1 00:00:11,991 --> 00:00:15,130 ‐ 2 00:00:18,403 --> 00:00:20,407 You are the master. 3 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:23,480 You have unlimited power on this canvas. 4 00:00:23,514 --> 00:00:26,352 This is probably the only place I do have any power. 5 00:00:26,386 --> 00:00:29,191 But on this canvas, why, I can do anything. 6 00:00:29,225 --> 00:00:32,832 Anything. And you can, too. 7 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:35,572 You can, too. 8 00:00:35,605 --> 00:00:38,210 And maybe there's something back in here. 9 00:00:38,243 --> 00:00:39,580 I want to put leaves 10 00:00:39,613 --> 00:00:41,316 on this tree, so we're gonna lose 11 00:00:41,349 --> 00:00:43,353 a great deal of detail. 12 00:00:43,386 --> 00:00:45,525 Ooh, see, that one there, he‐he had a rough life. 13 00:00:45,558 --> 00:00:47,428 Got bent and hurt. 14 00:00:48,463 --> 00:00:50,067 There we go. 15 00:00:52,606 --> 00:00:54,375 What? What is it? What's wrong? 16 00:00:54,408 --> 00:00:56,212 Nothing's wrong. 17 00:00:56,246 --> 00:00:57,248 Is it the painting guy? 18 00:00:57,281 --> 00:00:58,851 'Cause we don't have to watch it anymore. 19 00:00:58,884 --> 00:01:01,222 Let's start here. Decide which tree is farthest away. 20 00:01:01,256 --> 00:01:03,761 ‐No, he's fine. ‐Okay. 21 00:01:03,794 --> 00:01:06,232 Well, why do you keep... 22 00:01:06,266 --> 00:01:08,571 like, you know? 23 00:01:08,604 --> 00:01:12,077 Your parents are downstairs. 24 00:01:12,111 --> 00:01:13,514 They're watching NCIS. 25 00:01:13,547 --> 00:01:15,551 They won't hear anything. Come on. 26 00:01:15,585 --> 00:01:17,522 Okay. Chad. 27 00:01:17,555 --> 00:01:20,060 Jesus, Kelley, what the hell? 28 00:01:23,133 --> 00:01:24,435 I'm not comfortable. 29 00:01:24,468 --> 00:01:26,306 How many times do I have to say that? 30 00:01:26,339 --> 00:01:28,443 It's just that it's always something. 31 00:01:28,476 --> 00:01:30,247 You don't feel comfortable. 32 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:32,284 My parents. This isn't special enough. 33 00:01:32,318 --> 00:01:34,221 I mean, we've been together for what, six months? 34 00:01:34,255 --> 00:01:36,459 ‐All right, what's your point? ‐My point is 35 00:01:36,492 --> 00:01:38,463 is that it's not normal. 36 00:01:38,496 --> 00:01:41,469 Okay, wait, it's not a race. 37 00:01:41,503 --> 00:01:43,574 I‐I don't see why we have to rush it 38 00:01:43,608 --> 00:01:44,776 and we can't just, like, let it happen. 39 00:01:44,810 --> 00:01:46,145 It was happening. 40 00:01:46,179 --> 00:01:48,283 It was so happening it's not even funny. 41 00:01:48,316 --> 00:01:49,620 I mean, just talk to me. Tell me, is it... 42 00:01:49,653 --> 00:01:51,289 is it me or‐or what? 43 00:01:51,322 --> 00:01:53,159 It's not you. I just... 44 00:01:53,193 --> 00:01:55,565 I like to take my time. 45 00:01:55,598 --> 00:01:57,836 ‐Since when? ‐What does that mean? 46 00:02:01,342 --> 00:02:02,612 Nothing. I didn't mean it. 47 00:02:02,646 --> 00:02:04,415 No, you can't just throw that out there 48 00:02:04,448 --> 00:02:06,252 with that tone and then say it's nothing. 49 00:02:06,285 --> 00:02:08,289 What did you mean? 50 00:02:08,323 --> 00:02:09,693 I mean, you didn't wait six months 51 00:02:09,726 --> 00:02:10,862 when you were with Tom Jarecki. 52 00:02:10,895 --> 00:02:13,199 And who told you that? 53 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:14,870 Tom Jarecki? 54 00:02:16,272 --> 00:02:18,310 All right, look, I shouldn't have 55 00:02:18,343 --> 00:02:20,347 ‐said anything. I'm sorry. I just... No, no, no. ‐Yeah, no shit. 56 00:02:20,380 --> 00:02:21,784 Kelley, what are you doing? Where are you going? 57 00:02:21,817 --> 00:02:23,754 You're being an asshole. I'm going home. 58 00:02:23,788 --> 00:02:25,324 What about the history test? 59 00:02:25,357 --> 00:02:27,494 One of us is gonna fail it. 60 00:02:27,529 --> 00:02:29,766 I'll let you guess who. 61 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,670 Kelley. 62 00:02:32,706 --> 00:02:34,408 Kelley! 63 00:02:38,684 --> 00:02:40,387 Beat the devil out of it. 64 00:02:40,420 --> 00:02:42,391 ‐Go back to... ‐ 65 00:02:42,424 --> 00:02:45,230 I'm gonna die a virgin. 66 00:02:51,275 --> 00:02:52,545 I still can't believe you thought 67 00:02:52,579 --> 00:02:54,215 that Happy Painter shit was gonna work. 68 00:02:54,248 --> 00:02:57,655 auto sensory meridian response. 69 00:02:57,689 --> 00:02:58,958 What's that? 70 00:02:58,991 --> 00:03:00,460 It's this hyper‐relaxed mental state, 71 00:03:00,494 --> 00:03:03,233 and people who watch Bob Ross are supposed to get it big‐time. 72 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:04,870 Guy on reddit said it's like a head orgasm. 73 00:03:04,903 --> 00:03:06,305 Female Viagra. 74 00:03:06,339 --> 00:03:07,575 How'd you even get her to watch it? 75 00:03:07,609 --> 00:03:08,878 Told her it was a game. 76 00:03:08,911 --> 00:03:10,815 Every time he says "happy trees," we kiss. 77 00:03:10,848 --> 00:03:13,420 And it was going amazing. 78 00:03:13,453 --> 00:03:15,390 Till it wasn't. 79 00:03:15,424 --> 00:03:18,229 Do you want to know what makes girls get on the crazy train? 80 00:03:18,263 --> 00:03:19,933 It's not about relaxation. 81 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:21,737 It's fear. 82 00:03:21,770 --> 00:03:23,406 Fear? 83 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:25,845 Why do you think horror films were invented? 84 00:03:25,878 --> 00:03:27,582 Back in the 1930s, do you think guys were bringing 85 00:03:27,615 --> 00:03:29,218 their sweethearts to watch Dracula 86 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:31,590 because they liked Tod Browning's mise‐en‐scène? 87 00:03:31,623 --> 00:03:33,928 No, dude. They wanted Lugosi 88 00:03:33,961 --> 00:03:35,531 to give them a chance at some skirt. 89 00:03:35,565 --> 00:03:37,000 Fear is the ticket. 90 00:03:37,034 --> 00:03:39,539 You tickle that fight‐or‐flight response, 91 00:03:39,573 --> 00:03:42,244 she's an oyster ready for shucking. 