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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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So, I know
what you're thinking.
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Why is that incredibly
handsome hedgehog
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being chased by a madman
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with a mustache
from the Civil War?
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Well, to be honest, it feels like
I've been running my whole life.
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Is this too much?
Am I going too fast?
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It's kind of what I do...
You know what? Let's back up.
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This is the island
where I'm from.
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It had everything.
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Sandy beaches,
cascading waterfalls,
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public access to loop-de-loops.
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And, I never had
to catch a school bus
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because I could run across
the entire island
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in less than two seconds.
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Also, there was no school.
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I know,
pretty sweet island, right?
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Yeah!
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I was born
with extraordinary powers
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and was told
to keep them secret.
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And like any kid,
I did the exact opposite.
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Whoo-hoo!
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That's Longclaw.
She took care of me.
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She was basically
Obi-Wan Kenobi...
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if Obi-Wan Kenobi
had a beak and ate mice.
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Sonic, someone
could have seen you.
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No one saw me. I'm too fast!
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And I wanted to bring you this.
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Get down!
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Turns out,
with great power
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comes great
power-hungry bad guys.
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And I led them right to us.
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Listen carefully, Sonic.
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You have a power unlike
anything I have ever seen.
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And that means someone
will always want it.
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The only way to stay safe
is to stay hidden.
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This world is on the far side
of the universe.
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You should be safe there.
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- I don't want to go without you.
- You must.
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These rings will be your most
important possession.
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If you're ever discovered,
use one.
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Never stop running.
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Now go!
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Longclaw!
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Goodbye, Sonic.
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No!
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No!
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Come on, one car?
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I'm bored.
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Tom, do you read me?
Are you there?
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No, Wade, I'm actually
on a yacht in Barbados.
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With Rihanna.
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OMG.
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That's amazing.
Please send pics.
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No, Wade.
I'm at the speed trap.
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Already? How did you get back so fast?
Barbados is in the ocean!
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Hang on, I think
I got something.
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Hey, buddy! Where's the fire?
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Got kids living around here.
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I thought that was
kind of funny.
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Sorry.
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What?
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Tom,
we need you down on Main Street.
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There's been a violent
gang shoot-out.
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Just kidding.
A duck stole a bagel.
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But they do need it back.
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Whoa, buddy, you almost
got yourself killed out there.
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What are you,
some kind of adrenaline junkie?
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It must be rough
being slow all the time.
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Tell you what.
Today is your lucky day.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Have you ever felt so alive?
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This is great.
You're doing amazing.
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Oh, geez!
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Good recovery.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Let's keep this our little secret, okay?
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You never saw me.
I was never here.
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So what
were you expecting?
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A dirty little hedgehog
eating berries
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and struggling to survive?
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Think again. Because I am
living my best life on Earth.
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I've got a library...
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a home gym,
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and a state-of-the-art
security system.
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Oh, no.
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And, if I'm ever discovered,
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I'll follow
Longclaw's instructions
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and use my rings
to escape to a new planet.
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A nice, safe little world
filled only with mushrooms.
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Gross, smelly mushrooms.
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I hate mushrooms.
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But let's not worry
about all that.
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This is Green Hills.
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The greatest place on Earth.
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These are my people and,
dare I say,
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I am their
lovable space creature.
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So what if they
don't know I exist?
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My favorite person
is the Donut Lord.
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Protector of this town
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and defender of all creatures,
big and small.
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Morning.
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Donald. Daisy. Daffy.
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Donut Lord lives
with Pretzel Lady.
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She is super nice to animals
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and strangely was born
without bones.
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Ouch, ouch, ouch.
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There is one person in town
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who's actually onto me.
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He calls me the blue devil.
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I almost caught him last night.
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Say hello to Crazy Carl.
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We have fun together.
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I know you're out there!
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And I know you're real!
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No, I'm not!
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Movie night is my favorite.
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Please, please,
please, please, please.
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Yes! Keanu!
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You are a national treasure.
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- When I find you...
- Pop quiz, hotshot.
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There's a bomb on a bus.
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"Pop quiz, hotshot."
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It's a classic line.
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Basically,
we're like a family.
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Even though we haven't met yet.
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You don't zink your
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prolonged isolation is making
you a bit crazy perhaps?
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Crazy? Me?
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No way, Doc.
You got me all wrong.
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And despite all these so-called
friends of yours, deep down...
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...you're still rather lonely?
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Perhaps afraid
you'll be alone forever?
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Uh-uh. Hey!
No, no, no, no.
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Get out of there. Come on.
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Oh, come on! Get out of there!
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Get out of there,
you trash pandas.
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Maddie, as Green Hills'
most respected veterinarian,
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what is the fastest way
to exterminate a raccoon?
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Hi, Ozzy. Hello!
You're glad to see me.
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You don't eat garbage, do you?
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What's that?
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- Is that what I think it is?
- Uh-huh. Open it.
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Oh, it's kind of small.
Is that bad?
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Just open it.
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"Dear Thomas:
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We have reviewed
your application
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to the San Francisco
Police Department,
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and pending
interdepartmental review
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and background check,
we are happy to inform you
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that you have been selected
to join our team."
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- Oh, my God!
- Wow.
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Oh, my God.
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Ta-da!
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"San Francisco Sucks."
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Oh!
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Wrong one!
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Ta-da!
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- You never had a doubt, huh?
- No! Mm-mmm.
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- I can't believe this.
- Oh, I know! You did it.
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Hey, what are those?
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Apartments for rent
I found on Zillow.
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I thought Ozzy and I
could fly there tomorrow
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and check out
some neighborhoods.
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I mean,
this is all happening so fast.
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Oh, man...
It's the craziest thing.
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You apply for the job,
you get the job.
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Well, pending
a background check.
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Oh, man.
Hope they don't find out about
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that time you used
the neighbor's Wi-Fi.
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Correction: I'm still using
the neighbor's Wi-Fi.
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But, Maddie,
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are you sure
you're okay with this?
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Thomas Michael Wachowski,
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what did you do the entire time
I was in veterinary school?
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I worked a second job
to pay the rent and...
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A third job to pay tuition.
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You sacrificed for me.
I'm happy to sacrifice for you.
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Babe, are you sure
you're okay with this?
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I mean, there's been
a Wachowski protecting this town
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for more than 50 years.
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This is a big change.
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I'm positive.
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It's time for this guy to
get out there and prove himself.
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I love Green Hills, but,
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you know, I want to help
people in real trouble.
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I want someone to turn to me
in a life-and-death situation
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and I'll be there for 'em.
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I get it.
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- I'm so proud of you.
- Thank you.
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Mmm!
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And so it is with a heavy heart,
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that I tell you all
that I've accepted a position
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at the San Francisco
Police Department,
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effective immediately.
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It's gonna be tough
to leave my hometown
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and all my friendships.
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But this is something
I feel like I need to do...
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to grow...
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as both an officer and a man.
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What do you think,
Sergeant Sprinkles?
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That wasn't so bad, right?
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Now all I got to do is...
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tell everyone
who isn't a donut.
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Whoa, the playoffs!
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Oh! So cool.
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Bottom of the ninth,
tie score.
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And exactly who you want
at the plate
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with the game
on the line: Sonic!
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But staring him down
from the pitcher's mound
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is the most fearsome southpaw
in Green Hills:
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Also Sonic.
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Okay. Focus, Sonic.
If you win this game,
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you'll be the most beloved kid
in Green Hills.
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Hit it to the guy in left!
He's a real space case.
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I can't with that guy.
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Hey, batter Sonic.
Hey, batter Sonic.
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"Suh-wing," batter Sonic.
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I got it, I got it, I got it!
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I don't got it.
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Go home! Go home!
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Come on!
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Safe!
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Yes!
Yes, yes, yes, yes! I did it!
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Did you see that?
I did it. I did it.
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I really am alone.
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All alone. Forever.
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I'm sure no one noticed that
giant blue explosion, right?
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- Hey, Wade.
- Hi, Tom.
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Uh, Wade here.
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What is going on?
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Well, gosh,
I think the power's out.
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Yeah, no dur!
The lights are out.
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The whole town is freaking out.
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- What should I do?
- Okay, relax.
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Take a deep breath, call Gil,
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see if they can locate
the downed line, then...
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call Zim and see if he can get
his generator over to the Super Q
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so the food stays... fresh.
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Call Zim before Gil?
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- Call Gil... Hello?
- I'll call you back.
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Wait! Hello? Was that
the end of the instructions?
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Okay, all right.
Uh, you can do this.
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What was the first thing
he said to do?
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Right. Relax.
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Twenty minutes ago,
an energy surge
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knocked out power across
the entire Pacific Northwest.
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What do we know?
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Well, our first instinct
was it was an EMP.
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But electromagnetic pulses
don't have that kind of power.
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NASA has ruled out
meteor strikes or solar flares.
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The Department of Energy says it's
not a power plant malfunction.
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Well, sounds like
we're really good
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at figuring out
what it wasn't.
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This could be a prelude
to a larger attack.
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I'm suggesting we scramble
the Fifth and Sixth Regiment.
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00:17:39,372 --> 00:17:40,539
No, no, no, no.
258
00:17:40,672 --> 00:17:43,042
This needs a much more
sophisticated mind.
259
00:17:43,176 --> 00:17:44,944
Someone who
understands technology.
260
00:17:45,078 --> 00:17:48,014
- You want to send in a lab rat?
- Not just any lab rat.
261
00:17:48,147 --> 00:17:49,282
A lab rat with teeth.
262
00:17:49,415 --> 00:17:51,683
You're not suggesting
who I think you're suggesting.
263
00:17:51,817 --> 00:17:53,552
- I know, he's a little weird.
- Weird?
264
00:17:53,685 --> 00:17:56,055
- No. No way.
- He's a psychological tire fire!
265
00:17:56,189 --> 00:17:59,658
But he's also brilliant.
Five PhDs, IQ off the charts.
266
00:17:59,791 --> 00:18:02,462
And his drone tech
is revolutionary!
267
00:18:02,594 --> 00:18:04,430
You're sure he can handle this?
268
00:18:04,563 --> 00:18:06,432
He has a perfect
operations record.
269
00:18:06,565 --> 00:18:08,434
- Remember the coup in Pakistan?
- No.
270
00:18:08,567 --> 00:18:09,868
Or the uprising
in Azerbaijanistan?
271
00:18:10,003 --> 00:18:12,005
- That's not even a country.
- Exactly.
272
00:18:12,138 --> 00:18:14,240
And you can thank
Robotnik for that.
273
00:18:14,374 --> 00:18:17,609
I can't believe you're
bringing that freak into this.
274
00:18:17,743 --> 00:18:20,246
Neither can I, but...
275
00:18:21,147 --> 00:18:22,415
we have no choice.
276
00:18:48,107 --> 00:18:49,042
What the...
277
00:19:10,997 --> 00:19:12,432
Are you in charge here?
278
00:19:12,564 --> 00:19:13,632
- Yes, I am...
- Nope!
279
00:19:13,765 --> 00:19:14,633
- My...
- Wrong!
280
00:19:14,766 --> 00:19:16,169
- name...
- I'm in charge!
281
00:19:16,302 --> 00:19:17,503
- is Major...
- Me!
282
00:19:17,636 --> 00:19:19,905
- Ben...
- I'm in charge.
283
00:19:20,973 --> 00:19:22,975
You've never seen
anything like this before.
284
00:19:23,575 --> 00:19:24,944
It says
I'm the top banana
285
00:19:25,078 --> 00:19:27,679
in a world full of
hungry little monkeys.
286
00:19:27,813 --> 00:19:30,049
Allow me to clarify.
287
00:19:30,183 --> 00:19:31,517
In a sequentially
ranked hierarchy
288
00:19:31,650 --> 00:19:32,918
based on level
of critical importance,
289
00:19:33,052 --> 00:19:35,021
the disparity between us
is too vast to quantify.
290
00:19:35,154 --> 00:19:37,523
- Agent Stone?
- The Doctor thinks you're basic.
291
00:19:37,656 --> 00:19:39,658
I'm initiating a sweep sequence.
292
00:19:39,791 --> 00:19:42,395
Ten miles in every direction
should suffice.
293
00:19:44,030 --> 00:19:45,932
- Is he still looking at me funny?
- Yes, he is.
294
00:19:46,065 --> 00:19:47,766
Tell him to stop or I'll
pull up his search history.
295
00:19:47,899 --> 00:19:49,601
If you don't stop looking
at the Doctor,
296
00:19:49,734 --> 00:19:51,204
- he'll take a closer look...
- I'm not deaf.
297
00:19:51,337 --> 00:19:53,106
And tell him his men
report to me now.
298
00:19:53,239 --> 00:19:54,407
Blah-blah-blah.
299
00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:57,076
Excuse me? Listen, pal,
I don't know if you realize...
300
00:19:57,210 --> 00:19:59,212
I'm sorry, Major.
What was your name?
301
00:19:59,345 --> 00:20:01,713
- Benning...
- Nobody cares!
302
00:20:01,847 --> 00:20:05,184
Nobody cares. Listen,
Major Nobody Cares.
303
00:20:05,318 --> 00:20:07,487
You know why
nobody cares who you are?
304
00:20:07,619 --> 00:20:10,056
Because nobody cares about
your feeble accomplishments.
305
00:20:10,189 --> 00:20:13,025
And nobody cares
how proud your mommy is
306
00:20:13,159 --> 00:20:15,694
that you're now reading
at a third-grade level.
307
00:20:15,827 --> 00:20:17,930
- Mmm.
- Have you finished Charlotte's Web yet?
308
00:20:18,064 --> 00:20:20,199
Spoiler alert:
She dies in the end.
309
00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:22,502
But she leaves
a big creepy egg sac.
310
00:20:24,303 --> 00:20:26,973
Ah... my babies.
311
00:20:27,106 --> 00:20:30,042
Whoo! Look what came out
of my egg sac.
312
00:20:30,176 --> 00:20:32,945
You know what I love
about machines?
313
00:20:33,079 --> 00:20:36,616
They do what they're told.
They follow their programming.
314
00:20:36,748 --> 00:20:38,817
They don't need time off
to get drunk
315
00:20:38,951 --> 00:20:40,685
and put the boat in the water.
316
00:20:40,819 --> 00:20:42,421
Now you do what you're told.
317
00:20:42,555 --> 00:20:45,558
Stand over there on the edge
of your personal abyss...
318
00:20:46,325 --> 00:20:48,827
and watch my machines
do your job.
319
00:20:51,197 --> 00:20:53,698
- Can you feel it, Stone?
- I can feel it, Doctor.
320
00:20:53,832 --> 00:20:57,136
It's evolution, Stone.
321
00:20:57,270 --> 00:20:58,770
It's evolution!
322
00:21:34,574 --> 00:21:36,609
- Agent Stone?
- Doctor.
323
00:21:36,741 --> 00:21:38,877
Do you see anything useful
in this image?
324
00:21:39,911 --> 00:21:42,415
- Nothing at all, Doctor.
- Of course you don't.
325
00:21:42,548 --> 00:21:44,584
Your eyes weren't
expertly trained to spot tracks
326
00:21:44,716 --> 00:21:47,320
by the Native-American
Shadow Wolves.
327
00:21:57,363 --> 00:21:58,397
That's extraordinary.
328
00:21:58,531 --> 00:22:01,100
No. What's extraordinary is,
329
00:22:01,234 --> 00:22:03,102
I've determined
the exact height, weight
330
00:22:03,236 --> 00:22:04,803
and spinal curvature
of this creature,
331
00:22:04,937 --> 00:22:07,273
and my computer
can't find a single match for it
332
00:22:07,406 --> 00:22:10,276
anywhere in Earth's
animal kingdom.
333
00:22:11,110 --> 00:22:13,446
This blackout
was not a terrorist attack,
334
00:22:13,579 --> 00:22:15,648
and that's no baby bigfoot.
335
00:22:15,780 --> 00:22:19,418
This guy is something else...
336
00:22:20,586 --> 00:22:22,154
entirely.
337
00:22:22,288 --> 00:22:25,291
Divert all search units
to the site of the footprint.
338
00:22:26,058 --> 00:22:28,594
That's one small step for man,
339
00:22:28,728 --> 00:22:31,197
one giant leap for me.
340
00:22:42,174 --> 00:22:44,110
Okay, okay, everything is fine.
341
00:22:44,243 --> 00:22:46,245
You played some baseball,
got a little upset,
342
00:22:46,379 --> 00:22:49,582
lightning shot out of your butt,
and now they're coming for you.
343
00:22:50,650 --> 00:22:52,618
All right, all right.
Earth isn't safe anymore.
344
00:22:52,752 --> 00:22:54,420
Time for plan B.
Mushroomville.
345
00:22:54,553 --> 00:22:57,323
But I gotta take my stuff.
Okay, essential items only.
346
00:22:57,456 --> 00:22:59,858
Okay, toothbrush, toothpaste,
hair gel, night-light.
347
00:22:59,992 --> 00:23:01,961
Funny hat.
This half-eaten cantaloupe.
348
00:23:02,094 --> 00:23:03,929
Oh, and my scented candle.
349
00:23:04,063 --> 00:23:06,065
My entire comic book collection.
Bean bag chair.
350
00:23:06,198 --> 00:23:07,799
Can a bean bag chair
fit in a backpack?
351
00:23:07,933 --> 00:23:09,535
No, no, no. Of course not.
That's stupid.
352
00:23:09,669 --> 00:23:13,939
Okay, what else? The rings!
The rings, yes, of course.
353
00:23:14,906 --> 00:23:16,175
Here we go. Ring time.
354
00:23:16,309 --> 00:23:18,810
Mushroom planet, here I come.
355
00:23:18,944 --> 00:23:20,179
Oh, no.
They're right outside.
356
00:23:20,313 --> 00:23:23,316
I gotta go somewhere else.
357
00:23:26,786 --> 00:23:28,554
Goodbye, cave.
358
00:23:32,625 --> 00:23:34,293
- Hey.
- Hey.
359
00:23:34,427 --> 00:23:35,294
Whatcha doing?
360
00:23:35,428 --> 00:23:37,829
Just coloring
with Jojo and Rachel.
361
00:23:37,963 --> 00:23:39,965
Ah, that sounds...
half-fun.
362
00:23:40,099 --> 00:23:42,168
Hey, exciting stuff here.
We had a power outage.
363
00:23:42,301 --> 00:23:44,136
The whole town went dark.
364
00:23:44,270 --> 00:23:46,472
It was like a sign telling me
to get out of Dodge.
365
00:23:46,605 --> 00:23:48,774
- Wade must have lost his mind.
- Yeah.
366
00:23:48,907 --> 00:23:51,177
And he does not
have much to lose.
367
00:23:51,310 --> 00:23:53,746
How's your sister?
Did she convince you to leave me yet?
368
00:23:53,912 --> 00:23:57,216
No, but she did tell me to check
your phone for dating apps.
369
00:23:57,350 --> 00:23:59,352
The only apps on my phone
are the ones that came with it.
370
00:23:59,485 --> 00:24:01,387
- And the Olive Garden.
- Ah.
371
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,422
- Because when you're there...
- You're family.
372
00:24:05,857 --> 00:24:07,326
No way.
373
00:24:09,762 --> 00:24:10,930
The raccoons are back.
374
00:24:11,063 --> 00:24:12,897
And they are in for a surprise.
375
00:24:13,032 --> 00:24:15,501
Your surprise better not be
my tranquilizer gun.
376
00:24:15,634 --> 00:24:16,569
They're just hungry.
377
00:24:16,702 --> 00:24:19,939
And also, that's for bears.
378
00:24:20,072 --> 00:24:22,241
- Good. Now I know it'll work.
- Tom!
379
00:24:22,375 --> 00:24:24,610
I'm kidding. I'm just gonna
use it to scare 'em.
380
00:24:24,744 --> 00:24:25,877
Possibly to death.
381
00:24:26,011 --> 00:24:27,279
- Love you, honey, bye!
- Tom...
382
00:24:32,051 --> 00:24:34,487
D-I-V-O-R-C-E.
383
00:24:36,822 --> 00:24:38,057
Okay, I'm in.
384
00:24:38,190 --> 00:24:41,060
With minimal damage
to Donut Lord's property.
385
00:24:41,761 --> 00:24:42,962
Here we go.
386
00:24:43,095 --> 00:24:44,296
It didn't work out on Earth,
but that's okay.
387
00:24:44,430 --> 00:24:45,798
You're going to a safe world.
388
00:24:45,931 --> 00:24:48,267
A nice, safe world
full of mushrooms.
389
00:24:48,401 --> 00:24:51,670
Mushrooms that'll be
your only friends.
390
00:24:51,804 --> 00:24:53,472
That sounds awful.
I can't do this.
391
00:24:53,606 --> 00:24:56,075
You have to do it.
There's no other option.
392
00:24:56,842 --> 00:24:59,145
All right.
393
00:25:00,546 --> 00:25:02,815
SFPD...
pending background check.
394
00:25:02,948 --> 00:25:04,583
Paws in the air!
395
00:25:06,352 --> 00:25:08,788
Uh, meow?
396
00:25:14,293 --> 00:25:15,561
Ow!
397
00:25:17,196 --> 00:25:20,533
"San... Francisco?"
398
00:25:42,621 --> 00:25:45,257
No.
399
00:25:48,661 --> 00:25:50,329
What?
400
00:26:12,618 --> 00:26:14,386
The blue devil.
401
00:26:27,299 --> 00:26:29,702
- Donut Lord?
- It can talk.
402
00:26:30,202 --> 00:26:31,303
You're not...
403
00:26:31,437 --> 00:26:32,705
You're not here
to abduct me, are you?
404
00:26:32,838 --> 00:26:34,406
You abducted me.
405
00:26:35,641 --> 00:26:37,910
Okay, that's a fair point.
What are you?
406
00:26:38,043 --> 00:26:39,845
Why are you hiding out
in my garage?
407
00:26:39,980 --> 00:26:41,380
I needed somewhere safe.
408
00:26:41,514 --> 00:26:43,549
And you're the only person
I could think of, Donut Lord.
409
00:26:43,682 --> 00:26:45,050
Why do you keep
calling me Donut Lord?
410
00:26:45,184 --> 00:26:46,418
'Cause you talk to donuts.
411
00:26:46,552 --> 00:26:48,654
And then eat them
if they get out of line.
412
00:26:48,787 --> 00:26:50,022
Again, fair.
413
00:26:50,155 --> 00:26:51,257
Wait, wait, wait.
Where are all the mushrooms?
414
00:26:51,390 --> 00:26:52,959
Why am I still on Earth?
What is...
415
00:26:53,092 --> 00:26:55,794
Oh, no!
I lost my rings.
416
00:26:55,929 --> 00:26:57,096
What?
417
00:27:02,868 --> 00:27:05,638
What's happening?
Is this your mother ship?
418
00:27:06,338 --> 00:27:07,706
I'm not in the mood
to get probed.
419
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,709
You think you're worried?
I'm not even wearing pants.
420
00:27:14,146 --> 00:27:16,215
What the...
421
00:27:16,348 --> 00:27:19,251
- They're coming for me!
- Who's coming for you?
422
00:27:19,385 --> 00:27:21,287
- What's that got to do with me?
- I don't have time to explain,
423
00:27:21,420 --> 00:27:22,555
but you have to help me.
424
00:27:22,688 --> 00:27:24,490
No, I don't. Why?
425
00:27:24,623 --> 00:27:27,092
Well, my legs,
which normally would be classified
426
00:27:27,226 --> 00:27:29,328
as lethal weapons,
feel like spaghetti.
427
00:27:29,461 --> 00:27:32,531
I need your help. Please.
It's life or death.
428
00:27:40,272 --> 00:27:42,141
Fine. Come with me.
429
00:27:44,810 --> 00:27:46,845
Uh, little help?
430
00:27:58,058 --> 00:27:59,926
All right, stay here.
And be quiet.
431
00:28:00,060 --> 00:28:01,193
Good plan. Great plan!
432
00:28:01,327 --> 00:28:02,595
We're already working
so well together.
433
00:28:02,728 --> 00:28:05,531
Practically finishing
each other's sentences.
434
00:28:06,732 --> 00:28:08,133
Okay, bye.
435
00:28:11,236 --> 00:28:12,705
Hello there!
436
00:28:13,372 --> 00:28:14,707
Can I help you?
437
00:28:18,310 --> 00:28:20,879
Good morning,
my rural chum.
438
00:28:21,014 --> 00:28:24,683
I'm... from the power company,
investigating the blackout.
439
00:28:24,817 --> 00:28:26,685
If you don't mind,
I'd like to take a few readings
440
00:28:26,819 --> 00:28:28,153
inside your house?
441
00:28:28,287 --> 00:28:29,755
No kidding?
You're from the power company?
442
00:28:29,888 --> 00:28:31,457
- Mmm.
- Oh, you must know my buddy Spencer.
443
00:28:31,590 --> 00:28:34,560
- We play softball together.
- Ah! Spence.
444
00:28:35,095 --> 00:28:37,196
He's a good man.
445
00:28:37,329 --> 00:28:40,000
- Yeah. Come on in!
- Great.
446
00:28:40,132 --> 00:28:41,567
Take all the readings you need.
447
00:28:41,700 --> 00:28:43,335
Except, uh...
448
00:28:43,469 --> 00:28:46,338
Doesn't the power company usually take
their readings from outside the house?
449
00:28:46,472 --> 00:28:49,174
That way they can check them
even if you're not home.
450
00:28:49,308 --> 00:28:51,510
Also, my buddy Spencer
works for the gas company,
451
00:28:51,644 --> 00:28:53,245
and he's more of
an Ultimate Frisbee guy.
452
00:28:53,379 --> 00:28:56,016
So you want to tell me
why you think I'm dumb enough
453
00:28:56,148 --> 00:28:57,816
to just let you
walk inside my house?
454
00:29:06,458 --> 00:29:08,861
- I'm sorry, Mister...
- Wachowski.
455
00:29:08,995 --> 00:29:10,629
But everyone calls me Tom.
456
00:29:10,763 --> 00:29:12,598
Except my dentist,
he calls me Tim.
457
00:29:12,731 --> 00:29:14,199
But it's gone on
for so long now
458
00:29:14,333 --> 00:29:16,301
that it would just be weird
if I corrected him.
459
00:29:16,435 --> 00:29:18,537
Well, Tom, whose-dentist-
calls-him-Tim.
460
00:29:18,671 --> 00:29:20,572
You may have noticed
that this entire town
461
00:29:20,706 --> 00:29:22,374
has been experiencing
a power outage.
462
00:29:22,508 --> 00:29:24,276
Yep, no lights.
Picked up on that.
463
00:29:24,410 --> 00:29:27,446
Twenty minutes ago, I tracked an
energy pulse with a similar signature
464
00:29:27,579 --> 00:29:29,848
to the one that caused
that disruption.
465
00:29:44,563 --> 00:29:46,632
Listen, uh, Mister...
466
00:29:46,765 --> 00:29:47,800
Doctor.
467
00:29:47,934 --> 00:29:50,803
Dr. Robotnik.
But my dentist calls me Rob.
468
00:29:50,937 --> 00:29:52,438
Hmm.
