919 - [Zoe] Oh, just watch the Blacklist will ya? 223 00:12:02,554 --> 00:12:03,989 - [Alex] You know, I'm not exactly thrilled 224 00:12:04,123 --> 00:12:05,458 that you can hear my every move either. 225 00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:07,193 You know there's quarantine last any longer, 226 00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:09,294 you're gonna hear a lot of my movements. 227 00:12:09,427 --> 00:12:11,430 - Do I need to go buy some air freshener? 228 00:12:11,563 --> 00:12:13,065 - [Alex] No, 229 00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:15,000 I'm talking about I'm probably gonna gain some weight. 230 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:16,502 - Okay. 231 00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:21,439 (car whirring) 232 00:12:21,573 --> 00:12:22,775 You hear that? 233 00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:26,645 First it was like white noise, 234 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:30,282 endless stream of cars, day and night, night and day. 235 00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:33,919 Now I actually do notice when I hear a car. 236 00:12:40,392 --> 00:12:43,929 (phone buzzing) 237 00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,169 - When did you get out? 238 00:12:50,302 --> 00:12:51,269 - Two weeks ago. 239 00:12:51,403 --> 00:12:53,471 Inmates for good behavior got on parole 240 00:12:53,605 --> 00:12:54,806 'cause this virus thing. 241 00:12:55,307 --> 00:12:56,776 - What do you want Melvin? 242 00:12:56,909 --> 00:12:58,510 - What'd I tell you about calling me Melvin? 243 00:12:58,644 --> 00:12:59,912 I'm your dad. 244 00:13:00,045 --> 00:13:02,981 - Being blood does not make you a father. 245 00:13:03,114 --> 00:13:05,117 - All I'm tryna do is holler at you, shit. 246 00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:07,987 - I gotta go anyways, I have a date. 247 00:13:12,157 --> 00:13:13,559 - [Alex] You have a date? 248 00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:17,163 - I wasn't talking to you. 249 00:13:23,235 --> 00:13:25,504 Why don't you just watch the Blacklist? 250 00:13:26,404 --> 00:13:28,306 ♪ I guess we gotta stay inside ♪ 251 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,342 ♪ And do the best with what we got ♪ 252 00:13:30,475 --> 00:13:33,145 ♪ Make the best with what we got ♪ 253 00:13:33,278 --> 00:13:35,948 ♪ My rhymes are off the chain ♪ 254 00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:38,149 ♪ And there's no way for it to stop ♪ 255 00:13:38,283 --> 00:13:40,853 ♪ No way for it stop no, no ♪ 256 00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:46,992 (upbeat music) (man singing indistinctly) 257 00:13:48,793 --> 00:13:50,896 ♪ I guess we gotta stay inside ♪ 258 00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:53,332 ♪ And do the best with what we got ♪ 259 00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:56,134 ♪ Make the best, make the best ♪ 260 00:13:56,267 --> 00:13:57,603 ♪ Eenie meanie miney moe, ♪ 261 00:13:57,736 --> 00:14:00,205 ♪ I'm non-essential, so I'm broke ♪ 262 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:03,876 (muffled music playing) 263 00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:07,213 (person knocking on door) 264 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,547 - Come in. 265 00:14:08,947 --> 00:14:12,017 (door squeaking) 266 00:14:12,484 --> 00:14:15,420 - Since you can't go outdoors, I brought outdoors to you. 267 00:14:15,553 --> 00:14:17,523 - That's so sweet. 268 00:14:18,656 --> 00:14:19,925 Where's your mask? 269 00:14:20,058 --> 00:14:21,559 - Oh, I just took it off. 270 00:14:21,693 --> 00:14:23,562 You don't need me to wear it around you, right? 271 00:14:23,695 --> 00:14:24,864 - No. 272 00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:29,301 - You look amazing. 273 00:14:29,434 --> 00:14:30,502 - Thank you. 274 00:14:31,503 --> 00:14:34,673 - I've been thinking about you a lot these last few days. 275 00:14:34,806 --> 00:14:35,707 - Me too. 276 00:14:36,341 --> 00:14:38,944 I just wished we had a couple more days together. 277 00:14:39,077 --> 00:14:39,945 - I do too. 278 00:14:40,078 --> 00:14:41,179 (phone ringing) 279 00:14:41,312 --> 00:14:42,914 - Is that your neighbor's phone? 280 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:45,250 - Yeah, unfortunately I just found out 281 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:48,020 that these two apartments used to be one, 282 00:14:48,153 --> 00:14:50,122 and so the manager stuck a wall in the middle 283 00:14:50,255 --> 00:14:52,024 to make it two. 284 00:14:52,690 --> 00:14:53,925 (unintelligible) 285 00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:55,461 Come on. 286 00:14:57,095 --> 00:15:00,799 (Zoe laughing) (upbeat music) 287 00:15:00,932 --> 00:15:02,434 ♪ Out of this situation ♪ 288 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,470 ♪ Like how you bro? ♪ ♪ What you learn? ♪ 289 00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:07,039 ♪ You come out better than you went in ♪ 290 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:11,643 - [Woman On TV] This business, a late night takeaway will fail. 291 00:15:11,777 --> 00:15:14,647 (balls squeaking) 292 00:15:22,187 --> 00:15:25,357 - Woo, that was a better workout than the gym. 293 00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:28,294 Hear that neighbor? 294 00:15:30,662 --> 00:15:32,497 (ball squeaking) 295 00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:33,798 (door closing) 296 00:15:33,932 --> 00:15:38,537 (soft music) (ball thumping) 297 00:15:59,357 --> 00:16:02,127 - Hey I'm headed to the roof for a little fresh air. 298 00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:03,963 You wanna join? 299 00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:06,732 (soft music) 300 00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:12,304 Just being neighborly and phenomenally bored. 301 00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:17,676 Think of it as non date, non-friendly. 302 00:16:19,878 --> 00:16:21,513 - How about non-thanks. 303 00:16:24,015 --> 00:16:28,019 - All right, you're making me resort to bribery. 304 00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:33,125 I've splurged on a $20 bottle of wine, French wine. 305 00:16:35,093 --> 00:16:38,397 Ignore me, drink the wine. 306 00:16:39,864 --> 00:16:42,468 (soft music) 307 00:16:59,884 --> 00:17:01,620 How's James? 308 00:17:03,755 --> 00:17:05,190 - You know his name? 309 00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:06,925 - He asks you to say it all the time. 310 00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:10,128 - Are you practicing for a radio shock gig? 311 00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:12,964 And you can hear me all the way from my bedroom? 312 00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:15,634 - Have you heard it lately? It's kind of like Nebraska. 313 00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:18,137 I can hear you snore. 314 00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:21,106 - Correction, I don't snore. 315 00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:27,246 - Can I ask you a personal question? 316 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,615 - I think you know everything. 317 00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:31,316 - Why don't you like me? 318 00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:33,052 - Why do you think? 319 00:17:34,085 --> 00:17:37,155 Oh, sorry. That was rude of me. 320 00:17:37,289 --> 00:17:39,091 Thinking's not your strong point. 321 00:17:39,791 --> 00:17:40,826 - Ouch. 322 00:17:44,296 --> 00:17:46,331 - You just look at me like a piece of meat. 323 00:17:46,464 --> 00:17:48,200 - Porterhouse though. 324 00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:51,636 - Haha. You are so funny. 325 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:54,673 No, every time I walk in the hallway, 326 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,674 I feel like I need to take a shower. 327 00:17:56,808 --> 00:17:58,577 - Guilty as charged. 328 00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:00,845 My punishment? 329 00:18:00,979 --> 00:18:02,047 - More truth. 330 00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:05,384 Whenever you convince a victim, 331 00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:07,786 I mean woman to come over to your place. 332 00:18:07,919 --> 00:18:10,389 I bet the first thing that you do is check your Lakers app 333 00:18:10,522 --> 00:18:12,858 to check their score. 334 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:16,562 - And if they're winning, which usually are, 335 00:18:17,595 --> 00:18:19,130 at least I'm in a good mood. 336 00:18:20,031 --> 00:18:22,801 - Everything's a silly little joke to you, isn't it? 337 00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:25,804 But one day you're gonna wake up 338 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,672 and realize the joke's on you. 339 00:18:27,805 --> 00:18:29,441 - Seems like you've given me some thought. 340 00:18:29,574 --> 00:18:33,112 - Kind of hard not to when you're in my ear 24/7. 341 00:18:34,412 --> 00:18:36,548 Binge on the Blacklist, why? 342 00:18:37,849 --> 00:18:40,385 Hate to have a little bit of silence? 343 00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:49,895 - Well, 344 00:18:51,429 --> 00:18:52,897 this has been nice. 345 00:18:53,498 --> 00:18:55,400 I'll go hang myself now. 346 00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:58,170 Should do this again in my next life. 347 00:18:59,804 --> 00:19:00,605 - Cheers. 348 00:19:00,739 --> 00:19:04,143 (upbeat music) 349 00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:10,181 ♪ These times we're in ♪ 350 00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:13,719 ♪ Of hurt and loss ♪ 351 00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:19,391 ♪ And so much has taken leave from our lives ♪ 352 00:19:20,592 --> 00:19:23,962 ♪ The days get harder ♪ 353 00:19:24,095 --> 00:19:27,131 ♪ The pain gets sharper ♪ 354 00:19:27,265 --> 00:19:31,703 ♪ It's a struggle to survive ♪ 355 00:19:33,037 --> 00:19:36,340 ♪ Still we try ♪ 356 00:19:36,474 --> 00:19:38,844 ♪ Hard to know why ♪ 357 00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:44,416 ♪ But something in the spirit keeps on ♪ 358 00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:48,619 ♪ Even though we can't touch ♪ 359 00:19:48,753 --> 00:19:52,490 ♪ We need each other so much ♪ 360 00:19:52,624 --> 00:19:57,963 ♪ This is how we go on ♪ 361 00:19:58,463 --> 00:20:01,532 ♪ 'Cause love is what we need ♪ 362 00:20:01,666 --> 00:20:04,770 ♪ Something to believe ♪ 363 00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:10,742 ♪ We've got to have each other even if it's through a screen ♪ 364 00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:14,546 ♪ And we can make it on the other side ♪ 365 00:20:14,679 --> 00:20:18,250 ♪ No matter how rough the ride ♪ 366 00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:23,955 ♪ While we still have a beating heart ♪ 367 00:20:24,622 --> 00:20:29,695 ♪ We're together even if we're apart ♪ 368 00:20:33,264 --> 00:20:36,368 - Guess this is one of the only places to work out, right? 