92 00:03:42,277 --> 00:03:45,317 ‐ ‐Or I could just stop trying to coerce her 93 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:46,419 and let her do it when she's ready. 94 00:03:46,452 --> 00:03:47,956 Bro, this is not the time to bring 95 00:03:47,989 --> 00:03:50,595 a knife to a gunfight. Your reputation's at stake. 96 00:03:50,628 --> 00:03:53,299 All right, horror films suck now. 97 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:55,838 They're either low‐rent shit to fill up a streaming menu 98 00:03:55,872 --> 00:03:58,410 or pretentious crap that puts you to sleep. 99 00:03:58,443 --> 00:04:00,948 ‐What's left? ‐Didn't you hear 100 00:04:00,982 --> 00:04:02,719 about how drive‐in movie theaters are coming back? 101 00:04:02,752 --> 00:04:05,023 Well, those film nuts who restored Starlite 102 00:04:05,056 --> 00:04:06,426 are having a screening. 103 00:04:06,459 --> 00:04:08,898 They got a print of Rabbit Rabbit. 104 00:04:08,931 --> 00:04:11,035 Rabbit Rabbit? What is that? 105 00:04:11,068 --> 00:04:13,373 Just the most infamous cursed film 106 00:04:13,406 --> 00:04:14,643 in cinema history. 107 00:04:14,676 --> 00:04:17,582 It was only ever shown once back in '86. 108 00:04:17,615 --> 00:04:20,387 Maybe it's not cursed. Maybe it just sucks. 109 00:04:20,420 --> 00:04:22,291 Or maybe when the screening was over, 110 00:04:22,324 --> 00:04:23,627 six people were dead. 111 00:04:23,661 --> 00:04:25,665 Massacred. 112 00:04:28,838 --> 00:04:31,777 At first, they thought it was, like, a shooting or a gang fight 113 00:04:31,810 --> 00:04:33,346 that got real. 114 00:04:33,379 --> 00:04:34,549 But survivors say that the audience 115 00:04:34,583 --> 00:04:36,285 just started attacking each other. 116 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:38,591 ‐ ‐They just went crazy. 117 00:04:38,624 --> 00:04:41,062 There were all these theories that someone spiked 118 00:04:41,095 --> 00:04:43,466 the soda machine with shrooms or a gas leak 119 00:04:43,501 --> 00:04:45,370 or even hallucinogenic mold. 120 00:04:45,403 --> 00:04:46,573 But if you read Bloody Disgusting 121 00:04:46,607 --> 00:04:48,711 or Dread Central, you know the other story. 122 00:04:50,013 --> 00:04:51,850 That the film made those people crazy. 123 00:04:51,884 --> 00:04:54,021 ‐The film? ‐Yeah. The picture and the sound. 124 00:04:54,054 --> 00:04:55,658 Somehow, they fuck with the brain. 125 00:04:55,691 --> 00:04:57,427 Okay. 126 00:04:57,461 --> 00:04:59,031 Tell me why they hauled the director in front of Congress, 127 00:04:59,064 --> 00:05:00,501 why he ended up doing time, 128 00:05:00,535 --> 00:05:02,672 and why they destroyed all of the prints. 129 00:05:02,705 --> 00:05:04,308 Or, at least, they thought. 130 00:05:04,341 --> 00:05:05,678 ‐ ‐Word is 131 00:05:05,711 --> 00:05:07,481 the print came from the director himself. 132 00:05:07,515 --> 00:05:09,619 Could be the only one in existence. 133 00:05:09,653 --> 00:05:11,690 I got up at 3:00 a.m. to snag the tickets. 134 00:05:11,723 --> 00:05:13,794 There's only room for 60 cars. 135 00:05:13,828 --> 00:05:15,463 I got one extra ticket if you want it. 136 00:05:15,497 --> 00:05:17,434 ‐Not cheap. ‐What's it even about? 137 00:05:17,467 --> 00:05:20,608 I don't know. I don't even know what the title means. 138 00:05:20,641 --> 00:05:23,581 I guess we'll find out. If we live through it. 139 00:05:24,649 --> 00:05:26,520 All right, hold on. Tell me that you guys 140 00:05:26,553 --> 00:05:27,722 aren't actually believing 141 00:05:27,755 --> 00:05:29,860 that this film's gonna turn people into killers. 142 00:05:29,893 --> 00:05:31,864 Well, I mean, no. 143 00:05:31,897 --> 00:05:34,669 I‐It's an urban legend, but who cares? 144 00:05:34,703 --> 00:05:37,341 All that matters is that it might be true. 145 00:05:37,374 --> 00:05:38,443 Fight‐or‐flight. 146 00:05:38,476 --> 00:05:40,413 I mean, you and Kelley 147 00:05:40,447 --> 00:05:41,315 alone in your car 148 00:05:41,349 --> 00:05:43,353 watching the most dangerous film ever made. 149 00:05:43,386 --> 00:05:45,691 Trust me. The Happy Painter? 150 00:05:45,725 --> 00:05:47,629 Think about how happy you're gonna be 151 00:05:47,662 --> 00:05:50,400 when she's painting your dick with her lips. 152 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:52,471 Ooh! 153 00:05:54,008 --> 00:05:56,513 Six people are dead, 154 00:05:56,547 --> 00:05:58,884 killed watching your movie. 155 00:05:58,918 --> 00:06:01,155 This committee is absurd. 156 00:06:01,188 --> 00:06:02,559 We're Americans 157 00:06:02,592 --> 00:06:06,432 concerned about the effect of violent content 158 00:06:06,465 --> 00:06:08,136 on our society. 159 00:06:08,169 --> 00:06:11,643 In an interview with Fangoria magazine, 160 00:06:11,677 --> 00:06:14,481 you said that your film, and I quote, 161 00:06:14,516 --> 00:06:17,421 "would break people's souls" 162 00:06:17,454 --> 00:06:19,491 and that anyone who saw it 163 00:06:19,526 --> 00:06:21,897 would be damaged forever. 164 00:06:21,930 --> 00:06:24,034 Well, I was, uh, promoting my movie. 165 00:06:24,068 --> 00:06:26,105 Like you're helping me do right now. 166 00:06:26,138 --> 00:06:27,842 So, you think all of this attention 167 00:06:27,875 --> 00:06:29,913 will just increase your audience? 168 00:06:29,946 --> 00:06:34,589 I think if you're not getting a check from studio publicity, 169 00:06:34,623 --> 00:06:36,425 you're getting ripped off. 170 00:06:36,459 --> 00:06:37,695 ‐ ‐Funny you should say that, 171 00:06:37,729 --> 00:06:39,031 Mr. Bitterman. 172 00:06:39,064 --> 00:06:40,635 I did get something from the studio, 173 00:06:40,668 --> 00:06:42,538 but it wasn't a check. 174 00:06:42,572 --> 00:06:43,774 It was a letter 175 00:06:43,807 --> 00:06:48,550 stating they've agreed to pull your movie immediately. 176 00:06:48,584 --> 00:06:51,590 Not only that. They're going to destroy 177 00:06:51,623 --> 00:06:54,128 every print in existence. 178 00:06:54,161 --> 00:06:57,769 What do you have to say about that, Mr. Bitterman? 