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(theme music)

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RONALD: I swear,
they get weirder every day.

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My mom and dad spent an entire weekend
shopping for decorative pillows.

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And they kept saying things
like "game-changer."

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-About pillows?
-Yeah.

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You should hear my dad
talk about solar panels.

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Ninety percent of his conversations
are about how much money they save him.

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He literally thanks the sun when it's out.

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I mean, are all parents this cringey?

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Jamie Shapiro's parents ride motorcycles.

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My dad's van uses vegetable oil,
so I just stopped letting him drop me off

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because kids said
that I smelled like French fries.

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I mean, you kind of do.

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(bell chimes)

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I'm telling you, boys,
not only are Sasquatch real,

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but they're getting more sophisticated.

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-They're evolving.
-(chuckles)

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Now, I'm not just
talking about using tools, either.

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-(machine rattles)
-I mean, really evolving.

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Some of them have even started
posting audio online.

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So Bigfoot has a podcast?

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Well, of course,
it's all subsidized by the government.

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They're using them
to get their message out.

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And why would the government
need Sasquatch to get its message out?

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I've already said too much.

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Okay.

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Hey, you boys want to see a pixie skull?

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-Yeah, I think we have to get going.
-Yeah.

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Jack. Ronald.

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Remember, boys.

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Trust no one.

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(suspenseful music)

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(cheerful music playing)

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(background chatter)

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(fizzes)

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Of course, we got the solar panels
for the planet,

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but the real winner is my wallet.

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That buyback program, the power company
writes me a check every month, eh?

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Hey, here's looking at you, hot stuff.

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-Winning.
-(guests laugh)

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That's right.

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How is that funny?

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-You want a burger? Fresh and real hot.
-(neighbor) Please.

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BONNIE: What's up, dawgs?

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You boys excited about our trip
to Keystone Lake next weekend?

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Yeah, actually,
the cabin looks pretty cool.

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Yeah, I can't wait to swim in that lake.

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I'm thinking about getting everyone
matching pajamas.

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-(retches)
-What? It's gonna be off the chizain!

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Oh, we're out of paper plates.

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Later, skaters.

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Matching pajamas?

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I know.

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DALE: Oh, is that my wife?

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(whistles)

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Yowza!

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-(Bonnie giggles)
-(chuckles)

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Stop it, you!

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Oh, stop looking so good and maybe I will.

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Hey, at least my parents don't flirt.

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Yeah, you're so lucky.

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-Howdy.
-DALE: There they are!

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Hi, hi!

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We heard the big news about the pillows.

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You'll have to show us later
at Game Night.

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That's right, Game Night's tonight.

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Is it at your house or mine this week?

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My house, I think.

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Okay. We'll take refuge here, then.

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What type of woodchips are you using?

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Wait, Dale, don't tell me.

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(sniffs)
Hickory.

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-Pecan mesquite. I mixed it myself.
-Hey, oh!

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-RON SR: He did.
-It's not me, right?

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-They're definitely getting worse.
-Hundred percent.

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Hey, uh, Jack.

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DALE: Why don't you come over here
and let your old man show you

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how to grill a flank steak, huh?

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Oh, um...

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Yeah, I actually was just about
to go do some stuff.

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-Yeah.
-I would love to, though.

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Maybe later, thanks!

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DALE: Howdy, broseph.

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What's up?

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Just, you know, saying hi.

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Can I come in?

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Yeah, sure.

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Hey, look at that.
Your Little League trophies.

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Man. You used to love baseball.

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You remember the time
we went to the Hall of Fame?

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Yeah. I mean, you, you got bit
by a snake at a rest stop.

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And then we spent the whole trip
at Cooperstown Hospital.

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We still had a blast. Got to admit.

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We should go back.

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DALE: Or go anywhere.

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Taking trips, you know. Me and you.

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(breathes deeply)
Can I pop a squat?

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(inhales)

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Look...
(exhales)

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I know you're not a little kid anymore,

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and it's natural for you
to pull away from your parents.

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But I wanna let you know...

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that I'll always be your dad.

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(scoffs)
Okay, um, thanks, Dad.

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And if you ever wanna talk
about any changes in your body...

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-(exhales)
-(Dale chuckles)

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Listen, I get it. It's, it's normal.

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I mean, we got the same parts, right?

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(sighs)

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And I've been through it,
so I'm, I'm here for you.

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Thanks. Um, I'm gonna...

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Do your thing.

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Give me... Give me one of those.

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-Okay.
-All right.

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Okay, anyway.

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(sighs)

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Hey, I love you.

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(sighs)

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(exhales)

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-RONALD: Dude, you're kidding, right?
-(clattering)

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My dad tried to have
the same talk with me.

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It was terrible, okay?
It ended with him kissing me on the lips.

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Seriously?

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To be fair, I did initiate it,

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but I panicked, okay?

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I just wanted out of that conversation.

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-Okay.
-They've been stressing me out so much,

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I broke out in a rash.

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Dude, really?

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-Me too.
-Is this puberty?

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I think it's Poison oak.

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Let's get ready for Game Night!

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Call us if you need us. Later, fools. Dab!

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She saw it on one of her mom vlogs.

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-(player 1 groans)
-(player 2 grunts)

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Just so you know,
I'm gonna kill you immediately,

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and then I'm gonna keep killing you
until you beg for mercy.

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You know you could kill other players
and give me a chance to get better.

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No.

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-Where's your headset?
-(sighs)

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Aw, man. I left it at home.

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Sorry.

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(breathes sharply)
Fine.

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Doesn't look like anybody's home.

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No, I see your mom and dad's shoes.
See, I don't get that.

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What's the point of having your own house

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if you're not even allowed
to wear shoes inside?

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(suspenseful music)

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What's that?

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-Is that your backyard?
-RONALD: I don't know.

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Maybe they decided to watch
a movie or something.

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(crickets chirping)

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(parents chanting indistinctly)

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What kind of game is this?

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(all chanting indistinctly)

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(creepy music)

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(all chanting indistinctly)

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Jack?

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My coffee table's floating.

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Let's get out of here.

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(parents chanting indistinctly)

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What, are they witches or something?

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(stammers)
I don't know. They could be in a cult.

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Yeah, so what do we do?
Should we call the police?

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And tell them what?

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That our parents were in robes
and levitating furniture?

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(Jack panting)

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We need to figure out
what's going on first.

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RONALD: Right.

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How do we do that?

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(birds chirping)

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(door creaking)

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(sneaky music)

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(sighs)

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(exhales)

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-Whatcha doing, pal?
-(exhales)

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Um, I was, I was just looking
for my fishing rod...

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(chuckles)

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...for the lake trip.

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(chuckles)
It's in the garage.

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Oh, okay, thank you.

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Hey, you, uh, skipped breakfast
this morning.

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Is everything okay, son?

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(stammers)
Yeah, everything's fine.

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I just... just a little tired, you know.

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A changing body needs its rest, I guess.

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(both sigh)

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Little tadpole's losing his tail.

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Yes, yeah, exactly.

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That's me.
(chuckles)

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Ribbit.

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(Jack chuckles)
Anyways, Dad,

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I, I have to go... meet Ronald.

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But thank, thank you.

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Okay.

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(breathes deeply)

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I knew it.

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JACK: So you recognize it?

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(sighs)
Unfortunately.

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Zugarians.

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What, what are Zugarians?

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Why "unfortunately"?

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Boys.

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There's no easy way to tell you this.
(sighs)

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Your parents are aliens.

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(thrilling music)

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CRAZY CHRIS: Come on.

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This town has been
a hotbed of alien activity for years.

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In the '80s,
they started abducting humans,

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replacing them with lookalikes...

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-Wait, so you're saying our parents--
-CRAZY CHRIS: Sorry, kid.

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Chances are, your real parents
ended up as hors d'oeuvres

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on a Zugarian space cruiser.

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If they took our parents,
why wouldn't they take us?

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Because they, they take the parents first

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and they wait
for their offspring to mature.

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What do you mean, "mature?" Like...

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Like puberty?

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Exactly.

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How long have you had those?

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-Poison oak?
-That's not Poison oak.

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They're prepping your skin for extraction.

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-That's what these rashes are?
-Yeah.

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No, come on, that's nuts.

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Uh... My dad wears socks and sandals.

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What alien would do that?

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There's only one way to know.

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Get me a...

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A DNA sample.

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Strand of hair, fingernail clipping.

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Put it in the jar, bring it back here.

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Is this an old spaghetti sauce jar?

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In the meantime,

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I'll reach out to my network.
I'll see what I can do.

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Oh.

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(drawer scrapes)

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You'll wanna wear these.

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Protect your thoughts.

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CRAZY CHRIS: And remember...

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Zugarians are not to be trifled with.

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They are a paranoid species.

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If they sense you're onto them,
even for a second...

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You'll both be appetizers.

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-(breathes deeply)
-(line ringing)

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(mysterious music)

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RONALD: I can't believe we're doing this.

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Oh.
(chuckles)

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(Ron Sr. exhales)

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(mysterious music continues)

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(sloshing)

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My rash is getting bigger.

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Probably just 'cause
you keep scratching it.

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Just leave it alone.

254
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Yours is getting worse, too.

255
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Yeah, well, I mean,
every time you scratch yours, it makes...

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Ronald.

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It's changing colors.

258
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,200
-Does that mean they're aliens?
-No.

259
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,452
It doesn't mean anything, okay?

260
00:13:05,536 --> 00:13:09,581
Look, it's an old tomato sauce jar
that we got from a guy named Crazy Chris.

261
00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:14,336
But if we really wanna know,
we have to go back.

262
00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:16,713
-Game night.
-Game night.

263
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:20,050
(crickets chirping)

264
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,261
(parents chanting indistinctly)

265
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,680
Maybe they're just weird.

266
00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:27,307
I, I guess we could have imagined
the floating furniture.

267
00:13:29,518 --> 00:13:33,021
(chanting indistinctly)

268
00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:38,652
(squelching)

269
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,907
(both gasp, pant)

270
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,370
(crunches)

271
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:51,415
-(gasps)
-(chanting continues)

272
00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:55,586
(all chanting indistinctly)

273
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:01,925
(chanting continues)

274
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:05,512
(Alien screams)

275
00:14:05,596 --> 00:14:08,140
No, they're aliens.
They're definitely aliens!

276
00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:11,101
(intense music)

277
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:20,861
(knock on door)

278
00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:22,321
Hey, come on.

279
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,573
Put your shoes on, we're leaving ASAP.

280
00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:26,491
DALE: For the lake?

281
00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:30,954
-The lake? That's today?
-Yeah.

282
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:33,081
I, I need to call Ronald.

283
00:14:33,165 --> 00:14:34,625
It's too late for that now.

284
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,668
(tense music)

285
00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:38,712
The Gusbergs are already here.
(chuckles)

286
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:40,464
(sighs)

287
00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:42,299
(exhales)

288
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:46,678
(pop music playing on car radio)

289
00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:50,557
-Oh...
-(chuckles)

290
00:14:50,641 --> 00:14:52,392
-I know this one.
-(both laugh)

291
00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:54,895
-DALE: Turn it up!
-(music plays louder)

292
00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:57,230
Keystone Lake, here we come!

293
00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:59,149
(parents cheer)

294
00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:04,404
We gotta get out of here.

295
00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:05,781
DALE: Come on!

296
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:10,118
(singing)

297
00:15:10,202 --> 00:15:12,746
(both singing)

298
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:13,830
(chuckles)

299
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:24,091
(parents singing)

300
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:36,728
(engine rumbling)

301
00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:40,315
(engine stops)

302
00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:45,237
DALE: You all good?

303
00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:51,076
Make sure you got everything.

304
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:52,661
CRAZY CHRIS: <i>You're in grave danger.</i>

305
00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:54,705
<i>Avoid being alone with them at all costs.</i>

306
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:57,499
<i>They like to isolate their targets
before they strike.</i>

307
00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,960
(mysterious music)

308
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,508
(mysterious music continues)

309
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:08,969
Yeah, this... seems about right.

310
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,099
-(sudden music sting)
-Pretty, huh?

311
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:15,350
(Dale chuckles)

312
00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:18,228
Yes, sir. Just us and the lake.

313
00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:21,606
Nothing around for miles and miles.

314
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,526
Hey, would you look at that?

315
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:26,486
DALE: The old boat's still here.

316
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:30,032
We'll have to take you boys out
for a night cruise, huh?

317
00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:32,409
-RONALD: Yeah, no, we're good.
-We're gonna go inside.

318
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,704
(suspenseful music)

319
00:16:38,123 --> 00:16:39,332
(sighs)

320
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,668
What are we gonna do with them?

321
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,380
(scoffs)
Nothing.

322
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:47,507
Just forget the map, let's just run.

323
00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:49,092
We're a million miles from anything.

324
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,802
So? I saw this show
where this guy lived on nothing

325
00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:52,429
but, like, squirrel poop for six months.

326
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,514
JACK: I... I've got a signal.

327
00:16:54,598 --> 00:16:56,183
-(knock on door)
-(pants)

328
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:58,435
BONNIE: Jack? Ronald?

329
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:00,562
We're waiting...

330
00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:04,066
(sighs)
No screens at the lake.

331
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,151
We're waiting for you out there.

332
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:08,320
For what?

333
00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:09,905
-For Game Night.
-(Jack gasps)

334
00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:11,907
I thought, I thought
that was only for grown-ups.

335
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:14,284
Well, we figured it's time
to let you join in on the fun.

336
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,328
You're a couple of mature specimens now.

337
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:18,497
DALE: Hey! Let's get this party started!

338
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:19,915
Okay.

339
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:21,416
We'll be there in a minute, Mom.

340
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:25,670
Your hats are adorable, by the way,
but no hats at Game Night.

341
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:31,468
Dude, they're gonna suck out
our brains like milkshakes.

342
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,721
No, we'll get out of this, okay?
We'll find a way.

343
00:17:34,805 --> 00:17:36,681
I'll, I'll just grab the keys
when they're not looking.

344
00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:37,974
You don't know how to drive.

345
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:40,644
Well, it feels like a good time to learn.
(pants)

346
00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:45,649
(tense music)

347
00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:55,408
-Did you put those in my bag?
-No, I thought you lost the...

348
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:58,245
RONALD: No, no, they're aliens.
They're definitely aliens!

349
00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:04,960
-They know we know.
-Just try to stay calm, okay?

350
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:07,379
-My mom has tentacles.
-I know! So does mine.

351
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:09,965
RON SR: Hey, fellas! Before we get old!

352
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:11,758
-DALE: Too late!
-(parents laugh)

353
00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:13,635
(crickets chirping)

354
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:14,970
(both breathing deeply)

355
00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:21,518
RON SR: So...

356
00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:23,645
how do we wanna do this?

357
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:25,772
DALE: Well, six is too many for Pinochle.

358
00:18:25,856 --> 00:18:26,815
Canasta?

359
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:27,983
Too complicated.

360
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:29,943
I suppose it doesn't even
matter what we play...

361
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,445
Then it's Crazy Eights.

362
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:36,449
Throw the same number
or suit as the person before you.

363
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,618
First one to get rid of their cards wins.

364
00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:40,287
Eights are wild.

365
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:43,206
Maybe we're not ready for this yet.

366
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,375
Don't worry, it won't hurt.

367
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:51,089
-(thuds on table)
-Wait, I forgot the knife.

368
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:53,383
RON SR. (clicks tongue):
Oh, come on, the knife.

369
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,801
-BONNIE: We need the knife.
-RONALD'S MOM: We need it.

370
00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:58,263
Definitely want that knife.

371
00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:00,348
(breathes heavily)

372
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:09,149
(ominous music)

373
00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:15,780
Oh, honey, that's way too big.

374
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:17,032
It'll get the job done.

375
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:18,158
(gasps)

376
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:23,788
(breathes shakily)

377
00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:25,498
(sighs)

378
00:19:25,624 --> 00:19:26,833
DALE: Crazy Eights.

379
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,084
Diamonds.

380
00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,674
BONNIE: Jack.

381
00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:35,884
Jack, it's your turn.

382
00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:38,136
BONNIE: Sweetie, what are you looking at?

383
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:39,387
Nothing. Sorry.

384
00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:44,017
(pants)

385
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,685
RONALD: All right, let's see...

386
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:49,856
Ronald, we can see your cards there, pal.

387
00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:50,941
Oh, come on. Turn...

388
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:52,692
I know.

389
00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,444
Uh, it's a...

390
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,946
(inhales)
...strategy.

391
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:59,282
-PARENTS: Crazy Eights!
-(chuckles)

392
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,825
-(laughs)
-BONNIE: Look at you!

393
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:08,083
(ominous music)

394
00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:16,424
RONALD: Come on!

395
00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:17,759
Hurry up! Come on!

396
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:18,927
I'm trying!

397
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,804
RONALD: Come on, come on! Hit the gas!

398
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:23,723
(engine revs)

399
00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:25,141
-(crashes)
-(parents scream)

400
00:20:28,478 --> 00:20:30,814
(engine idling)

401
00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:35,151
Well, we tried.

402
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,362
See you in the next life.

403
00:20:38,697 --> 00:20:41,283
(suspenseful music)

404
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,828
RON SR: Boys, boys!

405
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,288
-DALE: Hey!
-RON SR: Stop.

406
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:47,956
-BONNIE: Guys, settle down!
-Ron, calm down.

407
00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:50,292
-Settle down!
-Stop pretending you're our parents!

408
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:52,085
We know what you are.
(pants)

409
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:53,962
You took them, didn't you?

410
00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:55,839
Didn't you?

411
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:58,842
My parents have terrible bodies.
Why would you even want them?

412
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,093
-Ron.
-Hey.

413
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:01,553
Guys, we are your parents.

414
00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:04,431
No, no, you're... you're like aliens.

415
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,392
-Or alien witches or something.
-RONALD: Yeah, we saw everything.

416
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:10,729
The floating furniture, the head,
and those weird tentacle things.

417
00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:12,981
(Ronald breathes heavily)

418
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:17,027
They're called florgs.

419
00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:19,988
And you've got them, too.

420
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:23,033
No... No, you're aliens.

421
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:26,077
We're... we're just people.

422
00:21:26,161 --> 00:21:27,245
We're nothing alike.

423
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:29,497
I know it feels that way sometimes, but...

424
00:21:29,581 --> 00:21:31,666
For what it's worth,
we think you're weird, too.

425
00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:34,336
I'm not an alien.

426
00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:35,670
RON SR: Not to us, you aren't.

427
00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:37,088
You're just our kids.

428
00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:39,049
No, no. What is happening?

429
00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:40,633
Am I an alien or not?

430
00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:41,718
Yes, son.

431
00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:43,303
We all are.

432
00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:45,221
(exhales)

433
00:21:46,848 --> 00:21:47,849
(clicks tongue)

434
00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:51,978
You've, uh, you've had this
for a little while now, huh?

435
00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:55,523
It's your body's way
of letting us know that it's time.

436
00:21:56,441 --> 00:21:58,651
Oh, it's okay, everything's all right.

437
00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:02,155
This is nothing like Cooperstown.

438
00:22:03,198 --> 00:22:04,324
(Dale chuckles)

439
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:12,832
(florgs squelching)

440
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:14,542
(titters)

441
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:27,931
We wanted to tell you, honey.

442
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:29,974
We just wanted to make sure
you were ready.

443
00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:37,357
(florgs squelching)

444
00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:44,823
(rumbling)

445
00:22:44,906 --> 00:22:47,367
(clattering)

446
00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:02,966
(florgs squelching)

447
00:23:08,221 --> 00:23:11,141
(squelching continues)

448
00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:14,227
Dude.

449
00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:15,687
Dude.

450
00:23:16,938 --> 00:23:18,982
I guess we really are like you.

451
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:21,151
No... you're like you.

452
00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:22,819
DALE: And that's the way we like it.

453
00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:25,530
We love you.

454
00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:29,284
Love you, too.
(chuckles)

455
00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:30,785
(soft chuckle)

456
00:23:30,869 --> 00:23:33,037
(crickets chirping)

457
00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:35,123
(sighs)

458
00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:37,876
Well, I don't think we're getting
our security deposit back.

459
00:23:37,959 --> 00:23:39,919
-Nope.
-Come on, little doggies.

460
00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:41,212
-All right.
-DALE: Let's hustle.

461
00:23:43,006 --> 00:23:44,257
Which one's ours again?

462
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:48,261
See that little speck near Orion's belt?

463
00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:49,971
I think so.

464
00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:52,098
DALE: That, my boys, is Zugaria.

465
00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:55,477
Let's go.

466
00:24:02,901 --> 00:24:04,527
(door opens)

467
00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:06,404
So, what's it like?

468
00:24:07,030 --> 00:24:08,490
You'll have to see it for yourself.

469
00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:12,160
Wait, I... I thought
we were just driving home.

470
00:24:12,744 --> 00:24:13,745
We are.

471
00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:17,832
(beeps)

472
00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:25,715
BONNIE: Here we go, boys.

473
00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:29,802
(whirring)

474
00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:33,515
-(beeps)
-DALE: Buckle up.

475
00:24:35,058 --> 00:24:36,851
(seat belts click)

476
00:24:38,728 --> 00:24:40,939
(whirring)

477
00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:49,697
(keys clink)

478
00:24:50,198 --> 00:24:51,699
(breathes sharply)

479
00:24:54,619 --> 00:24:57,080
(zooming)

480
00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:02,085
See you around, boys.

481
00:25:04,712 --> 00:25:06,714
(florgs squelching)

482
00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:13,972
DALE: Hey, how about some tunes, huh?

483
00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:19,102
(parents singing)

484
00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:26,150
-(all sing)
-<i>♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow ♪</i>

485
00:25:26,234 --> 00:25:29,112
(singing continues)

486
00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:32,073
(whooshes)

487
00:25:33,616 --> 00:25:35,618
(mysterious music)