1 00:00:00,545 --> 00:00:03,718 ‐(shrieking) ‐(woman screams) 2 00:00:03,751 --> 00:00:05,989 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:12,101 --> 00:00:14,138 (birds chirping) 4 00:00:22,589 --> 00:00:24,593 (bird cawing) 5 00:00:28,433 --> 00:00:30,470 ♪ ♪ 6 00:00:42,461 --> 00:00:44,465 Are you sure you two want to go in there? 7 00:00:44,499 --> 00:00:46,637 ‐That place was built above the devil's asshole. ‐That is why 8 00:00:46,670 --> 00:00:49,710 ‐we are going in. ‐It's the most haunted house in Los Angeles. 9 00:00:49,743 --> 00:00:51,614 Probably the entire United States. 10 00:00:51,647 --> 00:00:54,686 Followed closely by the House of Death in Greenwich Village, 11 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:57,726 the Franklin Castle in Cleveland and, of course... 12 00:00:57,759 --> 00:01:01,065 BOTH: The LaLaurie Mansion in New Orleans. 13 00:01:01,099 --> 00:01:03,403 Lies! Lies! 14 00:01:03,436 --> 00:01:05,073 (both laugh) 15 00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:08,146 We are, like, huge American Horror Story fans. 16 00:01:08,179 --> 00:01:09,750 I hear bad stuff about this house. 17 00:01:09,783 --> 00:01:11,520 How about I take you to a hotel? 18 00:01:11,553 --> 00:01:13,356 You mean like the Hotel Cortez? 19 00:01:13,390 --> 00:01:16,095 No, we're good. We rented this place out for the night. 20 00:01:16,129 --> 00:01:18,400 ‐It's an Airbnb now. ‐The owners offer 21 00:01:18,433 --> 00:01:21,105 this whole "Escape from the Murder House Experience." 22 00:01:21,139 --> 00:01:22,542 It's supposed to be super chilling. 23 00:01:22,575 --> 00:01:25,247 They promise we will not sleep a wink. 24 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:27,619 We're, like, huge horror fans in general. 25 00:01:27,652 --> 00:01:29,155 We met a couple years back at Comic‐Con. 26 00:01:29,188 --> 00:01:31,426 I was dressed as Son of Bloody Face, 27 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:33,631 and she was dressed as Sister Jude. 28 00:01:34,666 --> 00:01:36,269 It was love at first sight. 29 00:01:36,302 --> 00:01:39,241 Whatever. But don't say I didn't warn you. 30 00:01:49,195 --> 00:01:51,232 ♪ ♪ 31 00:02:05,828 --> 00:02:07,866 (Connie exhales) 32 00:02:08,834 --> 00:02:10,805 ‐Wait. ‐What? 33 00:02:10,838 --> 00:02:13,209 ‐You having second thoughts? ‐No. 34 00:02:13,243 --> 00:02:15,748 (chuckles): No. I just want to feel it 35 00:02:15,782 --> 00:02:18,353 before all the preplanned crazy starts. 36 00:02:18,386 --> 00:02:21,760 I just want to feel the energy of the house. 37 00:02:22,729 --> 00:02:24,766 (exhales) 38 00:02:30,410 --> 00:02:33,450 ‐(gasps) ‐What? 39 00:02:33,483 --> 00:02:35,655 (chuckles): Nothing. 40 00:02:35,688 --> 00:02:37,291 Nothing. I think I'm just so psyched, 41 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:39,295 I'm getting a bit ahead of myself. 42 00:02:39,328 --> 00:02:42,502 Come on. Let's go explore. 43 00:02:49,850 --> 00:02:52,388 "Welcome to Murder House. 44 00:02:52,421 --> 00:02:55,260 "If you're anything like every other poor soul 45 00:02:55,293 --> 00:02:59,536 that entered these walls, you may get stuck here forever." 46 00:02:59,569 --> 00:03:01,607 (Dylan chuckles) 47 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:04,412 There's something on the back of the note. 48 00:03:04,445 --> 00:03:06,215 "We hear you're 'Violataters.' 49 00:03:06,249 --> 00:03:08,286 "Your next adventure is to find 50 00:03:08,319 --> 00:03:10,792 "the room where Tate first appeared to her and they later 51 00:03:10,825 --> 00:03:14,499 "consummated their forbidden and fateful love. 52 00:03:14,533 --> 00:03:17,404 "Follow the black rose petals 53 00:03:17,438 --> 00:03:19,208 if you dare." 54 00:03:20,878 --> 00:03:22,849 Oh, my God. This is amazing. 55 00:03:22,882 --> 00:03:24,586 (chuckles softly): Yeah. 56 00:03:26,590 --> 00:03:29,328 To the man who makes my dreams come true, 57 00:03:29,361 --> 00:03:31,900 even if they're nightmares. 58 00:03:35,942 --> 00:03:37,344 DYLAN: Oh. 59 00:03:37,377 --> 00:03:40,350 Tastes like... blood. 60 00:03:40,383 --> 00:03:41,653 Awesome. 61 00:03:45,628 --> 00:03:48,266 ‐Let's play. ‐Yeah. 62 00:03:49,468 --> 00:03:50,671 (door creaks) 63 00:03:56,850 --> 00:03:58,888 ♪ ♪ 64 00:04:06,302 --> 00:04:09,275 (door creaks) 65 00:04:09,308 --> 00:04:10,711 This is so sick. 66 00:04:10,745 --> 00:04:13,751 Wait, who lit the candles? 67 00:04:13,784 --> 00:04:16,422 Do you think there's someone in the house with us? 68 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:18,828 There's got to be, right? Like the haunted hayrides. 69 00:04:18,861 --> 00:04:20,898 I feel like we should be prepared 70 00:04:20,932 --> 00:04:22,769 for a few jump scares. 71 00:04:22,802 --> 00:04:24,773 Wait, maybe they're in the tunnels 72 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:26,042 behind the walls. 73 00:04:26,075 --> 00:04:28,514 Uh, I think that's just in the show. 74 00:04:28,547 --> 00:04:30,651 Don't think that's actually in the house. 75 00:04:30,685 --> 00:04:32,454 Maybe it was Larry Harvey and he used 76 00:04:32,488 --> 00:04:35,293 one of his smoldering children to light them. 77 00:04:35,327 --> 00:04:37,364 Up for a little cosplay? 78 00:04:38,601 --> 00:04:39,870 Holy shit. 79 00:04:40,872 --> 00:04:41,907 (moans) 80 00:04:43,944 --> 00:04:45,581 (grunts) 81 00:04:45,615 --> 00:04:47,519 No, no, no, no. Leave it on. 82 00:04:47,552 --> 00:04:48,988 Kinky. 83 00:04:57,972 --> 00:05:00,010 (moaning) 84 00:05:06,022 --> 00:05:07,826 (grunts) 85 00:05:08,828 --> 00:05:10,865 Sorry. 86 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:16,475 CONNIE: Why do you think people like 87 00:05:16,510 --> 00:05:18,012 scary stories so much? 88 00:05:18,046 --> 00:05:21,352 Well, they always have. 89 00:05:21,385 --> 00:05:24,926 Pretend monsters let us forget about the real ones. 90 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:26,095 (shriek) 91 00:05:26,128 --> 00:05:27,699 ADDIE: You're gonna die in here. 92 00:05:27,732 --> 00:05:30,505 (chuckles): My gosh. There must be a speaker 93 00:05:30,538 --> 00:05:32,909 hidden somewhere in this room. That is so cool. 94 00:05:38,787 --> 00:05:40,992 Do you think there's someone in the house with us? 95 00:05:41,025 --> 00:05:43,396 ‐Let's go see. ‐Okay. 96 00:05:48,172 --> 00:05:49,809 ‐What's the matter? ‐I don't know. 97 00:05:49,843 --> 00:05:51,145 I can't seem to get up. 98 00:05:51,178 --> 00:05:52,849 What? 99 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:57,792 ‐(grunts) ‐(chuckles) 100 00:05:57,825 --> 00:05:59,796 ‐(woman screams) ‐(chuckling) 101 00:05:59,829 --> 00:06:02,502 ‐(Connie laughs) ‐Oh, my God. 102 00:06:02,535 --> 00:06:04,906 Come on, let's go check it out. 103 00:06:09,048 --> 00:06:10,551 Maybe I could find a ghost 104 00:06:10,585 --> 00:06:12,755 that'll last more than two pumps. 105 00:06:16,597 --> 00:06:18,099 (mouths) 106 00:06:18,132 --> 00:06:19,468 ‐(Connie exhales) ‐DYLAN: They based this episode 107 00:06:19,502 --> 00:06:20,805 ‐on Richard Speck. ‐(screams) 108 00:06:20,838 --> 00:06:22,040 (Dylan chuckles softly) 109 00:06:22,074 --> 00:06:23,844 You know, 110 00:06:23,877 --> 00:06:25,982 he's the serial killer that murdered all those nurses. 111 00:06:26,015 --> 00:06:27,552 Yeah. We met at a horror convention. 112 00:06:27,585 --> 00:06:29,623 ‐You think I don't know that? ‐Okay. 113 00:06:34,699 --> 00:06:35,935 ‐Okay. ‐What? 114 00:06:35,968 --> 00:06:37,505 I'm guessing this is the part 115 00:06:37,538 --> 00:06:38,908 where we have to sign all those waivers 116 00:06:38,941 --> 00:06:40,745 is gonna start. "Warning. By signing this, 117 00:06:40,778 --> 00:06:42,582 "you accept that you absolve all knowledge 118 00:06:42,615 --> 00:06:45,153 "of anything that can happen to your mind, body or psyche 119 00:06:45,186 --> 00:06:47,157 "during your time in the experience 120 00:06:47,190 --> 00:06:49,461 ‐of the Escape from the Murder House Experience." ‐I know. 121 00:06:49,496 --> 00:06:51,566 Just saying, this is our last chance. 122 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:53,704 You know, we could always go to Norms, get some pancakes, 123 00:06:53,737 --> 00:06:55,775 go home, binge‐watch Roanoke. 124 00:06:55,808 --> 00:06:57,745 Why does Sarah Paulson shit‐talk that season? 125 00:06:57,779 --> 00:06:59,148 It's so good. 126 00:06:59,181 --> 00:07:00,851 Do you really want to go watch Roanoke? 127 00:07:00,885 --> 00:07:03,489 No. I want to shit myself 'cause I'm so scared. 128 00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:05,093 ‐Me, too. ‐Come on. 129 00:07:05,126 --> 00:07:06,997 (stairs creaking) 130 00:07:09,903 --> 00:07:13,009 (screams, laughs) 131 00:07:26,035 --> 00:07:28,507 ♪ ♪ 132 00:07:32,548 --> 00:07:33,817 Come on. 133 00:07:35,253 --> 00:07:37,257 ‐(grunts, chuckles) ‐(chuckles) 134 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:38,894 ‐(faint crying) ‐Shh. 135 00:07:38,927 --> 00:07:41,533 Do you hear that? 136 00:07:45,975 --> 00:07:47,979 ‐Help us, please! ‐Please, 137 00:07:48,012 --> 00:07:49,783 ‐help us! ‐Who the hell are they? 138 00:07:49,816 --> 00:07:51,018 Did we miss an episode? 139 00:07:51,052 --> 00:07:52,922 CONNIE: I'm sorry, who are you? 140 00:07:52,955 --> 00:07:54,559 Yeah, sorry, which episode are you guys from? 141 00:07:54,592 --> 00:07:55,928 What are you talking about? 142 00:07:55,961 --> 00:07:57,965 Ten years ago, we went trick‐or‐treating. 143 00:07:59,602 --> 00:08:01,540 ALL: Trick or treat. 144 00:08:01,573 --> 00:08:03,242 You girls don't want to be here. 145 00:08:03,276 --> 00:08:05,681 ‐DILF alert. ‐(others giggle) 146 00:08:05,715 --> 00:08:07,150 MIKA: You can give us some candy, 147 00:08:07,184 --> 00:08:10,156 but you can also just invite us in for a treat. 148 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:12,528 Leave now or else. 149 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:21,012 Let's go inside and give him a good Halloween scare. 150 00:08:22,682 --> 00:08:25,053 (door creaks) 151 00:08:27,892 --> 00:08:29,796 Where'd he go? 152 00:08:30,664 --> 00:08:32,034 (door closes) 153 00:08:34,271 --> 00:08:35,641 Did you see that? 154 00:08:35,674 --> 00:08:37,077 (women scream) 155 00:08:37,110 --> 00:08:38,312 RUBY: Hi, ladies. 156 00:08:38,346 --> 00:08:41,252 Welcome to Murder House, 157 00:08:41,285 --> 00:08:43,690 where you can check in anytime you like 158 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:45,126 but you can never leave. 159 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:47,598 (women screaming) 160 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:01,993 You have to help us out of here. Please. 161 00:09:02,027 --> 00:09:03,964 ‐Please, help us. ‐They can't help us. 162 00:09:03,997 --> 00:09:05,601 No one can. 163 00:09:05,634 --> 00:09:07,304 We were killed here, so we can never escape. 164 00:09:07,337 --> 00:09:09,041 Sorry, but she's right. 165 00:09:09,074 --> 00:09:11,580 If you die here, you're trapped here forever. 166 00:09:11,613 --> 00:09:13,316 Maybe we're supposed to try and help them, though. 167 00:09:13,349 --> 00:09:16,823 I mean, it is called the "Escape from Murder House Experience." 168 00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:18,259 ‐JANNA: Please. ‐KATE: Please, help us. 169 00:09:18,292 --> 00:09:20,698 It's the Infantata. 170 00:09:20,731 --> 00:09:22,635 (panting) 171 00:09:22,668 --> 00:09:24,706 ‐(screeches) ‐(light buzzing) 172 00:09:24,739 --> 00:09:26,142 ‐(Dylan grunts) ‐(women gasp) 173 00:09:26,175 --> 00:09:29,014 ‐(panting) ‐Is that fake blood? 174 00:09:29,047 --> 00:09:32,354 ‐It cut me. It really fucking cut me. ‐This isn't right! 175 00:09:32,387 --> 00:09:35,160 ‐Please, stop! We don't like it! It's too much! ‐(Dylan grunts) 176 00:09:35,193 --> 00:09:37,364 And we want it to stop! Please! Now! 177 00:09:37,397 --> 00:09:39,101 (screaming) 178 00:09:40,638 --> 00:09:43,944 Please, stop! We don't like it! It's too real! 179 00:09:43,977 --> 00:09:45,714 You're not supposed to hurt us! 180 00:09:45,748 --> 00:09:47,752 It's not fake. It's real! 181 00:09:47,785 --> 00:09:49,354 ‐Get out of here! ‐(shouts) 182 00:09:49,388 --> 00:09:51,058 Now! (screams) 183 00:09:52,227 --> 00:09:53,831 (screams, grunts) 184 00:09:53,864 --> 00:09:56,001 (screaming) 185 00:09:59,976 --> 00:10:02,715 ‐(gunshot) ‐No! 186 00:10:02,748 --> 00:10:04,719 No! 187 00:10:04,752 --> 00:10:07,190 I told you, dumb bitch. You're gonna die in here. 188 00:10:07,224 --> 00:10:09,662 What are you doing here? You died on the street! 189 00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:11,800 We've all come here from all over. 190 00:10:11,833 --> 00:10:13,770 ‐It's a special occasion. ‐What occasion? 191 00:10:13,804 --> 00:10:15,173 The day you die. 192 00:10:15,206 --> 00:10:17,110 (Addie chuckles) 193 00:10:18,279 --> 00:10:19,983 (screams) 194 00:10:20,016 --> 00:10:22,154 This isn't possible! 195 00:10:22,187 --> 00:10:23,690 None of you should be here! 196 00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:25,828 Please, make this stop! 197 00:10:25,861 --> 00:10:27,665 (screams) 198 00:10:28,432 --> 00:10:29,803 (whimpering) 199 00:10:36,448 --> 00:10:38,921 DEEP VOICE: You were killed by Twisty. 200 00:10:38,954 --> 00:10:42,995 You are now trapped in the Murder House forever. 201 00:10:43,029 --> 00:10:46,135 These controls suck. It keeps glitching. 202 00:10:46,168 --> 00:10:48,105 I could have escaped, but it froze up again right when 203 00:10:48,139 --> 00:10:50,043 ‐I tried to run. ‐Okay. I mean, look, that's an easy fix. 204 00:10:50,076 --> 00:10:51,847 But what do you think in general? 205 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:53,984 Come on, the graphics are amazing, aren't they? 206 00:10:54,017 --> 00:10:55,788 (sighs) Yeah. 207 00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:56,957 But? 208 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,760 Don't take this the wrong way, 209 00:10:58,794 --> 00:11:01,666 but, like, have you even ever actually watched the show? 210 00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:03,737 Yes, I've watched the show. I'm not an obsessive fan 211 00:11:03,770 --> 00:11:05,875 like you, but... I've watched the show. 212 00:11:05,908 --> 00:11:08,045 Even casual fans of the show are gonna be pissed 213 00:11:08,079 --> 00:11:09,749 because Addie is a ghost there 214 00:11:09,782 --> 00:11:11,318 and there are other characters from other seasons 215 00:11:11,352 --> 00:11:13,022 who have no business being there. 216 00:11:13,055 --> 00:11:14,993 Second, I think you're missing the reason 217 00:11:15,026 --> 00:11:17,464 why fans keep wanting to go back to Murder House. 218 00:11:17,498 --> 00:11:19,301 It's not that they want to trap more people there. 