179 00:06:58,971 --> 00:07:02,144 Well? No pithy comment? 180 00:07:02,177 --> 00:07:04,081 You bitch! 181 00:07:09,526 --> 00:07:10,628 ‐ ‐I'm gonna kill you. 182 00:07:10,661 --> 00:07:13,801 ‐I'm gonna kill you! ‐This guy is crazy. 183 00:07:15,905 --> 00:07:18,544 I won't stop until the whole world sees my movie! 184 00:08:19,807 --> 00:08:22,739 -I honestly just think he's scared, you know? 185 00:08:22,772 --> 00:08:25,010 It's a guy thing. If you don't score 186 00:08:25,043 --> 00:08:26,913 by a certain time, you're, like, a loser. 187 00:08:26,947 --> 00:08:28,784 You know what I think? 188 00:08:28,817 --> 00:08:31,088 ‐What? ‐I think you're scared. 189 00:08:31,122 --> 00:08:34,094 ‐Of what? ‐The dick. 190 00:08:34,128 --> 00:08:36,533 ‐ ‐Look, you tell yourself 191 00:08:36,566 --> 00:08:38,169 that you want to take it slow 'cause he's sweet 192 00:08:38,202 --> 00:08:39,606 and you don't want to scare him off, 193 00:08:39,639 --> 00:08:42,010 but really, you're just scared of the dick. 194 00:08:42,044 --> 00:08:44,181 That's stupid. 195 00:08:44,214 --> 00:08:46,620 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Look, as an owner 196 00:08:46,653 --> 00:08:48,189 and a proud connoisseur of the dick, 197 00:08:48,222 --> 00:08:50,961 there is no reason to fear the dick. 198 00:08:50,995 --> 00:08:54,068 No, I mean that that is stupid like I'm not scared of the dick. 199 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:55,738 You wouldn't even go there with Tom Jarecki. 200 00:08:55,771 --> 00:08:59,713 Jesus Christ. Did Tom Jarecki open a website? Because 201 00:08:59,746 --> 00:09:01,248 half the school thinks that I screwed him, and I didn't. 202 00:09:01,282 --> 00:09:03,186 And why? Because he was a jerk. 203 00:09:03,219 --> 00:09:04,956 And his pits smell weird. 204 00:09:04,989 --> 00:09:06,827 Thank God there's always an excuse. 205 00:09:06,860 --> 00:09:09,566 "He's a jerk. He's smelly." Mm. 206 00:09:09,599 --> 00:09:11,068 ‐Ew. Why? ‐That right there. 207 00:09:11,102 --> 00:09:13,239 Your reaction. It says a lot. 208 00:09:13,272 --> 00:09:14,609 Yeah, it says I don't like 209 00:09:14,642 --> 00:09:16,045 people sticking their fingers in my ear. 210 00:09:16,078 --> 00:09:17,982 Girl, it's just another orifice. 211 00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:19,586 If you can't handle a finger in your ear, 212 00:09:19,619 --> 00:09:22,090 how are you gonna handle a dick in your... 213 00:09:22,124 --> 00:09:23,794 There he is. 214 00:09:23,827 --> 00:09:24,996 My fanboy. 215 00:09:25,029 --> 00:09:26,666 He's obsessed with me. 216 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,771 Me. As I am. 217 00:09:28,804 --> 00:09:30,240 It's everything. 218 00:09:30,273 --> 00:09:32,077 As he should be. You're lucky. 219 00:09:32,110 --> 00:09:34,114 Not as lucky as he's gonna be tomorrow night. 220 00:09:34,148 --> 00:09:35,651 Oh, and you need to go 221 00:09:35,684 --> 00:09:38,724 talk to your mans while he's still your mans. 222 00:09:46,105 --> 00:09:47,642 Uh... 223 00:09:47,675 --> 00:09:51,315 Prohibition wasn't about the women's vote, was it? 224 00:09:51,348 --> 00:09:54,021 ‐No. ‐No. 225 00:09:54,054 --> 00:09:55,624 That was suffrage. 226 00:09:55,658 --> 00:09:59,064 Yeah, I don't think the rest of that test went any better. 227 00:10:01,837 --> 00:10:02,839 Don't. 228 00:10:02,872 --> 00:10:03,941 Don't what? 229 00:10:03,974 --> 00:10:05,076 You're about to say you're sorry. 230 00:10:05,110 --> 00:10:06,880 Yeah. 231 00:10:06,913 --> 00:10:09,351 Yeah, and that I shouldn't have pressured you 232 00:10:09,384 --> 00:10:12,825 and that I should probably be canceled 233 00:10:12,859 --> 00:10:14,027 for life. 234 00:10:14,061 --> 00:10:15,698 I hate apologies. 235 00:10:15,731 --> 00:10:17,869 Making them. Getting them. 236 00:10:17,902 --> 00:10:21,142 Just... Just a thing with me, so... 237 00:10:22,912 --> 00:10:24,716 Let's just pretend last night didn't happen. 238 00:10:26,185 --> 00:10:28,022 Wish I could do that with the history test, 239 00:10:28,055 --> 00:10:30,160 ‐but... ‐ 240 00:10:31,796 --> 00:10:33,366 Well, since we're still going out‐‐ 241 00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:35,170 at least, I think we're still going out, right?‐‐ 242 00:10:35,203 --> 00:10:38,811 ‐Right. ‐and you won't let me say I'm sorry, 243 00:10:38,844 --> 00:10:41,182 I got these tickets for this really cool event tomorrow night 244 00:10:41,215 --> 00:10:43,152 if you wanted to come. 245 00:10:43,186 --> 00:10:45,658 It's once‐in‐a‐lifetime. 246 00:10:45,691 --> 00:10:48,697 Oh, well, I never say no to once‐in‐a‐lifetime. 247 00:10:51,402 --> 00:10:53,172 Listen to me! 248 00:10:53,206 --> 00:10:55,376 This movie is cursed! 249 00:10:57,180 --> 00:10:59,151 It's real! 250 00:10:59,184 --> 00:11:02,090 It's not an urban legend. 251 00:11:02,123 --> 00:11:03,961 I was there. 252 00:11:03,994 --> 00:11:06,766 I was there in '86! 253 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,071 Don't you see what happened to me? 254 00:11:09,104 --> 00:11:11,375 It's real! 255 00:11:11,408 --> 00:11:14,047 I'm telling you! Listen to me! 256 00:11:14,081 --> 00:11:15,684 This movie is cursed! 257 00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:17,220 Want me to run her off? 258 00:11:17,254 --> 00:11:19,358 ‐I was there! ‐Technically, she's on our property. 259 00:11:19,391 --> 00:11:20,761 ‐I saw the blood. ‐ 260 00:11:20,794 --> 00:11:22,197 Leave her where she is. 261 00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:23,867 She adds mystique. 262 00:11:23,901 --> 00:11:27,207 I am worried about this asshat delivery guy. 263 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:30,714 He was supposed to be here with the print a half hour ago. 264 00:11:30,748 --> 00:11:32,284 Shit, Verna, we don't have the movie? 265 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:34,288 "Shit" is right. 266 00:11:34,321 --> 00:11:37,795 This one screening is supposed to put us in the black. 