1 00:00:10,555 --> 00:00:13,728 ‐(shrieking) ‐(woman screams) 2 00:00:13,761 --> 00:00:15,999 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:22,111 --> 00:00:24,148 (birds chirping) 4 00:00:32,599 --> 00:00:34,603 (bird cawing) 5 00:00:38,443 --> 00:00:40,480 ♪ ♪ 6 00:00:52,471 --> 00:00:54,475 Are you sure you two want to go in there? 7 00:00:54,509 --> 00:00:56,647 ‐That place was built above the devil's asshole. ‐That is why 8 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:59,720 ‐we are going in. ‐It's the most haunted house in Los Angeles. 9 00:00:59,753 --> 00:01:01,624 Probably the entire United States. 10 00:01:01,657 --> 00:01:04,696 Followed closely by the House of Death in Greenwich Village, 11 00:01:04,730 --> 00:01:07,736 the Franklin Castle in Cleveland and, of course... 12 00:01:07,769 --> 00:01:11,075 BOTH: The LaLaurie Mansion in New Orleans. 13 00:01:11,109 --> 00:01:13,413 Lies! Lies! 14 00:01:13,446 --> 00:01:15,083 (both laugh) 15 00:01:15,117 --> 00:01:18,156 We are, like, huge American Horror Story fans. 16 00:01:18,189 --> 00:01:19,760 I hear bad stuff about this house. 17 00:01:19,793 --> 00:01:21,530 How about I take you to a hotel? 18 00:01:21,563 --> 00:01:23,366 You mean like the Hotel Cortez? 19 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:26,105 No, we're good. We rented this place out for the night. 20 00:01:26,139 --> 00:01:28,410 ‐It's an Airbnb now. ‐The owners offer 21 00:01:28,443 --> 00:01:31,115 this whole "Escape from the Murder House Experience." 22 00:01:31,149 --> 00:01:32,552 It's supposed to be super chilling. 23 00:01:32,585 --> 00:01:35,257 They promise we will not sleep a wink. 24 00:01:35,290 --> 00:01:37,629 We're, like, huge horror fans in general. 25 00:01:37,662 --> 00:01:39,165 We met a couple years back at Comic‐Con. 26 00:01:39,198 --> 00:01:41,436 I was dressed as Son of Bloody Face, 27 00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:43,641 and she was dressed as Sister Jude. 28 00:01:44,676 --> 00:01:46,279 It was love at first sight. 29 00:01:46,312 --> 00:01:49,251 Whatever. But don't say I didn't warn you. 30 00:01:59,205 --> 00:02:01,242 ♪ ♪ 31 00:02:15,838 --> 00:02:17,876 (Connie exhales) 32 00:02:18,844 --> 00:02:20,815 ‐Wait. ‐What? 33 00:02:20,848 --> 00:02:23,219 ‐You having second thoughts? ‐No. 34 00:02:23,253 --> 00:02:25,758 (chuckles): No. I just want to feel it 35 00:02:25,792 --> 00:02:28,363 before all the preplanned crazy starts. 36 00:02:28,396 --> 00:02:31,770 I just want to feel the energy of the house. 37 00:02:32,739 --> 00:02:34,776 (exhales) 38 00:02:40,420 --> 00:02:43,460 ‐(gasps) ‐What? 39 00:02:43,493 --> 00:02:45,665 (chuckles): 40 00:02:45,698 --> 00:02:47,301 Nothing. I think I'm just so psyched, 41 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:49,305 I'm getting a bit ahead of myself. 42 00:02:49,338 --> 00:02:52,512 Come on. Let's go explore. 43 00:02:59,860 --> 00:03:02,398 "Welcome to Murder House. 44 00:03:02,431 --> 00:03:05,270 "If you're anything like every other poor soul 45 00:03:05,303 --> 00:03:09,546 that entered these walls, you may get stuck here forever." 46 00:03:09,579 --> 00:03:11,617 (Dylan chuckles) 47 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:14,422 There's something on the back of the note. 48 00:03:14,455 --> 00:03:16,225 "We hear you're 'Violataters.' 49 00:03:16,259 --> 00:03:18,296 "Your next adventure is to find 50 00:03:18,329 --> 00:03:20,802 "the room where Tate first appeared to her and they later 51 00:03:20,835 --> 00:03:24,509 "consummated their forbidden and fateful love. 52 00:03:24,543 --> 00:03:27,414 "Follow the black rose petals 53 00:03:27,448 --> 00:03:29,218 if you dare." 54 00:03:30,888 --> 00:03:32,859 Oh, my God. This is amazing. 55 00:03:32,892 --> 00:03:34,596 (chuckles softly): Yeah. 56 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:39,338 To the man who makes my dreams come true, 57 00:03:39,371 --> 00:03:41,910 even if they're nightmares. 58 00:03:45,952 --> 00:03:47,354 DYLAN: Oh. 59 00:03:47,387 --> 00:03:50,360 Tastes like... blood. 60 00:03:50,393 --> 00:03:51,663 Awesome. 61 00:03:55,638 --> 00:03:58,276 ‐Let's play. ‐Yeah. 62 00:03:59,478 --> 00:04:00,681 (door creaks) 63 00:04:06,860 --> 00:04:08,898 ♪ ♪ 64 00:04:16,312 --> 00:04:19,285 (door creaks) 65 00:04:19,318 --> 00:04:20,721 This is so sick. 66 00:04:20,755 --> 00:04:23,761 Wait, who lit the candles? 67 00:04:23,794 --> 00:04:26,432 Do you think there's someone in the house with us? 68 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:28,838 There's got to be, right? Like the haunted hayrides. 69 00:04:28,871 --> 00:04:30,908 I feel like we should be prepared 70 00:04:30,942 --> 00:04:32,779 for a few jump scares. 71 00:04:32,812 --> 00:04:34,783 Wait, maybe they're in the tunnels 72 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:36,052 behind the walls. 73 00:04:36,085 --> 00:04:38,524 Uh, I think that's just in the show. 74 00:04:38,557 --> 00:04:40,661 Don't think that's actually in the house. 75 00:04:40,695 --> 00:04:42,464 Maybe it was Larry Harvey and he used 76 00:04:42,498 --> 00:04:45,303 one of his smoldering children to light them. 77 00:04:45,337 --> 00:04:47,374 Up for a little cosplay? 78 00:04:48,611 --> 00:04:49,880 Holy shit. 79 00:04:50,882 --> 00:04:51,917 (moans) 80 00:04:53,954 --> 00:04:55,591 (grunts) 81 00:04:55,625 --> 00:04:57,529 No, no, no, no. Leave it on. 82 00:04:57,562 --> 00:04:58,998 Kinky. 83 00:05:07,982 --> 00:05:10,020 (moaning) 84 00:05:16,032 --> 00:05:17,836 (grunts) 85 00:05:18,838 --> 00:05:20,875 Sorry. 86 00:05:24,850 --> 00:05:26,485 CONNIE: Why do you think people like 87 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:28,022 scary stories so much? 88 00:05:28,056 --> 00:05:31,362 Well, they always have. 89 00:05:31,395 --> 00:05:34,936 Pretend monsters let us forget about the real ones. 90 00:05:34,970 --> 00:05:36,105 (shriek) 91 00:05:36,138 --> 00:05:37,709 ADDIE: You're gonna die in here. 92 00:05:37,742 --> 00:05:40,515 (chuckles): My gosh. There must be a speaker 93 00:05:40,548 --> 00:05:42,919 hidden somewhere in this room. That is so cool. 94 00:05:48,797 --> 00:05:51,002 Do you think there's someone in the house with us? 95 00:05:51,035 --> 00:05:53,406 ‐Let's go see. ‐Okay. 96 00:05:58,182 --> 00:05:59,819 ‐What's the matter? ‐I don't know. 97 00:05:59,853 --> 00:06:01,155 I can't seem to get up. 98 00:06:01,188 --> 00:06:02,859 What? 99 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,802 ‐(grunts) ‐(chuckles) 100 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:09,806 ‐(woman screams) ‐(chuckling) 101 00:06:09,839 --> 00:06:12,512 ‐(Connie laughs) ‐Oh, my God. 102 00:06:12,545 --> 00:06:14,916 Come on, let's go check it out. 103 00:06:19,058 --> 00:06:20,561 Maybe I could find a ghost 104 00:06:20,595 --> 00:06:22,765 that'll last more than two pumps. 105 00:06:26,607 --> 00:06:28,109 (mouths) 106 00:06:28,142 --> 00:06:29,478 ‐(Connie exhales) ‐DYLAN: They based this episode 107 00:06:29,512 --> 00:06:30,815 ‐on Richard Speck. ‐(screams) 108 00:06:30,848 --> 00:06:32,050 (Dylan chuckles softly) 109 00:06:32,084 --> 00:06:33,854 You know, 110 00:06:33,887 --> 00:06:35,992 he's the serial killer that murdered all those nurses. 111 00:06:36,025 --> 00:06:37,562 Yeah. We met at a horror convention. 112 00:06:37,595 --> 00:06:39,633 ‐You think I don't know that? 113 00:06:44,709 --> 00:06:45,945 ‐Okay. ‐What? 114 00:06:45,978 --> 00:06:47,515 I'm guessing this is the part 115 00:06:47,548 --> 00:06:48,918 where we have to sign all those waivers 116 00:06:48,951 --> 00:06:50,755 is gonna start. "Warning. By signing this, 117 00:06:50,788 --> 00:06:52,592 "you accept that you absolve all knowledge 118 00:06:52,625 --> 00:06:55,163 "of anything that can happen to your mind, body or psyche 119 00:06:55,196 --> 00:06:57,167 "during your time in the experience 120 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:59,471 ‐of the Escape from the Murder House Experience." ‐I know. 121 00:06:59,506 --> 00:07:01,576 Just saying, this is our last chance. 122 00:07:01,610 --> 00:07:03,714 You know, we could always go to Norms, get some pancakes, 123 00:07:03,747 --> 00:07:05,785 go home, binge‐watch Roanoke. 124 00:07:05,818 --> 00:07:07,755 Why does Sarah Paulson shit‐talk that season? 125 00:07:07,789 --> 00:07:09,158 It's so good. 126 00:07:09,191 --> 00:07:10,861 Do you really want to go watch Roanoke? 127 00:07:10,895 --> 00:07:13,499 No. I want to shit myself 'cause I'm so scared. 128 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:15,103 ‐Me, too. ‐Come on. 129 00:07:15,136 --> 00:07:17,007 (stairs creaking) 130 00:07:19,913 --> 00:07:23,019 (screams, laughs) 131 00:07:36,045 --> 00:07:38,517 ♪ ♪ 132 00:07:42,558 --> 00:07:43,827 Come on. 133 00:07:45,263 --> 00:07:47,267 ‐(grunts, chuckles) ‐(chuckles) 134 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:48,904 ‐(faint crying) ‐Shh. 135 00:07:48,937 --> 00:07:51,543 Do you hear that? 136 00:07:55,985 --> 00:07:57,989 ‐Help us, please! ‐Please, 137 00:07:58,022 --> 00:07:59,793 ‐help us! ‐Who the hell are they? 138 00:07:59,826 --> 00:08:01,028 Did we miss an episode? 139 00:08:01,062 --> 00:08:02,932 CONNIE: I'm sorry, who are you? 140 00:08:02,965 --> 00:08:04,569 Yeah, sorry, which episode are you guys from? 141 00:08:04,602 --> 00:08:05,938 What are you talking about? 142 00:08:05,971 --> 00:08:07,975 Ten years ago, we went trick‐or‐treating. 143 00:08:09,612 --> 00:08:11,550 ALL: Trick or treat. 144 00:08:11,583 --> 00:08:13,252 You girls don't want to be here. 145 00:08:13,286 --> 00:08:15,691 ‐DILF alert. ‐(others giggle) 146 00:08:15,725 --> 00:08:17,160 MIKA: You can give us some candy, 147 00:08:17,194 --> 00:08:20,166 but you can also just invite us in for a treat. 148 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,538 Leave now or else. 149 00:08:27,548 --> 00:08:31,022 Let's go inside and give him a good Halloween scare. 150 00:08:32,692 --> 00:08:35,063 (door creaks) 151 00:08:37,902 --> 00:08:39,806 Where'd he go? 152 00:08:40,674 --> 00:08:42,044 (door closes) 153 00:08:44,281 --> 00:08:45,651 Did you see that? 154 00:08:45,684 --> 00:08:47,087 (women scream) 155 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:48,322 RUBY: Hi, ladies. 156 00:08:48,356 --> 00:08:51,262 Welcome to Murder House, 157 00:08:51,295 --> 00:08:53,700 where you can check in anytime you like 158 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:55,136 but you can never leave. 159 00:08:55,170 --> 00:08:57,608 (women screaming) 160 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:12,003 You have to help us out of here. Please. 161 00:09:12,037 --> 00:09:13,974 ‐Please, help us. ‐They can't help us. 162 00:09:14,007 --> 00:09:15,611 No one can. 163 00:09:15,644 --> 00:09:17,314 We were killed here, so we can never escape. 164 00:09:17,347 --> 00:09:19,051 Sorry, but she's right. 165 00:09:19,084 --> 00:09:21,590 If you die here, you're trapped here forever. 166 00:09:21,623 --> 00:09:23,326 Maybe we're supposed to try and help them, though. 167 00:09:23,359 --> 00:09:26,833 I mean, it is called the "Escape from Murder House Experience." 168 00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:28,269 ‐JANNA: Please. ‐KATE: Please, help us. 169 00:09:28,302 --> 00:09:30,708 It's the Infantata. 170 00:09:30,741 --> 00:09:32,645 (panting) 171 00:09:32,678 --> 00:09:34,716 ‐(screeches) ‐(light buzzing) 172 00:09:34,749 --> 00:09:36,152 ‐(Dylan grunts) ‐(women gasp) 173 00:09:36,185 --> 00:09:39,024 ‐(panting) ‐Is that fake blood? 174 00:09:39,057 --> 00:09:42,364 ‐It cut me. It really fucking cut me. ‐This isn't right! 175 00:09:42,397 --> 00:09:45,170 ‐Please, stop! We don't like it! It's too much! ‐(Dylan grunts) 176 00:09:45,203 --> 00:09:47,374 And we want it to stop! Please! Now! 177 00:09:47,407 --> 00:09:49,111 (screaming) 178 00:09:50,648 --> 00:09:53,954 Please, stop! We don't like it! It's too real! 179 00:09:53,987 --> 00:09:55,724 You're not supposed to hurt us! 180 00:09:55,758 --> 00:09:57,762 It's not fake. It's real! 181 00:09:57,795 --> 00:09:59,364 ‐Get out of here! ‐(shouts) 182 00:09:59,398 --> 00:10:01,068 Now! (screams) 183 00:10:02,237 --> 00:10:03,841 (screams, grunts) 184 00:10:03,874 --> 00:10:06,011 (screaming) 185 00:10:09,986 --> 00:10:12,725 ‐(gunshot) ‐No! 186 00:10:12,758 --> 00:10:14,729 No! 187 00:10:14,762 --> 00:10:17,200 I told you, dumb bitch. You're gonna die in here. 188 00:10:17,234 --> 00:10:19,672 What are you doing here? You died on the street! 189 00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:21,810 We've all come here from all over. 190 00:10:21,843 --> 00:10:23,780 ‐It's a special occasion. ‐What occasion? 191 00:10:23,814 --> 00:10:25,183 The day you die. 192 00:10:25,216 --> 00:10:27,120 (Addie chuckles) 193 00:10:28,289 --> 00:10:29,993 (screams) 194 00:10:30,026 --> 00:10:32,164 This isn't possible! 195 00:10:32,197 --> 00:10:33,700 None of you should be here! 196 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:35,838 Please, make this stop! 197 00:10:35,871 --> 00:10:37,675 (screams) 198 00:10:38,442 --> 00:10:39,813 (whimpering) 199 00:10:46,458 --> 00:10:48,931 DEEP VOICE: You were killed by Twisty. 200 00:10:48,964 --> 00:10:53,005 You are now trapped in the Murder House forever. 201 00:10:53,039 --> 00:10:56,145 These controls suck. It keeps glitching. 202 00:10:56,178 --> 00:10:58,115 I could have escaped, but it froze up again right when 203 00:10:58,149 --> 00:11:00,053 ‐I tried to run. ‐Okay. I mean, look, that's an easy fix. 204 00:11:00,086 --> 00:11:01,857 But what do you think in general? 205 00:11:01,890 --> 00:11:03,994 Come on, the graphics are amazing, aren't they? 206 00:11:04,027 --> 00:11:05,798 (sighs) Yeah. 207 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:06,967 But? 208 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,770 Don't take this the wrong way, 209 00:11:08,804 --> 00:11:11,676 but, like, have you even ever actually watched the show? 210 00:11:11,710 --> 00:11:13,747 Yes, I've watched the show. I'm not an obsessive fan 211 00:11:13,780 --> 00:11:15,885 like you, but... I've watched the show. 212 00:11:15,918 --> 00:11:18,055 Even casual fans of the show are gonna be pissed 213 00:11:18,089 --> 00:11:19,759 because Addie is a ghost there 214 00:11:19,792 --> 00:11:21,328 and there are other characters from other seasons 215 00:11:21,362 --> 00:11:23,032 who have no business being there. 216 00:11:23,065 --> 00:11:25,003 Second, I think you're missing the reason 217 00:11:25,036 --> 00:11:27,474 why fans keep wanting to go back to Murder House. 218 00:11:27,508 --> 00:11:29,311 It's not that they want to trap more people there. 219 00:11:29,344 --> 00:11:31,917 They want to feel the tension of whether or not 220 00:11:31,950 --> 00:11:33,954 the new people are gonna be able to escape or not. 221 00:11:33,987 --> 00:11:35,891 The thing that always trips people up in the house 222 00:11:35,925 --> 00:11:38,362 and leads them down that path to getting stuck there 223 00:11:38,396 --> 00:11:40,133 is that they don't deal with their human shit. 224 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:42,705 They're too selfish or greedy 225 00:11:42,738 --> 00:11:44,976 or mean or possessive or depressed, 226 00:11:45,009 --> 00:11:46,212 so they're forced to stay like that, 227 00:11:46,245 --> 00:11:47,782 frozen in the house forever. 228 00:11:47,815 --> 00:11:49,218 Okay, I hear you. 229 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:50,788 But it's scary. 230 00:11:50,821 --> 00:11:52,357 ‐(sighs) ‐Right? Isn't it enough 231 00:11:52,390 --> 00:11:55,230 if‐if it's in the same basic setting but it's scary? 232 00:11:55,263 --> 00:11:57,133 (sighs) I don't know. 233 00:11:57,167 --> 00:12:00,808 That's exactly what the people who made Jaws 2 thought. 234 00:12:00,841 --> 00:12:03,346 ‐(sighs) ‐Okay. Um... 235 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,153 I put everything into this. 236 00:12:07,187 --> 00:12:10,360 I quit my job to develop it. I mortgaged the house 237 00:12:10,393 --> 00:12:12,097 so that I could hire the programmers 238 00:12:12,130 --> 00:12:13,800 who have been working in our garage day and night. 239 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:17,040 I need this to work out for us. For our family. 240 00:12:17,073 --> 00:12:21,148 ‐I didn't ask you to do any of this. ‐I did this 241 00:12:21,181 --> 00:12:22,818 for you because I thought... 242 00:12:22,852 --> 00:12:25,791 I thought we could bond over your favorite show. 243 00:12:25,824 --> 00:12:27,862 You could've just watched it with me. 244 00:12:27,895 --> 00:12:31,035 I love you, Mom, but you don't really get the vibe of the show. 245 00:12:31,068 --> 00:12:33,974 Like... at all. 246 00:12:35,443 --> 00:12:38,517 You're saying I don't get you at all. 247 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,353 (scoffs) 248 00:12:40,386 --> 00:12:42,223 I'm trying. 249 00:12:43,192 --> 00:12:44,428 Wait, honey. Where are you going? 250 00:12:44,461 --> 00:12:47,233 I got HiHo burgers from Postmates. 251 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,237 Where you going? 252 00:12:49,271 --> 00:12:51,141 I'm gonna stay at Dad's tonight. 253 00:12:51,175 --> 00:12:54,314 Actually, I think I'm gonna stay there for a couple of weeks. 254 00:12:54,348 --> 00:12:56,051 Things have gotten 255 00:12:56,085 --> 00:12:58,857 so weird around here lately. 256 00:12:59,826 --> 00:13:02,865 ‐Rory. ‐(sighs) 257 00:13:06,906 --> 00:13:08,342 (sighs) 258 00:13:15,056 --> 00:13:16,458 ♪ ♪ 259 00:13:26,345 --> 00:13:27,414 DEEP VOICE: Garden shears. 260 00:13:47,087 --> 00:13:48,389 ♪ ♪ 261 00:13:58,142 --> 00:14:00,279 (panting) 262 00:14:19,986 --> 00:14:22,190 DEEP VOICE: There's no escape. 263 00:14:34,549 --> 00:14:36,586 (squealing) 264 00:14:54,321 --> 00:14:56,325 ♪ ♪ 265 00:15:05,309 --> 00:15:08,115 ♪ ♪ 266 00:15:17,066 --> 00:15:18,537 (door creaks) 267 00:15:21,341 --> 00:15:22,343 ‐(thud on TV) ‐(screams) 268 00:15:28,489 --> 00:15:31,228 ♪ ♪ 269 00:15:36,138 --> 00:15:38,375 TIM: Usually I wait until the end of the tour 270 00:15:38,409 --> 00:15:40,446 to give the bad news, but... 271 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:43,620 why bother delaying the inevitable? (clears throat) 272 00:15:43,653 --> 00:15:46,526 They found nine bodies in the house a year or so ago. 273 00:15:46,559 --> 00:15:48,530 MICHELLE: I know. 274 00:15:48,563 --> 00:15:51,603 And I know about the body of that girl Ruby McDaniel 275 00:15:51,636 --> 00:15:53,372 they found in the backyard a month later. 276 00:15:53,405 --> 00:15:56,478 (sighs) Oh, God. 277 00:15:56,513 --> 00:15:58,149 You're not one of those murder nerds 278 00:15:58,182 --> 00:16:00,286 who's just here to take Instagram selfies 279 00:16:00,319 --> 00:16:02,157 inside the house? Because I know. 280 00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:04,695 I know this is the shittiest listing in America, and I know 281 00:16:04,729 --> 00:16:07,233 that it says a lot about what the other agents at my office 282 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,004 think about me that I'm the one who's stuck with it, 283 00:16:09,037 --> 00:16:11,543 but I'm sorry. I take my job seriously. 284 00:16:11,576 --> 00:16:13,412 To me, every listing 285 00:16:13,445 --> 00:16:16,385 is‐is a little orphan child looking for a new family 286 00:16:16,418 --> 00:16:18,623 to adopt it. And, yes, this one has some baggage 287 00:16:18,657 --> 00:16:20,126 and some real issues, 288 00:16:20,159 --> 00:16:22,230 but it is no less deserving of love. 289 00:16:22,263 --> 00:16:24,134 ‐How much? ‐Seriously? 290 00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:25,369 It's an investment. 291 00:16:25,403 --> 00:16:28,309 Okay. Uh, well, you're in luck. 292 00:16:28,342 --> 00:16:31,315 The bank is basically willing to sell it for land value. 293 00:16:31,348 --> 00:16:32,585 How much is that? 294 00:16:32,618 --> 00:16:34,287 $600,000. 295 00:16:34,321 --> 00:16:36,726 But, unfortunately for them, 296 00:16:36,759 --> 00:16:38,329 no one's been willing to pay that, 297 00:16:38,362 --> 00:16:42,003 ‐so they are open to any offers. ‐$100,000. 298 00:16:46,044 --> 00:16:47,447 I need to make a call, 299 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:48,683 but I think you just bought yourself a house. 300 00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:51,288 As is, of course. 301 00:16:51,321 --> 00:16:52,658 This thing is harder to move 302 00:16:52,691 --> 00:16:55,329 ‐than a toxic waste dump. ‐(phone clicks, beeps) 303 00:16:55,363 --> 00:16:58,603 Jenny? Hi. Hi. Yeah, I think I found someone 304 00:16:58,637 --> 00:17:01,174 to adopt our little devil baby house. 305 00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:03,212 No contingencies. 306 00:17:03,245 --> 00:17:06,018 ♪ ♪ 307 00:17:10,126 --> 00:17:12,631 You're mine. 308 00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:16,706 I am going to make you reveal all your secrets to me. 309 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:32,370 (chuckles): Rory. Honey, you look so cute. 310 00:17:32,403 --> 00:17:34,642 ‐Look at you. ‐RORY: Mom. 311 00:17:34,675 --> 00:17:37,380 ‐What are you doing here? ‐Oh, um, I just brought you some extra clothes. 312 00:17:37,413 --> 00:17:39,251 I am gonna be going away for about a week or so. 313 00:17:39,284 --> 00:17:40,654 Where? 314 00:17:40,687 --> 00:17:42,658 I'm going to a Halloween horror convention. 315 00:17:42,691 --> 00:17:45,396 The writers of American Horror Story are doing a talk. 316 00:17:45,429 --> 00:17:47,200 I'm gonna ask them to tell me all about Murder House. 317 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,471 What it means, what the most important aspects are. 318 00:17:49,505 --> 00:17:50,774 Hey, I'm taking your advice. 319 00:17:50,807 --> 00:17:52,443 I'm trying to figure out the vibe. 320 00:17:52,477 --> 00:17:54,047 Right from the horse's mouth. 321 00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:57,320 ‐Steven. ‐Michelle. 322 00:17:58,623 --> 00:18:00,393 I'm sorry, I just overheard 323 00:18:00,426 --> 00:18:01,663 ‐what you were telling Rory. ‐Yeah, I'm sorry, too, 324 00:18:01,696 --> 00:18:02,731 'cause it's none of your business. 325 00:18:02,765 --> 00:18:04,200 Well, when you go broke 326 00:18:04,234 --> 00:18:06,138 and I have to pay for everything for Rory, 327 00:18:06,171 --> 00:18:07,407 it will be my business. 328 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:08,810 Rory, can you give your dad and I a moment? 329 00:18:08,843 --> 00:18:10,547 No. He should hear this. Michelle, 330 00:18:10,580 --> 00:18:12,250 you're in over your head. 331 00:18:12,283 --> 00:18:14,154 You're on one of your obsessive kicks again. 332 00:18:14,187 --> 00:18:16,158 You pull this shit, and you get blinders on, 333 00:18:16,191 --> 00:18:17,761 and you go, and you go, and you go 334 00:18:17,795 --> 00:18:19,297 ‐until you drive yourself straight off a cliff. ‐You know, 335 00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:20,834 I'm sorry that you've always felt the need 336 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,638 to dump on my dreams, but we're not married anymore, 337 00:18:22,671 --> 00:18:24,274 so I can do without your opinion. 338 00:18:24,307 --> 00:18:25,811 Thank you so much, Steven. 339 00:18:25,844 --> 00:18:28,282 If you could just look past that giant chip on your shoulder, 340 00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:31,154 it would be so clear to you that I'm just trying to help you. 341 00:18:31,188 --> 00:18:33,258 I was married to you, and I love you 342 00:18:33,292 --> 00:18:34,762 in spite of everything that happened, 343 00:18:34,795 --> 00:18:36,298 and I see you. 344 00:18:36,331 --> 00:18:38,503 And if you've got one fatal flaw, 345 00:18:38,536 --> 00:18:40,641 it's that you're so convinced 346 00:18:40,674 --> 00:18:42,176 that you've got something to prove 347 00:18:42,210 --> 00:18:44,247 that you will kill yourself to prove it. 348 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:46,184 And if I were a man, that would be called drive. 349 00:18:46,218 --> 00:18:48,188 Admirable ambition, even. 350 00:18:48,222 --> 00:18:49,625 Come on, Michelle. 351 00:18:50,627 --> 00:18:53,432 Can you give that to your father, sweetie? 352 00:18:55,336 --> 00:18:57,708 Give us a moment? 353 00:18:57,741 --> 00:19:00,814 This trip is gonna be the answer to all our worries. 354 00:19:00,847 --> 00:19:02,584 Dad's right, Mom. 355 00:19:02,618 --> 00:19:04,387 You don't have to prove anything to me. 356 00:19:04,421 --> 00:19:06,258 I think you're awesome. 357 00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:08,530 Thank you, my sweet boy. 358 00:19:08,563 --> 00:19:10,767 ‐I love you. ‐Love you, too. 359 00:19:11,736 --> 00:19:13,205 Okay. 360 00:19:13,238 --> 00:19:15,142 You have fun. 361 00:19:15,911 --> 00:19:18,148 (kids chattering) 362 00:19:27,868 --> 00:19:29,839 ♪ ♪ 363 00:19:34,982 --> 00:19:37,186 ‐(popping) ‐BOTH: You're gonna die in there. 364 00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:38,590 (boys laugh) 365 00:19:49,545 --> 00:19:50,714 MAYA: So, what's your guys's plan? 366 00:19:50,747 --> 00:19:52,216 I'm going to the club. 367 00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:53,520 Desperate for some dick 368 00:19:53,553 --> 00:19:54,722 that hasn't been dead for a decade. 369 00:19:54,755 --> 00:19:56,224 (chuckles) Same. 370 00:19:56,258 --> 00:19:57,661 NICOLE: I'm going to see my brother. 371 00:19:57,694 --> 00:19:59,497 I'm just gonna go look at the ocean. 372 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,234 Think I'm starting to get depressed about being dead. 373 00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:02,871 MAYA: I wouldn't go in there if I were you. 374 00:20:02,905 --> 00:20:04,709 It's already crowded as fuck. 375 00:20:04,742 --> 00:20:06,713 (women chuckle) 376 00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:12,891 ‐Can I help you? ‐(chuckles): Hi. 377 00:20:12,925 --> 00:20:15,362 Do you guys just dress up in time for Halloween? 378 00:20:15,396 --> 00:20:16,799 Are you superfans? 379 00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:19,538 ‐Superfans of what? ‐SCARLETT: Come on, babe! 380 00:20:19,572 --> 00:20:20,941 Time's a‐wasting. 381 00:20:20,974 --> 00:20:22,778 Come in for a little bit first. 382 00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,584 (Ruby and Scarlett chuckling) 383 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,238 Oh, um... Hello? 384 00:20:36,271 --> 00:20:38,743 Wait. 385 00:20:38,777 --> 00:20:40,747 Hello? 386 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,651 (echoes): 387 00:20:42,684 --> 00:20:44,688 Hello? 388 00:20:44,722 --> 00:20:46,425 Anyone? 389 00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:47,694 (creaking) 390 00:20:47,728 --> 00:20:49,932 Hello? I'm Michelle. 391 00:20:49,965 --> 00:20:52,370 The new owner. 392 00:20:52,403 --> 00:20:53,840 Hello? 393 00:20:53,873 --> 00:20:55,944 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 394 00:20:55,977 --> 00:20:58,716 Hello? Hello? I assume if you're here 395 00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:00,453 that you're superfans. 396 00:21:00,486 --> 00:21:02,290 I know you can hear me. 397 00:21:02,323 --> 00:21:04,060 Love to chat with you about the show. 398 00:21:04,093 --> 00:21:05,831 Hello? 399 00:21:05,864 --> 00:21:08,435 I'm making a game based on the Murder House. 400 00:21:08,469 --> 00:21:10,306 I know you're here. 401 00:21:10,339 --> 00:21:12,978 I'm just trying to understand the vibe. Please? 402 00:21:13,011 --> 00:21:16,552 Whatever that means. (chuckles) 403 00:21:17,554 --> 00:21:19,424 Hello? 404 00:21:22,430 --> 00:21:24,434 Anyone? 405 00:21:27,039 --> 00:21:28,843 Hello? 406 00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:41,736 ♪ ♪ 407 00:21:44,508 --> 00:21:46,679 (both chuckle softly) 408 00:21:46,712 --> 00:21:49,017 If you could escape this house‐‐ 409 00:21:49,050 --> 00:21:52,691 not out in the world but, like, in a... 410 00:21:52,724 --> 00:21:54,829 put your soul to rest kind of way‐‐ 411 00:21:54,862 --> 00:21:56,364 would you do it? 412 00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:59,037 Maybe a few years ago before I met you. 413 00:21:59,070 --> 00:22:02,744 I don't mind going on forever as long as forever includes you. 414 00:22:02,778 --> 00:22:03,913 (Scarlett chuckles softly) 415 00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:06,853 ‐Would you want that? ‐No. 416 00:22:06,886 --> 00:22:09,925 Not even if it meant freedom and relief for your dads? 417 00:22:09,959 --> 00:22:11,061 Fuck my dads. 418 00:22:11,094 --> 00:22:12,731 Fuck every ghost in here. 419 00:22:12,764 --> 00:22:14,635 ‐(chuckles) ‐Fuck anyone and everyone 420 00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:16,404 who isn't you or me. 421 00:22:18,943 --> 00:22:21,616 God, life is rough out in the world of living. 422 00:22:21,649 --> 00:22:24,722 I don't need money, but I took a shit job at Erewhon 423 00:22:24,755 --> 00:22:26,391 just to have something to do with my days 424 00:22:26,424 --> 00:22:28,128 ‐besides watch Family Feud. ‐(chuckles) 425 00:22:28,161 --> 00:22:30,634 My life is basically just waiting 426 00:22:30,667 --> 00:22:32,905 for Halloween to roll around every year. 427 00:22:32,938 --> 00:22:35,409 If I didn't have you to look forward to, 428 00:22:35,442 --> 00:22:36,913 I wouldn't want to be alive at all. 429 00:22:36,946 --> 00:22:39,652 I won't let anything get in the way of our time together. 430 00:22:39,685 --> 00:22:41,923 Even though you're gonna stay young and hot and I'm gonna get 431 00:22:41,956 --> 00:22:44,093 ‐old and wrinkly? ‐Oh, bring on the gray pubes. 432 00:22:44,127 --> 00:22:45,964 (both chuckle) 433 00:22:45,997 --> 00:22:48,703 ‐I love you. ‐I love you. 434 00:22:49,772 --> 00:22:51,676 Let's go cause some trouble. 435 00:22:51,709 --> 00:22:53,713 (both chuckle) 436 00:22:57,420 --> 00:22:59,457 ♪ ♪ 437 00:23:07,139 --> 00:23:09,377 Hello? 438 00:23:21,034 --> 00:23:22,971 Hello? 439 00:23:23,005 --> 00:23:25,042 (man crying) 440 00:23:29,885 --> 00:23:31,923 (crying continues) 441 00:23:35,697 --> 00:23:37,066 Hello? 442 00:23:37,099 --> 00:23:39,103 (panting) 443 00:23:42,043 --> 00:23:44,113 Sorry. 444 00:23:45,617 --> 00:23:48,088 I usually only cry like this after I masturbate. 445 00:23:48,121 --> 00:23:49,457 Pardon? 446 00:23:49,490 --> 00:23:50,860 Nothing. 447 00:23:50,894 --> 00:23:53,165 (exhales) 448 00:23:53,198 --> 00:23:55,469 Aren't you that lady I saw talking to the Realtor 449 00:23:55,503 --> 00:23:56,939 the other day? 450 00:23:56,973 --> 00:23:59,010 You didn't actually buy this place, did you? 451 00:23:59,043 --> 00:24:00,880 (chuckles softly) No. Um... 452 00:24:00,914 --> 00:24:02,985 I just needed to find a way to get in. 453 00:24:03,018 --> 00:24:04,487 Deal's never gonna close. 454 00:24:04,521 --> 00:24:06,892 Um, I don't actually have the money. 455 00:24:06,926 --> 00:24:08,863 I'm making a video game, 456 00:24:08,896 --> 00:24:11,569 and I am creatively stuck, and this is 457 00:24:11,602 --> 00:24:15,009 my last effort at getting some sort of inspiration. 458 00:24:15,042 --> 00:24:17,113 I actually don't know what else to fucking do. 459 00:24:17,146 --> 00:24:19,117 Is it violent? 460 00:24:19,150 --> 00:24:20,854 Because I've always counseled parents 461 00:24:20,887 --> 00:24:23,526 that violent video games are terrible for children. 462 00:24:23,559 --> 00:24:24,928 Wait a minute. 463 00:24:24,962 --> 00:24:27,701 (chuckles) Aren't you, um...? 464 00:24:28,936 --> 00:24:30,640 What are you doing here? 465 00:24:30,674 --> 00:24:32,611 Paying for my sins. 466 00:24:32,644 --> 00:24:35,583 Just like everyone else in this godforsaken place. 467 00:24:35,617 --> 00:24:37,053 You know what's a bad combination 468 00:24:37,086 --> 00:24:39,057 for eternal happiness? 469 00:24:39,090 --> 00:24:41,729 Your wife, your forever teenaged daughter, 470 00:24:41,762 --> 00:24:43,031 her boyfriend, a newborn 471 00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:45,637 and your former mistress all trapped 472 00:24:45,670 --> 00:24:46,806 in the same house together. 473 00:24:46,839 --> 00:24:48,910 (both chuckle) 474 00:24:48,943 --> 00:24:51,882 Okay, this has got to be some kind of joke, right? 475 00:24:51,916 --> 00:24:53,185 I mean, what do you do? Do you just 476 00:24:53,218 --> 00:24:54,788 come in here and fuck with people 477 00:24:54,822 --> 00:24:57,561 on Halloween night who sneak in? Right? 478 00:24:57,594 --> 00:25:00,567 It's the farthest thing from a joke. 479 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:01,936 I'm in hell. 480 00:25:02,904 --> 00:25:04,541 And don't start telling me it's all my fault 481 00:25:04,575 --> 00:25:06,746 like that other therapist in here. 482 00:25:06,779 --> 00:25:09,150 I didn't want to cheat on my wife. 483 00:25:09,183 --> 00:25:11,889 I resisted for years 484 00:25:11,922 --> 00:25:13,626 in this house. 485 00:25:13,659 --> 00:25:17,701 But Hayden is really persistent, 486 00:25:17,734 --> 00:25:20,540 and Vivien can be so judgy and sullen 487 00:25:20,573 --> 00:25:22,711 ‐sometimes. ‐So, you're blaming the women in your life 488 00:25:22,744 --> 00:25:24,648 for you being a cheater? Okay. 489 00:25:24,681 --> 00:25:28,589 Um, you can never actually find forgiveness 490 00:25:28,623 --> 00:25:31,829 if you don't take responsibility for your own actions. 491 00:25:31,862 --> 00:25:34,802 I'm just saying life is complicated. 492 00:25:34,835 --> 00:25:37,306 And so is death, apparently. 493 00:25:37,339 --> 00:25:39,578 The problem was 494 00:25:39,611 --> 00:25:42,684 I always thought I could have it all. 495 00:25:42,718 --> 00:25:45,122 A wife and a mistress. 496 00:25:45,155 --> 00:25:49,130 A family and a life outside my house. 497 00:25:49,163 --> 00:25:51,736 So I ended up here 498 00:25:51,769 --> 00:25:53,673 with nothing. 499 00:25:54,641 --> 00:25:56,144 Judging by that look on your face, 500 00:25:56,177 --> 00:25:59,016 my professional opinion is that you were cheated on. 501 00:25:59,050 --> 00:26:01,221 ‐You look triggered. ‐No. Uh... 502 00:26:01,254 --> 00:26:04,260 (chuckles) Actually, uh, Steven was faithful. 503 00:26:04,293 --> 00:26:07,868 I'm judging you just because, I don't know, I can. 504 00:26:07,901 --> 00:26:09,872 (clears throat) The trouble in my marriage was me, 505 00:26:09,905 --> 00:26:11,575 if I want to be honest. 506 00:26:11,609 --> 00:26:13,278 Okay? I like to want things, 507 00:26:13,311 --> 00:26:15,249 and then I get obsessed about getting them. 508 00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:17,353 It's compelling in a courtship. 509 00:26:17,386 --> 00:26:19,625 Everybody wants to feel like they're wanted. 510 00:26:19,658 --> 00:26:22,764 ‐Hmm. ‐I'm just not so great once I actually get it 511 00:26:22,798 --> 00:26:25,102 'cause, um, over time, I... 512 00:26:25,135 --> 00:26:27,306 (inhales, clears throat) 513 00:26:27,339 --> 00:26:29,778 I get bored. 514 00:26:29,812 --> 00:26:32,884 And then I can be quite hurtful. 515 00:26:32,918 --> 00:26:36,725 You like being hungry more than being fed. 516 00:26:37,694 --> 00:26:38,796 Yes. 517 00:26:38,830 --> 00:26:40,332 Yes, yes, yes. 518 00:26:40,365 --> 00:26:42,169 Okay, so, here's... 519 00:26:42,203 --> 00:26:45,175 What I'm really hungering for now is an understanding. 520 00:26:45,209 --> 00:26:48,649 Tell me... Tell me what this place is like. I mean, 521 00:26:48,683 --> 00:26:51,321 I want to know what it truly feels like to be here 522 00:26:51,354 --> 00:26:54,327 and to feel the‐the longing and the‐the fear, 523 00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:56,197 ‐the fun. ‐Fun? 524 00:26:56,231 --> 00:26:58,636 Is it fun when the record 525 00:26:58,669 --> 00:27:01,675 you're listening to skips over and over? 526 00:27:01,709 --> 00:27:04,648 Is it fun being on a merry‐go‐round for decades? 527 00:27:04,681 --> 00:27:06,017 ‐No. ‐(chuckles) 528 00:27:06,050 --> 00:27:08,923 Uh, I'm... I'm designing a video game. 529 00:27:08,956 --> 00:27:10,693 And for it to work, it's got to be fun. 530 00:27:10,727 --> 00:27:12,363 It's got to have purpose. 531 00:27:12,396 --> 00:27:14,333 You know, there's got to be a point so that the player's 532 00:27:14,367 --> 00:27:17,139 ‐gonna want to continue playing. ‐There is no purpose here. 533 00:27:17,173 --> 00:27:20,045 There is no point in here. 534 00:27:20,078 --> 00:27:24,688 It's just endless dull with no escape. 535 00:27:24,721 --> 00:27:26,224 We're not in hell. It's an old house 536 00:27:26,257 --> 00:27:28,061 in a neighborhood in L. A. 537 00:27:28,094 --> 00:27:30,165 You know, it's surrounded by perfectly normal houses. 538 00:27:30,199 --> 00:27:32,069 There's got to be a point, right? 539 00:27:32,102 --> 00:27:33,840 I mean, maybe there's even a way to escape. 540 00:27:33,873 --> 00:27:36,244 It's just nobody's figured out how yet. 541 00:27:36,277 --> 00:27:39,250 You know, my son says that, uh, the people who are trapped here 542 00:27:39,283 --> 00:27:41,722 are probably stuck because they never resolved their issues 543 00:27:41,755 --> 00:27:44,995 when they were alive, so their damage becomes their destiny. 544 00:27:45,028 --> 00:27:49,103 Maybe the point is that you have to learn and grow, 545 00:27:49,136 --> 00:27:51,709 and only then can you escape. 546 00:27:51,742 --> 00:27:54,681 So you think if I have intense therapy sessions 547 00:27:54,715 --> 00:27:56,117 with each of the ghosts, 548 00:27:56,150 --> 00:27:57,253 they'll have some kind of Ordinary People, 549 00:27:57,286 --> 00:27:58,856 Prince of Tides breakthrough 550 00:27:58,890 --> 00:28:00,192 and find spiritual peace? 551 00:28:00,225 --> 00:28:02,229 (laughing) 552 00:28:03,298 --> 00:28:05,135 Sorry. 553 00:28:05,168 --> 00:28:08,008 Not gonna happen. I tried that with Tate 554 00:28:08,041 --> 00:28:09,277 after I got stuck here, 555 00:28:09,310 --> 00:28:11,247 and he's just as bananas as he's always been. 556 00:28:12,316 --> 00:28:15,122 Okay. Um... 557 00:28:15,155 --> 00:28:16,424 Well... 558 00:28:16,457 --> 00:28:17,994 Um, can I speak to somebody 559 00:28:18,028 --> 00:28:19,865 who's maybe not so lost and hopeless? 560 00:28:19,898 --> 00:28:22,002 Then you've come to the wrong house. 561 00:28:23,438 --> 00:28:25,108 Okay. 562 00:28:25,142 --> 00:28:26,845 Um... 563 00:28:29,518 --> 00:28:31,421 SCARLETT: Can we help you? 564 00:28:31,454 --> 00:28:32,891 (exhales) 565 00:28:32,924 --> 00:28:34,293 Um, yes. 566 00:28:34,327 --> 00:28:36,364 I'm trying to understand the vibe of this place, 567 00:28:36,397 --> 00:28:38,435 but all I'm really getting is that everybody 568 00:28:38,468 --> 00:28:41,875 associated with it is just... really crazy. 569 00:28:42,911 --> 00:28:45,382 I'm just gonna make a video game about True Blood or... 570 00:28:45,415 --> 00:28:48,255 ‐something normal. ‐You want to get the vibe? 571 00:28:48,288 --> 00:28:51,160 Here's what you need to understand about this place. 572 00:28:51,194 --> 00:28:54,200 Yes, there are a few spirits who want out, 573 00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:56,906 but there are others here who have no interest in growth, 574 00:28:56,939 --> 00:28:59,377 who embrace how fucked‐up we all are. 575 00:28:59,410 --> 00:29:01,849 Now, the only thing that we love more 576 00:29:01,882 --> 00:29:03,753 than being stuck in our own misery 577 00:29:03,786 --> 00:29:05,188 is being stuck here 578 00:29:05,222 --> 00:29:07,426 with the suckers who are even more miserable. 579 00:29:07,459 --> 00:29:10,332 The repetition is the point. 580 00:29:10,365 --> 00:29:13,338 The endless nothing filled with pain 581 00:29:13,371 --> 00:29:14,908 is the purpose. 582 00:29:14,942 --> 00:29:16,812 The only thing that we need 583 00:29:16,845 --> 00:29:18,816 is more souls to feed the suffering. 584 00:29:18,849 --> 00:29:20,385 (snarling) 585 00:29:23,191 --> 00:29:24,293 Shit. 586 00:29:24,327 --> 00:29:25,362 ‐What? ‐As your therapist, 587 00:29:25,395 --> 00:29:26,899 my professional opinion is 588 00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:28,836 ‐that you should run like hell. ‐What? 589 00:29:30,238 --> 00:29:32,042 Uh... 590 00:29:32,076 --> 00:29:34,180 (grunts, panting) 591 00:29:34,213 --> 00:29:36,552 ‐(whimpering) ‐You really don't understand this place at all. 592 00:29:36,585 --> 00:29:39,423 Leave now or you're gonna be forced to understand forever. 593 00:29:39,457 --> 00:29:40,960 (screams) 594 00:29:40,994 --> 00:29:42,797 ‐RUBY: It's your turn. ‐(screams) 595 00:29:42,831 --> 00:29:44,233 Dead again. 596 00:29:44,266 --> 00:29:46,304 (screams) 597 00:29:48,008 --> 00:29:50,212 (gasping) 598 00:30:06,979 --> 00:30:08,916 (kids chattering) 599 00:30:13,091 --> 00:30:15,530 WOMAN: Say "trick or treat." 600 00:30:15,563 --> 00:30:17,032 MICHELLE: Hi, baby. 601 00:30:20,439 --> 00:30:22,877 (chuckles) 602 00:30:22,911 --> 00:30:24,380 Oh. 603 00:30:24,413 --> 00:30:26,117 No. 604 00:30:27,554 --> 00:30:29,991 Please don't do that. We have one night together. 605 00:30:30,025 --> 00:30:32,162 It took a week for them to find your body. 606 00:30:32,196 --> 00:30:34,166 We didn't even know you were missing for three days 607 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,837 because you lied 608 00:30:35,870 --> 00:30:37,507 and said you were going to a horror convention. 609 00:30:37,540 --> 00:30:40,078 ‐I'm sorry. I didn't want you to worry. ‐Bullshit. 610 00:30:40,112 --> 00:30:41,414 You didn't want me to try and stop you. 611 00:30:41,447 --> 00:30:43,151 It wasn't until we started getting calls 612 00:30:43,184 --> 00:30:45,288 that we found out you tried to buy a house. 613 00:30:45,322 --> 00:30:48,094 As soon as I heard that, I knew where you were. 614 00:30:48,128 --> 00:30:49,397 That I was never gonna see you again. 615 00:30:49,430 --> 00:30:51,267 That your stupid fucking obsession 616 00:30:51,300 --> 00:30:53,004 ‐got you killed. ‐Listen to me. Hey. 617 00:30:53,038 --> 00:30:55,175 I just wanted to build something special for us. 618 00:30:55,208 --> 00:30:56,377 I just wanted to make you proud. 619 00:30:56,411 --> 00:30:58,916 By making a video game? 620 00:30:58,949 --> 00:31:01,054 You know what you could have done to impress me? 621 00:31:01,087 --> 00:31:02,991 If you had went to a fucking shrink 622 00:31:03,024 --> 00:31:04,460 and dealt with your shit. 623 00:31:04,493 --> 00:31:07,466 If you had shown me that people can change. 624 00:31:07,499 --> 00:31:10,005 I would've been more proud if you quit making the fucking game 625 00:31:10,038 --> 00:31:12,309 once you realized that you couldn't do it, 626 00:31:12,342 --> 00:31:14,648 rather than getting yourself fucking killed 627 00:31:14,681 --> 00:31:17,186 because you‐you get so trapped by your obsessions. 628 00:31:17,219 --> 00:31:19,190 Hey. It's too late for that. 629 00:31:19,223 --> 00:31:20,325 It's too late for that. Look, I'm... 630 00:31:20,358 --> 00:31:22,329 I'm stuck as I am, okay? I'm stuck 631 00:31:22,362 --> 00:31:23,999 in that place. 632 00:31:24,033 --> 00:31:25,402 There's no escaping the Murder House. 633 00:31:25,435 --> 00:31:27,439 I think there is. 634 00:31:28,642 --> 00:31:30,580 ‐How? ‐Fire. 635 00:31:30,613 --> 00:31:33,485 Fire purifies everything. You need to burn, 636 00:31:33,519 --> 00:31:35,055 burn that motherfucker to the ground. 637 00:31:35,088 --> 00:31:37,092 And I'm more than happy to do the job. 638 00:31:37,126 --> 00:31:38,495 Listen to me. If you do that, 639 00:31:38,529 --> 00:31:39,931 if it works, 640 00:31:39,965 --> 00:31:41,100 I'm gone. 641 00:31:41,134 --> 00:31:42,937 I... 642 00:31:42,971 --> 00:31:45,275 (crying): I don't see you ever again. Okay? 643 00:31:45,308 --> 00:31:48,014 You were gone from me a long time ago. 644 00:31:48,047 --> 00:31:49,450 Besides, it's time 645 00:31:49,483 --> 00:31:51,622 for all of the misery of that house to end. 646 00:31:51,655 --> 00:31:53,491 I never want to see or hear 647 00:31:53,526 --> 00:31:56,097 ‐one more thing about Murder House again. ‐Okay. 648 00:31:56,130 --> 00:31:57,634 But, look, there's good people in there. 649 00:31:57,667 --> 00:31:59,470 They're trying to live their productive lives, 650 00:31:59,504 --> 00:32:00,640 whatever that means. 651 00:32:00,673 --> 00:32:02,476 Just promise me 652 00:32:02,510 --> 00:32:06,050 you're not gonna do anything to that house, okay? 653 00:32:06,083 --> 00:32:07,587 Promise me. 654 00:32:08,689 --> 00:32:10,225 Fine. 655 00:32:10,258 --> 00:32:12,496 ‐Hey. Hey. ‐What? 656 00:32:12,530 --> 00:32:15,001 Why aren't you dressed up? (chuckles) 657 00:32:15,035 --> 00:32:16,672 I don't like Halloween anymore. 658 00:32:25,355 --> 00:32:27,359 ♪ ♪ 659 00:32:50,038 --> 00:32:52,109 ♪ ♪ 660 00:33:12,416 --> 00:33:14,153 You guys coming inside? 661 00:33:14,186 --> 00:33:16,725 ‐We like to do it our own way. ‐Hey. 662 00:33:16,758 --> 00:33:18,294 Sorry about trapping you in there. 663 00:33:19,296 --> 00:33:22,302 You held the knife, but I did it to myself, really. 664 00:33:26,310 --> 00:33:28,281 Ten seconds to sunrise. 665 00:33:28,314 --> 00:33:30,352 ♪ ♪ 666 00:34:00,212 --> 00:34:02,182 ♪ ♪ 667 00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:32,075 (dog barking in distance) 668 00:34:32,109 --> 00:34:35,215 (liquid sloshing) 669 00:34:38,522 --> 00:34:41,327 ‐The fuck is this? ‐Oh, no. 670 00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,866 ‐RUBY: You know him? ‐MICHELLE: He's my son. 671 00:34:43,899 --> 00:34:45,402 He's trying to burn the house down. 672 00:34:45,435 --> 00:34:47,607 Thinks it's gonna free all the spirits. 673 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:48,676 Will it? 674 00:34:48,709 --> 00:34:50,546 God, I hope so. 675 00:34:50,579 --> 00:34:52,382 Well, what about those of us who don't want to be free? 676 00:34:53,451 --> 00:34:55,255 I do not need this shit today. 677 00:34:57,860 --> 00:35:00,700 MICHELLE: Rory. 678 00:35:00,733 --> 00:35:02,837 I think you and your son should really consider 679 00:35:02,870 --> 00:35:04,741 some family therapy. Now, I know that you've already met 680 00:35:04,774 --> 00:35:06,645 with Ben Harmon, but I can assure you 681 00:35:06,678 --> 00:35:08,281 ‐you'll see much better results with me. ‐Move. 682 00:35:08,314 --> 00:35:09,551 Quite frankly, he's just not that good. 683 00:35:09,584 --> 00:35:10,886 (chuckles) 684 00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:12,890 I'm available anytime. 685 00:35:12,924 --> 00:35:15,128 ♪ ♪ 686 00:35:17,734 --> 00:35:19,571 RUBY: I'm gonna gut him but make sure he bleeds out slowly enough 687 00:35:19,604 --> 00:35:21,842 to throw him off the property. The last thing we need is 688 00:35:21,875 --> 00:35:24,146 another troublemaker in here. ‐GLADYS: No! 689 00:35:24,179 --> 00:35:26,551 (Gladys grunts) 690 00:35:29,189 --> 00:35:30,593 Sorry, Ruby. 691 00:35:30,626 --> 00:35:33,197 What you and Scarlett had was so lovely, 692 00:35:33,231 --> 00:35:34,934 but it's time for us to go now. 693 00:35:34,968 --> 00:35:36,470 (grunting) 694 00:35:39,711 --> 00:35:41,682 We can't take it anymore. 695 00:35:41,715 --> 00:35:44,286 ‐I just need it to be over. ‐RUBY: You stupid bitches. 696 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:45,923 Don't you understand what that means? 697 00:35:45,956 --> 00:35:47,860 It means we become nothing! 698 00:35:47,894 --> 00:35:50,733 Nothing is better than this for all eternity. 699 00:35:50,766 --> 00:35:52,302 (Ruby grunts) 700 00:35:54,708 --> 00:35:55,843 Attaboy. 701 00:35:55,876 --> 00:35:58,314 Burn, baby, burn. 702 00:35:58,348 --> 00:36:00,820 ‐MAYA: Dr. Harmon. ‐(Ruby gasping) 703 00:36:04,894 --> 00:36:07,767 And the record kept skipping 704 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:10,840 over and over... 705 00:36:12,309 --> 00:36:14,380 ...and over. 706 00:36:16,384 --> 00:36:18,187 (coughing) 707 00:36:18,221 --> 00:36:19,691 Sorry. Not sorry. 708 00:36:22,663 --> 00:36:25,201 (lighter flicks) 709 00:36:25,235 --> 00:36:28,341 (Ruby gasping, coughing) 710 00:36:35,923 --> 00:36:38,862 Yeah, can I get a breakfast burrito, a fresh orange juice, 711 00:36:38,896 --> 00:36:41,601 ‐oh, and an apple pie? ‐(phone chimes) 712 00:36:45,676 --> 00:36:46,878 (tires screech) 713 00:36:48,916 --> 00:36:50,820 (tires squealing) 714 00:36:51,788 --> 00:36:54,393 Are you sure this is what you want? 715 00:36:54,426 --> 00:36:55,495 Yes. 716 00:36:57,633 --> 00:37:00,639 Guess you figured out a way to end the video game. 717 00:37:00,673 --> 00:37:02,643 It'll be a best seller. 718 00:37:02,677 --> 00:37:03,912 I'm sure of it. 719 00:37:05,916 --> 00:37:07,954 (Rory sighs) 720 00:37:07,987 --> 00:37:09,657 Goodbye, Mom. 721 00:37:10,726 --> 00:37:12,530 (crying): Bye, my sweet boy. 722 00:37:12,563 --> 00:37:14,266 ‐(screams) ‐Mom! 723 00:37:14,299 --> 00:37:15,970 MICHELLE: No! Do it! Light it up! 724 00:37:16,003 --> 00:37:18,542 Do it, baby, do it! 725 00:37:18,575 --> 00:37:20,780 ‐(grunts) ‐(Michelle screams) 726 00:37:30,599 --> 00:37:32,703 (Ruby grunts) 727 00:37:32,737 --> 00:37:35,408 No! No! No! 728 00:37:36,477 --> 00:37:37,980 ‐No! ‐No! 729 00:37:38,014 --> 00:37:39,884 (panting) Please. 730 00:37:40,953 --> 00:37:42,657 ‐(crying): No! ‐(whispers): Do it. 731 00:37:43,592 --> 00:37:45,830 Do it! 732 00:37:51,708 --> 00:37:53,444 (grunting) 733 00:37:57,319 --> 00:37:59,858 ♪ ♪ 734 00:37:59,891 --> 00:38:01,427 Ruby! 735 00:38:03,498 --> 00:38:04,968 RUBY (crying): Scarlett. 736 00:38:07,773 --> 00:38:09,476 Die with me! 737 00:38:09,511 --> 00:38:11,882 (crying) 738 00:38:11,915 --> 00:38:13,952 ♪ ♪ 739 00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,692 (mouths) 740 00:38:56,070 --> 00:38:58,642 MAN: Well, the ghosts weren't the problem. 741 00:38:58,675 --> 00:39:00,579 It was the damn TV show fans 742 00:39:00,613 --> 00:39:02,917 that kept coming here at all hours to take selfies. 743 00:39:02,950 --> 00:39:04,521 Hey, assholes, 744 00:39:04,554 --> 00:39:05,756 it's just a house. 745 00:39:05,789 --> 00:39:07,492 NEWSWOMAN: The fire is out 746 00:39:07,527 --> 00:39:08,929 except for some smoldering remnants. 747 00:39:08,962 --> 00:39:10,666 And just like that, 748 00:39:10,699 --> 00:39:13,906 one of the most notorious houses in all of Los Angeles‐‐ 749 00:39:13,939 --> 00:39:17,112 maybe the world‐‐ is finally gone for good. 750 00:39:26,196 --> 00:39:28,401 ♪ ♪ 751 00:39:45,569 --> 00:39:47,673 (buttons beeping) 752 00:39:47,707 --> 00:39:49,544 (lock buzzes) 753 00:39:54,086 --> 00:39:56,958 ‐You must be Scarlett. ‐Yes. Hi. 754 00:39:56,992 --> 00:39:59,429 Let me show you the unit. 755 00:40:00,966 --> 00:40:02,937 As you can see, the developers 756 00:40:02,970 --> 00:40:04,841 spared no expense. 757 00:40:04,874 --> 00:40:07,713 Everything in this unit is state‐of‐the‐art, 758 00:40:07,747 --> 00:40:10,418 and these are divine. 759 00:40:10,451 --> 00:40:12,422 ‐The architect went... ‐Tim. 760 00:40:12,455 --> 00:40:14,827 Can we have an honest relationship? 761 00:40:14,861 --> 00:40:16,798 (chuckles): Yeah, okay. 762 00:40:16,831 --> 00:40:18,100 Do you tell people 763 00:40:18,134 --> 00:40:20,873 who are looking at these new condo units 764 00:40:20,906 --> 00:40:22,843 that these grounds are hallowed? 765 00:40:22,877 --> 00:40:24,547 Hallowed? 766 00:40:24,580 --> 00:40:26,483 Well, dozens of people died here. 767 00:40:26,518 --> 00:40:28,220 People who mattered. 768 00:40:28,254 --> 00:40:29,691 Until the fire. 769 00:40:29,724 --> 00:40:31,493 Do you tell potential buyers 770 00:40:31,528 --> 00:40:34,734 that this building of condominiums 771 00:40:34,767 --> 00:40:36,838 used to be the Murder House? 772 00:40:36,871 --> 00:40:38,842 (chuckles softly) 773 00:40:38,875 --> 00:40:41,213 Actually, no. 774 00:40:41,246 --> 00:40:42,617 No, I don't. 775 00:40:42,650 --> 00:40:44,854 ‐Why not? ‐Well, to be honest‐‐ 776 00:40:44,887 --> 00:40:47,158 since that's what we're aiming for‐‐ 777 00:40:47,192 --> 00:40:48,629 at first, 778 00:40:48,662 --> 00:40:50,098 I was torn. 779 00:40:50,131 --> 00:40:52,002 I sold the first five units, and I said nothing 780 00:40:52,035 --> 00:40:54,974 about that place that used to be here. 781 00:40:55,008 --> 00:40:58,615 But people have been living in this new building now 782 00:40:58,649 --> 00:41:01,621 for over six months, and I check in on my customers. 783 00:41:01,655 --> 00:41:03,057 No one has been harmed. 784 00:41:03,090 --> 00:41:05,763 There have been no apparition sightings. 785 00:41:07,767 --> 00:41:09,504 I believe 786 00:41:09,537 --> 00:41:12,977 that the fire purified whatever occult forces 787 00:41:13,010 --> 00:41:15,649 were contained within those walls. 788 00:41:15,683 --> 00:41:18,154 And I also believe that those spirits 789 00:41:18,187 --> 00:41:20,659 or whatever you want to call them 790 00:41:20,693 --> 00:41:22,095 are finally free. 791 00:41:26,971 --> 00:41:30,178 And this is the last unit, correct? 792 00:41:30,211 --> 00:41:31,280 Yeah. 793 00:41:31,313 --> 00:41:33,017 I'll take it. 794 00:41:33,050 --> 00:41:35,188 All cash. 795 00:41:35,221 --> 00:41:36,891 You'll pay $1 million 796 00:41:36,925 --> 00:41:38,695 all cash? 797 00:41:38,729 --> 00:41:40,298 A young woman your age? 798 00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:43,872 I'm sorry, may I ask how you got that kind of money? 799 00:41:43,905 --> 00:41:46,811 I utilized my greatest life skill 800 00:41:46,845 --> 00:41:48,815 and became a hired assassin. 801 00:41:48,849 --> 00:41:50,686 I'm semiretired now. 802 00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:52,890 Maybe I'll go back to it one day. Who knows? 803 00:41:52,923 --> 00:41:54,961 But it was lucrative 804 00:41:54,994 --> 00:41:58,200 and fun killing bad people. 805 00:41:58,234 --> 00:42:00,672 (chuckles nervously) 806 00:42:00,706 --> 00:42:02,242 Don't look so shocked, Tim. I told you 807 00:42:02,275 --> 00:42:05,749 ‐I wanted an honest relationship. ‐(chuckles) 808 00:42:08,254 --> 00:42:09,991 Okay, Scarlett. 809 00:42:10,024 --> 00:42:13,665 I'll draw up the papers. This unit is officially yours. 810 00:42:20,144 --> 00:42:23,819 ("Ghost" by Noah Cyrus playing) 811 00:42:24,887 --> 00:42:28,127 ♪ Why don't we take a walk? ♪ 812 00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:32,703 ♪ Everybody knows a hand to hold is all we need ♪ 813 00:42:34,106 --> 00:42:36,978 ♪ Quiet, let's not even talk ♪ 814 00:42:37,011 --> 00:42:39,149 ♪ Every word I say to you ♪ 815 00:42:39,182 --> 00:42:42,590 ♪ You only just repeat ♪ 816 00:42:42,623 --> 00:42:45,763 ♪ And when you're looking in the mirror ♪ 817 00:42:45,796 --> 00:42:51,106 ♪ Demons may be closer than they may appear ♪ 818 00:42:51,140 --> 00:42:55,281 ♪ You can either cry and sit and stare ♪ 819 00:42:55,314 --> 00:42:57,887 ♪ Or try to run away ♪ 820 00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:59,991 ♪ I'm trying to run away ♪ 821 00:43:00,024 --> 00:43:04,934 ♪ I'm staring at a ghost ♪ 822 00:43:09,209 --> 00:43:14,152 ♪ I'm staring at a ghost ♪ 823 00:43:24,306 --> 00:43:27,613 ♪ And when you're looking in the mirror ♪ 824 00:43:27,646 --> 00:43:32,656 ♪ Demons may be closer than they may appear ♪ 825 00:43:32,690 --> 00:43:36,931 ♪ You can either cry and sit and stare ♪ 826 00:43:36,965 --> 00:43:39,202 ♪ Or try to run away ♪ 827 00:43:39,236 --> 00:43:41,073 ♪ I'm trying to run away ♪ 828 00:43:41,106 --> 00:43:43,277 ♪ I'm staring at a ghost. ♪ 829 00:43:43,310 --> 00:43:45,014 Ruby? 830 00:43:46,851 --> 00:43:48,889 I'm here. 831 00:43:49,991 --> 00:43:53,297 I'm finally ready to be with you. 832 00:43:53,330 --> 00:43:55,334 Forever. 833 00:43:59,309 --> 00:44:01,848 (crying): But I'm too late. 834 00:44:02,983 --> 00:44:06,023 (sniffles) You're gone forever. 835 00:44:27,298 --> 00:44:28,334 (gasps) 836 00:44:28,367 --> 00:44:31,006 (panting) 837 00:44:36,016 --> 00:44:37,318 Where are the others? 838 00:44:37,352 --> 00:44:38,822 My dads? 839 00:44:39,857 --> 00:44:40,993 They're gone. 840 00:44:41,026 --> 00:44:43,130 They chose to move on. 841 00:44:43,163 --> 00:44:45,869 I saw them go. 842 00:44:45,903 --> 00:44:50,011 They seemed happy. Most of them did, at least. 843 00:44:50,044 --> 00:44:51,814 Why are you still here? 844 00:44:51,848 --> 00:44:55,488 I was the only one who wanted to stay. 845 00:44:55,522 --> 00:44:58,027 For you, Scarlett. 846 00:44:58,060 --> 00:45:01,199 I knew you'd come back to me. 847 00:45:02,536 --> 00:45:04,339 True love never dies. 848 00:45:07,312 --> 00:45:10,218 ♪ ♪ 849 00:45:13,190 --> 00:45:15,963 (fireworks popping) 850 00:45:19,302 --> 00:45:22,242 DEEP VOICE: Success. You escaped Murder House. 851 00:45:22,275 --> 00:45:23,444 Oh! 852 00:45:23,477 --> 00:45:25,181 MICHELLE: So? What do you think? 853 00:45:25,214 --> 00:45:27,786 Version 2.0. I mean, does it get the vibe? 854 00:45:27,820 --> 00:45:30,926 Totally. It's so much better. 855 00:45:30,959 --> 00:45:33,297 ‐(chuckles) ‐But I think you need to have a level 856 00:45:33,330 --> 00:45:35,334 where the kid gets, like, a magic potion 857 00:45:35,368 --> 00:45:36,905 from the Supremes 858 00:45:36,938 --> 00:45:39,175 to help burn the house down or‐or something. 859 00:45:39,209 --> 00:45:41,514 I'd like to see that. I think it'd make the game harder. 860 00:45:41,547 --> 00:45:43,317 I mean, I‐I couldn't afford it, so... 861 00:45:43,350 --> 00:45:45,522 If we sell it, though, we can maybe do it as an update 862 00:45:45,555 --> 00:45:48,762 ‐or something. ‐Well, at least you fixed the glitches in the controls. 863 00:45:48,795 --> 00:45:50,464 ‐Oh, did I? Did I fix the glitches? ‐(laughs) 864 00:45:50,498 --> 00:45:51,935 Yes, I insisted on it. 865 00:45:51,968 --> 00:45:53,437 You really like it? 866 00:45:53,470 --> 00:45:55,809 ‐It's super cool. ‐(chuckles) 867 00:45:55,842 --> 00:45:57,211 And I'm really proud of you. 868 00:45:57,245 --> 00:45:59,482 Thank you, baby. 869 00:45:59,517 --> 00:46:02,055 ‐Want to play again? ‐No. 870 00:46:02,088 --> 00:46:04,827 ‐I think I've spent enough time in the Murder House. ‐(chuckles) 871 00:46:04,860 --> 00:46:06,831 Do you want to go get something to eat? 872 00:46:06,864 --> 00:46:08,500 ‐Yeah, I'm starving. ‐Let's go. 873 00:46:08,535 --> 00:46:11,340 But where do you think 874 00:46:11,373 --> 00:46:12,810 all of the spirits who got trapped 875 00:46:12,843 --> 00:46:14,079 in the Murder House went? 876 00:46:14,112 --> 00:46:15,348 The ones who wanted to stay stayed, 877 00:46:15,381 --> 00:46:17,485 and the ones who wanted to move on, 878 00:46:17,519 --> 00:46:20,024 they maybe went to heaven or hell. 879 00:46:20,057 --> 00:46:22,428 Well, do you think any of them escaped into the world? 880 00:46:22,462 --> 00:46:24,767 ‐Hope not. ‐Hmm. 881 00:46:29,510 --> 00:46:31,547 ♪ ♪ 882 00:48:00,692 --> 00:48:03,898 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH