1 00:00:01,981 --> 00:00:05,120 ‐(screams) ‐(roaring) 2 00:00:08,393 --> 00:00:10,397 BOB ROSS: You are the master. 3 00:00:10,430 --> 00:00:13,470 You have unlimited power on this canvas. 4 00:00:13,504 --> 00:00:16,342 This is probably the only place I do have any power. 5 00:00:16,376 --> 00:00:19,181 But on this canvas, why, I can do anything. 6 00:00:19,215 --> 00:00:22,822 Anything. And you can, too. 7 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,562 You can, too. 8 00:00:25,595 --> 00:00:28,200 And maybe there's something back in here. 9 00:00:28,233 --> 00:00:29,570 I want to put leaves 10 00:00:29,603 --> 00:00:31,306 on this tree, so we're gonna lose 11 00:00:31,339 --> 00:00:33,343 a great deal of detail. 12 00:00:33,376 --> 00:00:35,515 Ooh, see, that one there, he‐he had a rough life. 13 00:00:35,548 --> 00:00:37,418 Got bent and hurt. 14 00:00:38,453 --> 00:00:40,057 There we go. 15 00:00:42,596 --> 00:00:44,365 What? What is it? What's wrong? 16 00:00:44,398 --> 00:00:46,202 Nothing's wrong. 17 00:00:46,236 --> 00:00:47,238 Is it the painting guy? 18 00:00:47,271 --> 00:00:48,841 'Cause we don't have to watch it anymore. 19 00:00:48,874 --> 00:00:51,212 Let's start here. Decide which tree is farthest away. 20 00:00:51,246 --> 00:00:53,751 ‐No, he's fine. ‐Okay. 21 00:00:53,784 --> 00:00:56,222 Well, why do you keep... 22 00:00:56,256 --> 00:00:58,561 like, you know? 23 00:00:58,594 --> 00:01:02,067 (exhales) Your parents are downstairs. 24 00:01:02,101 --> 00:01:03,504 They're watching NCIS. 25 00:01:03,537 --> 00:01:05,541 They won't hear anything. Come on. 26 00:01:05,575 --> 00:01:07,512 Okay. Chad. 27 00:01:07,545 --> 00:01:10,050 Jesus, Kelley, what the hell? 28 00:01:13,123 --> 00:01:14,425 I'm not comfortable. 29 00:01:14,458 --> 00:01:16,296 How many times do I have to say that? 30 00:01:16,329 --> 00:01:18,433 It's just that it's always something. 31 00:01:18,466 --> 00:01:20,237 You don't feel comfortable. 32 00:01:20,270 --> 00:01:22,274 My parents. This isn't special enough. 33 00:01:22,308 --> 00:01:24,211 I mean, we've been together for what, six months? 34 00:01:24,245 --> 00:01:26,449 ‐All right, what's your point? ‐My point is 35 00:01:26,482 --> 00:01:28,453 is that it's not normal. 36 00:01:28,486 --> 00:01:31,459 Okay, wait, it's not a race. 37 00:01:31,493 --> 00:01:33,564 I‐I don't see why we have to rush it 38 00:01:33,598 --> 00:01:34,766 and we can't just, like, let it happen. 39 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:36,135 It was happening. 40 00:01:36,169 --> 00:01:38,273 It was so happening it's not even funny. 41 00:01:38,306 --> 00:01:39,610 I mean, just talk to me. Tell me, is it... 42 00:01:39,643 --> 00:01:41,279 is it me or‐or what? 43 00:01:41,312 --> 00:01:43,149 It's not you. I just... 44 00:01:43,183 --> 00:01:45,555 I like to take my time. 45 00:01:45,588 --> 00:01:47,826 ‐Since when? ‐What does that mean? 46 00:01:48,861 --> 00:01:51,299 (exhales) 47 00:01:51,332 --> 00:01:52,602 Nothing. I didn't mean it. 48 00:01:52,636 --> 00:01:54,405 No, you can't just throw that out there 49 00:01:54,438 --> 00:01:56,242 with that tone and then say it's nothing. 50 00:01:56,275 --> 00:01:58,279 What did you mean? 51 00:01:58,313 --> 00:01:59,683 I mean, you didn't wait six months 52 00:01:59,716 --> 00:02:00,852 when you were with Tom Jarecki. 53 00:02:00,885 --> 00:02:03,189 (chuckles) And who told you that? 54 00:02:03,223 --> 00:02:04,860 Tom Jarecki? 55 00:02:06,262 --> 00:02:08,300 All right, look, I shouldn't have 56 00:02:08,333 --> 00:02:10,337 ‐said anything. I'm sorry. I just... No, no, no. ‐Yeah, no shit. 57 00:02:10,370 --> 00:02:11,774 Kelley, what are you doing? Where are you going? 58 00:02:11,807 --> 00:02:13,744 You're being an asshole. I'm going home. 59 00:02:13,778 --> 00:02:15,314 What about the history test? 60 00:02:15,347 --> 00:02:17,484 One of us is gonna fail it. 61 00:02:17,519 --> 00:02:19,756 I'll let you guess who. 62 00:02:19,790 --> 00:02:21,660 Kelley. 63 00:02:22,696 --> 00:02:24,398 Kelley! 64 00:02:26,704 --> 00:02:28,641 (tapping paintbrush rapidly) 65 00:02:28,674 --> 00:02:30,377 (chuckles) Beat the devil out of it. 66 00:02:30,410 --> 00:02:32,381 ‐Go back to... ‐(sighs) 67 00:02:32,414 --> 00:02:35,220 I'm gonna die a virgin. 68 00:02:35,253 --> 00:02:37,458 ♪ ♪ 69 00:02:41,265 --> 00:02:42,535 I still can't believe you thought 70 00:02:42,569 --> 00:02:44,205 that Happy Painter shit was gonna work. 71 00:02:44,238 --> 00:02:47,645 Four words: auto sensory meridian response. 72 00:02:47,679 --> 00:02:48,948 What's that? 73 00:02:48,981 --> 00:02:50,450 It's this hyper‐relaxed mental state, 74 00:02:50,484 --> 00:02:53,223 and people who watch Bob Ross are supposed to get it big‐time. 75 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:54,860 Guy on reddit said it's like a head orgasm. 76 00:02:54,893 --> 00:02:56,295 Female Viagra. 77 00:02:56,329 --> 00:02:57,565 How'd you even get her to watch it? 78 00:02:57,599 --> 00:02:58,868 Told her it was a game. 79 00:02:58,901 --> 00:03:00,805 Every time he says "happy trees," we kiss. 80 00:03:00,838 --> 00:03:03,410 And it was going amazing. 81 00:03:03,443 --> 00:03:05,380 Till it wasn't. 82 00:03:05,414 --> 00:03:08,219 Do you want to know what makes girls get on the crazy train? 83 00:03:08,253 --> 00:03:09,923 It's not about relaxation. 84 00:03:09,956 --> 00:03:11,727 It's fear. 85 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:13,396 Fear? 86 00:03:13,430 --> 00:03:15,835 Why do you think horror films were invented? 87 00:03:15,868 --> 00:03:17,572 Back in the 1930s, do you think guys were bringing 88 00:03:17,605 --> 00:03:19,208 their sweethearts to watch Dracula 89 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:21,580 because they liked Tod Browning's mise‐en‐scène? 90 00:03:21,613 --> 00:03:23,918 No, dude. They wanted Lugosi 91 00:03:23,951 --> 00:03:25,521 to give them a chance at some skirt. 92 00:03:25,555 --> 00:03:26,990 Fear is the ticket. 93 00:03:27,024 --> 00:03:29,529 You tickle that fight‐or‐flight response, 94 00:03:29,563 --> 00:03:32,234 she's an oyster ready for shucking. 95 00:03:32,267 --> 00:03:35,307 ‐(pops cheek) ‐Or I could just stop trying to coerce her 96 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:36,409 and let her do it when she's ready. 97 00:03:36,442 --> 00:03:37,946 Bro, this is not the time to bring 98 00:03:37,979 --> 00:03:40,585 a knife to a gunfight. Your reputation's at stake. 99 00:03:40,618 --> 00:03:43,289 All right, unpopular opinion: horror films suck now. 100 00:03:43,323 --> 00:03:45,828 They're either low‐rent shit to fill up a streaming menu 101 00:03:45,862 --> 00:03:48,400 or pretentious crap that puts you to sleep. 