267 00:11:37,828 --> 00:11:40,099 If we have to hand out refunds... 268 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,237 ‐You're going to die! ‐There'll be people dying, all right. 269 00:11:42,270 --> 00:11:45,243 ‐Us. ‐I saw people tear each other apart! 270 00:11:45,276 --> 00:11:47,882 ♪ While my naked fool ♪ 271 00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:50,086 This movie is cursed! 272 00:11:50,119 --> 00:11:51,790 ♪ Fresh out of... ♪ 273 00:11:51,823 --> 00:11:54,294 Nice touch. The protester. It's very... 274 00:11:54,328 --> 00:11:57,969 Who's that one movie guy who puts, 275 00:11:58,002 --> 00:12:00,741 ‐like, the electric shocks on the theater seats? ‐Oh, uh... 276 00:12:00,774 --> 00:12:02,778 ‐The Tingler. William Castle. 277 00:12:02,812 --> 00:12:04,849 ‐Yeah. ‐Very much that guy. 278 00:12:04,882 --> 00:12:06,151 This movie's cursed! 279 00:12:06,185 --> 00:12:09,291 It's not an urban legend. It's real! 280 00:12:09,324 --> 00:12:12,330 If you don't listen, you're going to die! 281 00:12:12,364 --> 00:12:14,334 You have one life to live. 282 00:12:14,368 --> 00:12:17,073 ‐It's not worth it! ‐Ticket? 283 00:12:18,309 --> 00:12:21,917 ‐Yeah. ‐This movie's cursed! 284 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,286 ‐ ‐It's not an urban legend. 285 00:12:23,319 --> 00:12:25,123 ‐It's real! ‐Aisle three, number six. Enjoy the show. 286 00:12:25,156 --> 00:12:29,464 ‐Thanks. ‐If you don't listen, you're going to die! 287 00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:32,037 ♪ I'll say I told you so ♪ 288 00:12:32,070 --> 00:12:35,176 ♪ But you just gonna cry ♪ 289 00:12:35,209 --> 00:12:39,786 ♪ You just wanna know those peanut butter vi... ♪ 290 00:12:45,363 --> 00:12:47,467 It's bigger than I thought. 291 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,471 Looks fun. 292 00:13:11,883 --> 00:13:13,587 ‐What's up, boys? ‐What's happening? ‐Hi. 293 00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:16,358 That's not a restrike. That's an original one sheet. 294 00:13:16,392 --> 00:13:18,496 ‐What does the title even mean? ‐I googled it. 295 00:13:18,530 --> 00:13:20,233 It's, uh, an old British superstition. 296 00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:23,472 On the first day of the month, you say "rabbit, rabbit." 297 00:13:23,507 --> 00:13:25,009 It's supposed to buy you 30 days of good luck. 298 00:13:25,043 --> 00:13:27,915 Weird title for a movie that's cursed. 299 00:13:27,948 --> 00:13:29,251 How bummed are you guys gonna be when the movie ends 300 00:13:29,284 --> 00:13:30,386 and everyone's still alive? 301 00:13:30,420 --> 00:13:32,057 There's always tomorrow. 302 00:13:32,090 --> 00:13:33,560 Tomorrow? 303 00:13:33,593 --> 00:13:36,332 4chan says there's an encore screening happening somewhere, 304 00:13:36,365 --> 00:13:38,235 but I can't find where. 305 00:13:38,269 --> 00:13:39,505 Oh, there's Dee. 306 00:13:39,539 --> 00:13:42,210 And I don't want to die on an empty stomach, so... 307 00:13:42,243 --> 00:13:43,245 You want anything? 308 00:13:43,279 --> 00:13:46,418 I'll have popcorn and a Mountain Dew, please. 309 00:13:46,452 --> 00:13:47,621 ‐As you wish. ‐Thank you. 310 00:13:47,655 --> 00:13:50,928 Hey, I'm sensing a vibe. 311 00:13:50,961 --> 00:13:53,633 You a happy little tree? You gonna get your brush clean? 312 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:57,207 Uh... Think I'm just gonna have a good time tonight, you know? 313 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:58,977 It'll happen when it happens. 314 00:13:59,011 --> 00:14:01,248 Your boy's looking tasty. 315 00:14:01,281 --> 00:14:03,285 ‐Huh? ‐Don't start on me. 316 00:14:03,319 --> 00:14:05,991 Girl, I'm trying to get you to start on him. 317 00:14:06,025 --> 00:14:08,897 Don't fear the dick. Right. 318 00:14:08,930 --> 00:14:10,433 All I can say is 319 00:14:10,466 --> 00:14:13,305 I don't need this movie to turn me into a killer, 320 00:14:13,339 --> 00:14:14,575 'cause I'm eating that boy alive 321 00:14:14,609 --> 00:14:16,579 the second the credits start rolling. 322 00:14:16,613 --> 00:14:19,117 As long as I don't scare him off. 323 00:14:19,151 --> 00:14:20,420 Or chicken out. 324 00:14:20,453 --> 00:14:23,225 You won't. You got this. You got this. 325 00:14:31,643 --> 00:14:33,847 Oh, shit, that's the print. 326 00:14:35,283 --> 00:14:36,485 Holy shit. 327 00:14:38,189 --> 00:14:39,559 ‐ ‐Hey! 328 00:14:39,592 --> 00:14:40,994 Crazy bitch. 329 00:14:41,028 --> 00:14:42,197 Hey! 330 00:14:42,230 --> 00:14:45,303 ‐What's your name? ‐Uh, my name's Chad. 331 00:14:45,336 --> 00:14:46,573 Chad, find the fuse box 332 00:14:46,606 --> 00:14:48,042 and kill the power. 333 00:14:48,075 --> 00:14:49,946 Anything. 334 00:14:49,979 --> 00:14:51,683 Don't let this happen! 335 00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:54,454 Don't let what happen? It's just a movie. 336 00:14:54,488 --> 00:14:56,391 I was there in '86. 337 00:14:56,425 --> 00:14:59,064 Me and my boyfriend, we were Chain Saw fans, 338 00:14:59,097 --> 00:15:01,335 and this was supposed to be scarier. 339 00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:02,638 It wasn't even halfway over 340 00:15:02,671 --> 00:15:05,376 before he was dead and I'd lost this. 341 00:15:05,410 --> 00:15:07,480 My boyfriend ripped it out with his teeth 342 00:15:07,515 --> 00:15:09,117 and swallowed it. 343 00:15:09,151 --> 00:15:11,990 Hey! Little help? 344 00:15:12,023 --> 00:15:14,494 If you care about her, you'll do something. 345 00:15:14,529 --> 00:15:16,331 At least get out of here! 346 00:15:16,365 --> 00:15:18,335 Yeah, I'm sorry, I got to go. 347 00:15:18,369 --> 00:15:20,306 Listen to me! 348 00:15:20,339 --> 00:15:22,310 It starts right away! 349 00:15:22,343 --> 00:15:24,414 Don't look! 350 00:15:24,448 --> 00:15:26,553 ‐Don't let her look! ‐Thanks. 351 00:15:26,586 --> 00:15:28,924 Let's go. Come on. 352 00:15:39,512 --> 00:15:42,350 You want to give me some space, buddy? 353 00:15:42,383 --> 00:15:44,522 You run these at full juice, right? 354 00:15:44,555 --> 00:15:46,526 The sender wants to know. 355 00:15:46,559 --> 00:15:49,364 He says the movie requires 16 footlamberts 356 00:15:49,397 --> 00:15:51,101 for the proper experience. 357 00:15:52,137 --> 00:15:54,642 You tell your sender I ran the Kinotons 358 00:15:54,675 --> 00:15:58,349 at the Osiris on Broadway for 40 years. 359 00:15:58,382 --> 00:16:00,186 I threaded Tatum O'Neal's first 360 00:16:00,219 --> 00:16:02,691 and Joan Crawford's last. 361 00:16:02,725 --> 00:16:07,066 When Kubrick tried to lecture me on aspect ratios for Clockwork, 362 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,004 I told him to go fuck himself. 363 00:16:09,037 --> 00:16:11,643 You know why you raise the volume in a New York theater 364 00:16:11,676 --> 00:16:13,112 during the winter? 365 00:16:13,145 --> 00:16:15,416 Because all the winter coats suck up the sound 366 00:16:15,449 --> 00:16:19,257 and everything goes dead. I know what I'm doing. 367 00:16:21,696 --> 00:16:24,234 "Proper experience." 368 00:16:25,436 --> 00:16:28,075 ♪ Let's all go to the lobby ♪ 369 00:16:28,108 --> 00:16:30,581 ♪ Let's all go to the lobby ♪ 370 00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:33,485 ♪ Let's all go to the lobby... ♪ 371 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:36,726 What was that protester woman saying to you? 372 00:16:36,759 --> 00:16:38,797 She said that she was at the screening in '86. 373 00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:40,433 ♪ The popcorn can't be beat... ♪ 374 00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:42,103 That's how she lost her eye. 375 00:16:43,138 --> 00:16:45,476 You sound like you believe her. 376 00:16:46,513 --> 00:16:49,284 Just, I'm not sure she's a plant. 377 00:16:49,317 --> 00:16:51,455 You know, she was really upset. 378 00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:52,625 Okay, well, if you're trying to scare me, 379 00:16:52,658 --> 00:16:53,960 it's not gonna work. 380 00:16:56,833 --> 00:17:00,039 ‐Okay, maybe a little. ‐ 381 00:17:03,613 --> 00:17:08,222 You know the other night when we had that fight? 382 00:17:09,692 --> 00:17:11,428 Yeah. 383 00:17:11,461 --> 00:17:14,434 You were wrong. 384 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:17,440 It wasn't six months. 385 00:17:18,643 --> 00:17:21,415 Tonight is six months. 386 00:17:21,448 --> 00:17:23,820 Exactly. 387 00:17:23,853 --> 00:17:25,657 Hmm. 388 00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:30,399 And I want to make it special. 389 00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:40,152 ‐Sparkling ice‐cold... ‐I can't believe it. 390 00:17:40,186 --> 00:17:42,190 These are restored CBX Mark IIs. 391 00:17:42,223 --> 00:17:44,629 I so love drive‐in speaker porn, 392 00:17:44,662 --> 00:17:46,799 but you better look at me right now. 393 00:17:47,835 --> 00:17:49,538 This is a big deal. 394 00:17:49,572 --> 00:17:52,511 I never thought I'd be doing this with a guy. 395 00:17:52,544 --> 00:17:54,114 Doing what? 396 00:17:54,147 --> 00:17:56,619 You know how some people need a lot of dates 397 00:17:56,653 --> 00:17:59,659 ‐before they put out? ‐Yeah. 398 00:17:59,692 --> 00:18:01,829 I'm not one of those people. 399 00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:03,633 ...fresh, tasty popcorn 400 00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:06,539 where that came from. Try some. You'll enjoy it. 401 00:18:09,679 --> 00:18:11,649 And now, 402 00:18:11,683 --> 00:18:13,720 ‐our feature presentation. ‐ 403 00:18:27,548 --> 00:18:29,785 Story of my life. 404 00:19:07,628 --> 00:19:09,732 ‐Forget the movie. ‐Mm. 405 00:19:56,826 --> 00:19:59,364 ‐ 406 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,637 ‐ 407 00:20:35,670 --> 00:20:37,708 What was that? 408 00:20:37,741 --> 00:20:39,712 Did you hear that? 409 00:20:53,606 --> 00:20:55,009 Hey! 410 00:20:55,042 --> 00:20:57,046 What are you doing in here? 411 00:20:57,079 --> 00:21:00,286 ‐ 412 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:09,538 Holy shit! 413 00:21:14,915 --> 00:21:16,919 ‐ 414 00:21:21,762 --> 00:21:23,700 ‐ 415 00:21:27,641 --> 00:21:29,377 ‐ 416 00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:31,983 I can't see anything. 417 00:21:35,790 --> 00:21:36,859 No, no. Wait, wait, hold on. 418 00:21:36,893 --> 00:21:37,728 We don't know what's happening out there. 419 00:21:37,761 --> 00:21:39,364 It's got to be a joke. 420 00:21:39,397 --> 00:21:42,036 Like the protester, part of the show. 421 00:21:43,573 --> 00:21:44,909 Go! 422 00:21:44,942 --> 00:21:47,781 Go! Go! Get us out of here! 423 00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:52,089 ‐Go! Go! Start the car! ‐I'm going! 424 00:21:54,728 --> 00:21:55,964 ‐ 425 00:22:08,590 --> 00:22:10,660 ‐ ‐What the fuck?! 426 00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:15,871 ‐Go! Watch out! ‐Okay, I don't know where I'm going. 427 00:22:18,676 --> 00:22:20,379 Dee? 428 00:22:20,412 --> 00:22:21,749 Keep driving. 429 00:22:21,782 --> 00:22:23,820 ‐Dee? ‐Don't stop! Drive the car! 430 00:22:25,891 --> 00:22:27,426 I can see the entrance. There it is! 431 00:22:27,460 --> 00:22:29,565 Go! Fast! 432 00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:30,800 I can't see. 433 00:22:36,879 --> 00:22:38,716 You okay? 434 00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:42,089 Oh, shit. 435 00:22:42,123 --> 00:22:43,993 We got to go. 436 00:22:45,029 --> 00:22:46,431 Come on. 437 00:22:46,464 --> 00:22:47,935 Come on, we got to go. 438 00:22:47,968 --> 00:22:50,507 Come on. 439 00:22:52,076 --> 00:22:54,848 ‐ ‐Go. Go. 440 00:23:05,503 --> 00:23:07,808 ‐Chad! ‐Go! 441 00:23:07,841 --> 00:23:08,810 Go! Go! 442 00:23:24,173 --> 00:23:25,877 Oh, my God. 443 00:23:31,822 --> 00:23:34,628 Their faces are chewed off. 444 00:23:38,870 --> 00:23:40,840 This can't be happening. 445 00:23:40,874 --> 00:23:43,680 ‐This can't be happening. ‐Shit. Kelley. 446 00:23:43,713 --> 00:23:45,884 ‐What? ‐I don't have my phone. 