369 00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:38,837 No work today? 370 00:20:38,970 --> 00:20:40,105 - Waitress. 371 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,606 - No work in the foreseeable future? 372 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:44,109 - Thanks for update, Captain Obvious. 373 00:20:44,242 --> 00:20:45,544 - No auditions? 374 00:20:46,444 --> 00:20:47,713 - How'd you know I was an actress? 375 00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:49,847 - I seen that movie on Netflix. 376 00:20:49,981 --> 00:20:50,949 - Really, which one? 377 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,316 - Or was it the porn channel? 378 00:20:53,017 --> 00:20:54,686 Seriously, it doesn't take that much detective work 379 00:20:54,819 --> 00:20:58,023 to know that every waitress in LA is an actress. 380 00:20:59,657 --> 00:21:01,092 - Why can't you just catch the coronavirus 381 00:21:01,226 --> 00:21:02,594 and leave me alone? 382 00:21:04,229 --> 00:21:06,999 I mean, what do you do? 383 00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:09,401 - Sales. 384 00:21:09,534 --> 00:21:11,803 Exotic cars, classics. 385 00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:13,038 - Sales fits you. 386 00:21:13,171 --> 00:21:14,840 - Really? How so? 387 00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:16,874 As I await the insult. 388 00:21:17,742 --> 00:21:21,579 - You put on some charm first while smiling like a wolf, 389 00:21:21,713 --> 00:21:22,947 then you apply pressure, 390 00:21:23,081 --> 00:21:26,217 waiting for the perfect moment to pounce. 391 00:21:27,051 --> 00:21:30,822 - Wow, I'm not quite the stereotype you envision. 392 00:21:30,955 --> 00:21:32,057 - Enlighten me. 393 00:21:32,991 --> 00:21:33,758 (Zoe laughing) 394 00:21:33,892 --> 00:21:35,860 See, you love dishing it out, 395 00:21:35,993 --> 00:21:37,662 but you hate having it dished back to you. 396 00:21:37,795 --> 00:21:39,097 - If you're auditioning for a bitch, 397 00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:40,932 I'm sure you'll be authentic. 398 00:21:41,065 --> 00:21:43,168 - That's what my agent keeps telling me. 399 00:21:43,835 --> 00:21:49,041 (soft music) (gravel crunching) 400 00:21:55,947 --> 00:21:59,084 (phone ringing) 401 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,455 - What? 402 00:22:03,588 --> 00:22:07,059 - Prison got me thinking about a lot of things. 403 00:22:08,126 --> 00:22:11,862 Oh, me and your moms were so young. 404 00:22:11,996 --> 00:22:12,831 - Young? 405 00:22:13,732 --> 00:22:15,300 Were you young three years ago 406 00:22:15,433 --> 00:22:19,538 when you decided to barge into my mother's apartment drunk? 407 00:22:21,372 --> 00:22:22,440 - No. 408 00:22:22,774 --> 00:22:25,043 - You know what? I don't have time for this. 409 00:22:25,610 --> 00:22:29,648 I don't ever want you to call me again. 410 00:22:34,552 --> 00:22:36,955 (soft dramatic music) - Damn. 411 00:22:39,490 --> 00:22:42,861 (soft dramatic music) 412 00:23:01,746 --> 00:23:03,548 (ball thumping) 413 00:23:12,189 --> 00:23:14,393 (glass shattering) 414 00:23:23,168 --> 00:23:25,436 - [Randy] Xavier, (glass shattering) 415 00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,005 I'm talking to you. 416 00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:29,808 - What, What? (glass shattering) 417 00:23:30,341 --> 00:23:32,778 (clattering) 418 00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:37,115 - Where is the fuck is the toilet paper 419 00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:39,151 I asked you to buy last week? 420 00:23:41,152 --> 00:23:42,486 - I forgot to get it. 421 00:23:42,620 --> 00:23:45,223 - We are completely out! 422 00:23:45,724 --> 00:23:48,960 It is the one thing I asked you to do. 423 00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:51,195 - Honey, what are you trying to say? 424 00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:55,734 - I come home after working 24 hours 425 00:23:55,867 --> 00:24:02,040 nursing a people back to health to find a dirty apartment, 426 00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:05,544 the fridge has no food in it, 427 00:24:06,510 --> 00:24:09,014 the dog hasn't been washed, 428 00:24:10,948 --> 00:24:14,486 and the bills haven't been paid, 429 00:24:16,354 --> 00:24:22,561 and now we have no fucking toilet paper. 430 00:24:23,461 --> 00:24:24,830 You know what? 431 00:24:27,332 --> 00:24:28,166 I am done. 432 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:30,735 Get the fuck out. 433 00:24:31,703 --> 00:24:32,737 - What? 434 00:24:33,338 --> 00:24:37,241 - Get the fuck out! 435 00:24:38,009 --> 00:24:40,111 - What the fuck is wrong with you? 436 00:24:40,245 --> 00:24:43,248 I think COVID has gone to your head. 437 00:24:43,381 --> 00:24:46,985 - Do I have to do everything? (man knocking on door) 438 00:24:49,854 --> 00:24:51,823 Get the fucking door. 439 00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:58,597 (man sighing) God. 440 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:03,001 - What? 441 00:25:03,735 --> 00:25:07,371 - Hey, I'm just your neighbor down the hall. 442 00:25:08,339 --> 00:25:12,076 - Yeah, I still recognize you with all that on. 443 00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:16,114 - I was just seeing if you were okay. 444 00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:20,185 - That is so sweet of you to notice. 445 00:25:21,519 --> 00:25:22,787 - I come in peace. 446 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,289 - No, we are fine. 447 00:25:24,422 --> 00:25:25,723 You know, we've just been 448 00:25:25,856 --> 00:25:27,926 doing a little role reversal since COVID. 449 00:25:28,059 --> 00:25:31,229 My husband just doesn't seem to get it. 450 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:32,864 - He doesn't need to know our business. 451 00:25:32,997 --> 00:25:35,500 - I can tell him anything that I want to tell him. 452 00:25:35,633 --> 00:25:36,667 - Guys, toilet paper. 453 00:25:36,801 --> 00:25:38,069 I have extra. 454 00:25:38,202 --> 00:25:40,906 - Oh, um, 455 00:25:42,506 --> 00:25:46,143 I'm so sorry, I am so tired. 456 00:25:46,277 --> 00:25:47,445 - I know it's okay. 457 00:25:47,579 --> 00:25:49,614 I know you're under a lot of pressure 458 00:25:49,747 --> 00:25:51,082 and I don't even know 459 00:25:51,215 --> 00:25:53,217 how I'm gonna pay my bills without working. 460 00:25:53,351 --> 00:25:55,019 - Me neither. 461 00:25:55,453 --> 00:25:57,856 - And I'm unessential. 462 00:25:59,123 --> 00:26:00,292 - Non. 463 00:26:02,293 --> 00:26:04,628 - I'm non-essential. 464 00:26:04,762 --> 00:26:07,933 (people laughing) 465 00:26:13,004 --> 00:26:14,906 And look, if you'll excuse us, 466 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,141 I have some work to do. 467 00:26:17,274 --> 00:26:18,275 - Yeah, man. 468 00:26:18,409 --> 00:26:19,476 Do your thing. 469 00:26:19,610 --> 00:26:21,613 Have a good one. - Bye. 470 00:26:21,746 --> 00:26:23,348 - Be safe. 471 00:26:27,518 --> 00:26:30,755 (soft dramatic music) 472 00:26:37,862 --> 00:26:40,965 - Here's one I think you'll like, TUI, 473 00:26:41,099 --> 00:26:43,467 comes from the Latin word tutelage. 474 00:26:43,601 --> 00:26:47,305 Tutelage usually means specialized in individual guidance. 475 00:26:47,438 --> 00:26:50,208 Alexander the Great was under the tutelage 476 00:26:50,341 --> 00:26:54,745 of the philosopher Aristotle between the ages of 13 and 16, 477 00:26:54,879 --> 00:26:56,313 and his tutor inspired him 478 00:26:56,447 --> 00:27:00,651 with the love of philosophy, medicine, and science. 479 00:27:00,785 --> 00:27:02,854 At 16, he commanded his first army 480 00:27:02,987 --> 00:27:04,889 and by his death 16 years later, 481 00:27:05,023 --> 00:27:07,659 he had founded the greatest empire ever seen, 482 00:27:07,792 --> 00:27:09,293 but it's not so easy to trace the effects 483 00:27:09,427 --> 00:27:13,098 of the brilliant tutelage he had received in his youth. 484 00:27:14,766 --> 00:27:15,900 - Cool. 485 00:27:16,567 --> 00:27:18,069 Alex the Great. 486 00:27:19,103 --> 00:27:21,072 You trying to tell me something? 487 00:27:21,205 --> 00:27:24,009 And Aristotle, didn't he play for the Lakers? 488 00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:25,076 - Come on. 489 00:27:25,210 --> 00:27:26,511 - No, no, no, that was Ron Artez. 490 00:27:27,412 --> 00:27:30,481 But what's happening with King James anyway? 491 00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:33,918 - Why don't you just watch baseball reruns or something? 492 00:27:34,051 --> 00:27:36,488 - Well, ESPN is doing fantasy baseball games, 493 00:27:36,621 --> 00:27:38,856 but even I think that's pathetic, 494 00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:40,758 but come on, don't change the subject. 495 00:27:40,891 --> 00:27:43,027 Why doesn't he ever stay over two nights in a row? 496 00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:46,030 - Believe it or not Alex, that's none of your business. 497 00:27:46,163 --> 00:27:48,265 - Your business is located at a one way street, 498 00:27:48,399 --> 00:27:49,400 the dead ends. 499 00:27:49,534 --> 00:27:51,102 - And you know this how? 500 00:27:51,235 --> 00:27:54,105 - Because he's like every other guy. He's a freaking wolf. 501 00:27:54,238 --> 00:27:56,007 He's just better at holding in his inner animal 502 00:27:56,140 --> 00:27:57,575 for the first two minutes on your couch. 503 00:27:57,709 --> 00:28:00,177 - Just the thought of knowing that you can hear us 504 00:28:00,311 --> 00:28:01,880 on my couch makes me wanna fumigate. 505 00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:03,748 - Not everything can be written off 506 00:28:03,881 --> 00:28:05,182 with a silly little joke. 507 00:28:05,316 --> 00:28:06,384 - No, no joke. 508 00:28:06,517 --> 00:28:08,052 Like I have to convince you of anything 509 00:28:08,186 --> 00:28:09,921 when you're just trying to sabotage my shit. 510 00:28:10,054 --> 00:28:12,957 - Humor me for one second, okay? 511 00:28:13,091 --> 00:28:16,828 And tell me the qualities that are unique only to him. 512 00:28:17,662 --> 00:28:18,462 - Okay. 513 00:28:19,363 --> 00:28:23,133 He's genuine for starters, ever heard of that? 514 00:28:23,267 --> 00:28:27,572 And he's sincere, honest, trustworthy. 515 00:28:27,705 --> 00:28:29,139 - Loyal and obedient? 516 00:28:29,273 --> 00:28:32,409 Does he get a biscuit if he brings you your slippers? 517 00:28:32,543 --> 00:28:33,878 From what I hear, 518 00:28:34,012 --> 00:28:36,947 you two don't talk about anything of importance. 519 00:28:37,081 --> 00:28:39,350 Nothing personal, real, 520 00:28:39,484 --> 00:28:42,619 safe political opinions followed by safe personal insights. 521 00:28:42,753 --> 00:28:44,856 I mean, if one step lesson 522 00:28:44,989 --> 00:28:47,192 you could be talking to the freaking mailman. 523 00:28:48,359 --> 00:28:49,827 Why not ask him about something real? 524 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,496 Like if he's pro-life or pro-choice 525 00:28:52,630 --> 00:28:54,466 or try talking to him about taking it to the next level 526 00:28:54,599 --> 00:28:57,535 and then see how genuine of a guy he becomes. 527 00:28:57,669 --> 00:28:59,336 - [Zoe] Okay, and let me guess who you think 528 00:28:59,470 --> 00:29:00,872 my perfect boyfriend is. 529 00:29:01,005 --> 00:29:03,074 My backstabbing neighbor? 530 00:29:03,208 --> 00:29:04,976 Let me flip the question back on you. 531 00:29:05,109 --> 00:29:07,245 Are you pro-life or pro-choice? 532 00:29:07,378 --> 00:29:09,180 - I believe that all women should get to choose 533 00:29:09,313 --> 00:29:11,282 what they do with their bodies. 534 00:29:11,415 --> 00:29:13,417 Why a bunch of old white men get to decide 535 00:29:13,551 --> 00:29:15,152 is beyond me. 536 00:29:15,286 --> 00:29:18,356 - Careful now, that's awfully close to a thoughtful answer. 537 00:29:22,793 --> 00:29:23,928 Do you have a girlfriend? 538 00:29:24,061 --> 00:29:26,931 No, let me guess, you don't. 539 00:29:27,065 --> 00:29:30,802 - I date, not the same girl two nights in a row. 540 00:29:30,935 --> 00:29:32,537 Sound familiar? 541 00:29:33,404 --> 00:29:34,738 But I do let 'em sleep over once in a while 542 00:29:34,872 --> 00:29:36,440 even if I don't want them to. 543 00:29:36,573 --> 00:29:40,879 I guess I'm not as honest with my feelings as James. 544 00:29:42,780 --> 00:29:44,248 (glass crashing) 545 00:29:44,381 --> 00:29:47,151 - How does someone break a dish loading a dishwasher? 546 00:29:47,284 --> 00:29:49,554 Our china is our most expensive wedding gift, 547 00:29:49,687 --> 00:29:52,089 and why are you putting our china in the dishwasher 548 00:29:52,223 --> 00:29:53,991 in the first place? 549 00:29:54,124 --> 00:29:56,894 - I broke a plate and you're busting my balls. 550 00:29:57,027 --> 00:29:58,062 - Oh no, no, no. 551 00:29:58,195 --> 00:29:59,630 Those are working just fine. 552 00:29:59,764 --> 00:30:03,401 In fact, that is the only thing you seem to do right. 553 00:30:03,534 --> 00:30:05,269 - Fuck you. 554 00:30:05,403 --> 00:30:07,505 - Yeah that's not happening anytime soon. 555 00:30:07,638 --> 00:30:10,608 Look I am tired of always having to redo 556 00:30:10,742 --> 00:30:12,977 everything that you do. 557 00:30:13,110 --> 00:30:14,412 It's exhausting. 558 00:30:14,712 --> 00:30:17,915 - I'm trying, but all you tell me is I'm doing it wrong. 559 00:30:18,048 --> 00:30:19,951 - Because you are. 560 00:30:21,953 --> 00:30:24,555 - Look, before this COVID started, 561 00:30:24,689 --> 00:30:27,525 I went to work every day and I was respected 562 00:30:27,658 --> 00:30:32,029 and now I'm non-essential and I feel that way here 563 00:30:32,163 --> 00:30:33,598 and it hurts. 564 00:30:35,366 --> 00:30:36,634 - Oh shit. 565 00:30:37,535 --> 00:30:40,605 - Let's not go through that again. 566 00:30:44,475 --> 00:30:45,410 - Honey. 567 00:30:46,077 --> 00:30:47,078 - What? 568 00:30:48,379 --> 00:30:52,584 - This is a dust pan, not a broom shield. 569 00:30:55,019 --> 00:30:56,020 - Thanks. 570 00:31:01,759 --> 00:31:04,962 - So do you want me to take the glass outside 571 00:31:05,095 --> 00:31:07,298 or can I just throw it in this can? 572 00:31:08,332 --> 00:31:10,635 - The trash can is perfect. 573 00:31:16,774 --> 00:31:20,979 - Hey, isn't this book the one you've always wanted to read? 574 00:31:21,845 --> 00:31:24,682 - For like the last three years. 575 00:31:24,815 --> 00:31:26,417 - Well, why don't you go sit down and read it 576 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:29,153 and I'll finish cleaning the kitchen. 577 00:31:33,991 --> 00:31:35,627 - I love you too. 578 00:31:38,629 --> 00:31:40,098 (woman grunting) 579 00:31:40,931 --> 00:31:41,699 - Hey Randy. 580 00:31:41,832 --> 00:31:43,134 - [Randy] Yeah? 581 00:31:43,267 --> 00:31:45,469 - You sure make those crutches look sexy. 582 00:31:45,602 --> 00:31:47,238 - Hey, uh, Xavier? 583 00:31:47,372 --> 00:31:48,472 - Yeah? 584 00:31:48,605 --> 00:31:51,342 - Is that a broom or are you just happy to see me? 585 00:31:54,512 --> 00:31:55,813 Oh, way! 586 00:31:55,946 --> 00:31:57,415 (woman laughing) 587 00:31:57,548 --> 00:31:59,150 Watch out! 588 00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:06,291 (upbeat music) (people moaning and yelling) 589 00:32:18,403 --> 00:32:19,570 - What? 590 00:32:19,703 --> 00:32:21,005 - It's me. 591 00:32:21,138 --> 00:32:24,976 We were just making sure everybody here was alive. 592 00:32:27,712 --> 00:32:28,980 - Yeah. 593 00:32:29,113 --> 00:32:31,115 - We're just in the middle of something. 594 00:32:31,249 --> 00:32:33,851 - Yeah, we're working some things out still. 595 00:32:33,985 --> 00:32:35,353 - Outstanding. 596 00:32:37,287 --> 00:32:38,956 - We've gotta be quieter. 597 00:32:39,089 --> 00:32:41,159 - I'm gonna go get the ball gag. 598 00:32:42,826 --> 00:32:43,962 - Ball gag? 599 00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:47,030 - Too much information. 600 00:32:47,164 --> 00:32:49,233 (upbeat music) 601 00:32:49,367 --> 00:32:51,702 - Talk about getting to know your neighbors. 602 00:32:51,836 --> 00:32:54,772 (upbeat music) 603 00:32:54,906 --> 00:32:58,743 (people cheering and thumping) 604 00:33:06,083 --> 00:33:08,720 (TV playing) 605 00:33:14,792 --> 00:33:18,662 - How do you feel about not doing anything tonight? 606 00:33:18,796 --> 00:33:20,798 - Yeah, that's fine. 607 00:33:20,932 --> 00:33:22,967 But did I do something? 608 00:33:23,100 --> 00:33:24,668 - Like not give you enough sake? 609 00:33:24,801 --> 00:33:28,873 - I was just wondering if we could talk for a bit. 610 00:33:29,006 --> 00:33:30,507 - All right, anything. 611 00:33:30,641 --> 00:33:32,910 - He fidgets, hoping this doesn't take more than a minute 612 00:33:33,044 --> 00:33:34,078 to get back to business. 613 00:33:34,211 --> 00:33:35,946 - How do you feel about me? 614 00:33:36,079 --> 00:33:37,448 - Huh? 615 00:33:37,581 --> 00:33:38,783 I like you. 616 00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:40,884 I respect you. 617 00:33:41,018 --> 00:33:43,654 I really enjoy our time together, you know what I mean? 618 00:33:46,757 --> 00:33:49,059 - Then why don't you ever wanna spend the night? 619 00:33:49,193 --> 00:33:49,994 - I do. 620 00:33:50,127 --> 00:33:51,662 - You don't. 621 00:33:51,796 --> 00:33:53,297 - You know I deal with a lot of international companies, 622 00:33:53,430 --> 00:33:54,865 so I'm on the phone with Europe at 5:00 AM 623 00:33:54,999 --> 00:33:57,000 and by 9:00 AM our time they've already shut down, 624 00:33:57,134 --> 00:33:59,203 so I can't sleep in. 625 00:33:59,336 --> 00:34:00,704 - That doesn't explain weekends. 626 00:34:00,838 --> 00:34:02,239 - I know, I'm sorry. 627 00:34:02,372 --> 00:34:05,810 I was just listening to dumb voices in my head. 628 00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:08,812 (upbeat music) 629 00:34:08,946 --> 00:34:11,315 - And now it's time for the wolf to eat his sheep. 630 00:34:11,448 --> 00:34:13,250 He's gonna be real gentle in the beginning 631 00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:14,752 and real rough at the end just because 632 00:34:14,885 --> 00:34:17,788 he had to sort through her female mine fields. 633 00:34:17,921 --> 00:34:21,092 (soft dramatic music) 634 00:34:25,696 --> 00:34:26,597 - Hey you. 635 00:34:26,730 --> 00:34:27,999 - I'm sorry, 636 00:34:28,132 --> 00:34:29,834 do you need another minute to get dressed for dinner? 637 00:34:29,967 --> 00:34:31,168 - Heck no. 638 00:34:31,301 --> 00:34:32,770 Stuck in my apartment. 639 00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:34,638 I wanna be comfortable. 640 00:34:34,771 --> 00:34:36,574 (women laughing) 641 00:34:40,077 --> 00:34:42,480 Unless this bothers you. 642 00:34:45,382 --> 00:34:49,019 - When did you know that you liked women? 643 00:34:49,153 --> 00:34:51,122 - I've always known. 644 00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:53,791 - Isn't it weird that I haven't? 645 00:34:53,924 --> 00:34:55,192 - That's why you run so hard 646 00:34:55,325 --> 00:34:58,495 and hide so much, invisible woman. 647 00:34:58,628 --> 00:35:00,765 - Why do you keep calling me that? 648 00:35:01,832 --> 00:35:03,834 - You could simply live in Hong Kong, 649 00:35:03,967 --> 00:35:05,469 but then you wouldn't be able to run away 650 00:35:05,603 --> 00:35:07,271 from everyone you meet. 651 00:35:07,404 --> 00:35:09,773 Meet someone there, you're off to the states, 652 00:35:09,906 --> 00:35:13,311 meet someone here and you're off to Hong Kong. 653 00:35:14,244 --> 00:35:15,513 - Wow. 654 00:35:15,646 --> 00:35:17,882 - You're hiding, invisible even to yourself. 655 00:35:20,885 --> 00:35:24,155 Sorry, life's too short for bullshit, 656 00:35:24,288 --> 00:35:26,591 especially with COVID. - Yeah. 657 00:35:27,491 --> 00:35:29,460 Okay, no bullshit. 658 00:35:29,593 --> 00:35:31,729 You wanna know why I keep this place? 659 00:35:34,732 --> 00:35:37,468 'Cause of the way you look at me in the hall. 660 00:35:39,269 --> 00:35:40,871 - That's because I like you. 661 00:35:41,004 --> 00:35:43,040 - You don't even know me. 662 00:35:43,173 --> 00:35:45,243 - [Kim] You'd be surprised. 663 00:35:50,715 --> 00:35:52,550 - I got fired. 664 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:54,885 - What? 665 00:35:55,018 --> 00:35:56,086 - Hmm. 666 00:35:56,654 --> 00:35:58,355 But that means I'm gonna be spending 667 00:35:58,489 --> 00:36:02,560 a little more time in the states finding out 668 00:36:03,594 --> 00:36:06,864 what it's like to be visible. 669 00:36:06,997 --> 00:36:07,932 - Hmm. 670 00:36:09,233 --> 00:36:11,202 I can't wait to kiss you. 671 00:36:12,169 --> 00:36:15,239 - Lead me not into temptation. 672 00:36:17,140 --> 00:36:19,277 - But deliver us from evil. 673 00:36:19,910 --> 00:36:21,479 This is not evil. 674 00:36:25,449 --> 00:36:27,585 - I'm so fucking scared. 675 00:36:30,087 --> 00:36:30,922 - Good. 676 00:36:34,024 --> 00:36:36,827 - What, what are you-- 677 00:36:40,363 --> 00:36:43,133 ♪ Want you here, want you near ♪ 678 00:36:43,267 --> 00:36:47,571 ♪ Want you to hold me tighter, make me feel lighter ♪ 679 00:36:47,704 --> 00:36:49,406 ♪ Want you here, want you near ♪ 680 00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:53,344 ♪ And I want every little piece that you have to be singing ♪ 681 00:36:53,477 --> 00:36:56,947 ♪ Now for me and all of your, hang on, ♪ 682 00:36:57,081 --> 00:37:01,218 ♪ We've found that missing piece to be a tighter, ♪ 683 00:37:01,352 --> 00:37:05,856 ♪ Better, more of me and you ♪ 684 00:37:15,899 --> 00:37:17,168 - Oh shit. 685 00:37:17,301 --> 00:37:20,304 - I don't suppose I could get a cup of coffee from you. 686 00:37:24,408 --> 00:37:25,676 - Milk and sugar? 687 00:37:25,809 --> 00:37:27,211 - Just milk. 688 00:37:27,344 --> 00:37:29,981 (soft music) 689 00:37:34,284 --> 00:37:35,318 - [Alex] I got a question for you. 690 00:37:35,452 --> 00:37:37,722 - Yeah, what's that? 691 00:37:38,488 --> 00:37:39,790 - [Alex] Order up. 692 00:37:46,797 --> 00:37:49,934 What's your favorite movie of all time? 693 00:37:51,501 --> 00:37:53,170 - Pride and Prejudice. 