1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,428 --> 00:00:11,428 (light choir music) 4 00:00:13,738 --> 00:00:15,767 - There's something I need to tell you. 5 00:00:15,767 --> 00:00:19,350 Rach, there's something I need to tell you. 6 00:00:20,847 --> 00:00:24,430 Rach, there's something I need to tell you. 7 00:00:27,376 --> 00:00:30,959 (crowd lightly chattering) 8 00:01:10,794 --> 00:01:13,877 (light guitar music) 9 00:01:18,972 --> 00:01:20,722 - [Rach] Hey, Connor. 10 00:01:23,931 --> 00:01:24,764 - Hey. 11 00:01:24,764 --> 00:01:25,682 - Sorry, sorry. 12 00:01:25,682 --> 00:01:26,833 - I thought maybe you bailed. 13 00:01:26,833 --> 00:01:28,222 - No, no, I'm sorry. 14 00:01:28,222 --> 00:01:30,684 Me and my housemates, we had little fat Labrador puppy, 15 00:01:30,684 --> 00:01:31,936 that he shat, in the room, everything. 16 00:01:31,936 --> 00:01:33,135 - Yeah, I hate the way he does that. 17 00:01:33,135 --> 00:01:34,198 - I cut my finger on my tea bag 18 00:01:34,198 --> 00:01:35,369 and then I didn't have any band-aid. 19 00:01:35,369 --> 00:01:37,702 Anyway it's good to see you. 20 00:01:38,748 --> 00:01:41,831 (light guitar music) 21 00:01:44,783 --> 00:01:46,927 - I actually have something pretty cool 22 00:01:46,927 --> 00:01:48,765 I wanted to show you. - Where were you on Friday? 23 00:01:48,765 --> 00:01:49,598 - Isn't today Friday? 24 00:01:49,598 --> 00:01:50,431 - Last Friday. 25 00:01:50,431 --> 00:01:51,264 - Right. 26 00:01:51,264 --> 00:01:52,097 - I had birthday drinks. 27 00:01:52,097 --> 00:01:52,930 I was really hoping you'd come to that. 28 00:01:52,930 --> 00:01:54,319 - Yeah, yeah that wasn't my fault. 29 00:01:54,319 --> 00:01:55,152 - No, it's fine. 30 00:01:55,152 --> 00:01:55,985 Don't worry about it, it's fine, you're busy. 31 00:01:55,985 --> 00:01:58,299 - No, it's not busy, but I was actually waiting because-- 32 00:01:58,299 --> 00:01:59,689 - Hey, what is that, you look nice. 33 00:01:59,689 --> 00:02:01,128 You've got hair gel. 34 00:02:01,128 --> 00:02:02,747 - Mousse. 35 00:02:02,747 --> 00:02:04,204 - Mousse. 36 00:02:04,204 --> 00:02:06,501 - To be precise, a mousse gel combination. 37 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:07,334 - Can I touch it? 38 00:02:07,334 --> 00:02:08,630 It looks crispy. 39 00:02:08,630 --> 00:02:10,298 - Yeah, you can touch me, it. 40 00:02:10,298 --> 00:02:11,163 - Touch you? 41 00:02:11,163 --> 00:02:11,996 - Gross, why would you? 42 00:02:11,996 --> 00:02:13,354 - No, I mean I don't wanna ruin it. 43 00:02:13,354 --> 00:02:14,322 - I don't wanna ruin it either 44 00:02:14,322 --> 00:02:16,291 because we have been friends for so long and-- 45 00:02:16,291 --> 00:02:17,291 - Your hair. 46 00:02:20,288 --> 00:02:22,227 I don't wanna ruin your hair. 47 00:02:22,227 --> 00:02:23,963 - Right, yeah. 48 00:02:23,963 --> 00:02:25,380 Makes more sense. 49 00:02:27,608 --> 00:02:32,044 I am really sorry that I didn't come to your birthday. 50 00:02:32,044 --> 00:02:33,044 - It's okay. 51 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:36,701 - Rach, there's something I-- 52 00:02:36,701 --> 00:02:38,190 - Can I take your order, guys? 53 00:02:38,190 --> 00:02:40,498 - Oh, sorry I haven't even looked at the menu. 54 00:02:40,498 --> 00:02:42,060 - Yeah, me neither. 55 00:02:42,060 --> 00:02:43,895 - You've been here for an hour. 56 00:02:43,895 --> 00:02:45,548 - An hour? 57 00:02:45,548 --> 00:02:46,747 - No I haven't. 58 00:02:46,747 --> 00:02:49,524 - You didn't think to look at the menu? 59 00:02:49,524 --> 00:02:50,357 At all? 60 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:53,390 You were just staring at her chair the whole time? 61 00:02:53,390 --> 00:02:54,223 - What's wrong with my chair? 62 00:02:54,223 --> 00:02:55,056 - Nothing. 63 00:02:55,056 --> 00:02:56,106 - He was really just, 64 00:02:56,106 --> 00:02:57,888 - Yeah it kind of does feel a little bit wobbly. 65 00:02:57,888 --> 00:02:58,721 - Does it? - Yeah. 66 00:02:58,721 --> 00:02:59,554 - Is it wobbly? - Yeah. 67 00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:00,387 - Your chair seems fine. 68 00:03:00,387 --> 00:03:01,220 - Do you wanna swap? 69 00:03:01,220 --> 00:03:02,053 - What? - We'll swap. 70 00:03:02,053 --> 00:03:03,197 'Cause if it's wobbly it's not safe 71 00:03:03,197 --> 00:03:05,608 and I just think it'll be better if we swap. 72 00:03:05,608 --> 00:03:07,835 - No, but sure, if that'll make you feel better. 73 00:03:07,835 --> 00:03:08,835 - Excuse me. 74 00:03:13,523 --> 00:03:14,523 - Thank you. 75 00:03:15,611 --> 00:03:16,444 Sorry. 76 00:03:27,413 --> 00:03:28,471 - Give you guys a few more minutes? 77 00:03:28,471 --> 00:03:31,011 - Yes please, thank you. 78 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:32,697 (light guitar music) 79 00:03:32,697 --> 00:03:33,573 It is wobbly. 80 00:03:33,573 --> 00:03:34,595 - Are you okay, Connor? 81 00:03:34,595 --> 00:03:35,580 - Why? 82 00:03:35,580 --> 00:03:36,413 (phone chiming) 83 00:03:36,413 --> 00:03:38,672 - It's just, I haven't seen you in like three weeks 84 00:03:38,672 --> 00:03:40,555 then you invite me out to lunch and it's just the two of us 85 00:03:40,555 --> 00:03:42,319 and you've put mousse in your hair 86 00:03:42,319 --> 00:03:43,948 and I think you've attempted to trim your beard. 87 00:03:43,948 --> 00:03:46,101 - I got you a birthday present. 88 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:46,934 - Really? 89 00:03:48,045 --> 00:03:52,000 - Okay, so you remember the first time we met? 90 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:52,833 - Yeah. 91 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:54,849 - And we were in second year astronomy 92 00:03:54,849 --> 00:03:57,692 and we were talking about the meteor crash in Tunguska. 93 00:03:57,692 --> 00:04:00,704 - No, that's not where we met. 94 00:04:00,704 --> 00:04:01,692 - What do you mean? 95 00:04:01,692 --> 00:04:04,187 - We met at Paula's party in Blackwood, didn't we? 96 00:04:04,187 --> 00:04:05,747 - Um, well... 97 00:04:05,747 --> 00:04:07,433 - It doesn't matter, that's fine. 98 00:04:07,433 --> 00:04:09,850 Astronomy, Tunguska, sorry, yes, I remember. 99 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:13,132 - Yeah, well we were talking about the unexplained explosion 100 00:04:13,132 --> 00:04:15,686 that happened in Siberia in 1908. 101 00:04:15,686 --> 00:04:16,519 (phone chiming) 102 00:04:16,519 --> 00:04:18,668 And I was saying that there was no way 103 00:04:18,668 --> 00:04:21,958 that anything from space could have survived that impact. 104 00:04:21,958 --> 00:04:23,651 But you were very sure that maybe it did. 105 00:04:23,651 --> 00:04:26,055 - Yeah I'm pretty sure it didn't. 106 00:04:26,055 --> 00:04:27,722 - You were saying that you always wanted 107 00:04:27,722 --> 00:04:31,884 too see for yourself, something amazing. 108 00:04:31,884 --> 00:04:33,059 - Yeah. 109 00:04:33,059 --> 00:04:36,109 - Well, the internet is a magical place. 110 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:37,224 (phone chiming) 111 00:04:37,224 --> 00:04:38,401 - Sorry. 112 00:04:38,401 --> 00:04:40,289 My phone, sorry, one second. 113 00:04:40,289 --> 00:04:41,872 I'll just get that. 114 00:04:43,791 --> 00:04:46,541 I promise it'll be just a second. 115 00:04:48,210 --> 00:04:49,460 Jack from work. 116 00:04:50,859 --> 00:04:53,002 You remember Jack? 117 00:04:53,002 --> 00:04:56,669 It's nothing but he's been texting me a bit. 118 00:04:57,914 --> 00:04:58,747 (crashing) 119 00:04:58,747 --> 00:05:01,414 Oh my God, Connor, are you okay? 120 00:05:03,907 --> 00:05:05,400 Are you okay? 121 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:06,483 - Yeah, yeah. 122 00:05:11,445 --> 00:05:13,945 - Is that my birthday present? 123 00:05:15,063 --> 00:05:15,980 - Surprise. 124 00:05:18,097 --> 00:05:19,220 - Is it a rock? 125 00:05:19,220 --> 00:05:21,047 - That is a piece of Siberian meteorite 126 00:05:21,047 --> 00:05:22,888 that I got off the internet. 127 00:05:22,888 --> 00:05:24,237 I don't think it's real but 128 00:05:24,237 --> 00:05:25,653 still maybe I could get you something 129 00:05:25,653 --> 00:05:29,066 that reminded you of how we met. 130 00:05:29,066 --> 00:05:33,399 Well, at least of how I like to remember us meeting. 131 00:05:36,477 --> 00:05:38,144 You and I, astronomy 132 00:05:40,038 --> 00:05:42,871 arguing about magic and astronomy. 133 00:05:46,667 --> 00:05:47,500 - Connor. 134 00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:52,266 Why did you get me this? 135 00:05:57,166 --> 00:05:59,583 - Because it's your birthday. 136 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:02,736 Happy birthday. 137 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:13,055 Do you like it? 138 00:06:15,028 --> 00:06:16,963 - Well, Connor, it's 139 00:06:16,963 --> 00:06:18,684 (chair scraping) 140 00:06:18,684 --> 00:06:19,851 What was that? 141 00:06:20,898 --> 00:06:23,231 - The chair's pretty flimsy. 142 00:06:24,142 --> 00:06:26,309 (gasping) 143 00:06:30,683 --> 00:06:31,516 Huh, what? 144 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:33,086 Oh my god! 145 00:06:33,086 --> 00:06:34,293 - Oh fuck. 146 00:06:34,293 --> 00:06:35,577 - Oh my god, oh my god. 147 00:06:35,577 --> 00:06:37,160 Oh no, let me down! 148 00:06:38,392 --> 00:06:39,448 (screaming) 149 00:06:39,448 --> 00:06:42,176 (crowd chattering) 150 00:06:42,176 --> 00:06:43,093 Oh, Connor! 151 00:06:46,651 --> 00:06:48,142 - [Connor] Does anyone here speak Russian? 152 00:06:48,142 --> 00:06:49,229 - Russian? 153 00:06:49,229 --> 00:06:52,172 - I think I got some of the weird floating 154 00:06:52,172 --> 00:06:54,222 space rock on your chair. 155 00:06:54,222 --> 00:06:55,833 - The real, the what? 156 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:57,007 - Have you got like a big ladder? 157 00:06:57,007 --> 00:06:57,891 - No. 158 00:06:57,891 --> 00:06:59,268 Hello, fire department? 159 00:06:59,268 --> 00:07:01,390 - What the actually shit is going on? 160 00:07:01,390 --> 00:07:02,223 - I'll get some cushions. 161 00:07:02,223 --> 00:07:03,463 - No, I'm not gonna jump. 162 00:07:03,463 --> 00:07:04,311 - It's not that far. 163 00:07:04,311 --> 00:07:05,811 - Come up me then. 164 00:07:07,247 --> 00:07:08,351 - I could catch you. 165 00:07:08,351 --> 00:07:09,843 - Absolutely not, change this Connor 166 00:07:09,843 --> 00:07:12,510 because just stop talking to me. 167 00:07:16,833 --> 00:07:19,187 - Rach, of all the many, many ways 168 00:07:19,187 --> 00:07:21,386 I thought today would end up, 169 00:07:21,386 --> 00:07:22,647 I didn't think this thing would actually-- 170 00:07:22,647 --> 00:07:23,986 - All right buddy, just get back, man. 171 00:07:23,986 --> 00:07:25,036 - No, no, it wasn't my fault. 172 00:07:25,036 --> 00:07:25,869 - It's okay. 173 00:07:25,869 --> 00:07:27,560 - I knew you had something funny going on with that chair. 174 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:28,909 Okay guys, just remain calm. 175 00:07:28,909 --> 00:07:30,387 Yeah I called the fire department. 176 00:07:30,387 --> 00:07:31,359 Everything's gonna be okay. 177 00:07:31,359 --> 00:07:33,587 Hey, it's gonna be fine. 178 00:07:33,587 --> 00:07:35,757 Okay I've done this before, just calm down. 179 00:07:35,757 --> 00:07:38,158 (phone ringing) 180 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:39,075 - Hey Jack. 181 00:07:41,743 --> 00:07:42,576 Connor. 182 00:07:43,976 --> 00:07:45,309 Um, she is here. 183 00:07:47,103 --> 00:07:50,214 She's occupied at the moment. 184 00:07:50,214 --> 00:07:51,047 - You're being very difficult. 185 00:07:51,047 --> 00:07:51,880 - I'm sorry. 186 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:52,713 What are you doing 187 00:07:52,713 --> 00:07:53,546 poking me with a broom? - Will this make it easier? 188 00:07:53,546 --> 00:07:54,786 - I'm up, I'm up on the roof! 189 00:07:54,786 --> 00:07:56,203 - Grab a bristle. 190 00:07:57,928 --> 00:08:02,095 - Actually, Jack, I'm gonna have to call you back. 191 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:07,428 - Sir, please I just told you to stay over. 192 00:08:07,428 --> 00:08:08,261 - Connor. 193 00:08:13,390 --> 00:08:14,307 Oh god, no. 194 00:08:15,388 --> 00:08:17,138 Connor, what are you? 195 00:08:25,936 --> 00:08:26,769 - [Connor] Oh no. 196 00:08:26,769 --> 00:08:27,602 - Oh god! 197 00:08:29,770 --> 00:08:31,187 - [Connor] Whoah. 198 00:08:33,925 --> 00:08:35,008 - Catch that. 199 00:08:38,889 --> 00:08:39,722 - Hey. 200 00:08:39,722 --> 00:08:41,215 - Hey. 201 00:08:41,215 --> 00:08:42,723 - [Connor] Not really sure what the next step 202 00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:43,556 of this plan was. 203 00:08:43,556 --> 00:08:45,132 - [Rach] No. 204 00:08:45,132 --> 00:08:47,232 - To be honest I thought I was gonna be 205 00:08:47,232 --> 00:08:48,877 the right way up. 206 00:08:48,877 --> 00:08:49,877 - Yeah, ooh. 207 00:08:51,389 --> 00:08:53,080 - You like your birthday present? 208 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:55,254 - It's the thought that counts. 209 00:08:55,254 --> 00:08:56,087 Thank you. 210 00:09:06,622 --> 00:09:08,789 - I really messed this up. 211 00:09:10,115 --> 00:09:10,948 Hey. 212 00:09:12,863 --> 00:09:13,696 Rach. 213 00:09:16,375 --> 00:09:19,458 There's something I need to tell you. 214 00:09:22,845 --> 00:09:25,845 (light choir music) 215 00:09:29,587 --> 00:09:31,695 - [Woman] It's been six months. 216 00:09:31,695 --> 00:09:33,321 - I just miss you, Jen. 217 00:09:33,321 --> 00:09:35,125 - [Jen] This really isn't healthy. 218 00:09:35,125 --> 00:09:36,777 I know you miss having a girlfriend, Max, 219 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:39,093 but we're done, over. 220 00:09:39,093 --> 00:09:41,093 So just stop calling me. 221 00:09:44,212 --> 00:09:49,212 ♪ Eight pills on the floor bathroom open door ♪ 222 00:09:49,904 --> 00:09:54,904 ♪ Eight pills will make them look at you ♪ 223 00:09:55,492 --> 00:09:58,213 ♪ Send your way talking a smile ♪ 224 00:09:58,213 --> 00:10:01,276 ♪ The longing that you couldn't hide ♪ 225 00:10:01,276 --> 00:10:06,276 ♪ But I could see right through ♪ 226 00:10:06,870 --> 00:10:09,882 ♪ Helpless open book ♪ 227 00:10:09,882 --> 00:10:14,882 ♪ Still the pictures tell lies ♪ 228 00:10:16,073 --> 00:10:18,900 ♪ Daylight night time ♪ 229 00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:21,572 ♪ Early skyline ♪ 230 00:10:21,572 --> 00:10:26,572 ♪ Nothing rhymes when you're blue ♪ 231 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:30,288 ♪ Gently anymore to you ♪ 232 00:10:30,288 --> 00:10:32,467 (phone ringing) 233 00:10:32,467 --> 00:10:33,300 - Hi. 234 00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:37,766 I'm looking for a girlfriend experience. 235 00:10:40,095 --> 00:10:42,278 (knocking) 236 00:10:42,278 --> 00:10:44,042 - [Woman] Max, hi, I'm Paige. 237 00:10:44,042 --> 00:10:44,875 - Hey. 238 00:10:44,875 --> 00:10:45,926 Come on in. 239 00:10:45,926 --> 00:10:47,593 - [Paige] Thank you. 240 00:10:51,101 --> 00:10:53,101 - It's nice to meet you. 241 00:10:55,297 --> 00:10:56,931 - I'm your girlfriend, Max. 242 00:10:56,931 --> 00:10:59,507 I'm not gonna shake your hand. 243 00:10:59,507 --> 00:11:00,340 - Right. 244 00:11:01,488 --> 00:11:02,488 - It's $200. 245 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:04,538 - Mhmm. 246 00:11:05,417 --> 00:11:07,413 Yeah, it should all be there. 247 00:11:07,413 --> 00:11:08,910 - Thank you. 248 00:11:08,910 --> 00:11:11,020 And I'm gonna go into the bathroom and change. 249 00:11:11,020 --> 00:11:11,853 - Great. 250 00:11:13,081 --> 00:11:16,459 - Do you mind unzipping my dress for me? 251 00:11:16,459 --> 00:11:17,292 - Uh huh. 252 00:11:24,799 --> 00:11:25,882 - Thank you. 253 00:11:28,139 --> 00:11:30,534 Oh and if you have any whipped cream, 254 00:11:30,534 --> 00:11:32,034 I'm gonna need it. 255 00:11:34,504 --> 00:11:35,337 - Uh huh. 256 00:11:35,337 --> 00:11:36,170 (light rock music) 257 00:11:36,170 --> 00:11:40,453 ♪ She a sharpshooter ♪ 258 00:11:40,453 --> 00:11:45,230 ♪ He's a lazy mind ♪ 259 00:11:45,230 --> 00:11:49,790 ♪ She's a sharpshooter ♪ 260 00:11:49,790 --> 00:11:53,207 ♪ He's got a raging mind ♪ 261 00:12:25,984 --> 00:12:29,163 - You wanna watch The Bachelor? 262 00:12:29,163 --> 00:12:30,580 - Not at all, no. 263 00:12:31,944 --> 00:12:33,287 - Okay well we're not watching football again 264 00:12:33,287 --> 00:12:34,723 'cause you watch football all weekend long. 265 00:12:34,723 --> 00:12:36,464 - I'm sorry, what? 266 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,791 - I'm saying, I'm always at your place 267 00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:41,032 and we never get to watch my shows. 268 00:12:41,032 --> 00:12:43,210 Do you not like going to my place? 269 00:12:43,210 --> 00:12:44,984 Is it because of my cat? 270 00:12:44,984 --> 00:12:47,404 I know Mr. Buttons can be a little picky but, 271 00:12:47,404 --> 00:12:48,789 I don't know, maybe put a little effort in, 272 00:12:48,789 --> 00:12:49,975 he'll warm up to you. 273 00:12:49,975 --> 00:12:51,521 Some people say I look like Taylor Swift. 274 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:52,354 Do you think so? 275 00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:53,937 Skinny jeans, sometimes they work on me, 276 00:12:53,937 --> 00:12:55,178 sometimes they don't. 277 00:12:55,178 --> 00:12:56,842 Why haven't you put the you're in a relationship 278 00:12:56,842 --> 00:12:57,910 on Facebook yet? 279 00:12:57,910 --> 00:12:59,892 Do you think that I should get bangs? 280 00:12:59,892 --> 00:13:01,583 I just do whatever Rhianna does. 281 00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:03,488 You know, with her nails and her nail art. 282 00:13:03,488 --> 00:13:04,523 So then this girl was like 283 00:13:04,523 --> 00:13:06,201 have you had a nose job? 284 00:13:06,201 --> 00:13:09,290 And I was like uh, you can tell? 285 00:13:09,290 --> 00:13:10,515 If we were a celebrity couple 286 00:13:10,515 --> 00:13:13,631 our name would be Pax or Maige. 287 00:13:13,631 --> 00:13:14,753 Which one do you like better? 288 00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:17,222 I was like "Yeah I read, only on my iPad. 289 00:13:17,222 --> 00:13:19,174 "What do you read on?" 290 00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:20,544 She was like, "A book". 291 00:13:20,544 --> 00:13:21,903 Sometimes I wake up and I think 292 00:13:21,903 --> 00:13:25,375 what's a good new hashtag to use? 293 00:13:25,375 --> 00:13:26,848 I have this idea and I am not comfortable 294 00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:27,967 telling you about it yet 295 00:13:27,967 --> 00:13:29,943 but I think it's gonna be huge. 296 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:32,412 What's my favorite color? 297 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:33,245 - Blue. 298 00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:34,882 - Wrong. 299 00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:37,750 What would you say if I told you I've had an abortion? 300 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:38,583 Twice. 301 00:13:39,450 --> 00:13:41,783 (streaming) 302 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,897 I cannot keep plants alive. 303 00:13:48,897 --> 00:13:49,847 What is that about? 304 00:13:49,847 --> 00:13:51,236 It's like I wanna live by the beach 305 00:13:51,236 --> 00:13:54,274 but I think I get so smoky all the time. 306 00:13:54,274 --> 00:13:56,084 My mom's my best friend, you know? 307 00:13:56,084 --> 00:13:56,917 That's the truth. 308 00:13:56,917 --> 00:13:58,090 (flushing) 309 00:13:58,090 --> 00:14:00,017 Anyway, I think I'm just gonna do a little bit of Botox 310 00:14:00,017 --> 00:14:03,638 right between my eyes or something, no big deal. 311 00:14:03,638 --> 00:14:05,665 - What is that? 312 00:14:05,665 --> 00:14:06,660 - My mouthguard. 313 00:14:06,660 --> 00:14:09,577 What, you want me to live with TMJ? 314 00:14:14,967 --> 00:14:16,824 You're acting really weird. 315 00:14:16,824 --> 00:14:18,407 Is everything okay? 316 00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:22,632 - No, no, no, no actually, 317 00:14:22,632 --> 00:14:24,477 you're supposed to be my girlfriend 318 00:14:24,477 --> 00:14:26,172 and all you've done since you've been here 319 00:14:26,172 --> 00:14:29,076 is yammer on about cats and your problems. 320 00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,838 And you were wearing a mouthguard, 321 00:14:30,838 --> 00:14:32,920 you were bleaching your mustache 322 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:36,670 and to top it all off, you're wearing sweats. 323 00:14:37,592 --> 00:14:38,754 - They're comfortable. 324 00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:39,696 - And you were eating whipped cream 325 00:14:39,696 --> 00:14:41,262 right out of the can. 326 00:14:41,262 --> 00:14:42,622 - Are you calling me fat? 327 00:14:42,622 --> 00:14:43,455 - No, no, no, no, no. 328 00:14:43,455 --> 00:14:45,268 I'm not calling you-- 329 00:14:45,268 --> 00:14:48,038 - Is this your ex-girlfriend? 330 00:14:48,038 --> 00:14:49,356 - Yes it is. 331 00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:51,208 - Why do you still have this? 332 00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:53,439 Whatever, she looks like a whore. 333 00:14:53,439 --> 00:14:54,939 - Okay, all right. 334 00:14:55,970 --> 00:14:57,948 Are we ever gonna have sex? 335 00:14:57,948 --> 00:15:00,021 - Oh my god, that's all you think about. 336 00:15:00,021 --> 00:15:02,561 Sometimes I wonder if it's the only reason you're with me. 337 00:15:02,561 --> 00:15:06,228 Well, joke's on you 'cause I'm on my period. 338 00:15:10,845 --> 00:15:11,864 - I'm not trying to be negative. 339 00:15:11,864 --> 00:15:13,370 I'm just telling it how it is. 340 00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:14,203 - [Man] Come on! 341 00:15:14,203 --> 00:15:15,422 - [Woman] And you don't know, how can you be so sure? 342 00:15:15,422 --> 00:15:18,205 - These things never work out! 343 00:15:18,205 --> 00:15:19,937 They don't, not for me. 344 00:15:19,937 --> 00:15:21,770 It's destined to fail. 345 00:15:47,752 --> 00:15:49,388 - Yeah. 346 00:15:49,388 --> 00:15:51,739 We literally just got here. 347 00:15:51,739 --> 00:15:53,925 No, she drove in with us. 348 00:15:53,925 --> 00:15:55,384 Yeah. 349 00:15:55,384 --> 00:15:56,217 - Is that, is that um, 350 00:15:56,217 --> 00:15:57,570 - [Man] Yeah. 351 00:15:57,570 --> 00:16:00,831 - (exclaiming) Yes, so exciting. 352 00:16:00,831 --> 00:16:01,664 - [Man] No, dude, hey, 353 00:16:01,664 --> 00:16:04,331 there's no reason to be nervous. 354 00:16:14,035 --> 00:16:14,981 - I wish I could say his ex-girlfriend 355 00:16:14,981 --> 00:16:17,658 was like this terrible person, but, 356 00:16:17,658 --> 00:16:19,042 I don't know, she's pretty fun. 357 00:16:19,042 --> 00:16:20,005 - Ex-fiancee. 358 00:16:20,005 --> 00:16:20,838 - [Woman] What? 359 00:16:20,838 --> 00:16:22,527 - Ex, she was his ex-fiancee. 360 00:16:22,527 --> 00:16:25,346 - [Woman] (gasping) Ex-fiancee, hah. 361 00:16:25,346 --> 00:16:28,263 (doorbell ringing) 362 00:16:36,945 --> 00:16:39,112 (sighing) 363 00:16:43,131 --> 00:16:43,964 - Hi. 364 00:16:45,529 --> 00:16:46,362 Hi. 365 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:48,993 - Hi, hi. 366 00:16:50,145 --> 00:16:51,455 - So how was the drive? 367 00:16:51,455 --> 00:16:53,038 - It was all right. 368 00:16:54,048 --> 00:16:56,225 Why, I don't know, I was pretty desperate 369 00:16:56,225 --> 00:16:59,040 to go to the toilet halfway through. 370 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,623 I don't know, I missed the Arco 371 00:17:02,949 --> 00:17:04,960 and so I just took this random exit 372 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,408 hoping to find another gas station and 373 00:17:07,408 --> 00:17:09,142 I just ended up in a random neighborhood. 374 00:17:09,142 --> 00:17:09,975 - [Woman] Yeah. 375 00:17:09,975 --> 00:17:10,808 - Yeah. (chuckling) - Mhmm. 376 00:17:10,808 --> 00:17:12,922 - I had to consider peeing on someone's front lawn 377 00:17:12,922 --> 00:17:15,734 but it's not the best idea. 378 00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:17,526 - [Woman] Mmm. 379 00:17:17,526 --> 00:17:21,121 - So I just eventually got back on the freeway. 380 00:17:21,121 --> 00:17:21,954 - Mhmm. 381 00:17:24,788 --> 00:17:26,586 (laughing) 382 00:17:26,586 --> 00:17:28,336 - You're doing great. 383 00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:33,263 - Just does. 384 00:17:33,263 --> 00:17:34,096 - Subtle. 385 00:17:39,043 --> 00:17:40,667 - [Woman] So what do you think? 386 00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:41,500 - [Woman] I don't know. 387 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:42,333 I don't know 388 00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:44,081 what kind of guy he is. - Hey. 389 00:17:44,081 --> 00:17:45,248 Old fashioned? 390 00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:49,625 - No, sorry, I don't drink. 391 00:17:50,642 --> 00:17:52,297 Sorry. 392 00:17:52,297 --> 00:17:54,130 - [Man] I'll drink it. 393 00:17:55,188 --> 00:17:56,855 - Cool, yeah, sorry. 394 00:18:01,425 --> 00:18:02,408 - Babe, why don't you sit here 395 00:18:02,408 --> 00:18:05,741 so that they can sit next to each other? 396 00:18:06,595 --> 00:18:07,503 - [Man] She bopped me on the head 397 00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:10,233 and dragged me back to her cave. 398 00:18:10,233 --> 00:18:15,150 - Might be hard to believe but he was really hot back then. 399 00:18:19,196 --> 00:18:21,147 Anyway, enough about us. 400 00:18:21,147 --> 00:18:22,814 How'd you guys meet? 401 00:18:24,182 --> 00:18:25,868 - Good one. - I know. 402 00:18:25,868 --> 00:18:27,868 - That's good. - I know. 403 00:18:43,698 --> 00:18:45,923 - I'm not very good at this. 404 00:18:45,923 --> 00:18:47,422 - That's okay. 405 00:18:47,422 --> 00:18:51,339 The last thing I'd want is to end up like them. 406 00:18:58,474 --> 00:18:59,891 Well, good night. 407 00:19:01,918 --> 00:19:03,001 - Good night. 408 00:19:49,808 --> 00:19:51,765 - How'd you sleep? 409 00:19:51,765 --> 00:19:52,682 - Meh, you? 410 00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:57,029 - Meh. 411 00:20:01,299 --> 00:20:02,632 Sorry, I'm just, 412 00:20:06,089 --> 00:20:10,529 I'm an expert at sabotaging things like this and 413 00:20:10,529 --> 00:20:13,196 I don't wanna do that this time. 414 00:20:14,763 --> 00:20:18,642 I mean you're cute so we're here, right? 415 00:20:18,642 --> 00:20:20,142 - All right, yeah. 416 00:20:21,135 --> 00:20:25,052 I'm excited to being forced to get to know you. 417 00:20:52,753 --> 00:20:55,003 (whirring) 418 00:21:33,722 --> 00:21:35,389 - It's weird. 419 00:21:35,389 --> 00:21:38,032 She hasn't fucked this up yet. 420 00:21:38,032 --> 00:21:40,471 - Well, neither is he. 421 00:21:40,471 --> 00:21:41,385 - What? 422 00:21:41,385 --> 00:21:42,218 - And so, 423 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:48,339 would you be interested in that, maybe 424 00:21:48,339 --> 00:21:50,922 and please feel free to say no. 425 00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:54,477 But maybe having sex tonight? 426 00:21:58,600 --> 00:21:59,433 - Yes. 427 00:22:01,881 --> 00:22:02,714 Yeah. 428 00:22:02,714 --> 00:22:03,547 - Okay. 429 00:22:05,597 --> 00:22:07,847 (laughing) 430 00:22:12,142 --> 00:22:15,059 (cricket chirping) 431 00:23:04,881 --> 00:23:06,218 - Wait, wait, wait. 432 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,203 I haven't got a condom. 433 00:23:07,203 --> 00:23:08,036 - What? 434 00:23:08,036 --> 00:23:09,757 - I haven't got a condom. 435 00:23:09,757 --> 00:23:10,770 I mean I do have a condom 436 00:23:10,770 --> 00:23:11,603 but it's just in my room. 437 00:23:11,603 --> 00:23:12,436 - Yeah. 438 00:23:12,436 --> 00:23:13,840 Okay. 439 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:14,673 No, no, no, no, no. 440 00:23:14,673 --> 00:23:16,367 No, no, no don't put those on. 441 00:23:16,367 --> 00:23:17,950 Don't put those on. 442 00:23:18,899 --> 00:23:23,899 I dare you to go get it without putting them on, you're it. 443 00:23:23,976 --> 00:23:26,506 What are you doing here? 444 00:23:26,506 --> 00:23:27,589 Go to it, go! 445 00:23:28,554 --> 00:23:30,054 - All right, fine. 446 00:23:31,214 --> 00:23:33,290 - Go, go, go, go. 447 00:23:33,290 --> 00:23:34,623 You could do it. 448 00:23:35,736 --> 00:23:37,986 (laughing) 449 00:24:01,956 --> 00:24:04,623 - Hope this isn't the best part. 450 00:24:18,156 --> 00:24:19,955 - [Man] They say this is the worst drought 451 00:24:19,955 --> 00:24:22,492 since like the 1800s. 452 00:24:22,492 --> 00:24:25,144 And what are people gonna do if it doesn't rain? 453 00:24:25,144 --> 00:24:26,727 And like the crops. 454 00:24:28,831 --> 00:24:33,248 Part of me thinks it's pointless to even worry about. 455 00:24:34,572 --> 00:24:37,405 It's like, it's inevitable, right? 456 00:24:38,491 --> 00:24:40,324 And what do you think? 457 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,650 (laughing) 458 00:25:20,196 --> 00:25:22,940 - I'm gonna get a ride with Kevin. 459 00:25:22,940 --> 00:25:24,357 - Okay. - So, bye. 460 00:25:25,874 --> 00:25:26,796 - Thank you. 461 00:25:26,796 --> 00:25:27,629 - See ya. 462 00:25:30,141 --> 00:25:33,796 - Think they'll invite us to their wedding? 463 00:25:33,796 --> 00:25:35,879 - Wouldn't that be funny? 464 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,700 (jazzy music) 465 00:25:57,861 --> 00:25:59,160 - There's no food. 466 00:25:59,160 --> 00:25:59,993 - I know. 467 00:26:04,542 --> 00:26:05,819 - What are we gonna eat? 468 00:26:05,819 --> 00:26:06,709 - Let's go out. 469 00:26:06,709 --> 00:26:07,584 - Go out? 470 00:26:07,584 --> 00:26:09,167 - Why not, we never go out. 471 00:26:09,167 --> 00:26:10,347 We're not trendy enough anymore. 472 00:26:10,347 --> 00:26:11,430 I want to do something trendy. 473 00:26:11,430 --> 00:26:12,769 - No one says trendy anymore. 474 00:26:12,769 --> 00:26:14,955 - [Woman] Don't they? Says who? 475 00:26:14,955 --> 00:26:16,585 - I don't know, they just don't. 476 00:26:16,585 --> 00:26:17,796 It dates you. 477 00:26:17,796 --> 00:26:18,679 - Well what do they say? 478 00:26:18,679 --> 00:26:20,001 - [Man] They say hipster. 479 00:26:20,001 --> 00:26:21,401 - You mean trendy is not trendy anymore? 480 00:26:21,401 --> 00:26:22,863 - Definitely not. 481 00:26:22,863 --> 00:26:24,252 - Goddamit, I'm so out of touch. 482 00:26:24,252 --> 00:26:25,749 That completely proves my point. 483 00:26:25,749 --> 00:26:27,655 We need to get out. 484 00:26:27,655 --> 00:26:29,905 Let's go somewhere hipster? 485 00:26:30,881 --> 00:26:32,461 - You can't say that. 486 00:26:32,461 --> 00:26:34,409 We could go to a hipster joint. 487 00:26:34,409 --> 00:26:35,353 - [Woman] I can't say that. 488 00:26:35,353 --> 00:26:36,186 - Why not? 489 00:26:36,186 --> 00:26:38,837 - Because I sound completely fucking ridiculous, that's why. 490 00:26:38,837 --> 00:26:40,977 I want to go somewhere new, is that okay? 491 00:26:40,977 --> 00:26:41,857 - [Man] It'll do. 492 00:26:41,857 --> 00:26:43,978 - [Woman] Somewhere where everyone wants to go. 493 00:26:43,978 --> 00:26:45,507 - Like where? 