447 00:23:48,188 --> 00:23:49,858 I don't have mine, either. 448 00:23:49,892 --> 00:23:52,196 Hold on, maybe there's a landline in here. 449 00:23:52,229 --> 00:23:54,033 Um... 450 00:23:54,067 --> 00:23:55,904 Uh... 451 00:23:55,937 --> 00:23:59,177 Fuck! It's fucking dead. 452 00:24:00,179 --> 00:24:03,151 ‐ 453 00:24:33,245 --> 00:24:34,180 Chad 454 00:24:37,186 --> 00:24:38,823 Chad! 455 00:24:39,958 --> 00:24:43,131 ‐ 456 00:24:47,039 --> 00:24:49,077 ‐ 457 00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:00,934 Die! Die! 458 00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:04,173 Fucking die! Die! Die! 459 00:25:04,207 --> 00:25:05,944 ‐Bitch, die! ‐Chad! 460 00:25:05,977 --> 00:25:07,246 ‐Chad, stop! Chad! ‐ 461 00:25:07,279 --> 00:25:09,651 Chad, she's dead! She‐She's dead! 462 00:25:20,974 --> 00:25:23,078 Fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. 463 00:25:30,794 --> 00:25:32,831 ‐ 464 00:25:43,786 --> 00:25:45,122 How long? 465 00:25:47,159 --> 00:25:49,765 A few hours. 466 00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:52,002 I let you sleep. 467 00:26:07,667 --> 00:26:10,607 A lot of them ran off. 468 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,978 God knows what they're doing. 469 00:26:13,011 --> 00:26:15,315 There's got to be a phone out there we can use. 470 00:26:15,349 --> 00:26:18,155 We got to call the police. 471 00:26:18,188 --> 00:26:19,858 And tell them what? 472 00:26:19,892 --> 00:26:23,265 That a movie turned everyone into killers? 473 00:26:23,298 --> 00:26:25,068 ‐It's what happened. ‐The cops are gonna 474 00:26:25,102 --> 00:26:27,306 lock us in a room and ask us questions all day, 475 00:26:27,339 --> 00:26:29,645 and more people are gonna get ripped apart. 476 00:26:29,678 --> 00:26:31,649 ‐More people? ‐Milo said 477 00:26:31,682 --> 00:26:33,051 there's another screening tonight, remember? 478 00:26:33,084 --> 00:26:34,955 Holy shit. 479 00:26:34,988 --> 00:26:37,828 Which means there's another print. 480 00:26:37,861 --> 00:26:40,032 Well, this one came from the director. 481 00:26:42,069 --> 00:26:43,840 So then we find him... 482 00:26:44,908 --> 00:26:46,879 ...and we cancel night two. 483 00:26:49,350 --> 00:26:51,020 It was behind the desk. 484 00:26:54,695 --> 00:26:58,335 The delivery service that dropped off the print. 485 00:26:58,368 --> 00:26:59,905 They can tell us where they picked it up from. 486 00:27:00,940 --> 00:27:02,176 Let's go. 487 00:27:04,715 --> 00:27:07,119 Hold on, wait. 488 00:27:07,153 --> 00:27:08,956 Look, I know what you said about the police, 489 00:27:08,990 --> 00:27:10,960 but we can't do this by ourselves. 490 00:27:10,994 --> 00:27:13,365 They stand a much better chance of finding this guy than we do. 491 00:27:13,398 --> 00:27:15,102 ‐We just got to convince them... ‐No, Chad. 492 00:27:15,135 --> 00:27:17,072 Wait, Kelley. 493 00:27:20,245 --> 00:27:21,916 Are you good with that? 494 00:27:23,385 --> 00:27:25,790 My dad's a Marine. 495 00:27:25,824 --> 00:27:27,761 Point, pump and pull. 496 00:28:26,779 --> 00:28:27,814 Come on. 497 00:28:37,099 --> 00:28:38,836 Quinn? 498 00:28:41,942 --> 00:28:43,144 Quinn. 499 00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:46,150 Hey, man, it's me. 500 00:28:47,186 --> 00:28:48,723 It's Chad. 501 00:28:50,492 --> 00:28:52,296 Your friend. 502 00:28:52,329 --> 00:28:54,935 We've been friends since the eighth grade, man. 503 00:28:54,968 --> 00:28:55,904 Just think. 504 00:28:55,937 --> 00:28:58,074 Remember. 505 00:28:58,108 --> 00:29:00,947 Remember when we made hash in Mr. Thanski's chemistry class 506 00:29:00,980 --> 00:29:03,318 and the school almost called the DEA on us? 507 00:29:03,351 --> 00:29:05,489 ‐Chad. ‐Hold on. 508 00:29:05,523 --> 00:29:06,825 Quinn. 509 00:29:06,859 --> 00:29:08,829 Okay? Think. 510 00:29:08,863 --> 00:29:12,036 Or when, uh, when Milo was watching porn 511 00:29:12,069 --> 00:29:13,338 and he accidentally Bluetoothed it 512 00:29:13,371 --> 00:29:14,875 to the school intercom. Do you remember that? 513 00:29:15,877 --> 00:29:16,946 Quinn. 514 00:29:16,979 --> 00:29:18,248 Look at me, man. 515 00:29:19,518 --> 00:29:21,454 Just think. 516 00:29:22,891 --> 00:29:24,327 It's me. 517 00:29:29,136 --> 00:29:31,307 ‐ 518 00:29:47,006 --> 00:29:49,243 You're right. 519 00:29:49,276 --> 00:29:51,982 Let's find a car, 520 00:29:52,016 --> 00:29:53,819 and let's hunt this fucking director down. 521 00:30:05,275 --> 00:30:07,947 Yeah, that's the van. 522 00:30:07,981 --> 00:30:12,289 Who lives in a trailer and drives a Rolls‐Royce? 523 00:30:12,323 --> 00:30:15,228 ‐ ‐Let's find out. 524 00:30:29,190 --> 00:30:30,993 One officer was quoted as saying 525 00:30:31,027 --> 00:30:33,933 the carnage is unlike anything he's ever seen. 526 00:30:33,966 --> 00:30:35,870 Now, there are unconfirmed reports 527 00:30:35,903 --> 00:30:38,876 of attacks spreading into the surrounding neighborhoods, 528 00:30:38,909 --> 00:30:41,414 but so far, no one will go on record 529 00:30:41,447 --> 00:30:43,919 as to exactly what has happened here. 530 00:30:43,953 --> 00:30:46,024 I kicked ass is what happened. 531 00:30:46,057 --> 00:30:48,929 Cinema fucking history is what happened! 532 00:30:48,963 --> 00:30:50,900 ...at least 100 people... 533 00:30:50,933 --> 00:30:52,403 The chickens didn't just come home to roost... 534 00:30:55,977 --> 00:30:57,146 Who the hell are you? 535 00:30:57,179 --> 00:30:59,150 The chickens, I guess. 536 00:30:59,183 --> 00:31:01,054 You must be Larry Bitterman. 537 00:31:01,087 --> 00:31:04,060 ‐What is this? ‐We were there last night. 538 00:31:04,093 --> 00:31:06,230 At the Starlite Drive‐In. 539 00:31:06,264 --> 00:31:08,368 To see your movie. 540 00:31:08,401 --> 00:31:11,040 I don't... I don't know what you're talking about. 541 00:31:11,074 --> 00:31:14,080 Trust us, that is not the road that you want to take. 542 00:31:14,113 --> 00:31:15,917 ‐We've had a long night. ‐ 543 00:31:15,950 --> 00:31:18,054 Okay, take it easy. 544 00:31:18,088 --> 00:31:20,292 What is it? Just tell me what you want. 545 00:31:20,325 --> 00:31:21,929 We want the other print. 