219 00:11:19,334 --> 00:11:21,907 They want to feel the tension of whether or not 220 00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:23,944 the new people are gonna be able to escape or not. 221 00:11:23,977 --> 00:11:25,881 The thing that always trips people up in the house 222 00:11:25,915 --> 00:11:28,352 and leads them down that path to getting stuck there 223 00:11:28,386 --> 00:11:30,123 is that they don't deal with their human shit. 224 00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:32,695 They're too selfish or greedy 225 00:11:32,728 --> 00:11:34,966 or mean or possessive or depressed, 226 00:11:34,999 --> 00:11:36,202 so they're forced to stay like that, 227 00:11:36,235 --> 00:11:37,772 frozen in the house forever. 228 00:11:37,805 --> 00:11:39,208 Okay, I hear you. 229 00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:40,778 But it's scary. 230 00:11:40,811 --> 00:11:42,347 ‐(sighs) ‐Right? Isn't it enough 231 00:11:42,380 --> 00:11:45,220 if‐if it's in the same basic setting but it's scary? 232 00:11:45,253 --> 00:11:47,123 (sighs) I don't know. 233 00:11:47,157 --> 00:11:50,798 That's exactly what the people who made Jaws 2 thought. 234 00:11:50,831 --> 00:11:53,336 ‐(sighs) ‐Okay. Um... 235 00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:57,143 I put everything into this. 236 00:11:57,177 --> 00:12:00,350 I quit my job to develop it. I mortgaged the house 237 00:12:00,383 --> 00:12:02,087 so that I could hire the programmers 238 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:03,790 who have been working in our garage day and night. 239 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:07,030 I need this to work out for us. For our family. 240 00:12:07,063 --> 00:12:11,138 ‐I didn't ask you to do any of this. ‐I did this 241 00:12:11,171 --> 00:12:12,808 for you because I thought... 242 00:12:12,842 --> 00:12:15,781 I thought we could bond over your favorite show. 243 00:12:15,814 --> 00:12:17,852 You could've just watched it with me. 244 00:12:17,885 --> 00:12:21,025 I love you, Mom, but you don't really get the vibe of the show. 245 00:12:21,058 --> 00:12:23,964 Like... at all. 246 00:12:25,433 --> 00:12:28,507 You're saying I don't get you at all. 247 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:30,343 (scoffs) 248 00:12:30,376 --> 00:12:32,213 I'm trying. 249 00:12:33,182 --> 00:12:34,418 Wait, honey. Where are you going? 250 00:12:34,451 --> 00:12:37,223 I got HiHo burgers from Postmates. 251 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,227 Where you going? 252 00:12:39,261 --> 00:12:41,131 I'm gonna stay at Dad's tonight. 253 00:12:41,165 --> 00:12:44,304 Actually, I think I'm gonna stay there for a couple of weeks. 254 00:12:44,338 --> 00:12:46,041 Things have gotten 255 00:12:46,075 --> 00:12:48,847 so weird around here lately. 256 00:12:49,816 --> 00:12:52,855 ‐Rory. ‐(sighs) 257 00:12:56,896 --> 00:12:58,332 (sighs) 258 00:13:05,046 --> 00:13:06,448 ♪ ♪ 259 00:13:16,335 --> 00:13:17,404 DEEP VOICE: Garden shears. 260 00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,379 ♪ ♪ 261 00:13:48,132 --> 00:13:50,269 (panting) 262 00:14:09,976 --> 00:14:12,180 DEEP VOICE: There's no escape. 263 00:14:24,539 --> 00:14:26,576 (squealing) 264 00:14:44,311 --> 00:14:46,315 ♪ ♪ 265 00:14:55,299 --> 00:14:58,105 ♪ ♪ 266 00:15:07,056 --> 00:15:08,527 (door creaks) 267 00:15:11,331 --> 00:15:12,333 ‐(thud on TV) ‐(screams) 268 00:15:18,479 --> 00:15:21,218 ♪ ♪ 269 00:15:26,128 --> 00:15:28,365 TIM: Usually I wait until the end of the tour 270 00:15:28,399 --> 00:15:30,436 to give the bad news, but... 271 00:15:30,470 --> 00:15:33,610 why bother delaying the inevitable? (clears throat) 272 00:15:33,643 --> 00:15:36,516 They found nine bodies in the house a year or so ago. 273 00:15:36,549 --> 00:15:38,520 MICHELLE: I know. 274 00:15:38,553 --> 00:15:41,593 And I know about the body of that girl Ruby McDaniel 275 00:15:41,626 --> 00:15:43,362 they found in the backyard a month later. 276 00:15:43,395 --> 00:15:46,468 (sighs) Oh, God. 277 00:15:46,503 --> 00:15:48,139 You're not one of those murder nerds 278 00:15:48,172 --> 00:15:50,276 who's just here to take Instagram selfies 279 00:15:50,309 --> 00:15:52,147 inside the house? Because I know. 280 00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:54,685 I know this is the shittiest listing in America, and I know 281 00:15:54,719 --> 00:15:57,223 that it says a lot about what the other agents at my office 282 00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:58,994 think about me that I'm the one who's stuck with it, 283 00:15:59,027 --> 00:16:01,533 but I'm sorry. I take my job seriously. 284 00:16:01,566 --> 00:16:03,402 To me, every listing 285 00:16:03,435 --> 00:16:06,375 is‐is a little orphan child looking for a new family 286 00:16:06,408 --> 00:16:08,613 to adopt it. And, yes, this one has some baggage 287 00:16:08,647 --> 00:16:10,116 and some real issues, 288 00:16:10,149 --> 00:16:12,220 but it is no less deserving of love. 289 00:16:12,253 --> 00:16:14,124 ‐How much? ‐Seriously? 290 00:16:14,157 --> 00:16:15,359 It's an investment. 291 00:16:15,393 --> 00:16:18,299 Okay. Uh, well, you're in luck. 292 00:16:18,332 --> 00:16:21,305 The bank is basically willing to sell it for land value. 293 00:16:21,338 --> 00:16:22,575 How much is that? 294 00:16:22,608 --> 00:16:24,277 $600,000. 295 00:16:24,311 --> 00:16:26,716 But, unfortunately for them, 296 00:16:26,749 --> 00:16:28,319 no one's been willing to pay that, 297 00:16:28,352 --> 00:16:31,993 ‐so they are open to any offers. ‐$100,000. 298 00:16:36,034 --> 00:16:37,437 I need to make a call, 299 00:16:37,470 --> 00:16:38,673 but I think you just bought yourself a house. 300 00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:41,278 As is, of course. 301 00:16:41,311 --> 00:16:42,648 This thing is harder to move 302 00:16:42,681 --> 00:16:45,319 ‐than a toxic waste dump. ‐(phone clicks, beeps) 303 00:16:45,353 --> 00:16:48,593 Jenny? Hi. Hi. Yeah, I think I found someone 304 00:16:48,627 --> 00:16:51,164 to adopt our little devil baby house. 305 00:16:51,198 --> 00:16:53,202 No contingencies. 306 00:16:53,235 --> 00:16:56,008 ♪ ♪ 307 00:17:00,116 --> 00:17:02,621 You're mine. 308 00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:06,696 I am going to make you reveal all your secrets to me. 309 00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:22,360 (chuckles): Rory. Honey, you look so cute. 310 00:17:22,393 --> 00:17:24,632 ‐Look at you. ‐RORY: Mom. 311 00:17:24,665 --> 00:17:27,370 ‐What are you doing here? ‐Oh, um, I just brought you some extra clothes. 312 00:17:27,403 --> 00:17:29,241 I am gonna be going away for about a week or so. 313 00:17:29,274 --> 00:17:30,644 Where? 314 00:17:30,677 --> 00:17:32,648 I'm going to a Halloween horror convention. 315 00:17:32,681 --> 00:17:35,386 The writers of American Horror Story are doing a talk. 316 00:17:35,419 --> 00:17:37,190 I'm gonna ask them to tell me all about Murder House. 317 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:39,461 What it means, what the most important aspects are. 318 00:17:39,495 --> 00:17:40,764 Hey, I'm taking your advice. 319 00:17:40,797 --> 00:17:42,433 I'm trying to figure out the vibe. 320 00:17:42,467 --> 00:17:44,037 Right from the horse's mouth. 321 00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:47,310 ‐Steven. ‐Michelle. 322 00:17:48,613 --> 00:17:50,383 I'm sorry, I just overheard 323 00:17:50,416 --> 00:17:51,653 ‐what you were telling Rory. ‐Yeah, I'm sorry, too, 324 00:17:51,686 --> 00:17:52,721 'cause it's none of your business. 325 00:17:52,755 --> 00:17:54,190 Well, when you go broke 326 00:17:54,224 --> 00:17:56,128 and I have to pay for everything for Rory, 327 00:17:56,161 --> 00:17:57,397 it will be my business. 328 00:17:57,430 --> 00:17:58,800 Rory, can you give your dad and I a moment? 329 00:17:58,833 --> 00:18:00,537 No. He should hear this. Michelle, 330 00:18:00,570 --> 00:18:02,240 you're in over your head. 331 00:18:02,273 --> 00:18:04,144 You're on one of your obsessive kicks again. 332 00:18:04,177 --> 00:18:06,148 You pull this shit, and you get blinders on, 333 00:18:06,181 --> 00:18:07,751 and you go, and you go, and you go 334 00:18:07,785 --> 00:18:09,287 ‐until you drive yourself straight off a cliff. ‐You know, 335 00:18:09,321 --> 00:18:10,824 I'm sorry that you've always felt the need 336 00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,628 to dump on my dreams, but we're not married anymore, 337 00:18:12,661 --> 00:18:14,264 so I can do without your opinion. 338 00:18:14,297 --> 00:18:15,801 Thank you so much, Steven. 339 00:18:15,834 --> 00:18:18,272 If you could just look past that giant chip on your shoulder, 340 00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:21,144 it would be so clear to you that I'm just trying to help you. 341 00:18:21,178 --> 00:18:23,248 I was married to you, and I love you 342 00:18:23,282 --> 00:18:24,752 in spite of everything that happened, 343 00:18:24,785 --> 00:18:26,288 and I see you. 344 00:18:26,321 --> 00:18:28,493 And if you've got one fatal flaw, 345 00:18:28,526 --> 00:18:30,631 it's that you're so convinced 346 00:18:30,664 --> 00:18:32,166 that you've got something to prove 347 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,237 that you will kill yourself to prove it. 348 00:18:34,270 --> 00:18:36,174 And if I were a man, that would be called drive. 349 00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:38,178 Admirable ambition, even. 350 00:18:38,212 --> 00:18:39,615 Come on, Michelle. 351 00:18:40,617 --> 00:18:43,422 Can you give that to your father, sweetie? 352 00:18:45,326 --> 00:18:47,698 Give us a moment? 353 00:18:47,731 --> 00:18:50,804 This trip is gonna be the answer to all our worries. 354 00:18:50,837 --> 00:18:52,574 Dad's right, Mom. 355 00:18:52,608 --> 00:18:54,377 You don't have to prove anything to me. 356 00:18:54,411 --> 00:18:56,248 I think you're awesome. 357 00:18:56,281 --> 00:18:58,520 Thank you, my sweet boy. 358 00:18:58,553 --> 00:19:00,757 ‐I love you. ‐Love you, too. 359 00:19:01,726 --> 00:19:03,195 Okay. 360 00:19:03,228 --> 00:19:05,132 You have fun. 361 00:19:05,901 --> 00:19:08,138 (kids chattering) 362 00:19:17,858 --> 00:19:19,829 ♪ ♪ 363 00:19:24,972 --> 00:19:27,176 ‐(popping) ‐BOTH: You're gonna die in there. 364 00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:28,580 (boys laugh) 365 00:19:39,535 --> 00:19:40,704 MAYA: So, what's your guys's plan? 366 00:19:40,737 --> 00:19:42,206 I'm going to the club. 367 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:43,510 Desperate for some dick 368 00:19:43,543 --> 00:19:44,712 that hasn't been dead for a decade. 369 00:19:44,745 --> 00:19:46,214 (chuckles) Same. 370 00:19:46,248 --> 00:19:47,651 NICOLE: I'm going to see my brother. 371 00:19:47,684 --> 00:19:49,487 I'm just gonna go look at the ocean. 372 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,224 Think I'm starting to get depressed about being dead. 373 00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:52,861 MAYA: I wouldn't go in there if I were you. 374 00:19:52,895 --> 00:19:54,699 It's already crowded as fuck. 375 00:19:54,732 --> 00:19:56,703 (women chuckle) 376 00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:02,881 ‐Can I help you? ‐(chuckles): Hi. 377 00:20:02,915 --> 00:20:05,352 Do you guys just dress up in time for Halloween? 378 00:20:05,386 --> 00:20:06,789 Are you superfans? 379 00:20:06,823 --> 00:20:09,528 ‐Superfans of what? ‐SCARLETT: Come on, babe! 380 00:20:09,562 --> 00:20:10,931 Time's a‐wasting. 381 00:20:10,964 --> 00:20:12,768 Come in for a little bit first. 382 00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:15,574 (Ruby and Scarlett chuckling) 383 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:26,228 Oh, um... Hello? 384 00:20:26,261 --> 00:20:28,733 Wait. 385 00:20:28,767 --> 00:20:30,737 Hello? 386 00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,641 (echoes): Hello? 387 00:20:32,674 --> 00:20:34,678 Hello? 388 00:20:34,712 --> 00:20:36,415 Anyone? 389 00:20:36,448 --> 00:20:37,684 (creaking) 390 00:20:37,718 --> 00:20:39,922 Hello? I'm Michelle. 391 00:20:39,955 --> 00:20:42,360 The new owner. 392 00:20:42,393 --> 00:20:43,830 Hello? 393 00:20:43,863 --> 00:20:45,934 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 394 00:20:45,967 --> 00:20:48,706 Hello? Hello? I assume if you're here 395 00:20:48,740 --> 00:20:50,443 that you're superfans. 396 00:20:50,476 --> 00:20:52,280 I know you can hear me. 397 00:20:52,313 --> 00:20:54,050 Love to chat with you about the show. 398 00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:55,821 Hello? 399 00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:58,425 I'm making a game based on the Murder House. 400 00:20:58,459 --> 00:21:00,296 I know you're here. 401 00:21:00,329 --> 00:21:02,968 I'm just trying to understand the vibe. Please? 402 00:21:03,001 --> 00:21:06,542 Whatever that means. (chuckles) 403 00:21:07,544 --> 00:21:09,414 Hello? 404 00:21:12,420 --> 00:21:14,424 Anyone? 405 00:21:17,029 --> 00:21:18,833 Hello? 406 00:21:28,887 --> 00:21:31,726 ♪ ♪ 407 00:21:34,498 --> 00:21:36,669 (both chuckle softly) 408 00:21:36,702 --> 00:21:39,007 If you could escape this house‐‐ 409 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:42,681 not out in the world but, like, in a... 410 00:21:42,714 --> 00:21:44,819 put your soul to rest kind of way‐‐ 411 00:21:44,852 --> 00:21:46,354 would you do it? 412 00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:49,027 Maybe a few years ago before I met you. 413 00:21:49,060 --> 00:21:52,734 I don't mind going on forever as long as forever includes you. 414 00:21:52,768 --> 00:21:53,903 (Scarlett chuckles softly) 415 00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:56,843 ‐Would you want that? ‐No. 416 00:21:56,876 --> 00:21:59,915 Not even if it meant freedom and relief for your dads? 417 00:21:59,949 --> 00:22:01,051 Fuck my dads. 418 00:22:01,084 --> 00:22:02,721 Fuck every ghost in here. 419 00:22:02,754 --> 00:22:04,625 ‐(chuckles) ‐Fuck anyone and everyone 420 00:22:04,658 --> 00:22:06,394 who isn't you or me. 421 00:22:08,933 --> 00:22:11,606 God, life is rough out in the world of living. 422 00:22:11,639 --> 00:22:14,712 I don't need money, but I took a shit job at Erewhon 423 00:22:14,745 --> 00:22:16,381 just to have something to do with my days 424 00:22:16,414 --> 00:22:18,118 ‐besides watch Family Feud. ‐(chuckles) 425 00:22:18,151 --> 00:22:20,624 My life is basically just waiting 426 00:22:20,657 --> 00:22:22,895 for Halloween to roll around every year. 427 00:22:22,928 --> 00:22:25,399 If I didn't have you to look forward to, 428 00:22:25,432 --> 00:22:26,903 I wouldn't want to be alive at all. 429 00:22:26,936 --> 00:22:29,642 I won't let anything get in the way of our time together. 