694 00:37:53,303 --> 00:37:54,137 - Really? 695 00:37:55,105 --> 00:37:59,309 Let me guess, you love all Jane Austen movies, 696 00:37:59,443 --> 00:38:05,916 all types, all versions, all Jane, all men. 697 00:38:06,049 --> 00:38:08,919 - Yeah, I admit that they have some similarities, 698 00:38:09,052 --> 00:38:11,055 similar characters, similar storylines, 699 00:38:11,188 --> 00:38:15,526 but I just love the romance, the grandeur. 700 00:38:15,692 --> 00:38:18,762 Let me guess. You love ultra graphic films 701 00:38:18,896 --> 00:38:21,132 with a couple of bad jokes thrown in. 702 00:38:21,265 --> 00:38:23,767 You still enjoy the movies you liked as a child 703 00:38:23,901 --> 00:38:27,037 because your taste hasn't changed nor developed. 704 00:38:27,938 --> 00:38:32,042 I think that your favorite film is Diehard. 705 00:38:32,176 --> 00:38:35,946 Then Gladiator and Bourne Identity definitely make top 10. 706 00:38:37,247 --> 00:38:38,549 - Top five. 707 00:38:39,249 --> 00:38:40,084 - Sad. 708 00:38:40,684 --> 00:38:42,620 - Not as sad as last night. 709 00:38:46,022 --> 00:38:46,857 Too soon? 710 00:38:49,526 --> 00:38:50,661 Still there? 711 00:38:54,665 --> 00:38:56,100 How's the coffee? 712 00:38:58,435 --> 00:39:00,704 - I wonder why we drink coffee. 713 00:39:00,837 --> 00:39:04,107 I mean, why is it so popular, coffee and coffee houses. 714 00:39:04,241 --> 00:39:06,410 To me, the expensive kind and the cheap kind 715 00:39:06,544 --> 00:39:08,979 all taste the same with a little bit of milk in it. 716 00:39:12,216 --> 00:39:13,283 - Deep. 717 00:39:13,750 --> 00:39:17,588 Do you and James have these personally revealing 718 00:39:17,721 --> 00:39:20,024 conversations with each other like this? 719 00:39:22,526 --> 00:39:23,994 Yeah, but coffee, coffee. 720 00:39:24,127 --> 00:39:26,430 Yeah, I heard it was invented by a sheep herder, 721 00:39:26,563 --> 00:39:28,331 found a sheep eating coffee berries. 722 00:39:28,465 --> 00:39:30,033 It was all jittery. 723 00:39:30,634 --> 00:39:33,504 So we covered movies, we covered coffee. 724 00:39:34,137 --> 00:39:35,105 What else? 725 00:39:35,706 --> 00:39:37,975 Sports? You into any? 726 00:39:39,042 --> 00:39:40,143 - Just basketball. 727 00:39:40,277 --> 00:39:42,146 - Really? - No! 728 00:39:49,954 --> 00:39:51,055 This is nice. 729 00:39:52,623 --> 00:39:53,758 - What? 730 00:39:56,093 --> 00:39:57,461 - The silence. 731 00:39:59,363 --> 00:40:00,798 - Yeah, I'm good. 732 00:40:02,099 --> 00:40:03,434 - [Zoe] Me too. 733 00:40:04,368 --> 00:40:05,669 - Careful, 734 00:40:06,637 --> 00:40:08,672 that didn't feel mean at all. 735 00:40:11,074 --> 00:40:11,942 - I'm slipping. 736 00:40:12,276 --> 00:40:14,311 - [Alex] As long as you're not tripping 737 00:40:14,444 --> 00:40:15,846 'cause we can't go anywhere. 738 00:40:15,979 --> 00:40:17,647 Haha. You funny. 739 00:40:17,781 --> 00:40:19,283 - I keep having this funny thought 740 00:40:19,416 --> 00:40:22,786 that I'm turning into Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie. 741 00:40:22,919 --> 00:40:24,354 - [Zoe] You're turning into a woman? 742 00:40:24,487 --> 00:40:28,525 - No, I'm becoming a better man. 743 00:40:28,959 --> 00:40:32,563 In my case, talking to a wall. 744 00:40:33,363 --> 00:40:35,032 - So if this is the better version of you, 745 00:40:35,165 --> 00:40:38,803 then I'd be absolutely terrified to meet the old you. 746 00:40:50,247 --> 00:40:52,282 - Do you wanna come over for dinner tonight? 747 00:40:52,415 --> 00:40:56,119 If you don't have any plans, which I know you don't. 748 00:40:56,252 --> 00:40:58,188 I mean, we gotta get through this together 749 00:40:58,321 --> 00:41:01,191 whether you like it or not. 750 00:41:01,324 --> 00:41:03,093 I mean, I can take the hour 751 00:41:03,227 --> 00:41:06,997 and try and prove I'm not a cove idiot 752 00:41:07,130 --> 00:41:10,300 and you can shoot me down a bunch. 753 00:41:10,434 --> 00:41:12,236 That sounds fun, right? 754 00:41:13,937 --> 00:41:15,538 I mean, hey, you know, it's nothing formal. 755 00:41:15,672 --> 00:41:17,908 I mean, we just have to wear the masks 756 00:41:18,041 --> 00:41:20,477 and we can do the whole six feet apart thing. 757 00:41:20,611 --> 00:41:23,814 It's not even slightly romantic, yeah? 758 00:41:24,214 --> 00:41:27,251 Just two neighbors passing the time 759 00:41:28,585 --> 00:41:30,488 doing something a bit different. 760 00:41:31,688 --> 00:41:35,593 - And let me guess, pizza or Chinese? 761 00:41:36,961 --> 00:41:39,129 - I guess I am a bit of a stereotype. 762 00:41:39,263 --> 00:41:40,597 Mm-hmm. 763 00:41:40,731 --> 00:41:43,767 - You know, is it even safe to deliver food? 764 00:41:43,900 --> 00:41:45,369 I mean, we don't know who's cooking it, 765 00:41:45,502 --> 00:41:48,104 who's delivering it, if they're washing their hands, 766 00:41:48,238 --> 00:41:50,273 I have a novel idea. 767 00:41:50,407 --> 00:41:52,610 Why don't I cook? 768 00:41:52,743 --> 00:41:54,911 You know, you won't have to work out as much 769 00:41:55,045 --> 00:41:57,515 if you don't have so much to work off. 770 00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:00,583 - And the bitch is back. 771 00:42:01,351 --> 00:42:03,487 You're talking about cooking veggies, right? 772 00:42:03,620 --> 00:42:05,489 Like I think I know what those are. 773 00:42:05,622 --> 00:42:08,324 - You. - I know, me funny. 774 00:42:08,925 --> 00:42:10,327 I gotta go to the store anyway, 775 00:42:10,460 --> 00:42:12,629 so I'll pick up some salad stuff while I'm there, 776 00:42:12,763 --> 00:42:14,665 and 10 pounds of dressing. 777 00:42:14,798 --> 00:42:17,835 (soft music) 778 00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:22,572 - Hey. - Hey. 779 00:42:22,706 --> 00:42:24,141 - Best sleep of my life. 780 00:42:24,274 --> 00:42:28,378 - Oh, I'm glad somebody got some sleep. 781 00:42:28,512 --> 00:42:30,781 - You must be doing it wrong. 782 00:42:32,616 --> 00:42:34,652 - Which should tell you something. 783 00:42:35,152 --> 00:42:35,986 Hang on. 784 00:42:37,721 --> 00:42:38,756 Oh, 785 00:42:39,356 --> 00:42:40,357 I-- 786 00:42:40,924 --> 00:42:43,193 I called my brother this morning. 787 00:42:44,327 --> 00:42:45,996 - You came out to him? 788 00:42:46,129 --> 00:42:49,900 - I left a message to call me, but I plan to. 789 00:42:50,134 --> 00:42:52,670 I'm tired of being invisible. 790 00:42:54,471 --> 00:42:56,740 - Wow, I'm impressed. 791 00:42:57,474 --> 00:42:59,009 Letting your freak flag fly. 792 00:42:59,142 --> 00:43:00,577 - Hmm. 793 00:43:00,810 --> 00:43:02,412 He's going to be shocked. 794 00:43:02,546 --> 00:43:05,782 - Your family has known for as long as you. 795 00:43:05,916 --> 00:43:06,883 - What are you talking about? 796 00:43:07,017 --> 00:43:09,152 I just found out 12 hours ago. 797 00:43:09,285 --> 00:43:10,354 - You knew. 798 00:43:10,487 --> 00:43:13,624 You admitted it to yourself 12 hours ago. 799 00:43:14,958 --> 00:43:16,694 - You wanna know something funny? 800 00:43:17,727 --> 00:43:18,762 - Mhm. 801 00:43:20,297 --> 00:43:24,001 - If it weren't for the separation 802 00:43:26,303 --> 00:43:27,270 and Skype. 803 00:43:27,737 --> 00:43:28,839 - [woman] Yeah? 804 00:43:30,406 --> 00:43:33,143 I never could have done what we did last night. 805 00:43:33,677 --> 00:43:34,678 - Okay. 806 00:43:35,211 --> 00:43:36,179 I see that. 807 00:43:36,313 --> 00:43:38,816 - I mean, this is probably bad to say, but 808 00:43:40,016 --> 00:43:42,152 this pandemic saved my life. 809 00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:45,155 - Thanks to you. 810 00:43:45,288 --> 00:43:47,157 - Girl, this is probably bad to say, 811 00:43:47,290 --> 00:43:51,261 but you should come over here right now. 812 00:43:51,395 --> 00:43:52,896 - What? 813 00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:55,632 - Oh, this is crazy. 814 00:43:55,766 --> 00:43:57,901 I need to hold you, kiss you, 815 00:43:58,034 --> 00:44:00,270 and make you feel as special as you are. 816 00:44:00,404 --> 00:44:03,207 - I...I don't. 817 00:44:04,174 --> 00:44:05,009 - Kiss me. 818 00:44:05,608 --> 00:44:06,743 - On the screen? 819 00:44:07,577 --> 00:44:10,380 Computer screens are seven times more dirty 820 00:44:10,514 --> 00:44:12,082 than your toilet. 821 00:44:12,215 --> 00:44:16,220 - Not yours, and especially not yours during coronavirus. 822 00:44:16,353 --> 00:44:19,623 I know you, you clean that screen every 10 minutes. 823 00:44:19,756 --> 00:44:22,159 (woman blows kiss) 824 00:44:22,292 --> 00:44:23,861 Happy? 825 00:44:24,594 --> 00:44:25,729 - Horrified. 826 00:44:25,862 --> 00:44:27,164 Who am I, your mother? 827 00:44:27,297 --> 00:44:30,434 - Oh, you do not wanna bring up my mother. 828 00:44:31,634 --> 00:44:33,270 (woman laughing) 829 00:44:33,770 --> 00:44:34,905 - Hmm. 830 00:44:35,972 --> 00:44:39,043 Do something sexy. 831 00:44:39,910 --> 00:44:41,778 - You are like a dirty old man. 832 00:44:41,911 --> 00:44:44,714 - Oh, damn, below the belt. 833 00:44:44,847 --> 00:44:46,784 - Literally. 834 00:44:50,454 --> 00:44:51,455 - I like you. 835 00:44:52,556 --> 00:44:53,389 - Yeah? 836 00:44:53,923 --> 00:44:57,361 Even though I take forever? 837 00:44:57,961 --> 00:44:59,797 - Forever. 838 00:45:01,598 --> 00:45:02,433 Forever. 839 00:45:04,401 --> 00:45:06,270 I like the sound of that. 840 00:45:09,139 --> 00:45:11,541 I've never said that to anyone before. 841 00:45:12,309 --> 00:45:15,212 - I've never heard that word from anyone before. 842 00:45:16,780 --> 00:45:23,853 ♪ We're so much better, it's harder, better, for many ♪ 843 00:45:23,986 --> 00:45:27,091 (woman vocalizing) 844 00:45:35,298 --> 00:45:38,235 (James knocking on door) - Come in. 845 00:45:39,536 --> 00:45:40,471 - Hey. 846 00:45:41,471 --> 00:45:42,305 - Hey. 847 00:45:43,339 --> 00:45:45,642 - I've been thinking a lot about what you said last night. 848 00:45:45,775 --> 00:45:47,377 You're making dinner? 849 00:45:47,510 --> 00:45:48,845 - Oh no, no, no. 850 00:45:48,979 --> 00:45:50,580 This is just a care package for a neighbor. 851 00:45:50,747 --> 00:45:55,051 Um, yeah, I'm gonna go deliver that and I'll be right back, 852 00:45:55,185 --> 00:45:57,454 so just make yourself comfortable. 853 00:45:57,588 --> 00:45:58,489 - Okay. 854 00:46:05,662 --> 00:46:06,930 - I heard. 855 00:46:07,630 --> 00:46:09,066 Don't worry about it. 856 00:46:15,872 --> 00:46:17,174 - At least you get free food. 857 00:46:17,307 --> 00:46:18,809 - I guess he sensed you were jumping ship. 858 00:46:18,942 --> 00:46:20,610 Now he's gonna get all syrupy sweet on ya. 859 00:46:20,744 --> 00:46:23,881 Whatever it takes to keep his ship dock in bay, right? 860 00:46:25,048 --> 00:46:26,883 - Why did I ever agree to have dinner with you? 861 00:46:27,017 --> 00:46:29,185 - I don't know, chalk it up to being bored stiff 862 00:46:29,319 --> 00:46:31,688 and taking pity on your loser neighbor. 863 00:46:31,822 --> 00:46:33,857 Hey, whatever's in here smells nice. 864 00:46:33,990 --> 00:46:35,826 Goodnight. - [Zoe] Night. 865 00:46:35,959 --> 00:46:38,028 - I bought ear plugs. 866 00:46:46,436 --> 00:46:47,237 - Anyway, 867 00:46:49,906 --> 00:46:51,241 I've been thinking a lot 868 00:46:51,375 --> 00:46:52,843 about what you said last night and you're right. 869 00:46:52,976 --> 00:46:54,911 I have been neglectful and been 870 00:46:55,045 --> 00:46:57,046 way too preoccupied with work, 871 00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:00,016 but I don't work tomorrow morning, 872 00:47:00,149 --> 00:47:02,019 so if you want me to stay the night I can, 873 00:47:02,152 --> 00:47:03,854 unless you just wanna sit here and talk. 874 00:47:03,987 --> 00:47:04,888 - Why? 875 00:47:05,021 --> 00:47:06,456 - Why what? 876 00:47:06,590 --> 00:47:08,358 Seem like you're acting different lately. 877 00:47:08,491 --> 00:47:10,260 - I just wanna make sure that you're not paying me a visit 878 00:47:10,393 --> 00:47:14,164 because you're worried that I'm having doubts. 879 00:47:14,865 --> 00:47:16,834 - That was no. 880 00:47:20,903 --> 00:47:22,272 I should go. 881 00:47:22,405 --> 00:47:25,275 - Nope, no, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I just-- 882 00:47:25,409 --> 00:47:27,143 I've just been locked in this place for too long 883 00:47:27,276 --> 00:47:29,145 and I've left to my thoughts 884 00:47:29,279 --> 00:47:32,249 and just making up problems that don't exist. 885 00:47:32,915 --> 00:47:33,617 - Oh. 886 00:47:34,084 --> 00:47:36,053 - How can I make it up to you? 887 00:47:37,654 --> 00:47:38,821 What about a lingerie show? 888 00:47:38,955 --> 00:47:42,492 (upbeat music) 889 00:47:51,368 --> 00:47:56,306 (person singing rock music indistinctly) 890 00:47:58,709 --> 00:48:01,478 ♪ I'm losing sight between the right and wrong ♪ 891 00:48:01,612 --> 00:48:04,614 ♪ Gotta run away and get around ♪ 892 00:48:04,747 --> 00:48:07,083 ♪ Breaking out, breaking rules now ♪ 893 00:48:07,217 --> 00:48:09,852 ♪ You got it bad, you got it good ♪ 894 00:48:09,986 --> 00:48:12,589 ♪ You know my name ♪ 895 00:48:12,722 --> 00:48:18,128 ♪ Yeah, yeah, you better know my name ♪ 896 00:48:18,862 --> 00:48:22,966 ♪ I am a bad man ♪ 897 00:48:23,099 --> 00:48:25,435 ♪ Taking out the bad guy ♪ 898 00:48:25,569 --> 00:48:28,738 ♪ Having fun with a bad guy ♪ 899 00:48:28,871 --> 00:48:31,608 ♪ We're raisin' hell ♪ 900 00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:34,378 ♪ I am a bad guy ♪ 901 00:48:34,511 --> 00:48:36,413 (Alex grunting) (singer singing indistinctly) 902 00:48:36,546 --> 00:48:40,083 ♪ Ain't no good, I'm a bad guy ♪ 903 00:48:40,216 --> 00:48:42,552 ♪ I am no good, no good ♪ 904 00:48:42,685 --> 00:48:43,954 - Have a great night. 905 00:48:44,087 --> 00:48:45,455 Loved the show. 906 00:48:45,588 --> 00:48:46,690 - Well, thank you. 907 00:48:47,424 --> 00:48:48,926 - Talk to you tomorrow. 908 00:48:50,092 --> 00:48:51,528 (door squeaking) 909 00:48:51,661 --> 00:48:53,196 - Bye. 910 00:49:02,939 --> 00:49:03,974 Morning. 911 00:49:07,410 --> 00:49:08,945 You know, I was gonna tell you 912 00:49:09,078 --> 00:49:11,280 that James and I almost broke up, 913 00:49:11,414 --> 00:49:13,984 but then I realized I was sounding like you, 914 00:49:14,117 --> 00:49:15,518 and then I knew I was wrong, 915 00:49:15,652 --> 00:49:18,621 so I don't understand how you have the nerve 916 00:49:18,755 --> 00:49:20,324 to tell me anything. 917 00:49:21,324 --> 00:49:23,794 - Yeah, I'll let you finish. 918 00:49:23,927 --> 00:49:25,595 It's more than I can say for James. 919 00:49:25,729 --> 00:49:27,597 Does he ever let you... 920 00:49:27,731 --> 00:49:29,499 finish? 921 00:49:31,635 --> 00:49:35,505 - But you're nothing like him at all, right? 922 00:49:35,805 --> 00:49:39,977 - With some, sure, the ones that I don't care about. 923 00:49:42,245 --> 00:49:43,913 - But that's not me. 924 00:49:44,380 --> 00:49:47,985 You truly care about me, right? 925 00:49:52,489 --> 00:49:53,724 - Yeah. 926 00:50:01,898 --> 00:50:06,402 You know, it was good by the way, your dish. 927 00:50:06,736 --> 00:50:08,038 Thanks again. 928 00:50:08,871 --> 00:50:11,274 Good, but not quite fair. 929 00:50:11,741 --> 00:50:15,245 I get your pot, James gets your honey pot. 930 00:50:17,414 --> 00:50:19,582 - Had to make up for that sweet comment, right? 931 00:50:19,716 --> 00:50:22,786 - [Alex] We can snipe at each other later, I got shit to do. 932 00:50:22,919 --> 00:50:23,954 - Like what? 933 00:50:24,087 --> 00:50:25,689 - [Alex] Quarantine shit. 934 00:50:25,822 --> 00:50:28,558 Wash your pot for one. 935 00:50:28,691 --> 00:50:29,926 (dramatic music) 936 00:50:30,059 --> 00:50:33,262 ♪ Hey, I'm here on layaway ♪ 937 00:50:33,396 --> 00:50:35,198 ♪ I'm doing laps around the house ♪ 938 00:50:35,332 --> 00:50:37,066 ♪ Ain't nothin' going today ♪ 939 00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:41,337 ♪ I punt an 18 hole course from the kitchen to the bedroom ♪ 940 00:50:41,470 --> 00:50:43,339 ♪ But the ball keeps disappearing ♪ 941 00:50:43,473 --> 00:50:46,342 ♪ 'Cause the cats are in the way ♪ 942 00:50:46,476 --> 00:50:50,247 ♪ Man, you should see my wood pile ♪ 943 00:50:50,380 --> 00:50:53,116 ♪ It's the eighth wonder of the world ♪ 944 00:50:53,249 --> 00:50:55,318 ♪ Remember tool in the toolbox ♪ 945 00:50:55,452 --> 00:50:57,687 ♪ Well they shine like glam ♪ 946 00:50:57,821 --> 00:51:00,122 ♪ And like now they'll demonstrate every single one ♪ 947 00:51:00,256 --> 00:51:03,960 ♪ Of the 127 uses for WD-40 ♪ 948 00:51:04,094 --> 00:51:06,929 ♪ Oh my layaway ♪ 949 00:51:07,296 --> 00:51:11,367 ♪ I'm going a little cray ♪ 950 00:51:11,501 --> 00:51:15,238 ♪ Free time's a favor but I'll pay for it later ♪ 951 00:51:15,371 --> 00:51:19,509 ♪ Well I'm on my layaway ♪ 952 00:51:20,076 --> 00:51:23,547 (upbeat music) 953 00:51:30,152 --> 00:51:30,953 - Whatcha doin'? 954 00:51:31,087 --> 00:51:32,489 - Reading a script. 955 00:51:33,223 --> 00:51:34,624 - You're up for a role. 956 00:51:34,757 --> 00:51:37,627 That's great considering all of Hollywood shut down. 957 00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:42,065 - Well, quarantine isn't gonna last forever, 958 00:51:42,198 --> 00:51:44,300 but okay, you got me. 959 00:51:44,967 --> 00:51:47,436 This script doesn't necessarily have a role for me, 960 00:51:47,570 --> 00:51:51,407 but I just like reading it for fun and to learn. 961 00:51:51,541 --> 00:51:55,378 - If you could play any role, what would you play? 962 00:51:55,511 --> 00:51:56,679 - [Zoe] Cleopatra. 963 00:51:56,813 --> 00:51:58,815 - Cleopatra, really? 964 00:51:59,816 --> 00:52:01,284 She's your role model? 965 00:52:01,417 --> 00:52:03,453 She was a con artist whore. 966 00:52:04,220 --> 00:52:05,755 - Wow. 967 00:52:05,889 --> 00:52:09,693 - [Alex] Sorry, actually, I think I'm mixing her up with me. 968 00:52:09,826 --> 00:52:12,362 You're sexy when you shake your head like that, 969 00:52:14,230 --> 00:52:16,499 not as sexy as Cleopatra though. 970 00:52:16,632 --> 00:52:18,468 You might have to work on that. 971 00:52:19,435 --> 00:52:20,737 - I will work on it 972 00:52:20,870 --> 00:52:23,974 just as soon as you work on your John McClain. 973 00:52:24,107 --> 00:52:28,511 ♪ I'm at home on layaway ♪ 974 00:52:28,644 --> 00:52:32,615 ♪ I'm going a little cray ♪ 975 00:52:32,749 --> 00:52:36,486 ♪ Free time's a favor but I'll pay for it later ♪ 976 00:52:36,619 --> 00:52:41,090 ♪ Well I'm on my layaway ♪ 977 00:52:41,224 --> 00:52:42,758 (upbeat music) 978 00:52:43,159 --> 00:52:44,861 ♪ I'm still here ♪ 979 00:52:46,296 --> 00:52:48,932 ♪ Still here ♪ 980 00:52:49,065 --> 00:52:49,965 - Howdy sis? 981 00:52:50,099 --> 00:52:50,934 - What are you doing here? 982 00:52:51,067 --> 00:52:52,401 I told you to call me. 983 00:52:52,535 --> 00:52:56,505 Figures you'd show up maskless and carefree. 984 00:52:56,639 --> 00:52:59,275 - I think you mean careless and you'd probably be right. 985 00:52:59,408 --> 00:53:00,677 I couldn't care less, 986 00:53:00,810 --> 00:53:02,578 but your call was quite a step up 987 00:53:02,711 --> 00:53:06,550 from your usual text message with smiley faces so 988 00:53:06,683 --> 00:53:07,383 what's up? 989 00:53:07,517 --> 00:53:08,818 - Have to be something up? 990 00:53:08,951 --> 00:53:10,520 - Considering you've never invited me over. 991 00:53:10,653 --> 00:53:12,355 - And I still haven't invited you over. 992 00:53:12,488 --> 00:53:14,691 - And you have yet to invite me in. 993 00:53:17,661 --> 00:53:19,395 - You know, I wanted to invite you over 994 00:53:19,528 --> 00:53:20,964 before all of this stuff, 995 00:53:21,097 --> 00:53:25,702 but I've always been on the road nonstop. 996 00:53:26,369 --> 00:53:29,706 Besides you're busy with your family and 997 00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:31,741 you're so far away. 998 00:53:31,874 --> 00:53:34,644 - I drove over here in less than an hour, 999 00:53:35,645 --> 00:53:37,581 so I repeat, what's up? 1000 00:53:38,781 --> 00:53:39,616 - I 1001 00:53:41,150 --> 00:53:42,986 wanted to touch base. 1002 00:53:43,853 --> 00:53:46,423 I mean, you have no idea how lonely it is 1003 00:53:46,556 --> 00:53:49,993 when you're single during a stay at home. 1004 00:53:51,894 --> 00:53:52,862 - What's up? 1005 00:53:52,996 --> 00:53:55,265 - I found someone, I met somebody. 1006 00:53:56,432 --> 00:53:58,901 - And I thought you said you were lonely. 1007 00:53:59,035 --> 00:54:01,604 Well, tell me about him. 1008 00:54:01,737 --> 00:54:02,672 - He's 1009 00:54:11,047 --> 00:54:11,881 a she. 1010 00:54:16,820 --> 00:54:18,288 - So what, you just got so lonely 1011 00:54:18,421 --> 00:54:19,823 you figured any port in a storm? 1012 00:54:19,956 --> 00:54:21,791 - I think I've always been in this port. 1013 00:54:21,925 --> 00:54:24,427 - Maybe you've never been in a storm. 1014 00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:25,995 Well what do you want me to say? 1015 00:54:26,129 --> 00:54:28,231 That it's all fine and dandy? 1016 00:54:28,364 --> 00:54:29,532 No problem? 1017 00:54:29,933 --> 00:54:32,735 Don't give our entire upbringing another thought? 1018 00:54:32,869 --> 00:54:34,037 God. 1019 00:54:38,007 --> 00:54:38,875 - Yeah. 1020 00:54:39,542 --> 00:54:40,944 - This is rich. 1021 00:54:42,111 --> 00:54:43,746 Remember this? Hmm? 1022 00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:47,817 The unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God. 1023 00:54:47,950 --> 00:54:52,054 Homosexuals will not inherit the kingdom of God. 1024 00:54:52,321 --> 00:54:55,959 - Nor adulterers, nor drunkards, 1025 00:54:56,092 --> 00:54:59,329 1 Corinthians 6:9 and 10. 1026 00:55:01,264 --> 00:55:02,465 Forget it. 1027 00:55:02,598 --> 00:55:05,068 (soft music) 1028 00:55:10,740 --> 00:55:14,577 Come on Paul, what would Jesus say? 1029 00:55:18,615 --> 00:55:20,850 - He would probably say something like 1030 00:55:21,817 --> 00:55:24,387 above all, love each other deeply 1031 00:55:25,554 --> 00:55:28,858 because love can cover a multitude of sins. 1032 00:55:30,526 --> 00:55:32,595 - Peter 4:8. 1033 00:55:32,962 --> 00:55:34,297 Not that I sinned. 1034 00:55:35,031 --> 00:55:37,867 - Between the two of us, you were always the saint. 1035 00:55:39,435 --> 00:55:40,904 I'm the last person 1036 00:55:41,037 --> 00:55:43,039 that should be throwing stones from my glass house. 1037 00:55:46,442 --> 00:55:47,777 You look happy. 1038 00:55:48,611 --> 00:55:51,581 (soft music) 1039 00:55:51,714 --> 00:55:53,516 I'm happy for you. 1040 00:55:58,054 --> 00:55:58,821 Come on. 1041 00:55:58,955 --> 00:56:01,991 - COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID. 1042 00:56:02,125 --> 00:56:03,760 - I love you. 1043 00:56:06,963 --> 00:56:08,565 - I love you too. 1044 00:56:10,066 --> 00:56:11,234 Put a mask on. 1045 00:56:12,001 --> 00:56:18,141 (people laughing) (soft music) 1046 00:56:29,285 --> 00:56:30,853 - COSM. 1047 00:56:31,687 --> 00:56:34,090 Comes from the Greek word for order. 1048 00:56:34,223 --> 00:56:36,960 Since the Greeks believe the universe was an orderly place, 1049 00:56:37,093 --> 00:56:41,230 words in this group usually relate to the universe, 1050 00:56:41,364 --> 00:56:44,500 so cosmonaut was the word for space traveler 1051 00:56:44,634 --> 00:56:46,669 from the former Soviet Union, 1052 00:56:46,803 --> 00:56:48,638 the roots of our own word, astronaut, 1053 00:56:48,771 --> 00:56:50,974 suggests star traveler instead. 1054 00:56:51,107 --> 00:56:54,177 Oddly enough, cosmetics comes from the same roots 1055 00:56:54,310 --> 00:56:55,978 since putting things in order is similar 1056 00:56:56,111 --> 00:56:58,948 to decorating something such as your face. 1057 00:57:00,716 --> 00:57:02,518 - I have to bite off that. 1058 00:57:02,651 --> 00:57:04,687 Gimme a book so I can read. 1059 00:57:06,222 --> 00:57:09,292 - I just feel like our vocabulary is so limited, 1060 00:57:09,425 --> 00:57:10,894 including mine. 1061 00:57:11,027 --> 00:57:12,762 Hence the book. 1062 00:57:13,963 --> 00:57:16,098 I mean, look at the songs we listen to, 1063 00:57:16,231 --> 00:57:19,802 the rhymes and the lyrics are so predictable. 1064 00:57:20,970 --> 00:57:24,274 I mean, how can someone write meaningful songs 1065 00:57:24,407 --> 00:57:28,243 if they don't study the meaning of the words? 1066 00:57:28,377 --> 00:57:29,746 - Why listen to rap? 1067 00:57:31,313 --> 00:57:32,949 Not the dumb shit rap, 1068 00:57:33,282 --> 00:57:37,620 Drake, Jay-Z, and you can't forget Tupac. 1069 00:57:38,788 --> 00:57:42,591 I mean, I don't always agree with what they're saying, 1070 00:57:42,725 --> 00:57:45,762 but at least they're saying something. 1071 00:57:45,895 --> 00:57:48,565 - I don't know, I like music about love. 1072 00:57:49,364 --> 00:57:51,500 I love your smile. 1073 00:57:51,634 --> 00:57:53,235 I love your hair. 1074 00:57:53,736 --> 00:57:55,505 I love the way you walk. 1075 00:57:56,538 --> 00:57:58,741 There's something about you, 1076 00:58:00,143 --> 00:58:03,179 but nobody ever explains well that something is. 1077 00:58:04,346 --> 00:58:06,081 - Like your James. 1078 00:58:06,215 --> 00:58:07,717 - Here we go. 1079 00:58:09,184 --> 00:58:10,586 - All he has to do is say I love you, 1080 00:58:10,719 --> 00:58:14,357 and your heart melts if he ever has. 1081 00:58:15,157 --> 00:58:18,728 He never has to say why he actually cares, 1082 00:58:19,595 --> 00:58:23,566 what it is exactly he likes besides your sugar pot. 1083 00:58:28,137 --> 00:58:29,272 Goin' to school? 1084 00:58:31,441 --> 00:58:32,675 - Glad you changed the subject 1085 00:58:32,809 --> 00:58:35,377 because it was one word from your last. 1086 00:58:35,778 --> 00:58:39,214 Yeah, but if you really want to know, 1087 00:58:40,015 --> 00:58:42,218 Santa Monica Community College. 1088 00:58:42,351 --> 00:58:43,620 Yeah. 1089 00:58:43,753 --> 00:58:45,855 I mean, no one in my family had a degree 1090 00:58:45,988 --> 00:58:50,093 and I'm not looking for sympathy but I came from nothing, 1091 00:58:50,826 --> 00:58:52,295 less than nothing. 1092 00:58:53,362 --> 00:58:57,033 Unfortunately, my father wasn't absent. 1093 00:58:57,967 --> 00:59:00,703 It would've been a lot better if he was, 1094 00:59:00,836 --> 00:59:03,973 if he disappeared the moment I was born. 1095 00:59:14,183 --> 00:59:15,051 - I'm sorry. 1096 00:59:16,619 --> 00:59:17,654 Really. 1097 00:59:18,921 --> 00:59:22,058 I wasn't exactly born on third base either, 1098 00:59:23,892 --> 00:59:29,098 but I had two parents, do have two parents. 1099 00:59:31,534 --> 00:59:32,569 Seriously, 1100 00:59:34,470 --> 00:59:35,904 kind of feel you, 1101 00:59:37,005 --> 00:59:39,975 like ya even more knowing you had to struggle. 1102 00:59:40,108 --> 00:59:44,581 Makes me feel like a loser for not trying harder. 1103 00:59:52,455 --> 00:59:59,895 Time for me to not only improve my fantastic body and buddy career-- 1104 01:00:00,028 --> 01:00:03,967 but time to expand my mind, 1105 01:00:07,369 --> 01:00:09,772 my spirit, my cosmos. 1106 01:00:11,573 --> 01:00:12,609 - Hmm. 1107 01:00:14,010 --> 01:00:18,480 Well, I'm gonna give you time to expand on that. 1108 01:00:19,147 --> 01:00:21,217 I'm gonna go back to my apartment. 1109 01:00:28,357 --> 01:00:30,793 (soft music) 1110 01:01:55,778 --> 01:01:58,281 (dishes clattering) Good morning. 1111 01:02:08,157 --> 01:02:10,259 - Hey, good morning. 1112 01:02:10,392 --> 01:02:11,793 - Just wake up? 1113 01:02:11,927 --> 01:02:13,362 - [Alex] Read all night. 1114 01:02:14,397 --> 01:02:15,498 - Did it hurt? 1115 01:02:16,465 --> 01:02:18,400 - Sort of knocked me out. 1116 01:02:18,534 --> 01:02:20,903 I was reading about black holes in the universe 1117 01:02:21,037 --> 01:02:23,839 and how they're gonna devour everything in their paths 1118 01:02:23,973 --> 01:02:26,342 and devour Earth. 1119 01:02:27,810 --> 01:02:29,412 It got me thinking, 1120 01:02:31,046 --> 01:02:34,116 if a black hole will eat everything in their path, 1121 01:02:34,249 --> 01:02:37,920 then at some point they're gonna explode, right? 1122 01:02:38,053 --> 01:02:40,990 Which means there's gonna be a whole other Big Bang. 1123 01:02:42,057 --> 01:02:43,392 A new beginning. 1124 01:02:44,159 --> 01:02:47,730 - Oh, yeah, yeah, I was thinking that too. 1125 01:02:48,731 --> 01:02:51,501 - I know that I baffled you with my bullshit. 1126 01:02:52,835 --> 01:02:55,270 Do you want to try for dinner again? 1127 01:02:55,404 --> 01:02:56,405 Tonight? 1128 01:02:57,105 --> 01:02:59,908 As long as it's not King James time, you know? 1129 01:03:00,042 --> 01:03:04,814 - Well, he actually left town during quarantine. 1130 01:03:05,548 --> 01:03:07,349 His work insisted on it. 1131 01:03:07,483 --> 01:03:09,318 - Outstanding. 1132 01:03:10,152 --> 01:03:14,490 That's a major bummer. So, same time, same place? 1133 01:03:15,124 --> 01:03:22,365 (upbeat music) 1134 01:03:44,019 --> 01:03:45,822 (door knocking) 1135 01:04:06,642 --> 01:04:08,010 - Hey stranger. 1136 01:04:09,812 --> 01:04:11,080 Not glad to see me? 1137 01:04:11,213 --> 01:04:13,782 - No, no, no, I am, I am just surprised. 1138 01:04:13,916 --> 01:04:15,451 You know, quarantine and all. 1139 01:04:15,584 --> 01:04:17,753 - Since when do you give one shit about quarantine 1140 01:04:17,887 --> 01:04:20,089 or what anyone says? 1141 01:04:21,123 --> 01:04:22,625 - Whatcha cooking? - Umm... 1142 01:04:22,758 --> 01:04:24,193 I didn't know you knew how. 1143 01:04:24,326 --> 01:04:27,362 - I've been learning a lot of new things these days. 1144 01:04:27,496 --> 01:04:30,566 (upbeat music) 1145 01:04:34,836 --> 01:04:37,173 - You turn into a Buddhist monk? 1146 01:04:39,541 --> 01:04:40,376 Thank God. 1147 01:04:41,477 --> 01:04:42,344 (door knocking) 1148 01:04:42,845 --> 01:04:45,648 Company? During quarantine? 1149 01:04:46,915 --> 01:04:50,152 - Probably just the neighbors sharing supplies. 1150 01:04:51,953 --> 01:04:53,923 Oh hey, hey. 1151 01:04:54,789 --> 01:04:55,891 Thank you so much. 1152 01:04:56,024 --> 01:04:58,660 - Yeah. - Hey, I owe you too. 1153 01:04:58,794 --> 01:05:00,596 I'm so sorry, sorry. 1154 01:05:02,798 --> 01:05:04,066 Sorry. 1155 01:05:04,699 --> 01:05:06,035 - Cool neighbor. 1156 01:05:06,168 --> 01:05:08,971 Kind of hot, kind of likes you, 1157 01:05:10,005 --> 01:05:11,940 but she'll have to wait in line. 1158 01:05:12,074 --> 01:05:14,677 (upbeat music) 1159 01:05:27,923 --> 01:05:29,225 - Let's do it. 1160 01:05:30,726 --> 01:05:33,496 (upbeat music) 1161 01:05:38,901 --> 01:05:41,704 (woman moaning) 1162 01:05:45,074 --> 01:05:46,342 ♪ Happy day, happy day ♪ 1163 01:05:46,475 --> 01:05:48,076 ♪ I'm happy, I'm angry the other day ♪ 1164 01:05:48,210 --> 01:05:49,611 ♪ I could trip on life ♪ 1165 01:05:49,744 --> 01:05:50,979 ♪ But I'd rather be glad the pandemic hit ♪ 1166 01:05:51,112 --> 01:05:52,781 ♪ The whole word was sick ♪ 1167 01:05:52,914 --> 01:05:55,584 ♪ I got depressed and I got the texts out to nowhere like ♪ 1168 01:05:55,718 --> 01:05:57,720 ♪ Invite to party, but not in person ♪ 1169 01:05:57,853 --> 01:05:59,921 ♪ I was introduced to Zoom ♪ 1170 01:06:00,055 --> 01:06:03,459 ♪ Okay ♪ (machine whirring) 1171 01:06:03,592 --> 01:06:04,793 ♪ What's that? ♪ 1172 01:06:04,926 --> 01:06:10,166 (man singing indistinctly) (machine whirring loudly) 1173 01:06:12,501 --> 01:06:14,436 ♪ I'm glad you ain't dead, I'm happy you alive ♪ 1174 01:06:14,570 --> 01:06:17,072 ♪ Guess we gotta stay inside ♪ 1175 01:06:17,206 --> 01:06:18,607 ♪ And do the best with what we got ♪ 1176 01:06:18,740 --> 01:06:21,544 ♪ Make the best with what we got ♪ 1177 01:06:21,677 --> 01:06:24,380 ♪ My rhymes are off the chain ♪ 1178 01:06:24,513 --> 01:06:26,514 ♪ And there's no way for it to stop ♪ 1179 01:06:26,648 --> 01:06:29,818 ♪ No way for it to stop, no, no ♪ 1180 01:06:29,952 --> 01:06:33,990 (person singing indistinctly) 1181 01:06:37,393 --> 01:06:38,227 - Great. 1182 01:06:39,761 --> 01:06:40,763 I'm starved. 1183 01:06:44,366 --> 01:06:47,036 You were a beast last night. 1184 01:06:47,937 --> 01:06:49,472 - You weren't so bad yourself. 1185 01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:52,707 - Can we turn down the music? 1186 01:06:52,841 --> 01:06:55,444 (upbeat music) 1187 01:06:57,279 --> 01:07:01,017 The only thing you ever made for me was a phone call. 1188 01:07:04,419 --> 01:07:06,889 Your hot neighbor can cook. 1189 01:07:07,022 --> 01:07:08,757 - Hunger is the best recipe. 1190 01:07:08,891 --> 01:07:11,360 - Good sex is the best recipe. 1191 01:07:13,995 --> 01:07:15,765 Can't hear rap right now. 1192 01:07:15,898 --> 01:07:18,300 - Oh, it's not technically rap. 1193 01:07:19,267 --> 01:07:20,869 - Whatever. 1194 01:07:21,003 --> 01:07:24,206 (dishes clattering) 1195 01:07:28,210 --> 01:07:29,678 I'll get dressed. 1196 01:07:30,980 --> 01:07:32,314 - Okay. 1197 01:07:33,181 --> 01:07:34,817 - First thing you agreed to. 1198 01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:39,755 I need a new boy toy. 1199 01:07:43,225 --> 01:07:46,495 You don't get any more of this. 1200 01:08:06,048 --> 01:08:07,083 See ya. 1201 01:08:10,152 --> 01:08:11,387 - Betty wait. 1202 01:08:23,499 --> 01:08:24,333 Be safe. 1203 01:08:25,934 --> 01:08:27,136 - Take care. 1204 01:08:31,539 --> 01:08:33,542 - So glad you liked my food. 1205 01:08:35,977 --> 01:08:37,546 - Waited up all night? 1206 01:08:37,679 --> 01:08:38,980 - You wish. 1207 01:08:39,114 --> 01:08:41,216 - [Alex] I was just giving you time to read your book. 1208 01:08:41,349 --> 01:08:43,385 Build your vocabulary. 1209 01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:45,787 - Appreciate it, and coincidentally, 1210 01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:48,623 one of my new words of the day was egomaniacal, 1211 01:08:48,757 --> 01:08:52,661 which in Latin means selfish prick. 1212 01:08:53,962 --> 01:08:56,064 - I wasn't very selfish last night. 1213 01:08:56,197 --> 01:08:59,368 I was actually very giving. 1214 01:09:01,470 --> 01:09:04,406 - I imagine when you're giving, you're also taking. 1215 01:09:04,539 --> 01:09:07,076 - As far as I remember you and I are platonic, 1216 01:09:07,209 --> 01:09:09,511 which comes from the Latin Pluto, 1217 01:09:09,645 --> 01:09:11,747 meaning we come from different planets, 1218 01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:15,217 so since this doesn't matter, what do you think? 1219 01:09:15,351 --> 01:09:18,253 Should we do dinner? Try again tonight? 1220 01:09:18,387 --> 01:09:21,156 - Tempting, but I'll pass. 1221 01:09:21,523 --> 01:09:23,091 Also you probably got the virus 1222 01:09:23,225 --> 01:09:25,660 from miss Mademoiselle Betty. 1223 01:09:25,794 --> 01:09:29,564 I get the feeling that you weren't her first house call. 1224 01:09:29,698 --> 01:09:31,600 - And I think you're gonna get it from James 1225 01:09:31,733 --> 01:09:34,537 when he comes back from his business trip. 1226 01:09:36,504 --> 01:09:40,543 (soft dramatic music) 1227 01:10:19,414 --> 01:10:21,250 (Melvin knocking on door) 1228 01:10:24,385 --> 01:10:27,423 (door squeaking) 1229 01:10:33,195 --> 01:10:34,463 - Hello Zozo. 1230 01:10:36,965 --> 01:10:38,767 Nice place. 1231 01:10:41,069 --> 01:10:41,937 Doing good. 1232 01:10:43,672 --> 01:10:46,441 - Yeah, it's not rocket science, Melvin. 1233 01:10:47,209 --> 01:10:49,278 It's just a minimum wage job. 1234 01:10:50,545 --> 01:10:53,015 (soft music) 1235 01:10:57,152 --> 01:10:58,721 - If I could have held a job, 1236 01:10:59,954 --> 01:11:01,957 maybe y'all could have held onto my family. 1237 01:11:02,624 --> 01:11:06,795 - It Held your alcohol and held your rage. 1238 01:11:08,429 --> 01:11:11,467 What do you want? To be a dad? 1239 01:11:14,102 --> 01:11:15,637 Because when I look at you, 1240 01:11:15,771 --> 01:11:21,042 all I see is what you took from me and what you gave me. 1241 01:11:21,342 --> 01:11:22,811 You remember this? 1242 01:11:24,212 --> 01:11:25,981 You remember all the other ones? 1243 01:11:37,826 --> 01:11:40,529 - I'm worthless piece of shit. 1244 01:11:43,332 --> 01:11:45,701 Only good I ever done is you. 1245 01:11:50,171 --> 01:11:51,373 I'll disappear. 1246 01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:55,477 Not gonna hold you down anymore. 1247 01:11:59,314 --> 01:12:01,750 Do some good in this world. 1248 01:12:06,554 --> 01:12:09,692 Proud of you Zozo, proud of you. 1249 01:12:20,401 --> 01:12:21,437 - Melvin. 1250 01:12:24,038 --> 01:12:26,442 (soft music) 1251 01:12:32,380 --> 01:12:35,050 I wanna be able to call you dad. 1252 01:12:36,852 --> 01:12:39,488 I want to be able to hug you. 1253 01:12:42,291 --> 01:12:43,559 I want a dad. 1254 01:12:47,629 --> 01:12:48,830 - All right. 1255 01:12:49,831 --> 01:12:52,801 I'm really trying at it this time, okay? 1256 01:12:56,872 --> 01:12:57,673 - Okay. 1257 01:12:59,574 --> 01:13:01,943 - All right. 1258 01:13:02,077 --> 01:13:04,913 (stairs creaking) 1259 01:13:16,391 --> 01:13:17,291 - [Alex] I think I just figured out 1260 01:13:17,425 --> 01:13:18,894 how to obtain world peace. 1261 01:13:19,027 --> 01:13:22,998 Imagine two world leaders sitting down, 1262 01:13:23,132 --> 01:13:26,000 eating ice cream, and declaring war. 1263 01:13:26,134 --> 01:13:28,070 - Can't fight while you eat ice cream? 1264 01:13:28,203 --> 01:13:29,504 - Simply not possible. 1265 01:13:29,637 --> 01:13:31,607 - You really are a goofball. 1266 01:13:33,074 --> 01:13:34,710 - I guess you just bring it outta me. 1267 01:13:34,843 --> 01:13:37,011 - That's awfully close to kissing words, 1268 01:13:37,812 --> 01:13:39,948 but at least we have six feet between us. 1269 01:13:40,081 --> 01:13:41,517 (phone ringing) 1270 01:13:43,318 --> 01:13:44,619 - Business trip is over 1271 01:13:44,752 --> 01:13:46,087 and now he wants to take care of business? 1272 01:13:46,755 --> 01:13:49,624 Why is this guy taking business meetings anyway? 1273 01:13:49,758 --> 01:13:50,992 You sure it's safe to see him? 1274 01:13:51,126 --> 01:13:54,296 - Alex, just stop trying to get in my head. 1275 01:13:54,429 --> 01:13:56,398 - Just trying to save your life. 1276 01:13:56,531 --> 01:13:59,101 (soft music) 1277 01:14:09,710 --> 01:14:14,816 ♪ It's clear to see this is a child's game ♪ (door knocking) 1278 01:14:14,950 --> 01:14:18,720 ♪ I have to keep my distance ♪ 1279 01:14:18,854 --> 01:14:22,023 ♪ 'Cause you only want the chase ♪ 1280 01:14:22,157 --> 01:14:24,226 - Hey! - Hey! 1281 01:14:24,359 --> 01:14:27,329 ♪ You love me more than ♪ 1282 01:14:27,796 --> 01:14:29,264 - How were the meetings? 1283 01:14:29,965 --> 01:14:33,234 - It's almost great, but it's really hard to close the deal 1284 01:14:33,368 --> 01:14:34,836 without a face to face. 1285 01:14:35,003 --> 01:14:35,838 - Mm. 1286 01:14:37,605 --> 01:14:40,075 Vis a vis, word of the day. 1287 01:14:46,681 --> 01:14:48,150 Where'd you go? 1288 01:14:49,150 --> 01:14:50,151 - Vancouver. 1289 01:14:50,785 --> 01:14:52,821 - Canada? So you flew. 1290 01:14:54,122 --> 01:14:55,123 - Yeah. 1291 01:14:55,256 --> 01:14:58,660 - Meaning that you went to LAX twice. 1292 01:15:01,429 --> 01:15:05,934 You know that you could be a carrier of the virus, 1293 01:15:07,502 --> 01:15:11,172 meaning that you could infect me and everyone else. 1294 01:15:11,306 --> 01:15:14,843 - I don't have any attempts or any symptoms whatsoever. 1295 01:15:15,611 --> 01:15:18,447 - You know that symptoms may never appear 1296 01:15:18,580 --> 01:15:20,115 and you can even have the virus 1297 01:15:20,249 --> 01:15:22,684 and never show any signs of illness. 1298 01:15:22,818 --> 01:15:26,154 You know that governor issued a stay at home order, 1299 01:15:26,287 --> 01:15:28,623 so what gives you the right to gallivant? 1300 01:15:28,756 --> 01:15:31,292 - Right? Gallivant? 1301 01:15:31,859 --> 01:15:34,029 You really have gone stir crazy. 1302 01:15:35,630 --> 01:15:36,932 - Maybe you're right. 1303 01:15:37,065 --> 01:15:38,867 Maybe I have been cooped in here for far too long, 1304 01:15:39,001 --> 01:15:42,671 but you would have some empathy if you were doing the same, 1305 01:15:43,839 --> 01:15:46,307 and besides it's giving me time to think, 1306 01:15:46,874 --> 01:15:48,176 to rethink things, 1307 01:15:48,309 --> 01:15:50,946 to think about things for the very first time. 1308 01:15:51,813 --> 01:15:53,315 - Such as us. 1309 01:15:56,551 --> 01:15:57,385 - Yeah. 1310 01:15:58,186 --> 01:16:02,991 Such as people who just keep spreading this thing 1311 01:16:03,124 --> 01:16:07,328 with no qualms about it, no responsibility. 1312 01:16:07,962 --> 01:16:09,598 - I think I should go. 1313 01:16:10,431 --> 01:16:11,266 - Really? 1314 01:16:12,700 --> 01:16:14,169 Okay, well then 1315 01:16:15,070 --> 01:16:18,340 you should probably take this. 1316 01:16:19,407 --> 01:16:20,976 - So I'm not coming back. 1317 01:16:22,978 --> 01:16:24,446 I thought we were stronger than that. 1318 01:16:24,579 --> 01:16:27,281 - Can I ask you one random question before you leave? 1319 01:16:28,182 --> 01:16:29,718 What do you think about abortion? 1320 01:16:29,851 --> 01:16:33,121 Are you pro-choice or pro-life? 1321 01:16:35,323 --> 01:16:36,391 What is so funny? 1322 01:16:37,359 --> 01:16:38,826 - I just think it's a random question. 1323 01:16:38,960 --> 01:16:40,127 You've been attacking me 1324 01:16:40,261 --> 01:16:42,096 ever since I walked through the door. 1325 01:16:42,230 --> 01:16:43,398 I'm pro-life. 1326 01:16:43,531 --> 01:16:47,668 - So you're telling me that if I was pregnant, 1327 01:16:47,802 --> 01:16:50,038 I should have no choice in the matter? 1328 01:16:51,372 --> 01:16:56,678 That you would want me to keep your baby? 1329 01:16:56,944 --> 01:16:57,879 - You're pregnant? 1330 01:16:58,012 --> 01:16:59,414 - No, no, I'm not, 1331 01:16:59,547 --> 01:17:03,251 but your concern is really touching James. 1332 01:17:03,384 --> 01:17:04,552 It truly is. 1333 01:17:04,686 --> 01:17:05,820 We really know nothing about each other 1334 01:17:05,953 --> 01:17:07,923 and that's not your fault, but-- 1335 01:17:08,056 --> 01:17:12,628 I think it's time to say goodbye. 1336 01:17:16,698 --> 01:17:19,333 (door thumping) 1337 01:17:19,467 --> 01:17:25,207 ♪ When I'm far away is when you take your aim ♪ 1338 01:17:25,340 --> 01:17:32,647 ♪ 'Cause you and I are a bow and arrow ♪ 1339 01:17:33,247 --> 01:17:40,288 ♪ Closer I pull you, the further you fly ♪ 1340 01:17:40,421 --> 01:17:41,222 - You okay? 1341 01:17:41,356 --> 01:17:44,459 ♪ You and I are ♪ 1342 01:17:44,593 --> 01:17:45,726 - Yeah. 1343 01:17:45,860 --> 01:17:48,330 I'm good, really. 1344 01:17:49,631 --> 01:17:51,499 When you realize that some things were thick, 1345 01:17:51,633 --> 01:17:57,939 then it becomes less real so in a way less painful. 1346 01:17:58,773 --> 01:18:00,441 - Bounce back at light speed. 1347 01:18:01,309 --> 01:18:03,378 I think you've been hanging out with me too long. 1348 01:18:05,280 --> 01:18:10,385 - Actually, it kind of hurts, but whatcha gonna do? 1349 01:18:10,719 --> 01:18:15,490 ♪ Drives ya crazy when I answer ♪ 1350 01:18:15,623 --> 01:18:17,492 - Yeah, I got something for you. 1351 01:18:17,825 --> 01:18:19,728 Do you want to come on over? 1352 01:18:22,063 --> 01:18:23,398 (door thumping) 1353 01:18:24,466 --> 01:18:29,437 ♪ Say goodbye, show up at my doorstep ♪ 1354 01:18:29,570 --> 01:18:31,306 (Zoe knocking on door) 1355 01:18:35,009 --> 01:18:40,681 ♪ 'Cause you and I are a bow and arrow ♪ 1356 01:18:41,148 --> 01:18:42,750 ♪ The closer I pull, ♪ 1357 01:18:42,884 --> 01:18:44,985 - Hey. - Hey. 1358 01:18:45,119 --> 01:18:46,888 ♪ The further you ♪ 1359 01:18:52,927 --> 01:18:56,097 Can I...get you anything to drink? 1360 01:18:56,998 --> 01:19:00,902 Tequila, beer, French wine, we've got that. 1361 01:19:01,036 --> 01:19:04,172 - I'm not gonna fall for that. 1362 01:19:04,572 --> 01:19:05,874 - Right. 1363 01:19:09,578 --> 01:19:11,446 - Hey, this is for you. 1364 01:19:14,783 --> 01:19:16,218 Hope you like it. 1365 01:19:27,929 --> 01:19:29,197 - Oh. 1366 01:19:32,367 --> 01:19:33,401 - One for you, 1367 01:19:33,535 --> 01:19:35,937 I figured you'd finish your book soon, 1368 01:19:36,070 --> 01:19:37,972 and one for me. 1369 01:19:38,106 --> 01:19:39,940 Figured I could learn a thing or two. 1370 01:19:40,074 --> 01:19:42,043 Once you're finished, we can swap. 1371 01:19:43,578 --> 01:19:46,348 - I think you should start with this one first. 1372 01:19:48,083 --> 01:19:49,384 - [Alex] Hmm. 1373 01:19:54,755 --> 01:19:56,424 Can I be honest with you? 1374 01:20:04,632 --> 01:20:05,534 Look, 1375 01:20:08,269 --> 01:20:12,908 this is gonna sound story book stupid but 1376 01:20:15,142 --> 01:20:20,015 I don't think I'd be the man I am today without you. 1377 01:20:22,516 --> 01:20:26,521 - You sound like a Jane Austen novel. 1378 01:20:28,890 --> 01:20:31,326 - I guess we should thank COVID-19. 