546 00:31:21,962 --> 00:31:23,298 The other print? 547 00:31:23,331 --> 00:31:25,035 For the screening tonight. 548 00:31:25,068 --> 00:31:26,939 Oh, I'm sorry to say you've been misinformed. 549 00:31:26,972 --> 00:31:28,108 That... 550 00:31:28,141 --> 00:31:30,947 That was a one‐time‐only event. 551 00:31:30,980 --> 00:31:32,449 That was the last and final print. 552 00:31:32,483 --> 00:31:33,986 I promise. 553 00:31:34,019 --> 00:31:35,623 ‐It was on 4chan. ‐ 554 00:31:35,656 --> 00:31:38,629 Which means that you're the last people on earth 555 00:31:38,662 --> 00:31:39,965 who believe what's on the Internet. 556 00:31:39,998 --> 00:31:41,367 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 557 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,071 If you were at the drive‐in watching the movie, 558 00:31:43,104 --> 00:31:45,142 why weren't... I mean, why aren't you...? 559 00:31:47,146 --> 00:31:49,116 You weren't even 560 00:31:49,150 --> 00:31:51,087 paying attention, were you? You were too busy 561 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:52,590 laying pipe. 562 00:31:52,624 --> 00:31:54,126 See, this is why I hated the idea 563 00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:56,097 of premiering at a drive‐in. 564 00:31:56,130 --> 00:31:58,368 Half the people are raw dogging it at any given time. 565 00:32:00,105 --> 00:32:02,242 But you must've seen what happened, right? 566 00:32:02,276 --> 00:32:04,246 Please... 567 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,985 Paint me a word picture. 568 00:32:07,019 --> 00:32:10,626 It was my finest hour, and I couldn't be there. 569 00:32:10,660 --> 00:32:12,530 Your finest hour? 570 00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:15,135 Everyone went crazy. 571 00:32:15,168 --> 00:32:16,237 They were tearing each other apart. 572 00:32:16,270 --> 00:32:18,108 "Everyone"? 573 00:32:18,141 --> 00:32:20,479 Every person who watched was affected? 574 00:32:20,513 --> 00:32:22,483 The response was 100%? 575 00:32:25,155 --> 00:32:28,161 ‐Unbelievable. ‐Our friends are dead, and you're talking 576 00:32:28,194 --> 00:32:30,165 like it's an experiment or a game score. 577 00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:32,002 It's neither. It's a... 578 00:32:32,035 --> 00:32:34,641 It's an experience. It's a cinematic happening. 579 00:32:34,674 --> 00:32:36,545 A horror movie 580 00:32:36,578 --> 00:32:39,016 where the horror isn't on‐screen. 581 00:32:39,049 --> 00:32:40,152 It's in the audience. 582 00:32:41,487 --> 00:32:43,559 Try to appreciate what I'm talking about. Come on! 583 00:32:43,592 --> 00:32:45,262 I mean, you two must be 584 00:32:45,295 --> 00:32:47,166 film buffs or you wouldn't have been there last night, 585 00:32:47,199 --> 00:32:50,305 so you must know about the, uh, subliminals in The Exorcist? 586 00:32:56,718 --> 00:32:58,722 William Friedkin 587 00:32:58,756 --> 00:33:02,129 cut two frames of a demon's face into reel six. 588 00:33:03,431 --> 00:33:05,570 People were throwing up in the aisles. 589 00:33:05,603 --> 00:33:08,041 There were cases of women going into labor. 590 00:33:08,074 --> 00:33:10,212 One gave birth right in the theater. 591 00:33:10,245 --> 00:33:12,082 People thought they were possessed, 592 00:33:12,115 --> 00:33:13,586 and all because of two frames, 593 00:33:13,619 --> 00:33:15,088 two little frames, 594 00:33:15,121 --> 00:33:17,159 and some creative sound. 595 00:33:17,192 --> 00:33:19,096 In certain spots, 596 00:33:19,129 --> 00:33:21,100 we mixed in the sound of an angry beehive. 597 00:33:21,133 --> 00:33:23,071 Oh, really got on people's nerves. 598 00:33:23,104 --> 00:33:26,210 Guess whose idea it was, the subliminals. 599 00:33:26,244 --> 00:33:27,547 Yours? 600 00:33:28,582 --> 00:33:30,418 Second assistant cutter. 601 00:33:30,452 --> 00:33:32,322 We changed film forever. 602 00:33:32,356 --> 00:33:34,326 We should've won Best Picture that year. 603 00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,698 You know what did? The Sting. 604 00:33:36,732 --> 00:33:38,201 It was a travesty! 605 00:33:38,234 --> 00:33:39,738 I couldn't let that stand. 606 00:33:39,771 --> 00:33:41,608 I had to take it to the next level. 607 00:33:41,642 --> 00:33:45,215 So I raised money for my own movie. 608 00:33:45,248 --> 00:33:47,620 I was after the recipe, you see. 609 00:33:47,654 --> 00:33:51,494 The‐the universal combination of image and sound 610 00:33:51,528 --> 00:33:53,097 that would trigger 611 00:33:53,131 --> 00:33:54,801 the fear center of every human brain. 612 00:33:54,834 --> 00:33:57,239 I studied intrusive memory formation, 613 00:33:57,272 --> 00:33:59,578 the CIA hijinks with MK‐Ultra. 614 00:33:59,611 --> 00:34:01,748 Did you know flashes of 330 hertz 615 00:34:01,782 --> 00:34:06,625 can trigger seizures even in people without epilepsy? 616 00:34:06,658 --> 00:34:08,596 I applied everything I learned 617 00:34:08,629 --> 00:34:12,236 like Edison creating the light bulb. 618 00:34:12,269 --> 00:34:14,541 I used thousands of combinations 619 00:34:14,574 --> 00:34:17,212 until one day, it happened. 620 00:34:25,696 --> 00:34:27,800 I gave my editor some notes, 621 00:34:27,834 --> 00:34:30,272 and I came by to see what she'd done. 622 00:34:30,305 --> 00:34:32,075 ‐ ‐Lanie? 623 00:34:43,565 --> 00:34:45,101 Lanie, what are you... 624 00:34:48,542 --> 00:34:51,280 They put her away. Combination of overwork 625 00:34:51,314 --> 00:34:53,251 and drugs. 626 00:34:53,284 --> 00:34:55,656 I knew the real score. 627 00:34:55,690 --> 00:34:59,330 I knew the film was ready. 628 00:35:00,332 --> 00:35:01,835 I found a distributor. 629 00:35:01,868 --> 00:35:04,139 Opened in one regional venue. 630 00:35:04,173 --> 00:35:06,645 Just a special engagement to build word of mouth. 631 00:35:06,678 --> 00:35:08,448 And the response 632 00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:10,519 was beyond my expectations. 633 00:35:10,553 --> 00:35:12,456 Even after what happened, 634 00:35:12,489 --> 00:35:14,527 people wanted to see it. 635 00:35:14,561 --> 00:35:16,330 Until... 636 00:35:16,364 --> 00:35:19,671 a certain senator's spouse turned her attention to me. 637 00:35:19,704 --> 00:35:21,541 It's a letter 638 00:35:21,575 --> 00:35:26,150 stating they've agreed to pull your movie immediately. 639 00:35:28,388 --> 00:35:30,358 Not only that. 640 00:35:30,392 --> 00:35:33,632 They're going to destroy every print in existence. 641 00:35:33,666 --> 00:35:35,435 You bitch! 642 00:35:37,205 --> 00:35:38,809 ‐ ‐Somebody stop him! 643 00:35:39,878 --> 00:35:41,480 ‐ ‐I'm gonna kill you. 644 00:35:41,515 --> 00:35:43,184 I'm gonna kill you! 645 00:35:43,217 --> 00:35:47,192 I won't stop until the whole world sees my movie! 646 00:35:48,896 --> 00:35:51,334 They charged me with assault. 647 00:35:51,367 --> 00:35:53,237 They put me away for 15 years. 648 00:35:53,271 --> 00:35:55,442 A society that locks up its artists 649 00:35:55,475 --> 00:35:57,513 doesn't deserve to survive. 650 00:35:57,547 --> 00:35:59,918 It deserves to burn. So, 651 00:35:59,951 --> 00:36:02,924 like a monk, I spent every minute of my time 652 00:36:02,957 --> 00:36:05,362 gathering every piece of information I could 653 00:36:05,395 --> 00:36:08,334 to fix and to refine the recipe. 654 00:36:09,771 --> 00:36:11,908 And when I got out, I applied it 655 00:36:11,942 --> 00:36:13,912 to a workprint that I'd squirreled away. 656 00:36:13,946 --> 00:36:15,750 And the rest... 657 00:36:15,783 --> 00:36:17,352 is history. 658 00:36:19,791 --> 00:36:22,396 Okay. I know you're angry right now, 659 00:36:22,429 --> 00:36:24,233 but try to appreciate the big picture. 660 00:36:24,266 --> 00:36:26,270 You were a witness to history. 661 00:36:26,303 --> 00:36:29,376 You can retire to the lecture circuit. 662 00:36:29,410 --> 00:36:30,913 You'll never have to work another day. 663 00:36:30,946 --> 00:36:34,521 Take the win and get on with your lives. 664 00:36:34,554 --> 00:36:37,359 You two look like nice kids. 665 00:36:37,392 --> 00:36:39,263 We saw some of your movie. 666 00:36:39,296 --> 00:36:41,535 The both of us. 667 00:36:41,568 --> 00:36:44,507 Wasn't enough to make us crazy. 668 00:36:44,541 --> 00:36:46,778 But enough to make us do this. 669 00:36:50,418 --> 00:36:51,922 How's that fear center doing? 670 00:36:51,955 --> 00:36:54,359 ‐You bitch. ‐Where's the print? 671 00:36:54,393 --> 00:36:56,297 There is no other print, I told you! 672 00:36:56,330 --> 00:36:58,569 Bullshit! We were in the projection booth. 673 00:36:58,602 --> 00:37:01,440 I got a look at the print, and you know what I didn't see? 674 00:37:01,474 --> 00:37:04,279 Splices. Tape splices. 675 00:37:04,313 --> 00:37:07,653 Unless what I had was a copy and the original 676 00:37:07,687 --> 00:37:10,358 is still here, so fucking talk. 677 00:37:11,595 --> 00:37:12,697 Where is it? 678 00:37:12,730 --> 00:37:15,435 Fuck you. 679 00:37:15,468 --> 00:37:16,938 All right, all right, all right. 680 00:37:16,972 --> 00:37:19,343 It's in the box. That box there. 681 00:37:21,982 --> 00:37:23,652 Take it and go. Wait, wait, wait, 682 00:37:23,685 --> 00:37:25,422 wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what are you doing? 683 00:37:25,455 --> 00:37:27,459 Don't! Don't. That's my life's work. 684 00:37:27,492 --> 00:37:30,533 It's all that I have. Please, please, please. 685 00:37:30,566 --> 00:37:31,701 Okay. 686 00:37:31,735 --> 00:37:33,539 I'm sorry. All right? I'm sorry for everything! 687 00:37:33,572 --> 00:37:36,678 Just please, make him stop. 688 00:37:36,711 --> 00:37:38,381 I hate apologies. 689 00:37:41,521 --> 00:37:43,291 It's a thing. 690 00:37:44,460 --> 00:37:47,499 No. Wait, you can't leave me here. Please. 691 00:37:47,533 --> 00:37:49,671 ‐Please. ‐You put us in a horror movie. 692 00:37:49,704 --> 00:37:51,908 Now we're just returning the favor. 693 00:37:59,591 --> 00:38:02,697 You think this is the end of the movie? 694 00:38:04,366 --> 00:38:06,337 It's only act one! 695 00:38:11,882 --> 00:38:13,652 And the rest 696 00:38:13,685 --> 00:38:16,691 is gonna be fucking epic! 697 00:38:17,894 --> 00:38:19,029 Aah! 698 00:38:19,062 --> 00:38:22,537 My name will go down in cinema history. 699 00:38:22,570 --> 00:38:24,006 Kubrick! Coppola! 700 00:38:24,039 --> 00:38:25,341 Spielberg! 701 00:38:25,375 --> 00:38:27,980 And Larry fucking Bitterman! 702 00:38:31,387 --> 00:38:33,792 I got a fucking Rolls! 703 00:38:33,826 --> 00:38:35,629 You want to know why? 704 00:38:35,663 --> 00:38:39,369 Ask yourself why! 705 00:38:39,403 --> 00:38:42,042 You won't like the fucking answer! 706 00:38:49,524 --> 00:38:51,928 ♪ There will be blood ♪ 707 00:38:53,599 --> 00:38:56,972 ♪ There will be blood ♪ 708 00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:01,648 ♪ There will be blood ♪ 709 00:39:01,681 --> 00:39:05,421 ♪ There will be blood ♪ 710 00:39:05,455 --> 00:39:07,392 ♪ Blood ♪ 711 00:39:07,425 --> 00:39:09,396 ♪ There will be ♪ 712 00:39:09,429 --> 00:39:11,568 ♪ In the club, I can't save you now ♪ 713 00:39:11,601 --> 00:39:13,505 ♪ Ain't nobody can hear you shout ♪ 714 00:39:13,539 --> 00:39:15,943 ♪ When I'm pulling you underground ♪ 715 00:39:15,976 --> 00:39:18,414 ♪ There will be ♪ 716 00:39:18,447 --> 00:39:20,553 ♪ Take a sip from the devil's cup ♪ 717 00:39:20,586 --> 00:39:22,455 ♪ Just a taste, you won't get enough ♪ 718 00:39:22,489 --> 00:39:24,827 ♪ Seal your fate when you swallow up ♪ 719 00:39:24,861 --> 00:39:26,798 ♪ There will be ♪ 720 00:39:26,831 --> 00:39:31,106 ♪ Don't let me in, I'm‐a ruin your life ♪ 721 00:39:31,140 --> 00:39:33,779 ♪ I'm straight psychotic ♪ 722 00:39:33,812 --> 00:39:35,649 ♪ There will be ♪ 723 00:39:35,683 --> 00:39:40,091 ♪ This is gonna be a hell of a night ♪ 724 00:39:40,124 --> 00:39:44,934 ♪ There will be blood ♪ 725 00:39:44,968 --> 00:39:47,607 ♪ There will be blood ♪ 726 00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:48,675 ♪ Blood. ♪