430 00:22:29,675 --> 00:22:31,913 Even though you're gonna stay young and hot and I'm gonna get 431 00:22:31,946 --> 00:22:34,083 ‐old and wrinkly? ‐Oh, bring on the gray pubes. 432 00:22:34,117 --> 00:22:35,954 (both chuckle) 433 00:22:35,987 --> 00:22:38,693 ‐I love you. ‐I love you. 434 00:22:39,762 --> 00:22:41,666 Let's go cause some trouble. 435 00:22:41,699 --> 00:22:43,703 (both chuckle) 436 00:22:47,410 --> 00:22:49,447 ♪ ♪ 437 00:22:57,129 --> 00:22:59,367 Hello? 438 00:23:11,024 --> 00:23:12,961 Hello? 439 00:23:12,995 --> 00:23:15,032 (man crying) 440 00:23:19,875 --> 00:23:21,913 (crying continues) 441 00:23:25,687 --> 00:23:27,056 Hello? 442 00:23:27,089 --> 00:23:29,093 (panting) 443 00:23:32,033 --> 00:23:34,103 Sorry. 444 00:23:35,607 --> 00:23:38,078 I usually only cry like this after I masturbate. 445 00:23:38,111 --> 00:23:39,447 Pardon? 446 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:40,850 Nothing. 447 00:23:40,884 --> 00:23:43,155 (exhales) 448 00:23:43,188 --> 00:23:45,459 Aren't you that lady I saw talking to the Realtor 449 00:23:45,493 --> 00:23:46,929 the other day? 450 00:23:46,963 --> 00:23:49,000 You didn't actually buy this place, did you? 451 00:23:49,033 --> 00:23:50,870 (chuckles softly) No. Um... 452 00:23:50,904 --> 00:23:52,975 I just needed to find a way to get in. 453 00:23:53,008 --> 00:23:54,477 Deal's never gonna close. 454 00:23:54,511 --> 00:23:56,882 Um, I don't actually have the money. 455 00:23:56,916 --> 00:23:58,853 I'm making a video game, 456 00:23:58,886 --> 00:24:01,559 and I am creatively stuck, and this is 457 00:24:01,592 --> 00:24:04,999 my last effort at getting some sort of inspiration. 458 00:24:05,032 --> 00:24:07,103 I actually don't know what else to fucking do. 459 00:24:07,136 --> 00:24:09,107 Is it violent? 460 00:24:09,140 --> 00:24:10,844 Because I've always counseled parents 461 00:24:10,877 --> 00:24:13,516 that violent video games are terrible for children. 462 00:24:13,549 --> 00:24:14,918 Wait a minute. 463 00:24:14,952 --> 00:24:17,691 (chuckles) Aren't you, um...? 464 00:24:18,926 --> 00:24:20,630 What are you doing here? 465 00:24:20,664 --> 00:24:22,601 Paying for my sins. 466 00:24:22,634 --> 00:24:25,573 Just like everyone else in this godforsaken place. 467 00:24:25,607 --> 00:24:27,043 You know what's a bad combination 468 00:24:27,076 --> 00:24:29,047 for eternal happiness? 469 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,719 Your wife, your forever teenaged daughter, 470 00:24:31,752 --> 00:24:33,021 her boyfriend, a newborn 471 00:24:33,055 --> 00:24:35,627 and your former mistress all trapped 472 00:24:35,660 --> 00:24:36,796 in the same house together. 473 00:24:36,829 --> 00:24:38,900 (both chuckle) 474 00:24:38,933 --> 00:24:41,872 Okay, this has got to be some kind of joke, right? 475 00:24:41,906 --> 00:24:43,175 I mean, what do you do? Do you just 476 00:24:43,208 --> 00:24:44,778 come in here and fuck with people 477 00:24:44,812 --> 00:24:47,551 on Halloween night who sneak in? Right? 478 00:24:47,584 --> 00:24:50,557 It's the farthest thing from a joke. 479 00:24:50,590 --> 00:24:51,926 I'm in hell. 480 00:24:52,894 --> 00:24:54,531 And don't start telling me it's all my fault 481 00:24:54,565 --> 00:24:56,736 like that other therapist in here. 482 00:24:56,769 --> 00:24:59,140 I didn't want to cheat on my wife. 483 00:24:59,173 --> 00:25:01,879 I resisted for years 484 00:25:01,912 --> 00:25:03,616 in this house. 485 00:25:03,649 --> 00:25:07,691 But Hayden is really persistent, 486 00:25:07,724 --> 00:25:10,530 and Vivien can be so judgy and sullen 487 00:25:10,563 --> 00:25:12,701 ‐sometimes. ‐So, you're blaming the women in your life 488 00:25:12,734 --> 00:25:14,638 for you being a cheater? Okay. 489 00:25:14,671 --> 00:25:18,579 Um, you can never actually find forgiveness 490 00:25:18,613 --> 00:25:21,819 if you don't take responsibility for your own actions. 491 00:25:21,852 --> 00:25:24,792 I'm just saying life is complicated. 492 00:25:24,825 --> 00:25:27,296 And so is death, apparently. 493 00:25:27,329 --> 00:25:29,568 The problem was 494 00:25:29,601 --> 00:25:32,674 I always thought I could have it all. 495 00:25:32,708 --> 00:25:35,112 A wife and a mistress. 496 00:25:35,145 --> 00:25:39,120 A family and a life outside my house. 497 00:25:39,153 --> 00:25:41,726 So I ended up here 498 00:25:41,759 --> 00:25:43,663 with nothing. 499 00:25:44,631 --> 00:25:46,134 Judging by that look on your face, 500 00:25:46,167 --> 00:25:49,006 my professional opinion is that you were cheated on. 501 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,211 ‐You look triggered. ‐No. Uh... 502 00:25:51,244 --> 00:25:54,250 (chuckles) Actually, uh, Steven was faithful. 503 00:25:54,283 --> 00:25:57,858 I'm judging you just because, I don't know, I can. 504 00:25:57,891 --> 00:25:59,862 (clears throat) The trouble in my marriage was me, 505 00:25:59,895 --> 00:26:01,565 if I want to be honest. 506 00:26:01,599 --> 00:26:03,268 Okay? I like to want things, 507 00:26:03,301 --> 00:26:05,239 and then I get obsessed about getting them. 508 00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:07,343 It's compelling in a courtship. 509 00:26:07,376 --> 00:26:09,615 Everybody wants to feel like they're wanted. 510 00:26:09,648 --> 00:26:12,754 ‐Hmm. ‐I'm just not so great once I actually get it 511 00:26:12,788 --> 00:26:15,092 'cause, um, over time, I... 512 00:26:15,125 --> 00:26:17,296 (inhales, clears throat) 513 00:26:17,329 --> 00:26:19,768 I get bored. 514 00:26:19,802 --> 00:26:22,874 And then I can be quite hurtful. 515 00:26:22,908 --> 00:26:26,715 You like being hungry more than being fed. 516 00:26:27,684 --> 00:26:28,786 Yes. 517 00:26:28,820 --> 00:26:30,322 Yes, yes, yes. 518 00:26:30,355 --> 00:26:32,159 Okay, so, here's... 519 00:26:32,193 --> 00:26:35,165 What I'm really hungering for now is an understanding. 520 00:26:35,199 --> 00:26:38,639 Tell me... Tell me what this place is like. I mean, 521 00:26:38,673 --> 00:26:41,311 I want to know what it truly feels like to be here 522 00:26:41,344 --> 00:26:44,317 and to feel the‐the longing and the‐the fear, 523 00:26:44,350 --> 00:26:46,187 ‐the fun. ‐Fun? 524 00:26:46,221 --> 00:26:48,626 Is it fun when the record 525 00:26:48,659 --> 00:26:51,665 you're listening to skips over and over? 526 00:26:51,699 --> 00:26:54,638 Is it fun being on a merry‐go‐round for decades? 527 00:26:54,671 --> 00:26:56,007 ‐No. ‐(chuckles) 528 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:58,913 Uh, I'm... I'm designing a video game. 529 00:26:58,946 --> 00:27:00,683 And for it to work, it's got to be fun. 530 00:27:00,717 --> 00:27:02,353 It's got to have purpose. 531 00:27:02,386 --> 00:27:04,323 You know, there's got to be a point so that the player's 532 00:27:04,357 --> 00:27:07,129 ‐gonna want to continue playing. ‐There is no purpose here. 533 00:27:07,163 --> 00:27:10,035 There is no point in here. 534 00:27:10,068 --> 00:27:14,678 It's just endless dull with no escape. 535 00:27:14,711 --> 00:27:16,214 We're not in hell. It's an old house 536 00:27:16,247 --> 00:27:18,051 in a neighborhood in L. A. 537 00:27:18,084 --> 00:27:20,155 You know, it's surrounded by perfectly normal houses. 538 00:27:20,189 --> 00:27:22,059 There's got to be a point, right? 539 00:27:22,092 --> 00:27:23,830 I mean, maybe there's even a way to escape. 