102 00:03:48,433 --> 00:03:50,938 ‐What's left? ‐Didn't you hear 103 00:03:50,972 --> 00:03:52,709 about how drive‐in movie theaters are coming back? 104 00:03:52,742 --> 00:03:55,013 Well, those film nuts who restored Starlite 105 00:03:55,046 --> 00:03:56,416 are having a screening. 106 00:03:56,449 --> 00:03:58,888 They got a print of Rabbit Rabbit. 107 00:03:58,921 --> 00:04:01,025 Rabbit Rabbit? What is that? 108 00:04:01,058 --> 00:04:03,363 (chuckles): Just the most infamous cursed film 109 00:04:03,396 --> 00:04:04,633 in cinema history. 110 00:04:04,666 --> 00:04:07,572 It was only ever shown once back in '86. 111 00:04:07,605 --> 00:04:10,377 Maybe it's not cursed. Maybe it just sucks. 112 00:04:10,410 --> 00:04:12,281 Or maybe when the screening was over, 113 00:04:12,314 --> 00:04:13,617 six people were dead. 114 00:04:13,651 --> 00:04:15,655 Massacred. 115 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:18,794 (woman screams) 116 00:04:18,828 --> 00:04:21,767 At first, they thought it was, like, a shooting or a gang fight 117 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:23,336 that got real. 118 00:04:23,369 --> 00:04:24,539 But survivors say that the audience 119 00:04:24,573 --> 00:04:26,275 just started attacking each other. 120 00:04:26,309 --> 00:04:28,581 ‐(woman screaming) ‐They just went crazy. 121 00:04:28,614 --> 00:04:31,052 QUINN: There were all these theories that someone spiked 122 00:04:31,085 --> 00:04:33,456 the soda machine with shrooms or a gas leak 123 00:04:33,491 --> 00:04:35,360 or even hallucinogenic mold. 124 00:04:35,393 --> 00:04:36,563 But if you read Bloody Disgusting 125 00:04:36,597 --> 00:04:38,701 or Dread Central, you know the other story. 126 00:04:40,003 --> 00:04:41,840 That the film made those people crazy. 127 00:04:41,874 --> 00:04:44,011 ‐The film? ‐Yeah. The picture and the sound. 128 00:04:44,044 --> 00:04:45,648 Somehow, they fuck with the brain. 129 00:04:45,681 --> 00:04:47,417 Okay. 130 00:04:47,451 --> 00:04:49,021 Tell me why they hauled the director in front of Congress, 131 00:04:49,054 --> 00:04:50,491 why he ended up doing time, 132 00:04:50,525 --> 00:04:52,662 and why they destroyed all of the prints. 133 00:04:52,695 --> 00:04:54,298 Or, at least, they thought. 134 00:04:54,331 --> 00:04:55,668 ‐(scoffs) ‐QUINN: Word is 135 00:04:55,701 --> 00:04:57,471 the print came from the director himself. 136 00:04:57,505 --> 00:04:59,609 Could be the only one in existence. 137 00:04:59,643 --> 00:05:01,680 I got up at 3:00 a.m. to snag the tickets. 138 00:05:01,713 --> 00:05:03,784 There's only room for 60 cars. 139 00:05:03,818 --> 00:05:05,453 I got one extra ticket if you want it. 140 00:05:05,487 --> 00:05:07,424 ‐Not cheap. ‐What's it even about? 141 00:05:07,457 --> 00:05:10,598 I don't know. I don't even know what the title means. 142 00:05:10,631 --> 00:05:13,571 I guess we'll find out. If we live through it. 143 00:05:14,639 --> 00:05:16,510 All right, hold on. Tell me that you guys 144 00:05:16,543 --> 00:05:17,712 aren't actually believing 145 00:05:17,745 --> 00:05:19,850 that this film's gonna turn people into killers. 146 00:05:19,883 --> 00:05:21,854 (chuckles): Well, I mean, no. 147 00:05:21,887 --> 00:05:24,659 I‐It's an urban legend, but who cares? 148 00:05:24,693 --> 00:05:27,331 All that matters is that it might be true. 149 00:05:27,364 --> 00:05:28,433 Fight‐or‐flight. 150 00:05:28,466 --> 00:05:30,403 (chuckles): I mean, you and Kelley 151 00:05:30,437 --> 00:05:31,305 alone in your car 152 00:05:31,339 --> 00:05:33,343 watching the most dangerous film ever made. 153 00:05:33,376 --> 00:05:35,681 Trust me. The Happy Painter? 154 00:05:35,715 --> 00:05:37,619 (chuckles): Think about how happy you're gonna be 155 00:05:37,652 --> 00:05:40,390 when she's painting your dick with her lips. 156 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:42,461 Ooh! 157 00:05:43,998 --> 00:05:46,503 TIPPER GORE: Six people are dead, 158 00:05:46,537 --> 00:05:48,874 killed watching your movie. 159 00:05:48,908 --> 00:05:51,145 This committee is absurd. 160 00:05:51,178 --> 00:05:52,549 We're Americans 161 00:05:52,582 --> 00:05:56,422 concerned about the effect of violent content 162 00:05:56,455 --> 00:05:58,126 on our society. 163 00:05:58,159 --> 00:06:01,633 In an interview with Fangoria magazine, 164 00:06:01,667 --> 00:06:04,471 you said that your film, and I quote, 165 00:06:04,506 --> 00:06:07,411 "would break people's souls" 166 00:06:07,444 --> 00:06:09,481 and that anyone who saw it 167 00:06:09,516 --> 00:06:11,887 would be damaged forever. 168 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:14,024 Well, I was, uh, promoting my movie. 169 00:06:14,058 --> 00:06:16,095 Like you're helping me do right now. 170 00:06:16,128 --> 00:06:17,832 GORE: So, you think all of this attention 171 00:06:17,865 --> 00:06:19,903 will just increase your audience? 172 00:06:19,936 --> 00:06:24,579 I think if you're not getting a check from studio publicity, 173 00:06:24,613 --> 00:06:26,415 you're getting ripped off. 174 00:06:26,449 --> 00:06:27,685 ‐(chuckles) ‐GORE: Funny you should say that, 175 00:06:27,719 --> 00:06:29,021 Mr. Bitterman. 176 00:06:29,054 --> 00:06:30,625 I did get something from the studio, 177 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:32,528 but it wasn't a check. 178 00:06:32,562 --> 00:06:33,764 It was a letter 179 00:06:33,797 --> 00:06:38,540 stating they've agreed to pull your movie immediately. 180 00:06:38,574 --> 00:06:41,580 Not only that. They're going to destroy 181 00:06:41,613 --> 00:06:44,118 every print in existence. 182 00:06:44,151 --> 00:06:47,759 What do you have to say about that, Mr. Bitterman? 183 00:06:48,961 --> 00:06:52,134 Well? No pithy comment? 184 00:06:52,167 --> 00:06:54,071 BITTERMAN: You bitch! 185 00:06:54,104 --> 00:06:56,075 (gallery gasping, screaming) 186 00:06:56,108 --> 00:06:58,112 (Bitterman grunting) 187 00:06:59,516 --> 00:07:00,618 ‐(exhales) ‐I'm gonna kill you. 188 00:07:00,651 --> 00:07:03,791 ‐I'm gonna kill you! ‐This guy is crazy. 189 00:07:05,895 --> 00:07:08,534 I won't stop until the whole world sees my movie! 190 00:07:09,903 --> 00:07:12,441 (projector clicking) 191 00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:19,923 ♪ ♪ 192 00:07:36,823 --> 00:07:39,529 ♪ ♪ 193 00:07:56,963 --> 00:07:59,636 ♪ ♪ 194 00:08:09,797 --> 00:08:12,729 -I honestly just think he's scared, you know? 195 00:08:12,762 --> 00:08:15,000 It's a guy thing. If you don't score 196 00:08:15,033 --> 00:08:16,903 by a certain time, you're, like, a loser. 197 00:08:16,937 --> 00:08:18,774 You know what I think? 