1379 01:20:34,129 --> 01:20:36,298 - How long do you think it'll last? 1380 01:20:36,931 --> 01:20:39,100 - The virus or us? 1381 01:20:39,834 --> 01:20:41,603 - The stay at home. 1382 01:20:41,936 --> 01:20:43,805 - Hopefully as long as possible. 1383 01:20:44,739 --> 01:20:49,344 In the meantime we can read books together. 1384 01:20:50,946 --> 01:20:53,081 I just really say that? 1385 01:20:53,781 --> 01:20:55,717 - Now I think that you've been hanging around 1386 01:20:55,850 --> 01:20:57,385 with me for too long. 1387 01:20:58,787 --> 01:20:59,588 - Yeah. 1388 01:21:03,024 --> 01:21:06,394 We'll kiss at some point, right? 1389 01:21:10,064 --> 01:21:11,433 (neighbor knocking on door) 1390 01:21:11,566 --> 01:21:14,602 - [Kim] Movie time on the roof! Roof in five! 1391 01:21:14,736 --> 01:21:16,037 Don't be late! 1392 01:21:17,405 --> 01:21:18,573 - Come on, 1393 01:21:19,640 --> 01:21:20,609 let's go. 1394 01:21:23,778 --> 01:21:26,648 (soft music) 1395 01:21:28,650 --> 01:21:31,619 - Melvin, it's awfully good of you to pay Zoe's rent, 1396 01:21:31,752 --> 01:21:33,021 and I'm thankful 1397 01:21:33,154 --> 01:21:34,455 I don't have to hand out another eviction notice. 1398 01:21:34,588 --> 01:21:37,324 - I'm just trying to make up a lost time, brother. 1399 01:21:37,825 --> 01:21:39,661 Saving Zoe, save myself. 1400 01:21:40,328 --> 01:21:42,630 - Well, it seems like you're off to a really good start. 1401 01:21:42,763 --> 01:21:43,932 She's right over here. 1402 01:21:44,065 --> 01:21:48,636 ♪ God speed at this time ♪ 1403 01:21:49,537 --> 01:21:55,610 ♪ Even though we can't touch, we need each other so much ♪ 1404 01:21:56,377 --> 01:22:02,183 ♪ This is how we go on ♪ 1405 01:22:02,316 --> 01:22:05,886 ♪ 'Cause love is what we need ♪ 1406 01:22:06,020 --> 01:22:08,690 ♪ Something to believe ♪ 1407 01:22:08,823 --> 01:22:14,562 ♪ We've got to have each other even if it's through a screen ♪ 1408 01:22:14,695 --> 01:22:18,366 ♪ And we can make it on the other side ♪ 1409 01:22:18,499 --> 01:22:22,203 ♪ No matter how rough the ride ♪ 1410 01:22:22,336 --> 01:22:28,242 ♪ While we still have a beating heart ♪ 1411 01:22:28,375 --> 01:22:34,115 ♪ And we're together even if we're apart ♪ 1412 01:22:34,816 --> 01:22:40,688 ♪ We're together even if we're apart ♪ 1413 01:22:41,288 --> 01:22:46,695 ♪ And we're together even if we're apart ♪ 1414 01:22:47,262 --> 01:22:49,731 (upbeat music) 1415 01:22:57,105 --> 01:22:58,339 - Welcome everyone, 1416 01:22:58,473 --> 01:22:59,907 I think I'm far enough away from you. 1417 01:23:00,041 --> 01:23:02,176 I'm gonna take this off. 1418 01:23:02,310 --> 01:23:05,980 Well, it seems that since we've been sequestered 1419 01:23:06,114 --> 01:23:08,115 and told we shouldn't see anyone, 1420 01:23:08,249 --> 01:23:10,684 we've actually somehow gotten to know each other 1421 01:23:10,818 --> 01:23:12,053 a little bit better. 1422 01:23:12,187 --> 01:23:15,223 Some of us even speaking for the first time 1423 01:23:15,356 --> 01:23:17,292 and I am just grateful 1424 01:23:17,425 --> 01:23:19,460 that when they closed our country down, 1425 01:23:19,594 --> 01:23:22,630 it only managed to open up our hearts, 1426 01:23:22,763 --> 01:23:26,834 so welcome to the buildings first movie night! 1427 01:23:26,967 --> 01:23:28,536 Hopefully the first of many. 1428 01:23:28,670 --> 01:23:31,472 Since the pandemic has got us all 1429 01:23:31,605 --> 01:23:36,677 rethinking our goals and our values and our relationships, 1430 01:23:36,811 --> 01:23:38,712 I hope that you like the movie I picked 1431 01:23:38,846 --> 01:23:40,682 and find it appropriate. 1432 01:23:43,484 --> 01:23:44,686 - [Mary] When I come through. 1433 01:23:44,819 --> 01:23:46,720 - [George] What is it you want, Mary? 1434 01:23:46,854 --> 01:23:47,889 What do you want? 1435 01:23:48,022 --> 01:23:49,456 You want the moon? 1436 01:23:49,590 --> 01:23:51,725 Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it 1437 01:23:51,859 --> 01:23:52,893 and pull it down. 1438 01:23:53,027 --> 01:23:55,096 Hey, that's pretty good idea. 1439 01:23:55,230 --> 01:23:56,831 I'll give you the moon, Mary. 1440 01:23:56,964 --> 01:23:58,032 - I'll take it. 1441 01:23:58,165 --> 01:23:59,867 (people chattering on TV) 1442 01:24:00,001 --> 01:24:01,936 The fool flew all the way up here in a blizzard. 1443 01:24:02,069 --> 01:24:03,604 - [Mary] But in New York. 1444 01:24:03,738 --> 01:24:04,939 - Oh I left right in the middle of it 1445 01:24:05,072 --> 01:24:06,474 as soon as I got Mary's telegram. 1446 01:24:06,607 --> 01:24:10,177 Good idea, Ernie. A toast to my big brother, George, 1447 01:24:10,311 --> 01:24:12,046 the richest man in town. 1448 01:24:12,179 --> 01:24:16,384 (people chattering and singing) 1449 01:24:34,602 --> 01:24:40,742 (people clapping and chattering over screen) 1450 01:24:41,743 --> 01:24:46,581 ♪ Lockdown was a slow down that sped up our hearts ♪ 1451 01:24:46,714 --> 01:24:51,719 ♪ Never were together 'til we were apart ♪ 1452 01:24:51,853 --> 01:24:57,425 ♪ Love's a funny thing, really makes you wonder ♪ 1453 01:24:57,558 --> 01:24:59,527 ♪ But you know what they say, ♪ 1454 01:24:59,661 --> 01:25:02,864 ♪ Absence makes the heart grow fonder ♪ 1455 01:25:02,997 --> 01:25:07,901 ♪ And yes the lesson is less is more ♪ 1456 01:25:08,035 --> 01:25:13,340 ♪ Sometimes the lock is what opens the door ♪ 1457 01:25:13,541 --> 01:25:18,579 ♪ Left to explore the world inside ♪ 1458 01:25:18,712 --> 01:25:23,951 ♪ Took me and grounded me to let me fly ♪ 1459 01:25:24,085 --> 01:25:26,687 (upbeat music) 1460 01:25:27,121 --> 01:25:30,825 ♪ Oh watch me fly ♪ 1461 01:25:34,395 --> 01:25:38,766 ♪ Although the situation seems to be ♪ 1462 01:25:39,600 --> 01:25:42,836 ♪ I'm feeling good ♪ 1463 01:25:42,970 --> 01:25:45,072 ♪ I sure am ♪ 1464 01:25:45,205 --> 01:25:47,642 ♪ Yeah, everyday happy day ♪ 1465 01:25:47,775 --> 01:25:49,811 ♪ I'm happy, I'm angry the other day ♪ 1466 01:25:49,944 --> 01:25:52,046 ♪ I can trip on life but I rather be glad the pandemic hit ♪ 1467 01:25:52,179 --> 01:25:53,080 ♪ The whole world was sad ♪ 1468 01:25:53,214 --> 01:25:54,748 ♪ I got depressed ♪ 1469 01:25:54,882 --> 01:25:56,718 ♪ And I got to texting out of nowhere like boom ♪ 1470 01:25:56,851 --> 01:25:58,986 ♪ My invite to party, no not in person ♪ 1471 01:25:59,120 --> 01:26:00,755 ♪ I was introduced too Zoom ♪ 1472 01:26:00,889 --> 01:26:02,990 ♪ Want to listen to all the tea ♪ 1473 01:26:03,124 --> 01:26:04,225 ♪ That's my wifey but for me ♪ 1474 01:26:04,358 --> 01:26:05,760 ♪ What's that? ♪ 1475 01:26:05,893 --> 01:26:07,528 ♪ Talking trash about games that ain't happen ♪ 1476 01:26:07,662 --> 01:26:09,497 ♪ Almost glad to see me on the street by myself ♪ 1477 01:26:09,630 --> 01:26:11,099 ♪ That's where I'm tipsy ♪ 1478 01:26:11,232 --> 01:26:12,399 ♪ 'Cause I pour heavy, I'm breaking a sweat ♪ 1479 01:26:12,533 --> 01:26:13,601 ♪ Keep me quarantined ♪ 1480 01:26:13,734 --> 01:26:15,135 ♪ I'm glad you ain't dead ♪ 1481 01:26:15,269 --> 01:26:16,337 ♪ I'm happy I'm alive ♪ 1482 01:26:16,471 --> 01:26:18,339 ♪ Guess we gotta stay inside ♪ 1483 01:26:18,473 --> 01:26:20,275 ♪ And make the best with what we got ♪ 1484 01:26:20,408 --> 01:26:23,077 ♪ Make the best with what we got ♪ 1485 01:26:23,210 --> 01:26:25,413 ♪ My rhymes are off the chain ♪ 1486 01:26:25,546 --> 01:26:27,681 ♪ And there's no way for it to stop ♪ 1487 01:26:27,815 --> 01:26:31,185 ♪ No way for it to stop, no, no ♪ 1488 01:26:31,318 --> 01:26:35,623 (voices singing over each other) 1489 01:26:37,024 --> 01:26:39,126 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 1490 01:26:39,259 --> 01:26:40,628 ♪ I guess we gotta stay inside ♪ 1491 01:26:40,762 --> 01:26:42,663 ♪ And make the best with what we got ♪ 1492 01:26:42,797 --> 01:26:45,733 ♪ Make the best, make the best now ♪ 1493 01:26:45,866 --> 01:26:49,037 ♪ I like the fact I'm having deeper conversations ♪ 1494 01:26:49,170 --> 01:26:50,838 ♪ I do ♪ 1495 01:26:50,971 --> 01:26:53,040 ♪ I like the forward progress talking like they're hating ♪ 1496 01:26:53,173 --> 01:26:57,111 ♪ I like the walks, inhaling fresher air when I get out ♪ 1497 01:26:57,244 --> 01:26:58,846 ♪ Waking up when I wake up ♪ 1498 01:26:58,979 --> 01:27:01,115 ♪ You know what I'm talkin' bout ♪ 1499 01:27:01,248 --> 01:27:03,350 ♪ I guess we gotta stay inside ♪ 1500 01:27:03,484 --> 01:27:05,253 ♪ And make the best with what we got ♪ 1501 01:27:05,386 --> 01:27:07,722 ♪ Make the best with what we got ♪ 1502 01:27:07,855 --> 01:27:10,525 ♪ My rhymes are off the chain ♪ 1503 01:27:10,658 --> 01:27:12,826 ♪ And there's no way for it to stop ♪ 1504 01:27:12,960 --> 01:27:15,930 ♪ No way for it to stop, no, no ♪ 1505 01:27:16,063 --> 01:27:16,998 ♪ Light up ♪ 1506 01:27:17,131 --> 01:27:21,436 (voices singing over each other) 1507 01:27:22,102 --> 01:27:23,304 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 1508 01:27:23,437 --> 01:27:25,606 ♪ I guess we gotta stay inside ♪ 1509 01:27:25,740 --> 01:27:27,642 ♪ And make the best with what we got ♪ 1510 01:27:27,775 --> 01:27:30,778 ♪ Make the best, make the best, now ♪ 1511 01:27:30,911 --> 01:27:34,315 ♪ Hey I'm here on layaway ♪ 1512 01:27:34,449 --> 01:27:36,117 ♪ I'm doing laps around the house ♪ 1513 01:27:36,250 --> 01:27:38,052 ♪ Ain't nothing open today ♪ 1514 01:27:38,185 --> 01:27:42,356 ♪ I golfed an 18 whole course from the kitchen to bedroom ♪ 1515 01:27:42,489 --> 01:27:44,425 ♪ But the ball keeps disappearing ♪ 1516 01:27:44,559 --> 01:27:46,660 ♪ 'Cause the cats are in the way ♪ 1517 01:27:46,794 --> 01:27:50,698 ♪ Man you should see my wood pile ♪ 1518 01:27:50,831 --> 01:27:54,368 ♪ It's the eighth wonder of the world ♪ 1519 01:27:54,501 --> 01:27:56,403 ♪ Remember tool in the toolbox ♪ 1520 01:27:56,537 --> 01:27:58,606 ♪ Well they shine like brand new ♪ 1521 01:27:58,740 --> 01:28:01,042 ♪ And I could now demonstrate every single one ♪ 1522 01:28:01,175 --> 01:28:04,912 ♪ Of 127 uses for WD-40 ♪ 1523 01:28:05,046 --> 01:28:08,649 ♪ On my layaway ♪ 1524 01:28:08,782 --> 01:28:12,786 ♪ I'm going a little cray ♪ 1525 01:28:12,920 --> 01:28:16,357 ♪ Free time's a favor, but I'll pay for it later ♪ 1526 01:28:16,490 --> 01:28:20,494 ♪ Well I'm on my layaway ♪ 1527 01:28:20,628 --> 01:28:23,431 (upbeat music) 1528 01:28:28,802 --> 01:28:32,172 ♪ Hey I'm here on layaway ♪ 1529 01:28:32,306 --> 01:28:36,310 ♪ Now my dog is getting sick, I'm incessantly to play ♪ 1530 01:28:36,444 --> 01:28:38,212 ♪ When he sees me grab the leash, ♪ 1531 01:28:38,345 --> 01:28:40,548 ♪ He goes and hides behind that wood pile ♪ 1532 01:28:40,682 --> 01:28:42,616 ♪ Walking circles in the driveway ♪ 1533 01:28:42,750 --> 01:28:44,819 ♪ Now he wants to spend the day ♪ 1534 01:28:44,952 --> 01:28:48,956 ♪ And I'm down to my last 84 rolls of TP ♪ 1535 01:28:49,090 --> 01:28:52,359 ♪ Man, what will become of my bum? ♪ 1536 01:28:52,493 --> 01:28:56,196 ♪ And my hangover's telling me it was a bad idea ♪ 1537 01:28:56,330 --> 01:28:57,732 ♪ By 4:30 past 4 ♪ 1538 01:28:57,865 --> 01:28:59,734 ♪ You know, just in case ♪ 1539 01:28:59,867 --> 01:29:04,738 ♪ I'm at home on layaway ♪ 1540 01:29:04,871 --> 01:29:08,809 ♪ I'm going a little cray ♪ 1541 01:29:08,943 --> 01:29:12,112 ♪ Free time's a favor, but I'll pay for it later ♪ 1542 01:29:12,246 --> 01:29:17,018 ♪ While I'm on my layaway ♪ (upbeat music ends)