540 00:27:23,863 --> 00:27:26,234 It's just nobody's figured out how yet. 541 00:27:26,267 --> 00:27:29,240 You know, my son says that, uh, the people who are trapped here 542 00:27:29,273 --> 00:27:31,712 are probably stuck because they never resolved their issues 543 00:27:31,745 --> 00:27:34,985 when they were alive, so their damage becomes their destiny. 544 00:27:35,018 --> 00:27:39,093 Maybe the point is that you have to learn and grow, 545 00:27:39,126 --> 00:27:41,699 and only then can you escape. 546 00:27:41,732 --> 00:27:44,671 So you think if I have intense therapy sessions 547 00:27:44,705 --> 00:27:46,107 with each of the ghosts, 548 00:27:46,140 --> 00:27:47,243 they'll have some kind of Ordinary People, 549 00:27:47,276 --> 00:27:48,846 Prince of Tides breakthrough 550 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:50,182 and find spiritual peace? 551 00:27:50,215 --> 00:27:52,219 (laughing) 552 00:27:53,288 --> 00:27:55,125 Sorry. 553 00:27:55,158 --> 00:27:57,998 Not gonna happen. I tried that with Tate 554 00:27:58,031 --> 00:27:59,267 after I got stuck here, 555 00:27:59,300 --> 00:28:01,237 and he's just as bananas as he's always been. 556 00:28:02,306 --> 00:28:05,112 Okay. Um... 557 00:28:05,145 --> 00:28:06,414 Well... 558 00:28:06,447 --> 00:28:07,984 Um, can I speak to somebody 559 00:28:08,018 --> 00:28:09,855 who's maybe not so lost and hopeless? 560 00:28:09,888 --> 00:28:11,992 Then you've come to the wrong house. 561 00:28:13,428 --> 00:28:15,098 Okay. 562 00:28:15,132 --> 00:28:16,835 Um... 563 00:28:19,508 --> 00:28:21,411 SCARLETT: Can we help you? 564 00:28:21,444 --> 00:28:22,881 (exhales) 565 00:28:22,914 --> 00:28:24,283 Um, yes. 566 00:28:24,317 --> 00:28:26,354 I'm trying to understand the vibe of this place, 567 00:28:26,387 --> 00:28:28,425 but all I'm really getting is that everybody 568 00:28:28,458 --> 00:28:31,865 associated with it is just... really crazy. 569 00:28:32,901 --> 00:28:35,372 I'm just gonna make a video game about True Blood or... 570 00:28:35,405 --> 00:28:38,245 ‐something normal. ‐You want to get the vibe? 571 00:28:38,278 --> 00:28:41,150 Here's what you need to understand about this place. 572 00:28:41,184 --> 00:28:44,190 Yes, there are a few spirits who want out, 573 00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:46,896 but there are others here who have no interest in growth, 574 00:28:46,929 --> 00:28:49,367 who embrace how fucked‐up we all are. 575 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,839 Now, the only thing that we love more 576 00:28:51,872 --> 00:28:53,743 than being stuck in our own misery 577 00:28:53,776 --> 00:28:55,178 is being stuck here 578 00:28:55,212 --> 00:28:57,416 with the suckers who are even more miserable. 579 00:28:57,449 --> 00:29:00,322 The repetition is the point. 580 00:29:00,355 --> 00:29:03,328 The endless nothing filled with pain 581 00:29:03,361 --> 00:29:04,898 is the purpose. 582 00:29:04,932 --> 00:29:06,802 The only thing that we need 583 00:29:06,835 --> 00:29:08,806 is more souls to feed the suffering. 584 00:29:08,839 --> 00:29:10,375 (snarling) 585 00:29:13,181 --> 00:29:14,283 Shit. 586 00:29:14,317 --> 00:29:15,352 ‐What? ‐As your therapist, 587 00:29:15,385 --> 00:29:16,889 my professional opinion is 588 00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:18,826 ‐that you should run like hell. ‐What? 589 00:29:20,228 --> 00:29:22,032 Uh... 590 00:29:22,066 --> 00:29:24,170 (grunts, panting) 591 00:29:24,203 --> 00:29:26,542 ‐(whimpering) ‐You really don't understand this place at all. 592 00:29:26,575 --> 00:29:29,413 Leave now or you're gonna be forced to understand forever. 593 00:29:29,447 --> 00:29:30,950 (screams) 594 00:29:30,984 --> 00:29:32,787 ‐RUBY: It's your turn. ‐(screams) 595 00:29:32,821 --> 00:29:34,223 Dead again. 596 00:29:34,256 --> 00:29:36,294 (screams) 597 00:29:37,998 --> 00:29:40,202 (gasping) 598 00:29:56,969 --> 00:29:58,906 (kids chattering) 599 00:30:03,081 --> 00:30:05,520 WOMAN: Say "trick or treat." 600 00:30:05,553 --> 00:30:07,022 MICHELLE: Hi, baby. 601 00:30:10,429 --> 00:30:12,867 (chuckles) 602 00:30:12,901 --> 00:30:14,370 Oh. 603 00:30:14,403 --> 00:30:16,107 No. 604 00:30:17,544 --> 00:30:19,981 Please don't do that. We have one night together. 605 00:30:20,015 --> 00:30:22,152 It took a week for them to find your body. 606 00:30:22,186 --> 00:30:24,156 We didn't even know you were missing for three days 607 00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:25,827 because you lied 608 00:30:25,860 --> 00:30:27,497 and said you were going to a horror convention. 609 00:30:27,530 --> 00:30:30,068 ‐I'm sorry. I didn't want you to worry. ‐Bullshit. 610 00:30:30,102 --> 00:30:31,404 You didn't want me to try and stop you. 611 00:30:31,437 --> 00:30:33,141 It wasn't until we started getting calls 612 00:30:33,174 --> 00:30:35,278 that we found out you tried to buy a house. 613 00:30:35,312 --> 00:30:38,084 As soon as I heard that, I knew where you were. 614 00:30:38,118 --> 00:30:39,387 That I was never gonna see you again. 615 00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:41,257 That your stupid fucking obsession 616 00:30:41,290 --> 00:30:42,994 ‐got you killed. ‐Listen to me. Hey. 617 00:30:43,028 --> 00:30:45,165 I just wanted to build something special for us. 618 00:30:45,198 --> 00:30:46,367 I just wanted to make you proud. 619 00:30:46,401 --> 00:30:48,906 By making a video game? 620 00:30:48,939 --> 00:30:51,044 You know what you could have done to impress me? 621 00:30:51,077 --> 00:30:52,981 If you had went to a fucking shrink 622 00:30:53,014 --> 00:30:54,450 and dealt with your shit. 623 00:30:54,483 --> 00:30:57,456 If you had shown me that people can change. 624 00:30:57,489 --> 00:30:59,995 I would've been more proud if you quit making the fucking game 625 00:31:00,028 --> 00:31:02,299 once you realized that you couldn't do it, 626 00:31:02,332 --> 00:31:04,638 rather than getting yourself fucking killed 627 00:31:04,671 --> 00:31:07,176 because you‐you get so trapped by your obsessions. 628 00:31:07,209 --> 00:31:09,180 Hey. It's too late for that. 629 00:31:09,213 --> 00:31:10,315 It's too late for that. Look, I'm... 630 00:31:10,348 --> 00:31:12,319 I'm stuck as I am, okay? I'm stuck 631 00:31:12,352 --> 00:31:13,989 in that place. 632 00:31:14,023 --> 00:31:15,392 There's no escaping the Murder House. 633 00:31:15,425 --> 00:31:17,429 I think there is. 634 00:31:18,632 --> 00:31:20,570 ‐How? ‐Fire. 635 00:31:20,603 --> 00:31:23,475 Fire purifies everything. You need to burn, 636 00:31:23,509 --> 00:31:25,045 burn that motherfucker to the ground. 637 00:31:25,078 --> 00:31:27,082 And I'm more than happy to do the job. 638 00:31:27,116 --> 00:31:28,485 Listen to me. If you do that, 639 00:31:28,519 --> 00:31:29,921 if it works, 640 00:31:29,955 --> 00:31:31,090 I'm gone. 641 00:31:31,124 --> 00:31:32,927 I... 642 00:31:32,961 --> 00:31:35,265 (crying): I don't see you ever again. Okay? 643 00:31:35,298 --> 00:31:38,004 You were gone from me a long time ago. 644 00:31:38,037 --> 00:31:39,440 Besides, it's time 645 00:31:39,473 --> 00:31:41,612 for all of the misery of that house to end. 646 00:31:41,645 --> 00:31:43,481 I never want to see or hear 647 00:31:43,516 --> 00:31:46,087 ‐one more thing about Murder House again. ‐Okay. 648 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:47,624 But, look, there's good people in there. 