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Hey!

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MUFFLED MUSIC FROM HEADPHONES

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Ryan.

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Ryan, haircut.
It's getting out of hand.

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You're not touching my hair.
Cut his!

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You're not touching mine.

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Oh, have a look.

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It's Grandad.
Oh, Jesus, that's all we need.

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No, don't encourage him.

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Oh!

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No, they're too old for this.

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They're too old!
They don't wanna do it.

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Pack it in!

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Clear off!
CHILDREN MOCKINGLY:  Clear off!

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What do you think you're doing,
you silly old fool?

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Saying hello to me grandson.

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Well, you've got no business.

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Says who?
You're flouting the rules.

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I am not flouting!

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Essential supplies -
milk, bread and haemorrhoid cream.

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And I've worked it out,

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it's the quickest route back
from the Co-op.

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No, it's not.

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Yeah, if you use the cut-through
down the side of yours, it is.

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And...

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Little Steve, what's more...

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Essential maintenance.

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You've got a bald patch.

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Just jog on, will ya?

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Yeah, I will, when I know
that these are all right.

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How can they be all right

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when their mother's shacked up with
the Audi man in East Dulwich?

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Gary hasn't got an Audi.
I saw it in his drive.

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That's his neighbour's car.

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Actually, he's got a six-year-old
Ford Fiesta.

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But, you know, Karen says

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you're only seeing
what you wanna see at the moment.

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Steve-O, she tried to make it work.
Oh, and I didn't?

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No, no. All she wants now is
an amicable financial arrangement,

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sort out shared custody.

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She made her bed, she can lie in it.

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First and foremost,
she's desperate to see the boys.

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Well, she's locked up
with bollock-face now,

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so she can whistle for that.

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You know, she could call round
and see them like I am,

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but she's worried that you'll throw
a mighty wobbler.

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She's been trying to call you...

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Bog off and mind your own business!

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All right. Hey, listen.

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You know, you want to get that
scaffolding sorted down the side.

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Get it shifted.
It's causing an obstruction.

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Well, how can I, you bell-end?

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The builders
had to down their tools!

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Bye, lads.

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Bye, Grandad.

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PHONE VIBRATES

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See you tomorrow.

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I've got staff screaming,
"How long is this going on for?"

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Jesus Christ.
You know, I'm 43 years old

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and I've never even heard
of the word "furlough" before.

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Well, where did it come from?

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LINE GOES DEAD

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PHONE VIBRATES

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Was that Mum again?

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Just eat your dinner.

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Ha-hey!
He's back.

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Do your exercises. Come on!

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Exercise!

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That's it.

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Om!

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OK, great, and then...

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COUGHS

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CHILDREN CHUCKLE

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That's you.

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CHILDREN CHUCKLE

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Thanks, mate.

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Have you?
Have I what?

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Ever met him, Gary?

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Well, we've...
We've had an encounter.

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Me and Ryan think he's all right.

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We had that week with him and Mum
in Center Parcs.

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Thanks for the brew.

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Here he is.

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Granddad!

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Clear off, before I call the police.

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Feel free. I'm not flouting.

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Observing distancing.

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And there's no law against
exercising

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in the style of Michael Flatley.

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You should have been
bloody furloughed,

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furloughed off to
the bloody madhouse long ago.

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Right, swearing and dissent.

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I stood no nonsense when I was
reffing in the Northern Premier,

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and I'm not taking it from you.

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You're heading for a red
if you carry on.

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BOTH:  Off! Off! Off!

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CHILDREN LAUGH

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Do you mind telling
that idiot father of yours

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to stop coming round?
'Why should I?'

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Because he's just doing it
to wind me up.

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'He's doing it because
he wants to see the boys.

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'So do I. They were supposed
to be coming to me

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'for the Easter holidays.'

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Yeah, but they didn't, did they?

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So I'm just focusing on
looking after them.

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'You mean using them as hostages.'
I'm not using them as hostages.

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You can call them,
you can FaceTime them.

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'It's not the same as seeing them
in the flesh, is it?'

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'It'd be just for a minute.

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'If only you promise
not to make a scene.'

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No, I promise to do no such thing.
You stay away.

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Because these boys are confused
enough about the situation as it is.

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'It's not the boys
that are confused, Stephen.

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'They've accepted
that we're separated.

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'They just don't want to
have to pick a side.

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'Will you let me see them, please?

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'Stephen, please!'

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So what's the matter with these?
Nothing.

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So why haven't you eaten them?

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Get upstairs.
Why?

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Do as you're told.

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Why'd you send the boys out?

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Don't start.

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Stephen?

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I'm in a mess.

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I'm sick of everyone believing
that this is all my fault.

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I don't think everyone does
think that, except possibly you.

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Cos I would have tried
at this marriage.

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Yeah, we know that.

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Karen was the one who gave up.

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But everybody blames me.

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But we were all right, once.

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We were happy.

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Just bit by bit, everything changes.

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Sounds like the story
of many a marriage.

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The worst part of it is that I...

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I just can't stop blaming myself
for feeling this way.

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Because I know there's people a lot
worse off than me at the moment.

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What am I supposed to do?

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Just... Just pretend that
my little world isn't falling apart?

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You can put it back together again,
in time.

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I can't see it.

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I wouldn't even know where to start.

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Yeah, I remember that feeling.

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So when did your little world
fall apart?

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Well, let's call it
a flouting of the marriage vows.

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Who?

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Karen's mother.

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It was a bloke she worked with.

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I mean, I've no doubt
I drove her to it.

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I don't have to tell you
how impossible I can be.

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But you stayed with her?

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Well, people tended
to do that more then.

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You forgave her?
Yeah.

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Years later.

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When she was in her...

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When she was in her final round
of her chemo.

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See, I just wished I'd found a way
to do it earlier.

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I only mention this because
grudges and resentments

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can linger forever if you let them.

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They gnaw away at your soul
until there's nothing left.

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Anyway, I'll furlough off.

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Tell the boys
I'll be by again tomorrow.

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Oh, and...

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'Ey.

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I've still got this, you know,
if I need it, so...

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watch your step.

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Jack! Jack!
What?

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Come downstairs.

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Ryan, you, too.

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What?

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Just go in the kitchen.

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Mum!
Mum!

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Hello! Hiya!

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