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♪ Can't nobody hold me down ♪

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♪ I'm steady walking ♪

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♪ Like I got three commas

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in my bank account ♪

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♪ Living loud ♪

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♪ So get your cameras out ♪

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♪ I'd probably do the

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same thing if I was you ♪

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♪ Looking at me now, now ♪

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♪ Hmmn, put up your lights ♪

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♪ And keep 'em flashing ♪

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♪ Don't ever put

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'em down down down ♪

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♪ Look at me now ♪

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♪ Let me teach you

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how to swing hey ♪

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♪ I got that good foot moving ♪

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♪ Just gotta love

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the way I swing hey ♪

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♪ Girl move don't

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stop keep moving ♪

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♪ Let me teach you

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how to swing hey ♪

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♪ I got that good foot moving ♪

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♪ Just gotta love

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the way I swing hey ♪

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♪ Girl move don't

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stop keep moving ♪

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(children laugh)

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(relaxing music)

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- [Judy] Wanna taste it?

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- No, too hot, girl!

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(knife chopping)

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- Don't pick off the table,

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that's not good manners, okay?

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Even though daddy does it.

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- Lesley, the last time I

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fried egg rolls, they were raw.

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Every Sunday, after

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we go to church,

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we go to brunch with my family,

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embracing our

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Vietnamese culture.

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Looks good, Mom.

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That's Kennedy's favorite.

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My parents are refugees.

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So they came over here

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in 1975, no money,

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they didn't speak English.

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I used to be a Vietnam

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Air Force Officer.

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The war happened and the

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South Vietnam collapsed.

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So everybody panicked

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and just run away.

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We come United

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States with nothing.

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So we start over

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with a new life.

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My bonsai expensive

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and not coming easy.

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- Yeah, but the harder the work,

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the better the bonsai should be.

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- My dad was working

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at a gas station,

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and one of those big

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white Cadillacs pulled up.

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that, you know,

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one day I'm gonna be that

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person driving a Cadillac.

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- Is this already hot, mom?

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(speaking in Vietnamese)

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- I work like, 16 hours a day.

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for insurance company.

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I make some good money and I

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use the money re-investment.

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My main business now is

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banking and investment.

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- Mr. Ho.

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- [Binh] Yes, sir.

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- Congratulations.

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I heard you closed a

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big deal last night.

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made deals that nobody

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- My husband, he said

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one day he will be rich.

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and one day he did it.

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- Okay, sit, sit.

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- McKinley, come

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with Grandpa, okay?

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- My dad's a very

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proud American.

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- Get 'em, get 'em!

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(guns fire)

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- [Judy] He's like, I'm gonna

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name my sons after presidents.

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My brother is named Washington.

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is named Reagan.

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- I said, "well

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maybe my kid gonna be

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the president of the

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United States one day."

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the tradition,

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I named my children,

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Kennedy, Truman,

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and McKinley.

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- I didn't have a choice

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but to continue

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with the presidents.

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- My wife didn't want to

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name him a normal name

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because my father might forget

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about him in the trust fund.

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- No, it's not true.

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- [Lesley] So we decided to

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go with Roosevelt and Lincoln.

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- Mommy!

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- Truman, Roosevelt,

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go play with cousin.

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I was a disappointment

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because I was a girl,

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so I'm named Judy.

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(upbeat music)

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My mom, she's beautiful,

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she's a great cook,

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she can kill you with one

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eyebrow, she's very critical.

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I mean, it's hard for

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me to be the daughter.

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♪ Who's the baddest

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down the flow ♪

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- She doesn't approve

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of anybody, actually.

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- [Judy] So I can't even imagine

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being her daughter-in-law.

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Lesley, you wanna try?

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- It's Mom's way or no way.

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- [Hue] No, no, no.

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- [Washington] Watch

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your finger, honey.

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I don't wanna buy another ring.

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- I'm trying.

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(speaking Vietnamese)

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- I'm Lesley Ho.

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I'm Washington Ho's wife,

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originally from Oklahoma.

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settled in California or Houston

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because of the tropical weather.

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to settle in Oklahoma

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because of my

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grandmother's brother.

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It's very country.

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It's not cosmopolitan

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like Houston.

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- She's learning,

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she's learning.

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- She's a Ho.

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- When I married into this

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family, it was different for me.

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like a fairy tale.

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Like I have the perfect life.

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- [Binh] Let Washington, he is

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the oldest son, to be in charge.

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- Roosevelt, we're

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gonna pray, okay? Ready?

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Dear Lord, thank you

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very much for this food.

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- My family loves

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being American,

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but at the same time,

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they're old-school Vietnamese

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and they're very Catholic.

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they expect all of us

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to continue living by,

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even though we were born

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here, we were raised here.

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- Who fried the egg rolls?

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- It was a joint effort.

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I try to follow

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my parents rules

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as much as I can, but sometimes

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it's living up to a lot.

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- Hey Washington,

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you look at me.

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I stay with your mom

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forty-four years.

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But one thing I regret,

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I wish I can marry

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her 10 year earlier,

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so now I got fifty-three years,

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not forty-three years.

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(Washington laughs)

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- When I married him,

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I didn't know that

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before that, he play like...

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- You mean a player?

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- Yes, but...

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- A playboy.

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- After he married,

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he had kids,

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and he changed a lot.

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- You know what?

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I have one regret about

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marrying my wife too.

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- Twenty years earlier?

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- No, I should've married

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her thirty years later.

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(everyone laughs)

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for the next thirty years.

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- Oh, god.

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- Just kidding babe.

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- Washington nickname

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is (speaks Vietnamese).

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A bullshit (laughs).

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Washington is called

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Bullshit Ho.

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- You be lucky you're married.

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- Yes.

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- He's lucky? Am I lucky?

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- You're lucky and

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he's lucky, too.

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- The Vietnamese community

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is kind of broken down

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into the regions

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that you were from.

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My family is Bac, so Bac

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people are more proper.

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They are more conservative.

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Washington's family

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is (speaks Vietnamese)

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(speaks Vietnamese) people

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is that they're

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supposedly more frugal.

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- This is to Dom Perignon.

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- Washington's family is

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definitely not frugal.

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- Oh, it's a party.

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- God.

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- And they're very outspoken.

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I mean, they're just in

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their own little culture.

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They're Ho's.

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- Let me pour some, some

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confession juice.

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Everyone's gonna confess

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after they drink the

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confession juice today.

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- Washington is in

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a very special role,

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in that Washington is the

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oldest son in the family.

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That means that everyone in our

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family looks upon Washington

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to carry on our legacy.

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- Uh Judy, will you go

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get some watermelon?

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- Growing up as a daughter

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in a Vietnamese family,

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there's a sense of duty.

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You have to make good grades,

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be a doctor or lawyer.

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So I chose to be a lawyer.

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You have to be married and

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then you gotta have your kids,

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and then just continue

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the traditions

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that you grew up with.

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But as you grow older,

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maybe you want to do

302
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things differently.

303
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At the same time,

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there's a lot of guilt

305
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and shame sometimes

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when you choose your own path,

307
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because it's not necessarily

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what your parents want.

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So I have an announcement

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that I want to share

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with everybody.

312
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- Okay.

313
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- Uh, I think that you guys have

314
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noticed that I've been unhappy

315
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and Viet hasn't been

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present at family events.

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So I've decided to file divorce.

318
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(solemn music)

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- As a Vietnamese culture,

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when a woman marry, she

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belong to the husband family.

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When she get a

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divorce, it's a curse.

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That's what we believe.

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In our culture,

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that's the way it is.

327
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- Me and the kids

328
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are gonna move out.

329
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- I think I am very

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sad to hear that,

331
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my main thing

332
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about how to make

333
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you and your kids happy.

334
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- Thank you, Dad.

335
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- I don't mean I support that.

336
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- Things haven't improved,

337
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so it's not like I woke up

338
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one day and decided this.

339
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But it comes to a certain

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point when you realize

341
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that change is not coming,

342
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and you have to decide for

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yourself and for your kids

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that there's a better way.

345
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I don't want this for them,

346
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but I believe that

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it will be better.

348
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- In our religion,

349
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God put you together,

350
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and I don't want a separation.

351
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So you told me

352
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to support that?

353
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No, I won't!

354
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- Yeah, but you

355
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have to understand

356
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that marriage

357
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requires two people

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who show up every day

359
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and make sacrifices.

360
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If the other person

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doesn't do that,

362
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that is not a marriage.

363
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- She needs your support.

364
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And that doesn't mean you

365
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have to disagree or agree,

366
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you just have to

367
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be there for her.

368
00:09:04,020 --> 00:09:05,980
- I'm not against that,

369
00:09:06,020 --> 00:09:06,609
but I cannot support

370
00:09:06,649 --> 00:09:07,369
that either.

371
00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,980
- Okay.

372
00:09:11,020 --> 00:09:12,115
I hope that my parents look back

373
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and realize that you know

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they raised someone that

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they can be proud of,

376
00:09:16,020 --> 00:09:17,550
but I can tell my family

377
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is disappointed in me,

378
00:09:19,020 --> 00:09:20,000
and it's hard.

379
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(solemn music continues)

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- [Child] Mommy, mommy!

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(hopeful music)

382
00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:29,490
- [Judy] Oh, uh, uh,

383
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that's gonna spill.

384
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Let's just do this

385
00:09:30,501 --> 00:09:31,701
for now, okay buddy?

386
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I thought y'all just ate.

387
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Why are y'all so hungry?

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- [Child] Mommy look, a baby!

389
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- You want Fruit Loop or

390
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you want chocolate chip?

391
00:09:36,020 --> 00:09:38,098
Right now I'm going

392
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through a divorce

393
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and I am living with

394
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Washington with my children.

395
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We'll finish it and

396
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then I'll get you more,

397
00:09:44,020 --> 00:09:44,980
but I don't want to waste it.

398
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And I'm hoping to

399
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move into my new home,

400
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but my new house isn't

401
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done renovating yet.

402
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It's been working out.

403
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Me and Lesley have gotten closer

404
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since I've been living here.

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- Mom, gimme (cries).

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- What? You have one, hey.

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(child cries)

408
00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,980
- Y'all crazy today.

409
00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:03,867
- The upside of

410
00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:04,980
Judy living with me

411
00:10:05,020 --> 00:10:05,405
is that I have a

412
00:10:05,445 --> 00:10:05,980
girlfriend to talk to.

413
00:10:06,020 --> 00:10:08,157
Roosevelt and all of his cousins

414
00:10:08,197 --> 00:10:09,980
get to play along together.

415
00:10:10,020 --> 00:10:10,980
They go to the same schools.

416
00:10:11,020 --> 00:10:11,832
- Who's ready for

417
00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:12,980
slime? Raise your hand.

418
00:10:13,020 --> 00:10:13,980
- [Kids] Me! Me!

419
00:10:14,020 --> 00:10:15,000
- [Judy] Okay.

420
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:16,430
- [Lesley] This is

421
00:10:16,470 --> 00:10:16,980
probably the only time

422
00:10:17,020 --> 00:10:17,461
you'll ever get to do it

423
00:10:17,501 --> 00:10:17,980
is when Judy was here, huh?

424
00:10:18,020 --> 00:10:19,980
- I did it! I did it!

425
00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:20,960
- Are you gonna miss

426
00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:21,980
this when I move out?

427
00:10:22,020 --> 00:10:23,000
- [Lesley] All this slime?

428
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:23,020
- Yeah!

429
00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:24,980
- No.

430
00:10:25,020 --> 00:10:25,605
- Look how self-contained it is.

431
00:10:25,645 --> 00:10:25,980
- Yeah, make sure it

432
00:10:26,020 --> 00:10:27,980
doesn't stain this, okay?

433
00:10:28,020 --> 00:10:30,000
- That's what bleach is for.

434
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:30,000
- You don't bleach

435
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:30,020
your kitchen island.

436
00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:30,980
- Why not?

437
00:10:31,020 --> 00:10:31,980
- This is like a pure rock.

438
00:10:32,020 --> 00:10:33,018
You don't do that

439
00:10:33,058 --> 00:10:33,980
to, it ruins it.

440
00:10:34,020 --> 00:10:36,000
- It'll be fine. Where's Wash?

441
00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:37,518
- Um, I think he's supposed

442
00:10:37,558 --> 00:10:37,980
to be coming home soon.

443
00:10:38,020 --> 00:10:39,580
- Some help would be nice.

444
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:42,020
♪ Oh no ♪

445
00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:44,980
♪ What's going on here ♪

446
00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:47,016
♪ My world is turned around

447
00:10:47,056 --> 00:10:48,980
and I'm upside down like ♪

448
00:10:49,020 --> 00:10:49,980
♪ Oh oh ♪

449
00:10:50,020 --> 00:10:51,040
(car engine revs)

450
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,980
(kids fussing)

451
00:10:56,020 --> 00:10:56,448
- McKinley you wanna

452
00:10:56,488 --> 00:10:56,980
share some of the pink?

453
00:10:57,020 --> 00:10:59,000
- [Judy] Share.

454
00:10:59,000 --> 00:10:59,000
- [Lesley] Can we share?

455
00:10:59,000 --> 00:10:59,960
- [Washington] Hello.

456
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,980
What?

457
00:11:01,020 --> 00:11:01,980
- [Lesley] How was work?

458
00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:03,580
- Oh, it was, it was good.

459
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:04,780
- [Judy] Yes.

460
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:06,020
- God.

461
00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:06,980
- What?

462
00:11:07,020 --> 00:11:07,980
- So messy.

463
00:11:08,020 --> 00:11:09,980
- This is not even that messy.

464
00:11:10,020 --> 00:11:11,063
- [Washington] Can we

465
00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:11,980
just being normal?

466
00:11:12,020 --> 00:11:12,980
- This is normal.

467
00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:13,980
- It's like, no it's not.

468
00:11:14,020 --> 00:11:14,894
- You know what

469
00:11:14,934 --> 00:11:15,980
would be abnormal,

470
00:11:16,020 --> 00:11:17,005
if it was super clean all

471
00:11:17,045 --> 00:11:17,980
the time with five kids.

472
00:11:18,020 --> 00:11:19,980
- Yeah.

473
00:11:20,020 --> 00:11:20,980
- [Judy] This is normal.

474
00:11:21,020 --> 00:11:21,980
- That's too much, Mommy.

475
00:11:22,020 --> 00:11:22,980
- Like what the...

476
00:11:23,020 --> 00:11:24,792
Judy being here has

477
00:11:24,832 --> 00:11:26,980
created a lot of chaos.

478
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:27,980
- Who farted? I don't know.

479
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:28,980
- [Kids] Me!

480
00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:29,468
- Truman farted.

481
00:11:29,508 --> 00:11:29,980
He loves to fart.

482
00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:31,580
- She's got three

483
00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:32,980
kids, you know.

484
00:11:33,020 --> 00:11:35,095
I feel bad, but I cannot focus

485
00:11:35,135 --> 00:11:36,980
when I have my sister here.

486
00:11:37,020 --> 00:11:37,961
- Earlier he called

487
00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:39,201
me, and he was like,

488
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,033
"I'm gonna pick up the

489
00:11:41,073 --> 00:11:42,000
kids in the McLaren.

490
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:42,960
Do they need a car seat?"

491
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,980
- That's my husband.

492
00:11:46,020 --> 00:11:46,509
He thinks it's a good idea to

493
00:11:46,549 --> 00:11:46,980
go through the carpool lane

494
00:11:47,020 --> 00:11:48,657
in a two-seater European

495
00:11:48,697 --> 00:11:50,000
car with four kids.

496
00:11:48,697 --> 00:11:50,980
on the teacher's faces

497
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:51,020
Can you imagine the look

498
00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:51,980
when they open the door?

499
00:11:52,020 --> 00:11:53,870
- I mean, father

500
00:11:53,910 --> 00:11:55,980
of the year award.

501
00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:56,948
- Honey, what do you want

502
00:11:56,988 --> 00:11:57,980
to do with all these boxes?

503
00:11:58,020 --> 00:11:58,967
They all say Judy's name, I

504
00:11:59,007 --> 00:11:59,980
don't know why they're here.

505
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:00,980
- That's all mine?

506
00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:01,486
- [Washington] I'm just

507
00:12:01,526 --> 00:12:01,980
gonna put it over here.

508
00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:04,000
- Okay, that's fine.

509
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:04,020
- Yeah.

510
00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:07,980
- Judy, Judy.

511
00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:09,160
- Judy, I love you,

512
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,826
but I can't wait till you

513
00:12:11,866 --> 00:12:13,980
get out of my freaking house.

514
00:12:14,020 --> 00:12:16,000
- Honey?

515
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:16,000
- Huh?

516
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:16,960
- You know how we're

517
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:17,980
switching out all the brass?

518
00:12:18,020 --> 00:12:18,980
All the hardware came in today.

519
00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:20,428
- Can't we just get like,

520
00:12:20,468 --> 00:12:21,980
some professional to do it?

521
00:12:22,020 --> 00:12:22,980
- To screw something in?

522
00:12:23,020 --> 00:12:24,980
- Yeah, if I do this by hand,

523
00:12:25,020 --> 00:12:25,480
like my hand will fall off

524
00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:25,980
if I do this whole kitchen.

525
00:12:26,020 --> 00:12:27,044
- It will ruin his

526
00:12:27,084 --> 00:12:28,044
manicure Lesley.

527
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:29,349
- Yeah.

528
00:12:29,389 --> 00:12:30,109
- Oh my god.

529
00:12:29,389 --> 00:12:31,000
gonna take forever.

530
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,000
- I can do it. It's just

531
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:32,020
- God.

532
00:12:32,020 --> 00:12:34,980
- Here, you got overtime.

533
00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:35,980
- Overtime?

534
00:12:36,020 --> 00:12:36,980
- I have overtime.

535
00:12:37,020 --> 00:12:37,862
- So that means you're

536
00:12:37,902 --> 00:12:38,980
gonna pay me extra? (scoffs)

537
00:12:39,020 --> 00:12:40,205
I wish Judy could find

538
00:12:40,245 --> 00:12:40,980
a guy like me.

539
00:12:41,020 --> 00:12:42,980
She'd be so happy.

540
00:12:43,020 --> 00:12:44,520
- I would be just as

541
00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:45,980
happy as Lesley is.

542
00:12:46,020 --> 00:12:46,958
- I'm gonna leave

543
00:12:46,998 --> 00:12:47,980
both of y'all here

544
00:12:48,020 --> 00:12:48,644
to celebrate like peace

545
00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:49,404
and freedom.

546
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:51,020
- [Lesley] Freedom?

547
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,000
- Sometimes I need some air.

548
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,980
- God.

549
00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:55,919
- This fish that has to

550
00:12:55,959 --> 00:12:56,980
jump out and get some air,

551
00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:57,980
like a dolphin.

552
00:12:58,020 --> 00:13:00,644
I go out, go have

553
00:13:00,684 --> 00:13:02,980
a drink or two,

554
00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:04,000
(car engine revs)

555
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,020
see what happens.

556
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:10,533
- [Lesley] You brush first

557
00:13:10,573 --> 00:13:11,833
and then mommy brush?

558
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:13,980
Yeah?

559
00:13:14,020 --> 00:13:14,980
- I need a change.

560
00:13:15,020 --> 00:13:16,460
- Okay, I'll change you.

561
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,098
You know Washington

562
00:13:18,138 --> 00:13:18,980
goes out a lot,

563
00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:20,165
and you know, it's part

564
00:13:20,205 --> 00:13:21,165
of his business.

565
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:22,980
Okay.

566
00:13:23,020 --> 00:13:24,320
He always says, "to make

567
00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:25,980
money, you gotta spend money."

568
00:13:26,020 --> 00:13:27,003
So he takes his clients

569
00:13:27,043 --> 00:13:27,980
gambling and drinking,

570
00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:29,336
and there's clubs,

571
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:30,980
and there's sparklers,

572
00:13:31,020 --> 00:13:32,980
and there's Magnum bottles.

573
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:33,936
You know, so it's not

574
00:13:33,976 --> 00:13:35,356
a typical nine-to-five.

575
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,980
(phone rings)

576
00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:38,858
- [Voicemail] Your

577
00:13:38,898 --> 00:13:39,980
call has been forwarded

578
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:40,980
to an automatic-

579
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:41,980
- I'm just not there anymore.

580
00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:42,967
You know, I used to party,

581
00:13:43,007 --> 00:13:43,980
but it's just not my thing.

582
00:13:44,020 --> 00:13:45,134
You know, so I stay home and I

583
00:13:45,174 --> 00:13:46,494
take care of the kids.

584
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:47,980
(phone rings)

585
00:13:48,020 --> 00:13:48,424
- [Voicemail] Your

586
00:13:48,464 --> 00:13:48,980
call has been forwarded

587
00:13:49,020 --> 00:13:50,980
to an automatic voice message-

588
00:13:51,020 --> 00:13:51,769
- But you know,

589
00:13:51,809 --> 00:13:52,980
that's part of his job.

590
00:13:53,020 --> 00:13:53,980
And he happens to love it.

591
00:13:54,020 --> 00:13:56,531
So I guess, you know, kind of

592
00:13:56,571 --> 00:13:59,000
what I signed up for, right?

593
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,000
(upbeat music)

594
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:10,980
- I love my new house.

595
00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:12,018
When my dad first

596
00:14:12,058 --> 00:14:12,980
showed it to me,

597
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:13,416
"oh, what do you

598
00:14:13,456 --> 00:14:13,980
think of this house?"

599
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:14,980
I was like, "oh, it's nice."

600
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:15,758
He was like,

601
00:14:15,798 --> 00:14:16,980
"I'm gonna get it."

602
00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:18,640
He plans this path for you,

603
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,141
and you don't even realize

604
00:14:20,181 --> 00:14:20,980
that he's doing it.

605
00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:21,980
And you know, most people say,

606
00:14:22,020 --> 00:14:22,985
"oh, I'm thinking

607
00:14:23,025 --> 00:14:23,980
two steps ahead."

608
00:14:24,020 --> 00:14:24,530
My dad is thinking

609
00:14:24,570 --> 00:14:24,980
10 steps ahead.

610
00:14:25,020 --> 00:14:26,593
He's been so successful

611
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:27,980
in his business life

612
00:14:28,020 --> 00:14:29,409
that he wants to apply that

613
00:14:29,449 --> 00:14:30,980
to the way he runs his family.

614
00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:31,980
Hi dad.

615
00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:33,000
- Good morning.

616
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000
- Oh.

617
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:38,980
It looks good, but there's

618
00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:39,980
still a lot of work to do.

619
00:14:40,020 --> 00:14:41,760
- I'm shooting for two weeks.

620
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:42,260
- Okay.

621
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:42,980
- You can start to

622
00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:43,958
move furniture, so you

623
00:14:43,998 --> 00:14:44,980
need to ready for that.

624
00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:45,818
- I'll book the

625
00:14:45,858 --> 00:14:46,980
movers for two weeks.

626
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,025
I can see you put a lot of

627
00:14:48,065 --> 00:14:48,980
work and time into this.

628
00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:50,023
Good thing you only live over

629
00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:50,980
there so you can walk here.

630
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,980
- That a positive or negative?

631
00:14:53,020 --> 00:14:54,000
- Uh...

632
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,000
(Binh laughs)

633
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:57,913
- I'm happy when your

634
00:14:57,953 --> 00:14:59,393
kids move in this house.

635
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,980
- Oh, not me?

636
00:15:01,020 --> 00:15:01,832
- They don't make

637
00:15:01,872 --> 00:15:02,980
choice, you had choice.

638
00:15:03,020 --> 00:15:04,085
- Originally, my house

639
00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:04,980
was supposed to be

640
00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:06,453
for my ex-husband and

641
00:15:06,493 --> 00:15:08,000
I, and our three kids.

642
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,980
And it didn't work out that way.

643
00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:13,980
For the first time, I'm alone.

644
00:15:14,020 --> 00:15:15,789
I have three children

645
00:15:15,829 --> 00:15:16,980
by myself now.

646
00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:18,980
I'm living with my brother.

647
00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:20,728
I'm relying on my parents

648
00:15:20,768 --> 00:15:22,000
for support again.

649
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,103
And you know, it's

650
00:15:24,143 --> 00:15:24,980
been humbling.

651
00:15:25,020 --> 00:15:26,530
- Wow, your house

652
00:15:26,570 --> 00:15:28,000
looks good Judy!

653
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:28,020
- You think so?

654
00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:29,980
- Good job.

655
00:15:30,020 --> 00:15:30,525
- Why are you wearing

656
00:15:30,565 --> 00:15:30,980
sunglasses inside?

657
00:15:31,020 --> 00:15:32,409
- Because I'm just

658
00:15:32,449 --> 00:15:33,980
trying to look cool.

659
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:34,818
- Oh, it's very

660
00:15:34,858 --> 00:15:35,980
on-brand, Washington.

661
00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:36,919
- Did you happen to put

662
00:15:36,959 --> 00:15:38,519
my dry cleaning somewhere?

663
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:39,810
Because I've been

664
00:15:39,850 --> 00:15:40,980
wearing the same sweater

665
00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:42,980
for two days already.

666
00:15:43,020 --> 00:15:44,980
- You're not baby anymore.

667
00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:45,980
- Thank you.

668
00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:47,000
- I don't have no time for you.

669
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:47,020
Okay, I have to go.

670
00:15:47,020 --> 00:15:49,000
- Bye Dad.

671
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:51,780
- Thanks Dad.

672
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:52,980
Wow, I really like

673
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:53,980
your house though.

674
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:54,980
Look at these walls.

675
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:55,980
- [Judy] Dad picked these walls.

676
00:15:56,020 --> 00:15:56,791
- What made you

677
00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:57,980
approve dad's choices?

678
00:15:58,020 --> 00:15:58,980
- I didn't approve.

679
00:15:59,020 --> 00:16:00,153
Dad's the man.

680
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,980
He does what he wants.

681
00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:03,000
- Right.

682
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,000
(mellow music)

683
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,512
- [Lincoln] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

684
00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:09,092
Yay, yay.

685
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:10,443
- Hi, I'm Lesley,

686
00:16:10,483 --> 00:16:10,980
I'm calling from the

687
00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:11,980
pre-authorization department.

688
00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:13,980
- Yay.

689
00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:14,416
- I just need to

690
00:16:14,456 --> 00:16:14,980
verify with the nurse

691
00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:15,980
on a patient's date of birth.

692
00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:18,000
I'm a pharmacist.

693
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:19,980
I worked my butt off in school,

694
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,486
so I wasn't just going

695
00:16:21,526 --> 00:16:22,980
to marry into a family

696
00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:24,399
and not work, and

697
00:16:24,439 --> 00:16:25,980
rely on my husband.

698
00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:26,468
You know, that's

699
00:16:26,508 --> 00:16:26,980
just not who I am

700
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,820
and that's not what I'm about.

701
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,980
Roosevelt, be careful.

702
00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:33,980
Hey, stop. Let her play.

703
00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:34,517
You know, growing

704
00:16:34,557 --> 00:16:34,980
up in Oklahoma,

705
00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:35,933
my parents had two

706
00:16:35,973 --> 00:16:36,980
Chinese restaurants,

707
00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:38,520
and they worked from

708
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:39,980
6:00 AM to 2:00 AM.

709
00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:40,933
And I really learned

710
00:16:40,973 --> 00:16:41,980
the value of a dollar.

711
00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:44,000
(Lincoln chatters)

712
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:45,980
Shh! Mommy's making calls.

713
00:16:46,020 --> 00:16:46,502
Okay, that's what

714
00:16:46,542 --> 00:16:47,502
we have on file.

715
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:48,980
I have a doctorate in pharmacy.

716
00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:50,980
I went to school for 10 years.

717
00:16:51,020 --> 00:16:52,090
And when I first told

718
00:16:52,130 --> 00:16:52,980
his parents that,

719
00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:53,517
they were like, "oh, I thought

720
00:16:53,557 --> 00:16:53,980
it was a four-year degree."

721
00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:55,395
No. Yeah, people

722
00:16:55,435 --> 00:16:56,980
do call me Doctor.

723
00:16:57,020 --> 00:16:58,980
- Hey Mommy.

724
00:16:59,020 --> 00:16:59,703
- Who's gone?

725
00:16:59,743 --> 00:17:00,980
- She won't share this.

726
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:01,927
- Okay, let her play with

727
00:17:01,967 --> 00:17:02,980
it first, that's hers, okay?

728
00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:04,487
Being a full-time working

729
00:17:04,527 --> 00:17:05,980
mom is a lot of pressure.

730
00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:07,488
I mean, sometimes I'm pulled

731
00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:08,980
in a million different ways.

732
00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:09,980
(kids fussing)

733
00:17:10,020 --> 00:17:10,980
I have a lot on my plate.

734
00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:12,336
So naturally, it's

735
00:17:12,376 --> 00:17:14,000
very stressful for me.

736
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,000
- Licoln and Mommy.

737
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,000
(mellow music)

738
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,200
- Where's everybody?

739
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,000
Judy!

740
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:37,020
- [Judy] I'm coming.

741
00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:37,711
- Oh my God.

742
00:17:37,751 --> 00:17:38,980
What are you wearing?

743
00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:39,513
- What's wrong with

744
00:17:39,553 --> 00:17:40,573
what I'm wearing?

745
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:41,020
- Go get change.

746
00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:42,980
Where are you going, church?

747
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:43,967
- Happy hour, you look like

748
00:17:44,007 --> 00:17:44,980
you're dressed for the club.

749
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:45,745
- Come on, come on.

750
00:17:45,785 --> 00:17:45,980
- But-

751
00:17:46,020 --> 00:17:46,980
- You can do better than that.

752
00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:47,980
- Okay.

753
00:17:48,020 --> 00:17:48,980
- What the hell are you wearing?

754
00:17:49,020 --> 00:17:49,980
- Okay, okay, I'm changing.

755
00:17:50,020 --> 00:17:50,896
- I don't want them to

756
00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:51,980
think that you are my mom.

757
00:17:52,020 --> 00:17:53,980
Come on, loosen up, girl.

758
00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:54,980
I know how to party.

759
00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:56,390
Every Wednesday, 4:00

760
00:17:56,430 --> 00:17:57,980
to 7:00, is my birthday.

761
00:17:58,020 --> 00:17:59,451
Doesn't matter what

762
00:17:59,491 --> 00:18:00,980
week, rain or shine.

763
00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:03,000
Every Wednesday is my birthday.

764
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:04,980
Ah, I love the shoe, my god.

765
00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:06,039
I thought you gonna

766
00:18:06,079 --> 00:18:06,980
wear flats again.

767
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:07,980
I forgot to tell you about it.

768
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:08,980
- Okay. That's enough.

769
00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:09,980
I don't want them to see my bra.

770
00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:11,152
- No, not right away.

771
00:18:11,192 --> 00:18:11,980
Just like that.

772
00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:13,980
You got boobs, you got legs,

773
00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:14,985
You can walk with

774
00:18:15,025 --> 00:18:15,980
a high-heel shoe,

775
00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:16,980
do it, use it.

776
00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:18,980
I do it as long as I can.

777
00:18:19,020 --> 00:18:19,886
When you walk, this

778
00:18:19,926 --> 00:18:20,980
thing gonna fly around.

779
00:18:21,020 --> 00:18:21,980
- No, it's not.

780
00:18:22,020 --> 00:18:22,980
- [Tina] Show some leg.

781
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,000
- [Judy] I did.

782
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:25,980
You're paying right?

783
00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:26,980
- [Tina] Yeah.

784
00:18:27,020 --> 00:18:27,980
- [Judy] Okay, then I'm good.

785
00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:28,980
- [Tina] We're not gonna pay.

786
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:29,931
Don't worry about

787
00:18:29,971 --> 00:18:30,980
that part. Come on.

788
00:18:31,020 --> 00:18:32,980
♪ It's okay to get crazy ♪

789
00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:34,980
♪ Get crazy, get crazy ♪

790
00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:38,000
(jazzy music)

791
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,260
- You wanna sit here?

792
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,205
Now that I'm divorcing

793
00:18:50,245 --> 00:18:50,980
my ex-husband,

794
00:18:51,020 --> 00:18:51,946
of course the first person

795
00:18:51,986 --> 00:18:52,980
who wants me to start dating

796
00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:54,980
is Aunt Tina.

797
00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:56,633
But my parents are not ready

798
00:18:56,673 --> 00:18:57,980
to see me out and about

799
00:18:58,020 --> 00:18:59,980
and enjoying my new life.

800
00:19:00,020 --> 00:19:01,517
They think I should still

801
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:02,980
be grieving my marriage.

802
00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:05,176
- If you try 1942 straight,

803
00:19:05,216 --> 00:19:05,980
oh my god.

804
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:06,968
- It's a lot of calories

805
00:19:07,008 --> 00:19:07,980
when you drink cocktails.

806
00:19:08,020 --> 00:19:08,980
- Girl.

807
00:19:09,020 --> 00:19:09,529
- You've been doing

808
00:19:09,569 --> 00:19:09,980
it for 30 years.

809
00:19:10,020 --> 00:19:10,918
Of course your system

810
00:19:10,958 --> 00:19:11,980
breaks down the alcohol.

811
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:15,000
- Oh my god, you serious?

812
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:15,020
- [Kara] Hi ladies.

813
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:16,980
- Hi.

814
00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:18,056
- Ah, we both gonna try

815
00:19:18,096 --> 00:19:18,980
the Annie margarita.

816
00:19:19,020 --> 00:19:19,203
- Okay.

817
00:19:19,243 --> 00:19:19,980
- Now do you have a 1942?

818
00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:20,980
- I do. We can do that.

819
00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:21,422
- Yeah, would you

820
00:19:21,462 --> 00:19:21,980
do that for me please?

821
00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:23,210
- Sure, absolutely.

822
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:24,000
- Thank you.

823
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:24,020
- Do you have any Pepcid?

824
00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:25,980
You know I need that.

825
00:19:26,020 --> 00:19:26,980
I turned so red without it.

826
00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:28,623
Pepcid AC is a lifesaver

827
00:19:28,663 --> 00:19:29,980
for us Asian people.

828
00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:30,968
I'm not the same as you.

829
00:19:31,008 --> 00:19:32,508
- I know, I know, I know.

830
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:33,480
That's why I bring

831
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:33,980
it for you, hello.

832
00:19:34,020 --> 00:19:35,980
- We get super red when we drink

833
00:19:36,020 --> 00:19:37,018
and it looks like

834
00:19:37,058 --> 00:19:37,980
we're sunburned.

835
00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:38,980
Looks like birth control.

836
00:19:39,020 --> 00:19:41,000
- Me? Need a birth control?

837
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:41,020
No way, Jose.

838
00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:43,000
(Judy laughs)

839
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:43,020
We don't need that.

840
00:19:43,020 --> 00:19:45,000
My nickname is Hot Mess.

841
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,003
I can get drunk and get

842
00:19:47,043 --> 00:19:47,980
knocked out, throw up,

843
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:48,498
and then I go home

844
00:19:48,538 --> 00:19:48,980
and sleep for 15,

845
00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:49,791
lay down for 15

846
00:19:49,831 --> 00:19:50,980
minutes, wake up like,

847
00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:52,980
act like I never have drink.

848
00:19:53,020 --> 00:19:54,640
- I do know that about you.

849
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:55,980
- We have a biggest family ever.

850
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,980
We have 11 sibling total.

851
00:19:58,020 --> 00:19:59,485
I have six sister,

852
00:19:59,525 --> 00:20:00,980
me is the seventh,

853
00:20:01,020 --> 00:20:02,980
and none of them drink.

854
00:20:03,020 --> 00:20:04,980
To new Judy.

855
00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:05,980
- I like new Judy.

856
00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:07,000
- Yay.

857
00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:09,980
- It's strong?

858
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,740
Stir it up a little bit more.

859
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:10,020
- Oh my god.

860
00:20:10,020 --> 00:20:11,980
- Whoo!

861
00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:13,036
- My other sisters, they look

862
00:20:13,076 --> 00:20:14,636
at me like, are you crazy?

863
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:15,427
Tina, you're not

864
00:20:15,467 --> 00:20:15,980
supposed to do that.

865
00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:19,000
I say, "is anybody die yet?"

866
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:20,471
- What do you think

867
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:20,980
about the guys here?

868
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,000
Anybody for me?

869
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,000
- Three o'clock.

870
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,980
- Not really my type.

871
00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:32,011
- Have you dated a

872
00:20:32,051 --> 00:20:32,980
Caucasian before?

873
00:20:33,020 --> 00:20:34,457
- Dated? No. I've slept

874
00:20:34,497 --> 00:20:35,980
with one, but not dated.

875
00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:37,980
They were just kinda boring.

876
00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:38,910
- Asian people don't

877
00:20:38,950 --> 00:20:39,980
do shit for you either.

878
00:20:40,020 --> 00:20:41,039
I didn't ask you to

879
00:20:41,079 --> 00:20:41,980
marry him, hello!

880
00:20:42,020 --> 00:20:42,946
- But it should be someone

881
00:20:42,986 --> 00:20:43,980
I look and I should be like,

882
00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:44,468
"I want to sleep

883
00:20:44,508 --> 00:20:44,980
with him," right?

884
00:20:45,020 --> 00:20:45,980
- No.

885
00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:47,000
(Judy laughs)

886
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:48,428
- Hey, Kara, you know

887
00:20:48,468 --> 00:20:48,980
what that guy is drinking?

888
00:20:49,020 --> 00:20:50,000
- Yes.

889
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,017
- Maybe we buy him a shot too,

890
00:20:52,057 --> 00:20:52,980
so he can take shot with us.

891
00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:54,000
(Judy laughs)

892
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:57,419
- Okay.

893
00:20:57,459 --> 00:20:57,980
- Cheers.

894
00:20:58,020 --> 00:20:58,987
- Cheers. To new friends.

895
00:20:59,027 --> 00:20:59,980
- For making new friends.

896
00:21:00,020 --> 00:21:01,000
- 1942.

897
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:01,660
- [Man] Mm.

898
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,000
(Judy laughs)

899
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,980
- So are you um, single?

900
00:21:08,020 --> 00:21:08,760
- Pretty much.

901
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:09,980
- Oh nice, nice, nice.

902
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:10,818
- I'm divorced.

903
00:21:10,858 --> 00:21:11,980
Are you divorced too?

904
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,980
- Um, I'm actually uh, single.

905
00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:16,000
- Woo, woo, woo!

906
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:17,998
- Why so much hesitation

907
00:21:18,038 --> 00:21:18,980
when you answered that?

908
00:21:19,020 --> 00:21:19,567
- Uh...

909
00:21:19,607 --> 00:21:21,000
- High five girl.

910
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:21,960
We are single tonight.

911
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,072
- I got out of a

912
00:21:23,112 --> 00:21:24,980
relationship, so I'm kind of

913
00:21:25,020 --> 00:21:25,850
- Ah, newly single.

914
00:21:25,890 --> 00:21:26,980
- getting back out there.

915
00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:27,980
- Okay, let's cheers.

916
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,740
- Now what's the purpose

917
00:21:29,780 --> 00:21:31,000
of this one here?

918
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:31,840
- New friends.

919
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:32,980
- There we go, there we go.

920
00:21:33,020 --> 00:21:34,880
- You get her phone number yet?

921
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:35,020
- Uh, working on it right there.

922
00:21:35,020 --> 00:21:36,980
Thanks for the help there,

923
00:21:37,020 --> 00:21:37,455
forgot about the

924
00:21:37,495 --> 00:21:37,980
phone number part.

925
00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:39,389
- When the girl says "yes"

926
00:21:39,429 --> 00:21:39,980
it mean no,

927
00:21:40,020 --> 00:21:41,980
when girl say "no" it mean yes.

928
00:21:42,020 --> 00:21:43,980
- What the hell?

929
00:21:44,020 --> 00:21:44,980
(man laughs nervously)

930
00:21:45,020 --> 00:21:46,980
We're in the Me Too movement.

931
00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:48,051
- That's very risky right now,

932
00:21:48,091 --> 00:21:48,980
with this era, yeah, yeah.

933
00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:49,980
- [Producer] Hey Tina,

934
00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:50,906
have you heard of

935
00:21:50,946 --> 00:21:51,980
the Me Too movement?

936
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,980
- Me Too movement?

937
00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:55,090
I think it just, it's

938
00:21:55,130 --> 00:21:55,980
all, it's me too.

939
00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:56,980
It's not just all about you.

940
00:21:57,020 --> 00:21:58,980
It has to be including me.

941
00:21:59,020 --> 00:21:59,968
- So you don't mind, I'd

942
00:22:00,008 --> 00:22:00,980
love to have your number.

943
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:01,980
- Yeah, 7-1-, 7-1-3-

944
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:03,039
- I always say, "me

945
00:22:03,079 --> 00:22:04,099
time, that's it."

946
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:05,980
They don't know,

947
00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:06,980
this is me time.

948
00:22:07,020 --> 00:22:08,460
I do it, I do it for me.

949
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:09,807
I mean like,

950
00:22:09,847 --> 00:22:10,980
if I'm not happy,

951
00:22:11,020 --> 00:22:11,980
nothing is going to happen.

952
00:22:12,020 --> 00:22:12,980
That's me.

953
00:22:13,020 --> 00:22:15,000
- [Producer] Nice.

954
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:16,393
- [Judy] Just ask for

955
00:22:16,433 --> 00:22:16,980
Washington. He's my assistant.

956
00:22:17,020 --> 00:22:18,000
- Oh, okay.

957
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,686
♪ One foot in front

958
00:22:22,726 --> 00:22:23,980
of the other ♪

959
00:22:24,020 --> 00:22:24,980
♪ They do it all by themselves ♪

960
00:22:25,020 --> 00:22:26,072
- The designer sent

961
00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:27,072
all the samples,

962
00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:27,980
between those two

963
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:28,020
so I have to choose

964
00:22:28,020 --> 00:22:30,407
and then kids' room,

965
00:22:30,447 --> 00:22:31,980
or play room.

966
00:22:32,020 --> 00:22:32,980
- So cute.

967
00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:33,980
- What do you like?

968
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,559
- This is cute for the

969
00:22:35,599 --> 00:22:36,980
playroom. I like it.

970
00:22:37,020 --> 00:22:37,410
- Since I've been

971
00:22:37,450 --> 00:22:37,980
living with Washington,

972
00:22:38,020 --> 00:22:39,942
I've really been enjoying

973
00:22:39,982 --> 00:22:41,980
my life as a single woman.

974
00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:43,040
At the same time,

975
00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:43,980
wants me to move out

976
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:44,020
I feel like Washington

977
00:22:44,020 --> 00:22:45,980
sooner rather than later.

978
00:22:46,020 --> 00:22:48,980
But Leslie seems to enjoy it.

979
00:22:49,020 --> 00:22:50,263
You know, she can talk to me

980
00:22:50,303 --> 00:22:50,980
about my brother

981
00:22:51,020 --> 00:22:51,987
because I understand him

982
00:22:52,027 --> 00:22:53,467
better than most people.

983
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:54,425
You think Washington

984
00:22:54,465 --> 00:22:55,965
will miss having me here?

985
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,580
Probably not, right?

986
00:22:58,620 --> 00:22:58,980
- No.

987
00:22:59,020 --> 00:23:00,352
You being here, we're like

988
00:23:00,392 --> 00:23:01,980
college roommates or something.

989
00:23:02,020 --> 00:23:02,980
- Oh.

990
00:23:03,020 --> 00:23:03,628
- You know what I'm saying,

991
00:23:03,668 --> 00:23:04,000
like girl talk.

992
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:04,000
You know we

993
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:04,020
have girl talk.

994
00:23:04,020 --> 00:23:04,980
- Yeah?

995
00:23:05,020 --> 00:23:05,417
- But he wants to be

996
00:23:05,457 --> 00:23:05,980
included in the girl talk.

997
00:23:06,020 --> 00:23:07,980
Remember how he tells you like,

998
00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:08,467
"you're supposed to be my

999
00:23:08,507 --> 00:23:08,980
best friend, not Lesley's"?

1000
00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:09,699
- Yeah, uh-huh.

1001
00:23:09,739 --> 00:23:10,980
- And then to me he's like,

1002
00:23:11,020 --> 00:23:11,922
"you're supposed to my

1003
00:23:11,962 --> 00:23:12,980
best friend, not Judy's."

1004
00:23:13,020 --> 00:23:14,980
- So he's playing both sides.

1005
00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:15,875
- The first thing you

1006
00:23:15,915 --> 00:23:17,475
ever said to me, you said,

1007
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,364
"Washington is the

1008
00:23:19,404 --> 00:23:20,980
biggest manipulator."

1009
00:23:21,020 --> 00:23:21,241
- No, I-

1010
00:23:21,281 --> 00:23:21,980
- A master manipulator.

1011
00:23:22,020 --> 00:23:22,861
- I said, "You

1012
00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:23,980
seem pretty smart.

1013
00:23:24,020 --> 00:23:25,011
What are you doing

1014
00:23:25,051 --> 00:23:25,980
with my brother?"

1015
00:23:26,020 --> 00:23:27,580
- I know. I asked

1016
00:23:27,620 --> 00:23:28,980
him afterwards.

1017
00:23:29,020 --> 00:23:30,000
- And what did he say?

1018
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:30,000
- He went to your mom

1019
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:30,020
and talked to her.

1020
00:23:30,020 --> 00:23:30,980
- Of course, see.

1021
00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:31,933
- And then she got

1022
00:23:31,973 --> 00:23:32,980
all upset, and like,

1023
00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:33,858
"why would she say

1024
00:23:33,898 --> 00:23:34,980
that about her brother?

1025
00:23:35,020 --> 00:23:35,980
What is she talking about?"

1026
00:23:36,020 --> 00:23:36,509
- You know my mom's the

1027
00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:36,980
worst person to go to

1028
00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:37,980
when it comes to Washington.

1029
00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:39,980
He can do no wrong in her eyes.

1030
00:23:40,020 --> 00:23:41,980
- I know.

1031
00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:43,047
- But he gets drunk and then

1032
00:23:43,087 --> 00:23:43,980
she'll, "who was he with?

1033
00:23:44,020 --> 00:23:44,980
Who bought the drinks?"

1034
00:23:45,020 --> 00:23:46,980
- And he's the one pouring it.

1035
00:23:47,020 --> 00:23:47,980
- Yeah.

1036
00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:49,980
- When I first met Washington,

1037
00:23:50,020 --> 00:23:51,950
he was a charismatic guy

1038
00:23:51,990 --> 00:23:53,980
that just lit up the room

1039
00:23:54,020 --> 00:23:55,980
when he walked in.

1040
00:23:56,020 --> 00:23:56,936
You know, he was so friendly

1041
00:23:56,976 --> 00:23:58,836
and made me feel so comfortable

1042
00:23:59,000 --> 00:23:59,980
and we would just laugh.

1043
00:24:00,020 --> 00:24:01,360
And I really did feel

1044
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:02,980
like Cinderella you know,

1045
00:24:03,020 --> 00:24:04,987
my carriages were limos and

1046
00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:06,980
champagne and nice dinners.

1047
00:24:07,020 --> 00:24:08,770
It felt like we were soulmates,

1048
00:24:08,810 --> 00:24:09,980
like we were friends,

1049
00:24:10,020 --> 00:24:10,786
like we'd been

1050
00:24:10,826 --> 00:24:11,980
together for so long.

1051
00:24:12,020 --> 00:24:13,544
- So do you feel like there's

1052
00:24:13,584 --> 00:24:14,980
two versions of Washington?

1053
00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:16,909
- I feel like there's the

1054
00:24:16,949 --> 00:24:18,980
good dad, the good husband,

1055
00:24:19,020 --> 00:24:20,516
and then there's that outside

1056
00:24:20,556 --> 00:24:21,980
persona that he tries to be.

1057
00:24:22,020 --> 00:24:22,486
Because it's part of

1058
00:24:22,526 --> 00:24:22,980
his business, right?

1059
00:24:23,020 --> 00:24:23,720
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

1060
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:24,980
- Like he's a businessman and

1061
00:24:25,020 --> 00:24:26,401
I get that he has to take

1062
00:24:26,441 --> 00:24:27,980
clients out and he has to be

1063
00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:28,523
that person and then

1064
00:24:28,563 --> 00:24:28,980
that loud person.

1065
00:24:29,020 --> 00:24:29,980
- When he turns into the diva

1066
00:24:30,020 --> 00:24:31,550
and wears the sunglasses

1067
00:24:31,590 --> 00:24:32,980
indoors, that version?

1068
00:24:33,020 --> 00:24:33,980
- The obnoxious one.

1069
00:24:34,020 --> 00:24:34,980
- Yeah.

1070
00:24:35,020 --> 00:24:35,980
- Yeah.

1071
00:24:36,020 --> 00:24:37,092
- Washington really hasn't

1072
00:24:37,132 --> 00:24:37,980
had to be responsible

1073
00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:39,980
about anything in his life.

1074
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:41,392
Whatever businesses he

1075
00:24:41,432 --> 00:24:42,980
started were fully funded

1076
00:24:43,020 --> 00:24:43,980
by my father.

1077
00:24:44,020 --> 00:24:45,008
There's a lot of things he's

1078
00:24:45,048 --> 00:24:45,980
done that are questionable.

1079
00:24:46,020 --> 00:24:48,143
Some of them revolve around

1080
00:24:48,183 --> 00:24:49,980
finances in our family.

1081
00:24:50,020 --> 00:24:51,594
- Happy fourth, to all

1082
00:24:51,634 --> 00:24:52,980
you Ho's out there.

1083
00:24:53,020 --> 00:24:53,980
- When he was single,

1084
00:24:54,020 --> 00:24:55,011
every day was like

1085
00:24:55,051 --> 00:24:55,980
a bachelor party.

1086
00:24:56,020 --> 00:24:58,062
You know, I'm the one that

1087
00:24:58,102 --> 00:24:59,980
gets those 2:00 AM calls

1088
00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:00,980
from Harris County jail.

1089
00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:01,960
I have the bail bond

1090
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:02,980
guy on my speed dial.

1091
00:25:03,020 --> 00:25:04,906
You know, that's my way of

1092
00:25:04,946 --> 00:25:06,980
trying to shield my parents.

1093
00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:08,046
- I don't ever know which

1094
00:25:08,086 --> 00:25:08,980
version I'm gonna get.

1095
00:25:09,020 --> 00:25:10,544
So I don't buy liquor for the

1096
00:25:10,584 --> 00:25:11,980
house and I don't buy wine.

1097
00:25:12,020 --> 00:25:13,019
- He seems better, like without

1098
00:25:13,059 --> 00:25:14,799
the alcohol around the house.

1099
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:15,020
- I love him without alcohol,

1100
00:25:15,020 --> 00:25:16,451
and maybe one drink

1101
00:25:16,491 --> 00:25:17,980
or so and he's fine,

1102
00:25:18,020 --> 00:25:20,026
but then it can kind of

1103
00:25:20,066 --> 00:25:21,980
escalate a little bit.

1104
00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:22,980
- Hey.

1105
00:25:23,020 --> 00:25:24,000
- Hi.

1106
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:24,020
- You're all dolled up.

1107
00:25:24,020 --> 00:25:27,980
- Thank you. Where's Wash?

1108
00:25:28,020 --> 00:25:29,075
- Uh, I think he's

1109
00:25:29,115 --> 00:25:29,980
still upstairs.

1110
00:25:30,020 --> 00:25:30,980
- Wash!

1111
00:25:31,020 --> 00:25:31,877
- You look cute.

1112
00:25:31,917 --> 00:25:32,980
Where are you going?

1113
00:25:33,020 --> 00:25:34,027
- Thank you. We're gonna

1114
00:25:34,067 --> 00:25:34,980
go do some networking.

1115
00:25:35,020 --> 00:25:35,468
- Sammy Finch is

1116
00:25:35,508 --> 00:25:36,528
my little cousin.

1117
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,098
Her mom is my dad's

1118
00:25:38,138 --> 00:25:38,980
younger sister.

1119
00:25:39,020 --> 00:25:39,980
She's Washington's assistant.

1120
00:25:40,020 --> 00:25:41,065
- Where are you guys, what

1121
00:25:41,105 --> 00:25:41,980
are you guys gonna do?

1122
00:25:42,020 --> 00:25:44,000
- We're gonna play some poker.

1123
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:44,500
- Poker?

1124
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:45,512
- Poker.

1125
00:25:45,552 --> 00:25:45,980
- Okay.

1126
00:25:46,020 --> 00:25:47,340
- My poker face, baby.

1127
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,133
Uh, I wouldn't consider

1128
00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:49,980
me his assistant.

1129
00:25:50,020 --> 00:25:51,520
- I didn't know about it.

1130
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,000
- He didn't tell you?

1131
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:53,020
- No.

1132
00:25:53,020 --> 00:25:54,980
- I would be a shitty assistant

1133
00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:55,475
because I don't really

1134
00:25:55,515 --> 00:25:56,895
assist him at anything.

1135
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:57,980
I'm more like sidekickin'.

1136
00:25:58,020 --> 00:25:58,980
Looking fly.

1137
00:25:59,020 --> 00:25:59,513
- [Washington] What

1138
00:25:59,553 --> 00:25:59,980
you think, honey?

1139
00:26:00,020 --> 00:26:02,980
- Yeah. (laughs sardonically)

1140
00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:03,980
- Gonna take Sammy with me.

1141
00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:05,980
- Mm-hmm.

1142
00:26:06,020 --> 00:26:06,525
- She's gonna help me

1143
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:06,980
do some marketing.

1144
00:26:07,020 --> 00:26:08,980
She got some-

1145
00:26:09,020 --> 00:26:10,079
- You weren't gonna tell

1146
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:10,980
me about your poker?

1147
00:26:11,020 --> 00:26:11,980
I didn't know about it.

1148
00:26:12,020 --> 00:26:12,902
- I'm working. I

1149
00:26:12,942 --> 00:26:13,980
told you last week.

1150
00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:15,886
- I do not know that

1151
00:26:15,926 --> 00:26:18,000
you told me last week.

1152
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:19,980
- Really, I'm sorry.

1153
00:26:20,020 --> 00:26:20,980
- I don't want you to be sorry.

1154
00:26:21,020 --> 00:26:21,955
- Would you like

1155
00:26:21,995 --> 00:26:22,980
to talk about it?

1156
00:26:23,020 --> 00:26:24,980
- I don't need to talk about it.

1157
00:26:25,020 --> 00:26:26,680
- Well, um, call me if

1158
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,980
anything happens with the kids

1159
00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:30,980
or y'all need me.

1160
00:26:31,020 --> 00:26:31,651
- [Lesley] Okay.

1161
00:26:31,691 --> 00:26:32,980
- I'll be right down the street.

1162
00:26:33,020 --> 00:26:33,980
- Behave.

1163
00:26:34,020 --> 00:26:34,516
- Thank you very much for

1164
00:26:34,556 --> 00:26:34,980
letting me go to work.

1165
00:26:35,020 --> 00:26:37,000
- Oh my God.

1166
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,980
- (sighs) So glad I'm divorced.

1167
00:26:41,020 --> 00:26:42,000
(Lesley laughs)

1168
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,040
♪ On the phone in the jungle ♪

1169
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,100
♪ On the phone in the streets ♪

1170
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:50,980
♪ I'm in the Lambo ♪

1171
00:26:51,020 --> 00:26:51,980
♪ I'm in demand hoe ♪

1172
00:26:52,020 --> 00:26:52,854
♪ Pull up shoot

1173
00:26:52,894 --> 00:26:54,214
my shot like Rambo ♪

1174
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:55,980
(car engine revs)

1175
00:26:56,020 --> 00:26:56,986
♪ Got my shirt off

1176
00:26:57,026 --> 00:26:57,980
and my chains on ♪

1177
00:26:58,020 --> 00:26:58,986
♪ Pull off do a 100

1178
00:26:59,026 --> 00:26:59,980
yeah I'm too gone ♪

1179
00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:00,980
(car engine revs)

1180
00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:02,111
♪ Yeah I run the town and

1181
00:27:02,151 --> 00:27:02,980
everybody know it ♪

1182
00:27:03,020 --> 00:27:04,748
♪ I'm so flashy so everybody

1183
00:27:04,788 --> 00:27:05,980
focused yeah yeah ♪

1184
00:27:06,020 --> 00:27:07,220
♪ Whoa ooh ooh ♪

1185
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,980
♪ Whoa ooh ooh ♪

1186
00:27:11,020 --> 00:27:13,000
♪ Whoa ooh ooh ♪

1187
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,980
♪ Whoa ooh ooh ♪

1188
00:27:16,020 --> 00:27:16,980
♪ Yeah yeah ♪

1189
00:27:17,020 --> 00:27:18,819
(group exchanges greetings)

1190
00:27:18,859 --> 00:27:20,980
- Hey! What's up man? (laughter)

1191
00:27:21,020 --> 00:27:21,542
- I'm fine. How are you? Good.

1192
00:27:21,582 --> 00:27:21,980
- Hi. How are you doing?

1193
00:27:22,020 --> 00:27:22,980
Good to see you.

1194
00:27:23,020 --> 00:27:23,538
- Damn, we're playing

1195
00:27:23,578 --> 00:27:23,980
big tonight, huh?

1196
00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:25,980
- What's up my man? Always good.

1197
00:27:26,020 --> 00:27:27,980
- My uncle has a lot of money.

1198
00:27:28,020 --> 00:27:30,084
And Washington being the oldest

1199
00:27:30,124 --> 00:27:31,980
son, he has that angel money

1200
00:27:32,020 --> 00:27:33,485
to invest in ideas

1201
00:27:33,525 --> 00:27:34,980
and opportunities.

1202
00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:35,980
- What you drinking?

1203
00:27:36,020 --> 00:27:37,980
- Whatever you're drinking.

1204
00:27:38,020 --> 00:27:39,022
All right, has everybody got

1205
00:27:39,062 --> 00:27:39,980
their money ready or what?

1206
00:27:40,020 --> 00:27:40,980
- Always.

1207
00:27:41,020 --> 00:27:41,431
- He just has to

1208
00:27:41,471 --> 00:27:41,980
come up with a plan.

1209
00:27:42,020 --> 00:27:42,506
He presents it to his dad,

1210
00:27:42,546 --> 00:27:42,980
and his dad either says,

1211
00:27:43,020 --> 00:27:44,018
"okay, yes, we'll

1212
00:27:44,058 --> 00:27:44,980
invest in that,"

1213
00:27:45,020 --> 00:27:46,980
or no, he won't.

1214
00:27:47,020 --> 00:27:47,603
- What's your buy-in?

1215
00:27:47,643 --> 00:27:47,980
What are you?

1216
00:27:48,020 --> 00:27:48,980
- Sammy?

1217
00:27:49,020 --> 00:27:50,980
- They buy-in? 30.

1218
00:27:51,020 --> 00:27:52,980
- 30k, 30k.

1219
00:27:53,020 --> 00:27:53,980
- Let's go, we don't play.

1220
00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:54,914
- Cheers bro.

1221
00:27:54,954 --> 00:27:55,980
- [All] Cheers.

1222
00:27:56,020 --> 00:27:56,453
- I'm gonna take all your

1223
00:27:56,493 --> 00:27:56,980
money, but that's all right.

1224
00:27:57,020 --> 00:27:57,980
- Daddy wants a return though,

1225
00:27:58,020 --> 00:27:59,518
so when he doesn't, my

1226
00:27:59,558 --> 00:28:00,980
uncle's just probably

1227
00:28:01,020 --> 00:28:01,868
thank God he didn't

1228
00:28:01,908 --> 00:28:02,980
give him more than that.

1229
00:28:03,020 --> 00:28:03,843
- My family.

1230
00:28:03,883 --> 00:28:05,000
- Appreciate it.

1231
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:07,958
- Now let's get fucked

1232
00:28:07,998 --> 00:28:08,980
up and make some money.

1233
00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:13,000
(Wine trickling)

1234
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,860
- What is your sex personality?

1235
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,373
I prefer my partner

1236
00:28:20,413 --> 00:28:22,000
to be kinkier than me,

1237
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,323
about the same, tamer

1238
00:28:24,363 --> 00:28:25,980
than me, or no preference?

1239
00:28:26,020 --> 00:28:26,980
- About the same.

1240
00:28:27,020 --> 00:28:29,980
- Not kinkier?

1241
00:28:30,020 --> 00:28:30,980
- No, I'm kinky enough

1242
00:28:31,020 --> 00:28:32,185
for both of us.

1243
00:28:32,225 --> 00:28:32,980
- You are?

1244
00:28:33,020 --> 00:28:33,980
- I'm a Ho!

1245
00:28:34,020 --> 00:28:34,957
- How often do you

1246
00:28:34,997 --> 00:28:35,980
prefer to have sex?

1247
00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:36,276
- Oh my god.

1248
00:28:36,316 --> 00:28:36,980
- Three to five times a week,

1249
00:28:37,020 --> 00:28:38,980
five to seven times a week,

1250
00:28:39,020 --> 00:28:40,022
one to three times a week or

1251
00:28:40,062 --> 00:28:40,980
less, several times a day?

1252
00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:42,980
- Three to five.

1253
00:28:43,020 --> 00:28:43,980
- [Lesley] That's a lot.

1254
00:28:44,020 --> 00:28:45,000
- Is it?

1255
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:46,955
- Five times a week?

1256
00:28:46,995 --> 00:28:47,980
That's one every day.

1257
00:28:48,020 --> 00:28:49,046
I thought Judy was always

1258
00:28:49,086 --> 00:28:49,980
a little more uptight,

1259
00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:51,257
but she's more

1260
00:28:51,297 --> 00:28:52,980
loose and laid back

1261
00:28:53,020 --> 00:28:53,881
and a little more

1262
00:28:53,921 --> 00:28:55,181
kinky than I thought.

1263
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:56,944
Have you ever been part

1264
00:28:56,984 --> 00:28:57,980
of a Chinese finger trap?

1265
00:28:58,020 --> 00:28:59,000
What is that?

1266
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,008
- I don't even know

1267
00:29:02,048 --> 00:29:02,980
what it is, so no.

1268
00:29:03,020 --> 00:29:03,986
- Have you ever had a

1269
00:29:04,026 --> 00:29:04,980
true one night stand?

1270
00:29:05,020 --> 00:29:06,561
- Yes, spring break.

1271
00:29:06,601 --> 00:29:07,980
Doesn't everybody?

1272
00:29:08,020 --> 00:29:08,980
- No, not me.

1273
00:29:09,020 --> 00:29:10,980
- [Judy] Hmm.

1274
00:29:11,020 --> 00:29:11,986
- Okay. Have you ever

1275
00:29:12,026 --> 00:29:12,980
had sex while having,

1276
00:29:13,020 --> 00:29:14,980
ugh, on your period?

1277
00:29:15,020 --> 00:29:16,000
- Oh yeah.

1278
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:16,020
Yes?

1279
00:29:16,020 --> 00:29:16,980
- Yeah.

1280
00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:18,980
(esthetician laughs)

1281
00:29:19,020 --> 00:29:20,400
- Ugh. That's so messy.

1282
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:21,919
Well of course, you let

1283
00:29:21,959 --> 00:29:22,980
your kids play with slime.

1284
00:29:23,020 --> 00:29:23,486
Doesn't surprise me.

1285
00:29:23,526 --> 00:29:23,980
- Oh yeah, there's a

1286
00:29:24,020 --> 00:29:24,980
correlation there.

1287
00:29:25,020 --> 00:29:26,980
- Doesn't surprise me.

1288
00:29:27,020 --> 00:29:27,931
Do you like to be

1289
00:29:27,971 --> 00:29:28,980
spanked during sex?

1290
00:29:29,020 --> 00:29:30,000
- Yes.

1291
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:33,448
- Oh, okay, you

1292
00:29:33,488 --> 00:29:33,980
got very vanilla.

1293
00:29:34,020 --> 00:29:34,980
- I believe it.

1294
00:29:35,020 --> 00:29:36,980
- Really? That's vanilla?

1295
00:29:37,020 --> 00:29:38,520
- What would you be?

1296
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:39,980
Even below vanilla?

1297
00:29:40,020 --> 00:29:40,980
- I'd be bland.

1298
00:29:41,020 --> 00:29:41,797
- [Judy] Oh, I could see that.

1299
00:29:41,837 --> 00:29:42,337
- Jeez.

1300
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:43,574
- Oh, Lesley.

1301
00:29:43,614 --> 00:29:44,154
- I know.

1302
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,000
- So Oklahoma.

1303
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,980
♪ I'm at it again ♪

1304
00:29:49,020 --> 00:29:49,480
♪ The most haters back

1305
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:49,980
and they hatin' again ♪

1306
00:29:50,020 --> 00:29:51,980
♪ I gets money ♪

1307
00:29:52,020 --> 00:29:53,000
- Ready!

1308
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:56,958
Washington's job is to

1309
00:29:56,998 --> 00:29:58,378
look like he has a job.

1310
00:29:59,000 --> 00:29:59,438
- Oh, yeah.

1311
00:29:59,478 --> 00:29:59,980
- Are you in?

1312
00:30:00,020 --> 00:30:00,980
- [Player] All right.

1313
00:30:01,020 --> 00:30:02,100
- You in, you out?

1314
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:05,980
- I'm out.

1315
00:30:06,020 --> 00:30:08,000
- I'm gonna go all in.

1316
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:09,980
(chips clatter)

1317
00:30:10,020 --> 00:30:10,980
Schmoozing goes with boozing,

1318
00:30:11,020 --> 00:30:12,537
and I love the

1319
00:30:12,577 --> 00:30:14,980
boozing and shmoozing.

1320
00:30:15,020 --> 00:30:15,980
(players chatter)

1321
00:30:16,020 --> 00:30:17,056
- [Player] He's all in,

1322
00:30:17,096 --> 00:30:17,980
let's turn 'em over,

1323
00:30:18,020 --> 00:30:18,959
and see what you got.

1324
00:30:18,999 --> 00:30:19,980
See what you guys got.

1325
00:30:20,020 --> 00:30:20,980
- Oh, man.

1326
00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:21,980
- Y'all are fucked.

1327
00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:23,000
- Jack two.

1328
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:25,980
- Ah, man, it is what it is.

1329
00:30:26,020 --> 00:30:26,416
- I play to win.

1330
00:30:26,456 --> 00:30:26,980
I don't play to lose.

1331
00:30:27,020 --> 00:30:29,980
- See Wash is back, baby.

1332
00:30:30,020 --> 00:30:31,485
- The truth is, my

1333
00:30:31,525 --> 00:30:32,980
dad was a playboy,

1334
00:30:33,020 --> 00:30:34,980
my grandfather was a playboy.

1335
00:30:35,020 --> 00:30:36,049
It's always gonna

1336
00:30:36,089 --> 00:30:36,980
be in my blood.

1337
00:30:37,020 --> 00:30:38,980
Washington, oh Washington.

1338
00:30:39,020 --> 00:30:41,277
I am the only one that

1339
00:30:41,317 --> 00:30:43,980
cares about the Ho legacy.

1340
00:30:44,020 --> 00:30:44,980
- [Man] Cheers guys.

1341
00:30:45,020 --> 00:30:47,000
- I'm not driving home.

1342
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,014
You can't go into

1343
00:30:49,054 --> 00:30:49,980
County like this

1344
00:30:50,020 --> 00:30:51,025
and then come out with the

1345
00:30:51,065 --> 00:30:52,505
Hermes rag suit can you?

1346
00:30:51,065 --> 00:30:56,000
think of Washington

1347
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,000
Only Washington Ho could though.

1348
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,000
- What did you

1349
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:57,980
the first night you met him?

1350
00:30:58,020 --> 00:30:59,487
- It was in Vegas was when

1351
00:30:59,527 --> 00:31:00,980
we got to know each other.

1352
00:31:01,020 --> 00:31:01,511
He was good in Vegas,

1353
00:31:01,551 --> 00:31:01,980
he wasn't drinking.

1354
00:31:02,020 --> 00:31:03,593
- What made you finally

1355
00:31:03,633 --> 00:31:04,980
decide to move here?

1356
00:31:05,020 --> 00:31:05,400
- Because I was

1357
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:05,980
living on Washington.

1358
00:31:06,020 --> 00:31:07,980
- Oh, okay.

1359
00:31:08,020 --> 00:31:09,573
- And then I got a job offer

1360
00:31:09,613 --> 00:31:11,113
on Washington and Houston

1361
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:12,980
and I was dating a Washington.

1362
00:31:13,020 --> 00:31:14,072
So I thought it was

1363
00:31:14,112 --> 00:31:14,980
a sign from God.

1364
00:31:15,020 --> 00:31:15,980
- Seriously?

1365
00:31:16,020 --> 00:31:16,980
- Yeah (laughs).

1366
00:31:17,020 --> 00:31:18,561
- I don't know if it

1367
00:31:18,601 --> 00:31:19,980
was enough to like

1368
00:31:20,020 --> 00:31:20,893
move to another city

1369
00:31:20,933 --> 00:31:21,980
for a guy, that's a lot.

1370
00:31:22,020 --> 00:31:23,090
- I know, but we just

1371
00:31:23,130 --> 00:31:24,150
had a connection.

1372
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:26,542
- And you never thought

1373
00:31:26,582 --> 00:31:27,662
about moving back?

1374
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,000
- No.

1375
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:32,980
(introspective music)

1376
00:31:33,020 --> 00:31:34,151
- You know, I think Washington's

1377
00:31:34,191 --> 00:31:34,980
been talking to my mom,

1378
00:31:35,020 --> 00:31:36,083
because she told me that she

1379
00:31:36,123 --> 00:31:37,503
thinks you're a tryrant

1380
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,320
when it comes to Wash.

1381
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:40,500
- Me?

1382
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:41,980
- Yeah.

1383
00:31:42,020 --> 00:31:43,000
- A tyrant?

1384
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:44,980
- Mm-hmm. You know she has

1385
00:31:45,020 --> 00:31:45,980
her own opinion about you,

1386
00:31:46,020 --> 00:31:46,798
and who knows what

1387
00:31:46,838 --> 00:31:47,980
Washington is feeding her.

1388
00:31:48,020 --> 00:31:48,980
- I know.

1389
00:31:49,020 --> 00:31:49,398
- He has his version.

1390
00:31:49,438 --> 00:31:50,960
The one that caters to my mom.

1391
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,729
- I wish he would just tell her,

1392
00:31:52,769 --> 00:31:53,980
like, I'm not a tyrant.

1393
00:31:54,020 --> 00:31:55,001
Like that's so, our culture

1394
00:31:55,041 --> 00:31:56,601
back in the day, you know,

1395
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,000
like Vietnam.

1396
00:31:59,000 --> 00:31:59,980
- She's old-school.

1397
00:32:00,020 --> 00:32:00,927
- Like all the women just

1398
00:32:00,967 --> 00:32:01,980
serve the men and that's it.

1399
00:32:02,020 --> 00:32:02,711
- Yeah, I know,

1400
00:32:02,751 --> 00:32:03,980
Washington's used to that.

1401
00:32:04,020 --> 00:32:04,980
- Yeah, but we're in America.

1402
00:32:05,020 --> 00:32:05,980
- I know.

1403
00:32:06,020 --> 00:32:07,457
- She has to understand

1404
00:32:07,497 --> 00:32:08,980
that we're modern women.

1405
00:32:09,020 --> 00:32:09,980
- Do you think he defends you

1406
00:32:10,020 --> 00:32:11,980
or do you think he goes with it?

1407
00:32:12,020 --> 00:32:13,400
- I hope he defends me.

1408
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,336
You know, Wash and I got

1409
00:32:15,376 --> 00:32:16,980
married and we said our vows.

1410
00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:18,886
- I Washington, take

1411
00:32:18,926 --> 00:32:20,980
Lesley, to be my wife.

1412
00:32:21,020 --> 00:32:21,958
- I thought that I had

1413
00:32:21,998 --> 00:32:22,980
met my Prince charming.

1414
00:32:23,020 --> 00:32:24,341
And I just thought what

1415
00:32:24,381 --> 00:32:25,980
every girl thinks, you know,

1416
00:32:26,020 --> 00:32:27,036
you just want to live

1417
00:32:27,076 --> 00:32:27,980
happily ever after.

1418
00:32:28,020 --> 00:32:28,906
- Because I mean,

1419
00:32:28,946 --> 00:32:29,980
once you get married

1420
00:32:30,020 --> 00:32:32,062
your wife and your husband

1421
00:32:32,102 --> 00:32:33,980
should be your priority.

1422
00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:34,470
- Right.

1423
00:32:34,510 --> 00:32:35,980
- Even over your parents.

1424
00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:36,470
- You shouldn't just

1425
00:32:36,510 --> 00:32:36,980
keep your mouth shut.

1426
00:32:37,020 --> 00:32:37,858
You shouldn't just

1427
00:32:37,898 --> 00:32:38,980
have to change yourself

1428
00:32:39,020 --> 00:32:40,980
to make a marriage work.

1429
00:32:41,020 --> 00:32:42,980
And now I'm just wondering

1430
00:32:43,020 --> 00:32:44,027
maybe happily ever after

1431
00:32:44,067 --> 00:32:45,387
is only in fairytales.

1432
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:49,000
(crickets chirping)

1433
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:52,419
- It's part of the

1434
00:32:52,459 --> 00:32:52,980
contract of being a Ho.

1435
00:32:53,020 --> 00:32:54,452
You have to be able to

1436
00:32:54,492 --> 00:32:55,980
withstand private jets.

1437
00:32:56,020 --> 00:32:56,980
Mom, she's gonna throw up.

1438
00:32:57,020 --> 00:32:58,464
- No, I have anxiety right now.

1439
00:32:58,504 --> 00:32:58,980
- Oh, okay.

1440
00:32:59,020 --> 00:32:59,980
You'll be fine.

1441
00:33:00,020 --> 00:33:01,000
- Stop talking.

1442
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:01,020
(Judy laughs)

1443
00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:03,000
♪ I can do this all day ♪

1444
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:05,980
♪ I can do this all day ♪

1445
00:33:06,020 --> 00:33:07,980
- [All] Whoo!

1446
00:33:08,020 --> 00:33:09,980
♪ I make it look easy ♪

1447
00:33:10,020 --> 00:33:10,826
- I just need to

1448
00:33:10,866 --> 00:33:11,980
finalize this divorce.

1449
00:33:12,020 --> 00:33:12,980
- I'm not ready yet.

1450
00:33:13,020 --> 00:33:13,943
- Because they're hoping

1451
00:33:13,983 --> 00:33:14,980
that I'll go back to that?

1452
00:33:15,020 --> 00:33:16,159
- What does he know?

1453
00:33:16,199 --> 00:33:16,980
He just a man.

1454
00:33:17,020 --> 00:33:17,980
- We think you need to have sex.

1455
00:33:18,020 --> 00:33:18,980
- Oh, I'm having sex.

1456
00:33:19,020 --> 00:33:20,719
- When the divorce happen,

1457
00:33:20,759 --> 00:33:21,980
kids always suffer.

1458
00:33:22,020 --> 00:33:23,980
- She have boyfriend too early.

1459
00:33:24,020 --> 00:33:24,980
- Who cares?

1460
00:33:25,020 --> 00:33:25,980
- I'm so indebted to him,

1461
00:33:26,020 --> 00:33:27,008
and he's not afraid of

1462
00:33:27,048 --> 00:33:27,980
reminding me of that.

1463
00:33:28,020 --> 00:33:28,980
- Cheers.

1464
00:33:29,020 --> 00:33:29,980
- You need a little bit more.

1465
00:33:30,020 --> 00:33:31,000
- With the bow.

1466
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:32,020
- Ho.

1467
00:33:32,020 --> 00:33:33,980
- My mom meets Lesley one time.

1468
00:33:34,020 --> 00:33:34,671
She's like,

1469
00:33:34,711 --> 00:33:35,980
"if you marry Lesley,

1470
00:33:36,020 --> 00:33:37,613
you don't owe me and dad nothing

1471
00:33:37,653 --> 00:33:39,273
for the rest of your life."

1472
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:40,980
- Should that be on TV?

1473
00:33:41,020 --> 00:33:41,980
- I'm a spoiled rich kid.

1474
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:45,980
♪ What is a modern love song ♪

1475
00:33:46,020 --> 00:33:47,820
- When we started this project

1476
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:48,980
we had a secret in our marriage.

1477
00:33:49,020 --> 00:33:52,000
And my greatest fear is that

1478
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:52,000
it's gonna tear

1479
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:52,960
my marriage apart.

1480
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:53,980
My tongue?

1481
00:33:54,020 --> 00:33:54,735
- Stick it out.

1482
00:33:54,775 --> 00:33:55,980
- They fight, they crazy.

1483
00:33:56,020 --> 00:33:56,980
- I'm not crazy.

1484
00:33:57,020 --> 00:33:58,005
The only people that know

1485
00:33:58,045 --> 00:33:58,980
the truth is you and me.

1486
00:33:59,020 --> 00:34:00,980
- You're my first wife.

1487
00:34:01,020 --> 00:34:02,980
I hope you're my only wife.

1488
00:34:03,020 --> 00:34:03,980
(Lesley sniffs)

1489
00:34:04,020 --> 00:34:04,455
- That's my whole life,

1490
00:34:04,495 --> 00:34:04,980
look at it from the front.

1491
00:34:05,020 --> 00:34:05,980
- Thank you.

1492
00:34:06,020 --> 00:34:06,959
Everything that looks

1493
00:34:06,999 --> 00:34:07,980
good from the outside,

1494
00:34:08,020 --> 00:34:09,980
but the inside is just so hard.

1495
00:34:10,020 --> 00:34:11,341
♪ I'm gonna rock this

1496
00:34:11,381 --> 00:34:13,061
house like no one before ♪

1497
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:14,020
- Everybody say Ho!

1498
00:34:14,020 --> 00:34:15,980
- Ho!

1499
00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:17,483
♪ I'm gonna stand up, stand up ♪

1500
00:34:17,523 --> 00:34:17,980
- Oh my God.

1501
00:34:18,020 --> 00:34:18,545
- Whoo!

1502
00:34:18,585 --> 00:34:19,980
- All right, whoo!

1503
00:34:20,020 --> 00:34:21,980
♪ Light it up, light it up ♪

1504
00:34:22,020 --> 00:34:22,980
♪ This is my night ♪

1505
00:34:23,020 --> 00:34:23,980
- Give me your hat.

1506
00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:24,980
I think your hat's good luck.

1507
00:34:25,020 --> 00:34:26,980
- Woo hoo!

1508
00:34:27,020 --> 00:34:28,980
- It's not the whole truth.

1509
00:34:29,020 --> 00:34:30,334
- Put a polka dot on there.

1510
00:34:30,374 --> 00:34:30,980
There you go.

1511
00:34:31,020 --> 00:34:33,000
- It's the Ho truth.

1512
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,980
♪ Ooh ♪

1513
00:34:39,020 --> 00:34:40,980
♪ Make it rain, make it rain ♪

1514
00:34:41,020 --> 00:34:43,602
♪ I don't care 'cause

1515
00:34:43,642 --> 00:34:45,980
it's all the same ♪

1516
00:34:46,020 --> 00:34:47,033
♪ I'ma make the best

1517
00:34:47,073 --> 00:34:47,980
of any situation ♪

1518
00:34:48,020 --> 00:34:49,980
♪ Make it rain, make it rain ♪

1519
00:34:50,020 --> 00:34:54,000
♪ I don't care I'ma be happy ♪

1520
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:59,000
♪ No you can never rain on me ♪

1521
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:05,000
(orchestral fanfare)