649 00:31:47,657 --> 00:31:49,460 They're trying to live their productive lives, 650 00:31:49,494 --> 00:31:50,630 whatever that means. 651 00:31:50,663 --> 00:31:52,466 Just promise me 652 00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:56,040 you're not gonna do anything to that house, okay? 653 00:31:56,073 --> 00:31:57,577 Promise me. 654 00:31:58,679 --> 00:32:00,215 Fine. 655 00:32:00,248 --> 00:32:02,486 ‐Hey. Hey. ‐What? 656 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,991 Why aren't you dressed up? (chuckles) 657 00:32:05,025 --> 00:32:06,662 I don't like Halloween anymore. 658 00:32:15,345 --> 00:32:17,349 ♪ ♪ 659 00:32:40,028 --> 00:32:42,099 ♪ ♪ 660 00:33:02,406 --> 00:33:04,143 You guys coming inside? 661 00:33:04,176 --> 00:33:06,715 ‐We like to do it our own way. ‐Hey. 662 00:33:06,748 --> 00:33:08,284 Sorry about trapping you in there. 663 00:33:09,286 --> 00:33:12,292 You held the knife, but I did it to myself, really. 664 00:33:16,300 --> 00:33:18,271 Ten seconds to sunrise. 665 00:33:18,304 --> 00:33:20,342 ♪ ♪ 666 00:33:50,202 --> 00:33:52,172 ♪ ♪ 667 00:34:20,630 --> 00:34:22,065 (dog barking in distance) 668 00:34:22,099 --> 00:34:25,205 (liquid sloshing) 669 00:34:28,512 --> 00:34:31,317 ‐The fuck is this? ‐Oh, no. 670 00:34:31,350 --> 00:34:33,856 ‐RUBY: You know him? ‐MICHELLE: He's my son. 671 00:34:33,889 --> 00:34:35,392 He's trying to burn the house down. 672 00:34:35,425 --> 00:34:37,597 Thinks it's gonna free all the spirits. 673 00:34:37,630 --> 00:34:38,666 Will it? 674 00:34:38,699 --> 00:34:40,536 God, I hope so. 675 00:34:40,569 --> 00:34:42,372 Well, what about those of us who don't want to be free? 676 00:34:43,441 --> 00:34:45,245 I do not need this shit today. 677 00:34:47,850 --> 00:34:50,690 MICHELLE: Rory. 678 00:34:50,723 --> 00:34:52,827 I think you and your son should really consider 679 00:34:52,860 --> 00:34:54,731 some family therapy. Now, I know that you've already met 680 00:34:54,764 --> 00:34:56,635 with Ben Harmon, but I can assure you 681 00:34:56,668 --> 00:34:58,271 ‐you'll see much better results with me. ‐Move. 682 00:34:58,304 --> 00:34:59,541 Quite frankly, he's just not that good. 683 00:34:59,574 --> 00:35:00,876 (chuckles) 684 00:35:00,910 --> 00:35:02,880 I'm available anytime. 685 00:35:02,914 --> 00:35:05,118 ♪ ♪ 686 00:35:07,724 --> 00:35:09,561 RUBY: I'm gonna gut him but make sure he bleeds out slowly enough 687 00:35:09,594 --> 00:35:11,832 to throw him off the property. The last thing we need is 688 00:35:11,865 --> 00:35:14,136 another troublemaker in here. ‐GLADYS: No! 689 00:35:14,169 --> 00:35:16,541 (Gladys grunts) 690 00:35:19,179 --> 00:35:20,583 Sorry, Ruby. 691 00:35:20,616 --> 00:35:23,187 What you and Scarlett had was so lovely, 692 00:35:23,221 --> 00:35:24,924 but it's time for us to go now. 693 00:35:24,958 --> 00:35:26,460 (grunting) 694 00:35:29,701 --> 00:35:31,672 We can't take it anymore. 695 00:35:31,705 --> 00:35:34,276 ‐I just need it to be over. ‐RUBY: You stupid bitches. 696 00:35:34,310 --> 00:35:35,913 Don't you understand what that means? 697 00:35:35,946 --> 00:35:37,850 It means we become nothing! 698 00:35:37,884 --> 00:35:40,723 Nothing is better than this for all eternity. 699 00:35:40,756 --> 00:35:42,292 (Ruby grunts) 700 00:35:44,698 --> 00:35:45,833 Attaboy. 701 00:35:45,866 --> 00:35:48,304 Burn, baby, burn. 702 00:35:48,338 --> 00:35:50,810 ‐MAYA: Dr. Harmon. ‐(Ruby gasping) 703 00:35:54,884 --> 00:35:57,757 And the record kept skipping 704 00:35:57,790 --> 00:36:00,830 over and over... 705 00:36:02,299 --> 00:36:04,370 ...and over. 706 00:36:06,374 --> 00:36:08,177 (coughing) 707 00:36:08,211 --> 00:36:09,681 Sorry. Not sorry. 708 00:36:12,653 --> 00:36:15,191 (lighter flicks) 709 00:36:15,225 --> 00:36:18,331 (Ruby gasping, coughing) 710 00:36:25,913 --> 00:36:28,852 Yeah, can I get a breakfast burrito, a fresh orange juice, 711 00:36:28,886 --> 00:36:31,591 ‐oh, and an apple pie? ‐(phone chimes) 712 00:36:35,666 --> 00:36:36,868 (tires screech) 713 00:36:38,906 --> 00:36:40,810 (tires squealing) 714 00:36:41,778 --> 00:36:44,383 Are you sure this is what you want? 715 00:36:44,416 --> 00:36:45,485 Yes. 716 00:36:47,623 --> 00:36:50,629 Guess you figured out a way to end the video game. 717 00:36:50,663 --> 00:36:52,633 It'll be a best seller. 718 00:36:52,667 --> 00:36:53,902 I'm sure of it. 719 00:36:55,906 --> 00:36:57,944 (Rory sighs) 720 00:36:57,977 --> 00:36:59,647 Goodbye, Mom. 721 00:37:00,716 --> 00:37:02,520 (crying): Bye, my sweet boy. 722 00:37:02,553 --> 00:37:04,256 ‐(screams) ‐Mom! 723 00:37:04,289 --> 00:37:05,960 MICHELLE: No! Do it! Light it up! 724 00:37:05,993 --> 00:37:08,532 Do it, baby, do it! 725 00:37:08,565 --> 00:37:10,770 ‐(grunts) ‐(Michelle screams) 726 00:37:20,589 --> 00:37:22,693 (Ruby grunts) 727 00:37:22,727 --> 00:37:25,398 No! No! No! 728 00:37:26,467 --> 00:37:27,970 ‐No! ‐No! 729 00:37:28,004 --> 00:37:29,874 (panting) Please. 730 00:37:30,943 --> 00:37:32,647 ‐(crying): No! ‐(whispers): Do it. 731 00:37:33,582 --> 00:37:35,820 Do it! 732 00:37:41,698 --> 00:37:43,434 (grunting) 733 00:37:47,309 --> 00:37:49,848 ♪ ♪ 734 00:37:49,881 --> 00:37:51,417 Ruby! 735 00:37:53,488 --> 00:37:54,958 RUBY (crying): Scarlett. 736 00:37:57,763 --> 00:37:59,466 Die with me! 737 00:37:59,501 --> 00:38:01,872 (crying) 738 00:38:01,905 --> 00:38:03,942 ♪ ♪ 739 00:38:20,910 --> 00:38:23,682 (mouths) 740 00:38:46,060 --> 00:38:48,632 MAN: Well, the ghosts weren't the problem. 741 00:38:48,665 --> 00:38:50,569 It was the damn TV show fans 742 00:38:50,603 --> 00:38:52,907 that kept coming here at all hours to take selfies. 743 00:38:52,940 --> 00:38:54,511 Hey, assholes, 744 00:38:54,544 --> 00:38:55,746 it's just a house. 745 00:38:55,779 --> 00:38:57,482 NEWSWOMAN: The fire is out 746 00:38:57,517 --> 00:38:58,919 except for some smoldering remnants. 747 00:38:58,952 --> 00:39:00,656 And just like that, 748 00:39:00,689 --> 00:39:03,896 one of the most notorious houses in all of Los Angeles‐‐ 749 00:39:03,929 --> 00:39:07,102 maybe the world‐‐ is finally gone for good. 750 00:39:16,186 --> 00:39:18,391 ♪ ♪ 751 00:39:35,559 --> 00:39:37,663 (buttons beeping) 752 00:39:37,697 --> 00:39:39,534 (lock buzzes) 753 00:39:44,076 --> 00:39:46,948 ‐You must be Scarlett. ‐Yes. Hi. 754 00:39:46,982 --> 00:39:49,419 Let me show you the unit. 755 00:39:50,956 --> 00:39:52,927 As you can see, the developers 756 00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:54,831 spared no expense. 757 00:39:54,864 --> 00:39:57,703 Everything in this unit is state‐of‐the‐art, 758 00:39:57,737 --> 00:40:00,408 and these are divine. 759 00:40:00,441 --> 00:40:02,412 ‐The architect went... ‐Tim. 760 00:40:02,445 --> 00:40:04,817 Can we have an honest relationship? 761 00:40:04,851 --> 00:40:06,788 (chuckles): Yeah, okay. 762 00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:08,090 Do you tell people 763 00:40:08,124 --> 00:40:10,863 who are looking at these new condo units 764 00:40:10,896 --> 00:40:12,833 that these grounds are hallowed? 765 00:40:12,867 --> 00:40:14,537 Hallowed? 766 00:40:14,570 --> 00:40:16,473 Well, dozens of people died here. 767 00:40:16,508 --> 00:40:18,210 People who mattered. 768 00:40:18,244 --> 00:40:19,681 Until the fire. 769 00:40:19,714 --> 00:40:21,483 Do you tell potential buyers 770 00:40:21,518 --> 00:40:24,724 that this building of condominiums 771 00:40:24,757 --> 00:40:26,828 used to be the Murder House? 