469
00:29:52,571 --> 00:29:55,808
Look, uh, Dr. Robotskeez.
470
00:29:55,942 --> 00:29:58,144
Um, I'm sure what you're
here for is very serious,
471
00:29:58,277 --> 00:29:59,511
but it's got nothing
to do with me.
472
00:29:59,645 --> 00:30:01,014
You can ask anyone in town.
473
00:30:01,147 --> 00:30:03,049
- Everyone knows me.
- I bet they do.
474
00:30:03,183 --> 00:30:04,416
I'm sure you're hella popular
475
00:30:04,550 --> 00:30:06,318
with the Jebs and Merles
and Billy Bobs,
476
00:30:06,452 --> 00:30:08,854
in this glorified
gas-station rest stop.
477
00:30:08,988 --> 00:30:11,223
Betcha go way back
to the days of tippin' cows
478
00:30:11,356 --> 00:30:13,225
and playin' in a jug band!
479
00:30:16,261 --> 00:30:18,932
And maybe someday
you'll achieve your goal
480
00:30:19,065 --> 00:30:21,734
of getting a Costco card
or adopting a Labradoodle.
481
00:30:21,867 --> 00:30:24,204
But the reality is,
I surpassed
482
00:30:24,336 --> 00:30:27,773
everything you're
ever going to do...
483
00:30:29,308 --> 00:30:30,977
before I was a toddler.
484
00:30:31,111 --> 00:30:34,913
I was spitting out formulas while
you were still spitting up formula.
485
00:30:35,048 --> 00:30:36,281
I was breastfed,
actually.
486
00:30:36,415 --> 00:30:39,651
Nice.
Rub that in my orphan face.
487
00:30:40,385 --> 00:30:42,488
Mr. Wachowski,
are you familiar with
488
00:30:42,621 --> 00:30:46,226
US Code 904,
Title 10, Article 104?
489
00:30:46,825 --> 00:30:48,694
- Yeah, who isn't...
- "Anyone...
490
00:30:48,827 --> 00:30:52,664
who attempts to aid an enemy of the
United States shall suffer death."
491
00:30:53,766 --> 00:30:56,335
And if I'm the one
that catches you,
492
00:30:56,468 --> 00:30:57,870
it'll be even worse.
493
00:30:59,905 --> 00:31:01,107
Worse than death?
494
00:31:03,442 --> 00:31:04,743
Okay, I'm a ball,
a normal ball.
495
00:31:04,877 --> 00:31:06,345
I'm blending in like a ball.
496
00:31:06,478 --> 00:31:07,746
Shh. Stop talking.
No, you stop talking.
497
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,748
Be quiet, Sonic.
You be quiet, Sonic.
498
00:31:09,882 --> 00:31:12,484
Oh, I hope they aren't
scanning me with X-rays.
499
00:31:12,618 --> 00:31:14,653
I had kind of
an embarrassing lunch.
500
00:31:22,494 --> 00:31:24,763
Don't freak out. Don't freak out.
Don't freak out.
501
00:31:24,897 --> 00:31:27,633
Don't freak out. Don't freak out.
Don't freak out.
502
00:31:28,134 --> 00:31:30,335
I'm freaking out!
503
00:31:31,904 --> 00:31:34,207
Why don't you have
your staircase carpeted?
504
00:31:34,339 --> 00:31:36,441
Compared to what I...
505
00:31:39,012 --> 00:31:40,445
- Old pipes.
- Yeah.
506
00:31:40,579 --> 00:31:42,081
Probably just
the house settling.
507
00:31:42,215 --> 00:31:43,983
Nothing to see here!
508
00:31:45,151 --> 00:31:46,418
Hey!
509
00:31:51,456 --> 00:31:53,026
Here's the thing.
510
00:31:54,493 --> 00:31:56,428
I'm never wrong.
511
00:31:56,562 --> 00:31:59,032
Well, first time
for everything, I guess.
512
00:31:59,165 --> 00:32:00,399
Would you like some cake?
513
00:32:00,532 --> 00:32:01,834
I hear raccoons have
the cleanest mouths
514
00:32:01,968 --> 00:32:03,869
of any animal that
routinely eats garbage.
515
00:32:16,249 --> 00:32:17,984
Look at that.
516
00:32:18,517 --> 00:32:20,286
I was right.
517
00:32:20,419 --> 00:32:22,554
Note the lack of surprise.
518
00:32:22,688 --> 00:32:24,356
Shall we try this again?
519
00:32:34,766 --> 00:32:38,171
I'm going to give you five
seconds to tell me where it is.
520
00:32:38,304 --> 00:32:39,438
Five...
521
00:32:39,571 --> 00:32:40,639
I don't know what
you're talking about.
522
00:32:40,772 --> 00:32:41,807
- Four.
- Hey, tough guy. I'm a cop,
523
00:32:41,941 --> 00:32:43,408
and you're
threatening an officer.
524
00:32:43,542 --> 00:32:45,711
How can you threaten somebody
who never existed?
525
00:32:45,844 --> 00:32:47,113
Three...
526
00:32:47,247 --> 00:32:48,847
Come on!
Rack your brain.
527
00:32:48,982 --> 00:32:51,284
You might be able to come up
with some lame excuse
528
00:32:51,416 --> 00:32:53,987
to go on living
in two...
529
00:32:54,954 --> 00:32:56,022
one.
530
00:32:56,655 --> 00:32:58,091
Wait! Don't hurt him!
531
00:33:12,071 --> 00:33:13,739
This feels excessive.
532
00:33:17,243 --> 00:33:18,577
Stay behind me.
533
00:33:32,125 --> 00:33:33,558
Hiya!
534
00:33:34,559 --> 00:33:36,930
Don't worry. I got it
right where I want it!
535
00:33:39,531 --> 00:33:43,002
Can you believe Amazon is gonna
deliver packages with these things?
536
00:33:45,537 --> 00:33:48,573
This was a horrible plan!
What was I thinking?
537
00:33:50,676 --> 00:33:52,511
I'm gonna puke!
538
00:33:56,448 --> 00:33:59,018
Come on!
We gotta get out of here.
539
00:33:59,152 --> 00:34:01,220
Oh, don't tell me
that's all you got!
540
00:34:01,354 --> 00:34:02,721
I'm just getting started!
541
00:34:02,854 --> 00:34:05,091
Let me know if you want to go
round two with the blue.
542
00:34:24,509 --> 00:34:26,611
Doctor! Are you okay?
543
00:34:26,745 --> 00:34:29,215
I saw a guy race out of here
and thought...
544
00:34:29,349 --> 00:34:31,150
That you should
stop them?
545
00:34:32,151 --> 00:34:33,618
Open your mouth...
546
00:34:33,752 --> 00:34:35,620
and say you thought that you
should stop them.
547
00:34:35,754 --> 00:34:37,457
No, I thought that maybe
I should check
548
00:34:37,589 --> 00:34:39,225
to see if you were okay...
549
00:34:39,359 --> 00:34:41,860
You know what's hard about being
the smartest person in the world?
550
00:34:41,995 --> 00:34:45,264
- Everyone else seems stupid.
- Stupid, yes! Way to go!
551
00:34:45,398 --> 00:34:46,732
You got that one.
552
00:34:48,067 --> 00:34:51,938
Whatever this creature is,
it's our job to secure it,
553
00:34:52,071 --> 00:34:56,142
neutralize it,
uncover the source of its power.
554
00:34:56,275 --> 00:34:57,843
And if it resists,
555
00:34:58,643 --> 00:35:00,113
we take it apart...
556
00:35:00,746 --> 00:35:02,581
piece by piece.
557
00:35:03,515 --> 00:35:05,218
See what makes it tick.
558
00:35:06,486 --> 00:35:07,686
- Stone?
- Doctor?
559
00:35:07,819 --> 00:35:10,189
Call Optical Illusions.
560
00:35:10,323 --> 00:35:12,458
Tell them I need new frames.
561
00:35:12,591 --> 00:35:14,593
They know what kind I like.
562
00:35:14,726 --> 00:35:17,230
Oh, and bring that quill.
563
00:35:18,364 --> 00:35:19,831
Yes, Doctor.
564
00:35:22,768 --> 00:35:23,936
All right, pal,
565
00:35:24,070 --> 00:35:25,570
you need to start talking
right now.
566
00:35:25,704 --> 00:35:27,974
Who are you? What are you?
567
00:35:28,107 --> 00:35:30,742
I'm a hedgehog!
I feel like that's obvious.
568
00:35:30,876 --> 00:35:33,446
- And I'm in big trouble.
- Oh, you're in big trouble?
569
00:35:33,578 --> 00:35:35,982
You're not the one who punched some
sort of government weirdo back there.
570
00:35:36,115 --> 00:35:38,884
You think you have problems?
I lost my rings.
571
00:35:39,018 --> 00:35:40,453
Rings?
What are you talking about?
572
00:35:40,585 --> 00:35:43,056
Okay. Rings are how
all advanced cultures
573
00:35:43,189 --> 00:35:44,524
travel between worlds.
574
00:35:44,656 --> 00:35:46,959
And now mine are
on top of a pointy building
575
00:35:47,093 --> 00:35:50,530
- I've only ever seen on your skintight T-shirt.
- Hey.
576
00:35:50,662 --> 00:35:52,564
So, I'd like you to take me
to San Francisco,
577
00:35:52,697 --> 00:35:54,467
so I can get back my rings
and use them
578
00:35:54,599 --> 00:35:56,135
to go to the mushroom planet.
579
00:35:57,569 --> 00:35:59,805
- Mushroom planet.
- Yes!
580
00:36:00,406 --> 00:36:01,773
Right.
581
00:36:05,211 --> 00:36:07,846
- Okay, pal, out you go.
- I'm sorry, what?
582
00:36:07,980 --> 00:36:09,848
Look, this is
the worst possible time
583
00:36:09,982 --> 00:36:11,817
for me to get myself
into trouble, okay?
584
00:36:11,951 --> 00:36:13,986
You asked me to save your life,
I saved your life.
585
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:17,190
Now, please, go find your rings.
And your mushroom land.
586
00:36:17,323 --> 00:36:18,991
Hopefully I'm gonna wake up
in a hospital bed
587
00:36:19,125 --> 00:36:21,094
and the doctor's gonna tell me
that my colonoscopy
588
00:36:21,227 --> 00:36:23,362
was a big success, okay?
So goodbye.
589
00:36:23,496 --> 00:36:26,731
- Okay. Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
590
00:36:28,633 --> 00:36:31,736
- Why aren't you leaving?
- I don't know where San Francisco is.
591
00:36:31,870 --> 00:36:32,871
- It's west.
- West?
592
00:36:33,005 --> 00:36:34,207
Straight shot, can't miss it.
593
00:36:34,340 --> 00:36:35,408
Fine. That's cool.
594
00:36:35,541 --> 00:36:37,609
I'm totally cool
saying goodbye now.
595
00:36:42,248 --> 00:36:46,552
So, as I crashed into the cold,
dark water of the Pacific,
596
00:36:46,685 --> 00:36:48,920
I realized a few things.
597
00:36:49,055 --> 00:36:51,424
A, I have no idea
where I'm going.
598
00:36:51,557 --> 00:36:53,493
B, saltwater stings.
599
00:36:53,625 --> 00:36:58,197
C, I shouldn't even be on
this planet right now, but I am.
600
00:36:58,331 --> 00:37:00,166
Why? Because you shot me!
601
00:37:00,299 --> 00:37:01,968
- I know.
- You shot me!
602
00:37:02,101 --> 00:37:03,668
All right, I heard you
the first time.
603
00:37:03,802 --> 00:37:06,372
You don't have to pile it on.
Good grief.
604
00:37:06,506 --> 00:37:09,342
I'm wet. I'm cold.
605
00:37:09,475 --> 00:37:11,110
There's a fish on my head!
606
00:37:11,244 --> 00:37:14,846
And clearly, I'm not gonna
be able to do this on my own.
607
00:37:19,185 --> 00:37:21,786
All right,
get in the truck.
608
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:23,589
Really? You're gonna help me?
609
00:37:23,722 --> 00:37:26,192
I guess it is a little bit my fault
that all this is happening to you.
610
00:37:26,325 --> 00:37:29,362
Not a little bit. Entirely.
It is entirely your fault.
611
00:37:29,495 --> 00:37:31,998
Okay, it's entirely my fault.
Are you coming?
612
00:37:32,131 --> 00:37:33,199
Yes.
613
00:37:35,535 --> 00:37:36,902
Road trip! Whoop-whoop!
614
00:37:37,036 --> 00:37:38,971
What am I doing?
615
00:37:40,039 --> 00:37:41,641
All right, there's
gonna be rules on this trip.
616
00:37:41,773 --> 00:37:44,577
Number one, do exactly
as I say all the time.
617
00:37:44,709 --> 00:37:46,711
- Got it?
- Got it, Donut Lord.
618
00:37:46,845 --> 00:37:49,282
Would you stop
with the "Donut Lord"?
619
00:37:49,415 --> 00:37:51,117
I have a name. It's Tom.
620
00:37:51,617 --> 00:37:52,518
I'm Sonic.
621
00:37:52,652 --> 00:37:55,154
Sonic. Sonic.
622
00:37:56,255 --> 00:37:58,690
So you've been
spying on us all for years.
623
00:37:58,823 --> 00:38:00,159
I wouldn't call it "spying."
624
00:38:00,293 --> 00:38:02,761
We were all just hanging out,
only I wasn't invited
625
00:38:02,894 --> 00:38:04,197
and no one knew I was there.
626
00:38:04,330 --> 00:38:06,599
I can't believe Crazy Carl
was right all this time.
627
00:38:06,731 --> 00:38:09,936
Yeah. You should call him
Super Observant Carl instead.
628
00:38:10,902 --> 00:38:12,972
- Oh, my God, stop the car right now!
- What? What?
629
00:38:13,105 --> 00:38:15,374
The World's Largest
Rubberband Ball?
630
00:38:15,508 --> 00:38:17,410
- We gotta see it!
- No. No.
631
00:38:17,543 --> 00:38:20,213
No, this is not some
fun family road trip, okay?
632
00:38:20,346 --> 00:38:22,448
The government wants
to dissect you.
633
00:38:22,582 --> 00:38:24,350
And arrest me. This is serious.
634
00:38:25,750 --> 00:38:27,186
Eh, you're right, it was lame.
635
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:29,788
Gift shop was cool, though.
I got you a mouse pad.
636
00:38:29,921 --> 00:38:31,591
When are we gonna get there?
637
00:38:31,723 --> 00:38:34,026
We will get there
when we get there.
638
00:38:52,744 --> 00:38:55,715
I'm gonna go check in with Wade,
see if he knows what's going on.
639
00:38:55,847 --> 00:38:58,184
You're gonna see Wade
in that glass thing?
640
00:38:58,317 --> 00:39:00,386
What is it, a teleportation box?
641
00:39:02,088 --> 00:39:03,956
It's a pay phone.
It's mostly for drug dealers
642
00:39:04,090 --> 00:39:06,459
and fugitives from the law,
which is us.
643
00:39:06,592 --> 00:39:08,427
Stay in the car.
I don't want anybody seeing you.
644
00:39:08,561 --> 00:39:10,762
Fine.
645
00:39:21,474 --> 00:39:22,341
Huh?
646
00:39:30,049 --> 00:39:31,783
Okay, okay.
That is the coolest place on Earth,
647
00:39:31,916 --> 00:39:33,953
but you have to stay in the car.
648
00:39:43,562 --> 00:39:45,931
Be strong. Be strong.
649
00:39:48,701 --> 00:39:49,935
Hmm.
650
00:39:52,871 --> 00:39:54,873
Hello.
Green Hills Police Department.
651
00:39:55,007 --> 00:39:56,742
- Wade, it's me.
- Hi.
652
00:39:56,875 --> 00:39:58,144
I'm so glad that you called.
653
00:39:58,277 --> 00:40:00,845
Uh, so, some guys came in
asking some questions.
654
00:40:00,980 --> 00:40:02,481
Uh, they're a little creepy.
655
00:40:02,615 --> 00:40:05,251
Kind of reminded me of
the guys from Men in Black,
656
00:40:05,384 --> 00:40:08,754
but not as likable
or charming as Will Smith.
657
00:40:08,887 --> 00:40:10,156
Wait, what kind of questions?
658
00:40:10,289 --> 00:40:13,426
Um, questions about terrorism?
659
00:40:13,559 --> 00:40:16,796
I told them that I've gone
ice fishing with Tom.
660
00:40:16,929 --> 00:40:18,197
He doesn't know how
to make a bomb.
661
00:40:18,331 --> 00:40:20,566
He can't even
make bait in the cold.
662
00:40:20,700 --> 00:40:22,802
All right, Wade, listen to me.
This is really important.
663
00:40:22,935 --> 00:40:24,570
Don't tell them
that we talked, okay?
664
00:40:28,007 --> 00:40:30,276
You know, I think
they already know.
665
00:40:32,278 --> 00:40:34,846
Mr. Wachowski.
666
00:40:35,247 --> 00:40:36,282
Tom.
667
00:40:36,415 --> 00:40:37,950
I want you to know
that the only other person
668
00:40:38,084 --> 00:40:41,153
who ever punched me in the face
was the school bully.
669
00:40:41,287 --> 00:40:43,855
He hit me in the cafeteria,
causing a blunt-force contusion
670
00:40:43,989 --> 00:40:46,425
to the soft tissue
surrounding my orbital bone.
671
00:40:46,559 --> 00:40:48,728
Humiliated me in front of
the entire school!
672
00:40:48,860 --> 00:40:50,463
And do you know
what I did in response?
673
00:40:50,596 --> 00:40:53,499
Uh, I'm assuming that you reported
him to the principal's office
674
00:40:53,632 --> 00:40:55,501
'cause that kind of behavior
is really unacceptable.
675
00:40:55,634 --> 00:40:58,971
No. I examined the inefficiency of
a world where brawn trumped brain
676
00:40:59,105 --> 00:41:02,007
and I used technology
to resolve that inefficiency.
677
00:41:02,141 --> 00:41:05,144
The boy ate his meals
through a straw for a year.
678
00:41:05,277 --> 00:41:07,279
And I have never
lost a fight again.
679
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:08,614
Until today.
680
00:41:08,748 --> 00:41:10,282
Hey, hooray for me then, huh?
681
00:41:10,416 --> 00:41:13,152
No, because you're about to
become the bully with the straw!
682
00:41:13,285 --> 00:41:15,887
I'm coming for you,
Mr. Wachowski.
683
00:41:16,021 --> 00:41:17,556
And when I catch you, I'll...
684
00:41:18,023 --> 00:41:19,891
Hello.
685
00:41:20,025 --> 00:41:21,293
Hello?
686
00:41:21,827 --> 00:41:22,762
Hello, hello, hello?
687
00:41:22,894 --> 00:41:24,363
I think he actually hung up,
688
00:41:24,497 --> 00:41:26,031
because I notice
that the light isn't on.
689
00:41:26,165 --> 00:41:27,500
Thank you, Officer Brainfart.
690
00:41:27,633 --> 00:41:29,869
If you give me a second,
I can get an outside line.
691
00:41:30,002 --> 00:41:32,104
No. Don't be bothered.
692
00:41:32,238 --> 00:41:35,141
You just sit there and be "u"...
693
00:41:35,875 --> 00:41:37,410
...'seless.
694
00:41:44,250 --> 00:41:47,153
No one's gonna
erase my memory here?
695
00:41:48,087 --> 00:41:50,222
I will tell people about this!
696
00:41:52,758 --> 00:41:56,562
Okay, not exactly
the healthiest meal, but...
697
00:41:57,563 --> 00:41:58,631
Sonic?
698
00:42:02,735 --> 00:42:04,203
Oh, no.
699
00:42:04,737 --> 00:42:06,472
No, no, no, no, no!
700
00:42:10,976 --> 00:42:12,845
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
701
00:42:21,253 --> 00:42:22,555
Howdy, pardner!
702
00:42:22,688 --> 00:42:24,123
I'm not your partner.
Come on. We're leaving.
703
00:42:24,256 --> 00:42:25,858
But there's a ZZ Top cover band.
704
00:42:25,991 --> 00:42:27,593
You gotta see their beards.
705
00:42:27,726 --> 00:42:29,428
You're gonna have to catch 'em
some other time. Let's go. Get up!
706
00:42:29,562 --> 00:42:32,665
If we stay, I won't say another
word for the rest of the trip,
707
00:42:32,798 --> 00:42:34,467
starting... now.
708
00:42:35,668 --> 00:42:37,938
Welcome to the Piston Pit.
What can I get you fellas?
709
00:42:38,070 --> 00:42:40,239
I want nachos and buffalo wings,
oh, and guac.
710
00:42:40,372 --> 00:42:42,808
Funny word, isn't it?
Guac, guac! Guac.
711
00:42:42,943 --> 00:42:44,343
Hey, no kids
allowed in here.
712
00:42:44,477 --> 00:42:45,946
What's he got on,
some kind of mask?
713
00:42:46,078 --> 00:42:49,482
Oh, he's actually
43 years old and, um,
714
00:42:49,615 --> 00:42:51,517
suffers from
a very rare skin disease
715
00:42:51,650 --> 00:42:56,021
that stunts his growth and makes him
look, uh, like that.
716
00:42:56,155 --> 00:42:57,323
The face,
I was born with.
717
00:42:57,456 --> 00:42:59,825
The confidence,
I picked up along the way.
718
00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:02,963
- Make his a Mello Yello, please.
- Okay.
719
00:43:03,930 --> 00:43:06,765
- You owe me one.
- I never sat on a barstool before.
720
00:43:06,899 --> 00:43:08,200
So squishy!
721
00:43:08,334 --> 00:43:10,236
Oh, look at this.
It spins.
722
00:43:10,870 --> 00:43:11,938
- Yes.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
723
00:43:12,071 --> 00:43:13,873
- That's nice.
- I feel sick.
724
00:43:14,006 --> 00:43:15,241
Are you having fun?
725
00:43:15,374 --> 00:43:16,909
Gonna check this off
the ol' bucket list, huh?
726
00:43:17,042 --> 00:43:18,979
- Big night for you.
- What's a bucket list?
727
00:43:19,111 --> 00:43:21,714
A bucket list is, uh...
728
00:43:21,847 --> 00:43:24,450
It's a list of things
you want to do in your life
729
00:43:24,583 --> 00:43:27,019
before you, well,
kick the bucket.
730
00:43:27,152 --> 00:43:28,787
I've never
kicked a bucket, either!
731
00:43:28,921 --> 00:43:30,723
Oh, I gotta make my list.
732
00:43:33,292 --> 00:43:34,793
Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.
733
00:43:34,928 --> 00:43:37,263
Oh, Sonic!
734
00:43:37,897 --> 00:43:39,331
Uh-huh.
735
00:43:44,103 --> 00:43:45,271
What? What's the matter?
736
00:43:45,404 --> 00:43:47,606
There's so much stuff
I've never done.
737
00:43:47,740 --> 00:43:50,276
And now that I'm
leaving Earth forever,
738
00:43:50,409 --> 00:43:51,810
I guess I missed my chance.
739
00:43:57,816 --> 00:43:59,518
Well, I guess
this is the kind of place
740
00:43:59,652 --> 00:44:02,721
you could get a lot of living
done in a short period of time.
741
00:44:03,355 --> 00:44:04,490
I suppose we can spare an hour.
742
00:44:04,623 --> 00:44:07,192
What? You're gonna
bucket-list with me?
743
00:44:07,326 --> 00:44:10,129
- Sure, why not?
- You won't regret this.
744
00:44:10,262 --> 00:44:11,597
Oh, I'm pretty sure I will.
745
00:44:35,788 --> 00:44:37,756
New high score!
746
00:44:40,092 --> 00:44:41,794
Yippee-ki-yay!
747
00:44:42,227 --> 00:44:43,395
Ah-ha!
748
00:44:43,529 --> 00:44:45,431
Wait a second,
is this bull missing a head
749
00:44:45,564 --> 00:44:47,466
or does it have two butts?
750
00:44:49,368 --> 00:44:51,637
This is easy.
751
00:44:51,770 --> 00:44:54,607
- Okay.
- Ha-ha! Yeehaw!
752
00:44:57,376 --> 00:44:58,877
I'm a cowboy, baby!
753
00:45:02,082 --> 00:45:03,816
I'm okay.
754
00:45:06,285 --> 00:45:08,554
Whoo!
755
00:45:09,355 --> 00:45:11,057
Whoo! Yeah!
756
00:45:11,190 --> 00:45:13,192
Ha-ha-ha!
757
00:45:13,325 --> 00:45:14,493
Yeah, yeah, laugh it up.
758
00:45:14,627 --> 00:45:16,161
Nice work, Romeo.
759
00:45:16,295 --> 00:45:18,098
Glad you're having a good time.
760
00:45:18,230 --> 00:45:19,598
I am having a good time!
761
00:45:19,732 --> 00:45:22,768
I'm having the best time.
I mean, what could go wrong?
762
00:45:24,803 --> 00:45:26,205
Uh...
763
00:45:27,007 --> 00:45:28,240
Can we help you?
764
00:45:28,374 --> 00:45:30,010
We don't like
your kind around here.
765
00:45:30,142 --> 00:45:32,344
Our kind?
What kind is that?
766
00:45:34,213 --> 00:45:35,447
Hipsters.
767
00:45:35,581 --> 00:45:37,483
- How dare you.
- Oh, hey. You know what?
768
00:45:37,616 --> 00:45:38,952
We were leaving anyway.
Weren't we?
769
00:45:39,085 --> 00:45:41,487
- There's not a problem here.
- No, no, no, it's okay.
770
00:45:41,620 --> 00:45:42,821
No, no, no,
we're leaving.
771
00:45:42,956 --> 00:45:45,224
I know exactly
how to handle this situation.
772
00:45:45,357 --> 00:45:47,793
Pop quiz, hotshot.
773
00:45:47,927 --> 00:45:50,329
You just picked a fight with
a poorly disguised hedgehog
774
00:45:50,462 --> 00:45:52,498
who's seen way too many
action movies.
775
00:45:52,631 --> 00:45:55,101
What do you do? What do you do?
776
00:45:56,635 --> 00:45:59,538
Huh. Am I crazy?
It's supposed to break, right?
777
00:45:59,672 --> 00:46:02,541
Dink! Dink-dink!
Break, please. Break, please.
778
00:46:02,675 --> 00:46:04,077
Break this bottle, please.
779
00:46:04,209 --> 00:46:05,511
- Please, please, please.
- Uh, Sonic?
780
00:46:06,512 --> 00:46:07,947
Uh-oh!
781
00:46:16,122 --> 00:46:18,490
- Oh-ho-ho-ho!
- Nice going!
782
00:46:18,624 --> 00:46:20,526
Thanks! It's awesome right?
783
00:46:20,659 --> 00:46:22,095
All right, who's next?
Who wants some?
784
00:46:22,227 --> 00:46:23,963
Who do I get to beat up?
785
00:46:24,797 --> 00:46:26,632
Hey! Has anybody
seen my waitress?
786
00:46:26,765 --> 00:46:28,935
Still waiting on
those buffalo wings.
787
00:46:29,069 --> 00:46:31,670
Why, you!
788
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:36,709
Ha-ha-ha!
789
00:46:38,178 --> 00:46:40,146
Uh-oh!
790
00:46:42,848 --> 00:46:43,849
Really?
791
00:48:15,674 --> 00:48:17,676
Olé!
792
00:48:33,159 --> 00:48:35,861
- So, should we get out of here?
- Yeah, time to go.
793
00:48:36,495 --> 00:48:39,265
That was amazing!
794
00:48:39,398 --> 00:48:40,967
Wait a second.
Did we even pay our tab?
795
00:48:41,100 --> 00:48:42,434
It doesn't matter!
796
00:48:42,568 --> 00:48:44,703
Watch this, watch this.
I always wanted to do this.
797
00:48:48,208 --> 00:48:50,843
- Get 'em!
- See ya, suckers!
798
00:48:50,977 --> 00:48:54,546
I can't say for sure,
but I think they liked me.
799
00:48:55,581 --> 00:48:57,416
Come on!
Don't let 'em get away!
800
00:48:59,085 --> 00:49:01,087
- Oh, yes!
- Yeah!
801
00:49:01,221 --> 00:49:02,421
- Yes!
- Ouch!
802
00:49:02,554 --> 00:49:03,622
He got you pretty good.
803
00:49:03,755 --> 00:49:04,958
I'm all right.
I've been hit harder.
804
00:49:05,091 --> 00:49:07,093
Did you see how much
toilet paper I used?
805
00:49:07,227 --> 00:49:10,596
The next person that goes into that
bathroom will have nothing to wipe with!
806
00:49:11,463 --> 00:49:13,565
The floors were sticky.
The crowd was rough.
807
00:49:13,699 --> 00:49:15,101
And the odds
were against us.
808
00:49:15,235 --> 00:49:18,537
But there was no stopping
Donut Lord and the Blue Blur.
809
00:49:18,670 --> 00:49:20,873
Scratch another one
off my list.
810
00:49:22,242 --> 00:49:24,710
You are a weird little dude.
811
00:49:32,718 --> 00:49:33,652
Mmm.
812
00:49:33,785 --> 00:49:34,686
Mmm.
813
00:49:34,820 --> 00:49:35,888
Mmm.
814
00:49:36,022 --> 00:49:36,822
Mmm.
815
00:49:36,956 --> 00:49:37,623
Okay.
816
00:49:37,756 --> 00:49:39,391
So what are we gonna do now?
817
00:49:40,893 --> 00:49:43,930
I'm gonna pass out watching TV.
I think you should too.
818
00:49:44,063 --> 00:49:45,631
But this is my
last night on Earth.
819
00:49:45,764 --> 00:49:47,300
I want to soak up
every last second.
820
00:49:47,432 --> 00:49:49,568
All right, well, anything you
can find to do in this room,
821
00:49:49,701 --> 00:49:50,937
you knock yourself out.
822
00:49:58,311 --> 00:49:59,745
Good times.
823
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:03,849
Oh, come on.
824
00:50:03,983 --> 00:50:05,751
That's awful.
What did you eat?
825
00:50:05,884 --> 00:50:08,121
I think it's called a chili dog?
826
00:50:08,254 --> 00:50:11,090
You might want to check
your fur on that one, buddy.
827
00:50:12,191 --> 00:50:14,928
Hey. So, what's this next planet
you're supposed to go to like?
828
00:50:15,061 --> 00:50:17,462
It's no Earth,
I can tell you that.
829
00:50:17,596 --> 00:50:19,498
There's no people,
just breathable air
830
00:50:19,631 --> 00:50:21,633
and giant mushrooms and stuff.
831
00:50:22,201 --> 00:50:23,835
Well, look at it this way.
832
00:50:23,970 --> 00:50:26,838
At least you won't be
the only "fun-guy."
833
00:50:26,973 --> 00:50:29,042
No. Don't ever do that again.
834
00:50:30,442 --> 00:50:32,145
I liked it.
835
00:50:33,812 --> 00:50:36,015
I'm really gonna
miss this place.
836
00:50:36,149 --> 00:50:38,184
I know I have to
leave Earth to be safe,
837
00:50:38,318 --> 00:50:40,153
but what if
Longclaw was wrong?
838
00:50:41,020 --> 00:50:43,455
Maybe I could have a life here.
839
00:50:47,592 --> 00:50:50,529
All right.
We should get some sleep.
840
00:50:51,530 --> 00:50:52,932
You sleep.
Don't worry about me.
841
00:50:53,066 --> 00:50:56,568
I'm gonna stay up all night
enjoying Earth while I can.
842
00:50:57,070 --> 00:50:58,537
Sure, kid.
843
00:50:58,670 --> 00:51:01,040
As long as we're
on the road by 8:00.
844
00:51:07,180 --> 00:51:09,983
I ate a chili dog.
That's why my farts smell.
845
00:51:24,496 --> 00:51:29,235
Thomas Wachowski, accused of committing
an act of domestic terrorism.
846
00:51:29,369 --> 00:51:32,171
Wachowski is considered
armed and dangerous.
847
00:51:32,305 --> 00:51:34,140
Any information
regarding his whereabouts
848
00:51:34,273 --> 00:51:37,876
should be reported to
local authorities immediately.
849
00:51:43,548 --> 00:51:45,084
Did he say where he was going?
850
00:51:48,553 --> 00:51:51,190
Maybe. Maybe not.
851
00:51:51,923 --> 00:51:53,592
Like I'd ever tell you.
852
00:51:54,693 --> 00:51:56,561
Stand down, Agent Stone.
853
00:51:56,695 --> 00:52:00,599
This well-meaning citizen obviously doesn't
understand the urgency of the matter.
854
00:52:03,302 --> 00:52:04,569
Really?
855
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:09,608
Now that's
what I call good cop, bad cop.
856
00:52:11,310 --> 00:52:12,744
Hoy!
857
00:52:12,878 --> 00:52:14,579
Left yourself open.
858
00:52:17,150 --> 00:52:18,884
Judging by the quickest route
to San Francisco,
859
00:52:19,018 --> 00:52:20,786
the approximate
speed of their vehicle,
860
00:52:20,919 --> 00:52:22,288
and local weather conditions...
861
00:52:23,855 --> 00:52:25,624
They should be...
862
00:52:26,259 --> 00:52:28,127
right about...
863
00:52:29,295 --> 00:52:30,496
here.
864
00:52:30,629 --> 00:52:33,132
- That's brilliant, sir.
- Thanks...
865
00:52:33,266 --> 00:52:35,134
for nothing.
866
00:52:36,969 --> 00:52:39,571
- So, what's on your bucket list?
- Who, me?
867
00:52:39,704 --> 00:52:41,307
Yeah. Everyone has
a bucket list, right?
868
00:52:41,441 --> 00:52:42,641
Sure, but...
869
00:52:42,774 --> 00:52:44,709
I mean, you're the one
leaving Earth, and...
870
00:52:44,843 --> 00:52:46,446
I'm not planning
on dying anytime soon.
871
00:52:46,578 --> 00:52:47,879
Don't be so sure.
872
00:52:48,014 --> 00:52:49,781
Your best friend
is a magnet for danger.
873
00:52:49,915 --> 00:52:52,051
Are you anointing yourself
as the bestie?
874
00:52:52,185 --> 00:52:53,319
Mm-hmm.
875
00:52:53,453 --> 00:52:55,687
A little presumptuous, but...
I mean... What, no...
876
00:52:55,821 --> 00:52:58,124
I like you, of course, but,
877
00:52:58,257 --> 00:53:00,059
you know,
we're not best friends.
878
00:53:00,193 --> 00:53:02,028
You tucked me in last night.
879
00:53:02,161 --> 00:53:03,795
Fine, fine, fine.
Best animal friend.
880
00:53:03,930 --> 00:53:05,498
- That would be my dog, Ozzy.
- Okay...
881
00:53:05,630 --> 00:53:09,302
let's drop this increasingly
humiliating topic of conversation.
882
00:53:09,435 --> 00:53:11,237
Bucket list.
Give it to me!
883
00:53:11,803 --> 00:53:13,940
Okay, there is one thing.
884
00:53:14,673 --> 00:53:16,509
In Green Hills,
I've always felt,
885
00:53:16,641 --> 00:53:20,012
I don't know, more like a babysitter
than a real cop, you know?
886
00:53:20,146 --> 00:53:23,015
So I want a chance to prove
myself, under real pressure.
887
00:53:23,149 --> 00:53:26,285
I'm gonna move to San Francisco,
become a street cop.
888
00:53:26,419 --> 00:53:29,255
And, I don't know,
see if I have what it takes.
889
00:53:30,323 --> 00:53:31,357
What?
890
00:53:32,624 --> 00:53:33,960
Why...
Why is your face doing that?
891
00:53:34,093 --> 00:53:36,295
You're leaving Green Hills?
892
00:53:36,761 --> 00:53:37,964
Okay.
893
00:53:38,097 --> 00:53:40,466
B-B-But why?
Why would you leave Green Hills?
894
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:43,269
This may be hard for you to understand,
but Green Hills is a small town.
895
00:53:43,402 --> 00:53:44,703
It's a very small town.
896
00:53:44,836 --> 00:53:47,573
Uh, it's not small.
There are hundreds of people.
897
00:53:47,706 --> 00:53:48,975
That's a small town, dude!
898
00:53:49,108 --> 00:53:51,910
It's a perfect town,
and the people need you.
899
00:53:52,044 --> 00:53:53,246
Please.
I clean out their gutters.
900
00:53:53,379 --> 00:53:55,481
I jump-start their cars
in the winter.
901
00:53:55,615 --> 00:53:56,848
They could call anybody
to do that.
902
00:53:56,983 --> 00:53:59,552
Sure, they can call anybody,
but they don't.
903
00:53:59,684 --> 00:54:01,220
They call you.
904
00:54:16,602 --> 00:54:20,839
Eeny, meeny, miny...
905
00:54:21,541 --> 00:54:22,542
mayhem.
906
00:54:34,153 --> 00:54:35,687
- You're not making any sense.
- Would you calm down?
907
00:54:35,820 --> 00:54:38,624
You come from a great town with
great people and by my count,
908
00:54:38,757 --> 00:54:40,927
zero bad guys
trying to kill you!
909
00:54:43,062 --> 00:54:45,631
Besides, what could possibly
be more important
910
00:54:45,764 --> 00:54:47,799
than protecting
the people you care about?
911
00:54:54,073 --> 00:54:56,209
- Look, I get your poi...
- Whoa!
912
00:54:57,577 --> 00:54:59,011
Yeah!
913
00:55:06,018 --> 00:55:07,954
You know what?
I was wrong about you.
914
00:55:08,087 --> 00:55:09,821
You're not
the Donut Lord at all.
915
00:55:09,956 --> 00:55:11,457
You're more like the Jerk Lord.
916
00:55:11,591 --> 00:55:14,327
Have you noticed the harpoon
stuck in our dash?
917
00:55:19,031 --> 00:55:21,067
Sonic!
918
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:22,901
I was forced from my home.
919
00:55:23,035 --> 00:55:25,071
Your home is perfect,
and you're leaving it.
920
00:55:25,204 --> 00:55:26,905
Why would you do that?
921
00:55:27,039 --> 00:55:29,642
- Your body!
- Oh, no, not again!
922
00:55:29,774 --> 00:55:30,742
Hey! Hold on!
923
00:55:30,875 --> 00:55:32,612
- Why?
- Because I'm gonna do this.
924
00:55:51,564 --> 00:55:53,032
Sonic!
925
00:55:53,865 --> 00:55:55,334
Sonic!
926
00:55:59,472 --> 00:56:02,008
Guess I had a bonus life.
927
00:56:02,675 --> 00:56:05,678
Oh, yeah, baby!
928
00:56:05,810 --> 00:56:08,948
Sonic, one. Big Tank, zero.
I'm sorry.
929
00:56:09,081 --> 00:56:11,450
- Did we get that on camera?
- How are you not dead?
930
00:56:11,584 --> 00:56:12,817
I have no idea.
931
00:56:12,952 --> 00:56:15,521
- Do you see me dancing?
- Yes, I saw you dance.
932
00:56:15,655 --> 00:56:17,189
Is that all you got?
933
00:56:17,323 --> 00:56:19,258
No, but thank you for asking.
934
00:56:22,261 --> 00:56:25,498
- Uh-oh.
- Sonic! Get back in the truck!
935
00:56:25,631 --> 00:56:27,566
You go. I'll catch up.
936
00:56:31,637 --> 00:56:32,938
Ha!
937
00:56:38,311 --> 00:56:40,980
I think that tank
just had a baby.
938
00:56:53,392 --> 00:56:54,460
Incoming!
939
00:56:56,662 --> 00:56:59,365
- It's my turn!
- You just had one. It's mine!
940
00:56:59,498 --> 00:57:01,701
Hey, stop fighting
or I'm taking that thing away!
941
00:57:01,833 --> 00:57:02,802
Yeah, right, Dad.
942
00:57:14,780 --> 00:57:15,981
Where are you going?
943
00:57:16,115 --> 00:57:18,417
Just drive the car.
I'll take care of this.
944
00:57:18,551 --> 00:57:20,553
And if I don't make it,
just ditch me.
945
00:57:20,686 --> 00:57:22,121
You seem good at that.
946
00:57:31,664 --> 00:57:33,833
Hey, everyone!
Welcome back to my livestream.
947
00:57:33,966 --> 00:57:34,934
Today we're destroying robots.
948
00:57:35,067 --> 00:57:37,036
Step one.
949
00:57:40,973 --> 00:57:43,242
Yes, we did it!
950
00:57:47,446 --> 00:57:50,082
We did not do it.
Who is this guy?
951
00:57:50,216 --> 00:57:52,785
Ever wonder where
your tax dollars are going?
952
00:57:52,917 --> 00:57:53,953
My turn.
953
00:57:54,086 --> 00:57:55,588
Here, just keep us
going straight.
954
00:57:55,721 --> 00:57:56,888
I put it in cruise control.
955
00:57:57,022 --> 00:57:58,758
I feel just like Vin Diesel.
956
00:57:58,890 --> 00:58:00,993
"It's all about family, Tom."
957
00:58:06,999 --> 00:58:08,667
Quick suggestion.
958
00:58:08,801 --> 00:58:12,138
Roll up into a ball
and smash him with your body.
959
00:58:13,105 --> 00:58:15,174
Whoa! Where'd you
learn how to drive?
960
00:58:15,307 --> 00:58:18,077
Here. In this truck.
It's happening as we speak.
961
00:58:21,180 --> 00:58:23,015
I can't reach it.
Bring him in closer.
962
00:58:23,149 --> 00:58:24,517
- What?
- Bring it in closer!
963
00:58:24,650 --> 00:58:26,886
- Hit the brakes.
- Oh, you mean this one?
964
00:58:27,019 --> 00:58:28,754
The other brakes!
965
00:58:38,063 --> 00:58:40,366
Ha-ha! Whoo!
966
00:58:41,367 --> 00:58:43,002
Oh!
967
00:58:43,135 --> 00:58:46,605
Give me a big, fat break!
968
00:58:51,677 --> 00:58:54,680
Aw, this one is cute.
Let's keep him.
969
00:58:55,948 --> 00:58:57,183
Aah!
970
00:58:57,817 --> 00:58:59,218
Oh, come on!
971
00:58:59,351 --> 00:59:02,021
How could something
so adorable be so terrible?
972
00:59:04,957 --> 00:59:06,525
You've got car insurance, right?
973
00:59:13,165 --> 00:59:14,333
Buzz off.
974
00:59:14,467 --> 00:59:16,101
That doesn't sound good.
975
00:59:16,235 --> 00:59:18,437
- No, beeping is bad. Get rid of it!
- I'm trying.
976
00:59:18,571 --> 00:59:20,306
Throw it out the win...
Throw it anywhere!
977
00:59:20,439 --> 00:59:23,108
- I can't get it off.
- All right, I'm pulling over.
978
00:59:30,883 --> 00:59:32,651
- Did I get it?
- Nope.
979
00:59:33,919 --> 00:59:35,521
Here. Hold still.
980
00:59:36,489 --> 00:59:38,357
It's going,
it's going...
981
00:59:38,491 --> 00:59:42,027
It's still here.
982
00:59:43,195 --> 00:59:44,663
Get off me.
983
00:59:44,797 --> 00:59:46,499
Ha-ha! Nailed it!
984
00:59:55,875 --> 00:59:57,376
Sonic!
985
01:00:04,683 --> 01:00:06,051
No, no, no, no, no.
986
01:00:12,558 --> 01:00:16,729
Hey. Come on. You're all right.
Wake up. Wake up.
987
01:00:23,903 --> 01:00:25,604
Did we get 'em?
988
01:00:25,738 --> 01:00:27,540
Oh. No, there they are.
989
01:00:27,673 --> 01:00:30,509
They are real survivors,
those two.
990
01:00:35,414 --> 01:00:37,116
Can we have a moment?
991
01:00:39,852 --> 01:00:41,320
Pin yourself
to the wall.
992
01:00:42,588 --> 01:00:44,890
You know, I won't miss you
when you're gone.
993
01:00:45,025 --> 01:00:47,059
Human beings are
unreliable and stupid,
994
01:00:47,192 --> 01:00:48,661
and I care very little
about them.
995
01:00:48,794 --> 01:00:51,697
But my machines are diligent,
relentless.
996
01:00:51,830 --> 01:00:53,732
They're everything to me!
997
01:00:55,668 --> 01:00:57,069
Huh?
998
01:01:16,889 --> 01:01:18,157
Mmm?
999
01:01:31,403 --> 01:01:32,738
Come on, buddy.
1000
01:01:32,871 --> 01:01:35,608
You're gonna be all right.
You'll be all right.
1001
01:01:40,981 --> 01:01:42,082
- Is Maddie here?
- No, no.
1002
01:01:42,214 --> 01:01:43,415
- Not today. Goodbye.
- It's an emergency!
1003
01:01:43,549 --> 01:01:45,484
- Bye-bye.
- Rachel, stop! Maddie!
1004
01:01:45,618 --> 01:01:47,053
Don't do this.
This is important.
1005
01:01:47,186 --> 01:01:49,221
- Oh, my God! Rachel, let him in.
- I am calling the police.
1006
01:01:49,355 --> 01:01:51,490
No, I am calling the FBI.
I am calling the CIA.
1007
01:01:51,624 --> 01:01:53,392
- Stop. Don't do that.
- I am calling your mother.
1008
01:01:53,525 --> 01:01:55,361
- Okay, got it.
- Maddie, can we talk?
1009
01:01:55,494 --> 01:01:58,297
Tom, what's going on? You're all over
the news. I've been trying to call you.
1010
01:01:58,430 --> 01:02:00,132
I had to ditch my phone
so they couldn't track me.
1011
01:02:00,265 --> 01:02:01,734
- Ditch his phone?
- Track you?
1012
01:02:01,867 --> 01:02:04,136
- Uncle Tommy!
- Jojo! Hey!
1013
01:02:04,269 --> 01:02:06,805
Now your niece is
an accessory to treason.
1014
01:02:06,940 --> 01:02:08,273
- No, she's not.
- Calm down.
1015
01:02:08,407 --> 01:02:10,342
Calm down?
I will not calm down!
1016
01:02:10,476 --> 01:02:12,112
- Enough.
- Yes, calm down. Stop talking.
1017
01:02:12,244 --> 01:02:14,313
No. Ozzy, please.
Good to see you too.
1018
01:02:14,446 --> 01:02:17,216
Oh, little Lord Baby Jesus.
1019
01:02:17,349 --> 01:02:18,550
What is that, Tom?
1020
01:02:18,684 --> 01:02:20,086
Is that plutonium?
Is it e-mails?
1021
01:02:20,219 --> 01:02:21,720
Yes, it's plutonium.
1022
01:02:21,854 --> 01:02:23,789
Can we please go in
the other room and talk...
1023
01:02:23,922 --> 01:02:25,025
Stop it, Ozzy. Quit it!
1024
01:02:25,157 --> 01:02:26,492
This is why I told you
he was no good.
1025
01:02:26,625 --> 01:02:29,062
- I'm not engaging.
- No, Ozzy, quit it.
1026
01:02:31,163 --> 01:02:33,532
Ozzy, no! Ozzy, no!
1027
01:02:34,466 --> 01:02:36,835
Oh, catch me, Jojo.
1028
01:02:36,970 --> 01:02:39,304
Oh, thank God.
1029
01:02:39,438 --> 01:02:42,841
Can I get a glass of water?
1030
01:04:23,709 --> 01:04:25,245
I just thought
you might like a latte
1031
01:04:25,377 --> 01:04:26,946
with steamed Austrian goat milk.
1032
01:04:27,646 --> 01:04:29,515
Who do I look like,
an imbecile?
1033
01:04:29,648 --> 01:04:32,952
Of course I want a latte.
I love the way you make them!
1034
01:04:39,892 --> 01:04:42,095
Ready the prototype.
1035
01:04:42,228 --> 01:04:43,762
With this kind of power,
1036
01:04:43,896 --> 01:04:48,067
my machines can finally reach
their full potential.
1037
01:04:54,439 --> 01:04:56,408
He's gonna be okay, Jojo.
1038
01:04:57,409 --> 01:04:59,979
Oh, thank God.
He's gonna be okay, right?
1039
01:05:00,113 --> 01:05:02,648
I'm a vet, Tom. I don't even
know what I'm looking at here.
1040
01:05:02,781 --> 01:05:05,018
He's a hedgehog.
Or so he says.
1041
01:05:05,151 --> 01:05:06,919
- It talks?
- Almost constantly.
1042
01:05:07,486 --> 01:05:09,655
Okay.
1043
01:05:10,156 --> 01:05:11,323
- Holy...
- What?
1044
01:05:11,456 --> 01:05:12,758
His pulse is super-fast.
1045
01:05:12,891 --> 01:05:14,693
That actually
might be normal for him.
1046
01:05:14,827 --> 01:05:16,461
I don't know.
You gotta help him, Maddie.
1047
01:05:16,595 --> 01:05:18,330
I don't know his physiology.
1048
01:05:18,463 --> 01:05:21,034
He doesn't seem
to have any broken bones.
1049
01:05:21,167 --> 01:05:23,937
He's just really banged up.
1050
01:05:24,770 --> 01:05:27,974
Oh, look at
his poor little feet.
1051
01:05:30,977 --> 01:05:33,846
Hang in there, buddy.
You're gonna be all right.
1052
01:05:36,715 --> 01:05:39,384
Jojo?
Untie your mother. Jojo!
1053
01:05:39,518 --> 01:05:41,720
Untie Mommy.
1054
01:05:41,854 --> 01:05:43,990
Sweetie. Jojo!
1055
01:05:46,993 --> 01:05:48,427
I have to go to the bathroom.
1056
01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:50,596
- He's gonna be okay, right?
- Uh...
1057
01:05:50,729 --> 01:05:53,233
He'll snap out of this.
He'll wake up soon?
1058
01:05:53,365 --> 01:05:54,533
Oh, smelling salts!
1059
01:05:54,666 --> 01:05:55,801
Don't you have, like,
vet smelling salts,
1060
01:05:55,935 --> 01:05:57,769
like for cats or parakeets
or something?
1061
01:05:57,903 --> 01:06:00,739
No. They don't make
cat smelling salts.
1062
01:06:00,873 --> 01:06:03,675
- They should.
- I have human smelling salts
1063
01:06:03,809 --> 01:06:05,878
in my human first aid kit.
1064
01:06:07,180 --> 01:06:08,580
Okay.
1065
01:06:10,350 --> 01:06:11,850
- Here we go.
- Come on, buddy.
1066
01:06:11,985 --> 01:06:13,152
Gotta go fast!
1067
01:06:15,888 --> 01:06:17,656
- Whoa.
- Where am I? What year is it?
1068
01:06:17,789 --> 01:06:19,192
Is The Rock president?
1069
01:06:19,325 --> 01:06:20,525
Whoa, buddy, you're okay.
Calm down.
1070
01:06:20,659 --> 01:06:21,961
Oh, hi, Pretzel Lady!
1071
01:06:22,095 --> 01:06:23,695
Hi.
1072
01:06:24,264 --> 01:06:25,530
- Tom?
- Yeah.
1073
01:06:25,664 --> 01:06:27,033
Can I talk to you, please?
1074
01:06:30,069 --> 01:06:32,338
Space hedgehog, stay there.
Try to rest.
1075
01:06:32,471 --> 01:06:33,872
You got it.
I am great at resting.
1076
01:06:34,007 --> 01:06:36,109
I rest faster than anybody.
1077
01:06:36,242 --> 01:06:37,343
Still talking.
1078
01:06:37,476 --> 01:06:38,877
Uh, first of all,
can we take a moment
1079
01:06:39,012 --> 01:06:40,712
to acknowledge how
under control I've been?
1080
01:06:40,846 --> 01:06:42,547
- Amazing.
- Didn't freak out.
1081
01:06:42,681 --> 01:06:45,084
- No.
- Totally calm.
1082
01:06:45,218 --> 01:06:47,320
- Thank you.
- Ahh.
1083
01:06:47,452 --> 01:06:49,488
Second of all...
1084
01:06:49,621 --> 01:06:52,225
What the heck is going on?
Is that thing an alien?
1085
01:06:52,358 --> 01:06:55,861
Okay, so, remember how Crazy
Carl is always going on
1086
01:06:55,995 --> 01:06:57,696
- about the blue devil?
- The blue devil!
1087
01:06:57,829 --> 01:06:59,865
- That's him? He's real?
- Yeah.
1088
01:06:59,999 --> 01:07:02,101
What is he doing here?
What are you doing here?
1089
01:07:02,235 --> 01:07:04,670
I... kinda sorta...
1090
01:07:04,803 --> 01:07:06,772
shot our little blue friend
with your tranq gun.
1091
01:07:06,905 --> 01:07:09,008
- No, you did not.
- I didn't mean to.
1092
01:07:09,142 --> 01:07:11,044
This is kinda hard
for me to explain.
1093
01:07:11,177 --> 01:07:12,911
And it's gonna sound
a little bit crazy.
1094
01:07:13,046 --> 01:07:15,315
He has to get to
the Transamerica building,
1095
01:07:15,447 --> 01:07:16,882
and I promised
I'd take him.
1096
01:07:17,016 --> 01:07:18,985
Uh-uh! Aliens?
1097
01:07:19,118 --> 01:07:21,586
Maddie, your husband's
lost his mind.
1098
01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:23,655
Use this as an opportunity
to leave him.
1099
01:07:23,789 --> 01:07:25,791
No one would judge you.
1100
01:07:30,495 --> 01:07:32,531
So you won't
hurt your feet anymore.
1101
01:07:33,232 --> 01:07:35,001
- Really?
- Uh-huh.
1102
01:07:35,767 --> 01:07:37,869
No one's ever
given me a gift before.
1103
01:07:38,637 --> 01:07:40,739
I gotta check that
off my bucket list.
1104
01:07:50,450 --> 01:07:52,918
All right! Looking good!
1105
01:07:55,388 --> 01:07:56,822
Okay.
1106
01:07:56,956 --> 01:07:59,292
You said you wanted to help
people in real trouble, right?
1107
01:08:00,026 --> 01:08:01,560
Well, that's what you're doing.
1108
01:08:01,693 --> 01:08:05,131
Blue alien hedgehogs still
count as people. Right?
1109
01:08:05,264 --> 01:08:06,432
- I think so too.
- Yeah.
1110
01:08:06,565 --> 01:08:07,766
- I think.
- Okay.
1111
01:08:07,899 --> 01:08:09,868
I love you.
Did I tell you that already?
1112
01:08:10,003 --> 01:08:12,005
I don't deserve you.
You know that?
1113
01:08:12,138 --> 01:08:13,605
I know that.
1114
01:08:16,042 --> 01:08:18,710
So, you're supposed to be
Tom's best friend
1115
01:08:18,844 --> 01:08:20,346
that he won't shut up about.
1116
01:08:22,281 --> 01:08:23,882
Well, I don't see the appeal.
1117
01:08:25,084 --> 01:08:27,120
Stop!
1118
01:08:27,253 --> 01:08:29,654
That is very gross.
1119
01:08:30,756 --> 01:08:32,125
- Hey.
- Hey.
1120
01:08:32,258 --> 01:08:35,094
So, my truck still runs,
but it's pretty much totaled.
1121
01:08:35,228 --> 01:08:37,363
You think your sister would
mind if we borrowed her car?
1122
01:08:37,497 --> 01:08:39,198
You have got to be kidding me!
1123
01:08:40,199 --> 01:08:41,566
- She'll be fine.
- Yeah, let's do that.
1124
01:08:41,700 --> 01:08:43,069
Mm-hmm.
1125
01:08:43,202 --> 01:08:45,371
This is my house!
1126
01:08:45,505 --> 01:08:47,340
Coming through!
1127
01:08:47,473 --> 01:08:50,609
Whoa, whoa! Now this is my turn,
and I go around you.
1128
01:08:50,742 --> 01:08:52,577
Sorry! And...
1129
01:08:52,711 --> 01:08:54,913
- perfect park.
- What are you, crazy?
1130
01:08:55,048 --> 01:08:56,215
Is there anything
you didn't hit?
1131
01:08:56,349 --> 01:08:57,849
Why did we let the alien drive?
1132
01:08:57,984 --> 01:09:01,187
Hey, I got us here.
And please, five stars.
1133
01:09:02,687 --> 01:09:05,924
- So, this is it?
- That's it. That's your pyramid.
1134
01:09:06,059 --> 01:09:08,261
Wow, look at that thing!
1135
01:09:08,394 --> 01:09:09,728
What happens now?
1136
01:09:10,430 --> 01:09:13,166
- Oh. He's... gone.
- Yep.
1137
01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:16,936
No good. You need a special
key to get to the roof.
1138
01:09:18,171 --> 01:09:19,571
What now?
1139
01:09:19,704 --> 01:09:22,774
Time for me to abuse
the power entrusted to me.
1140
01:09:32,518 --> 01:09:34,719
We got a jumper on the roof.
Gotta get up there fast
1141
01:09:34,853 --> 01:09:37,123
or we're gonna have
a human pancake on our hands.
1142
01:09:37,256 --> 01:09:39,325
You came all the way
from Montana.
1143
01:09:40,460 --> 01:09:42,195
Yeah. That's how serious it is.
1144
01:09:47,066 --> 01:09:48,101
Okay.
1145
01:09:49,768 --> 01:09:51,270
You just saved a life.
1146
01:09:59,946 --> 01:10:02,848
How much longer?
I can't breathe in here.
1147
01:10:04,749 --> 01:10:07,053
Hello?
Anybody there?
1148
01:10:07,186 --> 01:10:09,455
Do you have your child
in that bag?
1149
01:10:09,589 --> 01:10:10,789
No.
1150
01:10:10,922 --> 01:10:13,392
I mean, yes, it's a child,
but it's not mine.
1151
01:10:14,460 --> 01:10:15,394
It's not your child.
1152
01:10:15,528 --> 01:10:17,863
Relax.
I'm a cop, okay?
1153
01:10:17,997 --> 01:10:19,499
Plus, he likes it in there,
don't you, buddy?
1154
01:10:19,631 --> 01:10:21,000
Why would I
like it in here?
1155
01:10:21,134 --> 01:10:24,203
This is worse than the dog cage
you had me in earlier.
1156
01:10:25,071 --> 01:10:27,839
Such a kidder.
1157
01:10:27,974 --> 01:10:30,709
- Okay.
- No, I'm scared of the dark!
1158
01:10:31,210 --> 01:10:32,711
Is anybody there?
1159
01:10:44,223 --> 01:10:47,493
What were you
keeping in this bag?
1160
01:10:47,627 --> 01:10:48,995
A jar of pickled farts?
1161
01:10:49,128 --> 01:10:50,963
All right.
What are we looking for?
1162
01:10:53,933 --> 01:10:55,667
This.
1163
01:10:56,402 --> 01:10:58,037
Okay.
What happens now?
1164
01:10:58,171 --> 01:10:59,972
Now all I have to do
is think of where I want
1165
01:11:00,106 --> 01:11:02,341
the other end of the ring
to appear, and I throw it.
1166
01:11:02,475 --> 01:11:04,443
So that's it?
We did it?
1167
01:11:04,577 --> 01:11:06,312
Yeah. We did it!
1168
01:11:06,445 --> 01:11:10,016
Hey. Sorry we didn't get to do
everything on your bucket list, pal.
1169
01:11:10,149 --> 01:11:12,884
It's okay.
I did the ones I needed the most.
1170
01:11:13,019 --> 01:11:16,422
You two are so cute.
1171
01:11:16,556 --> 01:11:18,690
- Oh, please. What?
- We are not.
1172
01:11:18,823 --> 01:11:20,326
No.
We're not cute.
1173
01:11:20,459 --> 01:11:23,029
We are a couple of loose cannons
just living by our own rules.
1174
01:11:23,162 --> 01:11:23,895
Exactly.
1175
01:11:24,030 --> 01:11:25,364
- Really?
- Yeah.
1176
01:11:25,498 --> 01:11:28,134
And our rules include
expressing heartfelt emotions.
1177
01:11:28,267 --> 01:11:29,535
If you say so.
1178
01:11:29,669 --> 01:11:32,238
- Okay, then.
- All right.
1179
01:11:33,172 --> 01:11:35,041
- Um, you gotta go, right?
- Yeah, I gotta go.
1180
01:11:35,174 --> 01:11:36,509
I gotta go.
We gotta go too.
1181
01:11:36,642 --> 01:11:38,344
See... All right, bye-bye.
1182
01:11:42,881 --> 01:11:44,951
Just one more thing.
1183
01:11:52,625 --> 01:11:54,927
I'm sorry I was so hard on you.
1184
01:11:57,330 --> 01:12:00,333
I know it's a tough decision
for you to leave Green Hills.
1185
01:12:00,466 --> 01:12:03,236
Walking away from
something you care about
1186
01:12:03,868 --> 01:12:05,071
has to be painful.
1187
01:12:05,204 --> 01:12:07,340
You're not sure
you really want to go, huh?
1188
01:12:08,374 --> 01:12:11,743
I don't want to go,
but I can't stay.
1189
01:12:11,876 --> 01:12:14,513
As long as I'm here,
I put everyone in danger.
1190
01:12:14,981 --> 01:12:17,149
I can't do that.
1191
01:12:17,283 --> 01:12:21,487
I just want you to know that
these last two days have been
1192
01:12:21,621 --> 01:12:24,290
the best two days of my life.
1193
01:12:27,260 --> 01:12:28,694
You know, I never
thought I'd say this,
1194
01:12:28,827 --> 01:12:31,530
but I'm actually gonna miss
you, you little blue devil.
1195
01:12:31,664 --> 01:12:33,466
I'll miss you too,
Donut Lord.
1196
01:12:34,467 --> 01:12:35,501
Thank you.
1197
01:12:36,202 --> 01:12:37,236
For what?
1198
01:12:38,004 --> 01:12:39,804
For saving my life.
1199
01:12:57,423 --> 01:13:00,493
Okay. Did someone leave
their "Find My Phone" on?
1200
01:13:27,086 --> 01:13:30,022
Welcome to San Francisco,
Mr. Wachowski.
1201
01:13:30,855 --> 01:13:32,425
Are you enjoying
the clam chowder?
1202
01:13:32,558 --> 01:13:34,826
It's the government wack job
who keeps trying to kill us.
1203
01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:36,262
Unsuccessfully!
1204
01:13:36,395 --> 01:13:38,230
Nice of you to swing by
on your way to Comic-Con.
1205
01:13:38,364 --> 01:13:40,433
Yeah,
what are you wearing?
1206
01:13:41,866 --> 01:13:43,336
It's a flight suit,
1207
01:13:43,469 --> 01:13:46,072
designed to modulate my body
temperature and reduce drag.
1208
01:13:46,205 --> 01:13:47,807
Yeah, and yet
you still are one.
1209
01:13:47,940 --> 01:13:49,709
Ooh-hoo! Good one.
1210
01:13:49,841 --> 01:13:51,544
You are catching fire,
Thomas.
1211
01:13:51,677 --> 01:13:54,680
Oh, and speaking of heat,
I see you've taken a lover.
1212
01:13:54,814 --> 01:13:56,048
Does she have a name
1213
01:13:56,182 --> 01:13:58,484
or should we just call her
"collateral damage"?
1214
01:13:58,617 --> 01:14:00,086
Hey, watch your mouth.
1215
01:14:00,219 --> 01:14:02,021
Unless you want a little more
of what I gave you earlier?
1216
01:14:02,154 --> 01:14:03,556
I punched him
in the face.
1217
01:14:03,689 --> 01:14:05,725
Oh! He punched him right in the face!
It was awesome!
1218
01:14:05,857 --> 01:14:08,928
The time for talking is over!
It's time to push buttons.
1219
01:14:09,061 --> 01:14:12,131
Your flying eggs are pretty
impressive, Mr. Eggman,
1220
01:14:12,264 --> 01:14:14,633
but let's face it,
you'll never catch me.
1221
01:14:14,767 --> 01:14:16,402
Confidence!
1222
01:14:16,535 --> 01:14:19,004
A fool's substitute
for intelligence.
1223
01:14:26,679 --> 01:14:28,447
- That's not good.
- Uh...
1224
01:14:28,581 --> 01:14:30,483
Sonic, I know you got the
super-speed and everything,
1225
01:14:30,616 --> 01:14:33,719
- but Maddie and I...
- Totally defenseless? Probably gonna get blown up?
1226
01:14:33,853 --> 01:14:35,755
Pretty much, yeah.
1227
01:14:35,887 --> 01:14:38,591
Don't worry.
I know exactly what to do.
1228
01:14:45,998 --> 01:14:47,833
I was not expecting that.
1229
01:14:47,967 --> 01:14:51,170
But I was expecting not to expect
something, so it doesn't count.
1230
01:15:33,546 --> 01:15:35,514
Pew, pew-pew-pew,
pew-pew-pew-pew!
1231
01:15:39,351 --> 01:15:42,455
Oh!
1232
01:15:51,063 --> 01:15:52,531
Come on!
1233
01:15:53,098 --> 01:15:54,733
Come on, come on, come on.
1234
01:16:06,879 --> 01:16:09,348
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
No, no, no!
1235
01:16:21,193 --> 01:16:22,862
Oh! Hi, Tom.
1236
01:16:22,995 --> 01:16:25,097
Glad you're here.
Could use some help.
1237
01:16:25,231 --> 01:16:26,967
Old Bessie's about to give birth.
1238
01:16:27,099 --> 01:16:29,368
Give me a minute.
1239
01:16:29,869 --> 01:16:31,170
Aah.
1240
01:16:32,204 --> 01:16:35,608
Can I give you one
genius piece of advice?
1241
01:16:35,976 --> 01:16:37,409
Don't run.
1242
01:16:37,543 --> 01:16:39,745
It'll only hurt more if you do.
1243
01:16:39,879 --> 01:16:42,248
And it's bad for your joints.
They've proved it.
1244
01:16:42,381 --> 01:16:44,783
All right, Eggman.
You wanna get fast?
1245
01:16:44,917 --> 01:16:45,986
Let's get fast.
1246
01:16:49,255 --> 01:16:50,689
The hard way it is.
1247
01:17:09,742 --> 01:17:11,744
That was an illegal left,
by the way.
1248
01:17:14,380 --> 01:17:16,282
So, here we are again.
1249
01:17:16,415 --> 01:17:17,917
We've been through
so much together.
1250
01:17:18,050 --> 01:17:20,686
Now you understand why there's
a psychotic robot doctor
1251
01:17:20,819 --> 01:17:23,122
chasing a supersonic
blue hedgehog.
1252
01:17:23,255 --> 01:17:26,158
Want to know how it ends?
Yeah, me too.
1253
01:17:43,709 --> 01:17:44,643
How is this possible?
1254
01:17:44,777 --> 01:17:47,279
No one's ever
caught up to me before.
1255
01:17:54,887 --> 01:17:56,689
Coming through!
1256
01:17:56,822 --> 01:17:57,856
Sacrebleu!
1257
01:17:58,724 --> 01:18:01,293
Excusez-moi, monsieur!
1258
01:18:05,031 --> 01:18:07,466
Here we go.
Room to open it up.
1259
01:18:16,442 --> 01:18:17,876
I can't lose him!
1260
01:18:32,092 --> 01:18:34,893
If you can't beat 'em,
blind 'em.
1261
01:18:37,964 --> 01:18:40,232
Lost visual contact.
1262
01:18:44,837 --> 01:18:48,807
You're not allowed up there!
It's one of the Seven Wonders!
1263
01:19:13,033 --> 01:19:14,700
Get out of here!
1264
01:19:22,408 --> 01:19:25,844
You're an astonishing
little creature.
1265
01:19:27,813 --> 01:19:29,949
It'll be fun to take you
back to the lab
1266
01:19:30,083 --> 01:19:32,718
for a litany of invasive
exploratory procedures.
1267
01:19:33,485 --> 01:19:35,421
Any last words?
1268
01:19:36,156 --> 01:19:39,191
Guac. I like that word.
1269
01:19:40,592 --> 01:19:42,695
I don't have to tell you how
many scientific breakthroughs
1270
01:19:42,828 --> 01:19:45,264
have been made possible
by animal testing.
1271
01:19:45,397 --> 01:19:46,598
You're being very selfish.
1272
01:19:46,732 --> 01:19:47,800
Going my way?
1273
01:19:47,934 --> 01:19:49,035
What the...
1274
01:19:54,440 --> 01:19:56,608
Who the hell
do you think you are?
1275
01:19:59,678 --> 01:20:01,213
I'm the Donut Lord,
you son of a...
1276
01:20:06,385 --> 01:20:08,387
Autopilot, adjust.
1277
01:20:08,955 --> 01:20:10,255
Why?
1278
01:20:10,389 --> 01:20:13,525
Why would you throw
your life away for this thing?
1279
01:20:13,659 --> 01:20:14,928
That's why I don't have friends.
1280
01:20:15,061 --> 01:20:17,229
Next thing you know,
you're somebody's best man.
1281
01:20:17,362 --> 01:20:18,697
They want to have
the wedding out of town.
1282
01:20:18,831 --> 01:20:21,101
Like nobody has anything
better to do!
1283
01:20:21,734 --> 01:20:23,702
Anyway, where were we?
1284
01:20:23,836 --> 01:20:26,672
Oh, yes.
You were about to die.
1285
01:20:28,674 --> 01:20:30,676
That's our sheriff
you're messing with.
1286
01:20:32,212 --> 01:20:33,947
And our blue devil...
1287
01:20:34,080 --> 01:20:37,382
who as everyone can see
is a very real creature,
1288
01:20:37,516 --> 01:20:40,285
and not at all invented by me.
1289
01:20:42,588 --> 01:20:44,523
- Oh, careful.
- Just... Just put it away.
1290
01:20:44,656 --> 01:20:45,858
Tom?
1291
01:20:59,371 --> 01:21:01,040
I don't mean
to be indelicate here,
1292
01:21:01,174 --> 01:21:04,944
but someone should get some ice,
keep the body fresh.
1293
01:21:07,713 --> 01:21:10,150
He's just a silly little alien.
1294
01:21:10,649 --> 01:21:12,284
He didn't belong here!
1295
01:21:14,220 --> 01:21:16,388
That little alien
1296
01:21:16,522 --> 01:21:19,959
knew more about being human
than you ever will.
1297
01:21:20,492 --> 01:21:21,827
His name was Sonic.
1298
01:21:22,895 --> 01:21:24,296
This was his home.
1299
01:21:25,198 --> 01:21:26,698
And he was my friend.
1300
01:21:51,890 --> 01:21:53,026
He's all yours.
1301
01:21:54,593 --> 01:21:55,962
Everyone, get back!
1302
01:21:59,531 --> 01:22:02,501
I think you have something
that belongs to me.
1303
01:22:03,102 --> 01:22:04,336
Whoa.
1304
01:22:13,279 --> 01:22:14,913
This is my power.
1305
01:22:15,048 --> 01:22:17,649
And I'm not using it
to run away anymore.
1306
01:22:17,783 --> 01:22:21,587
I'm using it
to protect my friends.
1307
01:23:18,610 --> 01:23:20,646
Ooh! Now you've done it!
1308
01:23:20,779 --> 01:23:22,148
Guess what, Eggman?
1309
01:23:22,282 --> 01:23:24,951
I'm not leaving Earth. You are.
1310
01:23:25,417 --> 01:23:26,885
Donut Lord?
1311
01:24:15,734 --> 01:24:18,204
- I told you, you got this.
- Hey, we got this.
1312
01:24:30,950 --> 01:24:33,152
- I think these belong to you.
- Thank you very much.
1313
01:24:34,586 --> 01:24:36,189
No more pushing people
off of buildings.
1314
01:24:36,322 --> 01:24:37,957
You know
I can't promise that.
1315
01:24:41,394 --> 01:24:44,130
- You did pretty good, space hog.
- Thanks, Donut Lord.
1316
01:24:44,263 --> 01:24:47,300
You're gonna have to explain
this "Donut Lord" thing.
1317
01:24:47,433 --> 01:24:50,236
Nope, sorry. That's for me
and the little guy. Right?
1318
01:24:50,370 --> 01:24:53,772
- We got our thing, you got your thing with your... sister.
- Oh, my God, my sister.
1319
01:24:53,905 --> 01:24:58,610
Gotta go fast. Gotta go fast.
Gotta go fast. Gotta go fast.
1320
01:24:58,744 --> 01:25:00,679
Jojo, put on my Fitbit...
1321
01:25:01,513 --> 01:25:03,182
so I can at least
get some steps.
1322
01:25:03,316 --> 01:25:04,816
We can never go back there.
1323
01:25:06,219 --> 01:25:07,753
I mean, are we?
1324
01:25:09,688 --> 01:25:12,557
'Cause it kind of feels like
we're home right now.
1325
01:25:12,691 --> 01:25:13,960
Really?
1326
01:25:15,294 --> 01:25:18,498
I kind of feel like
I checked the "save a life" box
1327
01:25:18,630 --> 01:25:20,033
off my bucket list.
1328
01:25:22,468 --> 01:25:24,603
Now all I want to do
is spend my life
1329
01:25:24,736 --> 01:25:26,571
with the people
I care about.
1330
01:25:27,672 --> 01:25:29,108
I want to check that box.
1331
01:25:30,343 --> 01:25:32,544
Okay, I like that.
1332
01:25:32,677 --> 01:25:35,181
All right, everybody.
Nothing to see here.
1333
01:25:35,314 --> 01:25:36,482
Let's disperse.
1334
01:25:36,615 --> 01:25:38,284
Just another ordinary day
in Green Hills.
1335
01:25:38,418 --> 01:25:40,019
Carl,
I'll take that chain saw.
1336
01:25:40,619 --> 01:25:42,155
Come on. Let's go!
1337
01:25:42,288 --> 01:25:44,157
You act like
you've never seen a fight
1338
01:25:44,290 --> 01:25:48,894
between an intergalactic space
rodent and a robot with a doctorate.
1339
01:25:57,803 --> 01:25:59,571
You got enough there?
1340
01:25:59,704 --> 01:26:01,640
- Yes, Mr. Manager.
- Need any more?
1341
01:26:01,773 --> 01:26:03,342
You get that away.
1342
01:26:13,819 --> 01:26:15,587
Mr. and Mrs. Wachowski?
1343
01:26:16,522 --> 01:26:17,756
Yes?
1344
01:26:19,791 --> 01:26:21,561
A token of appreciation
from your government,
1345
01:26:21,693 --> 01:26:25,164
for keeping quiet about recent
incidents, which never occurred.
1346
01:26:27,533 --> 01:26:29,035
Wow!
1347
01:26:29,168 --> 01:26:31,803
- Wonder what it is.
- Money to fix the house?
1348
01:26:31,938 --> 01:26:34,273
- Letter from the President?
- You'll see.
1349
01:26:34,407 --> 01:26:35,975
Okay.
1350
01:26:38,844 --> 01:26:40,846
- Olive Garden.
- Hmm, yeah.
1351
01:26:40,980 --> 01:26:43,282
The way you said
"You'll see" made me think
1352
01:26:43,416 --> 01:26:45,218
it was something better
than the things we said.
1353
01:26:45,351 --> 01:26:48,121
Have you tried their
Never Ending Pasta Bowl?
1354
01:26:48,254 --> 01:26:49,721
It never ends.
1355
01:26:49,855 --> 01:26:52,024
- That sounds... fancy.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
1356
01:26:52,158 --> 01:26:55,328
Well, thank you.
We appreciate the gesture.
1357
01:26:55,461 --> 01:26:58,464
Oh, hey. I guess we can close the
file on that Robotnik guy, huh?
1358
01:26:58,598 --> 01:26:59,532
Just disappeared.
1359
01:26:59,664 --> 01:27:00,899
I'm sorry,
1360
01:27:01,033 --> 01:27:04,337
but no such person exists
or ever has existed.
1361
01:27:05,670 --> 01:27:06,838
I wish that were true.
1362
01:27:06,973 --> 01:27:08,441
You haven't by any chance
been in contact
1363
01:27:08,574 --> 01:27:11,177
with a certain alien creature
since the incident, have you?
1364
01:27:11,310 --> 01:27:13,012
Uncle Sam would love
to have a chat with him.
1365
01:27:13,146 --> 01:27:15,914
Very casual.
Brunch, perhaps.
1366
01:27:17,517 --> 01:27:18,551
Oh, you mean
the little blue guy.
1367
01:27:18,683 --> 01:27:19,619
- Mmm.
- No.
1368
01:27:19,751 --> 01:27:21,686
- No, nothing. No.
- Mm-mmm.
1369
01:27:21,820 --> 01:27:24,190
- Doubt we'll ever hear from him again.
- Mm-mmm.
1370
01:27:24,723 --> 01:27:26,259
Very well.
1371
01:27:26,691 --> 01:27:28,161
Okay.
1372
01:27:28,294 --> 01:27:29,861
- Thank you.
- Great.
1373
01:27:29,996 --> 01:27:31,097
Mmm.
1374
01:27:32,031 --> 01:27:32,764
Yep.
1375
01:27:36,269 --> 01:27:38,504
To be honest, I'm pretty
pumped about the pasta bowl.
1376
01:27:39,972 --> 01:27:41,574
So, do you guys wanna
watch a movie or what?
1377
01:27:41,706 --> 01:27:42,874
Sorry, buddy,
it's a school night.
1378
01:27:43,009 --> 01:27:44,510
It's time for you
to go back to your cave.
1379
01:27:44,644 --> 01:27:46,678
What?
It's 3:00 in the afternoon!
1380
01:27:46,811 --> 01:27:48,414
You know how you get
when you're tired. Come on.
1381
01:27:48,548 --> 01:27:49,881
Me? I'm not like anything.
1382
01:27:50,016 --> 01:27:53,119
- You guys are so uncool.
- Yeah, yeah, we know.
1383
01:27:53,252 --> 01:27:55,087
Hey, buddy, where you going?
1384
01:27:55,221 --> 01:27:56,956
You said I have to
go back to my cave.
1385
01:27:57,557 --> 01:27:58,924
We did.
1386
01:28:13,606 --> 01:28:16,209
Oh, my... Are you kidding me?
1387
01:28:17,610 --> 01:28:19,312
I can't believe it.
1388
01:28:19,445 --> 01:28:20,879
How did you...
1389
01:28:21,581 --> 01:28:23,848
It's... It's all here.
1390
01:28:33,926 --> 01:28:36,162
Look at this! Are you kidding?
And the beanbag?
1391
01:28:36,295 --> 01:28:38,231
No way!
How did you even get this?
1392
01:28:38,364 --> 01:28:41,000
And you got it all the way over...
Oh!
1393
01:28:41,133 --> 01:28:43,236
I love it, I love it,
I love it, I love it!
1394
01:28:45,904 --> 01:28:49,408
Well, welcome home.
1395
01:28:49,542 --> 01:28:52,211
Thank you, so much.
1396
01:29:01,087 --> 01:29:02,355
Oh, no, you don't.
1397
01:29:02,488 --> 01:29:05,224
No second-best animal friends
allowed in my room.
1398
01:29:05,358 --> 01:29:07,026
Wait. What are you doing?
1399
01:29:07,159 --> 01:29:09,362
Stay away from me.
Stop it!
1400
01:29:09,495 --> 01:29:11,631
I'm warning you.
I've got nunchucks!
1401
01:29:11,763 --> 01:29:14,100
Hey, stop.
Okay, you can stay.
1402
01:29:31,317 --> 01:29:35,154
My grasp on sanity remains...
absolute.
1403
01:29:36,722 --> 01:29:38,424
Isn't that right,
Agent Stone?
1404
01:29:43,329 --> 01:29:45,564
Why don't you get a head start?
1405
01:29:47,500 --> 01:29:50,436
Do some rock-connaissance.
1406
01:29:50,569 --> 01:29:53,639
Rock-connaissance!
Come on! That's hilarious!
1407
01:29:53,773 --> 01:29:55,308
What's the matter with you?
1408
01:29:55,441 --> 01:29:59,045
Here's the "sitch." Uninhabited planet.
1409
01:30:00,279 --> 01:30:04,483
No resources, no supplies,
no apparent way home.
1410
01:30:06,885 --> 01:30:08,587
A lesser man would die here.
1411
01:30:11,791 --> 01:30:13,559
I'll be home by Christmas.
1412
01:30:33,045 --> 01:30:35,181
Rock-connaissance!
1413
01:30:38,117 --> 01:30:40,386
Come on! Cheer up!
1414
01:32:42,074 --> 01:32:44,577
If these readings are accurate,
he's here.
1415
01:32:44,710 --> 01:32:45,878
I found him.
1416
01:32:46,011 --> 01:32:48,080
I just hope I'm not too late.
1417
01:33:02,393 --> 01:33:07,393
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