198 00:08:18,807 --> 00:08:21,078 ‐What? ‐I think you're scared. 199 00:08:21,112 --> 00:08:24,084 ‐Of what? ‐The dick. 200 00:08:24,118 --> 00:08:26,523 ‐(scoffs) ‐Look, you tell yourself 201 00:08:26,556 --> 00:08:28,159 that you want to take it slow 'cause he's sweet 202 00:08:28,192 --> 00:08:29,596 and you don't want to scare him off, 203 00:08:29,629 --> 00:08:32,000 but really, you're just scared of the dick. 204 00:08:32,034 --> 00:08:34,171 That's stupid. 205 00:08:34,204 --> 00:08:36,610 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Look, as an owner 206 00:08:36,643 --> 00:08:38,179 and a proud connoisseur of the dick, 207 00:08:38,212 --> 00:08:40,951 there is no reason to fear the dick. 208 00:08:40,985 --> 00:08:44,058 No, I mean that that is stupid like I'm not scared of the dick. 209 00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:45,728 You wouldn't even go there with Tom Jarecki. 210 00:08:45,761 --> 00:08:49,703 Jesus Christ. Did Tom Jarecki open a website? Because 211 00:08:49,736 --> 00:08:51,238 half the school thinks that I screwed him, and I didn't. 212 00:08:51,272 --> 00:08:53,176 And why? Because he was a jerk. 213 00:08:53,209 --> 00:08:54,946 And his pits smell weird. 214 00:08:54,979 --> 00:08:56,817 Thank God there's always an excuse. 215 00:08:56,850 --> 00:08:59,556 "He's a jerk. He's smelly." Mm. 216 00:08:59,589 --> 00:09:01,058 ‐Ew. Why? ‐That right there. 217 00:09:01,092 --> 00:09:03,229 Your reaction. It says a lot. 218 00:09:03,262 --> 00:09:04,599 Yeah, it says I don't like 219 00:09:04,632 --> 00:09:06,035 people sticking their fingers in my ear. 220 00:09:06,068 --> 00:09:07,972 Girl, it's just another orifice. 221 00:09:08,005 --> 00:09:09,576 If you can't handle a finger in your ear, 222 00:09:09,609 --> 00:09:12,080 how are you gonna handle a dick in your... 223 00:09:12,114 --> 00:09:13,784 There he is. 224 00:09:13,817 --> 00:09:14,986 My fanboy. 225 00:09:15,019 --> 00:09:16,656 He's obsessed with me. 226 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:18,761 Me. As I am. 227 00:09:18,794 --> 00:09:20,230 It's everything. 228 00:09:20,263 --> 00:09:22,067 As he should be. You're lucky. 229 00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:24,104 Not as lucky as he's gonna be tomorrow night. 230 00:09:24,138 --> 00:09:25,641 Oh, and you need to go 231 00:09:25,674 --> 00:09:28,714 talk to your mans while he's still your mans. 232 00:09:36,095 --> 00:09:37,632 Uh... 233 00:09:37,665 --> 00:09:41,305 Prohibition wasn't about the women's vote, was it? 234 00:09:41,338 --> 00:09:44,011 ‐(clicks tongue) No. ‐No. 235 00:09:44,044 --> 00:09:45,614 That was suffrage. 236 00:09:45,648 --> 00:09:49,054 Yeah, I don't think the rest of that test went any better. 237 00:09:51,827 --> 00:09:52,829 Don't. 238 00:09:52,862 --> 00:09:53,931 Don't what? 239 00:09:53,964 --> 00:09:55,066 You're about to say you're sorry. 240 00:09:55,100 --> 00:09:56,870 Yeah. 241 00:09:56,903 --> 00:09:59,341 Yeah, and that I shouldn't have pressured you 242 00:09:59,374 --> 00:10:02,815 and that I should probably be canceled 243 00:10:02,849 --> 00:10:04,017 for life. 244 00:10:04,051 --> 00:10:05,688 I hate apologies. 245 00:10:05,721 --> 00:10:07,859 Making them. Getting them. 246 00:10:07,892 --> 00:10:11,132 Just... Just a thing with me, so... 247 00:10:12,902 --> 00:10:14,706 Let's just pretend last night didn't happen. 248 00:10:16,175 --> 00:10:18,012 Wish I could do that with the history test, 249 00:10:18,045 --> 00:10:20,150 ‐but... ‐(clicks tongue) 250 00:10:20,183 --> 00:10:21,753 (school bell rings) 251 00:10:21,786 --> 00:10:23,356 Well, since we're still going out‐‐ 252 00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:25,160 at least, I think we're still going out, right?‐‐ 253 00:10:25,193 --> 00:10:28,801 ‐Right. ‐and you won't let me say I'm sorry, 254 00:10:28,834 --> 00:10:31,172 I got these tickets for this really cool event tomorrow night 255 00:10:31,205 --> 00:10:33,142 if you wanted to come. 256 00:10:33,176 --> 00:10:35,648 It's once‐in‐a‐lifetime. 257 00:10:35,681 --> 00:10:38,687 Oh, well, I never say no to once‐in‐a‐lifetime. 258 00:10:41,392 --> 00:10:43,162 RUTH: Listen to me! 259 00:10:43,196 --> 00:10:45,366 This movie is cursed! 260 00:10:47,170 --> 00:10:49,141 It's real! 261 00:10:49,174 --> 00:10:52,080 It's not an urban legend. 262 00:10:52,113 --> 00:10:53,951 I was there. 263 00:10:53,984 --> 00:10:56,756 I was there in '86! 264 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:59,061 Don't you see what happened to me? 265 00:10:59,094 --> 00:11:01,365 It's real! 266 00:11:01,398 --> 00:11:04,037 I'm telling you! Listen to me! 267 00:11:04,071 --> 00:11:05,674 This movie is cursed! 268 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,210 Want me to run her off? 269 00:11:07,244 --> 00:11:09,348 ‐I was there! ‐TILLIS: Technically, she's on our property. 270 00:11:09,381 --> 00:11:10,751 ‐RUTH: I saw the blood. ‐(scoffs) 271 00:11:10,784 --> 00:11:12,187 Leave her where she is. 272 00:11:12,220 --> 00:11:13,857 She adds mystique. 273 00:11:13,891 --> 00:11:17,197 I am worried about this asshat delivery guy. 274 00:11:17,230 --> 00:11:20,704 He was supposed to be here with the print a half hour ago. 275 00:11:20,738 --> 00:11:22,274 Shit, Verna, we don't have the movie? 276 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:24,278 "Shit" is right. 277 00:11:24,311 --> 00:11:27,785 This one screening is supposed to put us in the black. 278 00:11:27,818 --> 00:11:30,089 If we have to hand out refunds... 279 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:32,227 ‐RUTH: You're going to die! ‐There'll be people dying, all right. 280 00:11:32,260 --> 00:11:35,233 ‐Us. ‐RUTH: I saw people tear each other apart! 281 00:11:35,266 --> 00:11:37,872 ♪ While my naked fool ♪ 282 00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:40,076 This movie is cursed! 283 00:11:40,109 --> 00:11:41,780 ♪ Fresh out of... ♪ 284 00:11:41,813 --> 00:11:44,284 Nice touch. The protester. It's very... 285 00:11:44,318 --> 00:11:47,959 Who's that one movie guy who puts, 286 00:11:47,992 --> 00:11:50,731 ‐like, the electric shocks on the theater seats? ‐Oh, uh... 287 00:11:50,764 --> 00:11:52,768 ‐The Tingler. William Castle. ‐Yeah. 288 00:11:52,802 --> 00:11:54,839 ‐Yeah. ‐Very much that guy. 289 00:11:54,872 --> 00:11:56,141 This movie's cursed! 290 00:11:56,175 --> 00:11:59,281 It's not an urban legend. It's real! 291 00:11:59,314 --> 00:12:02,320 If you don't listen, you're going to die! 292 00:12:02,354 --> 00:12:04,324 (crying): You have one life to live. 293 00:12:04,358 --> 00:12:07,063 ‐It's not worth it! ‐Ticket? 