772 00:40:26,861 --> 00:40:28,832 (chuckles softly) 773 00:40:28,865 --> 00:40:31,203 Actually, no. 774 00:40:31,236 --> 00:40:32,607 No, I don't. 775 00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,844 ‐Why not? ‐Well, to be honest‐‐ 776 00:40:34,877 --> 00:40:37,148 since that's what we're aiming for‐‐ 777 00:40:37,182 --> 00:40:38,619 at first, 778 00:40:38,652 --> 00:40:40,088 I was torn. 779 00:40:40,121 --> 00:40:41,992 I sold the first five units, and I said nothing 780 00:40:42,025 --> 00:40:44,964 about that place that used to be here. 781 00:40:44,998 --> 00:40:48,605 But people have been living in this new building now 782 00:40:48,639 --> 00:40:51,611 for over six months, and I check in on my customers. 783 00:40:51,645 --> 00:40:53,047 No one has been harmed. 784 00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:55,753 There have been no apparition sightings. 785 00:40:57,757 --> 00:40:59,494 I believe 786 00:40:59,527 --> 00:41:02,967 that the fire purified whatever occult forces 787 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,639 were contained within those walls. 788 00:41:05,673 --> 00:41:08,144 And I also believe that those spirits 789 00:41:08,177 --> 00:41:10,649 or whatever you want to call them 790 00:41:10,683 --> 00:41:12,085 are finally free. 791 00:41:16,961 --> 00:41:20,168 And this is the last unit, correct? 792 00:41:20,201 --> 00:41:21,270 Yeah. 793 00:41:21,303 --> 00:41:23,007 I'll take it. 794 00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,178 All cash. 795 00:41:25,211 --> 00:41:26,881 You'll pay $1 million 796 00:41:26,915 --> 00:41:28,685 all cash? 797 00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:30,288 A young woman your age? 798 00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:33,862 I'm sorry, may I ask how you got that kind of money? 799 00:41:33,895 --> 00:41:36,801 I utilized my greatest life skill 800 00:41:36,835 --> 00:41:38,805 and became a hired assassin. 801 00:41:38,839 --> 00:41:40,676 I'm semiretired now. 802 00:41:40,709 --> 00:41:42,880 Maybe I'll go back to it one day. Who knows? 803 00:41:42,913 --> 00:41:44,951 But it was lucrative 804 00:41:44,984 --> 00:41:48,190 and fun killing bad people. 805 00:41:48,224 --> 00:41:50,662 (chuckles nervously) 806 00:41:50,696 --> 00:41:52,232 Don't look so shocked, Tim. I told you 807 00:41:52,265 --> 00:41:55,739 ‐I wanted an honest relationship. ‐(chuckles) 808 00:41:58,244 --> 00:41:59,981 Okay, Scarlett. 809 00:42:00,014 --> 00:42:03,655 I'll draw up the papers. This unit is officially yours. 810 00:42:10,134 --> 00:42:13,809 ("Ghost" by Noah Cyrus playing) 811 00:42:14,877 --> 00:42:18,117 ♪ Why don't we take a walk? ♪ 812 00:42:18,150 --> 00:42:22,693 ♪ Everybody knows a hand to hold is all we need ♪ 813 00:42:24,096 --> 00:42:26,968 ♪ Quiet, let's not even talk ♪ 814 00:42:27,001 --> 00:42:29,139 ♪ Every word I say to you ♪ 815 00:42:29,172 --> 00:42:32,580 ♪ You only just repeat ♪ 816 00:42:32,613 --> 00:42:35,753 ♪ And when you're looking in the mirror ♪ 817 00:42:35,786 --> 00:42:41,096 ♪ Demons may be closer than they may appear ♪ 818 00:42:41,130 --> 00:42:45,271 ♪ You can either cry and sit and stare ♪ 819 00:42:45,304 --> 00:42:47,877 ♪ Or try to run away ♪ 820 00:42:47,910 --> 00:42:49,981 ♪ I'm trying to run away ♪ 821 00:42:50,014 --> 00:42:54,924 ♪ I'm staring at a ghost ♪ 822 00:42:59,199 --> 00:43:04,142 ♪ I'm staring at a ghost ♪ 823 00:43:14,296 --> 00:43:17,603 ♪ And when you're looking in the mirror ♪ 824 00:43:17,636 --> 00:43:22,646 ♪ Demons may be closer than they may appear ♪ 825 00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:26,921 ♪ You can either cry and sit and stare ♪ 826 00:43:26,955 --> 00:43:29,192 ♪ Or try to run away ♪ 827 00:43:29,226 --> 00:43:31,063 ♪ I'm trying to run away ♪ 828 00:43:31,096 --> 00:43:33,267 ♪ I'm staring at a ghost. ♪ 829 00:43:33,300 --> 00:43:35,004 Ruby? 830 00:43:36,841 --> 00:43:38,879 I'm here. 831 00:43:39,981 --> 00:43:43,287 I'm finally ready to be with you. 832 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,324 Forever. 833 00:43:49,299 --> 00:43:51,838 (crying): But I'm too late. 834 00:43:52,973 --> 00:43:56,013 (sniffles) You're gone forever. 835 00:44:17,288 --> 00:44:18,324 (gasps) 836 00:44:18,357 --> 00:44:20,996 (panting) 837 00:44:26,006 --> 00:44:27,308 Where are the others? 838 00:44:27,342 --> 00:44:28,812 My dads? 839 00:44:29,847 --> 00:44:30,983 They're gone. 840 00:44:31,016 --> 00:44:33,120 They chose to move on. 841 00:44:33,153 --> 00:44:35,859 I saw them go. 842 00:44:35,893 --> 00:44:40,001 They seemed happy. Most of them did, at least. 843 00:44:40,034 --> 00:44:41,804 Why are you still here? 844 00:44:41,838 --> 00:44:45,478 I was the only one who wanted to stay. 845 00:44:45,512 --> 00:44:48,017 For you, Scarlett. 846 00:44:48,050 --> 00:44:51,189 I knew you'd come back to me. 847 00:44:52,526 --> 00:44:54,329 True love never dies. 848 00:44:57,302 --> 00:45:00,208 ♪ ♪ 849 00:45:03,180 --> 00:45:05,953 (fireworks popping) 850 00:45:09,292 --> 00:45:12,232 DEEP VOICE: Success. You escaped Murder House. 851 00:45:12,265 --> 00:45:13,434 Oh! 852 00:45:13,467 --> 00:45:15,171 MICHELLE: So? What do you think? 853 00:45:15,204 --> 00:45:17,776 Version 2.0. I mean, does it get the vibe? 854 00:45:17,810 --> 00:45:20,916 Totally. It's so much better. 855 00:45:20,949 --> 00:45:23,287 ‐(chuckles) ‐But I think you need to have a level 856 00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,324 where the kid gets, like, a magic potion 857 00:45:25,358 --> 00:45:26,895 from the Supremes 858 00:45:26,928 --> 00:45:29,165 to help burn the house down or‐or something. 859 00:45:29,199 --> 00:45:31,504 I'd like to see that. I think it'd make the game harder. 860 00:45:31,537 --> 00:45:33,307 I mean, I‐I couldn't afford it, so... 861 00:45:33,340 --> 00:45:35,512 If we sell it, though, we can maybe do it as an update 862 00:45:35,545 --> 00:45:38,752 ‐or something. ‐Well, at least you fixed the glitches in the controls. 863 00:45:38,785 --> 00:45:40,454 ‐Oh, did I? Did I fix the glitches? ‐(laughs) 864 00:45:40,488 --> 00:45:41,925 Yes, I insisted on it. 865 00:45:41,958 --> 00:45:43,427 You really like it? 866 00:45:43,460 --> 00:45:45,799 ‐It's super cool. ‐(chuckles) 867 00:45:45,832 --> 00:45:47,201 And I'm really proud of you. 868 00:45:47,235 --> 00:45:49,472 Thank you, baby. 869 00:45:49,507 --> 00:45:52,045 ‐Want to play again? ‐No. 870 00:45:52,078 --> 00:45:54,817 ‐I think I've spent enough time in the Murder House. ‐(chuckles) 871 00:45:54,850 --> 00:45:56,821 Do you want to go get something to eat? 872 00:45:56,854 --> 00:45:58,490 ‐Yeah, I'm starving. ‐Let's go. 873 00:45:58,525 --> 00:46:01,330 But where do you think 874 00:46:01,363 --> 00:46:02,800 all of the spirits who got trapped 875 00:46:02,833 --> 00:46:04,069 in the Murder House went? 876 00:46:04,102 --> 00:46:05,338 The ones who wanted to stay stayed, 877 00:46:05,371 --> 00:46:07,475 and the ones who wanted to move on, 878 00:46:07,509 --> 00:46:10,014 they maybe went to heaven or hell. 879 00:46:10,047 --> 00:46:12,418 Well, do you think any of them escaped into the world? 880 00:46:12,452 --> 00:46:14,757 ‐Hope not. ‐Hmm. 881 00:46:19,500 --> 00:46:21,537 ♪ ♪ 882 00:47:50,682 --> 00:47:53,888 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH