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I swear,
they get weirder every day.
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My mom and dad spent an entire weekend
shopping for decorative pillows.
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And they kept saying things
like "game-changer."
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-About pillows?
-Yeah.
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You should hear my dad
talk about solar panels.
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Ninety percent of his conversations
are about how much money they save him.
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He literally thanks the sun when it's out.
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I mean, are all parents this cringey?
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Jamie Shapiro's parents ride motorcycles.
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My dad's van uses vegetable oil,
so I just stopped letting him drop me off
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because kids said
that I smelled like French fries.
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I mean, you kind of do.
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I'm telling you, boys,
not only are Sasquatch real,
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but they're getting more sophisticated.
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-They're evolving.
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Now, I'm not just
talking about using tools, either.
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-I mean, really evolving.
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Some of them have even started
posting audio online.
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So Bigfoot has a podcast?
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Well, of course,
it's all subsidized by the government.
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They're using them
to get their message out.
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And why would the government
need Sasquatch to get its message out?
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I've already said too much.
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Okay.
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Hey, you boys want to see a pixie skull?
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-Yeah, I think we have to get going.
-Yeah.
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Jack. Ronald.
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Remember, boys.
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Trust no one.
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Of course, we got the solar panels
for the planet,
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but the real winner is my wallet.
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That buyback program, the power company
writes me a check every month, eh?
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Hey, here's looking at you, hot stuff.
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-Winning.
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That's right.
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How is that funny?
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-You want a burger? Fresh and real hot.
-Please.
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What's up, dawgs?
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You boys excited about our trip
to Keystone Lake next weekend?
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Yeah, actually,
the cabin looks pretty cool.
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Yeah, I can't wait to swim in that lake.
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I'm thinking about getting everyone
matching pajamas.
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-What? It's gonna be off the chizain!
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Oh, we're out of paper plates.
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Later, skaters.
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Matching pajamas?
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I know.
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Oh, is that my wife?
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Yowza!
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Stop it, you!
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Oh, stop looking so good and maybe I will.
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Hey, at least my parents don't flirt.
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Yeah, you're so lucky.
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-Howdy.
-There they are!
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Hi, hi!
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We heard the big news about the pillows.
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You'll have to show us later
at Game Night.
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That's right, Game Night's tonight.
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Is it at your house or mine this week?
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My house, I think.
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Okay. We'll take refuge here, then.
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What type of woodchips are you using?
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Wait, Dale, don't tell me.
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Hickory.
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-Pecan mesquite. I mixed it myself.
-Hey, oh!
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-He did.
-It's not me, right?
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-They're definitely getting worse.
-Hundred percent.
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Hey, uh, Jack.
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Why don't you come over here
and let your old man show you
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how to grill a flank steak, huh?
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Oh, um...
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Yeah, I actually was just about
to go do some stuff.
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-Yeah.
-I would love to, though.
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Maybe later, thanks!
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Howdy, broseph.
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What's up?
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Just, you know, saying hi.
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Can I come in?
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Yeah, sure.
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Hey, look at that.
Your Little League trophies.
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Man. You used to love baseball.
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You remember the time
we went to the Hall of Fame?
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Yeah. I mean, you, you got bit
by a snake at a rest stop.
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And then we spent the whole trip
at Cooperstown Hospital.
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We still had a blast. Got to admit.
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We should go back.
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Or go anywhere.
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Taking trips, you know. Me and you.
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Can I pop a squat?
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Look...
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I know you're not a little kid anymore,
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and it's natural for you
to pull away from your parents.
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But I wanna let you know...
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that I'll always be your dad.
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Okay, um, thanks, Dad.
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And if you ever wanna talk
about any changes in your body...
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Listen, I get it. It's, it's normal.
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I mean, we got the same parts, right?
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And I've been through it,
so I'm, I'm here for you.
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Thanks. Um, I'm gonna...
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Do your thing.
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Give me... Give me one of those.
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-Okay.
-All right.
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Okay, anyway.
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Hey, I love you.
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-Dude, you're kidding, right?
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My dad tried to have
the same talk with me.
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It was terrible, okay?
It ended with him kissing me on the lips.
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Seriously?
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To be fair, I did initiate it,
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but I panicked, okay?
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I just wanted out of that conversation.
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-Okay.
-They've been stressing me out so much,
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I broke out in a rash.
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Dude, really?
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-Me too.
-Is this puberty?
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I think it's Poison oak.
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Let's get ready for Game Night!
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Call us if you need us. Later, fools. Dab!
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She saw it on one of her mom vlogs.
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Just so you know,
I'm gonna kill you immediately,
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and then I'm gonna keep killing you
until you beg for mercy.
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You know you could kill other players
and give me a chance to get better.
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No.
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-Where's your headset?
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Aw, man. I left it at home.
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Sorry.
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Fine.
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Doesn't look like anybody's home.
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No, I see your mom and dad's shoes.
See, I don't get that.
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What's the point of having your own house
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if you're not even allowed
to wear shoes inside?
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What's that?
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-Is that your backyard?
-I don't know.
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Maybe they decided to watch
a movie or something.
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What kind of game is this?
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Jack?
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My coffee table's floating.
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Let's get out of here.
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What, are they witches or something?
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I don't know. They could be in a cult.
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Yeah, so what do we do?
Should we call the police?
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And tell them what?
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That our parents were in robes
and levitating furniture?
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We need to figure out
what's going on first.
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Right.
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How do we do that?
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-Whatcha doing, pal?
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Um, I was, I was just looking
for my fishing rod...
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...for the lake trip.
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It's in the garage.
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Oh, okay, thank you.
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Hey, you, uh, skipped breakfast
this morning.
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Is everything okay, son?
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Yeah, everything's fine.
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I just... just a little tired, you know.
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A changing body needs its rest, I guess.
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Little tadpole's losing his tail.
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Yes, yeah, exactly.
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That's me.
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Ribbit.
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Anyways, Dad,
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I, I have to go... meet Ronald.
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But thank, thank you.
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Okay.
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I knew it.
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So you recognize it?
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Unfortunately.
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Zugarians.
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What, what are Zugarians?
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Why "unfortunately"?
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Boys.
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There's no easy way to tell you this.
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Your parents are aliens.
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Come on.
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This town has been
a hotbed of alien activity for years.
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In the '80s,
they started abducting humans,
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replacing them with lookalikes...
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-Wait, so you're saying our parents--
-Sorry, kid.
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Chances are, your real parents
ended up as hors d'oeuvres
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on a Zugarian space cruiser.
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If they took our parents,
why wouldn't they take us?
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Because they, they take the parents first
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and they wait
for their offspring to mature.
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What do you mean, "mature?" Like...
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Like puberty?
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Exactly.
188
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How long have you had those?
189
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-Poison oak?
-That's not Poison oak.
190
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They're prepping your skin for extraction.
191
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-That's what these rashes are?
-Yeah.
192
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No, come on, that's nuts.
193
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Uh... My dad wears socks and sandals.
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What alien would do that?
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There's only one way to know.
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Get me a...
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A DNA sample.
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Strand of hair, fingernail clipping.
199
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Put it in the jar, bring it back here.
200
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Is this an old spaghetti sauce jar?
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In the meantime,
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I'll reach out to my network.
I'll see what I can do.
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Oh.
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You'll wanna wear these.
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Protect your thoughts.
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And remember...
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Zugarians are not to be trifled with.
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They are a paranoid species.
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If they sense you're onto them,
even for a second...
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You'll both be appetizers.
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I can't believe we're doing this.
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Oh.
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My rash is getting bigger.
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Probably just 'cause
you keep scratching it.
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Just leave it alone.
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Yours is getting worse, too.
217
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Yeah, well, I mean,
every time you scratch yours, it makes...
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Ronald.
219
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It's changing colors.
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-Does that mean they're aliens?
-No.
221
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It doesn't mean anything, okay?
222
00:13:05,536 --> 00:13:09,581
Look, it's an old tomato sauce jar
that we got from a guy named Crazy Chris.
223
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But if we really wanna know,
we have to go back.
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-Game night.
-Game night.
225
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Maybe they're just weird.
226
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I, I guess we could have imagined
the floating furniture.
227
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No, they're aliens.
They're definitely aliens!
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Hey, come on.
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Put your shoes on, we're leaving ASAP.
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For the lake?
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-The lake? That's today?
-Yeah.
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I, I need to call Ronald.
233
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It's too late for that now.
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The Gusbergs are already here.
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-Oh...
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-I know this one.
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-Turn it up!
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Keystone Lake, here we come!
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We gotta get out of here.
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Come on!
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You all good?
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Make sure you got everything.
243
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You're in grave danger.
244
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Avoid being alone with them at all costs.
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They like to isolate their targets
before they strike.
246
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Yeah, this... seems about right.
247
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-Pretty, huh?
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00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:18,228
Yes, sir. Just us and the lake.
249
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Nothing around for miles and miles.
250
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Hey, would you look at that?
251
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The old boat's still here.
252
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We'll have to take you boys out
for a night cruise, huh?
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-Yeah, no, we're good.
-We're gonna go inside.
254
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What are we gonna do with them?
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Nothing.
256
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Just forget the map, let's just run.
257
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We're a million miles from anything.
258
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So? I saw this show
where this guy lived on nothing
259
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but, like, squirrel poop for six months.
260
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I... I've got a signal.
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00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:58,435
Jack? Ronald?
262
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:00,562
We're waiting...
263
00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:04,066
No screens at the lake.
264
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,151
We're waiting for you out there.
265
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:08,320
For what?
266
00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:09,905
-For Game Night.
267
00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:11,907
I thought, I thought
that was only for grown-ups.
268
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:14,284
Well, we figured it's time
to let you join in on the fun.
269
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,328
You're a couple of mature specimens now.
270
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:18,497
Hey! Let's get this party started!
271
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:19,915
Okay.
272
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:21,416
We'll be there in a minute, Mom.
273
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:25,670
Your hats are adorable, by the way,
but no hats at Game Night.
274
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:31,468
Dude, they're gonna suck out
our brains like milkshakes.
275
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,721
No, we'll get out of this, okay?
We'll find a way.
276
00:17:34,805 --> 00:17:36,681
I'll, I'll just grab the keys
when they're not looking.
277
00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:37,974
You don't know how to drive.
278
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:40,644
Well, it feels like a good time to learn.
279
00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:55,408
-Did you put those in my bag?
-No, I thought you lost the...
280
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:58,245
No, no, they're aliens.
They're definitely aliens!
281
00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:04,960
-They know we know.
-Just try to stay calm, okay?
282
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:07,379
-My mom has tentacles.
-I know! So does mine.
283
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:09,965
Hey, fellas! Before we get old!
284
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:11,758
-Too late!
285
00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:21,518
So...
286
00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:23,645
how do we wanna do this?
287
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:25,772
Well, six is too many for Pinochle.
288
00:18:25,856 --> 00:18:26,815
Canasta?
289
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:27,983
Too complicated.
290
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:29,943
I suppose it doesn't even
matter what we play...
291
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,445
Then it's Crazy Eights.
292
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:36,449
Throw the same number
or suit as the person before you.
293
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,618
First one to get rid of their cards wins.
294
00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:40,287
Eights are wild.
295
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:43,206
Maybe we're not ready for this yet.
296
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,375
Don't worry, it won't hurt.
297
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:51,089
-Wait, I forgot the knife.
298
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:53,383
RON SR.
Oh, come on, the knife.
299
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,801
-- We need the knife.
-RONALD'- We need it.
300
00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:58,263
Definitely want that knife.
301
00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:15,780
Oh, honey, that's way too big.
302
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:17,032
It'll get the job done.
303
00:19:25,624 --> 00:19:26,833
Crazy Eights.
304
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,084
Diamonds.
305
00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,674
Jack.
306
00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:35,884
Jack, it's your turn.
307
00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:38,136
Sweetie, what are you looking at?
308
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:39,387
Nothing. Sorry.
309
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,685
All right, let's see...
310
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:49,856
Ronald, we can see your cards there, pal.
311
00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:50,941
Oh, come on. Turn...
312
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:52,692
I know.
313
00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,444
Uh, it's a...
314
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,946
...strategy.
315
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:59,282
-Crazy Eights!
316
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,825
-Look at you!
317
00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:16,424
Come on!
318
00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:17,759
Hurry up! Come on!
319
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:18,927
I'm trying!
320
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,804
Come on, come on! Hit the gas!
321
00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:35,151
Well, we tried.
322
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,362
See you in the next life.
323
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,828
Boys, boys!
324
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,288
-- Hey!
-- Stop.
325
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:47,956
-Guys, settle down!
-Ron, calm down.
326
00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:50,292
-Settle down!
-Stop pretending you're our parents!
327
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:52,085
We know what you are.
328
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:53,962
You took them, didn't you?
329
00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:55,839
Didn't you?
330
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:58,842
My parents have terrible bodies.
Why would you even want them?
331
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,093
-Ron.
-Hey.
332
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:01,553
Guys, we are your parents.
333
00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:04,431
No, no, you're... you're like aliens.
334
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,392
-Or alien witches or something.
-Yeah, we saw everything.
335
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:10,729
The floating furniture, the head,
and those weird tentacle things.
336
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:17,027
They're called florgs.
337
00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:19,988
And you've got them, too.
338
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:23,033
No... No, you're aliens.
339
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:26,077
We're... we're just people.
340
00:21:26,161 --> 00:21:27,245
We're nothing alike.
341
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:29,497
I know it feels that way sometimes, but...
342
00:21:29,581 --> 00:21:31,666
For what it's worth,
we think you're weird, too.
343
00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:34,336
I'm not an alien.
344
00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:35,670
Not to us, you aren't.
345
00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:37,088
You're just our kids.
346
00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:39,049
No, no. What is happening?
347
00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:40,633
Am I an alien or not?
348
00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:41,718
Yes, son.
349
00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:43,303
We all are.
350
00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:51,978
You've, uh, you've had this
for a little while now, huh?
351
00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:55,523
It's your body's way
of letting us know that it's time.
352
00:21:56,441 --> 00:21:58,651
Oh, it's okay, everything's all right.
353
00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:02,155
This is nothing like Cooperstown.
354
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:27,931
We wanted to tell you, honey.
355
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:29,974
We just wanted to make sure
you were ready.
356
00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:14,227
Dude.
357
00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:15,687
Dude.
358
00:23:16,938 --> 00:23:18,982
I guess we really are like you.
359
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:21,151
No... you're like you.
360
00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:22,819
And that's the way we like it.
361
00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:25,530
We love you.
362
00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:29,284
Love you, too.
363
00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:37,876
Well, I don't think we're getting
our security deposit back.
364
00:23:37,959 --> 00:23:39,919
-Nope.
-Come on, little doggies.
365
00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:41,212
-All right.
-Let's hustle.
366
00:23:43,006 --> 00:23:44,257
Which one's ours again?
367
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:48,261
See that little speck near Orion's belt?
368
00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:49,971
I think so.
369
00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:52,098
That, my boys, is Zugaria.
370
00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:55,477
Let's go.
371
00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:06,404
So, what's it like?
372
00:24:07,030 --> 00:24:08,490
You'll have to see it for yourself.
373
00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:12,160
Wait, I... I thought
we were just driving home.
374
00:24:12,744 --> 00:24:13,745
We are.
375
00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:25,715
Here we go, boys.
376
00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:33,515
-Buckle up.
377
00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:02,085
See you around, boys.
378
00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:13,972
Hey, how about some tunes, huh?