294 00:12:08,299 --> 00:12:11,907 ‐Yeah. ‐This movie's cursed! 295 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,276 ‐(beeps) ‐It's not an urban legend. 296 00:12:13,309 --> 00:12:15,113 ‐It's real! ‐Aisle three, number six. Enjoy the show. 297 00:12:15,146 --> 00:12:19,454 ‐Thanks. ‐RUTH: If you don't listen, you're going to die! 298 00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:22,027 ♪ I'll say I told you so ♪ 299 00:12:22,060 --> 00:12:25,166 ♪ But you just gonna cry ♪ 300 00:12:25,199 --> 00:12:29,776 ♪ You just wanna know those peanut butter vi... ♪ 301 00:12:29,809 --> 00:12:32,047 (music stops) 302 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:33,482 (indistinct chatter) 303 00:12:35,353 --> 00:12:37,457 It's bigger than I thought. 304 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,461 Looks fun. 305 00:12:43,202 --> 00:12:45,206 ♪ ♪ 306 00:12:58,032 --> 00:13:00,103 ♪ ♪ 307 00:13:01,873 --> 00:13:03,577 ‐What's up, boys? ‐What's happening? ‐Hi. 308 00:13:03,610 --> 00:13:06,348 That's not a restrike. That's an original one sheet. 309 00:13:06,382 --> 00:13:08,486 ‐What does the title even mean? ‐I googled it. 310 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,223 It's, uh, an old British superstition. 311 00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:13,462 On the first day of the month, you say "rabbit, rabbit." 312 00:13:13,497 --> 00:13:14,999 It's supposed to buy you 30 days of good luck. 313 00:13:15,033 --> 00:13:17,905 Weird title for a movie that's cursed. 314 00:13:17,938 --> 00:13:19,241 How bummed are you guys gonna be when the movie ends 315 00:13:19,274 --> 00:13:20,376 and everyone's still alive? 316 00:13:20,410 --> 00:13:22,047 There's always tomorrow. 317 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:23,550 Tomorrow? 318 00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:26,322 4chan says there's an encore screening happening somewhere, 319 00:13:26,355 --> 00:13:28,225 but I can't find where. 320 00:13:28,259 --> 00:13:29,495 KELLEY: Oh, there's Dee. 321 00:13:29,529 --> 00:13:32,200 And I don't want to die on an empty stomach, so... 322 00:13:32,233 --> 00:13:33,235 You want anything? 323 00:13:33,269 --> 00:13:36,408 I'll have popcorn and a Mountain Dew, please. 324 00:13:36,442 --> 00:13:37,611 ‐As you wish. ‐Thank you. 325 00:13:37,645 --> 00:13:40,918 Hey, I'm sensing a vibe. 326 00:13:40,951 --> 00:13:43,623 You a happy little tree? You gonna get your brush clean? 327 00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:47,197 Uh... Think I'm just gonna have a good time tonight, you know? 328 00:13:47,230 --> 00:13:48,967 It'll happen when it happens. 329 00:13:49,001 --> 00:13:51,238 Your boy's looking tasty. 330 00:13:51,271 --> 00:13:53,275 ‐Huh? ‐Don't start on me. 331 00:13:53,309 --> 00:13:55,981 Girl, I'm trying to get you to start on him. 332 00:13:56,015 --> 00:13:58,887 Don't fear the dick. Right. 333 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:00,423 All I can say is 334 00:14:00,456 --> 00:14:03,295 I don't need this movie to turn me into a killer, 335 00:14:03,329 --> 00:14:04,565 'cause I'm eating that boy alive 336 00:14:04,599 --> 00:14:06,569 the second the credits start rolling. 337 00:14:06,603 --> 00:14:09,107 As long as I don't scare him off. 338 00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:10,410 Or chicken out. 339 00:14:10,443 --> 00:14:13,215 You won't. You got this. You got this. 340 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:18,894 (car door closes) 341 00:14:18,927 --> 00:14:21,599 (keys jingle) 342 00:14:21,633 --> 00:14:23,837 Oh, shit, that's the print. 343 00:14:25,273 --> 00:14:26,475 CHAD: Holy shit. 344 00:14:28,179 --> 00:14:29,549 ‐(metal clangs) ‐RUTH: Hey! 345 00:14:29,582 --> 00:14:30,984 QUINN: Crazy bitch. 346 00:14:31,018 --> 00:14:32,187 RUTH: Hey! 347 00:14:32,220 --> 00:14:35,293 ‐What's your name? ‐Uh, my name's Chad. 348 00:14:35,326 --> 00:14:36,563 RUTH: Chad, find the fuse box 349 00:14:36,596 --> 00:14:38,032 and kill the power. 350 00:14:38,065 --> 00:14:39,936 Anything. 351 00:14:39,969 --> 00:14:41,673 Don't let this happen! 352 00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:44,444 Don't let what happen? It's just a movie. 353 00:14:44,478 --> 00:14:46,381 RUTH: I was there in '86. 354 00:14:46,415 --> 00:14:49,054 Me and my boyfriend, we were Chain Saw fans, 355 00:14:49,087 --> 00:14:51,325 and this was supposed to be scarier. 356 00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:52,628 It wasn't even halfway over 357 00:14:52,661 --> 00:14:55,366 before he was dead and I'd lost this. 358 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,470 My boyfriend ripped it out with his teeth 359 00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:59,107 and swallowed it. 360 00:14:59,141 --> 00:15:01,980 Hey! Little help? 361 00:15:02,013 --> 00:15:04,484 RUTH: If you care about her, you'll do something. 362 00:15:04,519 --> 00:15:06,321 At least get out of here! 363 00:15:06,355 --> 00:15:08,325 Yeah, I'm sorry, I got to go. 364 00:15:08,359 --> 00:15:10,296 RUTH: Listen to me! 365 00:15:10,329 --> 00:15:12,300 It starts right away! 366 00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:14,404 Don't look! 367 00:15:14,438 --> 00:15:16,543 ‐Don't let her look! ‐Thanks. 368 00:15:16,576 --> 00:15:18,914 Let's go. Come on. 369 00:15:27,531 --> 00:15:28,466 (loud click echoes) 370 00:15:29,502 --> 00:15:32,340 You want to give me some space, buddy? 371 00:15:32,373 --> 00:15:34,512 DRIVER: You run these at full juice, right? 372 00:15:34,545 --> 00:15:36,516 The sender wants to know. 373 00:15:36,549 --> 00:15:39,354 He says the movie requires 16 footlamberts 374 00:15:39,387 --> 00:15:41,091 for the proper experience. 375 00:15:42,127 --> 00:15:44,632 You tell your sender I ran the Kinotons 376 00:15:44,665 --> 00:15:48,339 at the Osiris on Broadway for 40 years. 377 00:15:48,372 --> 00:15:50,176 I threaded Tatum O'Neal's first 378 00:15:50,209 --> 00:15:52,681 and Joan Crawford's last. 379 00:15:52,715 --> 00:15:57,056 When Kubrick tried to lecture me on aspect ratios for Clockwork, 380 00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,994 I told him to go fuck himself. 381 00:15:59,027 --> 00:16:01,633 You know why you raise the volume in a New York theater 382 00:16:01,666 --> 00:16:03,102 during the winter? 383 00:16:03,135 --> 00:16:05,406 Because all the winter coats suck up the sound 384 00:16:05,439 --> 00:16:09,247 and everything goes dead. I know what I'm doing. 385 00:16:11,686 --> 00:16:14,224 "Proper experience." 386 00:16:14,257 --> 00:16:15,393 (projector whirring) 387 00:16:15,426 --> 00:16:18,065 ♪ Let's all go to the lobby ♪ 388 00:16:18,098 --> 00:16:20,571 ♪ Let's all go to the lobby ♪ 389 00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:23,475 ♪ Let's all go to the lobby... ♪ 390 00:16:23,510 --> 00:16:26,716 KELLEY: What was that protester woman saying to you? 391 00:16:26,749 --> 00:16:28,787 She said that she was at the screening in '86. 392 00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:30,423 ♪ The popcorn can't be beat... ♪ 393 00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:32,093 That's how she lost her eye. 394 00:16:33,128 --> 00:16:35,466 You sound like you believe her. 395 00:16:36,503 --> 00:16:39,274 Just, I'm not sure she's a plant. 396 00:16:39,307 --> 00:16:41,445 You know, she was really upset. 397 00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:42,615 (chuckles): Okay, well, if you're trying to scare me, 398 00:16:42,648 --> 00:16:43,950 it's not gonna work. 399 00:16:46,823 --> 00:16:50,029 ‐Okay, maybe a little. ‐(chuckles softly) 400 00:16:53,603 --> 00:16:58,212 You know the other night when we had that fight? 401 00:16:59,682 --> 00:17:01,418 Yeah. 402 00:17:01,451 --> 00:17:04,424 You were wrong. 403 00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:07,430 It wasn't six months. 404 00:17:08,633 --> 00:17:11,405 Tonight is six months. 405 00:17:11,438 --> 00:17:13,810 Exactly. 406 00:17:13,843 --> 00:17:15,647 CHAD: Hmm. 407 00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:20,389 And I want to make it special. 408 00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:30,142 ‐MAN: Sparkling ice‐cold... ‐I can't believe it. 409 00:17:30,176 --> 00:17:32,180 These are restored CBX Mark IIs. 410 00:17:32,213 --> 00:17:34,619 I so love drive‐in speaker porn, 411 00:17:34,652 --> 00:17:36,789 but you better look at me right now. 412 00:17:37,825 --> 00:17:39,528 This is a big deal. 413 00:17:39,562 --> 00:17:42,501 I never thought I'd be doing this with a guy. 414 00:17:42,534 --> 00:17:44,104 Doing what? 415 00:17:44,137 --> 00:17:46,609 You know how some people need a lot of dates 416 00:17:46,643 --> 00:17:49,649 ‐before they put out? ‐Yeah. 417 00:17:49,682 --> 00:17:51,819 I'm not one of those people. 418 00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:53,623 MAN: ...fresh, tasty popcorn 419 00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:56,529 where that came from. Try some. You'll enjoy it. 420 00:17:56,562 --> 00:17:58,566 (zipper opens) 421 00:17:59,669 --> 00:18:01,639 ANNOUNCER: And now, 422 00:18:01,673 --> 00:18:03,710 ‐our feature presentation. ‐(horns honking) 423 00:18:03,743 --> 00:18:05,547 (cheering) 424 00:18:17,538 --> 00:18:19,775 Story of my life. 425 00:18:19,809 --> 00:18:22,581 (crashing over speaker) 426 00:18:23,683 --> 00:18:26,723 (thunder rumbles) 427 00:18:28,526 --> 00:18:30,497 (woman screaming) 428 00:18:30,530 --> 00:18:32,534 (high‐pitched ringing) 429 00:18:36,676 --> 00:18:39,280 (screaming continues) 430 00:18:57,618 --> 00:18:59,722 ‐Forget the movie. ‐Mm. 431 00:18:59,755 --> 00:19:00,691 (lighter flicks) 432 00:19:08,405 --> 00:19:10,409 ♪ ♪ 433 00:19:20,396 --> 00:19:22,868 (man screaming) 434 00:19:46,816 --> 00:19:49,354 ‐(projector clicking) ‐(woman screaming) 435 00:20:02,313 --> 00:20:04,317 (projector clicking) 436 00:20:07,490 --> 00:20:08,860 (screaming continues) 437 00:20:11,933 --> 00:20:13,970 (panting) 438 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:25,627 ‐(woman screams) ‐(glass breaks) 439 00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:27,698 CHAD: What was that? 440 00:20:27,731 --> 00:20:29,702 Did you hear that? 441 00:20:34,010 --> 00:20:35,479 (woman screaming) 442 00:20:43,596 --> 00:20:44,999 TILLIS: Hey! 443 00:20:45,032 --> 00:20:47,036 What are you doing in here? 444 00:20:47,069 --> 00:20:50,276 ‐(clacking) ‐(Ruth screaming) 445 00:20:53,449 --> 00:20:54,752 (Verna hissing) 446 00:20:58,325 --> 00:20:59,528 Holy shit! 447 00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:00,730 (screaming) 448 00:21:04,905 --> 00:21:06,909 ‐(growls) ‐(Tillis screams) 449 00:21:08,980 --> 00:21:11,719 (Dee growling softly) 450 00:21:11,752 --> 00:21:13,690 ‐(crunching) ‐(Milo screams) 451 00:21:14,859 --> 00:21:16,294 (screams) 452 00:21:17,631 --> 00:21:19,367 ‐(screams) ‐(growls) 453 00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:21,973 I can't see anything. 454 00:21:22,006 --> 00:21:23,643 (audience screaming) 455 00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:26,849 No, no. Wait, wait, hold on. 456 00:21:26,883 --> 00:21:27,718 We don't know what's happening out there. 457 00:21:27,751 --> 00:21:29,354 It's got to be a joke. 458 00:21:29,387 --> 00:21:32,026 Like the protester, part of the show. 459 00:21:32,059 --> 00:21:33,530 (Kelley and Chad gasping) 460 00:21:33,563 --> 00:21:34,899 CHAD: Go! 461 00:21:34,932 --> 00:21:37,771 Go! Go! Get us out of here! 462 00:21:40,610 --> 00:21:42,079 ‐Go! Go! Start the car! ‐I'm going! 463 00:21:42,113 --> 00:21:44,685 (tires squeal) 464 00:21:44,718 --> 00:21:45,954 ‐(Chad grunting) ‐(growling) 465 00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:49,762 (Chad grunting) 466 00:21:54,839 --> 00:21:55,941 (Chad screams) 467 00:21:58,580 --> 00:22:00,650 ‐(Kelley whimpers) ‐What the fuck?! 468 00:22:00,684 --> 00:22:02,521 (Kelley screams, whimpers) 469 00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:05,861 ‐Go! Watch out! ‐Okay, I don't know where I'm going. 470 00:22:07,564 --> 00:22:08,633 (Dee growls) 471 00:22:08,666 --> 00:22:10,369 Dee? 472 00:22:10,402 --> 00:22:11,739 CHAD: Keep driving. 473 00:22:11,772 --> 00:22:13,810 ‐Dee? ‐Don't stop! Drive the car! 474 00:22:13,843 --> 00:22:15,847 (Dee shrieking) 475 00:22:15,881 --> 00:22:17,416 I can see the entrance. There it is! 476 00:22:17,450 --> 00:22:19,555 Go! Fast! 477 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:20,790 I can't see. 478 00:22:22,528 --> 00:22:23,897 (high‐pitched ringing) 479 00:22:26,869 --> 00:22:28,706 (echoes): You okay? 480 00:22:30,109 --> 00:22:32,079 Oh, shit. 481 00:22:32,113 --> 00:22:33,983 We got to go. 482 00:22:35,019 --> 00:22:36,421 Come on. 483 00:22:36,454 --> 00:22:37,925 Come on, we got to go. 484 00:22:37,958 --> 00:22:40,497 Come on. 485 00:22:40,530 --> 00:22:42,033 (screaming, grunting) 486 00:22:42,066 --> 00:22:44,838 ‐(shrieking) ‐Go. Go. 487 00:22:46,876 --> 00:22:48,880 (shrieking, growling) 488 00:22:53,823 --> 00:22:55,459 (shrieking) 489 00:22:55,493 --> 00:22:57,798 ‐Chad! ‐Go! 490 00:22:57,831 --> 00:22:58,800 Go! Go! 491 00:23:04,979 --> 00:23:06,716 (shrieking) 492 00:23:06,749 --> 00:23:09,755 (pounding on door) 493 00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:14,130 (gags, breathes heavily) 494 00:23:14,163 --> 00:23:15,867 KELLEY: Oh, my God. 495 00:23:21,812 --> 00:23:24,618 Their faces are chewed off. 496 00:23:24,652 --> 00:23:26,656 (Kelley panting) 497 00:23:28,860 --> 00:23:30,830 This can't be happening. 498 00:23:30,864 --> 00:23:33,670 ‐This can't be happening. ‐Shit. Kelley. 499 00:23:33,703 --> 00:23:35,874 ‐What? ‐I don't have my phone. 500 00:23:38,178 --> 00:23:39,848 I don't have mine, either. 501 00:23:39,882 --> 00:23:42,186 Hold on, maybe there's a landline in here. 502 00:23:42,219 --> 00:23:44,023 KELLEY: Um... 503 00:23:44,057 --> 00:23:45,894 Uh... 504 00:23:45,927 --> 00:23:49,167 Fuck! It's fucking dead. 505 00:23:50,169 --> 00:23:53,141 ‐(screaming) ‐(shrieking, growling) 506 00:23:56,047 --> 00:23:58,886 (screaming) 507 00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:00,890 (woman screaming) 508 00:24:03,863 --> 00:24:05,232 (shrieking, growling) 509 00:24:05,265 --> 00:24:07,103 (car alarm blaring) 510 00:24:14,183 --> 00:24:16,187 ♪ ♪ 511 00:24:23,235 --> 00:24:24,170 Chad 512 00:24:27,176 --> 00:24:28,813 Chad! 513 00:24:29,948 --> 00:24:33,121 ‐(growling) ‐(gasps, screaming) 514 00:24:37,029 --> 00:24:39,067 ‐(shrieking) ‐(Chad grunting) 515 00:24:39,100 --> 00:24:40,970 (Kelley coughing) 516 00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:50,924 Die! Die! 517 00:24:50,957 --> 00:24:54,163 Fucking die! Die! Die! 518 00:24:54,197 --> 00:24:55,934 ‐Bitch, die! ‐KELLEY: Chad! 519 00:24:55,967 --> 00:24:57,236 ‐Chad, stop! Chad! ‐(Chad shouting) 520 00:24:57,269 --> 00:24:59,641 Chad, she's dead! She‐She's dead! 521 00:24:59,675 --> 00:25:02,046 (panting) 522 00:25:07,223 --> 00:25:09,027 (whirring stops) 523 00:25:09,060 --> 00:25:10,930 (reel clatters) 524 00:25:10,964 --> 00:25:13,068 (whispers): Fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. 525 00:25:20,784 --> 00:25:22,821 ‐(growls) ‐(projector whirring) 526 00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:25,493 (shrieking) 527 00:25:33,776 --> 00:25:35,112 How long? 528 00:25:37,149 --> 00:25:39,755 A few hours. 529 00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:41,992 I let you sleep. 530 00:25:57,657 --> 00:26:00,597 A lot of them ran off. 531 00:26:00,630 --> 00:26:02,968 God knows what they're doing. 532 00:26:03,001 --> 00:26:05,305 There's got to be a phone out there we can use. 533 00:26:05,339 --> 00:26:08,145 We got to call the police. 534 00:26:08,178 --> 00:26:09,848 And tell them what? 535 00:26:09,882 --> 00:26:13,255 That a movie turned everyone into killers? 536 00:26:13,288 --> 00:26:15,058 ‐It's what happened. ‐The cops are gonna 537 00:26:15,092 --> 00:26:17,296 lock us in a room and ask us questions all day, 538 00:26:17,329 --> 00:26:19,635 and more people are gonna get ripped apart. 539 00:26:19,668 --> 00:26:21,639 ‐More people? ‐Milo said 540 00:26:21,672 --> 00:26:23,041 there's another screening tonight, remember? 541 00:26:23,074 --> 00:26:24,945 Holy shit. 542 00:26:24,978 --> 00:26:27,818 Which means there's another print. 543 00:26:27,851 --> 00:26:30,022 Well, this one came from the director. 544 00:26:32,059 --> 00:26:33,830 So then we find him... 545 00:26:34,898 --> 00:26:36,869 ...and we cancel night two. 546 00:26:39,340 --> 00:26:41,010 It was behind the desk. 547 00:26:44,685 --> 00:26:48,325 The delivery service that dropped off the print. 548 00:26:48,358 --> 00:26:49,895 They can tell us where they picked it up from. 549 00:26:50,930 --> 00:26:52,166 Let's go. 550 00:26:54,705 --> 00:26:57,109 Hold on, wait. 551 00:26:57,143 --> 00:26:58,946 Look, I know what you said about the police, 552 00:26:58,980 --> 00:27:00,950 but we can't do this by ourselves. 553 00:27:00,984 --> 00:27:03,355 They stand a much better chance of finding this guy than we do. 554 00:27:03,388 --> 00:27:05,092 ‐We just got to convince them... ‐No, Chad. 555 00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:07,062 Wait, Kelley. 556 00:27:10,235 --> 00:27:11,906 Are you good with that? 557 00:27:13,375 --> 00:27:15,780 My dad's a Marine. 558 00:27:15,814 --> 00:27:17,751 Point, pump and pull. 559 00:27:24,898 --> 00:27:26,702 ♪ ♪ 560 00:27:39,260 --> 00:27:41,231 ♪ ♪ 561 00:28:00,002 --> 00:28:01,972 ♪ ♪ 562 00:28:16,769 --> 00:28:17,804 Come on. 563 00:28:23,883 --> 00:28:25,085 (growls) 564 00:28:27,089 --> 00:28:28,826 Quinn? 565 00:28:31,932 --> 00:28:33,134 Quinn. 566 00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:36,140 Hey, man, it's me. 567 00:28:37,176 --> 00:28:38,713 It's Chad. 568 00:28:40,482 --> 00:28:42,286 Your friend. 569 00:28:42,319 --> 00:28:44,925 We've been friends since the eighth grade, man. 570 00:28:44,958 --> 00:28:45,894 Just think. 571 00:28:45,927 --> 00:28:48,064 Remember. 572 00:28:48,098 --> 00:28:50,937 Remember when we made hash in Mr. Thanski's chemistry class 573 00:28:50,970 --> 00:28:53,308 and the school almost called the DEA on us? 574 00:28:53,341 --> 00:28:55,479 ‐Chad. ‐Hold on. 575 00:28:55,513 --> 00:28:56,815 Quinn. 576 00:28:56,849 --> 00:28:58,819 Okay? Think. 577 00:28:58,853 --> 00:29:02,026 Or when, uh, when Milo was watching porn 578 00:29:02,059 --> 00:29:03,328 and he accidentally Bluetoothed it 579 00:29:03,361 --> 00:29:04,865 to the school intercom. Do you remember that? 580 00:29:05,867 --> 00:29:06,936 Quinn. 581 00:29:06,969 --> 00:29:08,238 Look at me, man. 582 00:29:08,271 --> 00:29:09,473 (growls) 583 00:29:09,508 --> 00:29:11,444 Just think. 584 00:29:12,881 --> 00:29:14,317 It's me. 585 00:29:19,126 --> 00:29:21,297 ‐(Quinn shrieks) ‐(Chad grunts) 586 00:29:21,331 --> 00:29:23,034 (panting) 587 00:29:36,996 --> 00:29:39,233 You're right. 588 00:29:39,266 --> 00:29:41,972 Let's find a car, 589 00:29:42,006 --> 00:29:43,809 and let's hunt this fucking director down. 590 00:29:55,265 --> 00:29:57,937 Yeah, that's the van. 591 00:29:57,971 --> 00:30:02,279 Who lives in a trailer and drives a Rolls‐Royce? 592 00:30:02,313 --> 00:30:05,218 ‐(bird cawing) ‐Let's find out. 593 00:30:19,180 --> 00:30:20,983 One officer was quoted as saying 594 00:30:21,017 --> 00:30:23,923 the carnage is unlike anything he's ever seen. 595 00:30:23,956 --> 00:30:25,860 Now, there are unconfirmed reports 596 00:30:25,893 --> 00:30:28,866 of attacks spreading into the surrounding neighborhoods, 597 00:30:28,899 --> 00:30:31,404 but so far, no one will go on record 598 00:30:31,437 --> 00:30:33,909 as to exactly what has happened here. 599 00:30:33,943 --> 00:30:36,014 I kicked ass is what happened. 600 00:30:36,047 --> 00:30:38,919 Cinema fucking history is what happened! 601 00:30:38,953 --> 00:30:40,890 ...at least 100 people... 602 00:30:40,923 --> 00:30:42,393 The chickens didn't just come home to roost... 603 00:30:45,967 --> 00:30:47,136 Who the hell are you? 604 00:30:47,169 --> 00:30:49,140 The chickens, I guess. 605 00:30:49,173 --> 00:30:51,044 You must be Larry Bitterman. 606 00:30:51,077 --> 00:30:54,050 ‐What is this? ‐We were there last night. 607 00:30:54,083 --> 00:30:56,220 At the Starlite Drive‐In. 608 00:30:56,254 --> 00:30:58,358 To see your movie. 609 00:30:58,391 --> 00:31:01,030 I don't... I don't know what you're talking about. 610 00:31:01,064 --> 00:31:04,070 Trust us, that is not the road that you want to take. 611 00:31:04,103 --> 00:31:05,907 ‐We've had a long night. ‐(racks shotgun) 612 00:31:05,940 --> 00:31:08,044 Okay, take it easy. 613 00:31:08,078 --> 00:31:10,282 What is it? Just tell me what you want. 614 00:31:10,315 --> 00:31:11,919 We want the other print. 615 00:31:11,952 --> 00:31:13,288 The other print? 616 00:31:13,321 --> 00:31:15,025 For the screening tonight. 617 00:31:15,058 --> 00:31:16,929 Oh, I'm sorry to say you've been misinformed. 618 00:31:16,962 --> 00:31:18,098 That... (chuckles) 619 00:31:18,131 --> 00:31:20,937 That was a one‐time‐only event. 620 00:31:20,970 --> 00:31:22,439 That was the last and final print. 621 00:31:22,473 --> 00:31:23,976 I promise. 622 00:31:24,009 --> 00:31:25,613 ‐It was on 4chan. ‐(Bitterman laughs) 623 00:31:25,646 --> 00:31:28,619 Which means that you're the last people on earth 624 00:31:28,652 --> 00:31:29,955 who believe what's on the Internet. 625 00:31:29,988 --> 00:31:31,357 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 626 00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:33,061 If you were at the drive‐in watching the movie, 627 00:31:33,094 --> 00:31:35,132 why weren't... I mean, why aren't you...? 628 00:31:37,136 --> 00:31:39,106 (sighs) You weren't even 629 00:31:39,140 --> 00:31:41,077 paying attention, were you? You were too busy 630 00:31:41,110 --> 00:31:42,580 laying pipe. 631 00:31:42,614 --> 00:31:44,116 See, this is why I hated the idea 632 00:31:44,150 --> 00:31:46,087 of premiering at a drive‐in. 633 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,358 Half the people are raw dogging it at any given time. 634 00:31:50,095 --> 00:31:52,232 But you must've seen what happened, right? 635 00:31:52,266 --> 00:31:54,236 Please... 636 00:31:54,270 --> 00:31:56,975 Paint me a word picture. 637 00:31:57,009 --> 00:32:00,616 It was my finest hour, and I couldn't be there. 638 00:32:00,650 --> 00:32:02,520 Your finest hour? 639 00:32:02,554 --> 00:32:05,125 Everyone went crazy. 640 00:32:05,158 --> 00:32:06,227 They were tearing each other apart. 641 00:32:06,260 --> 00:32:08,098 "Everyone"? 642 00:32:08,131 --> 00:32:10,469 Every person who watched was affected? 643 00:32:10,503 --> 00:32:12,473 The response was 100%? 644 00:32:15,145 --> 00:32:18,151 ‐Unbelievable. ‐Our friends are dead, and you're talking 645 00:32:18,184 --> 00:32:20,155 like it's an experiment or a game score. 646 00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:21,992 It's neither. It's a... 647 00:32:22,025 --> 00:32:24,631 It's an experience. It's a cinematic happening. 648 00:32:24,664 --> 00:32:26,535 A horror movie 649 00:32:26,568 --> 00:32:29,006 where the horror isn't on‐screen. 650 00:32:29,039 --> 00:32:30,142 It's in the audience. 651 00:32:31,477 --> 00:32:33,549 Try to appreciate what I'm talking about. Come on! 652 00:32:33,582 --> 00:32:35,252 I mean, you two must be 653 00:32:35,285 --> 00:32:37,156 film buffs or you wouldn't have been there last night, 654 00:32:37,189 --> 00:32:40,295 so you must know about the, uh, subliminals in The Exorcist? 655 00:32:43,168 --> 00:32:44,638 (sighs) 656 00:32:46,708 --> 00:32:48,712 William Friedkin 657 00:32:48,746 --> 00:32:52,119 cut two frames of a demon's face into reel six. 658 00:32:53,421 --> 00:32:55,560 People were throwing up in the aisles. 659 00:32:55,593 --> 00:32:58,031 There were cases of women going into labor. 660 00:32:58,064 --> 00:33:00,202 One gave birth right in the theater. 661 00:33:00,235 --> 00:33:02,072 People thought they were possessed, 662 00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:03,576 and all because of two frames, 663 00:33:03,609 --> 00:33:05,078 two little frames, 664 00:33:05,111 --> 00:33:07,149 and some creative sound. 665 00:33:07,182 --> 00:33:09,086 In certain spots, 666 00:33:09,119 --> 00:33:11,090 we mixed in the sound of an angry beehive. 667 00:33:11,123 --> 00:33:13,061 Oh, really got on people's nerves. 668 00:33:13,094 --> 00:33:16,200 Guess whose idea it was, the subliminals. 669 00:33:16,234 --> 00:33:17,537 Yours? 670 00:33:18,572 --> 00:33:20,408 Second assistant cutter. 671 00:33:20,442 --> 00:33:22,312 We changed film forever. 672 00:33:22,346 --> 00:33:24,316 We should've won Best Picture that year. 673 00:33:24,350 --> 00:33:26,688 You know what did? The Sting. 674 00:33:26,722 --> 00:33:28,191 It was a travesty! 675 00:33:28,224 --> 00:33:29,728 I couldn't let that stand. 676 00:33:29,761 --> 00:33:31,598 I had to take it to the next level. 677 00:33:31,632 --> 00:33:35,205 So I raised money for my own movie. 678 00:33:35,238 --> 00:33:37,610 I was after the recipe, you see. 679 00:33:37,644 --> 00:33:41,484 The‐the universal combination of image and sound 680 00:33:41,518 --> 00:33:43,087 that would trigger 681 00:33:43,121 --> 00:33:44,791 the fear center of every human brain. 682 00:33:44,824 --> 00:33:47,229 I studied intrusive memory formation, 683 00:33:47,262 --> 00:33:49,568 the CIA hijinks with MK‐Ultra. 684 00:33:49,601 --> 00:33:51,738 Did you know flashes of 330 hertz 685 00:33:51,772 --> 00:33:56,615 can trigger seizures even in people without epilepsy? 686 00:33:56,648 --> 00:33:58,586 I applied everything I learned 687 00:33:58,619 --> 00:34:02,226 like Edison creating the light bulb. 688 00:34:02,259 --> 00:34:04,531 I used thousands of combinations 689 00:34:04,564 --> 00:34:07,202 until one day, it happened. 690 00:34:15,686 --> 00:34:17,790 I gave my editor some notes, 691 00:34:17,824 --> 00:34:20,262 and I came by to see what she'd done. 692 00:34:20,295 --> 00:34:22,065 ‐(film rattling) ‐Lanie? 693 00:34:33,555 --> 00:34:35,091 Lanie, what are you... 694 00:34:38,532 --> 00:34:41,270 They put her away. Combination of overwork 695 00:34:41,304 --> 00:34:43,241 and drugs. (laughs) 696 00:34:43,274 --> 00:34:45,646 I knew the real score. 697 00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:49,320 I knew the film was ready. 698 00:34:49,353 --> 00:34:50,288 (siren wailing) 699 00:34:50,322 --> 00:34:51,825 I found a distributor. 700 00:34:51,858 --> 00:34:54,129 Opened in one regional venue. 701 00:34:54,163 --> 00:34:56,635 Just a special engagement to build word of mouth. 702 00:34:56,668 --> 00:34:58,438 And the response 703 00:34:58,471 --> 00:35:00,509 was beyond my expectations. 704 00:35:00,543 --> 00:35:02,446 Even after what happened, 705 00:35:02,479 --> 00:35:04,517 people wanted to see it. 706 00:35:04,551 --> 00:35:06,320 Until... 707 00:35:06,354 --> 00:35:09,661 a certain senator's spouse turned her attention to me. 708 00:35:09,694 --> 00:35:11,531 It's a letter 709 00:35:11,565 --> 00:35:16,140 stating they've agreed to pull your movie immediately. 710 00:35:18,378 --> 00:35:20,348 Not only that. 711 00:35:20,382 --> 00:35:23,622 They're going to destroy every print in existence. 712 00:35:23,656 --> 00:35:25,425 You bitch! 713 00:35:25,458 --> 00:35:27,162 (gallery gasping, screaming) 714 00:35:27,195 --> 00:35:28,799 ‐(grunting) ‐WOMAN: Somebody stop him! 715 00:35:29,868 --> 00:35:31,470 ‐(screams, choking) ‐I'm gonna kill you. 716 00:35:31,505 --> 00:35:33,174 I'm gonna kill you! 717 00:35:33,207 --> 00:35:37,182 I won't stop until the whole world sees my movie! 718 00:35:37,215 --> 00:35:38,852 (heavy door slams) 719 00:35:38,886 --> 00:35:41,324 They charged me with assault. (chuckles) 720 00:35:41,357 --> 00:35:43,227 They put me away for 15 years. 721 00:35:43,261 --> 00:35:45,432 A society that locks up its artists 722 00:35:45,465 --> 00:35:47,503 doesn't deserve to survive. 723 00:35:47,537 --> 00:35:49,908 It deserves to burn. So, 724 00:35:49,941 --> 00:35:52,914 like a monk, I spent every minute of my time 725 00:35:52,947 --> 00:35:55,352 gathering every piece of information I could 726 00:35:55,385 --> 00:35:58,324 to fix and to refine the recipe. 727 00:35:59,761 --> 00:36:01,898 And when I got out, I applied it 728 00:36:01,932 --> 00:36:03,902 to a workprint that I'd squirreled away. 729 00:36:03,936 --> 00:36:05,740 And the rest... 730 00:36:05,773 --> 00:36:07,342 is history. (chuckles) 731 00:36:09,781 --> 00:36:12,386 Okay. I know you're angry right now, 732 00:36:12,419 --> 00:36:14,223 but try to appreciate the big picture. 733 00:36:14,256 --> 00:36:16,260 You were a witness to history. 734 00:36:16,293 --> 00:36:19,366 You can retire to the lecture circuit. 735 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:20,903 You'll never have to work another day. 736 00:36:20,936 --> 00:36:24,511 Take the win and get on with your lives. 737 00:36:24,544 --> 00:36:27,349 You two look like nice kids. 738 00:36:27,382 --> 00:36:29,253 We saw some of your movie. 739 00:36:29,286 --> 00:36:31,525 The both of us. 740 00:36:31,558 --> 00:36:34,497 Wasn't enough to make us crazy. 741 00:36:34,531 --> 00:36:36,768 But enough to make us do this. 742 00:36:36,802 --> 00:36:39,273 (screams, grunts) 743 00:36:39,306 --> 00:36:40,375 (groans) 744 00:36:40,408 --> 00:36:41,912 How's that fear center doing? 745 00:36:41,945 --> 00:36:44,349 ‐You bitch. ‐Where's the print? 746 00:36:44,383 --> 00:36:46,287 There is no other print, I told you! 747 00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,559 Bullshit! We were in the projection booth. 748 00:36:48,592 --> 00:36:51,430 I got a look at the print, and you know what I didn't see? 749 00:36:51,464 --> 00:36:54,269 Splices. Tape splices. 750 00:36:54,303 --> 00:36:57,643 Unless what I had was a copy and the original 751 00:36:57,677 --> 00:37:00,348 is still here, so fucking talk. 752 00:37:01,585 --> 00:37:02,687 (whispers): Where is it? 753 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:05,425 Fuck you. 754 00:37:05,458 --> 00:37:06,928 All right, all right, all right. 755 00:37:06,962 --> 00:37:09,333 It's in the box. That box there. 756 00:37:11,972 --> 00:37:13,642 Take it and go. Wait, wait, wait, 757 00:37:13,675 --> 00:37:15,412 wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what are you doing? 758 00:37:15,445 --> 00:37:17,449 Don't! Don't. That's my life's work. 759 00:37:17,482 --> 00:37:20,523 It's all that I have. Please, please, please. 760 00:37:20,556 --> 00:37:21,691 Okay. 761 00:37:21,725 --> 00:37:23,529 I'm sorry. All right? I'm sorry for everything! 762 00:37:23,562 --> 00:37:26,668 (crying): Just please, make him stop. 763 00:37:26,701 --> 00:37:28,371 I hate apologies. 764 00:37:31,511 --> 00:37:33,281 It's a thing. 765 00:37:34,450 --> 00:37:37,489 No. Wait, you can't leave me here. Please. 766 00:37:37,523 --> 00:37:39,661 ‐Please. ‐You put us in a horror movie. 767 00:37:39,694 --> 00:37:41,898 Now we're just returning the favor. 768 00:37:46,340 --> 00:37:48,377 (Bitterman laughing) 769 00:37:49,581 --> 00:37:52,687 You think this is the end of the movie? 770 00:37:54,356 --> 00:37:56,327 It's only act one! 771 00:38:01,872 --> 00:38:03,642 And the rest 772 00:38:03,675 --> 00:38:06,681 is gonna be fucking epic! 773 00:38:07,884 --> 00:38:09,019 Aah! 774 00:38:09,052 --> 00:38:12,527 My name will go down in cinema history. 775 00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:13,996 Kubrick! Coppola! 776 00:38:14,029 --> 00:38:15,331 Spielberg! 777 00:38:15,365 --> 00:38:17,970 And Larry fucking Bitterman! 778 00:38:21,377 --> 00:38:23,782 I got a fucking Rolls! 779 00:38:23,816 --> 00:38:25,619 You want to know why? 780 00:38:25,653 --> 00:38:29,359 Ask yourself why! 781 00:38:29,393 --> 00:38:32,032 You won't like the fucking answer! 782 00:38:32,065 --> 00:38:34,002 (laughs) 783 00:38:39,514 --> 00:38:41,918 ♪ There will be blood ♪ 784 00:38:43,589 --> 00:38:46,962 ♪ There will be blood ♪ 785 00:38:48,030 --> 00:38:51,638 ♪ There will be blood ♪ 786 00:38:51,671 --> 00:38:55,411 ♪ There will be blood ♪ 787 00:38:55,445 --> 00:38:57,382 ♪ Blood ♪ 788 00:38:57,415 --> 00:38:59,386 ♪ There will be ♪ 789 00:38:59,419 --> 00:39:01,558 ♪ In the club, I can't save you now ♪ 790 00:39:01,591 --> 00:39:03,495 ♪ Ain't nobody can hear you shout ♪ 791 00:39:03,529 --> 00:39:05,933 ♪ When I'm pulling you underground ♪ 792 00:39:05,966 --> 00:39:08,404 ♪ There will be ♪ 793 00:39:08,437 --> 00:39:10,543 ♪ Take a sip from the devil's cup ♪ 794 00:39:10,576 --> 00:39:12,445 ♪ Just a taste, you won't get enough ♪ 795 00:39:12,479 --> 00:39:14,817 ♪ Seal your fate when you swallow up ♪ 796 00:39:14,851 --> 00:39:16,788 ♪ There will be ♪ 797 00:39:16,821 --> 00:39:21,096 ♪ Don't let me in, I'm‐a ruin your life ♪ 798 00:39:21,130 --> 00:39:23,769 ♪ I'm straight psychotic ♪ 799 00:39:23,802 --> 00:39:25,639 ♪ There will be ♪ 800 00:39:25,673 --> 00:39:30,081 ♪ This is gonna be a hell of a night ♪ 801 00:39:30,114 --> 00:39:34,924 ♪ There will be blood ♪ 802 00:39:34,958 --> 00:39:37,597 ♪ There will be blood ♪ 803 00:39:37,630 --> 00:39:38,665 ♪ Blood. ♪