494 00:26:45,507 --> 00:26:47,088 - Toast. 495 00:26:47,088 --> 00:26:48,954 - Toast in Clerkenwell? 496 00:26:48,954 --> 00:26:50,819 - [Woman] No, there's a new branch in King's Cross. 497 00:26:50,819 --> 00:26:53,329 - So you are a hipster. 498 00:26:53,329 --> 00:26:56,079 It'll be really hard to get into. 499 00:26:57,092 --> 00:26:58,528 - We're always the last to go anywhere new. 500 00:26:58,528 --> 00:27:01,525 I want to be the first for a change. 501 00:27:01,525 --> 00:27:03,275 Then we get bragging rights. 502 00:27:03,275 --> 00:27:05,127 By the time everyone else is going there, 503 00:27:05,127 --> 00:27:07,797 we'll be like, oh no, we don't go there anymore. 504 00:27:07,797 --> 00:27:09,876 Or if someone comes up to me and they say 505 00:27:09,876 --> 00:27:11,896 "Have you been to the new Toast in King's Cross?" 506 00:27:11,896 --> 00:27:15,183 I'll be like, "Yeah, it's okay." 507 00:27:15,183 --> 00:27:16,214 Like I've been there a couple of times 508 00:27:16,214 --> 00:27:17,579 and now I'm a little bit over it. 509 00:27:17,579 --> 00:27:19,643 - It's not your style, you're not a hipster. 510 00:27:19,643 --> 00:27:20,855 - Why can't I try? 511 00:27:20,855 --> 00:27:22,421 - Because hipsters don't have to try. 512 00:27:22,421 --> 00:27:24,055 - Hipsters spend all their time trying. 513 00:27:24,055 --> 00:27:26,656 - It'll be full of young people designing apps. 514 00:27:26,656 --> 00:27:28,592 Their facial hair will confuse you. 515 00:27:28,592 --> 00:27:30,996 It'll make you feel uncomfortable and old. 516 00:27:30,996 --> 00:27:31,859 - I can handle it. 517 00:27:31,859 --> 00:27:32,859 - You can't. 518 00:27:35,268 --> 00:27:36,851 On your head beard. 519 00:27:39,218 --> 00:27:41,718 (jazzy music) 520 00:27:42,610 --> 00:27:44,596 - I can take a picture of brunch and put it on Facebook 521 00:27:44,596 --> 00:27:46,318 and that way everyone will know that we went 522 00:27:46,318 --> 00:27:47,558 to the new Toast. 523 00:27:47,558 --> 00:27:49,059 But in a non-obvious way. 524 00:27:49,059 --> 00:27:50,637 - You can't do that. 525 00:27:50,637 --> 00:27:51,498 - Why not? 526 00:27:51,498 --> 00:27:54,858 - Because putting photos of your food on Facebook is banned. 527 00:27:54,858 --> 00:27:56,274 - Really, they banned that? 528 00:27:56,274 --> 00:27:57,291 - No, I banned it. 529 00:27:57,291 --> 00:27:58,964 If you upload that I'll have to unfriend you. 530 00:27:58,964 --> 00:27:59,797 - Damn. 531 00:28:01,344 --> 00:28:02,694 Let's invite someone. 532 00:28:02,694 --> 00:28:03,527 - Why? 533 00:28:03,527 --> 00:28:04,948 - 'Cause we never go anywhere. 534 00:28:04,948 --> 00:28:07,569 And this way they'll think that we go places all the time. 535 00:28:07,569 --> 00:28:09,018 They'll think we're spontaneous 536 00:28:09,018 --> 00:28:10,469 and then they'll tell everyone else. 537 00:28:10,469 --> 00:28:11,768 - That we're spontaneous? 538 00:28:11,768 --> 00:28:12,919 - Right, and then pretty soon 539 00:28:12,919 --> 00:28:14,996 our reputation will be right back up there. 540 00:28:14,996 --> 00:28:16,413 - All right, who? 541 00:28:18,851 --> 00:28:20,743 What about Alice and Tom, they're always going out. 542 00:28:20,743 --> 00:28:23,306 - No, they'll be at the gym. 543 00:28:23,306 --> 00:28:25,195 They'll be away on a weekend in Oxford. 544 00:28:25,195 --> 00:28:26,508 They're the kind of couple that know what they're doing 545 00:28:26,508 --> 00:28:28,470 in December and July. 546 00:28:28,470 --> 00:28:30,552 Everything about them is perfect. 547 00:28:30,552 --> 00:28:32,817 The flat's perfect, the relationship's perfect, 548 00:28:32,817 --> 00:28:35,641 their bodies are perfect, their diaries are perfect. 549 00:28:35,641 --> 00:28:37,089 Besides, they're the one couple we know, 550 00:28:37,089 --> 00:28:39,785 they'll definitely have already been to new Toast. 551 00:28:39,785 --> 00:28:41,471 - They're a very impressive couple. 552 00:28:41,471 --> 00:28:42,882 - They probably know the owner. 553 00:28:42,882 --> 00:28:45,279 To them, it's already over. 554 00:28:45,279 --> 00:28:46,911 You know when you wanted to go to Tanzania 555 00:28:46,911 --> 00:28:50,240 and then Alice was like, "Guys, listen to me, 556 00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:52,291 "you have to stay in the Victoria Lodge. 557 00:28:52,291 --> 00:28:54,036 "It's where I always stay." 558 00:28:54,036 --> 00:28:55,453 And when you wanted to go to Cambodia, 559 00:28:55,453 --> 00:28:56,286 she'd been staying with 560 00:28:56,286 --> 00:28:58,450 - [Both] The Prime Minister's daughter. 561 00:28:58,450 --> 00:29:00,407 - So there's no point inviting them to the new Toast. 562 00:29:00,407 --> 00:29:02,238 To them it'd be practically an insult. 563 00:29:02,238 --> 00:29:05,502 It'll be more nuanced to invite them to McDonalds. 564 00:29:05,502 --> 00:29:10,502 We need to find someone who's barely even heard of it. 565 00:29:10,509 --> 00:29:11,414 I know! 566 00:29:11,414 --> 00:29:12,579 I'll invite Jerry. 567 00:29:12,579 --> 00:29:14,802 He's single, he won't be doing anything, he'll come. 568 00:29:14,802 --> 00:29:15,881 - Jerry won't come. 569 00:29:15,881 --> 00:29:16,714 - How do you know? 570 00:29:16,714 --> 00:29:19,199 - Just call him, you'll see. 571 00:29:19,199 --> 00:29:21,302 - No, Jerry will come, you'll see. 572 00:29:21,302 --> 00:29:24,414 (jazzy music) 573 00:29:24,414 --> 00:29:25,821 Hi Jerry, we're going to Toast. 574 00:29:25,821 --> 00:29:27,386 You wanna come? 575 00:29:27,386 --> 00:29:29,181 No, no, no, not the Clerkenwell one, 576 00:29:29,181 --> 00:29:30,476 the new one in King's Cross. 577 00:29:30,476 --> 00:29:32,726 The Clerkenwell one's over. 578 00:29:34,155 --> 00:29:37,021 Oh you can't, that's a shame. 579 00:29:37,021 --> 00:29:38,967 Oh I didn't know. 580 00:29:38,967 --> 00:29:40,200 Oh of course I understand. 581 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,033 Okay, bye. 582 00:29:42,931 --> 00:29:45,457 He can't come, he's got a new puppy. 583 00:29:45,457 --> 00:29:46,379 - Told you. 584 00:29:46,379 --> 00:29:48,177 - Well why can't he leave the puppy by itself? 585 00:29:48,177 --> 00:29:49,592 - The puppy destroys the flat. 586 00:29:49,592 --> 00:29:51,114 - But what if he has an emergency? 587 00:29:51,114 --> 00:29:53,236 - It turns out his neighbor's a professional dogsitter 588 00:29:53,236 --> 00:29:55,549 but he charges seven pounds an hour. 589 00:29:55,549 --> 00:29:57,005 - So he can never go out? 590 00:29:57,005 --> 00:29:58,868 - Only if he got a full time job to pay for the sitter 591 00:29:58,868 --> 00:30:00,224 but then he'll have to work all week 592 00:30:00,224 --> 00:30:02,538 just to pay for doggy daycare. 593 00:30:02,538 --> 00:30:04,596 He's a prisoner in his own home. 594 00:30:04,596 --> 00:30:06,884 (phone ringing) 595 00:30:06,884 --> 00:30:08,943 - Oh hi, Jerry. 596 00:30:08,943 --> 00:30:11,450 Oh you are going to meet us, great. 597 00:30:11,450 --> 00:30:14,009 Who's looking after the dog? 598 00:30:14,009 --> 00:30:16,124 Your sister, mhmm. 599 00:30:16,124 --> 00:30:18,453 Oh yeah, seven pounds an hour, yeah he told me. 600 00:30:18,453 --> 00:30:20,338 Hey look, will you go get a table 601 00:30:20,338 --> 00:30:23,675 and I'll tell Jerry where to meet us? 602 00:30:23,675 --> 00:30:26,038 So what type is it? 603 00:30:26,038 --> 00:30:27,205 Shits on what? 604 00:30:28,706 --> 00:30:31,206 (jazzy music) 605 00:30:35,555 --> 00:30:37,066 Okay bye. 606 00:30:37,066 --> 00:30:38,624 - They don't have a table. 607 00:30:38,624 --> 00:30:40,977 Well they do have a table but it's an hour and a half wait. 608 00:30:40,977 --> 00:30:42,377 - An hour and a half? 609 00:30:42,377 --> 00:30:43,488 All I want is a bagel. 610 00:30:43,488 --> 00:30:45,974 What is this place, a Michelin star fucking restaurant? 611 00:30:45,974 --> 00:30:48,150 - This is the price you pay for wanting to be hip. 612 00:30:48,150 --> 00:30:49,567 You've only got yourself to blame. 613 00:30:49,567 --> 00:30:52,952 - (sighing) I know. 614 00:30:52,952 --> 00:30:53,819 I'm starving! 615 00:30:53,819 --> 00:30:54,652 - So am I. 616 00:30:59,124 --> 00:31:00,416 - Let's go to old Toast. 617 00:31:00,416 --> 00:31:01,926 - I thought you said it was over. 618 00:31:01,926 --> 00:31:03,295 - That's just what I was going to tell people 619 00:31:03,295 --> 00:31:05,249 if we went to the new one. 620 00:31:05,249 --> 00:31:06,718 The thing about the old Toast 621 00:31:06,718 --> 00:31:09,715 is it's for the more sophisticated bruncher. 622 00:31:09,715 --> 00:31:11,671 The kind of person who's comfortable in their own skin 623 00:31:11,671 --> 00:31:15,496 and isn't swayed by the superficial trendiness of new Toast. 624 00:31:15,496 --> 00:31:17,570 The kind of person who doesn't care 625 00:31:17,570 --> 00:31:18,833 what people think is hip. 626 00:31:18,833 --> 00:31:22,500 The kind of person who is in fact truly hip. 627 00:31:23,502 --> 00:31:24,622 - Is that right? 628 00:31:24,622 --> 00:31:25,705 - Definitely. 629 00:31:27,308 --> 00:31:28,572 - We're getting into the danger zone. 630 00:31:28,572 --> 00:31:30,878 It's 12 o'clock, it's brunch rush hour. 631 00:31:30,878 --> 00:31:32,175 If we'd gone straight to the old one, 632 00:31:32,175 --> 00:31:33,229 we would have been okay 633 00:31:33,229 --> 00:31:34,827 but we burned our bridges coming here. 634 00:31:34,827 --> 00:31:36,902 We could get caught between the old and new Toast 635 00:31:36,902 --> 00:31:38,711 and fall into the chasm in the middle. 636 00:31:38,711 --> 00:31:39,646 - No, it's gonna be fine. 637 00:31:39,646 --> 00:31:40,700 There'll be plenty of room. 638 00:31:40,700 --> 00:31:42,331 No one goes to the old Toast anymore. 639 00:31:42,331 --> 00:31:44,831 (jazzy music) 640 00:31:45,933 --> 00:31:47,729 - What happened about Jerry? 641 00:31:47,729 --> 00:31:49,696 You gonna ring him and tell him to meet us there? 642 00:31:49,696 --> 00:31:50,712 - No, he's not coming. 643 00:31:50,712 --> 00:31:53,387 He doesn't think the puppy's ready. 644 00:31:53,387 --> 00:31:55,128 The sitter turned up and he bit him. 645 00:31:55,128 --> 00:31:56,740 - Jerry bit him? 646 00:31:56,740 --> 00:31:59,944 - No, the puppy bit the sitter. 647 00:31:59,944 --> 00:32:01,094 You know, he'd have to take him on the tube 648 00:32:01,094 --> 00:32:02,286 and he hasn't trained it 649 00:32:02,286 --> 00:32:04,540 and it might see another dog and attack it, so. 650 00:32:04,540 --> 00:32:06,905 - People who like animals fundamentally 651 00:32:06,905 --> 00:32:09,594 are uncomfortable with people. 652 00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:11,865 People disagree with you, people talk back. 653 00:32:11,865 --> 00:32:13,072 People who like animals don't want 654 00:32:13,072 --> 00:32:16,305 any of their opinions questioned. 655 00:32:16,305 --> 00:32:19,963 And if you think about it, people who really like animals, 656 00:32:19,963 --> 00:32:22,262 what animals do they like the most? 657 00:32:22,262 --> 00:32:24,646 Goldfish, hamsters? 658 00:32:24,646 --> 00:32:27,781 No, they like something that takes up a lot of space 659 00:32:27,781 --> 00:32:29,988 but doesn't have a mind of its own like a dog. 660 00:32:29,988 --> 00:32:32,989 It's like a person but it doesn't have any opinions. 661 00:32:32,989 --> 00:32:35,816 A dog will completely do whatever it is you want it to do 662 00:32:35,816 --> 00:32:36,769 and never answer back. 663 00:32:36,769 --> 00:32:37,783 - As long as you feed it. 664 00:32:37,783 --> 00:32:38,805 - [Man] Even if you don't feed it. 665 00:32:38,805 --> 00:32:40,585 - What about cats, does that apply to cats? 666 00:32:40,585 --> 00:32:41,696 'Cause I really like cats. 667 00:32:41,696 --> 00:32:43,635 - No, the rule doesn't apply with cats 668 00:32:43,635 --> 00:32:45,840 because cats don't give a fuck. 669 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:48,235 They categorically refuse to do what you want. 670 00:32:48,235 --> 00:32:49,208 - Categorically. 671 00:32:49,208 --> 00:32:52,953 - So they can't be substituted for people. 672 00:32:52,953 --> 00:32:54,012 People never do what the fuck you want 673 00:32:54,012 --> 00:32:56,986 and neither does a cat so it doesn't work. 674 00:32:56,986 --> 00:32:59,775 - Beth used to have a cat that she trained to shake paws. 675 00:32:59,775 --> 00:33:01,200 - Well you see what you have there 676 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:02,837 is basically someone who wanted a dog 677 00:33:02,837 --> 00:33:05,454 but didn't want to put up with all the mouth dribble 678 00:33:05,454 --> 00:33:07,621 and the smell and the fur. 679 00:33:08,787 --> 00:33:10,177 I think Jerry's got that puppy 680 00:33:10,177 --> 00:33:12,635 so he doesn't have to leave the house. 681 00:33:12,635 --> 00:33:16,131 Going out, having to talk to people. 682 00:33:16,131 --> 00:33:18,022 Worrying about what they think of you, 683 00:33:18,022 --> 00:33:20,151 he just can't take it anymore. 684 00:33:20,151 --> 00:33:21,320 Plus if he did go out, 685 00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:22,917 he'd have to get back on the dating scene. 686 00:33:22,917 --> 00:33:25,598 Find a girlfriend, all that girlfriend stuff, 687 00:33:25,598 --> 00:33:29,533 watch movies he hates, eat food that sets off his IBS. 688 00:33:29,533 --> 00:33:30,426 They'd go out for a while, 689 00:33:30,426 --> 00:33:31,608 realize they have nothing in common, 690 00:33:31,608 --> 00:33:34,841 then they'd break up and have to start all over again. 691 00:33:34,841 --> 00:33:36,874 This is the perfect solution. 692 00:33:36,874 --> 00:33:38,361 Somebody rings him up and asks him to go 693 00:33:38,361 --> 00:33:40,493 to the new hip brunch place 694 00:33:40,493 --> 00:33:42,770 and he says "I can't go out, it's the puppy." 695 00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:44,353 The man's a genius. 696 00:33:45,755 --> 00:33:49,690 - Are you sure it's Jerry you're talking about? 697 00:33:49,690 --> 00:33:52,808 (jazzy music) 698 00:33:52,808 --> 00:33:54,905 You get the papers, I'll get the table. 699 00:33:54,905 --> 00:33:56,710 Pretty soon we'll be in brunch heaven. 700 00:33:56,710 --> 00:33:59,377 (alarm beeping) 701 00:34:06,252 --> 00:34:08,309 - [Man] What happened? 702 00:34:08,309 --> 00:34:09,729 - An hour. 703 00:34:09,729 --> 00:34:11,695 - An hour in not hip Toast? 704 00:34:11,695 --> 00:34:13,209 How can you be expected to wait an hour 705 00:34:13,209 --> 00:34:14,742 for somewhere that's already over? 706 00:34:14,742 --> 00:34:16,231 - That's what I said. 707 00:34:16,231 --> 00:34:18,302 The guy didn't seem interested. 708 00:34:18,302 --> 00:34:20,090 - I've got an idea. 709 00:34:20,090 --> 00:34:21,429 We could go to Marmalade. 710 00:34:21,429 --> 00:34:22,914 - Marmalade? 711 00:34:22,914 --> 00:34:24,208 - It's not as hip at Toast. 712 00:34:24,208 --> 00:34:26,751 In fact, it's not hip at all 713 00:34:26,751 --> 00:34:28,286 but if you think about it, 714 00:34:28,286 --> 00:34:30,472 it's where we should have gone all along. 715 00:34:30,472 --> 00:34:33,805 That would have been a truly hip choice. 716 00:34:34,830 --> 00:34:37,413 - I really want to believe you. 717 00:34:42,015 --> 00:34:43,809 I wanted to go somewhere new. 718 00:34:43,809 --> 00:34:45,788 I wanted to go to new Toast. 719 00:34:45,788 --> 00:34:47,903 I wanted to be hip. 720 00:34:47,903 --> 00:34:49,740 - I know you did. 721 00:34:49,740 --> 00:34:50,848 But maybe we have to admit 722 00:34:50,848 --> 00:34:54,822 that we're more Marmalade than Toast kind of people. 723 00:34:54,822 --> 00:34:56,533 (sighing) 724 00:34:56,533 --> 00:34:59,033 (jazzy music) 725 00:35:01,606 --> 00:35:03,404 - We need to find someone for Rachel. 726 00:35:03,404 --> 00:35:04,623 She's such a lovely girl. 727 00:35:04,623 --> 00:35:06,930 You must know someone. 728 00:35:06,930 --> 00:35:08,066 Out of all your friends, there's no one 729 00:35:08,066 --> 00:35:09,874 you can think of? 730 00:35:09,874 --> 00:35:10,842 - Jerry? 731 00:35:10,842 --> 00:35:12,095 - No, she hates dogs. 732 00:35:12,095 --> 00:35:13,569 - I don't have any single friends anymore. 733 00:35:13,569 --> 00:35:14,469 They're either in a relationship 734 00:35:14,469 --> 00:35:15,837 or they're getting married or they're going 735 00:35:15,837 --> 00:35:16,992 through a difficult split. 736 00:35:16,992 --> 00:35:18,394 And if they're not in a relationship, 737 00:35:18,394 --> 00:35:23,220 they've given up on dating and acquired a puppy. 738 00:35:23,220 --> 00:35:25,108 What sort of guy is she looking for anyway? 739 00:35:25,108 --> 00:35:28,478 - You know, a nice guy, thoughtful, interesting. 740 00:35:28,478 --> 00:35:31,586 - There's Stewart, he's nice and thoughtful. 741 00:35:31,586 --> 00:35:32,726 He likes helping people. 742 00:35:32,726 --> 00:35:34,367 - That sounds perfect. 743 00:35:34,367 --> 00:35:36,667 - Is Rachel bipolar? 744 00:35:36,667 --> 00:35:37,715 - I don't think so. 745 00:35:37,715 --> 00:35:38,838 - That's a shame 'cause he normally goes 746 00:35:38,838 --> 00:35:40,600 for girls who are bipolar. 747 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:42,799 - No one has a tendency for girls who are bipolar. 748 00:35:42,799 --> 00:35:44,049 - Stewart does. 749 00:35:45,021 --> 00:35:47,228 - Oh she does get a little bit depressed sometimes. 750 00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:48,061 Does that count? 751 00:35:48,061 --> 00:35:49,179 - Oh, I don't think so. 752 00:35:49,179 --> 00:35:50,171 Does she cut herself? 753 00:35:50,171 --> 00:35:51,004 - Don't think so. 754 00:35:51,004 --> 00:35:51,837 - Is she suicidal? 755 00:35:51,837 --> 00:35:52,694 - Definitely not. 756 00:35:52,694 --> 00:35:53,527 - Not even a little bit? 757 00:35:53,527 --> 00:35:54,360 - No! 758 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:58,360 - Well it's a shame, 'cause probably won't work. 759 00:35:59,968 --> 00:36:01,543 - What about Ben? 760 00:36:01,543 --> 00:36:03,136 - Ben is in love. 761 00:36:03,136 --> 00:36:05,048 - That's lovely. 762 00:36:05,048 --> 00:36:08,764 Oh I love hearing about people who've found each other. 763 00:36:08,764 --> 00:36:09,597 With who? 764 00:36:09,597 --> 00:36:12,040 - The 19 year old Slovak waitress from Cafe Bohemia. 765 00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:12,873 - Seriously? 766 00:36:12,873 --> 00:36:14,167 - Technically they're not seeing each other. 767 00:36:14,167 --> 00:36:15,324 He's ordered tea off her twice 768 00:36:15,324 --> 00:36:17,451 and then he told her he was in love with her. 769 00:36:17,451 --> 00:36:19,137 - And she said? 770 00:36:19,137 --> 00:36:21,637 - She got a restraining order. 771 00:36:23,572 --> 00:36:24,763 (sighing) 772 00:36:24,763 --> 00:36:28,252 - Don't you have any normal friends? 773 00:36:28,252 --> 00:36:31,681 - You said you wanted thoughtful and interesting. 774 00:36:31,681 --> 00:36:33,063 Isn't she Jewish? 775 00:36:33,063 --> 00:36:34,435 What about a Jewish guy? 776 00:36:34,435 --> 00:36:36,171 - Oh yeah, like you know a lot of Jewish guys. 777 00:36:36,171 --> 00:36:38,231 - Patrick's Jewish. 778 00:36:38,231 --> 00:36:40,301 - Patrick is Irish. 779 00:36:40,301 --> 00:36:42,229 - He's not Irish anymore, he's Jewish. 780 00:36:42,229 --> 00:36:43,312 - Since when? 781 00:36:44,864 --> 00:36:46,315 - About six months ago. 782 00:36:46,315 --> 00:36:49,354 Now everything's Jewish this and Jewish that. 783 00:36:49,354 --> 00:36:51,270 He keeps posting photos of himself on Facebook 784 00:36:51,270 --> 00:36:52,648 at neo-Nazi rallies. 785 00:36:52,648 --> 00:36:53,820 - [Woman] Doing what? 786 00:36:53,820 --> 00:36:56,470 - Fighting with neo-Nazis. 787 00:36:56,470 --> 00:36:59,684 He's very committed to his new identity. 788 00:36:59,684 --> 00:37:02,517 - Patrick O'Driscoll doesn't sound very Jewish. 789 00:37:02,517 --> 00:37:03,995 He sound Irish. 790 00:37:03,995 --> 00:37:05,408 - His great grandmother's Jewish. 791 00:37:05,408 --> 00:37:06,736 - That doesn't mean he's Jewish. 792 00:37:06,736 --> 00:37:08,142 - He says if it means he would have ended up 793 00:37:08,142 --> 00:37:11,009 in a concentration camp, then he's passed the test. 794 00:37:11,009 --> 00:37:12,033 - That's not the only test. 795 00:37:12,033 --> 00:37:14,089 - I said to him, "I didn't know you were Jewish." 796 00:37:14,089 --> 00:37:16,033 And he pointed and said "With a face like this, 797 00:37:16,033 --> 00:37:17,398 "I'm straight through those gates." 798 00:37:17,398 --> 00:37:19,053 - [Woman] He doesn't look particularly Jewish. 799 00:37:19,053 --> 00:37:20,489 - That's what I said, he looks Irish. 800 00:37:20,489 --> 00:37:22,567 He's very enthusiastic about it. 801 00:37:22,567 --> 00:37:23,702 He says if it's good enough for Hitler, 802 00:37:23,702 --> 00:37:26,407 it's good enough for him. 803 00:37:26,407 --> 00:37:27,817 Would you like a Jewish guy? 804 00:37:27,817 --> 00:37:28,941 - No, not really. 805 00:37:28,941 --> 00:37:30,346 She's had a string of bad relationships 806 00:37:30,346 --> 00:37:32,262 with Jewish guys. 807 00:37:32,262 --> 00:37:34,823 But she really likes Irish guys. 808 00:37:34,823 --> 00:37:38,847 - That's a shame because he's not Irish anymore. 809 00:37:38,847 --> 00:37:41,347 (jazzy music) 810 00:37:43,013 --> 00:37:45,180 (chiming) 811 00:37:47,851 --> 00:37:50,650 - [Woman] What did they say? 812 00:37:50,650 --> 00:37:51,983 - They've stopped serving food. 813 00:37:51,983 --> 00:37:53,722 - Motherfuckers! 814 00:37:53,722 --> 00:37:56,503 God, I'm starving, what the fuck is wrong with these people? 815 00:37:56,503 --> 00:37:58,451 I just want sodding brunch! 816 00:37:58,451 --> 00:38:00,828 - I think we should go to Tesco, get some food 817 00:38:00,828 --> 00:38:02,220 and have brunch at home. 818 00:38:02,220 --> 00:38:03,303 - No, Tesco!? 819 00:38:04,521 --> 00:38:07,109 No, we're meant to be going out to brunch. 820 00:38:07,109 --> 00:38:09,920 This whole exercise was supposed to stand for something! 821 00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,558 - Sometimes you have to admit defeat. 822 00:38:11,558 --> 00:38:13,097 Hold your head up high and move on 823 00:38:13,097 --> 00:38:15,180 or you lose your dignity. 824 00:38:16,858 --> 00:38:17,808 - Is that? 825 00:38:17,808 --> 00:38:19,369 Tom! 826 00:38:19,369 --> 00:38:20,759 - Hi! 827 00:38:20,759 --> 00:38:22,195 Didn't I just see you guys in Toast? 828 00:38:22,195 --> 00:38:23,529 - Us? - Yeah. 829 00:38:23,529 --> 00:38:25,129 - In Toast? 830 00:38:25,129 --> 00:38:27,332 - The impossibly cool one in King's Cross. 831 00:38:27,332 --> 00:38:28,326 - [Woman] Uh, not us. 832 00:38:28,326 --> 00:38:29,159 - Definitely not us. 833 00:38:29,159 --> 00:38:30,769 - No we can't be dealing with all that hanging around 834 00:38:30,769 --> 00:38:33,091 waiting an hour for a table, no. 835 00:38:33,091 --> 00:38:34,770 Haven't got the energy. 836 00:38:34,770 --> 00:38:37,304 - We're over that kind of desperate behavior. 837 00:38:37,304 --> 00:38:38,453 - No, I'm sure it was you. 838 00:38:38,453 --> 00:38:40,038 The guy wearing that scarf 839 00:38:40,038 --> 00:38:43,203 and someone wearing that coat. 840 00:38:43,203 --> 00:38:46,942 Maybe you got brunch doppelgangers. 841 00:38:46,942 --> 00:38:48,839 - Mhmm, could be. 842 00:38:48,839 --> 00:38:49,899 - It was us. 843 00:38:49,899 --> 00:38:51,214 - Yeah, I thought it was. 844 00:38:51,214 --> 00:38:52,097 - We couldn't get in. 845 00:38:52,097 --> 00:38:53,287 Then we tried to get into the old Toast 846 00:38:53,287 --> 00:38:54,664 and we couldn't get in there either 847 00:38:54,664 --> 00:38:55,838 and then we tried to go to Marmalade 848 00:38:55,838 --> 00:38:57,027 and the kitchen's just shut. 849 00:38:57,027 --> 00:38:58,419 - It's obviously not our scene. 850 00:38:58,419 --> 00:39:00,125 We're not just hip enough. 851 00:39:00,125 --> 00:39:02,931 - Plus I can't stand places like Toast. 852 00:39:02,931 --> 00:39:05,498 Stuck up staff and dickhead customers. 853 00:39:05,498 --> 00:39:07,222 - [Man] I thought you guys always went to places like that. 854 00:39:07,222 --> 00:39:08,863 - 'Cause Alice likes them. 855 00:39:08,863 --> 00:39:12,167 I like Marmalade, it's simple, it's unpretentious. 856 00:39:12,167 --> 00:39:13,535 - Me too, it's comforting. 857 00:39:13,535 --> 00:39:14,856 You can be who you are in Marmalade. 858 00:39:14,856 --> 00:39:16,158 - Yeah. 859 00:39:16,158 --> 00:39:17,490 - We were going to invite you 860 00:39:17,490 --> 00:39:19,772 but we thought you'd probably be in Cambodia. 861 00:39:19,772 --> 00:39:20,919 - With the Prime Minister's daughter. 862 00:39:20,919 --> 00:39:22,773 - No, it's the King's niece, Tanzania. 863 00:39:22,773 --> 00:39:24,313 - I didn't think there was a King in Tanzania. 864 00:39:24,313 --> 00:39:25,379 - Oh, there's thousands of them. 865 00:39:25,379 --> 00:39:27,086 - So how's Alice? 866 00:39:27,086 --> 00:39:28,253 - We split up. 867 00:39:29,853 --> 00:39:32,264 - Oh Tom, I'm so sorry 868 00:39:32,264 --> 00:39:35,812 but you guys seemed so perfect for each other. 869 00:39:35,812 --> 00:39:37,146 You had so much in common. 870 00:39:37,146 --> 00:39:38,524 - That's what I thought. 871 00:39:38,524 --> 00:39:40,201 I was wrong. 872 00:39:40,201 --> 00:39:43,451 No, she likes going to galleria things. 873 00:39:45,391 --> 00:39:47,457 Go to the latest brunch place. 874 00:39:47,457 --> 00:39:49,684 I like staying in with the DVD. 875 00:39:49,684 --> 00:39:52,175 She likes Toast, I like Marmalade. 876 00:39:52,175 --> 00:39:53,062 She's hip, I'm-- 877 00:39:53,062 --> 00:39:54,964 - [Woman] Not hip? 878 00:39:54,964 --> 00:39:56,659 - It's weird, I always thought you're more 879 00:39:56,659 --> 00:39:58,385 of a Toast kind of guy. 880 00:39:58,385 --> 00:40:00,446 Just shows how wrong you can be. 881 00:40:00,446 --> 00:40:01,867 We always stay in. 882 00:40:01,867 --> 00:40:04,066 - It's all we do. 883 00:40:04,066 --> 00:40:07,003 - That's funny, she thought you were the trendy ones. 884 00:40:07,003 --> 00:40:08,126 She said you were always busy. 885 00:40:08,126 --> 00:40:09,449 That's why we never invited you anywhere. 886 00:40:09,449 --> 00:40:10,282 - Us? 887 00:40:10,282 --> 00:40:11,248 - Wow. 888 00:40:11,248 --> 00:40:13,244 - Oh, you can't say trendy anymore. 889 00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:14,278 It's not hip, it dates you. 890 00:40:14,278 --> 00:40:15,861 - Really, who says? 891 00:40:17,190 --> 00:40:18,023 Well no. 892 00:40:18,900 --> 00:40:20,797 Oh, you're probably right. 893 00:40:20,797 --> 00:40:21,984 I can't be dealing with all that bollocks. 894 00:40:21,984 --> 00:40:23,119 I wanna be able to say what I wanna say, 895 00:40:23,119 --> 00:40:24,243 eat what I wanna eat 896 00:40:24,243 --> 00:40:25,238 and crap where I wanna crap 897 00:40:25,238 --> 00:40:27,637 without having to worry about anyone thinks it's fashionable 898 00:40:27,637 --> 00:40:29,331 or trendy or whatever. 899 00:40:29,331 --> 00:40:30,164 - [Woman] I'm with you. 900 00:40:30,164 --> 00:40:30,997 - Me too. 901 00:40:33,714 --> 00:40:36,514 - Right, well, say hi to Alice 902 00:40:36,514 --> 00:40:37,419 next time you see her. 903 00:40:37,419 --> 00:40:38,862 - We're not really talking at the moment. 904 00:40:38,862 --> 00:40:40,719 She got a new boyfriend. 905 00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:44,206 She's seeing the new chef from The Pudding? 906 00:40:44,206 --> 00:40:45,623 - [Woman] Oh Tom. 907 00:40:47,172 --> 00:40:48,937 - It's all right. 908 00:40:48,937 --> 00:40:51,854 She's probably better off in there. 909 00:40:55,017 --> 00:40:55,869 (sighing) 910 00:40:55,869 --> 00:40:57,382 Anyway, yeah, I'll see you then. 911 00:40:57,382 --> 00:40:58,425 - Yeah. - See you around. 912 00:40:58,425 --> 00:40:59,258 - Yeah. - Yeah. 913 00:40:59,258 --> 00:41:01,076 - Bye, yeah we'll call you about dinner or something. 914 00:41:01,076 --> 00:41:02,845 - Yeah, see you. 915 00:41:02,845 --> 00:41:04,440 - Oh my god, that's really sad. 916 00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:05,690 - I don't know. 917 00:41:07,463 --> 00:41:08,779 - Why, what? 918 00:41:08,779 --> 00:41:10,556 - Well he's probably relieved, all that going to Toast 919 00:41:10,556 --> 00:41:12,242 when you're more a Marmalade kind of guy, 920 00:41:12,242 --> 00:41:14,184 that stuff can mess with your head. 921 00:41:14,184 --> 00:41:15,205 - I should probably ring Alice, 922 00:41:15,205 --> 00:41:16,910 see how she's doing. 923 00:41:16,910 --> 00:41:18,084 She's probably in Mauritius 924 00:41:18,084 --> 00:41:22,332 with the Administer of Defense's cousin. (chuckling) 925 00:41:22,332 --> 00:41:24,749 (jazz music) 926 00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,716 I had a dream last night. 927 00:41:28,716 --> 00:41:32,279 Chris Martin was giving away all our stuff. 928 00:41:32,279 --> 00:41:33,112 - Why? 929 00:41:33,112 --> 00:41:34,356 - I don't know. 930 00:41:34,356 --> 00:41:36,482 First he gave away our sofa, 931 00:41:36,482 --> 00:41:39,600 then our fridge then our TV to charity. 932 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:40,433 - That's a bit rich. 933 00:41:40,433 --> 00:41:41,597 Why doesn't he give away his own stuff? 934 00:41:41,597 --> 00:41:42,819 He can bloody afford it. 935 00:41:42,819 --> 00:41:43,745 - That's what I said to him 936 00:41:43,745 --> 00:41:47,515 but he just kind of smiled to himself. 937 00:41:47,515 --> 00:41:49,101 I was really angry at first 938 00:41:49,101 --> 00:41:54,101 but by the time he gave away everything I'd calmed down. 939 00:41:54,150 --> 00:41:56,788 (jazz music) 940 00:41:56,788 --> 00:41:58,652 I can't wait to make brunch. 941 00:41:58,652 --> 00:42:01,485 - [Man] I'm hoping it's all right. 942 00:42:10,055 --> 00:42:11,915 (crunching) 943 00:42:11,915 --> 00:42:12,748 - Mmm. 944 00:42:12,748 --> 00:42:13,720 - Mmm! 945 00:42:13,720 --> 00:42:14,689 - Mmm. 946 00:42:14,689 --> 00:42:15,689 - Delicious! 947 00:42:18,410 --> 00:42:20,749 We never made it to brunch. 948 00:42:20,749 --> 00:42:22,166 - This is brunch. 949 00:42:23,015 --> 00:42:24,951 - If you have brunch and nobody knows about it, 950 00:42:24,951 --> 00:42:26,670 is it still brunch? 951 00:42:26,670 --> 00:42:29,610 - I know about it, I'm eating it. 952 00:42:29,610 --> 00:42:32,765 - I wanted to be ahead of the curve just for once. 953 00:42:32,765 --> 00:42:35,682 - We're riding the curve right now. 954 00:42:36,953 --> 00:42:40,139 Maybe Chris Martin was trying to tell you something. 955 00:42:40,139 --> 00:42:44,076 Maybe hipsters aren't really that hip after all. 956 00:42:44,076 --> 00:42:46,616 - At least we have each other. 957 00:42:46,616 --> 00:42:50,636 - Unless you're planning to leave me for the chef in Toast. 958 00:42:50,636 --> 00:42:53,929 - I hear he makes very tasty bagels. 959 00:42:53,929 --> 00:42:57,423 - Would you leave me for a bagel? 960 00:42:57,423 --> 00:43:00,006 - I have all the bagels I need. 961 00:43:07,172 --> 00:43:09,510 - Got a lot of that. 962 00:43:09,510 --> 00:43:10,753 You know, it's a cuddle party. 963 00:43:10,753 --> 00:43:12,313 We're gonna go in there smelling like alcohol. 964 00:43:12,313 --> 00:43:14,783 - Well that's how you spent the last year of our marriage. 965 00:43:14,783 --> 00:43:15,694 - Can we just go please? 966 00:43:15,694 --> 00:43:16,527 - Yes, okay, fine. 967 00:43:16,527 --> 00:43:17,966 Pass me my pajamas, okay? 968 00:43:17,966 --> 00:43:19,383 I need to change. 969 00:43:20,606 --> 00:43:21,439 - Fuck! 970 00:43:21,439 --> 00:43:22,862 - Did you fucking forget my pajamas? 971 00:43:22,862 --> 00:43:23,695 - I'm sorry! 972 00:43:23,695 --> 00:43:27,239 - Oh, for Christ's sake, you had one job, Drew. 973 00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:31,348 - You're gonna have to get cuddled in a business suit. 974 00:43:31,348 --> 00:43:32,881 - Why can't we just go to couples counseling 975 00:43:32,881 --> 00:43:33,895 like everybody else we know? 976 00:43:33,895 --> 00:43:35,573 - Name one couples therapist 977 00:43:35,573 --> 00:43:37,882 that hasn't been divorced like seven times. 978 00:43:37,882 --> 00:43:38,874 Name one! 979 00:43:38,874 --> 00:43:40,280 There are none. 980 00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:41,461 We have to try this. 981 00:43:41,461 --> 00:43:44,118 - You know what, I am willing to go in there 982 00:43:44,118 --> 00:43:46,778 because I am not okay with the fact 983 00:43:46,778 --> 00:43:49,701 that we are completely fucked. 984 00:43:49,701 --> 00:43:51,553 - We're completely fucked! 985 00:43:51,553 --> 00:43:53,799 - I said the word completely fucked first. 986 00:43:53,799 --> 00:43:56,368 - I'm also saying that we're fucked at the same time. 987 00:43:56,368 --> 00:43:58,378 - Cheese Puffs, as a snack?! 988 00:43:58,378 --> 00:44:00,565 - Can we just please go? 989 00:44:00,565 --> 00:44:02,947 - Everybody's gonna be covered in neon orange shmegma. 990 00:44:02,947 --> 00:44:04,142 - They won't be covered in it 991 00:44:04,142 --> 00:44:05,528 because we're gonna put your Purell 992 00:44:05,528 --> 00:44:06,884 right by the bowl. 993 00:44:06,884 --> 00:44:08,349 - Wear your sweatpants. 994 00:44:08,349 --> 00:44:12,035 - Oh I'm sorry that I'm comfortable. 995 00:44:12,035 --> 00:44:15,285 Let's just fucking cuddle these people. 996 00:44:19,275 --> 00:44:21,874 - [Woman] To the right, and to the left again. 997 00:44:21,874 --> 00:44:23,291 Yup, lots of joy. 998 00:44:24,637 --> 00:44:25,470 Room full of joy. 999 00:44:25,470 --> 00:44:26,347 - Knock knock. 1000 00:44:26,347 --> 00:44:27,180 - Oh! 1001 00:44:27,180 --> 00:44:28,809 Jane and Drew I presume. 1002 00:44:28,809 --> 00:44:30,558 We're just finishing some icebreaking exercises 1003 00:44:30,558 --> 00:44:31,419 so feel free to come in 1004 00:44:31,419 --> 00:44:33,636 and set up your nest as quickly as you can. 1005 00:44:33,636 --> 00:44:36,004 Okay so we're a tad behind right now 1006 00:44:36,004 --> 00:44:40,882 so we're gonna start to pass around the talking stick, okay? 1007 00:44:40,882 --> 00:44:42,394 So when you have the talking stick 1008 00:44:42,394 --> 00:44:45,506 please respect others with your silence, okay? 1009 00:44:45,506 --> 00:44:46,355 Who wants to go first? 1010 00:44:46,355 --> 00:44:47,987 Let's start with you. 1011 00:44:47,987 --> 00:44:50,556 - Hello and namaste, everyone. 1012 00:44:50,556 --> 00:44:54,174 I'm Perry Nanda and this is my wife and life partner Grace. 1013 00:44:54,174 --> 00:44:56,917 We're here to both center our heart chakras 1014 00:44:56,917 --> 00:44:59,002 and rekindle that bond of intimacy 1015 00:44:59,002 --> 00:45:01,330 before we bring a life into this world 1016 00:45:01,330 --> 00:45:02,897 in just a few short weeks. 1017 00:45:02,897 --> 00:45:03,807 - Ugh. - Namaste. 1018 00:45:03,807 --> 00:45:05,205 - [Woman] Lovely. 1019 00:45:05,205 --> 00:45:07,395 (clearing throat) 1020 00:45:07,395 --> 00:45:09,582 - Hello everyone. 1021 00:45:09,582 --> 00:45:12,431 This is Billy and I'm Wesley 1022 00:45:12,431 --> 00:45:17,431 and we just thought this would be a more centered way to, 1023 00:45:17,488 --> 00:45:19,575 an anti-pharma way to deal with 1024 00:45:19,575 --> 00:45:21,366 Billy's erectile dysfunction. 1025 00:45:21,366 --> 00:45:23,827 - You know, your openness is inspiring. 1026 00:45:23,827 --> 00:45:24,660 - Thank you. 1027 00:45:24,660 --> 00:45:25,493 - Really? 1028 00:45:25,493 --> 00:45:27,243 - [Wesley] Yeah sure. 1029 00:45:29,134 --> 00:45:29,967 - Thanks. 1030 00:45:31,292 --> 00:45:33,925 So we are Fred and Trish. 1031 00:45:33,925 --> 00:45:37,132 And after we lost Trish's mother to cancer, 1032 00:45:37,132 --> 00:45:41,382 we lost a little piece of ourselves, I guess, like. 1033 00:45:42,821 --> 00:45:44,380 (pump whirring) 1034 00:45:44,380 --> 00:45:46,905 - Uh, Jane, Jane, Jane. 1035 00:45:46,905 --> 00:45:49,130 Um, maybe just the comforter would be fine? 1036 00:45:49,130 --> 00:45:51,832 - Just blowing it up, keep talking, I'm listening. 1037 00:45:51,832 --> 00:45:52,665 - One minute, I'm sorry. 1038 00:45:52,665 --> 00:45:53,588 No, no, Jane, Jane, no ,no. 1039 00:45:53,588 --> 00:45:55,268 Really, just the comforter. 1040 00:45:55,268 --> 00:45:57,393 - She's got a coccyx thing. 1041 00:45:57,393 --> 00:45:58,226 - Yeah. 1042 00:45:58,226 --> 00:46:00,706 - Jane, you don't have the stick. 1043 00:46:00,706 --> 00:46:02,424 Fred has the stick. 1044 00:46:02,424 --> 00:46:04,210 Fred, could you please continue? 1045 00:46:04,210 --> 00:46:07,206 - So this is the one year anniversary of losing Suzanne 1046 00:46:07,206 --> 00:46:10,274 to a long, very courageous battle 1047 00:46:10,274 --> 00:46:13,107 with a type II lymphoma that just, 1048 00:46:14,253 --> 00:46:15,336 - Drew, Drew? 1049 00:46:16,410 --> 00:46:17,580 - You said the comforter. 1050 00:46:17,580 --> 00:46:20,110 - Yeah, not the time. 1051 00:46:20,110 --> 00:46:22,620 - Yeah, finish up that cancer. 1052 00:46:22,620 --> 00:46:25,232 - Oh, okay, I guess it's our turn. 1053 00:46:25,232 --> 00:46:27,018 Don't know where it's been. 1054 00:46:27,018 --> 00:46:28,604 Good thing I brought the Purell. 1055 00:46:28,604 --> 00:46:30,166 - Just start talking. - Okay. 1056 00:46:30,166 --> 00:46:32,333 (sighing) 1057 00:46:34,033 --> 00:46:36,668 I'm Jane, this is Drew. 1058 00:46:36,668 --> 00:46:38,001 How to say this. 1059 00:46:39,443 --> 00:46:41,104 - Just go. 1060 00:46:41,104 --> 00:46:42,642 - I cheated. 1061 00:46:42,642 --> 00:46:43,943 Yes I did, there it is. 1062 00:46:43,943 --> 00:46:46,132 I had an affair with a coworker, okay? 1063 00:46:46,132 --> 00:46:50,549 So just savor that in your mouth for a little second. 1064 00:46:51,384 --> 00:46:53,217 And this one over here 1065 00:46:55,270 --> 00:46:56,698 insists on acting like he just does-- 1066 00:46:56,698 --> 00:46:57,531 - 'Cause I don't. 1067 00:46:57,531 --> 00:47:01,002 - He refuses to show any passion, none, 1068 00:47:01,002 --> 00:47:04,156 unless you count his ever changing careers 1069 00:47:04,156 --> 00:47:05,998 which he uses as an excuse to stay at home 1070 00:47:05,998 --> 00:47:07,826 and just play on his Xbox all goddamn day. 1071 00:47:07,826 --> 00:47:09,160 - I'm a professional gamer. 1072 00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:12,311 - And just hurl really passive-aggressive attacks at me 1073 00:47:12,311 --> 00:47:14,350 and my job, right? - Tell them what you do. 1074 00:47:14,350 --> 00:47:17,114 - As if working for the Department of Defense, 1075 00:47:17,114 --> 00:47:19,429 being a lawyer for the Department of Defense 1076 00:47:19,429 --> 00:47:20,820 is working for Satan. 1077 00:47:20,820 --> 00:47:24,006 - Yes, you're with me on this, right? 1078 00:47:24,006 --> 00:47:25,845 Unbelievable. - Anyway. 1079 00:47:25,845 --> 00:47:27,070 Where was I? 1080 00:47:27,070 --> 00:47:28,602 - I never asked for a divorce. 1081 00:47:28,602 --> 00:47:30,537 - No, Drew because you don't ask for anything. 1082 00:47:30,537 --> 00:47:32,507 You don't say anything, you don't talk about anything. 1083 00:47:32,507 --> 00:47:34,201 I'm really, I'll be honest 1084 00:47:34,201 --> 00:47:38,409 I'm really starting to feel just completely invisible. 1085 00:47:38,409 --> 00:47:41,983 I mean husbands, how many of you would notice 1086 00:47:41,983 --> 00:47:43,066 if your wives 1087 00:47:44,293 --> 00:47:45,766 wax their initials in their bush? 1088 00:47:45,766 --> 00:47:46,943 - [Drew] Please don't go into this. 1089 00:47:46,943 --> 00:47:47,776 - Okay. 1090 00:47:47,776 --> 00:47:48,609 - Do you ever wax? 1091 00:47:48,609 --> 00:47:49,617 - That's it, hey hey, give me the stick. 1092 00:47:49,617 --> 00:47:53,272 - You seemed real serious about a razor over there. 1093 00:47:53,272 --> 00:47:54,774 - Okay I have the stick. 1094 00:47:54,774 --> 00:47:55,607 Okay? 1095 00:47:56,618 --> 00:47:57,800 - It's a Comic Sans. 1096 00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:00,050 - You don't have the stick. 1097 00:48:02,562 --> 00:48:05,045 Facing your partner, legs crossed. 1098 00:48:05,045 --> 00:48:06,352 I want you to get as close as you can 1099 00:48:06,352 --> 00:48:09,211 to each other without touching. 1100 00:48:09,211 --> 00:48:13,378 Okay I want you to breathe in, breathe out, relax. 1101 00:48:14,949 --> 00:48:19,454 I want your eyes to lock into the gaze of your partner. 1102 00:48:19,454 --> 00:48:23,790 And I want you to communicate only with that gaze. 1103 00:48:23,790 --> 00:48:25,207 Nice, breathe in. 1104 00:48:27,816 --> 00:48:30,733 Breathe out, as you lock your eyes. 1105 00:48:35,889 --> 00:48:37,351 - Alison, point of order. 1106 00:48:37,351 --> 00:48:39,134 - All right, all right, you know what? 1107 00:48:39,134 --> 00:48:40,936 Right now we're using our quiet voices. 1108 00:48:40,936 --> 00:48:41,769 - Uh huh yeah. 1109 00:48:41,769 --> 00:48:42,929 What are we supposed to be communicating? 1110 00:48:42,929 --> 00:48:44,628 - [Alison] You communicate whatever you want. 1111 00:48:44,628 --> 00:48:46,733 - Okay, what does it look like he's communicating right now? 1112 00:48:46,733 --> 00:48:47,798 - I don't know. 1113 00:48:47,798 --> 00:48:48,631 - Do you see that? 1114 00:48:48,631 --> 00:48:49,464 - I see nothing. 1115 00:48:49,464 --> 00:48:50,297 - He hates my fucking face. 1116 00:48:50,297 --> 00:48:51,193 - I do not. 1117 00:48:51,193 --> 00:48:52,026 - Yes you do. 1118 00:48:52,026 --> 00:48:53,779 - Alison, that's not what I was communicating. 1119 00:48:53,779 --> 00:48:54,947 If I wanted to say that, 1120 00:48:54,947 --> 00:48:58,056 I would look more like this. 1121 00:48:58,056 --> 00:48:59,364 - Okay, do you see what he's doing? 1122 00:48:59,364 --> 00:49:00,921 - You know what, you know what's great about this? 1123 00:49:00,921 --> 00:49:03,318 You're communicating, even if it's not what you want to hear 1124 00:49:03,318 --> 00:49:05,191 so all we have to do is get to that next level. 1125 00:49:05,191 --> 00:49:07,358 We do it without speaking. 1126 00:49:16,541 --> 00:49:17,826 - You cheated. 1127 00:49:17,826 --> 00:49:18,659 - Can I have the talking stick? 1128 00:49:18,659 --> 00:49:19,492 - [Alison] You cannot. 1129 00:49:19,492 --> 00:49:21,575 - Just for a second. - No. 1130 00:49:24,088 --> 00:49:26,152 Okay, to keep loosening up our cuddle muscles 1131 00:49:26,152 --> 00:49:28,737 I want us to move into a four way hug. 1132 00:49:28,737 --> 00:49:29,570 - Oh god. 1133 00:49:29,570 --> 00:49:30,745 - [Alison] So feel free to leave your partner 1134 00:49:30,745 --> 00:49:32,645 and share your energy with the room. 1135 00:49:32,645 --> 00:49:33,522 It's okay, yup. 1136 00:49:33,522 --> 00:49:35,688 I'll share your energy. - Did you wanna? 1137 00:49:35,688 --> 00:49:36,993 Were you, is that a, 1138 00:49:36,993 --> 00:49:37,826 were you trying to let me know? 1139 00:49:37,826 --> 00:49:40,357 - Would you like to come up here? 1140 00:49:40,357 --> 00:49:41,675 - Am I in your way? 1141 00:49:41,675 --> 00:49:45,749 - [Alison] Find your four way hug partners. 1142 00:49:45,749 --> 00:49:47,130 Embrace your partner. 1143 00:49:47,130 --> 00:49:48,937 - Oh you guys, before you lock it up. 1144 00:49:48,937 --> 00:49:50,709 - We're pretty locked up, actually. 1145 00:49:50,709 --> 00:49:52,100 - How about everybody down here, 1146 00:49:52,100 --> 00:49:53,458 is everybody good right now? 1147 00:49:53,458 --> 00:49:57,156 - Now, I want everyone to breathe out 1148 00:49:57,156 --> 00:49:58,843 everything that's keeping you from complete 1149 00:49:58,843 --> 00:50:00,593 and total relaxation. 1150 00:50:01,621 --> 00:50:05,799 Remember that we're all learning how to be intimate again. 1151 00:50:05,799 --> 00:50:08,297 So anything that does not serve your spirit 1152 00:50:08,297 --> 00:50:11,482 and your mind and your body, just push it out. 1153 00:50:11,482 --> 00:50:12,432 - Ugh. 1154 00:50:12,432 --> 00:50:14,170 - Oh, oh can you hear that? 1155 00:50:14,170 --> 00:50:16,608 That's someone reconnecting with their pleasure center. 1156 00:50:16,608 --> 00:50:17,622 - Oof. 1157 00:50:17,622 --> 00:50:18,482 - Ooh. 1158 00:50:18,482 --> 00:50:20,426 - Uh huh, because our reptile brains 1159 00:50:20,426 --> 00:50:22,563 are programmed for intimacy. 1160 00:50:22,563 --> 00:50:25,414 It's society that cuts us away from our roots. 1161 00:50:25,414 --> 00:50:26,473 - Ooh. 1162 00:50:26,473 --> 00:50:27,581 - Yes. 1163 00:50:27,581 --> 00:50:29,313 - Oh no. - Oh my. 1164 00:50:29,313 --> 00:50:30,558 - Oh no. 1165 00:50:30,558 --> 00:50:32,459 - Oh that's nice, that's nice. 1166 00:50:32,459 --> 00:50:33,991 Yeah, yeah, let it out. 1167 00:50:33,991 --> 00:50:34,824 Breathe it out. 1168 00:50:34,824 --> 00:50:36,402 - Ooh! 1169 00:50:36,402 --> 00:50:37,921 - [Drew] Ooh woo woo! 1170 00:50:37,921 --> 00:50:39,504 - Oooh yeah, oh no. 1171 00:50:43,021 --> 00:50:43,996 - Okay well you know, 1172 00:50:43,996 --> 00:50:46,261 we wanna stay clear of the sexual side of things. 1173 00:50:46,261 --> 00:50:48,477 This is just relaxation. 1174 00:50:48,477 --> 00:50:49,310 - Brrr! 1175 00:50:50,775 --> 00:50:55,471 - Yes, that's great you guys. (clapping) 1176 00:50:55,471 --> 00:50:57,004 Okay, I think we did it. 1177 00:50:57,004 --> 00:50:59,005 I think you've all earned a snack 1178 00:50:59,005 --> 00:51:01,769 before we get into our freeform cuddle exercises, okay? 1179 00:51:01,769 --> 00:51:02,602 - [Woman] For seven years 1180 00:51:02,602 --> 00:51:04,406 and I haven't even met her parents. 1181 00:51:04,406 --> 00:51:05,239 - It's okay. 1182 00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:06,548 I mean you just focus on your relationship. 1183 00:51:06,548 --> 00:51:08,381 - He's met my parents. 1184 00:51:09,216 --> 00:51:10,923 Several times. 1185 00:51:10,923 --> 00:51:13,162 - You don't wanna meet her parents. 1186 00:51:13,162 --> 00:51:15,154 Meeting in-laws is, 1187 00:51:15,154 --> 00:51:17,154 she's doing you a favor. 1188 00:51:18,029 --> 00:51:20,868 - Jane just told me she doesn't really like kids, you know? 1189 00:51:20,868 --> 00:51:23,672 She thinks they're like little people. 1190 00:51:23,672 --> 00:51:26,869 - We all have our problems, that's why we're here. 1191 00:51:26,869 --> 00:51:27,921 - Yeah. 1192 00:51:27,921 --> 00:51:28,878 Sorry about your dick. 1193 00:51:28,878 --> 00:51:30,719 - Drew, could I speak with you in private please? 1194 00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:31,552 - Sure. 1195 00:51:33,861 --> 00:51:36,021 - Some of the other cuddlers have been suggesting 1196 00:51:36,021 --> 00:51:38,406 that you've been making them feel uncomfortable, 1197 00:51:38,406 --> 00:51:40,748 that you've been manifesting some palpable negative energy 1198 00:51:40,748 --> 00:51:42,485 towards each other. 1199 00:51:42,485 --> 00:51:44,335 - Oh well, I mean, 1200 00:51:44,335 --> 00:51:45,850 - That. - Okay, we have issues 1201 00:51:45,850 --> 00:51:46,683 but so do they. 1202 00:51:46,683 --> 00:51:47,571 - Yeah. 1203 00:51:47,571 --> 00:51:49,848 - I mean nobody comes here because they want to. 1204 00:51:49,848 --> 00:51:50,837 - There's a lot of people that come here 1205 00:51:50,837 --> 00:51:51,690 without having to, Jane. 1206 00:51:51,690 --> 00:51:53,089 - If I could say this, 1207 00:51:53,089 --> 00:51:54,598 I feel like we're doing a pretty good job 1208 00:51:54,598 --> 00:51:57,126 of keeping our personal stuff on the DL. 1209 00:51:57,126 --> 00:51:59,948 - What I need from you is for you to stay here. 1210 00:51:59,948 --> 00:52:01,604 I want you to breathe. 1211 00:52:01,604 --> 00:52:05,155 I want you to find your calm place. 1212 00:52:05,155 --> 00:52:06,966 And then I want you to return only when you're ready 1213 00:52:06,966 --> 00:52:10,598 to connect and communicate with respect for everyone. 1214 00:52:10,598 --> 00:52:11,528 - So here's what we'll do. 1215 00:52:11,528 --> 00:52:13,068 We'll be aware of it. 1216 00:52:13,068 --> 00:52:13,901 We're gonna be 1217 00:52:13,901 --> 00:52:15,093 reflecting on it. - You reflect on it. 1218 00:52:15,093 --> 00:52:16,332 - And then we're gonna move forward. 1219 00:52:16,332 --> 00:52:17,832 - Okay, all right. 1220 00:52:18,978 --> 00:52:20,860 It's time to start the second half 1221 00:52:20,860 --> 00:52:23,258 of our cuddle journey this afternoon 1222 00:52:23,258 --> 00:52:26,552 where we begin by expressing what we learned so far. 1223 00:52:26,552 --> 00:52:29,469 Dakota, would you like to go first? 1224 00:52:31,563 --> 00:52:33,357 - You know what, I'll tell you what I've learned. 1225 00:52:33,357 --> 00:52:35,323 I've learned that one of you cuddlers 1226 00:52:35,323 --> 00:52:38,255 has been talking smack about Drew and me behind our backs. 1227 00:52:38,255 --> 00:52:39,680 - [Drew] Yeah, who said shit about us? 1228 00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:42,511 - Jane, sweetheart, you do not have the stick. 1229 00:52:42,511 --> 00:52:44,194 - Okay, fine, then give me the talking stick please. 1230 00:52:44,194 --> 00:52:45,027 - No. 1231 00:52:46,082 --> 00:52:47,912 - You're not even talking, give me the talking stick. 1232 00:52:47,912 --> 00:52:49,025 - I have the talking stick 1233 00:52:49,025 --> 00:52:50,589 and it is not your turn! 1234 00:52:50,589 --> 00:52:52,302 - No. - Dakota, don't be a dick, 1235 00:52:52,302 --> 00:52:53,713 just give my wife the talking stick. 1236 00:52:53,713 --> 00:52:54,962 - [Jane] Yeah, Dakota. 1237 00:52:54,962 --> 00:52:56,448 - Give her the talking stick. 1238 00:52:56,448 --> 00:52:57,774 - No, no, no man, no. 1239 00:52:57,774 --> 00:52:58,607 - Give it to her! 1240 00:52:58,607 --> 00:53:00,774 (gasping) 1241 00:53:02,124 --> 00:53:04,207 - That stick was blessed! 1242 00:53:06,048 --> 00:53:09,053 You will apologize now from a place of sincerity 1243 00:53:09,053 --> 00:53:10,965 so we can continue with this afternoon! 1244 00:53:10,965 --> 00:53:13,492 - Now, nobody is apologizing for anything. 1245 00:53:13,492 --> 00:53:14,940 - Yeah, my wife does not apologize. 1246 00:53:14,940 --> 00:53:16,619 - Okay you know what, 1247 00:53:16,619 --> 00:53:17,751 I'm sorry. 1248 00:53:17,751 --> 00:53:19,433 There, you like that? 1249 00:53:19,433 --> 00:53:22,460 Here's your moment 'cause you were right. 1250 00:53:22,460 --> 00:53:25,833 Drew and I are horrible, insufferable, 1251 00:53:25,833 --> 00:53:28,956 self-centered, judgemental people. 1252 00:53:28,956 --> 00:53:32,456 But, newsflash, so is everybody else here. 1253 00:53:34,522 --> 00:53:36,939 And just like everybody else, 1254 00:53:38,104 --> 00:53:40,483 we deserve the same treatment 1255 00:53:40,483 --> 00:53:43,398 which is to just, I don't know, 1256 00:53:43,398 --> 00:53:45,330 just be acknowledged! 1257 00:53:45,330 --> 00:53:47,023 That's all I want! 1258 00:53:47,023 --> 00:53:50,439 It's all I want, starting with you, Drew. 1259 00:53:50,439 --> 00:53:52,279 I hate myself, okay? 1260 00:53:52,279 --> 00:53:54,125 I hate myself. 1261 00:53:54,125 --> 00:53:55,776 I hate myself for betraying you. 1262 00:53:55,776 --> 00:53:58,677 I hate myself for betraying us. 1263 00:53:58,677 --> 00:54:02,357 I felt like I had to do something to get your attention. 1264 00:54:02,357 --> 00:54:04,051 'Cause I love you. 1265 00:54:04,051 --> 00:54:05,718 - Look I mean, yeah. 1266 00:54:06,792 --> 00:54:08,534 You fucked up. 1267 00:54:08,534 --> 00:54:10,451 You fucked up our lives 1268 00:54:12,452 --> 00:54:15,914 and then I fucked them up too because I shut you out. 1269 00:54:15,914 --> 00:54:18,536 You know, I did, I shut you out 1270 00:54:18,536 --> 00:54:21,137 because I wanted to hurt you 1271 00:54:21,137 --> 00:54:24,302 in the same way that you hurt me. 1272 00:54:24,302 --> 00:54:26,552 And that's so fucking dumb. 1273 00:54:28,038 --> 00:54:31,008 You can't live like that, that's not a marriage. 1274 00:54:31,008 --> 00:54:32,197 What's that gonna do for us? 1275 00:54:32,197 --> 00:54:34,615 We could do that for the rest of our lives. 1276 00:54:34,615 --> 00:54:35,775 I don't wanna do that. 1277 00:54:35,775 --> 00:54:36,936 (crunching) 1278 00:54:36,936 --> 00:54:39,326 I don't wanna be here with these people. 1279 00:54:39,326 --> 00:54:43,818 I wanna be home with you because I love you too. 1280 00:54:43,818 --> 00:54:46,376 I don't think this cuddle party's gonna help us though. 1281 00:54:46,376 --> 00:54:48,500 So let's get the fuck out of here. 1282 00:54:48,500 --> 00:54:49,340 - [Jane] Yeah let's get the fuck out of here. 1283 00:54:49,340 --> 00:54:50,749 - That's my blanket. 1284 00:54:50,749 --> 00:54:52,014 - Don't forget my air mattress. 1285 00:54:52,014 --> 00:54:53,264 - This is mine. 1286 00:54:55,194 --> 00:54:56,840 (choking) 1287 00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:57,971 - Oh my god, babe. 1288 00:54:57,971 --> 00:54:59,580 Breathe. 1289 00:54:59,580 --> 00:55:00,655 Oh my god, someone help him. 1290 00:55:00,655 --> 00:55:01,611 - I'm a nurse. 1291 00:55:01,611 --> 00:55:02,660 Okay, okay, he's choking. 1292 00:55:02,660 --> 00:55:04,209 I'm a nurse, no problem. 1293 00:55:04,209 --> 00:55:05,431 Let's get him on his side. 1294 00:55:05,431 --> 00:55:07,448 Put him on his side, I'm gonna administer the Heimlich. 1295 00:55:07,448 --> 00:55:08,593 - Somebody call 911! 1296 00:55:08,593 --> 00:55:11,041 - Just need to clear the airway. 1297 00:55:11,041 --> 00:55:12,055 - Don't cuddle him, man. 1298 00:55:12,055 --> 00:55:14,138 - I'm administering the Heimlich. 1299 00:55:14,138 --> 00:55:16,321 (zipping) 1300 00:55:16,321 --> 00:55:21,321 (siren sounding in distance) (somber music) 1301 00:55:28,448 --> 00:55:29,815 - I don't know what to say, I mean. 1302 00:55:29,815 --> 00:55:31,971 - I don't know what to say. 1303 00:55:31,971 --> 00:55:32,804 - I feel, 1304 00:55:34,711 --> 00:55:36,963 I mean I feel terrible. 1305 00:55:36,963 --> 00:55:38,296 I will say this. 1306 00:55:41,177 --> 00:55:43,427 Everything apart from that, 1307 00:55:46,237 --> 00:55:47,404 worked, right? 1308 00:55:49,525 --> 00:55:50,525 Even I feel, 1309 00:55:52,107 --> 00:55:53,546 - It did. 1310 00:55:53,546 --> 00:55:54,379 - I feel like it did, right? 1311 00:55:54,379 --> 00:55:55,332 - It did, it worked. 1312 00:55:55,332 --> 00:55:56,521 I mean for us. 1313 00:55:56,521 --> 00:55:58,354 - I think so. - It did. 1314 00:55:59,627 --> 00:56:00,460 I didn't, 1315 00:56:01,307 --> 00:56:02,834 - I was very surprised. 1316 00:56:02,834 --> 00:56:05,001 - Did not expect that, no. 1317 00:56:12,622 --> 00:56:14,536 Do you wanna, 1318 00:56:14,536 --> 00:56:16,060 I mean shouldn't we, 1319 00:56:16,060 --> 00:56:17,977 like do we go home and, 1320 00:56:19,255 --> 00:56:21,458 do you wanna go home and cuddle? 1321 00:56:21,458 --> 00:56:22,625 I mean cuddle? 1322 00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:25,668 - Do you wanna cuddle me? 1323 00:56:25,668 --> 00:56:27,751 - Do you wanna cuddle me? 1324 00:56:29,726 --> 00:56:31,559 - No? - I feel like no. 1325 00:56:35,046 --> 00:56:38,139 - You are hostile towards my boots! 1326 00:56:38,139 --> 00:56:41,556 - You don't appreciate my sense of humor! 1327 00:56:42,641 --> 00:56:44,376 - They are boots! 1328 00:56:44,376 --> 00:56:45,209 - Fine! 1329 00:56:46,983 --> 00:56:47,816 - Fine! 1330 00:56:50,599 --> 00:56:51,432 - Fine! 1331 00:56:54,471 --> 00:56:55,304 - Fine! 1332 00:56:57,260 --> 00:56:58,527 (slamming) 1333 00:56:58,527 --> 00:56:59,694 - You did not! 1334 00:57:00,598 --> 00:57:03,098 (kooky music) 1335 00:57:11,087 --> 00:57:13,984 - Good fucking luck finding someone 1336 00:57:13,984 --> 00:57:15,796 as kickass as me. 1337 00:57:15,796 --> 00:57:17,071 - That's right. 1338 00:57:17,071 --> 00:57:17,935 - [Woman] You know what, Court? 1339 00:57:17,935 --> 00:57:19,018 - Hmm. 1340 00:57:19,018 --> 00:57:21,259 - I'm actually real sad for him, you know? 1341 00:57:21,259 --> 00:57:22,341 - Good for you. 1342 00:57:22,341 --> 00:57:24,833 - 'Cause he is just gonna live this like 1343 00:57:24,833 --> 00:57:28,885 super lonely, just regrets all over the place 1344 00:57:28,885 --> 00:57:32,052 and I am in the line for awesome town. 1345 00:57:33,023 --> 00:57:34,183 Nothing but awesome. 1346 00:57:34,183 --> 00:57:35,016 - Yes. 1347 00:57:36,466 --> 00:57:39,216 You have cheesecake in your hair. 1348 00:57:40,775 --> 00:57:42,858 - Are you serious? - Mhmm. 1349 00:57:45,175 --> 00:57:46,337 For two days now. 1350 00:57:46,337 --> 00:57:47,337 - Oh my god. 1351 00:57:49,509 --> 00:57:50,406 I'm sorry. 1352 00:57:50,406 --> 00:57:53,823 - Oh honey, this hasn't been treated yet. 1353 00:57:54,706 --> 00:57:56,407 - This is you, man. 1354 00:57:56,407 --> 00:57:57,960 This is you. 1355 00:57:57,960 --> 00:57:58,793 All right. 1356 00:58:00,965 --> 00:58:03,165 (groaning) 1357 00:58:03,165 --> 00:58:04,083 (sighing) 1358 00:58:04,083 --> 00:58:06,916 Right, let's do it, let's do this. 1359 00:58:07,828 --> 00:58:09,078 Starts with me. 1360 00:58:12,337 --> 00:58:13,595 Yes! 1361 00:58:13,595 --> 00:58:14,428 Whoo! 1362 00:58:21,350 --> 00:58:23,517 (heaving) 1363 00:58:24,932 --> 00:58:25,765 - Nick? 1364 00:58:25,765 --> 00:58:26,754 Hey, what's up man? 1365 00:58:26,754 --> 00:58:28,958 How's the missus? 1366 00:58:28,958 --> 00:58:30,549 See you at the top? 1367 00:58:30,549 --> 00:58:33,049 (kooky music) 1368 00:58:34,476 --> 00:58:38,343 - Okay Brad, so this one just came on the market. 1369 00:58:38,343 --> 00:58:40,426 If you wanna take a look. 1370 00:58:41,308 --> 00:58:43,235 - It's so angular. 1371 00:58:43,235 --> 00:58:44,525 I hate it. 1372 00:58:44,525 --> 00:58:45,358 Write this down. 1373 00:58:45,358 --> 00:58:46,814 I need an infinity driveway. 1374 00:58:46,814 --> 00:58:49,644 I need a library with books already in it. 1375 00:58:49,644 --> 00:58:51,881 I want something like Victorian 1376 00:58:51,881 --> 00:58:54,389 but also like mid 19th century. 1377 00:58:54,389 --> 00:58:55,356 I'm allergic to carpet. 1378 00:58:55,356 --> 00:58:56,614 Does it come with an American flag? 1379 00:58:56,614 --> 00:58:57,516 I don't do traditional. 1380 00:58:57,516 --> 00:58:59,357 I don't do mid-century Mediterranean. 1381 00:58:59,357 --> 00:59:00,782 I don't do contemporary. 1382 00:59:00,782 --> 00:59:01,756 I don't do blue! 1383 00:59:01,756 --> 00:59:03,058 I don't do picket fences. 1384 00:59:03,058 --> 00:59:05,475 A horse stable would be nice. 1385 00:59:07,517 --> 00:59:09,306 This literally makes my eyes hurt. 1386 00:59:09,306 --> 00:59:11,282 Is that a free-standing mailbox? 1387 00:59:11,282 --> 00:59:13,328 Ugh, why are you doing this to me? 1388 00:59:13,328 --> 00:59:14,715 How many texts did I send you? 1389 00:59:14,715 --> 00:59:16,715 - I don't know, like 34. 1390 00:59:17,875 --> 00:59:19,933 - No, 35 ,coz I just sent you one that says you're fired. 1391 00:59:19,933 --> 00:59:22,969 (screaming) 1392 00:59:22,969 --> 00:59:24,551 - I feel happy. 1393 00:59:24,551 --> 00:59:26,486 I feel really happy. 1394 00:59:26,486 --> 00:59:27,819 I feel like, ah! 1395 00:59:29,298 --> 00:59:31,795 This smells amazing, what is this, coconut? 1396 00:59:31,795 --> 00:59:32,953 - [Nick] That's orange cream. 1397 00:59:32,953 --> 00:59:35,010 - [Patient] Orange cream, where'd you get that? 1398 00:59:35,010 --> 00:59:36,654 - [Nick] Costco. 1399 00:59:36,654 --> 00:59:38,405 - I feel like I'm like, 1400 00:59:38,405 --> 00:59:41,460 like I'm a human joy bomb, you know? 1401 00:59:41,460 --> 00:59:42,856 Like being in this relationship, 1402 00:59:42,856 --> 00:59:44,952 I just feel so good. 1403 00:59:44,952 --> 00:59:47,473 I feel so good, my knees are literally weak. 1404 00:59:47,473 --> 00:59:49,202 The stuff with my mom, 1405 00:59:49,202 --> 00:59:50,527 couldn't care less anymore. 1406 00:59:50,527 --> 00:59:54,575 I have not had a single suicidal thought in months. 1407 00:59:54,575 --> 00:59:57,325 I used to feel like I was being crushed by this weight 1408 00:59:57,325 --> 00:59:59,970 but now I'm just free, I feel great. 1409 00:59:59,970 --> 01:00:01,303 I feel so happy! 1410 01:00:02,724 --> 01:00:04,974 It's because of love, love! 1411 01:00:06,396 --> 01:00:07,992 Love! 1412 01:00:07,992 --> 01:00:09,397 Oh my god. 1413 01:00:09,397 --> 01:00:10,730 - Okay, bye bye. 1414 01:00:15,453 --> 01:00:17,953 (kooky music) 1415 01:00:19,824 --> 01:00:21,239 - You sure you don't need anything else? 1416 01:00:21,239 --> 01:00:23,802 Any tea, sparkling water, hot cocoa? 1417 01:00:23,802 --> 01:00:25,590 - He's fine, honey, don't treat him like a child, he's fine. 1418 01:00:25,590 --> 01:00:26,423 - Okay. 1419 01:00:26,423 --> 01:00:28,256 - Actually, hot cocoa, 1420 01:00:29,207 --> 01:00:31,940 that sounds good, I'd like it if you have it 1421 01:00:31,940 --> 01:00:34,497 with like a little hot milk. 1422 01:00:34,497 --> 01:00:36,012 - Really? 1423 01:00:36,012 --> 01:00:38,485 That takes like five minutes to make. 1424 01:00:38,485 --> 01:00:39,972 - What are you doing? 1425 01:00:39,972 --> 01:00:41,113 - Well it just takes a long time. 1426 01:00:41,113 --> 01:00:42,118 - You offered him a hot cocoa, 1427 01:00:42,118 --> 01:00:42,951 now you don't wanna make it? - Well I didn't 1428 01:00:42,951 --> 01:00:44,013 really think about it. 1429 01:00:44,013 --> 01:00:45,025 Do you really want that? 1430 01:00:45,025 --> 01:00:46,590 - [Man] He just said he wants it. 1431 01:00:46,590 --> 01:00:47,881 You offered it to him. - I don't know. 1432 01:00:47,881 --> 01:00:48,714 Well I offered it. 1433 01:00:48,714 --> 01:00:49,547 - Make him a hot cocoa. - He goes to sleep on, 1434 01:00:49,547 --> 01:00:50,380 - It's not a big deal. 1435 01:00:50,380 --> 01:00:51,213 - I don't think he really has thought it through. 1436 01:00:51,213 --> 01:00:52,698 - Don't, please don't do this. - Are you sure you want that? 1437 01:00:52,698 --> 01:00:54,474 If I'm gonna go make that and spend 1438 01:00:54,474 --> 01:00:55,860 the extra five minutes. - Nick? 1439 01:00:55,860 --> 01:00:57,994 Do you want a hot cocoa? 1440 01:00:57,994 --> 01:00:59,038 Yes or no? 1441 01:00:59,038 --> 01:01:01,455 In your own brain, decide it. 1442 01:01:04,117 --> 01:01:05,763 - No? 1443 01:01:05,763 --> 01:01:07,827 - See, thank you very much. 1444 01:01:07,827 --> 01:01:08,925 - All right. 1445 01:01:08,925 --> 01:01:10,425 Night, night, bud. 1446 01:01:12,595 --> 01:01:15,845 - [Toy] Level one, let's have some fun. 1447 01:01:16,838 --> 01:01:19,862 Level two, let's learn something new! 1448 01:01:19,862 --> 01:01:22,639 - [Woman] Oh, okay, oh yeah! 1449 01:01:22,639 --> 01:01:23,646 (moaning) 1450 01:01:23,646 --> 01:01:26,025 oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. 1451 01:01:26,025 --> 01:01:28,371 Oh my god, oh my god. 1452 01:01:28,371 --> 01:01:31,288 Oh my god, space alien meter maids! 1453 01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:36,050 (groaning) 1454 01:01:39,951 --> 01:01:41,632 Oh this is one of those that comes back around. 1455 01:01:41,632 --> 01:01:42,465 Oh yeah! 1456 01:01:42,465 --> 01:01:45,019 (kooky music) 1457 01:01:45,019 --> 01:01:47,984 - Hey, Disco Booties please. 1458 01:01:47,984 --> 01:01:49,444 - [Woman] So it's that kind of night. 1459 01:01:49,444 --> 01:01:50,277 - Yeah. 1460 01:01:51,234 --> 01:01:53,651 (sexy music) 1461 01:01:56,507 --> 01:01:57,924 What's your name? 1462 01:02:04,546 --> 01:02:07,162 (kooky music) 1463 01:02:07,162 --> 01:02:10,329 (somber French music) 1464 01:02:29,217 --> 01:02:31,717 (kooky music) 1465 01:02:33,221 --> 01:02:34,827 - Is that a sombrero? 1466 01:02:34,827 --> 01:02:37,827 No, as they say in Mexico, sayonara. 1467 01:02:39,100 --> 01:02:40,472 Let's see what else. 1468 01:02:40,472 --> 01:02:41,991 What, cowboy boots, no. 1469 01:02:41,991 --> 01:02:42,971 - What's wrong with-- - No. 1470 01:02:42,971 --> 01:02:45,461 It makes you look like a, 1471 01:02:45,461 --> 01:02:47,076 I don't know, like you wanna eat nachos or something. 1472 01:02:47,076 --> 01:02:48,572 Just delete it, delete it. 1473 01:02:48,572 --> 01:02:51,220 See, I like the instinct to have a bikini shot 1474 01:02:51,220 --> 01:02:52,602 but the shadow right there makes it look like 1475 01:02:52,602 --> 01:02:53,589 you have a penis. 1476 01:02:53,589 --> 01:02:55,372 That makes you look like a radical Islamist. 1477 01:02:55,372 --> 01:02:56,336 You should never wear burgundy. 1478 01:02:56,336 --> 01:02:57,482 You don't look good in baseball caps. 1479 01:02:57,482 --> 01:02:58,315 What are those pants? 1480 01:02:58,315 --> 01:02:59,359 You look like an astronaut. 1481 01:02:59,359 --> 01:03:00,277 No one wants to see that. 1482 01:03:00,277 --> 01:03:01,497 Delete that, delete that. 1483 01:03:01,497 --> 01:03:02,330 Delete, delete that. 1484 01:03:02,330 --> 01:03:03,163 Delete, delete. 1485 01:03:03,163 --> 01:03:03,996 Just delete it. 1486 01:03:03,996 --> 01:03:05,887 Gone. (chuckling) 1487 01:03:05,887 --> 01:03:07,410 This is the kind of thing I wanna see, okay? 1488 01:03:07,410 --> 01:03:09,327 I mean you gotta show guys that you're hot 1489 01:03:09,327 --> 01:03:11,032 but approachable, you know? 1490 01:03:11,032 --> 01:03:13,070 A girl who's like just as comfortable in heels 1491 01:03:13,070 --> 01:03:14,794 out on the town as she is at home on the couch 1492 01:03:14,794 --> 01:03:16,070 curled up with her guy watching a movie. 1493 01:03:16,070 --> 01:03:17,185 - But I'm not. 1494 01:03:17,185 --> 01:03:18,169 - Zip it. 1495 01:03:18,169 --> 01:03:19,870 I'm gonna write that down, that's good. 1496 01:03:19,870 --> 01:03:21,600 I'm just as comfortable. 1497 01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:23,063 - Not me. 1498 01:03:23,063 --> 01:03:25,315 - It's not about you. 1499 01:03:25,315 --> 01:03:26,662 - I gotta get you under a tether ball league 1500 01:03:26,662 --> 01:03:27,813 or something, get some action shots 1501 01:03:27,813 --> 01:03:29,652 to augment your profile. 1502 01:03:29,652 --> 01:03:31,139 Okay, oh tomorrow we gotta get a picture of you 1503 01:03:31,139 --> 01:03:33,006 being good with kids. 1504 01:03:33,006 --> 01:03:33,926 Okay but not as your profile pic 1505 01:03:33,926 --> 01:03:35,392 or people will think you're a baby daddy. 1506 01:03:35,392 --> 01:03:36,636 Can't do that. 1507 01:03:36,636 --> 01:03:40,815 - You need to get a pic of just your tongue like this. 1508 01:03:40,815 --> 01:03:41,690 - What? 1509 01:03:41,690 --> 01:03:43,565 - Yeah, so the girls can put it up to themselves 1510 01:03:43,565 --> 01:03:45,600 and see if they like, it makes sense for them. 1511 01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:46,936 - Are you kidding me? 1512 01:03:46,936 --> 01:03:48,897 - Or like do one where you do the Nick dance. 1513 01:03:48,897 --> 01:03:50,713 Can you put Youtubes on the profiles? 1514 01:03:50,713 --> 01:03:52,843 - No, he's not putting that, no. 1515 01:03:52,843 --> 01:03:55,605 - You should use that pic from that racist party 1516 01:03:55,605 --> 01:03:56,438 that we had in college. 1517 01:03:56,438 --> 01:03:57,287 - Oh gosh. 1518 01:03:57,287 --> 01:03:58,430 - Babe, you're-- - Just to be like 1519 01:03:58,430 --> 01:04:00,650 I got a sense of humor, I've grown, but 1520 01:04:00,650 --> 01:04:01,741 I'm cool like that. 1521 01:04:01,741 --> 01:04:03,567 - You're disgusting me right now. 1522 01:04:03,567 --> 01:04:06,150 - Bing bong, triple word score! 1523 01:04:10,968 --> 01:04:12,218 - Ugh, redhead. 1524 01:04:15,826 --> 01:04:17,493 No that's dangerous. 1525 01:04:19,033 --> 01:04:20,450 Oh, you are cute. 1526 01:04:22,483 --> 01:04:24,566 Yeah, and psycho, barely. 1527 01:04:25,666 --> 01:04:27,181 (retching) 1528 01:04:27,181 --> 01:04:29,639 You are not a doctor. - No. 1529 01:04:29,639 --> 01:04:30,472 No. 1530 01:04:30,472 --> 01:04:31,305 - Hey. 1531 01:04:32,338 --> 01:04:34,286 Good morning. - What? 1532 01:04:34,286 --> 01:04:36,055 No, no. - That's the one. 1533 01:04:36,055 --> 01:04:36,888 - Fuck no. 1534 01:04:38,381 --> 01:04:39,214 No. 1535 01:04:40,260 --> 01:04:41,983 Who does that? 1536 01:04:41,983 --> 01:04:43,972 What the fuck? 1537 01:04:43,972 --> 01:04:46,105 No, oh that was all right. 1538 01:04:46,105 --> 01:04:47,604 That's all right, yeah. - Oh! 1539 01:04:47,604 --> 01:04:48,437 Oh! 1540 01:04:49,549 --> 01:04:50,382 Okay. 1541 01:04:51,257 --> 01:04:54,372 All right then we shall. - This is my life. 1542 01:04:54,372 --> 01:04:55,585 - This is, 1543 01:04:55,585 --> 01:04:57,335 this is weirdly easy. 1544 01:04:59,263 --> 01:05:00,096 Mhmm. 1545 01:05:01,127 --> 01:05:02,555 Nice. 1546 01:05:02,555 --> 01:05:05,181 (flushing) 1547 01:05:05,181 --> 01:05:08,145 (phone ringing) 1548 01:05:08,145 --> 01:05:08,978 Hey mom. 1549 01:05:08,978 --> 01:05:10,998 (kooky music) 1550 01:05:10,998 --> 01:05:12,330 - First date! 1551 01:05:12,330 --> 01:05:13,697 - My horoscope said today 1552 01:05:13,697 --> 01:05:16,530 that I was gonna meet my soulmate. 1553 01:05:17,841 --> 01:05:19,469 - Ooh, no more nerves. 1554 01:05:19,469 --> 01:05:20,302 Okay, no more nerves. 1555 01:05:20,302 --> 01:05:21,741 (baby crying) 1556 01:05:21,741 --> 01:05:23,465 - Did I really not mention this? 1557 01:05:23,465 --> 01:05:25,649 - I have a girlfriend right now, I do. 1558 01:05:25,649 --> 01:05:28,568 But I plan to break up once I find the right person. 1559 01:05:28,568 --> 01:05:30,065 - My ex-girlfriend. - Ex-girlfriend? 1560 01:05:30,065 --> 01:05:33,387 - Just, yeah, and it looks like she is on a date. 1561 01:05:33,387 --> 01:05:34,671 Don't look, don't look, don't look. 1562 01:05:34,671 --> 01:05:35,586 - You like poetry? 1563 01:05:35,586 --> 01:05:37,205 Hell yeah, I'll answer for you. 1564 01:05:37,205 --> 01:05:38,561 Hell yeah you do. 1565 01:05:38,561 --> 01:05:39,706 Who doesn't love poetry, right? 1566 01:05:39,706 --> 01:05:41,237 You're a chick, right? 1567 01:05:41,237 --> 01:05:42,128 Actually, let me check. 1568 01:05:42,128 --> 01:05:43,961 You're a chick, right? 1569 01:05:46,348 --> 01:05:48,043 - What if you just took that sweater off? 1570 01:05:48,043 --> 01:05:48,924 It's a party here. 1571 01:05:48,924 --> 01:05:49,815 - Dogs. 1572 01:05:49,815 --> 01:05:51,979 - I love dogs, are you kidding me? 1573 01:05:51,979 --> 01:05:53,508 Are you kidding me? 1574 01:05:53,508 --> 01:05:54,341 - Cat. 1575 01:05:54,341 --> 01:05:56,165 - Cat, I, cats. 1576 01:05:56,165 --> 01:05:58,765 - Do you mind, like I'm sorry, just a second. 1577 01:05:58,765 --> 01:05:59,845 Come here, put it in there. 1578 01:05:59,845 --> 01:06:00,925 There we go. 1579 01:06:00,925 --> 01:06:01,758 - Oh my god. 1580 01:06:01,758 --> 01:06:02,626 - Now we can talk. 1581 01:06:02,626 --> 01:06:03,459 - How tall are you? 1582 01:06:03,459 --> 01:06:04,645 Just wondering. 1583 01:06:04,645 --> 01:06:06,771 - [Woman] Oh I'm about 5'7". 1584 01:06:06,771 --> 01:06:08,499 - 5'7", okay. 1585 01:06:08,499 --> 01:06:10,722 My current girlfriend's 5'6" so you win. 1586 01:06:10,722 --> 01:06:13,639 - Is he like, is he better-looking? 1587 01:06:16,160 --> 01:06:18,027 - Just take it off, just take it off! 1588 01:06:18,027 --> 01:06:19,332 - This is what's wrong with men. 1589 01:06:19,332 --> 01:06:22,550 - Everybody, take it off, take it off! 1590 01:06:22,550 --> 01:06:24,249 - No I'm just really sick of this! 1591 01:06:24,249 --> 01:06:27,002 - Shh, you should take it off. 1592 01:06:27,002 --> 01:06:28,275 - Laugh. 1593 01:06:28,275 --> 01:06:30,173 (laughing) 1594 01:06:30,173 --> 01:06:31,481 Now feel my bicep. 1595 01:06:31,481 --> 01:06:35,540 - You sitting here are so fricking hot. 1596 01:06:35,540 --> 01:06:37,775 You get me going in the right spot. 1597 01:06:37,775 --> 01:06:40,313 - (laughing) Kiss me, kiss me. 1598 01:06:40,313 --> 01:06:41,580 - [Woman] Oh, oh. 1599 01:06:41,580 --> 01:06:43,440 - I mean it's like I'm cooking, 1600 01:06:43,440 --> 01:06:44,940 I'm a boiling pot. 1601 01:06:45,933 --> 01:06:49,683 So take off your pants, show me what you got. 1602 01:07:05,681 --> 01:07:06,694 - They're not showing, are they? 1603 01:07:06,694 --> 01:07:08,694 - No, doesn't appear so. 1604 01:07:11,255 --> 01:07:13,265 - Well they're idiots. 1605 01:07:13,265 --> 01:07:14,792 - Uh, totally. 1606 01:07:14,792 --> 01:07:15,625 - Uh-huh. 1607 01:07:16,735 --> 01:07:18,572 - That's just 'cause we're so awesome. 1608 01:07:18,572 --> 01:07:20,072 - I was gonna say. 1609 01:07:23,369 --> 01:07:24,202 I'm Nick. 1610 01:07:25,474 --> 01:07:26,307 - Tea. 1611 01:07:27,234 --> 01:07:28,874 - Nice to meet you, Tea. 1612 01:07:28,874 --> 01:07:30,334 - Likewise, Nick. 1613 01:07:30,334 --> 01:07:33,417 (light guitar music) 1614 01:07:34,965 --> 01:07:37,307 (light jazzy music) 1615 01:07:37,307 --> 01:07:39,474 (dinging) 1616 01:07:51,366 --> 01:07:52,366 - Thank you. 1617 01:08:09,712 --> 01:08:11,879 (dinging) 1618 01:08:16,896 --> 01:08:18,537 - Excuse me, is this chair taken? 1619 01:08:18,537 --> 01:08:19,671 - Excuse me? 1620 01:08:19,671 --> 01:08:20,504 - Is this taken? 1621 01:08:20,504 --> 01:08:22,186 - Yes, it is. 1622 01:08:22,186 --> 01:08:23,380 - Oh, sorry. 1623 01:08:23,380 --> 01:08:24,463 - Sure thing. 1624 01:08:26,890 --> 01:08:28,916 (dinging) 1625 01:08:28,916 --> 01:08:30,623 - Excuse me, is this chair taken? 1626 01:08:30,623 --> 01:08:31,533 - Excuse me? 1627 01:08:31,533 --> 01:08:32,394 - Is this taken? 1628 01:08:32,394 --> 01:08:34,136 - No, but I'm expecting somebody in a minute. 1629 01:08:34,136 --> 01:08:35,412 - Oh, thanks anyways. 1630 01:08:35,412 --> 01:08:36,245 - Sure thing. 1631 01:08:36,245 --> 01:08:37,078 (bell dinging) 1632 01:08:37,078 --> 01:08:37,911 - Excuse me. 1633 01:08:37,911 --> 01:08:38,758 Is this chair taken? 1634 01:08:38,758 --> 01:08:40,791 - No, but I'm expecting somebody any second. 1635 01:08:40,791 --> 01:08:42,154 - Would you mind if I sat here 1636 01:08:42,154 --> 01:08:44,404 until he, she, or it comes? 1637 01:08:45,309 --> 01:08:47,440 - Hmm, they do seem to be pretty late. 1638 01:08:47,440 --> 01:08:49,978 - You never know who you might be turning down. 1639 01:08:49,978 --> 01:08:51,614 - Sorry, nice try though. 1640 01:08:51,614 --> 01:08:52,553 - Sure thing. 1641 01:08:52,553 --> 01:08:54,613 (bell dinging) 1642 01:08:54,613 --> 01:08:55,993 - Is this seat taken? 1643 01:08:55,993 --> 01:08:56,890 - No it's not. 1644 01:08:56,890 --> 01:08:58,538 - Would you mind if I sit here? 1645 01:08:58,538 --> 01:08:59,540 - Yes, I would. 1646 01:08:59,540 --> 01:09:00,555 - Oh. 1647 01:09:00,555 --> 01:09:01,949 (bell dinging) 1648 01:09:01,949 --> 01:09:03,198 - Is this chair taken? 1649 01:09:03,198 --> 01:09:04,313 - No it's not. 1650 01:09:04,313 --> 01:09:05,946 - Would you mind if I sit here? 1651 01:09:05,946 --> 01:09:07,269 - No, go ahead. 1652 01:09:07,269 --> 01:09:08,102 - Thanks. 1653 01:09:13,486 --> 01:09:14,875 Every place else seems to be taken. 1654 01:09:14,875 --> 01:09:16,333 - Mhmm. 1655 01:09:16,333 --> 01:09:17,922 - Oh, what's the book? 1656 01:09:17,922 --> 01:09:19,735 - I just wanna read in quiet if you don't mind. 1657 01:09:19,735 --> 01:09:20,568 - Oh, sure thing. 1658 01:09:20,568 --> 01:09:21,401 (bell dinging) 1659 01:09:21,401 --> 01:09:22,529 - Every place else seems to be taken. 1660 01:09:22,529 --> 01:09:23,362 - Mhmm. 1661 01:09:24,320 --> 01:09:25,392 - [Man] Great place for reading. 1662 01:09:25,392 --> 01:09:26,884 - Yes, I like it. 1663 01:09:26,884 --> 01:09:28,288 - [Man] What's the book? 1664 01:09:28,288 --> 01:09:29,340 - The Sound and the Fury. 1665 01:09:29,340 --> 01:09:30,673 - Oh, Hemingway. 1666 01:09:31,511 --> 01:09:32,378 (bell dinging) 1667 01:09:32,378 --> 01:09:33,211 What's the book? 1668 01:09:33,211 --> 01:09:34,414 - [Woman] The Sound and the Fury. 1669 01:09:34,414 --> 01:09:35,620 - Oh, Faulkner. 1670 01:09:35,620 --> 01:09:36,804 - Have you read it? 1671 01:09:36,804 --> 01:09:37,869 - No, actually. 1672 01:09:37,869 --> 01:09:40,364 I've sure read about it though. 1673 01:09:40,364 --> 01:09:42,738 It's supposed to be great. 1674 01:09:42,738 --> 01:09:44,126 - It is great. 1675 01:09:44,126 --> 01:09:45,793 - I hear it's great. 1676 01:09:46,978 --> 01:09:47,811 Waiter? 1677 01:09:47,811 --> 01:09:48,644 (bell dinging) 1678 01:09:48,644 --> 01:09:49,477 What's the book? 1679 01:09:49,477 --> 01:09:50,310 - The Sound and the Fury. 1680 01:09:50,310 --> 01:09:51,143 - Oh, Faulkner. 1681 01:09:51,143 --> 01:09:51,976 - Have you read it? 1682 01:09:51,976 --> 01:09:53,151 - I'm a Mets fan myself. 1683 01:09:53,151 --> 01:09:53,984 (bell dinging) 1684 01:09:53,984 --> 01:09:54,817 - [Woman] Have you read it? 1685 01:09:54,817 --> 01:09:55,711 - Yeah I read it in college. 1686 01:09:55,711 --> 01:09:56,670 - Where was college? 1687 01:09:56,670 --> 01:09:58,376 - Oral Roberts University. 1688 01:09:58,376 --> 01:09:59,268 (bell dinging) 1689 01:09:59,268 --> 01:10:00,253 - Where was college? 1690 01:10:00,253 --> 01:10:03,684 - (snorting) I was lying. 1691 01:10:03,684 --> 01:10:05,215 I never went to college. 1692 01:10:05,215 --> 01:10:06,413 I just like to party. 1693 01:10:06,413 --> 01:10:07,246 (bell dinging) 1694 01:10:07,246 --> 01:10:08,079 - Where was college? 1695 01:10:08,079 --> 01:10:08,912 - Harvard. 1696 01:10:10,280 --> 01:10:11,215 - Do you like Faulkner? 1697 01:10:11,215 --> 01:10:12,503 - I love Faulkner. 1698 01:10:12,503 --> 01:10:13,869 I spent a whole winter reading him once. 1699 01:10:13,869 --> 01:10:15,889 - I just started. 1700 01:10:15,889 --> 01:10:18,333 - I was so excited after reading 10 pages 1701 01:10:18,333 --> 01:10:20,227 that I went out and bought everything he wrote. 1702 01:10:20,227 --> 01:10:23,429 It was one of the greatest reading experiences of my life. 1703 01:10:23,429 --> 01:10:26,762 All of that psychological understanding. 1704 01:10:27,851 --> 01:10:30,883 Page after page of gorgeous prose, 1705 01:10:30,883 --> 01:10:34,800 his profound grasp of time and human existence. 1706 01:10:38,596 --> 01:10:40,596 The smells of the earth. 1707 01:10:41,784 --> 01:10:43,284 What do you think? 1708 01:10:44,177 --> 01:10:46,150 - I think it's pretty boring. 1709 01:10:46,150 --> 01:10:47,036 (bell dinging) 1710 01:10:47,036 --> 01:10:47,869 - What's the book? 1711 01:10:47,869 --> 01:10:49,053 - The Sound of the Fury. 1712 01:10:49,053 --> 01:10:50,349 - Oh, Faulkner. 1713 01:10:50,349 --> 01:10:51,212 - Do you like Faulkner? 1714 01:10:51,212 --> 01:10:52,575 - I love Faulkner. 1715 01:10:52,575 --> 01:10:54,016 - He's incredible. 1716 01:10:54,016 --> 01:10:55,740 - I spent the whole winter reading him once. 1717 01:10:55,740 --> 01:10:57,137 - I was so excited after 10 pages, 1718 01:10:57,137 --> 01:10:59,018 I went out and bought everything else he wrote. 1719 01:10:59,018 --> 01:11:02,292 - All that incredible psychological understanding. 1720 01:11:02,292 --> 01:11:04,127 - And the prose is so gorgeous. 1721 01:11:04,127 --> 01:11:06,111 - And the way he grasps the mystery of time. 1722 01:11:06,111 --> 01:11:07,944 - And human existence. 1723 01:11:09,248 --> 01:11:11,677 I can't believe I waited this long to read him. 1724 01:11:11,677 --> 01:11:13,205 - Well, you never know, 1725 01:11:13,205 --> 01:11:14,423 you might not have liked him before. 1726 01:11:14,423 --> 01:11:15,256 - That's true. 1727 01:11:15,256 --> 01:11:17,214 - You might not have been ready for him. 1728 01:11:17,214 --> 01:11:19,000 You have to hit these things at the right moment 1729 01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:19,833 or it's no good. 1730 01:11:19,833 --> 01:11:21,751 - That's happened to me. 1731 01:11:21,751 --> 01:11:24,295 - It's all in the timing. 1732 01:11:24,295 --> 01:11:25,665 My name is Bill, by the way. 1733 01:11:25,665 --> 01:11:27,297 - I'm Betty. 1734 01:11:27,297 --> 01:11:28,130 - Hi. - Hi. 1735 01:11:30,992 --> 01:11:35,742 - Yes, I thought reading Faulkner was a great experience. 1736 01:11:37,229 --> 01:11:38,062 - Yes. 1737 01:11:40,705 --> 01:11:43,470 - The Sound and the Fury. 1738 01:11:43,470 --> 01:11:44,303 - Hmm. 1739 01:11:45,947 --> 01:11:48,114 Well, onwards and upwards. 1740 01:11:51,902 --> 01:11:52,794 - Waiter? 1741 01:11:52,794 --> 01:11:53,627 (bell dinging) 1742 01:11:53,627 --> 01:11:54,750 You have to hit these things at the right moment 1743 01:11:54,750 --> 01:11:55,888 or it's no good. 1744 01:11:55,888 --> 01:11:57,704 - That's happened to me. 1745 01:11:57,704 --> 01:12:00,297 - It's all in the timing. 1746 01:12:00,297 --> 01:12:01,266 My name is Bill, by the way. 1747 01:12:01,266 --> 01:12:02,354 - I'm Betty. 1748 01:12:02,354 --> 01:12:03,852 - Hi. - Hi. 1749 01:12:03,852 --> 01:12:04,976 - Do you come in here a lot? 1750 01:12:04,976 --> 01:12:07,746 - Actually I'm just in town for two days from Pakistan. 1751 01:12:07,746 --> 01:12:09,083 - Oh, Pakistan. 1752 01:12:09,083 --> 01:12:09,942 (bell dinging) 1753 01:12:09,942 --> 01:12:11,035 Do you come in here a lot? 1754 01:12:11,035 --> 01:12:13,649 - Every once in a while, do you? 1755 01:12:13,649 --> 01:12:15,011 - Not so much anymore. 1756 01:12:15,011 --> 01:12:17,299 Not as much as I used to 1757 01:12:17,299 --> 01:12:18,914 before my nervous breakdown. 1758 01:12:18,914 --> 01:12:20,191 (bell dinging) 1759 01:12:20,191 --> 01:12:21,364 Do you come in here a lot? 1760 01:12:21,364 --> 01:12:23,152 - Why are you asking? 1761 01:12:23,152 --> 01:12:24,280 - Well, just interested. 1762 01:12:24,280 --> 01:12:25,386 - Are you really interested 1763 01:12:25,386 --> 01:12:26,630 or do you just wanna pick me up? 1764 01:12:26,630 --> 01:12:28,010 - No, I'm really interested. 1765 01:12:28,010 --> 01:12:29,692 - Why would you be interested 1766 01:12:29,692 --> 01:12:31,977 in whether I come here a lot? 1767 01:12:31,977 --> 01:12:33,476 - Just getting acquainted. 1768 01:12:33,476 --> 01:12:35,447 - Maybe you're only interested for the sake 1769 01:12:35,447 --> 01:12:37,091 of making small talk long enough 1770 01:12:37,091 --> 01:12:38,617 to ask me back to your place 1771 01:12:38,617 --> 01:12:39,809 to listen to some music, 1772 01:12:39,809 --> 01:12:43,399 or because you cut this great directors cut 1773 01:12:43,399 --> 01:12:45,551 or because you've got this terrific 1774 01:12:45,551 --> 01:12:47,318 unknown Django Reinhardt vinyl 1775 01:12:47,318 --> 01:12:49,790 only all you really wanna do is fuck 1776 01:12:49,790 --> 01:12:51,517 which you won't do very well, 1777 01:12:51,517 --> 01:12:53,272 after which you'll go into the bathroom 1778 01:12:53,272 --> 01:12:55,264 and pee very loudly. 1779 01:12:55,264 --> 01:12:57,182 And then you'll proceed to go into the kitchen, 1780 01:12:57,182 --> 01:12:58,767 get yourself a beer from the refrigerator 1781 01:12:58,767 --> 01:13:01,006 without asking me whether I'd like anything 1782 01:13:01,006 --> 01:13:03,818 and then you will proceed to lie back down beside me 1783 01:13:03,818 --> 01:13:08,137 and confess that you've got a girlfriend named Stephanie 1784 01:13:08,137 --> 01:13:10,469 who's been away at medical school in Belgium for a year 1785 01:13:10,469 --> 01:13:13,046 and that you've been involved with her off and on 1786 01:13:13,046 --> 01:13:16,139 in what you call a very intricate relationship 1787 01:13:16,139 --> 01:13:18,203 for about seven years, 1788 01:13:18,203 --> 01:13:21,286 neither of which interest me, mister! 1789 01:13:23,176 --> 01:13:24,009 - So that's a no? 1790 01:13:24,009 --> 01:13:24,842 (bell dinging) 1791 01:13:24,842 --> 01:13:25,675 Do you come in here a lot? 1792 01:13:25,675 --> 01:13:27,122 - Every other day, I think. 1793 01:13:27,122 --> 01:13:28,111 - I come in here quite a lot 1794 01:13:28,111 --> 01:13:29,423 and I don't remember seeing you. 1795 01:13:29,423 --> 01:13:31,305 - I guess we must be on different schedules. 1796 01:13:31,305 --> 01:13:32,520 - Missed connections. 1797 01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:34,192 - Yes, different time zone. 1798 01:13:34,192 --> 01:13:35,942 - Amazing how you can live right next door 1799 01:13:35,942 --> 01:13:37,928 to someone in this town and never even know it. 1800 01:13:37,928 --> 01:13:38,761 - I know. 1801 01:13:38,761 --> 01:13:39,921 - [Man] City life. 1802 01:13:39,921 --> 01:13:41,004 - It's crazy. 1803 01:13:42,287 --> 01:13:44,508 - You weren't waiting for somebody when I came in, were you? 1804 01:13:44,508 --> 01:13:45,341 - Actually I was. 1805 01:13:45,341 --> 01:13:46,489 - Oh, boyfriend? 1806 01:13:46,489 --> 01:13:47,322 - Sort of. 1807 01:13:47,322 --> 01:13:48,584 - What's a sort of boyfriend? 1808 01:13:48,584 --> 01:13:49,618 - My husband? 1809 01:13:49,618 --> 01:13:50,451 (bell dinging) 1810 01:13:50,451 --> 01:13:51,284 - You weren't waiting for somebody 1811 01:13:51,284 --> 01:13:52,117 when I came in here, were you? 1812 01:13:52,117 --> 01:13:52,980 - Actually I was. 1813 01:13:52,980 --> 01:13:54,169 - Oh, boyfriend? 1814 01:13:54,169 --> 01:13:55,002 - Sort of. 1815 01:13:55,002 --> 01:13:56,114 - What's a sort of boyfriend? 1816 01:13:56,114 --> 01:13:57,861 - We're meeting here to break up. 1817 01:13:57,861 --> 01:13:59,044 - Oh, so you're available. 1818 01:13:59,044 --> 01:13:59,877 (bell dinging) 1819 01:13:59,877 --> 01:14:00,903 What's a sort of boyfriend? 1820 01:14:00,903 --> 01:14:03,051 - My lover, here she comes right now. 1821 01:14:03,051 --> 01:14:03,884 Hi. 1822 01:14:05,298 --> 01:14:06,131 (bell dinging) 1823 01:14:06,131 --> 01:14:08,797 - You weren't waiting for somebody when I came in, were you? 1824 01:14:08,797 --> 01:14:10,380 - No, just reading. 1825 01:14:11,953 --> 01:14:14,912 - Sort of a sad occupation for a Friday evening, isn't it? 1826 01:14:14,912 --> 01:14:15,870 Reading by yourself. 1827 01:14:15,870 --> 01:14:17,303 - I guess I was trying to think of it 1828 01:14:17,303 --> 01:14:19,242 as existentially romantic. 1829 01:14:19,242 --> 01:14:22,736 You know, cappuccino, great literature, summer night. 1830 01:14:22,736 --> 01:14:24,986 - That only works in Paris. 1831 01:14:26,573 --> 01:14:28,881 We could hop the late plane to Paris, 1832 01:14:28,881 --> 01:14:31,282 stroll down the left bank, find a cafe. 1833 01:14:31,282 --> 01:14:33,314 - Oh, I'm a little short on plane fare tonight. 1834 01:14:33,314 --> 01:14:35,078 - Darn it, so am I. 1835 01:14:35,078 --> 01:14:36,543 - To tell you the truth I was thinking of heading 1836 01:14:36,543 --> 01:14:38,938 to the movies after I finish this section. 1837 01:14:38,938 --> 01:14:40,681 Would you like to come along 1838 01:14:40,681 --> 01:14:43,710 since you can't seem to locate a waiter? 1839 01:14:43,710 --> 01:14:44,809 - That's a very nice offer, but, 1840 01:14:44,809 --> 01:14:45,744 - Uh huh, girlfriend. 1841 01:14:45,744 --> 01:14:47,041 - Two, actually. 1842 01:14:47,041 --> 01:14:50,729 One of them's pregnant and definitely. 1843 01:14:50,729 --> 01:14:51,562 (bell dinging) 1844 01:14:51,562 --> 01:14:52,395 - Girlfriend? 1845 01:14:52,395 --> 01:14:53,259 - No, I don't have a girlfriend. 1846 01:14:53,259 --> 01:14:54,367 - Oh. 1847 01:14:54,367 --> 01:14:55,917 - Not if you count that castrating bitch 1848 01:14:55,917 --> 01:14:56,917 I dumped last night. 1849 01:14:56,917 --> 01:14:57,750 - Ooh. 1850 01:14:57,750 --> 01:14:59,541 (bell dinging) Girlfriend? 1851 01:14:59,541 --> 01:15:01,051 - Uh sort of, sort of. 1852 01:15:01,051 --> 01:15:02,768 - What's a sort of girlfriend? 1853 01:15:02,768 --> 01:15:03,721 - My mother. 1854 01:15:03,721 --> 01:15:04,845 - Oh. 1855 01:15:04,845 --> 01:15:05,678 (bell dinging) 1856 01:15:05,678 --> 01:15:07,509 - I just ended a relationship, actually. 1857 01:15:07,509 --> 01:15:08,342 - [Woman] Oh. 1858 01:15:08,342 --> 01:15:09,516 - Of rather long standing. 1859 01:15:09,516 --> 01:15:11,313 - I'm sorry to hear it. 1860 01:15:11,313 --> 01:15:13,035 - It's my first night out alone in a long time 1861 01:15:13,035 --> 01:15:14,417 and I feel a little bit at sea 1862 01:15:14,417 --> 01:15:15,538 to tell you the truth. 1863 01:15:15,538 --> 01:15:17,648 - So you didn't stop to talk because you're a wiccan 1864 01:15:17,648 --> 01:15:20,378 or have some weird political affiliation? 1865 01:15:20,378 --> 01:15:21,211 - Nope. 1866 01:15:21,211 --> 01:15:22,631 Straight down the ticket Republican. 1867 01:15:22,631 --> 01:15:23,468 - Ugh. (bell dinging) 1868 01:15:23,468 --> 01:15:24,954 Straight down the ticket Democrat. 1869 01:15:24,954 --> 01:15:25,872 - God. (bell dinging) 1870 01:15:25,872 --> 01:15:28,171 - Can I tell you something about politics? 1871 01:15:28,171 --> 01:15:30,654 - Ugh. (bell dinging) 1872 01:15:30,654 --> 01:15:33,417 - I like to think of myself as a citizen of the universe. 1873 01:15:33,417 --> 01:15:34,269 (slapping) 1874 01:15:34,269 --> 01:15:35,102 (bell dinging) 1875 01:15:35,102 --> 01:15:35,935 I'm unaffiliated. 1876 01:15:35,935 --> 01:15:38,575 - That's a relief, so am I. 1877 01:15:38,575 --> 01:15:39,958 - I vote my beliefs. 1878 01:15:39,958 --> 01:15:41,444 - [Betty] Labels are not important. 1879 01:15:41,444 --> 01:15:43,886 - Labels are not important, exactly. 1880 01:15:43,886 --> 01:15:44,719 Take me for example. 1881 01:15:44,719 --> 01:15:45,703 So what if I had a two point, 1882 01:15:45,703 --> 01:15:46,536 (bell dinging) a three point, 1883 01:15:46,536 --> 01:15:48,067 (bell dinging) four point at college, 1884 01:15:48,067 --> 01:15:49,372 or that I came from Pittsburgh. 1885 01:15:49,372 --> 01:15:50,205 (bell dinging) Cleveland, 1886 01:15:50,205 --> 01:15:51,280 (bell dinging) Westchester County. 1887 01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:52,373 - Sure. 1888 01:15:52,373 --> 01:15:53,958 - I believe that a man is what he is. 1889 01:15:53,958 --> 01:15:54,791 (bell dinging) 1890 01:15:54,791 --> 01:15:55,700 A person is what he is. 1891 01:15:55,700 --> 01:15:56,533 (bell dinging) 1892 01:15:56,533 --> 01:15:58,189 A person is what they are. 1893 01:15:58,189 --> 01:15:59,345 - I think so too. 1894 01:15:59,345 --> 01:16:00,635 - So what if I admire Trotsky? 1895 01:16:00,635 --> 01:16:01,468 (bell dinging) 1896 01:16:01,468 --> 01:16:03,120 So what if I once had total body liposuction? 1897 01:16:03,120 --> 01:16:03,953 (bell dinging) 1898 01:16:03,953 --> 01:16:06,386 So what if I don't have a penis? 1899 01:16:06,386 --> 01:16:07,219 (bell dinging) 1900 01:16:07,219 --> 01:16:09,333 So what if I once spent a year in the Peace Corps? 1901 01:16:09,333 --> 01:16:10,480 I was acting on my conviction. 1902 01:16:10,480 --> 01:16:11,352 - Sure. 1903 01:16:11,352 --> 01:16:13,066 - You just can't hang a sign on a person. 1904 01:16:13,066 --> 01:16:14,445 - Absolutely. 1905 01:16:14,445 --> 01:16:16,362 I bet you're a Scorpio. 1906 01:16:17,483 --> 01:16:18,316 (bell dinging) 1907 01:16:18,316 --> 01:16:19,719 Listen, I was headed to the movies 1908 01:16:19,719 --> 01:16:21,143 after I finish this section. 1909 01:16:21,143 --> 01:16:22,703 Would you like to come along? 1910 01:16:22,703 --> 01:16:24,462 - Sounds like fun, what's playing? 1911 01:16:24,462 --> 01:16:27,031 - A couple of the really early Woody Allen movies. 1912 01:16:27,031 --> 01:16:28,596 - Oh. 1913 01:16:28,596 --> 01:16:29,979 - You don't like Woody Allen? 1914 01:16:29,979 --> 01:16:31,254 - Sure I like Woody Allen. 1915 01:16:31,254 --> 01:16:33,553 - But you're not crazy about Woody Allen? 1916 01:16:33,553 --> 01:16:35,362 - Those early ones kind of get on my nerves. 1917 01:16:35,362 --> 01:16:36,195 - Uh huh. 1918 01:16:36,195 --> 01:16:37,028 (bell dinging) 1919 01:16:37,028 --> 01:16:38,266 - You know, I was headed to - I was going to, 1920 01:16:38,266 --> 01:16:39,099 - I'm sorry. 1921 01:16:39,099 --> 01:16:40,667 - No, go ahead. 1922 01:16:40,667 --> 01:16:42,567 - I was gonna say I was headed to the movies 1923 01:16:42,567 --> 01:16:43,400 in a little while. 1924 01:16:43,400 --> 01:16:44,549 - So was I. 1925 01:16:44,549 --> 01:16:45,430 - The Woody Allen festival? 1926 01:16:45,430 --> 01:16:47,717 - Yeah, just up the street. 1927 01:16:47,717 --> 01:16:49,195 - Do you like his early ones? 1928 01:16:49,195 --> 01:16:50,106 - I think anyone who doesn't 1929 01:16:50,106 --> 01:16:51,897 ought to be run off the planet. 1930 01:16:51,897 --> 01:16:53,381 - How many times have you seen Bananas? 1931 01:16:53,381 --> 01:16:54,938 - 17 times. 1932 01:16:54,938 --> 01:16:55,771 - 22. 1933 01:16:56,906 --> 01:16:58,992 So are you still interested? 1934 01:16:58,992 --> 01:17:02,351 (light piano music) 1935 01:17:02,351 --> 01:17:05,351 - Do you like Entemann's Crumb Cake? 1936 01:17:06,191 --> 01:17:10,803 - Last night I went out at two in the morning to get one. 1937 01:17:10,803 --> 01:17:12,440 Did you have an Etch-a-Sketch as a child? 1938 01:17:12,440 --> 01:17:14,036 - Yes. 1939 01:17:14,036 --> 01:17:16,703 And do you like brussel sprouts? 1940 01:17:18,636 --> 01:17:19,709 - I think they're disgusting. 1941 01:17:19,709 --> 01:17:22,046 - They are disgusting. 1942 01:17:22,046 --> 01:17:22,988 - Do you still believe in marriage 1943 01:17:22,988 --> 01:17:24,634 in spite of current sentiments against it? 1944 01:17:24,634 --> 01:17:25,467 - Yes. 1945 01:17:26,531 --> 01:17:27,364 - And children? 1946 01:17:27,364 --> 01:17:28,197 - Three of them. 1947 01:17:28,197 --> 01:17:29,030 - Two girls and a boy. 1948 01:17:29,030 --> 01:17:30,921 - Harvard, Vasser and Brown. 1949 01:17:30,921 --> 01:17:32,244 - And will you love me? 1950 01:17:32,244 --> 01:17:33,292 - Yes. 1951 01:17:33,292 --> 01:17:34,653 - And cherish me forever? 1952 01:17:34,653 --> 01:17:35,486 - Yes. 1953 01:17:36,696 --> 01:17:39,271 - Do you still wanna go to the movies? 1954 01:17:39,271 --> 01:17:41,075 - Sure thing. 1955 01:17:41,075 --> 01:17:42,408 - [Both] Waiter. 1956 01:17:46,155 --> 01:17:47,155 - Excuse me. 1957 01:17:49,860 --> 01:17:51,162 Is this seat taken? 1958 01:17:51,162 --> 01:17:52,854 - No, it's not. 1959 01:17:52,854 --> 01:17:53,984 - Mind if I sit here? 1960 01:17:53,984 --> 01:17:55,833 - No, go ahead. 1961 01:17:55,833 --> 01:17:56,666 - Thanks. 1962 01:18:09,167 --> 01:18:10,604 What's the book? 1963 01:18:10,604 --> 01:18:12,256 (bell dinging) 1964 01:18:12,256 --> 01:18:14,673 (jazz music)